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Received this evening from a reader in Kuala Lumpur, who followed a link from the “Most Blogged” section of a Yahoo News article:

you are lying thru your teeth if you want to deny those pictures as ”staged”.. how is it staged ? just because that shows how cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiots you are .. may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day

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1 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:18:02pm

There are about 3 rotating titles in there. Which to choose?

Oh shoot, I go with Sickening Zionist Honcos

2 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:18:30pm

re: #1 Bloodnok

There are about 3 rotating titles in there. Which to choose?

Oh shoot, I go with Sickening Zionist Honcos

seconded!

3 loppyd  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:18:35pm
may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day


Yo!

4 Lee Coller  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:18:40pm

I'm having trouble parsing this:

you are lying thru your teeth if you want to deny those pictures as ”staged".

5 Tarkus289  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:18:49pm

This crap is getting harder to take.

6 loppyd  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:19:03pm

re: #4 Lee Coller

I'm having trouble parsing this:

I had to read it twice.

7 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:19:21pm
8 AG in Houston  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:19:25pm

You disgusting Zionist honco!

If yo don't know, yo betta ask somebody!

Yo, MTV raps!

9 Joo-LiZ  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:19:38pm

I'm amused at the fact that I've never yet seen a piece of properly-edited hate-mail.

It'd be a lot more worrisome if they knew how to type.

10 jaunte  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:19:45pm

Cannibal honcos?
Consulting my Indonesian slang dictionary, I have to say: "so what gitu loh!"

11 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:20:15pm

His one paragraph could be used as an entire English course.

12 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:20:34pm
may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos

may yo?

ketchup?

mustard?

exactly what condiment is it trying to write about?

13 soccerdad  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:20:36pm

re: #1 Bloodnok

There are about 3 rotating titles in there. Which to choose?

Oh shoot, I go with Sickening Zionist Honcos

I'm partial to:

uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiots
14 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:20:39pm
15 rumcrook  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:20:47pm

huh..... why do these islamotards allways sound like illiterate drunks?

16 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:21:07pm

That hurts. I've always liked to think of myself as rather outwardly subservient.

17 soccerdad  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:21:11pm

re: #7 buzzsawmonkey

I loved Paul Newman in "Honco."

now THAT was a movie

18 kansas  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:21:16pm

re: #15 rumcrook

huh..... why do these islamotards allways sound like illiterate drunks?

Asked and answered.

19 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:21:20pm

re: #10 jaunte

Cannibal honcos?
Consulting my Indonesian slang dictionary, I have to say: "so what gitu loh!"

You have an Indonesian slang dictionary? I'm impressed...

/Honc, honc!

20 karmic_inquisitor  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:21:34pm

Charles -

We need a new feature -Aliases.

I want the alias "Self Subservient Honco"

Thanks!

21 MarkX  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:21:47pm

Classic projection.

22 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:21:53pm

Someone needs remedial English.

23 Buster Bunny  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:21:53pm

may yo?

Ketchup and get with the program !

Um .. ya .. death to Israel .. blah blah .. nice chatting to ya too.

/End of conversation .. period.

24 michaelgvh  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:22:21pm

self subservient?
Is that someone who oppresses themselves? Sounds like a bad thing, I guess.

25 Buster Bunny  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:23:04pm

Honcos go well with burritos and tacos .. in your enchiladas.

26 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:23:04pm
27 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:23:06pm

re: #11 David IV of Georgia

His one paragraph could be used as an entire English course.

I was thinking close to the same thing.

What is "self-subservient"?

What is "honco"?

28 Broomer  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:23:24pm

Sad news just released by the IDF. Friendly fire this time.

29 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:23:30pm

So after you rot in hell for one day do you get to freshen up in some other locale?

30 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:23:55pm

re: #20 karmic_inquisitor

Charles -

We need a new feature -Aliases.

I want the alias "Self Subservient Honco"

Thanks!

Somebody just has to register as "self subservient honco" during the next registration.

31 Watcher  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:23:57pm

"Zionist honcos", huh?

32 Digital Display  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:14pm

ust because that shows how cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiots you are ..

That is one wacked out email...Even in my best trash talking days I never used the word 'cannibal' Huh? OK maybe I'll eat you alive in this game but never with cooking instructions..
Totally Lame

33 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:17pm

re: #27 reine.de.tout

I was thinking close to the same thing.

What is "self-subservient"?

What is "honco"?

"Honco if you love Zionistos"

/protest sign

34 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:19pm

re: #24 michaelgvh

self subservient?
Is that someone who oppresses themselves? Sounds like a bad thing, I guess.

I was just pondering that myself.

35 loppyd  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:27pm

re: #24 michaelgvh

self subservient?
Is that someone who oppresses themselves? Sounds like a bad thing, I guess.

I dinged you down on a accident as my little niece used to say. But I corrected!

I wonder how you say maroon in Malay?

36 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:28pm

re: #30 reine.de.tout

Somebody just has to register as "self subservient honco" during the next registration.

that's SICKENING ZIONIST HONCO to you, bub.

37 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:32pm

Just what in sam hell is a honco?

38 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:35pm

re: #7 buzzsawmonkey

I loved Paul Newman in "Honco."

John Wayne, doncha mean? Paul Newman was this one

... hard to pick a winner, there.

39 Salem  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:47pm

I think that thread is getting a lot of islamofascist's attention.

40 Buster Bunny  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:51pm

Take a tour through the pictures of Damour and realise what these people are truly capable of. There is stuff there (and in the Algerian civil war) that I wouldnt want done to anyone.

Nasty Pasties, no soup for you !

41 SlartyBartfast  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:55pm

Great bumper sticker material too: "Honc if you love LGF".

42 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:24:58pm

At first I was thinking "honco" was a misspelled "honcho", but that word doesn't really work with the—shall we call it a sentence?

43 MarkX  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:25:10pm

'rot in hell one day'?

Yeah, I think I can handle just one day...

44 loppyd  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:25:30pm

Is honco plural for honkey?

45 rumcrook  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:25:48pm

re: #24 michaelgvh

if you self subserviant yourself to much you'll go blind.

46 Spare O'Lake  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:25:53pm

Ich bin ein honco.

47 Dianna  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:26:06pm
may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day

After you. And we'll be able to spell and compose a coherent account when we get there.

48 Buster Bunny  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:26:13pm

The worst thing you can possibly hold up to an Islamofascist is a mirror. Once he realises what he is really like, all this 'religion of peace' nonsense is just hollow.

49 albusteve  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:26:37pm

if there were a HoFame for this sort of thing...this post would be an inductee...Charles should guild it and hang it out on the patio....

50 Dianna  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:26:54pm

re: #44 loppyd

Is honco plural for honkey?

I think - though I shan't swear to it - that it's supposed to be "honchos."

Though that doesn't make it any more comprehensible, does it?

51 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:26:59pm

we are all honcos now.

52 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:27:16pm

I hope he gets his mother to review his homework before he turns it in.

53 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:27:23pm

I've always considered my self, self-obsequious, but that's just me.

54 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:27:26pm

Self-subservient...

I guess that means we bow down before ourselves. Is that kind of like navel gazing? Ommmmm.....

55 notutopia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:27:37pm

Um...I think we hit an emotional button on this guy.
Can we please do it again....

56 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:27:39pm
57 loppyd  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:27:47pm

all of your honcos are belonging to us!

58 solomonpanting  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:27:58pm
may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day

May your time be an eternity.

59 Eagle  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:01pm

I am Honco.

60 stevieray  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:05pm

Doesn't honco make that pocket fisherman thing?

61 Spare O'Lake  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:06pm

The accusation of cannibalism is interesting. Is he perhaps restating, in his broken English, the blood libel?

62 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:06pm
just because that shows how cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiots you are

The level of projection is astounding. We're not the ones using dead babies as propaganda tools. We're not the ones putting our own people in harms way intentionally. If anything- this person described hamas.

63 albusteve  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:09pm

re: #51 blue_like_jazz

we are all honcos now.

I am Honco!

64 DisturbedEma  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:11pm

re: #28 Broomer

Sad news just released by the IDF. Friendly fire this time.

Baruch HaShem. . .Dayan Emes. . .

65 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:26pm

i'm tired so someone please take

HONCO

and run with it like it's

RONCO (of pocket fisherman fame).

buzz, it's time to step it up! =)

66 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:35pm

re: #27 reine.de.tout

What is "honco"?

I think it's like a Tijuana Steamer, but only one person does stuff.

