Where all the infidel woman at?

Life’s so much easier when you’ve got someone to blame.
- Gilbran Quail, Collected Essays

Camera moved building still burning. Still no audio.

I think that's just a fancy way of sayin', "you're screwed".

re: #4 x-wing

Camera moved building still burning. Still no audio.

WHOOPEDY-DOO!

Evenin', y'all

Slow night

Any Lizards in the S.F. Bay Area who enjoy wine should know about this this weekend: [Link: www.wineroad.com...] -- winterwineland. It's 120-ish Russian River & Alexander Valley wineries participating in an open house where for $40 you can travel to as many wineries as you want and sample some great boutique wines, buy futures, and get great deals on bottles/cases (I suspect this year will be outstanding in this regard). I'm going up with 6 goth friends (one of whom I should introduce to this site) and we're dressing up for it, so if you're there and you see some people dressed late Victorian, say, well, what sound do lizards make?

Oh yeah, and the weather's been damn faboo here! :-P

Oops, the cat stepped on the clicker again.

balmy -13 here

re: #12 BenZacharia

OMG We are in the eighties during the day in LA right now. I have been taking the top down on my car. It's crazy. I guess that's one reason we put up with our state. Hope you get some better weather.

Just checking in for a few. How are all of the lizards?

re: #12 BenZacharia

Its 3 below Fahrenheit here in KC MO. A three dog night for sure.

re: #13 Pvt Bin Jammin

re: #12 BenZacharia

OMG We are in the eighties during the day in LA right now. I have been taking the top down on my car. It's crazy. I guess that's one reason we put up with our state. Hope you get some better weather.

Just checking in for a few. How are all of the lizards?

80s! Luxury!. It was a frigid 70ish in San Diego today and some people said they felt a slight breeze.

PFFF, 80s.

re: #13 Pvt Bin Jammin

OMG We are in the eighties during the day in LA right now. I have been taking the top down on my car. It's crazy. I guess that's one reason we put up with our state. Hope you get some better weather.

Just checking in for a few. How are all of the lizards?

It's getting up to around 70 here in Vegas during the day, with nights around 42-45 at night, so it's actually quite nice right now!

re: #12 BenZacharia

balmy -13 here

Is that counting the wind chill? Doesn't really matter though. Once the temp hits 10 degrees F, it's just damn cold.

re: #12 BenZacharia

balmy -13 here

i was just outside in my bare feet & shorts... it's in the mid 50's.
we're expecting mid 80's again tomorrow, and pretty much the same thing all weekend.

/white smoke

suppose to hit -20 by mornin'

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

80s! Luxury!. It was a frigid 70ish in San Diego today and some people said they felt a slight breeze.

PFFF, 80s.

Heh. I have a sweater on as we speak. It sure is great, though. I am going to dread the La Nina summer.

re: #10 SFGoth

Yes, it has been, except for the rain of squirrels, a sure sign of the End of Times.
(For some reason, I saw a whole lot of squirrels today.)

I noticed last night-but never got it said-but Achmed has moved the camera. We're either next window, next balcony, or next room over from the original position. There is a street in front (toward bottom screen) of that high rise bldg, center screen. Look real close, and you'll see the traffic moving. Those green yard areas are partly hidden by that real whitish 6 story bldg-previously, we could see all of those yards, and the walls around them. Any one else agree?

re: #13 Pvt Bin Jammin

OMG We are in the eighties during the day in LA right now. I have been taking the top down on my car. It's crazy. I guess that's one reason we put up with our state. Hope you get some better weather.

Just checking in for a few. How are all of the lizards?

you going to the Ace of Spades Moronapalooza in Santa Monica caturday evening?

re: #17 gmsc

It's getting up to around 70 here in Vegas during the day, with nights around 42-45 at night, so it's actually quite nice right now!

Nice break for me but we do need some more rain, etc. It sounds more and more like a hot dry year.

re: #21 Pvt Bin Jammin

Heh. I have a sweater on as we speak. It sure is great, though. I am going to dread the La Nina summer.

should lead to some truly amazing brush fires...

re: #22 UncleSam

re: #10 SFGoth

Yes, it has been, except for the rain of squirrels, a sure sign of the End of Times.
(For some reason, I saw a whole lot of squirrels today.)

Then, wouldn't that be the "reign of squirrels"? :>)

re: #20 BenZacharia

suppose to hit -20 by mornin'

Great news... not.

Sorry for your luck. It's 8F right now in south central PA., but this is supposed to be the coldest night for now. We're looking at low 30's for the day and mid-teen overnight for the next 4 days. March can't come soon enough for me.

re: #27 Pietr

Then, wouldn't that be the "reign of squirrels"? :>)

That, too...

It's 5 days now until I win 2 bets:

#1. Bush isn't going to invade Iran before he's out of office.
#2. Bush isn't going to use NSPD 51 to cancel elections and/or the inauguration and declare martial law so he can stay in office in order to accomplish #1.

It's the only reason I have to look forward to the 20th but unfortunately I cant remember what it was that I'm actually supposed to win.

re: #20 BenZacharia

suppose to hit -20 by mornin'

You should sue al-goracle.

re: #28 x-wing

Great news... not.

Sorry for your luck. It's 8F right now in south central PA., but this is supposed to be the coldest night for now. We're looking at low 30's for the day and mid-teen overnight for the next 4 days. March can't come soon enough for me.

i got an email from a buddy who lives near Ft. McCoy.

it was so cold today that they skipped w*rk and stayed home for safety.

/no wonder my dad never talks about moving home to Wisconsin. %-)

re: #24 redc1c4

you going to the Ace of Spades Moronapalooza in Santa Monica caturday evening?

OMG I will miss it again. We are invited to a Bat Mitzvah that morning and the party that evening. We are committed to the event. This will be my first Bat Mitzvah. Have only gone to weddings before. Looking forward to it but sad to be missing the "Moronapalooza". You should tell Desert Sage about it.

re: #30 ArchangelMichael

It's 5 days now until I win 2 bets:

#1. Bush isn't going to invade Iran before he's out of office.
#2. Bush isn't going to use NSPD 51 to cancel elections and/or the inauguration and declare martial law so he can stay in office in order to accomplish #1.

