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1 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:16:45pm

Visual aides good

2 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:09pm

Wait, I thought Isreal was the one doing the intense bombing.

/

3 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:15pm

The withdrawal from Gaza didn't go as planned.

4 Shug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:24pm

The straw that broke the camel's back

5 jaunte  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:34pm

Those smuggling tunnels have been very busy. Can we stop sending money to the Egyptians now?

6 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:35pm

Yup, nice chart

7 FightingBack  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:46pm

Israel made 'em do it.

8 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:49pm

SSDD. It's beyond sad that this has been going on for so long that we have to have graphs and charts to explain it.

9 Blackacre  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:50pm

Nag, nag, nag.
/

10 Digital Display  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:17:59pm

PowerPoint doesn't lie

11 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:18:31pm

But Hamas is a legitimate political entity. Just ask Carter.

12 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:18:55pm

re: #6 Dustyvet

Yup, nice chart

Anybody from the frigging MSM bother to read it?

13 ROP?LOL  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:18:56pm

yea, but these were prolly put together by juice, so there you go

14 FightingBack  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:19:27pm

And, what did you expect? These folks are in refugee camps. They are thin, starved, and out of oxygen tanks, too.
/
(And they have their own TV Station and Mickey Mouse)

15 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:19:49pm

re: #12 Dustyvet

Anybody from the frigging MSM bother to read it?

All of their meetings are to come up with talking points to discredit it.

16 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:20:02pm

Ummm, any questions?

17 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:20:22pm

Amazing data. And the MFMSM and some of my Facebook "friends" are pointing the finger at big, bad Israel. As I've said before and I'll say again: Every nation has a right to defend its people and its borders. Every nation has a right to be. And yes, Hamas, that means Israel.

Spit.

18 Racer X  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:20:27pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

The withdrawal from Gaza didn't go as planned.

Hard to believe huh. Everyone thought for sure that if Israel just gave the palestinians what they wanted - their own territory to run as they see fit - that everyone would be happy.

What went wrong?


/ rhetorical

19 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:20:29pm

re: #11 freedombilly

But Hamas is a legitimate political entity. Just ask Carter.

Carter --blah!

20 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:20:36pm

Koskidz still supporting Hamas...
The aggression continues; over 400 dead

As the Israeli blitz entered its sixth day, Hamas again indicated that it would accept a ceasefire so long as the illegal blockade is lifted. Israel responded by killing a senior Hamas official along with his wife and children, continuing its attacks on the governing infrastructure in Gaza and bombing a school, killing 10.
...
As even the hawkish, right-wing Israeli Intelligence and Terrorism Information Centre concedes [.pdf], before November 4 Hamas "was careful to maintain the ceasefire". This despite the fact that the blockade remained intact and thus, as Amnesty International observes, "Gaza residents experienced little or no improvement to their lives".

Rather, Israel refuses to end the siege because it remains bent on reversing the results of the 2006 elections, punishing Palestinians for voting the 'wrong' way and thwarting a dreaded Hamas ‘peace offensive’.

heh.

21 Sharmuta  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:20:46pm

Cold hard facts will not get in the way of the meme. These are just "amateur" mortars and rockets and the blame will be on the evil Zionists.

22 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:20:50pm

Can someone make these charts into a fucking billboard?

23 JammieWearingFool  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:21:02pm

Doubt we'll be seeing those charts on CNN or on the front page of any newspapers.

24 solomonpanting  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:21:12pm

Were the spikes in 2004 measures to get Kerry elected?

25 FightingBack  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:21:22pm

Israel has the right (and duty) to defend itself. I want to hear this loud and clear. From Himself. Again.

26 theblakester  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:21:29pm

re: #7 FightingBack

Not even 20 post in and you beat me to it. Damn it!

27 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:21:33pm

re: #11 freedombilly

But Hamas is a legitimate political entity. Just ask Carter.

And i wonder why we haven't heard from that SOB?

28 Spiny Norman  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:21:50pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

The withdrawal from Gaza didn't go as planned.

Well, until this week, it certainly did by Hamas' plans.

29 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:21:52pm

re: #21 Sharmuta

Cold hard facts will not get in the way of the meme. These are just "amateur" mortars and rockets and the blame will be on the evil Zionists.

Agreed. Don't you love it? Israel is better at firing stuff so they are the evil ones. Sick.

30 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:21:52pm

re: #14 FightingBack

And, what did you expect? These folks are in refugee camps. They are thin, starved, and out of oxygen tanks, too.
/
(And they have their own TV Station and Mickey Mouse)

along with Bee's and other critters...

31 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:22:10pm

re: #12 Dustyvet

Anybody from the frigging MSM bother to read it?

So, as you can see the attacks have been up since. . .

ZIONIST CRAP

Excuse me?

THIS IS ZIONIST CRAP. . . . .

Chants in many languages ensue, press coference ends

Headline

Pro Pal protesters question report

32 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:22:26pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

And i wonder why we haven't heard from that SOB?

Don't ask questions, just enjoy:)

33 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:22:34pm
34 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:22:46pm

re: #23 JammieWearingFool

Doubt we'll be seeing those charts on CNN or on the front page of any newspapers.

Sure we will. They will just change the names around.

35 Opinionated  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:22:59pm

So I'm guessing surrendering Gaza to the barbarians was not such a good idea.

36 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:23:05pm

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

Who do I ask whether Carter is a legitimate political entity?

The UN perhaps?

37 Shug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:23:09pm

Does anybody know why they launched 1730 rockets in 2008?

because they couldn't get any more

38 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:23:12pm

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

Who do I ask whether Carter is a legitimate political entity?


He's just ELDER

39 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:23:30pm

re: #17 freedombilly

Amazing data. And the MFMSM and some of my Facebook "friends" are pointing the finger at big, bad Israel. As I've said before and I'll say again: Every nation has a right to defend its people and its borders. Every nation has a right to be. And yes, Hamas, that means Israel.

Spit.

AND there is NO OTHER COUNTRY that would allow rockets fired at it daily for years and not act. . . there would be rallies TO RETURN FIRE!

40 FightingBack  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:23:32pm

re: #35 Opinionated

So I'm guessing surrendering Gaza to the barbarians was not such a good idea.

Surrender is never a good idea.

41 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:23:50pm

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

Who do I ask whether Carter is a legitimate political entity?

Well don't piss into the wind. I tried that once and......

42 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:24:01pm

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

Who do I ask whether Carter is a legitimate political entity?

Speaking of Carter, where the hell is peanut brains?

43 Last Mohican  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:24:31pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

And i wonder why we haven't heard from that SOB?

Maybe he's incommunicado, buried in Hamas's command bunker, reviewing the photographs that he took during his most recent visit to Israel with Hamas leaders, so that they can more effectively target their rocket fire on Israeli kindergartens.

44 Spiny Norman  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:24:33pm

re: #20 Killgore Trout

Koskidz still supporting Hamas...
The aggression continues; over 400 dead


...thwarting a dreaded Hamas ‘peace offensive’.

heh.

The what?!?

Is that kossack smoking crack?

45 theblakester  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:24:35pm

Don't worry if it were to ever show up on CNN. They would just have a chart showing the deaths of the Palis vs. Israelis, thus muting any arguments.

46 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:24:39pm
47 FightingBack  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:25:01pm

re: #42 Dustyvet

Speaking of Carter, where the hell is peanut brains?

Which one? The new one's in Hawaii.

48 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:25:01pm

re: #41 Nevergiveup

Well don't piss into the wind. I tried that once and......

and avoid electric fences at all costs...

49 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:25:16pm

re: #38 jamgarr

He's just smells of ELDERberries

fixed

50 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:25:19pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

The withdrawal from Gaza didn't go as planned.

It went exactly as planned.

/everyone and their grandmother knew what was going to happen, but it was necessary to remove the "occupation" excuse from the vocabulary

51 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:25:24pm

re: #12 Dustyvet

Anybody from the frigging MSM bother to read it?

They can't read.

52 FightingBack  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:25:50pm

re: #51 Ward Cleaver

They can't read.

Or write.

53 Emperor Norton  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:25:59pm

I could easily see those charts in USA Today.

54 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:05pm

re: #44 Spiny Norman

The what?!?

IsI wish that kossack would stop smoking crack?


Fixed:)

55 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:12pm

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

Who do I ask whether Carter is a legitimate political entity?

Carters words mean less than nothing...his time is over

56 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:12pm

re: #44 Spiny Norman

The what?!?

Is that kossack smoking crack?

Aren't they all?

57 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:20pm

re: #48 Dustyvet

and avoid electric fences at all costs...

Oh, and if you do try to piss into the wind, remember not to breath thru your mouth?

58 doriangrey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:20pm

re: #44 Spiny Norman

The what?!?

Is that kossack smoking crack?

All kossack smoke crack...

59 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:36pm

re: #46 buzzsawmonkey

Oh. So Carter is the prime spokesman for the Protocols of the Elders who are Lyin'?

Just old (being very generous)

60 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:40pm

CNN will report the number of mosques bombed by Israel before they ever report the number of rockets fired into a sovereign nation.

61 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:47pm

re: #47 FightingBack

Which one? The new one's in Hawaii.

FORE! Can't I just play through?

62 revGDright  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:51pm

Looks like a hockey stick to me. Palestinian rockets must be associated with Global Warning somehow. Ir must be the Republicans' fault.

63 Last Mohican  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:57pm

re: #50 Killian Bundy

/everyone and their grandmother knew what was going to happen, but it was necessary to remove the "occupation" excuse from the vocabulary

And yet it's still there. Unilaterally withdrawing from Gaza, with no demands and nothing gained in return, hasn't helped Israel's public image one tenth of one iota.

64 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:26:58pm

Here's a little calenda, for Dcember, which also shows the days israel sent aid into Gaza
[Link: elderofziyon.blogspot.com...]

65 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:27:32pm
66 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:27:40pm

re: #57 Nevergiveup

Oh, and if you do try to piss into the wind, remember not to breath thru your mouth?

And don't piss up a hill either...especially in bare feet.

67 Erik The Red  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:27:43pm

Good night Lizards. Stay scaly. Sandman is calling. See all the usual insomniacs on the LNDT.

68 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:27:46pm

More visual aids:

I just posted this on the dying thread below.

Links to other photos by the photographer who took the "santa card" photo.

69 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:28:00pm

re: #5 jaunte

Those smuggling tunnels have been very busy. Can we stop sending money to the Egyptians now?

Did anybody else just get a mental image of a goat being flung by catapult into Israel?

70 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:28:02pm

re: #60 freedombilly

CNN will report the number of mosques bombed by Israel before they ever report the number of rockets fired into a sovereign nation.

so what...who cares..it's not about CNN

71 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:28:13pm

re: #66 Ford_Prefect

And don't piss up a hill either...especially in bare feet.

Country girl?

72 Opinionated  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:28:41pm

re: #40 FightingBack

Surrender is never a good idea.

You want to destroy the "Peace Process" industry?

73 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:29:08pm
74 Spiny Norman  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:29:25pm

re: #58 doriangrey

All kossack smoke crack...

I figured most of them were "hemp activist" pot heads, to be honest.

75 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:29:27pm

re: #72 Opinionated

You want to destroy the "Peace Process" industry?

and it is!...good point...where's their bailout now?

76 Dianna  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:29:32pm

re: #44 Spiny Norman

The what?!?

Is that kossack smoking crack?

Not even crack can explain that level of delusion.

77 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:29:39pm

re: #69 EmmmieG

Did anybody else just get a mental image of a goat being flung by catapult into Israel?

Why, yes.

78 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:29:41pm

The number of mortars fired in 2006 (22) is interesting. Wonder why it was so low that year? It doesn't correlate with the number of rockets.

79 Quilly Mammoth  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:30:00pm

The Stoopid is strong in that koskid

This, however, is something Israel refuses to do, and not because of the Qassams. According to the Israeli Foreign Ministry’s own data, between the beginning of the ceasefire in June and Israel’s violation of it on November 4 Palestinians fired an average of only three rockets per month (via) into Israel:

So Hamas was keeping the ceasefire even though there were still rockets getting lobbed into Israel? WTF! That goes past Pretzelian logic and straight on into Willful Dumb Ass.

80 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:30:24pm

re: #65 buzzsawmonkey

I have never understood why the larger death toll among the "Palestinians" is worthy of comment; they send their children to death intentionally, after all.

The only reason anyone would get exercised over the "Palestinian" deaths is that they are trying to cover up their rabid desire to simply see more dead Jews.

Hmmmmm; maybe I'm onto something.

In a way the Isrealis just might be saving Palestinian lives.

81 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:30:40pm

re: #70 albusteve

so what...who cares..it's not about CNN

Sadly to a whole lot of people it is all about CNN. Don't misunderstand me, Israel should blow every single mosque that is hiding missiles waiting to be fired at innocent people right off of the map. And then post videos of it. It was merely a commentary on CNN (which makes me sick).

82 theblakester  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:31:15pm

re: #65 buzzsawmonkey

Sure hope your not a journalist for your day job. Write a story about that and you'll have to find another job.

83 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:31:16pm

re: #71 Nevergiveup

Country girl?

Is Ford a girl's name where your from?

84 Lincolntf  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:31:26pm

2006 was a down year in the mortar biz for some reason.

85 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:31:29pm

How many mortars or rockets did Canada fire into the USA in 07 or Belgium into France?

86 Macker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:31:58pm

re: #47 FightingBack

I thought he was cocaine brains....

87 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:32:26pm

re: #83 Ford_Prefect

Is Ford a girl's name where your from?

Haven't you ever heard the expression she must have been a mustang in bed?

88 Opinionated  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:32:35pm

Too bad the graph doesn't go back to before the Oslo peace signings.

Isn't odd how the more Israel concedes the more violent the barbarians become?

You would think that after 15 years that would be noticed by the State Dept, the various press outlets, EVERYONE.

89 doriangrey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:32:58pm

re: #85 Nevergiveup

How many mortars or rockets did Canada fire into the USA in 07 or Belgium into France?

Now now, your just quibbling over details.... /s

90 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:32:58pm

It seems the hudna was used very well by Hamas. The number of rockets and missiles they are still firing has not abated much, in spite of mroe and more depots being destroyed.

Here's an updated report:
IAF strikes in Gaza; locals flee their homes

If you scroll down a bit, you'l se a nice picture of one of the 'refuge camps' those poor Gazans are living in ( a tad damaged, heh).
Looks like a town to me, with multi-storey buildings, but what do I know ...

91 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:33:01pm
92 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:33:43pm

re: #81 freedombilly

Sadly to a whole lot of people it is all about CNN. Don't misunderstand me, Israel should blow every single mosque that is hiding missiles waiting to be fired at innocent people right off of the map. And then post videos of it. It was merely a commentary on CNN (which makes me sick).

I didnt mean to sound harsh...but it's a very old story unworthy of any regard by Israel....as for the legions of CNN worshippers I pay no attention...who knows what will become of them and again who cares...CNN is vile...the MSM is my dire enemy

93 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:33:46pm

re: #63 Last Mohican

And yet it's still there. Unilaterally withdrawing from Gaza, with no demands and nothing gained in return, hasn't helped Israel's public image one tenth of one iota.

No it's not, it's now called a "siege". Gaza belongs 100% to Hamas. You'll notice that, for the first time ever, Egypt and Saudi Arabia are blaming Hamas.

/nevermind that the Egyptians walled Gaza off too and shoot at anyone trying to cross it

94 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:33:52pm
95 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:33:54pm

re: #84 Lincolntf

2006 was a down year in the mortar biz for some reason.

Must have been mortar-bored.

96 Opinionated  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:34:17pm

re: #75 albusteve

and it is!...good point...where's their bailout now?

Peace Process Industry got the biggest bailout in American history- it's currency is named Barack Obama.

97 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:34:40pm

re: #78 Ward Cleaver

The number of mortars fired in 2006 (22) is interesting. Wonder why it was so low that year? It doesn't correlate with the number of rockets.

Them mortars were needed elsewhere, and perhaps not returned in pristine condition by the brethren up North ...

98 theblakester  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:34:58pm

re: #85 Nevergiveup

How many mortars or rockets did Canada fire into the USA in 07 or Belgium into France?

Who would ever know if such a thing were to happen if you were to follow the media. After all, how many stories of the Pali's use of rocket fire have you heard of.

99 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:35:06pm

re: #87 Nevergiveup

Haven't you ever heard the expression she must have been a mustang in bed?

LOL. The only image that comes to my mind after that comment is one from The Godfather.

100 Quilly Mammoth  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:35:33pm

Here's what Jimmuh's Carter Center has to say:

The Carter Center is urging both sides to cease violence in and around Gaza, saying it threatens peace talks and Israel's long-term security.

The center founded by former President Jimmy Carter and his wife _ which has offices in Gaza, Jerusalem and the West Bank _ said Wednesday that Israel must cease attacks endangering civilians in the densely populated territory and Hamas leaders must halt rocket attacks against Israel.

The Atlanta-based Carter Center released a statement saying Israel has a right to protect its citizens but "these operations are disproportionate and detrimental to the ongoing peace efforts."

It said bombing "contributes to the further radicalization of the Palestinian population and undermines Israel's long-term security interests.