67 jaunte  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:44pm

re: #57 loppyd

Apparently he's calling us 'pre-engineered steel buildings'
[Link: www.honco.qc.ca...]

68 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:50pm
69 Digital Display  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:28:53pm

Big Honcho's are ripping us off!

70 Sizzlack  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:07pm
may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day

Hey...it could be worse. He could have told us to rot in hell for two days.

71 SlartyBartfast  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:07pm

re: #56 buzzsawmonkey

Hahaha! Is that like the Honco Pocket Fisherman?

72 Broomer  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:08pm

Charles, I didn't see LGF in Weblog's Best Conservative Blog. My vote went to Hanson. I'll vote for LGF for the duration of the poll.

I used to subscribe to Atlas but got disgusted with her tone and you made a very good point about choosing allies carefully. She doesn't deserve to win.

73 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:16pm

re: #65 blue_like_jazz

i'm tired so someone please take

HONCO

and run with it like it's

RONCO (of pocket fisherman fame).

buzz, it's time to step it up! =)

and you did before i even finished typing this! LMAO

74 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:21pm

re: #54 Amy

Self-subservient...

I guess that means we bow down before ourselves. Is that kind of like navel gazing? Ommmmm.....

If you wish to take selfishness to the next level...

75 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:29pm

re: #67 jaunte

Apparently he's calling us 'pre-engineered steel buildings'
[Link: www.honco.qc.ca...]

It all becomes clear....

76 Buster Bunny  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:33pm

re: #61 Spare O'Lake

The accusation of cannibalism is interesting. Is he perhaps restating, in his broken English, the blood libel?

These guys wind themselves up into a parasitical unwieldy hatred before they go splodeydope on societies. Why else do you think most massacres happen immediately after the Friday prayers?

77 stevieray  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:38pm

re: #66 Noam Sayin'

I think it's like a Tijuana Steamer, but only one person does stuff.

The Alabama Hot Honco?

78 FrogMarch  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:47pm

re: #59 Eagle

I am Honco.

We are all Honco now. Rotting in hell... someday soon.
Yo.

79 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:50pm

self-subservient honco. Love it.

click my avatar!

80 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:53pm

re: #52 David IV of Georgia

I hope he gets his mother to review his homework before he turns it in.

Nah this one will spend the rest of it's life flipping burgers in some greasy spoon, or living on the dole.

81 NY Nana  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:29:55pm

My name is NY Nana and I am a proud sickening zionist honco(s)!

82 loppyd  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:00pm

re: #56 buzzsawmonkey

It's the new Fautography Debunking Kit by Honco™!

It's quick! Easy! Fun to use!

Helps you detect staged photographs throughout the MSM!

Order today, and you get this fabulous poster of Green Helmet Guy!

And if you order in the next 5 minutes you get this additional collector's addition photo of the eyebrow-less wailing woman!

83 Gretchen G.Tiger  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:03pm

Yo Lizard Honcos!

84 Bob Dillon  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:15pm

re: #10 jaunte

Cannibal honcos?
Consulting my Indonesian slang dictionary, I have to say: "so what gitu loh!"

KL is Malaysia - Indonesians speak mostly Malay.

85 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:20pm
86 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:20pm

re: #78 FrogMarch

We are all Honco now. Rotting in hell... someday soon.
Yo.

but for only one day, mind you.

87 FrogMarch  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:29pm

re: #60 stevieray

Doesn't honco make that pocket fisherman thing?

Spray on hair.

88 Buster Bunny  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:29pm

re: #67 jaunte

Apparently he's calling us 'pre-engineered steel buildings'
[Link: www.honco.qc.ca...]

Thats purely a fabrication ;)

89 jaunte  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:33pm

Bégo, gilé! Emangnya kenapa?

90 Digital Display  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:43pm

re: #72 Broomer

Charles, I didn't see LGF in Weblog's Best Conservative Blog. My vote went to Hanson. I'll vote for LGF for the duration of the poll.

I used to subscribe to Atlas but got disgusted with her tone and you made a very good point about choosing allies carefully. She doesn't deserve to win.

Cool Nic.. I understand that was the number one name for babies in the Gaza Strip.

91 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:45pm

re: #79 reine.de.tout

Should I go with "cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiot"?

92 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:30:54pm

re: #56 buzzsawmonkey

It's the new Fautography Debunking Kit by Honco™!

It's quick! Easy! Fun to use!

Helps you detect staged photographs throughout the MSM!

Order today, and you get this fabulous poster of Green Helmet Guy!

Can I get a brand new stuffed toy smeared with blood ketchup with my purchase?

93 Silhouette  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:31:00pm

re: #9 Joo-LiZ

I'm amused at the fact that I've never yet seen a piece of properly-edited hate-mail.

It'd be a lot more worrisome if they knew how to type.

There's a contest.

The most excruciatingly correct and proper hate mail. From a LLL point of view, please. Otherwise, it would be too easy.

94 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:31:17pm
95 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:31:44pm

re: #91 Sharmuta

Should I go with "cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiot"?

yes! that looks good.

96 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:31:56pm

re: #68 buzzsawmonkey

Tough choice. It just sounded right.


I tried getting how Hondo came up with his name (it was his given Indian name) -- it was in Louis L'Amour's novel, which I have buried, and I can't find it on Wikipedia.

I seem to remember the definition fit (or resembled) what the English-challenged emailer was trying to say.

97 DisturbedEma  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:31:58pm

I will admit it, I am overwhelmed. I am so defeated by the hate swirling around me, directed at me. . .and bitches who want to know why people who support people like me are just allowed to walk off safely. . .

So fucking tired of it. . .


Self pity break is over. . .


This honco states that the writer of said e mail should eff off. . .

98 Salem  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:32:05pm

I got a hit from Kuala Lampur on that thread. He must be scouring the threads links.

99 oldscouter  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:32:33pm

I never considered myself a Zionist Honcho, but I proudly admit to being a Christian Zionist.

100 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:32:52pm

i think cannibalistic, uncultured, self-subservient monstrous idiot zionist honco should do it.

101 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:32:58pm

Self-subservient...
Would'nt one need to be seving under one self for this to be applicable?
You could pay your self to be your own butler ,I guess.

102 DisturbedEma  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:33:08pm

re: #81 NY Nana

My name is NY Nana and I am a proud sickening zionist honco(s)!

Hello NY Nana

103 NY Nana  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:33:19pm

re: #79 reine.de.tout

ROTFL!

104 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:33:28pm

re: #85 buzzsawmonkey

Honco honco honco burnin' love

Oh, shut yo' mouth, jive-ass honco.

105 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:34:05pm

re: #95 reine.de.tout

yes! that looks good.

Let's see how it looks....

106 mf_natch  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:34:08pm

hey - wasn't "Honco Partner" a Clash tune?

107 opinionated  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:34:19pm

re: #24 michaelgvh

self subservient?
Is that someone who oppresses themselves?

Sounds like someone who may not be a "Master of their own Domain".

108 DisturbedEma  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:34:29pm

Well, dear leader messed over 1 of his promises. . .Yahoo is reporting they are going to get two dogs. . .and still not a FUCKING word from him about Israel. . .

Silence is golden I think. . .

109 Silhouette  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:34:35pm

I thought it was Ronco fisherman

110 Digital Display  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:34:57pm

re: #102 DisturbedEma

Hello NY Nana

I'm being NY Nana this week.. plus joe the plumber was way to much work.

111 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:35:03pm

You people do realize that the e-mailer is probably reading this thread, right?
You're going to do damage to his self-esteem.
... go for it ...

112 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:35:14pm

re: #97 DisturbedEma

I will admit it, I am overwhelmed. I am so defeated by the hate swirling around me, directed at me. . .and bitches who want to know why people who support people like me are just allowed to walk off safely. . .

So fucking tired of it. . .

Self pity break is over. . .

This honco states that the writer of said e mail should eff off. . .

That's tellin' 'em, Ema!
Illegitimi non carborundum (Don't let the bastards grind you down)!

113 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:35:24pm

re: #88 Buster Bunny

Thats purely a fabrication ;)

I think Rosie [the riveter] O'Donnell works there. Trying to develop some steel that won't melt in fire.

114 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:35:27pm

On the one hand, clearly an idiot.

On the other hand, he/she/it is from Kuala Lumpur, and spelled many of those words right. In fact, I bet if you took a piece of paper out on the street in many US cities, our own citizens couldn't get those words right.

But I bet they'd know what a staged photo was, particularly if you did it in LA.

115 rumcrook  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:35:49pm

re: #109 Silhouette

re: #109 Silhouette

I thought it was Ronco fisherman

I thought it was ronco POCKET fisherman.

116 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:35:58pm

re: #81 NY Nana

My name is NY Nana and I am a proud sickening zionist honco(s)!

I love sickening Zionist honcos.

117 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:36:06pm

re: #105 Sharmuta

Let's see how it looks....

Looks great!

118 WindHorse  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:36:44pm

I think our buddy Honco from Kuala Lumpur.... voted for Obama...

119 oldscouter  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:36:50pm

I wonder if his language instructor was the guy with the "Juice" sign?

120 Gretchen G.Tiger  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:36:51pm

re: #111 jwb7605

You people do realize that the e-mailer is probably reading this thread, right?
You're going to do damage to his self-esteem.
... go for it ...

Can you imagine the frustration it is feeling right now. "How dare those LGF'ers not take me seriously!"

/then it calls mom to bring comfort food down to the basement.

121 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:37:00pm

re: #116 Sharmuta

I love sickening Zionist honcos.

That would have made a great recipe title for the LGF cookbook.

122 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:37:25pm
123 solomonpanting  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:37:26pm

honco=honky?

124 oldscouter  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:37:42pm

I think he doesn't like OJ or Paul Newman

125 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:37:44pm

re: #121 Bloodnok

That would have made a great recipe title for the LGF cookbook.

There's an LGF cookbook? How do I get one?

126 darkster2400  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:37:55pm

re: #81 NY Nana

me too!

The other side is really showing it's true colors

127 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:09pm

re: #125 Amy

There's an LGF cookbook? How do I get one?

(ahem) Reine? :-)

128 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:12pm

re: #85 buzzsawmonkey

Honco honco honco burnin' love

I would hate to be inside your brain. It must be exhausting for all this stuff to be rolling around in there all the time, just waiting for the right moment to come forth and be put into print.

129 stevieray  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:19pm

Think he was trying for "honky"?

/its always 1975 somewhere in this world...

130 albusteve  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:19pm

re: #120 ggt

Can you imagine the frustration it is feeling right now. "How dare those LGF'ers not take me seriously!"

/then it calls mom to bring comfort food down to the basement.


problem is he's likely got an AK with a bunch of mags and a razor sharp machete...

131 transient  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:20pm

re: #108 DisturbedEma

...and still not a FUCKING word from him about Israel. . .

Silence is golden I think. . .

I think he can't say anything nice so he's saying nothing at all.
For now, it will do.
But it makes me all the more worried about what he'll start saying 1/21.

132 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:21pm

re: #37 Dustyvet

Just what in sam hell is a honco?

Oooh... I know that one...

Term used in Viet Nam to describe the better NVA pilots... where it was taken, itself, from some term used in China to describe "big boss".

133 Dar ul Harb  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:33pm

Can I be Dar ul Honco?

134 aceilau  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:36pm

Just like burglars, living off theft, will curse if suddenly someone turns on the light to expose them, Lefties are in their most abusive mood when the disinformation campaign on which they thrive, indeed, live off, is exposed.

135 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:39pm

re: #111 jwb7605

You people do realize that the e-mailer is probably reading this thread, right?
You're going to do damage to his self-esteem.
... go for it ...

Personally, I hope to cannibalize his self-esteem.

136 WindHorse  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:40pm

all this "recipe" talk is making me feel all the more cannibal.....

137 darkster2400  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:48pm

re: #126 darkster2400

sorry - its true colors

138 MandyManners  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:55pm

re: #123 solomonpanting

honco=honky?

Honcho.

139 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:38:59pm

Did'nt Eric Estrada play Honco on CHIPS?

140 stevieray  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:39:12pm

re: #123 solomonpanting

Beat me to it! 35 seconds...

141 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:39:16pm

re: #125 Amy

There's an LGF cookbook? How do I get one?

When it's ready, I will post something about it, probably more than once, and there will be a link to purchase it here., which is also where you can read all about it.

142 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:39:23pm

Yo Yo Ma and the Honcos!

YouTube

143 Digital Display  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:39:27pm

re: #128 reine.de.tout

I would hate to be inside your brain. It must be exhausting for all this stuff to be rolling around in there all the time, just waiting for the right moment to come forth and be put into print.

Buzz has a thumb drive..Keeps all his good stuff on it

144 avanti  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:39:37pm

If they'd stop passing the same, poor injured kid from one location to another, there would not be issue. True enough, civilians are being injured and killed, but it happens no matter how hard the Israelis try to avoid it. Hamas on the other hand, targets civilians with unguided rockets.

145 formercorpsman  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:40:02pm

re: #85 buzzsawmonkey

I want to write something, but every time I try, I keep laughing and losing my train of thought.

What is going on in your head?

Rest assured, I mean this in a good way.

146 VegasRick  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:40:16pm

re: #111 jwb7605

You people do realize that the e-mailer is probably reading this thread, right?
You're going to do damage to his self-esteem.
... go for it ...

Hey honco beyotch! Fuck you!

147 WindHorse  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:40:16pm

What would Harpo say?

148 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:40:34pm

re: #132 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Oooh... I know that one...

Term used in Viet Nam to describe the better NVA pilots... where it was taken, itself, from some term used in China to describe "big boss".

Oh okays LT...:) Thanks...Oh and LT will you be in the area all day sir?:)

149 Opinionated  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:40:43pm

re: #37 Dustyvet

Japanese- Boss, Chief

150 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:40:48pm

re: #147 WindHorse

What would Harpo say?

(Honk)-o

151 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:11pm

i want to be

blue_like_honco, dammit.

152 sngnsgt  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:14pm

re: #139 n in wi

Did'nt Eric Estrada play Honco on CHIPS?

/groan

Oh, and its CHiPs

/sarc

153 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:15pm

re: #147 WindHorse

What would Harpo say?

Honk, Honk...of course...:)

154 NY Nana  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:18pm

re: #102 DisturbedEma

Hello, Ema!

You aren't the only one who is so upset...this is about as bad as I can remember re the world ganging up on tiny Israel...

/I think the imbecile is related to a banned poster..who is from Montreal... Anne France...we were talking about her last night.

155 Steffan  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:21pm

OT: This is entertaining: Automotive Darwin Awards.

In a story from the Talmud (tractate Shabbat 31a), a potential convert approached the great rabbi Hillel and asked him to sum up the Torah “on one foot.” Hillel replied “what’s distasteful to you don’t do to your neighbor, that’s the entire Torah, the rest is commentary, go and learn.” Too bad a couple of ranch hands on a lonely country road hadn’t learned that lesson…

The telephone company had been burying lines. To allow traffic to pass, they dug up half the road at a time and put up warning barriers with flashing lights to direct traffic to the safe side. After they laid the cable half way, they’d fill in that side and then do the same on the other side. Pranksters had moved the flashing lights to the good side of the road.

Speeding late at night and way over the legal blood alcohol limit, the ranch hands drove straight into the hole and died. Because of the moved lights the Sheriff’s accident analysis turned into a criminal matter. Crime scene analysis of tire tracks and footprints on the dirt road revealed that the pranksters were the ranch hands themselves, on their way to the bar.

I don’t think that rabbi Hillel would have put it this way, but payback’s a bitch.

Go read the whole thing.

/from Instapundit

156 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:31pm

I've been called a lot of things, but cannibal and honco are new.

As with the dismemberment of the Ottoman Empire, we can chalk Malaysian Islamism up to the errors of British imperialism. They should have let the Reds have the place.

157 SummerSong  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:33pm

Honcos, eh?

May you choke on uncultured May yo!

158 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:40pm

re: #135 Occasional Reader

Personally, I hope to cannibalize his self-esteem.

I wouldn't. It probably isn't much, and full of useless calories. If it has calories. . . . . .

159 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:56pm

re: #141 reine.de.tout

Cool! Thanks.

160 splat  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:41:56pm

Is Honcos the plural of "Honco", it's of concern as if I get a t-shirt made up with "Yes I am a Sickening Zionist Honcos" is that gramatically correct ?

My previous creation of "Juice, the chosen people" was very popular.

161 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:42:28pm

re: #148 Dustyvet

Oh okays LT...:) Thanks...Oh and LT will you be in the area all day sir?:)

Cut that out... smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

/bedtime's coming pretty soon. Gotta be up with the coffee dawn patrol on LGF...

162 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:42:34pm

re: #158 BlueCanuck

I wouldn't. It probably isn't much, and full of useless calories. If it has calories. . . . . .

