Iowahawk: A Message from Waxulon-6
Lord High Admiral Waxulon-6, inhabiting the body of Congressman Henry Waxman, has a message for all Earth creatures: Mark Your Time, Hu-Mans!
Attention Hu-Mans:
Mark your time! Behold the current heat readings of your atmosphere, which have now reached less than negative 40 in your Earth-degrees. Phase I of the Kremulakian conquest of your filthy pitiful orb is complete!
Foolish Hu-Mans, did you not suspect? It is now far too late for resistance. The planetary reign of the invincible Ice Beings of Kremulak can not be stopped, and thus I can now reveal all. And taunt your Earth-foolishness with delicious impunity! Ha ha ha!
Frank says: