Hmmm, almost free... sound's like my kind of movie...

That's what she said.

Will not let family see this thread.

Gotta go, Lizards - its time for the obligatory Christmas telephone chats with all the family!

Enjoy your Christmas Day, all of you!

Merry Christmas Lizards

Sounds like a deal. What's the shipping? You can get something on Ebay for under a dollar and still pay some thirteen dollars in 'shipping'.

Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered is $14.99. Guess I'll have to wait till Valentines day for that one to be a buck!

re: #5 Outrider

Merry Christmas Lizards

Hey Outrider. Merry Christmas to you and yours'.

re: #8 x-wing

Hey Outrider. Merry Christmas to you and yours'.

to him and his WHAT!?!?!

Santa and Mrs. Claus taking a stroll after a long night.

You did good Santa! Enjoy your time off!

re: #7 sattv4u2

Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered is $14.99. Guess I'll have to wait till Valentines day for that one to be a buck!

Even at a buck it might still be overpriced. I heard the acting was lousy, and there wasn't much of a plot line.

//

Merry Chrstmas Charles and All Lizards, wherever you are!

re: #9 sattv4u2

to him and his WHAT!?!?!

LOL. Doh. (your family)

sattv4u2, like you really need more porno.

/bad sat.

Here's something for a short laugh.

Furry thief grabs Christmas present out of grocery store aisleYour text to link...

re: #10 Racer X

Santa and Mrs. Claus taking a stroll after a long night.

You did good Santa! Enjoy your time off!

Santa, Saturday 3:00 a.m..

re: #15 MandyManners

Santa, Saturday 3:00 a.m..

Bad Mandy... Give yourself a "Whack" for that... ;p

re: #15 MandyManners

Santa, Saturday 3:00 a.m..

Hey, here's my chance. Take this Mandy.

***WHAAACK***

re: #16 doriangrey

Bad Mandy... Give yourself a "Whack" for that... ;p

re: #17 x-wing

Hey, here's my chance. Take this Mandy.

***WHAAACK***

What? Santa can't have a bit of over-indulgence?

re: #16 doriangrey

re: #17 x-wing

ROFLMAO. You two probably have been waiting forever to do something like that.

re: #18 MandyManners

What? Santa can't have a bit of over-indulgence?

Santa is a true Christian Gentleman, though he might indulge, perhaps even more than he should, he would never end up like that... Bad Mandy...

re: #18 MandyManners

What? Santa can't have a bit of over-indulgence?

But it's Santa, over-indulgence is my job.

//

re: #19 BlueCanuck

re: #17 x-wing

ROFLMAO. You two probably have been waiting forever to do something like that.

Mandy is obviously just attempting to get a sound good Christmas spanking... ;p

Charming video about "Christmas Under Fire" in World War II Britain, filmed in 1941 to keep spirits up and intended for US viewers.

How ... things ... have ... changed.

Happy Christmas everyone.

Shipped is free, since you don't get the DVD, just down load it on the net. (video on demand) BTW, some are free with a Netflix membership.

re: #19 BlueCanuck

re: #17 x-wing

ROFLMAO. You two probably have been waiting forever to do something like that.

I'll savor that one. It does feel refreshing. LOL.

//

Man I am glad I didn't have to work today. The road in looks like crap. Probably be worse in the morning though. :-(

re: #20 doriangrey

Santa is a true Christian Gentleman, though he might indulge, perhaps even more than he should, he would never end up like that... Bad Mandy...

re: #21 x-wing

But it's Santa, over-indulgence is my job.

//

Yeah, well. MEA CULPA. Okay? Fine.

*harumph*

[Insert Non-Offensive, Non-Denominational, Politically Correct, Seasonal Holiday Greeting Here]

--or--

Merry Christmas!

Eat hearty, Lizards. We must fatten up for the coming months of icy cold Gorebull Warming.

re: #6 jroberson

Sounds like a deal. What's the shipping? You can get something on Ebay for under a dollar and still pay some thirteen dollars in 'shipping'.

The cost of your internet connection, its Video on Demand.

re: #27 MandyManners

Yeah, well. MEA CULPA. Okay? Fine.

