the fix is in...nice 'toon

Makes sense.

Awesome! Thanks John and Allen!

If only we could get this onto a coupla billboards. Like all the Interstates into D.C.

I asked this last thread seconds ago: The acronym MFM, does it stand for the M**her F**king Media?

The Iraq war was enough for them to win. The election was the vulgar display of power.

ah! it was hardly a contest...once MSM was nominated it was a slam dunk.

I think the "news"man should have had his face planted firmly kissing 0bama's ass. And holding a knife in the back of McCain.

Maybe another cartoon of them sacrificing Israel to some phony god of journatainment.

They got the see no ... , speak no ... . They missed the hear no ...

My daughter's ride to the inauguration fell through.

They mysteriously had four slashed tires... (Just kidding).

So she can't go. I'm relieved and disappointed for her.

re: #7 big steve

ah! it was hardly a contest...once MSM was nominated it was a slam dunk.

Just like the way they made sure 0bama's election was certain?

re: #5 unrealizedviewpoint

I asked this last thread seconds ago: The acronym MFM, does it stand for the M**her F**king Media?

Yes- that's Mandy's new acronym for them.

I love the blindfold...tells the whole story doesn't it.

Congratulations to the MSM.

It was hardly a contest. Great illustration.

Didn't they get the memo about CBBHO's ears?

re: #11 Kosh's Shadow

Just like the way they made sure 0bama's election was certain?

well I did get a tingle in my leg when they were nominated.

A well deserved award. May they all end in bankruptcy and the unemployment line.

The nominations were also voted on, yes? I seem to remember. Mebbe I'm not such a good rememberer.

I guess the upside in *this* election is I voted for the winner.

re: #5 unrealizedviewpoint

I asked this last thread seconds ago: The acronym MFM, does it stand for the M**her F**king Media?

Yep.

re: #8 Kosh's Shadow

I think the "news"man should have had his face planted firmly kissing 0bama's ass. And holding a knife in the back of McCain.

Maybe another cartoon of them sacrificing Israel to some phony god of journatainment.

If that isn't a word...it should be.

Too true. Subsidiary Question: Who was the bigger idiot: The MSM for backing Obama or the general public for falling for it?

I demand a recount of the hanging chads.

(I think the Fiskie should be an individual award... McKinney was my candidate... I think she wuz robbed of this victory by the "J-E-W-S"!)

re: #16 MandyManners

Didn't they get the memo about CBBHO's ears?

relentless mockers!

I know BHO, but who are the other guys in the picture?

Official Logo of MSM

MSM: Moron Sycophant Media (for Obama).

re: #12 Sharmuta

Yes- that's Mandy's new acronym for them.

I can't tell you how much I like it.
MFM
Thank you Mandy.

Why, that

Cox & Forkum
© 2009

alone is probably going to be collectible.

re: #5 unrealizedviewpoint

I asked this last thread seconds ago: The acronym MFM, does it stand for the M**her F**king Media?

Yes, that's Mandy's new term.

WHAT! No bus in the cartoon?

re: #23 Dark_Falcon

Too true. Subsidiary Question: Who was the bigger idiot: The MSM for backing Obama or the general public for falling for it?

Thats like Obi Wan Kenobi's 'the fool or the fool who follows' question.
The answer is the general public. All 52%.

re: #26 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I know BHO, but who are the other guys in the picture?

There is only ONE other guy in the drawing. The MSM.

re: #29 unrealizedviewpoint

I can't tell you how much I like it.
MFM
Thank you Mandy.

You're quite welcome.

re: #8 Kosh's Shadow

I think the "news"man should have had his face planted firmly kissing 0bama's ass. And holding a knife in the back of McCain.

Maybe another cartoon of them sacrificing Israel to some phony god of journatainment.

Actually, it's not the same as a knife vis-a-vis. McCain and other RINOs are like a battered spouse when it comes to the MSM. The MSM beats them up, but they cannot bring themselves to leave it for good.

re: #22 BignJames

re: #8 Kosh's Shadow

I think the "news"man should have had his face planted firmly kissing 0bama's ass. And holding a knife in the back of McCain.

Maybe another cartoon of them sacrificing Israel to some phony god of journatainment.

If that isn't a word...it should be.

I made it up for the post. Seems to fit, doesn't it?
Feel free to use it.

re: #14 unrealizedviewpoint

Congratulations to the MSM. MFM

fixed

re: #21 MandyManners

I don't really like the term MF but if America is the motherland, MFM in this instance is extremely accurate.

re: #26 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I know BHO, but who are the other guys in the picture?

the same guy...half faking professional dignity the other the real foaming drooler

Tomorrow will be a very emotional day for Chris Matthews, tingling all over.
He should have an EMT at the ready with defibrillators.

This seems like a good place to post the link to Bernard Goldberg's new book,

A Slobbering Love Affair: The True (And Pathetic) Story of the Torrid Romance Between Barack Obama and the Mainstream Media

No, I haven't read it, but i love the title.

OT - OT - OT

Breaking news... Obama raises Martin Luther King from the dead for one day only...

Link to come...

Please come back Cox & Forkum! We need you more than ever.

I need to offer some criticism. Didn't include the Tingling Leg™.

re: #39 jemima

I don't really like the term MF but if America is the motherland, MFM in this instance is extremely accurate.

I wasn't too fond of it until Snakes on a Plane. Samuel L. Jackson is my hero.

Good to see something from C&F again.

re: #43 Walter L. Newton

OT - OT - OT

Breaking news... Obama raises Martin Luther King from the dead for one day only...

Link to come...

HA - good one walter.

This will be the next dynasty. The MSM/MFM will destroy all competition for the Fiskie for the next term or two. We are now watching the rise of the Chicago Bulls.

i say it was kind of given, but congrads MSM, keep it up

re: #41 opnion

Tomorrow will be a very emotional day for Chris Matthews, tingling all over.
He should have an EMT at the ready with defibrillators.

Can they shove the pads up his ass? He needs a strong shock to the head.

re: #45 unreconstructed rebel

I need to offer some criticism. Didn't include the Tingling Leg™.

it's implied...it's one cartoon, not the whole comic book! :)

I have just discovered 100 uncounted ballots for Cynthia McKinney in the trunk of my car. COUNT EVERY VOTE!

re: #43 Walter L. Newton

OT - OT - OT

Breaking news... Obama raises Martin Luther King from the dead for one day only...

Link to come...

And MLK tears the black leadership, like Farrakhan and Jesse Jackson, and rips them another one, for trashing his legacy.

re: #48 bellamags

HA - good one walter.

Thanks. I made that up myself, but I don't doubt that someone else, somewhere in the world has had that thought. If I could get royalties for every crazy thought I have, I'd be rick.

Where's Chrissy Matthews' quivering loins leg in that drawing?

Oh great, here's what we have to look forward to:

Superintendent warns against 'inappropriate comments'

Words fail me.

You couldn't have picked a more perfect day to hand out this award than on the Eve of The Obama Deification Ceremony.

Beyonce is performing at Barak's nomination festivities -

she must include this song -

Up ding on the cartoon...thank you Cox and Forkum.

re: #55 Walter L. Newton

Thanks. I made that up myself, but I don't doubt that someone else, somewhere in the world has had that thought. If I could get royalties for every crazy thought I have, I'd be rick.

who's rick? JK - i know what you meant.

re: #57 subsailor68

Oh great, here's what we have to look forward to:

Superintendent warns against 'inappropriate comments'

Words fail me.

Might as well, because if you use the words, like "sacrificing the 1st amendment on the altar of 0bama", it would be considered "inappropriate comments".

re: #46 MandyManners

I wasn't too fond of it until Snakes on a Plane. Samuel L. Jackson is my hero.

"I have had with this motherfuckin' media in my motherfuckin' country!"

re: #55 Walter L. Newton

Rick who?

Great illustration by C&F, btw.

re: #57 subsailor68

Oh great, here's what we have to look forward to:

Superintendent warns against 'inappropriate comments'

Words fail me.

indoctrination...been going on for years...ho hum
(and YOU pay for it)

The more I study Garlic Head's caricature, the more I like the cartoon.

re: #43 Walter L. Newton

OT - OT - OT

Breaking news... Obama raises Martin Luther King from the dead for one day only...

Only for one day, because he certainly wouldn't want to (have) to hear what he might have to say.

re: #43 Walter L. Newton

OT - OT - OT

Breaking news... Obama raises Martin Luther King from the dead for one day only...

Link to come...

Why am I nor surprised on this week of miracles?

re: #57 subsailor68

Oh great, here's what we have to look forward to:

Superintendent warns against 'inappropriate comments'

Words fail me.

"It's not 'We're discouraging you from saying those (comments)' it's 'It won't be tolerated,' " Young said. "That's a very dangerous precedent."

Welcome to the Age of Obama.

re: #35 MandyManners

madre cazzo media (for our Italian Lizards).

re: #62 Kosh's Shadow

Might as well, because if you use the words, like "sacrificing the 1st amendment on the altar of 0bama", it would be considered "inappropriate comments".

Oh, I have a whole list of 'em, but especially like yours.

:-)

re: #67 unrealizedviewpoint

because MLK would be his #1 competition

C'mon, everyone missed the truth in this: there was no bias, it was all factual, hard nosed reporting, Obama can't help it that he is better than perfect

///

re: #59 bellamags

Let me try again.

HALO

re: #59 bellamags

Beyonce is performing at Barak's nomination festivities -

she must include this song -

[Video]

A no talent POTUS having a no talent ass clown performing. I love it.

re: #18 vapig

A well deserved award. May they all end in bankruptcy and the unemployment line.

Actually, I am beginning to wonder if it's not better to have them all in one place. They may all become bloggers.

re: #63 Dark_Falcon

"I have had it with this motherfuckin' media in my motherfuckin' country!"

PIMF

re: #61 bellamags

Beat me to it. Need more coffee.

re: #57 subsailor68

Oh great, here's what we have to look forward to:

Superintendent warns against 'inappropriate comments'

Words fail me.

Warren County Commissioner Dave Young, who has three children in the school district, said he questions an "inappropriate comments" policy based on what makes someone feel "unwelcome or uncomfortable."

"It's not 'We're discouraging you from saying those (comments)' it's 'It won't be tolerated,' " Young said. "That's a very dangerous precedent."

I'd like to see the looks on the faces of the MSM surfers right about now...yeeehaaa...eat shit you tools!...
the MSM is my dire enemy

re: #69 pink freud

"It's not 'We're discouraging you from saying those (comments)' it's 'It won't be tolerated,' " Young said. "That's a very dangerous precedent."

Welcome to the Age of Obama.

That sounds like a song from Hair. LOL.

re: #75 NYCHardhat

A no talent POTUS ass clown having a no talent ass clown performing. I love it.

Fixed it for ya.

re: #63 Dark_Falcon

"I have had with this motherfuckin' media in my motherfuckin' country!"

There you go.

re: #82 Jetpilot1101

A no talent POTUS ass clown having a no talent ass clown performing. I love it.

Fixed it for ya.

perfect!

re: #82 Jetpilot1101

A no talent POTUS ass clown having a no talent ass clown performing. I love it.

Fixed it for ya.

Good fix

re: #79 MandyManners

Warren County Commissioner Dave Young, who has three children in the school district, said he questions an "inappropriate comments" policy based on what makes someone feel "unwelcome or uncomfortable."

"It's not 'We're discouraging you from saying those (comments)' it's 'It won't be tolerated,' " Young said. "That's a very dangerous precedent."

Dave Young is someone I'd vote for if he ran here in Texas!

re: #78 Slumbering Behemoth

Beat me to it. Need more coffee.

You have one of my favorite avatars.

should we start calling them the M.F.M.?

Great work, as usual, C&F. Gosh, I miss you guys.

re: #88 yochanan

should we start calling them the M.F.M.?

I think a fair amount of us have been calling them the MFMSM for quite a few months now. I prefer the term motherf---ing no talent ass clown c---sucking media but whatever floats your boat.

re: #88 yochanan

should we start calling them the M.F.M.?

Why not? It gives me a tingle...

re: #88 yochanan

should we start calling them the M.F.M.?

