Spider rolled in from
Hollister burn
With a one-eyed stolen mare
Donned himself with chicken fat
Sawin on a jaw bone violin there
Kathleen was sittin down
In Little Red’s recovery room
In her criminal underwear bra
I was naked to the waist
With my fierce black hound
And I’m cookin up a filipino box spring hog
Cookin up a filipino box spring hog
Cookin up a filipino box spring hog
— Tom Waits
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