Posted anew: I'd been wondering when we'd hear from Zawahiri. Well, here he goes...

We will never stop until we avenge the death of all who are killed, injured, widowed and orphaned in Palestine and throughout the Islamic world," said Ayman al-Zawahiri in a new 10-minute audio recording released today on extreme Islamist Web forums.

The message is entitled "The Massacre in Gaza and the Siege of the Traitors".

Zawahiri refers directly to President-elect Barack Obama saying he has partnered with Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, whom Zawahiri labels as a traitor to Islam.

So, let's see - Zawahiri still considers the US as the enemy, and that Obama isn't going to be treated any different than President Bush.

The mention of Mubarak makes sense, since Mubarak imprisoned Zawahiri and Zawahiri led the Muslim Brotherhood there before joining up and forming al Qaeda.

Oh yeah, and the stock death to Israel, infidels, and everyone who kills Muslims. Dirka dirka jihad stuff...

And there, emerging from its lair, we see the green-spotted warbling open thread...

... in a life und des shtruggle vit ze previous thread

I expected a tech open thread what with Stinky working on sumtin'

...the green-spotted warbling open thread also makes for a tasty dinner.

Excellent timing.
I now leave you to go see the dentist!

MINE ALL MINE

Beautiful plumage

And in the Crapitol we see backstabbing politicians returning with daggers in hand.

but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?

re: #2 jamgarr

And there, emerging from its lair, we see the green-spotted warbling open thread...

... in a life und des shtruggle vit ze previous thread

ze pantomime Princess Margaret lines up ze breakfast...and FIRES!

re: #8 Gmac

And in the Crapitol we see backstabbing politicians returning with daggers in hand.

Et tu, Nancy?

My assistant Jim will now tag the warbling open thread with a harmless radio tracking device. Look out for those 8-inch venom-filled talons, Jim! I'll stay right here in the Land Rover and film.

Tuesday Afternoon Open

Closed to honcos!

re: #4 Honorary Yooper

...the green-spotted warbling open thread also makes for a tasty dinner.

As does the yellow bellied woodpecker thread...

"Don't Thread on Me"

re: #9 Leonidas Hoplite

but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?

African or European?

re: #12 Occasional Reader

My assistant Jim will now tag the warbling open thread with a harmless radio tracking device. Look out for those 8-inch venom-filled talons, Jim! I'll stay right here in the Land Rover and film.

Go on Jim. Stop being such a wuss. Your previous wounds are almost healed, nancy boy.

re: #1 lawhawk

Oh yeah, and the stock death to Israel, infidels, and everyone who kills Muslims.

So, does he commit suicide at the end of the video, after urging all other AQ members to do the same?

I am convinced that God created paint to punish man.
About the rest of things, well, I'm open for suggestions.

All skate. Skate slowing please.

re: #20 IslandLibertarian

I am convinced that God created paint to punish man.
About the rest of things, well, I'm open for suggestions.

Mmmmm, nope. A woman invented paint to punish men.

re: #20 IslandLibertarian

I am convinced that God created paint to punish man.

And *I* think that spraypaint was intelligently designed.

Zawihiri, stop saying words!

Oh yea,

0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days

re: #19 Occasional Reader

So, does he commit suicide at the end of the video, after urging all other AQ members to do the same?

No sir.

Those dead Muslims at the hands of al Qaeda and other jihadis are martyrs because he says so.

The same thing with suicide bombings. They're acceptable because it kills infidels; even though Islamic law forbids suicide.

Islamic law is what he says it is, no matter how many dead pile up around him.

No charge for the clarification. /

Sad news for the punk-/grunge-/metal-rock world: Stooges guitarist Ron Asheton dead at 60 (the link has a great clip of the reunited band performing "Loose" a couple of years ago.)

re: #21 Silhouette

All skate. Skate slowing please.

[goofy organ music]

re: #25 Harry Tuttle

Oh yea,

0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days

Coincidence?

I don't think so.

Good afternoon every one....

re: #22 Hard Right

The hooker says, "Aren't you finished yet?"
The mistress says, "Are you finished already?"
The wife says, "Beige, yes, you should paint the ceiling beige."

Did anyone else hear Rush mention the millions of new jobs The Obama is proposing? Rush quipped that the quickest way to create millions of jobs would be to start up the draft.Hmm, can you say "Civilian Security Force."

re: #31 rabblerabblerabble

Wargasm! I like it.

re: #25 Harry Tuttle

New Monk episodes in 2 days

You'll thank him later.

re: #27 mikalm

Question for those in the know:
What are "natural causes" for a punk rocker?

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEF SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

re: #9 Leonidas Hoplite

but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?

An African green-spotted warbling open thread or a European green-spotted warbling open thread?

re: #21 Silhouette

All skate. Skate slowing please.

Put on some better music - jeez.

re: #9 Leonidas Hoplite

but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?

African or European ?

Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?

re: #33 vagabond trader

Did anyone else hear Rush mention the millions of new jobs The Obama is proposing? Rush quipped that the quickest way to create millions of jobs would be to start up the draft.Hmm, can you say "Civilian Security Force."

I will be the first to say NO Thanks I have a job

We warble while weebles wooble

re: #36 rawmuse

Question for those in the know:
What are "natural causes" for a punk rocker?

Apparently the guy had been a big alky for decades, and was suffering from high blood pressure and similar booze-related conditions. He was a big man, too, which didn't help.

R.I.P. Mr. Asheton.

re: #42 Occasional Reader

Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?

Premature Ejectulation

re: #42 Occasional Reader

Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?

Don't mention comment 17?

Hi y'all.

I'm not seeing anything but white up here.

re: #42 Occasional Reader

Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?

The chicken.

re: #42 Occasional Reader

Moreover, if a post gets deleted, but it does contain a funny term worth liberating from the oppressive grasp of a troll, is it still useable?

re: #48 Alaska Kim

Hi y'all.

I'm not seeing anything but white up here.

Racist!

re: #48 Alaska Kim

Racist.

re: #25 Harry Tuttle

Oh yea,

0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days

It's good to see your priorities are in order.
/

re: #32 IslandLibertarian

The hooker says, "Aren't you finished yet?"
The mistress says, "Are you finished already?"
The wife says, "Beige, yes, you should paint the ceiling beige."

After it's painted, she will want you to try Adobe White...

re: #51 wrenchwench

ACK. Beat me by 3 seconds! DAMN.

re: #33 vagabond trader

Did anyone else hear Rush mention the millions of new jobs The Obama is proposing? Rush quipped that the quickest way to create millions of jobs would be to start up the draft.Hmm, can you say "Civilian Security Force."

I think we quip the same sentiment. It is the quickest way. Reverse Posse comitatus, and put the domestic civilian security forces to work on our own soil.
Very Disturbing. I would not put this possibility in the
Naw...he won't do that...Would He?
line of skepticism.

Cleanup, something exploded at #31

re: #37 buzzsawmonkey

Now that many illegals are leaving the US and returning to their home countries because of a contracting economy, we can be sure that there will be a higher jihadi component to the freshet of illegals pouring through our porous borders.

No no , they said that they would build a wall. But wait, they said that walls don't work. Wait ,how come Israel & Egypt built walls net to Gaza?
This is so confusing

re: #42 Occasional Reader

Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?

rabblerabblerabble
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That musta been one helluva opening comment.........

re: #34 WriterMom

Wargasm! I like it.

Yeah, but apparently Stinky didn't.

What is the sound of one gonorrhea-sufferer clapping?

Good Afternoon Lizards!

Well my office computer is finally up and running, just in time for me to go home.

re: #50 WriterMom

Moreover, if a post gets deleted, but it does contain a funny term worth liberating from the oppressive grasp of a troll, is it still useable?

You can at least goof on it - see my 46

Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.

That one waited two months to post its first nasty comment.

re: #48 Alaska Kim

Hi y'all.

I'm not seeing anything but white up here.

If it weren't for your nic and the fact that it's winter I might guess you were in Utah with me.

re: #51 wrenchwench

Well that's a fine howdy-doody!

re: #33 vagabond trader

Did anyone else hear Rush mention the millions of new jobs The Obama is proposing? Rush quipped that the quickest way to create millions of jobs would be to start up the draft.Hmm, can you say "Civilian Security Force."

I did not hear rush, but the govt. 'creating' jobs has never created a sustainable economic model to the best of my knowledge. If someone has an example, I'd truly like to hear it.

re: #61 Occasional Reader

LOLOL haaaaaaaaaaaaa

re: #48 Alaska Kim

Hi y'all.

I'm not seeing anything but white up here.

That's because there are no black people in Alaska. Puffy McPuffmeister said so. (Or whatever he's calling himself these days.)

re: #55 WriterMom

ACK. Beat me by 3 seconds! DAMN.

Unbelievable! I know you type twice as fast as I do....

re: #42 Occasional Reader

Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?

Deleted and whacked!

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re: #42 Occasional Reader

Man, that was one quick deletion. If a post gets deleted in a thread, and nobody reads it, does it make a sound?

Yep - like air escaping from a balloon ...

re: #47 unrealizedviewpoint

Don't mention comment 17?

re: #59 LGoPs

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That musta been one helluva opening comment.........

Ta Da! and for his next trick....?

re: #45 mikalm

There but for the grace of you know who could have gone I, then.
Quit booze, blood pressure went way down.
Quit booze, blood sugar numbers went normal.
Quit booze, got some exercise, weight went down.
At a certain point you are not doing the drug, the drug is doing you.

re: #34 WriterMom

Wargasm! I like it.

That term has been around for a while. The lefties like to sling it like poo at Conservatives.

Holiday Inn Express lobbies are great places to blow an hour or so!

re: #61 Occasional Reader

What is the sound of one gonorrhea-sufferer clapping?

Don't know but it is probably a wet, sloughing sound . . .

re: #64 Charles

Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.

That one waited two months to post its first nasty comment.

You know what they say - the first shall be last!

re: #35 scottishbuzzsaw

You'll thank him later.

Here's the thing, we all screwed.

I could be wrong but, you know, I'm not.

re: #64 Charles

Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.

That one waited two months to post its first nasty comment.

Short life span.

re: #79 jamgarr

By their firsts, you shall know them.

re: #59 LGoPs

Yeah, I smelled "troll" right away with that one, but wanted the Lizards to have a little fun with him first. Guess Stinky isn't in a playful mood today.

I guess all our hamburgers are safe.

re: #48 Alaska Kim

Hi y'all.

I'm not seeing anything but white up here.

We had an ice storm today...Wanna swap?

re: #59 LGoPs

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That musta been one helluva opening comment.........

Must have been an IP address previously blocked. The comment was definitely trollish.

Whoops.
YE shall know them. Ha.

re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Holiday Inn Express lobbies are great places to blow an hour or so!

I think you should seperate the ideas of hanging around hotel lobbies and "blowing".

what was #31?

re: #48 Alaska Kim

Hi y'all.

I'm not seeing anything but white up here.

I'll bet you guys have fun at the Brick.

The amazing Lyrebird. Just because..he's amazing.

For the third day in a row I have gotten an automated phone call telling me that this was my final notice to get a better rate on my credit card. I am beginning to doubt their veracity. /

re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Holiday Inn Express lobbies are great places to blow an hour or so!

plus you'll get so much smarter sitting there

The rabble rouser roused his only rabble resulting in only rubble.

re: #67 DeafDog

True enough, though drafting silly idealistic young'ns into a quasi military force could be called the creation of gov jobs. In Obama-speak.

re: #1 lawhawk

It's interesting to see the lag time. It took them about two weeks to get that message out.

re: #13 bosforus

Closed to honcos!

Us Honcos, go'z whare we wantz. Afternoon, Lizard Nation-I'll probably be 50 posts behind once this posts...LOL.

re: #64 Charles

sleeper cells among lizards?

re: #65 bosforus

If it weren't for your nic and the fact that it's winter I might guess you were in Utah with me.

Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.

re: #74 lifeofthemind

Ta Da! and for his next trick....?

You'll notice that at no time, did his arm leave his sleeve...:)

re: #85 HoosierHoops

We had an ice storm today...Wanna swap?

We are getting it tomorrow.

re: #92 Ford_Prefect

For the third day in a row I have gotten an automated phone call telling me that this was my final notice to get a better rate on my credit card. I am beginning to doubt their veracity. /

Act now and we'll double your order.

Two shamwows!

Here's something from The Muqata:

'11:11 PM The Ultimate in Hypocrisy: UN's Secretary General: IDF defending itself from Hamas mortar fire "totally unacceptable"

New York - Israeli attacks on three schools run by the United Nations in the Gaza Strip in the last 24 hours, including one that killed more than 46 civilians on Tuesday, were "totally unacceptable and must not be repeated," UN Secretary General Ban Ki- moon said. The three schools were operated by the UN Relief and Works Agency for Palestinian Refugees in the Near East (UNRWA) in Gaza. The UN said about 15,000 Palestinians, who fled the fighting between Israel and Hamas, had found refuge in these schools as well as in more than 20 other schools in the territory.

Ban said in a statement that the locations of the schools had been given to the Israeli army and Israel was warned that its operations were endangering UN compounds.
"I am deeply dismayed that despite these repeated efforts, today's tragedies have ensued," Ban said. "These attacks by Israeli military forces which endanger UN facilities acting as places of refuge are totally unacceptable and must not be repeated."