No. I don't favor an acronym that uses a curse word. It makes the use of the phrase impossible in polite company.

re: #75 NYCHardhat

Behead those who insult my future ex-wife!
/
_{What? I think she's hawt.}

re: #91 FightingBack

Why not? It gives me a tingle...

They have medicine for that, you know. :)

*rubbing hands*
Excellent!

re: #90 Jetpilot1101

I think a fair amount of us have been calling them the MFMSM for quite a few months now. I prefer the term motherf---ing no talent ass clown c---sucking media but whatever floats your boat.

You might want to trademark that.

;-)

re: #93 Slumbering Behemoth

Behead those who insult my future ex-wife!
/
_{What? I think she's hawt.}

Beyonce has nothing on bella. ;)

re: #88 yochanan

should we start calling them the M.F.M.?

Sounds like a scientific internet poll question to me.

Awarded Posthumously.

re: #96 subsailor68

You might want to trademark that.

;-)

MFNTACCSM (TM) that's a lot of letters.

re: #99 pat

Awarded Posthumously.

we hope so.

I hear OlberMathews are have a twenty-four Inauguration circle-jerk.
Their eight year "Shark Week' is coming to an end tomorrow.

I cannot truly congratulate them, but they certainly went the extra mile to earn that Fiskie. Or, as a member of said club said during the campaign;

If the mainstream media were any further in the tank for Obama, they'd drown.

-Joe Scarborough, MSNBC

I think both MFM and "journatainment" should officially enter the lexicon. Right alongside "truthiness".

Myself, I have other things to do tomorrow, so I won't be watching the Ascension- or is it the Immanetization? In fact, even the evening news will probably be off for me tomorrow night, as I would like to get a good night's sleep untroubled by acute nausea. I'll probably watch an old Karloff movie instead.

I will make one prediction, though. Namely, that it will be a long time before the MFM criticize The One's policies, if ever, no matter how badly they founder on the rocks and shoals of reality. Because the media put him in that office. And to criticize him, they would have to acknowledge that they made a mistake- in fact, that they were factually wrong, and philosophically invested in a man, a party, and a worldview that is intellectually bankrupt. And that just isn't going to happen anytime soon, if ever.

cheers

eon

re: #98 unrealizedviewpoint

Sounds like a scientific internet poll question to me.

Answer: RON PAUL!

Hey, MSM wants to hump Obama's leg. This morning almost the entire front page of my paper was devoted to Obama love. One of the columnists was sooo happy because Obama like to play basketball...wait, he called it "hoops"...because that sounds cooler. Actually we called it that in Jr High and High school back in the late 80s, but I guess it still makes you look cooler.

re: #101 Jetpilot1101

MFNTACCSM (TM) that's a lot of letters.

Hmmm...good point. Looks like a Navy rating. Oh well.

re: #88 yochanan

should we start calling them the M.F.M.?

Start?

Just hold on everyone...all will be better after tomorrow. As soon as our Savior becomes President: The sun will shine brighter, the birds will sing more lovely than ever, Wall Street will rebound instantly, Iran will drop it's nukes program, Hamas will disavow violence and agree to live in harmony with Israel, the hungry will be fed, the sick will be healed, your mortgage will be paid, your healthcare will be free, your gas tank will magically fill up every night and the world will become a better place!

/the DNC

re: #109 Desert Dog

Just hold on everyone...all will be better after tomorrow. As soon as our Savior becomes President: The sun will shine brighter, the birds will sing more lovely than ever, Wall Street will rebound instantly, Iran will drop it's nukes program, Hamas will disavow violence and agree to live in harmony with Israel, the hungry will be fed, the sick will be healed, your mortgage will be paid, your healthcare will be free, your gas tank will magically fill up every night and the world will become a better place!

/the DNC

I don't have to ask the DNC, I just asked my moonbat sister.

re: #106 Dave the...

Hey, MSM wants to hump Obama's leg. This morning almost the entire front page of my paper was devoted to Obama love. One of the columnists was sooo happy because Obama like to play basketball...wait, he called it "hoops"...because that sounds cooler. Actually we called it that in Jr High and High school back in the late 80s, but I guess it still makes you look cooler.

so does wearing your white sox hat backwards and being a marxist and fist bumping.

re: #87 bellamags

Thanks. I tried to obamicon it, but that site wont let me register for some reason.

re: #109 Desert Dog

Just hold on everyone...all will be better after tomorrow. As soon as our Savior becomes President: The sun will shine brighter, the birds will sing more lovely than ever, Wall Street will rebound instantly, Iran will drop it's nukes program, Hamas will disavow violence and agree to live in harmony with Israel, the hungry will be fed, the sick will be healed, your mortgage will be paid, your healthcare will be free, your gas tank will magically fill up every night and the world will become a better place!

/the DNC

It appears I'm allergic to cedar. Thank goodness only for one more day!

re: #97 NYCHardhat

Beyonce has nothing on bella. ;)

sweetie pie. (*kiss*)

Will the MFM cover up any deaths or injuries during the "Secular Hajj*" of Obama's Inauguration as the Saudi's managed to do with the real thing?
[Link: www.poligazette.com...]
But facts leak out slowly, like this:
Gov Confirms Death Of Hajj Pilgrims
Deputy Governor of Yobe State, Alhaji Ibrahim Geidam, has confirmed the death of five pilgrims from Yobe State in Mecca of Saudi Arabia shortly after completing the hajj exercise, while 2,725 pilgrims returned from Saudi Arabia.
According to the deputy governor, those who lost their lives after the completed exercise are all males, two from Gujba, one from Karsuwa, one from Bursani and the other from Nguru local government areas of the state.
[Link: news.google.com...]
===

* the contingent from Savannah, Georgia, refers to its trip as a “pilgrimage”. That word, most often associated with religious fervour, is appropriate here. The inauguration buzz is reminiscent of the excitement I have encountered in Muslim countries in the days preceding the hajj,’ the Muslim commentator, columnist, poet and former blogger writes for the Guardian.

‘The inauguration is a ritual, akin to Muslims touching the walls of the Ka’bah in Mecca. It renders tangible the ethereal. It is a reminder that the government is like an idol, a fact that was well known to those who introduced the modern nation-state - the French even raised a new goddess after the revolution - but which goes entirely forgotten by us.’

