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Hamas Bringing Back Crucifixion

Middle East | Mon, Dec 29, 2008 at 12:24:50 pm PST

In her Jerusalem Post column, Caroline Glick mentions a piece of news we haven’t seen reported elsewhere:

Both Iran and its Hamas proxy in Gaza have been busy this Christmas week showing Christendom just what they think of it. But no one seems to have noticed.

On Tuesday, Hamas legislators marked the Christmas season by passing a Shari’a criminal code for the Palestinian Authority. Among other things, it legalizes crucifixion.

Hamas’s endorsement of nailing enemies of Islam to crosses came at the same time it renewed its jihad.

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1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:25:47pm

Who are we to judge them?

///////////////////

2 pegcity  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:26:14pm

Chances of being reported by the lame stream media, zero

3 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:27:03pm

So they really do sit around discussing "what can we do to make ourselves even more barbaric?".

4 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:27:07pm

Lord have mercy.

5 gander  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:27:21pm

I hear nothing! (Sgt Schultz)

6 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:27:37pm

CAIR had no comment

7 6pat6  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:27:43pm

But, crucifixion is so...christianist, as the Lefties might say.

8 pegcity[deleted]  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:28:04pm
9 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:28:05pm

re: #3 Occasional Reader

So they really do sit around discussing "what can we do to make ourselves even more barbaric?".

Mahmoud: (snapping fingers) Crosses with rockets!

10 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:28:08pm

This should be front-page news around the world.

Instead....

....silence.

My contempt for the MSM ever reaches new lows.

11 Summer  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:28:32pm

The MSM is completely in the tank for Hamas and any other terrorist out there at this point. Watching CNN right now with one of their "advisors" makes me sick. I turned it off.

12 chicagodudewhotrades  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:28:42pm

uh, isn't crucifixion a western/Christian thing? or is this a Islamic concept too?

13 mean Gene  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:28:43pm

You don't suppose Gaza planning on becoming a Sharia state was one of the last straws before Israel said, "enough," do you?

14 baconeatingkaffir  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:28:52pm

"Crucifixion? It's a doddle" -Monty Python Life of Bryan

15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:28:56pm

Wow. I watched one disappear.

16 Diamond Bullet  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:29:00pm

To be honest, I'd be amazed at this point if they could summon the technical wherewithal to even nail the two pieces of wood together. Hamas reminds me of the monkeys in 2001, throwing their own ideological feces at the unknowable obelisk of civilization.

17 pegcity  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:29:15pm

re: #10 zombie

This should be front-page news around the world.

Instead....

....silence.

My contempt for the MSM ever reaches new lows.

and reduce hamas muslim victim status never

18 lawhawk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:29:57pm

So, who's to blame for non Muslims to feel unwelcome in Bethlehem this year? It isn't the Israelis, that's for sure.

It's the genocidal and nihilistic Hamas thugs who want to impose sharia.

19 pegcity  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:30:08pm

re: #16 Diamond Bullet

To be honest, I'd be amazed at this point if they could summon the technical wherewithal to even nail the two pieces of wood together. Hamas reminds me of the monkeys in 2001, throwing their own ideological feces at the unknowable obelisk of civilization.

Genghis Khan definitely had better technology.

Im sure his explosives were more accurate.

20 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:30:10pm

Fairly barbaric, wouldn't you say?

21 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:30:45pm

Let see;

Stoning, check

Defenstration; Check

Hanging; Check

Dropping a WALL on them (Jamal, was that your idea? you nut you!); Check

OK, now what havent we tried yet?

22 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:30:46pm

Fuck Hamas.

23 Noodniklel  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:30:49pm

It's easier for them to go back 700 years than to fast forward 1400 years into the 21st century.

24 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:30:53pm

Should we refer to this as a society? Isn't there a better word?

25 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:30:55pm

"Do not forgive them, Father, for they know perfectly well what they do."

26 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:31:12pm

re: #3 Occasional Reader

So they really do sit around discussing "what can we do to make ourselves even more barbaric?".

Seems that way.

We already know they stone adulterers to death in Iran.

Gee, what primitive, antiquated, grotesque forms of capital punishment can they come up with next? Impaling people on stakes? Throwing people into volcanoes? Tearing their still-beating-hearts out of their chests?

Stay tuned to your nearest Muslim nation.

27 6pat6  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:31:37pm

re: #22 MandyManners

No, thanks, they smell really bad.

28 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:31:44pm

These guys are so modern, stonings , beheadings & now crucifixion.
I got it, Spray the whole place with pigs blood from the air until they quit & promise more if they start again.

29 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:32:14pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades

uh, isn't crucifixion a western/Christian thing? or is this a Islamic concept too?

Crucifixion was a Roman thing. I don't believe it was ever a Christian method of execution.

30 Iron Fist  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:32:19pm

I can't really say what I'm thinking. In the end, I guess it boils down to questioning why we let this vermin continue stealing our precious oxygen. Sooner or later we are going to have to settle this fight. The Palestinians aren't going to fold up and go away. They aren't going to somehow become civilized neighbors that we can live in peace with.

It's kind of hard to co-exist with people who want to kill you, drink your blood, and then piss on your grave.

31 Earick  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:32:35pm

Re. #22
Mandy! You are much to good for them!

32 6pat6  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:32:37pm

Actually, the whole of the ME smells like the most horrific BO you can imagine, plus raw sewage, and cheap-ass perfumes and colognes!

33 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:32:43pm

I don't understand why they don't seem to care about hurting our feelings. I don't want to inauthenticate their narrative or anything but my emotional sphere is being pressed upon.

34 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:32:52pm

re: #26 zombie

Seems that way.

We already know they stone adulterers to death in Iran.

Gee, what primitive, antiquated, grotesque forms of capital punishment can they come up with next? Impaling people on stakes? Throwing people into volcanoes? Tearing their still-beating-hearts out of their chests?

Stay tuned to your nearest Muslim nation.

I'm thinking a trifecta. They hang you by throwing you off a building and then they push the building over on top of you.

35 maddogg  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:32:58pm

Well, just make sure they don't put any jockstraps on their heads....

36 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:33:05pm

re: #32 6pat6

What does BO stand for?

37 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:33:29pm

Ironic that the Vatican issued its standard, lame "condemns all violence by everyone" statement by specifically saying "The terrestrial homeland of Jesus cannot continue to be the witness of such bloodshed which is repeated ad infinitum."

38 Killgore Trout  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:33:31pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades
Quran sez.....

5:33 Those who wage war against God and His Messenger and strive to spread corruption in the land should be punished by death, crucifixion, the amputation of an alternate hand and foot or banishment from the land: a disgrace for them in this world, and then a terrible punishment in the Hereafter,
39 Jonas Parker  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:33:33pm

I wonder if anyone will bring this up to Jimmy Carter and Cynthia McKinney ank ask for their take...

40 6pat6  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:33:50pm

re: #36 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Body Odor. They might bathe twice a year, depending on what part of the ME you are in.

41 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:33:56pm

re: #29 goddessoftheclassroom

Crucifixion was a Roman thing. I don't believe it was ever a Christian method of execution.

Exactly. What proves this is intentional: they PURPOSELY revived a way of killing people that is not even part of their own tradition, specifically because it is the most horrifying thing to Christians. It's no accident.

42 lifeofthemind  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:34:08pm

Give Me That Old Time Religion

43 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:34:38pm

re: #35 maddogg

Well, just make sure they don't put any jockstraps on their heads....

Are you trying to get indicted for war crimes or get the UN Human Rights council to come after you?

44 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:34:45pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades

uh, isn't crucifixion a western/Christian thing? or is this a Islamic concept too?

Well, it was used ON Christians, if that's what you mean.

45 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:34:53pm

re: #40 6pat6

I was wondering how there could be a "horrific Barack Obama".

Nevermind

-Emily Latella mode off.

46 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:34:57pm

"torn apart by Tyrannosaurs" was actually their first choice, but the flood got them all.

47 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:35:00pm

re: #33 Peacekeeper

I don't want to inauthenticate their narrative or anything but my emotional sphere is being pressed upon.

I dig your phraseology!

48 Buck  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:35:14pm

IMO they would never actually do it.

They know the power of Symbols, and this would tear through their support in a way that would be devastating.

49 6pat6  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:35:19pm

re: #45 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I almost went there, but you win!

50 maddogg  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:35:23pm

One more step back and they'll be legalizing head hunting and cannibalism.

51 notutopia  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:35:24pm

No christian organization responses?
None from from the MSM?
Sickening convenient blindness from a pack of biased media dogs...
**spit**

52 Truck Monkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:35:27pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades

uh, isn't crucifixion a western/Christian thing? or is this a Islamic concept too?

There is no original idea in islam.

53 Killgore Trout  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:35:58pm

Poor British cops get no respect from the Islamists....
Yahoo pic

Pro-Palestinian demonstrators set fire to a policeman's hat during a protest near the Israeli embassy in London, in response to the air strikes on Gaza, December 29, 2008.

54 6pat6  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:36:17pm

re: #33 Peacekeeper

That is prose that is indeed humorous, yet daunting and witty, too.

55 Thanos  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:36:26pm

re: #41 zombie

Exactly. What proves this is intentional: they PURPOSELY revived a way of killing people that is not even part of their own tradition, specifically because it is the most horrifying thing to Christians. It's no accident.

.... I also question the timing.

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56 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:36:48pm

re: #28 opnion

These guys are so modern, stonings , beheadings & now crucifixion.
I got it, Spray the whole place with pigs blood from the air until they quit & promise more if they start again.

I've been calling for aerosolized pigs blood for years. No one ever listens to me.

57 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:36:59pm

re: #37 Occasional Reader

Ironic that the Vatican issued its standard, lame "condemns all violence by everyone" statement by specifically saying "The terrestrial homeland of Jesus cannot continue to be the witness of such bloodshed which is repeated ad infinitum."


Yes but in fairness, the last time the Pope said anything remotely non-lame about Islam, some poor nun in Somalia got a bullet in the head.

58 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:37:01pm

re: #42 lifeofthemind

Ok. Put down the YouTubes.

59 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:37:09pm

re: #46 Peacekeeper

"torn apart by Tyrannosaurs" was actually their first choice, but the flood got them all.

Haniyeh: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have Tyrannosaurs with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

60 Outrider  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:37:17pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades

uh, isn't crucifixion a western/Christian thing? or is this a Islamic concept too?

Yup. They are working on the whole "Crusader" type thing also.

Wonder when the first crucifixion execution will occur and how that will be reported?

61 Jonas Parker[deleted]  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:37:47pm
62 buzzdroid  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:38:03pm

"Cruxification? Ah yes. first one on the left.. Next.."

/Life of Brian...

63 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:38:19pm

re: #29 goddessoftheclassroom

Crucifixion was a Roman thing. I don't believe it was ever a Christian method of execution.

Hi, {goddess}!

Thats right - it would have been regarded as blasphemy.
Mind, they had some gruesome alternatives to crucifixion, those medieval Christian kings of Europe ...

64 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:38:23pm

re: #60 Outrider

Yup. They are working on the whole "Crusader" type thing also.

Wonder when the first crucifixion execution will occur and how that will be reported?

Reported? Surely you jest?

65 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:38:23pm

re: #53 Killgore Trout

Poor British cops get no respect from the Islamists....
Yahoo pic

Exhibit Umpty-bizillion of Why UK Cops Need Guns.

66 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:38:34pm

Come on, they were just trying to help the Pali Christians celebrate Christmas.
/sarc

67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:39:13pm
68 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:39:21pm

re: #33 Peacekeeper

I don't understand why they don't seem to care about hurting our feelings. I don't want to inauthenticate their narrative or anything but my emotional sphere is being pressed upon.

Crucifixion really harshes on my mellow.

69 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:40:05pm

re: #56 unrealizedviewpoint

I've been calling for aerosolized pigs blood for years. No one ever listens to me.

What do the fear? What would horrify them? Do it!

70 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:40:08pm

Damn, Stinky's fast. I didn't even have time to downding.

71 mean Gene  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:40:16pm

re: #68 Occasional Reader

Crucifixion really harshes on my mellow.

Pauly?

72 EuskalHerria  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:40:25pm

Kaixo!

Why am I not surprised? This is just the fruits of savage Sharia Law. Muhammad instructed his followers to hate non-Muslims and make Muslim women submit in a humiliating manner. It is no different in any of the other countries governed by this satanic legal system; just examine Saudi Arabia's and Iran's treatment of non-Muslims and Muslim women, the Taliban's treatment of women and non-Muslims in Afghanistan, and so forth. Why any mentally stable person would become a Muslim after learning the true tenets of Islam is beyond me.

Agur!

73 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:40:31pm

re: #59 Occasional Reader

Haniyeh: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have Tyrannosaurs with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Thinking of you...

74 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:40:42pm

re: #66 Kosh's Shadow

Come on, they were just trying to help the Pali Christians celebrate Christmas.
/sarc

Pali Christians would probably be considered enemies of Islam and be given the good old convert or die option.

75 Iron Fist  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:40:48pm

re: #41 zombie

It is certainly no accident. The only question is what depravity will the Mohammedans commit next? Will the bring back burning heretics (and we are all heretics to them) at the stake? Maybe a little flaying? Necklacing people South African style?

They aren't even really particularly original in their depravity. They seem content to go with the golden oldies rather than branch out into really esoteric forms of murder.

76 Spare O'Lake  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:40:51pm

re: #29 goddessoftheclassroom

Crucifixion was a Roman thing. I don't believe it was ever a Christian method of execution.

Crucifixion in the Qur'an
The Qur'an mentions crucifixion several times. In Surah 7:124, Firaun (Arabic for Pharaoh) says that he will crucify his chief wizards. Also, Surah 12:41 mentions Prophet Yusuf (Joseph) saying that the king (the current ruler of the land he was stranded in) would crucify one of his prisoners.

'And the wizards fell down prostrate, crying: "We believe in the Lord of the Worlds, The Lord of Musa and Harun". Firaun said: "Ye believe in Him before I give you leave! Lo! this is the plot that ye have plotted in the city that ye may drive its people hence. But ye shall come to know! Surely I shall have your hands and feet cut off upon alternate sides. Then I shall crucify you every one."' Surah 7:120-124
'O my two fellow-prisoners! As for one of you, he will pour out wine for his lord to drink; and as for the other, he will be crucified so that the birds will eat from his head. Thus is the case judged concerning which ye did inquire.' Surah 12:41
In Surah 5:33, The Qur'an mentions crucifixion as a form of punishment for those who fight Allah and his messenger.

'The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is: execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land: that is their disgrace in this world, and a heavy punishment is theirs in the Hereafter.' Surah 5:33
Because of this verse in the Qur'an crucifixion is still one of the Hadd punishments in the Islamic Republic of Iran (Iran's Islamic Criminal Law, Article 195)[33].

77 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:41:03pm

re: #60 Outrider

Yup. They are working on the whole "Crusader" type thing also.

Never forget that Gaza was once a Crusader kingdom! The Arabs stole it from the Templars, believe it or not.

78 maddogg  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:41:12pm

Dang! Stinky's quick finger hovering shakily over the delete button...

Draw! pardner...

79 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:41:16pm

re: #38 Killgore Trout

Quran sez.....

Phew, thats allright then, they're not re-inventing some cruel punishment, they're just doing as Mo told them to ...
Back to the 7th century - mind, they ought to give up all modern technology immediately, because Mo is surely against all that!

80 Joan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:41:21pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades

uh, isn't crucifixion a western/Christian thing? or is this a Islamic concept too?

Romans. Method of execution designed to terrorize, humiliate, torture and kill with minimum of manpower, expense, reserved for the criminal dregs of conquered populations.

81 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:41:32pm

re: #38 Killgore Trout

Quran sez.....

You're misreading the Quran's, beautiful, um, poetry, and, er, use of metaphor, and... HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

82 notutopia  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:41:47pm

Crucifixion Or 'Crucifiction' In Ancient Egypt?
[Link: www.islamic-awareness.org...]

83 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:41:50pm

re: #75 Iron Fist

It is certainly no accident. The only question is what depravity will the Mohammedans commit next? Will the bring back burning heretics (and we are all heretics to them) at the stake? Maybe a little flaying? Necklacing people South African style?

They aren't even really particularly original in their depravity. They seem content to go with the golden oldies rather than branch out into really esoteric forms of murder.

They cannot be creative even in their destruction.

84 bosforus  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:41:58pm

re: #59 Occasional Reader

Haniyeh: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have Tyrannosaurs with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Drop 1000 raptors in their midst and see how that turns out.

85 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:42:29pm

re: #72 EuskalHerria

Kaixo!

Why am I not surprised? This is just the fruits of savage Sharia Law. Muhammad instructed his followers to hate non-Muslims and make Muslim women submit in a humiliating manner. It is no different in any of the other countries governed by this satanic legal system; just examine Saudi Arabia's and Iran's treatment of non-Muslims and Muslim women, the Taliban's treatment of women and non-Muslims in Afghanistan, and so forth. Why any mentally stable person would become a Muslim after learning the true tenets of Islam is beyond me.

Agur!

Poor self image for a woman, the desire to bully for a man.

86 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:42:30pm

re: #81 Occasional Reader

You're misreading the Quran's, beautiful, um, poetry, and, er, use of metaphor, and... HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

WHERE?

87 lifeofthemind  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:42:45pm

This one is better, please do not let this become an ID thread

88 Bubblehead II  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:42:50pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades

Romans used it quite alot.

89 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:43:00pm

re: #75 Iron Fist

They aren't even really particularly original in their depravity. They seem content to go with the golden oldies rather than branch out into really esoteric forms of murder.


Really isn't this more of a repravity?

90 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:43:17pm

re: #59 Occasional Reader

Haniyeh: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have Tyrannosaurs with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

They had one in "Turok; The Dinosaur Hunter". Was one of the only console games I ever played. Was cool as heck.

91 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:43:18pm

re: #69 opnion

What do the fear? What would horrify them? Do it!

At this point "teaching them real fear" means nothing. Any pity, sympathy or compassion I might have felt for the Palis is gone. The only options I feel that still apply are they make themselves so insignificant and harmless they completey escape any notice or they get squashed like the vermin they are.

92 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:43:37pm

re: #69 opnion

What do the fear? What would horrify them? Do it!

The aerosolized pigs blood need be utilized just prior to tactical application of weaponry as is presently being used. That'll (maybe) horrify them into possible submission. But I doubt it.

93 DEZes  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:43:44pm

re: #81 Occasional Reader

You're misreading the Quran's, beautiful, um, poetry, and, er, use of metaphor, and... HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!


Monitor cleaning please!

94 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:43:45pm

re: #67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Always look on the bright side of life...

Absolutely!

95 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:43:57pm

re: #72 EuskalHerria

Are you Basque?

96 bosforus  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:45:27pm
Hamas Bringing Back Crucifixion

Did they even see the video in the last thread?! Israel's dropping pin point accurate bombs on their weapons stashes and these throwbacks are using 2000 year old execution techniques. Sometimes I wonder how these people are even a threat.

97 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:45:36pm

re: #73 Peacekeeper

Thinking of you...

Later, when this (or another) becomes a gun thread, we shall be discussing the relative virtues of Crimson Trace vs. Lasermax guide rods vs. Surefire/Streamlight rail-mounted lasers. Mark your agenda.

99 mean Gene  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:46:16pm

re: #75 Iron Fist

They aren't even really particularly original in their depravity. They seem content to go with the golden oldies rather than branch out into really esoteric forms of murder.


I don't know.....
The early Muslims didn't have tall buildings but some imams say they homosexuals should be thrown off semi-tall buildings so they writhe in pain as they slowly die after the fall.
AND, early Muslims didn't have construction cranes but they quickly figured out that if you raise a person in a noose at the very slowest speed they suffocate painfully and more slowly than a quick fall from a horse under a tree or a trapdoor would do.

100 Joan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:46:43pm

re: #48 Buck

IMO they would never actually do it.

They know the power of Symbols, and this would tear through their support in a way that would be devastating.

They don't care. They're mad with lust and pride and delusion.

Do you think our fifth column, our intellectual luminaries, will be moved by this? They are like a photographic negative in the way they mirror our enemy.

101 albusteve  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:46:43pm

re: #96 bosforus

Did they even see the video in the last thread?! Israel's dropping pin point accurate bombs on their weapons stashes and these throwbacks are using 2000 year old execution techniques. Sometimes I wonder how these people are even a threat.

I dont think they will for long...they are rapidly becoming obsolete I hear

102 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:46:52pm

re: #37 Occasional Reader

Ironic that the Vatican issued its standard, lame "condemns all violence by everyone" statement by specifically saying "The terrestrial homeland of Jesus cannot continue to be the witness of such bloodshed which is repeated ad infinitum."

OR. You know the Vatican says that for each and every conflict that occurs around the globe. Political parties mouthing pc gibberish is lame. Catholicism is consistent in its denunciation of all violence.

103 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:46:57pm

re: #96 bosforus

Did they even see the video in the last thread?! Israel's dropping pin point accurate bombs on their weapons stashes and these throwbacks are using 2000 year old execution techniques. Sometimes I wonder how these people are even a threat.

The Palestinians aren't much of a threat. It's their western enablers and defenders that are the threat.

104 buzzdroid  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:47:04pm

Israeli PR machine is going into overdrive...

you can even follow the Israeli Consulate in New York on Twitter

[Link: twitter.com...]

you can also follow David Saranga , who is Israeli's PR guru in New York city...

[Link: twitter.com...]

105 maddogg  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:47:13pm

re: #97 Occasional Reader

Later, when this (or another) becomes a gun thread, we shall be discussing the relative virtues of Crimson Trace vs. Lasermax guide rods vs. Surefire/Streamlight rail-mounted lasers. Mark your agenda.

Can't become a gun thread for another 1000 years or so. We're talking bout Sharia.

106 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:47:33pm
107 bulwrk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:47:46pm

The civilized world looks back to ancient Rome and for its art architecture and literature and islam,well not so much.

108 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:47:49pm

Speaking of torture, our poor friend Holger will be cutting and pasting Israel's greatest hits from this war for a month.

But somehow I think he will be able to bear the ordeal....

109 Joan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:47:54pm

re: #83 MandyManners

They cannot be creative even in their destruction.

Blinding.

It's already happening, they will soon take to publicly gouging out eyes, so that the last sight before one's execution will be the murder of a beloved or sacred person.

110 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:48:10pm

We should return the favor to Iran.

111 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:48:12pm

re: #98 zombie

Excellent bit of scholarship!

112 Outrider  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:48:56pm

re: #77 zombie

Never forget that Gaza was once a Crusader kingdom! The Arabs stole it from the Templars, believe it or not.

used to be a large Crusader fortress there, Saladin tried to take it.

113 Jonas Parker  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:49:20pm

re: #106 faraway

Iran signing up volunteers to kill Israelis

They can find volunteers that can sign their own names?

114 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:49:28pm

What more can we expect from a society that has SIXTY YEAR OLD REFUGEE CAMPS!
Backwards is as backwards does..............

115 Joan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:49:39pm

re: #102 experiencedtraveller

OR. You know the Vatican says that for each and every conflict that occurs around the globe. Political parties mouthing pc gibberish is lame. Catholicism is consistent in its denunciation of all violence.

Every country that has a Christian population, even a small minority, holds a hostage to be used against "The Vatican"

And, again, how many divisions has the Pope? All must be done by persuasion, influence, admonition.

116 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:49:43pm

re: #92 unrealizedviewpoint

The aerosolized pigs blood need be utilized just prior to tactical application of weaponry as is presently being used. That'll (maybe) horrify them into possible submission. But I doubt it.

They are at heart a primitive superstitious people. Use it against them.
10th century King of Ireland, Brian Boru knew that he Danish Vikings feared the Valkyries coming to take them to Valhalla. Before a Major battle he had some troops simulate the Valkyries on horse back. The Danes broke & were routed. There is a lesson.

117 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:49:53pm

re: #105 maddogg

Can't become a gun thread for another 1000 years or so. We're talking bout Sharia.

All it takes is some knucklehead mentioning that he just bought the new Smith&Wesson such and such, in 9mm because the 40 caliber is way over rated.

118 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:50:00pm

re: #75 Iron Fist

They aren't even really particularly original in their depravity. They seem content to go with the golden oldies rather than branch out into really esoteric forms of murder.