But it's like, only two Weight Watchers points!

163 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:42:44pm

I'm trying to come up with a good, feminine sounding version of "Honcho." Etymology seems to be Japanese origin, so "Honcha" is out of the question.

Honchette sounds like something in a 50's model tract home.

Honcharina?

Honchamama?

I'm looking for a title that makes me sound like I can plot to take over the world while still looking attractive. I'm not sickening, but I am disturbing. :) ;)

164 Eagle  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:42:52pm

There once was a lizard from Toronto,
Who rode to work on a bronco.
The cars would whizz by
And surely they'd cry
"Get off the street you damn honco!"

165 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:43:11pm

re: #163 EmmmieG

I'm trying to come up with a good, feminine sounding version of "Honcho." Etymology seems to be Japanese origin, so "Honcha" is out of the question.

Honchette sounds like something in a 50's model tract home.

Honcharina?

Honchamama?

I'm looking for a title that makes me sound like I can plot to take over the world while still looking attractive. I'm not sickening, but I am disturbing. :) ;)

Honchick.

166 Opinionated  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:43:20pm

From Kuala Lumpur also came the brilliant observation that "Jews control the World by Proxy".

167 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:43:28pm

I want to be a self-subservient cannibal.

168 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:43:40pm

re: #130 albusteve


re: #120 ggt

Can you imagine the frustration it is feeling right now. "How dare those LGF'ers not take me seriously!"

/then it calls mom to bring comfort food down to the basement.


problem is he's likely got an AK with a bunch of mags and a razor sharp machete...

Too bad an ocean separates the world of his dreams from the world he hates...
Too bad he can't figure out how to get them checked as baggage...

169 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:44:18pm
170 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:44:22pm

re: #160 splat

Is Honcos the plural of "Honco", it's of concern as if I get a t-shirt made up with "Yes I am a Sickening Zionist Honcos" is that gramatically correct ?

My previous creation of "Juice, the chosen people" was very popular.

The plural of "honco" must be "honci".

171 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:44:29pm

re: #153 Dustyvet

Honk, Honk...of course...:)

172 solomonpanting  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:44:29pm

re: #138 MandyManners

Honcho.

Could be, but not as stinging as honky.

173 Dar ul Harb  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:44:32pm
you are lying thru your teeth if you want to deny those pictures as ”staged"

I'm not wanting to deny they're staged, therefore I'm not lying thru my teeth.

Simple logic.

174 winston06  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:44:38pm

Islamists are hateful people

175 rumcrook  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:45:02pm

re: #167 n in wi

wasnt self-subservient cannibals a pop band in the late 80's?

176 Shug  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:45:16pm

What up my zionist honcos ?

177 VegasRick  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:45:25pm

"Joannie loves Honchi"

178 NY Nana  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:45:32pm

re: #89 jaunte

Bégo, gilé! Emangnya kenapa?

Wash your mouth out with soap! ;)

Through the auspices of Google, I see that it is Indonesian, but am taking a pre-emptive strike, just in case!

179 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:45:37pm

Little Honco, Honco
Go faster, faster
Little Honco, Honco
Go faster, faster

180 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:45:39pm

re: #164 Eagle

There once was a lizard from Toronto,
Who rode to work on a bronco.
The cars would whizz by
And surely they'd cry
"Get off the street you damn honco!"

Whoa!
A heretofore unknown talent is amongst us!

181 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:45:39pm

Shoncomuta?

182 Salem  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:45:54pm

re: #175 rumcrook

wasnt self-subservient cannibals a pop band in the late 80's?

You're thinking of the Fine Young Honcos.

183 avanti  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:46:06pm

The first cat died today. Sad day for the Bush's they had the cat for a long time.

First cat.

184 jaunte  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:46:13pm

re: #178 NY Nana

It's perfectly clean, but not very polite!

185 Shug  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:46:33pm

"Zionist honcos"
From the mouth of a moron
I think he means us

186 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:46:36pm

re: #183 avanti

The first cat died today. Sad day for the Bush's they had the cat for a long time.

First cat.

Nancy Pelosi is blaming Karl Rove.

187 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:46:36pm

I think the proper plural of honco is honcoïm

188 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:47:02pm

Blue Honco?

/nah

Honco on Bobo?

/bad blue. . . . . bad

189 dentate  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:47:08pm

I am rubber and you are glue
Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

Blaaaaaaaah!

/since we are all mature reasoning adults here

191 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:47:28pm

re: #183 avanti

The first cat died today. Sad day for the Bush's they had the cat for a long time.

First cat.

That's sad... :-(

192 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:47:38pm

re: #186 Wyatt Earp

Nancy Pelosi is blaming Karl Rove.

Where's Socks, and has he got an alibi?

193 Dar ul Harb  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:07pm

Honk if you're a Honco.

194 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:15pm

re: #192 Dustyvet

Where's Socks, and has he got an alibi?

Evening Dusty! He's a Clinton. They always have a motive!

195 VegasRick  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:15pm

re: #189 dentate

I am rubber and you are glue
Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

Blaaaaaaaah!

/since we are all mature reasoning adults cannibalistic honcos here

196 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:39pm

re: #165 Wyatt Earp

Hmmm..close. How about: Honchica?

197 Digital Display  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:41pm

re: #166 Opinionated

From Kuala Lumpur also came the brilliant observation that "Jews control the World by Proxy".

Interesting story..My friend played at a golf course this last year in Kuala Lumpur.. You couldn't play golf by yourself cause the monkeys would climb down and steal your golf clubs..Somebody always has to have your back.
That and he said there were Cobras on the course in the morning.
Freaks me out

198 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:44pm

Let's analyze the "honco" statement a bit further:

may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos

So he's a Zionist Honco too? Woo-hoo! We got the talent on our side, boy.

199 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:49pm

re: #185 Shug

"Zionist honcos"
From the mouth of a moron
I think he means us

There you go getting all self subservient again.

200 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:51pm

re: #155 Steffan

Something similar happened to me when I was in college (1966).
I took my motorcycle to go fishing down this 2-trail in a cornfield.
About 4 hours later, at dusk (when lights are useless and you can't see), I came back up the trail doing a modest 60.

The farmer had, in the meantime, decided to trench across the road for his irrigation system. He left the trench unmarked, and apparently just went home unaware anybody was down at the river.

I hit the trench about the time I noticed the dark in the road. I distinctly remember looking at cornstalks going sideways, slowing me down, felt "fumpt fumpt fumpt" hitting the furrows, and a barb wire fence stopped me.

I had a leather jacket on and a helmet, so the hospital stay was minimal.

201 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:48:56pm
202 schultzw  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:49:11pm

re: #192 Dustyvet

I'm surprised that the MSM hasn't found a way to make the Bushes look like animal abusers!

But seriously, condolences to them.

203 Emperor Norton  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:49:12pm

I'll tell you a secret. The Jews control all the synagogues, too.

204 VegasRick  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:49:22pm

re: #201 buzzsawmonkey

I'm out, folks. Try not to go too canniballistic.

Me too!

205 Spare O'Lake  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:49:29pm

Merry Christmas and a Happy Honco.

206 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:49:45pm

re: #191 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

That's sad... :-(

RainbowsBridge.com
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

Author unknown...

Rest In Peace First Cat...:*(

207 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:49:46pm

re: #196 EmmmieG

Hmmm..close. How about: Honchica?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

208 solomonpanting  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:01pm

Mr. Machine made by the Honco Company.

209 So?  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:05pm

re: #1 Bloodnok

There are about 3 rotating titles in there. Which to choose?

Oh shoot, I go with Sickening Zionist Honcos

Do you think he was going for honchos?

210 NY Nana  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:13pm

re: #142 Amy

Stop in the name of overuse of Kleenex™! I am ROTFL from the comments, and that one did me in!

/I am honcing over it.

211 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:13pm

re: #175 rumcrook

wasnt self-subservient cannibals a pop band in the late 80's?

Yeah, they broke up when they ordered themselves to eat them selves,then did so being servient to themselves
Thats according to VH 1's "Behind the music"

212 reaperatty  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:14pm

I love it when they say what they really mean instead of beating around the bush and trying to be all politically correct. Haters.

213 blue_like_jazz  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:20pm

re: #197 HoosierHoops

Interesting story..My friend played at a golf course this last year in Kuala Lumpur.. You couldn't play golf by yourself cause the monkeys would climb down and steal your golf clubs..Somebody always has to have your back.
That and he said there were Cobras on the course in the morning.
Freaks me out

um, screw that.

214 sngnsgt  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:32pm

re: #183 avanti

As if it isn't bad enough for Dubya.

215 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:40pm

re: #206 Dustyvet

You remembered. *blush*

216 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:41pm

honco, honcas, honcat, honcamus, honcatis, honcant...

Ah, yes, my first year Latin is coming back to me now...

217 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:50:55pm

re: #211 n in wi

Yeah, they broke up when they ordered themselves to eat them selves,then did so being servient to themselves
Thats according to VH 1's "Behind the music"

Only if they did so in a submarine.

218 Opinionated  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:51:16pm

re: #197 HoosierHoops

the monkeys would climb down and steal your golf clubs..

Sounds like something the cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous sickening zionist honcos caused by proxy.

219 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:51:35pm

re: #209 So?

Do you think he was going for honchos?

I wouldn't think that anyone in Malaysia knew the word honcho. But, then again I'm a monstrous idiot.

220 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:51:46pm

re: #215 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

You remembered. *blush*

I did, now have you seen my house keys?/

221 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:52:02pm

re: #218 Opinionated

Sounds like something the cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous sickening zionist honcos caused by proxy.

The Jews also control the monkeys and cobras in Kuala Lumpur.

///

222 jaunte  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:52:10pm

re: #197 HoosierHoops

Interesting story..My friend played at a golf course this last year in Kuala Lumpur.. You couldn't play golf by yourself cause the monkeys would climb down and steal your golf clubs..

what was the average monkey handicap?

223 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:52:11pm

Malaysia, where pork is unclean and monkeys are dinner.

224 Gretchen G.Tiger  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:52:43pm

re: #211 n in wi

Yeah, they broke up when they ordered themselves to eat them selves,then did so being servient to themselves
Thats according to VH 1's "Behind the music"

Was that before or after they went thru rehab?

225 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:52:50pm

re: #220 Dustyvet

I did, now have you seen my house keys?/

You didn't still want them, did you?

Look on the shelf by the door... no, not that one... the one above it. Yeah... that's it.

226 NY Nana  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:52:58pm

re: #184 jaunte

It's perfectly clean, but not very polite!

Excellent!

227 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:52:58pm

re: #222 jaunte

what was the average monkey handicap?

They don't have opposable thumbs.

228 Shug  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:53:42pm

We Zionist Honcos
Dedicate
This bar of soap
So you can get a date

Burma shave

229 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:53:58pm

re: #227 Wyatt Earp

They don't have opposable thumbs.

[smiles]

230 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:54:05pm

re: #173 Dar ul Harb

I'm not wanting to deny they're staged, therefore I'm not lying thru my teeth.

Simple logic.

SHUT UP WITH YOUR FILTHY HONCO LOGIC! YOU CONFUSE GOOD ISLAMIC PEOPLES!

231 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:54:16pm

re: #210 NY Nana

Stop in the name of overuse of Kleenex™! I am ROTFL from the comments, and that one did me in!

/I am honcing over it.

I aim to amuse, ma'am. :)
Oh, but that doesn't fit in with my being self-subservient!

232 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:54:37pm

re: #224 ggt

Was that before or after they went thru rehab?

After. You remember, they all got off drugs then their music sucked.

233 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:54:44pm

re: #228 Shug

We Zionist Honcos
Dedicate
This bar of soap
So you can get a date

Burma shave

Islamist: You mock my manly scent? I KEEEL you!

234 Fighton03  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:54:49pm

Oh where would we be without our daily dose of drivel from an incoherent representative of the Religion of POS's?

235 Gretchen G.Tiger  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:05pm

re: #232 n in wi

After. You remember, they all got off drugs then their music sucked.

it was so long ago and I missed that episode . . . .

236 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:10pm

re: #230 Occasional Reader

Don't yell... many Lizards are already in their sleeping bags.

/

237 snowcrash  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:11pm

re: #196 EmmmieG
Honcotrix has a nice sound to it!

238 Shug  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:19pm

re: #233 Dark_Falcon

Islamist: You mock my manly scent? I KEEEL you!

rage boy : meet life boy

239 Digital Display  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:20pm

re: #222 jaunte

I dunno..but someday when those monkeys evolve they will be selling the TaylorMade clubs for 50 cents on the dollar.

240 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:26pm

re: #201 buzzsawmonkey

I'm out, folks. Try not to go too canniballistic.

Try to take good care of your liver while you're away.

(Pouring self a nice chianti while making the fava beans)

241 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:28pm

re: #230 Occasional Reader

SHUT UP WITH YOUR FILTHY HONCO LOGIC! YOU CONFUSE GOOD ISLAMIC PEOPLES!

aww, what you gonna do about it, throw a shoe at me...:P

242 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:38pm

Maybe Jimmah wrote this. He always did like Malays.

243 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:58pm

re: #234 Fighton03

Oh where would we be without our daily dose of drivel from an incoherent representative of the Religion of POS's?

At the Daily KOS

244 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:55:59pm

re: #242 Bloodnok

Maybe Jimmah wrote this. He always did like Malays.

So did Bill Clinton. Oh, wait a minute . . .

245 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:56:04pm

re: #233 Dark_Falcon

Islamist: You mock my manly scent? I KEEEL you!

Lighten up, Francis!

--Sgt Hulke

246 Dar ul Harb  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:56:05pm
cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiots

Mr. Chambers! Don't get on that ship!
To Serve Me ...It's a cook book!

/submitted for yo approval

247 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:56:16pm

re: #227 Wyatt Earp

They don't have opposable thumbs.

[tips hat]

Nicely done.

248 So?  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:56:27pm

Did he write this sign as well?

Image: funny-signs-warning.jpg

No, too funny.

249 Opinionated  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:56:31pm

re: #221 Wyatt Earp

The Jews also control the monkeys and cobras in Kuala Lumpur.

///

Yeah, we've got the monkeys but the snakes feel more comfortable with their own kind and support the Palestinians.

250 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:56:31pm

re: #236 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Don't yell... many Lizards are already in their sleeping bags.

/

Anybody found in a Snuggie will be moved to the front Lawn...and left there.

251 Wyatt Earp  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:56:48pm

re: #247 Occasional Reader

[tips hat]

Nicely done.

Thank you kindly.

252 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:56:50pm
sickening zionist honcos


Honcos Ackbar!

253 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:57:39pm

re: #237 snowcrash

Honcotrix has a nice sound to it!

That's the gal they use to interrogate prisoners at Guatanamo Bay.

254 WindHorse  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:57:46pm

one word...... Berlitz.

255 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:57:55pm

re: #252 Killgore Trout

Honcos Ackbar!

We all know you're the most self subservient of us all, Killgore. ;)

256 ointmentfly  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:57:57pm

Well, you are a neo maxi zoomed weebie...

- Breakfast Club

257 So?  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:57:59pm

re: #252 Killgore Trout

Honcos Ackbar!

I always thought it was Allah Honcos Ackbar.

/you learn something new everyday

258 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:58:01pm

re: #252 Killgore Trout

Honcos Ackbar!

Indiana Honco's and the Lost temple Of Doom...:)

259 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:58:09pm

re: #250 Dustyvet

Anybody found in a Snuggie will be moved to the front Lawn...and left there.

It's not a Snuggie!

/hides sleeves, with speed and stealth.

260 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:58:21pm

re: #255 Sharmuta

Heh.

261 J.S.  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:58:30pm

re: #198 Occasional Reader

yeah, but, wasn't he like talkin' about bein' he like cannibal, but hold the may yo?

262 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:58:51pm

re: #163 EmmmieG

I'm trying to come up with a good, feminine sounding version of "Honcho." Etymology seems to be Japanese origin, so "Honcha" is out of the question.

Honchette sounds like something in a 50's model tract home.

Honcharina?

Honchamama?

I'm looking for a title that makes me sound like I can plot to take over the world while still looking attractive. I'm not sickening, but I am disturbing. :) ;)

I'm not sure if the "ch" is "tch" or "k" or "kh" when pronounced.

If the origin is Japanese, perhaps a feminine form would be "Honchiko"?

Honchica?

Honcho-honey?

263 Dustyvet  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:58:52pm

re: #259 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

It's not a Snuggie!

/hides sleeves, with speed and stealth.

ROFLMAO!1

264 rumcrook  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:59:01pm

re: #190 Shiplord Kirel

I do beleive just like that weird party game in the 90's where anything can eventually be connected to kevin bacon, this guy in kulla lampur can be connected also...... lets see fine young cannibals front man appeared as an actor in the teleivision show highlander where oddly I do believe he was portrayed as some sort of head choppin muslim immortal,

I dont know where it might go but could charles write this guy and see if he was ever a waiter at a thai restuarant who happened to meet both the front man for fine young cannibals and kevin bacon?

265 So?  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:59:02pm

Everything you anted to know about Zionist Honcos but were afraid to ask.

266 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:59:03pm

re: #201 buzzsawmonkey

I'm out, folks. Try not to go too canniballistic.

Hope your brain gets a well-deserved rest.

267 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:59:16pm

re: #260 Killgore Trout

Happy New Year, my friend.

268 jaunte  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:59:32pm

LGF, home of the Honconservative and the Classic Canniliberal.

269 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:59:41pm
270 revobob  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 6:59:49pm

A guy from Kuala Lumpur,
Whose English was notably poor,
Claimed faux photos were real

271 So?  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:06pm

cannonball honcos

272 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:07pm

upthread. bye!

273 albusteve  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:07pm

re: #253 EmmmieG

That's the gal they use to interrogate prisoners at Guatanamo Bay.

honcoitis
honcovision
honcomobile
honcophilia
honcoburgers
honcoville

274 Kronocide  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:12pm

We are kill you all Zionist Honcos!

275 Irenike  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:25pm

Hey Charles, from one Zionist honco to another, keep up the good work. It's a compliment when you get hate mail from creeps like this. It tells you that you're on the right track.

276 Palandine  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:29pm

re: #269 Iron Fist

Motherfucker keeps calling me a cannibal and I'll eat his liver. With some mushrooms and onions, and a couple of shots of Wild Turkey.

Kill it and grill it.

/Your Uncle Ted

277 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:37pm

Caroline Kennedy -"Yo know"

278 So?  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:40pm

re: #270 revobob

A guy from Kuala Lumpur,
Whose English was notably poor,
Claimed faux photos were real

well that's his faut

279 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:43pm
280 sngnsgt  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:59pm

re: #241 Dustyvet

aww, what you gonna do about it, throw a shoe at me...:P

Sock and Awe

281 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:00:59pm

re: #269 Iron Fist

Motherfucker keeps calling me a cannibal and I'll eat his liver. With some mushrooms and onions, and a couple of shots of Wild Turkey.

Doesn't matter. Liver still tastes like shoe leather. Sorry Mom, it still does. I hate that crap.

282 revobob  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:01:01pm

re: #270 revobob

A guy from Kuala Lumpur,
Whose English was notably poor,
Claimed faux photos were real

With their bloodstained appeal,
But the lizards soon showed him the door
(Damn Enter key!)

283 Digital Display  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:01:08pm

re: #259 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

It's not a Snuggie!

/hides sleeves, with speed and stealth.

I figured it out.. If you really want to sell snuggies..sell them in Team colors..
The Steelers snugggie..The Giants Snuggie...Even RW would buy one of those.
/Of course if drive by shootings occur more frequently at sporting events the snuggies could become suspect.

284 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:01:38pm
285 rawmuse  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:01:41pm

re: #212 reaperatty

I love it when they say what they really mean instead of beating around the bush and trying to be all politically correct. Haters.

I gave you your first up ding! Welcome.

286 notutopia  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:01:46pm

re: #131 transient

I think he can't say anything nice so he's saying nothing at all.
For now, it will do.
But it makes me all the more worried about what he'll start saying 1/21.

He speaks. With alot of ah's.
Obama concerned about Gaza...
[Link: www.cnn.com...]

287 Salem  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:01:50pm

re: #269 Iron Fist

Motherfucker keeps calling me a cannibal and I'll eat his liver. With some mushrooms and onions, and a couple of shots of Wild Turkey.

Tastes like chicken, for good reason.

288 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:01:52pm

re: #250 Dustyvet

Anybody found in a Snuggie will be moved to the front Lawn...and left there.

Don't say that. I'm going to buy a Snuggie for my mother.

289 Opinionated  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:02:07pm

On the subject of cannibals, is Assud the Cannibal Rabbit road kill under a merkava tank yet?

290 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:03:11pm
291 USBeast  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:03:14pm

Shire Network News has returned with an excellent podcast including an interview with Prof. Barry Rubin. There is also a link where you can send the IDF a pizza.

292 albusteve  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:03:17pm

re: #280 sngnsgt

Sock and Awe

whoa!...that was hilarious...I booked it

293 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:03:18pm

Up topic... see ya.

294 Dar ul Harb  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:03:43pm

re: #270 revobob

A guy from Kuala Lumpur,
Whose English was notably poor,
Claimed faux photos were real

Then let out a squeal
When buried him in pig manure

295 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:03:49pm

re: #283 HoosierHoops

I figured it out.. If you really want to sell snuggies..sell them in Team colors..
The Steelers snugggie..The Giants Snuggie...Even RW would buy one of those.
/Of course if drive by shootings occur more frequently at sporting events the snuggies could become suspect.

How about a Snuggie in a Berka model? Keep them hands free for milking the goat.

296 ichef  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:04:07pm

H-O-N-C-O
H-O-N-C-O
H-O-N-C-O
and Honco was his name YO!

/ bingo

297 Shr_Nfr  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:04:11pm

What kind of sub are we serving. Personally I like pepperoni.

A flash of what the Hamas regards as a profound intellect. Straight ad hominem attack with no evidence. May the INS (may Hamas morons be found by them) find you and take your visa away because you are a hazard to everyone including yourself.

298 Dar ul Harb  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:04:34pm

When we buried him, PIMF

299 dentate  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:05:04pm

Maybe he's from the KL 'Hood, and meant Zionist Honkies?

300 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:05:04pm

re: #267 Sharmuta

Cheers!

301 albusteve  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:05:07pm

re: #281 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Doesn't matter. Liver still tastes like shoe leather. Sorry Mom, it still does. I hate that crap.

home style fried liver Texas style is a delicacy...sweet potatoes, country gravy...mmmm

302 MikeyHunt  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:05:40pm

@#56 WE HAVE A WINNER!

dammit.. beat me to it! Lizard minds think alike.

Some real creative humour on this site.

But..but..you guys missed the obvious! It's really a coded sentence.

hamas is trying to communicate with splinter cells, before they get too splintered.

The um..er..' paragraph' says: For every kid we parade before the cameras - it means they killed one hundred of our fighters.
Quick.. call Honco - tell him to shoot more rockets.. quickly.

303 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:05:54pm

re: #269 Iron Fist

Motherfucker keeps calling me a cannibal and I'll eat his liver. With some mushrooms and onions, and a couple of shots of Wild Turkey.

Sounds better than fava beans. Though I'll still favor Chianti to any whiskey.

304 stevieray  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:06:30pm

re: #259 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

It's not a Snuggie!

/hides sleeves, with speed and stealth.

I think those things are made of poly fleece. Can you imaging the static charge they build up? Pull it off, and you could arc-weld with your fingertips.

305 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:06:41pm

re: #269 Iron Fist

Motherfucker keeps calling me a cannibal and I'll eat his liver. With some mushrooms and onions, and a couple of shots of Wild Turkey.

Liver is very high in cholesterol. Think it over.

306 Salem  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:07:37pm

re: #290 Iron Fist

I thought it was supposed to taste like Spam. Long pig. The other, other white meat.

So people are good as pizza topping, if nothing else.

307 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:08:06pm
308 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:08:23pm

re: #286 notutopia

He speaks. With alot of ah's.
Obama concerned about Gaza...
[Link: www.cnn.com...]

He's concerned!

His magic tears will heal the Middle East.

309 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:09:10pm
310 Mich-again  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:09:38pm

zionist honcos? What, did it mean to say Honkies? Honchos? WTF is a honco?

311 WayDownSouthInBama  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:09:53pm

Uncultured? Now that's just uncalled for. Heck,I've even got a Larry the Cable Guy movie laying around here some place. Wait a minute,I think I see it under the dog....

312 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:09:56pm
313 SteveRogers  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:09:57pm

Hey, don't knock cannibalism until you have tried it.

314 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:10:14pm

re: #269 Iron Fist

Motherfucker keeps calling me a cannibal and I'll eat his liver. With some mushrooms and onions, and a couple of shots of Wild Turkey.


Hannible Honco would eat his liver with a fine pate.

315 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:10:48pm

re: #309 ploome hineni

liver is great, sauted with onions

:D

liver . . .
yech!
spit!
ptui!
argh!
gag!