He concludes: ‘Still, for its various issues, the thing about the hajj, ultimately, is that it erases all previous sins. It is a time for renewal. Reincarnation without death. A hopeful look forward. It is upon that principle that Obama’s inauguration, the coronation of the first black president in American history, is to be valued. He is a mea culpa for America’s original sin. A trip to this inauguration thus becomes a secular hajj for collective redemption.’

Although Eteraz’s column is rather obviously well-written, it is an embarrassment to Eteraz himself, Muslims everywhere, the American people and Barack Obama. It is yet another example of the ridiculous idolization of Obama; a man who has accomplished nothing yet save for winning presidential elections.

I wouldn't lay the entire blame for Obama's election on the MSM. There is plenty of stupidity to go around.

All joking aside, I think we need another term rather than MSM (or MFM). There needs to be two terms for a new outlets in which the viewer/reader/listener KNOWS the source is biased. One is where the source is open regarding its bias so for example if I go to read the Huffington Post, I fully expect the liberal bias. When I log onto LGF...I know that the site is INTENDING to research the threat of Islamic extremism. The second are media outlets that are bias but try to pretend they are not. To be honest Rush is MSM in my opinion but his bias is open and honest but don't kid yourself he is very main stream in terms of established sources of information.

So the first is essentially a branded perspective source (could use a catchy acronym) and the second is a hidden perspective source.

re: #109 Desert Dog

That's all very nice but will I be younger and more attractive?

re: #109 Desert Dog
Uh, I'm not so sure of that: weather forecast for D.C. tomorrow is a HIGH of 31 degrees with light snow!
Appropriate, somehow, doncha think?!

I cannot get over the freaking love affair the media is having. It is downright sickening. 24 hours a day all Obama... Dear God make it stop. Do they realize the guy has done NOTHING in his life that would warrant his ascention to the throne?

I am a bit torn, though. I want this economy to turn around, but that would mean he would be successful. You hear the left and the media begging for the country to "come together and get along". This sickens me as the left did not give President Bush a chance from the get go...remember "selected, not elected"? NOW, they want us to bow down to the great one. Please.

re: #90 Jetpilot1101

I think a fair amount of us have been calling them the MFMSM for quite a few months now. I prefer the term motherf---ing no talent ass clown c---sucking media but whatever floats your boat.

mizzle fishizzle mediapizzle

Not sure if this has been posted before,

DC the new Mecca,

re: #118 bulwrk

That's all very nice but will I be younger and more attractive?

Sure, but you'll have to walk further to get to the ocean because the sea levels will have begun to fall.

re: #112 Slumbering Behemoth

Thanks. I tried to obamicon it, but that site wont let me register for some reason.

bastids

re: #119 realwest

Uh, I'm not so sure of that: weather forecast for D.C. tomorrow is a HIGH of 31 degrees with light snow!
Appropriate, somehow, doncha think?!

How much Al Gore is forecasted?

Anyone listening to Rush right now? He was on fire in his opening monologue . . . he's as disgusted with the synchophants as most of us are and he's not afraid to call any of them out on it - right as well as left.

It's all right for anyone and everyone to dump on President Bush, but no one is to dare say ANYTHING the least bit controversial about "The One" or they are "not co-operating, not getting on board, not getting with the program."

Hooray for Rush - he's not caving.

He is an inspiration to those who won't fall in line and don't want to see our country go down the road to socialism any more than we already have.

Teacher: Now class please use our glorious new Leader's slogans in a sentence.

Student: My only HOPE is that BHO is the nail in the coffin of liberalism that will forever CHANGE the ability of the MFM to interfere in the election of a real President.

/

re: #116 maddogg

I wouldn't lay the entire blame for Obama's election on the MSM. There is plenty of stupidity to go around.

You are correct, but I blame them for 90% of it.

re: #122 marinegrunt

Not sure if this has been posted before,

DC the new Mecca,

See #115?
GMTA

What's the price tag for Obama's party to himself? $179,000,000 now? And last week Maryland requested and additional $12,500,000 to protect Obama's 40 minutes train ride through their state.

Imagine if McCain would have won and spent money like this on himself. But it's okay for the taxpayers to pay for Democrats parties.

re: #49 NYCHardhat

This will be the next dynasty. The MSM/MFM will destroy all competition for the Fiskie for the next term or two. We are now watching the rise of the Chicago Bulls.

Won't happen. A winner does not appear on the ballot again. That's the only reason for the absence of the execrable Jimmy after he won the first one.

re: #115 mean Gene

Good, will that mean we won't be hearing anything about "race" issues anymore?

re: #122 marinegrunt

Not sure if this has been posted before,

DC the new Mecca,

They have got to be effin kidding.

Why doesn't the govt. just print up 1 million dollars for every man, woman, and child in the country? Everyone would be able to afford health care, their own home, their own car, etc.

No one would have to work anymore, everyone would have enough money to buy pretty much anything they want.

It would be like having obama president.

/Lefty economics 101

The MSM is creating a mis-informed citizenry and weakening our democracy, and risking the loss of what

These people

fought for.

re: #116 maddogg

I wouldn't lay the entire blame for Obama's election on the MSM. There is plenty of stupidity to go around.

it's not just the election...this has been going on for many years...the MSM has become a quasi criminal institution with their escape from reality into their agenda driven fantasy...they help get people killed...like dead...it's no joke

re: #126 Florida Lady

Anyone listening to Rush right now? He was on fire in his opening monologue . . . he's as disgusted with the synchophants as most of us are and he's not afraid to call any of them out on it - right as well as left.

It's all right for anyone and everyone to dump on President Bush, but no one is to dare say ANYTHING the least bit controversial about "The One" or they are "not co-operating, not getting on board, not getting with the program."

Hooray for Rush - he's not caving.

He is an inspiration to those who won't fall in line and don't want to see our country go down the road to socialism any more than we already have.

Fuck that bus. I'm staying put for the next four years.

re: #116 maddogg

I wouldn't lay the entire blame for Obama's election on the MSM. There is plenty of stupidity to go around.

