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1 rw in san diego  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:43:09am

Where is everybody?

2 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:43:30am

here, here, here

3 MJ  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:43:39am

In the bathroom.

4 eschew_obfuscation  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:43:50am

I'm right here!

5 ryannon  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:43:52am

It's the dawn of a new day, well, a new thread, anyway.

6 wrenchwench  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:00am

________________________
I'm right here under the desk.

7 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:09am
8 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:10am

re: #1 rw in san diego

Where is everybody?

Were around. Why, is something going on?

9 unreconstructed rebel  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:13am

Best thing I can do for myself is go eat lunch.

God bless America!

10 rw in san diego  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:18am

I'm listening to Hume reading the text of the speech and it sounds much better than when I heard it the first time.

11 debutaunt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:26am

TV off all day. I need an update of all the funny stuff.

12 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:30am

re: #5 ryannon
i prefer 2nd part :)

13 turn  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:32am

Will somebody please wake me up now ... I must be dreaming. I see unicorns, rainbows, and a stock market that is tanking big time.

14 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:44:37am

Change and Hope...waiting....waiting..........................

15 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:45:31am

re: #14 jorline

btw have u noticed that both of the words are interchangeable in all of his phrases? lame

16 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:45:36am

I hope he can take the WOT seriously. I hope he fails in his domestic policies, as they hold much danger for us.

I hope he remains safe.

17 Muadib  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:45:41am

re: #1 rw in san diego

Where is everybody?

Girding their loins.

18 unreconstructed rebel  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:45:42am

re: #9 unreconstructed rebel

I need to revise that.

God save America.

19 MJ  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:00am

Can we play being from MSNBC? Impeach him!

20 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:02am

A bit easier to type here in the new thread. It's gonna be a busy day.

21 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:07am

Ack. . .what a world

22 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:07am

I found that it was way to heavy and disconnected from the audience.

23 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:07am

Brit Hume thinks the speech was excellent.

24 rw in san diego  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:10am

Actually, in the foreign policy portion of the speech, he made some good points. I need to read the speech.

25 debutaunt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:18am

re: #13 turn

Will somebody please wake me up now ... I must be dreaming. I see unicorns, rainbows, and a stock market that is tanking big time.

We got out of the market yesterday and are preparing for the upcoming inflation and gasoline only available on odd days of the week.

26 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:34am

I feel the urge to write bad poetry.

27 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:34am

I'm going to fill up my Lexus. I hope the free gas gets there before I do. And what a shmuck I was to pay for that car when I could have just waited for Obama to give me one.

28 ryannon  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:42am

Hundred of shocked and disoriented Lizards - can't even find their way to the new thread....

29 rw in san diego  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:49am

re: #23 tfc3rid

I'm rethinking my opinion on parts of the speech.

30 Tumulus11  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:58am

'A muscular speech.' ...
'The words themselves signify change.'
// CNN

. Retch.

31 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:46:58am

Dow has lost 170 so far today

32 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:01am

Sarah Palin to deliver the Opposition Remarks.
/

33 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:08am

re: #28 ryannon

Hundred of shocked and disoriented Lizards - can't even find their way to the new thread....

Bedazzled. . .like a denim jacket. . .

34 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:09am

re: #28 ryannon

Hundred of shocked and disoriented Lizards - can't even find their way to the new thread....

They are too enarmored by their new unicorns and rainbows.

35 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:09am

Are transgendered ex-prostitutes in charge of nuclear submarines yet?

36 bellamags  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:10am

re: #23 tfc3rid

Brit Hume thinks the speech was excellent.

My world is crumbling. I loved Brit. help me God.

37 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:18am

Gerson said he used way to many cliches

38 Archimedes  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:21am

And your server is doing the job, Charles! There has to be more horsepower under the hood.

39 ryannon  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:25am

re: #29 rw in san diego

I'm rethinking my opinion on parts of the speech.

What speech?

40 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:35am

re: #35 experiencedtraveller

Are transgendered ex-prostitutes in charge of nuclear submarines yet?

will it be ur dream come true?

41 simonml  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:36am

BHO is POTUS now? I feel the same. Pretty much what I figured

42 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:41am

re: #28 ryannon

Hundred of shocked and disoriented Lizards - can't even find their way to the new thread....

ROFL

43 Jamie  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:43am

re: #11 debutaunt

TV off all day. I need an update of all the funny stuff.

Joe Biden farted during his oath. Seriously.

44 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:46am

re: #30 Tumulus11

'A muscular speech.' ...
'The words themselves signify change.'
// CNN

. Retch.

Huh? Roid rage gonna be next new adj.?

45 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:48am

And now Kristen Powers saying Obama usually delivers "soaring" speeches, like the one when he accepted the nomination.

Now, quick; can anyone recall one, single line from that speech?

46 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:47:49am

re: #25 debutaunt

We got out of the market yesterday and are preparing for the upcoming inflation and gasoline only available on odd days of the week.

Oil is below $33/bbl on higher inventories and lower demand.

47 DeathtotheSwiss  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:08am

I miss Mr. Bush.

48 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:10am

re: #1 rw in san diego

Where is everybody?

Indeed. After all the talk about how 4-5 million will show in DC for the inauguration, what is the figure being bandied about? More than 1 million.

You know what - that's about as many that showed for the Bush inaugurations. And the Clintons....

All the hype, and the reality is so much less.

49 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:30am

re: #35 experiencedtraveller

Are transgendered ex-prostitutes in charge of nuclear submarines yet?

They're knocking at your door saying: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

50 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:31am

re: #43 Jamie

Joe Biden farted during his oath. Seriously.

Wha? How did you hear that? Did he wave his hand behind?

51 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:40am

re: #28 ryannon

Hundred of shocked and disoriented Lizards - can't even find their way to the new thread....

Where's the first aid cabinet? I've got bruises from stumbling over the right-hand scroll bar on my way in here.

52 snowcrash  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:47am

re: #11 debutaunt

TV off all day. I need an update of all the funny stuff.


Aretha Franklins hat?

53 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:48am

re: #40 Gella

will it be ur dream come true?

Only if they wear the whites and salute British style.

54 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:49am

Interesting. Fox News has Michael Gershon (sp?), a speechwriter for President Bush. He's not impressed with the speech "too many gathering clouds, etc.). And, Chris Wallace agrees.

So it's not all unicorns - at least at Fox.

55 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:48:50am

I feel so dirty.

56 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:00am

re: #15 Gella

btw have u noticed that both of the words are interchangeable in all of his phrases? lame

Both are empty and unmeasurable as well.

57 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:02am

re: #16 tfc3rid

I hope he can take the WOT seriously. I hope he fails in his domestic policies, as they hold much danger for us.

I hope he remains safe.

I'd like for America to see that a leftward domestic policy doesn't work and that a weak self-defense is stupid. Let's pray we get there by common sense, not as a result of a disaster.

58 father_of_10  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:02am

Anyone see that inauguration speech generator?

59 debutaunt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:05am

re: #43 Jamie

Joe Biden farted during his oath. Seriously.

His funny wife join in?

60 Bill Amos  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:08am

Barack Obama the first US Ponzi Scheme President

61 x-wing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:13am

re: #45 Occasional Reader

And now Kristen Powers saying Obama usually delivers "soaring" speeches, like the one when he accepted the nomination.

Now, quick; can anyone recall one, single line from that speech?

Uh,uh,uh..

/I got nuthin

62 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:34am

Okay, one bright spot; our servicemen and women in full dress uniform lining the steps look frickkin' FANTASTIC.

63 J.S.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:36am

Wait a second...was that "bitter swill?" or "bitter pill?" (need to get those cliches straight for this "excellent" speech).

64 simonml  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:36am

re: #43 Jamie

Joe Biden farted during his oath. Seriously.

LOL

65 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:45am

I thought it was a very good speech. It was very patriotic, recalled those who have fallen in defense of our liberties, tho neglecting Viet Nam, Afghanistan and Iraq heros; let Islamic terrorists know that we would NOT be defeated; never mentioned nuclear resources, but did mention wind, solar, and soil...as being the source of renewable power, etc.
He also talked about personal responsibility, but left it a bit vague, undefined. You know, kinda like his career. LOL

66 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:49am

re: #54 subsailor68

Interesting. Fox News has Michael Gershon (sp?), a speechwriter for President Bush. He's not impressed with the speech "too many gathering clouds, etc.). And, Chris Wallace agrees.

So it's not all unicorns - at least at Fox.

Can we call it the kick 'em when they are down speech?

67 gmsc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:49:56am

re: #43 Jamie

Joe Biden farted during his oath. Seriously.

Really? Whom was Biden copying when he did that?

68 CLLRusso  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:03am

No matter what the rhetoric, it remains to be seen.

69 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:09am

re: #57 Golem Akbar

I'd like for America to see that a leftward domestic policy doesn't work and that a weak self-defense is stupid. Let's pray we get there by common sense, not as a result of a disaster.

BEBE will be the new leader in Israel - and the sparks will fly - I predict.

70 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:12am

re: #60 Bill Amos

Barack Obama the first US Ponzi Scheme President

No, that'd be FDR for setting up social security.

71 Dianna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:20am

re: #45 Occasional Reader

Not a word.

You?

72 Beach Lover  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:20am

Good -bye President and Mrs. Bush.....you did good and we were honored to have you for 8 yrs.

73 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:21am

So the world loves us now, right?

74 simonml  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:22am

re: #45 Occasional Reader

And now Kristen Powers saying Obama usually delivers "soaring" speeches, like the one when he accepted the nomination.

Now, quick; can anyone recall one, single line from that speech?

"Change, hope, change hope."

I WIN!

75 father_of_10  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:23am

re: #67 gmsc

Really? Whom was Biden copying when he did that?

Surely it could not have been an original fart.

76 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:29am

BBL

77 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:34am

re: #61 x-wing

Uh,uh,uh..

/I got nuthin

Challenge your liberal friends with that one.

Or wait a week, and ask them to cite one line from the Inauguration speech.

78 SpartanWoman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:35am

What a dull old speech. I was surprised to hear the Revolutionary War elements. The left must be freaking, no anger against the right.

hahahahaha

79 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:44am

re: #65 Wishing

I thought it was a very good speech. It was very patriotic, recalled those who have fallen in defense of our liberties, tho neglecting Viet Nam, Afghanistan and Iraq heros; let Islamic terrorists know that we would NOT be defeated; never mentioned nuclear resources, but did mention wind, solar, and soil...as being the source of renewable power, etc.
He also talked about personal responsibility, but left it a bit vague, undefined. You know, kinda like his career. LOL

Ummm, did you forget a tag od sarc? Or are you really saying great speech from this lame guy?

80 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:50:48am

I was thinking about what to have for lunch, and I decided, cake!

81 OccamsRazor  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:03am

Lady interviewed...
" I woke up my daughter and told her that Martin Luther King's dream had come true..."
Can't seem to remember MLK dreaming of a BHO presidency.

82 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:05am

re: #63 J.S.

Wait a second...was that "bitter swill?" or "bitter pill?" (need to get those cliches straight for this "excellent" speech).


He was using the teleprompter, so I'd say the word swill was correct.

83 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:07am

The heavens have parted here. Can someone check the oceans?

84 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:11am

Some idiot on Fox saying Bush "is obviously entering a low moment in his presidency".

Um....

85 father_of_10  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:15am

re: #80 Alouette

I was thinking about what to have for lunch, and I decided, cake!

But can you eat it too?

86 MJ  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:15am

Wonder when Fox will have on Frank Luntz who no doubt measured the responses to phrases in Obama's speech?

87 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:18am

re: #66 DisturbedEma

Can we call it the kick 'em when they are down speech?

Sounds good to me. All the soaring rhetoric of:

"All we have to fear is.......uh, um....oh yeah, really scary stuff."

88 yochanan  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:19am

hopium and dopium

89 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:23am

re: #77 Occasional Reader

Challenge your liberal friends with that one.

Or wait a week, and ask them to cite one line from the Inauguration speech.

Shit, it's been 15 minutes, and I have no idea and no rememberance what he said.

90 rw in san diego  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:24am

re: #45 Occasional Reader

I liked his reference to Muslim nations when he said they would be judged by what they build and not by what they destroy. I also liked his defense of the free market. I was surprised by both sentiments. He's the Pres now and I want him to succeed and keep us safe. I want him to defend our way of life and not apologize for it.

91 debutaunt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:26am

re: #67 gmsc

Really? Whom was Biden copying when he did that?

Did his wife pull his finger? They seem like a comical couple.

92 MarineGrunt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:39am

Khe Sanh ?

What the fluck does he know about Khe Sanh, dips*t

93 ryannon  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:51:55am

Farewell, George W. and Barbara - fare thee well...

94 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:05am

re: #79 DisturbedEma

Ummm, did you forget a tag od sarc? Or are you really saying great speech from this lame guy?

It really was a good speech...not a GREAT speech, but it was good.

95 father_of_10  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:06am

re: #81 OccamsRazor

Lady interviewed...
" I woke up my daughter and told her that Martin Luther King's dream had come true..."
Can't seem to remember MLK dreaming of a BHO presidency.

You mean his dream about "content of character"? Whoops!

96 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:06am

re: #88 yochanan

hopium and dopium

Pass it around. The booze isn't working...

97 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:20am

President Obama.

That's going to take some time getting used to, but he IS President and I respect the Office of the President far too much to consider otherwise.

The speech?

It will be elevated to the heights of lofty rhetoric. Academia will study it for generations to come as the shining example of public speaking.

The reality will be so much different. There are only a handful of inaugural speeches that are noteworthy for what was said. I suspect this will be known more for who said it than what was said.

98 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:21am

This is what it feels like to get a step-father when you thought the real father was just great.

99 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:23am

Rush is bleeping out Hussein's middle name during playback of the oaf. hahahahahaha

100 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:30am

re: #37 DistantThunder

Gerson said he used way too many cliches

Speech could have used some editing by Gerson.

It's a sign that 0bamba ain't nearly as smart as he thinks he is, but the on the job training, starts today.

101 x-wing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:36am

Heard the oath again. He did say preserve and protect the constitution.

/we will see

102 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:40am

re: #81 OccamsRazor

Lady interviewed...
" I woke up my daughter and told her that Martin Luther King's dream had come true..."
Can't seem to remember MLK dreaming of a BHO presidency.

Well, on that note... yes, I will fully concur that this has some relation to King's dream. It seemed impossible in 1963 for a black (mixed race, whatever) man to become President. In that regard... without relation to this particular candidate's qualifications, plans, ideology... we've come an awful long way.

103 slokat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:46am

WSJ.com has an interesting chart of presidential approval ratings from Truman to GW Bush

104 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:55am

re: #87 subsailor68

Sounds good to me. All the soaring rhetoric of:

"All we have to fear is.......uh, um....oh yeah, really scary stuff."

And oh, um er give piece, um peace a chance to really fuck us up. . .

105 DeathtotheSwiss  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:56am

I think George W. Bush would be a great boss. I think I'll send him a resume'.

106 simonml  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:52:59am

re: #93 ryannon

Farewell, George W. and Barbara - fare thee well...

George W. and Laura?

107 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:00am

re: #62 Occasional Reader

Okay, one bright spot; our servicemen and women in full dress uniform lining the steps look frickkin' FANTASTIC.

They always do.

108 rw in san diego  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:03am

BBL.

109 MJBrutus  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:06am

So what did Barry say? I mean I saw his lips moving and heard his words, but did he say anything?

Hail to President Cypher.

110 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:08am

Dont we usually say, President of the United States?
When he took the oath, it was "..as president to the United States"

111 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:27am

re: #52 snowcrash

Aretha Franklins hat?

Hat? I thought that was a satellite dish.

112 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:33am

re: #100 itellu3times

Speech could have used some editing by Gerson.

It's a sign that 0bamba ain't nearly as smart as he thinks he is, but the on the job training, starts today.

Gerson said he was surprised considering how well he writes....hahahah

113 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:36am

re: #63 J.S.

Wait a second...was that "bitter swill?" or "bitter pill?" (need to get those cliches straight for this "excellent" speech).

Majority of Lizards here heard 'Bbtter swill' - so thats what he said ...

114 monkeytime  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:37am

I need prozac.

115 trailortrash  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:42am

we are so screwed

116 Adrenalyn  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:57am

well, what better time to announce the newest T shirt to mock his highness with

this one

and LIZARD as the password gets you a 20% discount

117 howyadoin  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:53:58am

Why did BHO say that there have been 44 presidents to take the oath? He is the 44th and there have actually been only 43.

118 Nevergiveup  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:01am

OK so when do the presidential decrees start coming revoking "Don't tell Don't ask" , closing Gitmo, and ending the War in Iraq?

119 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:02am

re: #104 DisturbedEma

And oh, um er give piece, um peace a chance to really fuck us up. . .

Ooh! Well done, sir!

120 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:04am

re: #110 Wishing

Dont we usually say, President of the United States?
When he took the oath, it was "..as president to the United States"

He didn't say where he was from?
/

121 chicagodudewhotrades  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:04am

anybody got a transcript of the speech? I had History Channel on. They had a program on about English wooden castles. i haven't watched much news the last few days.........

122 ryannon  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:19am

re: #106 simonml

George W. and Laura?

Sigh.

It's been a hard day.

123 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:20am

The Bushes always look radiant and warm and kind. My kind of people.

124 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:21am

re: #115 trailortrash

I prefer how C3PO puts it:

"We're doomed."

125 bulwrk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:21am

re: #65 Wishing

Ah yea we've heard all that for the last two years,I was waiting for something more.

126 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:23am

The Bushes are boarding the chopper. Goodbye, Mr. President. You've earned a rest.

127 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:33am

re: #94 Wishing

It really was a good speech...not a GREAT speech, but it was good.

I am going to have to disagree with you- given his trumpeted reputation as a soaring orator. . .and the quotes I have read scare the shit out of this recovering democrat Jew. . .

128 howyadoin  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:42am

If I'm not mistaken, one pres a while back took it only once due to being reelected. Didn't he have some time to prepare the speech and fact check it?

129 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:43am

re: #113 yma o hyd

Majority of Lizards here heard 'Bbtter swill' - so thats what he said ...

Gah - i hate it when the posting is faster than my correction!
PIMF - its 'bitter', right?
Ok?

130 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:44am

re: #81 OccamsRazor

Lady interviewed...
" I woke up my daughter and told her that Martin Luther King's dream had come true..."
Can't seem to remember MLK dreaming of a BHO presidency.

I so wanted a black president. I didn't want a lefty, but there's a lot to be happy about. Be happy.

131 J.S.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:44am

re: #94 Wishing

I'd say it was a really, really wonderful speech, if you like and enjoy cliches...I just wonder how many more cliches we will be hearing in the next 4 years...(I intend to do a cliche count once the speech is on-line).

132 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:46am

Is he crapping rainbows yet?

133 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:54:48am

Okay, I am officially choked up, watching President and Mrs. Bush boarding the helicopter.

God speed sir, and thank you with all my heart.

134 SpartanWoman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:55:00am

re: #90 rw in san diego

I liked his reference to Muslim nations when he said they would be judged by what they build and not by what they destroy. I also liked his defense of the free market. I was surprised by both sentiments. He's the Pres now and I want him to succeed and keep us safe. I want him to defend our way of life and not apologize for it.

Yep, the left must be wretching

135 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:55:11am

re: #118 Nevergiveup

OK so when do the presidential decrees start coming revoking "Don't tell Don't ask" , closing Gitmo, and ending the War in Iraq?

I heard that he was headed directly to the White House today to start signing stuff.

136 IgofAntioch  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:55:16am

Was this speeach written by a random word generator?

137 simonml  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:55:18am

re: #117 howyadoin

Why did BHO say that there have been 44 presidents to take the oath? He is the 44th and there have actually been only 43.

I thought Cleveland was President with non consecutive terms. 42 prior Presidents

138 debutaunt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:55:23am

re: #110 Wishing

Dont we usually say, President of the United States?
When he took the oath, it was "..as president to the United States"

The new rogue prepositional president.

139 Dasher  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:55:33am

We're on Day 2 already?

140 Nevergiveup  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:55:48am

re: #126 Occasional Reader

The Bushes are boarding the chopper. Goodbye, Mr. President. You've earned a rest.

I bet President Bush doesn't hold a news conference at Andrews like Clinton did.

141 Lincolntf  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:55:52am

re: #94 Wishing

I was trying my hardest to listen/watch with an open mind, and I found the speech to be a cliche-riddled mishmash of vague generalizations and blame-placing.
The only good thing about it was it's relative brevity.

142 Nevergiveup  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:08am

re: #133 subsailor68

Okay, I am officially choked up, watching President and Mrs. Bush boarding the helicopter.

God speed sir, and thank you with all my heart.

Me too

143 J.S.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:11am

re: #136 IgofAntioch

probably a random cliche generator...

144 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:11am

74% of Americans "approve of what he's done", referring to Obama.

Um, and that would be...?

145 ryannon  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:21am

re: #137 simonml

I thought Cleveland was President with non consecutive terms. 42 prior Presidents

Maybe he wasn't talking about the United States?

146 Kenneth  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:30am

re: #117 howyadoin

44 presidents... Who didn't take the oath?

147 MJ  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:33am

Hey, the WhiteHouse.gov is getting to be like a blog:

Change has come to WhiteHouse.gov

Welcome to the new WhiteHouse.gov. I'm Macon Phillips, the Director of New Media for the White House and one of the people who will be contributing to the blog.

A short time ago, Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States and his new administration officially came to life. One of the first changes is the White House's new website, which will serve as a place for the President and his administration to connect with the rest of the nation and the world.

Millions of Americans have powered President Obama's journey to the White House, many taking advantage of the internet to play a role in shaping our country's future. WhiteHouse.gov is just the beginning of the new administration's efforts to expand and deepen this online engagement....

[Link: www.whitehouse.gov...]

148 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:38am

Brit discussing the extraordinary graciousness of the Bushes.

149 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:40am

re: #125 bulwrk

Ah yea we've heard all that for the last two years,I was waiting for something more.

To be honest, bulwrk, I have never heard this guy give a speech, this was a first for me.
But it was a good speech, certainly as good as most I have heard in my life.

150 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:41am

... to President George W. Bush

*SALUTE*

151 trailortrash  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:41am

i dont know how Bush sat there while all these speakers acted as if we have been run by slave owners till today...

152 Dasher  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:56:54am

re: #131 J.S.

I'd say it was a really, really wonderful speech, if you like and enjoy cliches...I just wonder how many more cliches we will be hearing in the next 4 years...(I intend to do a cliche count once the speech is on-line).

We call it "Buzzword Bingo" in the corporate world.

153 howyadoin  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:57:00am

re: #137 simonml

That must be what I'm thinking of. 57 states, anyone?

154 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:57:17am

re: #127 DisturbedEma

I am going to have to disagree with you- given his trumpeted reputation as a soaring orator. . .and the quotes I have read scare the shit out of this recovering democrat Jew. . .

It's a dangerous world out there. Even more dangerous is that so many Jews are blind to those dangers. So let's pray things don't go south for Israel and democracy around the world. No matter who is president.

155 SpartanWoman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:57:22am

I don't think his minions expected him to thank W. The bloom is off the rose

156 monkeytime  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:57:32am

Help! I'm stuck in a small offfice with giddy gleefulls talking of the evil Bush stealing the Iraqi oil because they saw a picture of pipeline in Popular Mechanics and how Bush took down the Twin Towers.

157 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:57:33am

Obama issued his 1st Executive Order.

Air Force One has been renamed Messiah One

158 babes  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:57:50am

It kinda looked to me that Michelle was wearing the drapes again ...... sorry.

159 howyadoin  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:03am

re: #146 Kenneth

See #137.

160 Alaska Kim  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:05am

I'll bet I'm gonna miss The Biggest Loser on tv tonite because of all this. heh

And George Bush, Thank You for keeping us safe for the last 8 years.

161 Spiritualized  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:06am

Obama feels our 'distress': Israel's Netanyahu

Opposition leader Benjamin Netanyahu, tipped in the polls to become the next prime minister, said Tuesday that US President-elect Barack Obama understands the "distress" of Israelis.

"I took away the impression that Barack Obama understood our distress very well as well as the cruelty of the enemies we face," the former Israeli prime minister army radio just hours before Obama's inauguration.

Hmm, he has more faith than I do.

162 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:10am

I thank God that we had President Bush in office when he was in office. I am thankful we had 9/11 occur under his watch...

163 uptight  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:11am

I know there's been a lot of bad blood spilled, but to any passing Democrats I say this:

"I promise to show your president exactly the same respect and consideration you showed ours"

164 Dasher  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:19am

re: #151 trailortrash

i dont know how Bush sat there while all these speakers acted as if we have been run by slave owners till today...

I am assuming I messed nothing by skipping the "Imaculation".

165 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:26am

re: #158 babes

It kinda looked to me that Michelle was wearing the drapes again ...... sorry.

"I saw it in the window, and I couldn't resist it."

-Carol Burnett, "Went With The Wind"

166 J.S.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:31am

re: #152 Dasher

wow. "Buzzword Bingo" -- now that's original!

167 simonml  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:37am

re: #147 MJ

Don't accidentally go to whitehouse.com. Its not even a good porn site

168 Stoutcat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:58:48am

Heh, I am SO reminded of the Eagles' song, New Kid in Town...

"Johnny-come-lately, the new kid in town,
Everybody loves you, so don’t let them down…"

169 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:00am

re: #157 faraway

Obama issued his 1st Executive Order.

Air Force One has been renamed Messiah One

so now he will be flying F-22?

170 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:02am

I just talked to my mom and she was bat-shit crazy trashing WAB's choice of evening wear. And, the green gloves and shoes....

Will someone PLEASE get ahold of WAB and teach her how to dress?

171 Joan Not of Arc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:08am

Guys, we're forgetting even more portentous events in history: the return of "Fringe" and "Lost" respectively. Will Olivia escape? Where did Ben move the island to?
It's these things America is really waiting for.

172 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:10am

re: #144 Occasional Reader

74% of Americans "approve of what he's done", referring to Obama.

Um, and that would be...?

He's kept us safe for attack...

173 Alaska Kim  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:11am

re: #158 babes

It kinda looked to me that Michelle was wearing the drapes again ...... sorry.

Yeah, my grandma has a couch made of that fabric.

174 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:11am

re: #161 Spiritualized

Obama feels our 'distress': Israel's Netanyahu

Hmm, he has more faith than I do.

Feeling your pain...that sounds familiar...

175 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:15am
176 ryannon  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:39am

re: #163 uptight

I know there's been a lot of bad blood spilled, but to any passing Democrats I say this:

"I promise to show your president exactly the same respect and consideration you showed ours"

Fair enough!

/

177 Adrenalyn  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:45am

re: #170 MandyManners

I just talked to my mom and she was bat-shit crazy trashing WAB's choice of evening wear. And, the green gloves and shoes....

Will someone PLEASE get ahold of WAB and teach her how to dress?

never gonna happen
no one ever taught Bush how to speak

178 CLLRusso  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:46am

I am already feeling depressed. I should not have watched the transition. I should be outside figuring out how to cover up my yard full of delicate flowers, we are freezing tonight in Tampa. How appropriate!

179 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:56am

re: #158 babes

It kinda looked to me that Michelle was wearing the drapes again ...... sorry.

More like drapes from a brothel with all those crystals.

180 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:57am

This was an excellent program on last night about the White House, and Laura Bush hosted the tour, which included the Keno brothers of Antiques Roadshow fame. President Bush also appeared at several instances to comment on the house - his home for the past eight years - and his humor shone through.

I'm sure he's going to miss all the people who work behind the scenes to make his life as easy as possible - from the waiters and staff who prepare the meals to those who get his wardrobe ready to all those who are there to protect him and keep him informed 24/7/365. I'm sure he isn't going to miss the rest of it one bit. Least of all the political crap he took from the Left, which was personal and not just the usual claptrap.

If you want a friend in DC, get a dog. We got two. /President Bush

181 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 9:59:59am

re: #158 babes

It kinda looked to me that Michelle was wearing the drapes again ...... sorry.

At least this time, she chose the PLAIN ones. LOL

182 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:05am

Juan Williams is choking up.

183 skree  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:07am

re: #171 Joan Not of Arc

I'm using these premieres to block out reality.

184 acwgusa  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:07am

re: #157 faraway

Obama issued his 1st Executive Order.

Air Force One has been renamed Messiah One

Why does he need AF1? Can't he fly?

185 Nevergiveup  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:09am

The black guy on FOX is crying?