It's the only reason I have to look forward to the 20th but unfortunately I cant remember what it was that I'm actually supposed to win.

4 years of "Hope" & "Change".

re: #23 Pietr

Yes, noticed that after the camera pan a little bit ago. Buildings didn't line up with the shot we had before.

Caturday?

re: #25 Pvt Bin Jammin

re: #17 gmsc

Nice break for me but we do need some more rain, etc. It sounds more and more like a hot dry year.

Invite Al Gore over. Seems bad weather follows him around ;>}

re: #33 Pvt Bin Jammin

OMG I will miss it again. We are invited to a Bat Mitzvah that morning and the party that evening. We are committed to the event. This will be my first Bat Mitzvah. Have only gone to weddings before. Looking forward to it but sad to be missing the "Moronapalooza". You should tell Desert Sage about it.

pass this on to him for me please:
Moron Meetup is going to be on Saturday, January 17 at 7:30pm at a restaurant/bar called South. It's in Santa Monica, near West L.A.

re: #34 redc1c4

4 years of "Hope" & "Change".

I said "win" not "have thrust upon me whether I like it or not".

re: #36 Sharmuta

Caturday?

Yes, the day to clean the litter box :>}

re: #36 Sharmuta

Caturday?

you can has cheezburger!

re: #37 x-wing

No doubt he is already in town having a press conference about the heat. LOL It is supposed to get up to 87 tomorrow (according to earlier forecasts), haven't checked lately.

re: #39 ArchangelMichael

I said "win" not "have thrust upon me whether I like it or not".

quit complaining: it's for your own good.

/white smoke

re: #43 redc1c4

"Da comrade commissar!"

re: #42 Pvt Bin Jammin

No doubt he is already in town having a press conference about the heat. LOL It is supposed to get up to 87 tomorrow (according to earlier forecasts), haven't checked lately.

forecast for the Budweiser mill

re: #41 redc1c4

you can has cheezburger!

Great caption for the "Cheezburger site. Great typo too.

I thought I was the typo champ.

We were attacked by radical Gooslamists, and we brought it on ourselves.

re: #44 ArchangelMichael

"Da comrade commissar!"

the shortages will be divided amongst the peasants.

re: #42 Pvt Bin Jammin

re: #37 x-wing

No doubt he is already in town having a press conference about the heat. LOL It is supposed to get up to 87 tomorrow (according to earlier forecasts), haven't checked lately.

87 tomorrow, now you're just rubbing it in ;>}

//

re: #41 redc1c4

you can has cheezburger!

Really?

re: #48 redc1c4

the shortages will be divided amongst the peasants.

But... but... there are never shortages of Hopenchange!

re: #45 redc1c4

forecast for the Budweiser mill

Even nicer than 87 degrees. That's gettin' on the hot side for me.

re: #46 Pvt Bin Jammin

Great caption for the "Cheezburger site. Great typo too.

I thought I was the typo champ.

i typed it on porpoise, 'cause i think it's finny...

re: #44 ArchangelMichael

re: #43 redc1c4

"Da comrade commissar!"

Yesterday we had The AntiChrist posting-today, it's ArchangelMichael. We have to arrange a meeting somehow...

re: #53 redc1c4

re: #46 Pvt Bin Jammin

i typed it on porpoise, 'cause i think it's finny...

sounds like a fluke

re: #52 Pvt Bin Jammin

Even nicer than 87 degrees. That's gettin' on the hot side for me.

so what you're saying is that you're hot enough already... %-)

LNDT Cougar warning in effect!

re: #55 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

sounds like a fluke

regular or liver?

re: #54 Pietr

"I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous"

re: #51 ArchangelMichael

But... but... there are never shortages of Hopenchange!

after 4 years of change, i predict hope will be nearly extinguished, and the whole country will be begging for spare change.

Hope is just failure postponed.

re: #49 x-wing

87 tomorrow, now you're just rubbing it in ;>}

//

That was seriously featured in Monday's local forecast, but I am busy and behind on the local stuff. Glad we are possibly cooling off to a mere 80. I have to admit I am loving it but our state is pretty screwed up.

re: #51 ArchangelMichael

re: #48 redc1c4

But... but... there are never shortages of Hopenchange!

Well, you can keep mine for dividing-I've seen what drinking that stuff did to a lot of peeps...

/white smoke...

re: #53 redc1c4

i typed it on porpoise, 'cause i think it's finny...

Do you think I am "Catty?", you Cad, you. LOL

re: #60 Pvt Bin Jammin

That was seriously featured in Monday's local forecast, but I am busy and behind on the local stuff. Glad we are possibly cooling off to a mere 80. I have to admit I am loving it but our state is pretty completely screwed up.

FTFY!

re: #59 redc1c4

Did you see her "Just Because" comment? I'm sure you could come up with context for that. ;>}

re: #58 ArchangelMichael

re: #54 Pietr

"I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous"

Well, Walter told him that with that name, he could only post in post 666 on any thread...and so he sorta wandered off, I think...

re: #65 Pietr

re: #58 ArchangelMichael

re: #54 Pietr

"I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous"

Well, Walter told him that with that name, he could only post in post 666 on any thread...and so he sorta wandered off, I think...

Well the last thread stopped at 667, dare we take a look? ;>}

Funny how we've had the coldest weather in years and Russian scientists say we're heading into another Ice Age, but the Dems are moving at light speed to enact taxes, restrictions, etcetera predicated upon the global warming fraud.
Gore should be in jail for perpetrating global hoaxing and profiting to the tune of millions upon millions of dollars from it, with his lying movie and his corporation which sells carbon credits.
It's all a fraud.
How I loathe him, the lefty fascist con man.

BTW, I turned 41 yesterday!

However, it my mom who felt old when she saw Patty Duke on TV talking about applying for Social Security.

re: #68 gmsc

Happy Belated Birthday!

On a Gazacam thread on another forum, the rooster has be named "Bob".

re: #69 Sharmuta

Happy Belated Birthday!

Thank you!

re: #62 Pvt Bin Jammin

Do you think I am "Catty?", you Cad, you. LOL

the self-absorbed Pilates bimbo that bounced off of me today would likely agree with that definition of me. she deliberately walked right at me so i would have to move.

unfortunately for her self esteem, i didn't. she then went for the predictable verbal gambit, which resulted in an epic fail and left her in a spluttering rage.

/made *my* day. %-)

re: #66 x-wing

re: #65 Pietr

re: #58 ArchangelMichael

re: #54 Pietr

"I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous"

Well, Walter told him that with that name, he could only post in post 666 on any thread...and so he sorta wandered off, I think...

Well the last thread stopped at 667, dare we take a look? ;>}

I believe I was post 665 and 667 there-pretty sure it wasn't him on that 666 in between...LOL.

re: #63 redc1c4

LOL It's a mess, isn't it? I voted for Arnold! Still better than Grey but OMG it is a mess.

I'm "hitting the hay" now. LOL We are really busy right now. Let me know how the Santa Monica meetup goes.

Take care, all.

re: #67 UncleSam

Maybe we should send him copies of our heating bills and tell him to just his pie-hole.
I'm sure the Gas company execs. are rubbing their hands together just watching the cfms' racking up on our meters.

An lolcat for red

Four days until the insanity commences...sigh.

another reason to not drink Pepsi

re: #68 gmsc

Happy be-lated birthday.

re: #69 Sharmuta

Happy Belated Birthday!

The girl friend (not a girlfriend, just a girl who's a good friend) I see occasionally has her birthday on Jan. 12th, so we usually celebrate our birthdays together.

When I went in to her work today, everybody seemed very somber, and in a less than positive mood.

It seems her employer took the incredibly stupid move of announcing that 1,100 jobs in their Vegas stores would be cut, but that the employees who were being cut wouldn't be contacted until next week.

Brilliant way of motivating people, isn't it? "Oh, BTW, some of you will be fired, but we won't say who until next week."

re: #72 redc1c4

the self-absorbed Pilates bimbo that bounced off of me today would likely agree with that definition of me. she deliberately walked right at me so i would have to move.

unfortunately for her self esteem, i didn't. she then went for the predictable verbal gambit, which resulted in an epic fail and left her in a spluttering rage.

/made *my* day. %-)

I didn't see your earlier post. LOL

Good for you!

/Pilates
not really.
Nite

re: #79 x-wing

Happy be-lated birthday.

Thanks!

re: #68 gmsc

BTW, I turned 41 yesterday!

Young impertinent whippersnapper!
Happy B-day to you.

re: #82 gmsc

Happy belated birthday!
Nite

re: #77 MrPaulRevere

Four days until the insanity commences...sigh.

I'm thinking about wearing all black that day.

Best wishes for many more gsmc. Any day you are above ground is a good day.

re: #85 Abu Al-Poopypants

yo that's racist man!

re: #68 gmsc

BTW, I turned 41 yesterday!

However, it my mom who felt old when she saw Patty Duke on TV talking about applying for Social Security.

Birthday greetings and wishes be upon you...:>))

re: #77 MrPaulRevere

Four days until the insanity commences...sigh.

My buddies and I have been making jokes about possible inauguration events:

• About 15 minutes after being sworn in, 0bama will walk across the Potomac

• 3 wise men/kings will give gifts of gold and myrrh to 0bama. Unfortunately, they couldn't find any Franken sense.

Any others?

re: #89 gmsc

In the middle of his speech, he resigns. Welcome President Biden.

re: #83 steve

BTW, I turned 41 yesterday!

Young impertinent whippersnapper!
Happy B-day to you.

re: #84 Pvt Bin Jammin

Happy belated birthday!
Nite

re: #86 MrPaulRevere

Best wishes for many more gsmc. Any day you are above ground is a good day.

re: #88 Pietr

Birthday greetings and wishes be upon you...:>))

Awww . . . this is the coolest birthday gift I could get from you!

(Oh, and good night, PBJ!)

re: #80 gmsc

Hell of a way to run a company. My company is just about as stupid. I got laid off for two weeks over the Christmas holidays, came back to work for two days and got laid off until Feb 2. the really stupid thing about this is that I have bid on another position in the company got the position but my current stupidvisors refuse to let me go. Seems I am to valuable to them. All I want to do is work.

re: #77 MrPaulRevere

Four days until the insanity commences...sigh.

my advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

/i am.

re: #93 redc1c4

my advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

/i am.

And don't stop until Caturday.

re: #90 Sharmuta

In the middle of his speech, he resigns. Welcome President Biden.

I still think it would've been funny to have Bush resign, have Cheney become president, appoint Condi Rice as his vice-president, and then have Cheney resign. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the first US black president, Condaleeza Rice!

(Yeah, that pesky 25th amendment thing pretty much prevents this, but it's fun to think about!)

re: #76 Sharmuta

An lolcat for red

you are too kind.

/dinged and hearted

re: #96 redc1c4

I'm glad you liked it.

re: #89 gmsc

We are getting a consolation prize, if you will. Newspapers around the country are collapsing at a speed no one predicted: Minn. StarTribune Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy [Link: newsbusters.org...]

re: #95 gmsc

I still think it would've been funny to have Bush resign, have Cheney become president, appoint Condi Rice as his vice-president, and then have Cheney resign. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the first US black president, Condaleeza Rice!

(Yeah, that pesky 25th amendment thing pretty much prevents this, but it's fun to think about!)

This problem:
Section 2.
Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress.

re: #94 Sharmuta

And don't stop until Caturday.

maybe a caturday in 2012...

how long before Juggy raises booze taxes to pay for his bullshit?

re: #94 Sharmuta

And don't stop until Caturday.

Sharmuta - a question only you can answer:

Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving . . .

What are the qualities of Caturday's child?

re: #89 gmsc

Can't you substitute Franken non-sense for the real thing? It's supposed to be cloudy-but won't the skies part to 'shine the light' upon the one?

Is he really planning to be sworn in with a Top Hat, with a podium made to look as if it's constructed of logs? I heard that a while back, but couldn't find out if it was for real.

Caturday'a child is full of Scotch

re: #98 MrPaulRevere

We are getting a consolation prize, if you will. Newspapers around the country are collapsing at a speed that no one in the business could've foreseen, but everyone who read those papers predicted: Minn. StarTribune Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy [Link: newsbusters.org...]

FTFY
;)

WTF is this?

re: #102 Pietr

Can't you substitute Franken non-sense for the real thing? It's supposed to be cloudy-but won't the skies part to 'shine the light' upon the one?

Is he really planning to be sworn in with a Top Hat, with a podium made to look as if it's constructed of logs? I heard that a while back, but couldn't find out if it was for real.

I hear he's planning to eat seafood, or sea kittens, or whatever, because that's what Lincoln ate after his inauguration.

re: #105 GNIDAthe#seCond

WTF is this?

Jusst some college kids trying to set a new world record for the number of fake news stories in a car.

re: #103 steve

Caturday'a child is full of Scotch

Doesn't rhyme with the line, "Friday's child is loving and giving . . ."

(I know, I know - That's how full of Scotch Caturday's child is!)

re: #105 GNIDAthe#seCond

WTF is this?

They are getting a little hard up on the propaganda front,wouldn't you say. LOL

re: #98 MrPaulRevere

We are getting a consolation prize, if you will. Newspapers around the country are collapsing at a speed no one predicted: Minn. StarTribune Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy [Link: newsbusters.org...]

both the Seattle PI & Times are in trouble, as is the NYT, and Murdoc's chain, and...

no great loss in my book with any of them.

re: #101 gmsc

That reminds me of Zeller's Algorithm.

I'm a Thursday Child.

re: #103 steve

Caturday'a child is full of Scotch ethanol.

FTFY!

Too awesome: How do IDF soldiers shield themselves from grenades? By using Hamas soldiers as human shields!

(See above link for video!)

Had to add the translation again as it wasnt part of the video file.

"Soldiers from the IDF Golani Infantry Division get ambushed by terrorists and respond by killing them."

You don't expect to see anything like this anywhere other than in the movies. Fair play to the IDF soldier, takes some guts to do that. Speaking of which I'd imagine there is a fair amount spread over the desert after that grenade went off.

re: #105 GNIDAthe#seCond

WTF is this?

If they close that door-someones going to get all his fingers busted...

re: #108 gmsc

Doesn't rhyme with the line, "Friday's child is loving and giving . . ."

(I know, I know - That's how full of Scotch Caturday's child is!)

okay, okay, Caturday's child is full of wine or whine.

re: #105 GNIDAthe#seCond

WTF is this?

it's a great way to reduce the load on your triage staff.

otherwise minor or survivable injuries become fatalities before they get to the treatment site. what a brilliant medical innovation!

/white phosphorus smoke

re: #108 gmsc

re: #103 steve

Doesn't rhyme with the line, "Friday's child is loving and giving . . ."

(I know, I know - That's how full of Scotch Caturday's child is!)

Is Dustyvet still around-he might know? He's a Saturdays child, remember-I'm Wednesdays child of woe...

re: #113 gmsc

Too awesome: How do IDF soldiers shield themselves from grenades? By using Hamas soldiers as human shields!

(See above link for video!)

undoubtedly a war crimes violation of some sort...

re: #111 Sharmuta

That reminds me of Zeller's Algorithm.

I'm a Thursday Child.

I'm a Monday child!

BTW, I do the Day of the Week For Any Date in my head (I've got it down where I can give the day in about 3 seconds now).

As a matter of fact, for my birthday yesterday, I got a Rubik's Cube Calendar from a friend. He suggested I ask people their birthdays, and then solve the cube so that it shows the correct date and day of the week for them. (Did I mention I like puzzles?)

re: #89 gmsc

My buddies and I have been making jokes about possible inauguration events:

• About 15 minutes after being sworn in, 0bama will walk across the Potomac

• 3 wise men/kings will give gifts of gold and myrrh to 0bama. Unfortunately, they couldn't find any Franken sense.

Any others?

I'm not the one who originally floated this one. Thank a different lizard(forgot who) for this but I really liked it.
Bush smiles politely through Obama's entire inauguration speech. Claps politely at the end. Reaches over at the end to shake hands and Bush whispers in Obama's ear "I ordered the navy and airforce to bomb Iran 5 minutes before you started speaking. Good luck Bro. "

re: #119 gmsc

you do know that they now have medications for things like that?

re: #120 Neo Con since 9-11

I'm not the one who originally floated this one. Thank a different lizard(forgot who) for this but I really liked it.
Bush smiles politely through Obama's entire inauguration speech. Claps politely at the end. Reaches over at the end to shake hands and Bush whispers in Obama's ear "I ordered the navy and airforce to bomb Iran 5 minutes before you started speaking. Good luck Bro. "

would that it be true.

After all said and done, will we have a nuclear Iran to contend with now? It appears that the only country who was willing to do the dirty work and stop them was denied permission to do so.

re: #102 Pietr

Can't you substitute Franken non-sense for the real thing? It's supposed to be cloudy-but won't the skies part to 'shine the light' upon the one?

Is he really planning to be sworn in with a Top Hat, with a podium made to look as if it's constructed of logs? I heard that a while back, but couldn't find out if it was for real.

Oh, Franken nonsense we have plenty of!

I'm not sure about the top hat and log podium, but I wouldn't be surprised. 0bama is all about nothing more than image and reputation (Hey, when you completely lack character, what else are you supposed to do?).

re: #120 Neo Con since 9-11

I'm not the one who originally floated this one. Thank a different lizard(forgot who) for this but I really liked it.

Bush smiles politely through Obama's entire inauguration speech. Claps politely at the end. Reaches over at the end to shake hands and Bush whispers in Obama's ear "I ordered the navy and airforce to bomb Iran 5 minutes before you started speaking. Good luck Bro. "

Works for me!

re: #89 gmsc

My buddies and I have been making jokes about possible inauguration events:

• About 15 minutes after being sworn in, 0bama will walk across the Potomac

• 3 wise men/kings will give gifts of gold and myrrh to 0bama. Unfortunately, they couldn't find any Franken sense.

Any others?

i doubt the WAB will allow any mirth in the White House... she doesn't seem the type.

BTW: what color do you think they'll have the typical White House painted?

re: #121 redc1c4

you do know that they now have medications for things like that?

:P~~~

re: #125 redc1c4

BTW: what color do you think they'll have the typical White House painted?

Commie Pink.

re: #127 Sharmuta

Commie Pink.

pay to play green?

Okay, I am a Thursday Child. Now What?

[Link: osulibrary.orst.edu...]

re: #105 GNIDAthe#seCond

WTF is this?

Muslims are not particular respectful of maximum occupancy limits on vehicles. I once, when I was driving charter busses, ended up driving a 54 person capacity bus with over a hundred muslims on board. Nothing I could have done to keep them off short of calling the riot police.

re: #113 gmsc

Note, this video is not from the current war in Gaza. It was originally posted in 2007, so probably it's from the Second Lebanon War.

re: #121 redc1c4

you do know that they now have medications for things like that?

So, I'm guessing that things like my ability to recall Pi to 400 digits after the decimal point, and perform an 8x8 Knight's Tour given any 2 squares of opposite color as a starting and ending point, aren't your cup of tea?

re: #129 Steve

Okay, I am a Thursday Child. Now What?

[Link: osulibrary.orst.edu...]

You have far to go . . .

re: #131 GNIDAthe#seCond

Note, this video is not from the current war in Gaza. It was originally posted in 2007, so probably it's from the Second Lebanon War.

But still amazing...

re: #105 GNIDAthe#seCond

WTF is this?

It's the all-too-rarely-seen Palestinian Feast of Maximum Occupancy.

re: #132 gmsc

So, I'm guessing that things like my ability to recall Pi to 400 digits after the decimal point, and perform an 8x8 Knight's Tour given any 2 squares of opposite color as a starting and ending point, aren't your cup of tea?

Yes, but can you tie your shoes?

re: #127 Sharmuta

McCarthyism! /

Damn it- I was joking when I said last year that the media would be lining up at the trough for those TARP funds, but given the current state of affairs with the Seattle Post Intelligencer, Chicago Tribune, New York Times, Minneapolis Star Tribune among others, my snark may become prophecy...

re: #132 gmsc

So, I'm guessing that things like my ability to recall Pi to 400 digits after the decimal point, and perform an 8x8 Knight's Tour given any 2 squares of opposite color as a starting and ending point, aren't your cup of tea?

maybe if my high school algebra teacher had spoken understandable english i'd be more math inclined... what sucks is i have to take Math 115 to get my AA. i've never needed algebra my whole life, except the simple "solve for X' that we use in pharmacy... WTF am i going to do with it at my age?

re: #136 Steve

Yes, but can you tie your shoes?

Well, not in all 1,961,990,553,600 possible ways but I do have a few favorite ways to tie my shoes, such as checkerboard lacing and double helix lacing.

re: #139 redc1c4

maybe if my high school algebra teacher had spoken understandable english i'd be more math inclined... what sucks is i have to take Math 115 to get my AA. i've never needed algebra my whole life, except the simple "solve for X' that we use in pharmacy... WTF am i going to do with it at my age?

Help your grandkids with their math?

re: #138 Fenway_Nation

Damn it- I was joking when I said last year that the media would be lining up at the trough for those TARP funds, but given the current state of affairs with the Seattle Post Intelligencer, Chicago Tribune, New York Times, Minneapolis Star Tribune among others, my snark may become prophecy...

bet they print lots of articles and editorials about how it won't affect their "independence" and "journalistic integrity".

/spit

re: #142 redc1c4

re: #138 Fenway_Nation

bet they print lots of articles and editorials about how it won't affect their "independence" and "journalistic integrity".

/spit

Think Pinchey Sulzburger will fly down in a private plane?

re: #137 MrPaulRevere

I was being silly but there is a serious point in there. The left always resurrects McCarthy's ghost in order to deflect criticism.

re: #141 Steve

Help your grandkids with their math?

since i don't and won't, it's a non-issue

re: #140 gmsc

Well, not in all 1,961,990,553,600 possible ways but I do have a few favorite ways to tie my shoes, such as checkerboard lacing and double helix lacing.

I went to one of my finals in college with one black tennis shoe that had laces and one white white tennis shoe that had velcro. Never did figure it out until my wife pointed it out late in the day.

re: #146 Steve

I went to one of my finals in college with one black tennis shoe that had laces and one white white tennis shoe that had velcro. Never did figure it out until my wife pointed it out late in the day.

i went to many classes barefoot.

re: #142 redc1c4

bet they print lots of articles and editorials about how it won't affect their "independence" and "journalistic integrity".

/spit

They don't need "journalistic integrity"- they have spellcheck.

LMAO. Have you guys heard of this ridiculous FEMA Coffins thing? One of my friends showed this to me today, not believing it, just wanted to get my take on it. I didn't even have the words to come up with an explanation. And now, I'm reading about a group on FB called "Shut Down FEMA Camps".

LOL, this stuff is hilarious.

Shut Down FEMA Camps

Do people seriously buy into this?

re: #139 redc1c4

maybe if my high school algebra teacher had spoken understandable english i'd be more math inclined... what sucks is i have to take Math 115 to get my AA. i've never needed algebra my whole life, except the simple "solve for X' that we use in pharmacy... WTF am i going to do with it at my age?

Well, there's always the guy who saved money on pizza by using geometry!

Which reminds me of this puzzle from my geometry class:

Given a pizza with a radius of z and a thickness of a, what would be the formula for the volume of the pizza?

Pi*z*z*a!

re: #140 gmsc

Well, not in all 1,961,990,553,600 possible ways but I do have a few favorite ways to tie my shoes, such as checkerboard lacing and double helix lacing.

that reminds me all too much of Drill Sargents who had nothing better to do than come up with silly ways to lace up our boots...

re: #142 redc1c4

bet they print lots of articles and editorials about how it won't affect their "independence" and "journalistic integrity".

Also forgot to add that something that doesn't exists cannot be affected under that (or any) scenario.

It's like reassuring me that a lower speed limit in town will help save the lives of countless smurfs who cross the street.

I mentioned I was a Wednesdays child of woe; but, so are both my wife and daughter...gotta be some long odds there, and a lot of woe...:>(

re: #139 redc1c4

what sucks is i have to take Math 115 to get my AA.

That does suck. All I've ever had to do to get my AA chip is tell them I'd stopped drinking for more then 24 hours.
/white smoke right back at ya

re: #147 redc1c4

i went to many classes barefoot.

Right now I would love to be 30 years younger and back in college.

re: #153 Pietr

I mentioned I was a Wednesdays child of woe; but, so are both my wife and daughter...gotta be some long odds there, and a lot of woe...:>(

Keanu Reeves responds.

(Hey, how about another Superman movie, but with Keanu Reeves in the starring role? Then we'd have Superman played by George Reeves, Christopher Reeve, and Keanu Reeves!)

re: #153 Pietr

I mentioned I was a Wednesdays child of woe; but, so are both my wife and daughter...gotta be some long odds there, and a lot of woe...:>(

It's just a silly poem.

Hiya, Lizard Nation!

A very fast Lizard has posted this already in the spin-off links, but it is worth re-posting:

7:22AM: Israellycool exclusive: The Foreign Press Association has boycotted the IDF spokesman’s unit, sending the following letter to its members and the IDF spokesman’s unit:

From: The Foreign Press Association [fpa1@netvision.net.il]

Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:27 PM

To:

Subject: Urgent notice to members

The FPA rejects and condemns the IDF policy of controlling the news coverage of the events in Gaza. by preventing the entry of foreign journalists into Gaza and bombing buildings housing offices of international media - contrary to IDF assurances that these media buildings would be safe - the IDF is severely violating basic principles of respect for press freedom.
As a result of these unconscionable breaches, the FPA calls on all its members not to broadcast or print stills and videos the IDF provides as a substitute to independent reporting - until such time the IDF issues a formal apology for the attacks on the media buildings and offers assurances that no such event will occur in the future.

The Foreign Press Association

[Link: www.fpa.org.il...]

[Link: www.israellycool.com...]

Oh dear - dunno where to start ...

re: #149 TheMatrix31

FEMA is a favorite boogeyman for late night talk radio callers...

Meanwhile, in the real world, one would be lucky to get a gallon of water from FEMA the first week after a natural disaster.

re: #149 TheMatrix31

LMAO. Have you guys heard of this ridiculous FEMA Coffins thing? One of my friends showed this to me today, not believing it, just wanted to get my take on it. I didn't even have the words to come up with an explanation. And now, I'm reading about a group on FB called "Shut Down FEMA Camps".

LOL, this stuff is hilarious.

Shut Down FEMA Camps

Do people seriously buy into this?

there's a lot of crackheads out there...

(after all, Juggy got elected. %-)

re: #158 yma o hyd

IDF response should be "then quit giving Hamasholes the keys to your buildings, so they can attack us from them"...

Yeah, seriously. The same FEMA that "FAILED" under the corrupt Bush administration right?!?!

These people are unfathomably stupid.

re: #149 TheMatrix31

LMAO. Have you guys heard of this ridiculous FEMA Coffins thing? One of my friends showed this to me today, not believing it, just wanted to get my take on it. I didn't even have the words to come up with an explanation. And now, I'm reading about a group on FB called "Shut Down FEMA Camps".

LOL, this stuff is hilarious.

Shut Down FEMA Camps

Do people seriously buy into this?

My favorite phrase from that link:

. . . part of a water facility. Now why would there be a facility of this nature out in the middle of nowhere with absolutely no prisoners?

Yeah, why would we have a water facility out in the more natural areas without any prisoners present? Could it be because it's near a source of . . . (wait for it!) . . . water?!?

I'd put this up in the spin-offs but I'm always afraid of putting too much business stuff up there (it bores people.) Yet, it is important:

U.S. `Bad Bank' Plan Gets Momentum to Revive Lending

Jan. 16 (Bloomberg) -- Renewed questions about U.S. banks' viability are pushing regulators toward a new plan that would remove toxic assets from bank balance sheets, in what may become the biggest effort yet to unfreeze lending.

President-elect Barack Obama's advisers see an increasingly grave banking crisis and are considering proposals far more sweeping than any steps that have been taken so far, according to people who've discussed the outlook with them.

[...]

Paul Miller, a bank analyst at Friedman Billings Ramsey & Co. in Arlington, Virginia, estimates that financial institutions need as much as $1.2 trillion in new aid.[...]

re: #159 freetoken

FEMA is a favorite boogeyman for late night talk radio callers...

Meanwhile, in the real world, one would be lucky to get a gallon of water from FEMA the first week after a natural disaster.

as seen in Louisiana, the city/county has to declare a disaster before the state can step in, and the state has to declare a disaster before the Feds can come in. if either or both drop the ball on doing so, the Fed's hands are tied by law.

FEMA is *not* supposed to be a first responder, and it's stupid for people to think otherwise. you're supposed to have at least 3 days of water yourself, then local supplies are supposed to help out.

personally, unless it's cracked or all sloshed out, we're planning on drinking the swimming pool.

Good night, all!

I work later today, so I'd better get all the sleep I can now.

re: #161 Pietr

IDF response should be "then quit giving Hamasholes the keys to your buildings, so they can attack us from them"...

Fat chance the FPA accepting this. I just saw on their website that their current chairman is an AP guy.

It might, just possibly, have helped their 'cause' if they weren't so blatantly supporting the Hamas propaganda even when reporting from Israel.

re: #158 yma o hyd

Oh dear - dunno where to start ...

What about the freedom hamas allows the press?

re: #139 redc1c4

Get an algebra book, study the parts you are having trouble with and retake the test.

When I was in community college and was told I had to take pre algebra I thought "Over my dead body" and studied. Focus on square roots and using the radical symbol. You probably have the rest down already.

re: #165 freetoken

I'd put this up in the spin-offs but I'm always afraid of putting too much business stuff up there (it bores people.) Yet, it is important:

U.S. `Bad Bank' Plan Gets Momentum to Revive Lending

how long before the Treasury needs a bailout to buy new printing presses?

re: #171 songbird

Get an algebra book, study the parts you are having trouble with and retake the test.

When I was in community college and was told I had to take pre algebra I thought "Over my dead body" and studied. Focus on square roots and using the radical symbol. You probably have the rest down already.

i need the units to get my degree, so i can be hired to teach my field.

gonna apply that good Army training and just suck it up.

/don't have to like it though %-)

re: #173 redc1c4

i need the units to get my degree, so i can be hired to teach my field.

gonna apply that good Army training and just suck it up.

/don't have to like it though %-)

Well, you have to do what you have to do! What field will you be teaching?

re: #105 GNIDAthe#seCond

Mobile car swarm. An innovative new asymmetric tactic.

Reactive Human Armor for a HAMAS command vehicle, somewhere in that pile is a HAMAS leader on his way to the HAMAS Hospital Command Center.

===

re: #158 yma o hyd

That leaves it up to us, doesn't it?

THE
WORD,
R

they claimed there was one in the SFV, and that you could see it from a restaurant, so i googled the addy...

find the prison...

i couldn't.

/surprise!

re: #169 ploome hineni

Israel should kidnap a few journalists and forceably convert them to Judiasm

/that'll show em

On the website of the FPA [Link: www.fpa.org.il...] one can see that there are a lot of what, on first glance, I'd say are Jewish names.

I think that lot is in the camp of Jewish Libtards who are feeling guilty for the existence of Israel ...

Ok - if I'm wrong I apologize, but I really don't get how people living in Israel can jab daggers into the back of the IDF.

re: #174 songbird

Well, you have to do what you have to do! What field will you be teaching?

pharmacy technicians

re: #139 redc1c4

WTF am i going to do with it at my age?

If Ben has X number of banks with Y number of bad loans, and Barrack has Z number of citizens with $ amount of assets, which will come first: (1) bread will cost $100 per loaf, (2) bread will cost $.10 per loaf, (3) bread will be outlawed.

On roostercam, on top of the bottom left building-we have peeps wandering around! Hasn't anyone told them it isn't safe to play on the roofs?

re: #169 ploome hineni

Okay, that neutralized my Wednesday childness. ;-)

plooomie! :-)

re: #159 freetoken

FEMA is a favorite boogeyman for late night talk radio callers...

Meanwhile, in the real world, one would be lucky to get a gallon of water from FEMA the first week after a natural disaster.

Actually, when you see footage of a natural disaster in the US and the people who are cooking the food, serving it, providing clean showers and in some cases places to sleep are not Red Cross volunteers. They are part of the
NAMB

re: #50 Sharmuta

I voted 5 for your lolz last night. Thanks for the "red brand" this morning. Kitteh looks like I wish I felt! ;D Sadly, no fruit cup for me this morning...

re: #170 Sharmuta

What about the freedom hamas allows the press?

Heh.
Thats different, innit, like ... they're 'oppressed', they can't be expected to allow critical reporting during their fight ...

re: #164 ploome hineni

Mornin Ploomage

I think that was a Charles post a couple of days ago. Doesn't hurt to repeat it though...

STAINED
CLASS,
R

re: #175 Render

Yep - and not just here on LGF.
Gotta fire off complaints at the various MFM: someone will read them!

re: #183 Steve

Actually, when you see footage of a natural disaster in the US and the people who are cooking the food, serving it, providing clean showers and in some cases places to sleep are not Red Cross volunteers. They are part of the
NAMB

the Red Cross are a bunch of crooks, IMNSHO. their overhead is ridiculous, and they way they handle the blood products market ought to be criminal.

you want bang for your charity buck? donate to the Salvation Army.

re: #185 Pigtown Water Dog

Thanks- I'm glad you enjoy them. :)

re: #190 redc1c4

Check the link out, if you haven't. We partner with the red cross and other orgs. We were there when Katrina hit.

re: #181 Pietr

On roostercam, on top of the bottom left building-we have peeps wandering around! Hasn't anyone told them it isn't safe to play on the roofs?

I think its because right now the IDF has again stopped all activities for 'humanitarian' reasons.
Its from 10 am to 2 pm Israeli time.

Meanwhile, the hamassholes have already sent at least three humanitarian, nagging missiles into Israel ...

fruitcup is all ready, so i'm for bed... tell LoL i said "hi" and that it's gonna be 80* here tomorrow.

might as well start her day off right. %-)

hasta, y'all...

L8r!

BIAB

re: #190 redc1c4

And we do not take a dime from the govt.

General Disaster Relief Fund

The North American Mission Board, along with state Baptist convention leaders, has taken the lead in organizing Southern Baptists to respond to disasters. They contribute manpower, ministry, and financial help during floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, earthquakes, and urban disasters. NAMB uses Disaster Relief donations for meeting human needs as a priority and of sharing the Gospel and/or starting churches as part of NAMB's overall disaster relief ministry once these priorities are met. Donations to this fund may be used for multiple disaster responses as needs arise.

re: #188 Render

Render-I left you a note in the last thread-post 665. Charles had a thread (about 8 or 9 threads back) on the techno-geek stuff they installed earlier yesterday...

re: #195 redc1c4

fruitcup is all ready, so i'm for bed... tell LoL i said "hi" and that it's gonna be 80* here tomorrow.

might as well start her day off right. %-)

hasta, y'all...

L8r!

have a good one!

re: #190 redc1c4

My parents claim they get the most bang for their charity buck from Catholic Relief Services...I think pop crunched some numbers to back it up.

re: #195 redc1c4

^_Shaddup!

0140 in the am might as well amble off to bed to see if I can get some sleep.

nite all.

re: #200 Fenway_Nation

My parents claim they get the most bang for their charity buck from Catholic Relief Services...I think pop crunched some numbers to back it up.

could be: i just know that the Red Cross is nasty, and the SA has a rep for frugality... not surprising that the other religious groups would be similar.

re: #201 littleoldlady

red brand fruitcup haz lolcatz.

re: #201 littleoldlady

^_Shaddup!

could be worse!

/white smoke

(gone for sure this time... party on! %-)

View Southwards...

Lots of movement on the roof tops.

Lots of auto and pedestrian traffic on the streets.

Still no sound.

Looks like the UNRWA compound is still smouldering.

Can't tell if that's the morning mist rolling in or a huge cloud of dust in the distance.

ALL
QUIET,
R

re: #200 Fenway_Nation

My parents claim they get the most bang for their charity buck from Catholic Relief Services...I think pop crunched some numbers to back it up.

Both they, and Christian Childrens' fund.

Oh, and BTW, red...

I have come to the unfortunate conclusion that some people are genetically predisposed to being good at math and some are not. You can blame your high school algebra teacher if you want, but it will do little good. The only solution is to get a tutor and do as many problems as you can so that the processes become second nature. You have to put in the time. Period.

/payback, Mr "it's going to be 80°" is a biatch, no? ;-)

re: #194 yma o hyd

Good point-I also see more vehicle traffic and pedestrians wandering around on ground level-something we haven't seen a lot of before. Still no sound-wonder if they're waiting until the ice cream trucks stop selling and playing their music, before restoring it?

re: #204 Sharmuta

Bwahahaha!

Littleoldady, if it helps, I live in this hellhole too and can't stand the heat.

re: #211 TheMatrix31

Trade ya?

Fingers are waiting all over the country to hit the Fruitcup button...

TENSED,
R

Hmmm...looked like one of our roof guys was pulling up a rope hooked to something-and Achmed blanked the bottom inch of screen and hid it...

This computer is so messed up I hope I CAN get fruitcup on the buffet in a timely matter. :-(

re: #208 littleoldlady

/payback, Mr "it's going to be 80°" is a biatch, no? ;-)

I think Red has left the building, no? Anyway, yes, as someone who has majored in mathematics I can second the notion - one has to do the problems. There is no way around it.

BTW, where I am at (a bit south of Red I believe) it has been 85F this past week...

re: #215 littleoldlady

This computer is so messed up I hope I CAN get fruitcup on the buffet in a timely matter. :-(

What's wrong with it, lol?

Fruitcup?

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --->
Help yourselves!

Thanks, littleoldlady!

re: #212 littleoldlady

Trade ya?

For sure. I think cold fruit is better than warm fruit, though.

manner.

re: #216 freetoken

85°? Thanks so much. :-( :-( :-(

Thank you, littleoldlady...I'm surprised I'm still up...:>))

Pietr! :-)

It's dead, Jim. Jim, it's dead.

Sharmuta! :-)

Matrix! :-)

astronmr20! :-)

Roostercam has what appears to be a close up of a market square-lots of pedestrians...

Dorothy-this doesn't appear to be Gaza anymore...

Gaza Strip, not Gaza City. Looks like thats the city over the horizon.

UNRWA compound area?

EH
COULD
BE,
R

Oh, thank heavens I was able to get into the "lucky" fruitcup line this morning. Enjoyed the visit, all. Have to go to (groan) work, in the (groan) cold.

re: #227 Render

The roof at the lower left-above that fortified wall-is full of people, and it looked like some market stalls...

re: #222 littleoldlady

... and not a cloud in the sky.

Oh, thanks for the fruitcup... it'll be my snack as I finish watching F is for Fake via Youtube. An interesting moving that I've only seen snippets from before now. That movie seems strikingly relevant for these times.

It is -7 degrees F here in the woods of Sullivan Co. in NY. The outdoor wood furnace is keeping my house nice and warm, though. With no heat bills to boot! Hot water for free, too.

Ok you know you are popular when they start calling for your head.

Death to Buster Bunny ! (actual headlines)

I'm a wanted Sylvilagus brasiliensis !

re: #219 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --->
Help yourselves!

Morning Lizards. Late again. Thanks lol. Hope there is some left.

Hello is anyone here?

A businessman boards a flight and is seated next to a

gorgeous woman. He notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that American Indians have the longest penises and Greek men are the best in bed. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

"Tonto Papadopoulos, nice to meet you."

Erik! :-)

Nu, vuh den?

/but of course!

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Thread killer!

Giving up on this old machine... :-(

Good day, ALL!™

re: #237 Erik The Red

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

LOL.

Code blue on the LNDT code blue.

Morning all. It's 12 degrees and dark here in lovely historic Alexandria VA.

re: #241 Erik The Red

Code blue on the LNDT code blue.

Coors light?

re: #219 littleoldlady

¡Gracias!

re: #243 Fenway_Nation

Coors light?

Sounds good to me. Ice cold please its is in the low 90's here today.

Erik, you're on a roll. Don't stop.

re: #245 Erik The Red

How 'bout I get you some tap water in a dixie cup- since the difference between that and C00rs light is indistinguishable in my mind's eye.

Good Morning LGF.
I just heard a statement at a press conference by Ban Ki-Moon in Ramallah in which he called for a "unilateral ceasefire" while the ceasefire negotiations continue.
What an idiot.

Finished fruitcup. Hitting Rosetta Stone. Back Later.

¡Adios!

/still trying to figure out spelling with the accents

re: #247 Fenway_Nation

How 'bout I get you some tap water in a dixie cup- since the difference between that and C00rs light is indistinguishable in my mind's eye.

I was going to say the same but it is against my principles to turn down a free drink.

Going from Ft Lauderdale to Boston today, yay. On another note, I actually went hiking a few times with Sully, the pilot of the plane that went down yesterday.He is cool and his wife is gorgeous, he da man!

re: #246 Jim in Virginia

Erik, you're on a roll. Don't stop.

OK.
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

re: #247 Fenway_Nation

re: #245 Erik The Red

How 'bout I get you some tap water in a dixie cup- since the difference between that and C00rs light is indistinguishable in my mind's eye.

BIG DIXIE CUPS ARE RIPPING US OFF.

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," said the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
" It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."

re: #247 Fenway_Nation

re: #245 Erik The Red

How 'bout I get you some tap water in a dixie cup- since the difference between that and C00rs light is indistinguishable in my mind's eye.

Baseball water in convenient cans!

oops.
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!”

So on the flight last week I sat next to a woman, she would sneeze and then shudder, did this repeatedly. I asked her if she was OK, she went on to tell me that she suffered from a condition that caused her to have an orgasm when she sneezed. I said, my my, what can you take for that.
She said "pepper"

No up dings? Now I know what a stand up must feel like when he bombs/