Good point but they were complicit in perpetuating the lie and failing to properly educate the slobbering masses. All I can say to the moonbats is I hope you know what you voted for because you are about to get it squarely in the a-- with a rake sideways. Moonbats, you are not members of the politburo and you are going to take it in the shorts just like the rest of us. Enjoy your messiah. Oh and when disillusionment sets in, I'm going to look you squarely in the eye and laugh my a-- off at you. Then I'm going to kick you in the nuts and tell you to get a f---ing job!

re: #97 NYCHardhat

Having never met Bella in person, I shall take your word for it. I'm sure you must be a Lizard of discriminating taste.

re: #128 bellamags

You are correct, but I blame them for 90% of it.

The Republicans ran a Democrat against H.

re: #118 bulwrk

That's all very nice but will I be younger and more attractive?

I wanted that too, but Obama's magic is not THAT strong...I'm afraid we're stuck with what we got in that department, sorry.

re: #92 Dark_Falcon

Tough call, I am all for politeness, but the M.F. part is kinda accurate, no?... guess I will stay w/MSM.

re: #119 realwest

Uh, I'm not so sure of that: weather forecast for D.C. tomorrow is a HIGH of 31 degrees with light snow!
Appropriate, somehow, doncha think?!

A fresh virgin blanket of snow to cover past transgressions.
//
*burp*

re: #131 Blackacre

Won't happen. A winner does not appear on the ballot again. That's the only reason for the absence of the execrable Jimmy after he won the first one.

Good to know. Jimmy would have won year in and year out.

re: #103 jorline

I hear OlberMathews are have a twenty-four Inauguration circle-jerk.
Their eight year "Shark Week' is coming to an end tomorrow.

SHOULD WE SEND UM A CASE OF K.Y. JELLY?

re: #130 Dave the...

What's the price tag for Obama's party to himself? $179,000,000 now? And last week Maryland requested and additional $12,500,000 to protect Obama's 40 minutes train ride through their state.

Imagine if McCain would have won and spent money like this on himself. But it's okay for the taxpayers to pay for Democrats parties.

Spending money is now patriotic, haven't you heard?

re: #115 mean Gene

Sorry, didn't see your post.

re: #45 unreconstructed rebel

Yes, should have had a caricature of Chris Tingle.

re: #139 Slumbering Behemoth

Having never met Bella in person, I shall take your word for it. I'm sure you must be a Lizard of discriminating taste.

I only go for the best.

re: #126 Florida Lady

Yes, he's right as usual!

re: #24 Occasional Reader

My sentiments exactly. The fix was in.

"Missing Link McKinney" was my odds on favorite.

But she still has a chance as: Tool of The Year.

She better win that award, hands down, or I will be pissed.

re: #135 Ojoe

The MSM is creating a mis-informed citizenry and weakening our democracy, and risking the loss of what

These people

fought for.

That just made my Dad roll over in his grave.

re: #126 Florida Lady

Anyone listening to Rush right now? He was on fire in his opening monologue . . . he's as disgusted with the synchophants as most of us are and he's not afraid to call any of them out on it - right as well as left.

It's all right for anyone and everyone to dump on President Bush, but no one is to dare say ANYTHING the least bit controversial about "The One" or they are "not co-operating, not getting on board, not getting with the program."

Hooray for Rush - he's not caving.

He is an inspiration to those who won't fall in line and don't want to see our country go down the road to socialism any more than we already have.

Rush might as well. After tomorrow or so, the fairness doctrine will take him off then. He's getting in his kicks while he can.
/

re: #151 MikeyHunt

My sentiments exactly. The fix was in.

"Missing Link McKinney" was my odds on favorite.

But she still has a chance as: Tool of The Year.

She better win that award, hands down, or I will be pissed.

She got third place.

Got to go Lizards, time to fly. I'll check in later. Play nice.

re: #124 bellamags

I tried to use one of them free e-mail accounts to register, I think that's what killed it.

Did we have special "Countdown to Inauguration" shows etc., when President Bush was inaugurated? Seriously, cannot watch ANYTHING without this clown coming up.

re: #150 rightside

Yes, he's right as usual!

How long will "The One" and his henchmen allow this to continue is the question.

re: #148 Colonel Panik

Yes, should have had a caricature of Chris Tingle.

Hadn't heard him called that yet. That one needs to get around. ;-)

re: #145 yochanan

SHOULD WE SEND UM A CASE OF K.Y. JELLY?

No...let them blister themselves with a dry rub.

re: #146 itellu3times

Spending money is now patriotic, haven't you heard?

I've posted this before, but I recently finished Amity Schlae's book "The Forgotten Man". Interestingly, if the only parts you read are the chapter "Black Tuesday Again" and the afterword to the paperback edition, you have a good idea of what Obama plans for the economy, and why it won't work.

re: #159 unreconstructed rebel

Hadn't heard him called that yet. That one needs to get around. ;-)

Wish I could claim credit but some other lizard came up with that one...can't remember who.

Most Excellent Cox and Forkum Illustration for the LGF 2008 Idiotarian Award to the MSM !

re: #157 cblesz

Did we have special "Countdown to Inauguration" shows etc., when President Bush was inaugurated? Seriously, cannot watch ANYTHING without this clown coming up.

Hey you! This is historic! A Marxist is our new president.

re: #146 itellu3times

Spending money is now patriotic, haven't you heard?

Then I will be as unpatriotic as I can be.

re: #158 Florida Lady

I think he will get even more listeners in the next 4 years honestly!

re: #163 notutopia

Most Excellent Cox and Forkum Illustration for the LGF 2008 Idiotarian Award to the MSM !

It's a work of art for sure! And so appropriate!

re: #109 Desert Dog

Dude,

Congrats on your Cardinals.

My Eagles were not told the starting time and did not show up till the second half. That Defense in green uniforms during the first half was actually the Detroit Lions.

re: #115 mean Gene
"the coronation" ?

Where is Mandy when we need her?

re: #116 maddogg That's true, but a LOT of voter stupidity was based upon what they heard from the MSM. Or MFM - yer choice.
When the media constantly beats the drum for Obama, when the media rips open Joe the Plumbers entire life because he asked Obama a perfectly legitimate question (and thereby hopefully stops other citizens from openly questioning Obama's "thoughts") and when the Media rips apart Govenor Sarah Palin - for no apparent reason; she IS the Govenor of one of the United States, she had an approval rating of over 65% of HER constituents, then they hear the constant, continual drumbeat of defeat in Iraq, so many US troops died, etc. etc. and then they skip ALL of the facts and lay the economic mess at Bush's feet - what do you expect the "average" voter to believe?
The MSM or MFM truly is responsible for Obama - never, ever forget that.

re: #122 marinegrunt

Not sure if this has been posted before,

DC the new Mecca,

OK. That is absolutely disgusting. Will it ever stop?

re: #119 realwest

Winter storm warning for Charlotte 'til noon tomorrow...imagine being snowed in w/nothing but Obama on tv.

re: #122 marinegrunt

Quick, hand me a 2-by-4 so I can beat myself about the head! Lord make these moonbat dhimmi media whores go away!

re: #170 realwest

That's true, but a LOT of voter stupidity was based upon what they heard from the MSM. Or MFM - yer choice.
When the media constantly beats the drum for Obama, when the media rips open Joe the Plumbers entire life because he asked Obama a perfectly legitimate question (and thereby hopefully stops other citizens from openly questioning Obama's "thoughts") and when the Media rips apart Govenor Sarah Palin - for no apparent reason; she IS the Govenor of one of the United States, she had an approval rating of over 65% of HER constituents, then they hear the constant, continual drumbeat of defeat in Iraq, so many US troops died, etc. etc. and then they skip ALL of the facts and lay the economic mess at Bush's feet - what do you expect the "average" voter to believe?
The MSM or MFM truly is responsible for Obama - never, ever forget that.

I concur with you RW. Absolutely and utterly responsible.

re: #138 Jetpilot1101

I shouldn't upding you, but you're so right.

re: #134 rightside

Why doesn't the govt. just print up 1 million dollars for every man, woman, and child in the country? Everyone would be able to afford health care, their own home, their own car, etc.

No one would have to work anymore, everyone would have enough money to buy pretty much anything they want.

It would be like having obama president.

/Lefty economics 101

No, Health Care should be free.

re: #172 BignJames

Winter storm warning for Charlotte 'til noon tomorrow...imagine being snowed in w/nothing but Obama on tv.

It's snowing in Philly as I type. Must because we elected an inexperienced Communist POTUS.

re: #125 NYCHardhat
Any Al Gore is too much! LOL! I really, really hope he'll be there tomorrow. Almost guaranties a blizzard!

re: #174 bellamags

I concur with you RW. Absolutely and utterly responsible.

And reprehensible . . .

re: #146 itellu3times

Spending money is now patriotic, haven't you heard?

Apparently now, so is flying Old Glory.

I guess it's not jingoism when a democrat is in the Whitehouse. Fuckin' fair weather patriots. Fuck 'em.

re: #164 debutaunt

Hey you! This is historic! A Marxist is our new president.

Or, as the MSM would want you to believe...a God...

re: #171 bellamags

OK. That is absolutely disgusting. Will it ever stop?

Most disgusting of all was the part about 'Obama is the mea culpa for America's original sin.'

/jaw dropping

re: #109 Desert Dog

Just hold on everyone...all will be better after tomorrow. As soon as our Savior becomes President: The sun will shine brighter, the birds will sing more lovely than ever, Wall Street will rebound instantly, Iran will drop it's nukes program, Hamas will disavow violence and agree to live in harmony with Israel, all Israelis will invite Hamas to partake of their homes and foods and they will live in harmony for four years, the hungry will be fed, the sick will be healed, your mortgage will be paid, your healthcare will be free, your gas tank will magically fill up every night and the world will become a better place!

/the DNC

Fixed the hamas thing. I knew I should have waited two more days to fill my tank. if they pay my mortgage, then I wont get to deduct the interest from my taxes. I'm screwed.

re: #172 BignJames

The Shinning comes to mind.

re: #169 FightingBack

"the coronation" ?

Where is Mandy when we need her?

I'm packing to go to my cave.

re: #110 Nevergiveup

I don't have to ask the DNC, I just asked my moonbat sister.

My moonbat sister is scared. She & the hubby make about 180k per year. no dependents.

re: #167 Florida Lady

It's a work of art for sure! And so appropriate!

Fit's perfect with this lead in...

The object of art is to give life a shape.

— William Shakespeare

I especially love the caricature of the O. He looks like one of those gel squeezo toys!

re: #100 buzzsawmonkey

Count every vote with
Sh*t-eating grins
Re-add all the totals
'Til Al Franken wins

--finale from "The Sound of Elections"

"The MSM is alive,
with The Sound of Elections!
With Lies they have spewed,
for a hundred years.
The MSM fills my heart,
with feelings of nausea.
My gut wants to puke,
every time,
that I hear:
(Every time that I hear)

"The legs tingling for Obama in his bus,
over former friends on his way! (on his way!)
To drive over friends in the night,
as he drives to Election Day!"

Opening Theme to same musical
(with apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein)

re: #180 Slumbering Behemoth

Apparently now, so is flying Old Glory.

I guess it's not jingoism when a democrat is in the Whitehouse. Fuckin' fair weather patriots. Fuck 'em.

This from "The Iraq War Is Lost" Party. Bastards.

re: #184 bulwrk

The Shinning comes to mind.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

REDRUM.

re: #177 Wyatt Earp

It's snowing in Philly as I type. Must because we elected an inexperienced Communist POTUS.

Wouldn't it be great if they had to cancel The One's parade glorifying himself because Al Gore's global warming bullcrap backfired?

Too much to hope for but one can dream, can't one?

re: #122 marinegrunt

Not sure if this has been posted before,

DC the new Mecca,

There is no god but Obama
and the MSM is his Prophet

re: #135 Ojoe

The MSM is creating a mis-informed citizenry and weakening our democracy, and risking the loss of what

These people

fought for.

The Teachers Unions & Democrats have been doing that the last 65 years. One would think this information age we are living, folks would be more informed.

re: #185 MandyManners

I'm packing to go to my cave.

Take the laptop.

re: #187 Eowyn2

My moonbat sister is scared. She & the hubby make about 180k per year. no dependents.

Gotta ask (though I think I know the answer), and she still voted for Obama, right?

re: #191 MandyManners

Here's Barry

re: #154 MandyManners
And in that eminently well filled field, 3rd place ain't bad!

re: #151 MikeyHunt

My sentiments exactly. The fix was in.

"Missing Link McKinney" was my odds on favorite.

But she still has a chance as: Tool of The Year.

She better win that award, hands down, or I will be pissed.

Sorry, but I am having a terrible time imagining Cynthia McKinney being the bridge between us and the rest of creation.

re: #184 bulwrk

The Shinning comes to mind.

They made a movie about a tool for locating furniture in the dark?

Rush: I doubt Sally Quinn's had an orgasm in the last eight years, but she's having them all over the place now...

/railing on the MSM and the anointed one

re: #192 Florida Lady

Wouldn't it be great if they had to cancel The One's parade glorifying himself because Al Gore's global warming bullcrap backfired?

Too much to hope for but one can dream, can't one?

They keep saying they expect 2 million people there. I don't buy it at all.

re: #136 albusteve

it's not just the election...this has been going on for many years...the MSM has become a quasi criminal institution with their escape from reality into their agenda driven fantasy...they help get people killed...like dead...it's no joke

Don't misunderstand. I hate them too much to comment on. But lets face it, the citizenry is not getting any smarter or more worldly, and the MSM caters to their audience. The educational system completely infested with moonbats is the root cause of the world view of the MSM. I can tell you that I took teacher training many years ago, and was appalled at the uninformed moonbats who were training (it isn't actually teacher training in college, the military trains teachers) to be teachers. I never sent in for my certificate, though I finished the coursework. I knew I wouldn't fit in.

re: #186 Iron Fist

I still think Barney Fag should have gotten it. Upon reflection, I don't think I've ever voted for the person who actually won the Fiskie. It's the Juice! All the Juice control everything. I read it at Daily Kos so it has to be true!

I split my ballot between the MSM, Barney and Cynthia McKinney. All 3 worthy recipients.

Well he can pick off one miracle early. The sea aren't rising any time in the foreseeable future. Claim credit and leave the room.

re: #202 pink freud

Rush: I doubt Sally Quinn's had an orgasm in the last eight years, but she's having them all over the place now...

/railing on the MSM and the anointed one

ROFLMAO

re: #119 realwest

Uh, I'm not so sure of that: weather forecast for D.C. tomorrow is a HIGH of 31 degrees with light snow!
Appropriate, somehow, doncha think?!

I'm hoping that will change to 33 degrees and a cold steady rain.
I want it to rain on BHO's parade.

re: #171 bellamags

OK. That is absolutely disgusting. Will it ever stop?

Hopefully, sometime Wednesday morning.

re: #196 FightingBack

Take the laptop.

And cashmere. You need something cashmere.

re: #103 jorline

I hear OlberMathews are have a twenty-four Inauguration circle-jerk.
Their eight year "Shark Week' is coming to an end tomorrow.

Hopefully, they'll both go blind.

/kidding

We all need to hold the msm's feet to the fire for at least the next 4 years.

They will begin work on his re-election come Wednesday.

A more deserving group would be hard to find.

Let the tingling commence.

re: #200 unreconstructed rebel

Sorry, but I am having a terrible time imagining Cynthia McKinney being the bridge between us and the rest of creation.

But it does help to put a nail in the coffin of Creationism. I mean, no one would actually have created her on purpose.

re: #172 BignJames
Screw that - I can always nap through anything! LOL!

re: #195 unrealizedviewpoint

The Teachers Unions & Democrats have been doing that the last 65 years. One would think this information age we are living, folks would be more informed.

They're just doing what the advertising industry wants - people who will buy all kinds of crap just because of advertisements.

re: #206 pat

Well he can pick off one miracle early. The sea aren't rising any time in the foreseeable future. Claim credit and leave the room.

That's "vote Present" and leave the room.

re: #174 bellamags
Thank you kindly!

re: #215 subsailor68

But it does help to put a nail in the coffin of Creationism. I mean, no one would actually have created her on purpose.

LMAO

re: #201 Dianna

They made a movie about a tool for locating furniture in the dark?

The Shinning

Chavez Likens Obama's 'Stench' to Bush's

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez says Barack Obama has the same "stench" as President Bush, suggesting he doesn't appreciate the president-elect's referencing Chavez's support of Colombian terror group, FARC.

Hugo is never happy...does this mean his liberal friends in the US will distance themselves now?

re: #168 DeafDog

Dude,

Congrats on your Cardinals.

My Eagles were not told the starting time and did not show up till the second half. That Defense in green uniforms during the first half was actually the Detroit Lions.

I REMEMBER THAT PAT TILLMAN WAS A CARDINAL which is a good reason to support them this time

WIN IT FOR PAT

re: #138 Jetpilot1101

Good point but they were complicit in perpetuating the lie and failing to properly educate the slobbering masses. All I can say to the moonbats is I hope you know what you voted for because you are about to get it squarely in the a-- with a rake sideways. Moonbats, you are not members of the politburo and you are going to take it in the shorts just like the rest of us. Enjoy your messiah. Oh and when disillusionment sets in, I'm going to look you squarely in the eye and laugh my a-- off at you. Then I'm going to kick you in the nuts and tell you to get a f---ing job!

three jobs should be able to pay the bills.

re: #211 buzzsawmonkey

If we can just get a few Broadway angels, the story of the ClapTrapp Family Singers will finally be told!

ROTFLMAO!

re: #202 pink freud

Rush: I doubt Sally Quinn's had an orgasm in the last eight years, but she's having them all over the place now...

/railing on the MSM and the anointed one

Has he ripped McNabb yet? I can't wait to hear that.

I get amused when CNN tries to pass itself off as the 'most trusted news service'.

re: #201 Dianna

I deserve that

So a little dentist story. A patient today has an appointment with me for an hour and about 3 hours with my hygienist for all the kids. Now her husband is bringing most of the kids and she is mad at her husband ( she always is- actually I grew up with her- and I am friendly with her husband now ) so she is going to cancel because she doesn't want to see him. Now I got my own "issues" with my own wife, why do I have to ...well you get the point. Oh and she was bring half the kids, so wipe out 1 1/2 on the hygienist's side. I wonder of Obama can fix this for me?

re: #203 Wyatt Earp

They keep saying they expect 2 million people there. I don't buy it at all.