I'd like to explain what that means but Babelfish does not have an "Irrational Babbling into English" option.

101 jamgarr  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:35:48pm

re: #73 buzzsawmonkey

"Wands of Elder never prosper."

--Wizard saying, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"

Olivander?

102 freedombilly  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:35:55pm

re: #92 albusteve

I didnt mean to sound harsh...but it's a very old story unworthy of any regard by Israel....as for the legions of CNN worshippers I pay no attention...who knows what will become of them and again who cares...CNN is vile...the MSM is my dire enemy

Amen brother! I think we are exactly on the same page on this one. Israel (or any nation fighting for survival) should not spend half of one second worrying about anyone's opinion. The rest of us need to fight the MFMSM (thank you dorian) tooth and nail to make sure they don't control the entire story.

103 Macker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:36:19pm

re: #93 Killian Bundy

No it's not, it's now called a "siege". Gaza belongs 100% to Hamas. You'll notice that, for the first time ever, Egypt and Saudi Arabia are blaming Hamas.

/nevermind that the Egyptians walled Gaza off too and shoot at anyone trying to cross it

Wasn't that a Flying Pig moment?

104 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:36:36pm

re: #98 theblakester

How many mortars or rockets did Canada fire into the USA in 07 or Belgium into France?

Who would ever know if such a thing were to happen if you were to follow the media. After all, how many stories of the Pali's use of rocket fire have you heard of.

Well I read the Israeli newspapers every day so I mean even Haaretz mentions it sometimes?

105 JammieWearingFool  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:37:02pm

re: #34 Ford_Prefect

Sure we will. They will just change the names around.

Good point. Sometimes I misunderestimate their duplicity.

106 IslandLibertarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:37:02pm

An appropriate response to increasing aggression is WHAT?
/If my family was being attacked, you can be sure I'd use all the force I could get to fight back.
GO ISRAEL!

107 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:37:33pm
108 FightingBack  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:37:42pm

re: #100 Quilly Mammoth

It said bombing "contributes to the further radicalization of the Palestinian population and undermines Israel's long-term security interests.

Bombing whom?

109 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:37:55pm

re: #4 Shug

The straw that broke the camel's back

The straw that pissed the camel so bad, the camel kicked the shit out of the guy who kept loading straw upon it.

110 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:37:57pm

re: #103 Macker

Wasn't that a Flying Pig moment?

Weellll - certainly a Flying Piglet ...

111 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:38:09pm

re: #96 Opinionated

Peace Process Industry got the biggest bailout in American history- it's currency is named Barack Obama.

notice how the chicken shit wont spit out any of his patented fluff?....the shit has already hit the fan for him...the fact that he wont commit after six days is not lost on hid demented minions either

112 Opinionated  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:38:23pm

re: #85 Nevergiveup

How many mortars or rockets did Canada fire into the USA

Does Pamela Anderson count?

113 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:38:30pm
114 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:38:39pm

re: #100 Quilly Mammoth

Here's what Jimmuh's Carter Center has to say:

I'd like to explain what that means but Babelfish does not have an "Irrational Babbling into English" option.

Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
--THGTG

115 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:38:55pm

Okay, totally off topic. I can't believe I have a headache today. This is supposed to be one of the benefits of being LDS. No hangovers.

I am suffering from a combination of chocolate hangover (there is such a thing, take my word for it), rainy weather, and not enough sleep.

On the bright side, we just got in a new couch, which means a really big cardboard box for the boys. I won't hear from them for hours. Cool.

116 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:38:57pm

re: #112 Opinionated

Does Pamela Anderson count?

With or without video?

117 Racer X  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:39:00pm

re: #78 Ward Cleaver

The number of mortars fired in 2006 (22) is interesting. Wonder why it was so low that year? It doesn't correlate with the number of rockets.

Rockets were on sale.

118 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:39:15pm

re: #104 Nevergiveup

Well I read the Israeli newspapers every day so I mean even Haaretz mentions it sometimes?

I received an email from one of my friends in Israel. Long story short, she tells me that mortar an rocket fire is something they just deal with. It's business as usual. Her and her family are doing well but it blew me away how nonchalant she was about the explosives being rained into the country. Makes me really appreciate living in the US.

119 theblakester  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:39:18pm

re: #100 Quilly Mammoth

The center founded by former President Jimmy Carter and his wife _ which has offices in Gaza, Jerusalem and the West Bank _

Sounds to me like the IDF has another target to add to it's list.

120 Opinionated  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:39:43pm

re: #111 albusteve

notice how the chicken shit wont spit out any of his patented fluff?....the shit has already hit the fan for him...the fact that he wont commit after six days is not lost on hid demented minions either

I cited on another thread the headline in the NY Post on that exact point.

121 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:40:19pm

re: #103 Macker

Wasn't that a Flying Pig moment?

Now that's not very Kosher.

122 Quilly Mammoth  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:40:27pm

re: #108 FightingBack

Bombing whom?

Like I said...irrational babbling. What do they think Hamas was doing? Shooting spitballs?

123 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:40:34pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

And i wonder why we haven't heard from that SOB?

If Carter knows what's good for him and his "legacy" (which I doubt), he'll continue to keep his big trap shut on this...

124 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:40:42pm

re: #111 albusteve

notice how the chicken shit wont spit out any of his patented fluff?....the shit has already hit the fan for him...the fact that he wont commit after six days is not lost on hid demented minions either

Dazed and American Jewish: The Reality Hits Home

Opens January 20th

125 Shug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:41:25pm

What do they say, no atheists in a foxhole

I'll bet there are no kos kids living in the rocket and mortar range radius.

I have a dream. That dream is to send every kos kiddie to live in harm's way

126 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:41:34pm

re: #123 talon_262

If Carter knows what's good for him and his "legacy" (which I doubt), he'll continue to keep his big trap shut on this...

I thought his legacy was pretty much set; he sent the economy underwater that's why they named a submarine after him instead of an aircraft carrier.

127 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:41:56pm

re: #115 EmmmieG

Heh.
Its a stress headache - getting the sofa unpacked andplaced in the right place can give anybody a headache.

The box should help alleviate it, as your boys are playing in/with it and won't pester you.

128 FightingBack  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:42:00pm

re: #124 DisturbedEma

I predict that they will never notice. Or admit to noticing.

129 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:42:34pm

Turkey, starting a two-year stint as a member of the U.N. Security Council, urged Israel on Thursday to end its offensive on Gaza and lift its blockade of the coastal strip.

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

Hey, when does Israel get to be on the Security Council? Oh, I know when the USA elects an Afro-American to the Presidency? But.....

130 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:42:54pm

re: #120 Opinionated

I cited on another thread the headline in the NY Post on that exact point.

well there you have it...his timing is as bad as hi ideology....he's a kid

131 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:43:08pm

re: #125 Shug

What do they say, no atheists in a foxhole

I'll bet there are no kos kids living in the rocket and mortar range radius.

I have a dream. That dream is to send every kos kiddie to live in harm's way Be'er Shiva or Jerusalem with a kippa on

Fixed ;)

132 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:43:10pm

re: #127 yma o hyd

They have already made it into a tank (I was hoping for a submarine or a train, but I lost that battle years ago), and are using it as a nerf-gun base so yeah, I'm good.

133 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:43:23pm

re: #126 Jetpilot1101

I thought his legacy was pretty much set; he sent the economy underwater that's why they named a submarine after him instead of an aircraft carrier.

That poor sub has taken enough abuse for a lifetime.

134 Dr. Shalit  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:44:09pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

The withdrawal from Gaza didn't go as planned.

"K-B" -

Maybe it DID. Only former PM Sharon really knows, and he is indisposed to say the least.

-S-

135 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:44:29pm

re: #133 Nevergiveup

That poor sub has taken enough abuse for a lifetime.

I heard the sub can only refuel on even days.

136 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:44:43pm

re: #133 Nevergiveup

That poor sub has taken enough abuse for a lifetime.

What does that thing fire, anyway? Pamphlets?

137 Macker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:44:45pm

re: #121 Ford_Prefect

Now that's not very Kosher.

I guess I would not make a good Jew. But that's OK...I'd rather be non-Kosher so my Jewish friends CAN be!

138 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:45:03pm

re: #129 Nevergiveup

Turkey, starting a two-year stint as a member of the U.N. Security Council, urged Israel on Thursday to end its offensive on Gaza and lift its blockade of the coastal strip.

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

Hey, when does Israel get to be on the Security Council? Oh, I know when the USA elects an Afro-American to the Presidency? But.....

One needs to know tht the Turkish President, Erdogan, is an Islamist.
He sent his daughters to study in the USA - because there, they could wear headscarves, something 9still) not allowed in Turkish universities.

139 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:45:06pm
140 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:45:21pm

re: #123 talon_262

If Carter knows what's good for him and his "legacy" (which I doubt), he'll continue to keep his big trap shut on this...

the simple fact that he still believes in some phony peace process proves his cred is gone...like my last paycheck, gone gone away...

141 Macker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:45:52pm

re: #129 Nevergiveup

Hey, when does Israel get to be on the Security Council? Oh, I know when the USA elects an Afro-American to the Presidency? But.....

Or, when the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.

142 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:46:01pm
143 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:46:04pm

re: #128 FightingBack

I predict that they will never notice. Or admit to noticing.

Some of my fellow Jews are taing note of the silence. . .ESPECIALLY those who read the shilling in the weekly Jewish Legder. . .Obama was is and will always be a vocal supporter of Israel. . .vote for him and for the security of Israel

and day 6? We will just let Bush, who was used as a battering ram of incompetitence, handle this sever threat to Israel. . only one president at a time. . .of war.

Dammit I hate this!

144 solomonpanting  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:46:19pm
The rockets, while still having their share of problems and shortcomings, in the terrorists’ view, allow them to disrupt the lives of
Israeli civilians within the range of fire, destabilize their social fabric, override the security fence built by Israel along the Gaza Strip, and create a kind of balance of terror

I question the use of this phrase. I know it must be terrifying for the Palis to endure incoming fire from Israeli attacks, but this phase seems to connote some type of moral equivalence.

145 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:46:30pm

re: #134 Dr. Shalit

"K-B"
-S-

/that's just wrong to confuse me with Killgore

146 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:46:58pm

re: #132 EmmmieG

They have already made it into a tank (I was hoping for a submarine or a train, but I lost that battle years ago), and are using it as a nerf-gun base so yeah, I'm good.

Stuff like that, boxes and such, are so much better to develop the imagination of children than playstations. I congratulate you!

{EmmmieG}

147 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:47:01pm

re: #140 albusteve

the simple fact that he still believes in some phony peace process proves his cred is gone...like my last paycheck, gone gone away...

...or like all our tax dollars for the next 50 or 60 years. But hey, CITI can still sponsor the Rose Bowl WTF?!?

148 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:47:13pm

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

I am rapidly getting to the point where I want to punch out anyone who uses the term "disproportionate" in reference to Israeli responses to Arab provocations.

I think that would be a disproportionate response.

/

149 Shug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:47:44pm

re: #141 Macker

Or, when the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl a game.

just as unlikely

150 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:48:15pm
151 Shug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:48:27pm

re: #147 Jetpilot1101

...or like all our tax dollars for the next 50 or 60 years. But hey, CITI can still sponsor the Rose Bowl WTF?!?


the taxpayers are getting a hose from the rose

152 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:48:40pm

re: #126 Jetpilot1101

I thought his legacy was pretty much set; he sent the economy underwater that's why they named a submarine after him instead of an aircraft carrier.

Nice zinger there...

;-P

153 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:48:41pm

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

And I agree with your statement, BTW

154 yitzy  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:49:02pm

These are not the shells and rockets I knew!

155 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:49:18pm

re: #147 Jetpilot1101

...or like all our tax dollars for the next 50 or 60 years. But hey, CITI can still sponsor the Rose Bowl WTF?!?

oh brother...no shitski
tax revolt...

156 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:49:19pm

re: #144 solomonpanting

I question the use of this phrase. I know it must be terrifying for the Palis to endure incoming fire from Israeli attacks, but this phase seems to connote some type of moral equivalence.

I was troubled by that sentence, too.

157 solomonpanting  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:49:31pm

re: #144 solomonpanting

this "phrase"

158 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:49:45pm

Mideat peace will never occur until and unless these terror organizations are DESTROYED to the last individual.

It's NEVER been about statehood, or self governance, they merely provide the cover for the true agenda, the elimination of Israel and it's people. Had Israel taken those steps at tne onset , what's inevitably coming could have been accomplished with much less trauma. I submit the israelis don't yet have the political will to do what's necessary.

Yet.

159 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:49:50pm

re: #141 Macker

Or, when the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.

Shit now lets get ridiculous now!

160 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:51:33pm

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

Spot on - top post!

And lets not forget about the immense contributions in all areas of scientific and technical endeavour with which Israel has blessed the world, in spite of the constant murderous attacks.

Which new scientific discoveries have come from the Ummah during that time?

161 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:51:59pm

re: #156 MandyManners

I was troubled by that sentence, too.

they wont have to experience rolling artillery...if they even knew what it does...and some people would have it that way

162 Shug  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:52:19pm

re: #158 irongrampa

Mideat peace will never occur until and unless these terror organizations are DESTROYED to the last individual.

It's NEVER been about statehood, or self governance, they merely provide the cover for the true agenda, the elimination of Israel and it's people. Had Israel taken those steps at tne onset , what's inevitably coming could have been accomplished with much less trauma. I submit the israelis don't yet have the political will to do what's necessary.

Yet.

It's like having fire ant mounds in your back yard.
Even one is dangerous

163 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:53:13pm

re: #140 albusteve

the simple fact that he still believes in some phony peace process proves his cred is gone...like my last paycheck, gone gone away...

True, but I'm still enjoying not listening to Carter bloviating about all of this...

164 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:53:43pm

re: #154 yitzy

Yeah, those shells and rockets (the ones that The One knew) only rained down hearts, butterflies, and rainbows.

165 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:54:03pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

The withdrawal from Gaza didn't go as planned.

entirely AS planned.

Ariel Sharon wanted to show the world what bunch of Nazi scum the Gazans were, without all the "IDF shooting some rock thrower" MSM sob stories.

Job done, as far as i can see.

Lets be honest with ourselves - before the Gaza withdrawal, there are many , including myself, who were somewhat sympathetic to the Palestinian cause - who wouldnt be? a cause of nationalism and wanting your own country is something that resonates with a lot of folks.

of course it was all propaganda bollocks, but we didnt know.

Sharon's MASTERSTROKE was the withdrawal from Gaza. that made the likes of me wake the fuck up and see how taken in i was with the Pallywood propaganda... why?

Because the IDF was not in the equation anymore.
And what did the Gazans do? Why, elect hardcore S.S. wannabees Hamas.

Wake up call - yeah. you betcha. Sorry bout being so bloody wrong about this war during my younger years. (gee - thanks MSM for that... )

166 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:54:56pm
167 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:55:23pm

re: #115 EmmmieG

Okay, totally off topic. I can't believe I have a headache today. This is supposed to be one of the benefits of being LDS. No hangovers.

I am suffering from a combination of chocolate hangover (there is such a thing, take my word for it), rainy weather, and not enough sleep.

On the bright side, we just got in a new couch, which means a really big cardboard box for the boys. I won't hear from them for hours. Cool.

Really big cardboard boxes are very, very kewl!

168 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:56:03pm

re: #165 buzzdroid

entirely AS planned.

Ariel Sharon wanted to show the world what bunch of Nazi scum the Gazans were, without all the "IDF shooting some rock thrower" MSM sob stories.

Job done, as far as i can see.

Lets be honest with ourselves - before the Gaza withdrawal, there are many , including myself, who were somewhat sympathetic to the Palestinian cause - who wouldnt be? a cause of nationalism and wanting your own country is something that resonates with a lot of folks.

of course it was all propaganda bollocks, but we didnt know.

Sharon's MASTERSTROKE was the withdrawal from Gaza. that made the likes of me wake the fuck up and see how taken in i was with the Pallywood propaganda... why?

Because the IDF was not in the equation anymore.
And what did the Gazans do? Why, elect hardcore S.S. wannabees Hamas.

Wake up call - yeah. you betcha. Sorry bout being so bloody wrong about this war during my younger years. (gee - thanks MSM for that... )

I was never sympathetic to the Palestinian's cause...there is no cause, there are no Palestinians...speak for yourself amigo

169 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:56:28pm

re: #165 buzzdroid

It's nice to hear that you saw the light. Maybe many more will follow the path you chose and Ham-ass and the rest of the Paleostinians will begin to lose the support they currently enjoy. Maybe it will force them to look in the mirror and consider electing a party that wants more then a bunch of dead Jews as it's legacy.

170 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:56:51pm
171 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:57:10pm
172 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:57:42pm

re: #147 Jetpilot1101

...or like all our tax dollars for the next 50 or 60 years. But hey, CITI can still sponsor the Rose Bowl WTF?!?

You want your hide really chapped?

/Bailing Out Shariah Law

173 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:57:48pm

re: #167 ggt

Really big cardboard boxes are very, very kewl!

All of us dreamed of having a cardboard box.

174 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:58:05pm

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

I am rapidly getting to the point where I want to punch out anyone who uses the term "disproportionate" in reference to Israeli responses to Arab provocations.

The Arabs have been murdering Jews in Israel every year at least from the start of the First Aliyah in the 1880s.

Up to the end of Ottoman rule nothing was done to stop Arabs from marauding against Jews who had legitimately purchased land and were attempting to farm it or build on it. During the British Mandate Arab rioters and assassins killed more. And there has never been a year since Israel's independence when there were not Arabs who murdered Jews for the crime of being Jews in the Land of Israel.

Through all this, Israel has continually shown a restraint that I would call "heroic"--were it not that this restraint merely served to encourage the next round of murder. It has never been given credit, praise, or assistance for this restraint from the West--and it has been read as weakness by Israel's enemies. Had Israel truly committed even one of the massacres falsely attributed to it--Deir Yassin, Sabra/Shatila, Jenin, etc.--it would have garnered far more respect from those sworn to its destruction.

Sixty years of apology should stop right now.

Thing is - they cant.

The Torah forbids it.

its the same trap that the Jews found themselves in , in Nazi Germany... they are fundementally a DEEPLY humane bunch of folks. and that humanity is deeply intertwined with their religion.

its a tough call.. almost equivalent to asking Quakers to take up rifles against a marauding band of Mongol warriors...

175 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:58:24pm

re: #115 EmmmieG

Okay, totally off topic. I can't believe I have a headache today. This is supposed to be one of the benefits of being LDS. No hangovers.

I am suffering from a combination of chocolate hangover (there is such a thing, take my word for it), rainy weather, and not enough sleep.

On the bright side, we just got in a new couch, which means a really big cardboard box for the boys. I won't hear from them for hours. Cool.

Ain't it funny that young kids (usually boys) rather play with the boxes stuff comes in rather than the stuff that was in the box? To be young, carefree, and imaginative like that again *sigh*...

176 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:58:31pm

re: #170 buzzsawmonkey

Well, I did learn from some Arab scientists, via a MEMRI video posted here a year or so ago, that there is no magnetic field in Mecca.

I learned that the earth was flat and is the center of the universe and I'm not kidding.

177 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:58:43pm

re: #168 albusteve

I was never sympathetic to the Palestinian's cause...there is no cause, there are no Palestinians...speak for yourself amigo

i come from Ireland. so you can only imagine the propaganda there...

IRA= PLO and all that stuff...

178 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:58:47pm

re: #166 buzzsawmonkey

What frustrates me is the wilful blindness of the REST of the planet in the matter. Given past history, HOW could anyone be deceived? Once, maybe, but time after time? What kind of moral compass must those "deceived " possess, I wonder? Any at all?

179 Desert Dog  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:58:47pm

re: #170 buzzsawmonkey

Well, I did learn from some Arab scientists, via a MEMRI video posted here a year or so ago, that there is no magnetic field in Mecca.

they had to do something about the magnetism, with so many worshipers having metal plates in their heads after the lobotomy operations walking around.

180 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:58:53pm

Here's a nice graphic to go with the two charts above.

It shows all the attempts by Palis to kill Jews before the barrier, and after.

Bottom line? When Israel fights back, less Israelis die.

181 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:59:17pm

re: #170 buzzsawmonkey

Well, I did learn from some Arab scientists, via a MEMRI video posted here a year or so ago, that there is no magnetic field in Mecca.

Yeah - I seem to remember that, vaguely, as well.
Did they get the Physics Nobel Prize for it?

182 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:59:29pm
183 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:59:31pm

re: #173 debutaunt

All of us dreamed of having a cardboard box.

We should sell them as toys. But what would they come packaged in?

184 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 12:59:51pm
185 ryannon  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:00:27pm

re: #18 Racer X

Hard to believe huh. Everyone thought for sure that if Israel just gave the palestinians what they wanted - their own territory to run as they see fit - that everyone would be happy.

What went wrong?

/ rhetorical


Damned if I know.

"The Hamas charter still calls for the complete destruction of the state of Israel and the Jewish people. There is no amount of land that Israel could give up that Hamas would be satisfied with. The press likes to report the conflict as a tit-for-tat issue, with Palestinians responding in the only way they know how against the Israeli siege and settlements. But that is simply propaganda."

/

186 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:00:48pm

re: #172 Killian Bundy

You want your hide really chapped?

/Bailing Out Shariah Law

HOLY CRAP! Thanks for posting that article. That is un f-ing believable.

187 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:01:34pm

re: #177 buzzdroid

i come from Ireland. so you can only imagine the propaganda there...

IRA= PLO and all that stuff...

I was too hasty...of course there are sympathizers and some have changed their minds...you're right about that

188 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:01:49pm
189 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:01:52pm

re: #183 Silhouette

We should sell them as toys. But what would they come packaged in?

I saw a funny video of a cat stuck in a cardboard container.

190 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:03pm

re: #85 Nevergiveup

How many mortars or rockets did Canada fire into the USA in 07 or Belgium into France?

Jennifer Granholm devastated Michigan.

191 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:13pm

re: #184 Iron Fist

Maybe the next negotiating sesson should include the caveat "you asswipes start the rocket bullshit again, we'll let the Israelis loose, and let them FINISH it".

192 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:14pm

re: #183 Silhouette

Bubble wrap.

Double the coolness.

193 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:31pm
194 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:33pm

re: #190 Alouette

Jennifer Granholm devastated Michigan.

You can chalk that up to a "work accident".

195 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:36pm
196 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:43pm

re: #175 talon_262

Ain't it funny that young kids (usually boys) rather play with the boxes stuff comes in rather than the stuff that was in the box? To be young, carefree, and imaginative like that again *sigh*...

I'm a

197 solomonpanting  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:46pm

re: #171 Iron Fist

It doesn't seem to me that the average Hamastinian really feels thretened by Israel's bombing campaign. After all, they can expect the Israelies to die rather than miss a "legitimate" target and accidently hit "civillians". Unless they are living in a weapons bunker (something that is entirely possible), the Hamastinians don't have any reason to be afraid of the IAF raids.

Pity, that.


But don't discount the mobility of pick-up truck launchings, which can put anyone close enough to the border in harm's way. This tells me I'd want to be as far from the border as possible.

198 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:02:56pm

re: #192 EmmmieG

Bubble wrap.

Double the coolness.

It cushions AND it pops!

199 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:03:00pm

re: #192 EmmmieG

Genius.

200 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:03:13pm

re: #190 Alouette

So, the strategy here is a well-spoken, physically attractive, yet completely inept government leader.

City planners are hired, not elected. That strategy could wreak devastation that would take years to undo.

Kind of like...Oregon.

201 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:03:13pm

re: #165 buzzdroid

Sharon's MASTERSTROKE was the withdrawal from Gaza. that made the likes of me wake the fuck up and see how taken in i was with the Pallywood propaganda... why?

Sharon's MASTERSTROKE is what has made him a vegetable for the past six years.

202 Ben Hur  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:03:25pm

Friggin' amateurs.

203 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:03:33pm

re: #180 Silhouette

Here's a nice graphic to go with the two charts above.

It shows all the attempts by Palis to kill Jews before the barrier, and after.

Bottom line? When Israel fights back, less Israelis die.

Great link.

204 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:03:51pm

re: #180 Silhouette

It is a lovely graphic!

Pity, that so many people, not just moonbats, prefer it when Israel does not defend itself ...

205 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:03:52pm

re: #174 buzzdroid

Thing is - they cant.

The Torah forbids it.

its the same trap that the Jews found themselves in , in Nazi Germany... they are fundementally a DEEPLY humane bunch of folks. and that humanity is deeply intertwined with their religion.

its a tough call.. almost equivalent to asking Quakers to take up rifles against a marauding band of Mongol warriors...

That is part of the reason that I have never been able to understand this intense hatred of the Jews. I was brought up Catholic, but lived in a town with a large Jewish community. I am now married to a Jewish woman. Almost all of the Jewish people I have known have been very kind and generous.

206 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:04:08pm

al-Jiz poll:
Do you think Israel's air strikes on the Gaza Strip are justified?

As noted by Aussie Dave at Israellycool:

Airborne bacon alert.


Check the results.

207 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:04:26pm

re: #184 Iron Fist

I've been calling for Israel to exterminate Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, etc. for years now. I don't think it is going to happen. I'd love to be proven wrong.

I think Hamas is goin down this time...and when they do Fatah will become compliant...the hizis are chasing their tails....

208 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:04:29pm
209 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:04:38pm

re: #187 albusteve

I was too hasty...of course there are sympathizers and some have changed their minds...you're right about that

your grand mate. no worries. was just doing a train-of-thought post on how LIED to i was .. almost like being in some communist country and then waking up and realising that the Stasi were really a bunch of scum.

a lot of us lizards have been on a similar journey of sorts. and we've ended up here - being pro-Israel.

and i am glad i have grown up and developed. unlike the moonbats , who seem to be trapped in the shells of 18 year old teenager opinion.

210 Racer X  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:05:13pm

re: #172 Killian Bundy

You want your hide really chapped?

/Bailing Out Shariah Law

*blood pressure shoots way up*

211 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:05:24pm

re: #190 Alouette

Jennifer Granholm devastated Michigan.

bwahahaha!....scortched earth...

212 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:06:01pm

re: #211 albusteve

bwahahaha!....scortched earth...

I wonder how Dearbornistan is fairing these days?

213 Ben Hur  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:06:31pm

Does this include the rockets/mortars of the last 6 days?

214 Dianna  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:06:43pm

re: #166 buzzsawmonkey

I'll tell you what I think - they see it, and, because they honestly don't think anyone could believe the vile nonsense being spouted - dismiss it as mere rhetoric.

It takes a very expensive education and a life full of padded corners to make people that unwilling to see what's before their eyes.

215 NelsFree  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:06:57pm

re: #176 Jetpilot1101

Some leading Clerics in Saudi Arabia issued a Fatwa in 1974 (right after the Apollo Moon Landings) that the Earth was, in fact, flat. I wish I could get my hands on a copy...
...anyone?

216 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:07:01pm

re: #196 ggt

I'm a

i don't know what happened with that post.

I think I typed:

I'm a girl and my friends and I LOVED really big cardboard boxes. Although, we usually made them into houses, cut out windows and decorated them and all.

217 Dianna  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:07:20pm

re: #168 albusteve

I was never sympathetic to the Palestinian's cause...there is no cause, there are no Palestinians...speak for yourself amigo

He did.

Congratulations on never having been mistaken.

218 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:07:22pm

OT...Professional hockey outside...good.

219 Ben Hur  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:07:31pm

re: #214 Dianna


It takes a very expensive education and a life full of padded corners to make people that unwilling to see what's before their eyes.

Great line.

220 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:07:44pm
221 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:07:51pm

re: #205 Ford_Prefect

That is part of the reason that I have never been able to understand this intense hatred of the Jews. I was brought up Catholic, but lived in a town with a large Jewish community. I am now married to a Jewish woman. Almost all of the Jewish people I have known have been very kind and generous.

yeah i know - worked with a few in London, and they are , as we Irish like to say , "great craic"..

awesome bunch of folks, and always wanting to help out, have drinks, good meals, enjoy themselves, and do well in life for themselves and their kids.

compare and contrast to the Islamonutters. came across a few of them during my working life in London and it wasnt pleasant to say the least.
arrogant fuckers full of ego, and looked down on me as a "kaffir".

i seen both sides in London personally. and i know which side i support.

222 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:08:01pm

re: #198 debutaunt

It cushions AND it pops!

The best stress reliever:

put bubble wrap on the floor and with hard soled shoes, walk and stomp on it.

Great fun.

I also like hurling breakable things into dumpsters.

223 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:08:11pm

re: #188 buzzsawmonkey

Not as I recall. Give it a few years; the way Scandinavia is being overwhelmed by Muslims, the Nobel Prize Committee will be ready to give an award for something like that very, very soon.

Yep - and the prize money being stocked up by generous donations from the Magic Kingdom, who of course would never ever hint to whom they'd like the prize be given ...

224 akak  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:08:15pm

airborne bacon alert! lol

thick slice I hope!

Times of India reports that authorities received three e-mail threats from the Deccan Mujahideen outfit to attack the celebration of Pravasi Bharatiya Diwas (Indian Diaspora Day) scheduled to be held in Chennai from January 7-9, 2009. The emails were traced to Saudi Arabia. The threats against the celebration were sent using an e-mail identity, deccan_mujahideen@yahoo.com. The Pravasi Bharatiya Diwas is to be attended by 1500 delegates, including President of India Pratibha Patil, Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh, several Union Ministers and State Chief Ministers besides representatives from various countries.

Mumbai the sequel, send American aid money quick.

225 hepcat  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:08:16pm

Dig this, an al Jazeera magazine poll:
Do you think Israel’s air strikes on the Gaza Strip are justified?
So far and 80%+ approval rate.

226 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:08:46pm

re: #214 Dianna

I'll tell you what I think - they see it, and, because they honestly don't think anyone could believe the vile nonsense being spouted - dismiss it as mere rhetoric.

It takes a very expensive education and a life full of padded corners to make people that unwilling to see what's before their eyes.

That is very true. So many people in this country take the liberties and the relative security here for granted. If they would just open their eyes and see what is going on in the world, they might start to appreciate what we have.

227 NelsFree  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:08:53pm

re: #211 albusteve

bwahahaha!....scortched scorchedearth...

PIYF

228 Dianna  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:08:58pm

re: #177 buzzdroid

Ooooh. You poor thing!

Many of my ancestors were Irish. I was expected to sympathize with the IRA.

I didn't.

229 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:09:12pm

re: #215 NelsFree

Some leading Clerics in Saudi Arabia issued a Fatwa in 1974 (right after the Apollo Moon Landings) that the Earth was, in fact, flat. I wish I could get my hands on a copy...
...anyone?

I think you can find it at [Link: www.fatwas.com...] or if that doesn't work try [Link: www.completeandtotalmuslimlunacy.com...]

230 Dianna  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:09:15pm

re: #219 Ben Hur

Thanks.

231 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:09:58pm

re: #212 Jetpilot1101

I wonder how Dearbornistan is fairing these days?

I laughed my ass off...I dunno...last time I was up there I was truly freaked out..until you actuall see Detroit and drive a bit around the Dearborn area one has no clue...it is simply unbelievable...it's just hard to fathom

232 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:10:18pm

oops - sorry charles.

probably stepped over the line with generalised opinion there.
but it is based on personal opinion. but it probably went over the mark. delete if need be.

i should stick to the geopolitics rather than personal stuff.

233 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:10:24pm

re: #206 Taqiyyotomist

al-Jiz poll:
Do you think Israel's air strikes on the Gaza Strip are justified?

As noted by Aussie Dave at Israellycool:


Check the results.

Wow.

234 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:10:36pm

re: #205 Ford_Prefect

That is part of the reason that I have never been able to understand this intense hatred of the Jews. I was brought up Catholic, but lived in a town with a large Jewish community. I am now married to a Jewish woman. Almost all of the Jewish people I have known have been very kind and generous.

me too ford. I wasn't raised with jew-hatred. or any hatred, really.

What I also don't get is the hatred of RC. I have some Lutheran friends who never miss an opportunity to diss the RC church. I just ignore them because they weren't raised Catholic. They can't really understand. Only those raised RC can diss the Church and know what they are talking about. :0

235 Ben Hur  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:10:47pm

re: #225 hepcat

Dig this, an al Jazeera magazine poll:
Do you think Israel’s air strikes on the Gaza Strip are justified?
So far and 80%+ approval rate.

Click on the "Conspiracy Theories" link.

It's a hoot.

236 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:10:49pm
237 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:10:51pm

re: #174 buzzdroid

Thing is - they cant.

The Torah forbids it.

its the same trap that the Jews found themselves in , in Nazi Germany... they are fundementally a DEEPLY humane bunch of folks. and that humanity is deeply intertwined with their religion.

its a tough call.. almost equivalent to asking Quakers to take up rifles against a marauding band of Mongol warriors...

Where in the Torah are Jews forbidden from destroying their enemies? Can you cite chapter and verse please?

238 solomonpanting  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:11:03pm

Well. I've been invited to a New Year's Day party.
Happy New Years everyone and death to all mortar f**kers.

239 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:11:18pm

re: #217 Dianna

He did.

Congratulations on never having been mistaken.

my point of view was mistaken and I said so....

240 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:12:21pm

OT

For those of you that might be wondering, I did manage to get my daughter to sleep. After about 30 minutes, however, she woke up, saw it was me holding her, and cried for her mother. How's that for gratitude?

I can't really complain, though. My wife was watching some chick flick on the Lifetime channel, so I was glad to be able to get away from that.

241 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:12:21pm

re: #231 albusteve

I laughed my ass off...I dunno...last time I was up there I was truly freaked out..until you actuall see Detroit and drive a bit around the Dearborn area one has no clue...it is simply unbelievable...it's just hard to fathom

I grew up in Ann Arbor, went to school in Redford. Didn't get to Dearborn much but even back in the 80's there were many derogatory names given to the city IRT the residents living there. I left MI in 94 and never looked back. Heard from a few of my friends who are still there that people are packing up and leaving in droves.

