New Year’s Eve Open Thread

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US News • Wed Dec 31, 2008 at 6:33 pm PST • Views: 256

Earth has circled around the sun again, so here’s an open thread to celebrate humanity’s imposition of significance on this celestial event…

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1 CapeCoddah  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:34:14pm

Happy New Year Everyone!

2 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:34:42pm

Is this the NYEDT?

Never mind, I've been drinking for 3 threads now...

3 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:34:43pm

May each and every one of you have a happy, healthy and prosperous 2009

4 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:34:51pm
5 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:35:03pm

For that which we are about to receive we thank thee Lord.

6 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:35:32pm

As I mosey over here, let me refresh my glass...BRB.

7 Bloodnok  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:35:43pm

The world has circled around the sun again

Pffft, And it's a second late, too.

8 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:35:45pm

New Year's Kitty says...

9 The Sanity Inspector  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:35:49pm

I never worry because I know that no matter what it's already tomorrow in Australia and New Zealand. Happy New Year, all lizardoids! May you get all the caramel and nougat chocolates from the Whitman's Sampler box, and your enemies be stuck with the coconut and blecchy cherry cordial ones.

10 Bloodnok  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:36:33pm

re: #4 buzzsawmonkey

Happy New Year, all!

See you, I trust, in the forthcoming.

If not the, then in the fifthcoming.

Happy New Year, Buzz.

11 CIA Reject  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:36:35pm

Another year older and deeper in debt.

Happy New Year anyway all!

12 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:36:38pm

GERONIMO!

13 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:36:41pm
The world has circled around the sun again


Godless scientism!

14 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:37:46pm

re: #13 Killgore Trout

Godless scientism!

So when do we complete our spiro-graph pattern already?

15 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:37:46pm

Last year they unveiled the eco-friendly times square ball to reduce global warming carbon footprints
Well it worked so well that this years ball is a giant space heating radiator that will combat the subzero temps in Times square

16 nanook  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:37:51pm

re: #9 The Sanity Inspector

Hey! I like the cherry cordial ones!

17 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:38:01pm

re: #6 goddessoftheclassroom

As I mosey over here, let me refresh my glass...BRB.

when you get back, from the last thread:

re: #227 goddessoftheclassroom

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately treasure dome decree
Where Alph the sacred river ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

(from memory--I may have misquoted some bits)

Pleasure dome, Goddess.

There twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers girdled round,
Where blossomed many an incense bearing tree,
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills
And forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

But o, that vast romantic chasm
That slanted down a green slope athwart a cedern cover:
A savage place! As holy and enchanted
As ere beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman, wailing for her demon lover!

18 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:38:04pm

re: #7 Bloodnok

The world has circled around the sun again

Pffft, And it's a second late, too.

The Sun has joined the Civil Service, it retires early and begins to resemble a dim bulb.

19 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:38:12pm

re: #13 Killgore Trout

Godless scientism!

And how far has the sun circled the galactic center? Hey?

Hey?

20 nanook  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:38:52pm

re: #14 CyanSnowHawk

Hopefully not for many, many, many more revolutions.

Happy New Year Lizard family!

21 angrywhitedude  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:39:03pm

3 weeks until all of our problems go away! /s I don't want the cheese, just let me out of the trap!

Angry White Dude

22 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:39:12pm

re: #11 CIA Reject

Another year older and deeper in debt.

Happy New Year anyway all!

Ooooh! I love that song!

23 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:39:31pm

re: #17 Dianna

when you get back, from the last thread:

re: #227 goddessoftheclassroom

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately treasure dome decree
Where Alph the sacred river ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

(from memory--I may have misquoted some bits)

Pleasure dome, Goddess.

There twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers girdled round,
Where blossomed many an incense bearing tree,
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills
And forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

But o, that vast romantic chasm
That slanted down a green slope athwart a cedern cover:
A savage place! As holy and enchanted
As ere beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman, wailing for her demon lover!

Oh, well done!

People don't write poems like that any more. Then again, wasn't Coleridge into opium?

24 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:39:59pm

More New Years Eve Fireworks.


IDF Takes Out an armed rocket launcher . 30.12.2008

Liveleak Video
Liveleak Video
25 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:40:07pm

re: #19 Shay4l

The Turtles Stack circles nothing.

26 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:40:08pm

re: #11 CIA Reject

Another year older and deeper in debt.

St. Peter don't ya call me cuz I can't gooo...

27 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:40:10pm

Gah! I bet Times Square is VERY uncomfortable tonight.

28 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:40:23pm

Thank you sir, may I have another?

29 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:40:34pm
30 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:40:42pm

Happy New Year Hamsters.

31 itellu3times  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:40:50pm

re: #13 Killgore Trout

The world has circled around the sun again

Godless scientism!

Superstitious anthropomorphism!

32 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:41:03pm

re: #29 buzzsawmonkey

Message from Porlock, for you, sir.

33 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:41:06pm

re: #24 jcm

Did you see the mosque loaded with explosives?

Liveleak Video
34 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:41:42pm

re: #13 Killgore Trout

Godless scientism!

It is carried on the back of a turtle!

You will spend eternity in a turtle dung pile for your apostasy!

/ ;-)

Happy New Year KT!
Best wishes for the 2009!

35 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:41:48pm

re: #26 BaseballMom57

St. Peter don't ya call me cuz I can't gooo...

I owe my soul to the company sto'...

36 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:41:55pm
37 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:42:06pm

re: #23 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, well done!

People don't write poems like that any more. Then again, wasn't Coleridge into opium?

Yes.

Since I was using Cristabel in a story, I ended up rereading a lot of commentary on Coleridge. Total laudanum addict, poor man. In very poor health most of his life, unhappily married, unrequited love, lost friendships, the works.

Fascinating that he held together as well as he did.

My main point of irritation with him is that he never finished anything! Cristabel ends after 600 lines with the poem hanging!

38 DEZes  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:42:11pm

Happy new year all!
*Slinks back to my corner*

39 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:42:27pm

humanity’s imposition of significance
I think therfore I am

40 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:42:34pm

re: #36 buzzsawmonkey

He spoke later of a "person from Porlock" who had interrupted him.

41 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:42:36pm

re: #26 BaseballMom57

St. Peter don't ya call me cuz I can't gooo...

I owe my soul to the company store!

42 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:42:37pm

Turtle Stack

"They are competing for basking space if there is not enough room for both of them or they are competing for higher temperature from the heating bulb (or both). Try a larger basking area and/or slightly higher bulb temp. (or lower the bulb closer to the basking area). If you have them outside (you mentioned a pond) then just try a larger basking area. If the basking area is already large enough for everyone, just leave them alone.

Either way, they are competing for the best basking site. This is actually the behavior that inspired the story, "Yurtle the turtle". I have also seen turtles do this in captivity and in the wild. I used to call them turtle "pile-ups" when I was growing up in Florida."*

*Excerpt from somewhere on the intraweb

43 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:42:39pm

re: #33 Killgore Trout

Did you see the mosque loaded with explosives?

[Video]

Posted it a thread back... nice secondaries!

44 CIA Reject  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:42:59pm

re: #22 Dianna

Ooooh! I love that song!

Enjoy!

45 Sol Roth  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:43:04pm

We dun need no stinkin' gubmint decree to dance, drink like fish and go ah whore'n.

Prospero Ano Nuevo, Beeshes!

46 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:43:14pm

re: #33 Killgore Trout

Did you see the mosque loaded with explosives?

Liveleak Video

allahu akhbar !

47 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:43:19pm

oops, wrong link.
Mosque filled with explosives goes boom...

Youtube Video
48 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:43:31pm

re: #36 buzzsawmonkey

Was that the interruption?

A man from Purlock, who wouldn't go away. It completely interrupted Coleridge's opium vision.

Which is why the poem ends the way it does.

49 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:43:31pm

re: #12 Shay4l

GERONIMO!

what a glorious way to bring in the New Year! With a Samurai nine cell parachute at 4,000 ft going out the door at midnight.

50 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:43:46pm
51 bj  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:44:20pm

Is this the great "change" upon which we are supposedly waiting?

52 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:44:34pm

Happy New Year to all of Lizardom.

I am happy to report hubby is still progressing nicely. He actually walked a bit down the hall today. Doing well off the vent and with his dandy trache collar. We'll head down to Phoenix early Saturday for a visit. I hate only seeing him on weekends, but I think it's actually good for him - he has to do things for himself and it will only serve him well in the long run.

Thank you for all the pray-ers in this bunch! They have certainly helped!

((Lizards))

53 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:44:36pm

dinner. yum Hey KG link later

54 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:44:42pm

re: #50 buzzsawmonkey

Cheers.

55 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:44:48pm

For jaunte, re: screw top wines

Youtube Video
56 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:44:55pm
Earth has circled around the sun again

HERETIC! HERETIC! HERETIC!

What's next? You'll tell us that the Earth is round and that we evolllved?

57 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:45:04pm

re: #49 Outrider

what a glorious way to bring in the New Year! With a Samurai nine cell parachute at 4,000 ft going out the door at midnight.

Let us know you when you've landed safely :o)~

58 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:45:10pm

re: #50 buzzsawmonkey

joy! bsmky

59 IslandLibertarian  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:45:11pm

Tonight we'll be having traditional soba with mochi, followed by a bike ride down to the beach to watch the fireworks, then an ice cream from Hagen Das...
To those of you venturing out, be careful. It's armature night.

Charles, mahalo for everything here.

2009 could be great. It's all in how you look at it.

60 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:45:28pm

Clerics Intensify Antisemitic Rants Over Gaza Fighting.

Liveleak Video
61 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:45:47pm

re: #52 BaseballMom57

Happy New Year to all of Lizardom.

I am happy to report hubby is still progressing nicely. He actually walked a bit down the hall today. Doing well off the vent and with his dandy trache collar. We'll head down to Phoenix early Saturday for a visit. I hate only seeing him on weekends, but I think it's actually good for him - he has to do things for himself and it will only serve him well in the long run.

Thank you for all the pray-ers in this bunch! They have certainly helped!

((Lizards))

I'm so happy to hear of his continued progress!
(BaseballMom57)

62 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:46:12pm

re: #13 Killgore Trout

Godless scientism!

Dagnabit. You beat me.

63 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:46:22pm

re: #47 Killgore Trout

oops, wrong link.
Mosque filled with explosives goes boom...

[Video]

Dang. We just stockpile hymnals and those crackers shaped like goldfish and stuff.

64 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:46:32pm

Cyber attacks are getting hot and heavy in the Gaza conflict

Hacked!

65 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:46:38pm

Happy New Year to everyone.

Let's all say a prayer for Mr. Obama...that he will at least do a passable job as President.

Not my choice but he will be my President and as such he has my allegiance...at least for the next 4 years. :)

66 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:46:49pm

re: #50 buzzsawmonkey

Gotta go. Joy to all.

Happy New Year, buzz!

67 kcladderman  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:46:55pm

re: #52 BaseballMom57

So good to hear more good news. Continued prayers.

68 Neo Con since 9-11  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:46:58pm

So is the world now six thousand and one years old?
/Normally I don't use sarc tags for something this obvious but in this case I think I better. So...
//Sarc
Happy new year and here are your gin and tonics.

69 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:46:58pm

re: #56 MandyManners

oh no, another evolution thread, What if the sun circled about the milky way?

70 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:47:15pm

re: #56 MandyManners

HERETIC! HERETIC! HERETIC!

What's next? You'll tell us that the Earth is round and that we evolllved?

anyone kept up with the flying toolbag? ;-)>

71 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:48:06pm

re: #52 BaseballMom57

Happy New Year to all of Lizardom.

I am happy to report hubby is still progressing nicely. He actually walked a bit down the hall today. Doing well off the vent and with his dandy trache collar. We'll head down to Phoenix early Saturday for a visit. I hate only seeing him on weekends, but I think it's actually good for him - he has to do things for himself and it will only serve him well in the long run.

Thank you for all the pray-ers in this bunch! They have certainly helped!

((Lizards))

good to hear hubby is progressing well!

72 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:48:17pm

Happy New Year Lurkers

73 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:48:18pm

re: #57 Shay4l

Let us know you when you've landed safely :o)~

I've managed to land safely every time but once, then I broke a leg in a magnificat crash and burn. lol

74 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:48:19pm

re: #63 Silhouette

Dang. We just stockpile hymnals and those crackers shaped like goldfish and stuff.

You're supposed to keep the hymnals and crackers separated. The reaction can be explosive!

75 Jetpilot1101  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:48:21pm

Wishing everyone a happy, healthy and safe New Year.

76 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:48:33pm

re: #70 Outrider

anyone kept up with the flying toolbag? ;-)>

It's over France now

77 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:48:36pm

Oh, No! THE ONE has been disturbed! Somebody will pay for this!
Heads are gonna roll!

78 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:48:42pm

Please. I'm sincerely and humbly begging all of you, let's stay away from evolution/ID and just celebrate tonight together.

79 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:49:03pm

re: #70 Outrider

anyone kept up with the flying toolbag? ;-)>

Pelosi?

80 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:49:20pm

re: #75 Jetpilot1101

RO that is right on

81 Jetpilot1101  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:49:40pm

re: #77 SteveC

Oh, No! THE ONE has been disturbed! Somebody will pay for this!
Heads are gonna roll!

Obama disillusionment syndrome is setting in quickly with the moonbat left.

82 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:49:41pm

Happy New Year Lizards, and Charles & Stinky & the hampsters!
May it be a great year for all!

83 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:49:49pm

re: #78 goddessoftheclassroom

Please. I'm sincerely and humbly begging all of you, let's stay away from evolution/ID and just celebrate tonight together.

No problem, here.

84 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:50:02pm

re: #76 Killgore Trout

It's over France now

Not it's not it's over Germany... wait... wait... Poland...

85 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:50:10pm

re: #76 Killgore Trout

It's over France now

Flying Toolbag would be a good name for my wife's a**hole boss.

(And also a rock band- Dave Barry)

86 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:50:17pm

re: #79 jcm

She's the 'unblinking' toolbag.

87 Xplodeit  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:50:45pm

Just stopping by to say Happy New Year everyone!

88 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:50:49pm

re: #76 Killgore Trout

It's over France now

thanks. ;-)>

89 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:51:12pm

re: #72 Shug

What's a lurker?
Hey sug what's up?
/

90 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:51:19pm

re: #77 SteveC

Oh, No! THE ONE has been disturbed! Somebody will pay for this!
Heads are gonna roll!

The comments are great as well!

91 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:51:58pm

re: #79 jcm

Pelosi?

no no! I said tool BAG not useful tool HAG. ;-)>

92 BlueCanuck  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:52:08pm

Once again, Happy New Years y'all. Been busy fielding calls, packing, laundry. *sigh* Then I have to go to work. Well, I will make up for it tomorrow night and later this weekend. At least the coming year has a brighter look to it then the past year.

93 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:52:22pm

re: #78 goddessoftheclassroom

Please. I'm sincerely and humbly begging all of you, let's stay away from evolution/ID and just celebrate tonight together.

ok GOTCR
love ya

94 Jetpilot1101  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:52:48pm

re: #78 goddessoftheclassroom

Please. I'm sincerely and humbly begging all of you, let's stay away from evolution/ID and just celebrate tonight together.

Come on guys and gals, let her eat her waffles.

95 karmic_inquisitor  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:53:02pm

Here is a great post to ring in 2009 -

"People I don't want to hear about in 2009"

/ We can dream.

96 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:53:37pm

re: #90 BaseballMom57

The comments are great as well!

I like "The First Dog".

97 vinnymeyer  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:53:47pm

Wishing you all a happy and prosperous new year.

V.

98 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:53:54pm

Israel's goal is to stir up all the shit it can.

99 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:54:26pm

re: #94 Jetpilot1101

Serious... not the right time for ID/evol

100 Maui Girl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:54:30pm

Yea! 7 more hours and it's New Year's Day! And only 20 more days until I can start saying---only four more years, Dear God, please, only four more years.

101 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:54:38pm

re: #91 Outrider

no no! I said tool BAG not useful tool HAG. ;-)>

Geeze, I'm sorry!
/ ;-)
ROFL!

102 The Sanity Inspector  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:54:42pm

re: #52 BaseballMom57

Happy New Year to all of Lizardom.

I am happy to report hubby is still progressing nicely. He actually walked a bit down the hall today. Doing well off the vent and with his dandy trache collar. We'll head down to Phoenix early Saturday for a visit. I hate only seeing him on weekends, but I think it's actually good for him - he has to do things for himself and it will only serve him well in the long run.

Thank you for all the pray-ers in this bunch! They have certainly helped!

((Lizards))

Great news, BBM! Give him our best.

103 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:54:52pm

re: #65 fclass308

Happy New Year to everyone.

Let's all say a prayer for Mr. Obama...that he will at least do a passable job as President.

Not my choice but he will be my President and as such he has my allegiance...at least for the next 4 years. :)

I only hope is that he doesn't fuck us up too badly.

104 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:54:57pm

re: #94 Jetpilot1101

Come on guys and gals, let her eat her waffles.

Now waffles, just Pepperidge Farm "butterfly" crackers and my glass of Pouilly-Fuisse!

105 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:55:04pm

re: #97 vinnymeyer

hey welcome

106 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:55:08pm

Slim pickin's here tonight. Many Lizards must be partaking of some NYE frivolity.

A Bailey's on the rocks sounds yummy...brb. How many glasses should I bring? I could add a splash of Buttershots. It's called a Buttery Nipple.

hee hee

107 rightside  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:55:11pm

Happy New Year to all Lizards.

108 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:55:16pm

re: #69 turn

oh no, another evolution thread, What if the sun circled about the milky way?

Wouldn't the chocolate melt?

109 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:55:17pm

The Arrow of Time

110 Jetpilot1101  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:55:19pm

re: #99 turn

Serious... not the right time for ID/evol

I know and I'll steer clear. Just trying to have a it of fun in the last few hours of 2008.

111 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:56:16pm

re: #100 Maui Girl

Your avatar is a blank sheet, WTF?

112 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:56:19pm

Happy New Year, lizards!

113 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:57:07pm

re: #98 SteveC

Israel's goal is to stir up all the shit it can.

Hamas, judging by its rhetoric and suicide bombers, is not afraid of death.

To paraphrase Gen. Sherman.
Death is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.

114 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:57:11pm

re: #111 turn

Your avatar is a blank sheet, WTF?

Emulating the President Elect?

115 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:57:36pm

re: #98 SteveC

Israel's goal is to stir up all the shit it can.

That and the whole "not letting its people be murdered endlessly" thing.

116 MarineGrunt  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:57:42pm

Not being much of a poster, I do hang back and spent most of the day reading just about every post.
I get a lot of good laughs from the antics of the regular lizards.
Having said that, I would like to wish everyone of you A Happy And Prosperous New Year.

"Thanks for the laughs." Bob Hope Show '67

117 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:57:45pm

re: #108 MandyManners

Wouldn't the chocolate melt?

Only if it rotated clockwise souht of the e
How's the boy? I bet you have a NY eave b going?

118 Bloodnok  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:58:18pm

re: #108 MandyManners

Wouldn't the chocolate melt?

119 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:58:53pm

re: #112 JammieWearingFool
Hey JWF,
Love your blog
and HNY!

120 Wilderstad  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:58:59pm

May you all have the riches of a loving family, the peace and comfort of a warm bed, food and drink at your table, good clothes on your back, and the little luxuries that make life pleasant.
To a Happy and prosperous New Year!

121 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:59:01pm

re: #111 turn

Your avatar is a blank sheet, WTF?

Snowing in Maui?

/global warming

122 karmic_inquisitor  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:59:02pm

Obama will enter office on a high and finish in a slow, dull, arching downslope.

Phrases like "That is just a distraction" will enter popular culture and be rewarded with cynical guffaws.

The man is completely malleable and will do whatever seems "smart" in terms of getting credit for "being smart". But the results (and lack thereof) will catch up with him.

And the whole "continuation of Bush's policies" thing will catch up with him in 2012, as there will be very few of Bush's policies that he will change.

123 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:59:22pm

re: #108 MandyManners

Wouldn't the chocolate melt?

You say that as if there was something wrong with melted chocolate.

124 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:59:37pm

Off to take the dog on his evening walk.

When I get back, I expect the party will be in full swing. But keep Dick Clark off-screen; it's disconcerting.

125 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:59:39pm

re: #103 MandyManners

I only hope is that he doesn't fuck us up too badly.

OMG, that brings back a memory!

When I was in middle school. I was so into student government. I worked on every project. I had my jeart set on being president in 8th grade, and honestly, I'd earned it.

Then this JERK of a show off decided he'd run (having never done anything for SGA), and promised everyone he'd get us a pool.

When they announced he'd won, you could have heard a pin drop. Only his best friend and I applaued. I was just praying I wouldn't cry when my best friend loudly snapped, "Well, I just hope to God he doesn't mess the whole thing up."

That started me laughing and saved my pride.

(and yes, 30 years later, the injustice it STILL rankles! I think that's why I'm sympathetic towards Hillary.)

126 Bloodnok  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 6:59:58pm

re: #118 Bloodnok

My groan got eated!

127 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:00:01pm

re: #70 Outrider

anyone kept up with the flying toolbag? ;-)>

It's either with the Bilderbergers, Masons, CFR, Council of Rome or that giant owl in Bohemian Grove.

128 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:00:05pm

re: #114 FurryOldGuyJeans

Blank isn't the word for it, more like a blank slate... blank

129 VegasRick  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:00:33pm

re: #111 turn

Your avatar is a blank sheet, WTF?

Were you hoping to see coconuts?

130 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:00:58pm

re: #121 Silhouette

Pecs's cause global warming?

131 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:01:15pm

re: #128 turn

Blank isn't the word for it, more like a blank slate... blank

Still describing the POTUS Elect, you know.

132 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:01:26pm

re: #109 FurryOldGuyJeans

The Arrow of Time

That is wonderful.

133 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:01:35pm

re: #103 MandyManners

I only hope is that he doesn't fuck us up too badly.

I R edyuemahkated.

134 yochanan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:01:40pm

one night of the year i don't drink not on amateur night

135 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:01:41pm

re: #129 VegasRick

Hey VGS, snowing?

136 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:01:53pm

re: #129 VegasRick

Were you hoping to see coconuts?

Better to see them in front of you than to feel them from behind you.

137 Boxy_brown  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:01:59pm

screw 2008, bring on 2009!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!

138 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:02:24pm

re: #122 karmic_inquisitor

Upding ya Karmic. I agree.

And "malleable" is a good word!

139 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:02:29pm

re: #131 FurryOldGuyJeans

W?

140 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:02:47pm

re: #132 goddessoftheclassroom

That is wonderful.

I thought it rather fitting with the blurb from the Lizard Master at the top of the thread.

141 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:02:58pm

re: #117 turn

Only if it rotated clockwise souht of the e
How's the boy? I bet you have a NY eave b going?

I don't know about the second question but, The Kid's doing well. I'm letting him stay up an extra 30 minutes tonight!

142 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:03:16pm

re: #98 SteveC

Israel's goal is to stir up all the shit it can.

excellent read...thanks

143 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:03:16pm

re: #134 yochanan

I failed... LOL

144 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:03:35pm

re: #133 MandyManners

I R edyuemahkated.

I thought you phrased it just right with your wish earlier. ;)

145 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:03:55pm

Happy New Year, Lizards!

146 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:04:02pm

re: #123 FurryOldGuyJeans

You say that as if there was something wrong with melted chocolate.

Only if it's in your hand and not your mouth!

147 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:04:18pm

Happy New Year Lizardia!

148 IslandLibertarian  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:04:24pm

re: #121 Silhouette

Snowing in Maui?

/global warming

It happens... with or without Gore.

149 Bloodnok  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:04:49pm

re: #145 gclaghorn

Happy New Year, Lizards!

Back atcha!

150 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:05:01pm

re: #125 goddessoftheclassroom

OMG, that brings back a memory!

When I was in middle school. I was so into student government. I worked on every project. I had my jeart set on being president in 8th grade, and honestly, I'd earned it.

Then this JERK of a show off decided he'd run (having never done anything for SGA), and promised everyone he'd get us a pool.

When they announced he'd won, you could have heard a pin drop. Only his best friend and I applaued. I was just praying I wouldn't cry when my best friend loudly snapped, "Well, I just hope to God he doesn't mess the whole thing up."

That started me laughing and saved my pride.

(and yes, 30 years later, the injustice it STILL rankles! I think that's why I'm sympathetic towards Hillary.)

What's that little punk doing now?

151 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:05:15pm

re: #116 MarineGrunt

Not being much of a poster, I do hang back and spent most of the day reading just about every post.
I get a lot of good laughs from the antics of the regular lizards.
Having said that, I would like to wish everyone of you A Happy And Prosperous New Year.

"Thanks for the laughs." Bob Hope Show '67

I salute you amigo...thanks for your service

152 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:05:42pm

re: #146 MandyManners

Only if it's in your hand and not your mouth!

And just what is wrong with melted chocolate in your hand? That is one reason you got a tongue. ;)

153 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:06:21pm

Peace on Earth to men of good will

154 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:06:26pm

re: #103 MandyManners


Ditto. trying to have a positive outlook, but cautiously skeptical

155 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:06:42pm

re: #123 FurryOldGuyJeans

You say that as if there was something wrong with melted chocolate.

I've been known to warm up some chocolate frosting and fingerpaint on a woman's tummy. Never had any problems. *toothy grin*

156 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:06:44pm

re: #153 Ojoe

Peace on Earth to men of good will

And what about the women of ill repute? ;)

157 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:06:48pm

re: #150 MandyManners

What's that little punk doing now?

He's a lawyer.

He never did do anything as president. He would just appoint me in charge of whatever committee needed to do something,

Ah well, it was character building.

158 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:07:13pm

re: #144 FurryOldGuyJeans

I thought you phrased it just right with your wish earlier. ;)

Having two ways to say the same thing running concurrently in your mind can produce some...aw, it can really screw with your mind.

159 Bloodnok  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:07:13pm

re: #153 Ojoe

Peace on Earth to men of good will

And here's to the towercam being fixed in '09.

160 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:07:17pm

re: #153 Ojoe

Peace on Earth to men of good will

Peace to those who try, pieces to those who jihad.

161 VegasRick  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:07:17pm

re: #135 turn

Hey VGS, snowing?

That was last week. Just doing our part so we can laugh at the Gorebull fatso.

162 Emperor Norton  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:07:18pm

If you're going to the New Year's Eve celebration in Times Square, please be sure to say hello to Greg Packer for me.

163 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:07:29pm

re: #146 MandyManners

Only if it's in your hand and not your mouth!

Mandy, sweet, you didn't just say that!

164 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:07:53pm

re: #157 goddessoftheclassroom

He's a lawyer.

He never did do anything as president. He would just appoint me in charge of whatever committee needed to do something,

Ah well, it was character building.

A lawyer, eh? Sounds more like he should be a community organizer from all his prior leadership.

165 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:07:58pm

re: #150 MandyManners

What's that little punk doing now?

President Elect of the USA, I heard.

166 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:08:00pm

re: #141 MandyManners

I'm sorry, I ment a NY eave party for him> turnspanwn2 is having a blast 17 yro. Insited hey drive before sundown>
told him I'ld WHACT him if he usin't good

167 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:08:07pm

re: #152 FurryOldGuyJeans

And just what is wrong with melted chocolate in your hand? That is one reason you got a tongue. ;)

Well, the oil can be really hard to get rid of.

168 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:08:17pm

re: #162 Emperor Norton

If you're going to the New Year's Eve celebration in Times Square, please be sure to say hello to Greg Packer for me.

LOL! AP reporters certainly will.

169 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:08:19pm

I guess there was a horrible fire in a Thai nightclub. At least 59 people killed. Mostly Thai, but there are reports there are Aussies, Netherlanders, and Japanese as well.

Fireworks were being used as part of the performance at the club. Got out of control and people were trampled.

170 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:08:22pm

re: #163 Dianna

Buzzsawmonkey has delegated me to say he isn't touching that.

171 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:08:25pm

re: #145 gclaghorn

~

172 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:08:53pm

re: #154 fclass308

Ditto. trying to have a positive outlook, but cautiously skeptical

I'm not there yet. I STILL wake up some mornings filled with dread.

173 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:01pm

re: #163 Dianna

Mandy, sweet, you didn't just say that!

Glad you said it, considering I would have gotten thumped if I had done so. ;)

174 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:03pm

re: #171 turn

~

{

175 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:03pm

Happy New Year, lizards! Wishing you all good things in 2009.

176 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:17pm

re: #161 VegasRick

Is he gaining weight or what?

177 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:26pm

re: #150 MandyManners

What's that little punk doing now?

"You want to supersize that order maam?" ;-)>

178 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:44pm

re: #119 turn

Hey JWF,
Love your blog
and HNY!

Thanks! A most happy one to you, my friend.

I try to keep things interesting. Let's hope for some more fun in 2009.

179 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:44pm

re: #170 jaunte

Buzzsawmonkey has delegated me to say he isn't touching that.

I would hope not!

None the less!

180 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:50pm

Now I done it. Just did a shot of shine.

:)

181 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:09:57pm

re: #167 MandyManners

Well, the oil can be really hard to get rid of.

Never been a problem for me.

182 Pietr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:10:21pm

re: #125 goddessoftheclassroom

Posted this for you last thread, Goddess...


re: #156 goddessoftheclassroom

How far are you from Pittsburgh?

/


Pittsburgh-BT,DT...LOL. My wife is from Primrose, a small town west of McDonald. I was stationed at Oakdale Army Installation...

183 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:10:22pm

re: #153 Ojoe

Peace on Earth to men of good will

diddo

184 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:10:37pm

re: #157 goddessoftheclassroom

He's a lawyer.

He never did do anything as president. He would just appoint me in charge of whatever committee needed to do something,

Ah well, it was character building.

Oh, my goodness. I figured he was either a drug dealer or a small-town politician. If he's a defense attorney, I wonder what about his aquittal rate

185 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:11:10pm

re: #156 FurryOldGuyJeans

They deserve peace also.

186 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:11:19pm

re: #178 JammieWearingFool

Time for din-din, love ya all!

Later

187 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:11:38pm

BBNextYear

188 VegasRick  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:12:00pm

re: #176 turn

Is he gaining weight or what?

I heard him at a speech say "Is the whole world getting fatter or is it just me?"
/

189 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:12:23pm

re: #165 SteveC

President Elect of the USA, I heard.

ROTFL!

190 irongrampa  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:12:28pm

Just a drive-by to wish all a Happy New Year, and may God shower His blessing on all of you.

191 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:12:30pm

re: #184 MandyManners

Oh, my goodness. I figured he was either a drug dealer or a small-town politician. If he's a defense attorney, I wonder what about his aquittal rate

SPELLING IS OPTIONAL TONIGHT.

192 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:12:36pm

re: #184 MandyManners

Oh, my goodness. I figured he was either a drug dealer or a small-town politician. If he's a defense attorney, I wonder what about his aquittal rate

There's a guy from my home town who used to abuse my brother - who was the very model of the gentle, passive big guy - and in fact stole his senior prom mug.

He worked for years at a gas station in town. I always made it a point to make him fill my car and check the various fluids.

193 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:13:16pm

re: #191 MandyManners

SPELLING IS OPTIONAL TONIGHT.

As it always is around the lizard den.

194 turn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:13:18pm

re: #174 gclaghorn

$
man you and I have to fine more meaingful things to talk about!
ha!

195 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:13:26pm

My public school always taught us that the Son revolved around the Whurld? *chuh

196 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:13:52pm

re: #172 MandyManners


I hear ya, Mandy. but we are stuck with him. I am an avid rifleman and am seriously worried about my 2nd amendment rights under this incoming administration.

Hope for the best and plan for the worst.

197 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:14:07pm

re: #194 turn

$
man you and I have to fine more meaingful things to talk about!
ha!

^

/okay, that's my last one...I'm running out of symbols ;)

198 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:14:09pm

re: #163 Dianna

Mandy, sweet, you didn't just say that!

Oh, my goodness. I had no idea. I was talking about M&M's, for pity's sake. Oh, no. No. No. No.

199 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:14:24pm

re: #184 MandyManners

Oh, my goodness. I figured he was either a drug dealer or a small-town politician. If he's a defense attorney, I wonder what about his aquittal rate

AT our 5-year reunion, he said politics was his ultimate career goal. I haven't heard of him since.

200 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:14:26pm

Meh.


That is all.

201 twincitiesgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:14:27pm

Multiplied blessings/happiness to all lizards in 2009--may this be your best year yet!

just remember...

Youtube Video
202 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:14:41pm

Happy New Year, Lizards!

And the detective in me needs to say this: If you're drinking, PLEASE don't drive home. Call a cab or walk. We don't need the Prayer List to get any longer.

203 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:14:56pm

re: #165 SteveC

President Elect of the USA, I heard.

You and FUGJ!

204 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:15:05pm

re: #198 MandyManners

Oh, my goodness. I had no idea. I was talking about M&M's, for pity's sake. Oh, no. No. No. No.

Oh yeah, SUUURE! ;)

205 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:15:09pm

re: #182 Pietr

Posted this for you last thread, Goddess...

re: #156 goddessoftheclassroom

How far are you from Pittsburgh?

/

Pittsburgh-BT,DT...LOL. My wife is from Primrose, a small town west of McDonald. I was stationed at Oakdale Army Installation...

I'm actually about an hour an a half east of Pittsburgh. Did you wife go to college in the area?

206 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:15:21pm

re: #198 MandyManners

Oh, my goodness. I had no idea. I was talking about M&M's, for pity's sake. Oh, no. No. No. No.

Time to laugh, helplessly. You can't win this one. Sorry.

207 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:15:22pm

Lake Superior State University has announced its 2009 List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness :

green
carbon footprint or carbon offsetting
maverick
first dude
bailout
Wall Street/Main Street
monkey
3 (Emoticon for 'heart' used in text messages and e-mail.)
icon or iconic
game changer
staycation
desperate search
not so much
winner of five nominations
it's that time of year again

208 BigJohn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:15:32pm

re: #103 MandyManners

I only hope is that he doesn't fuck us up too badly.

It is a good thing Presidential terms on measured in Jupiter years.

209 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:15:32pm

re: #202 Wyatt Earp

Happy New Year, Lizards!

And the detective in me needs to say this: If you're drinking, PLEASE don't drive home. Call a cab or walk. We don't need the Prayer List to get any longer.

Great sentiment.

What if I'm already home? Where should I walk to? ///

210 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:15:34pm

re: #193 FurryOldGuyJeans

As it always is around the lizard den.

The goddess is in the room, mind your P's and Q's!

211 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:15:38pm

re: #203 MandyManners

You and FUGJ!

Who?

212 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:02pm

re: #166 turn

I'm sorry, I ment a NY eave party for him> turnspanwn2 is having a blast 17 yro. Insited hey drive before sundown>
told him I'ld WHACT him if he usin't good

Ah. The Kid is eight so, his celebrations are extremely domestic. We've talked about a party for next year.

213 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:06pm

re: #202 Wyatt Earp

Happy New Year, Lizards!

And the detective in me needs to say this: If you're drinking, PLEASE don't drive home. Call a cab or walk. We don't need the Prayer List to get any longer.

We can crawl from here!

214 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:09pm

re: #209 CynicalConservative

Great sentiment.

What if I'm already home? Where should I walk to? ///

A bar, of course!

215 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:30pm

re: #124 Shay4l

Off to take the dog on his evening walk.

When I get back, I expect the party will be in full swing. But keep Dick Clark off-screen; it's disconcerting.

Agreed. Dude should not be on TV because he can no longer talk... or rather talk like he's had his share of adult recreational beverage.

216 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:33pm

re: #207 BaseballMom57

They forgot 'vital lifeline' (referring to smuggling tunnels).

217 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:39pm

re: #210 jcm

The goddess is in the room, mind your P's and Q's!

Ain't drinking, let alone at a Public House, so no need to mind my Pints and Quarts. ;)

218 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:40pm
219 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:44pm

re: #202 Wyatt Earp

Happy New Year, Lizards!

And the detective in me needs to say this: If you're drinking, PLEASE don't drive home. Call a cab or walk. We don't need the Prayer List to get any longer.

AMEN!

220 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:16:54pm

re: #214 Wyatt Earp

A bar, of course!

Hmmm, there's one 2 blocks away. Crawl starting... hopefully they have wifi so I can drunk blog.

221 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:17:26pm

re: #177 Outrider

"You want to supersize that order maam?" ;-)>

Some conniving little bastards get ahead in life. Look at George Soros.

222 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:17:39pm

re: #220 CynicalConservative

Hmmm, there's one 2 blocks away. Crawl starting... hopefully they have wifi so I can drunk blog.

Truly just kidding all, be safe.

223 Amy  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:17:50pm

Happy New Year, Lizards!
I've been here at LGF since late '01/early '02, and I'm still here because LGF is still the best blog out there.
Thanks, Charles, for all you do every day. I don't know how you keep on keeping on, but I'm glad you do.

224 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:17:54pm

re: #220 CynicalConservative

Hmmm, there's one 2 blocks away. Crawl starting... hopefully they have wifi so I can drunk blog.

My blogging is terrible as it is. Drinking can only improve my wit. Sounds like a plan . . . at least when I get home from work.

225 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:17:55pm

re: #221 MandyManners

Some conniving little bastards get ahead in life. Look at George Soros.

I would rather not, thank you very much, ma'am. ;)

226 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:21pm

re: #218 ploome hineni

I am always very careful about my sspelling

But your keyboard is uncooperative!

Happy New Year, ploome!

227 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:30pm

re: #224 Wyatt Earp

My blogging is terrible as it is. Drinking can only improve my wit. Sounds like a plan . . . at least when I get home from work.

Hopefully not a long crawl...

228 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:31pm
229 BigJohn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:36pm

re: #208 BigJohn

It is a good thing Presidential terms on measured in Jupiter years.

I mean "are not" measured in Jupiter years. Crap, I just started drinking.

230 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:39pm

re: #221 MandyManners

Look at George Soros.

No! You can't make me!

231 2by2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:39pm

Evening Lizards,
just dropping in to wish everyone a happy, healthy and blessed new year 2009.
It's been great to read, learn and occasionally post a comment.
May the Lizard army grow stronger in the year to come.
Thank you Charles for this great site and happy new year to you as well.

232 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:41pm

re: #37 Dianna

Yes.

Since I was using Cristabel in a story, I ended up rereading a lot of commentary on Coleridge. Total laudanum addict, poor man. In very poor health most of his life, unhappily married, unrequited love, lost friendships, the works.

Fascinating that he held together as well as he did.

My main point of irritation with him is that he never finished anything! Cristabel ends after 600 lines with the poem hanging!

I'm sure he finished all his dope.

233 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:46pm

re: #192 Dianna

There's a guy from my home town who used to abuse my brother - who was the very model of the gentle, passive big guy - and in fact stole his senior prom mug.

He worked for years at a gas station in town. I always made it a point to make him fill my car and check the various fluids.

Good for you! Sisters ROCK.

234 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:52pm

re: #202 Wyatt Earp

Happy New Year, Lizards!

And the detective in me needs to say this: If you're drinking, PLEASE don't drive home. Call a cab or walk. We don't need the Prayer List to get any longer.

hanging out at AlbuEstabans Concertina...burro parked right outside...thanks for the warning tho...good idea

235 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:57pm

re: #211 FurryOldGuyJeans

Who?

Yeah, what'd we do? *Innocent look*

236 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:18:59pm

re: #228 ploome hineni

do we have to "whack" Mandy?

Can I? Please? *Whack*

237 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:19:19pm

re: #227 CynicalConservative

Hopefully not a long crawl...

30 minute drive home. Not bad, except on NYE, Philly idiots shoot guns. I need to wear my vest to and from the car!

238 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:19:29pm
239 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:19:32pm

re: #218 ploome hineni

I am always very careful about my sspelling

I em olweys vary karrfool uhbowt meye sptelinq.

240 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:19:37pm

re: #193 FurryOldGuyJeans

As it always is around the lizard den.

*hicck*

241 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:19:39pm

re: #230 fclass308

No! You can't make me!

He and Helen Thomas must be twins separated at birth. How else to 'splain the fugly?

242 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:19:55pm

re: #217 FurryOldGuyJeans

Ain't drinking, let alone at a Public House, so no need to mind my Pints and Quarts. ;)

Ans aghould you7 hace to much to frink in the military, please make sure your pals fon't stick you in a mail bag and then send you to Guam on a C-130...:)

243 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:20:12pm

re: #237 Wyatt Earp

30 minute drive home. Not bad, except on NYE, Philly idiots shoot guns. I need to wear my vest to and from the car!

Ooof. Doubly and triply be safe.

244 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:20:18pm

re: #195 claspur

My public school always taught us that the Son revolved around the Whurld? *chuh

Spelling rules hurt fragile egos, dontcha' know?

245 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:20:22pm

re: #228 ploome hineni

do we have to "whack" Mandy?

Nah - let's just tease her unmercifully.

246 Pietr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:20:23pm

re: #205 goddessoftheclassroom

Nope-just a HS grad. A friend, member of the wedding party, dated and married a nursing student from the college just south of town center. Up that LONG arse hill that was hell in the winter...LOL

Hour and 1/2-near Pottsville (I think that was the town-another Pa story)?

247 victor_yugo  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:20:52pm

Hi, all.

Hi, ploomie.

Anybody have any word from Karridine in Bangkok?

248 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:20:52pm

re: #230 fclass308

No! You can't make me!

I double dog dare yeah...:)

249 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:20:55pm

re: #196 fclass308

I hear ya, Mandy. but we are stuck with him. I am an avid rifleman and am seriously worried about my 2nd amendment rights under this incoming administration.

Hope for the best and plan for the worst.

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH.

250 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:20:58pm
251 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:21:07pm

re: #241 FurryOldGuyJeans


upding on that one! LOL

252 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:21:14pm

re: #243 CynicalConservative

Ooof. Doubly and triply be safe.

Always. I'll probably drive with my eyes closed and my Glock pointed out the window.