Hey, give them "credit"; the attempt to spike suicide bomb shrapnel with AIDS-infected blood so as to infect victims was pretty original. Pali "creativity" at its finest.

/spit

119 maddogg  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:50:48pm

re: #117 Peacekeeper

All it takes is some knucklehead mentioning that he just bought the new Smith&Wesson such and such, in 9mm because the 40 caliber is way over rated.

Overrated, or overpriced?

120 dhg4  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:50:58pm

This is especially ironic given Ahmadinejad's seasons' greetings:

"If Christ were on earth today, undoubtedly He would hoist the banner of justice and love for humanity to oppose warmongers, occupiers, terrorists and bullies the world over," Ahmadinejad said, according to the text.

No objection to crucifiers though.

121 lifeofthemind  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:03pm

re: #58 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ok. Put down the YouTubes.

Was it really that bad?

122 notutopia  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:04pm

re: #106 faraway

Iran signing up volunteers to kill Israelis

Iran has dispatched its first plane load of aid, including medicine, to Gaza on Sunday. The second cargo is on the verge of being dispatched," Qashqavi told reporters on Monday. "The first aircraft arrived in Egypt last night."

So Egypt will assist....

123 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:20pm

re: #107 bulwrk

The civilized world looks back to ancient Rome and for its art architecture and literature and islam,well not so much.

Actually, academia is more and more becoming focused on Islamic architecture, because, y'know, it pisses off The Man.

Literature -- not so much, except modern memoirs.

124 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:21pm

Facts on napkins not a Guru make.

125 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:26pm

re: #109 Joan

Blinding.

It's already happening, they will soon take to publicly gouging out eyes, so that the last sight before one's execution will be the murder of a beloved or sacred person.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

126 mean Gene  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:29pm

Hamas is now threatening to assassinate Israeli leaders as the bombing of the Gaza Strip entered a third day and armoured forces were deployed along the borders of the Palestinian territory. Senior Hamas official Fatah Hamad warned that the militant group would assassinate Defence Minister Ehud Barak, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni and other leaders if the attacks continued.
Kind of hard to do from hiding, though.

127 Shr_Nfr  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:47pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades

Its in the Koran as an appropriate thing to do to enemies of Islam.

Koran 5:33
The Punishment for those who oppose Allah and his messenger is : Execution or Crucifixion or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides or exile from the land

128 jorline  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:49pm

Makes perfect sense coming from the Palestinian Authority.

They come at Christians with hammers, nails and rocks.

Christians come at them with fighter jets, tanks and latest technological weapons.

Go figure...

129 freedomnut  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:56pm

I maintain that these animals WILL execute somebody by crucifiction, and soon: the victim will be a Zionist spy.

130 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:56pm

re: #117 Peacekeeper

All it takes is some knucklehead mentioning that he just bought the new Smith&Wesson such and such, in 9mm because the 40 caliber is way over rated.

My reaction.

Anyway, we now return you to your regularly-scheduled thread.

131 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:51:57pm

re: #119 maddogg

Overrated, or overpriced?

I think that the .45 has 'em both beat...

132 Opinionated  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:53:07pm

Something tells me that they are not a cocky today as when they passed these laws a few days ago.

133 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:53:24pm

re: #98 zombie

A bit of history about the Templars controlling Gaza during the Second Crusade.

Nice one - good find, good read, thanks, zombie.

134 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:53:27pm

re: #126 mean Gene

Hamas is now threatening to assassinate Israeli leaders as the bombing of the Gaza Strip entered a third day and armoured forces were deployed along the borders of the Palestinian territory. Senior Hamas official Fatah Hamad warned that the militant group would assassinate Defence Minister Ehud Barak, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni and other leaders if the attacks continued.
Kind of hard to do from hiding, though.

Yeah, and I guess this marks a huge change from Hamas' previous policy regarding Israeli political leaders.

/

135 apb1  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:53:45pm

re: #131 Peacekeeper

What's the work on the .50 revolver?

136 Iron Fist  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:54:01pm

re: #89 Peacekeeper

Sick. It made me smile, but still...

137 maddogg  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:54:10pm

re: #131 Peacekeeper

I think that the .45 has 'em both beat...

No doubt ballistically, but at the cost of carrying a large frame autoloader, with it's inherent bulk and weight.

138 apb1  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:54:21pm

re: #131 Peacekeeper

Try this again (fat fingered it)

What's the word on the .50 revolver?

139 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:54:32pm

My sense of it (Hamas Bringing Back Crucifixion) is that the Hamas simply does not care what others think. Browbeating, Letters of Protest and outcries of denunciation mean nothing to them and their syncopates.

The extremely limited actions taken by the IDF do mean something. Unfortunately, it would appear that civilization must meet these $%^&* at their level.

140 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:54:35pm

Nahal Oz hit.

141 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:54:43pm

For the record:
.45 is better than 9mm
NY is better than LA
beer is better than wine
wine is better than wine coolers
Red Sox kick ass!

142 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:55:03pm

Ay Caramba, here comes the gun thread!

143 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:55:52pm

re: #26 zombie

Seems that way.

We already know they stone adulterers to death in Iran.

Gee, what primitive, antiquated, grotesque forms of capital punishment can they come up with next? Impaling people on stakes? Throwing people into volcanoes? Tearing their still-beating-hearts out of their chests?

Stay tuned to your nearest Muslim nation.

The whole Gaza strip can be looked at as a Colonial Williamsburg of barbarism.

144 nyc redneck  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:55:54pm

they sure don't give a shite how the civilized world views them.
if they start crucifying people we need to put them out of their misery, quick.
they are not fit to live.

145 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:56:04pm

re: #140 Ben Hur

Nahal Oz hit.

With what? Kassam?
Casualties?

146 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:56:17pm

re: #138 apb1

Try this again (fat fingered it)

What's the word on the .50 revolver?

After you run out of ammo you can use the cylinder as a wine rack.

147 Outrider  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:56:32pm

re: #142 zombie

Ay Caramba, here comes the gun thread!

so, all we are waiting for is the ubiquitous boob post to make the thread complete? ;-)>

148 Opinionated  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:56:39pm

re: #139 Conservative in Liberal Hands

My sense of it (Hamas Bringing Back Crucifixion) is that the Hamas simply does not care what others think.

It's the other way around.

These sub species of Arabs are been cuddled by a World who pat them on the head no matter what they say or do that they feel felt invincible.

149 notutopia  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:56:43pm

re: #146 Peacekeeper

After you run out of ammo you can use the cylinder as a wine rack.

HAhahaaa!

150 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:56:55pm

re: #116 opnion

They are at heart a primitive superstitious people. Use it against them.
10th century King of Ireland, Brian Boru knew that he Danish Vikings feared the Valkyries coming to take them to Valhalla. Before a Major battle he had some troops simulate the Valkyries on horse back. The Danes broke & were routed. There is a lesson.

Trust the Irish to come up with something like that!

151 apb1  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:56:57pm

re: #146 Peacekeeper

Thanks! I spit out my tea!

152 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:57:00pm

re: #138 apb1

Try this again (fat fingered it)

What's the word on the .50 revolver?

Useful for taking down crack houses run by Velociraptors.

153 albusteve  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:57:09pm

re: #144 nyc redneck

they sure don't give a shite how the civilized world views them.
if they start crucifying people we need to put them out of their misery, quick.
they are not fit to live.

I'm under the impression that's exactly what the IDF is doing right now...if they have something else in mind it will nearly all for nothing...imo

154 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:57:20pm

re: #126 mean Gene

Hamas is now threatening to assassinate Israeli leaders as the bombing of the Gaza Strip entered a third day and armoured forces were deployed along the borders of the Palestinian territory. Senior Hamas official Fatah Hamad warned that the militant group would assassinate Defence Minister Ehud Barak, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni and other leaders if the attacks continued.
Kind of hard to do from hiding, though.

If the Israelis decided to do the samething to Hamas, I have no doubt the Hamas leadership would be wiped out long before anyone got close to an Israeli leader.

A few Hamas leaders need to be found dead under mysterious circumstances.

155 CynicalConservative  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:57:31pm

re: #145 Occasional Reader

With what? Kassam?
Casualties?

Linky

156 Super-ego  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:57:45pm
Hamas’s endorsement of nailing enemies of Islam to crosses...

I would like to know who the "enemies of Islam" are? Is it those who oppose Sharia Law, Islamic radicals, or non-believers, etc?

It's beginning to look like there are no friends of Islam unless one converts.

Nevermind, it's crystal clear.

157 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:57:52pm

re: #121 lifeofthemind

heh

158 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:58:26pm

re: #116 opnion

They are at heart a primitive superstitious people. Use it against them.
10th century King of Ireland, Brian Boru knew that he Danish Vikings feared the Valkyries coming to take them to Valhalla. Before a Major battle he had some troops simulate the Valkyries on horse back. The Danes broke & were routed. There is a lesson.

Time to break out the penis-shrinking spells.

159 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:58:29pm

re: #120 dhg4

This is especially ironic given Ahmadinejad's seasons' greetings:

No objection to crucifiers though.

Heh.
He's a muslim - he's no bully, he only tells you to convert or else.
Straightforward, that is!

160 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:58:30pm

re: #139 Conservative in Liberal Hands

My sense of it (Hamas Bringing Back Crucifixion) is that the Hamas simply does not care what others think. Browbeating, Letters of Protest and outcries of denunciation mean nothing to them and their syncopates.

The extremely limited actions taken by the IDF do mean something. Unfortunately, it would appear that civilization must meet these $%^&* at their level.

Yeah, I think that they do care in a sense what others think. Terrorists by definition seek to terrify. In Christiandom , crucifixion holds a paricularly terrible significance.

161 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:58:33pm

re: #147 Outrider

so, all we are waiting for is the ubiquitous boob post to make the thread complete? ;-)>

Why must the thread themes be symbolic phalluses but real mammaries?

Why not the reverse: threads about penises, and domed buildings?

162 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:58:33pm

re: #132 Opinionated

Something tells me that they are not a cocky today as when they passed these laws a few days ago.

If history is any predictor soon again they may be as cocky.
:(

163 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:59:10pm

re: #161 zombie

Happy New Year Zombie!

164 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:59:38pm

re: #145 Occasional Reader

With what? Kassam?
Casualties?

Grad, I think.

Two in critical condition (or whichever one is the one before death).
One dead.

165 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:59:41pm

re: #131 Peacekeeper

Sorry to both of you. I cannot - under stress - hit the broad side of a barn with a hand gun. However, with a shotgun, (that had a shoulder stock) my accuracy and effectiveness goes WAY up!

I respectfully submit to you and maddogg that to each their own. and further a 12 gauge in many - but admittedly not all - aspects is superior.

166 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:59:51pm

re: #158 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Time to break out the penis-shrinking spells.

Ah, here we go!

Hey, look at that delicious domed temple!

167 Opinionated  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:59:55pm

re: #162 unrealizedviewpoint

If history is any predictor soon again they may be as cocky.
:(

You've got a point

168 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 12:59:56pm

re: #152 Occasional Reader

Useful for taking down crack houses run by Velociraptors.

That sounds like an awesome video game! Jurassic Crack!

169 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:00:03pm

re: #161 zombie

Why must the thread themes be symbolic phalluses but real mammaries?

Why not the reverse: threads about penises, and domed buildings?

Like this?

The buildings must be cold!

170 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:00:19pm

re: #158 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Time to break out the penis-shrinking spells.

Cynthia McKinney is already on her way there!

171 wolfie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:00:47pm

re: #161 zombie

That's a Capitol idea!

172 Shr_Nfr  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:00:49pm

re: #82 notutopia

The ancient Egyptians were more into impalement. In my forages into the time prior to the Ptolemies, I know of no reference to crucifixion. Their standard execution of grave robbers was to take them out into a nice hot area and play bug and pin with them. Not a nice way to go.

173 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:00:49pm

There was a funny joke on a British TV show once. Guy was suicide prone. Said he even tried crucifying himself, but couldn't find a way to get that last nail in.

174 SurferDoc  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:00:53pm

re: #161 zombie

Why must the thread themes be symbolic phalluses but real mammaries?

Why not the reverse: threads about penises, and domed buildings?

Reasonable, yes. Fun, no.

175 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:01:00pm

re: #169 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Like this?

The buildings must be cold!

Everywhere I go, something reminds me of her...
/Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun

176 notutopia  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:01:05pm

re: #166 zombie

Ah, here we go!

Hey, look at that delicious domed temple!

Toooo Funny Zombie!
Stop! my jaw is starting to hurt from laughing!

177 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:01:12pm

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

178 jorline  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:01:26pm

re: #166 zombie

Ah, here we go!

Hey, look at that delicious domed temple!

lol...Paint the dome gold and they can mount the temple.

179 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:01:35pm

re: #164 Ben Hur

Grad, I think.

Two in critical condition (or whichever one is the one before death).
One dead.

This will be CNN Breaking News any minute now, right?
/

180 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:01:49pm

re: #144 nyc redneck

they sure don't give a shite how the civilized world views them.
if they start crucifying people we need to put them out of their misery, quick.
they are not fit to live.

As the civilised world is populated by a huge and ever increasing number of moonbats, LLL and jew-haters, they don't really need to care.
A good chunk of said civilised world is sure to applaud them, even if its just for their quaint, old-fashioned habits.

181 HoosierHoops  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:03pm

re: #152 Occasional Reader

Useful for taking down crack houses run by Velociraptors.


Never mess with a gansta rapper raptor that has a big gun and bad attitude.

182 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:04pm

re: #148 Opinionated

It's the other way around.

My point is that they don't "give a damn!". Sickening, IMHO.

183 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:27pm

re: #163 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Happy New Year Zombie!

Yes, today is the first day of 1430!

(Seriously.)

This is one of those rare moments when the Islamic calendar coincides with our own.

Even a stopped culture is right once a century.

184 dhg4  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:40pm

re: #126 mean Gene

Hamas is now threatening to assassinate Israeli leaders as the bombing of the Gaza Strip entered a third day and armoured forces were deployed along the borders of the Palestinian territory. Senior Hamas official Fatah Hamad warned that the militant group would assassinate Defence Minister Ehud Barak, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni and other leaders if the attacks continued.
Kind of hard to do from hiding, though.

And they're also threatening to start suicide bombings again, something they haven't done in a few years. They may not be able to do either but the claims make good copy so the MSM will pick these up. Somehow, even though they can't make good on these threats, they don't get counted as "losses" or signs of their impotence.

185 BlueCanuck  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:42pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

So what type of juice, and what does he have against it?

186 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:43pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....


Excuse me!

You can't just waltz in here after MONTHS of being AWOL, and post!

187 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:47pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Doesn't he realize that O.J. was framed?!

188 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:51pm

re: #138 apb1

Try this again (fat fingered it)

What's the word on the .50 revolver?

Eagle .50 will do the job very nicely. Hand Cannon. Removie your pinkies .. take the whole bloody hand off .. but the recoil is a bummer.

189 nyc redneck[deleted]  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:02:56pm
190 FrogMarch  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:08pm

Leftists the world over still adore the death cult dark ages freaks. It's tre chic.

191 bulwrk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:11pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Maybe he means OJ.

192 lawhawk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:27pm

re: #114 IslandLibertarian

What more can we expect from a society that has SIXTY YEAR OLD REFUGEE CAMPS!
Backwards is as backwards does..............

Thanks to the UN, which has a full fledged interest in maintaining that status quo as it is a jobs program for the UN, rather than admitting the obvious that they are not refugees. They are Gazans living in Gaza. Period. They aren't going to replace Israelis living in Israel, though the UN and the Palestinian terrorists will do their worst.

193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:35pm

re: #183 zombie

Wow. I'm so much smarter than I think. So Islam is kind of like "Brigadoon", they just don't sleep for the hundred year breaks?

194 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:36pm

re: #150 yma o hyd

Trust the Irish to come up with something like that!

Right & it worked. Israel should exploit their weaknesses. Terrorize them.
Let them know that there will be no paeradise with Allah & no reward of virgins.

195 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:38pm

re: #186 Ben Hur

Excuse me!

You can't just waltz in here after MONTHS of being AWOL, and post!


I've been so busy between work and my book, I've been MIA.

196 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:43pm

re: #154 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

If the Israelis decided to do the samething to Hamas, I have no doubt the Hamas leadership would be wiped out long before anyone got close to an Israeli leader.

A few Hamas leaders need to be found dead under mysterious circumstances.

I hope Mossad s working on this, seeing that the circumstances have changed so much in the last three days!

197 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:46pm

re: #173 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

There was a funny joke on a British TV show once. Guy was suicide prone. Said he even tried crucifying himself, but couldn't find a way to get that last nail in.

From Red Dwarf; "I tried working at a suicide prevention hot line one afternoon. I had three people I talked to commit suicide and one of those was a wrong number."

198 Iron Fist  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:47pm

re: #117 Peacekeeper

The first problem is that he is dealing with Smith and Wesson. I'm still mad at them for their voluntary agreement with the Clinton Administration. Besides, they are awful damn pricey for what you are getting. But all guns have gone way up in price over the last twenty years or so. They may have out-performed the Stock Market, especially with the recent sell-off.

And .40s are over-rated. Either a .45 or a 9mm can perform as well. If you want capacity, then buy a high-cap .45. If recoil is bothering you, get a 9mm. A .40 is just an unnecessary round.

Then there is the new .500 Smith and Wesson Magnum...

199 notutopia  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:03:48pm

re: #172 Shr_Nfr

The ancient Egyptians were more into impalement. In my forages into the time prior to the Ptolemies, I know of no reference to crucifixion. Their standard execution of grave robbers was to take them out into a nice hot area and play bug and pin with them. Not a nice way to go.

Human sun dried jerky...

200 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:15pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Recommended to Charles!

Funny and horrifying, simultaneously. Which is the best kind of photo.

201 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:17pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

That has to go on Engrish FAIL!

202 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:19pm

re: #185 BlueCanuck

So what type of juice, and what does he have against it?


Maybe juice from concentrate? Or juice blends?

203 Killgore Trout  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:24pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Heh.

204 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:27pm

re: #195 NoSubmission

I've been so busy between work and my book, I've been MIA.

When can we expect a copy?

205 doppelganglander  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:28pm

Since they seem so fond of the good old days of the 7th century, why not let them go full immersion? Block cell phone signals, prevent all satellite communications, take away television, and shut off the electricity. They can practice real, authentic Islam to their heart's delight.

206 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:39pm

re: #114 IslandLibertarian

What more can we expect from a society that has SIXTY YEAR OLD REFUGEE CAMPS!
Backwards is as backwards does..............

Which are described as such ("refugee camp"), uncritically, by the MSM.

207 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:43pm

re: #183 zombie

Even a stopped culture is right once a century.

rotating nomination

208 lawhawk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:47pm

re: #145 Occasional Reader

With what? Kassam?
Casualties?



One killed by mortar attacks
.

209 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:48pm

re: #179 Occasional Reader

This will be CNN Breaking News any minute now, right?
/

OMG! Obama gives the Shaka and eats SPAM sushi!

He's sooo dreamy....

210 lifeofthemind  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:04:54pm

re: #97 Occasional Reader

Later, when this (or another) becomes a gun thread, we shall be discussing the relative virtues of Crimson Trace vs. Lasermax guide rods vs. Surefire/Streamlight rail-mounted lasers. Mark your agenda.

And they're off!
Going out the gate it's H&K with S&W on his heels and slow but steady on the rail is Colt 911, wait now there is a tangle at the turn as overpriced ammo and do it yourself kits distract everyone's attention but they have it straitened out and they are coming down the stretch but OH No a cloud of dust and ID fouls the track.

211 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:05:26pm

re: #194 opnion

Right & it worked. Israel should exploit their weaknesses. Terrorize them.
Let them know that there will be no paeradise with Allah & no reward of virgins.

Legend has it that Gen. Pershing knew how to do that with the Moro rebels.

212 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:05:39pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Caption contest!?

213 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:06:08pm

re: #204 Ben Hur

When can we expect a copy?


as soon as I get a book deal!

214 dreaboi  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:06:23pm

Charles: I believe this is Caroline's source for that column, in case you want to know. [Link: www.jpost.com...]

215 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:06:55pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Omigawd - that should have come with a 'put-drink-down-before-viewing' warning!

Un-effen-believable!
Best yet!

216 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:07:06pm

There is a movie on YeTube with someone playing with a .60 gun. But I wouldnt recommend that to anyone who wants to actually survive a gunfight. The kickback on that little toy can wound you more than it does damage to the other person. Sure the other person will have a great big hole. But you'll be three feet further back with the gun protruding from your gut.

217 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:07:13pm

re: #200 zombie

Recommended to Charles!

Funny and horrifying, simultaneously. Which is the best kind of photo.


It is too good. I doubt he was kidding. Methinks he's just as dumb as a rock.

218 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:07:36pm

re: #213 NoSubmission

NoSub! miss seeing you around. Once of these day's I'll disappear for three months, come back and make up some bullshit answer why I was gone.

But, I'm afraid that people will say, "What? You were gone?"

219 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:07:37pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

And note that someone helpfully scribbled in "Zionist", no doubt explaining to Idiot Sign Holder "don't forget the taqqiya, bro."

220 subsailor68  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:07:45pm

re: #181 HoosierHoops

Never mess with a gansta rapper raptor that has a big gun and bad attitude.

An old friend was at an indoor range a few years ago, and a group of gang bangers came in with their pistols. They were all about that side hand crap they saw on TV and blasted away at their targets - about 10 yds or so. Not a single hit. Moved 'em up to 5 yds, blasted away (one guy with the damn pistol upside down). Not a single hit.

Brought the targets up to just about where you could reach out and touch them, blasted away (side hand, upside down, you name it), and barely got any hits at all.

My friend says he decided not to tell them what they were doing wrong.

221 hous bin pharteen  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:07:54pm

Seeing how much The (comminist) One supports those people that like killing Jews (the muslims and the Socialist Russians) I have got to ask for you guys knowledge. In my younger, willder days, I was trained by the gobment to kill people and break things. But due to my bad medical condition I have not been able to see what is available for home land security. I used to have a Russian made SKS when their were M15s, AKM, and even Uzi's available at the local gun store. What is available now? I was thinking about the scoped M14. (if i recall again, they were known as the M24 or M21. I forget witch) Semi auto is fine. With that, you can reach and touch someone, if needed.

222 Joan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:07:57pm

re: #144 nyc redneck

they sure don't give a shite how the civilized world views them.
if they start crucifying people we need to put them out of their misery, quick.
they are not fit to live.

We need to unite in order to respond. We can't unite. The End.

223 HoosierHoops  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:08:01pm

re: #202 NoSubmission

Maybe juice from concentrate? Or juice blends?


perhaps deep seated issues of Pulp in the juice.

224 Jonas Parker  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:08:04pm

re: #212 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My late father had it right. "The stupidest people in the world fighting the smartest people in the world."

225 doppelganglander  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:08:06pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

I love it! What's his stance on scrambled eggs and toast?

226 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:08:21pm

re: #212 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Caption contest!?


Do you think the guy next to him was saying...'Listen, achmed, it's not spelled.. j.u.i.c.e...'

227 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:08:42pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

New York Yahoodi = Big Apple Juice !

228 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:00pm

BIG JUICE IS RIPPING US OFF!

229 Spare O'Lake  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:01pm

re: #189 nyc redneck

they are such fcking scum.
crucifixion was used to terrorize and control.
it is such a truly barbaric cruel thing to do.
and they are wondering why no on wants to come to their aid?
they aren't human. that's why.

Iran wants to come to their aid BECAUSE they are inhuman.

230 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:05pm

Ace's comment:


This is actually progress. They're boldly moving into the zeroth century, the conservative hard-liners and luddite sentimentalists be damned. Give 'em a couple thousand years and they'll be okay.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

231 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:06pm

re: #213 NoSubmission

as soon as I get a book deal!

Hey, could you email the original hi-res version of that #177 photo, and I can spruce it up a little, and maybe convince Charles to make a thread out of it!

A little sharpening would do it a world of good.

232 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:08pm

Hello lizards....I heard on the radio that Israel has been kicking a lot of Hamas booty today. Any updates?

233 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:16pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Opportunities to quote Adam Sandler do not happen often here.

"OJ Simpson? Not a Jew!"

234 Killgore Trout  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:21pm

I see this guy showed up....
Islamic Thinkers Society

235 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:23pm

re: #206 Occasional Reader

Which are described as such ("refugee camp"), uncritically, by the MSM.

By that logic, South Boston should be considered an Irish "refugee camp" until that whole potato famine thing clears up.

236 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:24pm

re: #225 doppelganglander

I love it! What's his stance on scrambled eggs and toast?


Behead those who insult French Toast?

237 jaunte  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:24pm

re: #212 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Caption contest!?

New Yorkers Still Pissed At OJ's Light Sentence.

238 Iron Fist  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:32pm

re: #135 apb1

I saw one of those for sale over the weekend. They are fucking huge. If you can carry it concealed you don't need the gun. You've already got your own Zip Code. It is a massive weapon, even with a short barrel. I would imagine that the recoil is awful.

The one I saw was "used", but almost brand new. You could just tell that someone had bouthgt it, and then shot it, and said Goddamn! when they did and decided that they didn't need that in their arsenal after all.

What do you do with it? Hunt trucks?

239 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:09:43pm

re: #217 NoSubmission

It is too good. I doubt he was kidding. Methinks he's just as dumb as a rock.

Send the original!

240 bulwrk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:10:15pm

re: #228 Peacekeeper

Knew that was coming.

241 bosforus  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:10:27pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Man, he really doesn't like OJ, does he?

242 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:10:34pm

Why did the Hamas terrorist stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

243 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:10:53pm

re: #231 zombie

Hey, could you email the original hi-res version of that #177 photo, and I can spruce it up a little, and maybe convince Charles to make a thread out of it!

A little sharpening would do it a world of good.


A friend of mine took the photo, not me. I WISH!

The link I posted is from her slideshow.

244 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:11:07pm

re: #205 doppelganglander

Since they seem so fond of the good old days of the 7th century, why not let them go full immersion? Block cell phone signals, prevent all satellite communications, take away television, and shut off the electricity. They can practice real, authentic Islam to their heart's delight.

Exactly!
Why is it not possible to block or a least disrupt all telecommunications between Gaza and the outside world?

Taking all the other modern toys away from all muslims will be the next step.

245 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:11:16pm

re: #238 Iron Fist

What do you do with it? Hunt trucks?

Only practical use of it I've seen recommended is as a backup weapon for big, angry game hunting (e.g. bears).

246 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:11:34pm

re: #242 faraway

Why did the Hamas terrorist stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

Here about the guy who made a million in Gaza selling cheerios?

He sold them as donut seeds.

247 HoosierHoops  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:11:44pm

re: #220 subsailor68

That's funnier than crap..You have to admit a banger holding up his pants with one hand..a crooked ball cap on, shooting a pistol sideways looks pretty cool.
/

248 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:12:04pm

re: #234 Killgore Trout

I see this guy showed up....
Islamic Thinkers Society

Ah the Islamic Thinkers. Kind of like the Giant Dwarfs, no?

249 jorline  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:12:14pm

[Link: www.breitbart.tv...]

CAIR's full of shit, demands and empty rhetoric about "our country".

250 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:12:21pm

re: #243 NoSubmission

A friend of mine took the photo, not me. I WISH!

The link I posted is from her slideshow.

Well, get her to send the original photo to me (or you)! Seriously! The sooner the better. You have a classic on your hands.

251 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:12:34pm

re: #208 lawhawk


One killed by mortar attacks
.

And these were indeed innocent civilians!

252 maddogg  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:12:35pm

re: #165 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Sorry to both of you. I cannot - under stress - hit the broad side of a barn with a hand gun. However, with a shotgun, (that had a shoulder stock) my accuracy and effectiveness goes WAY up!

I respectfully submit to you and maddogg that to each their own. and further a 12 gauge in many - but admittedly not all - aspects is superior.

Well hell. If your gonna go that direction, I advocate a mountain howitzer. What it lacks in compactness, it makes up for in effectiveness.

253 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:12:42pm

re: #239 zombie

Send the original!


I just emailed my friend for the original.

254 zombie  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:12:54pm

re: #253 NoSubmission

I just emailed my friend for the original.

Thanks!

255 bulwrk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:13:04pm

Prune juice I can see but all juice come on.

256 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:13:19pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Apple , orange, all jucies!

257 Jonas Parker  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:13:21pm

re: #238 Iron Fist

You owe me a new keyboard. Mine just sank in a mouthful of iced tea...

258 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:13:30pm

BEHEAD THOSE JUICE WHO INSULT ISLAM!

259 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:13:40pm

re: #238 Iron Fist

The last word in cannons goes to the whole new Metal Storm range. Since the metal storm stuff works on an electrical as opposed to a mechanical mechanism, it means that the reliability of the shot goes up and the recoil aint so bad. But its too new to be fully implemented. There are some great YouTube videos that show what its all about. Massive firepower with almost no reload wait time.

This stuff can truly kick ass.

260 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:08pm

re: #255 bulwrk

Prune juice I can see but all juice come on.

Pulp is haraam.

261 Iron Fist  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:25pm

re: #205 doppelganglander

We were content to let the Taliban live in their marvolous Islamic nation even when they were butchering people and destroying irreplacible historical artifacts. They'd still be at it, except thay allowed their country to be used as a staging ground for an attack on us.

I'll probably always believe that we should have hit them harder after that. We should have sent a message to the whole world about what it cost to be the enemy of America.

262 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:30pm

re: #218 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

NoSub! miss seeing you around. Once of these day's I'll disappear for three months, come back and make up some bullshit answer why I was gone.

But, I'm afraid that people will say, "What? You were gone?"

I've been lurking lately and not posting so much. Nice that I've been noticed! :)

263 subsailor68  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:42pm

re: #247 HoosierHoops

That's funnier than crap..You have to admit a banger holding up his pants with one hand..a crooked ball cap on, shooting a pistol sideways looks pretty cool.
/

Oh yeah. I really wish I'd been there...he said it was about the lamest thing he'd ever seen. Made a mental note that if he ever got into a situation with them, he'd just make sure he was directly in front of them.

264 Racer X  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:43pm

Death To All Zionist Juice!

- rotating title nomination

265 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:45pm

re: #256 opnion

Apple , orange, all jucies!

Orange COUNTY juices.

266 jwb7605  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:46pm

re: #198 Iron Fist

The first problem is that he is dealing with Smith and Wesson. I'm still mad at them for their voluntary agreement with the Clinton Administration. Besides, they are awful damn pricey for what you are getting. But all guns have gone way up in price over the last twenty years or so. They may have out-performed the Stock Market, especially with the recent sell-off.

And .40s are over-rated. Either a .45 or a 9mm can perform as well. If you want capacity, then buy a high-cap .45. If recoil is bothering you, get a 9mm. A .40 is just an unnecessary round.

Then there is the new .500 Smith and Wesson Magnum...

Is that like the .44 Magnum on steroids?
The .44 Magnum don't need no steroids!

267 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:52pm

re: #258 Peacekeeper

BEHEAD THOSE JUICE WHO INSULT ISLAM!

Uh....hello! Crucifixion thread. Sheesh!

268 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:14:58pm

re: #211 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Legend has it that Gen. Pershing knew how to do that with the Moro rebels.

Yeah pershing didn't screw around. Problem solved.

269 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:15:22pm

re: #255 bulwrk

Prune juice I can see but all juice come on.

You may have hit on something. Maybe Islamists are chronically constipated? This would explain A LOT.

270 Throbert McGee  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:16:10pm

re: #56 unrealizedviewpoint

I've been calling for aerosolized pigs blood for years. No one ever listens to me.

Because it's a completely fucking stupid idea, that's why, and non-stupid people should stop perpetuating it.

Look, SUPPOSE for the sake of argument that the first group of jihadis given the pig-blood treatment really were reduced to sniveling submission (as you assume they'd be) because they feared that dying while covered with liquefied haram would be a one-way ticket to Hell. Well, fine -- that's a few dozen or hundred Islamic fanatics defeated and captured with minimal effort on our part.

But what happens when word of this gets out? I'll tell you what happens: jihad-preaching imams the world over issue fatwas reassuring the Islamic hordes that "martyrs" whose bodies are tainted by pork-bombs still go straight to Paradise, pigs' blood notwithstanding. And thus if the infidels want to waste all that perfectly good pigs' blood re-enacting the prom scene from Carrie on a grand scale, it shouldn't deter jihadis one bit from their divine mission.

So what's your plan THEN, genius?

Sheesh.

271 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:16:15pm

re: #268 opnion

Yeah pershing didn't screw around. Problem solved.

'cept it's a myth, of course. (The whole "bullets dripped in pig's blood" thing.)

272 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:16:19pm

Maybe he just got tired of people wheezing the juice?

(EXTREME PAULY SHORE PRESENCE: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)

273 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:16:23pm

re: #269 Occasional Reader

You may have hit on something. Maybe Islamists are chronically constipated? This would explain A LOT.

They should mix some vodka with the prune juice. I call it a piledriver.

274 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:16:59pm

re: #267 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Uh....hello! Crucifixion thread. Sheesh!

Oh cmon .. whats the latest in crucifiction technology?

The stainless steel reusable stake? Reusable and enviro friendly?

Meh.

275 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:17:06pm

It's funny because that was an old joke in Hebrew School.

There are all different types of Jews.

Grape Juice.
Orange Juice.
Lemon Juice.

You get the picture.

276 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:17:19pm

re: #271 Occasional Reader

'cept it's a myth, of course. (The whole "bullets dripped in pig's blood" thing.)


Yes but it is a cherished myth. In all its versions.

277 jorline  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:17:30pm

Your text to link...

Moonbats of London.

278 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:17:39pm

re: #235 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

By that logic, South Boston should be considered an Irish "refugee camp" until that whole potato famine thing clears up.

Well, Tony Blair did apologize to the Irish for all that potato famine thingie, a few years back.

Btw, as he's the ME peacemaker, officially, since he laid down his Premiership - has anybody heard anything from him about all this?
No?
Me neither ...

279 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:17:52pm

re: #242 faraway

Why did the Hamas terrorist stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

Excellent! And surprisingly topical! (Because he also wanted to kill all the juice, of course.)

280 lifeofthemind  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:17:54pm

Juice corrupts, only Rain Water and Grain Alcohol will keep us pure and protect our precious bodily fluids

281 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:17:58pm

Here's the photo/video report on the 'death to all juice' rally yesterday.

[Link: thesilentmajority.wordpress.com...]

282 Jonas Parker  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:18:43pm

re: #270 Throbert McGee

Aerosolized pigs' shit!

283 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:19:29pm

re: #237 jaunte

New Yorkers Still Pissed At OJ's Light Sentence.


Bloomberg Campaign to Reduce Sodium Intake Backfires!

284 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:19:45pm

Irony: Mahmoud went to Hell and now he's bacon.

285 Joan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:20:01pm

Can't wait to hear the Bill Maher take on this--the man who defines schadenfreud.

286 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:20:05pm
287 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:20:25pm

re: #279 Occasional Reader

Excellent! And surprisingly topical! (Because he also wanted to kill all the juice, of course.)

surprisingly tropical...

288 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:20:26pm

Black Jack Pershing kept American soldiers strictly under an American flag in WWI. The Brits and the French were insisting on using our manpower to reinforce their divisions piecemeal.

289 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:20:28pm

re: #266 jwb7605

Is that like the .44 Magnum on steroids?
The .44 Magnum don't need no steroids!

It all depends on whether you just want to make a hole or you want to kill a person. The preferred weapon of assassins is actually a 0.22 borer tip simply because it bounces around and does a heck of a lot of damage before it exits. Most hand cannons 0.38 and up are designed for the other side of things where you may have motion or a crowd working towards you. Because it stops them dead in their tracks. Literally.

290 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:20:31pm

re: #271 Occasional Reader

'cept it's a myth, of course. (The whole "bullets dripped in pig's blood" thing.)

I don't think so. I have read several accounts of it. I believe it was actually pork grease though.

291 bulwrk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:21:00pm

V-8 Juice does mix vegetables together without regard to gender.

292 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:21:01pm

re: #287 Peacekeeper

surprisingly tropical...

Oh boy, I can see that every pun possible is going to be squeezed out of this one.

