IDF Kills Giant Jew-Eating Rabbit

Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs

Middle East • 1/07/09 10:03:23 am • Views: 2,064

Last Friday on Hamas TV, Gaza’s children learned that the IDF had killed Assud, the giant Jew-eating rabbit.

Very sad, but at least the bunny didn’t have to undergo amputation.

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