New threads and a shoeshine...:)

Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun, it shines everywhere.

Are we up too early, or are we up too late?

-Twelfth Night

re: #1 Dustyvet

New threads and a shoeshine...:)

All dressed up and no place to go...:)

Another Hopen thread

Whooo-Hooo

My hair is a mess.

Forgive the re-post, but this is for you when you arrive, LittleOldLady:

[Link: www.kyleanneshiver.com...]

He shines and stinks like rotten mackerel by moonlight.

Well I just posted this on "old" thread when I noticed there was now a new thread...so I'll share it again... a little late night ...winter humor...

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load "
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter,and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

re: #4 Dustyvet

Going to be like that for the next few years I think. I see a large rise in home brewing of beer and wine. Possibly an increase of truck gardens as well.

re: #3 Sharmuta
I'm up because my bad shoulder (rotator cuff + arthritis) got aggravated by replacing a line in the wall that burst during the recent session of global warming we had. Apparently I got off early one guy I know at MIT returned from an overseas trip to find massive rupture of multiple pipes. Lotsa work for the plumbers apparently he even had to get the fire department out there to do something. I presume it was a pumper truck to pump his cellar when it filled up with water. No fun.

Well, the stuff is kicking in now, so back to bed.

re: #9 BlueCanuck

Going to be like that for the next few years I think. I see a large rise in home brewing of beer and wine. Possibly an increase of truck gardens as well.

Yeah it's sure looking like it.

The new hopen thread is just about all the hope I have to look forward to over the next 4 years of 44's term.

re: #6 pink freud

Got it open, so I can paste the link for her.

/now all I have to do is hopen I don't get halfzimers. :)

re: #12 Erik The Red

The new hopen thread is just about all the hope I have to look forward to over the next 4 years of 44's term.

I had hope, I sold it for change...:)

Well Hell - left messages for both Dusty Vet and Blue Canuck on the prior thread - didn't realize y'all had moved on.
Anyway I'm going to sleep NOW - hope you all have a great evening/early morning and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

Good night, all.

Should we start calling Ron Howard "Hopie" now?

I am dismayed to report that the Bruins were unable to defeat the Toronto MakeMeLaughs Maple Leafs in regulation for the final game before the NHL all-star break tonight.

/Had to settle for a shootout win.

re: #15 realwest

Well Hell - left messages for both Dusty Vet and Blue Canuck on the prior thread - didn't realize y'all had moved on.
Anyway I'm going to sleep NOW - hope you all have a great evening/early morning and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

Good night, all.

Nighters Real, take care my friend...:)

did y'all see this?

Bush's going away gift to Juggy

so much for an immediate withdrawal from Iraq. %-)

re: #6 pink freud

Forgive the re-post, but this is for you when you arrive, LittleOldLady:

[Link: www.kyleanneshiver.com...]

awesome article!

i made this up after yesterday's display of fashion sense...

re: #17 Fenway_Nation

No, no, no. It's the Toronto Make-Beliefs. Get it right or don't get it at all. :)

/could be worse I could be a Philidelphia Criers fan. :D

re: #6 pink freud

Forgive the re-post, but this is for you when you arrive, LittleOldLady:

[Link: www.kyleanneshiver.com...]

why don't you post this one in the spinoff lnks up top?

*Waves to the Night Watch crew*

Hiya, Lizards.

re: #19 redc1c4

did y'all see this?

Bush's going away gift to Juggy

so much for an immediate withdrawal from Iraq. %-)

Ain't that a kick in the pants...

From an email I received recently...
We are not "old geezers" yet...but our generation "Gets It"...

Actually, "old geezer" is not a bad thing to be called, as you will see...

'Geezers' are easy to spot: At sporting events, during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner, old geezers remove their caps, stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them.
Old geezers remember the Depression (or what our parents told us about it), World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, the Cold War, Vietnam, the "jet age", the Moon landing, and the 50+ peace-keeping missions from 1945 to 2005.
If you bump into an old geezer on the sidewalk, he will apologize. If you pass an old geezer on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old geezers trust strangers and are courtly to women. Old geezers hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection. Old geezers get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children.
Old Geezers have moral courage. They seldom brag unless it's about their grandchildren.
It's the old geezers who know our great country is protected, not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.
This country needs old geezers now more than ever.

Oh God, I want to puke: Celebs compare Obama to biblical characters; Denzel objects
I am I the only one that sees the irony here? When at any given chance, celebs are the first to mock the bible and say all Christian are evil but when they get their Piece Of S**t candidate elected their the first to say Gad Bless America and are candidate is a God and of the divine. I am going to say this once and only once. In the words of Mandy, FUCK YOU! You communist shit heads!

re: #24 SurferDoc

*Waves to the Night Watch crew*

Hiya, Lizards.

someone obviously left a window unlocked...

re: #28 redc1c4

someone obviously left a window unlocked...

GUARDS!

re: #23 Outrider

why don't you post this one in the spinoff lnks up top?

Will do. Kyle Ann Shiver is a diamond just sitting there a'sparkling and gleaming and waiting to be found. Thanks!

How many times
Would an Obama take the oath
If an Obama could
Take the oath?

re: #28 redc1c4

someone obviously left a window unlocked...

Hmmm, going to have to check that bear trap I left outside. Just to be sure.

/oh yeah, good morning as well SurferDoc.

re: #19 redc1c4

did y'all see this?

Bush's going away gift to Juggy

so much for an immediate withdrawal from Iraq. %-)

Love it just love it. But juggy was just blowing smoke anyways. Let's see what hit Idiots think of it.

I'm going off the reservation here but, we had Palin running for V.P and the Dems. i.e the media trashed her as an ugly, unqualified right-winger...but they praise this woman as beautiful and qualified?

[Link: www.drudgereport.com...]

re: #25 Dustyvet

Ding for the idiom.

A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.

~Thomas Jefferson

re: #19 redc1c4

did y'all see this?

Bush's going away gift to Juggy

so much for an immediate withdrawal from Iraq. %-)

Heh™!

*Ignores the riff-raff*

Hiya, Blue!

re: #33 x-wing

That has to be one of the most unflattering pictures I have seen. Was that intentional? Or was that after the touch ups?

re: #30 pink freud

Will do. Kyle Ann Shiver is a diamond just sitting there a'sparkling and gleaming and waiting to be found. Thanks!

Damn! I'm sorry. I thought yo went to bed so I posted it, but credited you.

re: #34 Sharmuta

Ding for the idiom.

Thank you...:)

re: #39 Outrider

Thank you :-)

re: #30 pink freud

Will do. Kyle Ann Shiver is a diamond just sitting there a'sparkling and gleaming and waiting to be found. Thanks!

she is a great writer, I've been through some of her other stuff on American Thinker. I didn't know she had her own site.

re: #32 BlueCanuck

Hmmm, going to have to check that bear trap I left outside. Just to be sure.

/oh yeah, good morning as well SurferDoc.

if anything, it'll have a pair of pants in it. %-)

/white smoke

re: #41 pink freud

Thank you :-)

sorry about that. I honestly thought you had bagged it for the night. ;-(>

re: #41 pink freud

Nuts, for some reason I can't read the article. I hate IE6 at times. Ah well I will read it at home.

re: #38 BlueCanuck

That has to be one of the most unflattering pictures I have seen. Was that intentional? Or was that after the touch ups?

I'm a guy ,and I think JFK Jr. was the best looking of the bunch (I'm not gay...not that there is anything wrong with that)

I never got the Kennedy hot thing.

re: #43 redc1c4

if anything, it'll have a pair of pants in it. %-)

/white smoke

Shorts, Dude. I keep tellin' ya it's shorts!

re: #45 BlueCanuck

Nuts, for some reason I can't read the article. I hate IE6 at times. Ah well I will read it at home.

would you be able to read it at this link?

re: #47 SurferDoc

Shorts, Dude. I keep tellin' ya it's shorts!

Well they look like pants on you ;>}

///white smoke

Well, let's recap:

-- Close the Guantanamo Bay detention camp
-- Stop the terrorist trials in their tracks*
-- Close all the covert overseas CIA terrorist interrogation facilities
-- Pledge more FOIA access so our enemies won't have to spy so hard

*nevermind that the monsters responsible for 9/11 have confessed at least twice in front of a judge hoping to be executed

/and the week's not even over yet, don't you feel safer now that you've gotten your ideals and liberty restored to Clinton levels?

re: #37 SurferDoc

*Ignores the riff-raff*

Hiya, Blue!

you CAN'T ignore riff raff...

re: #47 SurferDoc

Shorts, Dude. I keep tellin' ya it's shorts!

are you a doctor or an electrician?

re: #50 Killian Bundy

Well, let's recap:

-- Close the Guantanamo Bay detention camp
-- Stop the terrorist trials in their tracks*
-- Close all the covert overseas CIA terrorist interrogation facilities
-- Pledge more FOIA access so our enemies won't have to spy so hard

*nevermind that the monsters responsible for 9/11 have confessed at least twice in front of a judge hoping to be executed

/and the week's not even over yet, don't you feel safer now that you've gotten your ideals and liberty restored to Clinton levels?

let us not forget the NorKors either:

In a statement issued last Saturday, the communist North threatened an ``all-out confrontational posture'' against the South.