*harumph*

((Mandy)) I still loves you Mandy... ;)

re: #28 Slumbering Behemoth

Merry Christmas, {Sleepy B}!

re: #26 Bubblehead II

Man I am glad I didn't have to work today. The road in looks like crap. Probably be worse in the morning though. :-(

What state, are we looking at? I've seen worse roads.

Gotta' finish up dinner prep. bbl

re: #33 MandyManners

Gotta' finish up dinner prep. bbl

I'm just starting. :(

Can I eat at your place? ;)

re: #15 MandyManners

Dangit Mandy! You told me there was no film in that camera.
/That's the last time I go drinking with you!
//Without checking your camera first, that is.

re: #32 x-wing

That camera is located 1.8 miles north of the Idaho/Nevada State line just before you drop down into Jackpot, Nevada. It will be worse in the morning. Trust me

re: #27 MandyManners

Yeah, well. MEA CULPA. Okay? Fine.

*harumph*

Oh noes. Mandy, I still think you're cute. ;>}

re: #18 MandyManners

What? Santa can't have a bit of over-indulgence?

HE can, but YOU posting such stuff?!?!?!?!? *GASP* *HAR-RUMPF!*

/// :D

עליו רוכבים ומנתרים

Pogo stick.

bbl again

re: #36 Bubblehead II

That camera is located 1.8 miles north of the Idaho/Nevada State line just before you drop down into Jackpot, Nevada. It will be worse in the morning. Trust me

Be careful and just remember that 4wd button on your dash isn't like one of those magic buttons on Speed Racers steering wheel ;>}

re: #31 Sharmuta

Right back atchya! {Sharmy}

re: #39 MandyManners

עליו רוכבים ומנתרי&# x05DD;

Pogo stick.

Huh?

re: #39 MandyManners

HI!

re: #41 x-wing

Be careful and just remember that 4wd button on your dash isn't like one of those magic buttons on Speed Racers steering wheel ;>}

We drive a Honda Civic. It snowed so much last Monday and that thing rides so low to ground that the slush and ice built up in front of the muffler and by the time we got into work, the only thing keeping it on the car was the left side hanger and the exhaust pipe. It had broke the weld and twisted back.

IDOT didn't plow the road until around 10:00 A.M. Bastards

One year for Christmas, a girlfriend of mine and I went to a historic theatre where they were screening A Hard Day's Night. That was a great Christmas- smiled from frame one straight through to the end. So I'm going to take a hint and watch a movie now. I'm going with It's A Wonderful Life.

Factoid: the scene in which Donna Reed and Jimmy Stuart are sharing a phone and fall into a passionate embraced was filmed in one take.

My office buddies bought one of those grocery store Christmas-Dinner-in-a-Box things for the kids and me. Just took the turkey out of the oven ("heat & eat"). Pretty decent taste for a turkey out of a cardboard box...the cornbread stuffing (which came in its own container) looks and smells a little scary, though.

Gonna put the carcass in a stock pot now, for soup.

re: #47 BaseballMom57

It was probably better than this Christmas Dinner.

re: #46 Sharmuta

Factoid: the scene in which Donna Reed and Jimmy Stuart are sharing a phone and fall into a passionate embraced was filmed in one take.

Well, they were cough cough professionals... ;)

re: #45 Bubblehead II

Wow, how much snow did you get.

re: #46 Sharmuta

One year for Christmas, a girlfriend of mine and I went to a historic theatre where they were screening A Hard Day's Night. That was a great Christmas- smiled from frame one straight through to the end. So I'm going to take a hint and watch a movie now. I'm going with It's A Wonderful Life.

Factoid: the scene in which Donna Reed and Jimmy Stuart are sharing a phone and fall into a passionate embraced was filmed in one take.