242 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:12:25pm

re: #222 ggt

The best stress reliever:

put bubble wrap on the floor and with hard soled shoes, walk and stomp on it.

Great fun.

I also like hurling breakable things into dumpsters.

Target practice with my DE.

243 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:12:47pm
244 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:12:54pm

re: #209 buzzdroid

It gets to the question of what do we want the people who are wrong to do? Me, I'd like them to change their mind.

But I have seen people who were wrong about, for example, race in the 1950s or '60s still held to be guilty today for things they said and believed decades ago. Ignoring that they openly state now that they believe the opposite.

Which brings up the question to those condemning them, "What did you want them to do? Change their mind or disappear?" Because they are not allowing that anyone can ever change their mind. If they won't allow that that is possible, what the HELL are they doing with all those "raise awareness" and "education" projects in the first place?

245 twincitiesgirl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:13:03pm

re: #210 Racer X

*blood pressure shoots way up*

Good news they are being sued over this--

AIG Bailout Promotes Shariah Law, Lawsuit Claims

246 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:13:10pm

re: #225 hepcat

Dig this, an al Jazeera magazine poll:
Do you think Israel’s air strikes on the Gaza Strip are justified?
So far and 80%+ approval rate.

wow..

Hamas are f**ked...

iran thought it could have an Iran-on-the-med - Arabs dont like that one bit...

247 Racer X  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:13:22pm

re: #225 hepcat

Dig this, an al Jazeera magazine poll:
Do you think Israel’s air strikes on the Gaza Strip are justified?
So far and 80%+ approval rate.

Dropping fast. Down to 78% now. Each time I vote (yes), er, refresh, the yes % is lower.

248 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:13:46pm

re: #240 Ford_Prefect

OT

For those of you that might be wondering, I did manage to get my daughter to sleep. After about 30 minutes, however, she woke up, saw it was me holding her, and cried for her mother. How's that for gratitude?

I can't really complain, though. My wife was watching some chick flick on the Lifetime channel, so I was glad to be able to get away from that.

Did you sleep too?

249 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:14:01pm
250 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:14:18pm

re: #160 yma o hyd

Spot on - top post!

And lets not forget about the immense contributions in all areas of scientific and technical endeavour with which Israel has blessed the world, in spite of the constant murderous attacks.

Which new scientific discoveries have come from the Ummah during that time?

I seem to remember Ahmadinnerjacket spouting off about Iran having the cure for HIV...ah yeah, hang the homosexuals in the public square....
*spit*

251 Dianna  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:14:22pm

re: #239 albusteve

Sorry - I ended up way behind, and missed a large section of discussion.

252 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:14:40pm

re: #237 Alouette

Where in the Torah are Jews forbidden from destroying their enemies? Can you cite chapter and verse please?

i'm not jewish so i cant. its just what i've read over the years, in terms of collective knowledge and finding out about it.

if you can correct me , then i'm all ears. maybe i have it completely wrong.

253 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:14:47pm

re: #247 Racer X

Dropping fast. Down to 78% now. Each time I vote (yes), er, refresh, the yes % is lower.

Maybe the ronpauluans are pimping that online poll as well.

254 Quilly Mammoth  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:14:59pm

Another Carter Center moron speaks.

The key phrase in this mind numbing interview is"They are looking for PE Obama to come in and be an honest broker". In other words to stab Israel in the back.

255 Bloodnok  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:15:13pm

re: #247 Racer X

Dropping fast. Down to 78% now. Each time I vote (yes), er, refresh, the yes % is lower.

Damned Paulbots spamming the poll...

256 Sunlight  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:15:23pm

AussieDave put up an airborne bacon alert on his 10:18pm update on his liveblogging:
Israellycool New Years' Day Liveblogging from Israel

Scroll down... he put up a million updates today!

257 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:15:31pm

re: #241 Jetpilot1101

I grew up in Ann Arbor, went to school in Redford. Didn't get to Dearborn much but even back in the 80's there were many derogatory names given to the city IRT the residents living there. I left MI in 94 and never looked back. Heard from a few of my friends who are still there that people are packing up and leaving in droves.

I grew-up on the East Side, the only thing I remember about Dearborn was school trips there. Dad got a job opportunity and we left after 9th grade.

258 Cygnus  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:15:32pm

re: #173 debutaunt

All of us dreamed of having a cardboard box.

Cardboard box + steep grassy hill = tons of fun!
We used to do that as kids. It's great until you hit a patch of dirt, then you do a dusty face plant. Ouch.

259 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:15:42pm

re: #236 Iron Fist

Yeah, the reason the Mohammedans are terrorists is because terrorism works. Stop that and terrorism will die out pretty quickly.


Exactly. When terrorism gets a negative return on investment, it is not worth it. Overwhelming force in retaliation is a good start.

260 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:15:58pm

re: #234 ggt

I am with you there. I haven't actually been in a church except for weddings and funerals in about 24 years. At my wedding one of my aunts came up to my wife and I and suggested that we attend services at the Universalist church that she attends. She said they accept everyone, whatever their beliefs. My thought was "What's the point then?"

261 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:16:11pm

re: #241 Jetpilot1101

I grew up in Ann Arbor, went to school in Redford. Didn't get to Dearborn much but even back in the 80's there were many derogatory names given to the city IRT the residents living there. I left MI in 94 and never looked back. Heard from a few of my friends who are still there that people are packing up and leaving in droves.

I never actually knew anyone from A2!...hung out over there alot...I'm from Kalamazoo and still like it...my son went to school there and aside from politics A2 is a hell of a town....other than that Mich is dying...my daughter is over in GR and doing well but considering moving west...very sad indeed

262 Quilly Mammoth  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:16:31pm

re: #258 Cygnus

Cardboard box + steep grassy hill = tons of fun!
We used to do that as kids. It's great until you hit a patch of dirt, then you do a dusty face plant. Ouch.

Mom never let us use our house like that.

263 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:16:33pm

re: #235 Ben Hur

Click on the "Conspiracy Theories" link.

It's a hoot.

Had a look. One word:
Omigawd!

ROFLMAO!

264 Racer X  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:17:26pm

re: #253 Jetpilot1101

Maybe the ronpauluans are pimping that online poll as well.

re: #255 Bloodnok

Damned Paulbots spamming the poll...

Nah. I think their target audience just figured out how to click the correct button.

265 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:17:55pm

re: #258 Cygnus

Might want to try sliding down a snowy hill in a truck inner tube sometime. Exhilarating and scary simultaneously.

266 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:18:30pm

re: #251 Dianna

Sorry - I ended up way behind, and missed a large section of discussion.

all's well...gotta call em out!
namaste...

267 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:18:40pm

re: #261 albusteve

I never actually knew anyone from A2!...hung out over there alot...I'm from Kalamazoo and still like it...my son went to school there and aside from politics A2 is a hell of a town....other than that Mich is dying...my daughter is over in GR and doing well but considering moving west...very sad indeed

Yeah A2 is a moonbat nest that houses the all too common professor moonbatis maximus. I loved the town and am still a big UM fan but I'l never go back to MI unless they do something about the morons they elected there.

Isn't Granholm going to be advising Obama on economic policy?

268 Dianna  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:18:41pm

re: #260 Ford_Prefect

I am with you there. I haven't actually been in a church except for weddings and funerals in about 24 years. At my wedding one of my aunts came up to my wife and I and suggested that we attend services at the Universalist church that she attends. She said they accept everyone, whatever their beliefs. My thought was "What's the point then?"

It's time to quote my favorite comment on the Unitarians:

The only time you will hear the words "Jesus Christ" uttered in a Unitarian Church is when the janitor falls down the stairs.

I said that a couple years ago. It fits.

269 LarryG  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:19:34pm

EXCELLENT graph! The nice things about pictures is that they actually do speak volumes.

270 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:19:40pm

re: #245 twincitiesgirl

Great find!
Please post in Linkies for all to see!

271 Ford_Prefect  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:19:49pm

re: #248 ggt

Did you sleep too?

Unfortunately. no.

I just looked over my shoulder and my daughter was standing there looking at me with that half asleep-hair mussed up-glazed over eyes kinda look. I have to go and give her a hug.

Later Lizards!

272 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:20:01pm
273 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:20:21pm

re: #260 Ford_Prefect

I am with you there. I haven't actually been in a church except for weddings and funerals in about 24 years. At my wedding one of my aunts came up to my wife and I and suggested that we attend services at the Universalist church that she attends. She said they accept everyone, whatever their beliefs. My thought was "What's the point then?"

Actually, IIRC, anyone can attend a RC church, but not everyone can receive communion. I don't go either much either. I attened catholic school, I did my time ;0

274 engineboss  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:21:09pm

re: #218 Fat Bastard Vegetarian Hi I need some advice. Yesterday I was talking to the wife while making some lunch. While slicing some really good Cheddar I asked her if she had ever seen one of those cheese slicers with the roller and the wire. She tells me she sliced off part of her finger with one of those. I told her that I've hurt myself a lot of ways but never cutting cheese...I shit my pants once though. Now she won't talk to me. Advice?

275 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:21:18pm

re: #264 Racer X

Nah. I think their target audience just figured out how to click the correct button.

I think the only buttons they know are the ones on their splodey-dope vests.

276 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:21:27pm

re: #265 irongrampa

Might want to try sliding down a snowy hill in a truck inner tube sometime. Exhilarating and scary simultaneously.


Especially since you have NO steering capability.
It's a blast if you can wedge yourself into the tube prone and control the steering with your toes as rudders!

277 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:21:37pm

re: #245 twincitiesgirl

Good news they are being sued over this--

AIG Bailout Promotes Shariah Law, Lawsuit Claims

Send a portion of profits to Islamic Charities? Why not cut out the middle man & just send weapons directly to Hamas & Al Queda?

278 Jetpilot1101  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:21:59pm

Well it's about time for the ROSE BOWL (sponsored by CITI) so I'll sign off. It should be called the "HOSE the taxpayers BOWL" but what do I know. Have a great rest of the day Lizards!

279 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:22:01pm

re: #274 engineboss

Hi I need some advice. Yesterday I was talking to the wife while making some lunch. While slicing some really good Cheddar I asked her if she had ever seen one of those cheese slicers with the roller and the wire. She tells me she sliced off part of her finger with one of those. I told her that I've hurt myself a lot of ways but never cutting cheese...I shit my pants once though. Now she won't talk to me. Advice?

diamonds.

280 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:22:32pm

re: #274 engineboss

At least two dozen. Red. Check Costco or Sam's Club's floral section.

281 Cygnus  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:22:33pm

re: #265 irongrampa

Might want to try sliding down a snowy hill in a truck inner tube sometime. Exhilarating and scary simultaneously.

We also used to sled/ski/inner tube down the street in front of our house. Ah, the memories.

282 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:22:34pm

re: #267 Jetpilot1101

Yeah A2 is a moonbat nest that houses the all too common professor moonbatis maximus. I loved the town and am still a big UM fan but I'l never go back to MI unless they do something about the morons they elected there.

Isn't Granholm going to be advising Obama on economic policy?


I had hard times up there and had to flee...when I fly up I'm depressed before I even leave...that's how much I hate it...I worry about my daughter and cant stand the climate...
I heard that and nearly shit...BO is a fool....she is literally as stupid as they come and emerging nationally...good lord

283 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:22:58pm

bbiab, or not

284 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:24:34pm

Penn State a 9.5 point undredog to USC. I say that PSU covers the spread & even wins the game.

285 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:24:36pm
286 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:24:37pm

re: #258 Cygnus

Cardboard box + steep grassy hill = tons of fun!
We used to do that as kids. It's great until you hit a patch of dirt, then you do a dusty face plant. Ouch.

The best grass stains you can ever get.

287 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:24:40pm

re: #276 notutopia

Only did that once. Face first is NOT the hot setup (for me, anyway).

288 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:25:03pm

re: #274 engineboss

I am strangely attracted to your question. Will answer with this; your wife is also full of shit. Unless she was trying to cut her finger on the cheese cutter, she didn't do it.

next.

289 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:25:24pm

re: #262 Quilly Mammoth

Mom never let us use our house like that.

Yorkshire?

290 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:25:43pm

re: #256 Sunlight

AussieDave put up an airborne bacon alert on his 10:18pm update on his liveblogging:
Israellycool New Years' Day Liveblogging from Israel

Scroll down... he put up a million updates today!

Your link: "Sorry, no posts matched your criteria."

291 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:25:47pm

re: #243 buzzsawmonkey

I think you are right, alas. And I think that it is appalling that "education" has become a means for diminishing intelligence and for destroying moral clarity.

I come from that stratum of society which was brought up to believe that "education" was an unadulterated good, and that practically any social problem could be solved if you just threw more "education" at people and ramped up the "education" budgets.

Not only do I no longer believe that, I have come to the conclusion that what passes for "education" today is a wolf in sheep's clothing. It is propaganda designed to create a nation of people incapable of coherent or logical thought, responsive only to buzzwords in a manner as mindless as a frog leg twitching to an electrical current.

A thousand updings, were it possible.

292 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:25:57pm

re: #256 Sunlight

AussieDave put up an airborne bacon alert on his 10:18pm update on his liveblogging:
Israellycool New Years' Day Liveblogging from Israel

Scroll down... he put up a million updates today!

His blog, that of The Muqata, and of course Carl in Jerusalem's blog are a daily must - as is, naturally, the one and only Elder of Ziyon!

293 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:26:00pm
294 kcladderman  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:26:16pm

re: #273 ggt

Actually, IIRC, anyone can attend a RC church, but not everyone can receive communion. I don't go either much either. I attened catholic school, I did my time ;0

I have been to services in several Churches was welcomed in all.

295 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:26:23pm

re: #290 LeePro

Just go to the front page at israellycool.

296 Ben Hur  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:26:56pm

re: #263 yma o hyd

Had a look. One word:
Omigawd!

ROFLMAO!

I'm sure on the Arabic language Al-Jazeera site all those things are categorized under "Special Features" and not white washed as "conspiracies."

297 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:27:07pm

re: #284 opnion

really? brave man you are. I'm taking USC by at least 14. Good luck.

Someone had their random point-spread generator out this morning, picked Penn State, IIRC. You may have something there.

298 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:27:10pm

re: #268 Dianna

It's time to quote my favorite comment on the Unitarians:

The only time you will hear the words "Jesus Christ" uttered in a Unitarian Church is when the janitor falls down the stairs.

I said that a couple years ago. It fits.

ahhahhahahahahhahaaaa

299 twincitiesgirl  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:28:31pm

re: #270 LeePro

Great find!
Please post in Linkies for all to see!

I don't know how to do that--I saw this article last week so maybe some other lizard has already posted it.

300 So?  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:28:43pm

The graphs and charts should be sent to every TV News Network. Maybe they could be edjmakated and show it to their viewers on nightly newscasts.

Also, I think if someone could turn the PDF file into a Power Point presentation that could be shown in a video format and posted on the new IDF YouTube site. At least it would provide an important context for why Israel is bombing Gaza as shown in their posted videos.

301 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:28:53pm

re: #287 irongrampa

Only did that once. Face first is NOT the hot setup (for me, anyway).

We actually did this is New Orleans on the East bank levees in the summertime.We'd lube grease the truck tubes and push off on the very top of the slope and slide into the Mississippi River. It was great fun...kept us busy and cool all summer!

302 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:29:01pm

re: #297 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

really? brave man you are. I'm taking USC by at least 14. Good luck.

Someone had their random point-spread generator out this morning, picked Penn State, IIRC. You may have something there.

USC is really tough. How did Oregon Beat em? I just think that the PSU kids are going to go all out for Joe Pa.

303 Sunlight  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:29:03pm

re: #290 LeePro

Your link: "Sorry, no posts matched your criteria."

Hmmm. It was there a minute ago. I got the same message. Try this one. It is his front splash page:

[Link: www.israellycool.com...]

304 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:29:14pm

re: #247 Racer X

Dropping fast. Down to 78% now. Each time I vote (yes), er, refresh, the yes % is lower.

If you are spamming the poll, which it seems you are suggesting, maybe they have code that slaps a minus 2 in there, each time someone with the same IP attempts to re-vote? Just thinking.

305 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:29:34pm

Interesting point in the report linked to in this post (the pdf)...

This year has seen the highest rate of BOTH Mortars AND Rockets, DESPITE the 6 month "hudna".

306 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:29:56pm

re: #301 notutopia

If you did that in today's world, you would need a special, expensive, "safe" slider, and a helmet, and adult supervision.

Sad. Sad, sad.

307 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:30:10pm

re: #274 engineboss

Hi I need some advice. Yesterday I was talking to the wife while making some lunch. While slicing some really good Cheddar I asked her if she had ever seen one of those cheese slicers with the roller and the wire. She tells me she sliced off part of her finger with one of those. I told her that I've hurt myself a lot of ways but never cutting cheese...I shit my pants once though. Now she won't talk to me. Advice?

"The wife" ?

308 newsjunkie_ky  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:30:12pm

re: #258 Cygnus

Cardboard box + steep grassy hill = tons of fun!
We used to do that as kids. It's great until you hit a patch of dirt, then you do a dusty face plant. Ouch.