///

253 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:21:22pm

re: #248 Dustyvet

I double dog dare yeah...:)

TRIPLE dog dare YOU! ;)

254 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:21:24pm

re: #232 Alouette

I'm sure he finished all his dope.

Probably. Poor man.

255 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:21:36pm

re: #221 MandyManners

Some conniving little bastards get ahead in life. Look at George Soros.

People who do that turn to stone.

256 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:21:45pm

re: #199 goddessoftheclassroom

AT our 5-year reunion, he said politics was his ultimate career goal. I haven't heard of him since.

Maybe he's in a Club Fed somewhere.

257 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:22:20pm

re: #252 Wyatt Earp

Always. I'll probably drive with my eyes closed and my Glock pointed out the window.

///

Deterrence! Good call.

258 Luigi  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:22:28pm

I've never seen anything like this before. The British embassy in Tehran was stormed and breached yesterday and the BBC basically suppressed the news. Okay, they covered it but only with the most cursory, hidden, low key and abbreviated coverage.

First I saw it in Gateway
[Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]
then I went to the BBC to see how they were dealing with it. I couldn't find it. It wasn't on the front page where it belonged. It wasn't any sort of sidebar to their Gaza coverage. It wasn't even in their Middle East page. I only came across it from a link from some blog.

Here is the BBC coverage of a successful attack on the British embassy in Iran.
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]
It is hideously understated. They leave out the fact that their national embassy is firebombed.

I'm not going to mince words here. I know in my heart that the BBC is downplaying this story because they do not want anybody to get mad at Muslims when the BBC is in full attack mode against the Jews.

This is beyond pathetic. It is pathological. In some twisted way, it reminds me of Hitler during World War II diverting resources away from his war effort to his death camps.

259 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:22:30pm

re: #176 turn

Is he gaining weight or what?

I would say that Tipper lost weight and FatAlGore found it, but, Tipper is big as a house too.

260 victor_yugo  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:22:32pm

re: #249 MandyManners

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH.

STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY

261 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:22:55pm

re: #259 Truck Monkey

I would say that Tipper lost weight and FatAlGore found it, but, Tipper is big as a house too.

Now it's more difficult to "Tipper."

262 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:23:25pm

re: #259 Truck Monkey

I would say that Tipper lost weight and FatAlGore found it, but, Tipper is big as a house too.

What's his carbo footprint?

263 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:23:43pm

re: #261 Wyatt Earp

Now it's more difficult to "Tipper."

Al and Tipper tipping can change the earth's rotation.

264 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:24:06pm

re: #263 Alouette

Al and Tipper tipping can change the earth's rotation.

Al is starting to bend light.

265 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:24:21pm

A few days ago in my paper, two gentlemen have filed suit for Indiana's electoral college to review *Barry Soetoro's viability regarding a valid birth cirtificate.
This issue won't ever go away until good 'ol Barry produces one.

266 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:24:22pm

re: #221 MandyManners

Look at George Soros.

Now who's harshing whose buzz, sister?

267 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:24:24pm

re: #264 Wyatt Earp

Al is starting to bend light.

HA!

268 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:24:32pm

re: #263 Alouette

Al and Tipper tipping can change the earth's rotation.

Mikey Moore's already doing that...

269 jalarky  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:24:33pm

Bless our nation.

Bless Israel, too.

270 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:24:46pm

re: #263 Alouette

Did you get your squid pie mug?

271 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:24:48pm

Evening all! Just home from Chinese food at my sisters. What's new here?

272 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:25:08pm

re: #265 claspur

A few days ago in my paper, two gentlemen have filed suit for Indiana's electoral college to review *Barry Soetoro's viability regarding a valid birth cirtificate.
This issue won't ever go away until good 'ol Barry produces one.

BLAMMO!

Sorry, that was my head exploding.

273 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:25:14pm

re: #204 FurryOldGuyJeans

Oh yeah, SUUURE! ;)

re: #206 Dianna

Time to laugh, helplessly. You can't win this one. Sorry.

Milky Way. Chocolate. M&M's? MARS CANDY?

*throws hands up*

274 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:25:21pm

re: #271 ArmyWife

Evening all! Just home from Chinese food at my sisters. What's new here?

Are you hungry yet?

275 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:25:34pm

I've finally learned to bend bamboo successfully. I'me bending parts for a bamboo catwheel. I'm drunk and playing with a propane torch indoors; What could possibly got wrong?

276 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:25:42pm

Nope! But I did forget my fortune cookie, which is a bummer.

277 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:25:52pm

re: #273 MandyManners

Milky Way. Chocolate. M&M's? MARS CANDY?

*throws hands up*

Mandy, I've stepped into a few, but that one...that's a true classic.

278 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:26:16pm

re: #273 MandyManners

Milky Way. Chocolate. M&M's? MARS CANDY?

*throws hands up*

ROFLMHWAO! ;)

279 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:26:28pm

Ain't no way I can catch up, especially because I gotta' go lash and cane The Kid to make him get ready for bed. bbiaw

280 Miss Trixie  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:26:29pm

re: #260 victor_yugo

STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY

PEACE THROUGH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER!

&#9834 &#9836 Happy New Year's Eve! &#9836 &#9834

281 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:26:31pm

re: #275 Killgore Trout

Absolutely nothing. I hear if you spray hairspray on the bamboos while using the propane torch indoors it makes it bend much easier. You should try it.

282 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:26:57pm

re: #281 ArmyWife

Absolutely nothing. I hear if you spray hairspray on the bamboos while using the propane torch indoors it makes it bend much easier. You should try it.

LOL!

283 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:27:08pm

re: #277 Dianna

Mandy, I've stepped into a few, but that one...that's a true classic.

Amazing how the lizaroid army can see the smut in virtual anything, eh? ;)

284 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:27:35pm

re: #276 ArmyWife

Nope! But I did forget my fortune cookie, which is a bummer.

Here's a fix for that Army Wife...:)


[Link: www.chinaunique.com...]

285 CynicalConservative  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:27:36pm

re: #283 FurryOldGuyJeans

Amazing how the lizaroid army can see the smut in virtual anything, eh? ;)

We got mad skillz

286 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:28:20pm

re: #272 Wyatt Earp

The other suit by a retired colonel...Obama is named as, Barry Soetoro...aka Obama lmao

287 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:28:22pm

re: #277 Dianna

Mandy, I've stepped into a few, but that one...that's a true classic.

So is this.

Youtube Video
288 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:29:10pm

Some idiot is setting off fireworks on the street behind my house. They're illegal here. Lots of dry brush around. BRB...heads will roll.

289 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:29:20pm

re: #284 Dustyvet

Oh goodie! The "little ending" works just as well on those puppies, too. The night is looking more promising!

290 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:29:32pm

re: #281 ArmyWife

It gives off a lovely smell when heated...
Bamboo vinegar

Bamboo vinegar is a by-product of bamboo carbonization. Herbal properties include the powerful ability to assist in the discharge of unnecessary waste matter and toxins from the human body. Bamboo vinegar has also been used in health food drinks, cosmetics, medicines, and horticultural products.


I might throw some on the BBQ next time I fire it up.

291 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:29:48pm

referring article about this retired colonel I read this am, on WND

292 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:29:50pm

re: #283 FurryOldGuyJeans

Amazing how the lizaroid army can see the smut in virtual anything, eh? ;)

No one - but no one - had to look too hard for that one!

293 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:30:07pm

Happy New Year!

May Israel Prevail!

294 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:30:14pm

OK, the Kanamit on To Serve Man is now speaking to UN representatives. He just promised to end global warming.

He plans on ending world hunger.

295 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:30:29pm

re: #292 Dianna

No one - but no one - had to look too hard for that one!

It was a tad bit obvious.

296 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:30:31pm

OK I'm back. Is the party in full swing yet?

297 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:30:44pm

re: #263 Alouette

Al and Tipper tipping can change the earth's rotation.

Can you imagine them bumping uglies? Just watching that kiss at the convention made me throw up in my mouth a little.

298 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:30:59pm

re: #294 JammieWearingFool

OK, the Kanamit on To Serve Man is now speaking to UN representatives. He just promised to end global warming.

He plans on ending world hunger.

Just don't skip any meals.

299 itellu3times  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:31:03pm

re: #294 JammieWearingFool

He plans on ending world hunger.

Good news for Galactus.

300 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:31:30pm

re: #290 Killgore Trout

Recently bamboo vinegar has drawn the attention of medical researches for the treatment of dermatitis,

What they don't tell you is you burned all your skin off so SHAZAM! No more dermatitis.

301 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:32:02pm

re: #298 FurryOldGuyJeans

Just don't skip any meals.

Mess kit repair battalion, handle platoon.

302 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:32:06pm

re: #297 Truck Monkey

Can you imagine them bumping uglies? Just watching that kiss at the convention made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Doesn't it though? And the convention went wild. I think they showed it on the news a million times as well. Major ICK moment, that.

303 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:32:07pm

re: #287 MandyManners

What am I looking at? I can't get video sound, so I'm a bit at a loss.

304 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:32:10pm

re: #288 BaseballMom57

Some idiot is setting off fireworks on the street behind my house. They're illegal here. Lots of dry brush around. BRB...heads will roll.

Bring your bat!

305 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:32:26pm

re: #279 MandyManners

Ain't no way I can catch up, especially because I gotta' go lash and cane The Kid to make him get ready for upbed. bbiaw

The beatings will continue until morale improves...

306 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:32:44pm

re: #294 JammieWearingFool

He plans on ending world hunger.

They tried that Soylent Green stuff, didn't work out so well.

307 rustynail  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:33:02pm

Happy New Year all! Been listening to Auld Lang Syne from Waterloo Bridge on YouTube (

Youtube Video
Makes one think about times past.
308 burntjohn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:33:12pm

Antidepressants save lives, and untreated depression is what kills people.

309 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:33:22pm

re: #275 Killgore Trout

I've finally learned to bend bamboo successfully. I'me bending parts for a bamboo catwheel. I'm drunk and playing with a propane torch indoors; What could possibly got wrong?

Step away from the torch!

310 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:33:50pm

re: #308 burntjohn

o_O

311 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:33:59pm

A Long December

Youtube Video
312 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:34:06pm

re: #310 FurryOldGuyJeans

o_O

Remember kid to keep your knees loose and above all, low profile!

313 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:34:25pm

re: #309 Shay4l

Step away from the torch!

Someone wants to play "Survivorman." :)

314 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:34:40pm

re: #312 Dustyvet

O_o

315 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:34:43pm

re: #302 BaseballMom57

Doesn't it though? And the convention went wild. I think they showed it on the news a million times as well. Major ICK moment, that.

Democrapr0n

316 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:35:01pm

The Church of England has just invested with Kanamit leader Algore.

317 opilio  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:35:09pm

re: #308 burntjohn

Antidepressants save lives, and untreated depression is what kills people.

Is that a response to something, or just a thought you felt like sharing?

318 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:35:11pm

re: #308 burntjohn

Antidepressants save lives, and untreated depression is what kills people.

Just don't throw alcohol - even a beer - on top of antidepressants!

319 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:35:14pm

re: #314 FurryOldGuyJeans

This isn't the same game where we all put our fingers on our noses, is it?

320 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:35:24pm

re: #314 FurryOldGuyJeans

O_o

Bolivia Exports Tin! :)

321 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:35:31pm

re: #311 Killgore Trout

A Long December

[Video]

Counting Crows? Thank you!

322 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:35:36pm

re: #315 Truck Monkey

Democrapr0n

I just threw up in my mouth a little. They have Michelle Obama and we have Sarah Palin. I like that.

323 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:36:00pm

re: #316 JammieWearingFool

The Church of England has just invested with Kanamit leader Algore.

People thought investing with Madoff was a smart bet too.

324 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:36:06pm

re: #275 Killgore Trout

I've finally learned to bend bamboo successfully. I'me bending parts for a bamboo catwheel. I'm drunk and playing with a propane torch indoors; What could possibly got wrong?

could be drinking Everclear while using the propane torch, then while brushing some hair out of your eyes, accidently light the Everclear on fire. While jumping up, the liquid splashes on the drapes catching them on fire, the propane torch sets the cat on fire when it drops to the floor, he commences to run around the room setting everything else on fire. The house quickly becomes fully involved and owing to the wind outside quickly spreads the fire to the neighbors houses. The fire department can't get their engines started to respond in time thus becoming the third worst conflagration in the history of the USA, third only to the Great Chicago Fire and the San Francisco Earthquake fire.

All because you wanted to save a couple of bucks on a kitty toy. ;-)>

325 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:36:10pm

re: #318 Dianna

Just don't throw alcohol - even a beer - on top of antidepressants!

What does it do?

326 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:36:11pm

re: #319 ArmyWife

This isn't the same game where we all put our fingers on our noses, is it?

I had a cop make me play that game.

327 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:36:40pm

re: #321 Dianna

Actually I kinda hate the band but that song is fantastic.

328 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:36:47pm

re: #326 NJDhockeyfan

I had a cop make me play that game.

Wasn't me, I swear!

329 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:36:54pm

re: #324 Outrider

could be drinking Everclear while using the propane torch, then while brushing some hair out of your eyes, accidently light the Everclear on fire. While jumping up, the liquid splashes on the drapes catching them on fire, the propane torch sets the cat on fire when it drops to the floor, he commences to run around the room setting everything else on fire. The house quickly becomes fully involved and owing to the wind outside quickly spreads the fire to the neighbors houses. The fire department can't get their engines started to respond in time thus becoming the third worst conflagration in the history of the USA, third only to the Great Chicago Fire and the San Francisco Earthquake fire.

All because you wanted to save a couple of bucks on a kitty toy. ;-)>

I hate it when that happens.

330 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:37:00pm

re: #324 Outrider

could be drinking Everclear while using the propane torch, then while brushing some hair out of your eyes, accidently light the Everclear on fire. While jumping up, the liquid splashes on the drapes catching them on fire, the propane torch sets the cat on fire when it drops to the floor, he commences to run around the room setting everything else on fire. The house quickly becomes fully involved and owing to the wind outside quickly spreads the fire to the neighbors houses. The fire department can't get their engines started to respond in time thus becoming the third worst conflagration in the history of the USA, third only to the Great Chicago Fire and the San Francisco Earthquake fire.

All because you wanted to save a couple of bucks on a kitty toy. ;-)>

(Applauding in silent awe)

331 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:37:05pm

re: #313 Wyatt Earp

Someone wants to play "Survivorman." :)

Every other episode we've seen, Survivorman will yell "Ouch!" doing some dumbass thing to hurt himself, and my wife and I laugh out loud.

332 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:37:05pm

re: #298 FurryOldGuyJeans

Just don't skip any meals.

We had a turkey dinner. I'm stuffed to Kanamit spec.

333 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:37:07pm

re: #319 ArmyWife

This isn't the same game where we all put our fingers on our noses, is it?

News is on... the guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died. :(

They can't seem to bury him. They put his right foot in the casket and... well, you know the rest!

334 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:37:34pm

re: #324 Outrider

All because you wanted to save a couple of bucks on a kitty toy.


Everything has its price.

335 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:38:06pm

re: #331 Shay4l

Every other episode we've seen, Survivorman will yell "Ouch!" doing some dumbass thing to hurt himself, and my wife and I laugh out loud.

I never liked Les Stroud at first, but I love the guy now. He's smart, but he's like me when he does things like that. Were you watching when he tried to put up the rock squirrel trap? Smashed his fingers a dozen times!

336 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:38:34pm

re: #326 NJDhockeyfan

I had a cop make me play that game.

For my dad, that test was to convince the drunk. Dad didn't need it. He could look at person and tell to the ounce had much they had had to drink.

Made for fun college years for me!

337 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:38:36pm

re: #325 Truck Monkey

What does it do?

1) makes you really, really drunk. Much drunker than the quantity of alcohol you consumed can explain. This is how you drive into the back of a parked semi.

2) can bring the depression back much worse. This is how Michael Hutchins of INXS came to kill himself.

338 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:38:50pm

re: #322 Wyatt Earp

I just threw up in my mouth a little. They have Michelle Obama and we have Sarah Palin. I like that.

I hate to be so catty, but Mrs. Obama has to be one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen. Very hard to look at. She's actually scary at times.

*hopes I don't have nightmares*

339 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:39:07pm

re: #327 Killgore Trout

I love CC, but - as always - tastes vary.

340 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:39:20pm

re: #336 Silhouette

For my dad, that test was to convince the drunk. Dad didn't need it. He could look at person and tell to the ounce had much they had had to drink.

Made for fun college years for me!

I am almost ashamed to admit that I can do that, too. The tests are usually just for our (humorous) benefit. :)

341 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:39:30pm

re: #338 BaseballMom57

She is just so...tall.

342 Miss Trixie  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:39:36pm

re: #294 JammieWearingFool

OK, the Kanamit on To Serve Man is now speaking to UN representatives. He just promised to end global warming.

He plans on ending world hunger.

Well then. He should try his hand at making sure Magic Chicken is prepared to feed the populace.

**warning** Not for those with weak tummies.

343 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:39:38pm

re: #308 burntjohn

Antidepressants save lives, and untreated depression is what kills people.

Natural selection does that...

344 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:39:45pm

re: #335 Wyatt Earp

I never liked Les Stroud at first, but I love the guy now. He's smart, but he's like me when he does things like that. Were you watching when he tried to put up the rock squirrel trap? Smashed his fingers a dozen times!

Oh, he obviously knows his stuff. He's just...amusing.

345 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:39:58pm

re: #338 BaseballMom57

I hate to be so catty, but Mrs. Obama has to be one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen. Very hard to look at. She's actually scary at times.

*hopes I don't have nightmares*

And she could be the nicest woman in the world, but I'm just not getting past that face.

346 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:40:03pm

re: #323 FurryOldGuyJeans

People thought investing with Madoff was a smart bet too.

Little difference between Madoff and Algore. The latter just hasn't been formally charged yet for perpetrating his scam.

In fact, when it's all added up the worldwide government and private investment in Gore's global warming hoax and this carbon footprint/green scam will dwarf Madoff's $50 billion swindle.

347 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:40:11pm

re: #340 Wyatt Earp

I am almost ashamed to admit that I can do that, too. The tests are usually just for our (humorous) benefit. :)

Like hiccup cures.

They don't really cure hiccups. They are mainly for the amusement of the friends of the hiccup sufferer.

348 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:40:24pm

re: #319 ArmyWife

This isn't the same game where we all put our fingers on our noses, is it?

My cousin has to do that regularly. She is seeing a neurologist about her migraines, and that's part of the brain test protocol.

I keep telling her that I'm gonna tell all her friends...!

349 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:40:27pm

re: #341 ArmyWife

She is just so...tall.

And broad. Football player shoulders.

350 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:40:50pm

re: #347 Silhouette

Like hiccup cures.

They don't really cure hiccups. They are mainly for the amusement of the friends of the hiccup sufferer.

"Um, yeah, um drink this water upside down." Gotta be a joke!

351 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:40:52pm

re: #346 JammieWearingFool

Little difference between Madoff and Algore. The latter just hasn't been formally charged yet for perpetrating his scam.

In fact, when it's all added up the worldwide government and private investment in Gore's global warming hoax and this carbon footprint/green scam will dwarf Madoff's $50 billion swindle.

You ain't just whistling Dixie!

352 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:40:58pm

re: #337 Dianna

1) makes you really, really drunk. Much drunker than the quantity of alcohol you consumed can explain. This is how you drive into the back of a parked semi.

2) can bring the depression back much worse. This is how Michael Hutchins of INXS came to kill himself.

Thank you. I did not know.

353 Sarge1984  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:41:02pm

re: #319 ArmyWife

This isn't the same game where we all put our fingers on our noses, is it?

You mean pig?

354 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:41:05pm

re: #347 Silhouette

Oh contraire (sp?). If you drink water with a teaspoon in the glass (gulp, no breaks) it cures 'em every time. We call it the Magic Spoon.

355 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:41:15pm

This sounds fun...

Clemson to be host of robotics competition

CLEMSON — On Saturday, Jan. 3, teenaged gearheads from across the Carolinas will converge on Clemson University to enter an unusual competition.

More than 100 high school students and mentors are expected to gather at the Madren Center's BellSouth Auditorium to learn details about this year's For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology (FIRST) Palmetto Regional Robotics Competition.

The competition pits teams of high schoolers against one another in a quest to build the best robot. The contest, which began with 28 teams 20 years ago, is expected to draw more than 1,600 teams this year.

This year marks the sixth annual Palmetto Regional competition and the second year Clemson has been host of the event.

At 10 a.m. Saturday, the student competitors gathered at Clemson will view a live webcast from FIRST headquarters in New Hampshire announcing the guidelines for this year's game. Each team subsequently will receive a kit with parts with which to build their mechanized creations.

Representatives from 21 teams — 18 from South Carolina and three from North Carolina — are expected in Clemson Saturday to receive their marching orders.

Each team will be allowed six weeks to build a robot no heavier than 120 pounds that can complete a specified, but as-yet-unknown, task in specified amount of time. The teams will ship their assembled robots to FIRST, which will in turn bring them back to Clemson March 26-28 for the regional competition at Littlejohn Coliseum.

356 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:41:18pm

re: #348 SteveC

My cousin has to do that regularly. She is seeing a neurologist about her migraines, and that's part of the brain test protocol.

I keep telling her that I'm gonna tell all her friends...!

proprioception

357 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:41:40pm

re: #354 ArmyWife

Oh contraire (sp?). If you drink water with a teaspoon in the glass (gulp, no breaks) it cures 'em every time. We call it the Magic Spoon.


My wife and I do that . . . Oh, you meant something else. :)

358 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:41:49pm

re: #348 SteveC

Well, if you are by yourself, I believe the "dealer" is obvious, ya know?

359 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:41:50pm

Well, I got the little shit into bed, and a promise from him to stay there.

360 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:41:57pm

The Kanamit is promising peace, no more war and no more human suffering.

The masses are swooning.

Some call him a Messiah.

My leg is tingling, and it isn't the sciatica.

361 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:42:01pm

The word for the evening is "synergistic."

362 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:42:02pm

re: #324 Outrider

could be drinking Everclear while using the propane torch, then while brushing some hair out of your eyes, accidently light the Everclear on fire. While jumping up, the liquid splashes on the drapes catching them on fire, the propane torch sets the cat on fire when it drops to the floor, he commences to run around the room setting everything else on fire. The house quickly becomes fully involved and owing to the wind outside quickly spreads the fire to the neighbors houses. The fire department can't get their engines started to respond in time thus becoming the third worst conflagration in the history of the USA, third only to the Great Chicago Fire and the San Francisco Earthquake fire.

All because you wanted to save a couple of bucks on a kitty toy. ;-)>

My brother-in-law can save a couple of bucks on a kitty toy by not drinking the everclear and finding a dead cat somewhere.

363 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:42:20pm

Drinking and droogs never mix right.
Mainly because all the good illegal drugs don't exist anymore.

364 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:42:50pm

re: #360 JammieWearingFool

The Kanamit is promising peace, no more war and no more human suffering.

The masses are swooning.

Some call him a Messiah.

My leg is tingling, and it isn't the sciatica.

Just some woman being "stalked" by a hitchhiker here on the Left coast.

365 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:42:51pm

re: #344 Shay4l

Oh, he obviously knows his stuff. He's just...amusing.

he sure does things the hard way most of the time though. Guess it's for the audience. ;-)>

366 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:42:52pm

re: #327 Killgore Trout

Actually I kinda hate the band but that song is fantastic.

David Immergluk is an awsome guitar player...here is with Hiatt...

Youtube Video
367 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:42:56pm

Well, shooting call just came in. Allegedly founded, so I gotta run. If I'm not back before midnight, have a terrific New year, everyone!

368 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:42:58pm

re: #345 Wyatt Earp

And she could be the nicest woman in the world, but I'm just not getting past that face.

I KNOW! Sad, innit?

369 burntjohn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:43:05pm

re: #338 BaseballMom57

As for ugly first ladies, Eleanor Roosevelt.
I do not believe FDR drank absenth martinis for the pain

370 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:43:11pm

re: #338 BaseballMom57

I hate to be so catty, but Mrs. Obama has to be one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen. Very hard to look at. She's actually scary at times.

*hopes I don't have nightmares*

Is still say that Michelle Obama is Wayne Brady in drag. Has anyone seen the two of them in a room together?

371 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:43:19pm

re: #354 ArmyWife

Oh contraire (sp?). If you drink water with a teaspoon in the glass (gulp, no breaks) it cures 'em every time. We call it the Magic Spoon.

Right. And if I try it, I'll put my eye out while you giggle and point. I don't think so.

;-)

372 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:43:24pm

Back
Everybody seen this from PJM? Gaza Comes to America, hate demonstartions against Israel

373 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:43:31pm

re: #352 Truck Monkey

Thank you. I did not know.

Neither did I, prior to Hutchins' suicide.

Then a roomie and I went out one night, and she nearly ran us into the back of a parked semi. I got her to let me drive; I was very surprised, because I was pretty sure she hadn't had more than a couple beers over the course of the evening, and she'd been dancing. When we got home, she mentioned that she was taking an anti-depressant.

374 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:43:44pm

re: #367 Wyatt Earp

Well, shooting call just came in. Allegedly founded, so I gotta run. If I'm not back before midnight, have a terrific New year, everyone!

Be safe, and happy new year!
{Wyatt Earp}

375 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:44:25pm

re: #367 Wyatt Earp

Good luck! Be careful!

376 mojo9  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:44:28pm

happy new years all! had a couple drinks. kansas' "dust in the wind" comes to mind. damn, just came on the radio, no kiddin'!

377 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:44:50pm

re: #367 Wyatt Earp

Well, shooting call just came in. Allegedly founded, so I gotta run. If I'm not back before midnight, have a terrific New year, everyone!

Stay safe

378 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:45:07pm

re: #376 mojo9

happy new years all! had a couple drinks. kansas' "dust in the wind" comes to mind. damn, just came on the radio, no kiddin'!

That was the first song I heard on the radio the morning of my 14th birthday.

/random trivia

379 notutopia  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:45:10pm

re: #95 karmic_inquisitor

Here is a great post to ring in 2009 -

"People I don't want to hear about in 2009"

/ We can dream.

This looks just like our LGF list of possible nominees for the most useful idiot of 2008!

380 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:45:10pm

The Kanamit is weighing them in before they board their flight and nobody is suspicious. And no women are complaining about being weighed in public. Definitely unsuspecting Democrats hoodwinked by hope and change.

381 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:45:27pm

re: #369 burntjohn

She had an incredible personality. I am sure of it.

382 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:45:45pm

re: #370 Truck Monkey

Is still say that Michelle Obama is Wayne Brady in drag. Has anyone seen the two of them in a room together?

No freakin' way. Wayne Brady is much better looking.

/NOT GAY!

383 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:45:49pm

re: #364 FurryOldGuyJeans

Just some woman being "stalked" by a hitchhiker here on the Left coast.

I saw that three hours ago. Go figure.

384 burntjohn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:45:54pm

Synergistic is a word commies use to make them look hip.

385 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:46:15pm

re: #338 BaseballMom57

I hate to be so catty, but Mrs. Obama has to be one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen. Very hard to look at. She's actually scary at times.

*hopes I don't have nightmares*

WAB has a CBF.

386 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:46:19pm

re: #366 albusteve

Immergluk did all the lead guitar and mando for Hiatts 'Walk On'...one hell of a fine record I would highly recommend to anyone no matter their taste...

387 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:46:24pm

re: #369 burntjohn

As for ugly first ladies, Eleanor Roosevelt.
I do not believe FDR drank absenth martinis for the pain

Ain't that the truth. I remember the first time I saw a photo of her. I actually thought, "that man has a lot of hair". LOL

388 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:46:24pm

Have a nice New Year Wyatt.

389 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:46:38pm

re: #383 JammieWearingFool

I saw that three hours ago. Go figure.

Why figure, just HOPE! CHANGE!

390 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:46:45pm

re: #385 MandyManners

WAB has a CBF.

I'm shaking with giggles, especially since I now know what CBF means!

391 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:46:45pm

re: #338 BaseballMom57

And her militant black attitude exacerbates her decided unattractiveness.

Helluva thing to have to see in the White House. :(

392 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:46:54pm

re: #356 jamgarr

proprioception

Is that when you volenteer your company to sponsor the Toys for Tots program just so the handsome Marine in his dress uniform will come by and make you weak in the knees?

Because she does that too!

393 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:47:31pm

re: #390 goddessoftheclassroom

But I don't! What does it mean?

394 Achilles Tang  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:47:41pm

I think there was a typo there; should that not be imposition of insignificance on this celestial event?

No matter. Happy New Year to all.

395 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:47:49pm

Obama refusing to stay at the place he has in Washington and pushing to get into the White House and Blair House early. I swear he must think he is a Democratic Vice President.

396 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:47:54pm

*Mandy, How'd your laundry come-out this aft.? lol No mixed colors? *snick

397 mojo9  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:47:56pm

re: #363 claspur
no shit. i remember when "melts in your mind, not in your hand" actually meant something!

398 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:48:17pm

re: #359 MandyManners


Surely you aren't falling for that one...LOL

399 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:48:20pm

re: #395 lifeofthemind

He has the option of staying his butt home in Chicago.

400 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:48:35pm

re: #392 SteveC

Is that when you volenteer your company to sponsor the Toys for Tots program just so the handsome Marine in his dress uniform will come by and make you weak in the knees?

Because she does that too!


That's semperfixation

401 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:48:45pm

then there's Sonny Landreth and Hiatt...givin it up for Elvis...

Youtube Video
402 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:48:46pm

re: #393 ArmyWife

But I don't! What does it mean?

Cat Butt Face

403 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:48:46pm

re: #380 JammieWearingFool

The Kanamit is weighing them in before they board their flight and nobody is suspicious. And no women are complaining about being weighed in public. Definitely unsuspecting Democrats hoodwinked by hope and change.

Reminds me of a year end roundup in the local news paper here (Tacoma News Tribune) showing some of the unusual pictures/events from 2008. One had a woman hugging her TV then falling onto her knees to worship the image when Obama won the election.

404 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:49:05pm

re: #402 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh my!

405 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:49:35pm

re: #390 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm shaking with giggles, especially since I now know what CBF means!

Well, she does!

Pucker, WAB. Pucker.

406 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:49:40pm

re: #399 ArmyWife

He has the option of staying his butt home in Chicago.

Bet the 2nd White House will be in Hawaii, he has used Chicago and is ready to move on.

407 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:49:53pm

re: #366 albusteve

Not bad.

408 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:01pm

re: #390 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm shaking with giggles, especially since I now know what CBF means!

Ya' want some sliced lemon, WAB?

409 BignJames  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:01pm

re: #399 ArmyWife

He has the option of staying his butt home in Chicago.

Where did he live when he was a senator? Did he sleep in his office?

410 notutopia  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:04pm

re: #324 Outrider

could be drinking Everclear while using the propane torch, then while brushing some hair out of your eyes, accidently light the Everclear on fire. While jumping up, the liquid splashes on the drapes catching them on fire, the propane torch sets the cat on fire when it drops to the floor, he commences to run around the room setting everything else on fire. The house quickly becomes fully involved and owing to the wind outside quickly spreads the fire to the neighbors houses. The fire department can't get their engines started to respond in time thus becoming the third worst conflagration in the history of the USA, third only to the Great Chicago Fire and the San Francisco Earthquake fire.

All because you wanted to save a couple of bucks on a kitty toy. ;-)>

Brilliant...Wow!

411 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:08pm

re: #392 SteveC

You have no idea how many times I have nearly staged a swoon at Toys for Tots events.

I have always resisted, but I've come very, very close.

A particular laddie with green eyes...

412 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:27pm

re: #409 BignJames

The cloak room.

413 itellu3times  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:31pm

re: #338 BaseballMom57

I must hang out in bad areas, Ms. Obama seems to me mildly attractive, in a large way, compared to what I see when I traverse any average public space here in Los Angeles. We get a wide range, hereabouts, from the sublime to the ridiculous.

414 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:31pm

re: #393 ArmyWife

But I don't! What does it mean?

CBF = CatButtFace.

415 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:38pm

re: #406 lifeofthemind

Bet the 2nd White House will be in Hawaii, he has used Chicago and is ready to move on.

Translated: He's on the lam from John Law.

416 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:43pm

re: #402 goddessoftheclassroom

Cat Butt Face

She gonna be the recipient of a Cat Ass Trophy?

417 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:50:48pm

re: #408 MandyManners

and WAB is?

418 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:51:07pm

re: #406 lifeofthemind

Bet the 2nd White House will be in Hawaii, he has used Chicago and is ready to move on.

I agree. Chicago served its purpose and it is now time to toss the town under the bus or flush it down the memory hole.

419 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:51:07pm

re: #408 MandyManners

Ya' want some sliced lemon, WAB?

Just for you, Mandy!

420 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:51:10pm

re: #417 ArmyWife

and WAB is?

Glad you asked. ;)

421 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:51:17pm

Flight Number 914 from Earth now leaving.

Don't get on that ship!

The rest of the book!

It's a cookbook!

To Serve Man!.

Cheesy 1961 flying saucer takes off.

Upper West Sider just realizes he voted the wrong way.

The horror.

Thus ends the To Serve Man liveblog.

422 mojo9  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:51:20pm

re: #378 goddessoftheclassroom
i was a junior in college when that came out. thought it meant something other than it's real meaning. like being blown away.

423 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:51:40pm

re: #396 claspur

*Mandy, How'd your laundry come-out this aft.? lol No mixed colors? *snick

I segregate my clothes: lights with lights, and darks with darks.

Yes. I AM A LAUNDRIST!

424 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:51:58pm

Just thought of this, WAB pushing for Blair House because BHO's Senate flat isn't good enough for a few days makes her the official "Blair Witch."

425 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:52:05pm

re: #421 JammieWearingFool

Flight Number 914 from Earth now leaving.

Don't get on that ship!

The rest of the book!

It's a cookbook!

To Serve Man!.

Cheesy 1961 flying saucer takes off.

Upper West Sider just realizes he voted the wrong way.

The horror.

Thus ends the To Serve Man liveblog.

The saucer is actually from the 1950's, specifically Forbidden Planet IIRC.

426 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:52:15pm

re: #417 ArmyWife

White-ass bitch

427 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:52:21pm

re: #418 Truck Monkey

Yes, most especially as the rest of the world is getting a great view of the politic system there. He won't want the little people to remember that connection.

428 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:52:49pm

re: #398 fclass308

Surely you aren't falling for that one...LOL

If he wants a Mohawk next summer, he will do what I say a certain per centage of the time.

429 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:52:53pm

re: #423 MandyManners

I segregate my clothes: lights with lights, and darks with darks.

Yes. I AM A LAUNDRIST!

So your sheets are color coordinated?

430 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:53:01pm

Arabs draft UN resolution to halt Gaza attacks

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — The U.N. Security Council held an emergency meeting Wednesday night on an Arab request for a binding and enforceable resolution condemning Israel and halting its military attacks on Gaza.

But the draft resolution circulated by Libya on behalf of the 22-member Arab League was immediately rejected by the United States as "unbalanced" and "one-sided" because it makes no mention of halting the Hamas rocket attacks that led to the Israeli offensive.

Sudan's U.N. ambassador said a resolution likely would not be adopted before Monday, when a delegation of Arab foreign ministers is due to arrive.

431 NelsFree  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:53:21pm

re: #108 MandyManners

Wouldn't the chocolate melt?

When I read this post, I heard Snickers among the Lizards.

432 Salem  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:53:33pm

re: #425 FurryOldGuyJeans

The saucer is actually from the 1950's, specifically Forbidden Planet IIRC.

Earth vs. the Flying Saucers

433 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:53:43pm

re: #426 fclass308

White-ass bitch

Can we make that an honorary title... or does someone have to actually check?

434 itellu3times  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:03pm

re: #430 NJDhockeyfan

Gaza should be evacuated until it can be searched.

435 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:11pm

re: #430 NJDhockeyfan

The ARABS? Yeah. Let them draft it until the cows come home. It will keep them busy as Israel kicks ass.

436 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:13pm

re: #432 Salem

Earth vs. the Flying Saucers

The classic SciFi movies did use the saucer a lot. ;)

437 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:21pm

And I draft a U.N. resolution to stop arab nations from drafting U.N. resolutions to halt gaza attacks.

438 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:27pm

re: #409 BignJames

Where did he live when he was a senator? Did he sleep in his office?

He slept where WAB told him to sleep or, he got the full-frontal CBF.

439 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:40pm

re: #426 fclass308

White-ass bitch

Whiney

440 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:40pm

re: #396 claspur

*Mandy, How'd your laundry come-out this aft.? lol No mixed colors? *snick

Racist!

441 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:44pm

re: #413 itellu3times

I must hang out in bad areas, Ms. Obama seems to me mildly attractive, in a large way, compared to what I see when I traverse any average public space here in Los Angeles. We get a wide range, hereabouts, from the sublime to the ridiculous.

No! You don't! Really? Well, I can't argue with you - every one has their own idea of attractive.

442 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:54:52pm

re: #428 MandyManners

A mohawk? PUHLEEEZE!

443 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:55:02pm

re: #417 ArmyWife

and WAB is?

WhineyAssBitch.

444 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:55:19pm

Mandy,

CBF?

/Man, it's hard to keep up.

445 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:55:20pm

re: #431 NelsFree

When I read this post, I heard Snickers among the Lizards.

I've favorited both Mandy's slip, and my comment on it.

446 BignJames  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:55:40pm

re: #438 MandyManners

He slept where WAB told him to sleep or, he got the full-frontal CBF.

P-whipped?

447 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:55:56pm

I see WAB is getting just as much respect as Laura Bush received the past 8 years.

448 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:56:02pm

re: #439 lifeofthemind

tomato...tomahto LOL

449 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:56:43pm

re: #446 BignJames

P-whipped?

WAB has bigger balls than Our Messiah-King does, quite similar to the last Dem administration.

450 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:56:44pm

re: #435 ArmyWife

The ARABS? Yeah. Let them draft it until the cows come home. It will keep them busy as Israel kicks ass.

Here's the list of Arabs...

Sudan's U.N. Ambassador Abdalmahmood Abdalhaleem Mohamed said he did not foresee the adoption of a resolution before Monday because a delegation of Arab foreign ministers is flying to New York "to give a boost to the diplomatic activity here."

He said the ministers — from Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Syria, Qatar, Lebanon, Libya, Egypt and Morocco — would arrive Sunday or Monday. Arab League Secretary-General Amr Moussa has also asked Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas "to lead the diplomatic campaign in New York," he said.

Yeah, they'll be fair.

451 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:56:51pm

Research: Some un-posed Michelle Obama expressions:
Image: michelle-obama.jpg
Image: michelle-obama-6-18-08-4.jpg
[Link: www.thewe.cc...]
vs. some more posed expressions:
Image: michelle-obama-nc.jpg
[Link: www.barackobama.net...]

452 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:56:56pm

Let me clear some air here, and I didn't just fart, okay?
I've been reading this site for almost two years now and have not been able to find a slot-time to register, until last week sometime.

The last couple days has been pestering me because allthewayback, Mandy has cracked me the F-up in here reading her comments.
I'm not a troll...I've got better things to do than bother a nice room like this.
Just kicking myself in the head from a couple weeks back from a post, and one of Mandy's comments that I didn't write down to refferance at a latter time...'cept I blew it off because of my thoughts of never getting-in to register...even mailed Charles a month, or so ago asking me for an avenue to get signed.
I know that's not the way this shooting match goes tho...*sigh :o)

453 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:56:56pm

re: #419 goddessoftheclassroom

Just for you, Mandy!

I just spewed more than a few precious drops of Basil all over everything within 18 inches.

Is there nothing ICANHAS does not address?

454 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:56:58pm

Possessed Dryer


Quick an Exorcist!


Youtube Video
455 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:57:16pm

re: #426 fclass308

White-ass bitch

NO. NO. NO.

456 Salem  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:57:30pm

re: #436 FurryOldGuyJeans

The classic SciFi movies did use the saucer a lot. ;)

Ray Harryhausen the stop-motion wizard designed it.

457 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:57:32pm

re: #426 fclass308

White-ass bitch

I thought it was Whiny Ass Bitch.

458 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:57:46pm

re: #429 SteveC

So your sheets are color coordinated?

How much laundry do you do?

459 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:58:00pm

re: #451 jaunte

Research: Some un-posed Michelle Obama expressions:
[Link: www.obamablog08.com...]
[Link: www.judiciaryreport.com...]
[Link: www.thewe.cc...]
vs. some more posed expressions:
[Link: www.celebitchy.com...]
[Link: www.barackobama.net...]

As phony as a $3 bill.

460 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:58:32pm

re: #451 jaunte

Research: Some un-posed Michelle Obama expressions:
[Link: www.obamablog08.com...]
[Link: www.judiciaryreport.com...]
[Link: www.thewe.cc...]
vs. some more posed expressions:
[Link: www.celebitchy.com...]
[Link: www.barackobama.net...]

After looking at that third one, I've lost all sense of humor. I will never smile again.

/

461 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:58:37pm

re: #423 MandyManners
Launderist...very nice. :o)

462 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:58:55pm

re: #452 claspur

Welcome. Happy New Year!

463 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:59:16pm

NOOO! Israel is stepping on Lord High Commander Obama's plan!

How dare they?!?!

464 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:59:19pm

I hear fireworks already. I hope they have 60 minutes worth of explosives. And I hope Cranky Neighbor Guy is annoyed with them.

465 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:59:20pm

re: #459 FurryOldGuyJeans

As phony as a $3 bill.

Is that slightly more phony than a two-dollar bill, but not more phony than a $4 bill?

466 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:59:30pm

re: #425 FurryOldGuyJeans

The saucer is actually from the 1950's, specifically Forbidden Planet IIRC.

Yes, but the episode is from 1962. I guess Rod was stuck with the old technology. I could swear I saw the strings.

The Masks is on now. Another gem.

467 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:59:33pm

re: #451 jaunte

Ew! Ew! Ew! She always looks as if she is smelling something REALLY stinky, doesn't she?

Okay...meowing is off. I'm done.

468 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 7:59:37pm

Almost 10 p.m. in Houston, and the gunshots are beginning.

469 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:00:17pm

re: #449 FurryOldGuyJeans

WAB has bigger balls than Our Messiah-King does, quite similar to the last Dem administration.

Does that mean that there is a no dress rule in the White House again?

470 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:00:18pm

re: #458 MandyManners

How much laundry do you do?

Hell, Mandy, I'm so poor I take in laundry... and don't send it back!

471 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:00:21pm

re: #465 gclaghorn

Is that slightly more phony than a two-dollar bill, but not more phony than a $4 bill?

$2 bills aren't phony.

472 BignJames  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:00:27pm

re: #449 FurryOldGuyJeans

WAB has bigger balls than Our Messiah-King does, quite similar to the last Dem administration.


The lockbox is back!

473 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:00:33pm

re: #447 FurryOldGuyJeans

I see WAB is getting just as much respect as Laura Bush received the past 8 years.

Laura Bush is a class act. Policy disputes aside the quality of a spouse says something. Bush and McCain do not like each other but they both married intelligent, gracious and productive women. Their beauty is not skin deep, they age well. Michelle Obama is a grievance machine. She does not age well.

474 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:01:07pm

re: #470 SteveC

Hell, Mandy, I'm so poor I take in laundry... and don't send it back!

No Tickie, No washie eh...:)

475 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:01:11pm

re: #467 BaseballMom57

Ew! Ew! Ew! She always looks as if she is smelling something REALLY stinky, doesn't she?

Okay...meowing is off. I'm done.

Sort of like this?

476 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:01:12pm

re: #471 Silhouette

$2 bills aren't phony.

You are right! I stand corrected.

477 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:01:13pm

re: #451 jaunte

Research: Some un-posed Michelle Obama expressions:
[Link: www.obamablog08.com...]
[Link: www.judiciaryreport.com...]
[Link: www.thewe.cc...]
vs. some more posed expressions:
[Link: www.celebitchy.com...]
[Link: www.barackobama.net...]


People were scared of Hillary as first lady.( for good reason )
I think Michelle might just give them a run for their money.

and this after one of the classiest, most gentle, kind first ladies this Country has ever known.

they don't make many women like Laura Bush. She will be missed in the white house

478 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:01:53pm

re: #462 NJDhockeyfan

ty NJDFan...you too... Blackhawks looked like chit last night in Deetroit too...*sigh

479 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:02:02pm

re: #463 SteveC

So they are just as disenchanted with The One as our Leftist buddies over here are going to become, huh?

480 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:02:03pm

didnt like 08 so much?...then follow JoJo...he got MoJo

Youtube Video
481 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:02:04pm

Laura Bush, the epitome of a First Lady.

482 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:02:30pm

re: #450 NJDhockeyfan

Yeah, they'll be fair.

Actually this may be a delaying tactic by the enemies of Hamas to buy Israel time. Wheels within wheels.

483 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:02:41pm

re: #477 Shug

People were scared of Hillary as first lady.( for good reason )
I think Michelle might just give them a run for their money.

and this after one of the classiest, most gentle, kind first ladies this Country has ever known.

they don't make many women like Laura Bush. She will be missed in the white house

I pity the poor people who will work in the WH at the beck and call of the new, entitled, first family.

484 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:02:44pm

re: #470 SteveC

Hell, Mandy, I'm so poor I take in laundry... and don't send it back!

THATS where all my mismatched socks went !

485 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:02:47pm

re: #454 Dustyvet

Possessed Dryer


Quick an Exorcist!

Sounds like they put a bowling ball in there.

And what the heck is the printer/fax machine doing on the washer? Them people is jacked UP!

486 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:02:47pm

re: #477 Shug

People were scared of Hillary as first lady.( for good reason )
I think Michelle might just give them a run for their money.

and this after one of the classiest, most gentle, kind first ladies this Country has ever known.

they don't make many women like Laura Bush. She will be missed in the white house

Since you mentioned Hillary:

Fashion for the PUMA on the Go

NOTE: Not for the faint of heart.

487 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:03:15pm

I hope no one here knows this cashier

Police in Kentucky are looking for a customer who succeeded in paying for a $2 order at a fast-food restaurant with a phony $200 bill featuring a picture of President Bush and a depiction of the White House with a lawn sign saying, “We like broccoli.”

Authorities say the female cashier at a Dairy Queen in Danville even gave the culprit $198 in change.

The cartoonish bill also depicted an oil well on one side of the bill.

Because there is no actual $200 currency, the culprit could face a charge of theft by deception but not counterfeiting, authorities said.

488 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:03:18pm

re: #442 fclass308

A mohawk? PUHLEEEZE!

Why not? He's young and has very little control over his own body/life.

He's told when to take a bath, go to bed, get up, eat breakfast, get dressed, put in his contact, get into the car, brush his teeth, line up for class, line up for chapel, line up for class, do school shit, get out of school, get in the car, get home, do his homework, brush his teeth and go back to the bath thing.

It'll be a reward for his meeting certain goals.

489 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:03:24pm

I wonder if the LGF Spy hamster is getting tired of all the false alarms yet. Click. Close tab. Click. Close tab.

You all Gotta Read This. Snapped Shot, the OCD Fisker of the MSM. Save it and read it later, or tomorrow, after the hangover, I don't care. Just read it.

Israel Being Attacked for Being Attacked

Found it through this, the '08 Weblog Awards page. I knew Snapped Shot before, there's just so many good blogs out there, I had forgotten about it. It's some good solid fisking. Oh, and it seems that LGF is still a conservative Blog, despite claims by Charles to the contrary. Doh. Freakin categorizers.

-Taq

Happy New Year all!

490 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:03:38pm

re: #477 Shug

I wonder what Michelle's negotiated salary will be.

491 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:03:38pm

re: #484 sattv4u2

THATS where all my mismatched socks went !

No, HERE!

492 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:03:53pm

re: #491 goddessoftheclassroom

No, HERE!

I knew it!

493 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:03:56pm

Buy pizza for IDF soldiers

494 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:04:16pm

Tanks are gonna roll soon, I think.

Palce your bets...

495 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:04:43pm

re: #446 BignJames

P-whipped?

I draw the line at speculating about the sex life of a president in the post-Clinton era.

496 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:05:07pm

re: #490 jaunte

I wonder what Michelle's negotiated salary will be.

for tax purposes, it will be very low

;)

497 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:05:11pm

re: #491 goddessoftheclassroom

No, HERE!

We once had a Boa Constrictor do that. Mother was not pleased.

498 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:05:13pm

re: #483 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I pity the poor people who will work in the WH at the beck and call of the new, entitled, first family.

No doubt! I eagerly await the tell-all books that come out of THAT administration.

499 RubyTuesday  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:05:16pm

re: #370 Truck Monkey

Mrs. Messiah is the face of racial hatred. No wonder it's unattractive.

500 fclass308  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:05:34pm

re: #488 MandyManners


Whatever. Your kid, your rules. :)

Happy New Year!

501 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:06:03pm

Is Dick Clark still doing new years eve?

502 mikeymom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:06:21pm

hey all-late to the thread--just wanted to wish you all the bestest--youse guys are the best!i'm feel honored to be a lizard-best to charles and him mom in 2009!

503 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:06:22pm

same foursome...before you were born!...

Youtube Video
504 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:06:29pm

Also, under the category Best Pet Blog, this is hilarious:
A site named "F*** You, Penguin." Check it. I LOL'ed.

505 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:06:33pm

re: #449 FurryOldGuyJeans

WAB has bigger balls than Our Messiah-King does, quite similar to the last Dem administration.

WAB has the Messiah-King's in a box, let's him have them on occasion.

506 Salem  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:06:34pm

re: #494 SteveC

Tanks are gonna roll soon, I think.

Palce your bets...

Okay, I will palce my bets.

507 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:06:51pm

re: #501 Shug

Is Dick Clark still doing new years eve?

I don't think so. Ryan Seacrest is taking over.

508 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:07:10pm

re: #501 Shug

Is Dick Clark still doing new years eve?

Every Millennium

509 BignJames  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:07:18pm

re: #501 Shug

Is Dick Clark still doing new years eve?

He's still alive? He'd still look great dead.

510 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:07:22pm

re: #500 fclass308

Whatever. Your kid, your rules. :)

Happy New Year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

511 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:07:27pm

re: #501 Shug

Is Dick Clark still doing new years eve?

he had a stroke back in 2004. he can barley walk and has trouble talking

512 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:07:52pm

There is a bunny on my bed.

513 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:07:54pm

re: #498 BaseballMom57

No doubt! I eagerly await the tell-all books that come out of THAT administration.

I see a lot of "Travel Office" type firings in the near future.

514 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:08:12pm

I believe Dick Clark will be on with Ryan Seacrest.

515 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:08:15pm

re: #466 JammieWearingFool

Yes, but the episode is from 1962. I guess Rod was stuck with the old technology. I could swear I saw the strings.

The Masks is on now. Another gem.

I think it was whatever the studio had in their warehouse.

If you are a TZ fan you should consider getting the definitive collection on DVD. Even if they were just the uncut versions of each episode would be excellent, but the extras are a wonderful plus.

516 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:08:21pm

re: #501 Shug

Is Dick Clark still doing new years eve?

Is he still alive?

517 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:08:29pm

re: #512 Silhouette

Hef?

518 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:08:31pm

re: #516 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Is he still alive?

Yep.

519 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:08:45pm

re: #512 Silhouette

There is a bunny on my bed.

Wow ,, why didn't I think of asking Hugh Hefner for a Christmas present !

520 bcgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:08:55pm

Happy New Year everyone, I had to take a break after the messiah won, have barley turned on the tv, talk radio or anything. it is going to be a long two years, till we get rid of harry reid (i am a nevadan) and i just thank my lucky stars that i can come here for sanity and insanity.
lovin all the lizard nation on this last night of 2008, ps, please, praying folks, pray for Alia, my sponsor child in Egypt, she is now going on 13, I have sponsored her since age 9, please pray for her welfare and her safety.

521 NelsFree  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:09:01pm

re: #445 Dianna

Milky Way = Candy Bar
Snickers = Candy Bar

I'm orbiting on a Mars Bar waiting for your reply...

522 Truck Monkey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:09:08pm

re: #507 gclaghorn

I don't think so. Ryan Seacrest is taking over.

None too soon either. Poor old Dick could not manage the countdown last year. I would hope that they wouldn't roll him out there again this year.

523 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:09:14pm

re: #494 SteveC

Tanks are gonna roll soon, I think.

Palce your bets...

They will, until Hamas is not a worry if Iran needs to be addressed.

524 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:09:23pm

re: #518 gclaghorn

Yep.

Things like that keep me from feeling old.
:-)

525 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:09:32pm

re: #516 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Is he still alive?

had a bad stroke 4 years ago. can barley walk/ talk

526 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:09:55pm

re: #507 gclaghorn

I don't think so. Ryan Seacrest is taking over.

Dick Clark usually makes a token appearance, but Seacrest has been trying to vote him off the Island for several weeks now.

527 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:10:28pm

re: #473 lifeofthemind

Laura Bush is a class act. Policy disputes aside the quality of a spouse says something. Bush and McCain do not like each other but they both married intelligent, gracious and productive women. Their beauty is not skin deep, they age well. Michelle Obama is a grievance machine. She does not age well.

I do feel Mrs. Bush caught a lot of flak unfairly. Any WAB gets is too little and wholly deserved.

528 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:10:29pm

re: #520 bcgirl

Happy New Year everyone, I had to take a break after the messiah won, have barley turned on the tv, talk radio or anything. it is going to be a long two years, till we get rid of harry reid (i am a nevadan) and i just thank my lucky stars that i can come here for sanity and insanity.
lovin all the lizard nation on this last night of 2008, ps, please, praying folks, pray for Alia, my sponsor child in Egypt, she is now going on 13, I have sponsored her since age 9, please pray for her welfare and her safety.

May I put her on the prayer list?

529 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:10:31pm

re: #512 Silhouette

There is a bunny on my bed.

Don't drink out of that bottle anymore!

530 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:10:34pm

re: #522 Truck Monkey

None too soon either. Poor old Dick could not manage the countdown last year. I would hope that they wouldn't roll him out there again this year.

He did say he "wouldn't miss it for the world" back in 2006. Last year he only came on for about five minutes. Ryan Seacrest and Fergie did the rest.

531 Dianna  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:10:45pm

Dinner begins - we're probably eating in stages.

532 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:10:45pm

re: #513 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I see a lot of "Travel Office" type firings in the near future.

I get chided for comments like that. I agree. Who will be the first, I keep wondering, to assume room temperature for political reasons. Again, I'll bet it's someone with firsthand knowledge of the Fannie/Freddy sabotage. Up-dinged.

533 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:10:57pm

Caption this photo

534 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:11:10pm

re: #516 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Is he still alive?

Yes, but he had a stroke a few years ago and has difficulty speaking clearly, if I recall correctly.

535 mikeymom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:11:10pm

re: #520 bcgirl

prayers going up for her--and you--good to see ya back!

536 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:11:35pm

re: #520 bcgirl

Done. And bless you for sponsoring her.

537 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:11:50pm

re: #533 Shug

Caption this photo

"So I wake up, look in the mirror and find that someone has stenciled this facial hair on me!"

538 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:12:14pm

Illegal fireworks?

No red hot monkey love for you!

539 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:12:15pm

re: #532 Taqiyyotomist

I get chided for comments like that. I agree. Who will be the first, I keep wondering, to assume room temperature for political reasons. Again, I'll bet it's someone with firsthand knowledge of the Fannie/Freddy sabotage. Up-dinged.

No "room temp" ref... Hillary axed the travel office staff to fill it with cronies.

Fire, as in pink slip, not 9mm...

540 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:12:27pm

re: #511 sattv4u2

he had a stroke back in 2004. he can barley walk and has trouble talking

I know but they still trotted him out for a few minutes and it was heartbreaking. En I'm not watching it any more. It's not the same without Dick.

I was just wondering if they still parade him in front of the camera to drool on himself

541 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:12:28pm

re: #515 FurryOldGuyJeans

I think it was whatever the studio had in their warehouse.

If you are a TZ fan you should consider getting the definitive collection on DVD. Even if they were just the uncut versions of each episode would be excellent, but the extras are a wonderful plus.

I keep seeing the ad for that. Perhaps. But I've seen all the episodes many times and have some old Serling books and related material from way back. Just seeing them once annually now is enough.

These episodes are timeless.

542 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:12:42pm

re: #534 reine.de.tout

Yes, but he had a stroke a few years ago and has difficulty speaking clearly, if I recall correctly.

see my #511

543 VegasRick  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:12:51pm

re: #520 bcgirl

Happy New Year everyone, I had to take a break after the messiah won, have barley turned on the tv, talk radio or anything. it is going to be a long two years, till we get rid of harry reid (i am a nevadan) and i just thank my lucky stars that i can come here for sanity and insanity.
lovin all the lizard nation on this last night of 2008, ps, please, praying folks, pray for Alia, my sponsor child in Egypt, she is now going on 13, I have sponsored her since age 9, please pray for her welfare and her safety.


Done.

544 bcgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:13:09pm

re: #528 goddessoftheclassroom

May I put her on the prayer list?

yes please do she is from an area called minya province in upper Egypt (about 150 k from Cairo upstream the Nile)

545 NelsFree  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:13:16pm

re: #533 Shug

Lybian Leader, upon meeting the Borg, begins the Assimilation process.

546 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:13:34pm

Okay, now the bunny is meeting the dog. Sniffs all around, everyone is good friends.

547 rustynail  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:14:04pm

re: #468 jaunte

Almost 10 p.m. in Houston, and the gunshots are beginning.

Ditto here in Alabama. The local police chief has been quoted on the radio reminding locals not to shoot guns into the air. We have a lot of people who don't understand physics. Hope my roof is strong enough!

548 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:14:05pm

I hope htis thread picks up some. I can't watch Pride and Prejudice with my wife, I'll slit my wrists.

549 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:14:16pm

re: #544 bcgirl

yes please do she is from an area called minya province in upper Egypt (about 150 k from Cairo upstream the Nile)

Done!

550 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:14:27pm

re: #528 goddessoftheclassroom

To make room on your list, you may remove my father you so graciously added a few months ago, as he has since passed away, but not from the issue for which you added him.

So I thank you endlessly.

551 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:14:48pm

re: #506 Salem

are there instructions on how to palce?

552 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:14:55pm

re: #547 rustynail

Ditto here in Alabama. The local police chief has been quoted on the radio reminding locals not to shoot guns into the air. We have a lot of people who don't understand physics. Hope my roof is strong enough!

Did he say if it's okay to shoot them into a tree? a pond? the ground?/ a neighbor !?!?!?!?!

553 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:14:56pm

Charles might this cover of C McKinny's theme song...hey it's danceable too!

Youtube Video
554 Luigi  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:15:08pm

I think Israel's effort to develop a missile defense is the only serious way to proceed now. Here is the latest on "Iron Dome" the anti-missile system Israel is building. It is not a dream. It is becoming a reality.

[Link: frontpagemagazine.com...]

Despite conflicting media reports, Israel’s Ministry of Defense (MOD) insists that the Iron Dome anti-missile system will be operational in early 2010.


This is really an extension of the security fence that has been so successful against terror attacks. If it works at all, it will neutralize Hamas. If it works well, it will neutralize Hezbollah.

It's a shame to throw tomorrow's scientists and doctors against the diseased rats in Gaza's hardened bunkers. The security fence allowed Israel to end the intefadeh and rejoin Europe and the West. It led to prosperity and a mini Golden Age. It also proved to be successful as a public relations tool because the Palestinians could no longer peddle images of the their victim status from Israeli policing and retaliation for terror. A missile fence could turn Gaza's image from victims to losers.

Additionally, it would allow Hamas to keep Gaza because it would render them a good deal less dangerous. As long as Hamas has Gaza the Palestinian movement, Israel's number one enemy, is hopelessly divided. If Hamas reverted to PA hands Gaza would be more dangerous than it is now.

555 Sarge1984  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:15:15pm

re: #533 Shug

Caption this photo

"wikki wikki wikki"

"Then, like, whoooaaa! These F-111's flew over my place. I was, like, duuude! So I know what these dudes in Gaza are goin' through, man."

556 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:15:17pm

re: #548 Shay4l

I hope htis thread picks up some. I can't watch Pride and Prejudice with my wife, I'll slit my wrists.

becuase of the movie ,,,or the wife !?!?!?!

557 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:15:23pm

re: #550 Tarkus289

I am so sorry to hear of your loss.

558 NelsFree  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:15:37pm

re: #541 JammieWearingFool

I keep seeing the ad for that. Perhaps. But I've seen all the episodes many times and have some old Serling books and related material from way back. Just seeing them once annually now is enough.

These episodes are timeless.

One of those episodes was filmed on board the USS EDSON off San Diego in '62 or so. Rod Serling gave the Wardroom a Silver punch bowl and set up matching cups. The ship also had a 16mm reel of the episode, "Thirty Fathom Grave".

559 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:15:42pm

re: #550 Tarkus289

To make room on your list, you may remove my father you so graciously added a few months ago, as he has since passed away, but not from the issue for which you added him.

So I thank you endlessly.

Please accept my deepest sympathy.
{Tarkus289}

560 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:16:03pm

re: #548 Shay4l

The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights

Youtube Video
561 CapeCoddah  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:16:12pm

re: #533 Shug

Caption this photo

"Crazy as a Shithouse Rat"

562 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:16:16pm

re: #548 Shay4l

I hope htis thread picks up some. I can't watch Pride and Prejudice with my wife, I'll slit my wrists.

Oooo, which version? I have four different versions on DVD, as well as every other Jane Austen flick.

563 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:16:29pm

re: #550 Tarkus289

To make room on your list, you may remove my father you so graciously added a few months ago, as he has since passed away, but not from the issue for which you added him.

So I thank you endlessly.

I'm so sorry.

564 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:16:29pm

re: #550 Tarkus289

Tarkus, I am sorry. May he rest in peace, and may you have comfort in your grieving.

565 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:16:57pm

re: #559 goddessoftheclassroom

Thank you.

566 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:16:59pm

hope that I am not the first to break this tragic news to all of you, but along with Mayor Booberg, the Billaries will be dropping the ball at midnight. (No pun or fun intended, sadly.)

/I feel so much like a party pooper.

567 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:17:00pm

re: #560 Killgore Trout

The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights

[Video]

I HATE WUTHERING HEIGHTS.

The Laurence Olivier movie version isn't bad, though--the one movie I think is better than the book.

568 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:17:02pm

re: #539 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

No "room temp" ref... Hillary axed the travel office staff to fill it with cronies.

Fire, as in pink slip, not 9mm...

The LT said fire and I got a whole 105 Battery on standby...:)

569 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:17:14pm

Trying to post a link.

"Please choose a category from the menu."

What menu? There is no menu.
GRR.

570 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:17:36pm

re: #533 Shug

Caption this photo

I am al-walrus. koo koo kachoo koo koo kachoo

571 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:17:51pm

re: #569 Taqiyyotomist

Trying to post a link.

"Please choose a category from the menu."

What menu? There is no menu.
GRR.

The dropdown that says "Choose Category..."

572 bcgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:17:54pm

geeez are you guys kidding? i mean i know us folks her in america can be dumb but i did not think we actually follow that wonderful middle east tradition of "celebration" what happened to firecrackers and m-80's

re: #547 rustynail

Ditto here in Alabama. The local police chief has been quoted on the radio reminding locals not to shoot guns into the air. We have a lot of people who don't understand physics. Hope my roof is strong enough!

573 abolitionist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:18:20pm

re: #465 gclaghorn

Is that slightly more phony than a two-dollar bill, but not more phony than a $4 bill?

Thomas Jefferson is on $2 bill. Legal tender. They are available at Monticello. Generally withdrawn from circulation, however, because some people have passed them off as $5, with too much success.

574 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:18:26pm

re: #556 sattv4u2

becuase of the movie ,,,or the wife !?!?!?!

My wife is a diamond among quartz. I still don't want to watch Pride and Prejudice.

575 Hobbes  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:18:27pm

Cheers!

Happy New Year Lizards! Greetings from your fellow "Lizardette" in the corrupt state of Illinois politicians. May the new year bring us many indictments.

576 kcladderman  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:18:33pm

Well lizards I am ringing in the new year working at the fire station. Shots are already beginning in the neighborhood. So before all hell breaks loose in a half hour or so just want to wish you all a happy new year.

577 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:18:45pm

re: #573 abolitionist

Thomas Jefferson is on $2 bill. Legal tender. They are available at Monticello. Generally withdrawn from circulation, however, because some people have passed them off as $5, with too much success.

I know. I was corrected later down the thread and acknowledged the correction.

578 rightside  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:18:46pm

re: #569 Taqiyyotomist

on the left, there is a dropdown box with different categories.

579 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:18:48pm

re: #533 Shug

Tonight, I use this hand.

580 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:18:51pm

re: #569 Taqiyyotomist

Trying to post a link.

"Please choose a category from the menu."

What menu? There is no menu.
GRR.

1 item from column A, and 2 item's from column B...:)

581 Pietr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:19:03pm

re: #452 claspur

Let me clear some air here, and I didn't just fart, okay?
I've been reading this site for almost two years now and have not been able to find a slot-time to register, until last week sometime.

The last couple days has been pestering me because allthewayback, Mandy has cracked me the F-up in here reading her comments.
I'm not a troll...I've got better things to do than bother a nice room like this.
Just kicking myself in the head from a couple weeks back from a post, and one of Mandy's comments that I didn't write down to refferance at a latter time...'cept I blew it off because of my thoughts of never getting-in to register...even mailed Charles a month, or so ago asking me for an avenue to get signed.
I know that's not the way this shooting match goes tho...*sigh :o)

You obviously meant to ask something, as well as vent-and I think I know what you meant to ask. To find a specific post by MM, click on her Avatar, to go to her info page. Then click on recent comments-and start skipping thru to where you think it is. It eats some time, but will get you there. Then favorite the URL...:>)

582 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:19:07pm

Has anyone heard from Karridine about this?
[Link: www.washingtontimes.com...]

583 burntjohn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:19:19pm

re: #533 Shug

I thought Frank Zappa was dead.

584 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:19:24pm

re: #562 Silhouette

Oooo, which version? I have four different versions on DVD, as well as every other Jane Austen flick.

Keira Knightley is in it. Whichever version that is.

585 bcgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:19:31pm

now she is a really scary looking woman!
re: #553 albusteve

Charles might this cover of C McKinny's theme song...hey it's danceable too!

Youtube Video

586 mjwsatx  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:19:42pm

Happy New Year to my lizard friends.

May G-d bless the USA and Israel in 2009.

and may you all fly in '09...

Youtube Video
587 claspur  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:20:11pm

Nice to pop-in guys...and gals... off to the boat to play some cards.

Have a nice evening, and the best new year. :o)

588 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:20:31pm

re: #567 goddessoftheclassroom

I almost gave up reading after I was forced to read the Cliff notes to Wuthering Heights in 10th grade.

589 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:20:43pm

re: #533 Shug

Caption this photo

"Put your left hand in, take your left hand out, put your left hand in, and ya shake it all about..."

590 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:20:53pm


Somebody didn't get the taqiya memo

591 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:21:32pm

re: #579 Tarkus289

Tonight, I use this hand.

ding ding ding

winnah!

592 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:21:37pm

gclaghorn.
Thank you. Actually, on my browser (FF3.x), the drop down only says "Most Recent Links" or whatever I had picked already. Didn't realize that that menu also applied to my post, not just the display of links for me.

The GRR is me saying goodnight, because nothing, bar nothing, works for me lately. Not even a damn coffepot. Maybe my pillow will operate correctly.

593 bcgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:21:40pm

condolances and thanks to you both and all you other "moms" too
it is nice to be amoung such classy people! re: #565 Tarkus289

Thank you.

594 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:21:44pm

re: #512 Silhouette

There is a bunny on my bed.

The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall.

595 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:22:28pm

re: #588 Killgore Trout

I almost gave up reading after I was forced to read the Cliff notes to Wuthering Heights in 10th grade.

hell ,,, if it wasn't for Cliff Notes, I WOULD have given up reading!


(( funny thing is ,, now I am a voracious reader)))

596 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:22:28pm

re: #576 kcladderman

Thank you for your service.

597 SteveC  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:22:39pm

everyone have a happy new year! I'm outta here!

598 ArmyWife  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:22:45pm

You guys have a very happy New Year!

599 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:22:54pm

re: #533 Shug

Caption this photo

"Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself."

600 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:23:02pm

re: #594 MandyManners

The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall.

The brown fox wakes at dawn!

601 VegasRick  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:23:06pm

re: #583 burntjohn

I thought Frank Zappa was dead.

He just smells that way.

602 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:23:13pm

re: #547 rustynail

Ditto here in Alabama. The local police chief has been quoted on the radio reminding locals not to shoot guns into the air. We have a lot of people who don't understand physics. Hope my roof is strong enough!

Straight up is not a big problem, at the top the bullet tumbles, and returns at terminal velocity, not fired velocity. Not nearly enough to penetrate a roof, or a skull for that matter. It's the one fire in a ballistic arc 45° those maintain spin stability and enough velocity to kill.

Mythbuster did a section on it. As well as had a physics prof who was a ballistics nut.

603 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:23:27pm

Dylan at his very best...not pretty but effective

Youtube Video
604 CIA Reject  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:23:44pm

re: #600 sattv4u2

The brown fox wakes at dawn!

John has a long mustache...

605 pat  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:23:50pm

re: #581 Pietr

I suspect Ms Mandy may be in bed along with her little rascal.

606 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:23:51pm

re: #597 SteveC

everyone have a happy new year! I'm outta here!

Good night and happy 2009!

{SteveC}

607 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:23:55pm

re: #566 NY Nana

HAPPY NEW YEAR, NY NANA!

608 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:24:23pm

"Tonight I use this hand."

FOR THE WIN.

609 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:24:37pm

You have GOT to be f-ing kidding me...something is rotten in Florida...

Caylee's Grandparents Seek Immunity

610 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:24:46pm

re: #594 MandyManners

The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache.

611 David IV of Georgia  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:24:50pm

re: #604 CIA Reject

John has a long mustache...

Lord Fauntleroy fell down. Lord Fauntleroy fell down.

612 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:24:54pm

re: #584 Shay4l

Keira Knightley is in it. Whichever version that is.

2005, movie version.

There are also the 1995 BBC miniseries version, the 1970s version, also BBC, and a really hilarious Bollywood version, although their Mr. Darcy isn't so much Proud as he is misunderstood.

613 mojo9  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:25:13pm

re: #533 Shug
" so, the last thing i remember is someone said "tilt your head back and yell KAMIKAZI!"

614 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:25:35pm

re: #611 David IV of Georgia

Lord Fauntleroy fell down. Lord Fauntleroy fell down.

My ass is asleep. My ass is asleep


MUST GET UP AND WALK !

615 Luigi  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:25:36pm

There is one other point about Iron dome worth mentioning. Even though it is expensive to knock down an incoming ($25k for an anti-missile missile), if it works it would only need to be an effective stopgap until something better can be devised. For reasons I stated above in #554, the value of a missile defense is almost inestimable. It would be a game changed, and produce a new paradigm politically and militarily just as the security fence did.

A lot of people say that Reagan's Star Wars, even when little more than vaporware, hastened the downfall of the Soviet Union by dispiriting them in their huge investment in missile superiority.

616 CIA Reject  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:25:56pm

re: #560 Killgore Trout

The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights

[Video]



Julius Caesar on an Aldus Lamp

617 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:26:18pm

re: #614 sattv4u2

My ass is asleep. My ass is asleep

MUST GET UP AND WALK !

Would some please explain this joke? I must confess that I don't get it!

618 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:26:32pm

re: #600 sattv4u2

The brown fox wakes at dawn!

The pelagic argosy sights land.

619 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:26:52pm

I've never posted with that link thingy before. I'll try to not make a habit of it. I've been using that for my news fix, in lieu of Drudge and GoogleNews. I trust this crowd to know what's a top story more than either.

620 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:27:16pm

re: #610 FurryOldGuyJeans

John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache.

Thanks!

621 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:27:20pm

Wound my heart with a monotonous languor

622 bcgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:27:55pm

i frickin knew it! they have known something all along, they should all rot in hell

re: #609 BaseballMom57

You have GOT to be f-ing kidding me...something is rotten in Florida...

Caylee's Grandparents Seek Immunity

623 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:28:02pm

re: #621 jamgarr

Wound my heart with a monotonous languor

Why do I have the urge to go blow up the train tracks?

624 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:28:15pm

re: #617 goddessoftheclassroom

Would some please explain this joke? I must confess that I don't get it!

re: #617 goddessoftheclassroom

Would some please explain this joke? I must confess that I don't get it!

The Numbers Station

625 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:28:21pm

re: #617 goddessoftheclassroom

Would some please explain this joke? I must confess that I don't get it!

At #512, Silhouette mentioned that his/ her (new pet) was on the bed

"The bunny is on the bed"

At #594, Mandy made a joke of it, like it was code, she answered back 'The chair is against the wall"

626 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:28:29pm

Is this the NYEST?

(New Year's Eve Surrealism Thread)

627 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:28:39pm

Night, Lizards!

628 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:28:48pm

re: #623 Silhouette

Why do I have the urge to go blow up the train tracks?


Repressed homosexual tendencies?

/just kidding

629 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:29:34pm

re: #554 Luigi

I think Israel's effort to develop a missile defense is the only serious way to proceed now. Here is the latest on "Iron Dome" the anti-missile system Israel is building. It is not a dream. It is becoming a reality.

[Link: frontpagemagazine.com...]


This is really an extension of the security fence that has been so successful against terror attacks. If it works at all, it will neutralize Hamas. If it works well, it will neutralize Hezbollah.

It's a shame to throw tomorrow's scientists and doctors against the diseased rats in Gaza's hardened bunkers. The security fence allowed Israel to end the intefadeh and rejoin Europe and the West. It led to prosperity and a mini Golden Age. It also proved to be successful as a public relations tool because the Palestinians could no longer peddle images of the their victim status from Israeli policing and retaliation for terror. A missile fence could turn Gaza's image from victims to losers.

Additionally, it would allow Hamas to keep Gaza because it would render them a good deal less dangerous. As long as Hamas has Gaza the Palestinian movement, Israel's number one enemy, is hopelessly divided. If Hamas reverted to PA hands Gaza would be more dangerous than it is now.

I was commenting on this and the US radar system on BC when people asked about Phalanx and ABM regarding Gaza. Allow a repost.

Phalanx was for terminal phase point defense, not for boost phase intercept. While some sort of very high speed interceptors could work for longer range ballistic missiles, that is why the Navy is planning to station advanced Aegis platforms off the coast of Korea, it doesn’t work for the low altitude short range weapons seen here. Given time the brain surgeons should come up with new toys to address this problem.

Similar issue, The US ABM C&C system is for initiating Patriot/Arrow intercepts of Iranian M/IRBMs, not tactical weapons like Katyushas. However it probably could feed targeting information to counter-battery artillery or terminal defense systems. The employment of counter-battery is inhibited by the Philistines use of civilian cover for their operations. Technically it should be very possible to set up a system by which any missile launch from within Gaza is replied to within seconds. If the CEP (circular error of probability) of the response is (for argument I have no classified knowledge here) such that at the 90% confidence level all impacts are within 25 yards of the aim point then launch crews would face a high loss rate. For normal battle field conditions that would be excellent. It is possible that Israel may choose to go that route in the future. Customary International Law would support them doing so. Nevertheless we all know that the first time the system responded to an attack from a school yard or a hospital the political impact would be a tsunami. The fact that the missiles were themselves being launched not only from schools but at schools would be ignored. That is why the Israelis are using the much more expensive method of having helicopters act as flying artillery. Eventually the response times will improve but it is still an imperfect answer.

630 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:29:37pm

There's a lesson here somewhere...

Woman gives naked intruder a painful squeeze

The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office says an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing.

Deputy Paul McRedmond says the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

I hope she had long, sharp nails.

631 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:29:38pm

re: #602 jcm

Straight up is not a big problem, at the top the bullet tumbles, and returns at terminal velocity, not fired velocity. Not nearly enough to penetrate a roof, or a skull for that matter. It's the one fire in a ballistic arc 45° those maintain spin stability and enough velocity to kill.

Mythbuster did a section on it. As well as had a physics prof who was a ballistics nut.

I saw that mythbusters episode. I love that show. They also had a hospital doc on who showed them the results of these falling bullets.

632 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:29:57pm

re: #622 bcgirl

I've always thought the grandmother knew something. The dad, not so much. He seems sweet enough. The grandmother gives me the willies every time I see her. And the little girl's mom is a total whack job.

633 Salem  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:30:09pm

re: #551 ArmyWife

are there instructions on how to palce?

I don't know, I'm a natural.

634 David IV of Georgia  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:30:33pm

re: #617 goddessoftheclassroom

Would some please explain this joke? I must confess that I don't get it!

In WWII, ordinary radio broadcasts would often have pairs of nonsensical sounding phrases in them at regular intervals. Some were nonsense. Some were coded phrases for resistance groups, commandos or whomever else.

635 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:30:45pm

re: #632 BaseballMom57

I've always thought the grandmother knew something. The dad, not so much. He seems sweet enough. The grandmother gives me the willies every time I see her. And the little girl's mom is a total whack job.


What you said

636 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:30:54pm

re: #623 Silhouette

Why do I have the urge to go blow up the train tracks?

You get the urge to go blow up a sex doll I would really start to wonder. ;)

637 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:31:53pm

Spycraft is some really strange, spooky (no pun intended) stuff. A good (albeit fictional) read is Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson.

638 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:00pm

re: #590 Shug


Somebody didn't get the taqiya memo

Biggest disconnect between photo and caption I've even seen. They call for Israel's destruction while the caption says they're only protecting airstrikes. "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

639 Grandma  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:02pm

So after being a “lizard” for now almost eight years, I qualify to give my good wishes for a Happy New Year to all of you, and especially Charles.

I thank all of you for your comments, input and opinions that have helped to keep me sane this past year. It has been a tough 2008 for me. I’m in the process of witnessing my 93-year-old father slowly die. Alzheimer’s and the other perils of old age are just not fun. And I think his end is near.

I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count those younger than me that I have seen buried, and it isn’t easier even when those loved ones are elderly. But that’s how life just is, and I’m very familiar with the end game. I look to the future generations in my children and grandchildren to keep it all going, and try not to focus on that which was.

So I hope 2009 will be better for me and those of you who still thrive, think, enjoy, and keep moving forward in a good direction. I have hope for all of you who really are looking for “better”. Don’t count on anyone else to do that for you; do it yourself.

So, let’s use the opportunity of a new year to redirect ourselves to a higher plateau. Let’s just all keep shinin’ on; I know that’s what I want.

640 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:10pm

re: #602 jcm

Straight up is not a big problem, at the top the bullet tumbles, and returns at terminal velocity, not fired velocity. Not nearly enough to penetrate a roof, or a skull for that matter. It's the one fire in a ballistic arc 45° those maintain spin stability and enough velocity to kill.

Mythbuster did a section on it. As well as had a physics prof who was a ballistics nut.

I would prefer to not take a chance it was not a parabolic arced projectile, thank you much sir! ;)

641 LEGION  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:14pm

HAPPY NUDE YEAR!

642 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:15pm

re: #630 jcm

The intruder's last name was DICK. I am not making that up. :-)

643 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:15pm

re: #636 FurryOldGuyJeans

You get the urge to go blow up a sex doll I would really start to wonder. ;)

you type that like it's a bad thing !

644 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:17pm

re: #624 gclaghorn

The Numbers Station

THANK YOU! I've never heard of this before--fascinating!

645 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:29pm

Devils lose to Stars 4-2. Goalie Scott Clemmensen was not effective

646 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:30pm

ok...maybe someone will like this masterpiece...EVOLUTION!

Youtube Video
647 bcgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:30pm

that is for sure, her little brown eyes will haunt me forever, Justice for Caylee
re: #632 BaseballMom57

I've always thought the grandmother knew something. The dad, not so much. He seems sweet enough. The grandmother gives me the willies every time I see her. And the little girl's mom is a total whack job.

648 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:33pm

re: #631 reine.de.tout

I saw that mythbusters episode. I love that show. They also had a hospital doc on who showed them the results of these falling bullets.

I am so envious of those guys! I couldn't imagine a better job!

649 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:32:59pm

re: #637 Taqiyyotomist

Spycraft is some really strange, spooky (no pun intended) stuff. A good (albeit fictional) read is Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson.

I LOVE that book and all his novels--I just got his most recent one for Christmas.

650 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:33:02pm

re: #620 MandyManners

Thanks!

Welcome! :)

651 David IV of Georgia  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:33:25pm

Zionists don't use coded phrases on the internet.

Zionists don't use coded phrases on the internet.

652 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:33:25pm

re: #642 BaseballMom57

The intruder's last name was DICK. I am not making that up. :-)

Not after grandma got done it's not!
;-)

653 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:33:35pm

re: #638 Dark_Falcon

Biggest disconnect between photo and caption I've even seen. They call for Israel's destruction while the caption says they're only protecting airstrikes. "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"

Anti Israeli media bias at it's finest.

654 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:33:37pm

re: #632 BaseballMom57

I've always thought the grandmother knew something. The dad, not so much. He seems sweet enough. The grandmother gives me the willies every time I see her. And the little girl's mom is a total whack job.

I agree with this totally. I thought the grandmother knew something, too. She perhaps was in some sort of denial, but she's known all along, I think. The granddad - I don't know what to think. Sort of a weak and ineffectual person, seems to me. As if he could be led around by the women in his life (wife and daughter).

655 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:33:38pm

re: #645 Shay4l

Devils lose to Stars 4-2. Goalie Scott Clemmensen was not effective


Serves 'em right for beating my Blues

656 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:33:48pm

re: #643 sattv4u2

you type that like it's a bad thing !

Only if he bothers to tell all of us here, you know. ;)

657 bcgirl  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:34:10pm

i read that too heheheh serve him right
re: #642 BaseballMom57

The intruder's last name was DICK. I am not making that up. :-)

658 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:34:20pm

Could it be, lizards? Could it really, truly be?

(wait for it...)

659 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:34:57pm

Dick Clark is on on ABC right now. He sounds hoarse, but his words are clear.

660 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:35:03pm

I hope there is an extra special place where the beautiful little children that are victims of these awful atrocities go, to make up for the hell they had to go through in there short lives.

661 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:35:24pm

re: #639 Grandma

So after being a “lizard” for now almost eight years, I qualify to give my good wishes for a Happy New Year to all of you, and especially Charles.

I thank all of you for your comments, input and opinions that have helped to keep me sane this past year. It has been a tough 2008 for me. I’m in the process of witnessing my 93-year-old father slowly die. Alzheimer’s and the other perils of old age are just not fun. And I think his end is near.

I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count those younger than me that I have seen buried, and it isn’t easier even when those loved ones are elderly. But that’s how life just is, and I’m very familiar with the end game. I look to the future generations in my children and grandchildren to keep it all going, and try not to focus on that which was.

So I hope 2009 will be better for me and those of you who still thrive, think, enjoy, and keep moving forward in a good direction. I have hope for all of you who really are looking for “better”. Don’t count on anyone else to do that for you; do it yourself.

So, let’s use the opportunity of a new year to redirect ourselves to a higher plateau. Let’s just all keep shinin’ on; I know that’s what I want.

"grandma", sorry to hear of the pain you are feeling. Today is the 1st anniversary of my mom's death, and it has been a blue sort of day for me, and I wish you a better year in 2009!

662 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:35:33pm

Did anyone else see that totally drunk anchor on CNN just a minute ago?

663 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:35:59pm

re: #644 goddessoftheclassroom

THANK YOU! I've never heard of this before--fascinating!

You're welcome, {goddess}!

664 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:36:05pm

re: #651 David IV of Georgia

Zionists don't use coded phrases on the internet.

Zionists don't use coded phrases on the internet.

LOL!

665 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:36:09pm

re: #660 Tarkus289

I hope there is an extra special place where the beautiful little children that are victims of these awful atrocities go, to make up for the hell they had to go through in there short lives.

They are just across the rainbow bridge.

666 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:36:13pm

re: #661 reine.de.tout

"grandma", sorry to hear of the pain you are feeling. Today is the 1st anniversary of my mom's death, and it has been a blue sort of day for me, and I wish you a better year in 2009!

{grandma}
{reine.de.tout}

667 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:36:22pm

re: #654 reine.de.tout

The granddad - I don't know what to think. Sort of a weak and ineffectual person, seems to me. As if he could be led around by the women in his life (wife and daughter).

EXACTLY! I think Grandma always wore the pants in that family.

668 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:36:27pm

re: #607 MandyManners

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MANDY!

669 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:36:38pm

re: #662 gclaghorn

Did anyone else see that totally drunk anchor on CNN just a minute ago?

No.
BUT, along the same lines - have you ever watched your local news crew during the early news broadcast, and then the same crew during the late evening broadcast?

Watch and see how giggly they are by the time the 10 pm broadcast comes around.

670 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:36:44pm

re: #634 David IV of Georgia

In WWII, ordinary radio broadcasts would often have pairs of nonsensical sounding phrases in them at regular intervals. Some were nonsense. Some were coded phrases for resistance groups, commandos or whomever else.

And in the movie The Longest Day, about D-Day, one of the phrases dropped here tonight alerted the French Resistance of the invasion, and so they began their sabotage of train tracks, etc.

671 Racer X  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:37:04pm

re: #662 gclaghorn

Did anyone else see that totally drunk anchor on CNN just a minute ago all day today?

fixed

672 LEGION  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:37:10pm

re: #662 gclaghorn

We don't waste our time watching those left wing socialist marxist commie channels- Fox news / Conservative Radio or nuttin' honey. 24 minutes to go on East Coast!

673 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:37:41pm

re: #660 Tarkus289

I hope there is an extra special place where the beautiful little children that are victims of these awful atrocities go, to make up for the hell they had to go through in there short lives.

I believe there is. And there's a very special place in Hell for those unrepentant ones who hurt them.

674 Salem  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:37:43pm

Now this episode, The Invaders, uses the Forbidden Planet Saucer.

675 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:37:58pm

re: #666 goddessoftheclassroom

{goddess}
You are a sweet and wonderful person!

676 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:38:29pm

re: #662 gclaghorn

Did anyone else see that totally drunk anchor on CNN just a minute ago?

How could you tell he/ she was drunk? They must have been making sense for once !

677 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:38:41pm

re: #645 Shay4l

re: #655 jamgarr

Anyone getting up 'early' to catch the Blackhawks/Red Wings game @ Wrigley tommorrow?

678 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:38:41pm

re: #669 reine.de.tout

No.
BUT, along the same lines - have you ever watched your local news crew during the early news broadcast, and then the same crew during the late evening broadcast?

Watch and see how giggly they are by the time the 10 pm broadcast comes around.

LOL! Yes, I've seen that before!

But seriously, Anderson Cooper handed it over to a British anchor live from the Thames River counting down to midnight over there. So he goes, "5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and runs over to some random blonde woman, grabs her hands, and they both start jumping up and down and making squealing noises.

Kathy Griffin was co-hosting with Anderson (big surprise, that crazy witch on CNN) and she said, "Am I supposed to act like that didn't just happen?"

679 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:38:58pm

So is there a specific law against selling the appointment of a Senate seat to the highest bidder?

680 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:39:03pm

re: #649 goddessoftheclassroom

We have a SnowCrash among us here too...that was one of my favorites. It was his first, I believe.

Also, I just really dig the name "Shaftoe" for some reason.

His books of late on the Victorian/scientific era...those are quite difficult for me to read, up there with The Silmarillion. Tedious. I only read the first one, had to quit the series, wasn't up to the intellectual challenge.

Regarding my "could it be, Lizards?" Yes. My 1000th post. Hehehehehe!

:tosses out last tiny remaining piece of hatchling shell...

681 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:39:04pm

time for Dick Clark to retire

682 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:39:51pm

re: #681 Shug

time for Dick Clark to retire

I suggest he gets michelins.

683 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:40:16pm

re: #677 Fenway_Nation

re: #655 jamgarr

Anyone getting up 'early' to catch the Blackhawks/Red Wings game @ Wrigley tommorrow?

Sort of stunty

684 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:40:20pm

re: #678 gclaghorn

LOL! Yes, I've seen that before!

But seriously, Anderson Cooper handed it over to a British anchor live from the Thames River counting down to midnight over there. So he goes, "5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and runs over to some random blonde woman, grabs her hands, and they both start jumping up and down and making squealing noises.

Kathy Griffin was co-hosting with Anderson (big surprise, that crazy witch on CNN) and she said, "Am I supposed to act like that didn't just happen?"

gosh I missed it...

685 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:40:30pm

re: #639 Grandma

I'm sorry you are having this in your life, G-ma. I hope you are getting your rest and have people around who love you and can lift you up. You are on my personal prayer list now.

686 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:40:36pm

re: #677 Fenway_Nation

re: #655 jamgarr

Anyone getting up 'early' to catch the Blackhawks/Red Wings game @ Wrigley tommorrow?

I may tune in as a curiosity. Pretty cool to play outside, but my guess is a rink won't have as good ice as a natural body of water.

687 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:40:44pm

re: #678 gclaghorn

LOL! Yes, I've seen that before!

But seriously, Anderson Cooper handed it over to a British anchor live from the Thames River counting down to midnight over there. So he goes, "5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and runs over to some random blonde woman, grabs her hands, and they both start jumping up and down and making squealing noises.

Kathy Griffin was co-hosting with Anderson (big surprise, that crazy witch on CNN) and she said, "Am I supposed to act like that didn't just happen?"

LOL!
Wish I'd seen that!
But I can picture it in my head just fine.
Although I think I'll leave Kathy Griffin out of the picture, I do not like her, she is not funny at all, and, well - she's just not likeable.

688 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:40:57pm

re: #684 albusteve

gosh I missed it...

It was very scary. I used to wonder what news anchors do when they are off camera. Now I really don't want to know.

689 Hobbes  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:40:57pm

re: #662 gclaghorn

Did anyone else see that totally drunk anchor on CNN just a minute ago?

Just turned it on, no drunk anchor just awful Kathy Griffin(sp?) and Anderson Cooper. Had to turn it off. Two people I definitely do not want to spend New Year's eve with.

690 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:41:19pm

re: #642 BaseballMom57

The intruder's last name was DICK. I am not making that up. :-)

Andy Dick?

691 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:41:27pm

Oooh! The TZ pilot, "Is Anyone There?" just came on! :)

692 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:41:46pm

I'm going to go out on a limb here.

The Jonus brothers suck

Let's see, that made for a grand total of 4 minutes of ABC's rockin eve before I shut it off.

horrible

693 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:42:05pm

re: #687 reine.de.tout

LOL!
Wish I'd seen that!
But I can picture it in my head just fine.
Although I think I'll leave Kathy Griffin out of the picture, I do not like her, she is not funny at all, and, well - she's just not likeable.

I was just flipping through and saw it. The video will probably be on YouTube by tomorrow. I'll post it if I can find it.

694 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:42:09pm

re: #680 Taqiyyotomist

We have a SnowCrash among us here too...that was one of my favorites. It was his first, I believe.

Also, I just really dig the name "Shaftoe" for some reason.

His books of late on the Victorian/scientific era...those are quite difficult for me to read, up there with The Silmarillion. Tedious. I only read the first one, had to quit the series, wasn't up to the intellectual challenge.

Regarding my "could it be, Lizards?" Yes. My 1000th post. Hehehehehe!

:tosses out last tiny remaining piece of hatchling shell...

The Quicksilver trilogy was brilliant. "Did you know Booby Shaftoe is a Mother Goose character? Stephenson's novel suggests the rhyme is based on his chara ter, not the other way around!

695 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:42:10pm

God Bless you all, have a year full of wonder in 2009. I gotta go to bed.

1001 posts! I'm positively giddy. And not much makes me giddy. Geddy used to, until "Roll the Bones" came out. Geddy made me giddy mostly pre-Hold Your Fire, I think.

;) -Taq

696 gearhead  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:42:16pm

re: #681 Shug

time for Dick Clark to retire

He did. It's all CGI now.

Next Year is Gollum's turn to host.

697 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:42:16pm

re: #690 Alouette

Andy Dick?

*BARF!*

698 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:42:30pm

re: #688 gclaghorn

It was very scary. I used to wonder what news anchors do when they are off camera. Now I really don't want to know.

television is not a thing of mine...but I have heard of that Cooper guy...you dont like him?

699 sattv4u2  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:42:58pm

re: #692 Shug

I'm going to go out on a limb here.

The Jonus brothers suck

Let's see, that made for a grand total of 4 minutes of ABC's rockin eve before I shut it off.

horrible

I watched 4 minutes less than you did and I could have told you that !

700 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:43:10pm

re: #695 Taqiyyotomist

God Bless you all, have a year full of wonder in 2009. I gotta go to bed.

1001 posts! I'm positively giddy. And not much makes me giddy. Geddy used to, until "Roll the Bones" came out. Geddy made me giddy mostly pre-Hold Your Fire, I think.

;) -Taq


{Taqiyyotomist}

701 LEGION  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:43:19pm

re: #664 jamgarr

LOL!

702 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:43:22pm

re: #698 albusteve

television is not a thing of mine...but I have heard of that Cooper guy...you dont like him?

How can I put it nicely? Hmmm...he's a psycho.

703 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:43:25pm

re: #642 BaseballMom57

The intruder's last name was DICK. I am not making that up. :-)

The news clip I saw of this - kept showing the old lady's hands.
And at the end, when they showed the photo of the intruder - had his first name in small letters, and in large, all caps - his last name, DICK.

704 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:43:52pm

re: #703 reine.de.tout

The news clip I saw of this - kept showing the old lady's hands.
And at the end, when they showed the photo of the intruder - had his first name in small letters, and in large, all caps - his last name, DICK.

Might they be hinting at something? ;)

705 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:44:05pm

I liked Snowcrash (if that's the one with the "skateboard-riding protagonist) - didn't read the others

706 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:44:11pm

re: #702 gclaghorn

How can I put it nicely? Hmmm...he's a psycho.

I think his mother was poor little rich girl Gloria Vanderbilt.

707 coquimbojoe  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:44:16pm

Hey, Happy New year everybody!

708 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:44:24pm

re: #670 Silhouette

And in the movie The Longest Day, about D-Day, one of the phrases dropped here tonight alerted the French Resistance of the invasion, and so they began their sabotage of train tracks, etc.

That was accurate, translated as "wounds my heart with a monotonous langour" and the code for the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor was "Climb Mount Nitaka"

709 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:06pm

re: #706 reine.de.tout

I think his mother was poor little rich girl Gloria Vanderbilt.

Correct.

710 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:06pm

re: #648 jcm

I am so envious of those guys! I couldn't imagine a better job!

They always look like they are having a blast. And sometimes they literally are!

711 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:20pm

Question : what are all of you going to do with your extra second?

712 mjwsatx  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:20pm

re: #639 Grandma

Grandma - I hope that this essay will be of some help:

[Link: content.healthaffairs.org...]

All the best to you and your family in 2009.

Mike ///

713 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:24pm

re: #703 reine.de.tout

The news clip I saw of this - kept showing the old lady's hands.
And at the end, when they showed the photo of the intruder - had his first name in small letters, and in large, all caps - his last name, DICK.

Yes, I thought it was odd they were focusing on her hands, but perhaps she did not want to be on camera, which I can understand seeing as she just squeezed a naked man's nuts...

714 right_in_canada  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:30pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL YOU CRAZY LIZARDS !

Thank you for welcoming me to your awesome site/blog this year! :-)

All the best in '09!

715 CIA Reject  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:32pm

re: #611 David IV of Georgia

re: #614 sattv4u2

A newly graduated CIA agent gets his first assignment: his superiors tell him he is to go to a small town in rural Ireland and meet his contact in the local pub. The contact is using the name O'Malley and he will identify him with the challenge: "it's a beautiful day today" to which the proper reply is "yes, but it will rain tomorrow."

The young agent arrives in the town at mid-day, goes to the pub, and finds it empty save for the bartender. He asks the bartender where he can find O'Malley to which the bartender replies; "now which O'Malley do you be needin? There's Paddy O'Malley who lives out by the church, or Shamus O'Malley who lives around the corner, or Finbar O'Malley the constable, or Father O'Malley at the rectory and finally there's me- Danny O'Malley at your service!"

The young agent figures he has to start somewhere so he leans over to the bartender and in a low voice says: "It's a beautiful day today." To which the bartender answers: "Oh, you want O'Malley the spy! He lives right across the street..."

716 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:39pm

re: #631 reine.de.tout

I saw that mythbusters episode. I love that show. They also had a hospital doc on who showed them the results of these falling bullets.

MYTHBUSTERS IS THE BEST! (Yes, way better than Anderson Cooper.)

717 mojo9  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:40pm

my chartreuse cat rides a paisley bicycle only on Thursdays, unless the dog approves.

718 LEGION  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:45:56pm

re: #651 David IV of Georgia

Zionists don't use coded phrases on the internet.

Zionists don't use coded phrases on the internet.

• Coded sentences were necessary to keep French resistance workers in the know before D-Day. 'The dice is on the carpet' was an order to destroy trains and railway lines, whilst 'It's hot in Suez' instructed them to destroy cable and telephone lines.

15 minutes to GO! Yeeeaaahhh HAAA

719 yongoro  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:46:15pm

Dick Clark sounds horrible!

720 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:46:15pm

Gotta go, lizards! See y'all next year!

721 jcm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:46:28pm

re: #707 coquimbojoe

Hey, Happy New year everybody!

Joe!

Happy New Year! Best wishes to you and yours!

722 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:46:28pm

re: #711 Shug

Question : what are all of you going to do with your extra second?

Should be enough for our last lovemakng of 2008

/Poor wife

723 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:47:00pm

re: #720 gclaghorn

Gotta go, lizards! See y'all next year!

{gclaghorn}

724 Rev  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:47:41pm

Happy New Year, my fellow lizardoids!

725 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:47:50pm

re: #702 gclaghorn

How can I put it nicely? Hmmm...he's a psycho.

they are all misguided sycophants...I have no use for any of it...but I used to watch the Muppets once in a while

726 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:48:13pm

re: #694 goddessoftheclassroom

I'll get me some brain-function-enhancing herbs someday and attempt to read it again, on your word that it's Brilliant.

One more, and that's all: The Terror, Dan Simmons

Really good book for winter reading. Everything else by Simmons rocks as well, the Hyperion/Endymion books are just incredible.

G'night!

727 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:48:18pm

re: #683 jamgarr

Stunty would be if they did it every week...it's just a once-a-year affair (if that).

They got a bee in their bonnet about having an Rangers/Islanders game in the original Yankee Stadium House That Epstein Demolished, but apparently Yankees fans the most spoiled, narccisitic, know-nothing, over-indulged fanbase in all the USA threw a tantrum and wanted the last sporting event in Yankee Stadium The House That Epstein Demolished to be a meaningless regular-season win over the Baltimore Orioles.

I was in the Back Bay Fens last week having some pizza and chowder, wondering what the atmosphere in the neighborhood would be like this time next year when the NHL and Red Sox agree to have the Bruins play an outdoor hockey game at Fenway Park on New Year's Day 2010 (Pats owner Kraft would be much more likely to go along with such a request, but Gillette Stadium is something of a long haul from the heart of Boston).

/It's all hypothetical

728 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:48:58pm
re: #614 sattv4u2

A newly graduated CIA agent gets his first assignment: his superiors tell him he is to go to a small town in rural Ireland and meet his contact in the local pub. The contact is using the name O'Malley and he will identify him with the challenge: "it's a beautiful day today" to which the proper reply is "yes, but it will rain tomorrow."

The young agent arrives in the town at mid-day, goes to the pub, and finds it empty save for the bartender. He asks the bartender where he can find O'Malley to which the bartender replies; "now which O'Malley do you be needin? There's Paddy O'Malley who lives out by the church, or Shamus O'Malley who lives around the corner, or Finbar O'Malley the constable, or Father O'Malley at the rectory and finally there's me- Danny O'Malley at your service!"

The young agent figures he has to start somewhere so he leans over to the bartender and in a low voice says: "It's a beautiful day today." To which the bartender answers: "Oh, you want O'Malley the spy! He lives right across the street..."

LOVE IT! The Irish can't keep a secret, ya know.

729 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:48:58pm

re: #678 gclaghorn

Let's just say that since Cooper really, really ♥ guys and Kathy Griffin really, really ♥ girls, it was for TV only.

730 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:49:19pm

re: #705 jamgarr

Yeah, the main character's name is Hiro Protagonist. Love it.

731 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:49:42pm

Okay, I really am going to leave now, but I just thought I'd let you know who is pushing the button this year to start the ball drop.

Wait for it...

.

.

.

.

THE CLINTONS! (No joke).

Happy New Year!

732 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:50:15pm

re: #723 goddessoftheclassroom

{gclaghorn}

{goddess}

733 Cdat88  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:50:32pm

Happy New Year's Lizardoids! About 10 minutes early but I have to get back to the family. Enjoy, be safe and may '09 be better that '08!

734 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:50:38pm

re: #730 Taqiyyotomist

Yeah, the main character's name is Hiro Protagonist. Love it.

Honestly, I forgot that

735 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:50:39pm

Off to watch the east coast celebration. I guess we'll have a toast for the Times Sq new year now, and maybe another later for the Dallas new year.

736 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:51:08pm

re: #735 Shay4l

Off to watch the east coast celebration. I guess we'll have a toast for the Times Sq new year now, and maybe another later for the Dallas new year.

Did you see who's pushing the button on the east coast?

737 gclaghorn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:51:31pm

Night, everyone! (for real this time!)

738 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:51:46pm

re: #722 Shay4l

Should be enough for our last lovemakng of 2008

/Poor wife

Hell-fire! I've been celibate since 11/16/99.

Ain't no big deal.

739 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:51:50pm

Poosh Da Button!

740 CIA Reject  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:52:11pm

re: #728 BaseballMom57

LOVE IT! The Irish can't keep a secret, ya know.

There are no secrets in pubs :-)

741 Silhouette  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:52:26pm

re: #731 gclaghorn

Well, Bill made a career out of dropping the ball.

742 abolitionist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:52:42pm

Happy New Year, folks.

743 Salem  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:52:54pm

It's always best to wrap the robot invaders in a tablecloth and smash it against the table. It's a good thing!

744 Hobbes  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:52:57pm

Gotta go...the History Channel has a UFO show about them over Russia. What a hoot. If I'm not back by Midnight, they've got me. Ha!

Happy, Happy New Year! Keep the faith, we're strong and BHO isn't going to
spoil our spirits!

745 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:53:25pm

re: #691 FurryOldGuyJeans

Oooh! The TZ pilot, "Is Anyone There?" just came on! :)

Oooops, that's "Where is Everybody?"

746 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:53:35pm

re: #728 BaseballMom57

LOVE IT! The Irish can't keep a secret, ya know.

Don't believe that. It can be easier for a trained person to keep a secret in a sea of blather than by obvious stony silence.

747 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:54:21pm

History Channel...UFO's. Glad I stopped watching TV 3-4 years back.
Happy New Year! w00t!

748 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:55:12pm

To any brewers out there, I wish a happy new beer.
To strippers, a happy nude year.
To Hamassholes, Jihadis, and their sympathizers, I wish a very, very, very crappy new year.

To the lizards, I wish a happy new year.

749 LEGION  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:55:24pm

re: #727 Fenway_Nation

Yankees fans the most knowledgeable, loveable, wonderful fanbase in all the USA threw down the gauntlet and wanted the last sporting event in Yankee Stadium The House That Ruth built sported a meaningful regular-season win over the Baltimore Orioles with "Moose" Mussina finally getting his 20th win to retire in glory.

Phhttt- red sux- letting Tampon Bay beat you- phhttt- you bet you are waiting for 2009!

750 BaseballMom57  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:55:30pm

Well, I suck - it's not even 10:00 here and I'm ready for bed.

A wee Irish blessing for ye:

May neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you.

God bless America, and may God bless Israel. Shalom to all.

Happy New Year to all, and to all a good night.

751 Salem  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:55:30pm

And pretend you're Lizzie Borden and the flying saucer is your parents...

752 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:55:43pm

I'm gonna go outside and see if anyone in South Haven will shoot guns into the air tonight...somehow I'm guessing no.

753 albusteve  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:56:55pm

re: #752 Taqiyyotomist

I'm gonna go outside and see if anyone in South Haven will shoot guns into the air tonight...somehow I'm guessing no.

used to drink at the Idler...is it still afloat?

754 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:58:21pm

3 shots of moonshine and I feel great!

[hick]

755 sngnsgt  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:59:02pm

Happy New Year 2009!

756 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:59:27pm

Global warming in the Twilight Zone.

757 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 8:59:28pm

I do not feel older, the earth does

758 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:02pm

Happy New Year East Coast Lizards. I hope you all have a prosperous 2009 and all your dreams and wishes come true.

759 BBEV  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:08pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR

760 notutopia  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:18pm

Happy New Year Lizards!
12mn EST ! 2009!
w00t!

761 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:22pm

Just attacked the beast with a combined tummy and ear rub, he feels grunty good.

762 mattm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:26pm

happy new year!

763 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:28pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR !

764 CIA Reject  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:28pm

Happy New Year everybody!

G*d Bless you all and best wishes for a healthy and peaceful 2009 for all of you and your families!

765 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:28pm

Fireworks in Gaza in the new year...

Gaza op enters Day 6 as IAF bombs Hamas gov't buildings

The IDF's Operation Cast Lead against Hamas continued into its sixth day after Palestinians fired at least five rockets into Israel with three of them landing as far as Beersheba. The airforce carried out attacks against specific targets throughout the night, striking three Hamas government buildings and its parliament building. Massive ground forces were stationed close to the border ahead of a possible entrance.

766 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:34pm

Happy New Year! and good night!

767 CapeCoddah  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:38pm

Happy New Year, Everyone!

768 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:00:49pm

Happy New Year!

769 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:01:09pm

Be back in a while, Happy New Year all!re: #765 NJDhockeyfan

Scary Lizard

770 mattm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:01:26pm

Bill and Hillary dancing on Fox News.

771 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:01:44pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

772 sngnsgt  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:01:52pm

Happy New Year!

773 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:01:54pm

NEW YEAR on the east coast!
Happy New Year, ya'll!

(we've got another hour)

774 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:02:26pm

All my clocks changed to midnight seven seconds before Bill Clinton's ball dropped.

Oh, and Happy New Year!

Someone get Dick Clark a lozenge.

775 Tarkus289  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:02:26pm

Sorry, I had that text in there before I hit reply, Your link is no good.
Hence Scary Lizard.

776 CapeCoddah  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:02:28pm

re: #770 mattm

Bill and Hillary dancing on Fox News.

Saw that, ugh. you gotta wonder how that conversation goes.

777 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:02:38pm

Happy New Year, east coasters!

778 jd171  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:02:53pm

Lizards,

Yes, it is no joke the Clintons are pressing button. I will now have to finish the twenty pack I bought earlier today. And now they are dancing! "Happy New Year, east coast".

JD171, out.

779 snowcrash  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:03:05pm

Happy New Year East Coast Lizards!

780 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:03:26pm

re: #776 CapeCoddah

Do you think they rehearsed the "open-mouthed look of wonder?"

781 sngnsgt  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:03:40pm

re: #775 Tarkus289

LOL! What a way to start the new year!

782 mattm  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:03:55pm

re: #774 JammieWearingFool

All my clocks changed to midnight seven seconds before Bill Clinton's ball dropped.

Oh, and Happy New Year!

Someone get Dick Clark a lozenge.

Annnddd now I want to puke with that image.

783 CapeCoddah  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:04:01pm

re: #780 jaunte

Do you think they rehearsed the "open-mouthed look of wonder?"

I think at this point there is not much practice needed. It seems to come naturally.

784 Shug  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:04:25pm

Too bad the ball didn't land on the Clintons

785 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:04:46pm

re: #749 LEGION

Yankees fans the most knowledgeable, loveable, wonderful fanbase in all the USA threw down the gauntlet and wanted the last sporting event in Yankee Stadium The House That Ruth built sported a meaningful regular-season win over the Baltimore Orioles with "Moose" Mussina finally getting his 20th win to retire in glory.

Phhttt- red sux- letting Tampon Bay beat you- phhttt- you bet you are waiting for 2009!

Wow...it's like playing 'Count the Mistakes'.

I fail to see how-

A) The last game @ Yankee Stadium was significant other than maybe the Yanks beat out Toronto for 3rd place with a win

B) Find me anyone outside the five boroughs who think Yankees fans are wonderful, knowledgeable and loveable fanbase in the USA

C) How Tampa Bay beating Boston in the American Legue Championship series managed to elevate the Yankees beyond anything but finishing a distant 3rd place, limping into that glorious position courtesey of a bloated payroll and non-stop sacchrine sentimentality about the House That Ruth Built The Stadium Where The Greatest Comeback in All Of Baseball was sealed...

786 jamgarr  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:04:54pm

An evolution thread is first for 2009?

787 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:04:58pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Youtube Video
788 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:05:13pm

Now we can fire up the Honeymooners marathon! Norton is sleepwalking. OK, this might be the only episode I see until the later AM hours.

789 Taqiyyotomist  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:05:17pm

re: #753 albusteve

It sure is. I don't go to bars, though. Some good cover bands play there in the summer. Someone over that direction has some roman candle action going on right now. I don't think it's open in the winter though.

790 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:05:18pm

re: #775 Tarkus289

Sorry, I had that text in there before I hit reply, Your link is no good.
Hence Scary Lizard.

Oops.

Using a computer is harder when drinking moonshine & beer.

Gaza op enters Day 6 as IAF bombs Hamas gov't buildings

791 Hobbes  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:05:29pm

Happy New Year east coast Lizards!

792 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:05:41pm

re: #787 NY Nana

Happy New Year, NY Nana; my best to you and yours.

793 joncelli  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:07:14pm

Happy New Year from (relative to Philly) warm Orlando! May you and yours enjoy health and prosperity.

794 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:07:36pm

re: #776 CapeCoddah

Saw that, ugh. you gotta wonder how that conversation goes.

Bill is thinking "How can I ditch the bitch and go see that young honey at the The Plaza."

795 Grandma  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:07:50pm

re: #661 reine.de.tout
Thank you for your concern. And I know exactly how you feel. My mother died in 2003. She was cremated and when my sick father came to live with me two years ago, the box containing her ashes came along. I put them on the end table, and every morning when we had our coffee, he and I would pat the box gently and say “Good Morning”. I think another box of ashes will be coming soon. So then, I will have two boxes to say good morning to all by myself. Strange. My only surviving brother and surviving sister have asked me what I will do with those boxes of ashes. I think I’ll find a lovely place on a beach with turquoise waters and sprinkle them both together there and tell them in a prayer that they are now together in Paradise. I will not cry. It isn’t about me, it will be about them.

796 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:08:10pm

Happy New Year's, East Coast Reptiles!

797 So?  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:09:13pm

Went to Fox website at 11:55 to watch the last 5 minutes and guess who I see?
Hillary & Bill along with Mayor Bloomberg pressed the magic button to make the ball fall. However, when the count reached ZERO and everyone began kissing each other, except Bill gave Hillary a hug. Not one kiss between them. But she did go over to Bloomberg and kiss him on the lips and on each cheek. Now Whaddya think about that?

798 Timbre  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:09:44pm

You infidels! It is not "New Year." New Year was three days ago! In New York City, it is 4 Muharram A.H. Keep this in mind!

/Islamist mode

799 rthor  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:09:45pm

Happy New Year, all y'all

Now subjected to some trash from rockin fellows at Rockafeller Center

oh wella, someone must be having fun

800 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:09:54pm

re: #784 Shug

This is the first year that I can remember not watching, as I knew the Billaries would be on, and it is bad enough to know what will take over our country on Jan. 20, and I do not feel very festive.

We used to let our kids stay up, and made a party for them...now, they are doing the same with their own kids, and only the 2-year old grandson is asleep!

801 Joan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:10:15pm

Happy New Year!

802 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:10:47pm

Here's to 2009, it might be a Blast. If so we'll be in for a wild ride.

Youtube Video
803 Joan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:11:18pm

Kathy Griffith wants Andy Cooper to name the Palin children.

Snots.

804 LieSeeker  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:11:26pm

You'd think NY would have figured out by now how to observe the leap second. They missed it again.

805 Joan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:12:06pm

re: #800 NY Nana

This is the first year that I can remember not watching, as I knew the Billaries would be on, and it is bad enough to know what will take over our country on Jan. 20, and I do not feel very festive.

We used to let our kids stay up, and made a party for them...now, they are doing the same with their own kids, and only the 2-year old grandson is asleep!

Enjoy the moment anyway, Nana! Happy New Year.

806 So?  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:12:56pm

Plus this young babe who was with them gave Bill a mean look when he started dancing with Hillary. He stopped 10 seconds later...perhaps she's his new schtupping partner for 2009? Ya gotta hand it to Bill The Schlong Clinton. Happy New Year.

807 Hobbes  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:13:36pm

re: #797 So?

Went to Fox website at 11:55 to watch the last 5 minutes and guess who I see?
Hillary & Bill along with Mayor Bloomberg pressed the magic button to make the ball fall. However, when the count reached ZERO and everyone began kissing each other, except Bill gave Hillary a hug. Not one kiss between them. But she did go over to Bloomberg and kiss him on the lips and on each cheek. Now Whaddya think about that?

Ha! Ha!

808 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:13:48pm

re: #797 So?

Went to Fox website at 11:55 to watch the last 5 minutes and guess who I see?
Hillary & Bill along with Mayor Bloomberg pressed the magic button to make the ball fall. However, when the count reached ZERO and everyone began kissing each other, except Bill gave Hillary a hug. Not one kiss between them. But she did go over to Bloomberg and kiss him on the lips and on each cheek. Now Whaddya think about that?

I wouldn't kiss Bill, either.
No telling where . . . nevah mind.

809 So?  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:14:36pm

Hillary looked great tonight. I've never seen her look so good. Maybe she should wear a big winter coat and scarf all year long.

810 realwest  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:15:29pm

Hey y'all - Happy New Year (at least in the Eastern Time Zone!) hope you're all doing fine tonight and this year!

811 So?  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:16:28pm

I think I should work for a gossip column. Move over Gossip Girl.

812 realwest  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:16:36pm

re: #809 So?
You know - mom and I were just remarking on the fact that for the first time we've seen Hillary on TV, she actually looked...Happy!

813 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:16:57pm

re: #810 realwest

Happy New year, realwest!

814 So?  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:17:07pm

re: #810 realwest

Hey y'all - Happy New Year (at least in the Eastern Time Zone!) hope you're all doing fine tonight and this year!

Yeah, we're freezing our bazoonies off. Same to you!

815 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:17:17pm

re: #749 LEGION

This one's for you!

Youtube Video
816 burntjohn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:17:47pm

CONFLICT

817 burntjohn  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:18:03pm

HARMONY

818 So?  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:18:21pm

re: #812 realwest

You know - mom and I were just remarking on the fact that for the first time we've seen Hillary on TV, she actually looked...Happy!

Didn't she look great? That winter coat covered up all those... other body parts.

819 Joan  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:18:40pm

Happy New Year, Charles & the indomitable Stinky B.

820 So?  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:19:34pm

Their probably all wasted in the Lizard Lounge. Virtual beer.

821 Shay4l  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:21:06pm

Happy New Year all. Dick Clark should retire.

822 realwest  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:21:14pm

re: #813 jaunte
Happy New Year my friend! Hope it's a very Happy, Healthy and prosperous one for you and yours!

823 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:22:07pm

re: #805 Joan

Enjoy the moment anyway, Nana! Happy New Year.

Thank you! I will, as there is always a chance that they can get info on Hussein, 'Plugs' Biden, Nancy Pelousy™, Harry Reid, etc. that could make them leave office. Whoops, forgot Shrillary, and I would like to! ;)

[I can dream, can't I?]

And a very Happy New Year to you!

824 realwest  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:22:42pm

re: #814 So?
LOL! Well actually it's 33 degrees down here in the Southland right now! So yeah, we're a little chilly too!
Happy New Year to you!

825 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:22:55pm

re: #822 realwest

Thanks very much, and may your own 2009 be Fine.

826 realwest  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:24:08pm

re: #825 jaunte
Thanks! Say are you going over to the next thread or are you looking to start 2009 on a peaceful note?!

827 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:26:46pm

re: #792 jaunte

And the same to you and yours, Jaunte!

828 jaunte  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:28:01pm

re: #826 realwest

I'm reading it, but I don't think I'm up for much argument tonight.

829 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:28:24pm

re: #812 realwest

You know - mom and I were just remarking on the fact that for the first time we've seen Hillary on TV, she actually looked...Happy!

Meaning? Kremlinologists get to work spinning theories, Hilary happy must mean she knows something. Is roof about to cave in on someone? Prisoner in basement?

830 RubyTuesday  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:28:44pm

Sooo, East Coast - how's 2009 treating you so far?
Just need a heads up for 32 minutes from now...

831 right_in_canada  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:28:56pm

re: #770 mattm

/e swallows back some vomit while watching ! :-P

832 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:29:51pm

re: #826 realwest

Thanks! Say are you going over to the next thread or are you looking to start 2009 on a peaceful note?!

Hey RW, I already started with my Peaceful comment, I'll do without ID for now.

833 bkgodfrey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:31:14pm

Happy New Year everyone from Savannah, GA! Let's hope 2009 will be a great year. God bless America!

834 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:33:02pm

re: #830 RubyTuesday

If 15°F makes you happy? ;) It is a bit chilly...just a bit, but a new year is a fresh start, and may you and everyone here have a happy, healthy 2009!

835 right_in_canada  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:33:31pm

Happy New Year ! From Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Just watching on TV some awesome entertainment in Niagara Falls ! They know how to party ya know!

;-)

836 Grandma  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:34:59pm

re: #712 mjwsatx
Thanks Mike for the link. I think with my Pop I’ve already been through most of those phases, and everything I read there is quite correct. Pop has been in a nursing home for the last 18 months which is not Medicaid supported, therefore the cost is about $6K+ a month out-of-pocket. But he’s being well cared for although Medicare does not contribute. I sometimes think it’s a good thing we’re rich (NOT). My best advice, having been through this situation, is that those who can, should purchase long-term care insurance while they're young that will cover the cost of those nursing homes. It is not cheap, nor is it readily available to older people like me who have pre-existing conditions. But when I now consider the annual cost against the premiums, it is worthwhile for those who may live to be well into their 90’s and will need it.

837 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:35:51pm

re: #765 NJDhockeyfan

Fireworks in Gaza in the new year...

Gaza op enters Day 6 as IAF bombs Hamas gov't buildings

6 Days, Bitch!

838 Outrider  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:35:51pm

re: #540 Shug

I know but they still trotted him out for a few minutes and it was heartbreaking. En I'm not watching it any more. It's not the same without Dick.

I was just wondering if they still parade him in front of the camera to drool on himself

He is a New Years institution and I thought he does rather well for himself given his stroke. He has made vast improvements since he had it.

When they take him off, I'll be finished with that New Years tradition and go to another channel. It certainly isn't the entertainment that would make me watch their NY special.

839 RubyTuesday  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:38:51pm

re: #834 NY Nana
Wind chill of 19 in OK, so I feel your frostbite. Lots of fluffy comforters on the bed for 2009! Have a wonderful year!

840 BingoBunny  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:39:12pm

Human caused earth rotation has harmed Mother earth again this year.. but soon .. taxes will right this grave corporate injustice.. and we will sail off into the void where we belong.. hold hands and sing please.

/the sun will shine just as brightly without us arround it. praise O !

841 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:46:41pm

re: #838 Outrider

Thank you. It hurts to see that some lizards do not give a damn, even though there were a number of posts about his having had a major CVA a few years ago. For him to even come out in this frigid weather, to go to the glass enclosure my husband said he was in took more courage than most of us have.

842 Grandma  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:47:05pm

So, once again, HAPPY NEW YEAR. Now that in the Carolinas it is officially 2009 and I’ve lived long enough to see it, I think I’ll thank the Almighty for that opportunity, hope to make the best of it, and wish the same for all of you. Goodnight and good will.

843 mjwsatx  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:50:29pm

re: #836 Grandma

Having gone through the pain of dealing with an aging parent with Alzheimers I really feel for what you are going through. The author of that essay is my brother, and our father passed away almost 3 years ago. It was an extremely painful time for my entire family. I hope that you have the emotional support that you will need in this stressful time.

May G-d bless you and your family in 2009.

Mike

844 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:51:05pm

re: #839 RubyTuesday

Wind chill of 19 in OK, so I feel your frostbite. Lots of fluffy comforters on the bed for 2009! Have a wonderful year!

Wind chill here is in negative numbers..that was the actual temperature, which now is 15! We already have heavy flannel sheets, etc., and a very warm, flannel-covered duvet on the bed.

They said that this New Years Eve, in NYC, nearly broke the record for a low temp. Some of the people literally looked frozen, as they had to be there early, go through a security check, and stand in place for hours!

Have a wonderful 2009!

845 right Brain  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 9:53:59pm

Happy New Year from New York City!

846 Grandma  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 10:05:56pm

re: #843 mjwsatx
Mike: I’m sorry that you had to go through what I’m faced with now. For me it is just part of the ugly side of living with reality. I don’t necessarily have the family support emotionally; some run and hide, some just ignore, some give silly advice, and some just don’t care. So it is up to me. But I will not abandon my Pop regardless. I’ll keep my commitments to him, retain my values, integrity, and character and do what I have to do to get him and me through it. My emotional support comes from the Almighty, and you just can’t beat that. Thanks again for speaking to me about this.

847 Mosse  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 10:06:21pm

Happy New Year, Charles and all the Lizard army! Thanks for everything and all the effort, throughout the year! Lizards DO rule! Health and prosperity in the new year to you all.

848 Mosse  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 10:13:32pm

re: #800 NY Nana

Happy new year, Nana!

849 NY Nana  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 10:35:41pm

re: #848 Mosse

Same to you, Mosse! May 2009 be the best yet for you and yours!

850 Cheechako  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 10:53:43pm

re: #207 BaseballMom57

Lake Superior State University has announced its 2009 List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness :

green
carbon footprint or carbon offsetting
maverick
first dude
bailout
Wall Street/Main Street
monkey
3 (Emoticon for 'heart' used in text messages and e-mail.)
icon or iconic
game changer
staycation
desperate search
not so much
winner of five nominations
it's that time of year again


They missed "You Know"

851 superbigmikey  Wed, Dec 31, 2008 11:40:04pm

Happy New Year to all of the lizard army.

852 Age Of Freedom  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:18:57am

Happy new year folks!

853 Simple Voice  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:36:45am

FIRST!

Happy Birthday everyone!

To paraphrase an old quote about baseball-
"America must be a great country. Look how well it does with all the fools that run it!"

Better days are ahead my folks, better days are ahead!
(Is it obvious I've been drinking?)

854 winston06  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:07:44am

Happy New Year from a bloody cold Ottawa, Canada

855 mollyshark  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:35:19am

A late or early Happy New Year. 3 glasses of champagne and I was curled up and snoring long before midnight, but the neighbor's fire crackers woke me up. Well they woke up the dogs who woke me up. Thought this would be an Advil morning, but holding up surprisingly well. A good sign for 2009? (Rhyme unintentional, but it does have a ringgg to it.) In the 60s today and 70 tomorrow with lots of sunshine here in TX. Everyone I know is sick from the hot, cold, rain, sun, bipolar weather behavior.

Grandma..I can empathize. In a similar position with mom, but I do have long-term care for myself. She has a lovely little place even though she doesn't always quite remember where things are in it. I'd consider moving there for the oatmeal raisin cookies alone!

We survived 2008. Who woulda thunk it?

856 angst  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:14:18am

Happy New Year, Lizards!

I rang in the New Year playing Guitar Hero with the kids. I tell ya, if you like rock music at all, stay far away from that game. Very, very far away. My hands still hurt.

857 billy hank  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:04:12am

Mother died early yesterday morning. If happiness means an end to pain, it is a happy new year.

858 kawfytawk  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:17:01am

re: #857 billy hank

My condolences.

859 longwinger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:27:12am

Sorry about your loss billy hank.

Do any of you lizards know how fast the earth goes (mph), in its orbit around the Sun? Do any of you lizards know how fast the earth rotates to make 1- 24 hour day? Do any lizards know how fast our galaxy moves out across this evolving universe? NO GOOGLING! Take an educated guess?
And, all this comes from that "Big Bang Theory." Thank you Big Bang! Has anybody seen Big Bang lately? Now there's a guy I'd like to meet.

860 Fearless Fred  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 9:20:21am

re: #859 longwinger

Sorry about your loss billy hank.

Do any of you lizards know how fast the earth goes (mph), in its orbit around the Sun? Do any of you lizards know how fast the earth rotates to make 1- 24 hour day? Do any lizards know how fast our galaxy moves out across this evolving universe? NO GOOGLING! Take an educated guess?
And, all this comes from that "Big Bang Theory." Thank you Big Bang! Has anybody seen Big Bang lately? Now there's a guy I'd like to meet.

Aren't we moving at about 22,000 mph ... revolving, that is ...?

861 Fearless Fred  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 9:20:59am

re: #860 Fearless Fred

rotating around our own axis

862 Fearless Fred  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 9:22:45am

re: #857 billy hank

Sorry. God bless you.

863 Fearless Fred  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 9:26:49am
In a speech at Harvard last November, Harvard physicist John Holden, President-elect Obama's choice to be his science adviser as director of the White House Office of Science and Technology, presented a "top 10" list of warming solutions.

Topping the list was "limiting population," as if man was a plague upon the earth. This is a major tenet of green dogma that bemoans the fact that the pestilence called mankind comes with cars, factories and overconsumption of fossil fuels and other resources.

~~The Warm Turns
Cornucopians must rise up against O this year.


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