Hate it; my mom did too, so we were never required to eat it. Lucky us!

316 Spricio  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:12:06pm

This is just classic. I know charles you get alot of these, wish there was an idiot section of your site.
rofl

317 BaseballMom57  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:12:19pm

re: #67 jaunte

Apparently he's calling us 'pre-engineered steel buildings'
[Link: www.honco.qc.ca...]

I million up-dings if I could - everyone's been killing me up to this point, but when I read this one, I totally spewed my Crystal Light...,

318 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:12:31pm
319 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:12:50pm
320 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:12:59pm
321 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:13:20pm
322 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:13:53pm

re: #320 ploome hineni

did you see my email?

Yes. Response sent.

323 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:14:06pm

re: #309 ploome hineni

My mother never served us liver. She served us heart.

It's chewy.

324 NY Nana  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:14:12pm

Yipes! Honco may be an alien!

325 Mich-again  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:14:47pm

If all you have to eat is liver, I say use it to catch some other animal and eat it instead.

326 rumcrook  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:15:07pm

re: #323 EmmmieG

whenever my father got a deer he simmered up the heart sliced it thin and ate it on crackers

327 BaseballMom57  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:15:11pm

re: #79 reine.de.tout

self-subservient honco. Love it.

click my avatar!

Nice! I think we need to make it a Facebook "group", don't you? "Self-subservient Honcos of LGF".

LOL

328 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:15:23pm
329 Mich-again  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:15:29pm

re: #326 rumcrook

Hurl alert.

330 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:15:31pm

re: #325 Mich-again

If all you have to eat is liver, I say use it to catch some other animal and eat it instead.

Nah, monkeys don't like liver either.

331 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:15:45pm
332 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:16:10pm

re: #318 ploome hineni

I suspect Obama's head is going to 'splode when he finally realizes the world is a complex, messy place and he will not be able to stay out of the fray, but will have to be making some actual decisions soon.

333 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:16:24pm

On the issue of Iran, the Saudi official is said to have blamed the Bush administration for talking a lot and doing very little, and for not taking necessary steps to curb Iran's nuclear ambition and influential expansion.
Fuck the Saudi Official. Clean out your Wahabi Mosque before you complain about anyone else.

334 rumcrook  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:16:31pm

with limburger cheese

335 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:16:39pm

re: #327 BaseballMom57

Nice! I think we need to make it a Facebook "group", don't you? "Self-subservient Honcos of LGF".

LOL

Not a bad idea!

336 SteveRogers  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:16:39pm

The idiot who wrote this "letter" is a real honcotard.

337 Mich-again  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:17:04pm

re: #328 ploome hineni

These mofo's wnat their paid dhimmis in the white house and state to hop to it

and do the dirty work, fighting and dying for their stinking hides

And if GWB had ordered attacks against Iran they would have bitched about that too.

338 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:17:48pm

re: #312 Iron Fist

What, you want to live forever?

Yes.

Next question?

(Oh, with eternal youth, I hasten to add)

339 WayDownSouthInBama  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:17:50pm

re: #325 Mich-again
Catfish love'em! Which is good for us Catfish eatin' honco's.

340 jaunte  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:18:07pm

re: #335 reine.de.tout

Reine, that project is about done. 2-3 days.

341 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:18:54pm

re: #318 ploome hineni

OT

Proper response to Saudi Oil Tick: When you have actually embarked on some sort of worthwhile religious reform, we'll hear your ideas on peace. Until then, feel free to help yourself to a tall glass of Shut the Hell Up.

342 n in wi  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:19:20pm

re: #323 EmmmieG

My mother never served us liver. She served us heart.

It's chewy.

We used to eat a lot of kidney. It's alright if you cook the piss out of it.

343 NY Nana  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:19:59pm

re: #231 Amy

I aim to amuse, ma'am. :)
Oh, but that doesn't fit in with my being self-subservient!

Decisions, decisions....

344 SteveRogers  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:20:26pm

re: #323 EmmmieG

My mother never served us liver. She served us heart.

It's chewy.

I heart chicken hearts! Honco lickin' good!

345 nobamadada  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:20:51pm

Hate hate hate

346 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:20:58pm

re: #332 reine.de.tout

I suspect Obama's head is going to 'splode when he finally realizes the world is a complex, messy place and he will not be able to stay out of the fray, but will have to be making some actual decisions soon.

I think that's why he picked Hillary of SecState. She can tell him beautiful lies about how amazing he is, then go out and actually get things done.

347 nobamadada  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:21:53pm

re: #344 SteveRogers

re: #344 SteveRogers

Mmmm..i love liver

348 SteveRogers  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:23:58pm

re: #347 nobamadada

re: #344 SteveRogers

Mmmm..i love liver

349 SteveRogers  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:24:44pm

re: #347 nobamadada

re: #344 SteveRogers

Mmmm..i love liver

Self subserviant liver is the best

350 LEGION  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:24:44pm

re: #346 Dark_Falcon

I think that's why he picked Hillary of SecState. She can tell him beautiful lies about how amazing he is, then go out and actually get things done.

She won't get to do nothing without his approval- and he'll approve nothing- he is a big earred face full of teeth that have no bite. Someone said he is the first prez of our declining empire- sounds about right. Whatta legacy.

351 kmclay  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:26:05pm

Hate liver but I love this sickening Zionist honco place.

352 MilkOfMalfeasance  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:26:12pm

Hey that reminds me. I haven't had a Honcos Bell Grande from Taco Bell in ages.

353 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:27:02pm

re: #340 jaunte

Reine, that project is about done. 2-3 days.

Oh, great! thank you. I can't wait to see it!

Have you gotten in touch with FlakMusic? He asked for this in a certain format . . . did I send you that?

354 SteveRogers  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:27:23pm

The problem with this hate mail writer: it drank too much of that anti-semitic whine. Now it's a whineaholic.

355 SFGoth  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:27:33pm

KL - the mother hash of all hashes!

356 jaunte  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:28:15pm

re: #353 reine.de.tout

Yes, I got it. I've been sick for a few days; didn't want you to think I'd dropped it.

357 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:28:51pm

Dear Feckless in Kuala Lumpur,

There is a special message just for you in my avatar. Click, and you shall receive.

...followed a link from the “Most Blogged” section of a Yahoo News article...

Awesome Charles, just awesome.

358 BaseballMom57  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:29:26pm

re: #183 avanti

The first cat died today. Sad day for the Bush's they had the cat for a long time.

First cat.

Awwww! What a thing to happen just as you are getting ready to leave!

On a sadly comical note, that photo of dear India....someone needs to come up with a caption.

359 Amy  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:30:42pm

re: #344 SteveRogers

I heart chicken hearts! Honco lickin' good!

Ooh, me, too! Diced up finely and mixed with rice! Yum!

360 BaseballMom57  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:34:42pm

re: #200 jwb7605

Holy crap, jwb! Glad you had the brain bucket on! Did you make the farmer aware of it afterwards?

361 wiffersnapper  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:34:57pm

Another incredibly tolerant liberal!

362 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:35:13pm
363 grahamski  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:38:23pm

Yo honcos!

364 SteveRogers  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:38:32pm

Does this mean Charles is the head Honco?

365 BaseballMom57  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:41:06pm

re: #304 stevieray

I think those things are made of poly fleece. Can you imaging the static charge they build up? Pull it off, and you could arc-weld with your fingertips.

ROTFLMAO!1

366 BaseballMom57  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:44:19pm

re: #329 Mich-again

Hurl alert.

Ditto that...*retch*

367 Eagle  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:57:38pm

re: #180 reine.de.tout

My one wish is that I could have coined the term "honco".

368 Render  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 7:58:28pm

Hamas threatens to target Israeli and Jewish children

[Link: israelmatzav.blogspot.com...]

[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

"Hamas spokesman Mahmoud Az-Zahar claimed victory for Hamas on Monday, saying Hamas had succeeded in “destroying Israel's sense of security” with its rocket attacks."

"Zahar directed his message to Hamas' troops, and promised them victory over the IDF. “We must be patient until we are victorious, Allah will help us,” he said."

"The Hamas leader called to murder Israelis and Jews worldwide, including children. “The Israelis have sentenced their children to death... They have legitimized the killing of their people all over the world,” he said. Hamas' platform calls for all Jews to convert to Islam or be killed, based on an Islamic saying (Hadith), and the group has not refrained from targeting children in the past."

===

No amount of force is disproportionate enough.

HAMAS
MUST
DIE,
R

369 CIA Reject  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:06:57pm
"you are lying thru your teeth if you want to deny those pictures as ”staged".. how is it staged ? just because that shows how cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiots you are .. may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day"

Gee, he sounds pissed.......
*
*
*
*
*
GOOD!

/And Good Night to you all!

370 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:07:24pm
371 Elcid  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:10:10pm

re: #370 Iron Fist

I never really expected to live this long. It is really hard to believe how fast the time has gone.

YOU!? Hell you're a kid...I'm fucking old...shit....LOL.

372 DisturbedEma  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:10:36pm

re: #154 NY Nana

Hello, Ema!

You aren't the only one who is so upset...this is about as bad as I can remember re the world ganging up on tiny Israel...

/I think the imbecile is related to a banned poster..who is from Montreal... Anne France...we were talking about her last night.


Hi again Nana. . . this is just getting so draining- had to go to the high school AGAIN today about my son's "social studies" class. First, his teacher brought in an LGBT group who claimed that Homsexuals were the REAL victims of the Shoah. . .more of them died than Jews. . .I won that one.

Today- "Some have discounted Israel and the Jewish people's claim on Jerusalem. . ." umm yeah, antisemetic genocidal assholes have but PULEEEZE!

Death to Zionist Juice. . .that would be me and my family. . .just getting tired of it. . .


Pity party is over. . .you do not have to go home but you cannot stay here. . .:)

373 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:12:29pm
374 hazzyday  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:17:49pm

Tragedies of history.

Roger Moore as James Bond.
Jimmy Carter thinking he is actually a humanitarian.
This guy trying to be at least poorly informed and failing at that.

I wonder who had to log him on to his internet connection.

375 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:19:03pm

re: #368 Render

Hamas threatens to target Israeli and Jewish children

[Link: israelmatzav.blogspot.com...]

[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

"Hamas spokesman Mahmoud Az-Zahar claimed victory for Hamas on Monday, saying Hamas had succeeded in “destroying Israel's sense of security” with its rocket attacks."

"Zahar directed his message to Hamas' troops, and promised them victory over the IDF. “We must be patient until we are victorious, Allah will help us,” he said."

"The Hamas leader called to murder Israelis and Jews worldwide, including children. “The Israelis have sentenced their children to death... They have legitimized the killing of their people all over the world,” he said. Hamas' platform calls for all Jews to convert to Islam or be killed, based on an Islamic saying (Hadith), and the group has not refrained from targeting children in the past."

===

No amount of force is disproportionate enough.

HAMAS
MUST
DIE,
R

Indeed. Hamas delenda est.

376 Sifty  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:19:21pm

I am teh honco.

377 freedombilly  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:22:53pm

I played my first concert ever in KL this past fall. They were some of the nicest and friendliest people I have ever met.

Needless to say I didn't meet this troll. Yo!

378 superdaveTWC  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:50:53pm

Honco: n. A strange type of pervert who squeezes women's breasts and simultaneously yells, "Honc Honc!"

379 SouthTexas  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:57:17pm

re: #378 superdaveTWC

I guess I are that!

380 jcbunga  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 8:59:34pm

an yo, syr, est a flappin flipper bagger

381 Timbre  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 9:11:58pm

re: #19 Amy

You have an Indonesian slang dictionary? I'm impressed...

/Honc, honc!

Honc, if you love LGF!

382 reaperatty  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 9:17:07pm

re: #285 rawmuse

Thanks!

383 judith0007  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 9:26:52pm

Our guys eat MREs, not people. I makes more sense when he just call us Honcos.

384 Miles Smit  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 9:33:04pm

Only now do I realize I've long wanted to be a Honco!

385 coquimbojoe  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 10:41:34pm

re: #1 Bloodnok

There are about 3 rotating titles in there. Which to choose?

Oh shoot, I go with Sickening Zionist Honcos

I wonder if I ask nicely, will Charles let me register a sock puppet 'Zionist Honco'? Just asking.


/

386 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 10:50:03pm

This "dude" from Kuala Lumpur sounds like a right regular upstanding world citizen. Probably an Obama supporter/donator/voter.

Hmmmmmm, I did a dictionary.com search for honco and somehow ended up here. H2Os3(CO)10, Decacarbonyldihydridotriosmium, makes more sense than that email.

387 uptight  Mon, Jan 5, 2009 10:57:51pm

re: #385 coquimbojoe

I wonder if I ask nicely, will Charles let me register a sock puppet 'Zionist Honco'? Just asking.

/

Charles is the Head Honco

388 Green Helmet Guy  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:11:16am

By "honco" did he mean Honky?
/

389 Green Helmet Guy  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:14:41am

Maybe its an acronym?

Honco: Hebrews Of Neo-Con Orientation?

390 ledger1  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:28:59am

If we are honcos then they are Hamasholes.

391 Steve  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:53:10am

re: #386 FurryOldGuyJeans


Hmmmmmm, I did a dictionary.com search for honco and somehow ended up here. H2Os3(CO)10, Decacarbonyldihydridotriosmium, makes more sense than that email.


Must be something wrong with me. I understand:

Decacarbonyldihydridotriosmium is a chemical compound with the formula H2Os3(CO)10. This purple-violet crystalline air-stable cluster is noteworthy because it is electronically unsaturated and hence adds a variety of substrates.

Structure and synthesis
The trinuclear cluster features a isoscelese triangular array of metals with one short edge (rOs-Os = 2.68 Å), which is spanned by the two hydride ligands, and two longer edges (rOs-Os = 2.81 Å). It can be described as Os(CO)4[Os(CO)3(μ-H)]2. The bonding in the Os2H2 subunit has been compared to the 3-center, 2e bonding in diborane. It is prepared by purging a solution of Os3(CO)12 in octane (or other inert solvent of similar boiling point) with H2.
Os3(CO)12 + H2 → Os3H2(CO)10 + 2 CO
Reactions
The cluster reacts with a wide range of reagents under mild conditions. Illustrative is its reaction with [Ni(CO)(C5H5)]2 to give [Ni(C5H5)]3Os3(CO)9. With diazomethane, it gives Os3(CO)10(μ-H)(μ-CH3), exhibiting an agostic interaction, the first identified in a metal cluster.
References

392 Tigger2005  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:32:41am

I think "honco" may be a combination of "honky" (those of Anglo-Saxon descent) and "honchos" (managers or leaders). As in "we are the honcho honkies!" A variation is "yancos."

393 mollyshark  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 5:42:40am

re: #381 Timbre

I'm sorry. At 3 a.m. I woke up thinking Honc if you love LGF and sat up laughing until nearly 4:30. I know this will turn into one of those spontaneous hysteria things to interrupt my driving, working, whatever.

394 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 5:42:42am

re: #169 buzzsawmonkey

re: #143 HoosierHoops
re: #145 formercorpsman

It's a reflex, is all.

Buzz, I just checked back on this now. Even funnier, is the fact that when I typed mine, I had not seen #128 prior.

I am glad to know I am not the only one who is wondering these things.

395 TheHardHat  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 7:03:58am

I cross referenced the original author with Janes 2009 Modern/Pseudo Warriors. I also ran the comments thru my 7th Century Islamic Thesaurus. The resulting explanation is very simple: These are the utterances of feral beasts and they are saying "You don't smell like me so I want to kill you."

It's all in the body language.

396 johnnygriswold  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 7:20:19am

maybe he meant "honkey"

397 Yashmak  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 7:24:12am

re: #9 Joo-LiZ

I'm amused at the fact that I've never yet seen a piece of properly-edited hate-mail.

It'd be a lot more worrisome if they knew how to type.

It seems as if it all boils down to an "if you can't think, just hate" mentality with these guys.

398 Caboose  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 7:41:59am

Honco, is that the Hong Kong branch of Ronco, the folks that gave us the Pocket Fisherman and the like? What did poor ol' Ron Popeil ever do to incur the wrath of this impotent grub?

399 DaChew  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 7:54:40am

I saw the Monstrous Idiots open for the Zionist Honcos at Lizardfest 97'.

400 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 10:26:14am

Whoever calls us self-subservient is a liar. We answer not to ourselves, but only to our Zionist paymasters and their intermediary, the Great Alien Lizard King!

401 bill-tb  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 10:39:02am

I would say a return comment along the lines of "brain too small", would be about right.

402 Henry IX  Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:34:21pm

Rot in hell, huh? I was under the impression that hell is fiery, not the sort of place one would associate with rotting. But, as others have observed, its only one day.


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