186 midwestgak  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:11am

re: #141 Lincolntf

of vague generalizations and blame-placing.

The blame placing made me angry.

187 Lincolntf  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:14am

re: #163 uptight

One thing that I'm anticipating is that B.O. will always be referred to as "President Obama" by the media sycophants who incessantly referred to our 43rd President simply as "Bush". That drove me nuts.

188 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:15am

Gitmo closed yet?

189 trailortrash  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:23am

LOL he sure is

190 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:33am

re: #172 tfc3rid

He's kept us safe for attack...

Obama has kept us safe from attack? For he last 60 minutes? (Well, more like 54)

191 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:33am

Juan williams is crying openly saying he never thought that a black man would be president.....

192 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:36am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up.

Surprising, sort of. Juan was a fan of Hillary.

193 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:53am

If the plane is called Air Force One, what will Michelle's big butt be called?

194 monkeytime  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:57am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up.

Not surprised - but still - good grief.

195 Beach Lover  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:00:59am

re: #165 Occasional Reader

"I saw it in the window, and I couldn't resist it."

-Carol Burnett, "Went With The Wind"


minus the curtain rod, of course.
*snicker*
and the diamonds?! comon! It's noon...what is she gonna wear tonight a tiara?
I know...meooooww

196 lobo91  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:03am

re: #46 Honorary Yooper

Oil is below $33/bbl on higher inventories and lower demand.

What do archaic concepts like "supply and demand" have to do with prices in the new Obama reality?

197 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:04am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up.

I'm listening to that, holy cow...

198 outsidephilly  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:07am

re: #33 DisturbedEma

Bedazzled. . .like a denim jacket. . .

OT - tell us about the babies!

199 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:11am

Looks like Obama has alot of "BLING" at the inauguration.

200 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:18am

re: #193 faraway

If the plane is called Air Force One, what will Michelle's big butt be called?

Air Force 2 and 3

201 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:24am

re: #161 Spiritualized

Obama feels our 'distress': Israel's Netanyahu

Hmm, he has more faith than I do.

He's gotta say something nice, like putting out honey to catch flies ...

202 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:42am

re: #163 uptight

I know there's been a lot of bad blood spilled, but to any passing Democrats I say this:

"I promise to show your president exactly the same respect and consideration you showed ours"


Let me suggest that we show the democrats real class, not what they showed to Bush, from day one. I say we wait, be supportive, and hold criticism for something really egregious.

203 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:43am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up.

Chris Matthews has gone into seizures

204 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:55am

re: #177 Adrenalyn

never gonna happen
no one ever taught Bush how to speak

I'm thinking about protocol. Is there no one in the State Department that can help her? This is not a minor thing. Wearing/doing the right thing with foreign heads of state is important.

205 fish  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:01:58am

I am taking the rest of the day off from politics. Thinking about renting a movie. Something mindless and fun, maybe Hulk or Iron Man.

Have fun re hashing one of the worst presidential speeches I have ever seen, I will be drinking.

206 gmsc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:00am

re: #200 Gella

Air Force 2 and 3

Is that a crack?

207 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:01am

re: #190 Occasional Reader

Obama has kept us safe from attack? For he last 60 minutes? (Well, more like 54)

You misread, methinks.

208 kcladderman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:05am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up.

Hurray? oh up? never mind.

209 wahabicorridor  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:07am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up.

Yeah, and I wish he would just choke already.

210 brookly red  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:10am

re: #156 monkeytime

Help! I'm stuck in a small offfice with giddy gleefulls talking of the evil Bush stealing the Iraqi oil because they saw a picture of pipeline in Popular Mechanics and how Bush took down the Twin Towers.

Your own your own...

211 monkeytime  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:12am

re: #200 Gella

Air Force 2 and 3


Globemaster?

212 Kenneth  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:23am

re: #179 MandyManners

I don't know what you're complaining about, I thought her upholstery was fabulous!

213 chicagodudewhotrades  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:29am

The Korean War episode of "Dogfights' on History Channel........

214 MJ  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:36am

re: #201 yma o hyd

He's gotta say something nice, like putting out honey to catch flies ...

They're working to undermine Netanyahu in the election as we write.

215 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:43am

Alert: PTOD panic

Post Traumatic ObamaGasm Disorder

216 Cathypop  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:45am

re: #204 MandyManners

I'm thinking about protocol. Is there no one in the State Department that can help her? This is not a minor thing. Wearing/doing the right thing with foreign heads of state is important.


Put her in a burka!

217 J.S.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:54am

CNN - Hilarious! -- One of 'em was repeating parts from the speech talkin' about Muslims...The first bit ended by sayin' something about "we will defeat you!" and the next bit was about "a new way forward" (or contradictory cliches to that effect)...Of course, the counterdictions were brushed off, with CNN still in glazed-eyed, dazzled mode.

218 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:57am

re: #163 uptight

I know there's been a lot of bad blood spilled, but to any passing Democrats I say this:

"I promise to show your president exactly the same respect and consideration you showed ours"

I am recovering from being one of those democrats. . .have at er and give em HELL!

219 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:02:58am

re: #207 Wishing

You misread, methinks.

Ah. True. Well, at least I didn't screw up an Oath of Office or anything like that.

220 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:04am

YAY! John McCain, thanks for making today possible!

221 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:08am

re: #200 Gella

Air Force 2 and 3

Don't read between the lines

222 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:10am
What do archaic concepts like "supply and demand" have to do with prices in the new Obama reality?

The messiah will re-define "supply and Demand" by taking from the producer and giving to the consumer(welfare recipient).

223 monkeytime  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:19am

re: #210 brookly red

Your own your own...


Trust me. I know. :>(

224 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:20am

re: #204 MandyManners

I'm thinking about protocol. Is there no one in the State Department that can help her? This is not a minor thing. Wearing/doing the right thing with foreign heads of state is important.

Maybe she'll accidentally show a Muslim leader the soles of her shoes.

225 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:26am

re: #203 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Chris Matthews has gone into seizures

Jesse Jackson is masturbating.

226 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:27am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up.


I want to hear what he says once he discovers the Messiah is only human.

227 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:29am
228 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:37am

Someone should really do a mashup showing all these fawning figurines crying about the Obama inauguration...

229 BingoBunny  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:42am

I heard the speech .. delivery was poor.. but so were most of the thoughts behind it..B ho is not in any class a great speaker.. he didn't make sows ears into silk.. he didn't make a single point that I thought "yah thats good." He will be a big disappointment, and thats not a bad thing.. we have elections to correct our mistakes.. they make us think sometimes.. and sometimes they make us wake up. The next election will be one of those wake up moments.. when we all wonder how the dream turned into a nightmare.

/ GOD bess you George Bush, thank you for keeping us safe.. and doing it within the constitution.. may B ho do half as good he will surprise me.

230 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:44am

re: #205 fish

I am taking the rest of the day off from politics. Thinking about renting a movie. Something mindless and fun, maybe Hulk or Iron Man.

Have fun re hashing one of the worst presidential speeches I have ever seen, I will be drinking.

You might like Appaloosa if you haven't already seen it. Tough men, getting shit done.

231 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:47am

re: #170 MandyManners

I just talked to my mom and she was bat-shit crazy trashing WAB's choice of evening wear. And, the green gloves and shoes....

Will someone PLEASE get ahold of WAB and teach her how to dress?

No.
Let her commit all the fashion faux-pas she likes - she's WABFL now, and her msitakes give hope to all women who are challenged, fashion- and style-wise.

Hm. Sarc or no sarc - thats the question ...

232 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:56am

re: #210 brookly red

Your own your own...

The Popular mechanics article debunked all of the troothers arguments. Show them the mass graves in Iraq in archeology today showing the skeletons of executed and blindfolded children.

233 Dasher  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:03:59am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up.

Juan chokes me up too. /sarc

Today is a No TV / HDTV day in this household.

234 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:06am

re: #203 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Chris Matthews has gone into seizures

Sometimes I wish Chris would just have a "GAG" attack.

235 MJBrutus  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:14am

re: #110 Wishing

Dont we usually say, President of the United States?
When he took the oath, it was "..as president to the United States"

Yeah, I was surprised that Roberts slipped up so badly. On that and on the "faithfully defend" parts.

236 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:15am

re: #221 faraway

Don't read between the lines

yes thank u, me and my dirty mind, i am sure Vivid will make movie about it or as we would call them a historical documents ("Galaxy Quest")

237 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:18am

re: #221 faraway

Don't read between the lines

( %P% )

238 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:20am

re: #217 J.S.

CNN - Hilarious! -- One of 'em was repeating parts from the speech talkin' about Muslims...The first bit ended by sayin' something about "we will defeat you!" and the next bit was about "a new way forward" (or contradictory cliches to that effect)...Of course, the counterdictions were brushed off, with CNN still in glazed-eyed, dazzled mode.

He posited it as a negative, You will never defeat us, rather than, We will surely defeat you.

239 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:22am

re: #205 fish

I am taking the rest of the day off from politics. Thinking about renting a movie. Something mindless and fun, maybe Hulk or Iron Man.

Have fun re hashing one of the worst presidential speeches I have ever seen, I will be drinking.


Iron Man is the best superhero movie I've seen yet...even better than the latest Batman.

240 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:23am

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

241 Dianna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:25am

re: #227 buzzsawmonkey

Michelle Obama only wears upholstery fabric so that we will say, "Sofa, so good."

Ow!

I didn't see her dress. Did she really look like someone's grandmother's couch?

242 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:30am

Obama: The Oaf of Office

243 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:32am

re: #227 buzzsawmonkey

Michelle Obama only wears upholstery fabric so that we will say, "Sofa, so good."

And so her husband can couch his speeches in the vaguest of terms.

244 gmsc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:48am

re: #228 lawhawk

Someone should really do a mashup showing all these fawning figurines crying about the Obama inauguration...

Done.
;)

245 Killian Bundy  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:04:56am

re: #118 Nevergiveup

OK so when do the presidential decrees start coming revoking "Don't tell Don't ask" , closing Gitmo, and ending the War in Iraq?

/today he'll sign the Gitmo closing order and remove most Federal restrictions on abortion

246 Adrenalyn  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:08am

re: #204 MandyManners

I'm thinking about protocol. Is there no one in the State Department that can help her? This is not a minor thing. Wearing/doing the right thing with foreign heads of state is important.

a bag will be fine
all devout Muslim women wear them

247 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:12am

I thought his warmongering was the opposite of speak softly and carry a big stick. over the top bravado as if to prove his toughness - i found it disingenuous.

248 acwgusa  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:21am

I just check the water in Coronado Bay, and the ocean hasn't gone down yet.

249 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:24am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

Attrocious. Absolutely attrocious.

250 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:39am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

As was I. As a fellow musician (sax in my case) I'm sure you can remember some times when it was so cold it was almost impossible to get - or stay - in tune!

:-)

251 MJBrutus  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:43am

re: #233 Dasher

Juan chokes me up too. /sarc

Today is a No TV / HDTV day in this household.

I saw. Get a grip Juan, this ain't the '50s. Only a fool doesn't see it as clearly evident and needs proof of the fact.

252 Alaska Kim  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:45am

Michelle Obama always looks like she has a big wad of skoal inside her bottom lip.

253 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:49am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

She was trying to set up the poet to look good.

254 monkeytime  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:49am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.


Rather prophetic.

255 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:05:51am
256 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:12am

re: #204 MandyManners

I'm thinking about protocol. Is there no one in the State Department that can help her? This is not a minor thing. Wearing/doing the right thing with foreign heads of state is important.

Send her a picture book of the clothes Princess Di used to wear - that should help!

257 Bubbaman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:15am

My recommendation:

1) Take a shot (or two, maybe three) of some vodka

2) Go to see Defiance. I suspect that we Joos will be living in the forest soon.

258 J.S.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:15am

re: #238 Wishing

That was CNN's re-hash...(have to wait to get the actual text of Obama's speech.)

259 wrenchwench  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:18am

This just in:

EXECUTIVE ORDERS

The President has not yet issued any Executive Orders.

So far, so good.

260 Killian Bundy  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:23am

re: #193 faraway

If the plane is called Air Force One, what will Michelle's big butt be called?

/Butt Force One

261 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:25am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

How can the queen of soul lose her voice?

262 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:25am

re: #231 yma o hyd

No.
Let her commit all the fashion faux-pas she likes - she's WABFL now, and her msitakes give hope to all women who are challenged, fashion- and style-wise.

Hm. Sarc or no sarc - thats the question ...

I'd like to see Clinton and Stacy get ahold of her.

263 Dianna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:28am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

She's been very ill, suffering with complications of diabetes, I understood.

264 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:30am

re: #213 chicagodudewhotrades

The Korean War episode of "Dogfights' on History Channel........

English wood castles is more interesting...

265 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:32am
266 quickjustice  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:32am

Whew! Obama got through it! (I have a feeling there are gonna be lots of similar sentiments in the upcoming Presidency).

267 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:41am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

It's got to be terrible acoustics and the freezing cold day can't be helpful.

268 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:42am

re: #198 outsidephilly

OT - tell us about the babies!

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b


Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

269 chicagodudewhotrades  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:50am

re: #240 Charles


Charles have you ever meet her in person during your musical career?

270 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:06:57am

re: #128 howyadoin

If I'm not mistaken, one pres a while back took it only once due to being reelected. Didn't he have some time to prepare the speech and fact check it?

Yes. Grover Cleaveland.

271 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:00am

re: #266 quickjustice

Whew! Obama got through it! (I have a feeling there are gonna be lots of similar sentiments in the upcoming Presidency).

He screwed up the oath of office.

272 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:09am

re: #259 wrenchwench

This just in:

So far, so good.

Enjoy the seconds running up to....

273 Adrenalyn  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:14am

did Juan Cole cry when Clarence Thomas was appointed to the Supreme Court ?

or when Condoleeza Rice was made Secretary of State ?
Colin Powell made General ?

when Bill Cosby renounced ghetto talk ?

274 Perry  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:16am

I felt sorry for the quartet playing in the cold. Hard to keep in tune. But I couldn't really hear it well enough to tell.

275 harrylook  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:18am

re: #157 faraway

The only solution is to leave "sick," go home, take a Tylenol PM (or 2) and wait for tomorrow. It will be better tomorrow.

276 acwgusa  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:22am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Will the other twin be named Sunday?

277 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:25am

re: #241 Dianna

Ow!

I didn't see her dress. Did she really look like someone's grandmother's couch?

Yellow brocade with crystals. A wide crystal collar. Green gloves. Green shoes.

278 bulwrk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:39am

re: #149 Wishing

It seems like he just went down a check list too me, made sure he hit all his talking points added a few flourishes here and there,nothing that would lead me to believe that there might be something more to this man.

279 trailortrash  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:48am

congrats DisturbedEma :)

280 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:48am

re: #214 MJ

They're working to undermine Netanyahu in the election as we write.

Tbh, I'd go for Livni, if I had the choice. She's grown in my estimation since Operation Cast Lead.

281 Dianna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:51am

re: #253 Occasional Reader

She was trying to set up the poet to look good.

That would qualify as the top post of all time for the "Fail" blog.

282 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:55am

re: #170 MandyManners

I just talked to my mom and she was bat-shit crazy trashing WAB's choice of evening wear. And, the green gloves and shoes....

Will someone PLEASE get ahold of WAB and teach her how to dress?

Maybe we can tell the threat level over at DHS by what she's wearing.

283 Irish Rose  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:56am

Just back from a very surreal morning, at the assisted living facility where I work on Tuesday mornings.

We served up a breakfast buffet and I watched the inauguration with all of the residents, most of whom are in their seventies and beyond. Most were sharing memories of administrations past.

One old black gentleman in a wheelchair, a WWII vet, was dressed up in his best suit and tie and he was holding a small, faded American flag in his had during the entire event. He started crying when the Obama children came out. At the completion of the address, he stood up out of his wheelchair and applauded, with tears rolling down his cheeks.

I left shortly after 12:30 and sent a text message to my Marine son, in honor of his new Commander in Chief. It said "Godspeed to our next President, and God Bless the United States of America".

Couple of minutes later I got a text message back from him. It said "Indeed. He'd better not fuck this one up!"

My own personal observation:

Michelles' Inauguration dress was quite attractive, I'll give her that.
I'm not sure whose jaw was sticking out further, though... hers or his.

284 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:56am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Congratulations!

285 wahabicorridor  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:07:58am

re: #241 Dianna

Ow!

I didn't see her dress. Did she really look like someone's grandmother's couch?

It was a gold/yellow coat/dress ensemble. Don't believe the 'brocade' descriptions - it looked more like applique lace - but it had some pearls/glitter going on with silver jewelry-like trim at the neck and cuffs.. It's very pretty, but more appropriate for formal evening - not formal daywear

286 samsgran1948  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:02am

re: #132 CyanSnowHawk

Is he crapping rainbows yet?

You owe me a keyboard, dammit!

287 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:06am

re: #255 buzzsawmonkey

Any davenport in a storm.

But I'm that certain her husband loveseat.

288 sngnsgt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:16am

re: #50 DisturbedEma

Wha? How did you hear that? Did he wave his hand behind?

Yea, you could see that his fingers we're crossed too.

289 FloridaAnole  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:22am

Um, just back from looking at the ocean. It doesn't seem to have receded apprecibly yet, contrary to Mr. Obama's promise in his acceptance speech. When is this King Canute act scheduled to occur?

290 filetandrelease  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:40am

He messed up the oath, that is pitiful. Here is a link to the text of his speech if anyone is interested. speech

291 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:40am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Good heavens - did you have a c-section or was labor really only 43 minutes?

292 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:47am

re: #257 Bubbaman

My recommendation:

1) Take a shot (or two, maybe three) of some vodka

2) Go to see Defiance. I suspect that we Joos will be living in the forest soon.

Yeah, and for good measure show your "educated" friends the movie "Good"
So "Good", it hurts

293 Benthoven  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:49am

re: #81 OccamsRazor

Lady interviewed...
" I woke up my daughter and told her that Martin Luther King's dream had come true..."
Can't seem to remember MLK dreaming of a BHO presidency.

"I dream of a day when a man will be judged by the content of his character, not the color of his skin." MLK

Sorry, MLK not yet. BHO was elected because of the color of his skin,l definitely not the content of his character. Very sad day for America in my estimation.

294 apachegunner  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:50am

re: #182 Charles

295 Dianna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:54am

re: #256 yma o hyd

Diana Spencer was much easier to dress.

Pity nothing could be done about her brain. Head like a day-old chick.

296 eschew_obfuscation  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:08:59am

re: #250 subsailor68

As was I. As a fellow musician (sax in my case) I'm sure you can remember some times when it was so cold it was almost impossible to get - or stay - in tune!

:-)

I know the effects of temperature and humidity on musical instruments, but the military band seemed to be able to handle the weather quite well.

297 avanti  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:02am
After all the talk about how 4-5 million will show in DC for the inauguration, what is the figure being bandied about? More than 1 million.

You know what - that's about as many that showed for the Bush inaugurations. And the Clintons....

All the hype, and the reality is so much less.


Still a record

"Police had projected crowds ranging between 1 and 2 million for the inauguration.

In 1981, President Ronald Reagan's inauguration drew about 500,000 people, and President Bill Clinton's 1993 inauguration drew about 800,000 people, according to park service estimates."

298 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:03am
299 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:12am

As I indicated, I had the kids read the first inaugural. Fairly dry and fully of really big words, but as I explained to the kids, the first inaugural was nothing like this one.

To begin with, the President was humble and great.

(Did I say that out loud?)

My favorite part was the part where Washington told Congress he didn't need any money and the presidential budget should be kept really small.

300 cblesz  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:14am

Just curious...as all those people called Bush an idiot...will they say Obama is stupid as he screwed up the oath? How can the world's smartest guy screw it up?

301 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:23am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

She wore an interesting hat, though ...

/

302 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:26am

re: #287 pre-Boomer Marine brat

But I'm that certain her husband loveseat.

Will we see the rebirth of the Ottoman Empire?

303 MJ  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:27am

Gitmo is still open.

304 brookly red  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:28am

re: #223 monkeytime

Trust me. I know. :>(

I suggest that you change the subject to global warming, & that we will all be dead in a month... that should put a turd in their punch bowl :)

305 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:30am

re: #276 acwgusa

Will the other twin be named Sunday?

Funeeeeee:)

306 Dianna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:32am

re: #277 MandyManners

Oh...dear. Oh, dearie, dearie me.

I shall have to see a picture.

307 kcladderman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:33am

re: #250 subsailor68

As was I. As a fellow musician (sax in my case) I'm sure you can remember some times when it was so cold it was almost impossible to get - or stay - in tune!

:-)

Martina McBride was in tune Sunday night in Pittsburgh. It was plenty cold there.

308 SpartanWoman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:37am

total anticlimax

poor old lefties

309 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:37am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Wonderful! Fraternal or identical twins? (am guessing the former)
How are you feeling?

310 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:42am
311 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:45am

re: #253 Occasional Reader

She was trying to set up the poet to look good.

EPIC FAIL

312 simonml  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:50am

re: #283 Irish Rose

Just back from a very surreal morning, at the assisted living facility where I work on Tuesday mornings.

We served up a breakfast buffet and I watched the inauguration with all of the residents, most of whom are in their seventies and beyond. Most were sharing memories of administrations past.

One old black gentleman in a wheelchair, a WWII vet, was dressed up in his best suit and tie and he was holding a small, faded American flag in his had during the entire event. He started crying when the Obama children came out. At the completion of the address, he stood up out of his wheelchair and applauded, with tears rolling down his cheeks.

I left shortly after 12:30 and sent a text message to my Marine son, in honor of his new Commander in Chief. It said "Godspeed to our next President, and God Bless the United States of America".

Couple of minutes later I got a text message back from him. It said "Indeed. He'd better not fuck this one up!"

My own personal observation:

Michelles' Inauguration dress was quite attractive, I'll give her that.
I'm not sure whose jaw was sticking out further, though... hers or his.

Today is a very important day for a lot of Americans. Let's keep that in mind. Despite how we may feel about BHO, he represents a lot for a lot of people

313 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:53am
314 UberInfidel67  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:53am

Guys....go to the Jawa Report for the text of his speech:

[Link: www.cnn.com...]

315 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:56am

re: #303 MJ

Gitmo is still open.

All those guys had their bags packed, too.

316 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:56am

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

317 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:09:56am

re: #296 eschew_obfuscation

I know the effects of temperature and humidity on musical instruments, but the military band seemed to be able to handle the weather quite well.

Oh yeah! God bless 'em, it had to be a real challenge - but they met it.

318 wahabicorridor  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:02am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b


Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .


YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO TWINS?

319 Perry  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:04am

re: #298 buzzsawmonkey

Sounds good. We're snowed in.

320 Lincolntf  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:05am

re: #265 buzzsawmonkey

One of my buddies described her in a way that made me laugh. It might be construed as kind of racially tinged, though, so I don't want to post it here.
Think of a Carvel ice cream cake character with the initials F. T. W.

321 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:07am

re: #291 DistantThunder

Good heavens - did you have a c-section or was labor really only 43 minutes?

No C. . .just lucky and they were babies 7 and 8

322 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:11am

re: #286 samsgran1948

You owe me a keyboard, dammit!

NA! He's got balls of lightning coming out of his ass(William Wallice)

323 cblesz  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:12am

re: #293 Benthoven

"I dream of a day when a man will be judged by the content of his character, not the color of his skin." MLK

Sorry, MLK not yet. BHO was elected because of the color of his skin,l definitely not the content of his character. Very sad day for America in my estimation.

Agree 100%. man was certainly elected because of the color of his skin, period.

324 Bubbaman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:27am

I wonder how many moonbat-Bush haters were out today? Unfortunately, I'm working and have no way to check. Yesterday, one of my teenagers was in tears after seeing the vile, disrespectful, mental-patients that were running around.

325 acwgusa  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:29am

re: #305 DisturbedEma

Funeeeeee:)

Sorry. Brain dead paper sorting today got to me. Lame Joke follows.

326 quickjustice  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:32am

re: #271 Jetpilot1101

Reflecting on the phrasing, the entire tone is negative and defeatist. This guy is playing defense already, particularly in military and foreign affairs.

327 x-wing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:37am

re: #252 Alaska Kim

Michelle Obama always looks like she has a big wad of skoal inside her bottom lip.

Big gums ?

328 teleskiguy  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:41am

Didn't watch the speech, read it on Drudge. Good speech rhetorically, but C'Mon! Next thing you know he'll be promising wireless energy and a laptop for every infant. I didn't catch anything in the speech about what the reality of the world is and what we're going to do about it. But it was patriotic.

329 committed  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:41am

The minister's prayer when he started talking about the races really pissed me off.

330 UberInfidel67  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:49am

For the translation of said speech:

[Link: mypetjawa.mu.nu...]

331 wrenchwench  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:53am

re: #309 Wishing

Wonderful! Fraternal or identical twins? (am guessing the former)
How are you feeling?

My twin sisters say they are "sororital" twins.

332 VioletTiger  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:54am

re: #204 MandyManners

I'm thinking about protocol. Is there no one in the State Department that can help her? This is not a minor thing. Wearing/doing the right thing with foreign heads of state is important.

I hope they get her a stylist. She doesn't have to be a trend setter; she just needs to dress appropriately.

333 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:10:59am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

+1000000000

334 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:11:26am

re: #307 kcladderman

Martina McBride was in tune Sunday night in Pittsburgh. It was plenty cold there.

I saw the game, and heard Martina sing. You're absolutely right, she was terrific. (Especially on the "land of the free" section.)

335 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:11:31am

As a US Serviceman, I will have to temper my comments on LGF IRT the president for the next four years. I will however, thoroughly enjoy reading all of your witticisms and replacing my keyboards on a fairly regular basis.

336 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:11:38am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Congratulations!
Thats what I call a piece of really good news!

337 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:11:42am

Obama didn't flub the oath, actually. Justice Roberts did.

338 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:11:44am

re: #302 Occasional Reader

Will we see the rebirth of the Ottoman Empire?

Huh? I thought it was still underfoot.

339 midwestgak  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:11:56am

Rush - saw more enthusiasm at a John McCain rally. lol

340 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:01am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b


Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

My sister's twins were in the hospital for weeks, having been preemies. They are fine and healthy now.

They are Kate and Clara. Another set of baby girl twins born near the same time that I know are Reese and Mira.

341 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:05am

that was it?

342 VioletTiger  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:07am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Congratulations! Are these your first?

343 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:09am

re: #301 yma o hyd

She wore an interesting hat, though ...

/

Where did she get that thing? Sal's Petits? (thrift store, salvation army, etc).

344 wrenchwench  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:10am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

Good for you. Feels good to 86 a loser, doesn't it?

345 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:12am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

I'm very glad you took a stand on this. I would have been less professional...

346 Beach Lover  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:12am

re: #273 Adrenalyn
actually I think he did agree with Bill Cosby, but as far as the others......um don't think so.

347 lobo91  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:20am

re: #275 harrylook

The only solution is to leave "sick," go home, take a Tylenol PM (or 2) and wait for tomorrow. It will be better tomorrow.

I would agree, but I have an appointment for oral surgery first thing tomorrow morning.

So I doubt that tomorrow will be better for me.

348 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:24am

re: #300 cblesz
How did he screw it up?

349 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:35am

re: #260 Killian Bundy

/Butt Force One

Booty Force One.

350 Perry  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:35am

re: #321 DisturbedEma

Congratulations! You're very blessed. Prayers for good milk production (if you're breast-feeding, which is none of my business) and good sleep soon.

351 funky chicken  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:44am

re: #48 lawhawk

Indeed. After all the talk about how 4-5 million will show in DC for the inauguration, what is the figure being bandied about? More than 1 million.

You know what - that's about as many that showed for the Bush inaugurations. And the Clintons....

All the hype, and the reality is so much less.

I have a feeling we're gonna have 4 years like this. Everything about Obama has been hype and myth. Eventually more and more people should wake up....kind of like is apparently starting to happen with "global warming/climate change/carbon dioxide."

352 arethusa  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:46am

re: #303 MJ

Gitmo is still open.

Oceans are still at their usual levels.

353 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:49am

re: #321 DisturbedEma

No C. . .just lucky and they were babies 7 and 8


You beat me by one - Mr DT drew the line at 7 - so congrats - BIG TIME!

354 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:57am

re: #309 Wishing

Wonderful! Fraternal or identical twins? (am guessing the former)
How are you feeling?

Well, given the event of the day, a bit more baby blue than usual. . .but the girls are helping me stay positive. . .they are home too- just have to watch for jauntice- but weight wise they are fine as well, and well, I just do not trust hospitals all that much. . .

355 Steve  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:12:59am

Chicago called again. Their idiot is still missing.

356 outsidephilly  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:13:05am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

I am glad to 'see' you! . . . , we'll talk more about this later, otay?

357 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:13:09am

re: #256 yma o hyd

Send her a picture book of the clothes Princess Di used to wear - that should help!

I fear that might be putting lipstick on a pig.

358 J.S.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:13:19am

re: #290 filetandrelease

Thank you for providing that link to the speech. And, Obama did say "we will defeat you" and he did say "bitter swill" and he did claim (later on with respect to Muslims) "a new way forward."

359 Nevergiveup  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:13:43am

re: #337 Charles

Obama didn't flub the oath, actually. Justice Roberts did.

I hear it was Justice Roberts who was on the grassy knoll all along?

360 sngnsgt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:13:48am

re: #337 Charles

A sign of things to come.

361 Guy_Philly  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:13:51am

being a Fed, i have a new boss. "Meet the new boss, same (not) as the old boss." Americal got fooled again.

362 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:13:52am

re: #247 DistantThunder
Hey DT! On one of the threads today,you said folks were laughing at something someone said - do you recall who was saying what that was being laughed at?

363 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:13:59am

re: #318 wahabicorridor

YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO TWINS?

Yes, yesterday. . .7:53 am to be exact. . .and again at 8:08am. . .

364 Bubbaman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:09am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

G-d bless you. Where is your restaurant? I would love to come enjoy your hospitality.

365 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:10am

re: #344 wrenchwench

Good for you. Feels good to 86 a loser, doesn't it?

LMAO...big time 86. I couldn't believe she did that...un-friggin believable.

366 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:15am

DisturbedEma, CONGRATULATIONS!

367 Pyrocles  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:16am

Heh. Most folks at my office LOVE the way the WAB dresses. They like how she avoids "designer" brands, and shops at stores that average people do, like Target, K-Mart, etc. "The People's Clothing"?

re: #231 yma o hyd

No.
Let her commit all the fashion faux-pas she likes - she's WABFL now, and her msitakes give hope to all women who are challenged, fashion- and style-wise.

Hm. Sarc or no sarc - thats the question ...

368 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:17am

Hamas fighters using an ambulance for transport?

Unfortunately it's too damn blurry. What do you guys think?

369 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:28am

re: #182 Charles

Juan Williams is choking up on a pork bone.

Wishful thinking...

370 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:29am

re: #295 Dianna

Diana Spencer was much easier to dress.

Pity nothing could be done about her brain. Head like a day-old chick.

Yeah, well - thats what happens when girls occupy their time in and out of school with nothing but fashion ...

371 Nevergiveup  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:35am

re: #335 Jetpilot1101

As a US Serviceman, I will have to temper my comments on LGF IRT the president for the next four years. I will however, thoroughly enjoy reading all of your witticisms and replacing my keyboards on a fairly regular basis.

Yup, he's my new boss also.

372 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:43am

re: #353 DistantThunder

You beat me by one - Mr DT drew the line at 7 - so congrats - BIG TIME!

thanks, we lost a baby girl some years back. . .but I still count her. . .

373 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:59am
374 quickjustice  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:14:59am

re: #329 committed

The minister's remarks are a paraphrase of an old joke in the black community referring to white racism:

"If you're black, get back.
If you're brown, stick around.
If you're white, you're all right."

His paraphrase is a thumb in the eye of white people, yet whites don't understand it. Interesting that reverse racism rears its ugly head so early, and so publicly and officially, during Obama's inauguration.

375 teleskiguy  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:00am

re: #337 Charles

Obama didn't flub the oath, actually. Justice Roberts did.

I watched the video, I think they BOTH f***ed it up!

376 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:06am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Holy Samoyeds... congratulations!

377 J.S.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:14am

re: #337 Charles

According to CNN, Roberts put the word "faithfully" in the wrong location, and Obama smiled and corrected Robert's mistake.

378 CLLRusso  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:14am

re: #240 Charles

By the way, Aretha Franklin sounded absolutely terrible. I was surprised at how out of tune and weak her voice was.

Yes, but it is cold and she is old. But weren't the Itzhak Perlman classical group terrific! I do love Yo Yo Ma as well. What professionals!

379 LGoPs  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:24am

What I personally really, really, really need to know is.....how much did the Obama's spend on their Inaugural Wardrobe. The medai found it earth shatteringly important to tell us how much Sarah Palin's family wardrobe cost. I do hope they apply the same rigor and diligence to telling us the details on the Obama's........
/

380 wrenchwench  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:31am

re: #365 jorline

LMAO...big time 86. I couldn't believe she did that...un-friggin believable.

She probably couldn't believe what you did. And your applauding customers will never forget.

381 pre-Boomer's SockPuppy  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:41am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

For THAT one, I unlimbered pre-Boomer's Sock Puppy to give you another up-ding. It's the first time I've ever done that.

*salute*

/heading for the telephone booth again, to change

382 Kenneth  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:46am

re: #363 DisturbedEma

Wow! Congratulations and best wished to you and your family. That's wonderful news!

383 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:46am

re: #356 outsidephilly

I am glad to 'see' you! . . . , we'll talk more about this later, otay?

roger that. . .I have to go feed the girls soon. . .

384 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:51am

re: #362 realwest

Hey DT! On one of the threads today,you said folks were laughing at something someone said - do you recall who was saying what that was being laughed at?

The reverend saying the final prayer went into some rift about so now brown can sit down....and red can get ahead...and black.....soemthing something....and then something derogatory about whites....

385 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:53am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

MAZAL TOV!

No insurance? I thought you lived in Canada?

386 bulwrk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:15:54am

I will reserve judgment on his performance today until I get home and see if the new car is in the driveway.

387 Steve  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:09am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Congratulations. Drinks and cigars for everyone?
Mrs. Steve wants to know names and there favorite baby colors are. She also passes along her congratulations.

388 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:20am

re: #363 DisturbedEma
Hey, Mazel Tov! That's great news!

389 Bubbaman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:21am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice.

Mazel Tov!

390 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:24am

re: #379 LGoPs

What I personally really, really, really need to know is.....how much did the Obama's spend on their Inaugural Wardrobe. The medai found it earth shatteringly important to tell us how much Sarah Palin's family wardrobe cost. I do hope they apply the same rigor and diligence to telling us the details on the Obama's........
/

You can't bring that up....that wouldn't be right(snickering)

391 MJBrutus  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:25am

So long before all those enraptured throngs get tired of waiting for the miracles they were promised (or at least thought they were promised) and get pissed?

I give them about a year.

392 VioletTiger  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:34am

re: #355 Steve

Chicago called again. Their idiot is still missing.

There's a community in Chicago missing an organizer.
/

393 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:37am

Benediction at Obama 's inauguration, Rev. Joseph Lowery: 'Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen'...

394 SurferDoc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:42am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

Upding! Wish I could give you one in real life!

395 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:42am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

Thank you for what you did, {jorline}!

Its small things like that which really matter.

396 Farang Kheemao  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:44am

Boy did I ever luck out !
My TV blew up last night.

397 Jamie  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:45am

re: #363 DisturbedEma

Yes, yesterday. . .7:53 am to be exact. . .and again at 8:08am. . .

Mazel tov!

398 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:16:59am

I wish they'd stop referring to Ted Kennedy as "The Lion of the Senate".

399 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:04am

re: #257 Bubbaman

2) Go to see Defiance. I suspect that we Joos will be living in the forest soon.

Manohman I hope and pray it doesn't come to that. But I will be ready...

400 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:13am

re: #392 VioletTiger

There's a community in Chicago missing an organizer.
/

please, no need, we have tons of them from South Side

401 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:14am

re: #385 Alouette

MAZAL TOV!

No insurance? I thought you lived in Canada?

No, American girl:)

402 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:21am

re: #377 J.S.

According to CNN, Roberts put the word "faithfully" in the wrong location, and Obama smiled and corrected Robert's mistake.

Yep, that's what happened. Roberts screwed it up, and Obama hesitated because he knew it wasn't right. It wasn't Obama's error.

403 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:22am

re: #316 jorline


I clap for you as well. She had every right to voice her opinion, displeasure, etc. The bitch about democracy, is so do you. Despite whether or not you suffer as a result of losing her business, you did the most American thing you could at that moment.

You stood on your morales. Good for you. While the last 8 years were not the best years we could have had from a Republican President, they restored some dignity to an office that was otherwise tarnished for life by the generation benefited most by the generation prior that sacrificed the most.

If your business was local, I would be taking my family there tonight for dinner. Instead of losing her business, you would be gaining 5 more customers as a result.

404 Killian Bundy  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:23am

re: #349 CyanSnowHawk

Booty Force One.

/Ass Force One

405 DeathtotheSwiss  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:30am

What are the Truthers thinking now that Bush peacefully turned over the office of the Presidency?

406 samsgran1948  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:38am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b


Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Ema: You have my deepest sympathy. The first 18 years are the worst. My twins are now 27.

407 bulwrk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:45am

re: #377 J.S.

According to CNN, Roberts put the word "faithfully" in the wrong location, and Obama smiled and corrected Robert's mistake.

But it seemed President Obama threw the whole thing off by not realizing he is required to repeat the oath.

408 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:46am

re: #363 DisturbedEma


re: #318 wahabicorridor

YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO TWINS?

Yes, yesterday. . .7:53 am to be exact. . .and again at 8:08am. . .

Double Congrats from a proud father of twins! Please take lots of pictures and video, we have only vague memories of the first few months due to exhaustion.

409 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:54am

re: #316 jorline Just excellent! Truly excellent!

410 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:58am

re: #394 SurferDoc

Upding! Wish I could give you one in real life!

I got that in real life once. . .ended up with twins. . .:)

411 arethusa  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:59am

re: #398 Occasional Reader

I wish they'd stop referring to Ted Kennedy as "The Lion of the Senate".

Robert Byrd's always struck me as more leonine, for some reason.

412 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:17:59am

re: #393 Gella

Benediction at Obama 's inauguration, Rev. Joseph Lowery: 'Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen'...

What a f---tard!

413 Bubbaman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:05am

re: #399 Golem Akbar

Manohman I hope and pray it doesn't come to that. But I will be ready...

Buy your ammo now - everything is in short supply.

414 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:11am

The lunch is quite extensive - I'm eating Cup of Noodles.

Lobster on my tax dollar - pheasant, duck.....

415 LC LaWedgie  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:12am

re: #45 Occasional Reader

winter of our hardship

416 little boomer  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:12am

re: #363 DisturbedEma

Yes, yesterday. . .7:53 am to be exact. . .and again at 8:08am. . .

Congratulations!
Well, at least you'll be too tired to remember the Obama years.

417 MJBrutus  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:21am

re: #393 Gella

Benediction at Obama 's inauguration, Rev. Joseph Lowery: 'Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen'...

There was something about mella bein' yella in there too. So saith the right Reverend Dr Seuss.

418 Dianna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:24am

re: #370 yma o hyd

She taught kindergarten.

She just had no brain and no backbone.

419 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:29am

re: #405 DeathtotheSwiss

What are the Truthers thinking now that Bush peacefully turned over the office of the Presidency?

That Obama is obviously part of The Conspiracy.

420 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:33am

re: #404 Killian Bundy

/Ass Force One

That sounds more like a bad site from the wrong side of the internet.

421 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:37am

re: #402 Charles

Yep, that's what happened. Roberts screwed it up, and Obama hesitated because he knew it wasn't right. It wasn't Obama's error.

Then I stand corrected Charles, thanks for pointing that out.

422 yesandno  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:37am

Oaf of Office?

Rush on Diane Fienstein's intro of Justice Roberts.

423 A.W.  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:41am

People have missed another milestone. its official: the curse of Tecumseh is no more.

For those who never heard of this, its a legend designed to explain a curious phenomenon: from 1840-1860, whoever was elected in a zero year, died in office. So the legend goes that this is the curse of Tecumseh, who hated (for good reason) William Henry Harrison, who was elected president in 1840. It was reportedly so cold on inauguration day and Harrison went on to make something like a 2 hour speech in this retched weather, that he then caught pneumonia and died about a month later. one of my professors back in the day said that with the state of medicine back then, doctors were so bad that if you stayed well enough to stay half a step a head of them, you had half a chance. Harrison's demise was probably hastened by the quality of medicine at the time.

Then for a long time every president elected every 20 years after that died in office. Lincoln was the next. Garfield after him, McKinley, Harding, FDR (died of natural causes), Kennedy. And then Regan came along, and the fact he was shot, but didn't die was said to mean that the curse was weakening. And with Bush never even having been shot, you can say the curse seems to have dissipated.

Of course one smart alec round the office theorized that the shoe throwing incident was the last gasp of the curse. mmm... maybe. But there you are.

And, no, i don't believe any of it, but i admit it is a weird thing with those presidential deaths.

424 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:41am

re: #345 foxsecret

I'm very glad you took a stand on this. I would have been less professional...

I've been in the business for around forty years and seen all types....she wasn't going to screw up my day any more than it already was. Dissenting views about Obama were not voiced...she should have followed suit.

425 wahabicorridor  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:44am

re: #354 DisturbedEma

Well, given the event of the day, a bit more baby blue than usual. . .but the girls are helping me stay positive. . .they are home too- just have to watch for jauntice- but weight wise they are fine as well, and well, I just do not trust hospitals all that much. . .

Congrats, Mazel Tov, and many blessings!

426 Pyrocles  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:52am

Bush only "behaved" because the truthers were onto his nefarious ways. They saved America! /

re: #405 DeathtotheSwiss

What are the Truthers thinking now that Bush peacefully turned over the office of the Presidency?

427 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:56am

re: #368 Killgore Trout

What else would they use ambulances for? /

Seriously though, it's fuzzy, but you can see the light bar across the top, which is similar to that used by other ambulances found in Gaza.

428 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:18:57am

re: #406 samsgran1948

Ema: You have my deepest sympathy. The first 18 years are the worst. My twins are now 27.

I am counting on my years of experience and my neverending supply of "get to your rooms and STAY THERE". . .

429 midwestgak  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:08am

re: #316 jorline

So proud, I am. {jorline} You weren't kidding in an earlier thread.

All party hats must go. lol

430 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:16am

re: #398 Occasional Reader

I wish they'd stop referring to Ted Kennedy as "The Lion of the Senate".

Alas...more the Jester(Hick Up!)

And he killed more people in the back seat of his car then JWB did in the national Guard.

431 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:20am

re: #419 Occasional Reader

That Obama is obviously part of The Conspiracy.

We're through the looking glass here, people!

432 funky chicken  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:22am

re: #80 Alouette

I was thinking about what to have for lunch, and I decided, cake!

I actually had cake for dinner last night. Chocolate with chocolate icing. I figured, WTF...why not? We did all have a big glass of milk too.

It's a balanced diet.

433 SurferDoc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:26am

re: #410 DisturbedEma

I got that in real life once. . .ended up with twins. . .:)

LOL!

434 Golem Akbar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:27am

re: #405 DeathtotheSwiss

What are the Truthers thinking now that Bush peacefully turned over the office of the Presidency?


Heads exploding, I guess.

435 Irish Rose  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:28am

Two thumbs way the hell up for Jorline!

And congratulations to you, DisturbedEma!
What a blessing.

436 yesandno  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:33am

re: #379 LGoPs

What I personally really, really, really need to know is.....how much did the Obama's spend on their Inaugural Wardrobe. The medai found it earth shatteringly important to tell us how much Sarah Palin's family wardrobe cost. I do hope they apply the same rigor and diligence to telling us the details on the Obama's........
/

Chances are it was donated or borrowed for the most part.

437 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:37am

re: #405 DeathtotheSwiss

What are the Truthers thinking now that Bush peacefully turned over the office of the Presidency?

Thats just what he wants us to think!

438 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:38am

re: #408 Spenser (with an S)

Double Congrats from a proud father of twins! Please take lots of pictures and video, we have only vague memories of the first few months due to exhaustion.

I am going to try. . .

439 Steve  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:49am

re: #392 VioletTiger

There's a community in Chicago missing an organizer.
/

I like that!

440 UberInfidel67  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:50am

Somewhat OT...but I get these emails daily from the Jerusalem Prayer Team. I just wanted to share:

Dear Christina,

Today is the inauguration of President Barack Obama. Tomorrow, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will launch her Middle East peace plan under his direction. Please encourage President Obama to stand with Israel.

It is critical that Israel is NOT demonized while the terrorists are lionized. I am asking you to post a “Support Israel” comment today on the YouTube website. Also, please forward this to everyone on your list and ask them to do the same.

This is the final email I will send you on this topic. It is extremely important.

Please read the (uncorrected) comments below. You will understand why this is so critically important.

Comments:

illegal state of israel is a terrorist organisation lead by gangstersAND THAT IS A FACT, they know that they will be eleminated from that holly land THATS WHY THEY TARGET CHILDREN AND WOMEN DELIPRATLEY AND BLAME IT ON HAMAS,CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE AND THEY WANT TO KILL THE FUTURE,but they will not be able to do so and their time is soon. The stupid who say they are defending them selfs, every body knows that jews are the biggest liars &gangsters on earth they are the terrorists not muslims

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Israel: is the new neo nazi jewish a-hole land grabbing freaks of the modern world. They are harsh people who torture, imprison and murder Palestinian people specially women and children and oppressed and starved them to bits and pieces. Take for example Gaza. A modern day ghetto run by Jewish cruel inhuman torture masters. (Romeo of Phlippines.)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please rate the video and post a blog. As you can see, Israel is watching this video as well as terrorists. Soon they will have rallied hundreds of hate-filled responses to try to kill this video.

Please click on the link below and watch the video; then, post your response.

Your ambassador to Jerusalem,

Mike Evans


Your Jerusalem World News: [Link: www.myjwn.com...]

Your Jerusalem Prayer Team: [Link: www.jerusalemprayerteam.org...]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Join the Jerusalem Prayer Team Now!

441 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:19:50am

re: #410 DisturbedEma
ROFL!

442 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:08am

re: #404 Killian Bundy

/Ass Force One

BLING! BLING!

Time to Donk this ride...

443 kynna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:10am

I feel like I'm holding on to George W. Bush's ankles yelling 'Don't go! Don't go! Take me with you!'

444 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:18am

A brace of American birds for lunch? They're eating bald eagles?!

445 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:22am

re: #364 Bubbaman

G-d bless you. Where is your restaurant? I would love to come enjoy your hospitality.

We're in Corpus Christi, TX...the proud home state of former President GWB.

446 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:23am
447 arethusa  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:25am

re: #423 A.W.

Well, we'll have to wait till 2020, I guess. But shoe-throwing...that's a bit weak, I agree.

448 Wishing  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:26am

I am still shocked with Warren beginning the invocation with, Hear O Israel..
Just wow.

449 sngnsgt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:32am

re: #392 VioletTiger

There's a community in Chicago missing an organizer.
/

Does this mean Chicago is disorganized now?

450 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:51am

I watched with fifty people in the corporate kitchen/break room.

All silent.

So was the audience in DC, really few applause lines built into the speech. 0bambi starts his reign by boring the masses.

451 Jamie  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:20:58am

re: #414 DistantThunder

The lunch is quite extensive - I'm eating Cup of Noodles.

Lobster on my tax dollar - pheasant, duck.....

Lobster is actually pretty cheap these days. A friend of mine's father is a lobsterman in Maine. He has to eat a lot of his catch these days, b/c no one is buying it.

452 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:07am

re: #416 little boomer

Congratulations!
Well, at least you'll be too tired to remember the Obama years.

From Your mouth to G-d's ear. . .

453 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:18am

re: #401 DisturbedEma

No, American girl:)

My granddaughter lives in Canada and she wants an "American Girl" doll for her birthday.

Those things (the dolls, not my grandkids) are freaking high maintenance!

454 DistantThunder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:21am

My daughter just moved to the Dallas area - and I'm jealous.

455 kynna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:26am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Best news of the day. Blessings and congrats. :D

456 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:27am

Where's REV. Jeramiah Wright?

457 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:35am

re: #430 foxsecret

Alas...more the Jester(Hick Up!)

And he killed more people in the back seat of his car then JWB did in the national Guard.

I'm hoping you meant GWB!
I was never in the Nat'l Guard!

458 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:39am

re: #448 Wishing

I am still shocked with Warren beginning the invocation with, Hear O Israel..
Just wow.

Yeah, and then he said something about God the most merciful, a little Allah talk there. Didn't hear anything for the Hindus.

459 DeathtotheSwiss  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:42am

re: #322 foxsecret

NA! He's got balls of lightning coming out of his ass(William Wallice)

I think you're thinking of Bruce Willis.

460 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:42am

re: #444 MandyManners

A brace of American birds for lunch? They're eating bald eagles?!

Right after the Snail Darter Carpaccio appetizer.

461 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:44am

re: #427 lawhawk

I'm positive it's an ambulance. If you make it to the end of the clip it turns on the siren before it drives away. What I can't figure out is if the figures in black shirts are Hamas fighters (probably) or if they hop in the ambulance before it drives away.

462 MJBrutus  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:47am

re: #456 foxsecret

Where's REV. Jeramiah Wright?

An undisclosed bunker?

463 LGoPs  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:47am

re: #393 Gella

Benediction at Obama 's inauguration, Rev. Joseph Lowery: 'Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen'...

You are kidding....correct?

464 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:50am

re: #380 wrenchwench

She probably couldn't believe what you did. And your applauding customers will never forget.

I think I gained more loyal customers today than I lost.

465 Kenneth  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:51am
466 quickjustice  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:53am

re: #393 Gella

So according to Rev. Lowery, that date is in the future, and white people still aren't doing what right?

467 bulwrk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:53am

re: #377 J.S.

According to CNN, Roberts put the word "faithfully" in the wrong location, and Obama smiled and corrected Robert's mistake.

I'm sure it was a Cheney plot to invalidate the Obama presidency and take over the world but Obama didn't fall for it.

468 wahabicorridor  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:21:57am

re: #355 Steve

Chicago called again. Their idiot is still missing.

Blago jumped bail?

469 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:22:21am

re: #363 DisturbedEma

Yes, yesterday. . .7:53 am to be exact. . .and again at 8:08am. . .

Heartiest Congratulations!

470 MJ  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:22:22am

al_Reuters found their lede in the inauguration:

Obama promises new start with Muslims

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama promised a new start with the Muslim world in his inauguration address on Tuesday.

"To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect," said Obama, who became the first black president of the United States.

Obama, a practicing Christian, spent several years of his childhood in Indonesia, the most populous Muslim nation in the world....

[Link: www.reuters.com...]

471 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:22:23am

re: #445 jorline Again, congratulations my friend!

472 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:22:27am

Words, just words.

Now it's show me time.

473 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:22:27am

Hamas holds victory rallies as UN chief tours Gaza

GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) — The U.N. chief inspected the devastation wrought by Israel's onslaught in Gaza on Tuesday, leading a moment of silence at the smoldering U.N. headquarters, as the territory's militant Hamas rulers, triumphant at having survived, held victory rallies amid the ruins.

Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, appearing stern and saddened at a ceremony at the burned out U.N. headquarters in Gaza, demanded a full investigation into strikes on United Nations facilities. Ban asked the crowd to honor victims of the offensive, who included nearly 40 Palestinians who had sought refuge at a U.N. school shelled by Israel.

"It has been especially troubling and heartbreaking for me as secretary-general that I couldn't end this faster," he said. He warned the truce is fragile, and called on Israel and Hamas to "exercise maximum restraint and nurture the cease-fire."

474 Gella  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:22:31am

re: #463 LGoPs

You are kidding....correct?


no i am not, its posted on drudge

475 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:10am

The ocean levels are already receding and I hear the earth signing with relief.

/

476 sngnsgt  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:11am

re: #467 bulwrk

I'm sure it was a Cheney plot to invalidate the Obama presidency and take over the world but Obama didn't fall for it.

Quagmire!

477 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:15am
478 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:15am

GWB is got to be partying now overyly his newly started vacation!

Or, he just might go take a nice afternoon nap when he arrives in Texas.

479 MJBrutus  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:20am

re: #465 Kenneth

Obama inauguration: Words of history cowritten by 27-year-old in Starbucks

Well that explains it...

Lowry's sounded like it was written by an underachieving 8 year old during recess.

480 lifeofthemind  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:22am

re: #375 teleskiguy

I watched the video, I think they BOTH f***ed it up!

Roberts really did blow it, Obama was nonplussed by him. BHO already did not like CJ Roberts, this might get him angry enough to try a Court Packing scheme. That was FDRs overreach moment.

481 gmsc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:40am

re: #361 Guy_Philly

being a Fed, i have a new boss. "Meet the new boss, same (not) as the old boss." Americal got fooled again.

doctorhurd.com : Mr. More-of-the-Same

Our poor President. (I'm referring to the outgoing one). He (and we, mercifully) have just 3 days to go. To look at him in photo-ops with the new President, he looks like a child at his own birthday party. He looks like he might actually think the new President's (current) popularity is an extension of his own. He might even believe that his own policies are to continue under the new President.

Of course, in a way he's right. After all, look at the policies coming our way: Pacifism towards Iran -- the same policy practiced by the current Secretary of State under the current administration; expansion of government health care -- the same policy begun by the massive expansion of Medicare a few years back; increased regulation of business -- the same policy instituted with Sarbanes-Oxley, a bill made possible by a Republican Congress and Republican President. And let's not forget the biggest transfer of private wealth to a government in all of human history, last October. Much more of that will be coming, but only because of what happened in October.

Let's face it. What we're really getting is more of the same. While it's easy enough to mock the curiously vacant expression on the outgoing President's face, it's tempting to conclude that he knows something we don't: That he was, in fact, the predecessor to the real thing, the lead-up act for the Anointed One of socialism, who is about to take over the throne of what was once the American republic.

The joke is really on the people who are ecstatic over the new President. They think they're getting something new, cool and different. In fact, they're just getting more of the same: A LOT more of it. They don't seem to know this, or care. They talk in terms of good and evil. The guy who's leaving office, they scream, is evil -- for spending a mere, say, $700 billion on government redistribution. Now, when a new President comes in and decides to spend, say, $1 trillion -- no, make that $3 trillion! -- on redistribution of wealth -- well, there's a moral man for you! When the "conservative" white guy concedes the free world to Muslim terrorist states, he's an idiotic warmonger. (How they get this, I'll never know). When a new, cool "liberal" guy does the same thing -- why, he's the best thing since ... Jimmy Carter.

When logic goes out the window for an individual, those of us in the mental health profession conclude: There's mental illness for you. When it happens to an entire society, the same conclusion seems reasonable to draw. Under the rule of logic, contradictions cannot exist. Under those who push the new conceptual order, "change" and more of the same are one and the same thing.

In a paradoxical and twisted sort of way: They're right.

482 DisturbedEma  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:46am

Thanks to all- I have to go feed the girls-

G-d bless the USA

483 yochanan  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:50am

re: #363 DisturbedEma

mazel tov, mazel tov. as a father of twins your need your sleep. and get help if you can.

484 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:57am

re: #474 Gella

no i am not, its posted on drudge

There was also "when yella' will be mellow." I couldn't believe it either but there it was.

485 Mr Spiffy  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:23:57am

re: #93 ryannon

Farewell, George W. and BarbaraLaura - fare thee well...


FTFY

486 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:24:16am

re: #381 pre-Boomer's SockPuppy

For THAT one, I unlimbered pre-Boomer's Sock Puppy to give you another up-ding. It's the first time I've ever done that.

*salute*

/heading for the telephone booth again, to change

LMAO...thanks, pBSP.

487 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:24:21am

re: #405 DeathtotheSwiss

What are the Truthers thinking now that Bush peacefully turned over the office of the Presidency?

It wasn't really Bush, it was an imposter, that's why Cheney was in a wheelchair, the Cheney animatronics broke down.
/cookoo

488 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:24:25am

Fox reporting that President Bush's speech to his supporters at Andrews AFB won't be telecast - because Mr. Bush believes this is Pres. Obama's day.

Classy gentleman to the end.

489 midwestgak  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:24:39am
490 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:24:51am

re: #470 MJ

al_Reuters found their lede in the inauguration:

Obama promises new start with Muslims

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama promised a new start with the Muslim world in his inauguration address on Tuesday.

"To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect," said Obama, who became the first black president of the United States.

Obama, a practicing Christian, spent several years of his childhood in Indonesia, the most populous Muslim nation in the world....

[Link: www.reuters.com...]

Bush liberated 50 million muslims.

Hussein Obama's on a new start?

491 Lincolntf  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:24:55am

re: #470 MJ

It would be kind of nice if the Muslim world started trying to make a new start with us. Of course they won't, but it would be nice.

492 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:24:55am

re: #477 Iron Fist

I've never been thrown out of a restarant before.

You're kidding me?! Hell, I've been thrown out of a restaurant, and I think I've led a less, er, colorful life than you have!

493 yma o hyd  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:25:08am

re: #418 Dianna

She taught kindergarten.

She just had no brain and no backbone.

She 'knew' that she'd mary Prince Charles, one day - from the time he'd had a little affair with one of her big sisters.

Excellent example for 'beware what you wish for - it might come true ...'

(Agree with the no-brain-and-backbone observation ... and shall refrain from speaking my mind about her ...)

494 Bubbaman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:25:16am

re: #448 Wishing

I am still shocked with Warren beginning the invocation with, Hear O Israel..
Just wow.

In another thread I spoke about this. What is interesting is that we yid's say the Shma (Shema) prayer in moments of great peril. Perhaps Rick was on to something? Unfortunately, he wedded a bit of Christian successionism - start with the Joo prayer, end with the Christian one. Nonetheless, it was interesting.

495 lifeofthemind  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:25:18am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

What is the record for most up-dinged post?

496 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:25:42am

re: #490 foxsecret

Interesting, isn't it?

497 Jamie  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:25:54am

re: #467 bulwrk

I'm sure it was a Cheney plot to invalidate the Obama presidency and take over the world but Obama didn't fall for it.

The real oath of office is located in my kegerator, along with Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, and nine Israeli art students.

///

498 Ben G. Hazi  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:03am

re: #234 foxsecret

Sometimes I wish Chris would just have a "GAG" attack.

His gag reflex is gone after he and the rest of the MFM fellatiated the Obama/Biden campaign last year....

/

499 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:04am

re: #490 foxsecret

Does that mean the Mohammedans will be asked to give back Constantinople?

500 DaddyG  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:05am

Blame! Bring out your blame!

/Conservative patriotic religious working white male breeding homeowner...

501 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:06am

re: #444 MandyManners

A brace of American birds for lunch? They're eating bald eagles?!

Yes. With 0bama as president, the national bird is going to be the turkey.

502 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:08am

Well, gonna have to work some now, see ya later, when the wavefront of the Obamanation reaches the west coast and I can get on my unicorn and wifi back to LGF.

503 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:11am

re: #492 Occasional Reader
You got thrown out of a restaurant? Really? WTH did you do to earn that distinction?

504 the_flying_pig  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:15am

I went shopping today to help stimulate the economy! What did I miss for the past couple hours?

505 faraway  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:15am

Overheard on the chopper to Texas: "I'm Bushed"

506 avanti  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:25am

re: #144 Occasional Reader

74% of Americans "approve of what he's done", referring to Obama.

Um, and that would be...?

Transition and appointments

poll

507 wahabicorridor  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:29am

re: #492 Occasional Reader

You're kidding me?! Hell, I've been thrown out of a restaurant, and I think I've led a less, er, colorful life than you have!

don't puff yourself up in front of lizards who haven't met you.

/he wasn't wearing a tie

508 Born_to_lose  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:32am

Oh my God.... it's already setting in. I REALLY miss Bush. Seriously. I do. This generation takes that man for granted, lashes out at the mere sound of his name and liberal crowds everywhere roar with criticism and downright inappropriate language about the legacy that is his presidency. But history... yes, she will look kindly upon Bush. It may take 1 to 2 more generations down the road, but folks, history will bring honor to his name and cause. I can only pray that the next four years are not a lesson learned due to the loss of lives thanks to policies built on the American WMD, political correctness, but that we learn, quickly, the error of the liberal way and return to unappologetic, pragmatic governing practices!

509 Lincolntf  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:49am

re: #492 Occasional Reader

I've been kicked out of a bar once in my life. It was on 9/13/01. I don't regret it one bit. The punk had it coming.

510 Kragar  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:56am

re: #501 Kosh's Shadow

Yes. With 0bama as president, the national bird is going to be the turkey.

A jive turkey?

511 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:26:58am

re: #488 subsailor68

Fox reporting that President Bush's speech to his supporters at Andrews AFB won't be telecast - because Mr. Bush believes this is Pres. Obama's day.

Classy gentleman to the end.

I recall BJ Bill Clinton making a big deal out of his departure...

512 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:27:06am

DisturbedEma, congratulations.

513 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:27:08am

re: #499 shiek al beif salami

Does that mean the Mohammedans will be asked to give back Constantinople?

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

514 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:27:30am

re: #503 realwest

You got thrown out of a restaurant? Really? WTH did you do to earn that distinction?

It was a bunch of us, at a restaurant in NYC. We'd had a few drinks, maybe were a LITTLE too loud, but frankly, I thought the restaurant management was being ridiculous.

515 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:27:52am

re: #501 Kosh's Shadow

Yes. With 0bama as president, the national bird is going to be the turkey.


With a side salad of Arugala, of course!

516 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:27:53am
517 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:28:10am

re: #513 itellu3times

That's what the muslims call it.

518 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:28:26am

re: #403 formercorpsman

I clap for you as well. She had every right to voice her opinion, displeasure, etc. The bitch about democracy, is so do you. Despite whether or not you suffer as a result of losing her business, you did the most American thing you could at that moment.

You stood on your morales. Good for you. While the last 8 years were not the best years we could have had from a Republican President, they restored some dignity to an office that was otherwise tarnished for life by the generation benefited most by the generation prior that sacrificed the most.

If your business was local, I would be taking my family there tonight for dinner. Instead of losing her business, you would be gaining 5 more customers as a result.

She didn't have the right to piss on anyone...let alone showing no respect for the office.

Plus there was a little girl, around six years of age, seated at the table next to her.

Unfortunately for here...my restaurant...my rules!

519 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:28:41am

re: #511 tfc3rid

I recall BJ Bill Clinton making a big deal out of his departure...

Hmm...I hadn't thought of that, but I think you're right. What a maroon (to quote Bugs Bunny).

520 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:28:42am

re: #492 Occasional Reader

You're kidding me?! Hell, I've been thrown out of a restaurant, and I think I've led a less, er, colorful life than you have!

I have been thrown out of a Chinese buffet restaurant. The owner ran up to me after my fifth plate and "GO YOU EAT TOO MUCH!" LOL!

Really, I almost got thrown out because some immature gansta's were talking it up front of my Wife and I, and I was about to "John Wayne" their little hinds but they left.

521 gmsc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:28:44am

re: #513 itellu3times

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

As requested!

522 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:28:52am

re: #193 faraway

If the plane is called Air Force One, what will Michelle's big butt be called?

The Flying Boxcar.

523 funky chicken  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:28:55am

re: #384 DistantThunder

The reverend saying the final prayer went into some rift about so now brown can sit down....and red can get ahead...and black.....soemthing something....and then something derogatory about whites....

Utter classlessness. I wonder how all those white kids being forced to watch this crap in school thought of it? Or have they already been "sensitivity trained" into self loathing? How about the Asians?

Kids are pretty smart, and they know which kids in school do their work, read at grade level, and care about achievement. Let's just say that it hasn't been white kids or teachers pushing black kids to the bottom of the test score pile.

524 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:28:56am

re: #513 itellu3times

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Why did Constantinople get the works?

525 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:04am
526 Dianna  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:18am

re: #446 Iron Fist

No, it doesn't necessarily, but given her age and frailty, I'm not surprised she was in such poor voice.

527 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:26am

re: #368 Killgore Trout

No proof there, but behavior was suspicious. No way they loaded a gurney into the thing.

528 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:27am

re: #514 Occasional Reader
Oh, is that all? (secretely glad that O.R. didn't do something, ya know, BAD.).

529 Nevergiveup  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:28am

re: #504 the_flying_pig

I went shopping today to help stimulate the economy! What did I miss for the past couple hours?

Apparently you didn't buy enough, the stock market is still down

530 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:30am

re: #501 Kosh's Shadow

Yes. With 0bama as president, the national bird is going to be the turkey.

I think it will be the ostrich, because they have their heads in the ground...

531 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:40am

re: #488 subsailor68

Fox reporting that President Bush's speech to his supporters at Andrews AFB won't be telecast - because Mr. Bush believes this is Pres. Obama's day.

Classy gentleman to the end.


Big difference from the bjclinton's long goodbye.

532 tfc3rid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:47am

Ugh, this makes me sick...

533 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:29:51am

Text of the 0's speech

Here's a frightening line (with context):

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West — know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

Let's hope he requires them to unclench their fist first, but that would be a precondition, wouldn't it.

534 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:30:09am

re: #429 midwestgak

So proud, I am. {jorline} You weren't kidding in an earlier thread.

All party hats must go. lol

LOL...I forgot that I had said no party hats or noise makers today.

She qualified as a noise maker.

535 Irish Rose  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:30:52am

re: #488 subsailor68

Fox reporting that President Bush's speech to his supporters at Andrews AFB won't be telecast - because Mr. Bush believes this is Pres. Obama's day.

Classy gentleman to the end.

Indeed.
Get some rest, sir... you've done your job well, and now your time of peace, quiet and personal reflection has come. Enjoy retirement with your beautiful wife and feel the calm of finally having the weight of the world lifted from your tired shoulders. You did your best, and we the people thank you.

I'll buy your book when it comes out... not rushing you, mind.

536 gmsc  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:31:22am

re: #524 Occasional Reader

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

537 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:31:24am
538 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:31:31am

re: #469 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Heartiest Congratulations!

Good to see you back, pBMB.

539 subsailor68  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:31:45am

re: #535 Irish Rose

Indeed.
Get some rest, sir... you've done your job well, and now your time of peace, quiet and personal reflection has come. Enjoy retirement with your beautiful wife and feel the calm of finally having the weight of the world lifted from your tired shoulders. You did your best, and we the people thank you.

I'll buy your book when it comes out... not rushing you, mind.

Amen.

540 Opinionated  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:31:45am
To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect.

Someone enlighten me, what mutual interest do we have with the Muslim World?

What common goal do we seek?

A Liberal might knee-jerk respond "peace". But does peace to Muslims mean an end to violence or an end to Israel?

Maybe he means the other Muslim interest? Higher oil prices.

Maybe the interest is subservient women?

I'll keep on trying to figure out what he meant.

541 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:31:46am

re: #522 Son of the Black Dog

The Flying Boxcar.

You know, the B-29 that dropped the Nagasaki bomb was Bock's Car.

542 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:31:51am

re: #523 funky chicken
Someday someone ought to remind folks that over 70% of Americans are White, ya know?
I hate ALL of this racial bs, whether it disses blacks, or whites or anyone else. It isn't cool, hip or anything but ingnorant and nasty.

543 lifeofthemind  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:31:51am

Pardon if this was covered before.

BHO did not defend the market. He declared ex cathedra that the argument is over and then proclaimed that the market would be tolerated. That is not to say it is supported or admired as an organizing principle that generates both wealth and equity. He will only tolerate the market as a cash cow to survive under regulation for the benefit of other programs and social mechanisms that he finds morally superior.

544 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:32:02am

re: #93 ryannon

Farewell, George W. and Barbara - fare thee well...

Well, it's Laura, not Barbara. And "thee" is singular. Should be "fare ye well".

But I too hope they have pleasant and useful lives as private citizens. As Bush said, the title of "citizen of the USA" is an honor.

545 sandspur  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:32:09am

re: #105 DeathtotheSwiss

I think George W. Bush would be a great boss. I think I'll send him a resume'.

We might get relo'd to Texas this year. If we do, I'm applying for a job at the new Bush Presidential Library when it gets built.

546 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:32:11am

re: #499 shiek al beif salami

Does that mean the Mohammedans will be asked to give back Constantinople?

And Jerusalem...

547 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:32:23am

re: #363 DisturbedEma

Yes, yesterday. . .7:53 am to be exact. . .and again at 8:08am. . .

Congrats, Ema. Hope everyone is doing well.

548 UberInfidel67  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:32:24am

re: #525 Iron Fist NEVER!

549 lawhawk  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:32:41am

re: #461 Killgore Trout

I'm positive it's an ambulance. If you make it to the end of the clip it turns on the siren before it drives away. What I can't figure out is if the figures in black shirts are Hamas fighters (probably) or if they hop in the ambulance before it drives away.

I can't totally make it out either. There's a guy in a white shirt who comes from the back and hops in the right side of the ambulance before it drives away. There's a bunch of movement at the back of the ambulance as well.

It certainly does look suspect...

550 Caboose  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:32:45am

re: #312 simonml

Today is a very important day for a lot of Americans. Let's keep that in mind. Despite how we may feel about BHO, he represents a lot for a lot of people

Which is why I'm keeping my big mouth shut. It ain't all about me (wish it was sometimes, but it isn't. It is what it is.). I can be tolerant of those thought that they would never see this day and worked HONESTLY to get here.

I will show President Obama the respect that a man in that office deserves until that time that he loses that respect. I hope that he doesn't do anything to trigger that, since that would be bad for the country and that is more important to me than he is. I will definitely show Obama more respect than those BDS-sufferers (although I think that they may have enjoyed it!) showed President Bush. We have all had a perfect example from the left on how NOT to behave if we want to be taken seriously. Acting like a 2-year-old with diaper rash that just had a toy taken away for bad behavior is not condusive to getting ones' way.

God bless, God speed and good luck to both President Obama and President Bush. (Now, Joe the Dumber is still fair game, heh-heh-heh...)

551 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:33:05am

re: #316 jorline

I had to come back and tell you this.

When Bush was waving to the crowd while boarding the helicopter, a customer said "good bye asshole", while flipping him off. I took over a to-go bag and politely told her to leave my restaurant and not come back. She was pissed, but two other tables clapped.

I don't need nor want that business. I takes all type and cuts to the core how full of hate these people are.

GOOD ON YOU!
More people should speak up when people act discourteously.

552 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:33:15am

re: #546 experiencedtraveller

And Dearborn?

553 Bayonet  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:33:18am

The MSM continues to willfully mistake oratory skill for wisdom and
eloquence for virtue. BO is an UNKNOWN quantity, has yet to have accomplished anything of note (outside of the instant election), has never been tested and what speaks volumes was the selection of Biden as VP - the "chairman" of the empty suit club.

God Bless the wise, but oratorally challenged, of our past - Truman, Eisenhower, Bush 43.

Ronald Reagan - now there was the real deal!

554 Hobbes  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:33:57am

re: #204 MandyManners

I'm thinking about protocol. Is there no one in the State Department that can help her? This is not a minor thing. Wearing/doing the right thing with foreign heads of state is important.

Her dress "designer" is from Chicago. The papers here have been falling over backwards to have articles about her and Michelle. At least, I think it's a her. I just see the headlines about it and never read them. My basic reaction to Michelle's "style" is ick...so I'm not interested.

555 wahabicorridor  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:34:00am

time to get some serious reading done. See you all later.

Goodbye and Godspeed President Bush. Thank you for everything and much happiness in the future to you and yours.

556 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:34:09am
557 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:34:13am

re: #457 jwb7605

I'm hoping you meant GWB!
I was never in the Nat'l Guard!

heh
Quite to the contrary, you got in ... underneath the wire.

/airedale insider pun

558 brookly red  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:34:30am

re: #525 Iron Fist

And so it begins. I'm sure that there will be a new beginning with the Mohammedans. We've never really been a dimmi Nation. Prepare yourself to see our nation grovel before the likes of Iran, and sell Israel out. Probably very cheaply.

Hmmmmm, yes Israel is a given but I have a feeling that Iran may just have gone too far.

559 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:34:57am
560 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:35:13am

re: #393 Gella

Benediction at Obama 's inauguration, Rev. Joseph Lowery: 'Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen'...

I am so sick of these people playing the race card. They do this because it put's them in the spot light....it's job security for them!

It's like some of these race warlords do not want racism to disappear because then there will be no one to "shake down".

561 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:35:26am
562 funky chicken  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:35:32am

re: #490 foxsecret

Bush liberated 50 million muslims.

Hussein Obama's on a new start?

They wanna be liberated? Let the bastards do it for themselves. That's change I could believe in, I suppose.

563 Opinionated  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:35:38am
We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus - and non-believers.

When I write something important I am careful in the placement of every word.

So I naturally wonder about the pairings in the above sentence.

Maybe he wasn't consciously attempting to convey anything. Or maybe it was a insight into his thinking.

564 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:35:55am
565 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:35:58am

re: #553 Bayonet

.

Ronald Reagan - now there was the real deal!

I SECOND THAT!

566 AuntAcid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:36:36am

Now can we abolish slavery and give women the vote?

567 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:37:12am
568 UberInfidel67  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:37:25am

re: #566 AuntAcid
Women VOTE? Are you crazy! Next you'll be thinking we should be educated too. What has this world come to?!?!?!?!?!?!

569 Irish Rose  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:37:41am

Gotta run, I'm off to do some errands and pick up a bottle of cheap wine for the evening.

Later.

570 realwest  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:37:54am

re: #556 ploome hineni
Well how close to her would you stand if you had the choice?!

571 foxsecret  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:37:54am

re: #564 ploome hineni

what race card?

The race card of 40 years ago.

572 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:38:06am

re: #538 jorline

Good to see you back, pBMB.

Thanks. I have the same problem as Superman, finding a full-blown telephone booth to change in. It takes a while.

573 midwestgak  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:38:28am

re: #563 Opinionated

Having reread the quote slowly, I see you have made an excellent point. Curious pairing indeed. Isn't it usually Christians and Jews . . .?

574 filetandrelease  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:39:06am

re: #348 realwest


A good screw up.

575 kcladderman  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:39:33am

re: #535 Irish Rose

Indeed.
Get some rest, sir... you've done your job well, and now your time of peace, quiet and personal reflection has come. Enjoy retirement with your beautiful wife and feel the calm of finally having the weight of the world lifted from your tired shoulders. You did your best, and we the people thank you.

I'll buy your book when it comes out... not rushing you, mind.

Well said.

576 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:39:38am
577 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:39:58am

re: #572 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Thanks. I have the same problem as Superman, finding a full-blown telephone booth to change in. It takes a while.

lol

578 Opinionated  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:40:04am

Maybe Roberts was off because he too has doubts and fears about who he swore into the Presidency.

579 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:40:16am
580 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:41:39am
581 AuntAcid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:41:57am

re: #530 foxsecret

I think it will be the ostrich, because they have their heads in the ground...

or because they have a tiny brain and can kick you to death.

582 Dahveed  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:42:14am

Rush is on fire right now. He is doing his own "poetry".

Simply classic!

583 Kenneth  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:42:31am

From President Obama's speech:

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions - that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

From Pick Yourself Up,
by Jerome Kern & Dorothy Fields

Don't lose your confidence if you slip,
Be grateful for a pleasant trip,
And pick yourself up,
Dust yourself off,
Start all over again.

Nothing's impossible I have found,
For when my chin is on the ground,
I pick myself up,
Dust myself off,
Start all over again.

I guess that's what happens when you hire a 27 year old speech writer from Starbucks.

584 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:42:36am
585 apachegunner  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:42:43am

much better than Alexander re: #582 Dahveed

Rush is on fire right now. He is doing his own "poetry".

Simply classic!

586 Opinionated  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:42:55am

re: #573 midwestgak

Having reread the quote slowly, I see you have made an excellent point. Curious pairing indeed. Isn't it usually Christians and Jews . . .?

Any way you look at it, length of and participation in this Nation's life, alphabetical order, the pairings are unnaturally odd unless a message is being transmitted.

587 apachegunner  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:43:30am

re: #585 apachegunner
speaking of Alexander just who was it, I wonder, who proclaimed her a poet?

588 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:43:46am

Time to get back to the dining room...lunch is slower today.

I hope it' not the change we were promised.

589 jorline  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:43:59am

BBL

590 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:44:24am

re: #577 jorline

54 up-dings a moment ago!
*salute*

591 Texas Heathen  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:46:34am

re: #522 Son of the Black Dog

The Flying Boxcar.

Speaking of code names. I wonder what the one and mrs are going to be called by the Secret service?

592 Caliredst8r  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:46:51am

re: #514 Occasional Reader

When I was in the Army my buds and I got kicked out of a City! St Augustine, Fl, to be exact.

593 Hobbes  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:47:06am

re: #268 DisturbedEma

Thought you would NEVER ask!

Twin. . . .GIRLS. . .born yesterday. . .after. . . .43 minutes of "hard" labor". . .they will be named Saturday. . .for now just twin a and b

Weight- A= 7 pounds 4 oz
B. 6 pounds 14 oz.

As we have no insurance, I am home now. . .drive by delivery by choice. . .

Wow! Two healthy girls, what a blessing! So happy for you!

594 birchleg  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:47:16am

I've been watching the inauguration with my class so haven't been able to review the tape, does anyone know what Michelle said to Roberts after Barrack flubbed the recitation of the oath of office? I couldn't make out her words but, it almost looked like she said something like ".....what are you doing" but I could be wrong.

595 Rune  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:47:23am

Hello America!

I wish you the best of luck with your new president. He wasn’t what I would have voted for myself as my first choice, but he does seem to be a very worthy second choice and I hope some of the enthusiasm he is able to generate can be channelled into making a stronger USA.

Cheers!


The Danish PM had a telephone conversion with Bush last night, where he thanked for a long and close relationship. With Bush gone, the Danish PM will be the only one left of the leaders of the Coalition of The Willing going to war in Iraq.

(George Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, José María Aznar López, Leszek Miller, Anders Fogh Rasmussen)

596 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:47:46am
597 ceemack  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:48:54am

re: #75 father_of_10

Surely it could not have been an original fart.


Did it sound like one of Neil Kinnock's farts?

598 lurking faith  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:49:08am

re: #241 Dianna

Ow!

I didn't see her dress. Did she really look like someone's grandmother's couch?

Well, it was pretty much 70's gold in what appeared to be some heavy, shiny, sueded material, and her gloves and shoes were avocado green.

Couldn't they at least have broken up the mass of goldenrod with a scarf or belt?

599 babes  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:50:05am

I live near DC - I think I just heard Bush's plane go overhead. The sky's have been quiet until now.

600 babes  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:52:37am

Rush is having a ball with 'The Poem" and the 'poet'

601 ryannon  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:52:53am

re: #544 Cato the Elder

Well, it's Laura, not Barbara. And "thee" is singular. Should be "fare ye well".

But I too hope they have pleasant and useful lives as private citizens. As Bush said, the title of "citizen of the USA" is an honor.

Like I also said later,

it's been a hard day.

Too much shock and awe for one man alone behind a keyboard.

602 Optimizer  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:53:52am

I'm going to have to find some video on the oath thing to see for myself. From what I recall, something was definitely not right, but how much was Robert's fault, and exactly what happened, I gotta see for myself. What I'm wondering is whether this is the first time in history when it was messed up.

That would be pretty funny, considering all the hype about Obama being a constitutional scholar, the best law student in the country, walking on water, etc...

Cue the conspiracy theory types, to question the legitimacy if the oath is screwed up...

603 lurking faith  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 10:57:37am

re: #374 quickjustice

The minister's remarks are a paraphrase of an old joke in the black community referring to white racism:

"If you're black, get back.
If you're brown, stick around.
If you're white, you're all right."

His paraphrase is a thumb in the eye of white people, yet whites don't understand it. Interesting that reverse racism rears its ugly head so early, and so publicly and officially, during Obama's inauguration.

I understood it, and immediately thought: post-racial, my a$$.

But I've been thinking that since early days of the campaign.

604 AuntAcid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:04:34am

"Today we are all pixies. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

(please continue to "wish upon a star".)

605 AuntAcid  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:07:49am

re: #591 Texas Heathen

Speaking of code names. I wonder what the one and mrs are going to be called by the Secret service?

dumb and dumber?

606 Caboose  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:13:33am

re: #361 Guy_Philly

being a Fed, i have a new boss. "Meet the new boss, same (not) as the old boss." Americal got fooled again.

I keep thinking of this song by The Who (from their magnum opus QUADROPHENIA):

Punk Meets The Godfather

Punk:
You declared you would be three inches taller
You only became what we made you.
Thought you were chasing a destiny calling
You only earned what we gave you.

You fell and cried as our people were starving,
Now you know that we blame you.
You tried to walk on the trail we were carving,
Now you know that we framed you.

G.f.:
I'm the guy in the sky
Flying high flashing eyes
No surprise I told lies
I'm the punk in the gutter
I'm the new president

But I grew and I bent
Don't you know? don't it show?
I'm the punk with the stutter.

My my my my my mmmm my my my.

Ggggg-g-g-g-g generation.

Punk:
We tried to speak between lines of oration
You could only repeat what we told you.
Your axe belongs to a dying nation,
They dont know that we own you.
Youre watching movies trying to find the feelers,
You only see what we show you.
We're the slaves of the phony leaders
Breathe the air we have blown you.

G.f.:
Im the guy etc.

I have to be careful not to preach
I cant pretend that I can teach,
And yet I've lived your future out
By pounding stages like a clown.

And on the dance floor broken glass,
The bloody faces slowly pass,
The broken seats in empty rows,
It all belongs to me, you know.

607 Optimizer  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:14:01am

I found the speech to be self-contradictory, and generally pretty poor. Towards the beginning he extols our "founding documents", but later he gives a veiled endorsement of socialism.

Of course, there was the obligatory (for him) narcissist "moment" crap, which didn't seem to fly well, IMHO. Has everybody (besides lizards) finally noticed how hollow that crap is?

The civil rights reference struck me as anachronistic. If that stuff wasn't old news, you wouldn't be standing there, pal. Gimme a break.

But notice the recurring theme for his administration (as was previously presented in Philadelphia). To paraphrase: "I am one of those great Presidents who pulled the country through a great crisis - and, BTW, that'll take eight years." (The "crisis" being claimed is three-fold: financial, the wars, and global warming.) His unbridled narcissism never disappoints.

So the Iraq War (which is all but won) and the war in Afghanistan (which probably doesn't even qualify as a "major" war) represent a "crisis", and the recent financial meltdown ranks with the Revolution, the Civil War, and WWII. [BTW, Al Qaida was out-of-controll when Bush took office, but a mere shadow of its former self when he left, pal - no thanks to guys like you!]

As to global warming, this is where he's "saving the whole world", not just the US. I guess he's betting on everybody continuing in their denial about how the Earth hasn't been warming for about a decade, and is starting to cool - despite ever-increasing CO2 levels.

Oh, and there were a number of places where I had to ask, "WTF is he even talking about?" Which kind of implies that it's moonbat code so far removed from reality that I haven't even caught wind of it yet.

On the whole - as Rush put it - "nobody knew when to clap". There were no "big moments" to get excited about.

608 DeathtotheSwiss  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:16:07am

After everything is said and done I can say this, the inauguration got me an extra long lunch break.

609 Optimizer  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:16:23am

re: #591 Texas Heathen

Speaking of code names. I wonder what the one and mrs are going to be called by the Secret service?

Boris and Natasha?

610 Bubblehead II  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:25:47am

re: #501 Kosh's Shadow

iirc, Ben Frankin wanted the Turkey to be our Nation Bird. He despised the Bald Eagle and considered it to be nothing more than a scavenger.

"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.

FWIW

611 smokefire  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:29:28am

re: #609 Optimizer

Boris and Natasha?

Spider woman
Icabod

612 godzulu  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:30:10am

Who cares if he's black? Liberals are scumbags and with the new pres. its just business as usual for the oligarchy. All the rhetoric of Hope, hopie , Change, change, and the same old hacks are appointed etc. Maybe Sandy Berger will be appointed to something so he can steal more documents. I am proud not to be one of the 69 million freaking idiots who voted for this fraud. Now I'll just sit back and watch the insanity progress while our freedoms slip away - I'm sure my next post will be from a re-education camp. Where do I get my free gas and mediocre health care? Do I get a voucher? I was told its all right as long as I have a voucher.

613 smokefire  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:30:15am

re: #610 Bubblehead II

iirc, Ben Frankin wanted the Turkey to be our Nation Bird. He despised the Bald Eagle and considered it to be nothing more than a scavenger.

"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.

FWIW

I remember that from a Wild Turkey Liquor advertisement.

614 Bubblehead II  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 11:41:28am

Stepping upstairs.

615 Justabill  Tue, Jan 20, 2009 12:11:44pm

re: #401 DisturbedEma

No, American girl:)

But Obama was elected. We have univeral health care now...

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