293 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:21:15pm

re: #287 Peacekeeper

surprisingly tropical...

That minute of laughter really maid my day.

294 nyc redneck  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:21:19pm

re: #281 NoSubmission

hey {NoSubmission}
how are you? did you get the CD?

295 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:21:31pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

It took me a moment to figure out he wasn't talking about O.J..

296 Guy_Philly  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:21:53pm

Can we bring back Crusader Rabbit?

297 Hard Right  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:22:10pm

re: #247 HoosierHoops

That's funnier than crap..You have to admit a banger holding up his pants with one hand..a crooked ball cap on, shooting a pistol sideways looks pretty cool.
/

Carlos Mencia had a funny comment on it.

298 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:22:11pm

re: #292 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Oh boy, I can see that every pun possible is going to be squeezed out of this one.

We should DOLE them out accordingly though.

299 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:22:33pm

Ok .. so now we have a collection of Juice

New York = Big Apple Juice
Orange County = Orange Juice
Hawaii = Tropical Juice

which only leaves florida

Mango?

300 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:22:39pm

re: #292 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Oh boy, I can see that every pun possible is going to be squeezed out of this one.

Our Islamist poster boy no doubt believes that all of al-Andalus is rightfully Muslim land, including Valencia.

301 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:22:42pm

Barbarians

302 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:22:53pm

re: #292 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Oh boy, I can see that every pun possible is going to be squeezed out of this one.

They'll beat you to a pulp.

303 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:23:23pm

re: #298 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

We should DOLE them out accordingly though.

We're mixing apples & oranges here.

304 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:23:31pm

re: #296 Guy_Philly

Can we bring back Crusader Rabbit?

Grandads gone to the great bunny pie in the sky.

305 ajackson  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:23:39pm

Did a search for 'hamas' and 'crucifixion' in Google News. As predicted ZERO mentions in the main stream media. Doesn't fit the narrative.

306 Hard Right  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:23:54pm

re: #289 Buster Bunny

It all depends on whether you just want to make a hole or you want to kill a person. The preferred weapon of assassins is actually a 0.22 borer tip simply because it bounces around and does a heck of a lot of damage before it exits. Most hand cannons 0.38 and up are designed for the other side of things where you may have motion or a crowd working towards you. Because it stops them dead in their tracks. Literally.

I would argue a silenced 9mm or .45 is the weapon of choice. The .22 tends to be used where concealability is the foremost requirement.

307 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:23:54pm

re: #294 nyc redneck

hey {NoSubmission}
how are you? did you get the CD?


Hiya, NYCREDNECK! Yes, I did. THanks very much. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

308 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:23:57pm

Israel had considered burying the remains of suicide bombers in pig blood.

But then they worried what the Palis would do with dead IDF soldiers.

Like it could get worse than dancing around with bloody hands full of human entrails like that scene with Thulsa Doom in Conan.

Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

309 mikalm  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:24:12pm

re: #303 opnion

We're mixing apples & oranges here.

Orange you getting a little confused?

310 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:24:20pm

re: #290 opnion

I don't think so. I have read several accounts of it. I believe it was actually pork grease though.

Which was probably used to pack the rounds for storage anyway. The Indian Mutiny of 1857 began because of a rumor that the British were using pork grease for that purpose (or tallow, for the Hindus). Of course, the British were using neither.

311 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:24:22pm

re: #303 opnion

We're mixing apples & oranges here.

Before I start I am thinking I should just peel away from this.

312 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:24:29pm

re: #280 lifeofthemind

Juice corrupts, only Rain Water and Grain Alcohol will keep us pure and protect our precious bodily fluids

Can you call for Wing Operation Plan R on the Eye-Ranians?

313 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:24:35pm

re: #303 opnion

We're mixing apples & oranges here.

or cherry picking comments.

314 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:24:52pm

177 needs more dings y'all!

315 A.W.  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:24:55pm

Mmm...

I seem to remember that when the passion of the christ came out, that palestinians claimed that they were like Jesus being crucified.

Just sayin'.

Now let's see if the new president has the brains, moral compass and testicular fortitude to figure out that these guys are the bad guys.

I have my prediction and a patriotic hope that I am wrong. sigh.

I am probably going to say that alot in the next 4 years. "Sigh."

316 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:25:04pm

re: #270 Throbert McGee

Because it's a completely fucking stupid idea, that's why, and non-stupid people should stop perpetuating it.

Look, SUPPOSE for the sake of argument that the first group of jihadis given the pig-blood treatment really were reduced to sniveling submission (as you assume they'd be) because they feared that dying while covered with liquefied haram would be a one-way ticket to Hell. Well, fine -- that's a few dozen or hundred Islamic fanatics defeated and captured with minimal effort on our part.

But what happens when word of this gets out? I'll tell you what happens: jihad-preaching imams the world over issue fatwas reassuring the Islamic hordes that "martyrs" whose bodies are tainted by pork-bombs still go straight to Paradise, pigs' blood notwithstanding. And thus if the infidels want to waste all that perfectly good pigs' blood re-enacting the prom scene from Carrie on a grand scale, it shouldn't deter jihadis one bit from their divine mission.

So what's your plan THEN, genius?

Sheesh.

Are you capable of having a discussion (making suggestions) without screaming and attacking? WTF? I don't even want a response.

317 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:25:16pm

An orange and a carrot walking down the street.

Out of nowhere a car came and hit the carrot, so the orange rushed him to the hospital.

Eventually the doctor came into the waiting room and he told the orange, "I’ve got good news and bad news."

The orange asked for the good news first, and so the doctor replied, "Well your friend is going to live, but he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life!"

318 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:25:34pm

re: #305 ajackson

Did a search for 'hamas' and 'crucifixion' in Google News. As predicted ZERO mentions in the main stream media. Doesn't fit the narrative.

CHANGE the narrative.

319 NoSubmission  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:25:47pm

re: #314 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

177 needs more dings y'all!


I'm getting dinged? whoot!

320 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:25:48pm

re: #310 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Which was probably used to pack the rounds for storage anyway.

Eh? You sure about that? Packing ammo in grease seems like a spectacularly bad idea.

321 doppelganglander  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:26:42pm

re: #244 yma o hyd

Exactly!
Why is it not possible to block or a least disrupt all telecommunications between Gaza and the outside world?

Taking all the other modern toys away from all muslims will be the next step.

If you tried to prevent the sale or transfer of weapons or communication devices, they would immediately whine to the U.N. that all those big boxes with Russian and Farsi labels contain nothing but powdered milk and penicillin.

322 Amer-I-Can  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:26:44pm

I suppose we could send them a few wood working tools.... F18s can cut down trees, right?

323 Hard Right  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:26:49pm

re: #320 Occasional Reader

Eh? You sure about that? Packing ammo in grease seems like a spectacularly bad idea.

Well, if the cartrisges are properly sealed cosmoline shouldn't hurt them.

324 SurferDoc  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:26:51pm

Orange y'all ashamed?

325 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:27:11pm

re: #290 opnion

I don't think so. I have read several accounts of it. I believe it was actually pork grease though.

It was - or rather, the rumour of it.
Indian Mutiny, 1857

326 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:27:33pm

re: #292 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Oh boy, I can see that every pun possible is going to be squeezed out of this one.

It has a certain a-peel...

327 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:27:36pm

Hamas is now in quite a pickle.

328 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:27:38pm

re: #320 Occasional Reader

Eh? You sure about that? Packing ammo in grease seems like a spectacularly bad idea.

In 1857 it was common practice, though by the time of the Moro Wars, that had probably changed.

329 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:27:39pm

re: #293 Occasional Reader

That minute of laughter really maid my day.

Better than pulp fiction.

330 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:27:53pm

re: #321 doppelganglander

If you tried to prevent the sale or transfer of weapons or communication devices, they would immediately whine to the U.N. that all those big boxes with Russian and Farsi labels contain nothing but powdered milk and penicillin.

White powder in boxes with Farsi labels?

Guaranteed its not milk.

331 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:28:12pm

re: #321 doppelganglander

If you tried to prevent the sale or transfer of weapons or communication devices, they would immediately whine to the U.N. that all those big boxes with Russian and Farsi labels contain nothing but powdered milk and penicillin.

And that they are completely out of batteries for hearing aids...

332 BBev  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:28:23pm

re: #295 MandyManners

It took me a moment to figure out he wasn't talking about O.J..

I know I just got here but what the hell is wrong with Juice? What are they going to protest to next?

333 nyc redneck  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:28:27pm

re: #307 NoSubmission

Hiya, NYCREDNECK! Yes, I did. THanks very much. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

i did.
now, i'm looking forward to the challenges of the new year.
(i haven't looked at the cd but i think it's good.)

334 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:28:30pm

You guys are getting a little too fruity for me.

335 jaunte  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:28:43pm

re: #320 Occasional Reader

The problem was with the paper Enfield musket cartridge:

The infamous cartridge difficulties combined religious sensibilities with technological change. For years the EIC had relied on a simple but inaccurate smooth bore musket. It was decided to introduce a more accurate muzzle loading Enfield Rifled Musket. One way to speed up the loading process was the introduction of a paper cartridge with the bullet sitting on the exact quantity of powder needed. The loader was required to bite open this paper cartridge to expose the powder. The original cartridges were made in Britain and had been covered in tallow to help protect the cartridge from the elements. Unfortunately the tallow had been made from a beef and pork fat. To the British users of these cartridges, this made no big deal. Hindu and Muslim users were horrified at the defiling fat.


[Link: www.britishempire.co.uk...]

336 SummerSong  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:28:47pm

Dec 29 - (reuters) Israel has allowed trucks loaded with supplies to enter Gaza but a UN official says not enough is being done to prevent a humanitarian crisis.

So, as Israel fights back at Hamas in Gaza, they must also simultaneously prevent a crisis in Gaza?

STFU and STFD U.N.

337 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:28:55pm

re: #323 Hard Right

Well, if the cartrisges are properly sealed cosmoline shouldn't hurt them.


Petroleum products and solvents can get into the primer cup and deactivate them.

338 Occasional Reader  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:29:09pm

Off to return a few ill-fitting or otherwise ill-considered Christmas gifts.

339 jwb7605  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:29:09pm

re: #334 faraway

You guys are getting a little too fruity for me.

Plum ridiculous.

340 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:29:18pm

re: #311 Oh no...Sand People!

Before I start I am thinking I should just peel away from this.

A peach of an idea.

341 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:29:21pm

re: #326 goddessoftheclassroom

It has a certain a-peel...

Even you Goddess? Even you?

/

342 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:29:23pm

re: #326 goddessoftheclassroom

It has a certain a-peel...

Bet no one can run anything pasteurize.

343 doppelganglander  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:29:40pm

re: #296 Guy_Philly

Can we bring back Crusader Rabbit?

When the new local high school opened, I wanted to nominate the Crusaders as the mascot. No one else seemed to think it was a good idea.

344 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:29:40pm

re: #327 faraway

Hamas is now in quite a pickle.

Since a cucumber is technically a fruit, I'll allow that. But watch yourself - another borderline pun will land you in the punitentiary.

345 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:29:53pm

re: #332 BBev

I know I just got here but what the hell is wrong with Juice? What are they going to protest to next?

Look at the photo again. Let it sink in.

346 Hard Right  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:30:31pm

re: #337 Peacekeeper

Petroleum products and solvents can get into the primer cup and deactivate them.

Yes, however the Russians use a sealer around the the bullet and primer which should protect them.
Note: I missed where it was the paper cartridges they were discussing.

347 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:30:48pm

re: #326 goddessoftheclassroom

re: #342 MandyManners

Orange you two a pear!

348 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:31:01pm

Heres the question of the hour.

Whats happened to the Iranian 1000 tonnes of humanitarian aid that was coming Gaza's way?

Last load they were sending that was THAT big .. was packed with radioactive sand. No news on what happened to that. Any ideas?

349 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:31:03pm

re: #332 BBev

I know I just got here but what the hell is wrong with Juice? What are they going to protest to next?

Beleive me...O.J. was guilty then as he is now.

/Which he is.

350 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:31:05pm

re: #336 SummerSong

Dec 29 - (reuters) Israel has allowed trucks loaded with supplies to enter Gaza but a UN official says not enough is being done to prevent a humanitarian crisis.

