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And there, emerging from its lair, we see the green-spotted warbling open thread…
And there, emerging from its lair, we see the green-spotted warbling open thread…
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lawhawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:29:53pm |
Posted anew: I'd been wondering when we'd hear from Zawahiri. Well, here he goes...
We will never stop until we avenge the death of all who are killed, injured, widowed and orphaned in Palestine and throughout the Islamic world," said Ayman al-Zawahiri in a new 10-minute audio recording released today on extreme Islamist Web forums.The message is entitled "The Massacre in Gaza and the Siege of the Traitors".
Zawahiri refers directly to President-elect Barack Obama saying he has partnered with Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, whom Zawahiri labels as a traitor to Islam.
So, let's see - Zawahiri still considers the US as the enemy, and that Obama isn't going to be treated any different than President Bush.
The mention of Mubarak makes sense, since Mubarak imprisoned Zawahiri and Zawahiri led the Muslim Brotherhood there before joining up and forming al Qaeda.
Oh yeah, and the stock death to Israel, infidels, and everyone who kills Muslims. Dirka dirka jihad stuff...
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:30:11pm |
And there, emerging from its lair, we see the green-spotted warbling open thread...
... in a life und des shtruggle vit ze previous thread
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:30:18pm |
I expected a tech open thread what with Stinky working on sumtin'
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:30:23pm |
...the green-spotted warbling open thread also makes for a tasty dinner.
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Gmac Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:31:03pm |
And in the Crapitol we see backstabbing politicians returning with daggers in hand.
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Leonidas Hoplite Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:31:59pm |
but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?
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bloodnok Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:32:02pm |
re: #2 jamgarr
And there, emerging from its lair, we see the green-spotted warbling open thread...
... in a life und des shtruggle vit ze previous thread
ze pantomime Princess Margaret lines up ze breakfast...and FIRES!
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Kragar Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:32:06pm |
re: #8 Gmac
And in the Crapitol we see backstabbing politicians returning with daggers in hand.
Et tu, Nancy?
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:32:07pm |
My assistant Jim will now tag the warbling open thread with a harmless radio tracking device. Look out for those 8-inch venom-filled talons, Jim! I'll stay right here in the Land Rover and film.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:32:11pm |
re: #4 Honorary Yooper
...the green-spotted warbling open thread also makes for a tasty dinner.
As does the yellow bellied woodpecker thread...
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Kragar Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:32:34pm |
re: #9 Leonidas Hoplite
but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?
African or European?
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:32:59pm |
re: #12 Occasional Reader
My assistant Jim will now tag the warbling open thread with a harmless radio tracking device. Look out for those 8-inch venom-filled talons, Jim! I'll stay right here in the Land Rover and film.
Go on Jim. Stop being such a wuss. Your previous wounds are almost healed, nancy boy.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:33:33pm |
re: #1 lawhawk
Oh yeah, and the stock death to Israel, infidels, and everyone who kills Muslims.
So, does he commit suicide at the end of the video, after urging all other AQ members to do the same?
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IslandLibertarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:33:47pm |
I am convinced that God created paint to punish man.
About the rest of things, well, I'm open for suggestions.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:34:20pm |
re: #20 IslandLibertarian
I am convinced that God created paint to punish man.
About the rest of things, well, I'm open for suggestions.
Mmmm, nope. A woman invented paint to punish men.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:35:02pm |
re: #20 IslandLibertarian
I am convinced that God created paint to punish man.
And *I* think that spraypaint was intelligently designed.
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Harry Tuttle Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:35:20pm |
Oh yea,
0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days
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lawhawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:35:23pm |
re: #19 Occasional Reader
So, does he commit suicide at the end of the video, after urging all other AQ members to do the same?
No sir.
Those dead Muslims at the hands of al Qaeda and other jihadis are martyrs because he says so.
The same thing with suicide bombings. They're acceptable because it kills infidels; even though Islamic law forbids suicide.
Islamic law is what he says it is, no matter how many dead pile up around him.
No charge for the clarification. /
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mikalm Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:35:59pm |
Sad news for the punk-/grunge-/metal-rock world: Stooges guitarist Ron Asheton dead at 60 (the link has a great clip of the reunited band performing "Loose" a couple of years ago.)
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:36:11pm |
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:36:19pm |
re: #25 Harry Tuttle
Oh yea,
0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days
Coincidence?
I don't think so.
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IslandLibertarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:37:03pm |
re: #22 Hard Right
The hooker says, "Aren't you finished yet?"
The mistress says, "Are you finished already?"
The wife says, "Beige, yes, you should paint the ceiling beige."
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vagabond trader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:37:05pm |
Did anyone else hear Rush mention the millions of new jobs The Obama is proposing? Rush quipped that the quickest way to create millions of jobs would be to start up the draft.Hmm, can you say "Civilian Security Force."
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:37:22pm |
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rawmuse Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:37:24pm |
re: #27 mikalm
Question for those in the know:
What are "natural causes" for a punk rocker?
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DeafDog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:37:40pm |
re: #9 Leonidas Hoplite
but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?
An African green-spotted warbling open thread or a European green-spotted warbling open thread?
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:38:01pm |
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:38:20pm |
re: #9 Leonidas Hoplite
but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?
African or European ?
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:38:35pm |
Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?
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dadog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:39:16pm |
re: #33 vagabond trader
Did anyone else hear Rush mention the millions of new jobs The Obama is proposing? Rush quipped that the quickest way to create millions of jobs would be to start up the draft.Hmm, can you say "Civilian Security Force."
I will be the first to say NO Thanks I have a job
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mikalm Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:39:35pm |
re: #36 rawmuse
Question for those in the know:
What are "natural causes" for a punk rocker?
Apparently the guy had been a big alky for decades, and was suffering from high blood pressure and similar booze-related conditions. He was a big man, too, which didn't help.
R.I.P. Mr. Asheton.
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:40:01pm |
re: #42 Occasional Reader
Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?
Premature Ejectulation
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:40:04pm |
re: #42 Occasional Reader
Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?
Don't mention comment 17?
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Alaska Kim Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:40:22pm |
Hi y'all.
I'm not seeing anything but white up here.
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:40:28pm |
re: #42 Occasional Reader
Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?
The chicken.
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WriterMom Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:40:37pm |
re: #42 Occasional Reader
Moreover, if a post gets deleted, but it does contain a funny term worth liberating from the oppressive grasp of a troll, is it still useable?
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wrenchwench Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:40:50pm |
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:40:57pm |
re: #25 Harry Tuttle
Oh yea,
0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days
It's good to see your priorities are in order.
/
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:06pm |
re: #32 IslandLibertarian
The hooker says, "Aren't you finished yet?"
The mistress says, "Are you finished already?"
The wife says, "Beige, yes, you should paint the ceiling beige."
After it's painted, she will want you to try Adobe White...
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notutopia Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:12pm |
re: #33 vagabond trader
Did anyone else hear Rush mention the millions of new jobs The Obama is proposing? Rush quipped that the quickest way to create millions of jobs would be to start up the draft.Hmm, can you say "Civilian Security Force."
I think we quip the same sentiment. It is the quickest way. Reverse Posse comitatus, and put the domestic civilian security forces to work on our own soil.
Very Disturbing. I would not put this possibility in the
Naw...he won't do that...Would He?
line of skepticism.
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opnion Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:18pm |
re: #37 buzzsawmonkey
Now that many illegals are leaving the US and returning to their home countries because of a contracting economy, we can be sure that there will be a higher jihadi component to the freshet of illegals pouring through our porous borders.
No no , they said that they would build a wall. But wait, they said that walls don't work. Wait ,how come Israel & Egypt built walls net to Gaza?
This is so confusing
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:20pm |
re: #42 Occasional Reader
Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?
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That musta been one helluva opening comment...
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Creeping Eruption Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:28pm |
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:31pm |
What is the sound of one gonorrhea-sufferer clapping?
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:36pm |
Good Afternoon Lizards!
Well my office computer is finally up and running, just in time for me to go home.
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:44pm |
re: #50 WriterMom
Moreover, if a post gets deleted, but it does contain a funny term worth liberating from the oppressive grasp of a troll, is it still useable?
You can at least goof on it - see my 46
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Charles Johnson Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:53pm |
Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.
That one waited two months to post its first nasty comment.
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:41:56pm |
re: #48 Alaska Kim
Hi y'all.
I'm not seeing anything but white up here.
If it weren't for your nic and the fact that it's winter I might guess you were in Utah with me.
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DeafDog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:10pm |
re: #33 vagabond trader
Did anyone else hear Rush mention the millions of new jobs The Obama is proposing? Rush quipped that the quickest way to create millions of jobs would be to start up the draft.Hmm, can you say "Civilian Security Force."
I did not hear rush, but the govt. 'creating' jobs has never created a sustainable economic model to the best of my knowledge. If someone has an example, I'd truly like to hear it.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:17pm |
re: #48 Alaska Kim
Hi y'all.
I'm not seeing anything but white up here.
That's because there are no black people in Alaska. Puffy McPuffmeister said so. (Or whatever he's calling himself these days.)
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wrenchwench Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:23pm |
re: #55 WriterMom
ACK. Beat me by 3 seconds! DAMN.
Unbelievable! I know you type twice as fast as I do...
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Lee Coller Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:26pm |
re: #42 Occasional Reader
Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?
Deleted and whacked!
rabblerabblerabble
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yma o hyd Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:28pm |
re: #42 Occasional Reader
Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?
Yep - like air escaping from a balloon ...
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:29pm |
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:35pm |
re: #59 LGoPs
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Recent commentsThat musta been one helluva opening comment...
Ta Da! and for his next trick...?
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rawmuse Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:36pm |
re: #45 mikalm
There but for the grace of you know who could have gone I, then.
Quit booze, blood pressure went way down.
Quit booze, blood sugar numbers went normal.
Quit booze, got some exercise, weight went down.
At a certain point you are not doing the drug, the drug is doing you.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:42:39pm |
re: #34 WriterMom
Wargasm! I like it.
That term has been around for a while. The lefties like to sling it like poo at Conservatives.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:43:03pm |
Holiday Inn Express lobbies are great places to blow an hour or so!
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Creeping Eruption Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:43:16pm |
re: #61 Occasional Reader
What is the sound of one gonorrhea-sufferer clapping?
Don't know but it is probably a wet, sloughing sound . . .
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:43:17pm |
re: #64 Charles
Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.
That one waited two months to post its first nasty comment.
You know what they say - the first shall be last!
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Harry Tuttle Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:43:34pm |
re: #35 scottishbuzzsaw
You'll thank him later.
Here's the thing, we all screwed.
I could be wrong but, you know, I'm not.
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notutopia Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:43:38pm |
re: #64 Charles
Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.
That one waited two months to post its first nasty comment.
Short life span.
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mikalm Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:43:49pm |
re: #59 LGoPs
Yeah, I smelled "troll" right away with that one, but wanted the Lizards to have a little fun with him first. Guess Stinky isn't in a playful mood today.
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HoosierHoops Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:43:58pm |
re: #48 Alaska Kim
Hi y'all.
I'm not seeing anything but white up here.
We had an ice storm today...Wanna swap?
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:02pm |
re: #59 LGoPs
rabblerabblerabble
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Recent commentsThat musta been one helluva opening comment...
Must have been an IP address previously blocked. The comment was definitely trollish.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:18pm |
re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Holiday Inn Express lobbies are great places to blow an hour or so!
I think you should seperate the ideas of hanging around hotel lobbies and "blowing".
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:32pm |
re: #48 Alaska Kim
Hi y'all.
I'm not seeing anything but white up here.
I'll bet you guys have fun at the Brick.
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Bobblehead Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:32pm |
The amazing Lyrebird. Just because..he's amazing.
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:33pm |
For the third day in a row I have gotten an automated phone call telling me that this was my final notice to get a better rate on my credit card. I am beginning to doubt their veracity. /
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HoosierHoops Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:35pm |
re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Holiday Inn Express lobbies are great places to blow an hour or so!
plus you'll get so much smarter sitting there
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:40pm |
The rabble rouser roused his only rabble resulting in only rubble.
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vagabond trader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:47pm |
re: #67 DeafDog
True enough, though drafting silly idealistic young'ns into a quasi military force could be called the creation of gov jobs. In Obama-speak.
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Killgore Trout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:49pm |
re: #1 lawhawk
It's interesting to see the lag time. It took them about two weeks to get that message out.
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:49pm |
re: #13 bosforus
Closed to honcos!
Us Honcos, go'z whare we wantz. Afternoon, Lizard Nation-I'll probably be 50 posts behind once this posts...LOL.
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Alaska Kim Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:44:59pm |
re: #65 bosforus
If it weren't for your nic and the fact that it's winter I might guess you were in Utah with me.
Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:45:18pm |
re: #74 lifeofthemind
Ta Da! and for his next trick...?
You'll notice that at no time, did his arm leave his sleeve...:)
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:45:19pm |
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:45:21pm |
re: #92 Ford_Prefect
For the third day in a row I have gotten an automated phone call telling me that this was my final notice to get a better rate on my credit card. I am beginning to doubt their veracity. /
Act now and we'll double your order.
Two shamwows!
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yma o hyd Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:45:26pm |
Here's something from The Muqata:
'11:11 PM The Ultimate in Hypocrisy: UN's Secretary General: IDF defending itself from Hamas mortar fire "totally unacceptable"
New York - Israeli attacks on three schools run by the United Nations in the Gaza Strip in the last 24 hours, including one that killed more than 46 civilians on Tuesday, were "totally unacceptable and must not be repeated," UN Secretary General Ban Ki- moon said. The three schools were operated by the UN Relief and Works Agency for Palestinian Refugees in the Near East (UNRWA) in Gaza. The UN said about 15,000 Palestinians, who fled the fighting between Israel and Hamas, had found refuge in these schools as well as in more than 20 other schools in the territory.
Ban said in a statement that the locations of the schools had been given to the Israeli army and Israel was warned that its operations were endangering UN compounds.
"I am deeply dismayed that despite these repeated efforts, today's tragedies have ensued," Ban said. "These attacks by Israeli military forces which endanger UN facilities acting as places of refuge are totally unacceptable and must not be repeated."
The Muqata finds the UN's views on Israel, "totally unacceptable" as well.'
(No news about operations in Gaza - must be a total news blackout!)
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mikalm Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:45:51pm |
re: #75 rawmuse
There but for the grace of you know who could have gone I, then.
Quit booze, blood pressure went way down.
Quit booze, blood sugar numbers went normal.
Quit booze, got some exercise, weight went down.
At a certain point you are not doing the drug, the drug is doing you.
Yup. I drink moderately, but mostly beer, and realize how seductive the stuff can be for "creative" types (especially musicians and writers), and how much damage it can do.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:45:59pm |
Anyone have any strong opinions on The Cave Singers?
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:46:01pm |
re: #25 Harry Tuttle
Oh yea,
0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days
Me, I'm waiting for Burn Notice.
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:46:16pm |
re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Holiday Inn Express lobbies are great places to blow an hour or so!
Islamists get houris not the same thing.
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:46:18pm |
re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
African or European?
Ur a peeing, of course...if urine the know, you go with the flow...
/white smoke...
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:46:33pm |
rabblerabblerabble
Isn't that what the Hamburglar says?
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:46:39pm |
If you ask me, he wasted a very good nic.
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notutopia Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:46:45pm |
re: #67 DeafDog
I did not hear rush, but the govt. 'creating' jobs has never created a sustainable economic model to the best of my knowledge. If someone has an example, I'd truly like to hear it.
I don't think he's too concerned with a sustainable economic model. He's concerned with numbers.
And public statistics on unemployed. The US postal service system is one of those systems. The stamps tax rates keep increasing to balance the cost of the service.
It's been sustainable for years.
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rawmuse Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:46:51pm |
re: #104 mikalm
I notice mail carriers don't seem to have that problem.
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Alaska Kim Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:46:59pm |
re: #85 HoosierHoops
We've got snow piled on the sides of our driveway and it is up to my shoulders. I am 5' 8".
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Danderfoot Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:47:07pm |
The Trans-Texas Corridor is D-E-A-D DEAD!
[Link: www.google.com...]
It was going to swallow up 1200 foot wide tracts of Texas, with rural underpasses every 20 miles (prolonging emergency response times), force the construction of many dams with lakes that would have swallowed up hundreds of thousands of acres of farm and ranch land, and funnel billions of taxpayer dollars to Spain.
To top it off, Texas wouldn't see a penny of the tolls from it for 30 years, as the same Spanish company would have had complete rights to it.
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Happy Fun Ball Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:47:11pm |
And over here is the mythical two-headed open thread, born with only one head.
Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, an open thread with the head of a rabbit and the body...of a rabbit.
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:47:18pm |
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:47:21pm |
re: #102 Silhouette
Act now and we'll double your order.
Two shamwows!
I'm holding out for a Snuggie.
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:47:45pm |
re: #80 Harry Tuttle
Here's the thing, we all screwed.
I could be wrong but, you know, I'm not.
It's a blessing...and a curse.
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WhiteRasta Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:47:47pm |
..."we see the green-spotted warbling open thread..."
Vaguely related to the red headed double breasted mattress thrasher...
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:47:57pm |
re: #109 jamgarr
rabblerabblerabble
Isn't that what the Hamburglar says?
Does the French version say "RacailleRacailleRacaille"?
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mikalm Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:04pm |
re: #112 rawmuse
I notice mail carriers don't seem to have that problem.
Nah, they just relieve their tensions by shooting up their workplaces! :-)
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:07pm |
re: #109 jamgarr
rabblerabblerabble
Isn't that what the Hamburglar says?
Thus my #84.
/he really says robblerobblerobble
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Ward Cleaver Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:14pm |
re: #25 Harry Tuttle
Oh yea,
0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days
Is Sharona still on there? She's kinda hot, in an annoying sort of way.
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:19pm |
re: #99 Alaska Kim
Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.
I also went to where the buffalo roam,
Where deer and antelope played;
Yet ne'er did I hear a discouraging word
And the sky twas sunny all day.
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:22pm |
re: #99 Alaska Kim
Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.
Yup, it's a purty place to be!
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:41pm |
re: #105 Occasional Reader
Anyone have any strong opinions on The Cave Singers?
Too primitive for me.
///
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:44pm |
re: #91 Bobblehead
The amazing Lyrebird. Just because..he's amazing.
Attenborough plays himself almost as well as the guy with the gecko in the insurance ad plays him.
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reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:48pm |
re: #36 rawmuse
Naturally? He's our third baseman!
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:48:56pm |
re: #110 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
If you ask me, he wasted a very good nic.
LGF doesn't recycle in the new OwlGore world?
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vagabond trader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:10pm |
re: #103 yma o hyd
More UN horsesh*t! Obviously, the schooling is not working out so perhaps the UN should pitch in and build them some adequate bomb shelters.
semi sarc/
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:13pm |
re: #117 Ford_Prefect
I'm holding out for a Snuggie.
I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:14pm |
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:17pm |
re: #78 Creeping Eruption
Don't know but it is probably a wet, sloughing sound . . .
Interrupted by an occasional 2X4 being pulled out of the walls.
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:21pm |
re: #99 Alaska Kim
Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.
Utah is a gorgeous state especially the s/se...I always like to promote my favorite places and Utah is on...Zion is just terrific imo...especially in the fall
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redc1c4 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:21pm |
re: #34 WriterMom
Wargasm! I like it.
good thing, 'cause it didn't last long.
neither did the poster. %-)
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WriterMom Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:22pm |
re: #105 Occasional Reader
Yes. Wilma was far too tolerant of Fred's antics, and Bam-Bam really needed better discipline.
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:25pm |
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:25pm |
re: #116 unrealizedviewpoint
..among hatchlings.. certainly no lizard.
Coockoo bird snuck in and replaced a lizard egg with a troll egg.
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:35pm |
re: #99 Alaska Kim
Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.
Did you see any native Honcos?
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:49:35pm |
re: #120 WhiteRasta
..."we see the green-spotted warbling open thread..."
Vaguely related to the red headed double breasted mattress thrasher...
Boob thread!
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:50:11pm |
re: #132 Wyatt Earp
I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.
Love how they encourage people to wear them near a fire. BAD IDEA!
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:50:19pm |
re: #137 WriterMom
Yes. Wilma was far too tolerant of Fred's antics, and Bam-Bam really needed better discipline.
Go stand in the corner.
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:50:22pm |
re: #102 Silhouette
Act now and we'll double your order.
Two shamwows!
Warning - never put your shamwows in the washing machine, or your washing machine and well will be drained dry.
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reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:50:39pm |
re: #48 Alaska Kim
Ha!
Go make a snow angel for me ! Ok?
Just spent 6 hours in the mush !
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:50:45pm |
re: #132 Wyatt Earp
I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.
Now that would be a cool nic.
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Nevergiveup Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:50:55pm |
Last update - 23:40 06/01/2009
IDF shell kills 30 in Gaza UN school; Israel mulls appeal over Hamas fire from UN facilities
By Barak Ravid and Natasha Mozgavaya, Haaretz Correspondents and Haaretz Service
Tags: Hamas, Israel News, Gaza
Israel is considering submitting a complaint to the United Nations of Hamas' use of the world body's facilities for terror purposes, after 30 people were killed when an Israeli army artillery shell struck a UN school in Gaza. Israeli troops say that they were fired on from the building.
[Link: www.haaretz.com...]
Well if they got nothing better to do? It seems like an exercise in futility to me?
But I know, they are just trying to make a point.
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:50:59pm |
re: #137 WriterMom
Yes. Wilma was far too tolerant of Fred's antics, and Bam-Bam really needed better discipline.
I'm not gonna spank him. You spank him. I'll be at my lodge.
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CyanSnowHawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:51:07pm |
re: #59 LGoPs
That musta been one helluva opening comment...
It is the rare lawyer that gets thrown in jail for contempt due to their first opening argument.
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Outrider Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:51:09pm |
re: #132 Wyatt Earp
I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.
a crazed monk in a fancy hospital gown. They don't have backs on them do they?
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:51:28pm |
re: #86 Hard Right
Must have been an IP address previously blocked. The comment was definitely trollish.
Could've been one of the "Legion of the Banned". They seem to try to create sockpuppets every so often in an attempt to stage a comeback.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:51:40pm |
re: #145 Hard Right
Love how they encourage people to wear them near a fire. BAD IDEA!
Hell of a visual though. Trying to find out how many times we have used the word "snuggie".
Huh. Only 136 times (including this post)
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:51:59pm |
re: #153 CyanSnowHawk
It is the rare lawyer that gets thrown in jail for contempt due to their first opening argument.
Two yoots were seen exiting the Sack O'Suds...
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Alaska Kim Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:52:18pm |
re: #141 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
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Harry Tuttle Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:52:24pm |
re: #124 Ward Cleaver
Is Sharona still on there? She's kinda hot, in an annoying sort of way.
No Sharona long gone. I agree, though. Natalie is nice and a good character and all but Monk and Sharona had more chemistry.
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:52:36pm |
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:52:38pm |
re: #147 debutaunt
Warning - never put your shamwows in the washing machine, or your washing machine and well will be drained dry.
We may have just solved the 'melting glaciers, rising oceans' problem.
Someone call Obama.
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Leonidas Hoplite Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:52:41pm |
re: #160 Alaska Kim
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
Ditto...
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:52:42pm |
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:52:53pm |
re: #145 Hard Right
Love how they encourage people to wear them near a fire. BAD IDEA!
Or a football game. Eagles fans would literally murder someone in that thing.
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:53:00pm |
re: #160 Alaska Kim
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
nobody really knows...but we are it
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redc1c4 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:53:04pm |
re: #64 Charles
Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.
That one waited two months to post its
firstlast nasty comment.
FTFY!
/white smoke
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:53:14pm |
re: #160 Alaska Kim
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
just be a honco
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CyanSnowHawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:53:26pm |
re: #98 winston06
sleeper cells among lizards?
Would those more rightly be called hibernation cells?
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:53:29pm |
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:00pm |
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:04pm |
re: #167 Wyatt Earp
Or a football game. Eagles fans would literally murder someone in that thing.
what?...Eagles fans?...you jest
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:08pm |
re: #160 Alaska Kim
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
Click my avatar.
Then take a look at this thread, "We've Got Mail", part 1.
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Ben Hur Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:12pm |
What about Ben Hur hearing a story this morning from an aquaintence that was on a NY train this past Saturday.
There were young Palis on their way to an anti-Israel rally and they were being hounded by black guys on the train.
One mentioned something about something Ludacris (spelling?) raps on one of his albums about "crazy Palestinians" or something.
The black guys started making fun of Arabs, and the youths answered, "We are not Arabs, we are Palestinians."
Someone was studying his Koran too hard and forgot to read the PLO Charter!
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:21pm |
re: #160 Alaska Kim
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
It refers to an unintentionally hilarious bit of hate mail that Charles got about the Gaza War:
just because that shows how cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiots you are .. may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:27pm |
yeppers, I am here. Just back from a full day of meetings at Mead. Will be here till friday. re: #166 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Hey yerself. You at BWI?
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:33pm |
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Happy Fun Ball Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:33pm |
re: #132 Wyatt Earp
I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.
I think they remind me of Bad Luck Schleprock
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:40pm |
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:56pm |
yep re: #179 Alaska Kim
so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:54:57pm |
re: #160 Alaska Kim
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
Look for a "We got mail!" thread from yesterday. All will become clear.
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:55:05pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:55:25pm |
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:55:25pm |
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:55:37pm |
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:55:45pm |
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:55:46pm |
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:55:52pm |
re: #189 Wyatt Earp
The first rule of Honcos is that you don't talk about Honcos.
Particularly those honcos who are self-subservient.
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:02pm |
re: #153 CyanSnowHawk
re: #59 LGoPs
That musta been one helluva opening comment...
It is the rare lawyer that gets thrown in jail for contempt due to their first opening argument.
That must be some kind of record. Only thing worse would be to get banned before your first comment...nyuk, nyuk.
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:03pm |
Hey guys, my new Shia Pet finally started to grow.
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:05pm |
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:07pm |
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notutopia Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:11pm |
re: #160 Alaska Kim
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
Yesterday, Charles got mail, and shared it as posting thread. The wacko refers to us as honco...
Go back and read it. He is quite entertaining, in a confused sort of way...
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yma o hyd Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:18pm |
re: #131 vagabond trader
More UN horsesh*t! Obviously, the schooling is not working out so perhaps the UN should pitch in and build them some adequate bomb shelters.
semi sarc/
Well, I hope the Israeli Government is actually going to go ahead with this:
Israel may file complaint over Hamas' use of schools
From the report:
'The limited cabinet is examining the possibility of filing a complaint with the United Nations over the use of UNWRA schools made by Hamas gunmen in the Gaza Strip.
An inquiry into the incident revealed that the IDF soldiers acted according to procedures and fired back at gunmen firing mortar shells from the school. The investigation also revealed that Hamas launching cells were operating within the school. The shells landed outside the school yard.
IDF and intelligence sources said that Hamas was attempting to hide the circumstances of the incident. Members of the organization were also killed in the strike.'
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:32pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:33pm |
re: #195 faraway
Hey guys, my new Shia Pet finally started to grow.
Yeah, we know. Sonofagun got elected VP.
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Ben Hur Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:38pm |
re: #151 Nevergiveup
Israel is considering submitting a complaint to the United Nations of Hamas' use of the world body's facilities for terror purposes, after 30 people were killed when an Israeli army artillery shell struck a UN school in Gaza. Israeli troops say that they were fired on from the building.
LIKE THE UN DOESN'T KNOW THEY DO IT.
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reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:41pm |
re: #143 Alaska Kim
So ya went thru Zion eeh?
And ya think ya "Saw" Utah eeh?
Tisk,tisk ,tisk!
LOL
Just so ya know...There's more!
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:45pm |
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:48pm |
re: #181 jamgarr
Like your new nic
Same old nic. New avatar though. Thanks.
BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:56:57pm |
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:01pm |
re: #160 Alaska Kim
Alright, I don't get out much... what is up with this "honco" business?!
Quite possibly the greatest LGF meme of 2009 so far.
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:14pm |
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:16pm |
re: #189 Wyatt Earp but, but, but what if your a proud "honco"?
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:19pm |
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:28pm |
re: #179 Alaska Kim
so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!
Honco is generic. I have come out as a honca.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:35pm |
re: #207 WriterMom
Shia Pet? You got a Sunni Pet, too?
It's important to keep them in seperate habitats.
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:37pm |
re: #206 Ford_Prefect
Same old nic. New avatar though. Thanks.
BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
The Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about.
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Ford_Prefect Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:41pm |
re: #206 Ford_Prefect
BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
Man, I ask a question like that and then I have to leave. Later Lizards!
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:44pm |
re: #195 faraway
Hey guys, my new Shia Pet finally started to grow.
Is that the one that has the beard that grows?
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:49pm |
re: #206 Ford_Prefect
Same old nic. New avatar though. Thanks.
BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
How many roads must a man walk down?
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:55pm |
re: #195 faraway
Hey guys, my new Shia Pet finally started to grow.
I am gonna try that new "head" Shia Pet. On my head!
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Maui Girl Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:56pm |
re: #9 Leonidas Hoplite
but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?
Would that be African or European?
/channeling the Holy Grail
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:57:56pm |
UN employed staff are counting on special privileges and some get diplomatic immunity. The Israelis should revoke all of that and explicitly move to dismantle the UNRWA presence in both the West Bank and Gaza. There were some things that should have been done in 1967 that they have to do now
1) end the UNRWA regime
2) annex Bethlehem and remove all jihadists who moved in since '67, restoring it as a christian municipality.
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:58:39pm |
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:58:47pm |
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:58:48pm |
re: #203 Ben Hur
LIKE THE UN DOESN'T KNOW THEY DO IT.
they should slam the UN with volumes of evidence and demand some action
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Alaska Kim Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:58:56pm |
re: #204 reloadingisnotahobby
I had to get back to Vegas! Slot machine and Coors Light withdrawals were setting in.
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:10pm |
re: #198 notutopia
Yesterday, Charles got mail, and shared it as posting thread. The wacko refers to us as honco...
Go back and read it. He is quite entertaining, in a confused sort of way...
It's the Plan 9 of hate mail!
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Killgore Trout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:11pm |
re: #151 Nevergiveup
I assume the Israelis have video of the incidents. Irrefutable evidence is going to be tough for the world to ignore.
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:12pm |
re: #213 debutaunt
Honco is generic. I have come out as a honca.
I've got a honca honca burnin' love.
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:21pm |
re: #207 WriterMom
Shia Pet? You got a Sunni Pet, too?
Unfortunately the Shia Pet keeeled the Sunni Pet...
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:21pm |
re: #206 Ford_Prefect
BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
Who put the "bomp" in the "bompshabompshabomp"?
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:25pm |
re: #211 apachegunner
but, but, but what if your a proud "honco"?
Rule number two of Honcos is you always refer to rule number one. :)
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Ben Hur Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:37pm |
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vagabond trader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:40pm |
re: #200 yma o hyd
Hope they do file a complaint or two,though it will come to nothing in that slum of Islamist pets.
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:49pm |
re: #207 WriterMom
Shia Pet? You got a Sunni Pet, too?
Usually that's an explosive combination when put together on the same bookshelf.
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CyanSnowHawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:49pm |
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 1:59:56pm |
re: #171 apachegunner
just be a honco
Aren't we all? Hey, gunner-your Baileys is safe, I'm doing beer today. Thanks again for the Irish Coffee the other night...:>)
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:00:14pm |
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:00:28pm |
OK, you self-serviant Zionist honcos, it's time to call it a day.
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notutopia Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:00:30pm |
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opnion Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:00:48pm |
re: #132 Wyatt Earp
I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.
I am seriously cosideing manufacuring Snuggieburquas for the fashionable Muslima in the Ummah. I thought that I would by time on Al Jezzera And have Billy Hussein Mays pitch it.
What do ya think?
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yma o hyd Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:03pm |
re: #197 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Does anyone know why Germany's highest award for military valor has the French legend "Pour le Merit" on it?
It might be because it was instituted first by the Prussina king Frederick the Great, 18th century - and he only spoe Frenchm he despised the German language.
He was good friends with Voltaire, and a pretty damn good general as well.
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vagabond trader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:13pm |
re: #238 Honorary Yooper
They got together and had little sharia pets.
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:22pm |
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:23pm |
re: #197 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Does anyone know why Germany's highest award for military valor has the French legend "Pour le Merit" on it?
My 1st guess is for the same reason that the German Empire was proclaimed at the Palace of Versailles. Salt in the wounds of the defeated French.
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:24pm |
re: #179 Alaska Kim
so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!
I'm a honco, you're a honco, he's a honco too.
//blathering
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:36pm |
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:40pm |
The LGF community will eventually split between Snuggies and Honcos. The Snuggies will leave peacefully and innocently on the surface of LGF while the Honcos will go underground, tormenting the Snuggies at night, occasionally pulling one or two down into its depths. It's inevitable.
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Outrider Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:45pm |
re: #244 opnion
I am seriously cosideing manufacuring Snuggieburquas for the fashionable Muslima in the Ummah. I thought that I would by time on Al Jezzera And have Billy Hussein Mays pitch it.
What do ya think?
color scheme will be easy. all black.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:47pm |
re: #230 Killgore Trout
I assume the Israelis have video of the incidents. Irrefutable evidence is going to be tough for the world to ignore.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stop it, yer killin' me!
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:50pm |
re: #244 opnion
I am seriously cosideing manufacuring Snuggieburquas for the fashionable Muslima in the Ummah. I thought that I would by time on Al Jezzera And have Billy Hussein Mays pitch it.
What do ya think?
"Call during the ceasefire, cuz we can't do this all day!"
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yma o hyd Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:52pm |
re: #245 yma o hyd
It might be because it was instituted first by the Prussian king Frederick the Great, 18th century - and he only spoke French, he despised the German language.
He was good friends with Voltaire, and a pretty damn good general as well.
Aww, byger, PIMF!
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:56pm |
re: #244 opnion
I am seriously cosideing manufacuring Snuggieburquas for the fashionable Muslima in the Ummah. I thought that I would by time on Al Jezzera And have Billy Hussein Mays pitch it.
What do ya think?
I'll take 20!
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:01:59pm |
re: #252 bosforus
The LGF community will eventually split between Snuggies and Honcos. The Snuggies will
leaveLIVE peacefully and innocently on the surface of LGF while the Honcos will go underground, tormenting the Snuggies at night, occasionally pulling one or two down into its depths. It's inevitable.
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:02:05pm |
re: #229 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
It's the Plan 9 of hate mail!
LOL!
I think you're right.
That first phrase of the first . . . sentence? . . . was just . . . too weird.
you are lying thru your teeth if you want to deny those pictures as ”staged"
You are lying if you deny the pictures are staged. So, you are telling the truth when you say the pictures are staged?
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:02:06pm |
re: #248 Honorary Yooper
Hincitii.
Pronounced hon-shitty.
Welcome to City Wok, would you like some City Chicken?
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:02:10pm |
re: #230 Killgore Trout
I assume the Israelis have video of the incidents. Irrefutable evidence is going to be tough for the world to ignore.
they have nothing to lose and everything to gain...call out the hypocrits...makes some demands...make noise and get some attention
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:02:12pm |
I found my Shia Pet in a well. It had #12 painted on it. And it came with a cool double-bladed sword.
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WriterMom Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:02:12pm |
re: #233 Occasional Reader
Who put the ding in the RAMALAMA DING DONG?
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:02:31pm |
re: #197 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Does anyone know why Germany's highest award for military valor has the French legend "Pour le Merit" on it?
It was always sponsored by "le Merit" beer.
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Spiny Norman Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:03:16pm |
re: #203 Ben Hur
LIKE THE UN DOESN'T KNOW THEY DO IT.
Of course they know. UNRWA is as much responsible for any death or injury as Hamas.
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:03:17pm |
re: #240 Pietr
Aren't we all? Hey, gunner-your Baileys is safe, I'm doing beer today. Thanks again for the Irish Coffee the other night...:>)
yes, I have here on my right a Leinenkugel, cold
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DeafDog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:03:31pm |
re: #95 vagabond trader
True enough, though drafting silly idealistic young'ns into a quasi military force could be called the creation of gov jobs. In Obama-speak.
...and it would actually stifle economic growth by draining the labor pool.
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:03:50pm |
re: #262 faraway
I found my Shia Pet in a well. It had #12 painted on it. And it came with a cool double-bladed sword.
So that's what became of the 12th Imam. He's a Shia Pet.
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Leonidas Hoplite Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:03:57pm |
re: #183 debutaunt
Read the previous thread.
Hmmm, reminds me of the old Dr. Pepper jingle...
I'm a honco
He's a honco
She's a honco
Wouldn't you like to be a honco too?
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:04:00pm |
re: #263 WriterMom
Who put the ding in the RAMALAMA DING DONG?
Who put the rabble in the rabblerabblerouser?
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:04:00pm |
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irongrampa Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:04:06pm |
Good afternoon/evening from the Adirondacks, where we're scheduled for a 6" maintenance snow, to keep it looking pristine.
Honest, it's in the RULE book.
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CyanSnowHawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:04:20pm |
re: #194 LGoPs
That must be some kind of record. Only thing worse would be to get banned before your first comment...nyuk, nyuk.
That is not uncommon. Charles keeps a close watch on open registration and bans known socks before they post.
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yma o hyd Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:04:42pm |
re: #237 vagabond trader
Hope they do file a complaint or two,though it will come to nothing in that slum of Islamist pets.
Of course it won't - but it'll be out in the public domain, and it may even turn some votes their way ...
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DeafDog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:04:46pm |
re: #106 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Me, I'm waiting for Burn Notice.
Since 24 became unwatchable last season, Burn Notice is my new favorite
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:04:49pm |
re: #265 WriterMom
You forgot your sarc tag!
nothing ventured nothing gained...nobody ever takes on the UN and it's about time someone did
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Leonidas Hoplite Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:05:12pm |
Join the Lizard Army and be all the honco that you can be
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:05:21pm |
re: #206 Ford_Prefect
Same old nic. New avatar though. Thanks.
BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
If you know the question-you can't know the answer. If you know the answer, you can't know the question. "Do you know where your towel is"...
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Killgore Trout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:05:29pm |
Footage of attacks on Israeli troops in Gaza - 06 Jan 09
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:05:34pm |
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:05:35pm |
re: #245 yma o hyd
It might be because it was instituted first by the Prussina king Frederick the Great, 18th century - and he only spoe Frenchm he despised the German language.
He was good friends with Voltaire, and a pretty damn good general as well.
"Every soldiers boots should be shaking when an officer walks onto the parade ground"
interesting man
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Archimedes Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:05:44pm |
re: #12 Occasional Reader
My assistant Jim will now tag the warbling open thread with a harmless radio tracking device. Look out for those 8-inch venom-filled talons, Jim! I'll stay right here in the Land Rover and film.
Haha ... I'll never forget the time a massive anaconda slide into a murky pond somewhere in the jungles of South America, and Jim jumped in after it and came up wrestling this anaconda, while Marlin proudly said he'd hold the bag for Jim to put the snake in.
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Wilderstad Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:05:49pm |
re: #92 Ford_Prefect
I got that too. Better rate? Credit card? The two are mutally exclusive if you ask me.
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Killgore Trout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:06:22pm |
re: #265 WriterMom
I'm an optimist that the truth will prevail.
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Maui Girl Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:06:23pm |
Man, looks like there are quite a Monty Python fans here. I didn't read the previous comments before I posted.
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:06:26pm |
re: #277 DeafDog
Since 24 became unwatchable last season, Burn Notice is my new favorite
It has a nice balance of drama and comedy.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:06:42pm |
re: #155 Honorary Yooper
Could've been one of the "Legion of the Banned". They seem to try to create sockpuppets every so often in an attempt to stage a comeback.
Regardless, I think that was one of the fastest bans I've seen.
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:06:52pm |
I'm a little overweight after the holidays, so I have to have Diet Honcos
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:07:22pm |
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mean Gene Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:07:27pm |
Vicar takes down crucifixion sculpture
'because it's a scary
depiction of suffering'
A vicar has removed a sculpture of the crucifixion from the front of his church because it was a 'horrifying depiction of pain and suffering' that was scaring off worshippers. Rev Ewen Souter said the traditional Christian symbol was frightening children and that it would be replaced with a modern, stainless steel cross. Some of the congregation have reacted angrily to the decision, saying it is another blow to Christian tradition. ...
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]
Yeah, and then the same children go home to play video games where their victims are torn/blown to bits in various colors and fashions with awesome sound effects. , right?
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Archimedes Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:07:35pm |
re: #64 Charles
Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.
That one waited two months to post its first nasty comment.
Appeasers of evil are no better than the perpetrators, and maybe worse, because they make it harder for the good guys to defend themselves and this costs lives. I have no respect for those emailers.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:07:52pm |
re: #161 Harry Tuttle
No Sharona long gone. I agree, though. Natalie is nice and a good character and all but Monk and Sharona had more chemistry.
Glad I'm not the only one to see that. Sharona asked for a pay raise. Oops.
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:07:54pm |
re: #288 Maui Girl
Man, looks like there are quite a Monty Python fans here. I didn't read the previous comments before I posted.
next time you get the Spanish Inquisition...
:)
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:08:08pm |
re: #287 Killgore Trout
I'm an optimist that the truth will prevail.
This "world" you're referring to... is it the same one that's still firmly convinced that the Palestinians really just want to live normal lives under a peaceful, two-state solution?
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yma o hyd Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:08:13pm |
Right, Madame Dog has got off the sofa, shook herself, marched into the hall, and just came back ... yeah, my dog has me well trained!
Gotta go, Lizrads, seeya tomorrow, all being well!
May God bless and protect all those who now fight for Israel's survival, and may He bless and protect Israel.
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:08:14pm |
re: #288 Maui Girl
Man, looks like there are quite a Monty Python fans here. I didn't read the previous comments before I posted.
nice avatar!
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RoughRider Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:08:18pm |
re: #114 Danderfoot
The Trans-Texas Corridor is D-E-A-D DEAD!
If you read the fine print in other articles, you'll see Gov. Goodhair still wants all his toll roads to sell off to his campaign backers at Zachry-Cintra, but he'll take them piecemeal instead of under one "NAFTA Superhighway" banner if that's how he has to get them.
Maintain your vigilance on this colossal boondoggle. The fight isn't over yet.
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:08:26pm |
re: #288 Maui Girl
Man, looks like there are quite a Monty Python fans here. I didn't read the previous comments before I posted.
I had to pass a Monty Python test before I was allowed in.
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Leonidas Hoplite Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:08:29pm |
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:08:32pm |
re: #41 Dustyvet
African or European ?
It depends:
The African Green-Spotted Warbling Open Thread has a top speed of 50 kph. Though its plumage is often dusty, and it must range far to find enough to eat, it possesses a strong will to live that enables it to survive as well as a good instinct about what species prey on it and how avoid them.
The European Green-Spotted Warbling Open Thread once had a top speed of 60 kph but has now been rendered flightless by EU order. Constant exposure to toxic levels of Administranium have have eroded its survival instincts. It now feeds primarily on Government Cheese and is frequently eaten by its natural foes: the Islamist Vulture and Red Morlock. However, science has recent identified a new strain of this subspecies called the Wilderus strain that has regained the ability to fly at 40 kph and has forged a symbiotic relationship with the Green Scaled Lizardoid (GSL), a fierce but loyal creature known for its skill at hunting down Red Morlocks, whose Gamey Buttocks are its favorite food.
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Leonidas Hoplite Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:08:45pm |
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WhiteRasta Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:09:06pm |
re: #294 mean Gene
They have gone bat-shit nuts in the place formerly known as Great Britain...
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:09:13pm |
Get your Honco Pocket Fisherman now for only $19.95.
Order in the next 5 minutes and you get 2 free Snuggies and a lifetime subscription to LGF, Legend of the Damned.
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:09:33pm |
re: #302 RoughRider
If you read the fine print in other articles, you'll see Gov. Goodhair still wants all his toll roads to sell off to his campaign backers at Zachry-Cintra, but he'll take them piecemeal instead of under one "NAFTA Superhighway" banner if that's how he has to get them.
Maintain your vigilance on this colossal boondoggle. The fight isn't over yet.
I thought gov "goodhair" was blago!
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:09:35pm |
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opnion Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:09:35pm |
re: #253 Outrider
color scheme will be easy. all black.
Hmmm, Black is popular, but I was thinking of offering it in beige too.
Think that might be a little too racey?
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:09:37pm |
re: #298 LGoPs
next time you get the Spanish Inquisition...
:)
Then the Flying Sheep: "They don't so much fly as plummet."
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Wyatt Earp Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:09:44pm |
re: #308 faraway
Get your Honco Pocket Fisherman now for only $19.95.
Order in the next 5 minutes and you get 2 free Snuggies and a lifetime subscription to LGF, Legend of the Damned.
Pocket Fisherman? You can go blind that way!
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:09:56pm |
re: #284 Archimedes
Haha ... I'll never forget the time a massive anaconda slide into a murky pond somewhere in the jungles of South America, and Jim jumped in after it and came up wrestling this anaconda, while Marlin proudly said he'd hold the bag for Jim to put the snake in.
While Jim is wrestling with that anaconda are you wresting with your insurance needs?
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:05pm |
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:06pm |
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:08pm |
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:17pm |
re: #256 yma o hyd
Aww, byger, PIMF!
Didn't he also start a business selling sexy delicates for women?
/
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:24pm |
re: #303 debutaunt
I had to pass a Monty Python test before I was allowed in.
Be careful - or we will debu-taunt you a second time.
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:42pm |
re: #312 scottishbuzzsaw
Then the Flying Sheep: "They don't so much fly as plummet."
hahahahahahahahhahahaahaaa
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reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:45pm |
re: #267 apachegunner
Cold?
That would place the TOD at about 24+ hours ago!
Correct!
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Leonidas Hoplite Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:53pm |
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:10:57pm |
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experiencedtraveller Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:11:18pm |
re: #197 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Does anyone know why Germany's highest award for military valor has the French legend "Pour le Merit" on it?
The Pour le Merit ended in Germay with the collapse of the Hohenzollern Dynasty which ended with WWI in 1918. It was replaced by the Iron Cross.
The French language was the international language of the 19th and 18th centuries and was included on many European national medals most of which were still ruled by imperial dynasties.
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:11:30pm |
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:11:33pm |
re: #313 Wyatt Earp
Pocket Fisherman? You can go blind that way!
Whole new meaning to getting hooked...:)
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:11:34pm |
re: #294 mean Gene
That vicar should be stripped of his title. He has no business serving as an official of the Church if he is ashamed of her Lord.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:11:47pm |
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Archimedes Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:12:01pm |
re: #314 lifeofthemind
While Jim is wrestling with that anaconda are you wresting with your insurance needs?
Does not compute.
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DeafDog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:12:02pm |
re: #289 debutaunt
It has a nice balance of drama and comedy.
The blend, IMO, is 99% comedy then 1% drama: If you want to be a spy, either become a middle age guy or a babe in a bikini.
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:12:04pm |
re: #317 Dustyvet
A honco of one!
I can't get into this 'honco' thing; it sounds like a noise made by Canada Geese.
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:12:20pm |
re: #287 Killgore Trout
I'm an optimist that the truth will prevail.
I am as well...I think for Israel the time is ripe to shape a whole new paradigm in the ME...they should utterly destroy Hamas and occupy the entire strip...freeze out the UN and Fatah and the PA...start making some demands of their own to the UN, Egypt and Jordan...crank up their PR machine and try to stay ahead of Obama which doesnt seem that difficult at this point...Israel need to really start to rock here and steel themselves from all the phoney backlash from the Arab world the EU and the MSM...it can happen
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:12:58pm |
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:13:59pm |
re: #303 debutaunt
I had to pass a Monty Python test before I was allowed in.
Isn't it that your walk isn't so much silly as just from a certain angle, intriguing?
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CyanSnowHawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:14:37pm |
re: #294 mean Gene
Vicar takes down crucifixion sculpture
'because it's a scary
depiction of suffering'A vicar has removed a sculpture of the crucifixion from the front of his church because it was a 'horrifying depiction of pain and suffering' that was scaring off worshippers. Rev Ewen Souter said the traditional Christian symbol was frightening children and that it would be replaced with a modern, stainless steel cross. Some of the congregation have reacted angrily to the decision, saying it is another blow to Christian tradition. ...
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]Yeah, and then the same children go home to play video games where their victims are torn/blown to bits in various colors and fashions with awesome sound effects. , right?
Time to break out the 'Buddy Jesus'.
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notutopia Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:15:09pm |
IAF Planes Over Lebanon? Carl in Jerusalem
[Link: israelmatzav.blogspot.com...]
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:16:00pm |
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:16:07pm |
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:16:21pm |
Iiiitttsss theee 5 ooo'cloooccck EESSSTTT slooow dooownnn
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:16:41pm |
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:16:53pm |
re: #296 apachegunner
Hi back at ya, gunner...this thread is moving at avalanche pace...LOL.
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MandyManners Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:17:16pm |
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:17:17pm |
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DeafDog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:17:30pm |
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:17:40pm |
re: #342 Pietr
Hi back at ya, gunner...this thread is moving at avalanche pace...LOL.
yes, it interupts the drinking terribly doesn't it?
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reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:18:15pm |
re: #343 MandyManners
She seems to think so! Yum!
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CyanSnowHawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:18:16pm |
re: #332 Dark_Falcon
I can't get into this 'honco' thing; it sounds like a noise made by Canada Geese.
Isn't that 'honk, eh?'
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Learned Mother of Zion Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:18:25pm |
re: #277 DeafDog
Since 24 became unwatchable last season, Burn Notice is my new favorite
"24" became unwatchable after they dropped the nuke on LA, and nobody really noticed.
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:18:43pm |
re: #346 apachegunner
yes, it interupts the drinking terribly doesn't it?
I'm sipping my last cup of coffee for the day...something's missing though...*hint hint*
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gclaghorn Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:18:48pm |
Don't forget: You can vote again for LGF today (as soon as it's been 24 hrs since your first vote)!
Other Lizards to vote for:
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Killgore Trout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:18:51pm |
How old is that video of Hamas launching mortars from the UN school?
Oct. 29, 2007?
I thought that footage was from last week.
Anyone?
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:18:56pm |
we can't let the day pass without mention of Dorian. Hellooo Dorian, are ya out there partner?
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opnion Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:19:28pm |
re: #332 Dark_Falcon
I can't get into this 'honco' thing; it sounds like a noise made by Canada Geese.
That would probably Mexican Geese, "El Honco"
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:19:42pm |
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:19:48pm |
re: #350 scottishbuzzsaw
I'm sipping my last cup of coffee for the day...something's missing though...*hint hint*
ok luv, pass me your cup :>)
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CyanSnowHawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:19:52pm |
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:19:56pm |
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:19:57pm |
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:20:29pm |
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:20:29pm |
re: #294 mean Gene
Vicar takes down crucifixion sculpture
'because it's a scary
depiction of suffering'
If they want a scary depiction of suffering they should read Sharia Law.
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CyanSnowHawk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:20:31pm |
re: #339 Dark_Falcon
Oops. Been a while since I've seen it.
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Charles Johnson Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:20:38pm |
re: #353 Killgore Trout
How old is that video of Hamas launching mortars from the UN school?
[Video]
Oct. 29, 2007?
I thought that footage was from last week.
Anyone?
I think the 2007 date is correct. I recall seeing this video last year.
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:20:45pm |
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:20:47pm |
re: #349 Alouette
"24" became unwatchable after they dropped the nuke on LA, and nobody really noticed.
Nobody noticed or nobody cared?
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jamgarr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:20:55pm |
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:21:26pm |
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:21:38pm |
re: #364 bosforus
If they want a scary depiction of suffering they should read Sharia Law.
Or the smuggled torture manual I got 22 years ago.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:22:05pm |
re: #366 Charles
I was wondering if that was the school that as hit.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:22:18pm |
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:22:19pm |
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Killgore Trout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:22:47pm |
re: #366 Charles
Ah, thanks. I guess I was mistaken to assume it was new.
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MandyManners Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:23:02pm |
re: #277 DeafDog
Since 24 became unwatchable last season, Burn Notice is my new favorite
Donovan's a hottie!
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Charles Johnson Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:23:20pm |
re: #373 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I was wondering if that was the school that as hit.
It is the same school.
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:23:41pm |
re: #332 Dark_Falcon
I can't get into this 'honco' thing; it sounds like a noise made by Canada Geese.
I'm guessing the writer meant to say "honcho" and, getting his tongue wrapped around his eye tooth, couldn't see a thing he was saying.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:23:45pm |
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:23:58pm |
re: #346 apachegunner
yes, it interupts the drinking terribly doesn't it?
Amen-and you hardly have time to upding...:>(
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:24:09pm |
re: #380 eschew_obfuscation
I'm guessing the writer meant to say "honcho" and, getting his tongue wrapped around his eye tooth, couldn't see a thing he was saying.
probably had no teeth.
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:24:16pm |
re: #348 CyanSnowHawk
Isn't that 'honk, eh?'
True Story: One time I was at Lincoln Park Zoo with my parents. I remarked on a early arriving Canada Goose (It was early March). A nearby person heard me and said to the goose "Go on back to Canada. Better health care." My father and I were so stunned by the ignorance and moonbattery of the statement that we were unable to respond to it.
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:25:02pm |
re: #337 notutopia
IAF Planes Over Lebanon? Carl in Jerusalem
[Link: israelmatzav.blogspot.com...]
They overfly Lebanon all the time. Why would this be news?
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:25:14pm |
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Killgore Trout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:25:37pm |
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:25:40pm |
re: #385 Dark_Falcon
True Story: One time I was at Lincoln Park Zoo with my parents. I remarked on a early arriving Canada Goose (It was early March). A nearby person heard me and said to the goose "Go on back to Canada. Better health care." My father and I were so stunned by the ignorance and moonbattery of the statement that we were unable to respond to it.
a conversation with an idiot?
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:26:00pm |
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Green Helmet Guy Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:26:27pm |
re: #64 Charles
Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.
That one waited two months to post its first nasty comment.
a Sleeper cell I guess.
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:26:29pm |
re: #354 apachegunner
we can't let the day pass without mention of Dorian. Hellooo Dorian, are ya out there partner?
Hope you're well...some of us miss ya...Stay well...
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DeafDog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:26:39pm |
re: #349 Alouette
"24" became unwatchable after they dropped the nuke on LA, and nobody really noticed.
I get your point, but every show or movie has an element of the 'unbelievable' in it and 24 is no exception. For a long time, those unbelievable parts of 24 were part of the fun. For me, a show becomes unwatchable when the dialog gets to be too predictable, plain dumb, or contrived. The last season of 24 was just awful in that regard.
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Taqyia2Me Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:26:47pm |
re: #294 mean Gene
Vicar takes down crucifixion sculpture
'because it's a scary
depiction of suffering'A vicar has removed a sculpture of the crucifixion from the front of his church because it was a 'horrifying depiction of pain and suffering' that was scaring off worshippers. Rev Ewen Souter said the traditional Christian symbol was frightening children and that it would be replaced with a modern, stainless steel cross. Some of the congregation have reacted angrily to the decision, saying it is another blow to Christian tradition. ...
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]Yeah, and then the same children go home to play video games where their victims are torn/blown to bits in various colors and fashions with awesome sound effects. , right?
Vicar Dumbshit?
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callahan23 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:26:47pm |
re: #352 gclaghorn
Don't forget: You can vote again for LGF today (as soon as it's been 24 hrs since your first vote)!
Other Lizards to vote for:
Isn't IsraellyCool also a lizard!?! Of course and often contributing to spinoff links. He is also a nominee for the Blog Awards.
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:27:02pm |
re: #385 Dark_Falcon
True Story: One time I was at Lincoln Park Zoo with my parents. I remarked on a early arriving Canada Goose (It was early March). A nearby person heard me and said to the goose "Go on back to Canada. Better health care." My father and I were so stunned by the ignorance and moonbattery of the statement that we were unable to respond to it.
Poor little goose likes his Blue Cross Blue Shield coverage...
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Maui Girl Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:27:21pm |
re: #301 unrealizedviewpoint
Yeh, about the avatar. I could admit that I can't get anything to work but I'd rather just say, as a woman, I cannot make up my mind and thus, I leave it blank and up to the observer's imagination!
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:27:31pm |
re: #385 Dark_Falcon
True Story: One time I was at Lincoln Park Zoo with my parents. I remarked on a early arriving Canada Goose (It was early March). A nearby person heard me and said to the goose "Go on back to Canada. Better health care." My father and I were so stunned by the ignorance and moonbattery of the statement that we were unable to respond to it.
Joke was on the moonbat when the goose answered back "Aflac" showing he already had insurance...
:)
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apachegunner Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:27:53pm |
re: #397 Maui Girl
Yeh, about the avatar. I could admit that I can't get anything to work but I'd rather just say, as a woman, I cannot make up my mind and thus, I leave it blank and up to the observer's imagination!
woohooo!
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:28:23pm |
re: #397 Maui Girl
Yeh, about the avatar. I could admit that I can't get anything to work but I'd rather just say, as a woman, I cannot make up my mind and thus, I leave it blank and up to the observer's imagination!
Tabula rasa...I like it...
:)
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:28:29pm |
re: #398 LGoPs
Joke was on the moonbat when the goose answered back "Aflac" showing he already had insurance...
:)
LOL!
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:28:38pm |
re: #374 bosforus
It covers the gamut, from threats, to psych-outs, to physical endangerment, to death. Things like pulling the trigger with an empty chamber, denial of bodily functions, sodomy, torturing a prisoner within sight or hearing of another prisoner, near-waterboarding and dunking, denial of food and water, force-feeding poisons.
The man who passed it to me (I photocopied it) said he had experienced some of these, but was denied political asylum in the USA. He immediately went underground, from one "safe house" to another. I heard about his presentation by word-of-mouth.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:28:42pm |
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:28:53pm |
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:29:01pm |
re: #312 scottishbuzzsaw
Then the Flying Sheep: "They don't so much fly as plummet."
Beware clever sheep...
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SWPaul Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:29:32pm |
Hey all! I'd like to tell you guys that if you run across some serious anti-Semitic stuff online, please report it to the Anti-Defamation League. I ran into some really scary stuff by a guy I think is capable of hurting a lot of people. The ADL is really really serious about this, and don't be afraid of reporting it!
Here's the site. I've found that Google Chrome has problems with emailing the ADL (error messages), but Internet Explorer works fine. Not sure about Firefox (I have personal reasons for hating Firefox...).
Anti-Defamation League Contact Page
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Archimedes Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:29:38pm |
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gclaghorn Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:29:44pm |
re: #395 callahan23
Isn't IsraellyCool also a lizard!?! Of course and often contributing to spinoff links. He is also a nominee for the Blog Awards.
Yes! Thank you for reminding me.
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:30:16pm |
Fishing puns are re: #397 Maui Girl
Yeh, about the avatar. I could admit that I can't get anything to work but I'd rather just say, as a woman, I cannot make up my mind and thus, I leave it blank and up to the observer's imagination!
Obama, is that you?
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:30:18pm |
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turn Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:30:27pm |
And there, emerging from its lair, we see the green-spotted warbling open thread and it utters... may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day.
I didn't get the honco stuff upthread so I resorted to a LGF search and found the reference post. Ha! Some of your comments were cracking me up. One thing is for sure, Israel's defense of their homeland really brings out the crazies.
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MandyManners Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:31:52pm |
re: #386 eschew_obfuscation
They overfly Lebanon all the time. Why would this be news?
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:31:52pm |
re: #397 Maui Girl
Yeh, about the avatar. I could admit that I can't get anything to work but I'd rather just say, as a woman, I cannot make up my mind and thus, I leave it blank and up to the observer's imagination!
Obama, is that you?
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:32:11pm |
Coleman says he's challenging Senate result
Updated: 01/06/09 - 3:27 PM
Republican Norm Coleman, who received 225 fewer votes than DFLer Al Franken in the U.S. Senate recount, will challenge the result in court. He told reporters at a state Capitol news conference that a lawsuit, known as an election contest, would proceed.
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callahan23 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:32:14pm |
re: #408 gclaghorn
You're welcome.
I visit AussieDave daily to get my updates on events Israelisides.
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:32:18pm |
re: #402 victor_yugo
Scary stuff. I'll never forget my trip to the Renaissance Festival and walking through the torture chambers. If my stomach was being used as the bottom of a cage that held a hungry rat I'd say anything.
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:32:20pm |
re: #389 apachegunner
a conversation with an idiot?
No, I would have just replied and then moved on. I knew that a conversation would have been pointless: Someone who thinks like that is too far gone for me to help, absent some shock to the system that puts holes in their armor arrogance.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:32:22pm |
re: #410 Dustyvet
Baaa, from above!...motto of the 115th Para Sheep...
You never know when there is a sheep out there with your name on it...
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:33:13pm |
re: #385 Dark_Falcon
True Story: One time I was at Lincoln Park Zoo with my parents. I remarked on a early arriving Canada Goose (It was early March). A nearby person heard me and said to the goose "Go on back to Canada. Better health care." My father and I were so stunned by the ignorance and moonbattery of the statement that we were unable to respond to it.
Hello?
The goose clearly has AFLAC.
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:33:27pm |
re: #418 Hard Right
You never know when there is a sheep out there with your name on it...
Nah, no worries...It's the one marked to whom it may concern, you have to worry about...
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:33:51pm |
re: #405 Hard Right
Beware clever sheep...
"Why don't you just get rid of Harold?" "Because of the enormous commercial possibilities should he succeed."
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:34:05pm |
re: #409 Spare O'Lake
Fishing puns are
Obama, is that you?
My thoughts too. Except I was thinking more of WAB.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:34:28pm |
re: #420 Dustyvet
Nah, no worries...It's the one marked to whom it may concern, you have to worry about...
Suicide sheep bombers?
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:35:05pm |
re: #412 MandyManners
I assumed that, but such is the usual reason for the overflights... reconnaissance of Hiz'b'allah activity... one of the reasons Hiz'b'allah wants Iranian surface-to-air missiles.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:35:18pm |
re: #422 scottishbuzzsaw
"Why don't you just get rid of Harold?" "Because of the enormous commercial possibilities should he succeed."
Harold was later shot down by a local newsman. Tragic. I saw the whole thing.
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:35:23pm |
re: #411 turn
And there, emerging from its lair, we see the green-spotted warbling open thread and it utters... may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day.
I didn't get the honco stuff upthread so I resorted to a LGF search and found the reference post. Ha! Some of your comments were cracking me up. One thing is for sure, Israel's defense of their homeland really brings out the crazies.
Hey, Turn-how are you today. hope you're enjoying 2009!
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:35:25pm |
re: #418 Hard Right
You never know when there is a sheep out there with your name on it...
If a sheep is a fugitive from justice, does he go on the lamb?...
:)
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:36:19pm |
re: #429 LGoPs
If a sheep is a fugitive from justice, does he go on the lamb?...
:)
Are you trying to pull the wool over my eyes?
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:36:27pm |
re: #416 bosforus
Who needs a Ren Faire when we have Uday Hussein's iron maiden?
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HoosierHoops Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:36:33pm |
re: #429 LGoPs
If a sheep is a fugitive from justice, does he go on the lamb?...
:)
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
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J.S. Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:36:38pm |
re: #406 SWPaul
Think I'll report Aaron Miller on CNN for giving his "advice" for the president-elect (stating that the best things for Obama to do, after assuming office, is to follow the workings of Jimmy Carter.)
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:36:43pm |
re: #429 LGoPs
If a sheep is a fugitive from justice, does he go on the lamb?...
:)
If so, clearly his crime was pedophelia.
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:36:49pm |
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:36:54pm |
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:37:21pm |
re: #425 Hard Right
Suicide sheep bombers?
Contact Dave Berry. He has a long file on exploding animals.
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Hard Right Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:37:42pm |
By Lizards. Must skitter home. Beware flying sheep.
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:37:52pm |
re: #429 LGoPs
If a sheep is a fugitive from justice, does he go on the lamb?...
:)
Shaun The Sheep & flock dance
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:37:53pm |
re: #419 Silhouette
Hello?
The goose clearly has AFLAC.
Actually in a ideal world one of the ducks would have replied "AFLAC" after which one of the pigeons would give the moonbat the respect he deserved by voiding itself on him.
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:37:56pm |
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:38:04pm |
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:38:47pm |
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:39:00pm |
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:39:19pm |
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:39:32pm |
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callahan23 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:39:50pm |
re: #408 gclaghorn
Yes! Thank you for reminding me.
Another good friend of ours (I guess) is Carl in Jerusalem who is up to be voted in the Blog Awards section of "Best Midsize Blog" as Israel Matzav.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:40:16pm |
re: #447 Dark_Falcon
Don't be such a flockhead.
And I'll bet for that, you're expecting a standing oveja-tion.
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Maui Girl Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:40:17pm |
re: #404 Dustyvet
That is just too weird. When I was 12, my mother's friend, who was a photographer did a depiction of the Mona Lisa using me as the model. She used the photo and then painted in the background. At first glance, it looked like the ML but of course, it was me. Still have it hanging on my wall. It has faded with time mind you.
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DeafDog Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:40:34pm |
Speaking of homocidal sheep, this is actually a good rental flick:
two honcos up!
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experiencedtraveller Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:41:26pm |
re: #383 buzzsawmonkey
A favor, please buzzsawmonkey. I believe you posted an explanation of the differences between human rights and personal liberty awhile back.
Could you kindly repost or provide a link to your previous posts. Yes, I am pwned by the LGF search function...
/If it wasn't you please ignore. Its just that you all look alike. The scales, the green, the slithering around...
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:41:42pm |
re: #450 Maui Girl
That is just too weird. When I was 12, my mother's friend, who was a photographer did a depiction of the Mona Lisa using me as the model. She used the photo and then painted in the background. At first glance, it looked like the ML but of course, it was me. Still have it hanging on my wall. It has faded with time mind you.
How much time?
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WhiteRasta Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:43:43pm |
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep...
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:43:47pm |
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bulwrk Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:43:48pm |
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Occasional Reader Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:44:20pm |
"You're all evil, and I hope you all have snacks!"
Later.
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:44:33pm |
re: #444 Occasional Reader
Good pun. You've earned your chops.
Damn big sideburns if you ask me. Why do you want to make LGoPs look like Elvis?
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mean Gene Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:45:07pm |
re: #459 Occasional Reader
"You're all evil, and I hope you all have snacks!"
Later.
They're not all evil but some of them are Baahh'ed.
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:45:13pm |
re: #452 taxfreekiller
tfk-love your posts, but you do stress our intelligence to the max. Are you trying to ensure we don't backslide into non-thinking, media believers? Just curious...Pietr.
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:45:21pm |
re: #458 bulwrk
Ewe deserve a click on the plus mutton for that one
Dammit...you just bleat me to it...I was just typing ewe. Curses.
:)
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:45:26pm |
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:46:44pm |
Fears mount of Gaza conflict spill over in Europe that Muslims immigrants will try to kill Jews in Europe too.
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:46:47pm |
When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in Australia
one of the passengers noticed a sheep tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street.
"Oh that," said the guide, "that's the Recreation Centre"
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goddessoftheclassroom Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:47:01pm |
re: #463 LGoPs
Dammit...you just bleat me to it...I was just typing ewe. Curses.
:)
My gut reaction is that ewe all are ramming these puns at us.
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Nevergiveup Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:47:39pm |
re: #379 Charles
It is the same school.
If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and looks like a duck...Fire a missile at it I say!
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:47:48pm |
BBIAB-hope I can catch up, tho the avalanche hsa slowed...LOL.
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:47:55pm |
re: #468 goddessoftheclassroom
My gut reaction is that ewe all are ramming these puns at us.
Very re-veal-ing... but not funny!
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:48:04pm |
What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
a wrap-around sweater
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Silvergirl Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:48:11pm |
re: #467 faraway
When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in Australia
one of the passengers noticed a sheep tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street."Oh that," said the guide, "that's the Recreation Centre"
Now thaaat is baaahd.
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Nevergiveup Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:48:28pm |
re: #466 Silhouette
Fears mount
of Gaza conflict spill over in Europethat Muslims immigrants will try to kill Jews in Europe too.
When was the last time Jews were really safe in Europe?
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:48:43pm |
If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is
a goose?
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:48:53pm |
re: #467 faraway
When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in Australia
one of the passengers noticed a sheep tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street."Oh that," said the guide, "that's the Recreation Centre"
Ewe.
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IslandLibertarian Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:49:01pm |
The finish carpenter has just installed the new base board in the bathroom and I'll be touching up the trim work and painting the closet door (I hate paint!)...the custom vanity and storage cabinet arrive from Bali next week...I've been at this remodel since Christmas and I'm beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel...or is that just the 60s coming back to mess with me?...New Years Resolution...no remodels in 2009...maybe...
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Silvergirl Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:49:15pm |
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goddessoftheclassroom Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:49:19pm |
re: #471 eschew_obfuscation
Very re-veal-ing... but not funny!
You're not going to cow me with the udderly negative comment; it's just your moooppd.
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:49:32pm |
re: #471 eschew_obfuscation
Very re-veal-ing... but not funny!
I hoof had about enough of these sheep puns.
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:49:43pm |
re: #466 Silhouette
Fears mount
of Gaza conflict spill over in Europethat Muslims immigrants will try to kill Jews in Europe too.
They are just afraid the moslems will miss and kill good dhimmis.
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callahan23 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:49:52pm |
re: #452 taxfreekiller
The loony Brits who have wholesale drunk the cool aid of global-warming catastrophe are now beginning to see the reality:
"BRITAIN’S Arctic start to 2009 showed no sign of abating yesterday as much of the UK was gripped by a mini ice-age. Temperatures in some parts of the country were predicted to plunge to a bone-chilling -10C [14°F] last night with the sub-zero temperatures set to last for much of the week. The winter of 1962-1963 was the coldest in England and Wales since 1740. But forecasters already predict this January chill could rival that. The freezing weather has called into question the notion of global warming." Daily Express
BIG FAT I told you so!
/
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:50:51pm |
The Wool Street Journal just told Harry Reid to butt out.
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:50:52pm |
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:51:04pm |
re: #468 goddessoftheclassroom
My gut reaction is that ewe all are ramming these puns at us.
I'm being goated into it by all the others...
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Nevergiveup Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:51:39pm |
00:45 Abbas: Enough suffering from Israel has been meted on Palestinian people (Haaretz)
00:44 Abbas: Truce must include opening of crossings to lift `unjust siege` of Gaza (Haaretz)
00:43 Abbas: Any cease-fire must be ensured so as to avoid repeating Gaza war (Haaretz)
00:43 Abbas: Arab, Muslim peoples will accept no less than urgent UN intervention (Haaretz)
00:39 Abbas: Israeli operation in Gaza is latest Palestinian `catastrophe` (Haaretz)
00:39 Abbas: `Massacre at UNRWA school is new proof of crimes against our people` (Haaretz)
I'm sorry, but who are you again?
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:51:42pm |
re: #477 IslandLibertarian
The finish carpenter has just installed the new base board in the bathroom and I'll be touching up the trim work and painting the closet door (I hate paint!)...the custom vanity and storage cabinet arrive from Bali next week...I've been at this remodel since Christmas and I'm beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel...or is that just the 60s coming back to mess with me?...New Years Resolution...no remodels in 2009...maybe...
Tell you what if you pass on the remodels I'll take any lonely models left sitting around.
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:51:52pm |
Rated R
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear zippers.
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:51:57pm |
re: #469 Nevergiveup
If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and looks like a duck...Fire a missile at it I say!
Or buy insurance from it...
:)
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:52:33pm |
re: #482 callahan23
The loony Brits who have wholesale drunk the cool aid of global-warming catastrophe are now beginning to see the reality:
BIG FAT I told you so!
/
I've been saying that to several friends. I warned them in October that we were coming off of the low side of the sunspot cycle, and winter was going to be colder than usual.
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:52:50pm |
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:53:09pm |
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callahan23 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:54:01pm |
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mattm Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:54:12pm |
Anyone see the fun at the senate with Harry read not seating Burris. Thankfully Coleman will sue over the "recount."
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Dianna Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:54:51pm |
re: #477 IslandLibertarian
In 2002, when I finished my remodel, I told everyone that if I ever breathed the word "remodel" again that they were to assume I'd been abducted by aliens and a changeling left in my place.
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HoosierHoops Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:55:12pm |
re: #492 victor_yugo
I've been saying that to several friends. I warned them in October that we were coming off of the low side of the sunspot cycle, and winter was going to be colder than usual.
Oh no! We are going into an ice age!
I better give Al a call and give him a heads up
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:55:17pm |
re: #495 buzzsawmonkey
Both now on my favorites list.
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:55:27pm |
re: #494 Spare O'Lake
That is shear nonsense.
I know a lady who wears nylon, so folks won't pull the wool over her eyes...
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:56:19pm |
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:57:15pm |
re: #497 mattm
Anyone see the fun at the senate with Harry read not seating Burris. Thankfully Coleman will sue over the "recount."
Hairy Reed is just using Burris to get back at Blago for getting caught. He may himself face impeachment for his behavior today.
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faraway Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:57:17pm |
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"
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Dianna Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:57:35pm |
re: #502 scottishbuzzsaw
Yeah, but it's a good yarn.
You're a real card, the way you're spinning these puns out.
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MandyManners Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:57:39pm |
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:57:56pm |
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Dianna Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:58:37pm |
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callahan23 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:58:45pm |
re: #492 victor_yugo
When you tell such predictions, based on facts, people tent not to believe you.
Then, when it happens and you tell then "SEE I TOLD YOU SO" they have completely forgotten that you told them.
What a coincidence. Shows the moonbats minds are not built to process facts neither are they fit to remember.
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Teacake! Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:58:57pm |
Hi there, would someone here be willing to see if my download at ebay actually works? It doesn't allow you to do this from my own account.
It is a buy it now for 99 cents and I'll issue the refund immediately. Just need to know if all went right in setting up the download.
I can email the link at ebay to anyone who will try this out... as I guess it wouldn't be cool to put the link here.
thanks!
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:59:08pm |
re: #431 victor_yugo
Who needs a Ren Faire when we have Uday Hussein's iron maiden?
Saw an Iron Maiden there too. Sweet [blasphemy] they meant business back then! Still do, too, I guess.
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victor_yugo Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:59:17pm |
re: #504 faraway
That was one of the raunchiest jokes ever told on The Tonight Show. Johnny Carson hosted, and Buddy Hackett told it.
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:59:26pm |
Email from the Jerusalem Prayer Team
From Mike Evans the founder of the Jerusalem Prayer Team
Dear (Silhouette),I am writing you from the war zone in Southern Israel.
Yesterday, thousands of suffering Russian Jews in Sderot were given blankets and much more from you. God bless you for caring. Sderot has been in the direct line of fire from Hamas rockets for months. More than 10,000 missiles and mortars have been fired into Southern Israel by Hamas. Yes, that's correct...10,000. The secular media will not give you that information.
... Israelis in that area have learned to respond immediately to warning sirens that disrupt their daily activities over and over. In a matter of seconds, civilians must find shelter while hoping that the incoming rockets fail to hit a school, shopping mall, or a home.
Children in the area grow up with the fear that they could be the next target of Hamas' deadly intentions. Now, the Israelis face yet another challenge. Hamas has introduced the Grad Kaytusha rockets which have a longer range and can carry a deadlier payload. Ashkelon, a resort city on the Mediterranean, is now within the sights of Hamas missiles and has suffered death and destruction as a result. Defense Minister Ehud Barak decided on Sunday to extend the Hanukkah vacation in schools within a 20km range of the Gaza Strip until further notice.
...
Israelis in this area have suffered tremendously mentally, physically and emotionally. For example, terrorists blew up a school bus, and three precious children whose father is a rabbi, were all terribly wounded. Tehila, the eldest daughter, lost both legs in the attack. Thanks to the JPT, we were able to purchase a special motorized wheelchair to allow her to attend school and play with her friends.
...
Your ambassador to Jerusalem,
Michael D. Evans
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:59:45pm |
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:59:57pm |
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 2:59:59pm |
Sheep Traffic Jam
There was this really smart sheep down in Mexico who knew how to make butter and buttermilk.
One night she sneaked across the border and got a job working for a farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.
The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for attempting to make an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway.
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:00:24pm |
re: #495 buzzsawmonkey
It is a fraud because there is no reciprocity. The members of the designated protected category, such as homosexuals or believers in the divine but specially protected nature of Mohammed and his message, may not be criticized however they are themselves immune from sanction for acting in a manner which would be prohibited if done by anyone else. That is a textbook definition of hypocrisy.
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goddessoftheclassroom Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:01:05pm |
re: #513 Silhouette
Will you please post or forward to me the link of the site?
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:01:05pm |
re: #503 victor_yugo
Hairy Reed is just using Burris to get back at Blago for getting caught. He may himself face impeachment for his behavior today.
I'm not going to hold my breath on any dem getting impeached. Don't you know this is a new era in politics. Hope! Change!
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mjbrutus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:01:06pm |
I'm all out of tears, so I guess I just gotta laff. Let's review the week that was:
1. Al Franken steals the MN senate seat (can Senator Rosie O'Donnell be far behind?)
2. Queen Pelosi rolls back all Congressional reforms to include censoring any and all input from the "other side" in the spirit of "bipartisanship." She removes all term limits on committee chairmanships and eliminates all measures put in place to provide transparency and enforce ethics.
3. NY Gov Patterson stands by his y'know, gal, y'know Sweet Caroline.
4. The O picks another Clintoon political hack to lead our most important agency (That would be "The Agency" to those in the know) in the GWOT, because y'know he can pick up all the spook know-how he needs on the job.
5. Comic relief in the form of Dingy Harry, Dick Turban, Blago (or is it Bluto?) and Burress amuse us with chills and spills. Oh, BTW, has anyone else noticed how the chief law enforcement officer of the state of Ill-noise got himself on the same career path as the One himself? Y'know, see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil while improbably rising to stardom in Chi-town. Perhaps he felt sorry for Fitzgerald and just wanted to leave all those dirty deals to him to bring to light to boost his self-esteem.
And did I mention, it's only Tuesday?
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Dianna Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:01:23pm |
re: #515 LGoPs
Although what he says is on topic for this thread...
We can have more than just a single strand...
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MandyManners Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:01:24pm |
re: #516 Dustyvet
Sheep Traffic Jam
There was this really smart sheep down in Mexico who knew how to make butter and buttermilk.
One night she sneaked across the border and got a job working for a farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.
The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for attempting to make an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway.
*groan*
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bosforus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:02:02pm |
re: #520 mjbrutus
can Senator Rosie O'Donnell be far behind?
No fair, I didn't bring a change of underwear to work!
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Kosh's Shadow Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:02:47pm |
re: #504 faraway
A Boston radio station has "Men from Maine" (ayup) sketches. One involved the whole crew singing "I'm buying a sheep today".
Another one had one of the men holding a sheep, in his kitchen, while his wife is there.
He says "This is the pig I have sex with when I'm not with you".
His wife says "That's a sheep, not a pig"
He says "I wasn't talking to you"
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MandyManners Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:02:54pm |
re: #520 mjbrutus
I'm all out of tears, so I guess I just gotta laff. Let's review the week that was:
1. Al Franken steals the MN senate seat (can Senator Rosie O'Donnell be far behind?)
2. Queen Pelosi rolls back all Congressional reforms to include censoring any and all input from the "other side" in the spirit of "bipartisanship." She removes all term limits on committee chairmanships and eliminates all measures put in place to provide transparency and enforce ethics.
3. NY Gov Patterson stands by his y'know, gal, y'know Sweet Caroline.
4. The O picks another Clintoon political hack to lead our most important agency (That would be "The Agency" to those in the know) in the GWOT, because y'know he can pick up all the spook know-how he needs on the job.
5. Comic relief in the form of Dingy Harry, Dick Turban, Blago (or is it Bluto?) and Burress amuse us with chills and spills. Oh, BTW, has anyone else noticed how the chief law enforcement officer of the state of Ill-noise got himself on the same career path as the One himself? Y'know, see no evil, hear no evil, say no evil while improbably rising to stardom in Chi-town. Perhaps he felt sorry for Fitzgerald and just wanted to leave all those dirty deals to him to bring to light to boost his self-esteem.
And did I mention, it's only Tuesday?
Makes me wanna' crawl back under the covers for four years.
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lobo91 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:03:07pm |
re: #503 victor_yugo
Hairy Reed is just using Burris to get back at Blago for getting caught. He may himself face impeachment for his behavior today.
No such luck. Senators are not subject to impeachment or recall. They can only be expelled by the Senate itself.
Fat chance of that happening.
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:03:37pm |
re: #394 Taqyia2Me
Vicar Dumbshit?
Sounds like it to me.
the whole point of having a depiction of the crucifixion is to drive home the point that Christ suffered and died for our sins.
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:03:48pm |
re: #504 faraway
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"
LOL!
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:04:00pm |
re: #490 faraway
Rated R
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear zippers.
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:04:02pm |
re: #528 MandyManners
Makes me wanna' crawl back under the covers for four years.
Me too...bad craziness.
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reine.de.tout Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:05:05pm |
re: #528 MandyManners
Makes me wanna' crawl back under the covers for four years.
NO! We have to be fully alert and vigilent, so we can enjoy these sorts of spectacles as they occur!
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debutaunt Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:06:08pm |
re: #495 buzzsawmonkey
I'm all for individual rights. Society tends to mean everyone except me.
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Kosh's Shadow Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:06:12pm |
And we have to mention
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep (A Bob Rivers parody)
ACDC, bleat your heart out.
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:06:22pm |
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:06:36pm |
re: #490 faraway
Rated R
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear zippers.
A man walked into a bar...with an octopus.
The bar tender asked, "what's with the octopus?".
The man, noticing a number of musical instruments hanging on the wall, said "I'll bet you $500 that my octopus can play any instrument in the bar".
The bar tender, amused, said "Fine, let's hear him with this trumpet".
Immediately, the bar is filled with Dizzy Gillespie.
The bar tender, surprised, but still hopeful retrieved a saxophone from the wall and handed it to the octopus... followed shortly by "Yackety Sax".
The bar tender, now desperate, groped around beneath the bar for a few seconds and returned with a bagpipe. Handing it to the octopus, he declared proudly, "There's no way!".
Five minutes passed and not a sound was heard. The octopus seemed ill at ease with the new instrument.
Finally, the bar tender said "Ha! I want my $500!".
The man said confidently, "Just give him a second. As soon as he figures out he can't f**k it, he'll start playing".
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pegcity Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:06:43pm |
shouldnt this dude from Dubai get back to beating his slaves?
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:06:59pm |
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uptight Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:07:35pm |
Number Crunching
According to this article each Qassam rocket that the terrorists fire into Israel costs $500.
Bearing in mind that they are firing an average of say 50 a day, that means that $25,000 is being wasted each day on rockets.
Spread over the 8 years they've been firing, an astonishing $73 million has been wasted - even if you are an antisemitic leftist, there is still monumentally poor return on this cash for the amount of Jews these missiles have murdered.
How much relief aid could this $25,000 buy? I'd estimate about 25 grand's worth, which will go a long way to solving many of the problems of whole bunch of people.
$25,000 could, for example, buy a shitload of blankets
$25,000 could buy enough rice to feed a medium sized Palestinian family for ages - at least until they got sick of rice
$25,000 could buy nice secondhand Mercedes each day...as a sort of lucky dip for the beleaguered 'stinians. It would take their minds off stuff.
And they call us heartless
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Soona' Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:08:15pm |
re: #527 Kosh's Shadow
A Boston radio station has "Men from Maine" (ayup) sketches. One involved the whole crew singing "I'm buying a sheep today".
Another one had one of the men holding a sheep, in his kitchen, while his wife is there.
He says "This is the pig I have sex with when I'm not with you".
His wife says "That's a sheep, not a pig"
He says "I wasn't talking to you"
LOL. Y'all are killin' me.
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Silvergirl Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:08:58pm |
re: #527 Kosh's Shadow
A Boston radio station has "Men from Maine" (ayup) sketches. One involved the whole crew singing "I'm buying a sheep today".
Another one had one of the men holding a sheep, in his kitchen, while his wife is there.
He says "This is the pig I have sex with when I'm not with you".
His wife says "That's a sheep, not a pig"
He says "I wasn't talking to you"
Now that is whack-worthy!
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:10:29pm |
re: #544 uptight
Number Crunching
According to this article each Qassam rocket that the terrorists fire into Israel costs $500.
Bearing in mind that they are firing an average of say 50 a day, that means that $25,000 is being wasted each day on rockets.
Spread over the 8 years they've been firing, an astonishing $73 million has been wasted - even if you are an antisemitic leftist, there is still monumentally poor return on this cash for the amount of Jews these missiles have murdered.
How much relief aid could this $25,000 buy? I'd estimate about 25 grand's worth, which will go a long way to solving many of the problems of whole bunch of people.
$25,000 could, for example, buy a shitload of blankets
$25,000 could buy enough rice to feed a medium sized Palestinian family for ages - at least until they got sick of rice
$25,000 could buy nice secondhand Mercedes each day...as a sort of lucky dip for the beleaguered 'stinians. It would take their minds off stuff.And they call us heartless
No way.
A shitload would run about $50K minimum.
For $25K you might get a big heap if you're lucky.
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lifeofthemind Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:10:29pm |
re: #529 lobo91
No such luck. Senators are not subject to impeachment or recall. They can only be expelled by the Senate itself.
Fat chance of that happening.
Not exactly, anyone can be impeached but it has never been done to a member of the legislature. In theory they could impeach a private citizen to prevent them from ever holding a position of profit or trust. In practice in America it has only been used for Judges and Presidents.
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Dustyvet Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:11:09pm |
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep
hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.
"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks
down there. Those should make a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole
and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,
it's GOTTA make some noise."
The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a
sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the
wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.
Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?
You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
and just jumped into this hole!
Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was
chained to a railroad tie.
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UFO TOFU Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:12:45pm |
re: #497 mattm
Probably already been posted but this made me laugh:[Link: www.freerepublic.com...]
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uptight Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:13:31pm |
re: #548 Spare O'Lake
No way.
A shitload would run about $50K minimum.
For $25K you might get a big heap if you're lucky.
it's a buyers market these days
50k used to buy a shitload of stuff, but you could get you a humongous amount of shit for that now.
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grassrootsrally Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:13:32pm |
re: #336 CyanSnowHawk
Parents frighten children, not the Church. How duh!
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LGoPs Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:13:50pm |
re: #529 lobo91
No such luck. Senators are not subject to impeachment or recall. They can only be expelled by the Senate itself.
Fat chance of that happening.
How about tarring and feathering? Can we do that...Please?...
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:14:20pm |
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grassrootsrally Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:15:54pm |
re: #548 Spare O'Lake
Somehow, I don't think these missile firing Hamas folks have much of an economic education. Can they even count to ten?
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Silhouette Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:16:24pm |
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Spare O'Lake Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:17:00pm |
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:17:20pm |
re: #556 grassrootsrally
Somehow, I don't think these missile firing Hamas folks have much of an economic education. Can they even count to ten?
Yes... they spell it differently though. In Palestinian, its 550.
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uptight Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:17:23pm |
re: #556 grassrootsrally
Somehow, I don't think these missile firing Hamas folks have much of an economic education. Can they even count to ten?
They haven't had to yet. Give them another 8 years.
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Silvergirl Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:18:33pm |
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freedombilly Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:20:30pm |
"I hate to tell you liberals this but economic equality is unachievable."
- Mark Levin two minutes ago
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albusteve Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:21:27pm |
I know people use the Amish to make a point in jest once in a while and I think they would even be flattered...I grew up near the Amish of northern Indiana and we visited down there every coupla years or so...personally I'd give anything to have a house built by these people but up in New York they are getting hammered...I'd like to see them catch a break on this building code problem they have...here's an update
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
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abolitionist Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:21:29pm |
re: #353 Killgore Trout
How old is that video of Hamas launching mortars from the UN school?
[Video]Oct. 29, 2007?
I thought that footage was from last week.
Anyone?
The video Ecole Gaza ONU Petite piqure de rappelle. has the "October 29, 2007" intro. How this came to be portrayed as recent, I don't know, but having looked at some other vids by the same youtube user, I don't suspect wrongdoing on his/her part. Other videos there clearly do not favor the Palestinians. For example, this one (mixed languages, with some English):
Révélation sur la honteuse propagande terroriste palestinienne
At about 2:00, a woman tearfully laments, "That's an awful thing... All the children are involved ... they're fighters."
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Pietr Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:23:52pm |
re: #504 faraway
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"
I have only ONE upding to give...SIGH
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formercorpsman Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:25:36pm |
re: #294 mean Gene
In my opinion, it all goes back to this idea of being "offended"
This is nothing more than a battle of attrition.
These kind of acts, especially from people who have taken oaths for their faith, are the worst kind.
Münchausen.
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baconeatingkaffir Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:40:18pm |
Has anyone seen the headlines about the Israeli-Turkish basketball game that was cancelled because of th Turkish fans? I find it mildly amusing/disturbing that a country that still refuses to acknowledge its minority religions (I see more walls around synagogus and churches spraypainted than around mosques as well as mass protest by Alevi people) and contines to fight it out with the kurds is going to say anything to Israel for defending itself. Then again, the party in power is Islamist... Israeli-Turkish Basketball Game cancelled
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leah Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:51:55pm |
Hamas proxies continue their stealth jihad: Islamic billboards infiltrate El Paso, Texas
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yochanan Tue, Jan 6, 2009 3:56:41pm |
RALLY FOR ISRAEL
LETS' STAND TOGETHER!
LETS' STAND WITH ISRAEL!
friday, Jan. 9th 2009
noon
federal plaza
adams & dearborn
chicago, ill
WWW.JUF.ORG
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pingjockey Tue, Jan 6, 2009 4:00:13pm |
re: #569 leah
There are times when the 1st Amend. is a drag.
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toms38 Tue, Jan 6, 2009 4:13:35pm |
Have you guys been to the new Andrew Breitbart blog "Big Hollywood"? Just launched today. I've got a post up there- here's the link:
[Link: bighollywood.breitbart.com...]
leave some comments and say you came from LGF!
-Tom
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grassrootsrally Tue, Jan 6, 2009 4:14:22pm |
[Link: www.blogtalkradio.com...]
Check it out. All about Deadman Walking Madoff and other treats.
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So? Tue, Jan 6, 2009 4:16:32pm |
He's got a knack for video titles:
The message is entitled "The Massacre in Gaza and the Siege of the Traitors".
/what's next, hollywood?
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grandma Tue, Jan 6, 2009 4:34:31pm |
So, being that this is an open thread, I’ll be as off-topic as possible. On New Year’s Day, my 93-year-old father passed away. In itself, it wasn’t an unpleasant task for him; he suffered Alzheimer’s for a few years and physically was very frail and fragile. The pneumonia finally got the better of him, and in the end was painless.
Of course I’m saddened, but his passing isn’t about me, it’s more about him. He was such a talented, well-educated, broadly traveled, professional, and intelligent man who lived life large up until the Alzheimer’s kicked in. Only three of us original five children are still alive, and when the responsibility of his well being was thrust upon me a few years ago, I didn’t know how I’d manage it. But he and I worked it all out. I was always the rebellious child, confrontational and generally a pain. He was cantankerous, tyrannical as a father but with a sense of humor that never quit. I’ll miss him terribly.
So I’m writing all this as a tribute to “Pop” (not that he’ll ever read it, but I’m sure he knows). As difficult as it was caring for him, I’m so fortunate to have lived my 65 years and had the opportunity to build a new relationship with a man with whom I didn’t necessarily have a good one with decades ago. Past issues got blown away and even in his limited mental capability understood that he and I were a team.
So what I’d like to share is that we all need to make the most of the opportunities to build relationships with our loved ones while we can. Push the issues aside. Find new common ground upon which to relate. You may not have the time I have had to do all that.
So I’d like to share some of Pop’s thoughts that I learned from him over the decades, if you care to read on:
“I’m very much in touch with my own mortality and integrity; I can be deprived of my mortality, but will never abandon my integrity”.
“I’m fairly deaf at my age; I will not get hearing aids because I’m not sure that I’m going to hear anything new or profound that I haven’t already heard”.
“Don’t get too caught up in your issues of today; in 100 years little of it will matter”.
And my favorite (take it as you will): “The Almighty must truly love stupid people; he made so many of them”.
Thanks for letting Grandma ramble on in this unusually balmy, although damp Carolina evening, and have a nice day.
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MAV Tue, Jan 6, 2009 4:38:29pm |
re: #575 grandma
My condolences, make sure to pray for the repose of his soul for thirty days...
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MJBrutus Tue, Jan 6, 2009 5:05:58pm |
re: #575 grandma
My condolences as well. As I was reading, I thought about the way grown people continue to relate to their relatives in the same way they did as children. Be it their parents or siblings we often never break out of the patterns we had when we were young.
I caught myself being that way with my older brother and several years back made a conscious effort to change that through the way I responded to him. I dropped my defensiveness and laughed along when the jokes were at my expense, adding my own self-deprecating rejoinders. It didn't take long, and he and I see each other much more as equals and have grown closer since.
My sister is a different case. I don't think that she'll ever relate to our brother and our Mom any differently than when we were kids.
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grassrootsrally Tue, Jan 6, 2009 6:05:17pm |
Grandma,
Blessings to you and your family.
MJBrutus,
I think you may be referring to our opportunity to learn detachment from the world, which includes the body, physical universe. God bless you too in your search. [Detachment not being the same as not caring, btw]
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