Muslim Brotherhood Calls for ‘Maximum Jihad’

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The leader of the Muslim Brotherhood says it’s time for jihad to the max.

In his weekly sermon, Muslim Brotherhood General Guide Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef called to launch jihad for the Palestinians in Gaza in any way possible: military warfare, popular resistance groups, donations of blood and money, and comprehensive boycott.

He said that this fateful moment of the battle against Zionism is the time for jihad to its maximum degree, and that this is incumbent upon everyone.

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1 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:23:02pm

Maximum Jihad is nothing new....they have been doing that for quite a few decades now.

2 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:23:25pm

Is taht anything like jihad like it 699?

3 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:23:30pm

If they want to get their asses kicked, the IDF should help them in this endeavor.

4 pegcity  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:23:57pm

they never stop, the only thing that happend is the wall made it difficult to blow themselves up

5 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:24:07pm

And i take it he is in England and they let him incite murder and mayhem?

6 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:24:14pm

correction: that

7 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:24:51pm

re: #3 Sharmuta

If they want to get their asses kicked, the IDF should help them in this endeavor.

The Muslims keep attacking Israel and expecting a different result each time. Stupid isn't just for Leftists any more.

8 DEZes  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:25:50pm

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

9 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:26:07pm

re: #7 FurryOldGuyJeans

The Muslims keep attacking Israel and expecting a different result each time. Stupid isn't just for Leftists any more.

They want their raisins. I fully support the IDF in helping them attain that goal.

10 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:26:27pm

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

Make a great video game.

11 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:26:32pm
in any way possible: military warfare, popular resistance groups, donations of blood

I think we should help them donate blood.

[cough]

12 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:26:37pm

"...donations of blood and money..."
What... they're not "donating" enough blood...?

Can we help with that? You betcha!

13 opinionated  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:26:38pm

I love girls in burkhas which is why I subscribe to Maxim Jihad.

14 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:26:40pm

re: #9 Sharmuta

They want their raisins. I fully support the IDF in helping them attain that goal.

Nah, they deserve craisins. ;)

15 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:26:53pm

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

Or something Billy Mays or the Shamwow guys would sell.

16 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:27:00pm

New Maximum Jihad, available in original "dirty tent" smell, or the new "frisky goat in high summer" scent. Only from -stan cave sprays. Accept no imitations.

17 Age Of Freedom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:27:05pm

ROPMA™.

18 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:27:22pm

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

19 kansas  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:27:26pm

Yeah, been getting tired of Minimum Jihad.

20 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:27:31pm

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

In a world where right and wrong mean whatever the Hell you want them to, a new generation of cannon-fodder streams from the kindergartens of Gaza.

Maximum Jihad - now on DVD, or see it real-time at [Link: www.foxnews.com....]

21 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:27:41pm

re: #11 Occasional Reader

I think we should help them donate blood.

[cough]

You beat me by 5 seconds!

;D

22 Killian Bundy  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:27:47pm
In his weekly sermon, Muslim Brotherhood General Guide Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef called to launch jihad for the Palestinians in Gaza in any way possible: military warfare, popular resistance groups, donations of blood and money, and comprehensive boycott.

/Israel's rubber and you're glue, your jihad bounces off Israel and sticks to you

23 DEZes  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:09pm

re: #10 Sharmuta

Make a great video game.

Your right, lol.

24 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:14pm

Maximum Jihad- now with 100% more "Ululululululululul!"

25 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:20pm

By the way, thanks for the new thread, Chief!

26 pegcity  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:23pm

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

what like deal with the 37,000 burnt cars?

27 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:25pm

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

28 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:37pm

It's funny, my priest in his homilies usually ends the Mass saying "Go in peace". Not once have I ever heard

launch jihad for the Palestinians in Gaza in any way possible: military warfare, popular resistance groups, donations of blood and money, and comprehensive boycott.

Sheesh.

29 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:37pm

Bring it on, ‘Akef.

30 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:39pm

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

31 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:28:49pm
In an interview with the London daily Al-Quds Al-Arabi, 'Akef said that Israel's operation in Gaza was planned and coordinated with Egypt, Palestine, the U.S., and Israel, and that all of them had agreed with the Zionist-U.S. agenda to assassinate the heads of the Palestinian resistance.

Yeah?

So?

32 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:29:28pm

Maximum Jihad. I think I went to school with him.

33 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:29:39pm

Sharmuta, i think we are on a new marketing run...time to get these ideas into production.

34 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:29:46pm
35 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:29:46pm

re: #30 pingjockey

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

That's how I usually greet people also.

36 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:29:48pm
donations of blood spatter

The IDF is already facilitating this part of Maximum Jihad.

37 pegcity  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:29:53pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

these Eurocrats know who's boss.

Look at Sarkozy, 10% muslim population, he knows damn well in 30 years they will be the majority

38 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:00pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

Where is the Spanish King who told Chavez to SHUT IT? We need that guy.

39 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:09pm

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

You'd think he'd prefer to stay home with this. But no.

40 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:25pm

Maximum Jihad....is that anything like Painful Rectal Itch?

41 Last Mohican  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:27pm

And Tarek ibn Ziyad Academy, the Muslim Brotherhood's "maximum jihad" madrassa in Grove Heights, Minnesota, is 100% funded by Minnesota taxpayers.

Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone?

42 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:28pm

re: #30 pingjockey

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

43 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:37pm

re: #30 pingjockey

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

And a bleeping afternoon to you to!
;-)

44 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:48pm

re: #40 FurryOldGuyJeans

Maximum Jihad....is that anything like Painful Rectal Itch?

Yes.

45 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:49pm

re: #19 kansas

Yeah, been getting tired of Minimum Jihad.

And moderate Jihad is so 90's

46 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:30:53pm

re: #30 pingjockey

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

Smart enough to marry Alan Greenspan.

47 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:06pm

Muslim Brotherhood? What an oxymoron. All other arab muslims have done is use the palestinians as pawns.

48 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:06pm

re: #40 FurryOldGuyJeans

Maximum Jihad....is that anything like Painful Rectal Itch?

With a name like Maximum Jihad, it must be good!

49 tscottme  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:07pm

Every building this guy has been in should be reduced to rubble. But the Israelis will fight for a while, negotiate for a while, and then retreat for a while. Generals William Sherman and Curtis LeMay have the plan for victory and not following that plan just produces defeat. Stop fighting to send messages and fight to get permanent results.

50 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:11pm

re: #35 Nevergiveup
I was surfing the msm and saw her little propaganda rant. Idiot msm types really have the knack of pissing me off.

51 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:15pm
52 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:30pm

re: #39 Occasional Reader

You'd think he'd prefer to stay home with this. But no.

Now, that's a haunch.

53 SpaceJesus  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:51pm

maximum jihad sounds like some kind of al-jezera t.v. workout routine.

54 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:57pm

re: #46 MandyManners

Smart enough to marry Alan Greenspan.

Sorry Mandy but Greenspan ain't the brightest star in the sky. He is partly responsible for what the economy is going through now.

55 whiterasta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:31:58pm

re: #46 MandyManners

I thought Greenspan was boinking Babwa Wawa.....

56 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:00pm

re: #42 Jetpilot1101

Thank you Captain Obvious.

"To the Apparent-mobile!"

57 debutaunt  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:06pm

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

Meddle?

58 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:09pm
59 eon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:19pm

Akef goes on to say that Israel's attack was coordinated with the U.S., the UK, Egypt, and Palestinian leaders, for the purpose of assassinating Palestinian leaders.

I think he means coordinated with Fatah as a hit on Hamas leaders.

Then again, as paranoid and disconnected from reality as this bunch is, he may believe that what he said makes perfect sense.

Just the thing to get the Bright Young Things here in the West dancing around waving Kalashnikovs over their heads like Vanessa Redgrave.

/I feel another case of the Seventies coming on.

cheers

eon

60 DEZes  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:20pm

"Maximum Jihad, 2 thumbs way up!"
Siskle and Achmed.

;)

61 nyc redneck  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:21pm

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

it's a nod to the french yoots.
he's trying to keep the nightly car-b-q under 1000.

62 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:21pm

re: #39 Occasional Reader

You'd think he'd prefer to stay home with this. But no.

What does he have that she would want?

63 opinionated  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:21pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Rote anti Israel expressions are so mindless.

Abbas supports this action against his Hamas mortal enemies as much as any Right wing Israeli.

64 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:36pm

re: #41 Last Mohican

And Tarek ibn Ziyad Academy, the Muslim Brotherhood's "maximum jihad" madrassa in Grove Heights, Minnesota, is 100% funded by Minnesota taxpayers.

Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone?

What the fuck? Does Minnesota fund any Christian or Jewish schools?

65 Bubblehead II  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:41pm

In an interview with the London daily Al-Quds Al-Arabi, 'Akef said that Israel's operation in Gaza was planned and coordinated with Egypt, Palestine, the U.S., and Israel, and that all of them had agreed with the Zionist-U.S. agenda to assassinate the heads of the Palestinian resistance.

Palestine plotted against itself to assassinate it's own heads of resistance?

Talk about self hate

66 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:32:49pm

re: #42 Jetpilot1101
Go practice yer putts! That said calmly watching football, flip to the wrong news channel and get her yapping about the arab street. Sheesh.

67 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:01pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

Hey, give them a break, they're STILL trying to surrender to the jihadists.

68 jones  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:13pm

Oh no, now they are going to try to kill us.

69 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:21pm

re: #51 ploome hineni

Jewhatred trumps

Well they do have a history?

70 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:28pm

Strong words, coming at a time when Hamas has been lobbing missiles into Israel and there apparently have been pro-hamas demonstrations going on over much of the world.

Signals?

71 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:31pm

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

Special guest appearance
The ghost of Arafat.

72 Mad Mullah  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:39pm

Islamo-fascists/Islamo-comedians sure like to talk the talk but they never walk the walk. Didn't Hamas already open the gates of hell a couple of times now? Remember the rhetoric coming from the Islamic/Arab side leading up to the prior wars, when they got thoroughly defeated.

Maximum Jihad, regular Jihad, Mickey Mouse Jihad, who cares about what those violent, murderous, racist fascist nazi admirers and women haters believe or what they say.

Bring it on, it's about time.

73 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:48pm

re: #49 tscottme

Every building this guy has been in should be reduced to rubble. But the Israelis will fight for a while, negotiate for a while, and then retreat for a while. Generals William Sherman and Curtis LeMay have the plan for victory and not following that plan just produces defeat. Stop fighting to send messages and fight to get permanent results.

I could be wrong but, I don't think Israel is doing this to just send a message this time.

74 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:51pm

re: #26 pegcity

what like deal with the 37,000 burnt cars?

Bailout for the car companies. All those cars will have to be replaced.

75 SpaceJesus  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:52pm

for every israeli bagel this guy doesn't buy, I will eat three

76 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:33:53pm

re: #62 Nevergiveup

What does he have that she would want?

A big croissant.

77 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:02pm

re: #66 pingjockey

Go practice yer putts! That said calmly watching football, flip to the wrong news channel and get her yapping about the arab street. Sheesh.

I guess I should have put the ;-) after my comment.

78 whiterasta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:06pm

re: #65 Bubblehead II

Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are NOT out to get you.....

79 gettinby  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:09pm

Maximum Jihad?

In short...

Maxi Hads

/Okay! I'm sorry.

80 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:15pm

re: #54 Jetpilot1101

Sorry Mandy but Greenspan ain't the brightest star in the sky. He is partly responsible for what the economy is going through now.

But, he's filthy rich. And, well connected.

81 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:21pm

re: #43 jcm
Why, spank you very much! Had to spend yesterday in tourist hell. Leavenworth. What a frackin' mess, passes closed, terrorist tourist drivers everywhere.

82 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:32pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

I guess the Muslims won't have to try hard to get Anadalusia back

83 wiffersnapper  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:37pm

My jihad is bigger than your jihad

84 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:39pm

re: #55 whiterasta

I thought Greenspan was boinking Babwa Wawa.....

Maybe in the past.

85 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:34:53pm

re: #57 debutaunt

Meddle?

Listen over the years it has been shown beyond any doubt I can't spell. Sheesh, what are you my mother?
/

86 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:35:02pm

re: #80 MandyManners

But, he's filthy rich. And, well connected.

Good point but I heard his Viagra bill every month is putting them in the poor house.

87 Last Mohican  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:35:41pm

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
...
Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

And here is their prime minister, Zapatero, proudly posing for a picture wearing PLO terrorist garb.

During one of his anti-semitic tirades, Zapatero reportedly said he wasn't surprised that the Holocaust happened, and that he understood where the Nazis were coming from.

88 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:35:45pm

re: #77 Jetpilot1101
S'alright. I was being flippant. I really hope the IDF puts the hammer down on these beasts.

89 Age Of Freedom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:36:14pm

What does Maximum Jihad mean, really?
Are we going to see Muslims combusting without the need of C4 vests?
Will they open their mouths even wider in protests than what has been captured in photos so far?
Is Rage Boy™ going to have his eyes pop out of his face?

90 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:36:39pm

re: #66 pingjockey

Go practice yer putts! That said calmly watching football, flip to the wrong news channel and get her yapping about the arab street. Sheesh.

When was the last time anyone worried about the American Street?
When was the last time anyone worried about the Israeli Street?

I say worry about the Arab street when they join the civilized world.

91 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:36:51pm

Well, I think they should have a mass suicide, that will show us westerners. Every jihadi should just go right out and off themselves, just like the Judean Peoples Front Suicide Squad in Life of Brian. I bet we would learn our lesson then, I bet.

92 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:37:16pm

re: #19 kansas

Yeah, been getting tired of Minimum Jihad.

Sounds like a new mutual fund.

93 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:37:29pm

re: #81 pingjockey

Why, spank you very much! Had to spend yesterday in tourist hell. Leavenworth. What a frackin' mess, passes closed, terrorist tourist drivers everywhere.

ROFLMAO! What prompted the temporary insanity to to go to Leavenworth?

94 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:37:30pm

re: #83 wiffersnapper

My jihad is bigger than your jihad

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

95 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:37:35pm

re: #90 jcm

When was the last time anyone worried about the American Street?
When was the last time anyone worried about the Israeli Street?

I say worry about the Arab street when they join the civilized world.

I worry about Sesame Street. Although I think Oscar the Grouch could kick jihadi ass.

96 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:37:37pm

re: #88 pingjockey

S'alright. I was being flippant. I really hope the IDF puts the hammer down on these beasts.

No problem, I figured as much.

97 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:37:40pm

re: #90 jcm
True dat. I don't care about the arab street, house, mosque, goat pen, nada.

98 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:37:45pm

Piss up a rope, spacejesus.

99 Joo-LiZ  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:37:54pm

Does anybody have a link to the apes&pigs posters that protestors were carrying around?

I want to show a friend.

The one that actually has the pictures of monkeys.

100 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:38:09pm

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

ONE SIZE FITS ALL!

101 Last Mohican  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:38:09pm

re: #64 MandyManners

What the fuck? Does Minnesota fund any Christian or Jewish schools?

Not that I know of.

Here's a link with more information about the place. A little time spent googling will no doubt yield more.

102 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:38:11pm

re: #90 jcm

When was the last time anyone worried about the American Street?
When was the last time anyone worried about the Israeli Street?

I say worry about the Arab street when they join the civilized world.

The biggest problem with both the American and the Israeli Street is finding a parking space when you go out to eat.

103 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:38:28pm

re: #87 Last Mohican

And here is their prime minister, Zapatero, proudly posing for a picture wearing PLO terrorist garb.

During one of his anti-semitic tirades, Zapatero reportedly said he wasn't surprised that the Holocaust happened, and that he understood where the Nazis were coming from.

This was the schmuck Spaniards elected when they cowered after the Madrid bombings in 2004. Fat lot of good appeasement has done 'em.

104 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:38:38pm

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.


BIG JIHAD IS RIPPING US OFF!

105 Bubblehead II  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:38:46pm

re: #78 whiterasta

Well in this case, they are. One has to wonder just how much information Fatah is giving the IDF.

106 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:39:19pm

Why is the power still on in Gaza?

107 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:39:27pm

re: #93 jcm
Work. 3 restaraunts need their fire supression systems maintenance done. I hate that damn place. Ok to visit, but trying to get any work done is damn near impossible.

108 SummerSong  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:39:28pm

No one will stay in the room with me if I put the news on.

I just can't listen to the hamas/pali apologists and not shout at them.

109 lesbianrainforest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:39:34pm

As long as they don't flirt with EXTREME maximum jihad I think we are good.

110 Muadib  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:39:35pm

That would be a Maximum Mistake made be the Maximally Foolish People on the planet.

111 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:39:39pm

re: #102 Nevergiveup

And so many places closed on the Israeli street on Saturday.....

112 nyc redneck  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:39:47pm

i bet the O is watching all this and his skinny knees are knocking.

113 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:40:04pm

re: #108 SummerSong

No one will stay in the room with me if I put the news on.

I just can't listen to the hamas/pali apologists and not shout at them.

Same at my house! Everyone scatters, and I am not allowed to watch tv at times.

114 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:40:08pm

re: #111 Cdat88

And so many places closed on the Israeli street on Saturday.....

Well not saturday night

115 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:40:20pm

re: #98 MandyManners
Where the hell is he? Did I miss a mispost?

116 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:40:21pm

If this keeps up, there won't be anymore cars in France.

117 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:40:25pm

re: #112 nyc redneck

i bet the O is watching all this and his skinny knees are knocking.

I was thinking he was just waiting for it to end so he could take credit.

118 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:40:38pm

re: #64 MandyManners

What the fuck? Does Minnesota fund any Christian or Jewish schools?

No, but they do fund the "holy s--- I found another ballot for Al Franken" printing press and the "what the f--- am I going to do now that I voted for Al Franken and he won" 12-step program.

119 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:40:44pm

re: #101 Last Mohican

Not that I know of.

Here's a link with more information about the place. A little time spent googling will no doubt yield more.

I wonder if they teach evolution.

120 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:40:59pm

re: #112 nyc redneck

i bet the O is watching all this and his skinny knees are knocking.

His weekly radio adress dealt with the economy. Allegedly, there was no mention of the Israeli attacks.

121 NelsFree  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:41:08pm

re: #85
Nevergiveup

PIYF

122 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:41:28pm

re: #115 pingjockey

Where the hell is he? Did I miss a mispost?

#75

123 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:41:32pm

re: #118 Jetpilot1101

No, but they do fund the "holy s--- I found another ballot for Al Franken" printing press and the "what the f--- am I going to do now that I voted for Al Franken and he won" 12-step program.

See Mohican's No. 101.

124 Vicious Babushka  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:41:41pm

When have these goat humpers ever done anything but call for "maximum jihad" and then cringe and cower when Israel kicks their ass.

I just hope Israel does not chicken out until it has administered the Maximum Ass Kicking.

125 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:41:50pm

re: #122 FurryOldGuyJeans
Thanks.

126 Age Of Freedom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:41:53pm

Isn't Maximum Jihad Michael Jackson's name upon conversion?

127 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:41:55pm

I could vomit at the thought of Billary getting involved in 3 weeks time. Dear Leader and henchman will prevent Israel from getting the job done.

Go Netanyahu (he will flip them the bird).

128 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:42:15pm

re: #115 pingjockey

Where the hell is he? Did I miss a mispost?

Asshole dinged me down. Guess he doesn't like haunches.

129 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:42:26pm

re: #126 Age Of Freedom

Isn't Maximum Jihad Michael Jackson's name upon conversion?

Mad Maximum: Beyond Jihad - starring Mel Gibson

130 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:42:37pm

re: #114 Nevergiveup

Well not saturday night

True. but can you really trust the Hummus after it has been out all Saturday waiting for opening?

131 SummerSong  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:42:42pm

re: #113 Crimsonfisted

Same at my house! Everyone scatters, and I am not allowed to watch tv at times.

Yep. :(

132 Age Of Freedom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:42:44pm

What's the middle name for Maximum Jihad?

Hussein?

133 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:42:48pm

re: #125 pingjockey

Thanks.

I almost missed it myself; not the usual full-throttle trollish snark. ;)

134 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:42:54pm

Be careful what you ask for,
Muslim Brotherhood General Guide Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef.

135 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:42:58pm

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?


Bruni must be out of town

136 tackle  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:43:02pm

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

What about a free set of ginsu knives?

137 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:43:09pm

re: #128 MandyManners
Well, troll is an aquired taste!

138 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:43:27pm

Is Maximum Jihad before Extreme Jihad?

139 stuiec  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:43:27pm

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

Maybe the sequel to Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive -- this time, the trucks convert to Islam before going on a rampage!

140 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:43:55pm

re: #135 So?

Bruni must be out of town

Think she is already stepping out on him?

141 Jack Reacher  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:43:57pm

Muslim yoot to mom, "I'll take the trash out later. I'm playing Maximum Jihad, and I just made it to Level Six!"

142 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:43:59pm

re: #128 MandyManners

Asshole dinged me down. Guess he doesn't like haunches.

Corrected. :)

143 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:44:00pm

re: #105 Bubblehead II

Well in this case, they are. One has to wonder just how much information Fatah is giving the IDF.

Whatever they can get their hands, on I suspect. One thing that worries me about this situation is that it's like Christmas and their birthday all rolled into one for Fatah. But I suppose the Israeli government knows this, and I don't know why I think I need to keep an eye on it.

144 DEZes  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:44:18pm

re: #128 MandyManners

Asshole dinged me down. Guess he doesn't like haunches.


That was corrected for ya. ;)

145 stuiec  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:44:33pm

re: #109 lesbianrainforest

As long as they don't flirt with EXTREME maximum jihad I think we are good.

That's the kind where the Jihad dial goes up to eleven, right?

146 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:44:38pm

re: #141 Jack Reacher

Muslim yoot to mom, "I'll take the trash out later. I'm playing Maximum Jihad, and I just made it to Level Six!"

Wait til you get to Level 72!

147 Last Mohican  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:44:55pm

re: #103 FurryOldGuyJeans

This was the schmuck Spaniards elected when they cowered after the Madrid bombings in 2004. Fat lot of good appeasement has done 'em.

Indeed. Just in case anyone has forgotten, Aznar, the incumbent and an opponent of Islamic terrorism, was coasting to a sure victory, until Al Qaeda bombed a bunch of trains in Madrid, three days before the elections. The pathetic, puking little cowards of Spain panicked and voted in the socialist workers party instead.

So now we have the Spanish prime minister wearing a terrorist outfit, and expressing his sympathy for Hitler and the Palestinians.

148 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:45:00pm

re: #116 So?

If this keeps up, there won't be anymore cars in France.

Reduce their carbon footprint, it will.

149 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:45:02pm

re: #136 tackle

What about a free set of ginsu knives?

Call in the next 5 minutes and we'll not only include a Snuggie and a set of Ginsu knives, but and additional Burqqie. That's right, the Burqqie, a Snuggie burqa just for the wife. Comes in Traditional Black or Taliban Blue.

150 eon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:45:11pm

re: #87 Last Mohican

And here is their prime minister, Zapatero, proudly posing for a picture wearing PLO terrorist garb.

During one of his anti-semitic tirades, Zapatero reportedly said he wasn't surprised that the Holocaust happened, and that he understood where the Nazis were coming from.

The real punch-line to Zapatero's dementia goes back to the massacre and expulsion of Jews from Spain in the 14th and 15th centuries. The Inquisition was responsible for both, the massacre in 1390-91, and the expulsion (ordered by King Ferdinand of "...and Isabella" fame) in 1456.

Some Jewish families elected to "stay behind", changing their family names (to less "Jewish-sounding" versions) and practicing their faith in private- on pain of death if they were found out. They became known as Sephardic Jews. The term for this period in Jewish and Spanish history is the Sepharad.

The "punch-line" is that one of the names recognized as a Sephardic family name is... Zapatero.

cheers

eon

151 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:45:16pm

Someone needs to shut the power off in Gaza. All the damn lights are on, and that plays hell with night vision gear.

152 Outrider  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:45:47pm

re: #146 Wyatt Earp

Wait til you get to Level 72!

Eh. Just look up the cheat codes. ;-)>

153 Neo Con since 9-11  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:45:54pm

Maximum Jihad? I got an e-mail offering an herbal supplement that would increase the size of my Jihad called the same thing.

154 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:00pm

re: #141 Jack Reacher

Muslim yoot to mom, "I'll take the trash out later. I'm playing Maximum Jihad, and I just made it to Level Six!"

Loser. I made lvl 32 in MJ in 2 days....

155 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:02pm

Maximum jihad?

Really? You mean to tell me that they weren't doing this before. Sloppy Islamists. That means that the jihadis before now were in violation of the very Islamic law that they claim drives them to carry out jihad.

Was the prior jihad minimum jihad? lo jihad? med jihad? hi jihad?

Who exactly are they kidding. This is just yet another excuse to demand that Islamists kill infidels, especially Jews.

156 gymnast  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:09pm

Kind of tough to do the "Maximum Jihad" thing with "Minimum [bigoted word]s" who ain't got "No Mo". How many of them Gazastinian Hamasotards know how to swim?

157 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:10pm

Security Council schedules emergency consultations

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

As useless as tits on a bull.

158 spankerfish  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:21pm

we needn't worry. after all, "jihad" means 'inner struggle'.

159 Age Of Freedom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:21pm

re: #129 Wyatt Earp

Mad Maximum: Beyond Jihad - starring Mel Gibson

It absolutely fits the theme.
Good one.

160 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:31pm

re: #130 Cdat88

True. but can you really trust the Hummus after it has been out all Saturday waiting for opening?

Someone left it out? Was it raining?

161 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:38pm

re: #151 pingjockey

Someone needs to shut the power off in Gaza. All the damn lights are on, and that plays hell with night vision gear.

But, Amy Goodman told me that the power in Gaza has been cut for ages because zionists are using the fuel to power their diesel-engined puppy blenders.

162 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:41pm

If you're going to date virgin, try Maximum Jihad. Don't let them see you sweat.

163 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:49pm

re: #54 Jetpilot1101

re: #46 MandyManners

Smart enough to marry Alan Greenspan.

Sorry Mandy but Greenspan ain't the brightest star in the sky. He is partly responsible for what the economy is going through now.

Probably what Mandy meant, genius.

164 Eclectic Infidel  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:46:59pm

Does this mean that they're going to spring into action and cease using cell phones?

165 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:47:17pm

re: #149 Sharmuta

Call in the next 5 minutes and we'll not only include a Snuggie and a set of Ginsu knives, but and additional Burqqie. That's right, the Burqqie, a Snuggie burqa just for the wife. Comes in Traditional Black or Taliban Blue.

LOL Can we get the ShamWow snuggie if we want one?

166 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:47:23pm

re: #157 Nevergiveup
Actually tits on a bull would be more useful than the useless nitwits have ever been.

167 broomer  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:47:27pm

Wegmans sells clementine oranges from various countries. I always check to see where they're from. If it says "Spain", I don't buy. I'll never forget Spain for cut and run from Iraq.

Any coincidence why the Spain is going through a major housing bust?

Can I call it Schadenfreude?

168 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:47:30pm

re: #160 MandyManners

Someone left it out? Was it raining?


[Video]

That was the couscous cake....silly Mandy...

169 NelsFree  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:47:33pm

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.
What is this guy abbreviating? Discuss.

Second, his title:

Muslim Brotherhood General Guide

So, he gives guided tours? Tours of a general nature? Nature Guided Tours? Battle of Tours, anyone? Discuss.

170 callahan23  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:47:50pm

re: #68 jones

Oh no, now they are going to try to kill keel us.

Corrected that for ya.

171 Jack Reacher  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:47:51pm

re: #154 Cdat88

Loser. I made lvl 32 in MJ in 2 days....

Well, he only has one hand free for the game.

172 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:48:02pm

re: #165 Pvt Bin Jammin

LOL Can we get the ShamWow snuggie if we want one?

Does Billy Mays do Maximum Jihad infomercials?

173 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:48:05pm

re: #165 Pvt Bin Jammin

LOL Can we get the ShamWow snuggie if we want one?

NOT to be confused with the SharmWow Snuggie.

174 NelsFree  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:48:18pm

re: #140 Nevergiveup

Think she is already stepping out on him?

If she is, the paparazzi are oblivious.

175 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:48:28pm

re: #161 Guanxi88
Does Glen Reynolds know they have diesel powered puppy blenders?

176 Vicious Babushka  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:48:43pm
177 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:48:55pm

re: #175 pingjockey

Does Glen Reynolds know they have diesel powered puppy blenders?

That's who sold them to the IDF. Duh!

178 tackle  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:08pm

re: #158 spankerfish

we needn't worry. after all, "jihad" means 'inner struggle'.

"Maximum inner struggle"? I think I had one of those last night after I ate a chicken wrap from Wendy's. Couldn't believe such a small thing could inflict such pain.

179 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:16pm

Sharmuta, it's never occurred to me to ask before: do you have sons?

180 David IV of Georgia  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:17pm

re: #173 Sharmuta

NOT to be confused with the SharmWow Snuggie.

I bet some man says wow if he gets one.

181 whiterasta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:17pm

I just popped a leftover bottle of bubbly.

Here's to Israel's victory over the barbarians......

L'Chiam!

182 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:19pm

re: #171 Jack Reacher

Don't want to know what part of the goat he was touching with the other hand....

183 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:36pm

re: #57 debutaunt

Meddle?

Thank you.

/shouldn'a resisted, myself!

btw, "shouldn'a" is NOT misspelled!
;D

184 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:40pm

re: #172 Wyatt Earp

Does Billy Mays do Maximum Jihad infomercials?

He must. I feel victimized listening to him. LOL

185 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:45pm

re: #177 Guanxi88
Silly me. Should've known. Double duh!

186 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:49:50pm

I see the FMSM ideation of Hamas was to blame for this round of violence didn't last very long.

187 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:50:18pm

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad?

[Caution: If you experience jihad lasting longer than thirteen centuries, consult a physician.]

188 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:50:20pm

re: #185 pingjockey

And I got a sweet 10% commission on the deal.

189 Timbre  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:50:20pm

I wonder if my blood donations end up going to Jihadists trying to kill innocent people?

190 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:50:31pm
191 debutaunt  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:50:33pm

re: #26 pegcity

what like deal with the 37,000 burnt cars?

Some plan that Algore came up with.

192 Bubblehead II  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:50:38pm

re: #106 Nevergiveup

For the same reason that Israel lets "Humanitarian Aid" trucks through. The politicians seem to believe that if they are shown that they "care" about the "common" person, then any action they take against the terrorist will offset any negative press. F**king fools. You don't defeat an enemy by giving life support to their base. Cut off everything. Power, Water, Food. Let's see how long they last after that. But they will not do this as it will make them "look bad". Again, F**king fools, The MSM will make anything they do short of complete Nation suicide look bad.

193 shifty  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:50:40pm

Whew! As long as it's not Ludicrous Speed Jihad.

194 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:50:46pm

re: #173 Sharmuta

NOT to be confused with the SharmWow Snuggie.

Love it!

195 nyc redneck  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:07pm

re: #120 Wyatt Earp

His weekly radio adress dealt with the economy. Allegedly, there was no mention of the Israeli attacks.

isn't it odd that he won't address such an important topic.
his reason is "there is only one president at a time." (conveniently)
i think he messed up so bad when russia went into georgia, w/ his statement that 'both countries should just step back and try to get along,'
he is nervous abt. saying anything now when it is a dangerous serious confrontational issue.

putin is dreaming abt. how weak the O is.
he wakes up w/ plans on his mind.
and then smiles.

196 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:15pm

re: #187 Occasional Reader

[Caution: If you experience jihad lasting longer than thirteen centuries, consult a physician.]

Funniest. Line. EVAH!

197 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:16pm

re: #193 shifty

Whew! As long as it's not Ludicrous Speed Jihad.

never have that damned thing down in front of me! How do I know you're not making faces at me under that?

198 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:31pm

Security Council is having a meeting in a few minutes. I hope Israel tells them to shut the fuck up.

199 unrealizedviewpoint  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:33pm

re: #124 Alouette

When have these goat humpers ever done anything but call for "maximum jihad" and then cringe and cower when Israel kicks their ass.

I just hope Israel does not chicken out until it has administered the Maximum Ass Kicking.

goathumper is one word BTW. And when these goathumper force it, they gets a much larger answer then expected. It's a comin' - Look what they gots for 911. A worldwide war on goathumpers, a loss of two countries, and one fresh in the sights.

200 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:34pm

re: #188 Guanxi88
Good on you. OT, Cards 28-Falcons 17. 3rd quarter.

201 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:40pm

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

But wait! There's more! Order now and we'll double your virgins!

202 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:42pm

re: #187 Occasional Reader

[Caution: If you experience jihad lasting longer than thirteen centuries, consult a physician.]

At least painful rectal itch has a medicated creme to clear up the problem.

203 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:54pm

Stern warnings from the Sec. General of the UN. This guy must be from a parallel universe or something, like bizzaro world?

204 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:51:57pm

re: #193 shifty
Plaid isn't haram.

205 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:52:11pm

re: #179 SanFranciscoZionist

Sorry- I don't discuss my private life.

206 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:52:30pm

re: #204 pingjockey

Plaid isn't haram.

But dead men don't wear plaid

207 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:52:43pm

re: #198 MandyManners
Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

208 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:52:50pm

9 out of 10 martyrs prefer Maximum Jihad to any other anti-perspirant.

209 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:11pm

re: #169 NelsFree

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.
What is this guy abbreviating? Discuss.

Second, his title:

Muslim Brotherhood General Guide

So, he gives guided tours? Tours of a general nature? Nature Guided Tours? Battle of Tours, anyone? Discuss.

An abbreviated life span.

210 Last Mohican  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:12pm

re: #127 witness

I could vomit at the thought of Billary getting involved in 3 weeks time.

Well, if Hillary goes to visit the Middle East, she won't be able to kiss Suha Arafat (Yassar's widow) this time. Suha long ago left the Middle East, remarried the President of Tunisia's brother-in-law, and is now living it up in Paris on a 22 million dollar a year stipend, drawn by Fatah from the embezzled contributions of U.S. taxpayers (among others).

However, if Hillary's still in a smooching-terrorists mood, I read that two of Hamas leader Niza Rayan's four wives survived the IDF attacks. Maybe they'd be up for a little cheek time.

211 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:14pm

re: #207 pingjockey

Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

Doing a headliner in Vegas.

212 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:14pm

re: #208 So?

9 out of 10 martyrs prefer Maximum Jihad to any other anti-perspirant.

They use anti-perspirant?

213 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:25pm

Gotta' go sling some hash. bbl

214 opnion  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:32pm

Achmed, Maximum Jihad! Full speed ahead,damn the torpedos, give me warp speed!
She no will hold captain!

215 eon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:34pm

re: #169 NelsFree

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.
What is this guy abbreviating? Discuss.

Most likely, there's a "hajji" or "al-Hajj" in there. The semicolon is often used to denote a leader, "holy man", etc., who has made one or more pilgrimages to Mecca.

Second, his title:

Muslim Brotherhood General Guide

So, he gives guided tours? Tours of a general nature? Nature Guided Tours? Battle of Tours, anyone? Discuss.

Leads tours of the new, soon-to-be-opened, Sharia Theme Park on the sea-front at Southend?

/Channeling Douglas Adams a bit, there.

cheers

eon

216 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:37pm

re: #200 pingjockey

Good on you. OT, Cards 28-Falcons 17. 3rd quarter.

Yup, the power may not be out in Gaza but it looks like it is going out all over Georgia tonight!

217 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:52pm

re: #207 pingjockey

He was just on FOX by phone

218 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:53:53pm

re: #212 Guanxi88

They use anti-perspirant?

Yeah . . . on their goats.

219 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:54:02pm

When your personal jihad leads to your own death, how much more is there from that to ''the max?"
Inquiring minds want to know.

220 NelsFree  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:54:18pm

re: #205 Sharmuta

Sorry- I don't discuss my private life.


That may make it difficult for you to enter the...
LGF Sweetheart Contest!

221 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:54:18pm

re: #187 Occasional Reader

[Caution: If you experience jihad lasting longer than thirteen centuries, consult a meta-physician.]

222 Age Of Freedom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:54:28pm

re: #176 Alouette

Euro Jew haters co-opting Anne Frank

Fricken assholes.

You know the vast majority of these protests consist of Muslims and Arabs.
Yes, there are many many useful idiots, but don't let it confuse you that it's the other way around.

Maximum fuck them.

223 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:54:30pm

re: #217 witness
Damn, missed it.

224 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:54:41pm

re: #205 Sharmuta

Sorry- I don't discuss my private life.

Quite all right, I was just thinking that if you did, it was obvious what angry drivers would scream out the car window at them. Sorry, bad joke.

I'm overly caffeinated.

225 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:55:17pm

re: #223 pingjockey

I believe he said this is serious operation as in its not half hearted?

226 Teacake!  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:55:20pm

I thought cair and the such have been telling us that jihad doesn't mean anything violent and that it actually the means inner struggle for self improvement?

227 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:55:23pm

re: #219 mean Gene

How many others you take with you, I assume.

228 NelsFree  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:55:30pm

re: #214 opnion

Achmed, Maximum Jihad! Full speed ahead,damn the torpedos, give me warp speed!
She no will hold captain!

The Dilithium Goats are fusing!

229 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:55:49pm

You know that ambulance that was just going thru Gaza City had ammunitions in it?

230 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:55:53pm

re: #218 Wyatt Earp

Yeah . . . on their goats.

I thought they used it on their, *ahem*, so the wives didn't smell goat on their, *ahem*, when they got home.

231 opnion  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:55:56pm

Next up, he will call for full Shamwow Jihad in snuggies!

232 freedombilly  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:07pm

I would love to wake up and find an IDF aerial video on Youtube with this piece of shit on the other end.

233 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:09pm

re: #225 witness
I don't think I've ever seen or been part of a non-serious military operation.

234 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:14pm

re: #229 Nevergiveup

You know that ambulance that was just going thru Gaza City had ammunitions in it?

It get whacked?

235 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:15pm

re: #219 mean Gene

When your personal jihad leads to your own death, how much more is there from that to ''the max?"

Sort of the Islamic version of, "Vote early, vote often".

236 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:25pm

re: #162 So?

If you're going to date virgin, try Maximum Jihad. Don't let them see you sweat.

correction

f you're going to date 72 virgins, try Maximum Jihad. They can't stand smelly martyrs.

237 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:31pm

re: #229 Nevergiveup

You know that ambulance that was just going thru Gaza City had ammunitions in it?

EVERYTHING in Gaza City has ammunition in it. Given how much Middle Easterners smoke, I have no idea how the place has lasted so long.

238 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:39pm

re: #231 opnion

Snuggie Berka

239 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:45pm

re: #228 NelsFree

The Dilithium Goats are fusing!

Fused goats can be dangerous.....

240 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:45pm

re: #234 jcm

It get whacked?

Not yet- but I wonder why it didn't?

241 lesbianrainforest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:56:50pm

re: #145 stuiec

Well, it's one mo.

242 FightingBack  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:57:07pm
He said that this fateful moment of the battle against Zionism is the time for jihad to its maximum degree, and that this is incumbent upon everyone.

Meanwhile, at LGF, they told me to send Pizza. So I did.

243 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:57:12pm
244 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:57:12pm

re: #207 pingjockey

Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

he said something today, but i didn't read the article

245 tackle  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:57:15pm

Funny, I hadn't noticed how quiet the Obama campaign (well, it still feels like a campaign) has been on this issue. Where's Obama? For that matter, where's Bush? Sitting on the couch, wearing a Snuggie, having a beer and laughing is ass off that he's outta here in three weeks?

246 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:57:30pm

Looks like the power is off now. At least from the FNC camera view.

247 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:57:42pm

Off to dinner....bbl

248 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:57:50pm

re: #231 opnion

Next up, he will call for full Shamwow Jihad in snuggies!

Yeah and if that lady were to actually pick up that expandable leather handbag after she packs all that junk in it she'd have to be a weightlifter!
Think if all that storage space were used for jihad!

249 opnion  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:57:56pm

re: #238 witness

Snuggie Berka

Genuis! Want to split the financing?

250 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:58:27pm

re: #249 opnion

accept it has no sleeves

251 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:58:28pm

re: #245 tackle

Funny, I hadn't noticed how quiet the Obama campaign (well, it still feels like a campaign) has been on this issue. Where's Obama? For that matter, where's Bush? Sitting on the couch, wearing a Snuggie, having a beer and laughing is ass off that he's outta here in three weeks?

Bush has actually made some decent comments in the last day, and even Rice has managed not to put her foot in her own mouth.

252 buzzdroid  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:58:33pm

"maximum jihad"

is that a stronger anti-jooooo detergent than yer normal Hamas brand?

/gotta call domestos - put forward the ULTRA jihad product.

253 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:58:35pm

re: #245 tackle

Funny, I hadn't noticed how quiet the Obama campaign (well, it still feels like a campaign) has been on this issue. Where's Obama? For that matter, where's Bush? Sitting on the couch, wearing a Snuggie, having a beer and laughing is ass off that he's outta here in three weeks?

Probably not a beer, but otherwise, it's a beautiful image.

254 NelsFree  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:58:50pm

re: #249 opnion

Genuis! Want to split the financing?


You can get startup Sharia financing in Qatar.

255 tackle  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:59:22pm

re: #251 itellu3times

I didn't catch them - what'd he say?

256 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:59:22pm

re: #236 So?

correction

f you're going to date 72 virgins, try Maximum Jihad. They can't stand smelly martyrs.

I used to teach middle school--the sixth-grade boys spritzed themselves liberally with something that, now that I think of it, may have been called Maximum Jihad.

I had a kid with asthma in the class. I'm amazed he lived. I actually had to send a couple kids out of class as biohazards.

One culprit told me "That's what a real man smells like."

I told him that most certainly was NOT what a real man smelled like. Quoth the sixth grader to his thirty-two year old teacher: "How would you know?"

257 debutaunt  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:59:25pm

re: #85 Nevergiveup

Listen over the years it has been shown beyond any doubt I can't spell. Sheesh, what are you my mother?
/

You spelled 'mettle' perfectly. Didja mean meddle, son?

258 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:59:31pm

re: #207 pingjockey

Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

At Fox News 'bout 15 minutes ago... can't find link...

259 NelsFree  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 3:59:32pm

re: #250 witness

accept except it has no sleeves


PIYF

260 FightingBack  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:01pm

re: #244 So?

he said something today, but i didn't read the article

On FNC about 5 minutes ago. Said the usual smart stuff. Forget the propaganda that you are hearing tonight. Israel is the real deal. (Paraphrased.)

261 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:12pm

re: #259 NelsFree

I hate thinking (required for spelling)

262 buzzdroid  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:14pm

email yer support for the IDF here

[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]


israeli english language newstalk station...
they have a live stream.

263 tackle  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:16pm

re: #255 tackle

nevermind - looked it up myself. I can be so lazy :)

264 DEZes  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:17pm

Don't forget to try Maximum Jihad in a can.

265 opnion  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:22pm

re: #248 mean Gene

Yeah and if that lady were to actually pick up that expandable leather handbag after she packs all that junk in it she'd have to be a weightlifter!
Think if all that storage space were used for jihad!

Hmm, Fatima , just try this vest on & ignore the canisters.

266 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:27pm

State Dept: US working for Mideast cease-fire

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

But since the building is locked and nobody can find the key, it might have to wait till next week?

267 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:35pm

I can see obambi and emanuel running in circles, waving their hands and crying 'woe is me". Welcome to the real big boy world.

268 kingkenrod  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:00:38pm

I'll calling for Maximum R&B.

269 whiterasta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:01:03pm

I get the feeling Obama is sitting in a corner, chain smoking and thinking, "be careful what you wish for...."

270 NelsFree  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:01:05pm

Well, off to watch "Mama Mia" on DVD. G'nite, all!

271 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:01:12pm

What kind of idiots wrote the headline at MSNBC?

Fighting erupts as Israel enters Gaza. What exactly was the kassam attacks on Israel and Israel's airstrikes against the terrorists? Chopped liver? minimum fighting?

Jeez.

Of course, the media will continue to throw its weight behind the terrorists. The UN does. So has Spain. I guess the Spanish government thinks that the Islamists will destroy them last by standing with Hamas.

And Israel will essentially be fighting this war alone - and hope that the US remains behind them.

272 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:01:15pm

re: #257 debutaunt

You spelled 'mettle' perfectly. Didja mean meddle, son?

That is the problem with spell check? It can't read my mind.

273 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:01:19pm

re: #242 FightingBack

Meanwhile, at LGF, they told me to send Pizza. So I did.

You not only get a place in the world to come, but there will be pizza for you there. Hot.

;)

274 Last Mohican  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:01:27pm

re: #169 NelsFree

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.
What is this guy abbreviating? Discuss.

Apostrophe, you mean. I think he probably added it to the beginning of his name when he decided to stop pussyfooting around and take it up a notch, to maximum jihad. You know how sometimes all the guys on a football team will get mohawks, in preparation for a really important game? Maybe the apostrophe is kind of like the mohawk of Punctuational Jihad.

275 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:01:42pm

re: #212 Guanxi88

They use anti-perspirant?

The 72 virgins have been holding protests.

276 Bubblehead II  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:02:04pm

re: #143 SanFranciscoZionist

Because Fataw has the same goals as Hamas, but has been smart enough not to bite into the apple Iran has put before them. They will wait, build their strength and then strike when Israel least expects it.

277 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:02:17pm

re: #255 tackle

I didn't catch them - what'd he say?

A couple of things, I forget which were Bush, which Rice, which some other spokesdroid. Along the lines of Israel must defend itself, and the US will not call for another cease-fire that is constantly violated from one side, etc. Here's some in his weekly address.

278 opnion  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:02:29pm

re: #250 witness

accept it has no sleeves


That's the genuis of it, you sew in sleeves like a Shamwow.
It will be a huge hit in the Umma with the young, chic jihadi set.
And the thing only get's worn once, Kaboom!

279 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:02:33pm

re: #254 NelsFree

You can get startup Sharia financing in Qatar.

OT but not really.

Running a business, I occasionally (not often enough, let's be honest) get the chance to set up small little deals between foreigner suppliers and domestic buyers.

So, I find this one guy, and his quality's great, and the workmanship is wonderful, and everything's going along smooth as can be, and I'm all set up to start sourcing through him for one of my stateside contacts, and, in reading through the deal, this SOB writes, as clear as day, that he will not do business with, or transmit or accepts goods to, from or through, "Occupied Palestine."

Needless to say, a deal-killer right there, but for pete's sake, can't these folks just make a buck without dragging religion and politics into it (Guy's in malaysia, for the record)?

280 Bloodnok  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:02:36pm

In the 50's there was Golly Jihad

No one will soon forget Bee-Jihad in the 70's

The 90's brought us Warren Jihad

281 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:02:42pm

re: #245 tackle

Funny, I hadn't noticed how quiet the Obama campaign (well, it still feels like a campaign) has been on this issue. Where's Obama? For that matter, where's Bush? Sitting on the couch, wearing a Snuggie, having a beer and laughing is ass off that he's outta here in three weeks?

Better he should keep his trap shut and let the IDF and IAF do what must be done.

282 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:02:45pm

The Shamwow guy just said "You are going to love my nuts" on a new product commercial... some chopping device...

283 tackle  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:03:02pm

re: #277 itellu3times
Cheers.

284 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:03:26pm

re: #280 Bloodnok

In the 50's there was Golly Jihad

No one will soon forget Bee-Jihad in the 70's

The 90's brought us Warren Jihad

And now, a solo from Kenny Jihad!

285 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:03:43pm

re: #253 Guanxi88

Probably not a beer, but otherwise, it's a beautiful image.

I imagine the whole Bush family--George, Laura, kids, son-in-law, all in Snuggies.

My husband is refusing to let me order Snuggies. He says they make people look like deranged monks. This is true, but they look comfortable.

286 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:03:45pm

re: #278 opnion

"I don't know? Sells itself!"

287 Last Mohican  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:03:54pm

re: #222 Age Of Freedom

You know the vast majority of these protests consist of Muslims and Arabs.
Yes, there are many many useful idiots, but don't let it confuse you that it's the other way around.

Maximum fuck them.

I like it. From now on, that's my official response to the terrorists in Gaza and the "kill the Jews" protesters in Europe, America, and wherever else they may appear: Maximum Fuck You.

288 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:03:57pm
289 FightingBack  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:03:58pm

re: #273 SanFranciscoZionist

What? I think they deliver it on Fridays.

290 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:04:06pm

re: #222 Age Of Freedom

You know the vast majority of these protests consist of Muslims and Arabs.
Yes, there are many many useful idiots, but don't let it confuse you that it's the other way around.

Maximum fuck them.

Whole new meaning for MF (Maximum Fuckum)

291 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:04:21pm

re: #282 Cdat88

The Shamwow guy just said "You are going to love my nuts" on a new product commercial... some chopping device...

Guy looks just like Johnny Knoxville from Jackass.

292 BakaRanger  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:04:30pm

This IS the IDF that I knew.

293 opnion  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:04:39pm

re: #282 Cdat88

The Shamwow guy just said "You are going to love my nuts" on a new product commercial... some chopping device...

The same Vince? Are you serious?

294 Bloodnok  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:04:46pm

re: #284 Wyatt Earp

And now, a solo from Kenny Jihad!

That one's so good I hate you for it.

///

295 FightingBack  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:05:09pm

re: #288 Iron Fist

Spain hasn't be the same since Elizabeth I defeated the Armada. I don't expect that to change.

I just learned that my high school has more Nobel prizes than Spain.

296 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:05:17pm

re: #285 SanFranciscoZionist


My husband is refusing to let me order Snuggies. He says they make people look like deranged monks. This is true, but they look comfortable.

Makes you look like a deranged monk? Hell, that's a selling point right there. Answer the door wearing one of those, and I guaran-damn-tee you that the guy selling gutters will move on to the next house.

297 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:05:19pm

re: #292 BakaRanger

Will there be a counter-offensive from Lebanon?

298 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:05:35pm

re: #294 Bloodnok

That one's so good I hate you for it.

///

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

299 TaeJohnDo  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:05:46pm

re: #243 taxfreekiller

Pay close attention America, the leadership of Israel has led to this,
the giving in, giving in, turning the other cheek, playing nice to thugs,

this is the result, same thing LBJ did with the NVA, and you got Hue and
Tet,,, Obama is much worse, he is on the other side, and will hand it over,

then you will see clear what he and the Democrats are all about.

like that

Yup. We ignore our enemies and downplay their ultimate goals.

300 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:06:04pm

re: #297 witness

Will there be a counter-offensive from Lebanon?

The fact that there has not yet been is - interesting.

301 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:06:07pm

Anybody here have an educated guess about how good the IDFs ground penetrating radar is? You know those hamassholes have gaza riddled like a maze with tunnels and spider holes.

302 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:06:13pm

re: #279 Guanxi88

OT but not really.

Running a business, I occasionally (not often enough, let's be honest) get the chance to set up small little deals between foreigner suppliers and domestic buyers.

So, I find this one guy, and his quality's great, and the workmanship is wonderful, and everything's going along smooth as can be, and I'm all set up to start sourcing through him for one of my stateside contacts, and, in reading through the deal, this SOB writes, as clear as day, that he will not do business with, or transmit or accepts goods to, from or through, "Occupied Palestine."

Needless to say, a deal-killer right there, but for pete's sake, can't these folks just make a buck without dragging religion and politics into it (Guy's in malaysia, for the record)?

I would have been tempted to say, "Fine! there's no such place," but I suppose that would lead to bigger headaches.

303 Macker  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:06:13pm

re: #150 eon

Zapatero...a self-hating Jew?

304 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:06:14pm

I hope Mike Tobin is getting fed? Does the Israeli Army have their version of MREs or does emma just bring food down to the boys?
/

305 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:06:45pm

re: #300 itellu3times

They're betting Dear Leader and Billary will put a stop to it.

306 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:06:48pm

re: #301 pingjockey

Anybody here have an educated guess about how good the IDFs ground penetrating radar is? You know those hamassholes have gaza riddled like a maze with tunnels and spider holes.

How good is ours?

307 opnion  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:07:01pm

re: #286 witness

"I don't know? Sells itself!"

It will be a sensation. Can't you see a Muslim wedding with bride & bridesmiads all in burquawows? Very stylish.

308 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:07:05pm

re: #301 pingjockey

Anybody here have an educated guess about how good the IDFs ground penetrating radar is? You know those hamassholes have gaza riddled like a maze with tunnels and spider holes.

How good does it have to be? When in doubt, blow a satchel charge.

309 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:07:15pm

Something else to keep in mind - the terrorists in Hamas started relying on kassams because the security fence and checkpoints made suicide bombings pretty difficult, if not impossible to carry out. So, they've gone to the next best thing for them - firing off kassams, which enables the terrorists to carry out multiple attacks in the hopes of killing Israelis - that is before Israel kills those behind the rocket attacks and takes out the launchers.

Still, some of the terrorists may try out those suicide vests in the hopes of killing Israeli soldiers as they advance into Gaza. Some may succeed in killing Israeli soldiers with their suicidal rage.

310 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:07:23pm

The mainstream media = Maximum Jihad

311 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:07:30pm

re: #289 FightingBack

What? I think they deliver it on Fridays.

I mean, you will be rewarded with pizza in heaven. Good for you!

312 Killian Bundy  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:07:33pm

re: #89 Age Of Freedom

What does Maximum Jihad mean, really?

/ask the survivors of the 8th Air Force

313 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:07:42pm

re: #305 witness

They're betting Dear Leader and Billary will put a stop to it.

Mebbe, but that's weeks away.

314 6pat6  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:07:48pm

re: #13 opinionated

I love girls in burkhas which is why I subscribe to Maxim Jihad.

Now, that's some funny shit!

315 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:08:01pm

The UN resolution was sponsored by Libya. Any guess as to what it says?
That be a rhetorical question folks.

316 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:08:04pm

re: #307 opnion

It will be a sensation. Can't you see a Muslim wedding with bride & bridesmiads all in burquawows? Very stylish.

LOL!

317 Bubblehead II  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:08:30pm

re: #198 MandyManners

How about one of your favorites. GO PISS UP A ROPE!

318 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:08:30pm

re: #307 opnion

They would only buy it if it had a 10 after-life warranty.

319 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:08:34pm

re: #302 goddessoftheclassroom

I would have been tempted to say, "Fine! there's no such place," but I suppose that would lead to bigger headaches.

See, that's what I thought at the time. And I'm not eager to sign my name on anything with the words "Occupied Palestine" anywhere on it.

Seriously, though, I ask the guy: "What is this, some government thing?" No, he says, just him doing his bit.

320 BBev  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:08:35pm

re: #305 witness

They're betting Dear Leader and Billary will put a stop to it.

Ya well that will depend on what way the wind is blowing at the time!

321 TaeJohnDo  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:08:35pm

re: #282 Cdat88

The Shamwow guy just said "You are going to love my nuts" on a new product commercial... some chopping device...

My love of mine is why I keep them away from chopping devices!

322 6pat6  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:08:37pm

re: #24 Sharmuta

Maximum Jihad- now with 100% more "Ululululululululul!"

You guys are killin' me! LOL!

323 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:02pm

Where Were You?

Where were you 63 years ago when the Jews of Warsaw rallied around Mordicai Anielewicz and organized a last stand with a few stolen hand grenades and pistols? You were silent or cheering for the Red Army even though Stalin's embrace of Hitler precipitated the war. If you were like most Palestinians and Arabs, you prayed for Hitler's victory, cheered the Mufti of Jerusalem on when he called for Hitler not to spare the children and raised a Muslim division of the Waffen SS.

Where were you in 2002 when a suicide bomber a day was blowing up Israelis? You were writing letters to the Guardian saying force would not stop the bombing, only giving over our security to Arafat would. Then Sharon sent in the guns, you called Jenin a war crime, never corrected that lie and never admitted that putting up a fence stopped 99%+ of the suicide attacks. Force worked.

Where were you when a rocket a day was being shot over Israel's recognized border by a terror group whose charter explicitly calls for the finishing Hitler's work?

And where were you when thousands of rockets a day with specially adapted ball bearing warheads exploded in the cities of Israel in 2006? Oh how you decried Israel's "war crimes." Hezbollah paraded old ambulances and a few liars and you ate it up right along with the staged pictures of people playing dead while Hezbollah operatives paraded with dead children (another war real crime about which you are silent) and then never remarked how less than 1% of Israel's sorties resulted in civilian casualties. That you could never do, admit Israel minimizes casualties and fights war humanely nor do you ever display pictures of Hezbollah doing the Hitler salute.

Where were you when Hamas destroyed Palestinian democracy and threw Fatah officials from the tops of tall buildings with their hands tied behind their backs? Silent.

Where were you when Hamas broadcast calls to annihilate Israel and children's programs with a genocidal blood libeling mouse? Silent.

Where were you when Samir Kuntar was released for a few mutilated bodies? Being silent about Kuntar's murders, and prisoners Gilad Shalit and Ron Arad (imprisoned now 26 years!)

And just where were you when al Jazeerah, held a birthday party, (a birthday party!) for this same man who broke open the skull of a four year old with his bare hands? Somehow you stay silent. You do focus on defending the Mohamed al Dura blood libel against all challenges to its veracity. You say you just oppose Zionism but the only way you seem to oppose it is in ways that Jews die.

And where were you when a Hamas Jihadi shot his way into a school and gunned down seven teenagers? Writing letters decrying the fact the soldier who stopped the gunman didn't arrest him but shot him dead; you wanted another Kuntar to free later.

Where were you when Hamas fired rockets (or had their plausibly deniable proxies) into Sderot for the last four years?

It does not matter where you are, you are morally blind to the point it does not matter. In your blindness, you are so indifferent to Jewish existence, we must to do what Anielewicz taught us: fight, or you will surely kill us all. Since that is your morality, we must follow ours. The moral code that has gotten us through 3600 years and is the basis for all modern legal systems. We will do what it takes for us to survive. We hear your slander with your accusations of genocide- well try this number: 99% of all Gaza Palestinians will survive this war. And we will remind when you accuse us of mimicking Hitler's crimes, that 80% of Europe's Jews, in no small part to your silent complicity, perished under Hitler.

You are where you have always been; doing what you always do. You aren't sorry when a Jew dies. We can't change what you have in your heart but we can choose what we have in our hands: unlike 1943's all but defenseless heroes, we have guns and know how to use them. The Jews have guns! And we know where your heart is and what we must do if we want to live.

Believe in the Victory!

324 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:06pm

re: #24 Sharmuta

Maximum Jihad- now with 100% more "Ululululululululul!"

I's just not for breakfast anymore...


Same crap new box...

325 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:09pm

re: #245 tackle

Funny, I hadn't noticed how quiet the Obama campaign (well, it still feels like a campaign) has been on this issue. Where's Obama? For that matter, where's Bush? Sitting on the couch, wearing a Snuggie, having a beer and laughing is ass off that he's outta here in three weeks?

Our soon-to-be-anointed-and-crowned Messiah-King has taken a very uncharacteristic stance in not sticking His nose in before 20 January. Once He realized His image might get tarnished He announced publicly that (paraphrase) "there can be only one President".

Bush may be doing things behind the scenes, but I honestly don't expect the FMSM to ever give the man a break, ever, now that they have their G-d about to ascend His Holy Throne.

326 whiterasta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:14pm

re: #301 pingjockey

Well the Americans have detected water and ice on the moon and Mars with it.

I'd guess it's pretty good.

327 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:17pm

re: #306 Nevergiveup
I don't know. Was Navy, not Army. I really hope the IDF can find most of the weapons caches.

328 solomonpanting  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:18pm

Bodies of Hamas leader's children paraded as group promises 'painful' revenge for their deaths

One thing about Hamas, they certainly get maximum use from their children. The mere existence of youngsters there is child abuse.

329 Killian Bundy  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:20pm

re: #312 Killian Bundy

/ask the survivors of the 8th Air Force

330 Dr. Shalit  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:23pm

Re: The Call to Jihad

Step Right Up - the Line to the Paradise Express forms on the Right - Except for Imams.

-S-

331 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:32pm

re: #257 debutaunt

re: #85 Nevergiveup
Listen over the years it has been shown beyond any doubt I can't spell. Sheesh, what are you my mother?
/

You spelled 'mettle' perfectly. Didja mean meddle, son?

Perfect!

- Aunt Lee

332 Steve  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:34pm

donations of blood and money

That is an interesting quote. Give the muslim brotherhood your money and then go bleed to death.

333 opnion  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:41pm

re: #318 witness

They would only buy it if it had a 10 after-life warranty.

No problem, that will just be included. After one use, who will be around for a refund?

334 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:44pm

re: #313 itellu3times

UN slut proxy first to soften up, then Billary landing.

335 FightingBack  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:44pm

re: #311 SanFranciscoZionist

I mean, you will be rewarded with pizza in heaven. Good for you!


Thank you! It's nothing, considering what they are doing for the world.

336 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:09:50pm

re: #301 pingjockey

I'm thinking that ground penetrating radar is one thing, but humint is probably guiding them as well. Hamas is trying to kill Fatah thugs/collaborators, who may be guiding Israel's tactical choices on the ground. They probably have both in abundance.

337 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:10:24pm

re: #324 Dustyvet

I's just not for breakfast anymore...


Same crap new box...

Get a free IED with two box tops!

338 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:10:35pm

re: #328 solomonpanting

Bodies of Hamas leader's children paraded as group promises 'painful' revenge for their deaths

One thing about Hamas, they certainly get maximum use from their children. The mere existence of youngsters there is child abuse.

True, very true.

339 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:10:42pm
340 Vicious Babushka  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:10:56pm

re: #132 Age Of Freedom

What's the middle name for Maximum Jihad?

Hussein?

Dirka Dirka.

341 witness  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:10:56pm

re: #333 opnion

I'll only produce then with pig skins

342 Viper1  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:11:13pm

must.... have..... video coverage.... of max/jihad being put down....

343 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:11:29pm

re: #334 witness

UN slut proxy first to soften up, then Billary landing.

Well, at least the true colors will fly right away.

344 FQ Kafir  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:11:46pm

re: #293 opnion

The same Vince? Are you serious?

Check out the long version.

345 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:11:46pm

re: #326 whiterasta
Hmmm. Forgot about that little thing!
Who the hell is mustapha bergouti(sp)? and why is he breathing my air?

346 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:11:48pm

re: #309 lawhawk

Something else to keep in mind - the terrorists in Hamas started relying on kassams because the security fence and checkpoints made suicide bombings pretty difficult, if not impossible to carry out. So, they've gone to the next best thing for them - firing off kassams, which enables the terrorists to carry out multiple attacks in the hopes of killing Israelis - that is before Israel kills those behind the rocket attacks and takes out the launchers.

Still, some of the terrorists may try out those suicide vests in the hopes of killing Israeli soldiers as they advance into Gaza. Some may succeed in killing Israeli soldiers with their suicidal rage.

The stockpiles they have accumulated during the "peace lull" is incredible but no comment from the media or politicians on that count.

347 Charles Johnson  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:12:16pm
348 sphincter  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:12:44pm

Maximum Jihad? Is there a minimum, or even a medium jihad?

349 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:12:51pm

re: #323 Ayatollah Ghilmeini

A zillion updings. That is in my favorites.

350 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:03pm

re: #336 lawhawk
Fatah thugs dead, Hamas thugs dead, weapons caches blown up. Sounds good.

351 Timbre  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:12pm

re: #328 solomonpanting

But only a small handful are extremists...

/

352 buzzdroid  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:13pm

some celeb in london has said that we should start boycotting israeli goods..


ok so.

lets start with

mobile phones
searching via google
intel chips

keep going moonbats .... more please...

353 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:15pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

More worship from the Cult of Death.

354 eon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:22pm

re: #267 pingjockey

I can see obambi and emanuel running in circles, waving their hands and crying 'woe is me". Welcome to the real big boy world.

Since he can't vote "present" on things now, I expect that about the time we're in a SHTF situation, The Exalted One will make a big statement (written by somebody else) saying absolutely nothing- and will thereafter be found in the closet opening onto the little hallway off the Oval Office, where Bill met Monica so often.

Except that The Exalted One will be curled up on the floor, whimpering and sucking his thumb.

Which means that command decisions will be made by the troika of Joe "Let Me Tell You" Biden, Nancy "I'm Trying To Save The Planet!" Pelosi... and Hillary.

TweedleDum, TweedleDumber, and TweedleStupid. ( I leave you to figure out which is which.)

On the (sort of) plus side, the results of their "brilliant" decisions will probably be so catastrophic that even their own party won't protest when the lot of them are impeached and removed from office on grounds of criminal negligence. Instead, the DNC & Co. will throw them under the bus to save their own a$$es.

Remember, folks, you heard it here first.

cheers

eon

355 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:25pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

Simply using them as props for the Western media - and they take it, hook, line, and sinker.

356 Militant-Infidel  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:27pm

re: #207 pingjockey

Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

I had just previously googled the "Stach" to find his take on this.

[Link: www.presstv.ir...]

MI

357 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:43pm

re: #348 sphincter

Maximum Jihad? Is there a minimum, or even a medium jihad?

All your jihad belong to us.
/oldie but goodie

358 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:46pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

There's a special place in Hell (I hope) for the beasts who use their children as shields when they're alive and propaganda when they're dead.

359 FightingBack  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:13:47pm

re: #347 Charles

Where's the picture of the kid he willfully sent to be a suicide bomber? And his victims?

360 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:14:06pm

re: #345 pingjockey

Hmmm. Forgot about that little thing!
Who the hell is mustapha bergouti(sp)? and why is he breathing my air?

Mandy says he is the cousin of the Berghouti the Israelis have in jail for murder. Nice family ha?

361 debutaunt  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:14:06pm

re: #206 Guanxi88

But dead men don't wear plaid

Steve Martin! Steve Martin!

362 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:14:31pm

re: #361 debutaunt

Steve Martin! Steve Martin!

We have a winner!

363 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:22pm

RoP in the UK...
Gaza Protest at Israeli Embassy in London

364 6pat6  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:26pm

NOW! In stores - Maximum Jihad!

Get yours today - with 100% more KABOOM!

Turns everything red! Neighbors annoying you? Burkha too tight? Having a bad day at suicide bomber school? Try Maximum Jihad today!

365 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:29pm

re: #354 eon
These people, obambi and his crew have the potential to take over 1st place from Jimmah as the all time worst administration evah!

366 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:43pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

That's the media for you. Over the next few days the newspapers, websites and TV will be inundated with 100s of similar images, especially the screetching mamas.

367 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:44pm

re: #293 opnion

re: #282 Cdat88
The Shamwow guy just said "You are going to love my nuts" on a new product commercial... some chopping device...

The same Vince? Are you serious?

CHARLES... we need "+" and "-" and "arrrgggghhhhhh" buttons!

368 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:45pm
369 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:46pm

re: #344 FQ Kafir

Check out the long version.


That's the Pampered Chef chopper with a different label!
(and, it's actually worth $20.00)

370 Blazer in RIC  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:53pm

re: #347 Charles

Yep, gotta wrap dem babies up in a jihad bandanna before ya' bury em'. Nonetheless a heart wrenching shame, but what needs to be done needs to done.

371 whiterasta  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:15:59pm

re: #347 Charles

Sorry about the children

Don't hide behind women and children.

Sometimes you have to do what you have to do.

372 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:16:14pm

re: #367 LeePro

CHARLES... we need "+" and "-" and "arrrgggghhhhhh" buttons!

For Talk Like a Pirate Day.

373 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:16:20pm

re: #368 ploome hineni

would you sleep with him for any money?

lol

I know I wouldn't! ;)

374 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:16:20pm

re: #358 Guanxi88

There's a special place in Hell (I hope) for the beasts who use their children as shields when they're alive and propaganda when they're dead.

Damn it. The IAF told them they were coming. Why the hell didn't they leave the building?

375 Bob Dillon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:16:27pm

re: #267 pingjockey

I can see obambi and emanuel running in circles, waving their hands and crying 'woe is me". Welcome to the real big boy world.

No matter what course of action Zero takes - he will be damned if he does or doesn't.

Nice start.

376 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:16:49pm

re: #356 Militant-Infidel
Thank you. Boltons' 'stache could single handedly make all the donks cower in fear.

377 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:17:11pm

re: #374 SanFranciscoZionist

Damn it. The IAF told them they were coming. Why the hell didn't they leave the building?

Because they wanted this to happen - or something similar - to get sympathy from the media.

378 TaeJohnDo  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:17:11pm

re: #328 solomonpanting

Bodies of Hamas leader's children paraded as group promises 'painful' revenge for their deaths

One thing about Hamas, they certainly get maximum use from their children. The mere existence of youngsters there is child abuse.

From my post 1159 in the last thread:

"...So many times we see the sanitized film of terror victims but so many more times we see the unedited consequences of an Allied counter attack. Because of this, so many people think only the victims of our response suffer and so, we must be at fault."

379 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:17:19pm

re: #366 So?

That's the media for you. Over the next few days the newspapers, websites and TV will be inundated with 100s of similar images, especially the screetching mamas.

Where are the grieving families of Israeli victims displayed by the FMSM?

380 sneezey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:17:24pm

Surely he meant inner self-struggle...

381 ryannon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:17:32pm

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?


He's an insignificant little French prick suffering from a height problem, married to a very beautiful ex-model as neurotic as he is. Neither of them have any real class or substance - simply the veneer of an education, and on both sides, an immoderate lust for power and position as the compensation for both real and perceived shortcomings.

/psychiatric help: 5 cts.

382 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:17:35pm

re: #360 Nevergiveup
Really nice tree. Someone needs to take a chainsaw to it.

383 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:17:48pm

You voted for Hamas, you love death, so why so sad?

Learn from us in the west.

Learn peace.


Or, y'know, more sad for you.

384 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:18:04pm

Speaking of Maximum Jihad...

385 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:18:25pm

re: #379 FurryOldGuyJeans

Where are the grieving families of Israeli victims displayed by the FMSM?


EXACTLY!

386 eon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:18:47pm

re: #365 pingjockey

These people, obambi and his crew have the potential to take over 1st place from Jimmah as the all time worst administration evah!

Well, Jimmy-Earl is The One's idol, after all. And who doesn't want to measure up to their idol?

/I've long suspected Hillary idolizes Madame Mao.

cheers

eon

387 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:18:49pm

re: #377 Wyatt Earp

Because they wanted this to happen - or something similar - to get sympathy from the media.

You're right, but....screeeeaaaaaaaaam!

388 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:18:59pm

re: #374 SanFranciscoZionist

Damn it. The IAF told them they were coming. Why the hell didn't they leave the building?

Because if they did, then Daddy'd miss the chance for a photo-op later. See, when you get right down to it, if strapping a bomb on a kid and sending him to his certain death in order to kill a civilian is ok (and these folks think it is) then having a toddler at a target is a perfectly acceptable form of air-defense or, failing that, a psychological weapon.

Win-win for them.

389 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:19:03pm
390 Gumby  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:19:04pm

What have you guys got against snuggies? I have a couple and think they are great! Matter of fact, I'm thinking about getting some shamwows for the dog grooming bidness too....

So there~~

391 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:19:21pm

re: #386 eon
Gaaaaah!

392 buzzdroid  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:19:26pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

agree with you charles.

we should NOT go down that route.

393 notutopia  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:19:28pm

Ghouls all of one family with
4 wives
11 children

394 Steve  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:19:35pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

No offense but I want proof that they are the children of Hamas senior leader Nizar Rayan. These people are known for lying.

395 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:19:45pm

re: #387 SanFranciscoZionist

You're right, but....screeeeaaaaaaaaam!

I know. I don't like it, but there it is. These people are monsters.

396 Timbre  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:20:18pm

Jimax Hadimum.

/ just needed to see it in print...

397 So?  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:20:48pm

re: #396 Timbre

Jimax Hadimum.

/ just needed to see it in print...

Soon the theatre will be full.

398 6pat6  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:20:59pm

re: #374 SanFranciscoZionist

Damn it. The IAF told them they were coming. Why the hell didn't they leave the building?

Hamas, and all of the rest of those like-minded bastards, have NO problem putting their own in harms's way, for whatever reason they see fit. Kill a few kids? No sweat for Hamas - Israeli kids OR Hamas kids. A body is a body.

399 debutaunt  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:21:27pm

re: #285 SanFranciscoZionist

I imagine the whole Bush family--George, Laura, kids, son-in-law, all in Snuggies.

My husband is refusing to let me order Snuggies. He says they make people look like deranged monks. This is true, but they look comfortable.

Open in the back! You'll freeze yer back off!

400 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:21:34pm

Diplomats: Security Council won't pass Gaza resolution at this time

On a more important note, anybody see the mate for my blue socks?

401 eon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:21:51pm

Well, I'm off for tonight. Early morning tomorrow.

Good night, Lizards.

Sleep tight.

cheers

eon

402 dmandman  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:21:56pm

re: #354 eon

I don't know about that. We may see the first President resign in history for "health" reasons as a result. The remaining leadership will have no guiding force other than their own personal agendas and then no amount of camouflage will hide the Democrat Parties policy problems as the in-fighting will rip the Democratic Party into little pieces. Each special interest group will fight to the death to have it's own agenda rule supreme. Leaving no one standing whole.

403 SueG  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:22:07pm

Not only the Muslim Brotherhood is doing so:

(Dutch parliament member Harry van Bommel (Socialist Party) calls for intifada against Israel during anti-Israel / pro Gaza, pro Hamas, pro Hezbollah demonstration in Amsterdam.
January 3rd, 2008 )

404 Blazer in RIC  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:22:08pm

re: #384 So?

Looks like terrorism is afraid terrorism-lite may exploit this situation. No doubt they are to maximum effect.

405 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:22:19pm
406 6pat6  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:22:36pm

re: #379 FurryOldGuyJeans

Where are the grieving families of Israeli victims displayed by the FMSM?

Because that is not news in the Western media. Israelis killed? MSM says "Who cares?" Some Hamas fuck gets it - the world is coming to an end! Stop Israel! I hate these fucktards!

407 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:22:36pm

re: #400 Nevergiveup

Diplomats: Security Council won't pass Gaza resolution at this time

On a more important note, anybody see the mate for my blue socks?

It is in the rings of Saturn, where all missing laundry and airline luggage goes to die. Or hide. Or disappear.

408 Timbre  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:22:49pm

re: #400 Nevergiveup

Wouldn't that give you three blue socks?

409 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:23:06pm

re: #378 TaeJohnDo

Who does this? Who uses dead children in such a manner? I am just sick.

410 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:23:22pm

re: #409 ArmyWife

Who does this? Who uses dead children in such a manner? I am just sick.

Scumbag terrorist animals.

411 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:23:49pm

Seeing all the IDF/IAF blasting these animals reminds me of a line in a Tom Clancy book "you ever seen a Baptist preacher calling down the wrath of God? Beats the hell out of the Super bowl, boy." That is what Hamas and Fatah have called down on themselves. Tough shit.

412 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:23:56pm

re: #408 Timbre

Wouldn't that give you three blue socks?

Well on a cold day I put the third on my.....ah never mind.

413 AuntAcid  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:24:00pm

"Maximum Jihad"
It's not your father's jihad.

414 6pat6  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:24:26pm

re: #409 ArmyWife

Terrorists. Hamas. Hiz'bollah. Life means zip.

415 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:25:08pm

"Maximum Jihad" should result in "Maximum Response" from the IDF. Turn it up a notch or twelve.

416 Clubsec  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:25:26pm

Go ahead IAF, pickle off the Paveways ... we'll make more.

417 Joan  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:25:34pm

re: #147 Last Mohican

Indeed. Just in case anyone has forgotten, Aznar, the incumbent and an opponent of Islamic terrorism, was coasting to a sure victory, until Al Qaeda bombed a bunch of trains in Madrid, three days before the elections. The pathetic, puking little cowards of Spain panicked and voted in the socialist workers party instead.

So now we have the Spanish prime minister wearing a terrorist outfit, and expressing his sympathy for Hitler and the Palestinians.

And, in the U.S., puking little ingrate cowards are ticked off that Obama isn't surrendering fast enough.

418 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:25:43pm

re: #405 Iron Fist

They're only sad that the kid didn't get to kill any Jews before he/she was perished. I think that means the kid misses out on the great groupsex in "Heaven".

You bring up another good point.
Who is in charge in Islam?
In Catholic saintings there are strict patterns that must be followed.
But I heard some Muslim I had never heard of before in my life declare rather authoritatively that any Gazans killed would be a martyr in ''paradise.''
Can any Muslim simply say such a thing and have the rabble believe it?

419 nyc redneck  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:25:49pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

that is pure evil. the only reason to not have those dead children's faces covered is to use them for propaganda. they have no respect for life.
looking at that photo, i see what they mean when they say they love death.
anyone's.

420 Steve  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:26:01pm

re: #400 Nevergiveup

On a more important note, anybody see the mate for my blue socks?

Sounds like a title for a porn movie:D

snicker, snicker

421 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:26:16pm

CNN showing the palis massing on the Egypt border, trying to get the hell out of Dodge.

422 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:26:18pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

"Rayan was killed with fifteen others from his family, eleven children and four wives yesterday when Israeli missiles hit his four-storey house."

Omitted: ...after they were warned in advance!

423 wrenchwench  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:26:22pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

Same photographer as the Santa Card. (Last two photos.)

424 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:26:25pm

CNN is reporting that wounded Palestinians are seeking medical treatment i9n Egypt? Hum? Have they ever looked at a map and seen how far it is from Gaza to Cairo?

425 Vicious Babushka  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:26:29pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

Angels.

426 notutopia  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:26:49pm

Ghouls

427 Blazer in RIC  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:27:44pm

re: #409 ArmyWife

They strap fake suicide bomb belts on their children and then parade them through the streets in full jihadi dress and we're supposed to shed tears that an IDF bomb took em' out before they got old enough to depress a detonation trigger?

These people have no sense of irony whatsoever.

428 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:28:32pm

re: #349 Pvt Bin Jammin

A zillion updings. That is in my favorites.

Me, too!

{PBJ}

429 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:28:40pm
430 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:29:09pm

Well Atlanta is only down by 6 with 4 minutes to go. Cardinals have the ball on their own 35

431 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:29:20pm

All the same, I hate that kids should be hurt. Makes me hate the Pali leadership for putting their kids out there like that, and makes me admire the Israelis for being so careful and solicitous about the lives even of their enemies.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Purity of Arms.

432 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:29:25pm
433 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:29:50pm

re: #428 LeePro

Me, too!

{PBJ}

How are you doing, {LeePro}? Good to see you.

434 Honorary Yooper  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:30:23pm

"Maximum Jihad"....
is that anything like "Maximum Overdrive"?
/

435 TaeJohnDo  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:30:36pm

re: #430 Nevergiveup

Well Atlanta is only down by 6 with 4 minutes to go. Cardinals have the ball on their own 35

So, let's hope Arizona gets another score and runs out a lot of time, right?

(Posted while wearing my Cardinal Warner Jersey.)

436 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:30:38pm

02:17 UN chief telephones Olmert, expresses disappointment over Gaza ground op (Haaretz)

Who gave him the number?

437 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:31:31pm

Nizar Rayan in uniform.

A leader of Hamas in Uniform. That makes him part of Command and Control for Hamas.

That makes him a legitimate target. It's not an assassination, not murder. He is a military target and his loss degrades Hamas command structure.

He choose to hang out with family during an active conflict. He Nizar put his family at risk by being present in that house.

438 Amy  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:31:38pm

re: #374 SanFranciscoZionist

Damn it. The IAF told them they were coming. Why the hell didn't they leave the building?

Big Daddy wouldn't let them. He kept them with him and defied the IAF to come get him. Well, the came and got him. What happened to his family is entirely his responsibility.

439 Blazer in RIC  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:31:41pm

re: #431 Guanxi88


The difference is, your hate is directed at the animals directly responsible for the atrocities unlike alot on the left and members of the MSM.

440 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:31:41pm

re: #436 Nevergiveup

02:17 UN chief telephones Olmert, expresses disappointment over Gaza ground op (Haaretz)

Who gave him the number?

Olmert needs caller ID - so he can let the damned phone ring and ring.

441 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:31:57pm

re: #435 TaeJohnDo

So, let's hope Arizona gets another score and runs out a lot of time, right?

(Posted while wearing my Cardinal Warner Jersey.)

Well I'm rooting for Atlanta but now Arizona is on Atlanta's side of the field and driving

442 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:31:58pm

re: #435 TaeJohnDo

So, let's hope Arizona gets another score and runs out a lot of time, right?

(Posted while wearing my Cardinal Warner Jersey.)

You may get your wish ... 2:20 to go, previous big play by Arizona.

443 Muadib  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:32:02pm

God Speed Israel. Give the hamas bastards Maximum Hell.

444 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:32:36pm

re: #437 jcm
Facts, facts! The msm don't need no steenking facts!

445 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:32:41pm

re: #372 Wyatt Earp

For Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Heh.
OK, can we have a "groan" button?

;)

446 Steve  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:32:43pm

Did someone say overdrive

447 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:32:44pm

re: #440 Wyatt Earp

Olmert needs caller ID - so he can let the damned phone ring and ring.

Yeah, then he could also tell when the prosecutor is calling?

448 DEZes  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:33:33pm

I raise a toast to Israel, any body wanna join me?

449 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:33:33pm

Hey y'all - just have a short break before dinner and mom is watching Fox so I thought I'd come out here and find out whats really going on in Gaza!
So what's the latest information?

450 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:33:35pm

re: #439 Blazer in RIC

The difference is, your hate is directed at the animals directly responsible for the atrocities unlike alot on the left and members of the MSM.

See, this is something me and the missus have argued about.

"You shouldn't hate," she says.

"No, you need to hate, but the right things and for the right reasons. The L-ord hates, and we are in His image and likeness. Righteous hatred is permitted, and may even be required of us."

451 Honorary Yooper  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:33:42pm

re: #446 Steve

Did someone say overdrive

Yep. Israel needs to be left alone to Take Care of Business, and kick some Hamasshole ass.

452 TaeJohnDo  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:33:43pm

re: #441 Nevergiveup

Well I'm rooting for Atlanta but now Arizona is on Atlanta's side of the field and driving

I know. ';0)

And with that last play in the backfield you still have hope.

Regardless of the outcome, good game.

453 6pat6  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:33:47pm

re: #444 pingjockey

Facts, facts! The msm don't need no steenking facts!

Facts confuse the MSM, they confuse easily, it's too confusing, it confuses them...

454 docremulac  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:33:48pm

Hey Paleostinians, I've got an idea! How about going out and getting a job instead of blaming all your problems on Jews?

You suck as soldiers so why not try your hand at supporting yourselves by getting careers?

I know studying and working hard isn't as fun as running around in the streets, screaming like maniacs and burning Israeli and American flags drawn in crayon that look like they were made by retarded monkeys but there's a better future in it.

And no, declaring war on the Jews then getting your asses kicked on a regular basis is not a career.

455 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:34:16pm

re: #448 DEZes

I raise a toast to Israel, any body wanna join me?

Count me in.

456 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:34:23pm

re: #454 docremulac

Hey Paleostinians, I've got an idea! How about going out and getting a job instead of blaming all your problems on Jews?

And no, declaring war on the Jews then getting your asses kicked on a regular basis is not a career.

I don't know. The MESA folks seem to have made a good living at it.

457 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:34:37pm

re: #410 Wyatt Earp

Scumbag terrorist animals.

Wyatt,could you email me regarding something I have on my book shelf, that I think you might enjoy, and I would like to send you., regarding the Earps and Tombstone.

458 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:34:47pm

I swear to God if I had some pig blood I'd throw it all over those protestors in Manhattan.

459 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:34:59pm

re: #452 TaeJohnDo

I know. ';0)

And with that last play in the backfield you still have hope.

Regardless of the outcome, good game.

Big play down the middle by the Cards. I'm rooting for them. My third son's godfather lives in Tucson.

460 freedombilly  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:35:07pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

Just f-ing sick.

461 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:35:11pm

re: #458 pingjockey

I swear to God if I had some pig blood I'd throw it all over those protestors in Manhattan.

If you had some pig's blood handy like that, I'd be a little concerned.

462 Honorary Yooper  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:35:16pm

re: #410 Wyatt Earp

Scumbag terrorist animals.

They're an insult to both animals and scumbags.

463 EuskalHerria  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:35:16pm

Kaixo!

Is everyone aware that tonight at 9 P.M. Eastern Time Fox News will have an interview with a former Hamas member, whose father was one of that evil organization's founders? He was imprisoned by the Israelis and while in prison witnessed torture and and violent acts committed on Hamas members by other Hamas guys. He became disillusioned and disgusted and converted to Christianity, so his life is definitely in danger because he is a Murtad, or apostate from Islam. He has such courage; I imagine members of his family would like to perform an "honor" killing on him.

Agur!

464 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:36:19pm

re: #463 EuskalHerria

Kaixo!

Is everyone aware that tonight at 9 P.M. Eastern Time Fox News will have an interview with a former Hamas member, whose father was one of that evil organization's founders? He was imprisoned by the Israelis and while in prison witnessed torture and and violent acts committed on Hamas members by other Hamas guys. He became disillusioned and disgusted and converted to Christianity, so his life is definitely in danger because he is a Murtad, or apostate from Islam. He has such courage; I imagine members of his family would like to perform an "honor" killing on him.

Agur!

Yeah, heard about that. Got the DVR set up already.

465 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:36:37pm

re: #454 docremulac
Hey doc - "declaring war on the Jews then getting your asses kicked on a regular basis is not a career."
Funny they seem to think it is!
Have you ever noticed how many of "them" are described by the MSM as doctors or professors or scholars..............what the hell have they been studying?!

466 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:36:49pm

re: #448 DEZes

I raise a toast to Israel, any body wanna join me?

A toast! To Israel and the IDF!

467 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:36:51pm

re: #461 Guanxi88
Nah. I live out in the sticks. Dads' cousin raises hogs, so it'd be easy to get some. Now the plane flight to Manhattan with gallons of pig blood might be an issue!

468 TaeJohnDo  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:36:57pm

re: #459 Wyatt Earp

Big play down the middle by the Cards. I'm rooting for them. My third son's godfather lives in Tucson.

I'm a Warner fan. His is the only Jersey I have ever bought.

But the Tide got humbled last night -- my son goes to Alabama. Utah played great.

But USC won. So, I'm still happy.

469 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:37:08pm
470 Reign of Witches  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:37:09pm

"Maximum Jihad", that sounds like a Cohen brothers movie.

Hamas and the San Diego Chargers are not going to be happy tonight.

471 Brooklyn  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:37:22pm

Maximum Jihad?

The Muslim Brotherhood had better watch out for Maximum Jewhad!

472 Steve  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:37:29pm

re: #451 Honorary Yooper

Yep. Israel needs to be left alone to Take Care of Business, and kick some Hamasshole ass.

I had their first album in the early 70's. My brother absconded with it.

473 Guanxi88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:37:42pm

re: #470 Reign of Witches

"Maximum Jihad", that sounds like a Cohen brothers movie.

See? I knew the Zionists were behind it all! COHEN

474 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:37:50pm

re: #457 Dustyvet

Wyatt,could you email me regarding something I have on my book shelf, that I think you might enjoy, and I would like to send you., regarding the Earps and Tombstone.

Sure, but I don't have your addy. You can send my one if you'd like: wyatt@supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

475 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:38:12pm

re: #437 jcm

Nizar Rayan in uniform.

A leader of Hamas in Uniform. That makes him part of Command and Control for Hamas.

That makes him a legitimate target. It's not an assassination, not murder. He is a military target and his loss degrades Hamas command structure.

He choose to hang out with family during an active conflict. He Nizar put his family at risk by being present in that house.

The FMSM doesn't want facts, they already have an agenda.

476 Bubblehead II  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:38:13pm

*DELETED* *DELETED* *DELETED* *DELETED**DELETED*

I am out of here for the night before I get *DELETED*

keep it cool, unlike me.

(car** B***b T** B******s) and get it over with.

End of program/End Of Line/End of Access.

477 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:38:33pm

re: #468 TaeJohnDo

I'm a Warner fan. His is the only Jersey I have ever bought.

But the Tide got humbled last night -- my son goes to Alabama. Utah played great.

But USC won. So, I'm still happy.


I was happy, too. I am the only person in PA who hates Penn State. :)

478 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:38:38pm

re: #433 Pvt Bin Jammin

How are you doing, {LeePro}? Good to see you.

Good!

You?

479 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:38:48pm

re: #462 Honorary Yooper

They're an insult to both animals and scumbags.


Indeed they are. For that matter, I think it's insulting to People to call them people and therefore avoid doing it as often as possible.

480 David IV of Georgia  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:38:53pm

re: #448 DEZes

I raise a toast to Israel, any body wanna join me?

Cheers. Hail to the victors. May their enemies beg and plead for peace and mercy.

481 mikalm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:39:06pm

re: #463 EuskalHerria

Interesting story.

From your handle and salutation, I take it that you're Basque?

482 Nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:39:24pm

re: #477 Wyatt Earp

I was happy, too. I am the only person in PA who hates Penn State. :)

And how do you feel about Arlene Spector?

483 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:39:30pm
484 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:39:34pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

Indeed.

Why were those children in the house? The family was given warning.

Those children were in that house because the were considered to be expendable, and "usable" for just such a photo.

485 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:39:55pm

re: #437 jcm

Nizar Rayan in uniform.

A leader of Hamas in Uniform. That makes him part of Command and Control for Hamas.

That makes him a legitimate target. It's not an assassination, not murder. He is a military target and his loss degrades Hamas command structure.

He choose to hang out with family during an active conflict. He Nizar put his family at risk by being present in that house.

Lock 'n' load!

486 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:40:04pm

re: #479 realwest

Indeed they are. For that matter, I think it's insulting to People to call them people and therefore avoid doing it as often as possible.

Protoplasmic bags of mostly water, and yet that still could be construed as insult to some life form.

487 Militant-Infidel  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:41:05pm

re: #376 pingjockey

Great minds think alike.......

Glad to help. I was researching for Bolton's take on this when my wife said that somebody on LGF was asking about him. His crystal clear analysis and ironclad logic is always appreciated.

Now about this Gaza thing being a "wag the dog" for action in Iran is a real concern.................for the Iranians that is.

MI

488 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:41:19pm

re: #482 Nevergiveup

And how do you feel about Arlene Spector?

Despise him. Arrogant RINO jerk.

489 mikalm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:41:22pm

re: #448 DEZes

I raise a toast to Israel, any body wanna join me?

For Israel and the IDF.

490 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:41:22pm

re: #457 Dustyvet
Hey Dusty - my nic's in blue, I'd like to know what it is you have on your bookshelf regarding the Earps/Holliday and Tombstone, when ya get the chance!
How are those Happy Pills holding out?!
More importantly how are you holding out?

491 USCMSNE  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:41:30pm

re: #42 Jetpilot1101

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Not Captain Obvious. But rather Mr. Obvious:

Oh, Hell! Here's some Donnie Baker, too!

492 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:41:53pm

re: #478 LeePro

Pretty good, thanks. I think I have figured out my computer problems for now so that's kind of a good thing. Still have things to figure out however. Compatibility issues.

493 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:42:02pm

re: #484 reine.de.tout

Indeed.

Why were those children in the house? The family was given warning.

Those children were in that house because the were considered to be expendable, and "usable" for just such a photo.

Because it is the ummah against the infidel, and so how else do you inculcate suicidal tendencies?

494 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:42:19pm

re: #484 reine.de.tout

Indeed.

Why were those children in the house? The family was given warning.

Those children were in that house because the were considered to be expendable, and "usable" for just such a photo.

That's the same photographer, btw, who posed the "santa" picture. He has several pages of photos of these dead children, from all sorts of angles.

495 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:42:39pm

re: #489 mikalm

For Israel and the IDF.


I'll join you and DEZes in that toast!

496 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:42:42pm

CARDS WIN!

Someone see if it's snowing in Arizona.

497 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:43:08pm

re: #488 Wyatt Earp

Despise him. Arrogant RINO jerk.

He is the quintessential, if not the essential, epitome of what a RINO is all about.

498 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:43:28pm

Being in Los Angeles I don't watch the NFL until playoffs, so how long has Arizona had Vulcans on the team?

499 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:43:36pm

re: #497 FurryOldGuyJeans

He is the quintessential, if not the essential, epitome of what a RINO is all about.

Agreed. He makes John McCain look like Reagan.

500 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:44:11pm

re: #496 Wyatt Earp

When do the Cowboys play?

501 kansas  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:44:17pm

Christiane Amanpour shilling for Hamas on CNN right now. Puke.

502 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:44:19pm

re: #499 Wyatt Earp

Agreed. He makes John McCain look like Reagan.

WHOA! ;)

503 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:44:22pm

re: #492 Pvt Bin Jammin
Hey PBJ - what kind of computer problems are you having?
I'm having trouble getting comments to post - have to hit the post this comment button twice at least - and yeah, I do wait a while between pushing the post button after I do it the first time.

504 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:44:24pm

re: #489 mikalm

For Israel and the IDF.

Amen to that.

505 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:44:43pm

re: #498 itellu3times

Being in Los Angeles I don't watch the NFL until playoffs, so how long has Arizona had Vulcans on the team?

Supplemental draft 2006.

506 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:45:02pm

re: #501 kansas

Christiane Amanpour shilling for Hamas on CNN right now. Puke.

Nothing new about that. *SPIT*

507 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:45:02pm

re: #487 Militant-Infidel
Thing is, the mad mullahs have a severe case of hubris. They've doing what they want for years and when they do get smacked down it will be a very brutal jolt. I just hope it is a brutal enough jolt to take out the military and spark a damn revolution.

508 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:45:17pm

re: #500 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

When do the Cowboys play?

September, 2009.

Bawhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

509 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:45:42pm

re: #488 Wyatt Earp
Howdy Wyatt! Couldn't agree more about him - would almost rather have ..........well an out and out Democrat in ole Arlen's seat.

510 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:46:15pm

re: #482 Nevergiveup

And how do you feel about Arlene Spector?

Arlen

511 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:46:16pm

re: #509 realwest

Howdy Wyatt! Couldn't agree more about him - would almost rather have ..........well an out and out Democrat in ole Arlen's seat.

The only politician in this state I hate more is that fat bastard Ed Rendell.

512 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:46:16pm

re: #508 Wyatt Earp
I see your Bwahahaha and raise it a Mwahahahaha!

513 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:46:29pm

re: #500 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

When do the Cowboys play?


Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark! (not on me, I hate the boyz)

514 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:46:44pm

re: #496 Wyatt Earp
Yeah - I had picked the Cards! What was the final score?

515 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:46:46pm

re: #483 ploome hineni

they really are shockingly primitive society

Primitive, yes...shocking, hardly. When religious precepts try to maintain a 7th century outlook, nothing about the Cult of Death is shocking.

516 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:47:09pm

Why is olberdouche on my football tv?

517 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:47:11pm

re: #474 Wyatt Earp

Sure, but I don't have your addy. You can send my one if you'd like: wyatt@supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

You has mail...:)

518 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:47:26pm

Goddamn NBC sports! Get that fucking uberdork off my tv!

519 Griffon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:47:43pm

Isn't it true that militant Muslims can donate 8 pints of blood at once?

520 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:47:44pm

re: #511 Wyatt Earp
Huh, I'd a thought you'd have hated Nutter more.
Why Rendel over Nutter (close call though that may be)?

521 kansas  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:47:49pm

Trying to watch the game and that smirky dick Olbermann is on. Sucks.

522 CynicalConservative  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:48:06pm

re: #518 pingjockey

Goddamn NBC sports! Get that fucking uberdork off my tv!

If I did follow any sports, that would be enough to turn me off of it for sure.

523 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:48:11pm

PARIS, Jan 3 (Reuters) - France condemned an Israeli land assault in the Gaza Strip on Saturday just hours after the Czech presidency of the European Union said the action was "defensive, not offensive". : Someone forgot to tell the new EU members that they are supposed to cry crocodile tears over the (self) oppressed Palestinians.

524 Bloodnok  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:48:13pm

re: #516 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Why is olberdouche on my football tv?

No wonder Elvis shot his TV sets.

525 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:48:25pm

re: #518 pingjockey

Goddamn NBC sports! Get that fucking uberdork off my tv!

NBC and Olbermann, a "marriage" destined for hell.

526 kansas  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:48:27pm

re: #519 Griffon

Isn't it true that militant Muslims can donate 8 pints of blood at once?

As far as I'm concerned.

527 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:48:51pm

Well, that's 3 of us cussing uberdork. That's enough. Get the douche bag off the air.

528 CynicalConservative  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:48:52pm

re: #519 Griffon

Isn't it true that militant Muslims can donate 8 pints of blood at once?

Works for me.

529 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:00pm

re: #490 realwest

Hey Dusty - my nic's in blue, I'd like to know what it is you have on your bookshelf regarding the Earps/Holliday and Tombstone, when ya get the chance!
How are those Happy Pills holding out?!
More importantly how are you holding out?

Thinking of going to bed, but then i just got up...and I feel like hell..:P

530 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:07pm

re: #517 Dustyvet
Hey Dusty! Did ya see my #490?!

531 DEZes  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:07pm

re: #495 realwest

I'll join you and DEZes in that toast!

Glasses clicking all around. ;)

532 zombie  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:26pm

Maximum Jihad comes to San Francisco!

Newly posted at zomblog:

The zomblog post itself is here:

"I’m a little spooked": Palestinian protests bring Gaza fighting to San Francisco

Note in particular the moment at the 0.22 mark in the video when the Palestinian protesters reach across the barricades to attack the five pro-Israel protesters, and have to be restrained by police. At the end, one of the pro-Israel protesters, who were vastly outnumbered, declined to be interviewed by the cameraman, saying, “I’m a little spooked.” After watching this video, I think we’re all a little spooked! It’s as if the battle in Gaza has come to San Francisco.
533 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:27pm

re: #514 realwest

Yeah - I had picked the Cards! What was the final score?


30-24

534 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:31pm

re: #475 FurryOldGuyJeans

That killer on the right is wearing American fatigues, did you notice that?

535 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:35pm

re: #519 Griffon

Isn't it true that militant Muslims canshould donate 8 pints of blood at once?

Yes. Medical fact.

536 debutaunt  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:42pm

re: #510 LeePro

Arlen

Uh Oooo.

537 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:49:51pm

re: #525 FurryOldGuyJeans
NBC is the NY Times of the airwaves.

538 alexknyc  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:50:04pm

re: #29 MandyManners

Bring it on, ‘Akef.


[Video]

Funny how all these "jihadis" live somewhere else.

539 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:50:16pm

re: #530 realwest

Hey Dusty! Did ya see my #490?!

Just answered it...:) It only hurts when laugh...LOL...ouch...!

540 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:50:23pm

re: #529 Dustyvet
Whoa, SEVEN SECONDS! LOL!
Ya gonna call/see the doc on Monday or at least maybe someone on duty at the VA tomorrow?

541 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:50:57pm

re: #520 realwest

Huh, I'd a thought you'd have hated Nutter more.
Why Rendel over Nutter (close call though that may be)?

When I was in the academy, he cut out annual salary down to $23,750/year. A $7,000 slash. Basically, he balanced the city's budget on the backs of the police and firefighters. I hope for nothing but the worst for that man.

542 nyc redneck  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:51:03pm

re: #484 reine.de.tout

Indeed.

Why were those children in the house? The family was given warning.

Those children were in that house because the were considered to be expendable, and "usable" for just such a photo.

hate has consumed these people.
and destroyed any natural feelings they should have for their own children. being a servant of allah trumps the well being and safety of their own
families.
that is the kind of perverse mentality israel is up against w/ this enemy.
they are not fit to live in this world. too far gone. too evil.

543 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:51:04pm

Heading out--must go to pharmacy, or will never GET to pharmacy.

God love you all, you bring down my blood pressure. And I'm a Democrat. Weird times.

544 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:51:21pm

re: #525 FurryOldGuyJeans
Let us pray!

545 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:51:25pm

re: #532 zombie

Maximum Jihad comes to San Francisco!
"I’m a little spooked": Palestinian protests bring Gaza fighting to San Francisco


Was that a woman being that viscous?

546 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:51:39pm

re: #532 zombie
Free us from brain dead idiots.

547 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:51:39pm

re: #510 LeePro

Arlen


I thought that was a purposeful misspell.

548 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:51:42pm
549 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:52:17pm

re: #541 Wyatt Earp
Sorry, I didn't know Rendell had been mayor of Philly!

550 kansas  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:52:25pm

re: #543 SanFranciscoZionist

Heading out--must go to pharmacy, or will never GET to pharmacy.

God love you all, you bring down my blood pressure. And I'm a Democrat. Weird times.

Why are you a Democrat and a zionist. Seems incongruent.

551 Silhouette  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:52:47pm

re: #532 zombie

They are growing in confidence. This isn't a good thing.

552 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:52:51pm

re: #540 realwest

Whoa, SEVEN SECONDS! LOL!
Ya gonna call/see the doc on Monday or at least maybe someone on duty at the VA tomorrow?

Yes, I have a call in, and a bag packed for the trip down to VA. I also have a cat sitter set up for my cat. Now to find someone who'll drive me down there, if I'm told to come in.

553 Militant-Infidel  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:53:26pm

re: #507 pingjockey

I think Bolton's take on 3-4 years of breathing time is about right. Now remind me, is there something special about 2012?

MI

554 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:53:38pm

re: #548 Iron Fist
Hey, every dog has it's day in the Sun; name one other good thing Specter has done for Republicans?!
Well, other than not running for President, I mean!

555 kansas  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:54:03pm

re: #532 zombie

Maximum Jihad comes to San Francisco!

Newly posted at zomblog:


[Video]The zomblog post itself is here:

"I’m a little spooked": Palestinian protests bring Gaza fighting to San Francisco

The whole thing is here right now. Otherwise there would not be Mosque in my upper class Kansas neighborhood with signs on front in 'Arabic.

556 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:54:04pm

re: #549 realwest

Sorry, I didn't know Rendell had been mayor of Philly!


No worries, but the fate I would like to see befall Fast Eddie cannot be printed here. He despises police officers and treats them with ever-loving contempt.

And if you knew how many times we covered for him . . . Well, I've said too much.

557 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:54:27pm

re: #551 Silhouette

They are growing in confidence. This isn't a good thing.

In a perverted public publicity sort of way, it's a good thing.

558 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:54:30pm

re: #518 pingjockey

Goddamn NBC sports! Get that fucking uberdork off my tv!

Please don't use God's name that way...

Oh, wait... OLBERFUCK... ?

Nevermind.

559 zombie  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:55:00pm

re: #543 SanFranciscoZionist

Heading out--must go to pharmacy, or will never GET to pharmacy.

God love you all, you bring down my blood pressure. And I'm a Democrat. Weird times.

Don't got to the pharmacy! Go to the Israeli consulate at Montgomery and California! A big protest is starting in 7 minutes.

560 ryannon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:55:06pm

re: #523 MrPaulRevere

PARIS, Jan 3 (Reuters) - France condemned an Israeli land assault in the Gaza Strip on Saturday just hours after the Czech presidency of the European Union said the action was "defensive, not offensive". : Someone forgot to tell the new EU members that they are supposed to cry crocodile tears over the (self) oppressed Palestinians.

The Czech's tend to see things pretty clearly and don't give a tinker's damn about the opinions of the leaders of 'Old Europe.'

Don't count on them to fall in line behind Sarkozy, Brown or Zapatero.

561 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:55:34pm

re: #532 zombie

Maximum Jihad comes to San Francisco!

Newly posted at zomblog:


[Video]

The zomblog post itself is here:

"I’m a little spooked": Palestinian protests bring Gaza fighting to San Francisco

I getting more that sick of this protestors terrorist lovers.

562 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:55:40pm

re: #552 Dustyvet
Start calling your friends NOW - especially if they're Arizona fans!
Seriously my friend, I do hope they can resolve that for you tomorrow!
IF you do feel up to it, though, I'd like to know what you sent or are sending Wyatt!

563 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:55:51pm

re: #517 Dustyvet

You has mail...:)

Got it, and replied. Thanks!

564 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:55:56pm

re: #519 Griffon

Isn't it true that militant Muslims can donate 8 pints of blood at once?

Yeah, with good aim anything's possible!

565 Blazer in RIC  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:56:13pm

re: #518 pingjockey


I would rather he stay doing sports and get off of MSNBC. One Adams apple between 8pm and 10pm is enough.

566 Truck Monkey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:56:22pm

re: #500 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

When do the Cowboys play?

Next season.

567 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:56:24pm

re: #558 LeePro
Yah. Should've said May God damn NBC sports, visit plagues upon it, etc... However, I was provoked!

568 mikalm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:56:31pm

re: #532 zombie

(censoring self)

569 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:56:35pm

Saeb Erakat is on CNN and some female reporter made him squirm real good!
All she had to do was ask him if Israel has the right to exist.

570 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:56:49pm

re: #541 Wyatt Earp

When I was in the academy, he cut out annual salary down to $23,750/year. A $7,000 slash. Basically, he balanced the city's budget on the backs of the police and firefighters. I hope for nothing but the worst for that man.

Have to disagree. Rendell has been a lousy governor IMO but he was a very popular mayor (obviously not for everyone, though) for very good reasons and he would easily have won another term if it weren't for that limit thing. Instead, we got Street. One of many reasons I'm no longer living within city limits.

571 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:57:07pm
572 notutopia  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:57:48pm

re: #532 zombie

Zombie, This crowd was aggressive. I'm surprised that the turnout of Pro Israeli's represented here
was not larger at this protest. Is this normal sentiment for SF?

573 Macker  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:57:51pm

re: #324 Dustyvet

I's just not for breakfast anymore...

Same crap new box...

It must compete with this....

574 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:58:07pm

re: #571 Iron Fist

Give it time. I've been expecting a Leftwing 'Splodeydope to detonate himself in America, but so far the only suicide bomber was a Mohammedan. I've been plesantly surprised.

That guy in Aspen the other day came closer to that than any other lefty in recent history but he ended up only killing himself.

575 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:58:07pm

re: #565 Blazer in RIC
Well Msnbc and nbc have a viewership of squat. If it wasn't for sports NBC would be sunk.

576 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:58:39pm

re: #561 jcm
Y'all can say that again for me, though I do appreciate zombie's apprehensions about violence in good ole, "tolerant is our middle name", San Francisco!

577 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:58:48pm

re: #547 Wyatt Earp

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

578 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:59:15pm

re: #571 Iron Fist

Give it time. I've been expecting a Leftwing 'Splodeydope to detonate himself in America, but so far the only suicide bomber was a Mohammedan. I've been plesantly surprised.

There was that guy outside the stadium in Arizona. He didn't get in, and went off outside.

579 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:59:25pm

re: #560 ryannon

Good for them. The Czechs and Poles know what real oppression is all about. At this point I bet Brown and Sarkozy are wondering who let these people in?

580 Macker  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:59:44pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

But where's the Green Helmet Guy?

581 mikalm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 4:59:50pm

re: #532 zombie

And thanks, as always, for being out there on the local scene.

Me, I'm staying far, far away from the 6 PM protest. These people would enrage me beyond my ability to control myself.

582 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:00:11pm

re: #578 jcm

There was that guy outside the stadium in Arizona. He didn't get in, and went off outside.

But there was a lot of circumstantial evidence to the effect that he had converted to Islam.

583 Silhouette  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:00:54pm

re: #557 jwb7605

I know what you mean, and I hope they play their hand too soon, from that point of view.

But I am mostly worried because I think they are correct in feeling more confident. The political party that believes terrorist lies over their own country's military has just won the majority in this country. And now I wonder how many Americans would condemn an open attack on their part. I didn't hear much outrage over the fire-bombing of the synagogue last week.

584 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:01:02pm

Oh goody.
Geraldo's show is on.
Now I can get the real skinny on the Hamas/Israel situation.

585 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:01:05pm

re: #576 realwest

Y'all can say that again for me, though I do appreciate zombie's apprehensions about violence in good ole, "tolerant is our middle name", San Francisco!

Those turds wearing the kaffiyeh should wake up, finding themselves volunteered for a spolydedope mission.

For lefties, violence for the cause is acceptable.

586 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:01:33pm

re: #548 Iron Fist

I thought he was a Democrat!

I saw Specter in some of the Ruby Ridge hearings in the early '90s. He was actually pretty good. One of the US Marshals flat out lied to him, essentially saying the Randy Weaver had killed his son accidentally. In other words, this will be our coverup.

Specter jumped his shit, called him a liar, pointed out that the had the forinsic evdience showing that one of the marshals that was killed had shot and killed the boy, and that the SOB Marshal knew that they had that evidence.

He didn't let the guy just walk on lying to congress, but he didn't have him prosecuted, either.

Arlen has his good points. Here is one of his not-so-good points. Sometimes I wonder why he never switched parties.

In addition to pushing for talks with Syria, Specter has for many years advocated talking with the Iranians. He took issue with a suggestion made earlier this month by House Foreign Affairs Committee chairman Howard Berman that any dialogue with Iran be of a limited duration, perhaps three months, so Teheran didn't use it as cover to pursue their nuclear program.

"I think the dialogue ought to last however long the dialogue needs to last," he said. "I would hope that it would last and be successful, and lead to diplomatic relations, and peaceful terms, and to a new Iranian president who doesn't want to wipe Israel off the face of the earth, that's what I would like."

Pure donk drivel.

587 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:01:40pm

re: #582 mean Gene

But there was a lot of circumstantial evidence to the effect that he had converted to Islam.

True. But he was born and raised here.

588 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:02:07pm

I simply can't believe Zombie goes to these places. But I'm glad he/she does.

An Pink's version of the football theme-song is 50 times as good as Faith Hill's. And I don't like Pink, and like Faith Hill.

589 itellu3times  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:02:14pm

re: #553 Militant-Infidel

I think Bolton's take on 3-4 years of breathing time is about right. Now remind me, is there something special about 2012?

Well, it's about the most relatively prime even-numbered year from then until, er, 2018.

590 realwest  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:02:49pm

Whoops, mom just called dinner - hope I get the chance to see you all down the road. Probably later tonight!

591 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:03:24pm

re: #588 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I agree. Pinks version kicks ass. Just like Hank jrs original MNF song.

592 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:03:27pm

re: #583 Silhouette

I know what you mean, and I hope they play their hand too soon, from that point of view.

But I am mostly worried because I think they are correct in feeling more confident. The political party that believes terrorist lies over their own country's military has just won the majority in this country. And now I wonder how many Americans would condemn an open attack on their part. I didn't hear much outrage over the fire-bombing of the synagogue last week.

Nor was the apparently much outrage over this, "go back to the ovens" demonstration which took place Dec 30th in Florida.

593 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:04:32pm

re: #589 itellu3times
Well the Mayans and Nostrodamus say we're all toast in 2012. Special on History Channel (IIRC) tomorrow night.

594 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:04:37pm

re: #583 Silhouette

I know what you mean, and I hope they play their hand too soon, from that point of view.

But I am mostly worried because I think they are correct in feeling more confident. The political party that believes terrorist lies over their own country's military has just won the majority in this country. And now I wonder how many Americans would condemn an open attack on their part. I didn't hear much outrage over the fire-bombing of the synagogue last week.

It will take more than one "incident", I'm sorry to predict.
Fire-bombing a synagogue? That's dog-bites-man stuff. Everybody knows there's a nutcase or two, yeah, that's all it was. Could have been worse -- same people might have firebombed a black separatist church. Now that would have been a hate crime.

595 Silhouette  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:05:40pm

re: #585 jcm

For lefties, violence for the cause is acceptable.

The very definition of leftist means someone who would rather see power with the state than the individual.

Meaning whatever they believe in: ending war, fighting racism, saving the planet, etc., the one trait they all share is that they do not mind one bit forcing people in order to meet their goal.

596 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:05:43pm

Moonbat stupidity from the heartland alert: From a movie review in the Kansas City Star, the newspaper that will never, ever see one of my hard earned dollars.......Well, for many around this globe of ours, the good old USA is viewed as the modern equivalent of Nazi Germany — a formidable war machine that invades countries, terrorizes the locals, ignores the outcry for fairness and justice and imposes its own ideas of the way things should be. [Link: www.kansascity.com...]

597 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:05:45pm

re: #587 jcm

True. But he was born and raised here.

And European converts can come here without even so much as a background check.
It is only a matter of time before we are ''surprised'' by a terror cell of ''white men'' bringing havoc to our land.

598 debutaunt  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:05:56pm

re: #584 jwb7605

Oh goody.
Geraldo's show is on.
Now I can get the real skinny on the Hamas/Israel situation.

hahahaahahahahhahaaa - member of the sarcasm society?

599 pingjockey  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:05:57pm

Later folks. Going to watch football.

600 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:06:06pm

re: #593 pingjockey

Well the Mayans and Nostrodamus say we're all toast in 2012. Special on History Channel (IIRC) tomorrow night.

History channel has been great lately.
Are you watching the "Seven Deadly Sin" series?

601 alexknyc  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:06:22pm

re: #169 NelsFree

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.
What is this guy abbreviating? Discuss.

Second, his title:

Muslim Brotherhood General Guide

So, he gives guided tours? Tours of a general nature? Nature Guided Tours? Battle of Tours, anyone? Discuss.

Probably not a coincidence that Fuhrer means "guide."

602 zombie  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:07:26pm

re: #572 notutopia

Zombie, This crowd was aggressive. I'm surprised that the turnout of Pro Israeli's represented here
was not larger at this protest. Is this normal sentiment for SF?

Well, since the leader of the pro-Israel group was killed died recently, the numbers have dwindled.

603 Griffon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:07:54pm

re: #600 jwb7605

History channel has been great lately.
Are you watching the "Seven Deadly Sin" series?

Tomorrow night NatGeo has dogs and cats in the womb for all you pet lovers. The clips on their web site sound very interesting.

604 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:08:10pm

More moral confusion the above link....And though they would hate the comparison, fighters for the Iraq insurgency have a lot in common with the Jewish brothers of “Defiance.” Both groups resist what they view as an occupying army with bombs and ambushes. The forum there has open registration (wink).

605 Wyatt Earp  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:08:10pm

re: #570 Lynn B.

Have to disagree. Rendell has been a lousy governor IMO but he was a very popular mayor (obviously not for everyone, though) for very good reasons and he would easily have won another term if it weren't for that limit thing. Instead, we got Street. One of many reasons I'm no longer living within city limits.

Street was pretty popular, too, in a lot of sections of the city. My issues with Rendell are personal. He's always treated police officers with contempt, and while he did balance the budget, he did it at the behest of our salaries.

We are still one of the lowest paid police departments in the country.

606 mikalm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:08:59pm

re: #586 Lynn B.

Another Spector negative: he was the original attorney for the murderous sociopath Ira Einhorn. Spector somehow convinced the judge to release the Murder One chargee on $40,000 bail. Then Einhorn conned one of his rich friends out of the $4k bond money, posted it, and then became a fugitive for the next twenty years. He spent about half that time living fairly openly in France, thumbing his nose at US officials and his victim's family as the French government resisted efforts to have him extradited. The turd was eventually shipped back to the US in 2001, and is now serving life in the PA pen.

Einhorn's a real piece of work. Read Craig Levy's The Unicorn's Secret for the full, sickening tale.

607 zombie  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:09:03pm

re: #578 jcm

There was that guy outside the stadium in Arizona. He didn't get in, and went off outside.

Oklahoma:

zombietime 2005 report: Suicide Bombing in Norman, Oklahoma

608 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:09:17pm

re: #169 NelsFree

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.

Apostrophe.
Semicolon → ;

609 Ojoe  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:09:19pm

Maximum Delenda.

610 Shr_Nfr  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:09:19pm

re: #576 realwest

Maybe it will wake up San Fran to the fact that the Pals are not exactly what you call tolerant. If any of the folks on a visa get violent, convict them, sentence them, imprison them, and then deport them. For the American citizens do all but the last except make the charges treason. We need to sweep these guys into the supermax dustbin.

611 Piglet-U93  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:09:23pm

re: #176 Alouette

Euro Jew haters co-opting Anne Frank

Fricken assholes.

They are just emulating their pedo prophet who also took old and new testament writings then twisted, mutilated and distorted them for his own evil sadistic ends. Islam is at war with the west on all levels. After all, Muslims are commanded to emulate the best lair, murder, deceiver and warlord the world has ever known. Who do you think inspired the infamous leader of Nazi Germany?

612 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:09:24pm

re: #597 mean Gene

And European converts can come here without even so much as a background check.
It is only a matter of time before we are ''surprised'' by a terror cell of ''white men'' bringing havoc to our land.

That'll change the game a bit.

613 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:09:25pm

re: #593 pingjockey

Well the Mayans and Nostrodamus say we're all toast in 2012. Special on History Channel (IIRC) tomorrow night.

Mayan and food in the same sentence: Limited Edition Haagen Daas Mayan Ice Cream had dark chocolate ice cream with cinnamon and a hint of chile.
Dang!
That was good!

614 dmandman  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:09:45pm

re: #600 jwb7605

The calendar is 4 years off....it's past 2012 (Pope Gregory made a math error and found about it too late to take back). Christ (theoretically) was born about 4 BC or -4 CE.

615 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:10:18pm

re: #565 Blazer in RIC

I would rather he stay doing sports and get off of MSNBC. One Adams road apple between 8pm and 10pm is enough.

FTFY!

616 jcm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:10:18pm
617 LeePro  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:10:21pm

bbiab

618 zombie  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:10:22pm

re: #581 mikalm

And thanks, as always, for being out there on the local scene.

Me, I'm staying far, far away from the 6 PM protest. These people would enrage me beyond my ability to control myself.

Luckily, I'm far too busy with non-zombietime stuff to be going to these. I'm secretly glad -- it's starting to get dangerous.

I think tonight's protest will be the worst yet.

619 David IV of Georgia  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:10:22pm

re: #580 Macker

But where's the Green Helmet Guy?

He's out buying stuffed animals, dolls and other toys.

620 Cdat88  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:10:38pm

Okay, back from Dinner. The photos of the kids, well, ghoul sums it up in one word.

The Shamwow guy's new add is for some new food chopper, and he said the line, on Fox news national channel, "You are gonna love my nuts" I cannot believe that made it thru the production crew.

As for this war, well sorry Palestinians, but as my grandpa would have said, "You order shit, don't be surprised that is what you get."

621 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:11:34pm

Zombie, what is the status of the investigation into that poor guys death? (His name escapes me at the moment). Are they sticking with the theory that he fell down the elevator shaft on his own accord?

622 Shr_Nfr  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:11:35pm

re: #596 MrPaulRevere

I wonder if the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem would mean anything to that moron who wrote that piece?

623 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:12:10pm

re: #602 zombie

Well, since the leader of the pro-Israel group was killed died recently, the numbers have dwindled.

they all got the mesage, eh?

624 freedomsound  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:12:11pm

409 ArmyWife

Who does this? Who uses dead children in such a manner? I am just sick.

"Show me the manner in which a nation or a community cares for its dead and I will measure with mathematical exactness the tender sympathies of its people, their respect for the laws of the land, and their loyalty to high ideals."

- Former British Prime Minister William Gladstone

"Palestinians" parade their dead in the streets, pull pieces of flesh off corpses during car swarms, fire weapons in the air and crave more bloodshed.

Israelis bury their dead with dignity, and morn the loss of life.

625 BakaRanger  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:12:16pm

This new maximum jihad goes up to 11.

626 debutaunt  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:12:40pm

re: #614 dmandman

The calendar is 4 years off....it's past 2012 (Pope Gregory made a math error and found about it too late to take back). Christ (theoretically) was born about 4 BC or -4 CE.

I got a helluva deal on a lifetime supply of Mayan calendars.

627 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:13:21pm

We should be very conscious that there are many Muslims living in the west who might use this call to commit violence. The Islamist world was in an uproar BEFORE the ground operation started and tomorrow's demos in Europe could be out of control.

Jewish groups and institutions need to check with local security and be very careful about security. This is especially true for Orthodox Jews.

Lastly, the escalation ball is clearly in Iran's court, we may wake up to a wider war tomorrow

Goodnight.

628 tackle  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:13:24pm

re: #600 jwb7605

History channel has been great lately.
Are you watching the "Seven Deadly Sin" series?

Speaking of interesting shows, I was hoping there would be some discussion of the BBC special, Britz. It aired a few weeks ago but we just got around to watching it. It's follows a British Mulslim family where one brother becomes a MI5 operative and the sister becomes radicalized. There's some obligatory Bush-bashing (it's BBC after all) and is pretty critical of some existing anti-terrorism laws, but it offered an interesting perspective on the jihad in England.

629 angst  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:13:25pm

re: #596 MrPaulRevere

Moonbat stupidity from the heartland alert: From a movie review in the Kansas City Star, the newspaper that will never, ever see one of my hard earned dollars.......Well, for many around this globe of ours, the good old USA is viewed as the modern equivalent of Nazi Germany — a formidable war machine that invades countries, terrorizes the locals, ignores the outcry for fairness and justice and imposes its own ideas of the way things should be. [Link: www.kansascity.com...]

Wow. That's a classic case of projection if I ever saw it. But, I've got news for that writer. Just because you say it's true does not make it so. Hollywood wanted to demonize America and failed miserably, so they went back to their old bad guys- the Nazis. It's that simple.

630 Griffon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:13:38pm

re: #620 Cdat88

The Shamwow guy's new add is for some new food chopper, and he said the line, on Fox news national channel, "You are gonna love my nuts" I cannot believe that made it thru the production crew.

My husband and I looked at each other and spewed supper all over when that guy said "You're gonna love my nuts."

631 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:13:48pm

hey ping? Are you watching football? Is the audio out of sync where you are?

632 coldpizza  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:13:57pm

Maxim Jihad Stay Dry Lining. (Muslim Feminine product)

633 notutopia  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:14:00pm

re: #596 MrPaulRevere

Obviously a Moonbat sympathizer. He makes a valid point, however, that 5 movies released all at one time, is a bit of hollywood swamping at the theatres. There is no identity on the article as to the writer.
Is this usual rhetoric for Kansas?

634 mikalm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:14:04pm

re: #618 zombie

Luckily, I'm far too busy with non-zombietime stuff to be going to these. I'm secretly glad -- it's starting to get dangerous.

I think tonight's protest will be the worst yet.

I hear ya, Zom. Just chillin' here in my sleepy coastal-town home, and hoping I never have to seriously confront any of these vermin.

BTW, I know I've been a noudge about this, but did you see my "Biggest Berkeley Moonbat Ever" email yet?

635 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:14:54pm

re: #622 Shr_Nfr

No, of course it wouldn't. The moonbats have taken over the KC Star completely. They cant even write a decent movie review without moonbattery seeping in.

636 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:16:11pm

".....is the time for jihad to its maximum degree, and that this is incumbent upon everyone."

love to help you dude, but the wife says i have to clean the garage out this weekend.

let me know how it all w*rks out for you though!

637 zombie  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:16:27pm

re: #621 MrPaulRevere

Zombie, what is the status of the investigation into that poor guys death? (His name escapes me at the moment). Are they sticking with the theory that he fell down the elevator shaft on his own accord?

There's been a complete news blackout for the last 2 weeks about it. The police have clammed up. Here's the post:

R.I.P. Dan Kliman

638 Vicious Babushka  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:17:17pm

Get your pro-Israel T Shirts and bumper stickers at the Zionist Mall.

639 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:17:27pm

re: #606 mikalm

Another Spector negative: he was the original attorney for the murderous sociopath Ira Einhorn. Spector somehow convinced the judge to release the Murder One chargee on $40,000 bail. Then Einhorn conned one of his rich friends out of the $4k bond money, posted it, and then became a fugitive for the next twenty years. He spent about half that time living fairly openly in France, thumbing his nose at US officials and his victim's family as the French government resisted efforts to have him extradited. The turd was eventually shipped back to the US in 2001, and is now serving life in the PA pen.

Einhorn's a real piece of work. Read Craig Levy's The Unicorn's Secret for the full, sickening tale.

Sorry. I'm not going to condemn a defense attorney for doing his job. I'm all too familiar with the Einhorn case and all of the seedy details (not all of which have been published), including the despicable behavior of the French govt (what's new?).

640 Render  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:17:29pm

It seems to me...

That open support for a federally designated terrorist organization is grounds for probable cause. The video evidence is undeniable.

I'm guessing San Francisco doesn't have any laws regarding masked intimidation on its books? Many cities do, but seldom enforce those laws, DC and New York being prime examples.

Those laws were enacted to deal with the KKK. How is what those little terrorist thugs in Zombies link are different from the KKK?

===

oh yeah...

HAMAS
MUST
DIE,
R

641 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:17:58pm

re: #532 zombie

"I’m a little spooked": Palestinian protests bring Gaza fighting to San Francisco

Scary, indeed.

Add that to the ever growing list of pro Nazi-Hamas intimidation and assault across the nation.

642 zombie  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:18:02pm

re: #634 mikalm

I hear ya, Zom. Just chillin' here in my sleepy coastal-town home, and hoping I never have to seriously confront any of these vermin.

BTW, I know I've been a noudge about this, but did you see my "Biggest Berkeley Moonbat Ever" email yet?

I did, and I replied to your previous noodge about it, but I think you missed my reply.

In short: I got it, but I'm inundated with non-blog tasks, and in the online scene, I now have over 600 emails begging replies ahead of yours in the queue!

643 Ledger1  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:18:59pm

Israellycool has some good up-dates on the Cast Lead operation against the “Hamashole positions.”

[IDF blog]

A short while ago (Jan.3), IDF forces began to implement the second stage of Operation Cast Lead. Ground forces have begun to maneuver within the Gaza Strip.

The objective of this stage of the operation is to destroy the terrorist infrastructure of the Hamas in the precise area of operation, while taking control of some of rocket launching area used by the Hamas in order to greatly reduce the quantity of rockets fired at Israel and Israeli civilians. The IDF Spokesperson emphasizes that this stage of the operation will further the goals of Operation Cast Lead as communicated till now: To strike a direct and hard blow against Hamas while increasing the deterrent strength of the IDF, in order to bring about an improved and more stable security situation for residents of southern Israel in the long term.

See Israellycool

See IDF blog

See: Carl In Jerusalem

See: muqata blog

644 Silhouette  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:19:49pm

re: #630 Griffon

My husband and I looked at each other and spewed supper all over when that guy said "You're gonna love my nuts."

"My wife would like that!"

The Wunder Boner.

645 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:19:51pm

re: #633 notutopia

The reviewers name is Robert Butler a notorious sufferer of BDS. This type of nonsense is standard fare for the McClatchy owned KC Star, yes indeedy. The media here in the mid west differ from the coastal media only very slightly.

646 mikalm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:20:36pm

re: #639 Lynn B.

Sorry. I'm not going to condemn a defense attorney for doing his job. I'm all too familiar with the Einhorn case and all of the seedy details (not all of which have been published), including the despicable behavior of the French govt (what's new?).

Fair enough. I suppose he didn't think Einhorn was a flight risk, and obviously neither did the judge. Ol' Ira conned a lot of important and powerful folks in his day.

647 notutopia  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:21:26pm

re: #618 zombie

Luckily, I'm far too busy with non-zombietime stuff to be going to these. I'm secretly glad -- it's starting to get dangerous.

I think tonight's protest will be the worst yet.

If it gets worse than this last protest vid, I'm genuinely relieved and thankful that you are too busy to go Zombie. This is pitching toward a fervor
of physical aggression. Keep Safe.{Zombie}

648 FightingBack  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:23:14pm

re: #629 angst

I was reading The New Yorker yesterday (sorry, I was trapped in a waiting room without reading matter.) In the Dec 8 issue, an article about discount shopping in NYC discussed eyeglass frames. And, noted that some of them were the same style that someone "who could see Russia through them" had worn. A discount shopping article.

649 Muadib  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:24:23pm

re: #347 Charles

Ghouls.

Yes. And a tragedy of their own making.

650 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:24:32pm

re: #605 Wyatt Earp

Street was pretty popular, too, in a lot of sections of the city. My issues with Rendell are personal. He's always treated police officers with contempt, and while he did balance the budget, he did it at the behest of our salaries.

We are still one of the lowest paid police departments in the country.

Well, that stinks and was an aspect of his tenure I'm afraid I wouldn't have been in tune with. From my perspective, the unions had a stranglehold on the city that was choking it to death. He stood up to them, which was from my perspective a breath of fresh air, especially from a Democrat. From my citizen's perspective, he also did some cleaning out of the police dept. and gave it back its good name. So interesting to hear the view from the other side and not surprising, I guess, that it's so different. He did appear to have a real good rapport with the local media and back then the MSM was all we had.

A few years ago he showed up to support a CAIR fundraiser here (at which my (spit!) Congressman Joe Sestak was the keynote speaker. Whatever shred of respect I had for Rendell died that day. I won't even go into what he did to the PLCB...

651 Render  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:24:54pm

re: #640 Render

My word, that was a truely horrible sentence, structure...

Think I'll go back to watching CarlinJerusalem and football for now.

TOO
MANY
IRONS,
R

652 mikalm  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:26:00pm

re: #644 Silhouette

"My wife would like that!"

The Wunder Boner.

That reminds me of this unfortunate classic Batman comic.

653 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:28:15pm
654 UberInfidel67  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:29:53pm

re: #477 Wyatt Earp And I was just starting to like you ; (

655 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:31:37pm

re: #646 mikalm

Fair enough. I suppose he didn't think Einhorn was a flight risk, and obviously neither did the judge. Ol' Ira conned a lot of important and powerful folks in his day.

Oh, you've got that right! I'm usually not a big fan of the death penalty but he's smack dab in the class of vermin that I fully support it for. He didn't know someone had "planted" a chopped up dead body in a trunk in his closet for ... what was it ... weeks? Of course the morally superior Fwench wouldn't extradite him without a pledge to keep the SOB alive.

I quit drinking French wine over that.

/for a while ... ;-)

656 Griffon  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:35:03pm

re: #644 Silhouette

"My wife would like that!"

The Wunder Boner.

My husband would like that. ROFL. However, it only does fish up to 3 lbs. We usually catch Northern Pike bigger than that. BRAG.

657 tackle  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:35:33pm

re: #374 SanFranciscoZionist

Damn it. The IAF told them they were coming. Why the hell didn't they leave the building?

A special place in heaven for these children. A special place in hell for the adults who exploit them. Their blood is on their father's hands.

658 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:38:36pm
659 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:39:06pm

re: #644 Silhouette

"My wife would like that!"

The Wunder Boner.

And Mike Rowe even does voice over... that must have been a 'dirty job' in and of itself...

660 Fearless Fred  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:41:28pm

I wonder if the IDF knows Gilad Shalit's whereabouts?

661 Age Of Freedom  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 5:58:50pm

re: #588 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I simply can't believe Zombie goes to these places. But I'm glad he/she it does.

Fixed.
Zombie is an undead.

662 irongrampa  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 6:13:03pm

Maximum Jihad would be a good rock band name, I think.

663 tradewind  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 6:39:19pm

'Bring it, bitches'.

664 EE  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 6:46:35pm

Hamas is a branch of the Muslim Brotherhood -- they spell that out very clearly in their founding manifesto, the Hamas Covenant.

The useful idiots who have claimed that the Muslim Brotherhood is a "moderate" movement have failed to take into account what Sayyid Qutb, the most influential Muslim Brother after al-Banna the founder, preached: that the jihad has phases or milestones. The Muslim Brotherhood leader who called for Max Jihad against the Jews simply called for the Max phase in that jihad, while other jihads against the infidel and against those Muslims who are regarded as failing to be Islamo-rabid are in other phases. Those useful idiots who regard the Muslim Brotherhood as a permanently "moderate" movement don't understand its goals -- or just refuse to understand what the Ikhwan has plainly stated as its goals, including the Islamic theocratic state, the Islamic theocratic empire or caliphate, and "mastering the world with Islam" -- and don't understand that the jihad phases are a progressive disease of rabidity for the MB, and never go into remission.

665 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 6:48:10pm

I got your jihad right here, come and get it, slimeballs.

666 SevoGuy  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 8:02:48pm

Just finished the book Jihad for Dummies by Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef. Very interesting book. He states that Satan will reward muslim extremists who cut their own throats and when they get to hell they will receive 72 Pig Islamist women.

If I was to describe islam to a normal person they would think I was describing a Satanic cult. Why are you people still following this religion. Can't you put 2 + 2 together?

667 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 8:23:18pm

I saw my cousin-in-law who emigrated from Iran when he was two tonight. I asked him if he self-identified as a Persian or an Iranian. Persian. He said it's a cultural identity, and Iranian is political. Actually, I think he thinks of himself as a Persian-American.

668 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 8:23:58pm

re: #667 EmmmieG

I saw him tonight. He wasn't two tonight, and he didn't emigrate tonight. He just had a party at his house tonight.

669 6pat6  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 9:29:51pm

re: #658 Iron Fist

That was Oklahoma city Norman, OK, and he's the one I am referring to. He was a mohammedan. The MSM really downplayed that. Worse even than the way they ignored that little fact about John Mohammed.

Fixed that for ya!

670 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 3, 2009 9:33:46pm

re: #576 realwest

You has mail Realwest...:)

671 miguelj  Sun, Jan 4, 2009 12:09:41am

I wasn't aware that they had called the previous jihad off.
But it sure sounds like "No More Mr. Nice Guy" this time. All that vast reservoir of Muslim cooperation and good will gone in an instant, squandered!
Oh sh_t.

672 Smilla  Sun, Jan 4, 2009 1:21:01am

Maximum jihad can go ahead now that Obama has been elected.

673 NR Pax  Sun, Jan 4, 2009 4:41:36am
donations of blood

Can we help them with that?

YES WE CAN!

674 NR Pax  Sun, Jan 4, 2009 4:43:04am

re: #667 EmmmieG

He said it's a cultural identity, and Iranian is political. Actually, I think he thinks of himself as a Persian-American.

I have met a few people who have immigrated from Iran who consider it a low insult and almost fighting words if you refer to them as Iranian. Says a lot about that place.

675 strangelove  Sun, Jan 4, 2009 9:57:33am

Maximum Jihad?

Yawn.

When it's Mega-Double-Ultra Jihad, then I'll lock the screen door.


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