This was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time! Iowahawk hits it out of the park again.

Congressman Waxler needs a better press relations team. Or maybe some surgery.

Nostrildamus!

I'd love to light up a cigarette in an elevator with Waxman.

As I have said before, Waxman = Nostrildamas. He can smell Chaves from DC.

As I said at the Big Hollywood site, are we going to go down the lib path and knock people for their physical appearance? Someone has to be the grownups.

re: #3 Racer X

Nostrildamus!

I was gonna' say something about his striking resemblance to a Pekignese.

Oh great Nostrildomus say "Your ass is now grass." My grass...

Can't he afford a hair piece?

re: #6 Mr. Neutron

As I said at the Big Hollywood site, are we going to go down the lib path and knock people for their physical appearance? Someone has to be the grownups.

You have a point.

re: #10 MandyManners

You have a point.

And 3 down dings.

ROFLMAO!

He's my rep. I need to move off this deathstar ...

re: #10 MandyManners

You have a point.

But if he wore a hat, he'd cover it?

re: #6 Mr. Neutron

As I said at the Big Hollywood site, are we going to go down the lib path and knock people for their physical appearance? Someone has to be the grownups.

I'm not one to do that- but waxman is seriously challenging me.

re: #12 kynna

ROFLMAO!

He's my rep. I need to move off this deathstar ...

My sympathies.

I have Zoe Loffgren.

Ha ha ha! Your Earth-douchebags are so stupid... stupid... STUPID!

[in high-pitched alien echo-voice]

re: #13 Dianna

But if he wore a hat, he'd cover it?

*snicker*

As weird his physicality may be, his policy positions are just godawful.

re: #11 VegasRick

And 3 down dings.

His karma is rather low.

Do ya think this guy is smoooth with the ladies?

re: #6 Mr. Neutron

As I said at the Big Hollywood site, are we going to go down the lib path and knock people for their physical appearance? Someone has to be the grownups.

OK, how about this: Henry Waxman should be a Victoria's Secret model. Does that make you feel all conservative? I have nothing against his appearance, it's the inane idiocies spewing from his piehole that make me vomit.

re: #14 Sharmuta

I'm not one to do that- but waxman is seriously challenging me.

Anyone that ugly really should have a nice personality.

Can we ban Waxmans picture from being shown? It could frighten a little child and give them nightmares for weeks

re: #17 MandyManners

Every now and then, a juvenile sense of humor comes in handy.

Good morning, btw!

re: #21 rwmofo

Do ya think this guy is smoooth with the ladies?

GROSS!

re: #21 rwmofo

Do ya think this guy is smoooth with the ladies?

Dennis Kucinich married some gorgeous femme. Who knows?

re: #22 Jetpilot1101

OK, how about this: Henry Waxman should be a Victoria's Secret model. Does that make you feel all conservative? I have nothing against his appearance, it's the inane idiocies spewing from his piehole that make me vomit.

And people were calling for eye-bleach in the previous thread! That requires some mental sand-blasting.

re: #24 Cathypop

Can we ban Waxmans picture from being shown? It could frighten a little child and give them nightmares for weeks

Yeah, but he could make a killing selling Halloween masks of himself.

re: #21 rwmofo

Do ya think this guy is smoooth with the ladies?

They can see what he is thinking.

re: #29 rwmofo

Yeah, but he could make a killing selling Halloween masks of himself.

Good idea.

re: #25 Dianna

Every now and then, a juvenile sense of humor comes in handy.

Good morning, btw!

Good morning to you, too!

Not to belittle is appearance but:

Image: pubMasks01.jpg

uncanny.

Ha! I have read the entire entry twice, and if you are paying attention, you can see who Lord Waxulon-6 is really being controlled by. Who does he not mention? Who is he afraid to out?

You got it. Hillary, whose name we are not allowed to know, is not even mentioned.

This cannot be a coincidence. The host-parasite entity known as Bill and Hill (I'm not sure which is which) is really running the entire operation.

/sarc, I hope

There's a marked resemblance to Bat Boy.

Dude is a supreme asshole. And he looks like, well, THAT.

How did his ancestors stay in the gene pool?

The nostrils obscure the really scary parts:

"Why not just leave things as they are? Fundamentally, there are two reasons Waxman would be the better chairman of Energy and Commerce. First, he is probably the House's most accomplished legislator in three issue areas that are high on the agendas of the nation and President-elect Barack Obama: universal health care, global warming and enhanced consumer protections

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

Get ready to transfer some more of your income.

re: #27 Dianna

Dennis Kucinich married some gorgeous femme. Who knows?

I definitely moved Kucinich up a notch on the scale for that one, but he still has a ways to go to rise to zero.

re: #35 Charles

There's a marked resemblance to Bat Boy.

AAAIIIYEEE!

*scampers away*

ROFLMAO

oops even spilled my drink too.

Photo is way to scary for young children's viewing

re: #36 Racer X

Dude is a supreme asshole. And he looks like, well, THAT.

How did his ancestors stay in the gene pool?

They ran out of bleach at an inopportune time.

re: #27 Dianna

Dennis Kucinich married some gorgeous femme. Who knows?

Anyone with the mojo to set the Cuyahoga River on fire could probably do the same for a hot redhead. And all this time we thought it was a fiscal failure.

So...what did Waxman say that provoked this wonderful frivolity from Iowahawk?

Remember that I don't have sound, so don't link a video. Just give me the high points.

re: #44 Dianna

So...what did Waxman say that provoked this wonderful frivolity from Iowahawk?

Remember that I don't have sound, so don't link a video. Just give me the high points.

He basically thinks that conservative policy is illegal.

OT:
Egypt rounded up hundreds of Muslim Brotherhood members. Ah, the joys of Arab brotherhood... except when the Islamists want to impose their own will over everyone else - including their fellow Muslims.

Hamas last fired a kassam at Israel at 5pm local time. And yet everyone will call this a ceasefire? Hamas knows no such thing.

Free the Waxulon-6!

Gotta' finish dinner.

since this is a humor thread
the very complete, very extended Evil overlord list (plus other evil stuff)

re: #6 Mr. Neutron

As I said at the Big Hollywood site, are we going to go down the lib path and knock people for their physical appearance? Someone has to be the grownups.

A moonbat once said to me, "Henry Waxman could be President, but he's too ugly."

re: #46 rwmofo

He basically thinks that conservative policy is illegal.

He's been saying that for years. Usually in the most soporific way he can manage, which is why nobody noticed.

re: #44 Dianna

"Committee chair Congressman Henry Waxman of California said his goal is to pass comprehensive climate and energy legislation in the committee before the Memorial Day recess.

"That is an ambitious schedule, but it is an achievable one," said Waxman who is new to the committee chairmanship. "We cannot afford another year of delay. As today's hearing will show, a consensus is developing that our nation needs climate legislation. Our job is to transform this consensus into effective legislation. The legislation must be based on the science and meet the very serious threats we face."

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said, "Chairman Waxman has set an aggressive timetable for action to reduce global warming and our dependence on foreign oil. I share his sense of urgency and his belief that we cannot afford another year of delay."

[Link: www.ens-newswire.com...]

Wax on... wax off... and out...

I just cannot look at waxman. He really creeps me out, shudder.

Waxulon says, in Hu-man speak, the AlGore is my bitch.

re: #49 MandyManners

Gotta' finish dinner.

You're still eating dinner?

1030 am PST

re: #50 rain of lead

*Silence as we all take time to read the evil overlord list*

re: #6 Mr. Neutron

As I said at the Big Hollywood site, are we going to go down the lib path and knock people for their physical appearance? Someone has to be the grownups.

Okay, I get where you're coming from. But Henry Waxman is one of the worst politicians in this country. And that's saying something, considering how truly awful our current congress is. He is corrupt. He is nasty. He is unpatriotic (yes, I'm saying that!). And he costs me money every time he breathes.

I paid for the right to call that man ugly and Ima gonna do it.

re: #53 jaunte

Oh, yes. The rush over the cliff, the urge to "do something".

Gore must be chewing carpet in rage, watching someone else exploit his chimera for power.

re: #58 EmmmieG

*Silence as we all take time to read the evil overlord list*

take your time.
there are several lists
and they are funny as h*ll

Here's hoping that President Bush pardons Border Patrol Agnets Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos, plus Scooter Libby between today and tomorrow. Then we'll get to see the MSM/Democrats react as expected .

check out the evil empress list

re: #62 rwmofo

Here's hoping that President Bush pardons Border Patrol Agnets Agents Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos, plus Scooter Libby between today and tomorrow. Then we'll get to see the MSM/Democrats react as expected .

re: #35 Charles

There's a marked resemblance to Bat Boy.

Bat Boy is a hero and a patriot. Please don't slander him that way.

re: #55 newsjunkie_ky

I just cannot look at waxman. He really creeps me out, shudder.

it's horrifying to look at him.
sad but true.

You are now commanded to wear your heavy garments and ski masks to increase your probability of survival. And because we Kremulaks find your Hu-Man forms hideous!

Cry your tears now, Hu-Mans! Although I take great pleasure in your lamentations, I grow weary and must return to my cryo-pod before I evaporate further. And boy, I have to make gasoline like a race horse.

ROFLMAO!

re: #4 MandyManners
"I'd love to light up a cigarette in an elevator with Waxman."
ROTFLMAO!

re: #62 rwmofo

Here's hoping that President Bush pardons Border Patrol Agnets Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos, plus Scooter Libby between today and tomorrow. Then we'll get to see the MSM/Democrats react as expected .

That is definetly something we all need to pray for. Compean and Ramos need to be pardoned

re: #36 Racer X

Dude is a supreme asshole. And he looks like, well, THAT.

How did his ancestors stay in the gene pool?

There was never a call for "Adult Swim".

Waxman has to be very careful to avoid flocks of Canada geese.

/vice versa for the geese

re: #62 rwmofo

Here's hoping that President Bush pardons Border Patrol Agnets Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos, plus Scooter Libby between today and tomorrow. Then we'll get to see the MSM/Democrats react as expected .

That gives us something to look forward to these next days. These agents sure got railroaded.

OT

If I were a Diabolical Marxist Media Conspirator,* I couldn’t think of a better way to sabotage the conservative opposition than to divert their energy into religious fantasy crusades like creationism.

Right now, the Obama birth certificate troofers seem to have the upper hand in destroying conservative brains, but that will fade and something will have to take its place.

*(which, thank Cthulhu, I am not.)

If my ship is whisked to the far side of the galaxy, leaving us with a seventy-year journey home, and a super-being offers to take us home instantly in exchange for having his baby, I'll agree and ask what we can get for two babies.

Words to live by!

I can't believe anyone buys this Global Warming BS. But instead of admitting they were fools and are ignorant sluts, they double down on the nag.

re: #52 Dianna
"He's been saying that for years. Usually in the most soporific way he can manage, which is why nobody noticed."
Well is there any other way he CAN manage?! LOL!
Hi there {Dianna}!

Here are some estimated costs for an earlier 'global warming' bill:

Let’s work out a quick exercise. Senators Lieberman and Warner introduced a global warming bill last summer and it quickly died on the Senate floor. Their goal was to enact legislation that would reduce carbon dioxide emissions 70 percent below 2005 levels by 2050. Our Center for Data Analysis ran the numbers of what such a commitment to reduce Co2 would cost our economy and found:

• Cumulative gross domestic product (GDP) losses are at least $1.7 trillion and could reach $4.8 tril­lion by 2030 (in inflation-adjusted 2006 dollars).
• Single-year GDP losses hit at least $155 billion and realistically could exceed $500 billion (in inflation-adjusted 2006 dollars).
• Annual job losses exceed 500,000 before 2030 and could approach 1,000,000.
• The annual cost of emission permits to energy users will be at least $100 billion by 2020 and could exceed $300 billion by 2030 (in inflation-adjusted 2006 dollars).
• The average household will pay $467 more each year for its natural gas and electricity (in inflation-adjusted 2006 dollars). That means that the average household will spend an additional $8,870 to purchase household energy over the period 2012 through 2030.

[Link: blog.heritage.org...]

re: #74 Dianna

I'd argue this is more important:
There is no such thing as a fair fight-only ones where you win or lose.

Everything else flows from that dictum.

re: #76 realwest

Morning, realwest!

Waxman: the only lawmaker you can carry like a six-pack.

re: #75 pat

I can't believe anyone buys this Global Warming BS. But instead of admitting they were fools and are ignorant sluts, they double down on the nag.

40 years of lying makes for many believers. Why should they change?

re: #78 lawhawk

I'd argue this is more important:
There is no such thing as a fair fight-only ones where you win or lose.

Everything else flows from that dictum.

True.

"Never fight fair when you're fighting for your life!"

re: #74 Dianna

Words to live by!

And this is a quote from...?

re: #57 Racer X

You're still eating dinner?

1030 am PST

Mandy fashions her dinners after Roman Imperial orgies.

OT - Today from AP, the 'burden' of the homeownership is not spread equally.
Women and Minorities are hardest hit

Just thinking out loud - Should it also be said, then, that these minorities and single parent mothers are the greate cause of the problem? Or is that just me being racist and sexist?

re: #75 pat

But instead of admitting they were fools and are ignorant sluts, they double down on the nag.

Sounds like my first wife, aka Jabba the Slutt.

re: #77 jaunte

Thank you for that link. I'll be sure to show it to my new best friend "avanti" when I see him again.

If I didn't know better I'd think Waxman was a character from Harry Potter or some weird '80s sci-fi movie.

re: #83 Occasional Reader

And this is a quote from...?

I'm in the list of things all Star Fleet captains need to know. See Here.

re: #77 jaunte

Here are some estimated costs for an earlier 'global warming' bill:

[Link: blog.heritage.org...]

But please don't question that 'fixing' the economy is Obama's top priority.

re: #87 x-wing

Let me guess the reply:"what's $500 or so compared to saving the planet?"

re: #88 Sizzlack

If I didn't know better I'd think Waxman was a character from Harry Potter or some weird '80s sci-fi movie.

I keep thinking of the guy whose head exploded in Scanners.

re: #84 Occasional Reader

Mandy fashions her dinners after Roman Imperial orgies.

Ew!

re: #85 DeafDog

OT - Today from AP, the 'burden' of the homeownership is not spread equally.
Women and Minorities are hardest hit

Just thinking out loud - Should it also be said, then, that these minorities and single parent mothers are the greate cause of the problem? Or is that just me being racist and sexist?

The cause of the problem was democrat quotas being forced on lenders.

He looks like Frank Oz.

re: #95 Bloodnok

He looks like Frank Oz.

Please don't sully an American Icon like that again.

re: #92 Shiplord Kirel

I keep thinking of the guy whose head exploded in Scanners.

He will probably be the head of the new "Organizing For America" group B.O. is instituting. I think I've seen the History Channel run something like this that happened about 65 years ago. I'm going to watch "Independence Day" where the Hu-mans win!

I guess all our bases are belong to Waxman.

What a scary thought. I need a beer. Several of them in fact.

re: #97 unrealizedviewpoint

WARNING - WARNING
Above video should have warning label.
Sorry!

re: #95 Bloodnok

He looks like Frank Oz.

Whoa. He looks like David Cross.

re: #91 jaunte

Let me guess the reply:"what's $500 or so compared to saving the planet?"

I'm sure it'll be something like that. We were talking about Browner(he was saying Obamas' picks were pretty moderate) and I gave him a link to her backround, he said he didn't know enough about it.

/dodge, dip,duck, dive and dodge ;>

re: #94 Sharmuta
I'll take the Community Reinvestment Act for $500 Alex!
Great comment, btw!

re: #97 unrealizedviewpoint

Wow, that was fast. I think you had it bookmarked!

re: #103 realwest

I'll take the Community Reinvestment Act for $500 Alex!
Great comment, btw!

Hey Real..I didn't get your picks to go to the SB this morning..
I think Steelers vs. Eagles..

re: #104 Shiplord Kirel

Wow, that was fast. I think you had it bookmarked!

No. Easy search.

how i would love to see the look on algore's face...

re: #101 Sizzlack

Whoa. He looks like David Cross.

Who will always be known as Tobias Funke to me.

59 degrees this morning. In the house, in Hawaii.

Finally: Video of the Jew eating rabbit martyr scene on the Hamas kids show...

It start at :45 after the boys sing the Quassam rocket song. Can any Hebrew speakers translate for us?

re: #93 Dianna
Been to many Roman Imperial orgies have you?!
:)

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

Runaway Global Warming promises to literally burn-up agricultural areas into dust worldwide by 2012, causing global famine, anarchy, diseases, and war on a global scale as military powers including the U.S., Russia, and China, fight for control of the Earth's remaining resources.

Over 4.5 billion people could die from Global Warming related causes by 2012, as planet Earth accelarates into a greed-driven horrific catastrophe.

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

re: #105 HoosierHoops

Hey Real..I didn't get your picks to go to the SB this morning..
I think Steelers vs. Eagles..

I think that would be a great game to watch!

re: #103 realwest

Thanks, realwest.

re: #94 Sharmuta

The cause of the problem was democrat quotas being forced on lenders.

That was a big contributor to the problem. But government did not hold a gun to people's head and say, "borrow more than you can afford." Individuals made that decision.

From the artical, many households sped over 40% of their income on mortgages:

About 40 percent of black borrowers in California, Nevada, Oregon and Massachusetts.

More than 30 percent of Asian borrowers in California and Florida.

Nearly half of Hispanic homeowners in Rhode Island and at least 40 percent in Alaska, California, Florida, Hawaii, Maryland, New Jersey and New York.

Now, the artical makes these folks out as 'victims.' I'm saying they are villains.

Sort of goies along with the theme of Anne Coulter's latest books about victim culture creating messes for everyone else.

re: #105 HoosierHoops
Hey Hoops - sorry, I got Arizona vs. Baltimore!
Wow, how far apart can we get?!

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Cool, I guess I can stop making my house payments now. ;>}

Yesterday, or maybe the day before, somebody was talking about the whole "born in a log cabin" thing with politicians.

Here's what it is in a nutshell. See that $467 a year? If you were born to a millionaire, that doesn't look like much. That's a handbag to a Kennedy. A handbag on clearance. To a lot of Americans, that means choosing between eating two meals a day or wearing gloves, scarves, and coats inside the house. The man born in the log cabin understands this, which is why people want to elect them. When faced with legislation like this, he understands what it would mean in human terms, and, more importantly, he's been there.

He's been hungry, and not because he's on a diet.

If you were born where Lincoln was, and then saw him as he made himself, you understand what it took to get there, and stand in awe.

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

* * * *
Mugabe's Millions of Black Zimbabweans are starving from Marxist Mugabe right now--there's 30 years of solid evidence, and these mouse gonads do NOTHING but shriek and spout hot air about theoretical deaths.

Bullshit "concern" and "concerned scientists". Marxist capos they are, ignoring the holocaust in front of us.

I hate hot weather. Thank you, Kremulaks!
/do I need to?

re: #110 Killgore Trout

Where is Sara's mahram?

re: #112 Killian Bundy
Well hell, there go my plans for visiting Disneyland on January 1, 2014!
Damn, and all that planning gone to waste!

Glenn Beck presents the Obama National Anthem

Been around a while, but still hilarious and more relevant than ever with The Coronation just 46 hours away.

re: #114 Sharmuta
My pleasure!

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

He could be reelected.
Election day is in November.
The world ends on Dec 23, 2012.

re: #121 Sharmuta

She's a very creepy little girl.

re: #111 realwest

Been to many Roman Imperial orgies have you?!
:)

I've read about them. I think I'd give it a miss.

from the LIST
guidelines for legion of doom troops
Don't attack the hero alone or in pairs. The Evil Overlord hired a million of you for a reason.

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

Heh.
They forgot to mention the dheaths due to the Globull-warming-related ice age.
those scientists - don't know nothing!

Mind, I do know quite a few people who've died due to life-related casues ... in fact, thats quite a large number, come to think of ... a pretty huge nummber, actually ...

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

That is so freakin' stupid, I don't know where to start!

Oh, how about: if it's warmer, there will actually be more rain?

Idiots!

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

That has to be one of the stupidest articles I have ever read. The vast majority of methane hydrate is in geologic formations, with the remainder in continental seabed crevasses. Not only is the Siberian deposits relatively minor, they are 1000 feet below the surface!

pretty far OT but there is some really interesting stuff coming out of Muqata

Energy independence:
"7:08 AM Though I reported it last week, the big news today in Israel is the announcement that tremendous natural gas reserves (more than 3 trillion cubic feet) were found within Israeli territorial waters, about 90 kilometers (56 miles) from Haifa. Reports have started that there is enough natural gas to grant Israel energy and economic independence for generations to come.

Hoping, hoping, this isn't an overestimation (we could use some good news, right?)"

And this is just rich:
"12:05 PM Forensic and field reports indicates that Palestinian who died last week after throwing rocks at cars in the Shomron (which resulted in a Settler being mistakenly arrested for murder - but then released after no bullet wounds were found on the victim) actually killed himself.

One of the rocks he threw at a speeding car bounced back and hit him on the head. Now that's poetic."

re: #115 DeafDog

Without the lending laws foisted on the banks, those people wouldn't have gotten a loan. The blame lies with government. They created this mess.

And here I was hoping he'd be a Ferengi...

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

He will have been designated president-for-life by another constitutional amendment.

re: #116 realwest

Hey Hoops - sorry, I got Arizona vs. Baltimore!
Wow, how far apart can we get?!

I love the SB..I remember we kids would run outside and throw the ball and tackling each other and playing then running inside to see the 2nd half.

re: #115 DeafDog
Well that's mostly true - but there were (maybe still are?) Federal programs under the FHA where you could buy a house with only 5% down and lots of truly predatory lenders who'd loan you that much and more in a "home equity loan" made at the time you purchased your house.
No I'm not excusing folks for buying more house than they could afford, but I am saying it was sure made easy enough for them to do that.

Yikes, forgot I could embed that now.
Obama National Anthem:

re: #134 Macker

And here I was hoping he'd be a Ferengi...

Perot lost years ago. After that, they decided Earth is a bad investment. Too many socialists and Marxists.

re: #127 Dianna
Yeah, from what I observed read, they were really sorta disgusting!

re: #123 Shiplord Kirel

Thank you for that countdown, and how it increases my dread.

re: #138 Shiplord Kirel

Yikes, forgot I could embed that now.
Obama National Anthem:

or maybe not.

re: #142 Shiplord Kirel

or maybe not.

LOL!

re: #132 WitchDoctor

One of the rocks he threw at a speeding car bounced back and hit him on the head. Now that's poetic."

LOL!

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

Will these people who continually predict massive doom and gloom feel any remorse at all when their predictions fall flat?

4.5 Billion people? Are you kidding me?

re: #133 Sharmuta
Uh, one quibble "The blame lies with government Democrats. They created this mess."

re: #62 rwmofo

Here's hoping that President Bush pardons Border Patrol Agnets Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos, plus Scooter Libby between today and tomorrow. Then we'll get to see the MSM/Democrats react as expected .

* * *
I doubt democrats care about border agents' lives.

But Scooter Libby surely deserves a pardon, and may leftists whine. Libby is no fugitive zillionaire crook like Marc Rich whom Eric Holder and Bill Clinton let off easy.

You know the actual cowardly leakers guilty-as-hell-and-free-as-a-bird Richard Armitage and Colin Powell will be dancing with Obama at the Inaugural Party, like Bill Ayers and the 1968 crowd.

re: #146 realwest

Fair enough.

Gotta go. The boys are upstairs arguing about black holes, whether they all (they boys) actually exist, and exactly who belongs to the evil empire and who is a rebel.

Did I ever mention that the big cardboard box is currently an escape pod, having passed through existences as a tank, a bunker, and a Tardis?

re: #145 Racer X

Will these people who continually predict massive doom and gloom feel any remorse at all when their predictions fall flat?

4.5 Billion people? Are you kidding me?

Of course not.

And 4.5 billion would dramatically decrease the production of greenhouse gasses!

re: #136 HoosierHoops

I love the SB..I remember we kids would run outside and throw the ball and tackling each other and playing then running inside to see the 2nd half.

Eagles/Ravens

re: #132 WitchDoctor
Whoa, do I hope that gas reserves thing is true! WOOT!

re: #149 EmmmieG

Gotta go. The boys are upstairs arguing about black holes, whether they all (they boys) actually exist, and exactly who belongs to the evil empire and who is a rebel.

Did I ever mention that the big cardboard box is currently an escape pod, having passed through existences as a tank, a bunker, and a Tardis?

They got the chameleon circuit working again? Even the Doctor hadn't been able to fix it. (Except for a few episodes)

re: #150 Dianna

That many farts, eh!

re: #35 Charles

I had the exact same thought - either than, or a Magog.

Well gotta go munch some lunch y'all! Hope I get the chance to see you all down the road!

re: #150 Dianna

And 4.5 billion would dramatically decrease the production of greenhouse gasses!

I think this is the goal of some of the more extreme Gaia worshippers.

re: #147 alegrias

fugitive zillionaire crook like Marc Rich whom Eric Holder and Bill Clinton let off easy.

The real reason Bill Clinton pardoned Marc Rich

Still, it would have been a refreshing change from the usual confirmation minuet if instead of humbly apologizing, Holder had tartly instructed the buffoonish Specter, his fellow senators, the press, and the public about the actual circumstances of the Rich affair. He might have started with the fact that continuous lobbying on Rich's behalf from the highest Israeli leaders and their American friends -- among whom Specter no doubt counts himself -- became even more intense in the days before Clinton left office. He could have noted that such pressures coincided with Clinton's efforts to conclude a peace agreement between the Israelis and Palestinians. And he could have explained to Specter that Rich's deals in Iran and Iraq were often related to his other role -- as an asset of the Mossad who gathered intelligence and helped to rescue endangered Jews from those regimes.

/what about this?

re: #136 HoosierHoops

I love the SB..I remember we kids would run outside and throw the ball and tackling each other and playing then running inside to see the 2nd half.

That was back when the halftime shows were comical. I remember the 1989 SB had an Elvis impersonator magician doing some sort of card trick.

re: #133 Sharmuta

Without the lending laws foisted on the banks, those people wouldn't have gotten a loan. The blame lies with government. They created this mess.

yup and Oboy is up to his big ass ears in the scheme...now these same folks that contrived the problem are gonna fix it for us!...hey thanks!
I hate the feds bigtime...it's become a criminal enterprise...

re: #89 Dianna

I'm in the list of things all Star Fleet captains need to know. See Here.

From that link:

I will design my ship's tactical systems so that I do not have to personally direct every single shot fired.

To that I would add: When in a firefight with a hostile ship, my standing orders are "fire all of our weapons at them, as rapidly as possible, until they either blow up, or verifiably surrender."

re: #118 EmmmieG

Excellent comment! It seems that the left just can't help themselves from comparing apples to oranges.

Obama/Lincoln comparisons are silly. They couldn't be more different.

I'm confused, was this actually a joke piece or reality biting me with oversized nostrils?

re: #145 Racer X

Will these people who continually predict massive doom and gloom feel any remorse at all when their predictions fall flat?

4.5 Billion people? Are you kidding me?

Nope and what ever they get passed they will take credit for saving that many folks, and use it to pass even more rediculous legislation due to the "success" they have had so far...
///

re: #160 albusteve

yup and Oboy is up to his big ass ears in the scheme...now these same folks that contrived the problem are gonna fix it for us!...hey thanks!
I hate the feds bigtime...it's become a criminal enterprise...

You should really hate women and minorities- they're the problem. ///

This guy represents Hollywood, I'm surprised he has not been through any Hollywood enhancements like the actors do...

re: #149 EmmmieG

Gotta go. The boys are upstairs arguing about black holes, whether they all (they boys) actually exist, and exactly who belongs to the evil empire and who is a rebel.

Did I ever mention that the big cardboard box is currently an escape pod, having passed through existences as a tank, a bunker, and a Tardis?

I always hating breaking up fights with the boys as teens..You know the tears in their eyes I'm going to kick your ass i swear fight..Mama screaming you boys stop fighting I'm trying not to laugh pulling them apart. Personally.we had 2 girls..I like raising them better. LOL

re: #148 Sharmuta

Fair enough.

the GoP did little to stop it...as usual

re: #112 Killian Bundy

Over 4.5 Billion people could die from Global Warming-related causes by 2012

/but, but, who will be left to reelect Obama?

Damn, we've only got three years to snuff four and a half billion people! We'll have to really get cracking.

re: #158 Killian Bundy

I thought it was because Marc Rich's ex had bodacious ta-tas!

re: #133 Sharmuta

Without the lending laws foisted on the banks, those people wouldn't have gotten a loan. The blame lies with government. They created this mess.

Huh? So you don't believe an individual's responsibility to live within their means? Bizarre.

Yes some blame lies with government, for both the community reinvestment act and other decisions (particularly with Fannie/Freddie), but individuals are responsible for themselves.

re: #162 hippieforlife

Excellent comment! It seems that the left just can't help themselves from comparing apples to oranges.

Obama/Lincoln comparisons are silly. They couldn't be more different.

He could be called the Antilincoln...

re: #165 Sharmuta

You should really hate women and minorities- they're the problem. ///

I read it...I'm looking at that aspect
/

re: #137 realwest

Agreed. Plenty of blame to go around.

re: #171 DeafDog

Huh? So you don't believe an individual's responsibility to live within their means? Bizarre.

Yes some blame lies with government, for both the community reinvestment act and other decisions (particularly with Fannie/Freddie), but individuals are responsible for themselves.

some people are dumber than sheep...have you noticed?...you need to guide them, not rape them for their votes...it's all been said before

re: #172 Macker

Antilincoln! Perfect.

Oh No! If the Az.Cards win today and go to the Superbowl..Does that mean it is officially the end of the world?

Vegas Rick -- I hope you are in Nevada because some of us have finally found a name for Harry Reid -- "Hiccup Harry" Can you share this with others in Nevda -- since not paying taxes is just a "hiccup" as long as those taxes are in the tens of thousands of dollars.

re: #177 HoosierHoops

Oh No! If the Az.Cards win today and go to the Superbowl..Does that mean it is officially the end of the world?

c'mon dude...are you a fan or not?...it's a great story...pull for the Cards or burn in hell...it's your choice!
you've been warned...

re: #175 albusteve

Yeah, I know. It was an AP article today so I thought I'd re-raise the hackneyed theme.

re: #180 DeafDog

Yeah, I know. It was an AP article today so I thought I'd re-raise the hackneyed theme.

ohhh...stirrin the pot eh?
GAURDS!

Henry Waxman is probably angry at God, and wants to take his revenge by making us all suffer under this totalitarian rule.

He's a 17-term Bond villain.

re: #179 albusteve

c'mon dude...are you a fan or not?...it's a great story...pull for the Cards or burn in hell...it's your choice!
you've been warned...

It kind of has that 2004 Red Sox story feel to it doesn't it?

re: #183 HoosierHoops

It kind of has that 2004 Red Sox story feel to it doesn't it?

I really hope so...

Has somebody set up us the bomb?

He always reminds me of an old Twilight Zone episode about a plastic surgery patient who was all bandaged up. You don't see anyone's face, but you don' really realize it during the episode. In the end, the doctors and nurses were aghast because the surgery didn't work. . . and then the camera pans out and she is absolutely beautiful and the doctors and nurses all look exactly like Waxman (really).

re: #177 HoosierHoops

Oh No! If the Az.Cards win today and go to the Superbowl..Does that mean it is officially the end of the world?

Not until the Cubs win the World Series.

re: #177 HoosierHoops

Oh No! If the Az.Cards win today and go to the Superbowl..Does that mean it is officially the end of the world?

At my church, every time the Az Cardinals win, we have to sing the Cardinals fight song right before the Mass starts (they provide the lyrics). The priest is a real fan (great guy.) If they win twice, we sing it through twice. . . . so I don't think so.

Waxman is truly a hideous human being both inside and out. Has no one taken up a workplace collection for him to afford an Extreme Makeover?

I'll bet he was brutally teased as a child which explains the democrat personality disorder.

Not to be insensitive, but the truth is that Waxulon scares me every time I see him. My heart speeds up, and I get that flight or fight thing. Darth Vader without his mask - not as scary.

Isn't Waxman's goal on earth to "serve man"?

Oh, oh.

Hide your hu-man trapper keepers from waxulon!

re: #69 Cathypop

That is definetly something we all need to pray for. Compean and Ramos need to be pardoned

I wish Bush would pardon those two and issue blanket pardons for everyone in his administration so Waxman, Conyers, Pelosi, et.al. would get a big faceful of feces. He won't, however, in one last big disappointment to me and everyone who suffered through his unilateral "New Tone". How'd that work out for you, George?

re: #177 HoosierHoops

Oh No! If the Az.Cards win today and go to the Superbowl..Does that mean it is officially the end of the world?

No. Obama's got 4 years to save the world, according to some NASA Gorebot.

re: #191 offendi

Isn't Waxman's goal on earth to "serve man"?

Oh, oh.

Like the book in twilight zone, where it turned out to be a cook book?

Brilliant!

Waxulon, twisted in both mind and body drew his plans against us.

This line:

"Ha ha ha! Your Earth-douchebags are so stupid... stupid... STUPID! "

...has to be a Plan 9 from Outer Space reference.

"My God, you're ugly!"

- John Cleese

Reacting to the photo...

The Hu-Mans will be blaming the Kremulakian conquest
next after 2012...
Who was that man, Al Gore that they spoke about?

Great work Iowahawk!

"Don't make fun of the man's nose, Andrew. How would you like to have a nose like that full of nickels?"

/channeling W.C.

Poor waxman - is there anything sillier or more pathetic than an ugly proggie?

I seen this pic the other day and I was thinking the same thing...this guy is from outer space!

Iowahawk is good.

Taking it one step further, this sounds like a job Jack Bauer:

Jack Bauer and Tony Almeida, crack agents for the Counter Terrorism Unit, headquartered in Los Angeles, speed down miraculously empty L.A. streets in their tricked-out CTU-issue SUV

[Admiral Waxulon-6 being taken in for questioning by Jack Bauer]

Admiral Waxulon-6
I'm sorry, it's just that I don’t understand your questions...

Jack Bauer
Grab him, Tony!

[Cut to rear area of SUV. Admiral Waxulon-6 is handcuffed, Tony is pulling his nose hair out with a pair of pliers]

Jack Bauer
TELL US WHERE YOU OBTAINED THE KREMULAKIAN TRADING CRYSTALS!

Admiral Waxulon-6
AAAHH! I told you, Algor-11! He is famous for climatology and Kremulakian trading crystals – But, I don’t know where he gets them.

Tony Almeida [Grabs more nose hairs and pulls them out]
We need names, addresses and telephone numbers. Tell us, or I swear, you'll have bald nostrils before we're through with you!

Jack Bauer
THE NAME OF YOUR KREMULAKIAN CRYSTAL DEALER, OLD MAN!

Admiral Waxulon-6
All right, all right, Algor-11. His office, uh, it's right off K street AAAHHH!

Tony Almeida
He's passed out, Jack. Hey, K street - that sounds like DC – Waxulon-6 is more familiar with Beverly Hills and his office in LA, maybe he really didn't know.

Jack Bauer
Damn it, Tony, don't be so naive! Push him out the back, let's get going.

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