Video: The Final Moments of a Giant Jew-Eating Rabbit

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Here’s a video with clips from Hamas TV, featuring children singing a song of praise for Qassam rockets, followed by a visit with creepy child host Saraa and Assud the giant Jew-eating rabbit in his hospital room, shortly before the whiny carnivorous bunny died from his IDF-inflicted injuries.

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(Hat tip: Killgore.)

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1 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:45:39pm

We could use a translation. Any Hebrew speakers online?

2 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:47:04pm

Is this shit geared toward the children, or the moronic adults?

3 jaunte  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:47:18pm

Saraa has a grim future ahead. All that hate is corrosive.

4 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:48:02pm

It seems as though the children are making Qassam rocket noises in the beginning of the video. Child abuse. I don't know another word for it.

5 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:48:19pm

re: #2 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It's for the kids.

6 kansas  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:49:17pm

re: #4 Truck Monkey

It seems as though the children are making Qassam rocket noises in the beginning of the video. Child abuse. I don't know another word for it.

That word you are looking for is "Muslim".

7 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:49:36pm

Watching that video is the first time I've ever wanted an ... er ... more "gratuitously graphic" death scene.

/is that discreet enough to keep from getting the comment deleted?

8 vapig  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:49:40pm

Let's see - they've had a mouse, a bee and a rabbit. I wonder what creepy stuffed animal will be next? Can I nominate a Porky Pig-like character?

9 sanfranciscozionist  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:50:02pm

Oy, gottenyu, poor Assud.

10 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:50:05pm

re: #3 jaunte

Saraa has a grim future ahead. All that hate is corrosive.

All of the Jordyptian children have grim futures. How sad to grow up in a society where there is no greater aspiration than to grow up to be a martyr.

11 Arbalest  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:50:15pm

Saraa used the Mads Gilbert Emergency Room Life Saving techniques.

No wonder Assud died.

12 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:50:17pm

re: #4 Truck Monkey

it's part of the song...

13 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:50:34pm
Ding Dong! The rabbit is dead. Which old rabbit? The wicked rabbit!
Ding Dong! The wicked rabbit is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the wicked rabbit is dead. It's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The wicked rabbit is dead!
14 Tumulus11  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:50:37pm

. This nakba could have been averted if Assud's paw had been amputated at the appointed time.

15 kansas  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:50:58pm

re: #7 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Watching that video is the first time I've ever wanted an ... er ... more "gratuitously graphic" death scene.

/is that discreet enough to keep from getting the comment deleted?

Surely that rule doesn't apply to Jew Eating Rabbits.

16 sanfranciscozionist  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:51:12pm

How about a girl Martyr Muppet next? I mean, the stupid non-son shorties are being deprived of role models.

/Name that Iowahawk episode!

17 ArmyWife  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:51:13pm

Such lovely people.

18 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:51:48pm

re: #8 vapig

Let's see - they've had a mouse, a bee and a rabbit. I wonder what creepy stuffed animal will be next? Can I nominate a Porky Pig-like character?

I guess Wile E. Coyote would be too much to hope for.

/and his catalog orders to the Acme Achmed Company

19 stevieray  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:52:00pm

If SNL did a skit like this, they'd be accused of Islamophobia.

Its sad, but I really think nobody could hate Islam as much as they seem to hate themselves.

20 MandyManners  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:52:26pm

I'm beginning to think that a lot of Muslims have whiney, high-pitched voices. Maybe it's time they buy some new, non-binding undies.

21 invictus1  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:52:33pm

re: #15 kansas

Surely that rule doesn't apply to Jew Eating Rabbits.

I know. Hamas had to kill off that rabbit. For their friend, Jimmy Carter, it brought up some bad memories.

22 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:52:39pm

I recognized the word ha-qasa'm in the Hebrew subtitles repeated often.

23 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:52:57pm

I really thought the human shield video from last night would have generated more heat. Other blogs don't seem interested in it.

24 DisturbedEma  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:52:59pm

Shudder. . .

25 yochanan  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:53:04pm

re: #8 vapig

Let's see - they've had a mouse, a bee and a rabbit. I wonder what creepy stuffed animal will be next? Can I nominate a Porky Pig-like character?

RAT

26 sanfranciscozionist  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:54:00pm

re: #19 stevieray

If SNL did a skit like this, they'd be accused of Islamophobia.

Its sad, but I really think nobody could hate Islam as much as they seem to hate themselves.

Too damn true. I mean, the kids in Gaza are going through a whole lot. A TV show geared to small ones, even with some religious content, helping them cope and talking about being scared, and death, might be a good thing.

This is not it. This is entertainment for people like me, who vaguely wonder what kind of a sin I'm committing by laughing.

27 jcbunga  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:54:03pm

...and to think here we can't see Bugs Bunny shoot Elmer Fudd on Saturday morning cartoons anymore. Too violent you know.

Well, with that lovely blue screen experience those kids certainly have a bright future as TV weathermen. Assuming they don't blow themselves up.

28 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:54:09pm

re: #15 kansas

Surely that rule doesn't apply to Jew Eating Rabbits.

Possibly not, but I didn't spell out what I wanted to see coming through the studio ceiling.

29 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:54:36pm

re: #8 vapig

Let's see - they've had a mouse, a bee and a rabbit. I wonder what creepy stuffed animal will be next? Can I nominate a Porky Pig-like character?

I think Piglet and Miss Piggy would make a great duo.

30 jcbunga  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:55:10pm

is it me or are they sporting The One's ears?

31 traderjoe9  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:55:28pm

Oh please, as if Mickey Mouse didn't teach us to hate and murder other peoples!

32 dentate  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:55:38pm

Well, no WONDER Olmert ordered a unilateral cease fire. Who cares about a few stray Kassams, or old Gilad Schalit? The main goal of Operation Cast Lead has been attained, Assud the Bunny is liquidated!

Now, who will they "Cast" in the "Lead" of that show next?

33 [deleted]  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:55:47pm
34 Kragar  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:55:53pm

The producers of this show should be shot.

35 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:56:03pm

re: #29 David IV of Georgia

I think Piglet and Miss Piggy would make a great duo.

What an awful thing to wish on Piglet!

36 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:56:03pm

re: #9 sanfranciscozionist

Oy, gottenyu, poor Assud.

Assud went on to become strewed rabbit.

37 Outrider  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:56:33pm

re: #27 jcbunga

...and to think here we can't see Bugs Bunny shoot Elmer Fudd on Saturday morning cartoons anymore. Too violent you know.

Well, with that lovely blue screen experience those kids certainly have a bright future as TV weathermen. Assuming they don't blow themselves up.

watch Boomerang channel.

You can get your hearts content of animated violence.;-)>

38 dentate  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:56:35pm

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

They say "inshallah," but they are really off the deep end.

You are really reaching for it today.

39 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:57:01pm

re: #35 pre-Boomer Marine brat

What an awful thing to wish on Piglet!

You're right, he has enough angst.

40 sanfranciscozionist  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:57:07pm

re: #34 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The producers of this show should be shot.

And the best part is, they probably will be someday. It's the little girl host who worries me. This kid is going to need therapy. I realize it's Wednesday Addams' dream job, and Saraa does look a bit like her, but my God...

41 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:57:16pm

re: #34 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The producers of this show should be shot.

Hanged, drawn and quarted, then shot...

42 monkeytime  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:58:14pm

What child abuse. That would be akin to us putting out a video of Santa Claus lying dying in a hospital with wounds from a muslim terrorist. They kill their children in more ways then one. I think they must be dead inside before they are grown.

43 JacksonTn  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:59:03pm

Yum ...rabbit ...skin em ...salt and spices ...italian dressing marinate ...pop in the smoker ...delish ...

44 Outrider  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:59:25pm

re: #39 David IV of Georgia

You're right, he has enough angst.

and he has Eeyore as a friend. And that bossy, anal retentive rabbit as another one.

45 Kragar  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:59:27pm

re: #41 Dustyvet

Hanged, drawn and quarted, then shot...

Nope, I'm serious. The IDF should treat them as a priority target. These guys are more dangerous than the guys firing the Qassams to Israel in the long run.

46 yochanan  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:59:39pm

re: #41 Dustyvet

Hanged, drawn and quarted, then shot...

AND THEN WRAPED WITH RANCID BACON

47 vagabond trader  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:59:41pm

Awww, look at the cute little neophyte terrorists.Must be grads of the UN kindergarten.

48 sanfranciscozionist  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:59:43pm

re: #42 monkeytime

What child abuse. That would be akin to us putting out a video of Santa Claus lying dying in a hospital with wounds from a muslim terrorist.

Well, I did see a cartoon where Iraqis shot down Santa's sleigh, once, but that was South Park.

49 dentate  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 1:59:56pm

re: #43 JacksonTn

They had to kill off the Jew eating rabbit before he turned on them. Remember, you are what you eat.

50 monkeytime  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:00:07pm

re: #42 monkeytime

What child abuse. That would be akin to us putting out a video of Santa Claus lying dying in a hospital with wounds from a muslim terrorist. They kill their children in more ways then one. I think they must be dead inside before they are grown.

*Opps - except for Santa Claus doesn't eat muslims. Gross.

51 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:00:28pm

re: #45 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nope, I'm serious. The IDF should treat them as a priority target. These guys are more dangerous than the guys firing the Qassams to Israel in the long run.

I agree.

52 Outrider  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:00:44pm

re: #49 dentate

They had to kill off the Jew eating rabbit before he turned on them. Remember, you are what you eat.

wonder if Assud was related to Jimmahs rabbit friend?

53 MandyManners  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:01:20pm

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

They say "inshallah," but they are really off the deep end.

I still have a niggling suspicion in my mind that you're actually a famous play-write, commander of both stage and screen.

54 JacksonTn  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:01:27pm

re: #49 dentate

They had to kill off the Jew eating rabbit before he turned on them. Remember, you are what you eat.

Wow ...I hope not cuz I have eaten some pretty nasty varmits ...but oh so tasty ...

55 Carl in Jerusalem  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:01:37pm

Charles,

I doubt you understood the Hebrew, but Assoud says that they will return to Jaffa, Acre, Tel Aviv and Haifa, all of which are - you guessed it - within pre-1967 Israel.

56 songbird  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:01:37pm

If we taught the kind of hatred to our own children the way the Hammas goons teach their children, we'd lose our kids for child abuse and have warning signs on our homes telling kids to stay away.

Monkeytime is totally right about kids being dead before they are wasted and martyred.

57 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:02:45pm

re: #52 Outrider

wonder if Assud was related to Jimmahs rabbit friend?

Jimmuh's rabbit friend was, IMO, an American patriot.

58 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:02:51pm

Where was the CPR. They should have performed CPR. Stat.

59 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:03:09pm

This stuff is diseased, the obvious product of a pathological subculture. We have to laugh to keep from vomiting.

60 Outrider  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:04:25pm

re: #56 songbird

If we taught the kind of hatred to our own children the way the Hammas goons teach their children, we'd lose our kids for child abuse and have warning signs on our homes telling kids to stay away.

Monkeytime is totally right about kids being dead before they are wasted and martyred.

such as we have seen when the nut named his kids after Nazis.

61 FightingBack  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:04:27pm

Why didn't the rabbit get CPR, hmm? Not even their version of CPR!
Prejudice against rabbits.

62 kansas  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:04:28pm

re: #8 vapig

Let's see - they've had a mouse, a bee and a rabbit. I wonder what creepy stuffed animal will be next? Can I nominate a Porky Pig-like character?

Like Henry Waxman?

63 Carl in Jerusalem  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:04:43pm

re: #45 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nope, I'm serious. The IDF should treat them as a priority target. These guys are more dangerous than the guys firing the Qassams to Israel in the long run.

I suspect that Saraa has been in a bunker for the last three weeks with Uncle Fawzi.

64 dentate  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:05:18pm

re: #57 David IV of Georgia

Jimmuh's rabbit friend was, IMO, an American patriot.

SSSSHHHHH! MOSSAD agent....

65 kenprice  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:05:36pm

I'm in the mood for a plate of hasenpfeffer right now. Any suggestions?

66 Carl in Jerusalem  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:05:49pm

re: #58 Walter L. Newton

Where was the CPR. They should have performed CPR. Stat.

You didn't see her tapping on his belly?

67 Salem  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:05:54pm

*shrug* I dunno. What's left to say?

68 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:05:59pm

re: #61 FightingBack

Why didn't the rabbit get CPR, hmm? Not even their version of CPR!
Prejudice against rabbits.

Had they used defib paddles...Clear! ZAP...Toasted Bunny!

69 MandyManners  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:06:07pm

re: #65 kenprice

I'm in the mood for a plate of hasenpfeffer right now. Any suggestions?

First rooster. Now, rabbit.

70 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:06:12pm

re: #59 Shiplord Kirel

This stuff is diseased, the obvious product of a pathological subculture. We have to laugh to keep from vomiting.

Interesting you put it like that, a "pathological subculture." If we had a family in a town, and they taught their children things like this, and the family caused trouble for those living nearby, I don't think any story the family could tell would prevent the parents from being arrested and the children put in child protective services.

But, when the Pali's do it, the world doesn't even bat an eye. It doesn't get mentioned by the UN, the MSN, the EU or really anyone.

Problem, yep.

71 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:06:25pm

OK, let's take nominations for the next Hamas mascot critter:

Khalid the Cockroach
Mustafa the Maggot
Leilah the Locust
Hussein the Housefly
Gamal the Camel
Hijab the Goat (might be too naught for kiddies)
Siyed the Snake
Jamila the Jackal
Hiyala the Hyena

72 nyc redneck  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:06:31pm

that is hamas education and light hearted fun for children.
always abt. death.
they are a sick people. and morbid.

73 sanfranciscozionist  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:06:53pm

re: #65 kenprice

I'm in the mood for a plate of hasenpfeffer right now. Any suggestions?

Yes. Don't make it from an unnaturally colored, man-eating rabbit. You have no idea what's in that thing.

74 stevieray  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:07:06pm

Those two kids singing reminds me of this:

Growing up in that culture must be like living in a perpetual nightmare... with no release come morning.

75 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:07:43pm

re: #71 Alouette

Hijab the Goat !

76 Opilio  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:07:48pm

5th sign of the Apocalypse: Arizona Cardinals winning the NFC Championship. Beware! The End may be near.

77 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:07:54pm

re: #55 Carl in Jerusalem

Charles,

I doubt you understood the Hebrew, but Assoud says that they will return to Jaffa, Acre, Tel Aviv and Haifa, all of which are - you guessed it - within pre-1967 Israel.

Especially Tel Aviv, which was established in 1909 on an empty sand dune.

78 sanfranciscozionist  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:08:07pm

re: #71 Alouette

OK, let's take nominations for the next Hamas mascot critter:

Khalid the Cockroach
Mustafa the Maggot
Leilah the Locust
Hussein the Housefly
Gamal the Camel
Hijab the Goat (might be too naught for kiddies)
Siyed the Snake
Jamila the Jackal
Hiyala the Hyena

How about a hyrax? Very biblical, your hyraxes.

79 dentate  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:08:44pm

re: #71 Alouette

OK, let's take nominations for the next Hamas mascot critter:

Khalid the Cockroach
Mustafa the Maggot
Leilah the Locust
Hussein the Housefly
Gamal the Camel
Hijab the Goat (might be too naught for kiddies)
Siyed the Snake
Jamila the Jackal
Hiyala the Hyena

Fawzi Bear

80 [deleted]  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:08:48pm
81 kansas  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:08:48pm

re: #72 nyc redneck

that is hamas education and light hearted fun for children.
always abt. death.
they are a sick people. and morbid.

That's because of the "brutal occupation". Which means the existence of Israel in case there is confusion on what "occupation" means.

82 jones  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:09:26pm

Creepy is the right word for her.

83 stevieray  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:09:35pm

They're killing McNabb.

84 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:09:36pm

re: #79 dentate

Fawzi Bear

"Wocka Wocka Wocka".

85 dentate  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:10:15pm

re: #84 Dustyvet

"Wocka Wocka Wocka".

"Rocket Rocket Rocket"

86 kay1212  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:10:21pm

re: #71 Alouette

Well, we know it's not going to be Muhammad the Bear.

87 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:10:23pm

re: #71 Alouette

Natheer the Nit.

88 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:10:24pm

re: #79 dentate

Fawzi Bear

LOL! ... but absolutely NO way!

/the Muppets are sacred

89 kansas  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:10:34pm

re: #83 stevieray

They're killing McNabb.

Who, the Eagles' receivers?

90 FightingBack  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:10:58pm

re: #77 Alouette

Especially Tel Aviv, which was established in 1909 on an empty sand dune.


Assud is returning nowhere. He's dead. Teachable moment on Kiddie TV.

91 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:10:58pm

I like to have the purchase order for critter costumes for that TV station. They go through super-heros faster than poop.

92 [deleted]  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:10:59pm
93 seekeroftruth  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:11:01pm

re: #70 Walter L. Newton

But, when the Pali's do it, the world doesn't even bat an eye. It doesn't get mentioned by the UN, the MSN, the EU or really anyone.

You are right about that. I think LGF is the only place I've seen these videos on a consistent basis. To truly understand what is going on in Gaza, these videos are a must see, IMHO.

94 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:11:02pm

re: #87 David IV of Georgia

Natheer the Nit.

Is that Nit wit?

95 kansas  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:11:11pm

re: #89 kansas

Who, the Eagles' receivers?

Spoke too soon.

96 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:11:25pm

re: #76 Opilio

5th sign of the Apocalypse: Arizona Cardinals winning the NFC Championship. Beware! The End may be near.

Game is not over yet.

97 Sharmuta  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:12:00pm

Being the hamas children's mascot is a jinxed gig.

98 Kragar  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:12:07pm

re: #96 Truck Monkey

Game is not over yet.

Though Rosie is warming up her voice for the final act

99 [deleted]  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:12:28pm
100 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:12:50pm

re: #94 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Is that Nit wit?

The intelligence of a nit (louse) is the nit's wit.

101 monkeytime  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:12:53pm

So does the giant jew eating rabbit get virgin bunnies?

102 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:12:54pm

re: #96 Truck Monkey

Game is not over yet.

I'm not a football fan, but I just checked the scores. Yes, the game is over.

103 Sharmuta  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:13:41pm

I wonder what animal they'll use next.

104 Kragar  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:14:05pm

re: #103 Sharmuta

I wonder what animal they'll use next.

Rooster?

105 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:14:05pm

re: #101 monkeytime

So does the giant jew eating rabbit get virgin bunnies?

Nope he gets Bugs in drag...

106 FightingBack  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:14:07pm

re: #103 Sharmuta

I wonder what animal they'll use next.

Human animal.

107 kay1212  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:14:19pm

re: #101 monkeytime

So does the giant jew eating rabbit get virgin bunnies?

And how does a "marriageable" young woman get to be alone in the room with the rabbit? Shouldn't she be stoned for that?

Maybe she's related to the rabbit.

108 maddogg  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:14:24pm

re: #71 Alouette

OK, let's take nominations for the next Hamas mascot critter:

Khalid the Cockroach
Mustafa the Maggot
Leilah the Locust
Hussein the Housefly
Gamal the Camel
Hijab the Goat (might be too naught for kiddies)
Siyed the Snake
Jamila the Jackal
Hiyala the Hyena

I wouldn't expect anything as original as you suggest. They will just rip off another western cartoon character. They seem devoid of the ability to think outside of their dark little hate reality.

109 gettinby  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:14:30pm

re: #100 David IV of Georgia

The intelligence of a nit (louse) is the nit's wit.

And what does one do with the nit that is picked?

110 jones  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:14:31pm

Mouse
Bee
Rabbit

What jew hating animal next.

A mole, an earthworm, a cave fish.


I am eagerto see the next sick creation.

111 Kragar  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:14:53pm

re: #102 Walter L. Newton

I'm not a football fan, but I just checked the scores. Yes, the game is over.

NFL.COM shows as the 3rd Quarter

112 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:15:20pm

re: #110 jones

Mouse
Bee
Rabbit

What jew hating animal next.

A mole, an earthworm, a cave fish.

I am eagerto see the next sick creation.

Sea Kitten?

113 jones  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:15:46pm

Wow, Psychic Unity of Man on display at 2:14 pm.

114 stevieray  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:15:59pm

re: #103 Sharmuta

I wonder what animal they'll use next.

I hear there's a lot of gulls in Gaza.

115 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:16:35pm

re: #114 stevieray

I hear there's a lot of gulls in Gaza.

Cat. It's not a gull, it's a CAT.

116 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:16:45pm

re: #107 kay1212

And how does a "marriageable" young woman get to be alone in the room with the rabbit? Shouldn't she be stoned for that?

Maybe she's related to the rabbit.

My opinion is she has to be stoned to be in such a shitty production.

117 monkeytime  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:16:57pm

re: #107 kay1212

And how does a "marriageable" young woman get to be alone in the room with the rabbit? Shouldn't she be stoned for that?

Maybe she's related to the rabbit.

True. I wonder if they will have to turn her into a suicide bomber to save her honor..oops..I mean the honor of her male relatives.

118 FightingBack  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:17:17pm

re: #114 stevieray

I hear there's a lot of gulls in Gaza.

Rooster. Has media experience.

119 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:17:37pm

How about a purple dinosaur mascot?

You hate me
I hate you
Let's team up and kill a Jew
...

120 SWPaul  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:17:41pm

I'm confused... does the rabbit get 72 virgins? How does that work?

121 kansas  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:17:45pm

re: #117 monkeytime

True. I wonder if they will have to turn her into a suicide bomber to save her honor..oops..I mean the honor of her male relatives.


They could save the explosives and just whack off her head.

122 Kragar  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:17:55pm

re: #118 FightingBack

Rooster. Has media experience.

It had better be the damn rooster. He's due.

123 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:18:33pm

re: #108 maddogg

I wouldn't expect anything as original as you suggest. They will just rip off another western cartoon character. They seem devoid of the ability to think outside of their dark little hate reality.

Spongebabbah Squarepali!

124 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:18:47pm

re: #115 Walter L. Newton

Cat. It's not a gull, it's a CAT.

Maybe a Caterpilar— Raqel the Caterpillar.

125 SWPaul  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:18:57pm

re: #122 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I know, he keeps getting these supporting roles that don't get him anywhere!

126 kansas  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:19:33pm

re: #123 Truck Monkey

Spongebabbah Squarepali!

Bullwinkle Mooslim.

127 kay1212  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:19:55pm

re: #122 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

It had better be the damn rooster. He's due.

Foghorn Leghorn

128 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:20:06pm

re: #70 Walter L. Newton

Interesting you put it like that, a "pathological subculture." If we had a family in a town, and they taught their children things like this, and the family caused trouble for those living nearby, I don't think any story the family could tell would prevent the parents from being arrested and the children put in child protective services.

But, when the Pali's do it, the world doesn't even bat an eye. It doesn't get mentioned by the UN, the MSN, the EU or really anyone.

Problem, yep.

Walter -

Just chalk it up to the SOFT BIGOTRY of LOW EXPECTATIONS. We expect this of them and allow it - and - by allowing it, we get more of it. Were their wealthier cousins bereft of Petroleum, we would not accept this and would mock them mercilessly while quarantining them from the rest of the civilized world.

-S-

129 SWPaul  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:20:12pm

re: #126 kansas

Rocket and Bullwinkle.

130 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:20:15pm

re: #99 buzzsawmonkey

Palestinian Pie

*genuflection to The Master*
... one of your best!

131 Spare O'Lake  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:20:37pm

re: #110 jones

Mouse
Bee
Rabbit
What jew hating animal next.
A mole, an earthworm, a cave fish.
I am eagerto see the next sick creation.

Rafah the Rooster would be a natural.

132 Kragar  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:22:27pm

re: #125 SWPaul

I know, he keeps getting these supporting roles that don't get him anywhere!

Much as I like him, I think he's going to be stuck with character roles

133 jorline  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:22:45pm

Ding Dong the rabbit is dead...rabbit is dead...rabbit is dead...ding dong the wicked rabbit is dead.

134 dentate  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:23:43pm

re: #114 stevieray

I hear there's a lot of gulls in Gaza.

Guys and gulls.

135 kay1212  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:24:03pm

Foghorn Leghorn the giant rooster: "I say, I say, I say, you know I don't like Juice, son."

136 ArmyWife  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:24:12pm

re: #91 Walter L. Newton

They could just dip this one in dye and he could be Achmed, the surviving brother.

137 Kragar  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:25:09pm

And this one goes out for the dead rabbit

138 looking closely  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:26:10pm

Why hasn't Israel taken out this TV station in the recent attacks in Gaza?
(Or has it)?

139 monkeytime  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:27:09pm

re: #138 looking closely

Why hasn't Israel taken out this TV station in the recent attacks in Gaza?
(Or has it)?

By the quality of that production it looks like it was made in someones living room.

140 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:28:23pm

re: #139 monkeytime

By the quality of that production it looks like it was made in someones living room.

Oh my God, home filmed Bunny Porn!

141 danS  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:29:11pm

Translation of the clip. Pardon the English, it was done in haste:

Song:

Chorus: launch, launch
fshhhhhhh
x2
Launch the kassam rocket
on the usurpers
Launch, coz our honor calls us
Shake our enemies' lights
Prepare the rockets, get em ready, it's time to retaliate
Get the rockets ready, get em ready
Chorus: Lunch the kassam rocket
fshhhhhhh

Retarded Bunny interview:

Retarded Bunny: I ask you to watch over the 'Pioneers of Tomorrow' TV program, and to follow the path of Farfoor and Nakhool [the deranged mouse and the Jew-hating bee ed.]
And that you, too, will follow my path, the path of education, of loyalty. The path of resistance.
Teach our children that we have a land which we will return to:
Jaffa, Acre, Haifa, Tel Aviv.

Brainwashed girl: Don't be sad, Asood. Victory is near. Inshalla.
Victory is near, inshalla. Victory is near.
Don't you see how the enemy, don't you see how the Zionists, fight our children?!

142 [deleted]  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:31:24pm
143 David IV of Georgia  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:34:58pm

re: #141 danS

So very heartwrenching. Oh, the humanity....

144 monkeytime  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:35:05pm

re: #140 Dustyvet

Oh my God, home filmed Bunny Porn!

re: #142 buzzsawmonkey

Thanks!

...dialogue and lyrics aren't their strong suit, are they?

No, their strongest suit comes with grenades strapped to it.

145 danS  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:35:25pm

re: #142 buzzsawmonkey

Dunno, it's kinda catchy. The song will probably make it to the UK's Top of the Pops charts.

146 [deleted]  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:35:44pm
147 Cato the Elder  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:36:06pm

Two comments on the video:

There are definite signs of inbreeding in those Qassam Qiddies. They don't seem to be the brightest hammers in the bag.

And then, what the phreakin' hell is it with Hamas TV and their falsetto voices for kids' characters? Remember the Bee and the Mouse? It's just disturbing, is what it is.

(Quite apart from the overall psychic disturbance manifested in the entire society.)

If the IDF could only take out Hamas TV, I'm betting Saraa would soon find herself being used as a spotter...

148 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:37:35pm

re: #83 stevieray

They're killing McNabb.

Looked lately?

149 Dustyvet  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:38:37pm

re: #145 danS

Dunno, it's kinda catchy. The song will probably make it to the UK's Top of the Pops charts.

Or the UN's...

150 monkeytime  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:39:12pm

re: #147 Cato the Elder

Two comments on the video:

There are definite signs of inbreeding in those Qassam Qiddies. They don't seem to be the brightest hammers in the bag.

And then, what the phreakin' hell is it with Hamas TV and their falsetto voices for kids' characters? Remember the Bee and the Mouse? It's just disturbing, is what it is."

I think the mutant animals are the spawn of a skank muppet and Tiny Tim.

151 swamprat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:39:49pm

re: #71 Alouette
leechy the leech

152 stevieray  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:40:40pm

re: #148 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Looked lately?

I jinxed the Cards.

153 swamprat  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:41:25pm

kassam kitten

154 Truck Monkey  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:43:25pm

re: #148 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Looked lately?

Like I said. Game is not over.

155 danS  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:46:13pm

re: #149 Dustyvet

No, the UN are the distributors.

156 Pope Insouciance IV  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:48:31pm

Well, it used to be wabbit season, so now it will be duck season.

BTW Saraa, you're getting a little too old for this gig. We're bringing in a new kid. Cuter, chirpier, someone the littlest shaheeds can relate to.
What can you do now? Well, there's the Britney Spears example, but I don't recommend it.

157 uptight  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:53:00pm

Bloody hell!

Can't life imitate art just this once?

Can't the IAF blow the shit out of Hamas TV while they are filming this evil crap?

Wiping out the entire production team, cameras, lighting, vision mixers, sound techs and actors will stop a whole generation of Arabs becoming genocodal lunatics with bunny fixations.

158 uptight  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 2:54:15pm

Also - didn't Saraa cut his hands off?

Aside from anything else, the continuity is shit.

159 [deleted]  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:03:01pm
160 jcbunga  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:05:18pm

re: #37 Outrider

watch Boomerang channel.

You can get your hearts content of animated violence.;-)>

Outstanding!

Thanks :)

161 jcbunga  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:07:03pm

re: #71 Alouette

OK, let's take nominations for the next Hamas mascot critter:

Khalid the Cockroach
Mustafa the Maggot
Leilah the Locust
Hussein the Housefly
Gamal the Camel
Hijab the Goat (might be too naught for kiddies)
Siyed the Snake
Jamila the Jackal
Hiyala the Hyena

ManBearPig

162 ryannon  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:14:10pm

re: #115 Walter L. Newton

Cat. It's not a gull, it's a CAT.

I'm really sorry, Walter....

163 stevieray  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:15:24pm

re: #162 ryannon

I'm really sorry, Walter....

Heh heh heh

164 Steffan  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:16:25pm

re: #63 Carl in Jerusalem

I suspect that Saraa has been in a bunker for the last three weeks with Uncle Fawzi.

Ya know, if the IDF were really the Nazis that the Palis and L3s call them, they'd pump poison gas into the tunnel system and then seal them with concrete.

165 ryannon  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:22:51pm

R.I.P. Assud.

It's a hard word for little things....

[IMG][Link: img503.imageshack.us...]

166 ryannon  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:54:42pm

R.I.P. Assud (fixed bad link)

It's a hard word for little things....

[IMG][Link: img503.imageshack.us...]

Image: monsterrabbitgx7-1.jpg

167 victor_yugo  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 3:56:57pm

Kill the waaaabbit,
Kill the waaaabbit,
Kill the waaaabbit...

168 Opilio  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 4:00:49pm

re: #96 Truck Monkey

Game is not over yet.

It is now.

169 finallyhere  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 4:20:42pm

This video is made by Palestinians. Must see!

I've seen many videos and photos , but this is by far the best description of Hamas ! This video was made not by Israelis , but by an Arab , a Palestinian who shows you who Hamas really is !

Israel has been telling this to the world for years , but the world prefers to turn the deaf ear and blind eye to the sad truth !

Hamas against the Palestinians! This is how they succeeded in being elected - by force!

170 Tom Blogical  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 4:28:37pm

Sorry if anyone has mentioned this already, but...

Kiww da wabbit!

171 Davehm  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 4:36:10pm

I'm glad the dumb rabbit died...couldn't stand the bee ether.

172 wiffersnapper  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 4:51:06pm

I hear the doctors could have saved him, but the cameras weren't available at the time to send to CNN.

173 harlequin  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 5:35:56pm

Children's shwos are how we simplify how the world seems to us, and feed it to our little ones in the most bare bones manner possible. We take the basic outline of our world-view, and put it into packaging that young brains can wrap around. You can tell how a society wants to see the world, if they could, through their children's shows. US shows are silly, with bright colors, and laughter.

Hamas shows their children death, horror, anger, anguish, and weapons.

How can there even be a question about what should be done with the people who would subject their young children to this level of brain-bending sickness?

174 bj  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 6:38:36pm

Psalm 142 For The Warriors of Israel (IDF) and the USA

1 Maschil of David, when he was in the cave; a Prayer.

2 With my voice I cry unto the L-rd; with my voice I make supplication unto the L-rd.

3 I pour out my complaint before Him, I declare before Him my trouble;

4 When my spirit fainteth within me -Thou knowest my path - in the way wherein I walk have they hidden a snare for me.

5 Look on my right hand, and see, for there is no man that knoweth me; I have no way to flee; no man careth for my soul.

6 I have cried unto Thee, O the L-rd; I have said: 'Thou art my refuge, my portion in the land of the living.'

7 Attend unto my cry; for I am brought very low; deliver me from my persecutors; for they are too strong for me.

8 Bring my soul out of prison, that I may give thanks unto Thy name; the righteous shall crown themselves because of me; for Thou wilt deal bountifully with me.

May our brave soldiers be blessed.

175 Irish Rose  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 6:56:50pm

"Ask for Death!"
The Indoctrination of Palestinian Children
to Seek Death for Allah – Shahada

Today an entire generation of Palestinian children, victims of the PA’s indoctrination and propaganda, believe that their death for Allah in war is the highest achievement attainable in life. This education is an indelible stain on Palestinian society, and places the Palestinian Authority among the greatest child abusers in history.

176 Boxy_brown  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 7:10:23pm

That little girl is going to have bigger eyebrows than Leonid Brezhnev.

177 audit81  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 7:43:43pm

I wonder if the bunny ever got his Trix.

178 pk  Sun, Jan 18, 2009 11:44:24pm

If this rabbit is dead, why is his chest moving up and down while she does her moving to camera soliloquy at the end? Another Pallywood fraud? I think the world needs to know...

179 Perplexed  Mon, Jan 19, 2009 5:47:22am

Hmmm, to be able to discern the will of your god must be an awesome gift. Ooops, sorry about that ,it is if allah wills it, isn't it? Has any one of these folks ever considered that allah may not be willing any of their murderous/criminal/hateful actions against the Jews? Perhaps the prophet for profit got it all wrong and they've been going down the wrong road ever since.


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