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Open | Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 11:21:27 pm PST

When you are solving a problem, don’t worry. Now, after you have solved the problem, then that’s the time to worry.

Richard Feynman

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1 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:24:59pm

WOOT!

An open field all the way to the Goal!

2 tommygum  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:26:03pm

To a man whose only tool in a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

3 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:26:21pm

re: #1 JCM

WOOT!

An open field all the way to the Goal!

You gotta get by me first, and I'm one hell of a goalkeeper!

4 tommygum  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:26:53pm

Howdy JCM. Gun thread?

5 redc1c4  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:27:09pm

can someone ID what we're drinking tonight, so we don't all look like boobs for a change?

6 freedomplow  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:27:15pm

Ford Motor Company said no thanks to Gov cash.

7 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:27:36pm

re: #4 tommygum

Howdy JCM. Gun thread?

Drinking thread.

8 redc1c4  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:28:19pm

what? me worry?

/Obama voter

9 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:28:39pm

re: #6 freedomplow

Ford Motor Company said no thanks to Gov cash.

Strength and Honor. That is what Ford showed. May they find their way through this crisis and emerge strengthened by it.

10 tommygum  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:29:38pm

I just had a mental image of The One as Alfred E. Newman.

11 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:30:03pm

re: #9 Dark_Falcon

Strength and Honor. That is what Ford showed. May they find their way through this crisis and emerge strengthened by it.

Not that I care, but I wonder what the UAW thinks about it.

12 Killian Bundy  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:30:10pm
Every billion dollars invested in wind farms creates some 3,350 jobs — nearly four times the 870 jobs created with a similar investment in coal-fired power plants,” said Earth Policy Institute President Lester Brown.

Weatherizing homes is “the most labor-intensive” of energy investments, creating 6,750 jobs per $1 billion, Brown said.

/that's a minimum of $148,000 per job created, your tax dollars on Obama

13 tommygum  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:31:03pm

Nice work, if you can get it.

14 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:31:10pm

re: #7 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Drinking thread.

Being virtual we can have both!

Just opened a Trippel, my wife made holiday candy today. I cleaned up the kitchen.....

Gonna' take my Springfield to the range on Wednesday and dial in the new optics.

15 redc1c4  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:33:03pm

re: #7 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Drinking thread.

guns and alcohol don't mix: the powder residue, oil and solvents make the drink taste funny, and the drink screws up the finish and gums up the action.

one hand for each on the firing line please.

16 redc1c4  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:34:07pm

re: #11 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Not that I care, but I wonder what the UAW thinks about it.

that they still have cash to take during the next contract talks?

17 tommygum  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:37:21pm

That they still have cash to support marxist candidates.

18 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:38:26pm

re: #16 redc1c4

that they still have cash to take during the next contract talks?

Hopefully, Ford will be wise and hold the line. The UAW needs an attitude adjustment.

19 zombie  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:39:36pm

re: #12 Killian Bundy

/that's a minimum of $148,000 per job created, your tax dollars on Obama

Obama's economic system seems to revolve around the brilliant concept of using a dollar bill to buy 35¢ in change.

20 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:39:45pm

re: #17 tommygum

That they still have cash to support marxist candidates.

And to use bail out money for bonuses!

Despite monumental losses, some Wall Street firms will still be giving out big bonuses this year -- even firms that were bailed out by the government.
21 Bobibutu  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:39:50pm

re: #18 Dark_Falcon

Hopefully, Ford will be wise and hold the line. The UAW needs an attitude adjustment.

Needs a flush.

22 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:40:33pm

re: #19 zombie

Obama's economic system seems to revolve around the brilliant concept of using a dollar bill to buy 35¢ in change.

And then be thankful for 35¢ that's worth 18¢.

23 redc1c4  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:41:15pm

re: #19 zombie

Obama's economic system seems to revolve around the brilliant concept of using a dollar bill to buy 35¢ in change.

well, he *does* believe in change.....

/white smoke

24 freedomplow  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:42:06pm
25 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:43:39pm

re: #19 zombie

Obama's economic system seems to revolve around the brilliant concept of using a dollar bill to buy 35¢ in change.

Not a bad idea, actually. When hyper-inflation sets in, the paper money becomes truly worthless, but the coinage will always have at least some value as scrap. Copper, nickel, etc.

26 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:44:11pm

re: #24 freedomplow

Ford F-150 Wins Motor Trend Truck of the Year

Someone should edit that bailout poster now. If Ford isn't taking government money, their principled stand should be noted.

27 redc1c4  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:44:38pm

re: #10 tommygum

I just had a mental image of The One as Alfred E. Newman.

Just for you.....

'cause i'm a giver.

(promise you'll send me care packages when i'm in the camps? %-)

28 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:45:34pm

re: #27 redc1c4

Just for you.....

'cause i'm a giver.

(promise you'll send me care packages when i'm in the camps? %-)

[smiles] Thank you for that.

29 badbear  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:48:44pm

Insomnia calls for PB&J and NA beer, whilst mulling the gross incompetence and abject clownishness of our elected leaders.

30 redc1c4  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:49:16pm

re: #28 Dark_Falcon

[smiles] Thank you for that.

de nada.... it's all part of the free service!

here's another for your enjoyment shot for a sheep, shot for a flock.

or you can DIY here.

besides: you can't kill a man born to hang. %-)

31 redc1c4  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:50:22pm

re: #29 badbear

Insomnia calls for PB&J and NA beer, whilst mulling the gross incompetence and abject clownishness of our elected leaders.

benadryl will w*rk better, and *not* thinking about those items will help you relax enough to sleep.

32 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:50:37pm

re: #29 badbear

Insomnia calls for PB&J and NA beer, whilst mulling the gross incompetence and abject clownishness of our elected leaders.

Mulling the gross incompetence of our elected leaders requires strong, strong drink. Or a few hours and several hundred rounds at the range.

33 zombie  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:52:25pm

I have something shameful to admit. But it reveals a peek into how the Thought Police operate.

As part of a job/project/thing I worked on (vague enough for you?), I had to write something on the general topic of global warming, for a general audience to read. Well, I decided to emerge from "stealth mode" a little bit and write a very concise but pretty devastating debunking of the whole man-made global warming hysteria, hitting the high points of the various excellent debunkings that have already been published.

Well, a person in a different department (sales), who had reviewed the whole [thing], including my small anti-global warming rant (one of many contributions from me), said that they needed to get celebrity endorsements for [the thing], and one very prominent celebrity said they would give an endorsement -- but one little problem: they didn't like that global warming part. So I was asked if it would be OK if my global warming part was removed from the final product.

Now, even though I actually was higher up the status chain, and had a perfect right to stand my by principles and insist it be kept -- I instead caved in to pressure and allowed them to remove it. I could detect a general sense of relief, because, unbeknownst to me, my stepping out of the PC line had been bothering a lot of people, not just this one celebrity endorser.

And once again, group-think and peer pressure (and business acumen) trumps the truth.

A sad day in zoimbieland.

34 badbear  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:53:04pm

re: #32 JCM

Strong drink is out. I have already consumed my lifetime ration. Some .45cal time at the range would be good. Best not think about moving targets.

35 winston06  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:53:16pm

good nite folks

36 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:54:33pm

re: #34 badbear

Strong drink is out. I have already consumed my lifetime ration. Some .45cal time at the range would be good. Best not think about moving targets.

Range therapy I calls it. Going next week!

37 Dustyvet  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:54:36pm

re: #32 JCM

Mulling the gross incompetence of our elected leaders requires strong, strong drink. Or a few hours and several hundred rounds at the range.

Or a couple of hours with a 105 MM Howitzer Towed and a duce and a half full of ammo...:)

38 DistantThunder  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:55:43pm

re: #33 zombie

I have something shameful to admit. But it reveals a peek into how the Thought Police operate.

As part of a job/project/thing I worked on (vague enough for you?), I had to write something on the general topic of global warming, for a general audience to read. Well, I decided to emerge from "stealth mode" a little bit and write a very concise but pretty devastating debunking of the whole man-made global warming hysteria, hitting the high points of the various excellent debunkings that have already been published.

Well, a person in a different department (sales), who had reviewed the whole [thing], including my small anti-global warming rant (one of many contributions from me), said that they needed to get celebrity endorsements for [the thing], and one very prominent celebrity said they would give an endorsement -- but one little problem: they didn't like that global warming part. So I was asked if it would be OK if my global warming part was removed from the final product.

Now, even though I actually was higher up the status chain, and had a perfect right to stand my by principles and insist it be kept -- I instead caved in to pressure and allowed them to remove it. I could detect a general sense of relief, because, unbeknownst to me, my stepping out of the PC line had been bothering a lot of people, not just this one celebrity endorser.

And once again, group-think and peer pressure (and business acumen) trumps the truth.

A sad day in zoimbieland.

What does it mean that people are happier thinking that the world is going to hell via global warming - than to think that everything is in equillibrium?

39 badbear  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:55:53pm

re: #33 zombie

The pervasiveness of political correctness and groupthink these days is really disheartening. But I WILL NOT SUBMIT.

40 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:56:04pm

re: #33 zombie

Don't take it too hard, Z. Every conservative I've known ( and most of the liberals, too) have watered down their view or passed over a subject in silence in the name of comity at least once. Sometimes its just part of being team player (though it is still to be avoided when possible).

41 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:56:26pm

re: #33 zombie

Did you get your reservations to Joy Camp yet?

That's funny / sad. It's going on every where with regards to GW.

42 zombie  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:57:16pm

re: #25 Alberta Oil Peon

Not a bad idea, actually. When hyper-inflation sets in, the paper money becomes truly worthless, but the coinage will always have at least some value as scrap. Copper, nickel, etc.

Sorry to burst your balloon, by the U.S. mint long ago removed almost all the copper from pennies, since it was starting to cost more then 1¢ to make each one. Now pennies are basically pot-metal with a thing copper coating. And nickels have a greatly diminished nickel content as well. (And as everybody knows, all silver was removed from US coinage in 1964 [except for half-dollars, which still had a little bit of silver until 1969].)

Nowadays, intrinsically, US coinage has no more actual worth than paper money.

43 zombie  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:57:42pm

re: #33 zombie

zoimbieland = zombieland

44 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:58:35pm

re: #37 Dustyvet

Or a couple of hours with a 105 MM Howitzer Towed and a duce and a half full of ammo...:)

Ohhhhh!
*faints at the very thought*

That's what I'm talkin' about!

45 badbear  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:58:51pm

re: #41 JCM

Hate to ask...what's joy camp?

46 Alberta Oil Peon  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:59:10pm

re: #33 zombie

Sounds like simply part of the moral hazard of working in a moonbat-dominated industry, whatever that might be.

Perhaps you could keep tabs on the celebrity of the hour, and photograph him (or her, as the case may be) picking his/her nose, or driving a gas-guzzling Hummer instead of the mandatory Prius. Revenge could be sweet.

47 JCM  Fri, Dec 19, 2008 11:59:34pm

re: #45 badbear

Hate to ask...what's joy camp?

1984, re-education camps where called Joy Camp.

48 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:00:32am

re: #38 DistantThunder

What does it mean that people are happier thinking that the world is going to hell via global warming - than to think that everything is in equillibrium?

what makes you believe they are 'thinking'?

49 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:01:47am

roger that....been a while. reading training material about Mitch Rapp.

50 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:02:08am

re: #37 Dustyvet

Or a couple of hours with a 105 MM Howitzer Towed and a duce and a half full of ammo...:)

can i get a 4 Deuce or one of them there new fangled 120mm's instead?

/really rather have a Bradley or an M-1, but i wanted to keep the fantasy *somewhat* possible. %-)

51 JCM  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:02:47am

re: #49 badbear

roger that....been a while. reading training material about Mitch Rapp.

Good stuff, picked up a couple a few days ago. Just starting the Rapp series.

52 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:03:03am

re: #46 Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like simply part of the moral hazard of working in a moonbat-dominated industry, whatever that might be.

Perhaps you could keep tabs on the celebrity of the hour, and photograph him (or her, as the case may be) picking his/her nose, or driving a gas-guzzling Hummer instead of the mandatory Prius. Revenge could be sweet.

No, someone might use the resultant photos and the motivation for them and, by good analysis, figure out who Zombie is. Minor revenge isn't worth running risks like that.

53 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:03:11am

re: #41 JCM

Did you get your reservations to Joy Camp yet?

That's funny / sad. It's going on every where with regards to GW.

as opposed to the "Joy Division"?

54 Slumbering Behemoth  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:03:48am

re: #38 DistantThunder

Some find the thought of apocalypse/armageddon comforting for some reason. Hate, maybe?

55 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:03:59am

re: #42 zombie

Sorry to burst your balloon, by the U.S. mint long ago removed almost all the copper from pennies, since it was starting to cost more then 1¢ to make each one. Now pennies are basically pot-metal with a thing copper coating. And nickels have a greatly diminished nickel content as well. (And as everybody knows, all silver was removed from US coinage in 1964 [except for half-dollars, which still had a little bit of silver until 1969].)

Nowadays, intrinsically, US coinage has no more actual worth than paper money.

Even pot metal, mostly zinc, has some scrap value. I wouldn't be surprised to see plastic coins debut, eventually.

56 JCM  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:04:16am

re: #50 redc1c4

can i get a 4 Deuce or one of them there new fangled 120mm's instead?

/really rather have a Bradley or an M-1, but i wanted to keep the fantasy *somewhat* possible. %-)

Did you catch this one from the last thread.

57 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:04:39am

re: #51 JCM

Good stuff, picked up a couple a few days ago. Just starting the Rapp series.

read them in order...it's a continuing story. and really good.

58 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:05:03am

re: #46 Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like simply part of the moral hazard of working in a moonbat-dominated industry, whatever that might be.

Perhaps you could keep tabs on the celebrity of the hour, and photograph him (or her, as the case may be) picking his/her nose, or driving a gas-guzzling Hummer instead of the mandatory Prius. Revenge could be sweet.

what i find amusing about the whole hybrid thing is that, from what i've read, they actually make a bigger mess of the economy and environment than regular vehicles.

/black humor (or is that racist? %-)

59 GOPManHatTanIte  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:05:38am

re: #34 badbear

Strong drink is out. I have already consumed my lifetime ration. Some .45cal time at the range would be good. Best not think about moving targets.

Got to take aim at some pheasant the other day was supposed do the same today but they fly too low in the snow...not too sporting

60 JCM  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:05:44am

re: #57 badbear

read them in order...it's a continuing story. and really good.

That's what I'm doing. The problem is once I start one, it's so hard to put it down.

61 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:07:08am

re: #56 JCM

Did you catch this one from the last thread.

yes, but since i spent 20 years in the reserves, and even shot GPMG competition, it'd just be a tease.

the CO2 minigun, otoh...... %-)

62 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:08:07am

/black humor (or is that racist? %-)re: #58 redc1c4

is there black humor? used to be before victim status took hold.

63 zombie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:10:28am

re: #46 Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like simply part of the moral hazard of working in a moonbat-dominated industry, whatever that might be.

Perhaps you could keep tabs on the celebrity of the hour, and photograph him (or her, as the case may be) picking his/her nose, or driving a gas-guzzling Hummer instead of the mandatory Prius. Revenge could be sweet.

Hell, they're ALL hypocrites. Jaw-dropping hypocrisy surrounds me constantly in [work field]. You've never seen a carbon footprint until you seen the carbon footprints of these Moonbat Sasquatches. Despicable.

64 JCM  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:10:59am

re: #61 redc1c4

yes, but since i spent 20 years in the reserves, and even shot GPMG competition, it'd just be a tease.

the CO2 minigun, otoh...... %-)

There is that, but .22 is way cheaper than .50.

65 JCM  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:12:46am

I'm out gang, it's way late for me.

Big storm in Seattle tomorrow, snow and cold!

Later.

66 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:13:54am

re: #63 zombie

Moonbat Sasquatches.


Ha. I like that one. ;-)>

67 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:14:28am

re: #58 redc1c4

what i find amusing about the whole hybrid thing is that, from what i've read, they actually make a bigger mess of the economy and environment than regular vehicles.

/black humor (or is that racist? %-)

I don't know if hybrids are necessarily all that bad. The idea is sound; use a smaller IC engine than would otherwise be acceptable, and use a generator and batteries to time-shift some of the workload to periods when it would be idling. So you have a small engine running at an average 60% load factor, instead of a big one running from 5% to 90% sporadically. (just pulling numbers out of my a**, but you get the picture).

The battery in a hybrid needn't be very large, since it need only store a few minutes' worth of energy. And most batteries can be 100% recycled, where facilities exist.

What is ignorant is throwing away a perfectly sound conventional car just to have a trendy hybrid. Or owning a hybrid only to be seen in it for status reasons, and also keeping a 528 BMW for real driving.

68 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:15:42am

Don't make the mice mad!

Mice suspected in deadly cat fire

Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.

The fire at the humane society shelter in Oshawa also killed three dogs and some rats that were up for adoption.

An initial report from the fire marshal says mice or rats chewing through electrical wires in the ceiling are likely to have sparked the blaze.

Offers of help have been pouring in from animal lovers across Canada.

"It's unfortunate and ironic that mice caused the fire that killed the cats," Toronto Humane Society spokesman Ian McConachie told the BBC News website.

69 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:16:39am

re: #66 Outrider

Ha. I like that one. ;-)>

saw a few of them critters leading physical training in various spas I frequented in my youth.

70 zombie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:17:22am

Since I'm in a going-out-on-a-limb mode, I might as well speak my mind on this issue too:

Does every thread on LGF have to become a gun-themed thread? It seems that gun-related comments have octupled over the last few months. What's going on? Us non-gun-user-lizards have got to do a lotta scrolling these days.

71 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:18:00am

re: #68 gmsc

Don't make the mice mad!

Mice suspected in deadly cat fire

Well, my Claws' lifetime score card probably evens things up a little.

72 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:20:39am

re: #70 zombie

Since I'm in a going-out-on-a-limb mode, I might as well speak my mind on this issue too:

Does every thread on LGF have to become a gun-themed thread? It seems that gun-related comments have octupled over the last few months. What's going on? Us non-gun-user-lizards have got to do a lotta scrolling these days.

you prefer a discussion of breasts? The two topics seem to flip flop when the thread gets slow. ;-)>

Guess other folks have got to say something.... bring up a topic...

73 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:24:12am

re: #72 Outrider

you prefer a discussion of breasts? The two topics seem to flip flop when the thread gets slow. ;-)>

Guess other folks have got to say something.... bring up a topic...

I guess a matched pair of 38s would cover both angles, eh?

74 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:25:09am

re: #73 Alberta Oil Peon

Always go for the 44's.

75 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:25:52am

re: #73 Alberta Oil Peon

I guess a matched pair of 38s would cover both angles, eh?

like a glove. :-)> Or two.

76 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:26:05am

re: #33 zombie

I have something shameful to admit. But it reveals a peek into how the Thought Police operate.

As part of a job/project/thing I worked on (vague enough for you?), I had to write something on the general topic of global warming, for a general audience to read. Well, I decided to emerge from "stealth mode" a little bit and write a very concise but pretty devastating debunking of the whole man-made global warming hysteria, hitting the high points of the various excellent debunkings that have already been published.

Well, a person in a different department (sales), who had reviewed the whole [thing], including my small anti-global warming rant (one of many contributions from me), said that they needed to get celebrity endorsements for [the thing], and one very prominent celebrity said they would give an endorsement -- but one little problem: they didn't like that global warming part. So I was asked if it would be OK if my global warming part was removed from the final product.

Now, even though I actually was higher up the status chain, and had a perfect right to stand my by principles and insist it be kept -- I instead caved in to pressure and allowed them to remove it. I could detect a general sense of relief, because, unbeknownst to me, my stepping out of the PC line had been bothering a lot of people, not just this one celebrity endorser.

And once again, group-think and peer pressure (and business acumen) trumps the truth.

A sad day in zoimbieland.

That couldn't have been an easy choice to make.

77 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:27:12am

re: #73 Alberta Oil Peon

From Guns, to boobs, to puns-looks like that's where this is going. Good Evening/Morning/whatever, to one and all.

78 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:28:25am

re: #77 Pietr

From Guns, to boobs, to puns-looks like that's where this is going. Good Evening/Morning/whatever, to one and all.

think not. you punned your load last night.

79 wolfie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:28:54am

re: #70 zombie

Everyone's worried about gun-control legislation, I think. So they want to buy something now. So they start thinking about what they want. So they start discussing what's out there. Eek! :)

80 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:29:08am

re: #77 Pietr

From Guns, to boobs, to puns-looks like that's where this is going. Good Evening/Morning/whatever, to one and all.

Well, I'm at work,so I can't partake of the drinking part of the FNDT, but I can be there in spirit. And a good morning to you, too.

81 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:29:15am

re: #70 zombie

Since I'm in a going-out-on-a-limb mode, I might as well speak my mind on this issue too:

Does every thread on LGF have to become a gun-themed thread? It seems that gun-related comments have octupled over the last few months. What's going on? Us non-gun-user-lizards have got to do a lotta scrolling these days.

shoot..... you got me on that one.

82 slokat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:29:37am

Hey Red - Wind Tamer finally has her diesel back...

83 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:30:02am

re: #78 badbear


I got more Ammo today, and I don't see a limit in the local hunting laws....LOL.

84 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:30:14am

re: #75 Outrider

like a glove. :-)> Or two.

Michael, is that you?

/white smoke

85 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:31:20am

re: #78 badbear

think not. you punned your load last night.

tit's a nude day, and a new quota......

86 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:33:54am

re: #85 redc1c4

tit's a nude day, and a new quota......

this could get flaky. oh wait....

87 the phantom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:34:07am

re: #70 zombie

Does every thread on LGF have to become a gun-themed thread?

Take that back, or I'll plug ya!

88 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:34:22am

re: #70 zombie

Since I'm in a going-out-on-a-limb mode, I might as well speak my mind on this issue too:

Does every thread on LGF have to become a gun-themed thread? It seems that gun-related comments have octupled over the last few months. What's going on? Us non-gun-user-lizards have got to do a lotta scrolling these days.

kinda like how us agnostic lizard feel when the religious (regular & atheist) lizards get going.....

ever been to a range for formal training and instruction in firearms from a trained professional in a structured environment? it might help with some issues, if that's what's holding you back from joining the dark side.

i happen to know that such places exist, even in the Bay Area....

89 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:35:30am

re: #87 the phantom

Take that back, or I'll plug ya!

plug an player?

/hate the pun, not the punster

90 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:35:48am

re: #88 redc1c4

kinda like how us agnostic lizard feel when the religious (regular & atheist) lizards get going.....

...or in my case, the extra-large lizards.
;)

91 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:36:03am

re: #86 badbear

this could get flaky. oh wait....

Cheerio!

92 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:36:41am

I'm listening to this guy right now. An older program I recorded; I'm behind a firewall here at work that blocks streaming content, or I'd be listening live to Blues with the Midnight Creeper, another very enjoyable program.

93 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:37:19am

re: #84 redc1c4

Michael, is that you?

/white smoke

Michael?

94 RadialVelocity  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:37:20am

Zombie:

I sometimes have to keep my mouth shut - my girlfriend's friends are idiot wacko libs and it is fun listening to them talk dumb on the environment!

Back to the truth at

[Link: epw.senate.gov...]

95 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:37:24am

re: #88 redc1c4

delicately put. I'll glad I held off on stronger offering.

96 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:37:44am

re: #86 badbear

Not as long as the proper lubricant is used, for whichever '*item' you have in hand......

*(it is guns/boobs/open, so feel free to fire at all targets-right?)

97 nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:38:23am

Took the Rem. 720B (30.06) out for a loud walk in the park tonight. MAN this beast turns heads on the range....Even the 308 boys look up!

Not getting the 2 inch groups yet, the gun smith has the doll for the next few weeks, Scope rings and a bore scope with my Flav of optics..

What be your o-pine on "Proper" scope lizards? Thought I'd throw that out just for the fun of .....scopes!

98 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:39:06am

re: #89 redc1c4

Ever meet Fla, the brother of Nguyn Khao Ky?

99 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:40:11am

re: #86 badbear

this could get flaky. oh wait....

regular or frosted? since this is a bran new thread, anything is likely to raisin it's head for a Totally new direction in 19 different directions..... it's special, K?

100 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:40:12am

re: #96 Pietr

Not as long as the proper lubricant is used, for whichever '*item' you have in hand......

*(it is guns/boobs/open, so feel free to fire at all targets-right?)

that would be both hands.

101 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:40:55am

re: #93 Outrider

Michael?

Jackson.... of white glove fame?

102 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:40:59am

re: #93 Outrider


Hint:Billie Jean...white gloves (W/sequins?)......had a kiddie park on his estate....

103 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:43:58am

re: #101 redc1c4

Jackson.... of white glove fame?

that thought kind of crossed my mind but wasn't sure. lol it's late.

104 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:44:12am

heard of a guy with grape nuts.

105 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:45:04am

re: #103 Outrider

You were maybe thinking Michael Meyers....

/white smoke..

106 Mr Spiffy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:45:34am

re: #5 redc1c4

can someone ID what we're drinking tonight, so we don't all look like boobs for a change?

boob thread?

107 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:45:56am

re: #95 badbear

delicately put. I'll glad I held off on stronger offering.

just guessing, but with Zom, it might be philosophical or religious, or jsut personal choice......

since i don't see he/r/it joining a campaign to take away my rights, i'm not about to insist on infringing in reverse. everyone swhould have the right to decide for themselves, one way or the other.

the folks that bother me are those that don't want guns around, until bad shit happens, then they want you to take all the risk, liability, and danger to protect them.

108 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:47:20am

re: #104 badbear


Sounds painfull, and is raisin bran new questions.....

109 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:48:41am

check. sheep and sheepdogs. the way of the world and not a bother as long as my doggyness is not infringed.re: #107 redc1c4

just guessing, but with Zom, it might be philosophical or religious, or jsut personal choice......

since i don't see he/r/it joining a campaign to take away my rights, i'm not about to insist on infringing in reverse. everyone swhould have the right to decide for themselves, one way or the other.

the folks that bother me are those that don't want guns around, until bad shit happens, then they want you to take all the risk, liability, and danger to protect them.

110 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:49:18am

re: #108 Pietr

Sounds painfull, and is raisin bran new questions.....

he's totally screwed...

111 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:50:12am

re: #108 Pietr

Sounds painfull, and is raisin bran new questions.....

it was Michael.

112 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:51:08am

re: #109 badbear

check. sheep and sheepdogs. the way of the world and not a bother as long as my doggyness is not infringed.

well. Zom is one militant sheep, so i'd upgrade that to ram & sheepdogs...

113 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:51:33am

re: #110 redc1c4


Gubmint needs to chex into this-like wheat on rice, as long as they chex.....

114 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:51:35am

re: #111 badbear

it was Michael.

You mean Mikaeel?

115 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:52:06am

re: #112 redc1c4

roger that.

116 Killian Bundy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:52:34am

re: #70 zombie

Does every thread on LGF have to become a gun-themed thread? .

No, not every thread.

/last night we discussed neti pots and abuse of same

117 nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:52:38am

re: #88 redc1c4


PUSH, PUSH, PUSH, so now they understand that the "SILENT" majority of this country is very "PISSED" and no longer silent.....and they want some kind of P C understanding of our no longer being silent?

There was a bridge in CONCORD way back when......

118 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:54:02am

re: #114 Outrider

You mean Mikaeel?

The little man-boy turned in his white glove for a burka, remember ;-)>

119 Fierce Guppy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:54:11am

CREAM: White Room

No reason. I just felt like it.

Goodnight.

120 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:56:53am

re: #113 Pietr

Gubmint needs to chex into this-like wheat on rice, as long as they chex.....

naw, they're so corny that they'll puff up the one whole grain of thought and make the total story into a porridge that will be like honey for nuts and flakes to the point where you'll be lucky to charm any facts out of the results.

121 badbear  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:56:59am

pushin' three in the Berkeley of the upper midwest....I'm checking it to you. bb out.

122 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:57:00am

re: #119 Fierce Guppy

CREAM: White Room

No reason. I just felt like it.

Goodnight.

You felt like linking to a video that is unavailable in the U.S.?

123 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:57:32am

re: #119 Fierce Guppy

CREAM: White Room

No reason. I just felt like it.

Goodnight.

Cream of Wheat?

124 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:58:41am

re: #119 Fierce Guppy

CREAM: White Room

No reason. I just felt like it.

Goodnight.

Response

125 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 12:59:24am

re: #119 Fierce Guppy

CREAM: White Room

No reason. I just felt like it.

Goodnight.

Is this the song to which you were trying to link?

126 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:00:43am

re: #5 redc1c4

Scotch......cigars....more Scotch....Johnny Walker Blue Label...just for this crew........firearms optional......but.....better carried.

127 Outrider  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:01:10am

time to blow this DZ.... night all

128 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:01:52am

re: #127 Outrider

time to blow this DZ.... night all

G'Night outrider!

129 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:04:38am

re: #123 redc1c4

HITLER

130 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:04:45am

re: #128 gmsc

G'Night outrider!

think i'm gonna pull pitch too.....

got contractors *again* tomorrow.

/this farking kitchen better be done soon!

131 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:06:02am

re: #129 Nightwatch

HITLER

sorry, but you gotta grits your teeth and bear it on a pun thread. %-)

/white smoke

132 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:07:02am

re: #131 redc1c4

Noted....

purple smoke....:)

133 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:07:42am

re: #130 redc1c4

think i'm gonna pull pitch too.....

got contractors *again* tomorrow.

/this farking kitchen better be done soon!

Take care, red!

134 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:08:37am

well, it's been a bowl of laughs, and i've milked it for all it's worth, but it's time to go do secret things to the fruitcup and hit the rack.......

never forget that lizardsl are special, k?

hasta, y'all.....

L8r!

135 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:17:25am

Evenin' lizards! Did I miss anything?

136 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:19:51am

re: #135 Fenway_Nation

Evenin' lizards! Did I miss anything?

Michael Jackson, boobs, guns, and some mice that killed 100 cats.

Now you're caught up.

137 Slumbering Behemoth  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:20:07am

re: #135 Fenway_Nation

Reese what's-her-name came by and stabbed someone with gout. Or something.

138 redc1c4  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:20:09am

re: #135 Fenway_Nation

Evenin' lizards! Did I miss anything?

Iron Fist won the "Line of the Day" award with this gem from #491 in the last thread:

"You really don't want to get shot with a flare the size of your fist. It'll fuck your happy place all the fuck up."

/and now i'm *really* off to bed.

139 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:23:44am

re: #134 redc1c4


Damn, red-went for a smoke, and come back to find you've taken all my lines and headed back to HQ for debrief. GMTA....LOL.

140 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:25:03am

re: #138 redc1c4

Define....Purple Smoke..../.....%=(

141 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:26:41am

re: #135 Fenway_Nation


Ya had to been here (or go back and get a quick scan-it was punny). 'Evening Fenway-what's shaking?

142 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:35:09am

Not a whole lot....trying to make a couple hundred $$$ last 'til New Year's Eve when I'm not done with my Christmas shopping and I have to travel in a few days. Last thing in the world I need to do is run up my credit card bill....

Some family members think I'm joking when I ask for gold or silver bullion for christmas.

143 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:39:42am

re: #142 Fenway_Nation

Some family members think I'm joking when I ask for gold or silver bullion for christmas.

Now, why didn't I think of that?

144 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:45:34am

Morning/Evening Lizards. Has anyone seen aussiemagpie or Crux on this thread. If you 2 are lurking the cricket match is turning into a classic.

145 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:46:39am

Maybe it's time to.....
"Hell" almost 2 AM!....I still have merlot by the glass for now.

146 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:48:17am

Good (early) morning, lizards!

Tying in to Charles' video link a few threads down, here's the 2002 cover of ''Don't Dream It's Over'' by Sixpence None the Richer -- in my opinion, one of the few examples of a cover that neither falls short of nor transcends the original version; I think they're both outstanding.

Sixpence was primarily known as a "Christian rock" group (the band's name comes from a C.S. Lewis passage) -- the brief appearance of an orphaned baby lamb in the video being a nod to their Christian background without getting pushy about it.

And many of the lyrics lend themselves to a religious interpretation without a single change in wording -- once you've seen the music video with the lamb, it becomes quite easy to imagine the lyrics (or at least some of them) being addressed by Jesus to his followers. Yet you'd never think this based on the radio version, which avoids "appropriating" the song.

147 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:48:29am

re: #144 Erik The Red

Morning/Evening Lizards. Has anyone seen aussiemagpie or Crux on this thread. If you 2 are lurking the cricket match is turning into a classic.

It's me, Fenway, and just a few others. Slow tonight - more fruitcup for us!

148 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:49:34am

re: #146 Throbert McGee

I've been asleep at the switch, but aren't there a number of Christian rock bands that have morphed into more mainstream groups over time?

149 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:49:40am

re: #147 gmsc

It's me, Fenway, and just a few others. Slow tonight - more fruitcup for us!

have you 2 started the boobie thread yet?

150 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:51:03am

re: #144 Erik The Red

I missed the early match of sparing posters, was busy hanging Christmas Decs around the home 20.

151 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:51:36am

re: #149 Erik The Red

have you 2 started the boobie thread yet?

We sort of mixed a half-gun/half-boobie up-thread a ways.

152 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:51:41am

re: #149 Erik The Red


*sigh*

If you insist...

/A departure from my usual vintage pin-up nostalgia.

153 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:55:37am

re: #151 gmsc

Always a good combo.

154 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:56:45am

re: #150 Nightwatch


Hope you were checking your 6 the whole time, Nightwatch. Erik, We had Guns/boobies/cereal puns running-and cereal-ly killed it. So we are into 'brave new world' territory, with anything goes.

155 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:57:34am

Good news tonight,

Al Gore says "Global Warming is a total SHAM!"

Who Knew.......?

156 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:57:51am

re: #152 Fenway_Nation

*sigh*

If you insist...

/A departure from my usual vintage pin-up nostalgia.

WOW. Running for a cold shower. What is her bust size btw?

157 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:58:08am
158 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:58:43am

re: #155 Nightwatch

Good news tonight,

Al Gore says "Global Warming is a total SHAM!"

Who Knew.......?

re: #157 gmsc

Hey! I like the weekend captionfest picture over at Newsbusters!

Great timing!

We received so much snow in Vegas this week, we were SURE Al Gore was speaking in town!

159 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:59:01am

re: #154 Pietr


Spank thread......SPANK!

160 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:59:05am

re: #155 Nightwatch

Hmmm...no sarc tag, so I gottsa axe-For Real? Link?

161 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 1:59:11am

What do we want!?

FRUITCUP!

When do we want it?

SOME TIME SOON!

162 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:00:02am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------->
Help yourselves!

163 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:00:25am

re: #162 littleoldlady

Thanks, dear lady!

164 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:00:30am

re: #162 littleoldlady

Morning lol thanks.

165 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:01:37am

re: #162 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------->
Help yourselves!

Yummers!

(Do Sharmuta and LOL come into the thread together now?)

166 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:01:45am

re: #159 Nightwatch

With eggshell still attached to my scales-can i ask if this qualifies as 'hatchling abuse'? And where do I report it.....

/white smoke....

167 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:02:55am

re: #165 gmsc

Yummers!

(Do Sharmuta and LOL come into the thread together now?)

It's a Freemason conspiracy.

168 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:03:05am

Morning, lol......i feel the urge to smash puny humans diminish with each little cut up strawberry or pineapple I chomp down on.

169 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:03:24am

Sharmuta!

This may be your job here and there over the next couple of weeks....

/leaving on "vacation" (using the term loosely) tomorrow

170 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:04:15am

Fenway! :-)

Erik! :-)

gmsc! :-)

Pietr! :-)

171 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:05:13am

re: #169 littleoldlady

Oh, wow! Me?

172 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:05:25am

re: #166 Pietr

Hey Pietr get yourself a icon.

173 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:05:27am

re: #160 Pietr

Sorry, just being a wine swilling...hell...everyone knows...prankster...per usual....still love to post....purple smoke...////

174 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:05:49am

re: #168 Fenway_Nation

Morning, lol......i feel the urge to smash puny humans diminish with each little cut up strawberry or pineapple I chomp down on.

"Urge to kill . . . fading . . . fading . . ."
-Homer Simpson, The Shinning


/Don't you mean The Shining?
//Shhh . . . Do you want to get sued?

175 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:06:20am

re: #162 littleoldlady

re: #165 gmsc

And Coffee is on the sideboard-tho I'm still drinking beer for now. Mornin' lol!


gmsc, i think Sharmuta lurks until the male pheromones/testostorone levels are at a livable level, for a person of female persuasion. But, she will reveal hersalf when needed-kinda like Wonder Woman.

176 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:06:21am

But what about the Fruitcupitron 3000, littleoldlady? Or will I have to make like Chrysler and shut down production for awhile?

177 freetoken  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:06:41am
Sharmuta!

This may be your job here and there over the next couple of weeks....

/leaving on "vacation" (using the term loosely) tomorrow

Heh... enjoy your time off... just don't take a laptop with you lest you tempt yourself into remote fruit-cup service...

178 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:07:33am

re: #168 Fenway_Nation

I musta put sumptin' in the fruitcup...

/who knew? ;-)

179 Nightwatch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:07:45am

re: #170 littleoldlady

Grape-Fruit cup....?...=)!

180 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:09:05am

How will I know if my services are required for fruitcup?

181 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:10:08am

re: #176 Fenway_Nation

But what about the Fruitcupitron 3000, littleoldlady? Or will I have to make like Chrysler and shut down production for awhile?

You can be my second, my wing man.

182 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:10:37am

re: #177 freetoken

freetohen! :-)

That's exactly what happens! (Now that the kid has a laptop - will travel.)

I'm usually up anyway, and not being home means I have nothing to do but go online. Tomorrow, however, we're hitting the road.

/I've never yet managed to get my people into the car before 6 am...but a girl can dream...

183 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:10:56am

re: #180 Sharmuta

How will I know if my services are required for fruitcup?

I won't be here. ;-)

184 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:11:08am

re: #175 Pietr

re: #165 gmsc

And Coffee is on the sideboard-tho I'm still drinking beer for now. Mornin' lol!


gmsc, i think Sharmuta lurks until the male pheromones/testostorone levels are at a livable level, for a person of female persuasion. But, she will reveal hersalf when needed-kinda like Wonder Woman.

Part Smurf and Part Wonder Woman? I can just picture that.

185 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:11:52am

re: #183 littleoldlady

I won't be here. ;-)

In other words, she'll know if it's 2AM Pacific, 5 AM Eastern!

186 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:15:31am

re: #172 Erik The Red

Tried to upload 1 a few times-i seem to have issues. I can fix a dang PC, but software is sometimes...Aargh.

187 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:16:49am

Sharmuta,

I've seen you do it. You're VERY good at it.

/better 'n me, in fact.

Everyone's counting on you...

/don't get nervous or anything... ;-)

188 bp sf  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:17:14am

Not one, but two end of year rambling "state of my life" letters arrived this week.

Both letters started out oddly the same. "I can't tell you how proud I am of America. My faith is restored in this country again!"

Is the DNC providing talking points and content for holiday letters?

189 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:17:40am

re: #187 littleoldlady

Sharmuta,

I've seen you do it. You're VERY good at it.

/better 'n me, in fact.

Everyone's counting on you...

/don't get nervous or anything... ;-)

Yah no pressure Sharmuta/

190 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:19:19am

re: #188 bp sf

bp sf! :-)

Send them your tax bill in a couple of years.

/tell them how proud you are to allow them to pay it.

191 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:19:24am

re: #189 Erik The Red

When the going gets tough-the Tough get going. True fact......

192 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:20:58am

I should get some rest- need it for fruitcup duty tomorrow.

193 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:21:30am

'Night, Sharmuta! :-)

/fist-bump!

194 bp sf  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:22:26am

Ooops. I didn't say Good Morning! And thanks for the fruitcup!

195 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:22:34am

re: #192 Sharmuta

I should get some rest- need it for fruitcup duty tomorrow.

Before you go, I think you should know that the Islamists have officially gone too far!
;)

196 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:22:45am

re: #192 Sharmuta

I should get some rest- need it for fruitcup duty tomorrow.

Good night!

197 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:24:29am

re: #188 bp sf


Do you know why I'm glad there's so many Bowl games on around Christmastime? No.....it's not because I'm a huge fan of the storied tradition and pageantry that is the Motor City Bowl or Central Michigan football.

It's because I'm pretty sure I'm going to be outnumbered by vapid 0bama worshippers, and mediocre football shall prove to be a welcome diversion and a chance for me to gracefully bow out of this abrupt and rather convenient patriotism displayed by some of his supporters who happen to be blood relatives...

198 bp sf  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:25:31am

Schools were closed in NJ yesterday for snow.

On Thursday! 12 hours before the 1st flake.

What a bunch of weenies we're raising.

199 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:27:18am

re: #197 Fenway_Nation

Then enjoy the football, and the food...you have my condolences.

200 bp sf  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:28:25am

Football is traditionally a safety valve for politically divided families!

I just can't take the starry eyed look when the annointed one's holy name is mentioned.

201 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:30:58am

re: #198 bp sf

Schools were closed in NJ yesterday for snow.

On Thursday! 12 hours before the 1st flake.

What a bunch of weenies we're raising.

On Thursday, here in Vegas, we had a snow day - after 99% of the snow had melted!

It was so cold in Vegas we had North Pole dancers!

In Vegas, there's a standard stripper move where they suggestively lick a metal pole. That caused a few problems on Wednesday . . .

202 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:31:04am

There's also the matter of the Celtics giving the Lakers the beating they so richly deserve on Christmas Day. Seems kind of contrary to the Christmas spirit to humiliate the Lakers in front of their spoiled, know-nothing, vain, show-up-late/leave-early fans on the day we're supposed to celebrate Jesus' birth, but I'm not the one who made up the schedule.

/and this is coming from a guy who hardly follows the NBA

203 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:31:53am

re: #201 gmsc

On Thursday, here in Vegas, we had a snow day - after 99% of the snow had melted!

It was so cold in Vegas we had North Pole dancers!

In Vegas, there's a standard stripper move where they suggestively lick a metal pole. That caused a few problems on Wednesday . . .

LMAO

204 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:32:30am

re: #201 gmsc

On Thursday, here in Vegas, we had a snow day - after 99% of the snow had melted!

It was so cold in Vegas we had North Pole dancers!

In Vegas, there's a standard stripper move where they suggestively lick a metal pole. That caused a few problems on Wednesday . . .

Nobody has seen this much snow in a warm climate since 0bama left Hawaii!

205 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:33:21am

re: #172 Erik The Red

How can I post this-the board doesn't let me, from phtobucket, or my PC? Pi**ing me off-it is a jpg, and under the limit in size......Sheesh.

[IMG][Link: i42.photobucket.com...]

206 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:34:58am

re: #205 Pietr

You can upload directly from your PC. Just make sure it's not too big.

207 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:35:18am

re: #205 Pietr

How can I post this-the board doesn't let me, from phtobucket, or my PC? Pi**ing me off-it is a jpg, and under the limit in size......Sheesh.

[IMG][Link: i42.photobucket.com...]

You can't post images (except avatars by your name) on this board. Just put the image URL in your post, and LGF will make it clickable!

208 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:35:21am

re: #205 Pietr

How can I post this-the board doesn't let me, from phtobucket, or my PC? Pi**ing me off-it is a jpg, and under the limit in size......Sheesh.

[IMG][Link: i42.photobucket.com...]

Asking to wrong person brother. My 11 and 9 year olds know more about the puter than their old man.

209 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:38:09am

re: #205 Pietr

You're trying to get an avatar, right?

/I'm confused...

210 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:39:56am

re: #207 gmsc

We are talking avatar, gmsc. Board won't let me....

211 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:42:14am

re: #209 littleoldlady

Then you are right next to me, lol. I can't seem to get the board to post my avatar from my pc or photobucket....but i'm aggravated on top of confused....:>(

212 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:42:38am

No, I'm not. :-)

Pietr,

Go up to "My account" (upper left side of this page) and log in. First thing you see will be "Icon". You can browse your computer for an image.

213 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:43:26am

re: #210 Pietr

We are talking avatar, gmsc. Board won't let me....

They way I did mine iirc is just save the image to your photo folder than link from there for your avatar.

214 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:45:17am

re: #212 littleoldlady

And I follow the steps, M'am-but the image doesn't load. I think there is 1 hamster with a grudge blocking me-but with so many, how does 1 find the culprit?

215 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:46:48am

re: #214 Pietr

And this is why we shouldn't have let the hamsters unionize.

216 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:48:00am

Later all. Stay wet and scaly. Good luck Pietr

217 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:48:22am

re: #215 Fenway_Nation


Awww Hell-ya mean I'm fighting the United Hamsters Union....I am so totally screwed.....

218 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:48:30am

re: #214 Pietr

The image has to be in your My Pictures or My Documents file. Is it? Perhaps it's too big? Use whatever image software you have (i.e. Paint) to make it smaller.

Does "Preview" look different today, or have I not been paying attention?

219 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:48:54am

Bye, Erik! :-)

/wet?

220 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:50:47am

re: #219 littleoldlady

Bye, Erik! :-)

/wet?

Enjoy your holiday lol. I am just a tad envious. I have not had a break in over a year. The sins of owning a business that operates 24/7

221 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:52:26am

On that happy note, I'm off as well.

Weet dreams, everyone!

/barley hanging in there.

222 gmsc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:52:34am

Good night, all!

I'm out of here, but I'll try and make for Sharmuta's opening-night fruitcup appearance!

223 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 2:54:44am

re: #220 Erik The Red

Thanks! It's not really much of a break for me. A lot of driving, trucking my mom and aunt around, fixing stuff in my mom's apartment, and generally listening to talloldman and meannastytwentysomething whine and grouse.

I do get to see a lot of relatives, though, most of whom I like...

224 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:03:26am

re: #207 gmsc

You can't post images (except avatars by your name) on this board. Just put the image URL in your post, and LGF will make it clickable!

Better yet:

1) In the LGF comment window, type in a descriptive name for the image, such as:

Here is a picture of a rat playing a tiny violin.

2) Go to the page that is displaying the web address of the image, such as:

http: // i16.photobucket.com / albums/b42/Throbert/rugby%20the%20rat/rugby_tinyvi olin_2.jpg

...and highlight/copy this address.

3) In the LGF comment window, use your mouse to highlight the descriptive name you previously typed in (rat playing a tiny violin), and while the name is still highlighted, click on the "chain links" icon at the top right of the comment window.

4) Clicking on the chain icon will activate a small pop-up window into which you can paste the image address you copied in step (2). Click "okay" after pasting the address -- this turns the entire phrase "rat playing a tiny violin" into a clickable blue link to the image:

Here is a picture of a rat playing a tiny violin.

This is the better way to do it because images found on the web often have non-meaningful or misleading filenames -- such as a machine-generated filename like "gh675435.jpg" (or in this case "rugby_tinyviolin_2.jpg," which sounds as though it might have something to do with Australian-rules football). And if you simply let the LGF hamsters auto-link the image address, other lizards will only see the not-very-helpful "gh675435.jpg" instead of something more descriptive like "Obama caught picking his nose."

So, again: make up a name for the image, highlight that name, click on the chain-link icon, and paste the image address into the pop-up window. Cinchy!

225 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:09:52am

re: #224 Throbert McGee

Throbert! :-)

I think Pietr's off somewhere hamster wrasslin'.

Cute rat!

/and oh, so talented, too!

226 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:20:24am

re: #218 littleoldlady

The image has to be in your My Pictures or My Documents file.

No, it doesn't, so far as LGF is concerned.

Perhaps it's too big?

If we're talking about an avatar-icon, then this is most likely the problem. But note that "too big" in this case does not refer to the physical dimensions of the PICTURE (such as 640 x 480 pixels, or 10 x 20 centimeters, or whatever) -- rather, it refers to the memory size of the IMAGE-FILE expressed in kilobytes (Kb). Specifically, you can't upload an avatar icon that is "larger" than 32 Kb.

Use whatever image software you have (i.e. Paint) to make it smaller.

"Make it smaller" meaning, in this context, "reduce the file size to 32 Kb or less." With a .jpg or .png image file, you can decrease the file size without reducing the image dimensions by using a higher degree of file compression. But with a .gif file, you actually have to reduce the image dimensions (say, from 640 x 480 pixels to 320 x 240 pixels), since the .gif format doesn't let you change the amount of file compression.

227 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:22:12am

re: #225 littleoldlady

Close guess, lol-Stepped out to smoke and feed my feral Kitties. I have 3 nine week olds in the the back, and an 8 week old, that comes with mom, out front. Front kid is very spooky, tho I can catch and put him at the food. The back 3 are lapspoiled-and take advantage. Mom got sick and went away, after moving them here at age 3 wks-something she never did b4. So I grabbed the kids up and got them eating canned food and goats milk. Mom returned when well, and we've been sharing the babies since. Kitties and I have an affinity-we are all purrsons, and I feed there needs....LOL.

228 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:24:58am

re: #225 littleoldlady

Cute rat!

/and oh, so talented, too!

Heh -- the reality is that I had to snatch the violin away from him immediately after snapping the photo, or else he would've chewed it into splinters! (So a better name for the picture would've been "rat about to eat violin.")

(And although Rugby the Rat has been gone for several years, I still have the violin -- and it's now a Christmas-tree ornament, with the help of some wire and a little hot glue.)

229 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:27:01am

re: #226 Throbert McGee

Hmmm..I didn't consider a pixel issue. The file is just over 23 kb, so that isn't a problem, and it is a JPEG/JPG-and it is in my picture folder, plus on photobucket.. What is the pixel limit? Could that be my issue?

230 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:27:19am

re: #224 Throbert McGee

Exactly!

/isn't that what I said?
//I don't have a clue... ;-)

I remember Rugby....

231 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:30:21am

Pietr, let me know if you're still having trouble with the icon. But based on the symptoms you described, I'm pretty sure the problem is that your image file is larger than 32 kilobytes.

(Unfortunately, the LGF hamsters don't give you any sort of helpful message if this is the case -- they simply refuse to upload the file, which is a bit annoying.)

232 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:30:22am

re: #227 Pietr

I like cats. I've always had cats. Right now we have Valerie.

/let's see if her picture shows up as my avatar

Feral cats are another matter...

233 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:31:32am

Yup. That's Valerie! :-)

/making Pietr jealous...

234 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:38:55am

re: #232 littleoldlady

I used to raise and show cats-Birmans and Havana Browns. Now, I'm down to 2 indoor totoiseshell cats, and feed about 1 dozen ferals from the neighborhood. Some probably have owners, and others have been abandoned; I only insist that they all let others come and eat, peacefully. I'm pretty good at getting them to do that....and I'm no Dr Doolittle...:>)

235 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:38:57am

re: #229 Pietr

Hmmm..I didn't consider a pixel issue. The file is just over 23 kb, so that isn't a problem, and it is a JPEG/JPG-and it is in my picture folder, plus on photobucket.. What is the pixel limit? Could that be my issue?

As far as I know, there's no pixel limit at all -- the only restrictions are that (a) the format of the source image must be JPG/JPEG, GIF, or PNG, and (b) the maximum file size is 32 Kb.

Did you double check to make sure that the actual extension on the JPEG file is either .jpg or .jpeg? Some image programs will recognize and open a JPEG even if it has an "invalid" dot-extension, but hamsters are pretty simple-minded.

If none of this helps, you might have to try a little later.

236 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:39:48am

Good morning, LGF.

237 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:43:58am

Pietr: I just successfully changed my "rainbow elephant" icon to my "holiday cooking" icon (coincidentally, the source file is a 23 Kb JPEG, like yours). So I don't what the problem is.

(Oh, wait -- after choosing the file location on your computer, are you clicking on the "Upload Now" button, or on the "Save Changes" button at the bottom of the screen? If you forget to click the Upload Now button, the Save Changes button will not automatically upload the image. Conversely, once you've clicked Upload Now, there's no need to click the Save Changes button.)

238 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:44:00am

re: #229 Pietr

Um...did you refresh the page, Pietr?

/I always forget to do the stupid stuff...

239 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:46:26am

re: #235 Throbert McGee

As far as I know, there's no pixel limit at all -- the only restrictions are that (a) the format of the source image must be JPG/JPEG, GIF, or PNG, and (b) the maximum file size is 32 Kb.

Did you double check to make sure that the actual extension on the JPEG file is either .jpg or .jpeg? Some image programs will recognize and open a JPEG even if it has an "invalid" dot-extension, but hamsters are pretty simple-minded.

If none of this helps, you might have to try a little later.

I am actually better than average on software-and used to repair computers. I may have to ask Charles for help-unless there is a tech question area I missed? The file should load-unless my being a vista user is the problem. Hadn't considered that......

240 YankeeBoy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:48:33am

morning folks.

241 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:49:33am

re: #237 Throbert McGee

Conversely, once you've clicked Upload Now, there's no need to click the Save Changes button.)

Also, if the icon-upload works properly, the green football avatar in the Icon subsection of the "User Account" page should immediately change to your new icon. In other words, there's no need to exit the User Account page and go to a regular LGF thread page in order to verify that the upload "took." If you're still seeing the default green football, the icon-upload has failed for some reason.

242 littleoldlady  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:50:29am

Spare O'Lake! :-)

YankeeBoy ! :-)

I have to get things done.

/extricates butt from chair...

Good day, ALL!™

243 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:50:34am

Testing to see if I've learned Throbert's linking lesson.

This poor little guy looks cold.

Preview looks like it works...thank you, Throbert! I always wondered how to do the link in descriptive highlighting!

And good morning, Everyone!

244 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:52:18am

re: #241 Throbert McGee

And those damn United Hamster Union International peeps won't say anything-won't give a clue-unions suck..................AAAaaaarrrrggghhhh.

245 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:56:22am

re: #238 littleoldlady

Um...did you refresh the page, Pietr?

That couldn't be the issue in this case, because once other LGFers refreshed the page on THEIR OWN computers, they'd start seeing Pietr's new icon -- even if HE were still seeing the green football on his un-refreshed page. But I've refreshed the page at my end a couple times already, and Pietr still shows up with a green football for me.

246 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:56:40am

re: #243 scottishbuzzsaw

mornin' scottishbuzzsaw!

247 YankeeBoy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:57:38am

#242 Little Old Lady

You are very kind...hope some day to qualify for the fruit cup.

248 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:58:48am

re: #243 scottishbuzzsaw

Testing to see if I've learned Throbert's linking lesson.

This poor little guy looks cold.

Works perfectly, scottishbuzzsaw!

(What that poor little fox needs to warm up is a big plate of delicious live rodents to nosh on...)

249 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:59:05am

re: #244 Pietr

And those damn United Hamster Union International peeps won't say anything-won't give a clue-unions suck..................AAAaaaarrrrggghhhh.

If you haven't already, why not try loading a different image as a test?

250 Bubblehead II  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 3:59:20am

Morning all. It's time to Shake, Rattle and Roll.

No reports of damage or injuries.

and I hope there are none

251 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:00:00am

re: #246 Spare O'Lake

mornin' scottishbuzzsaw!

Nice song to go with the first cuppa...good morning, Spare...how are you today?

252 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:00:45am

re: #248 Throbert McGee

Works perfectly, scottishbuzzsaw!

(What that poor little fox needs to warm up is a big plate of delicious live rodents to nosh on...)

I think he would agree!

253 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:08:30am

Here's another kind of wake-up song.

(This is fun, Throbert!)

254 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:11:02am

Uh oh...is there a penalty for posting three...oops, four, comments in a row?

255 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:11:32am

re: #249 Spare O'Lake


On a new pc-and 99.9% of my photo files are on the laptop. Plus I purged photobucket a while back while in a mood-so only have a few pics there. I guess I'll stay a lil green football-avatarwise-until a tech can explain....IT'S NOT LIFE AND DEATH, LOL. This all started with Erik the Red telling me to put up an avatar.....and I'll relax now, and see where the thread goes.

256 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:14:25am

re: #255 Pietr


Only if it seems you are talking to yourself....LOL. Open threads can run very Slllloooooowww-or extremely fast.

257 Bubblehead II  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:15:38am

This is interesting. But why did it take a complaint from Fox news in order for them to take it down?

Jihadist Group Trying to 'Invade' Facebook Gets Shut Down

A quickly growing jihadist group that used Facebook to spread its radical message has been shut down by the popular Web networking site after FOXNews.com alerted the company to the group's activities.

258 Pietr  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:16:32am

re: #250 Bubblehead II


G'Morning, Mr silent service. Prepare the torpdoes, forward and aft-it could be a busy day.

259 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:18:02am

re: #251 scottishbuzzsaw

I was feeling groovy but I'm reading all the morning news, so it won't be long before the feeling's gone.

How're you doing?

260 Bubblehead II  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:21:05am

re: #258 Pietr

Morning Pietr. Could be. Unfortunately, I am just about to head out the door for work. If at all possible, I will drop by to see what is happening, but my manager kinda frowns on blogging on the company dime. :-(

Now I need to get the car warmed up.

L8R.

261 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:21:22am

good morning, Scotti - Spare - Pietr - Bubblehead - Throbert!

So, either all of you are up very very late from last night, or like me, all of you are up very very early this morning!

262 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:23:07am

This is what I need right now. Plenty for all!

bbl.

263 Bubblehead II  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:23:28am

re: #261 reine.de.tout

Morning Rein. Always up this early Friday-Tuesday. It's that dirty 4 letter word called "W**k. Now I really do need to be getting my butt in gear.

Have a good day all.

L8R

264 Empire1  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:29:48am

For anyone with a spare Christmas card you could send to a 5-year-old girl dying of brain cancer, go to today's Day by Day strip, to the "end" strip. You'll find her story and address there -- my card's going out in this morning's mail.

265 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:30:40am

re: #259 Spare O'Lake

Husband and I start our vacation today so I think I'll stay away from the heavy news so that we can truly enjoy the next 2 weeks.

266 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:31:50am

re: #262 reine.de.tout

This is what I need right now. Plenty for all!

Bon jour Reine.
Merci - un grand cafe s'il vous plait.

267 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:32:10am

re: #261 reine.de.tout

good morning, Scotti - Spare - Pietr - Bubblehead - Throbert!

So, either all of you are up very very late from last night, or like me, all of you are up very very early this morning!

Good morning, Reine. Very early this morning...3:55 to be exact. Aren't vacations for sleeping in late?!

268 formercorpsman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:36:16am

re: #264 Empire1

My back yard. And I was thinking my troubles this year were insurmountable.

It is on my list of things to do today.

269 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:37:02am

re: #265 scottishbuzzsaw

Husband and I start our vacation today so I think I'll stay away from the heavy news so that we can truly enjoy the next 2 weeks.

Pull off that news feedbag if you can - and enjoy!

270 summergurl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:41:48am

Good Morning Lizards-
A warm day here in the South - doesn't feel very Christmas-y but am grateful to have power and safe driving conditions..

271 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:44:07am

Good morning, Lizards! Is there any fruit cup left?

272 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:47:11am

re: #269 Spare O'Lake

Pull off that news feedbag if you can - and enjoy!

It's hard to do, but it's been a few years since we've had this much time off and R&R is much needed. And after all the news of this year, well, who doesn't need a break? ;>)

Time to go...if I don't see you all before, have a very Happy Hanukkah, a Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

One more link to a beautiful rendition of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen...thanks again for that, Mandy!

Take care, All!

273 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:49:25am

re: #272 scottishbuzzsaw

It's hard to do, but it's been a few years since we've had this much time off and R&R is much needed. And after all the news of this year, well, who doesn't need a break? ;>)

Time to go...if I don't see you all before, have a very Happy Hanukkah, a Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

One more link to a beautiful rendition of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen...thanks again for that, Mandy!

Take care, All!

Have a great holiday, Buzz!

274 BlueCanuck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:51:20am

*grumble* *snark* *belch* Morning all. Knew I should have gone shopping yesterday. Out of tea and grumpy. At least it stopped snowing last night. But the temp is currently -16° C or 3° F. This isn't December weather, this is late January, early February weather.

/does this mean winter will be over early?

275 scottishbuzzsaw  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:51:50am

re: #273 Wyatt Earp

Have a great holiday, Buzz!

To you and yours, too, Wyatt!

276 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:53:30am

re: #274 BlueCanuck

*grumble* *snark* *belch* Morning all. Knew I should have gone shopping yesterday. Out of tea and grumpy. At least it stopped snowing last night. But the temp is currently -16° C or 3° F. This isn't December weather, this is late January, early February weather.

/does this mean winter will be over early?

What winter? Al Gore told me "the planet has a fever."

277 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:53:33am

re: #272 scottishbuzzsaw

It's hard to do, but it's been a few years since we've had this much time off and R&R is much needed. And after all the news of this year, well, who doesn't need a break? ;>)

Time to go...if I don't see you all before, have a very Happy Hanukkah, a Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

One more link to a beautiful rendition of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen...thanks again for that, Mandy!

Take care, All!

Book marked to send out to my entire address book Thank You!

278 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:55:25am

re: #267 scottishbuzzsaw

Good morning, Reine. Very early this morning...3:55 to be exact. Aren't vacations for sleeping in late?!

I always thought so.
Unless, of course, you have something interesting to do!
I hope you enjoy your vacation.

279 BlueCanuck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:55:48am

re: #276 Wyatt Earp

What winter? Al Gore told me "the planet has a fever."

If that's the case, who dumped it into the ice bath?

280 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:55:54am

re: #274 BlueCanuck

*grumble* *snark* *belch* Morning all. Knew I should have gone shopping yesterday. Out of tea and grumpy. At least it stopped snowing last night. But the temp is currently -16° C or 3° F. This isn't December weather, this is late January, early February weather.

/does this mean winter will be over early?

Morning Blue. Do you want to Trade places?

281 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:56:12am

re: #279 BlueCanuck

If that's the case, who dumped it into the ice bath?

I blame Karl Rove.

/

282 BlueCanuck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:57:12am

re: #280 Erik The Red

What? And have nothing to complain about? Are you nuts?

/god given Canadian right to whine and moan about crappy weather.

283 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:57:23am

re: #270 summergurl

Good Morning Lizards-
A warm day here in the South - doesn't feel very Christmas-y but am grateful to have power and safe driving conditions..

A warm day indeed - 66 right now in Baton Rouge - we'll have a high near 80.
Everyone brought out their summer clothes.
And there is no Christmas music at the mall! Don't know why, but if the stores want to sell things, they need to do whatever they can to get people in the spirit - and that means Christmas music!

284 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:58:38am

re: #271 Wyatt Earp

Good morning, Lizards! Is there any fruit cup left?

No fruit cup.
But plenty of coffee left!

285 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 4:59:37am

re: #284 reine.de.tout

No fruit cup.
But plenty of coffee left!

Sweet! I'm on day shift, so I'll take two carafes! Hopefully, the thugs will stay inside due to the cold.

286 BlueCanuck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:06:29am

Crap, winter storm watch on again for tonight and tomorrow. Another 10 - 15 cm's called for. Got about 20-30 yesterday.

287 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:06:42am

re: #274 BlueCanuck Nah just means a long hard winter. Bend over and warm up the lube Globull warming coming for ya.

288 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:07:23am

This is rustler this morning BTW.

289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:07:48am

Missed the "Crowded House" video thread. I'm sad. I loved that song.

290 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:07:53am

re: #288 Rancher

This is rustler this morning BTW.

You missed the open door last night again, didn't ya? :)

291 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:08:08am

re: #282 BlueCanuck

What? And have nothing to complain about? Are you nuts?

/god given Canadian right to whine and moan about crappy weather.

BIG CRAPPY WEATHER IS RIPPING US OFF!

292 BlueCanuck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:08:08am

re: #288 Rancher

Missed open reg again, eh? You two are having no luck.

293 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:08:20am

re: #288 Rancher

This is rustler this morning BTW.

Hey! Did ya see the open door last night?

294 summergurl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:08:25am

re: #283 reine.de.tout

A warm day indeed - 66 right now in Baton Rouge - we'll have a high near 80.
Everyone brought out their summer clothes.
And there is no Christmas music at the mall! Don't know why, but if the stores want to sell things, they need to do whatever they can to get people in the spirit - and that means Christmas music!


You can listen to Christmas music while you are purchasing sunscreen

295 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:08:58am

Remains Near the Anthony house are confirmed as the little girl Caylee now :(. My only question now is why the tip from the meter reader wasn't followed up on 3 months ago.

296 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:09:38am

re: #288 Rancher

This is rustler this morning BTW.

LOL.

297 summergurl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:09:40am

re: #284 reine.de.tout

No fruit cup.
But plenty of coffee left!


Oh look! I see some blueberry muffins by the coffeepot - there's your fruit for ya'

298 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:10:00am

re: #295 Rancher

Remains Near the Anthony house are confirmed as the little girl Caylee now :(. My only question now is why the tip from the meter reader wasn't followed up on 3 months ago.

If this is not the perfect death penalty case, I don't know what is.

299 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:12:10am

re: #290 Wyatt Earp Of course lol maybe one of these days there will be some late night open reg. I also missed the fun of a combined Freemason/Creationism thread.

300 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:12:59am

re: #290 Wyatt Earp

You missed the open door last night again, didn't ya? :)

Can we put a petition together and give it to Charles that would give Rustler a special "in"

301 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:13:01am

re: #299 Rancher

Of course lol maybe one of these days there will be some late night open reg. I also missed the fun of a combined Freemason/Creationism thread.

You need an LGF beeper for just such a circumstance! :)

302 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:13:11am

re: #293 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Not til this morning was busy night on Graveyard everyone traveling to see family for Christmas. Plus I was out like a light last night while the thread was open.

303 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:14:33am

re: #288 Rancher

This is rustler this morning BTW.

I see you missed yesterday's registration again!

304 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:14:51am

re: #298 Wyatt Earp
Defense is already claiming planted evidence referencing the body, or blaming the repair man I didn't quite decipher the crap spewing from the dudes mouth last night, and couldn't read the ticker and comments since I was on back side of TV.

305 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:15:48am

re: #304 Rancher

Defense is already claiming planted evidence referencing the body, or blaming the repair man I didn't quite decipher the crap spewing from the dudes mouth last night, and couldn't read the ticker and comments since I was on back side of TV.

That "woman" is a completely despicable person, IMO. If and when she's found guilty, I hope she rots in hell.

306 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:16:06am

re: #295 Rancher

Remains Near the Anthony house are confirmed as the little girl Caylee now :(. My only question now is why the tip from the meter reader wasn't followed up on 3 months ago.

A second question that's been on my mind all along: Caylee and her mom apparently lived with the grandparents in their house.

How was Caylee missing for an entire month before anyone at that house noticed it?

307 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:16:57am

re: #305 Wyatt Earp

That "woman" is a completely despicable person, IMO. If and when she's found guilty, I hope she rots in hell.

Yes, she is a completely despicable person.
And the grandparents don't seem to be much better.

308 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:17:32am

re: #299 Rancher

Of course lol maybe one of these days there will be some late night open reg. I also missed the fun of a combined Freemason/Creationism thread.

You want fun go see #152 on this thread.

309 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:17:40am

re: #290 Wyatt Earp

Hey Wyatt I have a question for ya. Last night we ran an ems call on a young girl. Her mother was going to ride with her in the Ambulance problem was she also had three other boys that were going to be at home by themselves. This happens quite often no big deal. She called her sister but the mom had to leave before sis got there. So we told her we would stay with them until her sister arrived. While we were waiting a police Sargent showed up we were explaining the situation he told us that according to the law an 8 year old can be left alone and even left in charge of younger children. Not including infants or special needs children. Just wondering about other states and what their law might say about ages that children can be left without supervision.

310 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:17:55am

re: #306 reine.de.tout I believe the grandparents have 2 or 3 houses and Cassie and Caylee lived in a seperate house.

311 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:18:20am

re: #295 Rancher

Remains Near the Anthony house are confirmed as the little girl Caylee now :(. My only question now is why the tip from the meter reader wasn't followed up on 3 months ago.

Apparently, the police reports indicate they did indeed search the area after getting the tip, with cadaver dogs, and found nothing.
That's what they're saying, anyway.

312 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:19:13am

re: #310 Rancher

I believe the grandparents have 2 or 3 houses and Cassie and Caylee lived in a seperate house.

If so, then that makes some sense.

313 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:19:52am

Hey Toots!

314 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:20:06am

re: #311 reine.de.tout
Ahh so it's possibly a case of incompetance if the body wasn't moved rather than negligance. Makes me feel at least a little better.

315 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:20:09am

re: #313 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hey Toots!

Who you talkin' to?

316 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:20:29am

re: #309 kcladderman

Hey Wyatt I have a question for ya. Last night we ran an ems call on a young girl. Her mother was going to ride with her in the Ambulance problem was she also had three other boys that were going to be at home by themselves. This happens quite often no big deal. She called her sister but the mom had to leave before sis got there. So we told her we would stay with them until her sister arrived. While we were waiting a police Sargent showed up we were explaining the situation he told us that according to the law an 8 year old can be left alone and even left in charge of younger children. Not including infants or special needs children. Just wondering about other states and what their law might say about ages that children can be left without supervision.

Legally, it's a grey area. In Philly, we'll leave children in the company of an older (responsible) sibling, but it depends on the maturity of said sibling. Barring a responsible guardian or sibling, sometimes we ask a neighbor to house-sit for a while.

Basically, we hesitate to call DHS or some other agency, because the red tape involved is a nightmare.

317 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:20:53am

Hmm the inter web doesn't like me today about 1/3 of the time i try to reply to someone get kicked to front page.

318 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:21:08am

re: #315 reine.de.tout

You! How are ya!

319 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:22:03am

re: #318 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You! How are ya!

Just fine!
And how are you?

btw - for anyone who missed it last night

COOKBOOK UPDATE

320 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:22:47am

re: #310 Rancher

I believe the grandparents have 2 or 3 houses and Cassie and Caylee lived in a seperate house.

Now I saw someone on one of the 24 hour news channels yesterday. He was talking about how he thought it was a case of accidental death.He was saying the the birthing unit(she was not a Mother) liked to party and used chloroform to knock the poor out so she could go and party. Has anyone else heard anything about this theory or was this guy just talking out of his ass?

321 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:24:56am

re: #320 kcladderman

Now I saw someone on one of the 24 hour news channels yesterday. He was talking about how he thought it was a case of accidental death.He was saying the the birthing unit(she was not a Mother) liked to party and used chloroform to knock the poor out so she could go and party. Has anyone else heard anything about this theory or was this guy just talking out of his ass?

Sounds like shenanigans . . . and a worse alibi than OJ's.

322 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:25:08am

re: #320 kcladderman

Now I saw someone on one of the 24 hour news channels yesterday. He was talking about how he thought it was a case of accidental death.He was saying the the birthing unit(she was not a Mother) liked to party and used chloroform to knock the poor out so she could go and party. Has anyone else heard anything about this theory or was this guy just talking out of his ass?

I heard that too.
But the fact is - accidental or not, who the hell knocks out their kid with chloroform to go partying? Nobody I know.

If you use stuff to "knock out your kid", the death was perhaps not intended, but it was not accidental.

323 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:25:53am

re: #322 reine.de.tout

I heard that too.
But the fact is - accidental or not, who the hell knocks out their kid with chloroform to go partying? Nobody I know.

If you use stuff to "knock out your kid", the death was perhaps not intended, but it was not accidental.

Still, at the very least, it's involuntary manslaughter.

324 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:26:35am

re: #320 kcladderman
Yeah the cloroform story has been the theory since I want to say trace amounts were found in the trunk while they were investigating the decomp, However in order for residual amounts to have been in hte car that late in the game there must have been fairly large amounts in the trunk. It's a current trend among young mother's to use on their children chloroform which doctor's who trained in its use stopped using due to being unable to properly administer a proper dose without OD'ing the patient. Web tracing on her computer indicated she had visited a website instructing in the manufacture and administration of chloroform.

325 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:27:14am

re: #324 Rancher

Yeah the cloroform story has been the theory since I want to say trace amounts were found in the trunk while they were investigating the decomp, However in order for residual amounts to have been in hte car that late in the game there must have been fairly large amounts in the trunk. It's a current trend among young mother's to use on their children chloroform which doctor's who trained in its use stopped using due to being unable to properly administer a proper dose without OD'ing the patient. Web tracing on her computer indicated she had visited a website instructing in the manufacture and administration of chloroform.

So, she's just an evil bitch, then? Good. Set up the gallows, everyone!

326 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:27:27am

re: #323 Wyatt Earp

Still, at the very least, it's involuntary manslaughter.

I would hope they would charge her with more than that.

If you deliberately drug your kid and he/she dies, then you deliberately killed them.
In my opinion, of course.
The law may look at it differently.

327 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:28:05am

re: #325 Wyatt Earp
Can't we just toss her still living carcass in a trunk and leave her for several days. The gallows sounds far to nice.

328 reine.de.tout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:28:45am

Well, fine folks, I have physical therapy for my shoulder. No injury, the muscles for some reason don't work right and I have to exercise to fix 'em.

Ya'll have a great day!

329 BlueCanuck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:29:00am

Crap, back killing me, muscles sore. This desk layout sucks. Off to lie down with a good book. See you all around.

330 lawhawk  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:29:08am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. Give the gift of a scam to the econuts in your life. Give 'em carbon credits.

That's right folks, even as the evidence piles up around us that global warming isn't exactly happening as all those vaunted models suggest (garbage in, garbage out) and the temps are lower now than they were in 1998, we're still seeing the BS pile up faster than the snow did outside my home yesterday.

Offsets do nothing to save the environment. It's nothing more than a tithe to someone else making a quick buck.

331 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:31:54am

re: #326 reine.de.tout

I would hope they would charge her with more than that.

If you deliberately drug your kid and he/she dies, then you deliberately killed them.
In my opinion, of course.
The law may look at it differently.

That's why I wrote "at least." I would hope they go after her with the maximum allowable charge - in this case, first degree murder - but sadly, my experience makes me expect something much less.

332 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:32:24am

re: #316 Wyatt Earp

Yea we do the neighbor thing a lot also though in the low income Apartment complexes the people move in and out so often most neighbors don't even know each other.
In 20 years there has only been one time we have had to call DFS though we do see a lot of sad situations.
These little guys were quite the group. talking about school and showing us their pictures . showed us a picture and told us " Thats my daddy he got shot in the head and he is dead now" hearing a 4, 7 ,and 10 year old talk so casually about their father being murdered ,along with them telling us their mom had to take their video game to the pawn shop, not a single indication anywhere in the apartment that it was Christmas a sad situation indeed.

333 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:33:02am

re: #328 reine.de.tout

re: #329 BlueCanuck

What, are all the Lizards injured? :)

334 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:33:58am

re: #332 kcladderman

Yea we do the neighbor thing a lot also though in the low income Apartment complexes the people move in and out so often most neighbors don't even know each other.
In 20 years there has only been one time we have had to call DFS though we do see a lot of sad situations.
These little guys were quite the group. talking about school and showing us their pictures . showed us a picture and told us " Thats my daddy he got shot in the head and he is dead now" hearing a 4, 7 ,and 10 year old talk so casually about their father being murdered ,along with them telling us their mom had to take their video game to the pawn shop, not a single indication anywhere in the apartment that it was Christmas a sad situation indeed.