I watched Mr Smith Goes to Washington last night with the family. The movie hit me just right last night and it will be a Christmas Eve I'll remember. I just kept seeing Soros, 0bama, Soros, Dodd, 0bama, Rezko, Soros... (and I LOVE Jean Arthur in that movie).

interesting when you shine a light on bigotry
[Link: www.topix.net...]
go look at this blog conected to the chicago trib. and see some of the most anti semitic posts that rival what you would find on neo nazi or islamist sites.

re: #45 Bubblehead II

Fenderbergs. One formed in my TR3's wheel well when I was driving down I45 about this time of year in '68 that got big enough it was nearly impossible to turn.

re: #52 yochanan

interesting when you shine a light on bigotry
[Link: www.topix.net...]
go look at this blog conected to the chicago trib. and see some of the most anti semitic posts that rival what you would find on neo nazi or islamist sites.

i am trying to put this up as a link but i can't do it for some reason it wants me to label it as some kind of link and there is no were for me to post that so it will not put it up . could someone help me with this.

re: #50 x-wing

About 4 inches of the WET stuff. It packs up real nice

Looks like the Palestinians/Hamas wili be getting a Holiday greeting.

Israel getting ready

re: #54 yochanan

I went ahead and posted it for you along with the text from your number 54

Non-Kosher Christmas in Trinidad;

"Meh husband gone by he mudda,
I left meh in jam,
Look, meh belly in meh hand,
Neighbour giv meh piece ah ham!"

I love this song.

Yeah, I know I posted it on the last thread.

re: #53 MacGiolaPhadraig

Fenderbergs. I like that. Sounds better than just plain old ice pack

Totally off-topic, but:

Hubby and I have been talking about the economic situation and the fact that we are in a precarious position, both retired, basically a fixed income.
Today I went in to volunteer, as I always do on Thursday, to our local Sheriff's Department, and I was offered a JOB!
Now how kewl is that for a Christmas present!

re: #60 Wishing

Totally off-topic, but:

Hubby and I have been talking about the economic situation and the fact that we are in a precarious position, both retired, basically a fixed income.
Today I went in to volunteer, as I always do on Thursday, to our local Sheriff's Department, and I was offered a JOB!
Now how kewl is that for a Christmas present!

{Wishing}

I truly believe in the power of prayer and that the Lord will provide--we just need to trust. Even if that's not how you see things, I'm delighted to hear of such wonderful, stress-and-anxiety-relieving news!

re: #49 doriangrey

Well, they were cough cough professionals... ;)

{doriengrey}
MWAH!

Merry Christmas, Sweetheart!

re: #56 avanti

Looks like the Palestinians/Hamas wili be getting a Holiday greeting.

Israel getting ready

It's about damn time. Jan. 20 is coming fast.

re: #61 goddessoftheclassroom

{Wishing}

I truly believe in the power of prayer and that the Lord will provide--we just need to trust. Even if that's not how you see things, I'm delighted to hear of such wonderful, stress-and-anxiety-relieving news!

(((Goddess))) The most wonderful and glorious of Merry Christmas' to you and yours cuttie pie...

re: #61 goddessoftheclassroom

{Wishing}

I truly believe in the power of prayer and that the Lord will provide--we just need to trust. Even if that's not how you see things, I'm delighted to hear of such wonderful, stress-and-anxiety-relieving news!

Oh I agree 100%. I told my husband that to NOT accept the offer, in today's economic climate would be tantamount to sin.

re: #62 goddessoftheclassroom

Afternoon goddess.

pssst... You didn't complete your link. ;-)

Got to get back to the kitchen--God bless us, everyone--and thank you all for your friendship here.

re: #66 Bubblehead II

And also a Merry Christmas.

re: #67 goddessoftheclassroom

Got to get back to the kitchen--God bless us, everyone--and thank you all for your friendship here.

Dont burn your finners!
and bon apetit!

re: #66 Bubblehead II

Afternoon goddess.

pssst... You didn't complete your link. ;-)

Oops! thanks!

For doriengery

re: #65 Wishing

Oh I agree 100%. I told my husband that to NOT accept the offer, in today's economic climate would be tantamount to sin.

ROTFLMAO... He's just afraid you'll end up giving him parking tickets... ;P

re: #62 goddessoftheclassroom

{doriengrey}
MWAH!

Merry Christmas, Sweetheart!

{goddess} linky no worky.

I hope you had a wonderful Christmas.

re: #6 jroberson

Sounds like a deal. What's the shipping? You can get something on Ebay for under a dollar and still pay some thirteen dollars in 'shipping'.

"j-rob" -

Ah, yes DESTINATION CHARGE, feels like I'm back in the Automobile Business.

-S-

Chanukah Cowboys

re: #70 goddessoftheclassroom

Oops! thanks!

For doriengery

ROTFLMAO... Thank you sweetie pie...

re: #57 Bubblehead II

thanks ^5

re: #29 FurryOldGuyJeans

Oh. Well, now that's a deal!

OT:
Eartha Kitt has passed away at age 81 of colon cancer. RIP.

re: #63 x-wing

It's about damn time. Jan. 20 is coming fast.

x-wing -

Read the article and laughed - "Abu Mazen Says" - Settlers must go from Hebron. He obviously forgets who was there first. Now, if the Arab Population of Israel would leave to live under the PA - That Might Be A Deal - and a non-Kosher/Halal moment of Flying Pigs.

-S-

re: #78 lawhawk

Notice no one dies of simply old age anymore like they did a few decades ago.

OT:
Eartha Kitt has passed away at age 81 of colon cancer. RIP.

re: #57 Bubblehead II

I went ahead and posted it for you along with the text from your number 54

the youtube link doesn't have anything to do with the story I was talking about what gives?
this is the link
[Link: www.topix.net...]

re: #53 MacGiolaPhadraig

Fenderbergs. One formed in my TR3's wheel well when I was driving down I45 about this time of year in '68 that got big enough it was nearly impossible to turn.

Like the name, but I hate those things. For some reason they offend my sensibilities. I always kick them off any vehicle of mine when I see them forming.

Tonight is the fifth night of Chanukah.
Because of the way the Hebrew calendar is set, the fifth night can never land on the Sabbath, implying a great spiritual darkness.
"This is the potential of the Hanukkah candle -- to illuminate the greatest darkness."
"The Rebbe" Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Pretty quite at LGF when I can post 2 (perhaps now 3) comments in a row.

re: #81 yochanan

Dang. I must have had another link on the clipboard when I posted that. My bad, should have double checked. I have corrected the problem and notified Charles with the report button as well as the report button on this message. Sorry about that. :-(

re: #84 Gavriel

Pretty quite at LGF when I can post 2 (perhaps now 3) comments in a row.

Well it is Christmas so only us hardcore Lizards are posting today...

Charles, could you please remove a bad link that I posted for yochanan? I screwed up and put the wrong URL in.

Thanks.

re: #82 Gavriel

Fenderburgs are incredibly ugly road-dirt-sicles, the exact opposite of the pristine snow fall that is so beautiful.

re: #85 Bubblehead II

no problem
that should be the least of my problems.

re: #86 doriangrey

Well it is Christmas so only us hardcore Lizards are posting today...

I thought it was Chanukah!
(looks at calendar)
It is Chanukah ! ! !

re: #73 Dr. Shalit

"j-rob" -

Ah, yes DESTINATION CHARGE, feels like I'm back in the Automobile Business.

-S-

What no dealer prep?

Charlie Brown Christmas

Christmas Wrapping

Computerized Christmas light display

Fred Claus for 99 cents.

Santa left that DVD under our tree for $29.95.

re: #95 Dustyvet

Computerized Christmas light display

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

*sigh*

And I thought my blinking Christmas lights were kewl. ;)

re: #96 Mr Pancakes

Fred Claus for 99 cents.

Santa left that DVD under our tree for $29.95.

Buy you have the movie, not just the 99 cent download.

re: #56 avanti

Looks like the Palestinians/Hamas wili be getting a Holiday greeting.

Israel getting ready

As they should. No other country in the world would allow 100 rockets to be fired into their own country, yet their message to Israel is always the same tired old catch phrase..."Israel should show restraint" Fuck em all on this day of Peace.

re: #98 avanti

Buy you have the movie, not just the 99 cent download.

You are right...I do... and a very expensive special "Fred Claus" Christmas tree ornament to go with it.

Just testing a little something.

Testing again...

And once again...

Another: