Maximum Jihad is nothing new....they have been doing that for quite a few decades now.

Is taht anything like jihad like it 699?

If they want to get their asses kicked, the IDF should help them in this endeavor.

they never stop, the only thing that happend is the wall made it difficult to blow themselves up

And i take it he is in England and they let him incite murder and mayhem?

correction: that

re: #3 Sharmuta

If they want to get their asses kicked, the IDF should help them in this endeavor.

The Muslims keep attacking Israel and expecting a different result each time. Stupid isn't just for Leftists any more.

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

re: #7 FurryOldGuyJeans

The Muslims keep attacking Israel and expecting a different result each time. Stupid isn't just for Leftists any more.

They want their raisins. I fully support the IDF in helping them attain that goal.

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

Make a great video game.

in any way possible: military warfare, popular resistance groups, donations of blood

I think we should help them donate blood.

[cough]

"...donations of blood and money..."
What... they're not "donating" enough blood...?

Can we help with that? You betcha!

I love girls in burkhas which is why I subscribe to Maxim Jihad.

re: #9 Sharmuta

They want their raisins. I fully support the IDF in helping them attain that goal.

Nah, they deserve craisins. ;)

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

Or something Billy Mays or the Shamwow guys would sell.

New Maximum Jihad, available in original "dirty tent" smell, or the new "frisky goat in high summer" scent. Only from -stan cave sprays. Accept no imitations.

ROPMA™.

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

Yeah, been getting tired of Minimum Jihad.

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

In a world where right and wrong mean whatever the Hell you want them to, a new generation of cannon-fodder streams from the kindergartens of Gaza.

Maximum Jihad - now on DVD, or see it real-time at [Link: www.foxnews.com....]

re: #11 Occasional Reader

I think we should help them donate blood.

[cough]

You beat me by 5 seconds!

;D

In his weekly sermon, Muslim Brotherhood General Guide Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef called to launch jihad for the Palestinians in Gaza in any way possible: military warfare, popular resistance groups, donations of blood and money, and comprehensive boycott.

/Israel's rubber and you're glue, your jihad bounces off Israel and sticks to you

re: #10 Sharmuta

Make a great video game.

Your right, lol.

Maximum Jihad- now with 100% more "Ululululululululul!"

By the way, thanks for the new thread, Chief!

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

what like deal with the 37,000 burnt cars?

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

It's funny, my priest in his homilies usually ends the Mass saying "Go in peace". Not once have I ever heard

launch jihad for the Palestinians in Gaza in any way possible: military warfare, popular resistance groups, donations of blood and money, and comprehensive boycott.

Sheesh.

Bring it on, ‘Akef.

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

In an interview with the London daily Al-Quds Al-Arabi, 'Akef said that Israel's operation in Gaza was planned and coordinated with Egypt, Palestine, the U.S., and Israel, and that all of them had agreed with the Zionist-U.S. agenda to assassinate the heads of the Palestinian resistance.

Yeah?

So?

Maximum Jihad. I think I went to school with him.

Sharmuta, i think we are on a new marketing run...time to get these ideas into production.

The link to the lyrics if you feel inclined to sing along.

re: #30 pingjockey

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

That's how I usually greet people also.

donations of blood spatter

The IDF is already facilitating this part of Maximum Jihad.

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

these Eurocrats know who's boss.

Look at Sarkozy, 10% muslim population, he knows damn well in 30 years they will be the majority

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

Where is the Spanish King who told Chavez to SHUT IT? We need that guy.

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

You'd think he'd prefer to stay home with this. But no.

Maximum Jihad....is that anything like Painful Rectal Itch?

And Tarek ibn Ziyad Academy, the Muslim Brotherhood's "maximum jihad" madrassa in Grove Heights, Minnesota, is 100% funded by Minnesota taxpayers.

Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone?

re: #30 pingjockey

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

re: #30 pingjockey

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

And a bleeping afternoon to you to!
;-)

re: #40 FurryOldGuyJeans

Maximum Jihad....is that anything like Painful Rectal Itch?

Yes.

re: #19 kansas

Yeah, been getting tired of Minimum Jihad.

And moderate Jihad is so 90's

re: #30 pingjockey

Hey all. Andrea Mitchell is an idiot and fuck the arab street.

Smart enough to marry Alan Greenspan.

Muslim Brotherhood? What an oxymoron. All other arab muslims have done is use the palestinians as pawns.

re: #40 FurryOldGuyJeans

Maximum Jihad....is that anything like Painful Rectal Itch?

With a name like Maximum Jihad, it must be good!

Every building this guy has been in should be reduced to rubble. But the Israelis will fight for a while, negotiate for a while, and then retreat for a while. Generals William Sherman and Curtis LeMay have the plan for victory and not following that plan just produces defeat. Stop fighting to send messages and fight to get permanent results.

re: #35 Nevergiveup
I was surfing the msm and saw her little propaganda rant. Idiot msm types really have the knack of pissing me off.

re: #39 Occasional Reader

You'd think he'd prefer to stay home with this. But no.

Now, that's a haunch.

maximum jihad sounds like some kind of al-jezera t.v. workout routine.

re: #46 MandyManners

Smart enough to marry Alan Greenspan.

Sorry Mandy but Greenspan ain't the brightest star in the sky. He is partly responsible for what the economy is going through now.

re: #46 MandyManners

I thought Greenspan was boinking Babwa Wawa.....

re: #42 Jetpilot1101

Thank you Captain Obvious.

"To the Apparent-mobile!"

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

Meddle?

Akef goes on to say that Israel's attack was coordinated with the U.S., the UK, Egypt, and Palestinian leaders, for the purpose of assassinating Palestinian leaders.

I think he means coordinated with Fatah as a hit on Hamas leaders.

Then again, as paranoid and disconnected from reality as this bunch is, he may believe that what he said makes perfect sense.

Just the thing to get the Bright Young Things here in the West dancing around waving Kalashnikovs over their heads like Vanessa Redgrave.

/I feel another case of the Seventies coming on.

cheers

eon

"Maximum Jihad, 2 thumbs way up!"
Siskle and Achmed.

;)

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

it's a nod to the french yoots.
he's trying to keep the nightly car-b-q under 1000.

re: #39 Occasional Reader

You'd think he'd prefer to stay home with this. But no.

What does he have that she would want?

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Rote anti Israel expressions are so mindless.

Abbas supports this action against his Hamas mortal enemies as much as any Right wing Israeli.

re: #41 Last Mohican

And Tarek ibn Ziyad Academy, the Muslim Brotherhood's "maximum jihad" madrassa in Grove Heights, Minnesota, is 100% funded by Minnesota taxpayers.

Anyone see a problem with that? Anyone?

What the fuck? Does Minnesota fund any Christian or Jewish schools?

In an interview with the London daily Al-Quds Al-Arabi, 'Akef said that Israel's operation in Gaza was planned and coordinated with Egypt, Palestine, the U.S., and Israel, and that all of them had agreed with the Zionist-U.S. agenda to assassinate the heads of the Palestinian resistance.

Palestine plotted against itself to assassinate it's own heads of resistance?

Talk about self hate

re: #42 Jetpilot1101
Go practice yer putts! That said calmly watching football, flip to the wrong news channel and get her yapping about the arab street. Sheesh.

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

Hey, give them a break, they're STILL trying to surrender to the jihadists.

Oh no, now they are going to try to kill us.

re: #51 ploome hineni

Jewhatred trumps

Well they do have a history?

Strong words, coming at a time when Hamas has been lobbing missiles into Israel and there apparently have been pro-hamas demonstrations going on over much of the world.

Signals?

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

Special guest appearance
The ghost of Arafat.

Islamo-fascists/Islamo-comedians sure like to talk the talk but they never walk the walk. Didn't Hamas already open the gates of hell a couple of times now? Remember the rhetoric coming from the Islamic/Arab side leading up to the prior wars, when they got thoroughly defeated.

Maximum Jihad, regular Jihad, Mickey Mouse Jihad, who cares about what those violent, murderous, racist fascist nazi admirers and women haters believe or what they say.

Bring it on, it's about time.

re: #49 tscottme

Every building this guy has been in should be reduced to rubble. But the Israelis will fight for a while, negotiate for a while, and then retreat for a while. Generals William Sherman and Curtis LeMay have the plan for victory and not following that plan just produces defeat. Stop fighting to send messages and fight to get permanent results.

I could be wrong but, I don't think Israel is doing this to just send a message this time.

re: #26 pegcity

what like deal with the 37,000 burnt cars?

Bailout for the car companies. All those cars will have to be replaced.

for every israeli bagel this guy doesn't buy, I will eat three

re: #62 Nevergiveup

What does he have that she would want?

A big croissant.

re: #66 pingjockey

Go practice yer putts! That said calmly watching football, flip to the wrong news channel and get her yapping about the arab street. Sheesh.

I guess I should have put the ;-) after my comment.

re: #65 Bubblehead II

Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are NOT out to get you.....

Maximum Jihad?

In short...

Maxi Hads

/Okay! I'm sorry.

re: #54 Jetpilot1101

Sorry Mandy but Greenspan ain't the brightest star in the sky. He is partly responsible for what the economy is going through now.

But, he's filthy rich. And, well connected.

re: #43 jcm
Why, spank you very much! Had to spend yesterday in tourist hell. Leavenworth. What a frackin' mess, passes closed, terrorist tourist drivers everywhere.

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
Published: 01.04.09, 00:52 / Israel News
Spain's Foreign Minister Miguel Moratinos spoke with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and expressed his solidarity and support for the Palestinian people in the wake of the IDF ground operation in Gaza. (AFP)

Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

I guess the Muslims won't have to try hard to get Anadalusia back

My jihad is bigger than your jihad

re: #55 whiterasta

I thought Greenspan was boinking Babwa Wawa.....

Maybe in the past.

re: #57 debutaunt

Meddle?

Listen over the years it has been shown beyond any doubt I can't spell. Sheesh, what are you my mother?
/

re: #80 MandyManners

But, he's filthy rich. And, well connected.

Good point but I heard his Viagra bill every month is putting them in the poor house.

re: #27 Nevergiveup

Spanish foreign minister expresses solidarity with Palestinians
...
Boy has that country gone down the dumper!

And here is their prime minister, Zapatero, proudly posing for a picture wearing PLO terrorist garb.

During one of his anti-semitic tirades, Zapatero reportedly said he wasn't surprised that the Holocaust happened, and that he understood where the Nazis were coming from.

re: #77 Jetpilot1101
S'alright. I was being flippant. I really hope the IDF puts the hammer down on these beasts.

What does Maximum Jihad mean, really?
Are we going to see Muslims combusting without the need of C4 vests?
Will they open their mouths even wider in protests than what has been captured in photos so far?
Is Rage Boy™ going to have his eyes pop out of his face?

re: #66 pingjockey

Go practice yer putts! That said calmly watching football, flip to the wrong news channel and get her yapping about the arab street. Sheesh.

When was the last time anyone worried about the American Street?
When was the last time anyone worried about the Israeli Street?

I say worry about the Arab street when they join the civilized world.

Well, I think they should have a mass suicide, that will show us westerners. Every jihadi should just go right out and off themselves, just like the Judean Peoples Front Suicide Squad in Life of Brian. I bet we would learn our lesson then, I bet.

re: #19 kansas

Yeah, been getting tired of Minimum Jihad.

Sounds like a new mutual fund.

re: #81 pingjockey

Why, spank you very much! Had to spend yesterday in tourist hell. Leavenworth. What a frackin' mess, passes closed, terrorist tourist drivers everywhere.

ROFLMAO! What prompted the temporary insanity to to go to Leavenworth?

re: #83 wiffersnapper

My jihad is bigger than your jihad

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

re: #90 jcm

When was the last time anyone worried about the American Street?
When was the last time anyone worried about the Israeli Street?

I say worry about the Arab street when they join the civilized world.

I worry about Sesame Street. Although I think Oscar the Grouch could kick jihadi ass.

re: #88 pingjockey

S'alright. I was being flippant. I really hope the IDF puts the hammer down on these beasts.

No problem, I figured as much.

re: #90 jcm
True dat. I don't care about the arab street, house, mosque, goat pen, nada.

Piss up a rope, spacejesus.

Does anybody have a link to the apes&pigs posters that protestors were carrying around?

I want to show a friend.

The one that actually has the pictures of monkeys.

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

ONE SIZE FITS ALL!

re: #64 MandyManners

What the fuck? Does Minnesota fund any Christian or Jewish schools?

Not that I know of.

Here's a link with more information about the place. A little time spent googling will no doubt yield more.

re: #90 jcm

When was the last time anyone worried about the American Street?
When was the last time anyone worried about the Israeli Street?

I say worry about the Arab street when they join the civilized world.

The biggest problem with both the American and the Israeli Street is finding a parking space when you go out to eat.

re: #87 Last Mohican

And here is their prime minister, Zapatero, proudly posing for a picture wearing PLO terrorist garb.

During one of his anti-semitic tirades, Zapatero reportedly said he wasn't surprised that the Holocaust happened, and that he understood where the Nazis were coming from.

This was the schmuck Spaniards elected when they cowered after the Madrid bombings in 2004. Fat lot of good appeasement has done 'em.

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

BIG JIHAD IS RIPPING US OFF!

re: #78 whiterasta

Well in this case, they are. One has to wonder just how much information Fatah is giving the IDF.

Why is the power still on in Gaza?

re: #93 jcm
Work. 3 restaraunts need their fire supression systems maintenance done. I hate that damn place. Ok to visit, but trying to get any work done is damn near impossible.

No one will stay in the room with me if I put the news on.

I just can't listen to the hamas/pali apologists and not shout at them.

As long as they don't flirt with EXTREME maximum jihad I think we are good.

That would be a Maximum Mistake made be the Maximally Foolish People on the planet.

re: #102 Nevergiveup

And so many places closed on the Israeli street on Saturday.....

i bet the O is watching all this and his skinny knees are knocking.

re: #108 SummerSong

No one will stay in the room with me if I put the news on.

I just can't listen to the hamas/pali apologists and not shout at them.

Same at my house! Everyone scatters, and I am not allowed to watch tv at times.

re: #111 Cdat88

And so many places closed on the Israeli street on Saturday.....

Well not saturday night

re: #98 MandyManners
Where the hell is he? Did I miss a mispost?

If this keeps up, there won't be anymore cars in France.

re: #112 nyc redneck

i bet the O is watching all this and his skinny knees are knocking.

I was thinking he was just waiting for it to end so he could take credit.

re: #64 MandyManners

What the fuck? Does Minnesota fund any Christian or Jewish schools?

No, but they do fund the "holy s--- I found another ballot for Al Franken" printing press and the "what the f--- am I going to do now that I voted for Al Franken and he won" 12-step program.

re: #101 Last Mohican

Not that I know of.

Here's a link with more information about the place. A little time spent googling will no doubt yield more.

I wonder if they teach evolution.

re: #112 nyc redneck

i bet the O is watching all this and his skinny knees are knocking.

His weekly radio adress dealt with the economy. Allegedly, there was no mention of the Israeli attacks.

re: #85
Nevergiveup

PIYF

re: #115 pingjockey

Where the hell is he? Did I miss a mispost?

#75

re: #118 Jetpilot1101

No, but they do fund the "holy s--- I found another ballot for Al Franken" printing press and the "what the f--- am I going to do now that I voted for Al Franken and he won" 12-step program.

See Mohican's No. 101.

When have these goat humpers ever done anything but call for "maximum jihad" and then cringe and cower when Israel kicks their ass.

I just hope Israel does not chicken out until it has administered the Maximum Ass Kicking.

re: #122 FurryOldGuyJeans
Thanks.

Isn't Maximum Jihad Michael Jackson's name upon conversion?

I could vomit at the thought of Billary getting involved in 3 weeks time. Dear Leader and henchman will prevent Israel from getting the job done.

Go Netanyahu (he will flip them the bird).

re: #115 pingjockey

Where the hell is he? Did I miss a mispost?

Asshole dinged me down. Guess he doesn't like haunches.

re: #126 Age Of Freedom

Isn't Maximum Jihad Michael Jackson's name upon conversion?

Mad Maximum: Beyond Jihad - starring Mel Gibson

re: #114 Nevergiveup

Well not saturday night

True. but can you really trust the Hummus after it has been out all Saturday waiting for opening?

re: #113 Crimsonfisted

Same at my house! Everyone scatters, and I am not allowed to watch tv at times.

Yep. :(

What's the middle name for Maximum Jihad?

Hussein?

re: #125 pingjockey

Thanks.

I almost missed it myself; not the usual full-throttle trollish snark. ;)

Be careful what you ask for,
Muslim Brotherhood General Guide Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef.

re: #18 Nevergiveup

Doesn't Sarkozy have anything better to do but mettle in affairs that he has no business getting involved in?

Bruni must be out of town

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

What about a free set of ginsu knives?

re: #128 MandyManners
Well, troll is an aquired taste!

Is Maximum Jihad before Extreme Jihad?

re: #8 DEZes

Maximum Jihad, Sounds like a new movie or song title.

Maybe the sequel to Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive -- this time, the trucks convert to Islam before going on a rampage!

re: #135 So?

Bruni must be out of town

Think she is already stepping out on him?

Muslim yoot to mom, "I'll take the trash out later. I'm playing Maximum Jihad, and I just made it to Level Six!"

re: #128 MandyManners

Asshole dinged me down. Guess he doesn't like haunches.

Corrected. :)

re: #105 Bubblehead II

Well in this case, they are. One has to wonder just how much information Fatah is giving the IDF.

Whatever they can get their hands, on I suspect. One thing that worries me about this situation is that it's like Christmas and their birthday all rolled into one for Fatah. But I suppose the Israeli government knows this, and I don't know why I think I need to keep an eye on it.

re: #128 MandyManners

Asshole dinged me down. Guess he doesn't like haunches.

That was corrected for ya. ;)

re: #109 lesbianrainforest

As long as they don't flirt with EXTREME maximum jihad I think we are good.

That's the kind where the Jihad dial goes up to eleven, right?

re: #141 Jack Reacher

Muslim yoot to mom, "I'll take the trash out later. I'm playing Maximum Jihad, and I just made it to Level Six!"

Wait til you get to Level 72!

re: #103 FurryOldGuyJeans

This was the schmuck Spaniards elected when they cowered after the Madrid bombings in 2004. Fat lot of good appeasement has done 'em.

Indeed. Just in case anyone has forgotten, Aznar, the incumbent and an opponent of Islamic terrorism, was coasting to a sure victory, until Al Qaeda bombed a bunch of trains in Madrid, three days before the elections. The pathetic, puking little cowards of Spain panicked and voted in the socialist workers party instead.

So now we have the Spanish prime minister wearing a terrorist outfit, and expressing his sympathy for Hitler and the Palestinians.

re: #116 So?

If this keeps up, there won't be anymore cars in France.

Reduce their carbon footprint, it will.

re: #136 tackle

What about a free set of ginsu knives?

Call in the next 5 minutes and we'll not only include a Snuggie and a set of Ginsu knives, but and additional Burqqie. That's right, the Burqqie, a Snuggie burqa just for the wife. Comes in Traditional Black or Taliban Blue.

re: #87 Last Mohican

And here is their prime minister, Zapatero, proudly posing for a picture wearing PLO terrorist garb.

During one of his anti-semitic tirades, Zapatero reportedly said he wasn't surprised that the Holocaust happened, and that he understood where the Nazis were coming from.

The real punch-line to Zapatero's dementia goes back to the massacre and expulsion of Jews from Spain in the 14th and 15th centuries. The Inquisition was responsible for both, the massacre in 1390-91, and the expulsion (ordered by King Ferdinand of "...and Isabella" fame) in 1456.

Some Jewish families elected to "stay behind", changing their family names (to less "Jewish-sounding" versions) and practicing their faith in private- on pain of death if they were found out. They became known as Sephardic Jews. The term for this period in Jewish and Spanish history is the Sepharad.

The "punch-line" is that one of the names recognized as a Sephardic family name is... Zapatero.

cheers

eon

Someone needs to shut the power off in Gaza. All the damn lights are on, and that plays hell with night vision gear.

re: #146 Wyatt Earp

Wait til you get to Level 72!

Eh. Just look up the cheat codes. ;-)>

Maximum Jihad? I got an e-mail offering an herbal supplement that would increase the size of my Jihad called the same thing.

re: #141 Jack Reacher

Muslim yoot to mom, "I'll take the trash out later. I'm playing Maximum Jihad, and I just made it to Level Six!"

Loser. I made lvl 32 in MJ in 2 days....

Maximum jihad?

Really? You mean to tell me that they weren't doing this before. Sloppy Islamists. That means that the jihadis before now were in violation of the very Islamic law that they claim drives them to carry out jihad.

Was the prior jihad minimum jihad? lo jihad? med jihad? hi jihad?

Who exactly are they kidding. This is just yet another excuse to demand that Islamists kill infidels, especially Jews.

Kind of tough to do the "Maximum Jihad" thing with "Minimum [bigoted word]s" who ain't got "No Mo". How many of them Gazastinian Hamasotards know how to swim?

Security Council schedules emergency consultations

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

As useless as tits on a bull.

we needn't worry. after all, "jihad" means 'inner struggle'.

re: #129 Wyatt Earp

Mad Maximum: Beyond Jihad - starring Mel Gibson

It absolutely fits the theme.
Good one.

re: #130 Cdat88

True. but can you really trust the Hummus after it has been out all Saturday waiting for opening?

Someone left it out? Was it raining?

re: #151 pingjockey

Someone needs to shut the power off in Gaza. All the damn lights are on, and that plays hell with night vision gear.

But, Amy Goodman told me that the power in Gaza has been cut for ages because zionists are using the fuel to power their diesel-engined puppy blenders.

If you're going to date virgin, try Maximum Jihad. Don't let them see you sweat.

re: #54 Jetpilot1101

re: #46 MandyManners

Smart enough to marry Alan Greenspan.

Sorry Mandy but Greenspan ain't the brightest star in the sky. He is partly responsible for what the economy is going through now.

Probably what Mandy meant, genius.

Does this mean that they're going to spring into action and cease using cell phones?

re: #149 Sharmuta

Call in the next 5 minutes and we'll not only include a Snuggie and a set of Ginsu knives, but and additional Burqqie. That's right, the Burqqie, a Snuggie burqa just for the wife. Comes in Traditional Black or Taliban Blue.

LOL Can we get the ShamWow snuggie if we want one?

re: #157 Nevergiveup
Actually tits on a bull would be more useful than the useless nitwits have ever been.

Wegmans sells clementine oranges from various countries. I always check to see where they're from. If it says "Spain", I don't buy. I'll never forget Spain for cut and run from Iraq.

Any coincidence why the Spain is going through a major housing bust?

Can I call it Schadenfreude?

re: #160 MandyManners

Someone left it out? Was it raining?

[Video]

That was the couscous cake....silly Mandy...

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.
What is this guy abbreviating? Discuss.

Second, his title:

Muslim Brotherhood General Guide

So, he gives guided tours? Tours of a general nature? Nature Guided Tours? Battle of Tours, anyone? Discuss.

re: #68 jones

Oh no, now they are going to try to kill keel us.

Corrected that for ya.

re: #154 Cdat88

Loser. I made lvl 32 in MJ in 2 days....

Well, he only has one hand free for the game.

re: #165 Pvt Bin Jammin

LOL Can we get the ShamWow snuggie if we want one?

Does Billy Mays do Maximum Jihad infomercials?

re: #165 Pvt Bin Jammin

LOL Can we get the ShamWow snuggie if we want one?

NOT to be confused with the SharmWow Snuggie.

re: #140 Nevergiveup

Think she is already stepping out on him?

If she is, the paparazzi are oblivious.

re: #161 Guanxi88
Does Glen Reynolds know they have diesel powered puppy blenders?

Euro Jew haters co-opting Anne Frank

Fricken assholes.

re: #175 pingjockey

Does Glen Reynolds know they have diesel powered puppy blenders?

That's who sold them to the IDF. Duh!

re: #158 spankerfish

we needn't worry. after all, "jihad" means 'inner struggle'.

"Maximum inner struggle"? I think I had one of those last night after I ate a chicken wrap from Wendy's. Couldn't believe such a small thing could inflict such pain.

Sharmuta, it's never occurred to me to ask before: do you have sons?

re: #173 Sharmuta

NOT to be confused with the SharmWow Snuggie.

I bet some man says wow if he gets one.

I just popped a leftover bottle of bubbly.

Here's to Israel's victory over the barbarians......

L'Chiam!

re: #171 Jack Reacher

Don't want to know what part of the goat he was touching with the other hand....

re: #57 debutaunt

Meddle?

Thank you.

/shouldn'a resisted, myself!

btw, "shouldn'a" is NOT misspelled!
;D

re: #172 Wyatt Earp

Does Billy Mays do Maximum Jihad infomercials?

He must. I feel victimized listening to him. LOL

re: #177 Guanxi88
Silly me. Should've known. Double duh!

I see the FMSM ideation of Hamas was to blame for this round of violence didn't last very long.

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad?

[Caution: If you experience jihad lasting longer than thirteen centuries, consult a physician.]

re: #185 pingjockey

And I got a sweet 10% commission on the deal.

I wonder if my blood donations end up going to Jihadists trying to kill innocent people?

re: #26 pegcity

what like deal with the 37,000 burnt cars?

Some plan that Algore came up with.

re: #106 Nevergiveup

For the same reason that Israel lets "Humanitarian Aid" trucks through. The politicians seem to believe that if they are shown that they "care" about the "common" person, then any action they take against the terrorist will offset any negative press. F**king fools. You don't defeat an enemy by giving life support to their base. Cut off everything. Power, Water, Food. Let's see how long they last after that. But they will not do this as it will make them "look bad". Again, F**king fools, The MSM will make anything they do short of complete Nation suicide look bad.

Whew! As long as it's not Ludicrous Speed Jihad.

re: #173 Sharmuta

NOT to be confused with the SharmWow Snuggie.

Love it!

re: #120 Wyatt Earp

His weekly radio adress dealt with the economy. Allegedly, there was no mention of the Israeli attacks.

isn't it odd that he won't address such an important topic.
his reason is "there is only one president at a time." (conveniently)
i think he messed up so bad when russia went into georgia, w/ his statement that 'both countries should just step back and try to get along,'
he is nervous abt. saying anything now when it is a dangerous serious confrontational issue.

putin is dreaming abt. how weak the O is.
he wakes up w/ plans on his mind.
and then smiles.

re: #187 Occasional Reader

[Caution: If you experience jihad lasting longer than thirteen centuries, consult a physician.]

Funniest. Line. EVAH!

re: #193 shifty

Whew! As long as it's not Ludicrous Speed Jihad.

never have that damned thing down in front of me! How do I know you're not making faces at me under that?

Security Council is having a meeting in a few minutes. I hope Israel tells them to shut the fuck up.

re: #124 Alouette

When have these goat humpers ever done anything but call for "maximum jihad" and then cringe and cower when Israel kicks their ass.

I just hope Israel does not chicken out until it has administered the Maximum Ass Kicking.

goathumper is one word BTW. And when these goathumper force it, they gets a much larger answer then expected. It's a comin' - Look what they gots for 911. A worldwide war on goathumpers, a loss of two countries, and one fresh in the sights.

re: #188 Guanxi88
Good on you. OT, Cards 28-Falcons 17. 3rd quarter.

re: #94 Sharmuta

Suffering from small jihad? Try new and improved Maximum Jihad and bulk up your jihad or your money back! Call today and we'll throw in a free Snuggie- perfect for concealing explosive vests.

But wait! There's more! Order now and we'll double your virgins!

re: #187 Occasional Reader

[Caution: If you experience jihad lasting longer than thirteen centuries, consult a physician.]

At least painful rectal itch has a medicated creme to clear up the problem.

Stern warnings from the Sec. General of the UN. This guy must be from a parallel universe or something, like bizzaro world?

re: #193 shifty
Plaid isn't haram.

re: #179 SanFranciscoZionist

Sorry- I don't discuss my private life.

re: #204 pingjockey

Plaid isn't haram.

But dead men don't wear plaid

re: #198 MandyManners
Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

9 out of 10 martyrs prefer Maximum Jihad to any other anti-perspirant.

re: #169 NelsFree

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.
What is this guy abbreviating? Discuss.

Second, his title:

Muslim Brotherhood General Guide

So, he gives guided tours? Tours of a general nature? Nature Guided Tours? Battle of Tours, anyone? Discuss.

An abbreviated life span.

re: #127 witness

I could vomit at the thought of Billary getting involved in 3 weeks time.

Well, if Hillary goes to visit the Middle East, she won't be able to kiss Suha Arafat (Yassar's widow) this time. Suha long ago left the Middle East, remarried the President of Tunisia's brother-in-law, and is now living it up in Paris on a 22 million dollar a year stipend, drawn by Fatah from the embezzled contributions of U.S. taxpayers (among others).

However, if Hillary's still in a smooching-terrorists mood, I read that two of Hamas leader Niza Rayan's four wives survived the IDF attacks. Maybe they'd be up for a little cheek time.

re: #207 pingjockey

Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

Doing a headliner in Vegas.

re: #208 So?

9 out of 10 martyrs prefer Maximum Jihad to any other anti-perspirant.

They use anti-perspirant?

Gotta' go sling some hash. bbl

Achmed, Maximum Jihad! Full speed ahead,damn the torpedos, give me warp speed!
She no will hold captain!

re: #169 NelsFree

Okay, first, the guy's name:

Muhammad Mahdi ‘Akef

Usually, a semicolon in front denotes an abbreviation, like '09 for 2009.
What is this guy abbreviating? Discuss.

Most likely, there's a "hajji" or "al-Hajj" in there. The semicolon is often used to denote a leader, "holy man", etc., who has made one or more pilgrimages to Mecca.

Second, his title:

Muslim Brotherhood General Guide

So, he gives guided tours? Tours of a general nature? Nature Guided Tours? Battle of Tours, anyone? Discuss.

Leads tours of the new, soon-to-be-opened, Sharia Theme Park on the sea-front at Southend?

/Channeling Douglas Adams a bit, there.

cheers

eon

re: #200 pingjockey

Good on you. OT, Cards 28-Falcons 17. 3rd quarter.

Yup, the power may not be out in Gaza but it looks like it is going out all over Georgia tonight!

re: #207 pingjockey

He was just on FOX by phone

re: #212 Guanxi88

They use anti-perspirant?

Yeah . . . on their goats.

When your personal jihad leads to your own death, how much more is there from that to ''the max?"
Inquiring minds want to know.

re: #205 Sharmuta

Sorry- I don't discuss my private life.

That may make it difficult for you to enter the...
LGF Sweetheart Contest!

re: #187 Occasional Reader

[Caution: If you experience jihad lasting longer than thirteen centuries, consult a meta-physician.]

re: #176 Alouette

Euro Jew haters co-opting Anne Frank

Fricken assholes.

You know the vast majority of these protests consist of Muslims and Arabs.
Yes, there are many many useful idiots, but don't let it confuse you that it's the other way around.

Maximum fuck them.

re: #217 witness
Damn, missed it.

re: #205 Sharmuta

Sorry- I don't discuss my private life.

Quite all right, I was just thinking that if you did, it was obvious what angry drivers would scream out the car window at them. Sorry, bad joke.

I'm overly caffeinated.

re: #223 pingjockey

I believe he said this is serious operation as in its not half hearted?

I thought cair and the such have been telling us that jihad doesn't mean anything violent and that it actually the means inner struggle for self improvement?

re: #219 mean Gene

How many others you take with you, I assume.

re: #214 opnion

Achmed, Maximum Jihad! Full speed ahead,damn the torpedos, give me warp speed!
She no will hold captain!

The Dilithium Goats are fusing!

You know that ambulance that was just going thru Gaza City had ammunitions in it?

re: #218 Wyatt Earp

Yeah . . . on their goats.

I thought they used it on their, *ahem*, so the wives didn't smell goat on their, *ahem*, when they got home.

Next up, he will call for full Shamwow Jihad in snuggies!

I would love to wake up and find an IDF aerial video on Youtube with this piece of shit on the other end.

re: #225 witness
I don't think I've ever seen or been part of a non-serious military operation.

re: #229 Nevergiveup

You know that ambulance that was just going thru Gaza City had ammunitions in it?

It get whacked?

re: #219 mean Gene

When your personal jihad leads to your own death, how much more is there from that to ''the max?"

Sort of the Islamic version of, "Vote early, vote often".

re: #162 So?

If you're going to date virgin, try Maximum Jihad. Don't let them see you sweat.

correction

f you're going to date 72 virgins, try Maximum Jihad. They can't stand smelly martyrs.

re: #229 Nevergiveup

You know that ambulance that was just going thru Gaza City had ammunitions in it?

EVERYTHING in Gaza City has ammunition in it. Given how much Middle Easterners smoke, I have no idea how the place has lasted so long.

re: #231 opnion

Snuggie Berka

re: #228 NelsFree

The Dilithium Goats are fusing!

Fused goats can be dangerous.....

re: #234 jcm

It get whacked?

Not yet- but I wonder why it didn't?

re: #145 stuiec

Well, it's one mo.

He said that this fateful moment of the battle against Zionism is the time for jihad to its maximum degree, and that this is incumbent upon everyone.

Meanwhile, at LGF, they told me to send Pizza. So I did.

re: #207 pingjockey

Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

he said something today, but i didn't read the article

Funny, I hadn't noticed how quiet the Obama campaign (well, it still feels like a campaign) has been on this issue. Where's Obama? For that matter, where's Bush? Sitting on the couch, wearing a Snuggie, having a beer and laughing is ass off that he's outta here in three weeks?

Looks like the power is off now. At least from the FNC camera view.

Off to dinner....bbl

re: #231 opnion

Next up, he will call for full Shamwow Jihad in snuggies!

Yeah and if that lady were to actually pick up that expandable leather handbag after she packs all that junk in it she'd have to be a weightlifter!
Think if all that storage space were used for jihad!

re: #238 witness

Snuggie Berka

Genuis! Want to split the financing?

re: #249 opnion

accept it has no sleeves

re: #245 tackle

Funny, I hadn't noticed how quiet the Obama campaign (well, it still feels like a campaign) has been on this issue. Where's Obama? For that matter, where's Bush? Sitting on the couch, wearing a Snuggie, having a beer and laughing is ass off that he's outta here in three weeks?

Bush has actually made some decent comments in the last day, and even Rice has managed not to put her foot in her own mouth.

"maximum jihad"

is that a stronger anti-jooooo detergent than yer normal Hamas brand?

/gotta call domestos - put forward the ULTRA jihad product.

re: #245 tackle

Funny, I hadn't noticed how quiet the Obama campaign (well, it still feels like a campaign) has been on this issue. Where's Obama? For that matter, where's Bush? Sitting on the couch, wearing a Snuggie, having a beer and laughing is ass off that he's outta here in three weeks?

Probably not a beer, but otherwise, it's a beautiful image.

re: #249 opnion

Genuis! Want to split the financing?

You can get startup Sharia financing in Qatar.

re: #251 itellu3times

I didn't catch them - what'd he say?

re: #236 So?

correction

f you're going to date 72 virgins, try Maximum Jihad. They can't stand smelly martyrs.

I used to teach middle school--the sixth-grade boys spritzed themselves liberally with something that, now that I think of it, may have been called Maximum Jihad.

I had a kid with asthma in the class. I'm amazed he lived. I actually had to send a couple kids out of class as biohazards.

One culprit told me "That's what a real man smells like."

I told him that most certainly was NOT what a real man smelled like. Quoth the sixth grader to his thirty-two year old teacher: "How would you know?"

re: #85 Nevergiveup

Listen over the years it has been shown beyond any doubt I can't spell. Sheesh, what are you my mother?
/

You spelled 'mettle' perfectly. Didja mean meddle, son?

re: #207 pingjockey

Where the Hell is John Bolton when ya need him?

At Fox News 'bout 15 minutes ago... can't find link...

re: #250 witness

accept except it has no sleeves

PIYF

re: #244 So?

he said something today, but i didn't read the article

On FNC about 5 minutes ago. Said the usual smart stuff. Forget the propaganda that you are hearing tonight. Israel is the real deal. (Paraphrased.)

re: #259 NelsFree

I hate thinking (required for spelling)

email yer support for the IDF here

[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

israeli english language newstalk station...
they have a live stream.

re: #255 tackle

nevermind - looked it up myself. I can be so lazy :)

Don't forget to try Maximum Jihad in a can.

re: #248 mean Gene

Yeah and if that lady were to actually pick up that expandable leather handbag after she packs all that junk in it she'd have to be a weightlifter!
Think if all that storage space were used for jihad!

Hmm, Fatima , just try this vest on & ignore the canisters.

State Dept: US working for Mideast cease-fire

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

But since the building is locked and nobody can find the key, it might have to wait till next week?