The Muqata finds the UN's views on Israel, "totally unacceptable" as well.'

(No news about operations in Gaza - must be a total news blackout!)

re: #75 rawmuse

There but for the grace of you know who could have gone I, then.
Quit booze, blood pressure went way down.
Quit booze, blood sugar numbers went normal.
Quit booze, got some exercise, weight went down.
At a certain point you are not doing the drug, the drug is doing you.

Yup. I drink moderately, but mostly beer, and realize how seductive the stuff can be for "creative" types (especially musicians and writers), and how much damage it can do.

Anyone have any strong opinions on The Cave Singers?

re: #25 Harry Tuttle

Oh yea,

0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days

Me, I'm waiting for Burn Notice.

re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Holiday Inn Express lobbies are great places to blow an hour or so!

Islamists get houris not the same thing.

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

African or European?

Ur a peeing, of course....if urine the know, you go with the flow....

/white smoke...

rabblerabblerabble

Isn't that what the Hamburglar says?

If you ask me, he wasted a very good nic.

re: #67 DeafDog

I did not hear rush, but the govt. 'creating' jobs has never created a sustainable economic model to the best of my knowledge. If someone has an example, I'd truly like to hear it.

I don't think he's too concerned with a sustainable economic model. He's concerned with numbers.
And public statistics on unemployed. The US postal service system is one of those systems. The stamps tax rates keep increasing to balance the cost of the service.
It's been sustainable for years.

re: #104 mikalm

I notice mail carriers don't seem to have that problem.

re: #85 HoosierHoops

We've got snow piled on the sides of our driveway and it is up to my shoulders. I am 5' 8".

The Trans-Texas Corridor is D-E-A-D DEAD!

[Link: www.google.com...]

It was going to swallow up 1200 foot wide tracts of Texas, with rural underpasses every 20 miles (prolonging emergency response times), force the construction of many dams with lakes that would have swallowed up hundreds of thousands of acres of farm and ranch land, and funnel billions of taxpayer dollars to Spain.

To top it off, Texas wouldn't see a penny of the tolls from it for 30 years, as the same Spanish company would have had complete rights to it.

And over here is the mythical two-headed open thread, born with only one head.

Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, an open thread with the head of a rabbit and the body...of a rabbit.

re: #98 winston06

sleeper cells among lizards?

..among hatchlings.. certainly no lizard.

re: #102 Silhouette

Act now and we'll double your order.

Two shamwows!

I'm holding out for a Snuggie.

but does the green-spotted warbling like juice?

re: #80 Harry Tuttle

Here's the thing, we all screwed.

I could be wrong but, you know, I'm not.

It's a blessing...and a curse.

..."we see the green-spotted warbling open thread....."

Vaguely related to the red headed double breasted mattress thrasher.....

re: #109 jamgarr

rabblerabblerabble

Isn't that what the Hamburglar says?

Does the French version say "RacailleRacailleRacaille"?

re: #112 rawmuse

I notice mail carriers don't seem to have that problem.

Nah, they just relieve their tensions by shooting up their workplaces! :-)

re: #109 jamgarr

rabblerabblerabble

Isn't that what the Hamburglar says?

Thus my #84.

/he really says robblerobblerobble

re: #25 Harry Tuttle

Oh yea,

0bama presidency ends in 1475 days
New Monk episodes in 2 days

Is Sharona still on there? She's kinda hot, in an annoying sort of way.

re: #99 Alaska Kim

Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.

I also went to where the buffalo roam,
Where deer and antelope played;
Yet ne'er did I hear a discouraging word
And the sky twas sunny all day.

re: #99 Alaska Kim

Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.

Yup, it's a purty place to be!

re: #105 Occasional Reader

Anyone have any strong opinions on The Cave Singers?

Too primitive for me.
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re: #91 Bobblehead

The amazing Lyrebird. Just because..he's amazing.

Attenborough plays himself almost as well as the guy with the gecko in the insurance ad plays him.

re: #36 rawmuse

Naturally? He's our third baseman!

re: #110 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you ask me, he wasted a very good nic.

LGF doesn't recycle in the new OwlGore world?

re: #103 yma o hyd

More UN horsesh*t! Obviously, the schooling is not working out so perhaps the UN should pitch in and build them some adequate bomb shelters.

semi sarc/

re: #117 Ford_Prefect

I'm holding out for a Snuggie.

I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.

re: #99 Alaska Kim

We drove through Zion last spring

DRIVE-THRU ZIONIST HONCO!

re: #78 Creeping Eruption

Don't know but it is probably a wet, sloughing sound . . .

Interrupted by an occasional 2X4 being pulled out of the walls.

re: #99 Alaska Kim

Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.

Utah is a gorgeous state especially the s/se...I always like to promote my favorite places and Utah is on....Zion is just terrific imo....especially in the fall

re: #34 WriterMom

Wargasm! I like it.

good thing, 'cause it didn't last long.

neither did the poster. %-)

re: #105 Occasional Reader

Yes. Wilma was far too tolerant of Fred's antics, and Bam-Bam really needed better discipline.

re: #116 unrealizedviewpoint

..among hatchlings.. certainly no lizard.

Some are Cylons

re: #116 unrealizedviewpoint

..among hatchlings.. certainly no lizard.

Coockoo bird snuck in and replaced a lizard egg with a troll egg.

re: #123 Silhouette

Missed your 84

re: #99 Alaska Kim

Utah is pretty. We drove through Zion last spring, and came out on the east side where all the buffalo are. Then we drove back down to Vegas. Great trip.

Did you see any native Honcos?

re: #120 WhiteRasta

..."we see the green-spotted warbling open thread....."

Vaguely related to the red headed double breasted mattress thrasher.....

Boob thread!

re: #125 faraway

you're twisted!

re: #142 Ford_Prefect

Boob thread!

BOING!

re: #132 Wyatt Earp

I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.

Love how they encourage people to wear them near a fire. BAD IDEA!

re: #137 WriterMom

Yes. Wilma was far too tolerant of Fred's antics, and Bam-Bam really needed better discipline.

Go stand in the corner.

re: #102 Silhouette

Act now and we'll double your order.

Two shamwows!

Warning - never put your shamwows in the washing machine, or your washing machine and well will be drained dry.

re: #48 Alaska Kim

Ha!
Go make a snow angel for me ! Ok?
Just spent 6 hours in the mush !

re: #132 Wyatt Earp

I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.

Now that would be a cool nic.

re: #133 Occasional Reader

Honkey, maybe!

Last update - 23:40 06/01/2009

IDF shell kills 30 in Gaza UN school; Israel mulls appeal over Hamas fire from UN facilities

By Barak Ravid and Natasha Mozgavaya, Haaretz Correspondents and Haaretz Service

Tags: Hamas, Israel News, Gaza

Israel is considering submitting a complaint to the United Nations of Hamas' use of the world body's facilities for terror purposes, after 30 people were killed when an Israeli army artillery shell struck a UN school in Gaza. Israeli troops say that they were fired on from the building.

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

Well if they got nothing better to do? It seems like an exercise in futility to me?
But I know, they are just trying to make a point.

re: #137 WriterMom

Yes. Wilma was far too tolerant of Fred's antics, and Bam-Bam really needed better discipline.

I'm not gonna spank him. You spank him. I'll be at my lodge.

re: #59 LGoPs

That musta been one helluva opening comment.........

It is the rare lawyer that gets thrown in jail for contempt due to their first opening argument.

re: #132 Wyatt Earp

I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.

a crazed monk in a fancy hospital gown. They don't have backs on them do they?

re: #86 Hard Right

Must have been an IP address previously blocked. The comment was definitely trollish.

Could've been one of the "Legion of the Banned". They seem to try to create sockpuppets every so often in an attempt to stage a comeback.

re: #145 Hard Right

Love how they encourage people to wear them near a fire. BAD IDEA!

Hell of a visual though. Trying to find out how many times we have used the word "snuggie".

Huh. Only 136 times (including this post)

re: #146 Occasional Reader

Makez-moi!

re: #153 CyanSnowHawk

It is the rare lawyer that gets thrown in jail for contempt due to their first opening argument.

Two yoots were seen exiting the Sack O'Suds...

HEY! re: #156 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #141 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

re: #124 Ward Cleaver

Is Sharona still on there? She's kinda hot, in an annoying sort of way.

No Sharona long gone. I agree, though. Natalie is nice and a good character and all but Monk and Sharona had more chemistry.

Did you say yoots?

re: #154 Outrider

a crazed monk in a fancy hospital gown. They don't have backs on them do they?

Are we talking about the Snuggie?

re: #147 debutaunt

Warning - never put your shamwows in the washing machine, or your washing machine and well will be drained dry.

We may have just solved the 'melting glaciers, rising oceans' problem.

Someone call Obama.

re: #160 Alaska Kim

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

Ditto...

re: #159 apachegunner

HEY!

Hey yerself. You at BWI?

re: #145 Hard Right

Love how they encourage people to wear them near a fire. BAD IDEA!

Or a football game. Eagles fans would literally murder someone in that thing.

re: #160 Alaska Kim

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

nobody really knows...but we are it

re: #64 Charles

Whenever Israel takes action against terrorists, the idiots of the world get all worked up.

That one waited two months to post its first last nasty comment.

FTFY!

/white smoke

Story of a Jewish Blue Max here.

re: #160 Alaska Kim

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

just be a honco

re: #98 winston06

sleeper cells among lizards?

Would those more rightly be called hibernation cells?

re: #158 Occasional Reader

Two yoots were seen exiting the Sack O'Suds...

Did you say 'yoot'?

re: #162 jamgarr

Did you say yoots?

Beat me to it.

re: #167 Wyatt Earp

Or a football game. Eagles fans would literally murder someone in that thing.

what?....Eagles fans?...you jest

re: #160 Alaska Kim

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

Click my avatar.

Then take a look at this thread, "We've Got Mail", part 1.

What about Ben Hur hearing a story this morning from an aquaintence that was on a NY train this past Saturday.

There were young Palis on their way to an anti-Israel rally and they were being hounded by black guys on the train.

One mentioned something about something Ludacris (spelling?) raps on one of his albums about "crazy Palestinians" or something.

The black guys started making fun of Arabs, and the youths answered, "We are not Arabs, we are Palestinians."

Someone was studying his Koran too hard and forgot to read the PLO Charter!

re: #160 Alaska Kim

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

It refers to an unintentionally hilarious bit of hate mail that Charles got about the Gaza War:

just because that shows how cannibal, uncultured, self subservient monstrous idiots you are .. may yo and the rest of your sickening zionist honcos rot in hell one day

re: #168 albusteve

so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!

yeppers, I am here. Just back from a full day of meetings at Mead. Will be here till friday. re: #166 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hey yerself. You at BWI?

re: #174 Ford_Prefect

Beat me to it.

Like your new nic

re: #132 Wyatt Earp

I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.

I think they remind me of Bad Luck Schleprock

re: #165 Leonidas Hoplite

Ditto...

Read the previous thread.

yep re: #179 Alaska Kim

so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!

re: #160 Alaska Kim

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

Look for a "We got mail!" thread from yesterday. All will become clear.

nic
avatar

re: #179 Alaska Kim

so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!

You my dear, are probably a "honchette".

re: #182 Happy Fun Ball

I think they remind me of Bad Luck Schleprock

Wowsy Wowsy Woo Woo!

re: #171 apachegunner

just be a honco

The first rule of Honcos is that you don't talk about Honcos.

re: #158 Occasional Reader

Two yoots were seen exiting the Sack O'Suds...

re: #187 reine.de.tout

You my dear, are probably a "honchette".

Or a honchick.

re: #179 Alaska Kim

so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!

not anymore.....enjoy!

re: #189 Wyatt Earp

The first rule of Honcos is that you don't talk about Honcos.

Particularly those honcos who are self-subservient.

re: #153 CyanSnowHawk

re: #59 LGoPs

That musta been one helluva opening comment.........

It is the rare lawyer that gets thrown in jail for contempt due to their first opening argument.

That must be some kind of record. Only thing worse would be to get banned before your first comment......nyuk, nyuk.

Hey guys, my new Shia Pet finally started to grow.

re: #191 Wyatt Earp

Or a honchick.

Yes, that's much better!

re: #170 experiencedtraveller

Story of a Jewish Blue Max here.

Does anyone know why Germany's highest award for military valor has the French legend "Pour le Merit" on it?

re: #160 Alaska Kim

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

Yesterday, Charles got mail, and shared it as posting thread. The wacko refers to us as honco....
Go back and read it. He is quite entertaining, in a confused sort of way...

re: #176 reine.de.tout

Yep, I'm a honco!

re: #131 vagabond trader

More UN horsesh*t! Obviously, the schooling is not working out so perhaps the UN should pitch in and build them some adequate bomb shelters.

semi sarc/

Well, I hope the Israeli Government is actually going to go ahead with this:
Israel may file complaint over Hamas' use of schools

From the report:
'The limited cabinet is examining the possibility of filing a complaint with the United Nations over the use of UNWRA schools made by Hamas gunmen in the Gaza Strip.
An inquiry into the incident revealed that the IDF soldiers acted according to procedures and fired back at gunmen firing mortar shells from the school. The investigation also revealed that Hamas launching cells were operating within the school. The shells landed outside the school yard.
IDF and intelligence sources said that Hamas was attempting to hide the circumstances of the incident. Members of the organization were also killed in the strike.'

re: #162 jamgarr

Did you say yoots?

What's a Yoot?

re: #195 faraway

Hey guys, my new Shia Pet finally started to grow.

Yeah, we know. Sonofagun got elected VP.

re: #151 Nevergiveup

Israel is considering submitting a complaint to the United Nations of Hamas' use of the world body's facilities for terror purposes, after 30 people were killed when an Israeli army artillery shell struck a UN school in Gaza. Israeli troops say that they were fired on from the building.

LIKE THE UN DOESN'T KNOW THEY DO IT.

re: #143 Alaska Kim
So ya went thru Zion eeh?
And ya think ya "Saw" Utah eeh?
Tisk,tisk ,tisk!
LOL
Just so ya know....There's more!

re: #189 Wyatt Earp

The first rule of Honcos is that you don't talk about Honcos.

heh...

re: #181 jamgarr

Like your new nic

Same old nic. New avatar though. Thanks.

BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

re: #195 faraway

Shia Pet? You got a Sunni Pet, too?

re: #189 Wyatt Earp

The first rule of Honcos is that you don't talk about Honcos.

Updingarooni!

re: #160 Alaska Kim

Alright, I don't get out much.... what is up with this "honco" business?!

Quite possibly the greatest LGF meme of 2009 so far.

re: #196 reine.de.tout

Yes, that's much better!

Hon Hotchick

there. Fixed it for myself.

re: #189 Wyatt Earp but, but, but what if your a proud "honco"?

re: #191 Wyatt Earp

Or a honchick.

Oh, that works well!

re: #179 Alaska Kim

so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!

Honco is generic. I have come out as a honca.

re: #207 WriterMom

Shia Pet? You got a Sunni Pet, too?

It's important to keep them in seperate habitats.

re: #206 Ford_Prefect

Same old nic. New avatar though. Thanks.

BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

The Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about.

re: #206 Ford_Prefect

BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

Man, I ask a question like that and then I have to leave. Later Lizards!

re: #189 Wyatt Earp

Really.
Good.
One.

re: #195 faraway

Hey guys, my new Shia Pet finally started to grow.

Is that the one that has the beard that grows?

re: #206 Ford_Prefect

Same old nic. New avatar though. Thanks.

BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

How many roads must a man walk down?

re: #195 faraway

Hey guys, my new Shia Pet finally started to grow.

I am gonna try that new "head" Shia Pet. On my head!

re: #9 Leonidas Hoplite

but what is the airspeed velocity of the green-spotted warbling open thread?

Would that be African or European?

/channeling the Holy Grail

UN employed staff are counting on special privileges and some get diplomatic immunity. The Israelis should revoke all of that and explicitly move to dismantle the UNRWA presence in both the West Bank and Gaza. There were some things that should have been done in 1967 that they have to do now
1) end the UNRWA regime
2) annex Bethlehem and remove all jihadists who moved in since '67, restoring it as a christian municipality.

Honcit.

Pronounced, Honkeet.

re: #217 WriterMom

Really.
Good.
One.

Thankew ma'am!

re: #223 Ben Hur

Honcit.

Pronounced, Honkeet.

What's the plural?

re: #191 Wyatt Earp

Or a honchick.

Sounds like something produced by RonCo. Get Billy Mays to hawk it!

re: #203 Ben Hur

LIKE THE UN DOESN'T KNOW THEY DO IT.

they should slam the UN with volumes of evidence and demand some action

re: #204 reloadingisnotahobby

I had to get back to Vegas! Slot machine and Coors Light withdrawals were setting in.

re: #198 notutopia

Yesterday, Charles got mail, and shared it as posting thread. The wacko refers to us as honco....
Go back and read it. He is quite entertaining, in a confused sort of way...

It's the Plan 9 of hate mail!

re: #151 Nevergiveup

I assume the Israelis have video of the incidents. Irrefutable evidence is going to be tough for the world to ignore.

re: #213 debutaunt

Honco is generic. I have come out as a honca.

I've got a honca honca burnin' love.

re: #207 WriterMom

Shia Pet? You got a Sunni Pet, too?

Unfortunately the Shia Pet keeeled the Sunni Pet......

re: #206 Ford_Prefect

BTW. Does anyone know the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

Who put the "bomp" in the "bompshabompshabomp"?

re: #211 apachegunner

but, but, but what if your a proud "honco"?

Rule number two of Honcos is you always refer to rule number one. :)

re: #225 reine.de.tout

Honchim.

re: #225 reine.de.tout

What's the plural?

Honchiote.

re: #200 yma o hyd

Hope they do file a complaint or two,though it will come to nothing in that slum of Islamist pets.

re: #207 WriterMom

Shia Pet? You got a Sunni Pet, too?

Usually that's an explosive combination when put together on the same bookshelf.

re: #163 reine.de.tout

Are we talking about the Snuggie?

Wasn't Snuggie a synonym for Wedgie?

re: #171 apachegunner

just be a honco

Aren't we all? Hey, gunner-your Baileys is safe, I'm doing beer today. Thanks again for the Irish Coffee the other night....:>)

re: #219 jamgarr

How many roads must a man walk down?

If I had a hammer.

OK, you self-serviant Zionist honcos, it's time to call it a day.

re: #229 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

It's the Plan 9 of hate mail!

It is! Lol!

re: #132 Wyatt Earp

I finally saw a commercial for those things. You guys are right: They make you look like a crazed monk.

I am seriously cosideing manufacuring Snuggieburquas for the fashionable Muslima in the Ummah. I thought that I would by time on Al Jezzera And have Billy Hussein Mays pitch it.
What do ya think?

re: #197 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Does anyone know why Germany's highest award for military valor has the French legend "Pour le Merit" on it?

It might be because it was instituted first by the Prussina king Frederick the Great, 18th century - and he only spoe Frenchm he despised the German language.
He was good friends with Voltaire, and a pretty damn good general as well.

BBL

Beeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaattcchhhh!

re: #238 Honorary Yooper

They got together and had little sharia pets.

re: #225 reine.de.tout

What's the plural?

Hincitii.

Pronounced hon-shitty.

re: #197 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Does anyone know why Germany's highest award for military valor has the French legend "Pour le Merit" on it?

My 1st guess is for the same reason that the German Empire was proclaimed at the Palace of Versailles. Salt in the wounds of the defeated French.

re: #179 Alaska Kim

so I'm a honco without my knowledge?!

I'm a honco, you're a honco, he's a honco too.
//blathering

re: #236 Ben Hur

Honchiote.

Isn't he the companion of Pancho Villa?

The LGF community will eventually split between Snuggies and Honcos. The Snuggies will leave peacefully and innocently on the surface of LGF while the Honcos will go underground, tormenting the Snuggies at night, occasionally pulling one or two down into its depths. It's inevitable.

re: #244 opnion

I am seriously cosideing manufacuring Snuggieburquas for the fashionable Muslima in the Ummah. I thought that I would by time on Al Jezzera And have Billy Hussein Mays pitch it.
What do ya think?

color scheme will be easy. all black.

re: #230 Killgore Trout

I assume the Israelis have video of the incidents. Irrefutable evidence is going to be tough for the world to ignore.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stop it, yer killin' me!

re: #244 opnion

I am seriously cosideing manufacuring Snuggieburquas for the fashionable Muslima in the Ummah. I thought that I would by time on Al Jezzera And have Billy Hussein Mays pitch it.
What do ya think?

"Call during the ceasefire, cuz we can't do this all day!"

re: #245 yma o hyd

It might be because it was instituted first by the Prussian king Frederick the Great, 18th century - and he only spoke French, he despised the German language.
He was good friends with Voltaire, and a pretty damn good general as well.

Aww, byger, PIMF!

re: #244 opnion

I am seriously cosideing manufacuring Snuggieburquas for the fashionable Muslima in the Ummah. I thought that I would by time on Al Jezzera And have Billy Hussein Mays pitch it.
What do ya think?

I'll take 20!

re: #252 bosforus

The LGF community will eventually split between Snuggies and Honcos. The Snuggies will leave LIVE peacefully and innocently on the surface of LGF while the Honcos will go underground, tormenting the Snuggies at night, occasionally pulling one or two down into its depths. It's inevitable.

re: #229 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

It's the Plan 9 of hate mail!

LOL!
I think you're right.

That first phrase of the first . . . sentence? . . . was just . . . too weird.

you are lying thru your teeth if you want to deny those pictures as ”staged"

You are lying if you deny the pictures are staged. So, you are telling the truth when you say the pictures are staged?