So, as Israel fights back at Hamas in Gaza, they must also simultaneously prevent a crisis in Gaza?

STFU and STFD U.N.

If Hamas wishes to avert a humanitarian crisis, they must immeadiately surrender.

Keep looping until Hamas is dead and gone.

351 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:31:19pm

Germany Blames Hamas for Gaza Violence

An Israeli army aircraft has struck the home belonging to a prominent Hamas official as Tel Aviv extends its 'all-out war' against the Gaza Strip.

It was not immediately clear whether Maher Zakut, the commander of Hamas's rocket-firing resistance forces, was in the house at the time, Jerusalem Post reported.

The strike also triggered several massive blasts in close proximity to the senior activist's house.

Bet that wasn't gas for his lawnmower.

352 bulwrk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:31:19pm

re: #347 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

They're limeless

353 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:31:39pm

re: #321 doppelganglander

If you tried to prevent the sale or transfer of weapons or communication devices, they would immediately whine to the U.N. that all those big boxes with Russian and Farsi labels contain nothing but powdered milk and penicillin.

There must be some technical way of scrambing those radio signals.
The Soviets did it all the time, to Radio Liberty and to the BBC.
Telephone wires can be cut.
They can keep their useless toys, to play with - but all and any signlas need to be cut or severely scrambled.
Should be feasible, certainly for the Israelis.

354 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:31:41pm

re: #340 opnion

A peach of an idea.

Where's the lady with the fruit cup?

355 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:31:48pm

re: #341 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Even you Goddess? Even you?

/

I try to be pithy...

356 Hard Right  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:32:09pm

re: #344 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Since a cucumber is technically a fruit, I'll allow that. But watch yourself - another borderline pun will land you in the punitentiary.

What a seedy pun

357 albusteve  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:32:11pm

re: #336 SummerSong

Dec 29 - (reuters) Israel has allowed trucks loaded with supplies to enter Gaza but a UN official says not enough is being done to prevent a humanitarian crisis.

So, as Israel fights back at Hamas in Gaza, they must also simultaneously prevent a crisis in Gaza?

STFU and STFD U.N.

there is no rational reason for the Israelis to acknowledge or respond to the UN...the UN is their enemy...something simply has to change and ignoring the UN and the EU and the WH is a good place to start

358 Irish Rose  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:32:15pm

re: #41 zombie

Exactly. What proves this is intentional: they PURPOSELY revived a way of killing people that is not even part of their own tradition, specifically because it is the most horrifying thing to Christians. It's no accident.

Bingo.

359 wiffersnapper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:32:22pm

Another brilliant show by the religion of peace

360 lostlakehiker  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:32:31pm

re: #12 chicagodudewhotrades

uh, isn't crucifixion a western/Christian thing? or is this a Islamic concept too?

Crucifixion, as part of the punishments criminal law can mete out, is a Roman thing. It's the Roman Empire's version of drawing and quartering. But who are we to call that barbaric? These punishments were invented in our very own cultural tradition.

They're just learning from us. In a thousand years, maybe, they'll catch up to where we were when we realized that such punishments were icky and excessive. Plain old firing squads suffice to kill a man who needs killing, and do it with a modicum of dignity. Wanton cruelty doesn't deter: a man who is willing to die for his cause isn't going to much care how messy his end is. Dead is dead. Wanton cruelty serves only to degrade the people who mete it out. Reveling in cruelty is a weakness as well as a sin. It diminishes that necessary and prudent respect for the enemy without which complacency must set in.

They have a lot to learn.

361 Son of the Black Dog  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:32:34pm

re: #314 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

177 needs more dings y'all!

And I proudly applied the first ding! Now up to 23.

362 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:32:34pm

re: #352 bulwrk

Strawberry Lips
and blueberry eyes
to make me feel sub-lime

363 Buster Bunny  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:32:46pm

re: #354 unrealizedviewpoint

Where's the lady with the fruit cup?

Fruit cup never comes on demand.

You just pray and there cometh the fruitcup

---------------------> over there.

364 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:33:50pm

Whoops...wrong headline.

Israel pounds senior Hamas official's home

This is the right link for the Germany story...

Germany Blames Hamas for Gaza Violence

365 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:33:55pm

Death to the Jujubes

366 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:34:12pm

re: #357 albusteve

there is no rational reason for the Israelis to acknowledge or respond to the UN...the UN is their our enemy...something simply has to change and ignoring the UN and the EU and the WH is a good place to start

/fixed

367 Guy_Philly  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:34:55pm

re: #304 Buster Bunny

Grandads gone to the great bunny pie in the sky.

So sorry to hear that Buster. I bet he had some great war stories to tell ya! Hare's to the ole rabbit!

368 invictus1  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:35:08pm

re: #351 NJDhockeyfan

The strike also triggered several massive blasts in close proximity to the senior activist's house.

'Activist'? Yeah, I'm sure all activists fire rockets in their spare time...

369 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:35:18pm

re: #336 SummerSong

Dec 29 - (reuters) Israel has allowed trucks loaded with supplies to enter Gaza but a UN official says not enough is being done to prevent a humanitarian crisis.

So, as Israel fights back at Hamas in Gaza, they must also simultaneously prevent a crisis in Gaza?

STFU and STFD U.N.

The expression 'humanitarian crisis' has become utterly devalued.
You only have to see who uses it, against whom.

Was there a 'humanitarian crisis' in Zimbabwe?
No, just a bit of cholera ...
Did the UN do anything about it?
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?

370 Thanos  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:35:40pm

If you look close you can see (zionist) in small print. We get what he really means.

371 BBev  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:35:42pm

re: #345 MandyManners

Look at the photo again. Let it sink in.

OK maybe I'm a little slow today but does it have anything to do with the guy behind the other guy kind of thing?

372 Peacekeeper  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:35:46pm

re: #338 Occasional Reader

Off to return a few ill-fitting or otherwise ill-considered Christmas gifts.

King Thong?

373 debutaunt  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:35:53pm

"Pennsylvania family stunned after finding man living in attic." Obama's uncle?

374 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:36:22pm

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

375 yochanan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:36:35pm

re: #53 Killgore Trout

it could have been even worse the cop could still have been in it.

376 faraway  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:37:09pm

re: #373 debutaunt

"Pennsylvania family stunned after finding man living in attic." Obama's uncle?

That's what the man said after being discovered.

"Well, Ill be Obama's Uncle"

377 rawmuse  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:37:14pm

Crucifixion is, of course, the slowest and most humiliating way to die.
But, they know that.

378 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:37:24pm

Got my wife an exercise ball today. Before I am sent to the doghouse, her old one has a leak, and she wants a new one.

Am I in trouble? Or should I just take it back and pretend I never did it.

Women only.

379 Hard Right  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:37:43pm

re: #377 rawmuse

Crucifixion is, of course, the slowest and most humiliating way to die.
But, they know that.

I thought Dancing With the Stars was?
///

380 Opinionated  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:38:04pm

re: #348 Buster Bunny

Heres the question of the hour.

Whats happened to the Iranian 1000 tonnes of humanitarian aid that was coming Gaza's way?

It was targeted by several of Israel's sorties.

Your idea of humanitarian aid is different then what Iran means by humanitarian aid.

381 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:38:43pm

Iranian group recruits volunteers to fight Israel

TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — A group of influential conservative Iranian clerics launched an online registration drive on Monday seeking volunteers to fight against Israel in response to its air assault on the Gaza Strip. About 3,550 people registered Monday with the Combatant Clergy Society's Web site. The weeklong online campaign gives volunteers three options on ways they can fight Israel: military, financial and propaganda.

The group, which has considerable political and economic power in Iran, did not provide further details on the program including how it would contact the volunteers or implement the program.

382 elrushbuni  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:39:29pm

This may be HAMAS TV but don't forget that the elected party of HAMAS is what is popular majority amongst Muslims / Palestineans. This is NOW.

[Link: israelmatzav.blogspot.com...]

Video: Hamas television celebrates Israeli deaths

383 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:39:32pm

re: #378 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Got my wife an exercise ball today. Before I am sent to the doghouse, her old one has a leak, and she wants a new one.

Am I in trouble? Or should I just take it back and pretend I never did it.

Women only.

As long as you don't say "maybe now you'll stop asking me if your jeans make you fat" when you give it to her, you should be fine.

384 MandyManners  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:39:34pm

re: #371 BBev

OK maybe I'm a little slow today but does it have anything to do with the guy behind the other guy kind of thing?

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.

385 Guy_Philly  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:39:49pm

re: #343 doppelganglander

When the new local high school opened, I wanted to nominate the Crusaders as the mascot. No one else seemed to think it was a good idea.

Ya should suggest that in central-western PA. You'd get a lot more support. They cling to guns and religion and are ready to put both to good use!

386 alegrias  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:39:59pm

Have you already discussed Bill Roggio's fears Israel is making the same mistake as two years ago?

from today's weeklystandard.com blog:

Israel Repeating Failed Hezbollah-Lebanon Strategy In Gaza?

After the expiration of a "truce" with Hamas, terror groups in Gaza pounded the Israeli south with rocket attacks. The Israeli government has responded forcefully, with waves of air strikes targeting Hamas's security infrastructure. More than 280 Palestinians, mostly Hamas members, have been killed in strikes on more than 100 security compounds. Hamas's security chief and several other senior leaders were killed in the attacks.

Hamas has vowed to attack Israel with suicide bombers and other means. More than 80 rockets have been launched into the Negev despite the Israeli air offensive.

Within 24 hours of the assault, Israel already appears to be over relying on air power and avoiding the more difficult task of conducting a ground assault. Per Reuters:


Israeli military affairs commentators said the Israeli offensive did not appear to be aimed at retaking the Gaza Strip or destroying the territory's Hamas government -- ambitious goals that could prove difficult and politically risky to achieve ahead of Israel's February 10 parliamentary election.

Instead, they said, Israel -- after an air bombardment on Saturday -- wanted to strengthen its deterrence power and force Hamas into a new truce that would lead to a long-term halt to cross-border rocket salvoes.


Israel essentially followed the same failed strategy in Lebanon against Hezbollah in the summer of 2006. After two soldiers were captured by Hezbollah forces in a cross-border raid into northern Israel, the Olmert government launched an air campaign, convinced it could degrade and destroy Hezbollah's rockets in Beirut and the South, take out Hezbollah's leadership, and force them to release the soldiers.

The Israeli offensive is widely recognized as a strategic failure. Israel was always constrained by time; they could not indefinitely conduct operations inside Lebanon without serious international implications. The Olmert government's failure to act quickly and decisively allowed Hezbollah to maintain the initiative.

Hezbollah launched thousands of rockets into northern Israel, despite a blanket of air cover by the Israeli Air Force. The Israeli Defense Forces cautiously entered southern Lebanon only after it became apparent that the air campaign could only achieve limited results, and by then it was too late as the operation was winding down. The Israeli military never meaningfully pursued Hezbollah's infrastructure in the Bekaa Valley.

The Israeli-Hezbollah War left Hezbollah standing, stronger than ever. They stood up to Israel as no Arab regime has, and survived. Within two years, Hezbollah has become a part of the Lebanese government.

The Olmert government faces tough choices. There is little support for the reoccupation of Gaza, which is the only way Israel can ensure the rocket attacks will cease. The government cannot countenance the continuous rocket and mortar attacks against Israeli civilians in the South. But one thing is clear: If the Olmert government fails to act decisively against Hamas in Gaza, it should expect results similar to those obtained in Lebanon.

Posted by Bill Roggio

387 lostlakehiker  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:40:23pm

re: #380 Opinionated


It was targeted by several of Israel's sorties.

Your idea of humanitarian aid is different then what Iran means by humanitarian aid.

The Iranians are working on the capability to send several kilotons of humanitarian aid in just one compact little package, air delivery.

388 albusteve  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:40:36pm

re: #380 Opinionated

It was targeted by several of Israel's sorties.

Your idea of humanitarian aid is different then what Iran means by humanitarian aid.

no freight of any type from Iran or Lebanon or Syria should be allowed anywhere Gaza...if there is I question the Israelis judgement...it's a fucking war

389 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:41:30pm

re: #364 NJDhockeyfan

Well well well - doesn't that sound familiar: Germany's Angela Merkel blames Hamas and tells Israel to avoid killing civilians ...