Here is a pix with a million in front of the capitol.
Picture that doubled...
[Link: photo2.si.edu...]

re: #210 pink freud

And cashmere. You need something cashmere.

And silk long johns.

re: #225 Eowyn2

three jobs should be able to pay the bills.

Problem is, it may be impossible to find even one.

re: #223 jorline

Chavez Likens Obama's 'Stench' to Bush's

Hugo is never happy...does this mean his liberal friends in the US will distance themselves now?

He'd bitch if we hanged him with a gold rope.

re: #170 realwest

Right on RW. MFM, a new LGF acronym I see. Ha! I would also like to mention Ratergate and BDS (Gitmo, Katrina, Plame, abu Graib, etc.) as examples of MFM gone awry.

In case you might have missed this in the spinoff links, a great article on the Bush legacy in the eyes of the MFM.

[Link: www.americanthinker.com...]

A quote "But even this pales in light of the actions of the New York Times, which on its downhill road to becoming a weekly shopper giveaway for the Upper West Side, seriously jeopardized national security in the process of satisfying its anti-Bush compulsion. Telecommunications intercepts, interrogation techniques, transport of terrorist captives, tracking of terrorist finances... scarcely a single security program aimed at Jihadi activity went unrevealed by the Times and -- not to limit the blame -- was then broadcast worldwide by the legacy media. At one point, Times reporters published a detailed analysis of government methods of searching out rogue atomic weapons, a story that was no doubt read with interest at points north of Lahore, and one that we may all end up paying for years down the line. The fact that Bush was able to curtail any further attacks while the media as a whole was working to undermine his efforts is little less than miraculous."

re: #222 Occasional Reader

I'm at home and can't hear sound. Oh, well.

The title pretty much said it all.

re: #231 notutopia

Here is a pix with a million in front of the capitol.
Picture that doubled...
[Link: photo2.si.edu...]

Yep. Never gonna happen.

re: #233 buzzsawmonkey

Now, now; the existence of Stupid Design suggests the existence of Intelligent Design.

/

Kind of like matter and anti-matter? And does it really matter?

re: #233 buzzsawmonkey

Now, now; the existence of Stupid Design suggests the existence of Intelligent Design.

/

Simply the far left end of diversity within the species. :-D

re: #230 Nevergiveup

Easy. All health care will be free. Then you won't have to sorry about the schedule.

re: #224 yochanan

I REMEMBER THAT PAT TILLMAN WAS A CARDINAL which is a good reason to support them this time

WIN IT FOR PAT

I thought he was with the Falcons?

Oh, well. I am awful at sports.

Rush is too awesome today. He has nothing to lose!

re: #230 Nevergiveup

So a little dentist story. A patient today has an appointment with me for an hour and about 3 hours with my hygienist for all the kids. Now her husband is bringing most of the kids and she is mad at her husband ( she always is- actually I grew up with her- and I am friendly with her husband now ) so she is going to cancel because she doesn't want to see him. Now I got my own "issues" with my own wife, why do I have to ...well you get the point. Oh and she was bring half the kids, so wipe out 1 1/2 on the hygienist's side. I wonder of Obama can fix this for me?

Do you charge for missed appointment without 24 hr notice?

re: #227 Wyatt Earp

Will let you know. Rush is balm for my Obama-chapped ass. :-)

Here's hoping for another repeat performance next year.

re: #197 subsailor68

Gotta ask (though I think I know the answer), and she still voted for Obama, right?

no, she voted McCain but would have preferred hillary.
She's learning. Still blaming everything on Rumsfeld.
But she's smart. She is in finance and KNOWS where this whole mess came from so she is pissed. A little naive too as she is hoping congress and the senate will rein in President Elect Obama's tax and spend package.

re: #213 Sharmuta

We all need to hold the msm's feet to the fire for at least the next 4 years.

They will begin work on his re-election come Wednesday.

How much more heat do we need to put on them?
Even more than they felt during the election?
/bummed out, sorry.

re: #244 Florida Lady

Rush is too awesome today. He has nothing to lose!

re: #244 Florida Lady

Rush is too awesome today. He has nothing to lose!

Used to think he was a bit much. Boy, was I wrong.

re: #190 Wyatt Earp

I try to take things in stride, but some shit just gets right under my skin.

Let's see what kind of lapel pin she wears tomorrow. Oh, and fuck her too.

re: #228 songbird

I get amused when CNN tries to pass itself off as the 'most trusted news service'.

it's the dope for their addicts

re: #238 Dianna

I'm at home and can't hear sound. Oh, well.

The title pretty much said it all.

Dianna, how is your friend?

re: #248 Eowyn2

no, she voted McCain but would have preferred hillary.
She's learning. Still blaming everything on Rumsfeld.
But she's smart. She is in finance and KNOWS where this whole mess came from so she is pissed. A little naive too as she is hoping congress and the senate will rein in President Elect Obama's tax and spend package.

Yep, it does sound like she's learning. By the end of four years, she'll probably be the chapter president of the Rush Limbaugh fan club.

(Well, maybe not that.)

re: #250 NYCHardhat

Used to think he was a bit much. Boy, was I wrong.

Me too. I used to think he was pompous and full of shit. Now I understand him and he soothes my soul.

Some Zappa in honor of the MSM:

For those who can't watch --

I am gross and perverted
Im obsessed n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you cant look away
I make you think Im delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin out
From your tv set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we dont need you
Dont got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

Thats right, folks..
Dont touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin along on your livinroom floor

I am the slime from your video
Cant stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I would love to see that video the LA Times withheld broadcast during the inauguration.

re: #245 bellamags

Do you charge for missed appointment without 24 hr notice?

Only if I never want to see the patients again. It's hard to do that. But as I said they are kinda friends. I mean who else but friends and family give you such a hard time? Well now that we have a nice Long lunch. Any Suggestions?

re: #245 bellamags

The way things are going, I won't be charging for appointments that are kept.

re: #223 jorline

Chavez Likens Obama's 'Stench' to Bush's

Hugo is never happy...does this mean his liberal friends in the US will distance themselves now?

I read Sean(commie-boy) Penn got himself a P.R. guy because of the flare up in the gay community, over his kinship with Chavez and Castro.

/chickens...roost ;>}