Agreed. Damn shame that they expect things like that to happen as a matter of course.

335 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:34:31am

re: #324 Rancher

Yeah the cloroform story has been the theory since I want to say trace amounts were found in the trunk while they were investigating the decomp, However in order for residual amounts to have been in hte car that late in the game there must have been fairly large amounts in the trunk. It's a current trend among young mother's to use on their children chloroform which doctor's who trained in its use stopped using due to being unable to properly administer a proper dose without OD'ing the patient. Web tracing on her computer indicated she had visited a website instructing in the manufacture and administration of chloroform.

What a fu*&ing piece of shit.

336 summergurl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:35:09am

re: #312 reine.de.tout

If so, then that makes some sense.


I don't get it - I have two granddaughters, 6 and 7, and they live in town - if I go a week without seeing or talking to them it's pretty strange to me.
Somehow I think the grandparents were way too busy to notice or too easily bought into their daughter's lies - fearing maybe she would go psycho on them and they would never see her and Caylee....

hmmm guess that came to pass sortof kindof

337 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:37:08am

re: #334 Wyatt Earp

Agreed. Damn shame that they expect things like that to happen as a matter of course.

Yea seeing those little guys and knowing how Fu*&ed up their life is going to be. Buts its the only life they have ever known and to them it is just a normal life. Sad sad indeed.

338 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:37:22am

re: #332 kcladderman

Very sad for kids that age to have to deal with that shit. Here in S.Africa crime and violence is so common that this sort of story is the norm and not the exception in the black community. Very sad and makes me worry about the future here.

339 summergurl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:37:54am

re: #322 reine.de.tout


Hey--too late to send a recipe to you?

340 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:43:12am

re: #338 Erik The Red

Very sad for kids that age to have to deal with that shit. Here in S.Africa crime and violence is so common that this sort of story is the norm and not the exception in the black community. Very sad and makes me worry about the future here.

Oh same here. Just a vicious cycle of violence. Of course the only people you see at the anti violence rallies they hold after every young black males murder is only attended by the families of murder victims. Then they all say it is time to stop the violence and put down the guns. begging people to talk to the police and help solve this senseless killing. Though last week when it was someone else's brother being murdered they didn't feel that way

341 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:43:53am

According to Fox news Florida will not seek the Death penalty as it is not in the best interests of the state. And link to the Chloroform.

342 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:47:19am

re: #339 summergurl
Never to late send Reine a copy and post the other here in the thread.

343 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:48:01am

re: #341 Rancher

According to Fox news Florida will not seek the Death penalty as it is not in the best interests of the state. And link to the Chloroform.

It's not in the best interests of the state? Hell, it's in the best interests of humanity! After the 2000 Election, do we trust what's in the best interests of Florida anyway?

344 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:48:14am

Oh my I hope everyone is just reaqding links and i didn't accidentally step on Charles' Hamsters.

345 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:48:48am

re: #343 Wyatt Earp
I agree the Bitch(she earned the moniker) should fry.

346 Erik The Red  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:49:49am

re: #340 kcladderman

Oh same here. Just a vicious cycle of violence. Of course the only people you see at the anti violence rallies they hold after every young black males murder is only attended by the families of murder victims. Then they all say it is time to stop the violence and put down the guns. begging people to talk to the police and help solve this senseless killing. Though last week when it was someone else's brother being murdered they didn't feel that way

The break down of the family unit is a huge problem here. Has been for the last 30+ years in the black community. The elders can't control or understand the youth. And it is crossing over to the white community also. The youth of today want everything now and don't understand that you have to work and make sacrifices for the future.

347 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:50:37am

I'm hoping at least the grandfather turns out clean he looked genuinely concerned thru the early footage. Grandma just looked like a glory hound wanting to be on camera talking constantly to reporters etc.

348 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:52:01am

Good morning, Lizards!

349 Sunlight  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:52:51am

Here's a summary of the attitude that makes me sick to my stomach:
Rice: Violence will hurt Palestinians

Secy Rice says:

"I sincerely hope that there will not be a resumption of the violence because that is not going to help the people of Gaza, it is not going to help the Palestinians, it is not going to help the Palestinian cause," she said.

Notice she doesn't even mention that sending random rockets into civilian areas is a war crime and that the fact that the rocket groups keep doing it and the Palestinian public (according to polls) support it means they are acting like monsters.

The Egyptians say:

Egyptian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Hussam Zakkai echoed similar statements on Friday. Zakkai called on Israel and the Palestinians not to let the situation in the Gaza Strip deteriorate into full-blown conflict, as it would negatively affect civilians there.

"It's up to Israel to be flexible about [opening Gaza] border crossings," he said. "It's up to the Palestinian factions not to escalate their operations, so Gazans won't have to pay the price of confrontations."

The Egyptians don't say that only monsters continue and continue to chuck rockets into civilian areas. And they don't say that Egypt also will not open the crossings from Gaza into their country until the Palestinians stop perpetrating and supporting and allowing the perpetration of war crimes on civilians. When Egypt, et al criticize Israel for keeping the crossings closed, they NEVER bring up the fact that Egypt is also a border neighbor and could easily be the manager of Palestinian humanitarian resupply.

Like I said, literally nauseating to me.

350 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:54:03am

Damn I hadn't heard that someone in hte Anthony house was also researching "neck breaking" and household weapons.

351 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:55:33am

re: #349 Sunlight The next 4 years are gonna be interesting and possibly very scary.

352 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 5:57:42am

re: #350 Rancher

Damn I hadn't heard that someone in hte Anthony house was also researching "neck breaking" and household weapons.

Yea I had heard that a few weeks ago too. I mean what kind of animal would sit and look up ways to kill the precious little thing? Just think of her looking this shit up sitting at the computer with Casey playing close by.

353 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:00:37am

re: #352 kcladderman

Yea I had heard that a few weeks ago too. I mean what kind of animal would sit and look up ways to kill the precious little thing? Just think of her looking this shit up sitting at the computer with Casey playing close by.

Monster.

354 Geepers  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:00:54am

lawhawk (#330),

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. Give the gift of a scam to the econuts in your life. Give 'em carbon credits.

That's right folks, even as the evidence piles up around us that global warming isn't exactly happening as all those vaunted models suggest (garbage in, garbage out) and the temps are lower now than they were in 1998, we're still seeing the BS pile up faster than the snow did outside my home yesterday.

Offsets do nothing to save the environment. It's nothing more than a tithe to someone else making a quick buck.

Carbon credits make do-gooders feel good about themselves.

355 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:02:00am

re: #352 kcladderman

Yea I had heard that a few weeks ago too. I mean what kind of animal would sit and look up ways to kill the precious little thing? Just think of her looking this shit up sitting at the computer with Casey playing close by.

Premeditated murder of a CHILD.

356 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:02:22am

This entire case pisses me off to no end. At the beginning the grandparents were all about how they had offered to raise Caylee is Casey felt herself unable. Now they are all about protecting the monster that killed their granddaughter.

357 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:02:35am

re: #355 goddessoftheclassroom

Premeditated murder of a CHILD.

And Florida doesn't want the death penalty. Insanity.

358 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:02:39am

re: #352 kcladderman

Yea I had heard that a few weeks ago too. I mean what kind of animal would sit and look up ways to kill the precious little thing? Just think of her looking this shit up sitting at the computer with Casey playing close by.

PIMF Caylee not Casey

359 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:03:08am

Good morning y'all - from a moderate (62 degrees, goinig up to 64, tomorrow we'll be down in the low 20's) and rainy Charlotte!
How is everyone this morning?

360 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:03:22am

re: #357 Wyatt Earp
Maybe a public stoning give everyone who attends an 8 ounce rock.

361 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:03:46am

re: #359 realwest

Good morning y'all - from a moderate (62 degrees, goinig up to 64, tomorrow we'll be down in the low 20's) and rainy Charlotte!
How is everyone this morning?

Morning Real! We're discussing the Florida monster that (probably) murdered her child.

362 Rancher  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:03:51am

LAter all.

363 Geepers  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:04:27am

Morning realwest,

Thanks for the Christmas card, very nice.

364 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:05:45am

re: #361 Wyatt Earp
Howdy Wyatt! Do y'all think she did it? Should she get the death penalty (do they even have it in Florida?) for murderning that child?

365 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:06:07am

re: #364 realwest

Howdy Wyatt! Do y'all think she did it? Should she get the death penalty (do they even have it in Florida?) for murderning that child?


1. Yes.

2. YES!

366 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:06:10am

re: #333 Wyatt Earp

re: #329 BlueCanuck
What, are all the Lizards injured? :)

Malingerers just cashing in on Zionist Compensation Board for LGF-related injuries.
/just kidding/

367 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:06:33am

re: #363 Geepers
Good morning Geepers - you're quite welcome and of course mom and me thank you for your card as well!
How are you today?

368 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:06:34am

re: #357 Wyatt Earp

And Florida doesn't want the death penalty. Insanity.

I imagine the DA WANTS it but thinks that Casey might cop the insanity plea.

369 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:07:20am

re: #368 goddessoftheclassroom

I imagine the DA WANTS it but thinks that Casey might cop the insanity plea.

Abso-smurfly! If her lawyer is good, he'll steer her in that direction, anyway.

370 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:07:28am

re: #368 goddessoftheclassroom Hey good morning goddess - how are you doing today?

371 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:08:08am

re: #370 realwest
PIMF!: Good morning {goddess}!

372 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:08:53am

re: #369 Wyatt Earp

Ding just for working "abso-smurfly" into your vocabulary. ;)

373 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:09:15am

re: #372 Sharmuta

Ding just for working "abso-smurfly" into your vocabulary. ;)

Just trying to draw you into the comments, deary!

374 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:09:34am

re: #373 Wyatt Earp

My ears were ringing!

375 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:09:52am

Heard on Fox and Friends this morning that an Iraq War Veteran is suing the Federal Government over the bailout of AIG because he alleges that a subsidiary of AIG is loaning money under Sharia law and that that violates the Establishment Clause.
Anyone else hear about that?

376 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:12:09am

BBIAM!

377 Sizzlack  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:13:25am

I can't wait to see the RCA Dome implode in a few minutes

378 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:13:55am

re: #375 realwest

Heard on Fox and Friends this morning that an Iraq War Veteran is suing the Federal Government over the bailout of AIG because he alleges that a subsidiary of AIG is loaning money under Sharia law and that that violates the Establishment Clause.
Anyone else hear about that?

I didn't hear that, but if true, it's a riot! Personally, I am wondering where all of this bailout money is coming from. Are Barack and GWB putting it up from their personal accounts?

379 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:14:47am

re: #377 Sizzlack

I can't wait to see the RCA Dome implode in a few minutes


Will the Pacers be inside? Heh.

380 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:14:47am

G'morning Teach.
G'morning Real.

381 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:14:53am

re: #377 Sizzlack

I can't wait to see the RCA Dome implode in a few minutes

Hey! On TV? The intertubes? broadcasted?

382 eaglewingz08  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:16:05am

OT (if possible on an open thread) Oil down below 37 barrel. Ever since Pres Bush removed the drilling restrictions prices plummeted by 75 percent.
Then we had the oil auctions terrorized by an environmentalist who bid up the prices hundreds of thousands of dollars, won thirteen contracts but did not intend to or have the ability to pay for any of these bids. I say frog march him and anyone else, including organizations that planned this with him. This isn't freedom of speech. It was fraud and an economic crime against those intending to bid. The auction will be reheld, but the delay will give time to Obama and the dems to cancel it.

383 Sizzlack  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:16:45am

re: #381 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Fox and Friends keeps goin back and forth to the scene...was supposed to happen already but theyre late

384 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:18:17am

On mute...waiting for RCA to go Boom!

385 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:24:29am

re: #380 Spare O'Lake
Good morning to you - how are you today and who is "Teach"?!

386 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:26:06am

Good morning Lizards.....

387 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:26:47am

Don't know if it has been discussed. I like the Bush portrait.

388 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:26:58am

re: #386 doriangrey

Good morning Lizards.....

{doriangrey}MWAH!

389 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:27:25am

re: #368 goddessoftheclassroom

I imagine the DA WANTS it but thinks that Casey might cop the insanity plea.

Good morning cuttie pie.... ;)

390 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:27:51am

re: #387 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don't know if it has been discussed. I like the Bush portrait.

President George W. Bush

391 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:28:21am

re: #378 Wyatt Earp
Well they had some "Constitutuional law 'Expert' " on sayint that the vet lacked standing to sue under the constitution and that I didn't get - I mean how did that idiot atheist get standing to sue school districts over the use of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance? Cause he maintained that it violted the First Amendment. Seems to me that THAT is exactly what the Iraq war vet is saying as well - that Taxpayer money is being funneled via the Fed government to a religious based form of lending of money.
Anway - I tried seaching law sites and didn't see anything about it, so I wondered if any of y'all had.

392 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:28:31am

re: #388 goddessoftheclassroom

{doriangrey}MWAH!

What a lovely idea... ;)

393 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:29:24am

re: #391 realwest

Well they had some "Constitutuional law 'Expert' " on sayint that the vet lacked standing to sue under the constitution and that I didn't get - I mean how did that idiot atheist get standing to sue school districts over the use of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance? Cause he maintained that it violted the First Amendment. Seems to me that THAT is exactly what the Iraq war vet is saying as well - that Taxpayer money is being funneled via the Fed government to a religious based form of lending of money.
Anway - I tried seaching law sites and didn't see anything about it, so I wondered if any of y'all had.

I hadn't, but it's an interesting theory.

394 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:29:35am

re: #386 doriangrey
Good morning dorian - how goes it out in sunny L.A.?!

395 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:30:31am

re: #390 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

President George W. Bush

I also think Laura Bush is a beautiful woman.

396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:30:46am

re: #394 realwest

Uh oh.

397 aussiemagpie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:31:17am

G'day from Down Under to {everyone}

Early Sunday morning here, and only 5 sleeps until Santa visits :-)

G'day {realwest} and *Smooch*

398 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:31:38am

re: #394 realwest

Good morning dorian - how goes it out in sunny L.A.?!

Well it's currently 31 freezing degrees..... Damn that ManBearPig, his gloBULL warming is freezing my ass off...

399 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:31:42am

re: #385 realwest

Good morning to you - how are you today and who is "Teach"?!

I think that's me!

{realwest}

400 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:31:52am

re: #388 goddessoftheclassroom HEY! How come he gets a {MWAH} and I don't even get a hello for my #'s
370 and 371? Huh?!

401 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:32:07am

re: #395 Wyatt Earp

I also think Laura Bush is a beautiful woman.

Her portrait is stunning.

402 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:32:43am

re: #401 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Her portrait is stunning.

Agreed. And she doesn't look like she aged one bit in her eight years in the White House.

403 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:33:06am

re: #391 realwest

Well they had some "Constitutuional law 'Expert' " on sayint that the vet lacked standing to sue under the constitution and that I didn't get - I mean how did that idiot atheist get standing to sue school districts over the use of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance? Cause he maintained that it violted the First Amendment. Seems to me that THAT is exactly what the Iraq war vet is saying as well - that Taxpayer money is being funneled via the Fed government to a religious based form of lending of money.
Anway - I tried seaching law sites and didn't see anything about it, so I wondered if any of y'all had.

I could explain this all to you.... But then the government would have to increase your taxes..... ;O

404 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:33:12am

re: #400 realwest

HEY! How come he gets a {MWAH} and I don't even get a hello for my #'s
370 and 371? Huh?!

"And to my brother Louie, who said I would never mention him in my will, "Hello Louie".".

405 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:34:34am

re: #397 aussiemagpie
Good morning {aussie} and *smoooches back atacha!
Wait a minute here - I got 6 more sleeps until Santa gets here - how come he goes to you guys first? Huh?
He better leave some good stufff out for when he gets to my house America!

406 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:34:43am

re: #400 realwest

HEY! How come he gets a {MWAH} and I don't even get a hello for my #'s
370 and 371? Huh?!

I thought you'd stepped away for a moment, and I wanted to be sure you were back when I sent this:

MWAH!

407 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:36:04am

re: #387 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Yeah, I did too - but not as his official presidential portrait - waaay too informal for that - President's have few and shouldn't be painted having any "dress down days"! LOL!

408 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:36:09am

IT GO BOOM!

409 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:37:08am

re: #401 Fat Bastard Vegetarian Do you have a link to her portrait?

410 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:38:55am

Missouri Begins Prosecuting Under Cyberbullying Law

Why are so many of these laws only protecting minors? Even a number of cyberstalkers laws are only protecting minors- as if cyberstalkers don't also target adults.

411 aussiemagpie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:38:56am

re: #405 realwest

Good morning {aussie} and *smoooches back atacha!
Wait a minute here - I got 6 more sleeps until Santa gets here - how come he goes to you guys first? Huh?
He better leave some good stufff out for when he gets to my house America!

LOL! I think Santa just heads south, then works his way back up north

I think he's bringing you a great book - "Cricket - the Greatest Game on Earth" :-)

412 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:40:15am

re: #398 doriangrey
Hey dorian - damnit it's NOT GLOBAL WARMNING anymore - too many real scientists said global warming is bunk; so now it's being called Climate Change!
Sheesh, wonder how many lizards didn't get the damn memo on this?!
:)
Just thorw another moonbat on the fire, it'll warm up the room really quickly!

413 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:40:30am

re: #407 realwest

Prerogative. I thought it was odd too, simply because IIRC, you came to the Oval Office in a tie. That was early in the administration, but he treated the office very formally.

The man deserves his prerogative.

414 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:42:16am

re: #406 goddessoftheclassroom Whoa, {goddess} thanks and that was a funny one! Killian - I think - had a good one too last night, lemme go check!

415 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:44:27am

re: #407 realwest

Google it, I couldn't find a good one to link. Is just, well, stunning.

416 3 wood  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:44:50am

re: #414 realwest

Good morning real. Just sent you an email.

417 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:48:44am

re: #406 goddessoftheclassroom Hey again {goddess} - well I was wrong, it was hermit who posted this one:
[Link: mine.icanhascheezburger.com...]

418 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:49:44am

re: #417 realwest

Hey again {goddess} - well I was wrong, it was hermit who posted this one:
[Link: mine.icanhascheezburger.com...]

One of my favorites!

419 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:49:47am

re: #416 3 wood
Ah good morning my friend - I'll have to go check on it, bbiam!

420 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:49:53am

Good morning all. From a chilly 1 degree! Northwest! Big storm expected tomorrow. Hope you all are well!

421 3 wood  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:52:02am

Anybody notice how Obama and Biden are constantly saying how the economy is going to get worse? Nice confidence instilling leadership there, guys. Not exactly like Ronald Reagan saying that the best day of the US are ahead of us.

But here's some good economic news.

The VIX, which is and index measuring market volatility has dropped from a high of 89 in October to 44.94 now. The lower this number is, the less volatile the market is. Normal range would be in the 15 to 20 point area, so it's double what it should be, but this is still an improving situation.

422 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:53:59am

re: #420 pingjockey

Good morning all. From a chilly 1 degree! Northwest! Big storm expected tomorrow. Hope you all are well!

Break out the shovels!

423 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:54:12am

re: #421 3 wood
Obambi and plugs and the donks are invested in the economic failure of the US. More people dependent on the nanny state. Damn their vision for this country.

424 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:54:58am

re: #422 Wyatt Earp
Got 'em handy. Gotta go get a load of firewood today.

425 Macker  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:55:30am

re: #421 3 wood

Anybody notice how Obama and Biden are constantly saying how the economy is going to get worse? Nice confidence instilling leadership there, guys. Not exactly like Ronald Reagan saying that the best day of the US are ahead of us.

In other words, БХО and Joe The Biden™ are giving their Malaise speech before they even take office. Might as well get out my frakkin' sweater.

426 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:55:51am

re: #424 pingjockey

Got 'em handy. Gotta go get a load of firewood today.


Stay warm!

427 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:56:21am

Significant Winter Weather Storm Expected for Western Washington
Fire wood - ✓
Propane stove - ✓
Food - ✓
Beer - ✓

428 Geepers  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:56:29am

Wyatt Earp (#402),

Agreed. And she doesn't look like she aged one bit in her eight years in the White House.

At White House, Obama Links Laura to George W. Bush

After his first visit to the White House Monday to work on the transition process, President-elect Barack Obama attempted to link First Lady Laura Bush with “the failed policies of George W. Bush.”

“While she may want the American people to see her as an independent thinker, the fact is that she has supported George Bush every step of the way,” said Mr. Obama. “It’s like the two of them have become one.”

Mr. Obama also accused Barney, the president’s Scottish Terrier, of being “just a partisan lapdog, eating from the hand of George W. Bush, and following him obediently. When George W. Bush gives the command, Barney just rolls over.”

429 Attaboid  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:56:55am
430 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:57:10am

re: #425 Macker

In other words, БХО and Joe The Biden™ are giving their Malaise speech before they even take office. Might as well get out my frakkin' sweater.

Don't forget to turn your thermostat to 68°

431 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:57:13am

re: #428 Geepers

Wyatt Earp (#402),

Bawahahahahahahahaha! That's a riot!

432 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:57:28am

re: #426 Wyatt Earp
Well the thing about cutting your own firewood, it warms you up like 4 times. Cut it, load it, unload and stack it and sometimes split it!

433 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:57:53am

re: #432 pingjockey

Well the thing about cutting your own firewood, it warms you up like 4 times. Cut it, load it, unload and stack it and sometimes split it!


And make sure it's free of spiders. I'm just sayin'.

434 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:58:35am

re: #432 pingjockey

Well the thing about cutting your own firewood, it warms you up like 4 times. Cut it, load it, unload and stack it and sometimes split it!

What do you dry siders pay for wood.

I miss the days of heading up to public land and loading up on windfall.

435 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:59:03am

re: #412 realwest


Just thorw another moonbat on the fire, it'll warm up the room really quickly!

Well there certainly are enough of them to keep us warm for another thousand years..... ;p

436 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:59:38am

re: #416 3 wood
Received and replied to my friend!

437 Macker  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:59:40am

re: #428 Geepers

Well..she IS his wife....

438 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 6:59:58am

re: #427 jcm
I laugh in your general direction. Seeing the articulated buses jacknifed, moonbats in the ditch, etc....I have no sympathy for the Seattlites when moonbat central get smacked with a load of gorebull warming! OTOH, I do sympathize with our lizards that live over there in the bat cave.

439 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:00:40am

re: #412 realwest

440 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:00:41am

re: #437 Macker

Well..she IS his wife....

Obviously the messiah isnt used to the notion of having ones wife agree with him very often..... ;p

441 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:00:48am

re: #434 jcm
No pay. Get permit, go to nat'l forest, cut standing dead wood.

442 notutopia  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:01:40am

Good Morning fellow and fellowess lizards!

443 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:01:56am

re: #441 pingjockey

No pay. Get permit, go to nat'l forest, cut standing dead wood.

What? Washington allows you to cut down democrat politicians?

444 Macker  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:01:59am

re: #440 doriangrey

Obviously the messiah isnt used to the notion of having ones wife agree with him very often..... ;p

I don't know if I'd want to be a Fly On The Wall of the residence of the President-Elect right about now....

445 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:02:09am

re: #438 pingjockey

I laugh in your general direction. Seeing the articulated buses jacknifed, moonbats in the ditch, etc....I have no sympathy for the Seattlites when moonbat central get smacked with a load of gorebull warming! OTOH, I do sympathize with our lizards that live over there in the bat cave.

You should laugh, we chose to live here. I didn't venture out yesterday, not because of my driving, but all the other ijits.

You see those two tour buses, that just about fell onto I-5?

446 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:02:22am

re: #420 pingjockey
Good morning ping! Damn, that IS cold! Saw Leavenworth, Wa. on HGTV last night as one of the top
ten towns for Christmas!
I always thought you was kidding me about the tourist trap known as Leavenworth, Wa.!

447 redstateredneck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:02:52am

Holla, {all y'all}. I feel like Ive been away for a month. Been a busy week and now I'm in Dallas for a friend's wedding.

448 Teacake!  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:03:08am

Morning Realwest - I think I spelled the computer name incorrectly - Lenovo - I saw someone mention that its an IBM spin off. I'm not too happy all the parts are made in China, but maybe all computer parts are these days?

But since my last computer died after less than 3 years I don't mind that this bundle was under $500. The desktop came with an acer flat screen and and hp printer. Got this at circuit city and the guy quoted me a price that turned out to be almost $150 less in my favor. Since he told me that, they didn't tell me oops its really more like $600. I thought my luck had finally changed, but then it turns out the hard drive is defective.

So when I called Lenovo, I was surprised not only did they all speak English and were in the US, but spent a lot of time helping try to figure out the problem.... once they determined it was the HD.... they said someone would come to my home to repair it! Never heard of this before! Just that alone made me a fan of this brand right away.

ANYHOW - as for the bail out.... I'd like to see the government bail out Social Security! Then, who ever is laid off from failing companies, could collect early and not have to worry about lost pensions. Seems to me this auto companies are dinosaurs that should go under and the smaller more up to date companies would take off where they left off.

Why is it that the government has money to bail out industries, but not Social Security? Pumping up SS seems to be a win win situation and would insure the economy doesn't fall flat.... bailing out useless industries who have seen their better days, just seems like a very bad and useless idea.

and that's my 2 cents. lol

449 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:03:23am

re: #439 jcm

Try again...

Just thorw another moonbat on the fire, it'll warm up the room really quickly!

They don't burn cleanly, clogs up the chimney.

450 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:03:36am

re: #391 realwest

I mean how did that idiot atheist get standing to sue school districts over the use of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance?

I think that they've usually gotten "standing" by virtue of being the parents of children enrolled in the public school system. (Though the notorious Richard Newdow wasn't even the custodial parent of his daughter -- and in fact the U.S. Supreme Court eventually ruled that he lacked standing for precisely that reason.)

On the other hand, some states continue to have discriminatory laws against atheist office holders (yes, even though all such laws are in jaw-droppingly brazen violation of the "religious test" clause of the U.S. Constitution) simply because it's so difficult for anyone to get standing to challenge the law.

Mind you, I don't think atheist politicos aren't terribly disadvantaged by these laws -- because any state that actually attempted to enforce the laws against an atheist candidate would instantly give the atheist sufficient standing for a lawsuit, and it would take any court about 15 seconds to void the law on Constitutional grounds.

451 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:03:45am

re: #443 doriangrey

What? Washington allows you to cut down democrat politicians?


Or bad film directors?

Oh, that's Ed Wood.

452 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:04:07am

re: #444 Macker

I don't know if I'd want to be a Fly On The Wall of the residence of the President-Elect right about now....

I cant imagine ever wanting to be a fly on that wall.....

453 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:04:24am

re: #449 jcm

They don't burn cleanly, clogs up the chimney.

Moonbats roasting on an open fire...

454 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:04:39am

re: #443 doriangrey
They should have a damn hunting permit. The place is infested with them varmints!

455 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:04:46am

re: #449 jcm

They don't burn cleanly, clogs up the chimney.

But they are cheap and plentiful.... ;p

456 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:05:10am

re: #453 goddessoftheclassroom

Moonbats roasting on an open fire...

Harry Reid nipping at your wallet . . .

457 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:05:19am

re: #424 pingjockey
Uh, y'all do have a fireplace or Franklin stove type thing, doncha?! I mean otherwise that firewood ain't gonna do ya much good.
And DON'T FORGET FLASHLIGHTS AND BATTERIES and charge up the cell phone (reviews list of emergency supplies for hurricanes in North Carolina - nope,no umbrella, no rain coat, no inflatable raft nor paddles for same) and you'll be good to go!

458 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:05:26am

re: #445 jcm
Missed that one! What a damn mess. Our SPokane shop shut down!

459 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:06:34am

re: #446 realwest
No joke. You should try and do actual work up there! JCM just saw vid of busses on NWCN!

460 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:06:45am

re: #453 goddessoftheclassroom

Moonbats roasting on an open fire...

Ohh that smell, can't you smell that smell.

461 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:07:28am

re: #454 pingjockey

They should have a damn hunting permit. The place is infested with them varmints!

Shouldn't need a hunting permit for dangerous varmints like that....

462 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:08:00am

re: #457 realwest
Just regular fireplace. Heats up upstairs good. An insert is in the works for next year.

463 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:08:09am

re: #460 jcm

Ohh that smell, can't you smell that smell.

The smell of moonbats surrounds you.....

464 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:08:14am

re: #458 pingjockey

Missed that one! What a damn mess. Our SPokane shop shut down!

Dipstick drivers of two tour buses made a wrong turn, down a steep hill with a dead end.

465 Captain Amercia  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:08:50am

You know this really ticks me off. It seems as if we are in the middle of a total national breakdown. Nothing is working correctly anymore. The economy is destroyed and our government is floating along rudderless. It really is breathtaking and scary at the same time.

President Bush has decided to do an END RUN around Congress. Now ordinarily I would applaud such a move because this Congress is inept beyond all belief. But they voted on this bailout idea and mostly in response to pressure from American Taxpayers decided to kill the bill. This is AFTER they approved 700 BILLION in bailout funds for the banks without any input from Taxpayers or really knowing what they were voting for in the first place. That’s our Congress for you.
FIRSTIN

466 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:08:51am

re: #463 doriangrey

The smell of moonbats surrounds you.....

We might have that chart busting song you've been looking for!

467 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:09:59am

re: #457 realwest
Oh yeah. I'm a nut for that. We did an inventory and we could go a week without power. Have a spare propane tank for the barbq to cook on. Lots of batteries , candles, 4 old time oil lamps, bottled water, etc...

468 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:10:13am

re: #462 pingjockey

Just regular fireplace. Heats up upstairs good. An insert is in the works for next year.

I bought a Rainier Avalon insert a few years ago, it's a small one but it makes things toasty warm. Top certifications so I can burn even with bans.

469 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:10:19am

re: #427 jcm
Good morning jcm - gee, I hope that's not in order of necessity! LOL!
Hey good luck to you and ping tomorrow! Seriously!

470 Teacake!  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:11:10am

It would be nice if the American people had a vote in denying Congress the raise they just gave themselves. God I hate them.

471 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:11:25am

Work.

Ugh.
Yay.

You decide.

472 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:11:33am

Good Morning Lizards!
I'm watching the movie..a shot of Glory. Robert Duvall plays the coach of a scottish soccer team. He has the accent down so well I can't understand a frigging word he is saying..

473 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:11:59am

re: #469 realwest
Unless we lose power we'll be here! Neither snow, nor barking moonbat hordes will keep us from our appointed LGF rounds!

474 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:12:08am

re: #465 Captain Amercia

To ad insult to injury....

Bailed out firms handing our bonuses.

475 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:12:33am

re: #472 HoosierHoops
Then he's doing it right!

476 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:12:54am

re: #465 Captain Amercia

You know this really ticks me off. It seems as if we are in the middle of a total national breakdown. Nothing is working correctly anymore. The economy is destroyed and our government is floating along rudderless. It really is breathtaking and scary at the same time.

President Bush has decided to do an END RUN around Congress. Now ordinarily I would applaud such a move because this Congress is inept beyond all belief. But they voted on this bailout idea and mostly in response to pressure from American Taxpayers decided to kill the bill. This is AFTER they approved 700 BILLION in bailout funds for the banks without any input from Taxpayers or really knowing what they were voting for in the first place. That’s our Congress for you.
FIRSTIN

And the money is coming from us, not them. Disgusting.

477 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:13:09am

re: #432 pingjockey
Huh. That's almost my routine! Only mine is more like this: Cut it,(nap) load it,(nap) unload and stack it (nap) and sometimes split it!( never - go buy some damn duraflames and once one of them burns for an hour or so just chuck a big ole hunk of firewood on and you're good to go!) LOL!

478 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:13:34am

re: #474 jcm
Goddamn their black hearts!

479 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:14:12am

re: #469 realwest

Good morning jcm - gee, I hope that's not in order of necessity! LOL!
Hey good luck to you and ping tomorrow! Seriously!

The winds will be the big problem, snow ladened trees will come down causing major power outages. In this cold that's where things get dicey.

I've got a big propane camp stove, and a wood stove.

Most annoying if I lose power, I lose my DSL modem....
No LGF. ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

480 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:14:30am

Hey, is it only me, or has the background for comment previews just recently changed to a different shade of green? (The "comment preview" green now looks a little grayer than the "comment entry window" green, which is also different from the "comment top-bar" green)

I just did a "View Source," but as I expected, the exact color values that Charles uses aren't actually specified in the user-viewable page source code, because of the way that HTML style sheets work.

481 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:15:01am

re: #435 doriangrey
Regrettably that's true, my friend! At least a millenium's worth!

482 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:15:35am

re: #474 jcm

To ad insult to injury....

Bailed out firms handing our bonuses.

I also heard that Congress approved a pay raise for themselves this week. Heard it on Bill Bennett's Morning in America, but don't have the link. Anyone else hear that?

483 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:15:45am

When you find Laura Bush's portrait, question. Is that a bit of a "come hither" look? I think it is wonderful.

See y'all later.

484 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:16:00am

re: #439 jcm

485 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:16:42am

re: #477 realwest
Mwahaha! No nap until it's done! For me anyway. Have to do it today without my main help. The 15 yr old busted his wrist working off his ski pass my brother got him. Was taking up old tile and slipped and came down wrong on his wrist. They'll put a hard cast on it Monday and his first question was "can I go skiing after the hard cast is on?"

486 redstateredneck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:17:47am

re: #483 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

When you find Laura Bush's portrait, question. Is that a bit of a "come hither" look? I think it is wonderful.

See y'all later.


I've always thought that she was very attractive, and all southern girls have the come hither look down.

487 summergurl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:18:15am

re: #438 pingjockey

I laugh in your general direction. Seeing the articulated buses jacknifed, moonbats in the ditch, etc....I have no sympathy for the Seattlites when moonbat central get smacked with a load of gorebull warming! OTOH, I do sympathize with our lizards that live over there in the bat cave.

A friend lives near there and says this was a side road. The main road was closed due to icy conditions.

Hmm Main road closed - let's drive down the tiny icy side road instead -

488 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:18:33am

re: #466 jcm

We might have that chart busting song you've been looking for!

Shhhhh......... realwest will want his 22.33333%

489 Sunlight  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:18:53am

re: #471 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Work.

Ugh.
Yay.

You decide.

Work: Mostly yay; sometimes ugh; always better than the alternative.

490 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:19:02am

re: #447 redstateredneck
Hey{Red}! Hope y'all have a good time at that wedding.
Say, if you get the chance, how about driving over to the Alamo (San Antonio - not THAT far from Dallas!) and e-mailing me some photos?!?

491 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:19:19am

re: #487 summergurl
I bet the passengers had the seats sucked right into their posteriors!

492 summergurl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:19:38am

re: #486 redstateredneck

I've always thought that she was very attractive, and all southern girls have the come hither look down.

I'm not sure if it is a come hither look or the result of some of us drinking one too many mint juleps...

493 gclaghorn  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:19:55am

Morning {lizards}!

How's everyone doing on this Saturday morning?

494 kcladderman  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:19:57am

re: #486 redstateredneck

I've always thought that she was very attractive, and all southern girls have the come hither look down.

Even this one?
//

495 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:20:42am

re: #470 Teacake!

It would be nice if the American people had a vote in denying Congress the raise they just gave themselves. God I hate them.

Another thought is how some of these clowns keep getting reelected, pure self serving bags of manure, such as Hanoi John Kerry, and John Murtha, Feel free to add to the list.

496 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:20:51am
497 redstateredneck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:21:17am

re: #490 realwest

Hey{Red}! Hope y'all have a good time at that wedding.
Say, if you get the chance, how about driving over to the Alamo (San Antonio - not THAT far from Dallas!) and e-mailing me some photos?!?


I've already got Alamo photos. We took our girl scouts there when they were younger. Do you mind if the pictures have little girls posed in front?

498 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:21:29am

Here's a cheery report.

War College warns military must prep for unrest; IMF warns of economic riots

“Widespread civil violence inside the United States would force the defense establishment to reorient priorities in extremis to defend basic domestic order and human security,” said the War College report.
499 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:21:30am

re: #494 kcladderman
Man, that was not nice! WHACK!

500 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:22:22am

re: #493 gclaghorn

Morning {lizards}!

How's everyone doing on this Saturday morning?

Morning, gc! How are ya?

501 notutopia  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:22:34am

re: #493 gclaghorn
Great here. The weather not so. Looks like another inside day here in NC.
How are you ?

502 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:23:35am

re: #493 gclaghorn
Mornin' Freezing our butts off here in the Northwest. At least the weather may make the Jets/Seahawks game interesting tomorrow.

503 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:23:44am

re: #482 Wyatt Earp

I also heard that Congress approved a pay raise for themselves this week. Heard it on Bill Bennett's Morning in America, but don't have the link. Anyone else hear that?

Yep, it's just a COLA, but still given the times you'd think they'd be a little more sensitive.

504 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:24:06am

re: #475 pingjockey

Then he's doing it right!

It's interesting watching a movie about the passion of Soccer and a love story. The Star player has a smoking hot wife. ( the coaches daughter )
uh ho the goalie is hurt.. How will they win? It's a rookie american to come in as a replacement.. How will they win?
Stand by...( hope they keep showing the girl)
:)

505 gclaghorn  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:24:43am

re: #494 kcladderman

Even this one?
//

Sre: #500 Wyatt Earp

Morning, gc! How are ya?

Just fine, thank you!

506 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:24:53am

re: #503 jcm
They have tin ears when it comes to the wishes of their constituents. If you aren't a major campaign donor forget it.

507 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:25:18am

re: #504 HoosierHoops
Mwahaha!

508 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:25:18am

re: #503 jcm

Yep, it's just a COLA, but still given the times you'd think they'd be a little more sensitive.

That's assuming they knew how to use common sense.

509 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:25:21am

re: #448 Teacake!
Bail out social security? Hell, each working American pays 6 or 12% of their earnings (12% if self-employed, 6% if you work for someone else and the other someone else pays another 6% on your behalf) for their entire working lives; pays - currently - $100 a month for really basic Medicare hopsital stuff and I pay almost $450 a month for Medicare that will actually cover some of my real health issues) and currently won't let you take it out of social secuirty until age 67 - unless, as in my case you become "disabled" then you can get something about a third less that what you'd get at age 67- and they STILL OWE SOCIAL SECURITY OVER A TRILLION BUCKOS!
I think I'll be lucky if they just don't shut down Social Security altogehter, but they sure won't repay or bail it out!

510 gclaghorn  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:25:46am

re: #501 notutopia

Great here. The weather not so. Looks like another inside day here in NC.
How are you ?

A snowstorm just blew through these parts yesterday, left about two inches (we got lucky; forecast was for 6) and lotsa ice. Power went in and out last night at random intervals.

Another storm is on its way here tomorrow and Monday.

511 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:25:46am

re: #506 pingjockey

They have tin ears when it comes to the wishes of their constituents. If you aren't a major campaign donor forget it.

Pitchforks and Torches for the People.
Tar and Feathers for Congress.

512 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:25:57am

re: #508 Wyatt Earp
Somehow common sense and congress do not seem to go together.

513 gclaghorn  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:26:21am

re: #502 pingjockey

Mornin' Freezing our butts off here in the Northwest. At least the weather may make the Jets/Seahawks game interesting tomorrow.

LOL! Trees are bent over with ice up here.

514 gclaghorn  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:26:41am

re: #508 Wyatt Earp

That's assuming they knew how to use common sense.

Yeah, how is that "common sense" thing working out for Congress?

515 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:26:45am

re: #512 pingjockey

Somehow common sense and congress do not seem to go together.

Just like "Ellen DeGeneres" and "talent."

516 ciaospirit  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:26:46am

What recession?

NEW YORK (AP)—CC Sabathia will receive $9.5 million from the New York Yankees before he throws his first official pitch in pinstripes.

His $161 million, seven-year contract includes a $9 million signing bonus, according to details obtained Friday by The Associated Press. By the time the Yankees open at Baltimore on April 6, he already will have received $6 million of that bonus plus $3.5 million of next year’s salary.

When will Obama target these types of outrageous salaries?

517 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:26:47am

re: #511 jcm
Don't forget the rails to run them out of town on!

518 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:27:29am

Breakfast is served!


[Link: wephaus.com...]

519 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:27:36am

re: #450 Throbert McGee
Hmm, thanks Throbert!
I doubt that the current AG nor the one Obama proposes would try suing AG for it's bail out money, either.
Crap.

520 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:27:51am

re: #508 Wyatt Earp

That's assuming they knew how to use common sense.

Common sense on display.

$188,000 by Sens. Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) and Susan Collins (R-Maine), and Rep. Thomas Allen (D-Maine) for the Lobster Institute. The group’s website says, “The LOBSTER INSTITUTE is a cooperative program of research and education with the lobster industry at the University of Maine…” Not only has the Lobster Institute been working on its “Lobster Cam (TheLobstercam.com),” one its major accomplishments has been lobster dog biscuits: “Your dog can now be a lobster connoisseur. Blue Seal Feeds, Inc. has launched the newest addition to its dog biscuit line Blue Seal Lobster ‘Bisque-its’ based on a concept devised by the Lobster Institute at The University of Maine, and their commercialization partner Saltwater Marketing LLC.” That isn’t much of a treat for taxpayers.

The You Paid For It Lobster Cam!
*they need more money, cam's down......*

521 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:28:03am

re: #518 Dustyvet

Breakfast is served!


[Link: wephaus.com...]

And smokes for our new CIC!

522 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:28:30am

re: #513 gclaghorn
I'd rather have snow than those damn ice storms. My mom's family lives in Arkansas and they are always getting ice storms. You can't drive, snaps trees and power lines. Just awful stuff.

523 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:28:55am

re: #518 Dustyvet

Breakfast is served!


[Link: wephaus.com...]

ROFLMAO!

Dusty stays downwind today!

524 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:29:24am

re: #520 jcm

The You Paid For It Lobster Cam!
*they need more money, cam's down......*

Can we now boil Snowe, Collins, and Allen and serve them to their constituents with butter.

525 redstateredneck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:29:25am

Gotta run and take care of my friends dogs. The couple honeymooned last night at a hotel so I stayed at their place and dog sat. I think they want me to feed them now. They're sittin' here lookin' at me. BBL

526 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:29:42am

re: #509 realwest

Bail out social security?!

Speaking of bail outs... I had a great idea... Let's form our own record company and have 3 Wood negotiate a multi-million dollar federal bail out for us... ;)

527 ciaospirit  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:29:43am

re: #520 jcm

The bailout is pork by another name.

528 gclaghorn  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:29:54am

re: #522 pingjockey

I'd rather have snow than those damn ice storms. My mom's family lives in Arkansas and they are always getting ice storms. You can't drive, snaps trees and power lines. Just awful stuff.

Very awful indeed. Had to reset all the clocks in the house like five times last night 'cause the power kept going out.

529 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:29:54am

Bush really screwed up. The democrats party will do everything they can to prop up the UAW. pay-to-play, baby.

530 aussiemagpie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:29:58am

Hello {redstateredneck}

Have a lovely time at the wedding, and best wishes to the bride and groom :-)

531 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:30:07am

re: #518 Dustyvet
Gaaaah. The best stuff from those was the diced fruit and those hard crackers.

532 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:30:08am

re: #464 jcm
Holy crap - is that the same accident you posted a photo about yesterday, just taken from a different angle? Cause if it's a new one, a WHOLE lotta bus drivers need remedial driver's ed.!

533 notutopia  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:30:10am

re: #510 gclaghorn
Well, I hope you are warm and keep your power.
If it keeps drizzling here in NC we'll have mud slush ball
fights for Christmas instead of snow balls. It's a mess here.
We had to turn on the drainage pumps in the fields yesterday. The water is pooling and it looked like a rice paddy field instead of cabbage and broccoli...
heh...

534 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:30:15am

re: #516 ciaospirit

What recession?

When will Obama target these types of outrageous salaries?

Hiya!
The Gov't will probably get 40% of that money in Taxes..So it's a good thing

535 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:31:59am

re: #528 gclaghorn

Was stationed in Cape Canaveral Fla. in the late 80s. Jacksonville had an ice storm and the Orlando news was showing the uproar. It was sad and damn funny at the same time.

536 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:32:04am

re: #522 pingjockey

I'd rather have snow than those damn ice storms. My mom's family lives in Arkansas and they are always getting ice storms. You can't drive, snaps trees and power lines. Just awful stuff.

I got caught in a a freezing rain between Ellensberg an Ce Elum once. Think greased ball bearings for a road surface. I was rolling so I didn't stop, steady speed of about 10-15. People would stop, car or truck would slide sideways off the road when they stopped, then they couldn't stand to put chains on.

537 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:32:12am

re: #471 Fat Bastard Vegetarian Yay! MUCH better than no work at all!

538 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:32:26am

With economy in shambles, Congress gets a raise.

Charles Rengal is a tax cheat - and the unions own the corruptocrat party. Biden is right.

Tank city.

539 ciaospirit  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:32:32am

re: #534 HoosierHoops

Hiya!
The Gov't will probably get 40% of that money in Taxes..So it's a good thing

Except that the government's getting the money for more wasteful spending. How about cheaper tickets to see a game?

540 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:32:57am

re: #538 FrogMarch

With economy in shambles, Congress gets a raise.

Charles Rengal is a tax cheat - and the unions own the corruptocrat party. Biden is right.

Tank city.


HopeChange!

541 gclaghorn  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:32:59am

re: #533 notutopia

Well, I hope you are warm and keep your power.
If it keeps drizzling here in NC we'll have mud slush ball
fights for Christmas instead of snow balls. It's a mess here.
We had to turn on the drainage pumps in the fields yesterday. The water is pooling and it looked like a rice paddy field instead of cabbage and broccoli...
heh...

Hope things dry up for you soon! :)

542 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:33:04am

re: #532 realwest

Holy crap - is that the same accident you posted a photo about yesterday, just taken from a different angle? Cause if it's a new one, a WHOLE lotta bus drivers need remedial driver's ed.!

Same one. The one hanging off got rear ended and knocked over the edge by the second bus.

543 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:33:23am

Guillotine golf anyone?

[Link: sacgolf.free.fr...]

544 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:33:25am

BBIAW

545 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:33:49am

re: #536 jcm
Was getting gas at a CFN station yesterday and a Peninsula Freight guy was unchaining. Said the passes, especially Blewett were a mad house.

546 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:33:57am

re: #543 Dustyvet

Guillotine golf anyone?

[Link: sacgolf.free.fr...]

Awesome!

547 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:34:20am

re: #472 HoosierHoops
Good morning Hoops, aye, laddie ana ya thut wedon south ere' had an accent,noa did'n ye?!

548 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:34:23am

Power just flickered on an off.....

If I disappear, it'll be loss of power.

549 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:35:04am

re: #544 goddessoftheclassroom

BBIAW

Rats!
I was gonna sneak up on her and she LEFT!

550 pingjockey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:35:10am

Later folks gotta get those chores done!

551 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:35:11am

re: #548 jcm

Power just flickered on an off.....

If I disappear, it'll be loss of power.

I don't think we have a form for Missing (Internet) Persons.

552 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:35:22am

re: #545 pingjockey

Was getting gas at a CFN station yesterday and a Peninsula Freight guy was unchaining. Said the passes, especially Blewett were a mad house.

I think they should shut the passes down to, let the pros handle it trucks and emergency traffic only when it gets that bad.

553 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:35:38am

re: #548 jcm

Power just flickered on an off.....

If I disappear, it'll be loss of power.

Sorry to hear that... Sometimes my electricity goes out.... But I NEVER loose my power.... ;p

554 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:35:55am

re: #548 jcm

Power just flickered on an off.....

If I disappear, it'll be loss of power.

*peering around*
Uh oh! He's gone!

555 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:37:00am

re: #553 doriangrey

Sorry to hear that... Sometimes my electricity goes out.... But I NEVER loose my power.... ;p

Good morning!
How's th' mouth lately?

/giving you a REAL opening with that .. heh

556 notutopia  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:37:06am

Off to do some chores.
Ya'll have a safe and warm day.
BBL

557 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:37:11am

re: #549 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Rats!
I was gonna sneak up on her and she LEFT!

She knew you were arriving.... And preemptively sneaked out.... ;p

558 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:37:14am

re: #551 Wyatt Earp

I don't think we have a form for Missing (Internet) Persons.

That's the one thing I don't have is a generator, I set myself for wood and propane. I'm in a good area, longest I've lost power in 13 years in 6 hours.

559 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:37:19am

re: #539 ciaospirit

Except that the government's getting the money for more wasteful spending. How about cheaper tickets to see a game?

I hear ya.. I remember when I was in college.. Tuesday was 1/2 price night and I used to watch the SF Giants for 5 bucks.
aw.. those were the days

560 Silvergirl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:37:22am

" No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. I've already -- if I haven't done it -- to be honest with you, I think I've done it, but if I haven't done it, I've signed a letter, will sign a letter saying, notwithstanding the fact I'll be sworn in the first day, I have no intention of staying up until the day that I am sworn in as vice president. Secondly, I yield responsibility to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to John Kerry. No, I have, no. "

He sounds like a puppy chasing his tail. Yep, Joe Biden talking to Stephanopoulos about resigning his senate seat, since he hasn't done it yet. The question was if he was going to try to stay on and preside and that mess above was his answer.

561 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:37:44am

re: #554 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*peering around*
Uh oh! He's gone!

BOOO!

562 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:38:42am

re: #474 jcm
Shit. Oughta take 'em out and shoot 'em all!
$10.2 BILLION in bonuses THIS YEAR and that's down almost 50% from last year? $10.2 BILLION OF OUR MONEY?
I'm tellin' ya, the UAW gets better publicity, but these bozo investment bankers are the premier shake-down artists of our - or any - time.

563 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:39:38am

re: #557 doriangrey

She knew you were arriving.... And preemptively sneaked out.... ;p

Yeah ... *grin* ...Got onto the front page, saw a most-recent-post by jcm on the Overnight, then one by her, and came running in.

She must have heard me coming.

564 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:39:40am

re: #547 realwest

Good morning Hoops, aye, laddie ana ya thut wedon south ere' had an accent,noa did'n ye?!

LOL
Duvall has the scottish accent down.. They are playing for the Scottish soccer cup to end the movie.. I wonder if they will win..
It's like Hoosiers in Scotland..
I'm betting a trillion dollars they win..

565 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:39:45am

re: #555 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Good morning!
How's th' mouth lately?

/giving you a REAL opening with that .. heh

Doing pretty good actually.... I got me some chocolate truffles yesterday and nearly made myself sick eating them.... Because I can eat chocolate now without it killing my teeth... It's been quite some time since I could do that.... ;)

566 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:39:52am

re: #561 jcm

BOOO!

YIKES!

567 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:40:25am

How is everyone this morning? I had a rare treat last night, got pulled over in routine Christmas season sobriety check on the way home from a gig. Of course, I have not had a drink in years (having previously fulfilled my lifetime quota) so it was no worries, but it did give me a chance to wish the officer a Merry Christmas.

I told him all the drunks were back at the party I just left. A little wassailing was definitely going on there.

568 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:40:35am

Hey Rockey, watch me pull JCM out of my hat

RAORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


Wrong hat...

569 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:40:46am

re: #565 doriangrey

Doing pretty good actually.... I got me some chocolate truffles yesterday and nearly made myself sick eating them.... Because I can eat chocolate now without it killing my teeth... It's been quite some time since I could do that.... ;)

ooooo! Pig-out time!
Betcha it was worth it. Right?

570 Empire1  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:41:11am

For you late arrivals, please see my #264 and send the dying little girl a Christmas card!

571 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:41:29am

re: #482 Wyatt Earp
Yep Wyatt - someone out here yesterday had it - but they only took 2.8% of the COLA raise. Meanwhile Sarah Palin was voted to get a raise from $125,000 to $150,000 and said she wouldn't take a penny of it. And if they give it to her anyway, said she'd give it ALL to charity (the raise, I mean).

572 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:41:42am

re: #567 rawmuse

How is everyone this morning? I had a rare treat last night, got pulled over in routine Christmas season sobriety check on the way home from a gig. Of course, I have not had a drink in years (having previously fulfilled my lifetime quota) so it was no worries, but it did give me a chance to wish the officer a Merry Christmas.

I told him all the drunks were back at the party I just left. A little wassailing was definitely going on there.

Wassailing. Wasn't Sarah Palin mayor there?

573 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:41:53am

re: #567 rawmuse

Good morning!

574 vxbush  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:41:58am

Morning, folks. Slept in, read the morning news, did the dishes from last night that I completely ignored, and put together today's grocery list so we should be good through most of next week.

Heh; had a weird slip when I was putting that list together. Meant to say "9 volt batteries and bananas", but said "9 volt bananas." I wonder where I could find those?

575 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:42:02am

re: #562 realwest

Shit. Oughta take 'em out and shoot 'em all!
$10.2 BILLION in bonuses THIS YEAR and that's down almost 50% from last year? $10.2 BILLION OF OUR MONEY?
I'm tellin' ya, the UAW gets better publicity, but these bozo investment bankers are the premier shake-down artists of our - or any - time.

They are good, that Madoff character had a $50B ponzi scheme going.

But the guys who take the cake are the ones who run a $650B ponzi scheme, and made it legal......... CONGRESS.

A pox on them all.

576 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:42:11am

re: #569 pre-Boomer Marine brat

ooooo! Pig-out time!
Betcha it was worth it. Right?

Well I did eat almost a pound of chocolate truffles..... So, ummm, yea..... ;)

577 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:42:21am

re: #571 realwest

Yep Wyatt - someone out here yesterday had it - but they only took 2.8% of the COLA raise. Meanwhile Sarah Palin was voted to get a raise from $125,000 to $150,000 and said she wouldn't take a penny of it. And if they give it to her anyway, said she'd give it ALL to charity (the raise, I mean).

Any chance she'd give ALL of herself to me? :)

578 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:42:46am

re: #488 doriangrey
*cough 30% cough*!

579 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:42:49am

re: #574 vxbush

Morning, folks. Slept in, read the morning news, did the dishes from last night that I completely ignored, and put together today's grocery list so we should be good through most of next week.

Heh; had a weird slip when I was putting that list together. Meant to say "9 volt batteries and bananas", but said "9 volt bananas." I wonder where I could find those?


Try Bill Clinton's house. Heh.

580 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:43:27am

re: #568 Dustyvet

Hey Rockey, watch me pull JCM out of my hat

RAORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


Wrong hat...

I remember that!

581 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:44:27am

re: #562 realwest

Shit. Oughta take 'em out and shoot 'em all!
$10.2 BILLION in bonuses THIS YEAR and that's down almost 50% from last year? $10.2 BILLION OF OUR MONEY?
I'm tellin' ya, the UAW gets better publicity, but these bozo investment bankers are the premier shake-down artists of our - or any - time.

Come on dude.... we start a record company, declare that we are on the verge of bankruptcy and get 3 Wood to get us a bail out.... Hell we would get some of our tax money back that way.... ;)

582 gclaghorn  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:44:27am

Gotta go! BBL

583 vxbush  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:44:29am

re: #579 Wyatt Earp

Try Bill Clinton's house. Heh.

NO THANKS! But what makes my slip even funnier is that my son remembers the lined from "Flushed Away" when the one kid explains why he called "Shocky." So he made the sign for Shocky when I made my slip. That was impressive, believe me.

584 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:44:38am

re: #497 redstateredneck
Nope,not at all! Didja go inside and do you have photos of the inside if ya did go?! Thanks {Red}!

585 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:44:40am

re: #579 Wyatt Earp

Try Bill Clinton's house. Heh.

9 volt Banana...?

Oh Mr. Kerry, can I see you for a moment...:)

586 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:44:46am

re: #283 reine.de.tout

A warm day indeed - 66 right now in Baton Rouge - we'll have a high near 80.
Everyone brought out their summer clothes.
And there is no Christmas music at the mall! Don't know why, but if the stores want to sell things, they need to do whatever they can to get people in the spirit - and that means Christmas music!

One of my "jobs" is booking Christmas musicians for malls. That biz is off about 90 percent right now.

587 vxbush  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:45:25am

re: #583 vxbush

NO THANKS! But what makes my slip even funnier is that my son remembers the line from "Flushed Away" when the one kid explains why he is called "Shocky." So he made the sign for Shocky when I made my slip. That was impressive, believe me.

And apparently typing comprehension isn't on my list today...

588 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:46:05am

re: #577 Wyatt Earp

Any chance she'd give ALL of herself to me? :)

Only if you dont mind being field dressed stuffed and nailed to the wall over her fireplace... ;p

589 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:46:54am

Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she tells him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish-washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog; he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, talk to the parrot!"

When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lays there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his business.

The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

590 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:47:34am

re: #571 realwest

Yep Wyatt - someone out here yesterday had it - but they only took 2.8% of the COLA raise. Meanwhile Sarah Palin was voted to get a raise from $125,000 to $150,000 and said she wouldn't take a penny of it. And if they give it to her anyway, said she'd give it ALL to charity (the raise, I mean).

Palin is small town (values), she gets all that stuff and how it looks to all the small town folks.

591 Silvergirl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:47:53am

re: #574 vxbush

Morning, folks. Slept in, read the morning news, did the dishes from last night that I completely ignored, and put together today's grocery list so we should be good through most of next week.

Heh; had a weird slip when I was putting that list together. Meant to say "9 volt batteries and bananas", but said "9 volt bananas." I wonder where I could find those?

I was thinking along scientific lines, like the lemon and penny experiment

Fruit Power

but I laughed at Wyatt Earp's answer.

592 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:48:12am

re: #498 jcm
Hmmm. Wonder if they're ready for full blow civil war, not "civil unrest" and if so how do they justify that military action under the oath to support and defend the Constitution - not the POTUS and certainly not Henry Paulson (Idiot-D.C.)?

593 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:48:38am

re: #588 doriangrey

Only if you dont mind being field dressed stuffed and nailed to the wall over her fireplace... ;p

Before or after?

594 lawhawk  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:48:39am

Speaking of Madoff and his Ponzi schemes, it looks like several large charitable foundations are going to be going under because they lost everything. One, the Picower Foundation claimed on its prior year tax return that it had $1 billion with Madoff's firm. Now? Zip.

595 Miss Trixie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:48:42am

&#9834 &#9836 Good morning, {lizards!} &#9836 &#9834

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

It's -16C with lots of sinshine in the Valley and I've a busy day today. Too many chores to do dogdangitall. How can my place get so messy when I'm the only one here?

{realwest} Morning, dahlink. *smoochie-smoooooooch* Hope you're fine today and best wishes to your Mom.

Just a quick drive-by - must nosh some brekkie and I'll BBL.

See yez!

596 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:48:59am

re: #572 Wyatt Earp

Wassailing. Wasn't Sarah Palin mayor there?

Good idea for a song title
"Wassailing in Wasilla" or
"Whistle while you Wassail in Wasilla"

597 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:49:29am

re: #589 Dustyvet

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

598 Geepers  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:49:30am

jcm (#590),

Palin is small town (values), she gets all that stuff and how it looks to all the small town folks.

Which is why her approval rating is through the roof.

599 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:49:37am

re: #591 Silvergirl

Fruit Power

And here I thought Fruit power was the militant gay marching chant.... ;p

600 lawhawk  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:49:51am

In a bit of good news, the Oberai and Taj hotels in Mumbai are partially reopening this weekend, a month after the devastating terror attacks that killed nearly 200 people. Both have beefed up security, installing cameras, baggage scanners, and additional security.

601 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:50:31am

re: #511 jcm
"Pitchforks and AK-47's, RPG's and Torches for the People." There, thought I'd fix that for ya!

602 Silvergirl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:51:07am

re: #596 rawmuse

Good idea for a song title
"Wassailing in Wasilla" or
"Whistle while you Wassail in Wasilla"

Speaking of sobriety tests (which you were a moment ago), that phrase above could be part of the test.

603 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:51:24am

re: #597 jcm

A woman had a female parrot which kept saying: "Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?"

She was frantic, so she went to her Pastor to find a solution to the problem. The Pastor said, "Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her."

So, the woman brought the parrot to his house and put her parrot into the cage with the two male birds. She squawked, "Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?" One male parrot looked at the other one and said, "Put away the Bible, our prayers have been answered."

604 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:52:36am

re: #592 realwest

Hmmm. Wonder if they're ready for full blow civil war, not "civil unrest" and if so how do they justify that military action under the oath to support and defend the Constitution - not the POTUS and certainly not Henry Paulson (Idiot-D.C.)?

I'm trying to track down the USAWC original report. Only Guard can be used in civil unrest. The USAWC search function sucks.

I wonder how much is the MSM taking stuff out of context. Like that USMC question thing awhile back, where recruits where asked on a test about shooting US civilians, it was a legal orders type of question.

605 ciaospirit  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:52:36am

Got an email that enrollment at our local college is up. They need more adjuncts.

Guess they haven't heard that we're in a recession soon to be depression.

606 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:53:22am

re: #526 doriangrey
LOL! If WE form our own record company we'll need someone to bail us out for sure!

607 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:53:31am

Good night all

608 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:53:44am

re: #586 rawmuse

One of my "jobs" is booking Christmas musicians for malls. That biz is off about 90 percent right now.

Last year, our Christmas show was selling our almost every performance, which is about 130 seats, for sure we averaged over 100 patrons per performance. (show was a comedy called "A Tuna Christmas.")

Our average for this season Christmas show has been about 70 patrons a night, for "A O. Henry Christmas," a musical.

Even given the fact that "A Tuna Christmas" has a bigger name recognition, this is still a large decrease.

The plus side, 70 butts in seats a night pays the bills, and banks us some extra money, but, Christmas shows for theatre are commonly called "the fund raiser" since audiences will normally attend a Christmas show no matter what the material is.

You hope to sell hard for the Christmas show to get you through the leaner months, Jan and Feb.

609 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:55:45am

re: #606 realwest

LOL! If WE form our own record company we'll need someone to bail us out for sure!

I'll bail you lads out any time...:)

610 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:56:00am

re: #597 jcm

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

LOL, got me, hadn't heard that one. And since I have a parrot, I've heard a lot of them.

611 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:56:30am

BBL -- probably in a few hours

612 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:56:54am

re: #601 realwest

"Pitchforks and AK-47's, RPG's and Torches for the People." There, thought I'd fix that for ya!

LOL!

Skip the AK- and go for US Made M-14s.....

613 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:57:00am

re: #610 Walter L. Newton

LOL, got me, hadn't heard that one. And since I have a parrot, I've heard a lot of them.

Yeah but have you got an eye patch...:)

614 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:57:16am

re: #610 Walter L. Newton

LOL, got me, hadn't heard that one. And since I have a parrot, I've heard a lot of them.


In my previous life I was a male parrot... by the way that female parrot came back as a blonde.

615 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:57:23am

re: #608 Walter L. Newton

I am not even going to think about Jan and Feb.
After Dec. 31, my next paying situation is in mid March.
I may have to fall back on my good looks...

616 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:57:28am

re: #604 jcm

I'm trying to track down the USAWC original report. Only Guard can be used in civil unrest. The USAWC search function sucks.

I wonder how much is the MSM taking stuff out of context. Like that USMC question thing awhile back, where recruits where asked on a test about shooting US civilians, it was a legal orders type of question.

Look here for the justification...

617 Silvergirl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:58:06am

re: #608 Walter L. Newton

I was talking about your Christmas show the other night (was that last night? the night before?) in the overnight thread after you had left. What do you do in it? Act, direct, crew? I love Gift of the Magi, but don't love The Last Leaf.

618 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:58:44am

re: #577 Wyatt Earp
Uh, no Wyatt - Sarah Palin is spoken for! Sorry!

619 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:59:14am

re: #615 rawmuse

I am not even going to think about Jan and Feb.
After Dec. 31, my next paying situation is in mid March.
I may have to fall back on my good looks...

ROTFLMAO.... My looks are so damn good.... I had to get a real day job... ;p

620 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:59:16am

re: #612 jcm

LOL!

Skip the AK- and go for US Made M-14s.....


M-14... nice rifle... huge cartridge with lots of killing power... heavy weapon though.
I prefer the M-4.

621 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 7:59:49am

re: #618 realwest

Uh, no Wyatt - Sarah Palin is spoken for! Sorry!

Yeah, and he's much more attractive that I am. Dang.

622 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:00:44am

re: #589 Dustyvet
ROTFLMAO! Good morning to ya Dusty!

623 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:00:56am

re: #472 HoosierHoops

I'm watching the movie..a shot of Glory. Robert Duvall plays the coach of a scottish soccer team. He has the accent down so well I can't understand a frigging word he is saying..

The real test of how well he has the accent down is whether a Scot can understand a frigging word he's saying!

On the topic of Scotsmen and movies, Sean Connery speaking his two or three lines of Russian in Hunt for Red October was possibly the laziest non-effort to learn a foreign accent in movie history. You can tell he just said "Dialogue coach? Fugoff, I'm Sean fucking Connery!"

Although to be fair, I once saw some bad Russian made-for-TV movie with Roosky actors playing American soldiers in a few scenes -- and their short lines of English dialogue (nothing more complicated than "That's an order, private!" and "Take cover!" and "Die, motherfucker!") were just as laughably inept as Connery's.

The inability of the Russian actors to pronounce "motherfucker" correctly is all the more strange when you consider that in their native language, they have no trouble with words like vzbzdnut'. (That's a real Russian word, meaning "to fart," and the six-letter string of consonants at the beginning is easy-peasy for them. And yet the "th" sound is a Herculean challenge.)

624 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:01:26am

re: #622 realwest

ROTFLMAO! Good morning to ya Dusty!

Morning to you Realwest...:)

625 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:02:14am

re: #577 Wyatt Earp

Any chance she'd give ALL of herself to me? :)


Alaska... pretty women... but its too damned cold.
Rather a pretty Jamaican girl on the beach.

626 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:02:33am

re: #595 {Miss Trixie} Hey there gorgeous *smoooches* back to you - HEY, don't drive so fast - it's icy out there! LOL!

627 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:03:01am

re: #619 doriangrey

ROTFLMAO.... My looks are so damn good.... I had to get a real day job... ;p

Yes, but you have some real skills, other than like me.
All I can do is play "Lush Life" in any key.

628 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:03:32am

re: #615 rawmuse

I am not even going to think about Jan and Feb.
After Dec. 31, my next paying situation is in mid March.
I may have to fall back on my good looks...

We are concerned at the theatre, and the board of directors have told me not to consider my position untouchable.

I have actually been sending out resumes again for programming work, although it's not working. In the last three years, I've sent out over 2300 emails, some back and forth correspondence, and that resulted in 11 months of contract work.

So far I have over 50 resumes out and not even a screening call.

Not looking good.

629 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:04:05am

re: #597 jcm
DOUBLE ROTFLMAO! Great one, thanks for the chuckles!
Ok Dusty, your turn!

630 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:04:18am

re: #616 doriangrey

Look here for the justification...

When Federal Armed Forces are committed in the event of civil disturbances, their proper role is to support, not supplant, civil authority.

That's a key phrase, federal units will be placed under local control.

Marital law is the next big step.

However, the decision to impose martial law may be made by the local commander on the spot, if the circumstances demand immediate action, and time and available communications facilities do not permit obtaining prior approval from higher authority (&sect501.2). Whether or not a proclamation exists, it is incumbent upon commanders concerned to weigh every proposed action against the threat to public order and safety it is designed to meet, in order that the necessity therefor may be ascertained. When Federal Armed Forces have been committed in an objective area in a martial law situation, the population of the affected area will be informed of the rules of conduct and other restrictive measures the military is authorized to enforce. These will normally be announced by proclamation or order and will be given the widest possible publicity by all available media. Federal Armed Forces ordinarily will exercise police powers previously inoperative in the affected area, restore and maintain order, insure the essential mechanics of distribution, transportation, and communication, and initiate necessary relief measures.

Overall that justification, is not the justification feared by some, it's pretty restrained. That does not mean it cannot be abused.

631 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:04:55am

re: #626 realwest
Was 31 degrees Celcius (88 degrees F) here today. I can't believe its almost Christmas.

632 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:05:00am

re: #598 Geepers
Hey Geeps! Yep, that and she knows how to run a government that isn't too loaded up with lard!

633 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:05:20am

re: #606 realwest

LOL! If WE form our own record company we'll need someone to bail us out for sure!

You know I was just thinking.... Maybe I have been going about this in the wrong way.... Maybe I should be telling my fellow Lizards that if they dont pay me I WILL record another CD...

634 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:06:35am

re: #603 Dustyvet
ROFL! An oldie but a goodie!

635 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:06:46am

TRIVIA QUESTION

The song "Jingle Bells" was first recorded on what medium?

636 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:07:21am

re: #629 realwest

DOUBLE ROTFLMAO! Great one, thanks for the chuckles!
Ok Dusty, your turn!

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The fine bird was finally his! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry," said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

637 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:07:23am

re: #635 rawmuse

TRIVIA QUESTION

The song "Jingle Bells" was first recorded on what medium?

Stone tablets?

638 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:08:12am

re: #617 Silvergirl

I was talking about your Christmas show the other night (was that last night? the night before?) in the overnight thread after you had left. What do you do in it? Act, direct, crew? I love Gift of the Magi, but don't love The Last Leaf.

I am production manager. Since we are a small non-profit theatre (considered one of the best on Colorado) we only have three paid employees, the producer, the artistic director and me.

In actuality, all three of us do what ever is needed to keep the place running. I do everything from working between the show and the producer to cleaning toilets (and the producer will do that when needed)

I prop out, run lights/sound, take care of the facility, vacuum, build sets, act sometimes, anything needed to be done.

I am also resident playwright, and they theatre has produced 4 of my scripts, 3 of them world premiers, 2 of them good enough to receive reviews in Variety magazine.

Shameless self promotion - click on my name for more info.

639 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:08:40am

Anyone have any idea about whether or not GM will be able to satisfy government requirement in March?

640 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:08:50am

re: #620 shanec99

M-14... nice rifle... huge cartridge with lots of killing power... heavy weapon though.
I prefer the M-4.

I ended up going with Springfield M1/M14.
Gonna' head out this next week and dial in a new scope.

641 David IV of Georgia  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:09:09am

re: #6 freedomplow

Ford Motor Company said no thanks to Gov cash.

While GM and Chrysler alienate customers by trying to get hugely expensive life-support, Ford probably realizes that refusing will be a key in opening up a bigger source of cash—people who buy cars.

642 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:09:37am

re: #612 jcm I woulda, but there's TONS more Ak's on the market and you can actually shoot pretty near what your aiming at on full auto AK; I couldn't hit the proverbial broad side of a barn with an M-14 on full auto - even if I was inside the barn!

643 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:10:46am

re: #642 realwest

I woulda, but there's TONS more Ak's on the market and you can actually shoot pretty near what your aiming at on full auto AK; I couldn't hit the proverbial broad side of a barn with an M-14 on full auto - even if I was inside the barn!

LOL! All these different preferences are gonna' make logistics a nightmare.......
/////

644 aussiemagpie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:10:51am

A good news story......

Well done, Aussie Navy!

INJURED round-the-world yachtsman Yann Elies is in a serious but stable condition aboard Australian frigate HMAS Arunta after the Australian navy vessel made a mercy trip from Fremantle to rescue the stricken yachtsman.

The French sailor broke his left thighbone and possibly several ribs after his 18m vessel Generali was swamped by a huge wave, causing him to fall to the deck while changing sails, 1200km south-west of Perth in the Vendee Globe round the world race.

The Arunta left Fremantle early on Friday morning and reached Elies at 9.30pm (AEDT) last night.

The Vendee Globe website said fellow solo yachtsman Marc Guillemot, who stayed close to Generali during Elies' ordeal to offer moral support, praised the Arunta crew, who carried out the rescue in a heavy swell.

"Some highly professional work," Mr Guillemot said.

Goodonya Navy men and women!

645 sattv4u2  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:11:16am

re: #635 rawmuse

TRIVIA QUESTION

The song "Jingle Bells" was first recorded on what medium?

Miss Chloe ,,, (ironically, she did not predict it would happen)

646 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:11:30am

re: #641 David IV of Georgia

While GM and Chrysler alienate customers by trying to get hugely expensive life-support, Ford probably realizes that refusing will be a key in opening up a bigger source of cash—people who buy cars.

Ford should consider adding 2,000 bucks to the price of every Crown Victoria the FBI buys...:)

647 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:12:16am

re: #639 shanec99

Anyone have any idea about whether or not GM will be able to satisfy government requirement in March?

I have an idea - they won't.
Unless the UAW is sent packing and GM discovers how to produce cars people actually want. But no worries, Obama and his democrats are owned by the unions, so more billion dollar bailouts are on the way. To big to fail and all that garbage...

648 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:12:38am

re: #623 Throbert McGee

Hey there.. I lost the trillion dollar bet.. They lost.
I'll have to admit that was the best sports movie I've seen in along time.
It had passion..tension...Smoking hot women.. and in the end the team lost but they played their hearts out..Great scenes where they were in the penalty kicks and Duvall's voice in the background talking about having the courage to win. This Movie just went up to the top ten sports movies of all time for me.
How many sports movies can you name that the home team lost and still you love the movie? And Robert Duvall i see produced the movie..what a genius.
See or rent a shot at glory

649 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:13:11am

re: #645 sattv4u2

Miss Chloe ,,, (ironically, she did not predict it would happen)

"Keep your bomba cat mouth shut!"

/

650 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:13:19am

re: #640 jcm
I have never shot the M-1, the M-14 is nice... but its heavy... wouldn't like to carry it around all day.
The is why I like the M-4, light weight, light ammo, easy to maintain and collapsible butt stock.

651 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:13:32am

re: #635 rawmuse

TRIVIA QUESTION

The song "Jingle Bells" was first recorded on what medium?

On one of those cylinder thingys?

652 unclassifiable  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:14:23am

re: #651 Sharmuta

On one of those cylinder thingys?

The iCylinder

653 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:14:35am

re: #628 Walter L. Newton
Hey Walter - I do hope your position is saved, but I have to tell you that networking works about 1000% better than cold E-Mailing - maybe some of the audience know someone somewhere who could use a programmer?

654 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:14:50am

re: #651 Sharmuta

On one of those cylinder thingys?


THE WINNAH!
the judges have accepted your answer!
The Edison Wax Cylinder.

655 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:14:52am

re: #627 rawmuse

Yes, but you have some real skills, other than like me.
All I can do is play "Lush Life" in any key.

Your wife, does she also work, or just on the music gigs?

656 sattv4u2  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:14:56am

re: #641 David IV of Georgia

re: #647 FrogMarch

It's more likely due to Ford having a larger presence in Europe, South America and Asia than GM or Chrysler does, and their (Fords) margin of profit is higher there due to lower (read NON UNION) labor costs at assembly plants

657 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:16:03am

re: #655 Walter L. Newton

Your wife, does she also work, or just on the music gigs?

She has a real job, with good bennies. Saves our skins regularly.

658 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:16:09am

re: #650 shanec99

I have never shot the M-1, the M-14 is nice... but its heavy... wouldn't like to carry it around all day.
The is why I like the M-4, light weight, light ammo, easy to maintain and collapsible butt stock.

At some point I'll probably add a 5.56 AR to the collection. I went for what was likely to be targeted by the gun grabbers next year.

659 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:16:20am

re: #631 shanec99
Uh, sorry shanec99 - but where are you again?

660 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:17:35am

I know a guy who's so dumb, he thinks a semi-conductor is a short band leader...

661 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:17:35am

re: #656 sattv4u2

re: #647 FrogMarch

It's more likely due to Ford having a larger presence in Europe, South America and Asia than GM or Chrysler does, and their (Fords) margin of profit is higher there due to lower (read NON UNION) labor costs at assembly plants

Bottom line. The problem with the auto industry is untenable union contracts.

662 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:17:43am

re: #642 realwest

I woulda, but there's TONS more Ak's on the market and you can actually shoot pretty near what your aiming at on full auto AK; I couldn't hit the proverbial broad side of a barn with an M-14 on full auto - even if I was inside the barn!


I shot the AK-47 when I was in Kuwait preparing to go to Iraq... comparing the AK-47 to the M-4 is like compating a 78 Nova to a 7 series 2008 BMW.
The AK-47 is a tough crude weapon... you can beat it up and it will still shoot... but the M-4 is smooth, sophisticated weapon, needs TLC, but it is sweet to shoot.

663 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:17:55am

re: #654 rawmuse

THE WINNAH!
the judges have accepted your answer!
The Edison Wax Cylinder.

It was made out of Edison's real-life ear wax!

664 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:18:08am

re: #657 rawmuse

She has a real job, with good bennies. Saves our skins regularly.

Sigh..... no wifey here to save my bacon.... ;(

665 Sharmuta  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:18:11am

re: #654 rawmuse

THE WINNAH!
the judges have accepted your answer!
The Edison Wax Cylinder.

Oh, gosh! Oh... I'd like to thank the academy....

666 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:18:54am

Hi, Lizard Nation!

I hope all is well with you all!

Here is a lovely little essay for Hanukah tomorrow:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/art icle5371941.ece

Enjoy!

667 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:19:14am

re: #649 Wyatt Earp

"Keep your bomba cat mouth shut!"

/


It would be bumbo claat.... trust a Jamaican... you dont want to know the meaning... it's pretty vile.

668 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:19:17am

re: #660 Dustyvet

I know a guy who's so dumb, he thinks a semi-conductor is a short band leader...

Do you know why a musical scale is like an icy sidewalk?

669 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:19:20am

re: #665 Sharmuta

Oh, gosh! Oh... I'd like to thank the academy....

You love me..you really really love me..

670 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:20:17am

re: #660 Dustyvet

Three engineers are peeing in a bathroom during a convention break.

The Intel engineer finishes, goes over and washes his hands very well using lots of soap and water, and says "at Intel, they teach us to be clean".

The AMD engineer finishes peeing, and washes his hands with a very small amount of soap and water and says "at AMD they teach us how conserve resources".

The Motorola engineer finishes and walks right towards the door. On his way out he says "At Motorola they teach us not to piss on our hands".

671 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:20:30am

re: #659 realwest

Uh, sorry shanec99 - but where are you again?


Right now I am in East Africa... wont tell you where. Military assignment.

672 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:20:55am

re: #662 shanec99
Yeah, but I was comparing the AK-47 to the M-14 on full auto!

673 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:21:06am

Good morning from Illinois Lizards. Our Governor & his wife wish you all some great bleepin holidays!

674 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:21:19am

re: #671 shanec99

Right now I am in East Africa... wont tell you where. Military assignment.

Shoot a pirate or three for me.... ;)

675 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:21:21am

re: #653 realwest

Hey Walter - I do hope your position is saved, but I have to tell you that networking works about 1000% better than cold E-Mailing - maybe some of the audience know someone somewhere who could use a programmer?

I NEVER cold email. And I NEVER apply for a job that I am not 100 percent qualified for. I get my leads for Monstor and Dice, Craigslist and a number of smaller job placement sources.

Those 2300 emails I mentioned were a combination of sending resumes and back and forth inquires from prospective recruiters and employers.

I have mentioned it over and over here on LGF, I have been told, straight out by the recruitment firms and contracting firms that I have worked with, off the table of course, plain and simple, I "don't fit the corporate culture" which, in my case means I am to old (soon to be 56 on Wed.).

I'm not bitter, whining or upset, that's the breaks. That's why I fell back on theatre work, it's a shill and someone offered me a job.

I can learn other skills if necessary, like "Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart," If it pays the bills, I can deal with that.

676 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:21:22am

re: #671 shanec99

Right now I am in East Africa... wont tell you where. Military assignment.

Argghh matey, shiver me timbers and good hunting!

677 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:21:34am

re: #667 shanec99

It would be bumbo claat.... trust a Jamaican... you dont want to know the meaning... it's pretty vile.

Sorry about that. I took it from a line from The Professional.

678 outsidephilly  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:22:28am

re: #666 yma o hyd

Hi, Lizard Nation!

I hope all is well with you all!

Here is a lovely little essay for Hanukah tomorrow:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/art icle5371941.ece

Enjoy!



". . . , Somehow faith outlives every attempt to destroy it. Its symbol is not the fierce fire that burns synagogues and sacred scrolls and murdered lives. It is the fragile flame we, together with our children and grandchildren, light in our homes, singing God’s story, sustained by our hope. "

Very nice, very nice, indeed!

679 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:22:43am

re: #670 jcm
HEY! That's a rip-off of a Marine and a soldier at an airport restroom - naturally it's the Army dude who says "they teach us not to piss on our hands"! LOL!

680 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:22:59am

re: #672 realwest

Yeah, but I was comparing the AK-47 to the M-14 on full auto!


I have never shot anything on full auto except the 240-bravo.

681 Silvergirl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:23:01am

re: #638 Walter L. Newton

I just watched the intriguing scene you linked from I Never Promised you a Rose Garden. The only other play I remember reading on the subject of schizophrenia (though never saw staged) was Standing on My Knees by John Olive.

682 itellu3times  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:23:21am

re: #594 lawhawk

The good news is, the foundation only started with $11, all the rest was paid by Madoff.

/ok that may be an exaggeration, but I wonder.

683 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:24:14am

re: #657 rawmuse

She has a real job, with good bennies. Saves our skins regularly.

Yea, that's good. In my past life, I was the one with the real job and I was always saving skins.

It's sort of weird (but interestingly fun) to be playing the "starving artist" game at this point of my life. Of course, I'm not starving in the food bank sort of way, but I certainly have to be careful and I'm only a couple of months out of being homeless if the poop hit the fan.

684 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:24:19am

re: #679 realwest

HEY! That's a rip-off of a Marine and a soldier at an airport restroom - naturally it's the Army dude who says "they teach us not to piss on our hands"! LOL!

The one I hear it was the Air Force guy..... I was trying to take it easy on you...
;-)

685 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:24:23am

re: #650 shanec99

I have never shot the M-1, the M-14 is nice... but its heavy... wouldn't like to carry it around all day.
The is why I like the M-4, light weight, light ammo, easy to maintain and collapsible butt stock.

The M14 has a gret reputation for not jaming. Literally , I have seen the weapon buried in sand, dug up & shot without cleaning.

686 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:24:37am

re: #679 realwest

HEY! That's a rip-off of a Marine and a soldier at an airport restroom - naturally it's the Army dude who says "they teach us not to piss on our hands"! LOL!

Funny.... When my boss tells that joke it's always the Air Force dude that says that..... ;p

687 Dustyvet  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:25:21am

re: #668 doriangrey

Do you know why a musical scale is like an icy sidewalk?

Umm, no?

688 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:25:58am

re: #685 opnion

The M14 has a gret reputation for not jaming. Literally , I have seen the weapon buried in sand, dug up & shot without cleaning.

Like wise the AK-47, which will take the most ruthless abuse and still fire...

689 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:26:33am

One for the geeks.....

hy was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?
When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.

690 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:26:42am

re: #681 Silvergirl

I just watched the intriguing scene you linked from I Never Promised you a Rose Garden. The only other play I remember reading on the subject of schizophrenia (though never saw staged) was Standing on My Knees by John Olive.

I would love to be able to offer you the whole raw footage of the show, but it is about 1.3 gigs big, and I don't have enough server space to archive it at a place you could get it.

Wait, I know Comcast has upped the server space for customers, let me look and see how much that is, I may be able to move to to someplace you could download it from.

691 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:26:55am

re: #687 Dustyvet

Umm, no?

Because if you dont "C" see sharp, you will "B" be flat..... ;p

692 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:27:43am

re: #677 Wyatt Earp

Sorry about that. I took it from a line from The Professional.


OK let me give you the background.

Your bum or bumbo ... is your butt or anus (Jamaica used to be British until the '60s).
Before toilet paper was available... the rich used cheap linen that they could discard... hence ... cloth... mispronounced by uneducated Jamaicans over years... and later accepted as .... claath.
So when you refer to someone as a Bumbo Claath.... well you are calling them a piece of used toilet paper. Pretty vile.

So when you refer to

693 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:28:25am

re: #691 doriangrey

Because if you dont "C" see sharp, you will "B" be flat..... ;p

That's completely "F"d up.
/;-P

694 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:28:48am

re: #681 Silvergirl

No, I have a gig of space on Comcast, that won't hold the video.

695 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:29:02am

re: #693 jcm

That's completely "F"d up.
/;-P

;p

696 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:30:04am

A poem.....
((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

Translation:
A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.

697 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:30:16am

re: #692 shanec99

OK let me give you the background.

Your bum or bumbo ... is your butt or anus (Jamaica used to be British until the '60s).
Before toilet paper was available... the rich used cheap linen that they could discard... hence ... cloth... mispronounced by uneducated Jamaicans over years... and later accepted as .... claath.
So when you refer to someone as a Bumbo Claath.... well you are calling them a piece of used toilet paper. Pretty vile.

So when you refer to

Ouch! My apoloogies.

698 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:30:29am

re: #685 opnion

The M14 has a gret reputation for not jaming. Literally , I have seen the weapon buried in sand, dug up & shot without cleaning.


Hmmm... I have used it to fam fire and qual when I was assigned to a ship in Texas... was nice... but never knew about how reliable it was.

699 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:30:51am

re: #678 outsidephilly

The author, Chief Rabbi Sir Jonathan Sacks, always writes the most incredible essays. I hoard them like precious gems.
Unfortunately, the TIMES (London) is very ecumenical, so there's always a gap of about five to six weeks between his essays, to give others a chance.
No writer of the other faiths and denominations comes even close.

700 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:30:53am

re: #688 doriangrey

Like wise the AK-47, which will take the most ruthless abuse and still fire...


When the M16 replaced the M14 as the standard issue for the Army & eventually the Marines, there were all kinds of problems, lots of jaming with guys using cleaning rods during fire fights.
The M14 of course is heavier, but really reliable.

701 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:31:02am

re: #684 jcm
OK, now where'd I leave that M-14 - cause on semi, I'm a regular Daniel Boone! LOL!

702 unclassifiable  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:31:53am

re: #677 Wyatt Earp

Sorry about that. I took it from a line from The Professional.

Bring me everyone.

703 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:32:31am

re: #681 Silvergirl

I just watched the intriguing scene you linked from I Never Promised you a Rose Garden. The only other play I remember reading on the subject of schizophrenia (though never saw staged) was Standing on My Knees by John Olive.

And the big difference between the two stories, Rose Garden is about a powerful pioneer doctors who refused to turn to drug therapy in the late 40's, when it was becoming the "next big thing."

The book, although published as fiction, was really based on Joanne Greenberg's own battle with schizophrenia, and the doctor that cured her.

704 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:33:01am

re: #702 unclassifiable

Bring me everyone.

Gary Oldman was awesome in that film. Overacted? Yep. Was great at it? Absolutely!

705 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:33:50am

re: #700 opnion
Uh, it wasn't really the weight of the M-14, it was the weight of the ammo that made the M-14 really unsuitable for Vietnam.

706 Ojoe  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:34:00am

Here are the COLD San Gabriel Mountains. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

Good morning all.

In other news, Jerry Brown, Attorney General of California, is arguing that Proposition 8, which the voters approved to amend the Constitution of the state to define marriage as between a man and a woman, is "in itself unconstitutional."

Now this is proposing anarchy itself.

707 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:34:03am

re: #701 realwest

OK, now where'd I leave that M-14 - cause on semi, I'm a regular Daniel Boone! LOL!

ROTFLMAO... If were ever in a situation where shooting becomes necessary, you really want to be on the side against me... Cause that's where you're likely to be the safest... ;P

708 itellu3times  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:34:06am

re: #696 jcm

We're Animaniacs!
We've baloney in our slacks!

/sorry it just had the same fine rhythmic quality

709 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:34:11am

re: #698 shanec99

Hmmm... I have used it to fam fire and qual when I was assigned to a ship in Texas... was nice... but never knew about how reliable it was.

Yeah ,it has a great reputation. At the time of issue the M16 cost about triple the price of the M14. I have to believe that the M16 bugs are ironed out now, buit back in the day there were problems.

710 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:34:50am

re: #708 itellu3times

We're Animaniacs!
We've baloney in our slacks!

/sorry it just had the same fine rhythmic quality

LOL!

711 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:34:54am

re: #670 jcm

Three engineers are peeing in a bathroom during a convention break.

The Intel engineer finishes, goes over and washes his hands very well using lots of soap and water, and says "at Intel, they teach us to be clean".

The AMD engineer finishes peeing, and washes his hands with a very small amount of soap and water and says "at AMD they teach us how conserve resources".

The Motorola engineer finishes and walks right towards the door. On his way out he says "At Motorola they teach us not to piss on our hands".


So are you suggesting that engineers have to be lectured by their employers regarding basic hygiene.

I hope no one notices any sarcasm.

712 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:35:15am

One ADVANTAGE to the internet cable outage in the Middle East and Asia... from comments on the BBC article...

"I work at a call centre. We are unable to make calls as the latency is too high which only ends up in dropping of every call that we dial and the internet speed has been downgraded like anything. I hope this gets fixed by Sunday (December 21), otherwise we will be in total blackout and will suffer in great loss of business in this high time.
Adeel Awan, Karachi, Pakistan"

Whoopee.

713 realwest  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:35:22am

Well all y'all - sorry but I gotta go now - more Christmas type chores to do!
I hope you all have a great day and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

714 jwb7605  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:35:49am

Just got here.
Open thread line

When you are solving a problem, don’t worry. Now, after you have solved the problem, then that’s the time to worry.

— Richard Feynman

fits right in with this headline from Hot Air:
California court holds rescuers liable for injuries

715 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:36:24am

re: #705 realwest

Uh, it wasn't really the weight of the M-14, it was the weight of the ammo that made the M-14 really unsuitable for Vietnam.

SEALs and a lot of SOF have stuck with the M-14, despite the weight issues. Terminal ballistics, especially out past 200 yds is the reason I believe.

716 unclassifiable  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:36:49am

re: #713 realwest

Take care realwest.

Back at you.

717 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:37:17am

re: #713 realwest

Well all y'all - sorry but I gotta go now - more Christmas type chores to do!
I hope you all have a great day and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

We will see you later, dude.

718 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:37:18am

re: #711 shanec99

So are you suggesting that engineers have to be lectured by their employers regarding basic hygiene.

I hope no one notices any sarcasm.

I wish my company would... the number who skip the hand was then head to the break area for coffee....

719 outsidephilly  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:37:26am

re: #699 yma o hyd

The author, Chief Rabbi Sir Jonathan Sacks, always writes the most incredible essays. I hoard them like precious gems.
Unfortunately, the TIMES (London) is very ecumenical, so there's always a gap of about five to six weeks between his essays, to give others a chance.
No writer of the other faiths and denominations comes even close.

And I'm gonna hoard this one, too!

720 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:37:43am

re: #705 realwest

Uh, it wasn't really the weight of the M-14, it was the weight of the ammo that made the M-14 really unsuitable for Vietnam.

It was heavier even before the ammo, but with a jungle sling it wasn't that bigof a deal. I think that the M14 was actually better suityed to Viet Nam than the M16 becaue of all the rain & dust. The 14 had a better track record of relaiability.

721 aussiemagpie  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:37:48am

Goodnight {everyone} and have a wonderful yesterday!

Thank you all for an entertaining few hours here - sometimes it's just nice to lurk, especially when it's late and the brain cells just aren't firing that well :-)

722 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:38:05am
723 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:38:17am

LONDON (AFP) - A court ruled Friday in favour of a Bangladeshi doctor held captive in Dhaka by her parents seeking an enforced marriage, saying she could not be removed from Britain without her consent.

Humayra Abedin, 32, returned to Britain this week after a Bangladeshi court ruled on Sunday that her parents were holding her against her will and that she should be freed.

The High Court in London issued an order while she was in captivity on December 5 under newly-introduced legislation which lets courts prevent forced marriages for residents of Britain.

SNIP

Humayra -- an only child -- reportedly has a Hindu boyfriend in London, which angered her Muslim family. She said after her release she hoped to move on with her life.

SNIP

According to a press statement released by the court, when Humayra arrived at her family's home in Dhaka, she was "manhandled into the property by a number of people and immediately locked in a room."

Throughout her time there, she was "always monitored by four or five guards and was not free to leave the property" while her passport, plane tickets and other documents were taken from her.

Against her will, she was injected with "what she believed to be mood stabilisers and anti-psychotic drugs" at a hospital or clinic.

SNIP

724 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:39:01am

re: #709 opnion

Yeah ,it has a great reputation. At the time of issue the M16 cost about triple the price of the M14. I have to believe that the M16 bugs are ironed out now, buit back in the day there were problems.


I have shot the M-16... recently qualled with it at Fort Jackson... its ok, same mechanism as the M-4, but I loved the M-4 I took to Iraq.

725 itellu3times  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:39:02am

Little Jack Horner
Sits in a corner
Extractig cube roots to infinity.
An assignment forboys
That will minimize noise
And produce a more peaceful vicinity.

/space child's mother goose, 1958

726 rawmuse  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:39:11am

Got to run (I will get a card off to the girl in #264)
But before I go, here is possibly the weirdest job you could ever have.
4th trumpet in a big band.

727 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:39:18am

re: #715 jcm

SEALs and a lot of SOF have stuck with the M-14, despite the weight issues. Terminal ballistics, especially out past 200 yds is the reason I believe.

Better weapon & real good with a sniper scope.

728 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:40:08am

re: #722 FrogMarch

David Gregory makes excuses for his party.

/so sick of it

And he still thinks he and his "fellow journalists" have credibility. Unreal.

729 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:41:09am

re: #706 Ojoe

Here are the COLD San Gabriel Mountains. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

Good morning all.

In other news, Jerry Brown, Attorney General of California, is arguing that Proposition 8, which the voters approved to amend the Constitution of the state to define marriage as between a man and a woman, is "in itself unconstitutional."

Now this is proposing anarchy itself.

Nice one - the towercam, I mean!
Still some fluffy white global warming stuff around, I see ...

As to Jerry Brown's argument - yeah, lets go he whole hog and declare that 'anything goes' is the only constitutional definition of 'marriage'.

How long until people will turn up with a flock of goats ...?

730 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:41:54am

re: #722 FrogMarch

David Gregory makes excuses for his party.

/so sick of it

David Gregory is a perfect example of how Liberal conformity trumps talent.
He has "Meet the Press?"

731 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:42:15am

re: #727 opnion

Better weapon & real good with a sniper scope.


Only weapon I have used with a scope with is the M-4, I used the ccol with it.
Never shot any other weapon with a scope.

732 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:42:52am

re: #729 yma o hyd

How long until people will turn up with a flock of goats ...?

They'd have to be really "horny."
Ba dump bump!

733 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:43:32am

re: #722 FrogMarch

David Gregory makes excuses for his party.

/so sick of it

Meet the Press lips glued to the (D)s ass.

734 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:43:46am

re: #732 Wyatt Earp
[snort!]

735 Silvergirl  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:43:52am

re: #703 Walter L. Newton

And the big difference between the two stories, Rose Garden is about a powerful pioneer doctors who refused to turn to drug therapy in the late 40's, when it was becoming the "next big thing."

The book, although published as fiction, was really based on Joanne Greenberg's own battle with schizophrenia, and the doctor that cured her.

I liked seeing her inner monsters represented on stage with her.

736 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:43:57am

re: #731 shanec99

Only weapon I have used with a scope with is the M-4, I used the ccol with it.
Never shot any other weapon with a scope.

Snipers used to always like the M1. Probably has changed , but the guys that I knew, the M1 was the preferred weapon.

737 Ojoe  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:44:00am

re: #729 yma o hyd

It is amazing that he would open the door to anarchy over this one thing.

We are coming unhinged in this country.

738 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:44:30am

re: #667 shanec99

It would be bumbo claat.... trust a Jamaican... you dont want to know the meaning... it's pretty vile.

Heh... naturally I had to look it up. Interesting turn of phrase!

As far as I can tell from Googling, "bumbo claat" as an insult roughly translates to calling someone a used tampon. The word "claat" is from the Jamaican dialect pronunciation of "cloth," while "bumbo" derives from "bum" in the UK sense of "buttocks." So it's literally "ass cloth," but the meaning "cloth soiled by menstrual blood" is generally understood.

(I'm reminded that in the South Park movie, Cartman uses "bloody tampon" as a pseudo-cussword in the middle of a long string sequence of obscenities.)

739 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:44:40am

re: #728 Wyatt Earp

And he still thinks he and his "fellow journalists" have credibility. Unreal.

Actually he is correct. The problem is a lot of us have not been able to accept this truth and we are expecting that "our side" will do better, or not do this, or is better or what ever.

No, it has come to this, and there is nothing we can do about it.

The only thing I can fault Gregory for is it doesn't take a journalist to see this, just common sense.

740 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:45:39am

re: #737 Ojoe

We They are coming unhinged in this country.


Better.

741 irongrampa  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:46:00am

Heh. I took Basic with the M-1. Really liked it the thing is simple as a rock and just as tough.
We were issued the M-14 during my USAEUR tour and I fell right in love with the thing.

742 Lincolntf  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:46:40am

re: #714 jwb7605

That's just ridiculous. This has to be at the behest of various layers of lawyers.

743 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:47:45am

re: #738 Throbert McGee

Heh... naturally I had to look it up. Interesting turn of phrase!

As far as I can tell from Googling, "bumbo claat" as an insult roughly translates to calling someone a used tampon. The word "claat" is from the Jamaican dialect pronunciation of "cloth," while "bumbo" derives from "bum" in the UK sense of "buttocks." So it's literally "ass cloth," but the meaning "cloth soiled by menstrual blood" is generally understood.

(I'm reminded that in the South Park movie, Cartman uses "bloody tampon" as a pseudo-cussword in the middle of a long string sequence of obscenities.)


Actually there is a Jamaican insult that translates to used sanitary napkin... its Blood Claat... or pus## claat. But it is typically not used in polite company.

744 Killgore Trout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:48:00am

If you are obsessed or love someone who is then you might enjoy this.....

MythBusters Co-Host Adam Savage on Obsession

745 cartoonboy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:48:21am

Payless is now stockpiling shoeclear weapons.

746 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:48:43am

re: #730 opnion

David Gregory is a perfect example of how Liberal conformity trumps talent.
He has "Meet the Press?"

Liberal conformity trumps professional ethics.
And when corruption strikes David's (D) party - Like a good little fascist running dog puppy, David will dutifully smooth the situation over and make it seem palpable. "Everyone does it.. pay-to-play is just how it works" ugh.

747 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:48:54am

re: #735 Silvergirl

I liked seeing her inner monsters represented on stage with her.

Yes, her "friends" from the land of "Ur." The costume designer came up with a wonderful idea. In act two, where you see that Debra is finally making some progress, the 3 gods from Ur, slowing start shedding pieces of their costumes, until in their final scene, they are only wearing their body suits. This represented them slowly loosing their power over her.

Even the critics picked up on that, which is unusual, since critics normally don't catch the nuance of a show.

748 cartoonboy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:48:55am

Or should I say shuclear.

749 christheprofessor  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:49:47am

Mugshots -- a remarkable coincidence...

750 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:50:04am

re: #728 Wyatt Earp

And he still thinks he and his "fellow journalists" have credibility. Unreal.

And yet many otherwise fine Lizards can neither understand or are repelled when I suggest that the beginning of the path for true recovery of this great nation is.... To line today's journalists up against the nearest wall and shot them.

751 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:50:33am

re: #745 cartoonboy

Payless is now stockpiling shoeclear weapons.

That shoe thing really caught your fancy.

752 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:50:58am

re: #737 Ojoe

It is amazing that he would open the door to anarchy over this one thing.

We are coming unhinged in this country.

I think you still have a majority of well-hinged people in your country to prevent this sort of stuff becoming a general view.
Mind - people need to dpeak out now, and not get browbeaten by the hordes of PC-peddlers, like in the UK.

Here, polygamy is illegal - but the welfare state supports the four wives of muslims because they're 'without income' ... and people can't do anything about it because protest is racist, and anti-multi-culturalist ...

753 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:51:05am

re: #738 Throbert McGee

Heh... naturally I had to look it up. Interesting turn of phrase!

As far as I can tell from Googling, "bumbo claat" as an insult roughly translates to calling someone a used tampon. The word "claat" is from the Jamaican dialect pronunciation of "cloth," while "bumbo" derives from "bum" in the UK sense of "buttocks." So it's literally "ass cloth," but the meaning "cloth soiled by menstrual blood" is generally understood.

(I'm reminded that in the South Park movie, Cartman uses "bloody tampon" as a pseudo-cussword in the middle of a long string sequence of obscenities.)

Google is wrong... bumbo claat and raas claat (ass cloth) refers to used toilet paper... blood or pus## cloth refers to used sanitary napkin. When you refer to someone as one of these things you are hurling a terrible insult on them... fist fights usually follow.

754 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:51:38am

re: #749 christheprofessor

Mugshots -- a remarkable coincidence...

Wow, all except one person has hair. Freaky.

755 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:51:43am

re: #750 doriangrey

And yet many otherwise fine Lizards can neither understand or are repelled when I suggest that the beginning of the path for true recovery of this great nation is.... To line today's journalists up against the nearest wall and shot them.

Or beat them over the head with the Sunday NYT.

756 christheprofessor  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:52:22am

re: #754 Walter L. Newton

Wow, all except one person has hair. Freaky.

Amazing, I tells ya!

757 x-wing  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:52:46am

re: #730 opnion

David Gregory is a perfect example of how Liberal conformity trumps talent.
He has "Meet the Press?"

And his wife is an exec. at Fannie or Freddie. I forget which.

/go figure.

758 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:52:57am

re: #753 shanec99

Google is wrong... bumbo claat and raas claat (ass cloth) refers to used toilet paper... blood or pus## cloth refers to used sanitary napkin. When you refer to someone as one of these things you are hurling a terrible insult on them... fist fights usually follow.

Not in Boulder, Colorado.

759 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:53:23am

re: #744 Killgore Trout

If you are obsessed or love someone who is then you might enjoy this.....

MythBusters Co-Host Adam Savage on Obsession

That's hysterical....

760 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:54:06am

Hosni Mubarak is no one's idea of a visionary, but in sensing the Middle East's political winds he has few equals. So when Egypt's president-for-life warned his ruling party last week that "the Persians are trying to devour the Arab states," it's worth paying attention.

The immediate cause of the remarks is a war of words by Iran that led Mr. Mubarak to recall an envoy from Tehran last week. Among other provocations was the recent release of an Iranian film celebrating the 1981 assassination of Anwar Sadat, Mr. Mubarak's predecessor. A Tehran demonstration late last month also called for Mr. Mubarak's execution, on the grounds of his alleged "subservience to the Zionists."

But the broader context of the friction is its steady progress toward a nuclear weapon and the encroachment by Iran into the Arab world -- principally through Hezbollah in Lebanon, Hamas in Gaza and the Mahdists in Iraq. States like Egypt and Saudi Arabia watched with dismay in the summer of 2006 as Israel failed to deliver a knockout blow against Hezbollah. Now they calculate that the U.S. lacks the will to prevent a nuclear Iran. As for Barack Obama's promise of "tough diplomacy," we suspect the Arab states take him about as seriously as they would a tourist who thinks he knows how to bargain at an oriental bazaar. ...


A Middle East Arms Race
The Arabs respond to the likelihood of the Iranian bomb.

It's gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooooong (I hope only) 4 years.

761 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:54:15am

Bought a soldier coffee this morning.

It was a simple thing. I just stepped to the head of the line and told the cashier, "I'd like to buy that soldier's breakfast."

It cost me a mere two bucks, and I know I'm going to be flying all day because of it.

She really seemed to appreciate it, too.

762 cartoonboy  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:54:17am

re: #751 MandyManners

Cutting edge middle east technology is amazing.

763 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:54:24am

re: #746 FrogMarch

Liberal conformity trumps professional ethics.
And when corruption strikes David's (D) party - Like a good little fascist running dog puppy, David will dutifully smooth the situation over and make it seem palpable. "Everyone does it.. pay-to-play is just how it works" ugh.

Worse - he/they make you look foolish for thinking this is wrong, as well.
After all, if you ask 'what do you expect - the big donors want something for their dosh' you imply that finding this totally amoral is ... naive.

764 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:55:28am

re: #749 christheprofessor

Mugshots -- a remarkable coincidence...

Are those mug shots? Look at the back grounds. Where are the height markers? Why aren't the people holding the cards with their names and dates and other data? I don't think the police took those photographs.

765 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:55:39am

re: #758 Walter L. Newton

Not in Boulder, Colorado.


I cannot understand why anyone would fail to be offended by being called a piece of used toilet paper.

766 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:55:41am

re: #751 MandyManners

That shoe thing really caught your fancy.

I'm going to the Harley store today to uy mama some harley boots today..Why she wants them god only knows.. They have 13 styles to choose from.. I'm guessing I'll pick the wrong one..But I'll keep the reciept.
Basically.. I'm doing the diamond necklace for mrs. hoopster for Christmas..So nobody tell her..

767 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:55:43am

re: #744 Killgore Trout

If you are obsessed or love someone who is then you might enjoy this.....

MythBusters Co-Host Adam Savage on Obsession

He's intense. cool.

768 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:56:30am

re: #765 shanec99

I cannot understand why anyone would fail to be offended by being called a piece of used toilet paper.

You've never been to Boulder, have you?

;)

769 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:56:49am

re: #761 Noam Sayin'

*smooch*

770 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:57:02am

re: #752 yma o hyd

Here, polygamy is illegal - but the welfare state supports the four wives of muslims because they're 'without income' ... and people can't do anything about it because protest is racist, and anti-multi-culturalist ...


I hear ya.
It's sad.

771 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:57:35am

re: #762 cartoonboy

Cutting edge middle east technology is amazing.

So is shootig a gun straight up into the air.

772 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:57:42am

re: #768 Noam Sayin'

You've never been to Boulder, have you?

;)

Hey - stop dissin' my town. We may be freaky, but most of us use TP and we have great bike paths.

773 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:58:10am

re: #766 HoosierHoops

I'm going to the Harley store today to uy mama some harley boots today..Why she wants them god only knows.. They have 13 styles to choose from.. I'm guessing I'll pick the wrong one..But I'll keep the reciept.
Basically.. I'm doing the diamond necklace for mrs. hoopster for Christmas..So nobody tell her..

Me lips are sealed!

774 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:58:25am

re: #769 MandyManners

*blush*

775 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:58:43am

re: #768 Noam Sayin'

You've never been to Boulder, have you?

;)


No, please educate me.
Been to Denver and Rifle Colarado driving along I-70 on the way to Kansas.

776 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:58:43am

re: #752 yma o hyd

Did you see No. 723?

777 Killgore Trout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:58:44am

re: #759 jcm

I sometimes get close to his level of obsession but I'm too lazy.

778 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:59:07am

re: #772 FrogMarch

Just teasin'

It's a lovely town.

779 Killgore Trout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:59:13am

re: #767 FrogMarch

He must have a very understanding wife.

780 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:59:14am

re: #774 Noam Sayin'


*blush*

Awwwwwwwwww.

How's the mouse?

781 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:59:22am

re: #765 shanec99

I cannot understand why anyone would fail to be offended by being called a piece of used toilet paper.

Er, the People's Republic of Boulder, ah, "can't we all get along," "would you like another chip of tree bark?"

It was a joke, since Boulder Colorado is known for it far left liberal ways of looking at things.

Not funny if I have to explain it.

782 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:59:35am

re: #761 Noam Sayin'

Nice!

I gave the wife of a Marine my upgrade to first class. She was seeing her husband off for his second deployment and it was her birthday, she said in a note she wrote on a napkin and gave to me after we touched down. It meant a lot to her.

783 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 8:59:57am

re: #775 shanec99

I was just busting Walter's balls.

Apparently picked up some collateral damage.

784 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:00:13am

re: #772 FrogMarch

Hey - stop dissin' my town. We may be freaky, but most of us use TP and we have great bike paths.

Are you up there right now?

785 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:00:19am

re: #766 HoosierHoops

I'm going to the Harley store today to uy mama some harley boots today..Why she wants them god only knows.. They have 13 styles to choose from.. I'm guessing I'll pick the wrong one..But I'll keep the reciept.
Basically.. I'm doing the diamond necklace for mrs. hoopster for Christmas..So nobody tell her..

You can never go wrong with diamonds.

786 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:00:24am

Document drop: The story behind Change.gov

I’ve obtained documents sent to a reader in response to his FOIA request regarding the creation of Barack Obama’s Change.gov website. It gives you the rest of the story. You’ll recall last month that I blogged several questions about the propriety of allowing the perpetual Obama campaign to use a .gov domain name for what appeared to be a fund-raising front. Readers and industry observers noted that the decision appeared to violate General Services Administration rules governing government domains.

Guess what? They were right. The FOIA documents sent to Lance O., which he forwarded to me, reveal that the GSA initially rejected Obama’s application for “Change.gov.”

787 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:00:50am

re: #780 MandyManners

The cagey little bastard is still alive.

788 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:00:55am

re: #768 Noam Sayin'

You've never been to Boulder, have you?

;)

[Link: uk.encarta.msn.com...]
Encarta, was diplomatic...

789 quickjustice  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:01:35am

re: #782 J.D.

You guys are nicer than I. I just shake the hands of our military men and women when I see them, and thank them for their service.

790 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:01:35am

re: #785 MandyManners

You can never go wrong with diamonds.

Truer words were never spoken.
:D

791 Ojoe  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:01:47am

re: #752 yma o hyd

I shall write Jerry Brown a letter. I used to like him.

792 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:01:55am

re: #776 MandyManners

Did you see No. 723?

Yep.
For once, our law courts have done the right thing.

It beggars belief that something like that is happening in the 21st century.
But then, with the ROPMA, anything is possible!

Oh - and its the families of people just like those parents who bring this worse-than-medieaval religion into our country, through enforced marriages, and our oh-so-enlightened government lets them.

793 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:02:17am

re: #741 irongrampa

Heh. I took Basic with the M-1. Really liked it the thing is simple as a rock and just as tough.
We were issued the M-14 during my USAEUR tour and I fell right in love with the thing.


The M14 is a beautifuol thing.

794 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:02:18am

re: #777 Killgore Trout

I sometimes get close to his level of obsession but I'm too lazy.

I'm too ADA to get obsessed. In your line of work a little obsession is a good thing I would think.

795 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:02:35am

re: #786 Fat Jolly Penguin

Document drop: The story behind Change.gov

perpetual Obama campaign = perpetual revolution in Commie-speak.

796 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:02:52am

re: #788 shanec99

I've never heard the term, and likely would never use it, anyway.

Please don't take offense. I didn't mean any.

797 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:02:55am

re: #787 Noam Sayin'

The cagey little bastard is still alive.

Catch-and-release traps!

798 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:02:56am

re: #778 Noam Sayin'

Just teasin'

It's a lovely town.

No problem. I'm the first person to poke fun at our 14 square miles surrounded by reality. :-)

/I received a Christmas card from someone I do business with - and it said "Greenings" - LOL.

799 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:03:10am

re: #789 quickjustice

I've done that, too, but I just got the upgrade and she had on a t-shirt that said "Marine Wife", so I had to do it.

800 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:03:23am

re: #790 J.D.

Truer words were never spoken.
:D

Sapphires are nice, too.

801 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:03:28am

re: #781 Walter L. Newton

Er, the People's Republic of Boulder, ah, "can't we all get along," "would you like another chip of tree bark?"

It was a joke, since Boulder Colorado is known for it far left liberal ways of looking at things.

Not funny if I have to explain it.

Even a Liberal Jamaican would kick your behind if you called him that... so please don't use it unless you know the person... if you know the person well they may perhaps over look the insult.

802 Killgore Trout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:03:38am

Dear Leader speaks of science.....
12/20/08 President-elect Obama's Weekly Address

803 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:04:21am

re: #792 yma o hyd

Yep.
For once, our law courts have done the right thing.

It beggars belief that something like that is happening in the 21st century.
But then, with the ROPMA, anything is possible!

Oh - and its the families of people just like those parents who bring this worse-than-medieaval religion into our country, through enforced marriages, and our oh-so-enlightened government lets them.

I think part of what saved her is her education. I hope the government goes to that length to save lesser-educated women.

804 HoosierHoops  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:04:30am

re: #785 MandyManners

You can never go wrong with diamonds.

I am the luckiest guy in the world Mandy...
If I was rich enough I'd buy her every diamond in the world...
But i keep her in smiles, laughs and love.. That's all I can afford.

805 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:04:33am

re: #793 opnion

The M14 is a beautifuol thing.

Lot's of folks said that, which is why I opted for that over the -16 or -4.

806 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:05:15am

re: #779 Killgore Trout

He must have a very understanding wife.

Indeed. Although I was thinking that he must be a great father.

807 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:05:22am

re: #786 Fat Jolly Penguin

Document drop: The story behind Change.gov

But it's for The Office of The President Elect.... must be in the Constitution somewhere!
////

808 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:05:30am

re: #805 jcm

Lot's of folks said that, which is why I opted for that over the -16 or -4.

Good call, a great weapon.

809 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:05:39am

re: #679 realwest

HEY! That's a rip-off of a Marine and a soldier at an airport restroom - naturally it's the Army dude who says "they teach us not to piss on our hands"! LOL!

Rip-off or not, the "conserve resources" guy who washes with just a little soap was a new wrinkle for me -- I'd only heard a two-man version.

And I've heard it told as a Harvard vs. Yale joke (or fill in any traditional college rivalry); and also as an anti-elitist joke in which a dude from a non-prestigious, no-name school gets the better of a snobbish Ivy Leaguer ("Well, at Palookaville Community College they teach us not to piss on our hands!").

810 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:06:03am

re: #742 Lincolntf

That's just ridiculous. This has to be at the behest of various layers of lawyers.

Your gratuitous attack on lawyers completely ignores the issue at hand.
That issue is whether a rescuer must act reasonably, or whether the rescuer can take whatever idiotic, dangerous and uncalled-for action comes into their head.

It seems to me that a rescuer should be held to a lower standard than others but it seems equally clear that there must be a minimum standard required.

For example if you were stuck in an elevator on the 20th storey do you think that a rescuer should not be liable if they simply cut the cable in order to get you down to the ground floor real quick?

811 Killgore Trout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:06:05am

re: #794 jcm

In your line of work a little obsession is a good thing I would think.


It's very helpful. When I was a performing musician I started to develop OCD's and various rituals to cope with the stress of performing. It started to get time consuming so I had to knock it off.

812 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:06:13am

re: #804 HoosierHoops

I am the luckiest guy in the world Mandy...
If I was rich enough I'd buy her every diamond in the world...
But i keep her in smiles, laughs and love.. That's all I can afford.


blood diamonds

813 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:06:22am

re: #804 HoosierHoops

I am the luckiest guy in the world Mandy...
If I was rich enough I'd buy her every diamond in the world...
But i keep her in smiles, laughs and love.. That's all I can afford.

So nice!
When it comes down to it, that's all that really matters.

814 SurferDoc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:06:37am

mmmm, the M-14.

815 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:06:38am

re: #784 Walter L. Newton

Are you up there right now?

I live in the republic, yes. Just up the street via Hwy 93.

816 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:06:41am

re: #786 Fat Jolly Penguin

Document drop: The story behind Change.gov

... and all the people in the government offices roll over like little puppies who want their tummies tickled ...

817 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:06:59am

re: #801 shanec99

Even a Liberal Jamaican would kick your behind if you called him that... so please don't use it unless you know the person... if you know the person well they may perhaps over look the insult.

I wasn't talking about ME using that term for anyone. And I wasn't implying anyone should use that term towards anyone.

Mentioning Boulder was a FUCKING JOKE.

What are you smoking down there in Jamaica... oh... Jamaica... never mind!

818 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:07:05am

re: #807 jcm

But it's for The Office of The President Elect.... must be in the Constitution somewhere!
////


The most obnoxious title . . . ever! I mean, pontificating from a pulpit with that ridiculous sign. What the Hell is happening to this country?

819 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:07:20am

re: #804 HoosierHoops

I am the luckiest guy in the world Mandy...
If I was rich enough I'd buy her every diamond in the world...
But i keep her in smiles, laughs and love.. That's all I can afford.

Those are priceless.

820 christheprofessor  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:08:16am

re: #764 MandyManners

Are those mug shots? Look at the back grounds. Where are the height markers? Why aren't the people holding the cards with their names and dates and other data? I don't think the police took those photographs.

They are on the Smoking Gun, which is all about arrested criminals. They don't look happy, that's for sure...

821 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:08:20am

re: #791 Ojoe

I shall write Jerry Brown a letter. I used to like him.

Excellent idea!

Perhaps you might get others to write as well - who knows, one stone can start an avalanche ...

822 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:08:25am

re: #817 Walter L. Newton

I wasn't talking about ME using that term for anyone. And I wasn't implying anyone should use that term towards anyone.

Mentioning Boulder was a FUCKING JOKE.

What are you smoking down there in Jamaica... oh... Jamaica... never mind!


Not in Jamaica right now... am in Africa.

823 itellu3times  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:08:34am

re: #802 Killgore Trout

Dear Leader speaks of science.....
12/20/08 President-elect Obama's Weekly Address

He's an incredibly self-righteous twit, but he is at least spending serious time on window-dressing as if he's really delegating responsibility and accepting input.

We shall see.

824 SurferDoc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:08:52am

re: #818 Wyatt Earp

The most obnoxious title . . . ever! I mean, pontificating from a pulpit with that ridiculous sign. What the Hell is happening to this country?

He happened.

825 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:08:55am

Is somebody being a turd in the punchbowl this morning?

826 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:09:04am

re: #811 Killgore Trout

It's very helpful. When I was a performing musician I started to develop OCD's and various rituals to cope with the stress of performing. It started to get time consuming so I had to knock it off.

At least you could control it. I wish at times I could be a little more obsessive, it might help on my projects.

827 itellu3times  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:09:07am

Oooh, a new color on the preview window. I likes it! Thanks, Charles.

828 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:09:34am

re: #815 FrogMarch

I live in the republic, yes. Just up the street via Hwy 93.

Quick. Lock your doors, hold you breath (there's a patchouli air quality alert, it's high), and I'll send the Jefferson County rescue squad.

829 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:09:36am

re: #820 christheprofessor

They are on the Smoking Gun, which is all about arrested criminals. They don't look happy, that's for sure...

Some are smiling.

830 jwb7605  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:09:46am

re: #802 Killgore Trout

Dear Leader speaks of science.....
12/20/08 President-elect Obama's Weekly Address

NRO evaluation of the advisor.

831 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:09:53am

re: #817 Walter L. Newton

I wasn't talking about ME using that term for anyone. And I wasn't implying anyone should use that term towards anyone.

Mentioning Boulder was a FUCKING JOKE.

What are you smoking down there in Jamaica... oh... Jamaica... never mind!


Calling a Jamaican a BC would not be a joke... trust me.


(does he seem to be getting frustrated?)

832 itellu3times  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:09:58am

re: #823 itellu3times

Self-righteous, and fond of the gratuitous insult.

833 Killgore Trout  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:10:01am

Religion of education......
Egyptian teacher to stand trial for murdering pupil whose homework was late

Haitham Nabeel Abdelhamid, 23, is accused of beating Islam Badr Ibrahim with a ruler before taking him outside the class and hitting him savagely in the stomach.

The boy then collapsed in a faint and was taken to hospital - but he died of heart failure.

The attack, which took place in October at the Saad Othman primary school near the Mediterranean port city of Alexandria, caused national outrage in a country where people are already sceptical about the state.

834 nyc redneck  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:10:31am

re: #802 Killgore Trout

Dear Leader speaks of science.....
12/20/08 President-elect Obama's Weekly Address

bla,bla,bla w/ a flag pin on his lapel.
i just can't take him seriously.

835 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:11:11am

re: #825 MandyManners

Is somebody being a turd in the punchbowl this morning?


No, just a smelly bumbo claat.

836 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:11:12am

re: #822 shanec99

Not in Jamaica right now... am in Africa.

What are you chewing over there in Africa... oh... Africa... never mind!

837 yma o hyd  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:11:14am

re: #802 Killgore Trout

Dear Leader speaks of science.....
12/20/08 President-elect Obama's Weekly Address

Waffle waffle waffle ...

Has he been at the hair colour again?

838 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:11:28am

re: #802 Killgore Trout

Dear Leader speaks of science.....
12/20/08 President-elect Obama's Weekly Address

Science to slow global warming.....
Let's stretch water hoses to the sun, that'll work.

839 opnion  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:11:43am

re: #802 Killgore Trout

Dear Leader speaks of science.....
12/20/08 President-elect Obama's Weekly Address


This guy has a press conference every day. It is really hubris run amok.
Add to that , that they want to move into Blair House early, & Michelle is making noises about fetting paid to be First Lady & you have people who really feel entitled.

840 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:12:07am

re: #825 MandyManners

Is somebody being a turd in the punchbowl this morning?

*hand up*

841 FrogMarch  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:12:24am

re: #828 Walter L. Newton

Quick. Lock your doors, hold you breath (there's a patchouli air quality alert, it's high), and I'll send the Jefferson County rescue squad.

I think today's alert is "patchouli, cloves and pot"... I'll hold my breath until Jeffco gets here.

Actually - government wise, isn't Jeffco trending Boulder?

842 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:12:27am

re: #835 shanec99

No, just a smelly bumbo claat.

Upding for the humor.

843 doriangrey  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:12:40am

re: #811 Killgore Trout

It's very helpful. When I was a performing musician I started to develop OCD's and various rituals to cope with the stress of performing. It started to get time consuming so I had to knock it off.

Meh... I just took lots of drugs..... which eventually threatened to drive me insane, er maybe sane... so I had to quit....

844 jwb7605  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:12:47am

re: #828 Walter L. Newton

Quick. Lock your doors, hold you breath (there's a patchouli air quality alert, it's high), and I'll send the Jefferson County rescue squad.

One principal in Boulder made all teachers reapply for jobs at a school that was rated very low (test scores).

That held up for almost 48 hours.

845 SurferDoc  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:12:51am

re: #839 opnion

This guy has a press conference every day. It is really hubris run amok.
Add to that , that they want to move into Blair House early, & Michelle is making noises about fetting paid to be First Lady & you have people who really feel entitled.

It's all good, IMO. When they fall they are going to make a very loud THUD!

846 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:13:02am

re: #838 jcm

Science to slow global warming.....
Let's stretch water hoses to the sun, that'll work.

Chief advisor AGW kool-aid drinker.
feh!

847 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:13:35am

re: #841 FrogMarch

I think today's alert is "patchouli, cloves and pot"... I'll hold my breath until Jeffco gets here.

Actually - government wise, isn't Jeffco trending Boulder?

Yes, don't get me started.

848 Throbert McGee  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:13:35am

re: #765 shanec99

I cannot understand why anyone would fail to be offended by being called a piece of used toilet paper.

I think Walter was making a very oblique reference to Sheryl Crow's advice that people should use only one square of TP per toilet visit, in order to save the planet.

849 J.D.  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:13:40am

re: #833 Killgore Trout
That's awful!
I'll bet no one has turned homework in late since then...sheesh!

850 jcm  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:13:41am

re: #825 MandyManners

Is somebody being a turd in the punchbowl this morning?

That's just a Baby Ruth.....

851 shanec99  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:13:49am

re: #836 Walter L. Newton

What are you chewing over there in Africa... oh... Africa... never mind!

Khat... that is in North East Africa... Somalia, Djibouti, Etiopia and Eritrea... prohibited for US military personnel.

852 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:14:05am

re: #837 yma o hyd

Waffle waffle waffle ...

Has he been at the hair colour again?

I had to watch it--MUTED--for a few minutes after reading your post. The gray is just too perfect.

853 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:14:12am

Notice, too, about Change.gov: the initial denial for registering the domain came through on October 21., two weeks before the election even happened.

854 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:14:59am

re: #850 jcm

That's just a Baby Ruth.....

EEEWWWWWWWWWW.

855 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:15:18am

re: #819 MandyManners

Those are priceless.

There goes the necklace. ;D

856 MandyManners  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:15:28am

re: #853 Fat Jolly Penguin

Notice, too, about Change.gov: the initial denial for registering the domain came through on October 21., two weeks before the election even happened.

Cocky bastard.

857 itellu3times  Sat, Dec 20, 2008 9:15:36am

re: #838 jcm

Science to slow global warming.....
Let's stretch water hoses to the sun, that'll work.

My father had a vision of fighting brush fires by having a chain of helicopters holding up a large hose five miles long back to the nearest lake ...