Methinks the Israeli ambassadors have had long talks with the various heads of state.

Its the foreign secretaries who seem not to have been included in those briefings and who haven't got that song sheet: Rice, our Miliband, Kouchner the French guy ...

390 BBev  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:41:59pm

re: #384 MandyManners

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.

Oh wow and I thought my spelling was bad. They must have gone to school here in the North East.:-/

391 BlueCanuck  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:42:00pm

re: #378 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

you should be safe if 1.) she had one already 2.) she used the old one regularly and 3.) she needed a new one.

/any other reasons will have you in the doghouse and on the couch.

392 right_wing2  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:42:49pm

re: #343 doppelganglander

When the new local high school opened, I wanted to nominate the Crusaders as the mascot. No one else seemed to think it was a good idea.

If you'd suggested the 'Poor Suffering Palestinians', it'd have been chosen with no complaints. Mascot: An innocent child being beaten by a hook-nosed JOOOOOO

///

393 albusteve  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:43:48pm

re: #386 alegrias

not at all what I want to hear...if Hamas isnt destroyed literally I hardly see the point....might as well go home now

394 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:44:03pm

re: #389 yma o hyd

Well well well - doesn't that sound familiar: Germany's Angela Merkel blames Hamas and tells Israel to avoid killing civilians ...

Methinks the Israeli ambassadors have had long talks with the various heads of state.

Its the foreign secretaries who seem not to have been included in those briefings and who haven't got that song sheet: Rice, our Miliband, Kouchner the French guy ...

Foreign secretaries have almost always been at odds with their respective heads of state. I just finished a book about the 1944 Warsaw Uprising & Churchill's Foreign Office was working against him (he supported the Rising & wanted to send whatever assistance possible to the Poles). They're careerists who really do look upon their bosses as the hired help.

395 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:44:17pm

re: #378 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Got my wife an exercise ball today. Before I am sent to the doghouse, her old one has a leak, and she wants a new one.

Am I in trouble? Or should I just take it back and pretend I never did it.

Women only.

I think its very nice of you to get her what she needs and wants, without being asked.

No doghouse, no taking it back.

Erm - it wasn't a Christmas present, was it? That would change the situation ...

396 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:44:53pm

re: #378 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Got my wife an exercise ball today. Before I am sent to the doghouse, her old one has a leak, and she wants a new one.

Am I in trouble? Or should I just take it back and pretend I never did it.

Women only.

No, but just to be safe, here's what to say:

"Honey, I really admire how you take such good care of yourself to stay healthy and look so hot [yes, use the word "hot."] I knew you'd be stressed about needing a new exercise ball, and I wanted to save you the trouble."

I think that was really sweet of you.

397 right_wing2  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:45:04pm

re: #394 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Sounds a bit like the entire State Department vs any non-left-wing administration.

398 Spare O'Lake  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:45:12pm

re: #362 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Strawberry Lips
and blueberry eyes
to make me feel sub-lime

But will she let you sit be cider?

399 Guy_Philly  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:45:24pm

Santa lefta book for my daughter: Arabic for Dummies (ya gotta love that title!)

Her reaction was, "Awesome!" (she graduates college a year from now and is aiming for a career in counter terrorism).

400 bulwrk  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:45:57pm

re: #344 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Since a cucumber is technically a fruit, I'll allow that. But watch yourself - another borderline pun will land you in the punitentiary.

Pickle brine is not a juice,to the punitentiary with faraway.

:-)

401 lifeofthemind  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:46:07pm

Hamas' problem is that unlike the Lebanese they don't have any good tomatoes.

402 nobomanohow  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:46:12pm

The real scary part is that Hamas and other groups of that ilk will indeed use cruxfixion! They are not kidding! I'm afraid if Islam is taken literally, all sorts of evil will be the logical conclusion.

403 Hard Right  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:46:43pm

re: #402 nobomanohow

The real scary part is that Hamas and other groups of that ilk will indeed use cruxfixion! They are not kidding! I'm afraid if Islam is taken literally, all sorts of evil will be the logical conclusion.

Look on the brighter side of life...

404 mean Gene  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:46:51pm

And in Pakistan the Swat Valley has fallen to the taliban.
They are probably doing more than ''beheading and burning*,'' when you consider that Swat is thought to be the probable birthplace of Vajrayana Buddhism.
There are many archaeological sites in the district.
Buddhist relics are common, testimony to their skills as sculptors and architects.
Remember the giant Buddhas of Afghanistan?

*[Link: seattlepi.nwsource.com...]

405 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:47:05pm

Before I head out today, I wanted to let everyone know that my Mom is being discharged from the hospital tomorrow. Things are still touch & go with her, but hopefully this is the beginning of the end of her severe depression & anxiety. My thanks to you Lizards all the kind words & prayers - we'll still be needing them in the new year.

406 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:47:23pm

re: #382 elrushbuni

This may be HAMAS TV but don't forget that the elected party of HAMAS is what is popular majority amongst Muslims / Palestineans. This is NOW.

[Link: israelmatzav.blogspot.com...]

Video: Hamas television celebrates Israeli deaths

Blimey, they really are in love with death and destruction.
What a sick culture!

407 alegrias  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:47:37pm

re: #393 albusteve

not at all what I want to hear...if Hamas isnt destroyed literally I hardly see the point....might as well go home now

* * *
It was author/war reporter Bill Roggio's question, I don't know what is happening on the ground, but he analyzed the last war against Hamas and found it wasn't good... Let's pray Israel's changed and wants to vanquish them decisively.

408 WriterMom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:47:42pm

re: #386 alegrias

There was a piece about this in Haaretz last week, about how the IDF has become more concerned about itself (ie: Minimizing casualties) as opposed to sending in ground troops to protect the civilian population of Israel.

409 SlartyBartfast  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:47:59pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Obvious deportation candidate.

DHS? INS? Hello...!

410 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:48:11pm

re: #405 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Before I head out today, I wanted to let everyone know that my Mom is being discharged from the hospital tomorrow. Things are still touch & go with her, but hopefully this is the beginning of the end of her severe depression & anxiety. My thanks to you Lizards all the kind words & prayers - we'll still be needing them in the new year.

{BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey}

May things continue to improve. You know you're both in my prayers.

411 opnion  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:48:32pm

Ya know HHO does something every day to stay in the news, press conferences, Saturday radio addresses, photo ops with the troops, body surfing etc. Yet he is quiet about this. I am glad that he is , but it tells me that he wants to see which way public opinion breaks.

412 alexknyc  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:48:36pm

re: #56 unrealizedviewpoint

I've been calling for aerosolized pigs blood for years. No one ever listens to me.

I wanted it started on September 12, 2001.

413 Thanos  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:48:40pm

If you are wondering about the red star with the fist atop it signs at the Demos, they belong to a communist youth group, "Fight Imperialism, Stand Together".

Warning: ENEMY SITE:
FIST on Gaza

414 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:48:44pm

re: #398 Spare O'Lake

Awesome.

415 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:49:39pm

re: #412 alexknyc

I wanted it started on September 12, 2001.

Or at least spray-pig grease. Gives everything that great taste of bacon!

416 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:49:56pm

re: #394 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Foreign secretaries have almost always been at odds with their respective heads of state. I just finished a book about the 1944 Warsaw Uprising & Churchill's Foreign Office was working against him (he supported the Rising & wanted to send whatever assistance possible to the Poles). They're careerists who really do look upon their bosses as the hired help.

Yep - and when they finally do get the top job they turn out to be useless, like Anthony Eden.

417 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:50:08pm

re: #408 WriterMom

There was a piece about this in Haaretz last week, about how the IDF has become more concerned about itself (ie: Minimizing casualties) as opposed to sending in ground troops to protect the civilian population of Israel.

Israeli parents are what's caused it.

Check mail.

418 HoosierHoops  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:50:12pm

re: #396 goddessoftheclassroom

No, but just to be safe, here's what to say:

"Honey, I really admire how you take such good care of yourself to stay healthy and look so hot [yes, use the word "hot."] I knew you'd be stressed about needing a new exercise ball, and I wanted to save you the trouble."

I think that was really sweet of you.


Wow.. What style points you have...

419 rawmuse  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:50:14pm

There were some LiveLeak vids about that showed an Islamic execution via impaling. The condemned was made to kneel face down, a large wooden pole was inserted in to the rectum. Then the condemned is brought upright by several men. The weight of the condemned carries the body downward on to the poie. The pointy end of the pole exits out of the left collarbone area. The pole is then inserted in to a hole in the ground, with the condemned dangling and twitching.

420 alegrias  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:50:28pm

re: #405 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Before I head out today, I wanted to let everyone know that my Mom is being discharged from the hospital tomorrow. Things are still touch & go with her, but hopefully this is the beginning of the end of her severe depression & anxiety. My thanks to you Lizards all the kind words & prayers - we'll still be needing them in the new year.

* * * *
Prayers are with you & yours. Speaking from much family experience, severe depression is treatable~ though awful to go through with loved ones. There is recovery, in our case lithium for life & electro shock treatments did miracles.

Best of luck & good medical care.

421 yochanan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:50:41pm

[Link: www.chicagobreakingnews.com...]

any lizard reports of other anti-semitic attacks?

422 Ben Hur  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:50:48pm

re: #413 Thanos

FIST GAZA!

423 WriterMom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:51:02pm

Crud.

Where did my comment go?

424 Opinionated  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:51:06pm

re: #177 NoSubmission

Photo of the day.

From the anti Israel rally in NYC yesterday.

You just can't make this stuff up....

Give the guy a break.

He tried to clear it up.

He's not against all Juice, just Zionist Juice.

425 WriterMom  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:51:39pm

re: #417 Ben Hur

BenHur for sure..

Mail? Yay!

426 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:51:46pm

Jawa posted the juice picture...

Noah Pollak: The Juicebox Mafia

Is Jawa reading LGF this afternoon?

427 Quilly Mammoth  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:51:57pm

re: #41 zombie

Exactly. What proves this is intentional: they PURPOSELY revived a way of killing people that is not even part of their own tradition, specifically because it is the most horrifying thing to Christians. It's no accident.

Actually, The Prophet snapped it up from the beginning when he relates the story of Joseph.

"O my two companions of the prison! As to one of you, he will pour out the wine for his lord to drink: and as for the other, he will be crucified, and the birds will eat from his head. Thus is the case judged concerning which you both did enquire." [Surah 12:41]

The Prophet later says that Pharaoh, in the time of Moses, says

Be sure I will cut off your hands and your feet on opposite sides, and I will cause you all to die on the cross [Surah 7:124, see also Surahs 26:49 and 20:71]

There is _no_ archaeological record of this. In fact, the Egyptians often used impalement. Crucifixion is most likely an invention of the Romans...it was surely they who brought it to the Middle East.

428 albusteve  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:52:07pm

re: #408 WriterMom

There was a piece about this in Haaretz last week, about how the IDF has become more concerned about itself (ie: Minimizing casualties) as opposed to sending in ground troops to protect the civilian population of Israel.

they have to make the commitment and they have to make the sacrifice...they surely must know this...there can be no Hamas of Fatah...no elections...no choice except to resist or not..am I naive or is Israel?

429 alegrias  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:52:15pm

re: #394 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Foreign secretaries have almost always been at odds with their respective heads of state. I just finished a book about the 1944 Warsaw Uprising & Churchill's Foreign Office was working against him (he supported the Rising & wanted to send whatever assistance possible to the Poles). They're careerists who really do look upon their bosses as the hired help.

* * *
Has anyone else read the Reagan Diaries by Doug Brinkley yet? Reagan struggled with these repetitive problems, and same old terrorism actors, his entire 8 years.

430 Thanos  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:52:20pm

re: #404 mean Gene

In Pakistan they murdered 35 voters at polls today, in Afghanistan they murdered fourteen children today.

You don't see any demonstrations, you don't see nations calling for an end to the atrocitie, you don't see any outcry.

Every few weeks for the past two years AQ and the Taliban have murdered more muslims than this Israeli assault on Hamas will.

431 yma o hyd  Mon, Dec 29, 2008 1:52:53pm

re: #405 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Before I head out today, I wanted to let everyone know that my Mom is being discharged from the hospital tomorrow. Things are still touch & go with her, but hopefully this is the beginning of the end of her severe depression & anxiety. My thanks to