We destroyed the hill behind my cousin's house. Wore all the grass off of it and it became even more fun, sliding down mud.
Happy New Year you all

309 Dr. Shalit  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:30:28pm

re: #145 Killian Bundy

Killian - MY BAD - Apologies. -S-

310 Sunlight  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:30:44pm

re: #292 yma o hyd

His blog, that of The Muqata, and of course Carl in Jerusalem's blog are a daily must - as is, naturally, the one and only Elder of Ziyon!

We need to keep putting them up. The should be a permanent link on the side, like those ads that jump up and down when you scroll and make me queasy...

311 Ben Hur  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:31:15pm

re: #307 debutaunt

"The wife" ?

It's much better in Hebrew.

My wife translates to "My woman."

My husband translates to "My owner."

312 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:31:17pm

re: #302 opnion

USC is really tough. How did Oregon Beat em? I just think that the PSU kids are going to go all out for Joe Pa.

I hope they win for Joe Pa. Wasn't saying who I wanted to win.

USC's women/weather/campus should all be NCAA violations by themselves.

313 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:31:43pm

re: #290 LeePro

Your link: "Sorry, no posts matched your criteria."

Worked for me ...

Try this one:
[Link: www.israellycool.com...]

314 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:31:46pm
315 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:31:53pm

re: #301 notutopia

Stuff like that makes me remember all the neat things we did as kids, that didn't involve being inside, or TV. Today's kids look at you funny if you suggest something similar.

316 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:32:32pm

re: #260 Ford_Prefect

...one of my aunts came up to my wife and I...

...came up to... I.............................?

Aaarrrgggggghghhhhhh!
Fingernail scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeching on the blackboard ! ! !

/end rant
~sorry

317 Macker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:32:52pm

re: #247 Racer X

They forgot "Ron Paul"....

318 engineboss  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:33:36pm

re: #307 debutauntShes the only one I have or want

319 Cygnus  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:33:55pm

re: #268 Dianna

It's time to quote my favorite comment on the Unitarians:

The only time you will hear the words "Jesus Christ" uttered in a Unitarian Church is when the janitor falls down the stairs.

I said that a couple years ago. It fits.

For some strange reason, your great joke reminds me of this:

THEOLOGY OF TOYS
Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
Communism - No matter how hard you work, everyone gets the same number of toys.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Hedonism - To heck with the rule book! Let's play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Baptist - Once played, always played.
Jehovah's Witness - He who 'places' the most toys door-to-door wins.
Existentialism - Toys are.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of
difference.

320 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:33:59pm
321 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:34:16pm

re: #307 debutaunt

"The wife" ?

Better than "the old lady", I suppose...

322 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:34:30pm

re: #316 LeePro

Calm down. Colloquial. Ain't nothing wrong with it, no-how.

323 yma o hyd  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:34:57pm

re: #310 Sunlight

We need to keep putting them up. The should be a permanent link on the side, like those ads that jump up and down when you scroll and make me queasy...

Yep, pehaps for the duration?

Otherwise, its no problem bookmarking them.

324 gclaghorn  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:35:00pm

re: #316 LeePro

...came up to... I.............................?

Aaarrrgggggghghhhhhh!
Fingernail scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeching on the blackboard ! ! !

/end rant
~sorry

I was always taught that if you separate the two ("my wife," "I") and say the same sentence with each one individually and it didn't sound right, then you are using the wrong case.

EXAMPLE:

Two people:
*my wife
*me

Test it with I, individually:
"Came up to my wife"
"Came up to I"

Doesn't sound right, so you would use "me."

325 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:35:08pm

re: #316 LeePro

...came up to... I.............................?

Aaarrrgggggghghhhhhh!
Fingernail scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeching on the blackboard ! ! !

/end rant
~sorry

/ prepositional head's up

326 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:35:34pm

re: #301 notutopia

We actually did this is New Orleans on the East bank levees in the summertime.We'd lube grease the truck tubes and push off on the very top of the slope and slide into the Mississippi River. It was great fun...kept us busy and cool all summer!


We used to slide down the New Orleans west bank levees (a block from the house) on flatened cardboard boxes. But swimming in the Mississippi? Are you crazy? It's the sewer for half the country.

327 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:36:01pm

re: #306 EmmmieG

If you did that in today's world, you would need a special, expensive, "safe" slider, and a helmet, and adult supervision.

Sad. Sad, sad.

I know it is sad. We had such fun back then..this was before the barbwired encasement fences were erected to keep people off the levees.
Another fun thing we used to do, on weekends, is ride down the post office concrete mail truck shute in those huge wheeled canvas bins. The pitch on the shute was steep enough to carry you way into the parking lot! Such simple fun.

328 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:36:12pm

re: #318 engineboss

Shes the only one I have or want

Whew! It sounded so impersonal.

329 gclaghorn  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:36:17pm

re: #322 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Calm down. Colloquial. Ain't nothing wrong with it, no-how.

Them thar prepositions ain't no big issue.

330 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:36:25pm

re: #320 buzzsawmonkey

Exactly. We had no TV, either, didn't ruin my brother or me (too much).

331 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:36:42pm

re: #327 notutopia

Well, you're alive. Which my boys will not be if I don't intervene now.

bb

332 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:37:15pm

re: #295 Taqiyyotomist

Just go to the front page at israellycool.

Know dat! [duh]

Just giving Sunlight info...

333 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:37:15pm

re: #321 Taqiyyotomist

Better than "the old lady", I suppose...

You have added to 'the' list.

334 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:37:47pm

re: #329 gclaghorn

Them thar prepositions ain't no big issue.

I text my son, "Where you at?"
He replies (via text) "Behind the preposition."

335 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:37:56pm

re: #315 irongrampa

Stuff like that makes me remember all the neat things we did as kids, that didn't involve being inside, or TV. Today's kids look at you funny if you suggest something similar.

Oh, I know! See my 327!

336 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:37:58pm

re: #319 Cygnus

What about Satanism?

337 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:38:32pm

re: #321 Taqiyyotomist

Better than "the old lady", I suppose...

I have found, "My Mortal Enemy" to be sufficient.

338 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:38:53pm

re: #330 irongrampa

Exactly. We had no TV, either, didn't ruin my brother or me (too much).

I bet you walked uphill both ways to school.

339 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:39:11pm
340 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:39:50pm

re: #339 Iron Fist

(pssst.... let me know when it is safe to come back out)

341 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:39:51pm
342 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:40:03pm

re: #338 MandyManners

Twice a day.

Barefoot.

343 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:40:10pm

re: #333 debutaunt

"the old lady" and "the old man", or "my old man"...these are actually colloquialisms in my part of MI. Men and women both use them, to denote spouses or even girlfriend/boyfriend, and it's actually not considered insulting, but endearing.

344 SWPaul  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:41:03pm

That's a great chart. Someone really needs to send that to every newspaper around the world. I've noticed most newspapers are putting forth vile tirades against Israel. Bordering on anti-Semitism; really scary stuff. Here's the LA Times keeping up with their tradition of being really big idiots:
Israel can't bomb its way to peace

The title itself explains the story basically. Apparently, though, Hamas can bomb its way to peace. None of these idiots have ever lived in a location where everyday rockets and mortars rain down on cities and towns, and you know they aren't going to stop because the guys doing it want your whole race to die.

As always, my favorite quote proving the writer is, for lack of a better insult, a dumbass.

Destruction of Hamas' infrastructure may temporarily slow Hamas rocket attacks, but sooner or later they'll resume.

Wait, destroying their rockets will help to cease the fire of rockets into my country?! If only for awhile?! Fire away IDF!

345 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:41:09pm

re: #314 Iron Fist

To Mohammedans, "cease fire" means you stop shooting at them. They, of course, consider it to mean "free fire zone" when it comes to them shooting at you.

Well of course... but the launches being fired throughout that ceasefire still don't quite come close to what it was just before, and the level that it reached in the last couple of weeks.

My point was that it is just a further emphasis of just how bad the rocket/mortar problem has become, on a daily basis. (despite 6 months of reduced fire)

346 kcladderman  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:42:09pm

re: #315 irongrampa

Stuff like that makes me remember all the neat things we did as kids, that didn't involve being inside, or TV. Today's kids look at you funny if you suggest something similar.

Left the house in the morning and did not come back inside except to eat. We did this everyday it was not raining or too cold. Kept ourselves entertained with just our minds and whatever we might stumble upon.

347 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:42:12pm
348 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:42:25pm
Destruction of Hamas' infrastructure may temporarily slow Hamas rocket attacks, but sooner or later they'll resume.


Well, I guess I'll skip that shower. The stank is bound to return anyway.

349 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:42:33pm

re: #343 Taqiyyotomist

"the old lady" and "the old man", or "my old man"...these are actually colloquialisms in my part of MI. Men and women both use them, to denote spouses or even girlfriend/boyfriend, and it's actually not considered insulting, but endearing.

People are leaving Michigan - I wonder why.
/ *hiding in corner*

350 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:42:38pm

re: #343 Taqiyyotomist

"Inconceivable".

- Vizzini

351 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:43:00pm

re: #348 Taqiyyotomist

Well, I guess I'll skip that shower. The stank is bound to return anyway.

I think I just inadvertently figured out hippies. Wow.

352 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:43:24pm

If I were king for a day, the 'Rocket' graph in 2001 with 4 rockets launched would have been the only bar and 02-08 would be blank from then on. There would have to be a graph under that to superimpose the most disproportionate obliteration anyone had ever seen. The legend to the graph would say 1 rocket is equal to the deaths of 500,000 palis. Given there are estimated 1.5 million there in Gaza, the third qassam would have meant the end of the battle...the fourth is just some 'lucky' Islamist who accidentally lived long enough to get the cigarette lighter to the fuse. Then I would move back in and set up camp. Then the remaining Pali's in the surrounding territories can ask themselves..."Do we really want to push the agenda of liquidating the 'Joooo'?"

But that's just me.

353 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:43:24pm

re: #299 twincitiesgirl

I don't know how to do that--I saw this article last week so maybe some other lizard has already posted it.

Go to the main LGF page, click on "Show top rated links" at the top. Then click on the "submit a link" button. Fill in the fields (go to the url you are posting for copy/paste of link, headline, excerpt, etc.).

It's pretty easy, once you've done it the first time!

354 gclaghorn  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:43:26pm

re: #351 Taqiyyotomist

I think I just inadvertently figured out hippies. Wow.

And New York City cab drivers.

355 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:44:17pm

re: #342 irongrampa

Twice a day.

Barefoot.

And, you liked it.

356 newsjunkie_ky  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:44:25pm

Granddaughter's favorite toy at Christmas was the ripping of the paper. She is 6 months. Now EVERYTHING has to have some type of battery powered music/noise. Can hardly find basic toys anymore.

357 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:44:28pm

re: #344 SWPaul

I find a lot of people suffer from viewing this whole situation as a kind of big-brother little-brother situation. They look down on Hamas as being a primitive backwards people, and so anything they do is something that Israel, "the bigger man" should be able to put up with forever, without getting fed up and hitting back.

I have a sort of mental image of a man on a chair sipping his coffee while reading the paper, and a little boy running around the room poking him with a stick or bat or some other kind of "toy". Eventually, the man on the chair gets fed up, puts down the coffee, gives the boy a good smacking, and then goes back to his business, only for the boy to start poking him again.

358 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:44:53pm

re: #355 MandyManners

Cause Dad said I did.

359 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:45:13pm

re: #347 Iron Fist

In a manner of speaking, I guess. We both had a lot of fun with it.

Were cuffs involved?

360 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:45:23pm

re: #355 MandyManners

And, you liked it.

We only had two kinds of Ice Cream. Vanilla and melted Vanilla.

361 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:45:42pm

re: #342 irongrampa
And in the snow.

362 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:45:57pm
363 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:46:02pm

re: #299 twincitiesgirl

And don't forget to pick a category from the drop-down menu on the left, above the text fields. heh. (my first linky there was last night, and I couldn't figure that out right away.)

364 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:46:14pm

Actually, given that my bro and I were pretty inventive, it's a wonder that we survived childhood.

365 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:46:18pm

re: #346 kcladderman

Left the house in the morning and did not come back inside except to eat. We did this everyday it was not raining or too cold. Kept ourselves entertained with just our minds and whatever we might stumble upon.

We built forts out of cardboard boxes and water painted them. We'd have puppet shows with our socks, yes we painted them too. We'd sit in a field of clover hunting for 4 leafers for hours....it was a contest, to see who could garner the most luck! We blew grass blades like whistles! Really loud! I never could do the fingers in the mouth whistle no matter how hard I tried.

366 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:46:34pm

re: #361 Jim in Virginia

Uphill, too.

367 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:46:43pm

re: #356 newsjunkie_ky

Granddaughter's favorite toy at Christmas was the ripping of the paper. She is 6 months. Now EVERYTHING has to have some type of battery powered music/noise. Can hardly find basic toys anymore.

There's a catalog out there that offers those things. I tossed it weeks ago. I'll try to Google.

368 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:47:08pm

re: #252 buzzdroid

i'm not jewish so i cant. its just what i've read over the years, in terms of collective knowledge and finding out about it.

if you can correct me , then i'm all ears. maybe i have it completely wrong.

Numbers 33:50 And the LORD spake unto Moses in the plains of Moab by Jordan [near] Jericho, saying,

33:51 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye are passed over Jordan into the land of Canaan;

33:52 Then ye shall drive out all the inhabitants of the land from before you, and destroy all their pictures, and destroy all their molten images, and quite pluck down all their high places:

33:53 And ye shall dispossess [the inhabitants] of the land, and dwell therein: for I have given you the land to possess it.

33:54 And ye shall divide the land by lot for an inheritance among your families: [and] to the more ye shall give the more inheritance, and to the fewer ye shall give the less inheritance: every man's [inheritance] shall be in the place where his lot falleth; according to the tribes of your fathers ye shall inherit.

33:55 But if ye will not drive out the inhabitants of the land from before you; then it shall come to pass, that those which ye let remain of them [shall be] pricks in your eyes, and thorns in your sides, and shall vex you in the land wherein ye dwell.

369 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:47:18pm

re: #362 Iron Fist

People tend to rethink their position when you make it plain that you will kill them if it continues.

It's the only language they understand. But so few people are willing to see that.

370 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:47:19pm

re: #364 irongrampa

Actually, given that my bro and I were pretty inventive, it's a wonder that we survived childhood.

I'm raising one of those.

371 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:47:41pm

re: #357 Joo-LiZ

I find a lot of people suffer from viewing this whole situation as a kind of big-brother little-brother situation. They look down on Hamas as being a primitive backwards people, and so anything they do is something that Israel, "the bigger man" should be able to put up with forever, without getting fed up and hitting back.

I have a sort of mental image of a man on a chair sipping his coffee while reading the paper, and a little boy running around the room poking him with a stick or bat or some other kind of "toy". Eventually, the man on the chair gets fed up, puts down the coffee, gives the boy a good smacking, and then goes back to his business, only for the boy to start poking him again.

The point being that this is the image most people have of the situation.... the reality is much more like the little boy has a sharpened knife and keeps stabbing the man, looking for a way to kill him.

372 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:47:58pm
373 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:48:17pm

re: #326 Jim in Virginia

We used to slide down the New Orleans west bank levees (a block from the house) on flatened cardboard boxes. But swimming in the Mississippi? Are you crazy? It's the sewer for half the country.

It is a sewer in St Paul MN, a mere 100 miles from its headwaters. I don't think that the distance the water travels makes it any better.

374 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:48:30pm
375 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:48:42pm

re: #368 Alouette

Wow. I often forget about that passage. You don't mess with prophesy.

376 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:48:55pm

re: #364 irongrampa

Actually, given that my bro and I were pretty inventive, it's a wonder that we survived childhood.

We survived! And as a result, we'll survive any mundane boredom that can be dished out today!
My palms are tough and so are the calluses on my feet
irongrampa.

377 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:48:55pm

re: #356 newsjunkie_ky

Granddaughter's favorite toy at Christmas was the ripping of the paper. She is 6 months. Now EVERYTHING has to have some type of battery powered music/noise. Can hardly find basic toys anymore.

Back to Basic Toys.

378 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:49:05pm

re: #372 buzzsawmonkey

Thanks for the link.

I'm trying to recall when the notion of "peace" as an achievable permanent state in the Middle East changed status from something that everyone recognized was desirable but not really attainable, to a Procrustean bed onto which Israel had be strapped at designated intervals and then lopped or racked to fit.

I think it is a legacy of the Carter years and the original Camp David Accords, at which Israel gave up the Sinai, with its minerals, its oil, its beaches, and its buffer zones in exchange for a worthless treaty with Egypt--but I could be wrong.

Peace = Israeli's getting attacked... nobody else is.
War = Anyone but Israeli's being harmed.

379 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:49:24pm

re: #370 MandyManners

You are embarking on a truly dizzying experience. Remember to hold on tight.

380 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:49:38pm

He's derailed his Lionel again. bbiab

381 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:49:55pm

re: #379 irongrampa

You are embarking on a truly dizzying experience. Remember to hold on tight.

I have Valium.

382 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:50:06pm

re: #357 Joo-LiZ

I find a lot of people suffer from viewing this whole situation as a kind of big-brother little-brother situation. They look down on Hamas as being a primitive backwards people, and so anything they do is something that Israel, "the bigger man" should be able to put up with forever, without getting fed up and hitting back.

I have a sort of mental image of a man on a chair sipping his coffee while reading the paper, and a little boy running around the room poking him with a stick or bat or some other kind of "toy". Eventually, the man on the chair gets fed up, puts down the coffee, gives the boy a good smacking, and then goes back to his business, only for the boy to start poking him again.

Good analogy. I think a lot of these liberals tend to show their bigotry when they say the Israelis are the civilized ones and should take the high road. What are they inadvertently implying about the various Arabs when making remarks like that?

383 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:50:37pm

re: #327 notutopia

I know it is sad. We had such fun back then..this was before the barbwired encasement fences were erected to keep people off the levees.
Another fun thing we used to do, on weekends, is ride down the post office concrete mail truck shute in those huge wheeled canvas bins. The pitch on the shute was steep enough to carry you way into the parking lot! Such simple fun.

We used to fight cabin fever in MN by going "bumper skiing" on unsuspecting cars. When the roads were ice packed or snow covered you could grab on to someones bumper and "ski" for a mile or more.

384 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:50:48pm

re: #380 MandyManners

He's derailed his Lionel again. bbiab

Mark Twain had a brother?

385 SWPaul  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:51:17pm

re: #371 Joo-LiZ

Right, you're exactly right. Not only does that little boy like to poke the big man, he wants to murder him.

386 Sunlight  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:52:07pm

re: #357 Joo-LiZ

I find a lot of people suffer from viewing this whole situation as a kind of big-brother little-brother situation. They look down on Hamas as being a primitive backwards people, and so anything they do is something that Israel, "the bigger man" should be able to put up with forever, without getting fed up and hitting back.

I have a sort of mental image of a man on a chair sipping his coffee while reading the paper, and a little boy running around the room poking him with a stick or bat or some other kind of "toy". Eventually, the man on the chair gets fed up, puts down the coffee, gives the boy a good smacking, and then goes back to his business, only for the boy to start poking him again.

Read Allison's para 5:
[Link: pajamasmedia.com...]

387 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:52:09pm
388 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:52:35pm

I guess that if nothing else, the crowning achievement of our 40 years of marriage was raising the 2 best kids in this hemisphere. They turned out to be worth all the effort.

389 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:54:10pm

re: #382 Outrider

Good analogy. I think a lot of these liberals tend to show their bigotry when they say the Israelis are the civilized ones and should take the high road. What are they inadvertently implying about the various Arabs when making remarks like that?

They do it all the time. It's their justification for all sorts of things. Affirmative action comes to mind. Lowering standards of college entry for minorities. Umm...Community Reinvestment Act.

390 fclass308  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:54:11pm

re: #382 Outrider

Good analogy. I think a lot of these liberals tend to show their bigotry when they say the Israelis are the civilized ones and should take the high road. What are they inadvertently implying about the various Arabs when making remarks like that?

That for the most part they are animal scum?

391 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:54:14pm

re: #383 Truck Monkey

We used to fight cabin fever in MN by going "bumper skiing" on unsuspecting cars. When the roads were ice packed or snow covered you could grab on to someones bumper and "ski" for a mile or more.

Woh...that took guts! I didn't even think to ever try
using collective power! Are you now employed as a
stunt man?

392 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:54:24pm

re: #383 Truck Monkey

We used to fight cabin fever in MN by going "bumper skiing" on unsuspecting cars. When the roads were ice packed or snow covered you could grab on to someones bumper and "ski" for a mile or more.

that is also a lot of fun when using roller skates, then letting go when the vehicle turns a corner.

393 Joo-LiZ  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:54:31pm

re: #386 Sunlight

Read Allison's para 5:
[Link: pajamasmedia.com...]

Perfect...

It seems Allison Sommer had the same idea as I did, only put it much more eloquently.

394 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:55:39pm

re: #392 Outrider

that is also a lot of fun when using roller skates, then letting go when the vehicle turns a corner.

Are you now a stunt man too?

395 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:55:57pm
396 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:56:00pm

re: #392 Outrider

that is also a lot of fun when using roller skates, then letting go when the vehicle turns a corner.

Now THAT sounds dangerous.

397 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:56:12pm

re: #394 notutopia

Are you now a stunt man too?

no, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express one night. ;-)>

398 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:56:21pm

re: #307 debutaunt

re: #274 engineboss
...I asked her if she had ever seen one of those cheese slicers with the roller and the wire. She tells me she sliced off part of her finger with one of those. ...Advice?

"The wife" ?

I agree (usually)... but I think maybe the husband needs a brain cell checkup if he believes that bs! UNintentionally slicing off anything but cheese with that device would be virtually impossible!

399 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:56:34pm

Gettin ready to tee it up at the Rose Bowl. I am standing by my prediction of a Penn state victory. I am 50% certain.

400 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:56:50pm

Old girlfriend (seeing her Monday for Lunch), married now (as I am, no funny stuff here). She is married to a man with an obvious Jewish last name, has a daughter named Hava, but did not change her last name...

Think she converted? Or no?

401 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:57:11pm
402 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:57:24pm

re: #396 Truck Monkey

Now THAT sounds dangerous.

I think that is why kids are made so resilient and heads are still soft. It's a wonder we ever made it past puberty.

403 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:57:44pm

re: #397 Outrider

no, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express one night. ;-)>

Lol!

404 itellu3times  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:57:56pm

re: #357 Joo-LiZ

I find a lot of people suffer from viewing this whole situation as a kind of big-brother little-brother situation. They look down on Hamas as being a primitive backwards people, and so anything they do is something that Israel, "the bigger man" should be able to put up with forever, without getting fed up and hitting back.

I have a sort of mental image of a man on a chair sipping his coffee while reading the paper, and a little boy running around the room poking him with a stick or bat or some other kind of "toy". Eventually, the man on the chair gets fed up, puts down the coffee, gives the boy a good smacking, and then goes back to his business, only for the boy to start poking him again.

Like the stone-throwing kids (and adults) Israel put up with from at least 1967 onwards.

Per the analogy, at some point, if the kid doesn't stop poking people, we lock him up. At some point he's an adult, or a retard. Locked up in either case. Not competent. Not a member of society. Not treated as a member of society, but as sick and dangerous, to himself and others.

405 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:58:13pm

re: #401 buzzsawmonkey

Pretty convinced there aren'tcha?

406 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:58:26pm

re: #400 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Old girlfriend (seeing her Monday for Lunch), married now (as I am, no funny stuff here). She is married to a man with an obvious Jewish last name, has a daughter named Hava, but did not change her last name...

Think she converted? Or no?

I think so.

407 fclass308  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:58:37pm

re: #400 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ask her.....

408 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 1:58:48pm
409 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:00:22pm

Hmmm, run up to Rose Bowl kick off. USC definitely wins the 'Whose got the hottest cheerleaders contest?"

410 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:00:26pm

I am tired of Israel kowtowing to the liberal left here in America and at home. Israel owes no allegiance to anyone other then her self and should be fighting this currant war as if it were her last. My hope it that this is just the prelude to an attack on Iran, to settle things close to home before there push to take out their real threat!

411 SWPaul  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:00:34pm

re: #387 Iron Fist

The Egyptians sure as hell don't have anything to lose if they turn a blind eye on the smuggling. The government is scared to death that the Muslim Brotherhood (who make most radical Islamic parties look like Boy Scouts) will someday overthrow them and lead the country to destruction. They need to appease the party just enough to keep them in line, but do nothing that will provoke retaliation from Israel. And yeah, allowing smuggling to go on would definitely help that appeasement.

412 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:00:59pm
413 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:01:05pm

re: #399 opnion

Gettin ready to tee it up at the Rose Bowl. I am standing by my prediction of a Penn state victory. I am 50% certain.

Still riding that 50% fence heh?

414 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:01:22pm

Now you guys made me drag out our cheese slicer and look at it hard.
Gotta say, if you DO manage to cut yourself with it, then you shouldn't play with anything sharper than a Q-tip.

415 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:01:28pm

re: #313 yma o hyd

Worked for me ...

Try this one:
[Link: www.israellycool.com...]

Geez, Lizards! I was just letting him/her know of bad link.

I do know how to navigate... multi-platforms... taught classes, etc. ... been doing so since 1980s.

Geez!

416 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:02:06pm

re: #402 Outrider

I think that is why kids are made so resilient and heads are still soft. It's a wonder we ever made it past puberty.

Too bad we have taken all of the fun out of growing up nowadays. I argue with "the wife" about the boy having to wear a helmet when he rides his bike in the neighborhood. I think its ridiculous. I never wore a helmet and did some really dangerous stuff on my bike. I lived but got pretty banged up.

417 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:02:37pm

re: #407 fclass308

I'm going to...I'm just interested in what y'all think before I see her.

418 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:02:51pm

re: #413 notutopia

Still riding that 50% fence heh?

Yeah, I am willing to go out on a limb.

419 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:03:10pm

re: #414 irongrampa

Now you guys made me drag out our cheese slicer and look at it hard.
Gotta say, if you DO manage to cut yourself with it, then you shouldn't play with anything sharper than a Q-tip.

There is no way in hell someone could cut their finger off with a cheese slicer.

420 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:03:25pm

re: #384 debutaunt

He likes placing things on his Lionel train track just to watch the train derail.

421 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:04:05pm

re: #419 Truck Monkey

Yep.

422 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:04:27pm

re: #416 Truck Monkey

Too bad we have taken all of the fun out of growing up nowadays. I argue with "the wife" about the boy having to wear a helmet when he rides his bike in the neighborhood. I think its ridiculous. I never wore a helmet and did some really dangerous stuff on my bike. I lived but got pretty banged up.

We were the lucky ones....
Bicycle Head Injuries
[Link: www.preventinjury.org...]

423 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:04:36pm

re: #420 MandyManners

My kind of kid.

424 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:04:40pm

re: #252 buzzdroid

i'm not jewish so i cant. its just what i've read over the years, in terms of collective knowledge and finding out about it.

if you can correct me , then i'm all ears. maybe i have it completely wrong.

It's a deeply complicated issue in Torah, and subsequent halachic law. Warfare is not forbidden, but there's quite a bit of control of what an army is permitted to do.

425 irongrampa  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:05:50pm

Suppertime-see you later, good people.

426 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:06:30pm

re: #420 MandyManners

He likes placing things on his Lionel train track just to watch the train derail.

Remind him not to use his penis!

427 notutopia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:06:32pm

Enjoy the ball games, gotta go cook...
and stay away from those cheese slicer dealies...
BBL

428 kansas  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:07:20pm

re: #35 Opinionated

So I'm guessing surrendering Gaza to the barbarians was not such a good idea.

Well, it seems easier to pound the shit out of Gaza without some actual decent civilians there.
Maybe withdrawing wasn't so bad.

429 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:07:33pm

re: #416 Truck Monkey

Too bad we have taken all of the fun out of growing up nowadays. I argue with "the wife" about the boy having to wear a helmet when he rides his bike in the neighborhood. I think its ridiculous. I never wore a helmet and did some really dangerous stuff on my bike. I lived but got pretty banged up.

Oh ya, I remember very well back in the 70's we use to take a hockey net put it up on end and put down planks for a jump, we would race down hill at top speed and hit it, I don't know why I am still here to post this. I was real fun. I miss those days.

430 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:07:34pm

re: #426 Walter L. Newton

Gah! hahahaha!

431 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:08:18pm

re: #415 LeePro

Geez, Lizards! I was just letting him/her know of bad link.

I do know how to navigate... multi-platforms... taught classes, etc. ... been doing so since 1980s.

Geez!

LOL @ lgf. (@ me too.)

432 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:08:49pm

Both teams just took the field. USC does yhave an intimidation thing goin on. Penn State will have to be almost perfect.

433 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:09:20pm

Israeli strike kills Hamas top dog; AP says this "escalates campaign"

434 Quilly Mammoth  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:09:24pm

Gerard Baker of the UK Times whines that, sadly, "Don't expect Obama to get tough with Israel"

But it is an especially intriguing sort of silence. The whole world is waiting impatiently for Mr Obama to start making good on his promise of change. Of all the issues that have separated the US from the rest of the world during the Bush presidency, the Israeli-Palestinian one might span the largest chasm. Europeans and Arabs have simply not been able to believe at times the virtually unyielding pro-Israel line that the US has taken since 2001, whether over Jewish settlements, Ariel Sharon's security fence, the war with Hezbollah in Lebanon in 2006 or the present fighting with Hamas, or on any number of lesser but pointed issues.

Oh yes, the simply unbelievable stubbornness of Dubya to refuse to truck with murdering terrorists. sheesh.

435 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:09:33pm

re: #426 Walter L. Newton

That may be one of those things you just gotta learn through harsh experience. /

436 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:09:42pm

re: #432 opnion

Frau Blucher did a nice job on the coin toss.

437 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:10:34pm
438 SWPaul  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:10:42pm

Well, I'm going to go watch Planet Earth on DVD. Christmas gift. That's just a great show, really recommend it to everyone out there. Have a Happy New Year, hope your hangovers are getting better!

439 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:10:56pm

re: #324 gclaghorn

I was always taught that if you separate the two ("my wife," "I") and say the same sentence with each one individually and it didn't sound right, then you are using the wrong case.

EXAMPLE:

Two people:
*my wife
*me

Test it with I, individually:
"Came up to my wife"
"Came up to I"

Doesn't sound right, so you would use "me."

That's what I learned, too. Easy as pie to figure it out.

440 kansas  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:11:16pm

re: #433 Dustyvet

Israeli strike kills Hamas top dog; AP says this "escalates campaign"

Maybe AP could go ahead and get Israel to agree to a cease fire. I think the Palestinians need a little re-load time.

441 fclass308  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:11:25pm

re: #416 Truck Monkey

We (American culture) seem to be intent on raising "panty waists" and passing them off as men....the "chickification of the American male rolls on unabated.

John Wayne.....Where are you? :)

442 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:11:31pm

re: #404 itellu3times

Like the stone-throwing kids (and adults) Israel put up with from at least 1967 onwards.

Per the analogy, at some point, if the kid doesn't stop poking people, we lock him up. At some point he's an adult, or a retard. Locked up in either case. Not competent. Not a member of society. Not treated as a member of society, but as sick and dangerous, to himself and others.

Should at least take away his stick and make sure he doesn't pick up any more by busting them itty bitty fingers.

443 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:11:56pm

re: #436 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Frau Blucher did a nice job on the coin toss.

444 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:12:31pm
445 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:12:40pm

re: #436 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Frau Blucher did a nice job on the coin toss.

*
82 year old Joe Paterno got a three year contract extension this year.
That is optimism.

446 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:12:53pm
447 lostlakehiker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:13:18pm

Somehow, despite the never-ending famine that the Israeli siege of Gaza has caused, the population of Gaza rises exponentially. It's almost as if food were abundant. But no, this situation is different. For the first time in history, indeed, for the first time since life began, reproduction and multiplication can go forward without food. We know there is a famine there, because the New York Times tells us so. And who are we to believe, the Times or our lying eyes?

What is more, the Palestinians suffer from desperate shortages of essential cleaning supplies such as kerosine, hydrazine, and other chemicals commonly, but mistakenly, thought to be useful as rocket fuel. The Israeli embargo on the import of these necessary, life-sustaining common household supplies has forced the Palestinians to rocket and mortar Israel. How else can they get the criminal sons of pigs and apes of the Zionist Occupation Regime to give over the hydrazine?

/nyt

448 Archimedes  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:13:24pm

re: #324 gclaghorn

I was always taught that if you separate the two ("my wife," "I") and say the same sentence with each one individually and it didn't sound right, then you are using the wrong case.

EXAMPLE:

Two people:
*my wife
*me

Test it with I, individually:
"Came up to my wife"
"Came up to I"

Doesn't sound right, so you would use "me."

I didn't know that equation. It helps I a lot. :D

449 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:13:33pm
450 Sunlight  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:13:50pm

re: #417 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm going to...I'm just interested in what y'all think before I see her.

This isn't the best place to ask. We got into this topic on a few threads and people were cussing, throwing chairs, I almost left for good. Some (not me) are very touchy on the subject.

451 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:13:54pm
452 kansas  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:14:00pm

re: #445 opnion

*
82 year old Joe Paterno got a three year contract extension this year.
That is optimism.

Do they have to pay his estate or does his contract expire with him? Heck, give him 20 years.

453 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:14:02pm
Rabbi Jesse the Galilean states: "How meritorious is peace? Even in time of war Jewish law requires that one initiate discussions of peace." - Leviticus Rabba, Tzav 9

How completely opposite from the requirements of Musliim law. Even in time of peace hudna, one must be preparing for Jihad. If Islam is not the purest expression of Satan-worship ever conceived, I'm a Klingon.

454 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:14:48pm

re: #322 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Calm down. Colloquial. Ain't nothing wrong with it, no-how.

Wrong.
Colloquial: appropriate to, used in, or characteristic of spoken language or of writing that is used to create the effect of conversation

Colloquialism: an informal word or phrase that is more common in conversation than in formal speech or writing

Colloquial or colloquialism involves the use of slang or an informal expression in place of the proper or correct form.

Whenever you use a preposition (of, to, for, on, with, in, etc.), then the word following must be objective case, not nominative case (i.e., object of the preposition --- me, us, you, him, her, them)

/end lecture

455 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:14:51pm

re: #445 opnion

*
82 year old Joe Paterno got a three year contract extension this year.
That is optimism.

She was on "Dancing with the stars". That! Is optimism.

456 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:14:54pm
457 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:15:33pm

re: #454 LeePro

Damn, Lee? How long did you work on that?

458 mfarmer1  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:16:25pm

Just for shits and giggles, I went over to Al-Manar tv. Wow, MEMRI will never run out of material to showcase from that part of the world, that's for sure.

Check out this quick online poll question:

Do you agree that the Zionist aggression against Gaza wouldn’t have taken place if it weren’t for Arab and Int’l collusion?

I have also discovered that the secondary explosions in the tunnels were not because of weapons storage...and no, not powdered milk either...but due to the fact that they were fuel supply lines. Of course, it's so obvious.

The banner on the website is quite fitting too. It spells out "Be Free" (Ashura) with blood spattered all over it. Nice.

I'm streaming the tv feed now. It's probably a good thing I don't speak Arabic or I really would have died from laughing by now.

[Link: www.almanar.com.lb...]

459 fclass308  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:16:27pm

re: #324 gclaghorn

My wife looked at me like the RCA dog when I told her that little technique.....and she still won't speak properly. :)

460 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:16:33pm

re: #452 kansas

Do they have to pay his estate or does his contract expire with him? Heck, give him 20 years.

Never say expire to an old person...:)

461 Sharmuta  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:16:37pm

re: #456 Iron Fist

We used to soak tennis balls in hightest gasoline, light them, and throw them at each other. Now that is fun...

Was that Plan 8?

462 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:16:38pm

re: #416 Truck Monkey

Too bad we have taken all of the fun out of growing up nowadays. I argue with "the wife" about the boy having to wear a helmet when he rides his bike in the neighborhood. I think its ridiculous. I never wore a helmet and did some really dangerous stuff on my bike. I lived but got pretty banged up.

I think it made us tougher and less prone to crying and whining every time we get banged up.

On a related note; I think the same can be said of germs. We have isolated and protected ourselves from so much, people now pop up with allergies to the damnedest things and are "sensitive" to such minor irritants now. just an opinion and doesn't necessarily reflect the views of the management. ;-)>

463 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:17:07pm
464 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:17:27pm

PSU is certainly flying to the ball.

465 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:17:48pm

re: #447 lostlakehiker

Somehow, despite the never-ending famine that the Israeli siege of Gaza has caused, the population of Gaza rises exponentially. It's almost as if food were abundant. But no, this situation is different. For the first time in history, indeed, for the first time since life began, reproduction and multiplication can go forward without food. We know there is a famine there, because the New York Times tells us so. And who are we to believe, the Times or our lying eyes?

What is more, the Palestinians suffer from desperate shortages of essential cleaning supplies such as kerosine, hydrazine, and other chemicals commonly, but mistakenly, thought to be useful as rocket fuel. The Israeli embargo on the import of these necessary, life-sustaining common household supplies has forced the Palestinians to rocket and mortar Israel. How else can they get the criminal sons of pigs and apes of the Zionist Occupation Regime to give over the hydrazine?

/nyt

I can make rocket fuel using pig's.

466 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:17:48pm

re: #324 gclaghorn

I was always taught that if you separate the two ("my wife," "I") and say the same sentence with each one individually and it didn't sound right, then you are using the wrong case.

EXAMPLE:

Two people:
*my wife
*me

Test it with I, individually:
"Came up to my wife"
"Came up to I"

Doesn't sound right, so you would use "me."

re: #325 debutaunt

/ prepositional head's up

YUP!
Hello, FBV #322

467 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:18:30pm

re: #456 Iron Fist

We used to soak tennis balls in hightest gasoline, light them, and throw them at each other. Now that is fun...

We use to do that and play tennis. :-)

468 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:19:24pm

re: #463 ploome hineni

How many Nobels for Medicine for Jews again? And for Muslims?

469 lostlakehiker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:19:37pm

re: #416 Truck Monkey

Too bad we have taken all of the fun out of growing up nowadays. I argue with "the wife" about the boy having to wear a helmet when he rides his bike in the neighborhood. I think its ridiculous. I never wore a helmet and did some really dangerous stuff on my bike. I lived but got pretty banged up.

Bike helmets don't take the fun out of cycling. Concussion takes the fun out of your whole day, and for weeks after. Second and third concussions take the fun out of school---everything gets ever so much harder.

Football is fun too, but there's a reason for those helmets. As a long-time pedal pusher, I can report that there's a reason for bike helmets. Accidents will happen, but would have required a hospital visit, without a helmet, is just a "spill" when you're wearing one. The next day you get a new helmet, because the foam in the old one is crushed. No biggie.

470 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:19:38pm

re: #456 Iron Fist

We used to soak tennis balls in hightest gasoline, light them, and throw them at each other. Now that is fun...

pellet gun wars...winter coats and gloves....snorkle masks or goggles...blue jeans...
"c'ya mom"
"where you goin like that?"
"fishin"

471 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:19:43pm

re: #454 LeePro

Reminds me of an old joke.

Texan goes off to Harvard.

Texan: "Do you know where the library's at?"

Blueblood: "You are at Harvard now, you should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition! Hurrph"

Texan: "Ok, do you know where the library's at, asshole?"

/my father-in-law told me this one.

472 opnion  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:19:50pm

re: #452 kansas

Do they have to pay his estate or does his contract expire with him? Heck, give him 20 years.

That's what I thought. if I'm paterno I wnt more years on the contract & plan to be around to collect.

473 MAV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:20:47pm

re: #453 Taqiyyotomist

tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'e'
(Do you speak Klingon?)

Drink

474 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:21:37pm
475 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:21:48pm

re: #450 Sunlight

The subject of my ex-girlfriend? What the hell are y'all doing talking about my ex-girlfriend?

476 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:22:05pm

re: #470 albusteve

pellet gun wars...winter coats and gloves....snorkle masks or goggles...blue jeans...
"c'ya mom"
"where you goin like that?"
"fishin"

Did we all grow up in the same neighborhood? From what Iron fist and you have said I think we did.

477 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:22:49pm

re: #456 Iron Fist

We used to soak tennis balls in hightest gasoline, light them, and throw them at each other. Now that is fun...

never thought of that one! Excellent! We did get ahold of those pesticide sprayers the cans with the pump coming out the end. We would make little flame throwers out of them for some midnight madness. ;-)>

478 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:24:49pm

Then we got cars. I had the fastest in the area. Never lost a race.

479 fclass308  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:25:01pm

A college coed from the south is moving into a dorm room with her new roomates.

She pleasantly asks "Where y'all from?" to the other girls.

A snotty yankee girl snips "Where we're from, we don't dangle our participles".

The new girl says "Oh, I'm so sorry! Let me rephrase that...where y'all from, bitch?"

480 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:25:03pm

Hello Martyr, hello Fatah

Please take all coffee, soda pop, beer, and other liquids away from your keyboards...now push play...enjoy...:)


481 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:25:16pm
482 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:26:11pm

re: #477 Outrider

never thought of that one! Excellent! We did get ahold of those pesticide sprayers the cans with the pump coming out the end. We would make little flame throwers out of them for some midnight madness. ;-)>

Rockets.

483 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:26:33pm
484 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:26:52pm

re: #474 Iron Fist

Don't forget the roman candles. You can shoot them at each other with a decent degree of accuracy. We caught a tent on fire like that :-)

oh yeah....I lived next to a huge lake...bottle rocket battles were common...cherry bombs and even M-80s tossed around...we were all pretty undiciplined...playing chicken with speed boats..cannonballing out of them at 45mi per hr....sometimes a skier would crash and we just pull in the rope and say see ya after lunch! and drive away...turn and toss em a boat cushion....Gull Lake...5 mi long and a mile and half wide...oh man...

485 lostlakehiker  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:26:54pm

re: #449 Iron Fist

See, I have a real problem with taking anything off the table when it comes to warfare. You worry about winning, and history will take care of itself.

If there are things that you simply won't do even if you lose because of it, then yu have created a perfect avenue for the enemy to attack you without fear of the consequences. We're seeing the truth of that played out daily in the WoT. We want to fight nice, and the Mohammedans don't mind blowing up little girls to further their war effort.

As long as we are playing by rules that put us at a disadvantage we will be unable to win. War isn't nice, it will never be nice. War is hell.

We should be reminding our enemies of that on a daily basis.

We should be reminded that if there's things you just won't do, and the enemy knows it because he's seen you not do it in other wars, then the stakes are lowered. Enemies will take into account that if they cut a deal, you'll honor your end of it. They will take into account that if you accept the surrender of one of their armies, the defeated army will come back, alive, at the end of hostilities. Enemies will shrink from employing drastic means that offer slim hope of success and will cost them dearly if they fail, because the price of losing is not so high that any risk is acceptable that offers hope of avoiding defeat.

If morality, pity, and forbearance were purely the sucker's game you seem to think it is, it wouldn't exist as one of the lines of thinking to which humans are predisposed. It would be generally thought of as a kind of insanity or congenital mental defect.

486 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:27:03pm

Closure Imposed on West Bank

Defense Minister Ehud Barak ordered a closure to be imposed on the West Bank from Thursday night until Saturday night. The decision was made following a hearing on the IDF operation in Gaza. (Efrat Weiss)

via Israellycool

487 stevieray  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:27:19pm

re: #468 Taqiyyotomist

How many Nobels for Medicine for Jews again? And for Muslims?

That's only because of the bias against camel urine!

488 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:27:47pm
489 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:28:24pm

re: #483 Iron Fist

WD-40 works for that, too. We did all kinds of shit like that. It's a wonder we didn't blow ourselves up. But it was fun.

I turn forty this year (if no one kills me :-). It's hard to believe. Where did all the time go?

Some kids did, but in the meantime, the rest of us learned about things that hurt, burned, were scary, and so on... and that we could handle it.

We didn't grow up in padded cells with 24/7 supervision and crash helmets like some kind of helpless moron like kids today.

490 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:29:06pm

re: #476 BBEV

Did we all grow up in the same neighborhood? From what Iron fist and you have said I think we did.

dont know...did you ever take a pellet in the forehead?...that was probably me...

491 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:29:07pm

re: #482 MandyManners

Rockets.

OK. Now ~that~ is wrong on so many levels. lol We use to have a friend named Gerald that we would be able to talk into any kind of stunt like that. ;-)>

492 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:29:42pm
493 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:30:01pm
494 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:30:20pm

re: #480 Dustyvet

Oh hell yeah. I wish someone would take those scenes and use "Teach Your Children Well" by CSNY. I think it would be even more powerful, more evocative.

495 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:30:26pm

re: #490 albusteve

dont know...did you ever take a pellet in the forehead?...that was probably me...

Ya I did, you bastard I still have a scar.

496 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:30:29pm
497 Wishing  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:30:32pm

re: #476 BBEV

Did we all grow up in the same neighborhood? From what Iron fist and you have said I think we did.

Beebees here, same equipment. LOL
Daisys.

498 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:30:52pm

re: #490 albusteve

dont know...did you ever take a pellet in the forehead?...that was probably me...

I lit my hair on fire once because I knew the Polish Cannon I just lit was loud and was quick to cover my ears... but forgot to put out the match.

Does that count?

499 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:31:05pm

re: #496 ploome hineni

.......only 40

ewwwwww

I was once carded at 40

A likely story!

Howya doin', Ploome?

500 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:31:08pm

re: #483 Iron Fist

WD-40 works for that, too. We did all kinds of shit like that. It's a wonder we didn't blow ourselves up. But it was fun.

I turn forty this year (if no one kills me :-). It's hard to believe. Where did all the time go?

I've used WD-40....and Breck hair spray among other things. If it would burn and spray? We tried it. Back then we could buy back powder fairly easily, so that opened up whole new avenues for our destructive streaks. But, it all paid off in the Army where they actually appreciated certain talents.

501 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:31:19pm
502 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:31:41pm
503 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:32:20pm
504 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:32:22pm

re: #497 Wishing

Beebees here, same equipment. LOL
Daisys.

I got my first 22 at the age of 10. But I still had my double barreled BB gun. No one else had one.

505 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:32:26pm

re: #501 Silhouette

Likelihood of finding proper grammar on the internet.

LOL!
Got it bookmarked.

506 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:32:29pm

re: #496 ploome hineni

.......only 40

ewwwwww

I was once carded at 40

My state has a 'card everybody everytime" law. Carding 80 yr olds. (eye rolls)

507 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:32:42pm
508 Dustyvet  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:32:46pm

If the IDF made Hamas-style videos....


509 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:33:00pm

re: #493 buzzsawmonkey

My nephews are being bred to be Cotton-Wool Kids, swaddled constantly in supervision, approved activities, play dates, being chauffeured around, etc. It's sad.

I know the type well. A kid needs to fall down, scrape knees, alone... just so they can figure out that they can survive a few bumps and bruises.

Hell, you can't develop a real imagination when you don't get to wander off and explore, etc.

510 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:33:06pm

re: #495 BBEV

Ya I did, you bastard I still have a scar.

so that was you!...I tell you when the parents found out we were doing this they all went ballisic!...totally freaked!...everybody turned in their guns...but my dad, bless his soul set up a cool range behind the garage for me...an old Marine

511 MandyManners  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:34:11pm

re: #493 buzzsawmonkey

My nephews are being bred to be Cotton-Wool Kids, swaddled constantly in supervision, approved activities, play dates, being chauffeured around, etc. It's sad.

Take 'em camping!

512 Taqiyyotomist  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:34:23pm

re: #480 Dustyvet

See, the vid doesn't make me laugh, the lyrics might, if they were just on paper, separate from the images. The images enrage me. I should figure out how to make a montage video like that. "Teach your Children" would work so much better. And you wouldn't need subtitles.

513 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:34:39pm

re: #498 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I lit my hair on fire once because I knew the Polish Cannon I just lit was loud and was quick to cover my ears... but forgot to put out the match.

Does that count?

omg...that's funny!..yeah you're in bro....omg!...how'd you explain that?

514 Wishing  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:34:48pm

Daisy model 40 pic

515 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:34:55pm

re: #490 albusteve

dont know...did you ever take a pellet in the forehead?...that was probably me...

we used to get upwards of thirty of us kids, all with BBguns and pellet guns. We would roam the entire community and large woods adjacent to it fighting a huge war. There were large storm drains under the streets that we found how to get into and out of wherever we wanted. We could roam the entire community and never be seen by an adult.

516 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:35:07pm
517 Wishing  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:35:38pm

re: #504 BBEV

I got my first 22 at the age of 10. But I still had my double barreled BB gun. No one else had one.

LOL I never even HEARD of one!

518 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:11pm

re: #513 albusteve

omg...that's funny!..yeah you're in bro....omg!...how'd you explain that?

No one asked. :-)

Had long hair as a kid, a little missing wasn't much to notice.

Smelled really bad for a long time, tho'

519 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:21pm

re: #513 albusteve

Caught my hair on fire (huge gentile-fro) on stage once during a candlelight service. Not tough? But does it count?

520 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:36:45pm

re: #507 ploome hineni

still thrilled,

but may be getting that cough back, in spite of the antibiotics I took

dran some cough medecine last night

Puh-leeze don't let that cough get as bad as it was before getting more meds (antibiotics). Please don't let yourself suffer when there's no need.

Besides, how will you show off your shiny new toy if you're sick?

521 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:37:18pm

re: #496 ploome hineni

.......only 40

ewwwwww

I was once carded at 40

I have been carded more since I turned 54 then I have been my entire life because of these silly as*ed laws. I was being served in bars when I was 16 with no problem. Now I am 54 and look older and some kid has to card me by law. pfft

522 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:37:35pm

BBL... gotta go start working on that 25 lb New Year's resolution...

523 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:37:56pm
524 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:38:12pm

re: #510 albusteve

so that was you!...I tell you when the parents found out we were doing this they all went ballisic!...totally freaked!...everybody turned in their guns...but my dad, bless his soul set up a cool range behind the garage for me...an old Marine

I had several hundred acres behind my house to play in. I grew up with my own shooting range ( I made myself at age 10) funny thing was that that was a place that no animal ever thread :-)

I still have the BB gun and the 22 from my youth. I'm 45 now.

525 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:38:26pm

re: #503 buzzsawmonkey

Somewhere or other in the Talmud it says, "If you are kind to the cruel, you will end by being cruel to the kind."

Showing mercy to a merciless enemy does not gain that enemy's respect, but his contempt.

It's in Midrash Shmuel. After Saul showed his humanity by sparing the Amalekites, he went and slaughtered the city of Nob. (Samuel 22:17)

526 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:38:48pm

re: #521 Outrider

I have been carded more since I turned 54 then I have been my entire life because of these silly as*ed laws. I was being served in bars when I was 16 with no problem. Now I am 54 and look older and some kid has to card me by law. pfft

The very first time my ID was questioned was the first time I actually used my own.

When I was using the older sis', I had no problems.

527 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:39:28pm

re: #515 Outrider

we used to get upwards of thirty of us kids, all with BBguns and pellet guns. We would roam the entire community and large woods adjacent to it fighting a huge war. There were large storm drains under the streets that we found how to get into and out of wherever we wanted. We could roam the entire community and never be seen by an adult.

oh yeah...that's a good sized fight there...nowdays you'd be hunted down and sent away...times change

528 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:39:54pm

re: #439 reine.de.tout

That's what I learned, too. Easy as pie to figure it out.

That's what gets me! Most of it is so-o-o-o-o-o EASY!

English language ignorance infuriates me. Last night I was watching one of those crime investigation shows with one of those familiar (but can't think of her name) narrator types, who referred to the list of suspects as a regular "rose gallery."

Wonder how many know what the correct expression should have been...?

And that wasn't even related to grammar! Aaarrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

529 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:40:17pm

re: #517 Wishing

LOL I never even HEARD of one!

me neither...sounds pretty cool

530 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:40:22pm

re: #515 Outrider

we used to get upwards of thirty of us kids, all with BBguns and pellet guns. We would roam the entire community and large woods adjacent to it fighting a huge war. There were large storm drains under the streets that we found how to get into and out of wherever we wanted. We could roam the entire community and never be seen by an adult.

You're lucky you didn't put somebody's eye out.

531 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:40:34pm
532 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:41:19pm

re: #528 LeePro

That's what gets me! Most of it is so-o-o-o-o-o EASY!

English language ignorance infuriates me. Last night I was watching one of those crime investigation shows with one of those familiar (but can't think of her name) narrator types, who referred to the list of suspects as a regular "rose gallery."

Wonder how many know what the correct expression should have been...?

And that wasn't even related to grammar! Aaarrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

Today I saw a news story that referred to a "weapons cash".

sheesh.

533 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:41:54pm

re: #519 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Caught my hair on fire (huge gentile-fro) on stage once during a candlelight service. Not tough? But does it count?

not sure but if you let it burn off to stubble I'd say you're at least a Ranger....

534 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:42:07pm
535 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:42:25pm

re: #441 fclass308

We (American culture) seem to be intent on raising "panty waists" and passing them off as men....the "chickification of the American male rolls on unabated.

John Wayne.....Where are you? :)

"...male rolls...?"

Hmmmm... we talking buns... er what!?!?!?

~likes the small, tight ones.

536 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:43:00pm
537 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:43:15pm
538 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:43:26pm

re: #532 reine.de.tout

Today I saw a news story that referred to a "weapons cash".

For all intensive purposes, it is correct.

;-)

539 Outrider  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:43:27pm

re: #498 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I lit my hair on fire once because I knew the Polish Cannon I just lit was loud and was quick to cover my ears... but forgot to put out the match.

Does that count?

how many beverage cans did you use. We built one once that used over 30 Coke cans (back when they were stronger), a bunch of duct tape, a lot of string, and a couple of 2X4s and an entire can of fluid. What a BOOM!

540 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:44:17pm

re: #530 reine.de.tout

You're lucky you didn't put somebody's eye out.

OK DAD. :-)

541 sphincter  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:44:40pm

use to roll about half a dozen bee-bee's down the barrel of the old Cross beebee gun, pump it about 20-25 times, for ambushes.....I still have beebee gun war scars. I'm surprised I still have both eye's.

C'mon Penn State.......drive down the field.....this is a pretty good game.

542 Silhouette  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:45:07pm

re: #540 BBEV

OK DAD. :-)

Are we made of money? Do you want to heat the whole neighborhood? Your face will freeze that way and I'll give you something to cry about.

543 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:45:07pm

re: #524 BBEV

I had several hundred acres behind my house to play in. I grew up with my own shooting range ( I made myself at age 10) funny thing was that that was a place that no animal ever thread :-)

I still have the BB gun and the 22 from my youth. I'm 45 now.

I still have my ten shot 1909 Remington .22 pump my grandpa gave me...shorts only...it's one of my treasures...ity bity thing...BB's and pellets are long gone

544 mattm  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:45:12pm

re: #22 Bloodnok

Can someone make these charts into a fucking billboard?

Too many libs have been brainwashed to by the MSM, etc, to believe them. Might work on more independents.

545 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:45:32pm

re: #457 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Damn, Lee? How long did you work on that?

Coupla' minutes. Not "work" --- easy!

546 albusteve  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:48:01pm

re: #536 buzzsawmonkey

They're sent to camp for eight weeks in the summer, so that Mom doesn't have to deal with them. And it appears they enjoy it.

But the real problem is that they live in a suburban development cul-de-sac and do not ride bicycles anywhere; they don't read much, and what they do read is almost entirely fantasy fiction; they are listless and bored without a video game or a DVD to watch; the younger one throws a tantrum every time he doesn't win a game, or thinks he "ought" to win, but isn't interested in practicing so that he can win.

Don't get me wrong; I think fantasy fiction is fine, as part of a well-rounded book list (though I think it's a shame kids get into third- and fourth-string derivatives of the Greek and Norse myths and the Bible stories, and never read the originals), but as a main diet it's very limiting indeed.

Meantime, they've been filled chock-full of global warming myths, facile anti-Palin sentiment, expectations that they are entitled to have hot self-esteem injections every five minutes. They whine about money, but don't do chores to earn it--of course, in a family that can afford to have servitors cut the grass or mow the lawn, why would they?

Thank G-d I'll be dead by the time their generation runs the country.

unless they get inspired later you can polk a fork in those kids...sorry

547 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:48:20pm

re: #471 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Reminds me of an old joke.

Texan goes off to Harvard.

Texan: "Do you know where the library's at?"

Blueblood: "You are at Harvard now, you should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition! Hurrph"

Texan: "Ok, do you know where the library's at, asshole?"

/my father-in-law told me this one.

Rolling on floor laughing mine off!

Heh.

548 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:49:20pm
549 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:50:28pm

re: #543 albusteve

I still have my ten shot 1909 Remington .22 pump my grandpa gave me...shorts only...it's one of my treasures...ity bity thing...BB's and pellets are long gone

Nice 1909 Remington .22 pump

550 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:52:02pm

re: #496 ploome hineni

.......only 40

ewwwwww

I was once carded at 40

Carded at 65...........................





...for ordering from the old farts menu!

LOL

551 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:52:19pm
552 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:52:48pm

re: #550 LeePro

Carded at 65...........................





...for ordering from the old farts menu!

LOL

Your 65? No way.

553 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:53:56pm

re: #501 Silhouette

Likelihood of finding proper grammar on the internet.

Hahahahahahahahaha

TRUE!

554 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:54:07pm

re: #536 buzzsawmonkey

They're sent to camp for eight weeks in the summer, so that Mom doesn't have to deal with them. And it appears they enjoy it.

But the real problem is that they live in a suburban development cul-de-sac and do not ride bicycles anywhere; they don't read much, and what they do read is almost entirely fantasy fiction; they are listless and bored without a video game or a DVD to watch; the younger one throws a tantrum every time he doesn't win a game, or thinks he "ought" to win, but isn't interested in practicing so that he can win.

Don't get me wrong; I think fantasy fiction is fine, as part of a well-rounded book list (though I think it's a shame kids get into third- and fourth-string derivatives of the Greek and Norse myths and the Bible stories, and never read the originals), but as a main diet it's very limiting indeed.

Meantime, they've been filled chock-full of global warming myths, facile anti-Palin sentiment, expectations that they are entitled to have hot self-esteem injections every five minutes. They whine about money, but don't do chores to earn it--of course, in a family that can afford to have servitors cut the grass or mow the lawn, why would they?

Thank G-d I'll be dead by the time their generation runs the country.

It's completely impossible to find a teen kid to mow your lawn anymore. Impossible. That's how my brothers and their friends made their summer spending money. But you cannot find a kid anymore to mow your lawn.

555 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:55:51pm

re: #542 Silhouette

Are we made of money? Do you want to heat the whole neighborhood? Your face will freeze that way and I'll give you something to cry about.

Did you ever see the commercial - a guy in his new house, front door wide-open talking to his dad on the phone - Dad - I'm calling from my new house. . . I just wanted to let you I'm air-conditioning the entire neighborhood.

556 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:59:46pm
557 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 2:59:51pm

re: #471 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Reminds me of an old joke.

Texan goes off to Harvard.

Texan: "Do you know where the library's at?"

Blueblood: "You are at Harvard now, you should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition! Hurrph"

Texan: "Ok, do you know where the library's at, asshole?"

/my father-in-law told me this one.

That's a rule I have problems with. It is first found in A Short Introduction to English Grammar by Robert Louth in 1787. Also found in this gem for the first time is the rule that two negatives don't emphasize the negativeness of the sentence, but cancel out and form a positive. Apparently before this book, people didn't speak English.

558 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:01:10pm

re: #542 Silhouette

Are we made of money? Do you want to heat the whole neighborhood? Your face will freeze that way and I'll give you something to cry about.

~runs with scissors

559 TaeJohnDo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:01:16pm

re: #495 BBEV

Ya I did, you bastard I still have a scar.

When I was around 10, my brother shot me in the gut with a BB gun. So that night when he was getting is bath ready I made sure there was no BB in the chamber, cocked my gun and put the cardboard end cap of a BB tube on the end f the gun, walked into the bathroom while he was bent over testing the water and said, "Tony, you son of a bitch, I had enough out of you!" And I shot him in the ass. It scared him so bad he fell forward and smacked his head on the wall.

He never shot me again.

He did beat the holy shit out of me, though.

And it was worth it.

560 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:04:20pm

re: #559 TaeJohnDo

Personally, I'm glad ribs stop BB's.

561 LeePro  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:04:31pm

re: #554 reine.de.tout

It's completely impossible to find a teen kid to mow your lawn anymore. Impossible. That's how my brothers and their friends made their summer spending money. But you cannot find a kid anymore to mow your lawn.

That's 'cuz they don't make lawn-mowing-helmets and -eye-protectors and -shinguards...

...yet!

562 BBEV  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:07:27pm

re: #559 TaeJohnDo

When I was around 10, my brother shot me in the gut with a BB gun. So that night when he was getting is bath ready I made sure there was no BB in the chamber, cocked my gun and put the cardboard end cap of a BB tube on the end f the gun, walked into the bathroom while he was bent over testing the water and said, "Tony, you son of a bitch, I had enough out of you!" And I shot him in the ass. It scared him so bad he fell forward and smacked his head on the wall.

He never shot me again.

He did beat the holy shit out of me, though.

And it was worth it.

Hay dude I'm sorry I did that really.

563 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:08:22pm

re: #528 LeePro

That's what gets me! Most of it is so-o-o-o-o-o EASY!

English language ignorance infuriates me. Last night I was watching one of those crime investigation shows with one of those familiar (but can't think of her name) narrator types, who referred to the list of suspects as a regular "rose gallery."

Wonder how many know what the correct expression should have been...?

And that wasn't even related to grammar! Aaarrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

I love the way the Sopranos does that - the hair apparent, sweetness and lights, etc.

564 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:09:07pm

re: #561 LeePro

That's 'cuz they don't make lawn-mowing-helmets and -eye-protectors and -shinguards...

...yet!

Actually, our daughter does our lawn, and we pay her like we would pay anyone else.

And the first thing the Roi did with our lawnmower was strip off all the "safety" stuff. It's a basic mower. That has no lever to turn it off ( you have to take a stick and disconnect the wires from the sparkplugs).

It's been a great learning experience for her. The latest - she wanted a bookshelf for her room, and wanted it made a particular way. The Roi bought the wood and supervised her while she made it.

I'm lucky to have such a handy husband.

565 DisturbedEma  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:09:50pm

re: #201 Alouette

Sharon's MASTERSTROKE is what has made him a vegetable for the past six years.

Wow, low blow. I just cannot laugh at health jokes.

566 debutaunt  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:10:54pm

re: #532 reine.de.tout

Today I saw a news story that referred to a "weapons cash".

sheesh.

It's even worse when they call it a cache and give it two syllables.

567 TaeJohnDo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:12:03pm

re: #493 buzzsawmonkey

My nephews are being bred to be Cotton-Wool Kids, swaddled constantly in supervision, approved activities, play dates, being chauffeured around, etc. It's sad.

Our youngest started TaeKwonDo at 4. He loved the sparring, and really, it was hard to get hurt because at that age and size, the pads cover them head to toe and make it hard to move, so they could wail on each other. But he had a bad habit of leaning in and down and I kept telling him he was going to get kicked in the face if he didn't stop. It finally happened -- he took a foot to the nose and the toe nail cut him open. So he's crying and and of course the other kid starts crying and I looked at him and said, "See, now stop leaning forward." So he nods and and gives the kid who kicked him a hug, and then bows and continues sparring, blood trickling down his face.
Made me proud.

568 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:12:27pm
569 ArmyWife  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:12:31pm

re: #532 reine.de.tout

To get out of spell check mode in blogger you have to click a link that says "Done Spellchecking" I kid you not.

570 TaeJohnDo  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:13:29pm

re: #562 BBEV

Hay dude I'm sorry I did that really.

Hee hee, my ass you are sorry!

571 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:17:19pm
572 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:19:01pm

re: #571 buzzsawmonkey

As long as I'm bitching about what's being done to my nephews, they are also not being taught English. They don't have English class--they have "Comm. (communication) Arts," which apparently does not stoop to the teaching of grammar or spelling, or such things as poetry basics like meter.

Their grammar is atrocious, and their parents do not correct them. If one questions their utterance of something like "I brang it home," they look at you like you're nuts.

Please don't tell me your nephews say things like "I brang it home". Please.

Surely they must have inherited at least some part of your gift for words and language; and if they are not taught what they need to be taught in order to make the best use of that gift, that's just a cryin' shame.

573 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:26:17pm
574 buzzdroid  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:33:21pm

re: #292 yma o hyd

His blog, that of The Muqata, and of course Carl in Jerusalem's blog are a daily must - as is, naturally, the one and only Elder of Ziyon!

who needs the 24X7 Al-BBC , SkyNews or CNN when you have that sort of frontline reporting...

575 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:33:55pm

re: #573 buzzsawmonkey

No, it's true. I corrected the younger one on "brang" earlier this year. I corrected the elder one last week on his use of "this begs the question" to mean "this raises the question", but I don't think I got through to him--particularly as I heard his father use the same improper usage during the same visit.

It's horrifying. They're not dumb kids, but they are not being challenged--and, since they "get good grades," nobody seems too inclined to question the system. They attend a suburban middle school in a high-priced suburb in the Midwest, and in my opinion the school system is shafting them big-time.

Oh, golly, they are not being well-served at all. That is indeed horrifying, and I'm sorry to hear it.

My daughter has attended Catholic school all her life (natch), and though I've had issues from time to time, when it comes down to the actual education, I am so grateful that the Catholic school system here believes in a curriculum that stresses good old-fashioned readin', writin', and 'rithmatic, and so she has an excellent foundation.

576 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:33:57pm

re: #426 Walter L. Newton

Remind him not to use his penis!

Sounds like you know from experience, Walter...

;-p

577 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:43:43pm
578 David IV of Georgia  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:49:17pm

re: #577 buzzsawmonkey

I frankly don't see how they are going to learn a foreign language, when that comes up in the curriculum, if they haven't been given basic instruction in English grammar.

Sometimes learning a foreign language forces one to learn the rules of English grammar.

579 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 3:55:27pm

re: #578 David IV of Georgia

Sometimes learning a foreign language forces one to learn the rules of English grammar.

This is true.
All the things I paid no attention to in English class - well, I had to learn them when I took my foreign language. So you are correct!

580 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:04:41pm
581 [deleted]  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:16:09pm
582 Achilles Tang  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 4:29:32pm

Anybody notice that the difference in number between rockets and mortars is only 8?

And some people say there is no such thing as coincidence...

583 hazzyday  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:09:27pm

re: #559 TaeJohnDo

Funny, but no parents around for Gun Safety? my old man would have knocked the crap out of me if I even accidentally pointed a gun at someone.

584 path  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 5:55:52pm

re: #400 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Old girlfriend (seeing her Monday for Lunch), married now (as I am, no funny stuff here). She is married to a man with an obvious Jewish last name, has a daughter named Hava, but did not change her last name...

Think she converted? Or no?

Yes

585 Efoster  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 6:25:24pm

MSN read, LOL! You made a funny!

586 Taqyia2Me  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 7:56:18pm

Look at these graphs, recollect how the Israel/Palestinian conflict is covered, and ask yourself one question:

Is Big Media “too big to fail”, do you want your tax dollars bailing out Big Media?

587 Sloppy  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 8:38:54pm

How about slingshots and cherry bombs? Great fun.

Took a pellet on the shinbone once. Ouch!

588 Seax  Thu, Jan 1, 2009 10:32:27pm

Yes those graphs say it all.
That is a hell of a lot of steel crap raining down on Israel.

589 Kathianne  Fri, Jan 2, 2009 7:58:11am

I can't get the English sites to open, Safari says 'it can't find'?


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