Seoul responded calmly to the North's threat, which analysts said was mainly aimed at the new U.S. government.

re: #50 Killian Bundy

Well, let's recap:

-- Close the Guantanamo Bay detention camp
-- Stop the terrorist trials in their tracks*
-- Close all the covert overseas CIA terrorist interrogation facilities
-- Pledge more FOIA access so our enemies won't have to spy so hard

*nevermind that the monsters responsible for 9/11 have confessed at least twice in front of a judge hoping to be executed

/and the week's not even over yet, don't you feel safer now that you've gotten your ideals and liberty restored to Clinton levels?

is that a trick question?

re: #51 redc1c4

you CAN'T ignore riff raff...

Nothing like a little AC/DC primal rock!re: #52 redc1c4

are you a doctor or an electrician?

Amateur gynecologist.

re: #54 redc1c4

is that a trick question?

*THUD*

re: #53 Outrider

if the Inmun Gun comes south, my money's on the ROK's.

re: #56 Dustyvet

*THUD*

quick! get that man a fruitcup!

The Aussies have another nutcase cleric who openly says what he believes and expects the infidels to ignore it in silence:

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

A Muslim cleric in Australia who said men have a right to force their wives to have sex has been told to apologise by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd.

re: #38 BlueCanuck

That has to be one of the most unflattering pictures I have seen. Was that intentional? Or was that after the touch ups?

She looks like Beauty and the Beast rolled into one.

night all

re: #31 itellu3times

Say it 3 times fast:

How many oaths could an oval office oaf utter,
if an oval office oaf could utter oaths.

might as well save the automobile bail out money

hell, might as well cancel the whole stimulus fiasco if they go there...

what economy?

re: #62 Sgt.Slappy

Say it 3 times fast:

How many oaths could an oval office oaf utter,
if an oval office oaf could utter oaths.

but i read it was all Roberts fault that Juggy jumped all over him and screwed things up...

re: #63 redc1c4

might as well save the automobile bail out money

hell, might as well cancel the whole stimulus fiasco if they go there...

what economy?

And they re-called Grey Davis for this?

/momma please wake me up.

I've been trying to read the 'O snubs MOH Ball', but had to bookmark it. I'd glad Buzz had enough Karma to survive, but I'd have asked where Buzz lived to start with-then explained why we here were angered-so maybe Buzzs' karma wouldn't have been lost in the hundreds.

That said, I'm a contributor to Paralyzed Veterans of America, and belonged to the American Legion (AL was listed as main sponsor)-they were some of the service organization sponsors. GWB made visits to WR without the press (while in office)-BO wouldn't visit the wounded in Germany without the press (while seeking the office). For BO to have 'Dissed' this Ball was unforgiveable, and a statement. And the statement doesn't speak well for his term...:>((

re: #65 x-wing

And they re-called Grey Davis for this?

/momma please wake me up.

hard to believe, but Davis *was* dumber... it's what we get for electing RINOs...

re: #64 redc1c4

but i read it was all Roberts fault that Juggy jumped all over him and screwed things up...

It must have been even mentioning That Ones&#8482 middle name.

How dare we mortals even speak it.

re: #66 Pietr

I've been trying to read the 'O snubs MOH Ball', but had to bookmark it. I'd glad Buzz had enough Karma to survive, but I'd have asked where Buzz lived to start with-then explained why we here were angered-so maybe Buzzs' karma wouldn't have been lost in the hundreds.

That said, I'm a contributor to Paralyzed Veterans of America, and belonged to the American Legion (AL was listed as main sponsor)-they were some of the service organization sponsors. GWB made visits to WR without the press (while in office)-BO wouldn't visit the wounded in Germany without the press (while seeking the office). For BO to have 'Dissed' this Ball was unforgiveable, and a statement. And the statement doesn't speak well for his term...:>((

yup: their president is a real class act.

4 years of tacky, stupid and just plain dumb, coming right up!

Courtesy of Ace:

Michelle 0bama's Inauguration Day dress (photo)

Oval Office curtains (photo)

That answers that question!
;)

re: #66 Pietr

I've been trying to read the 'O snubs MOH Ball', but had to bookmark it. I'd glad Buzz had enough Karma to survive, but I'd have asked where Buzz lived to start with-then explained why we here were angered-so maybe Buzzs' karma wouldn't have been lost in the hundreds.

That said, I'm a contributor to Paralyzed Veterans of America, and belonged to the American Legion (AL was listed as main sponsor)-they were some of the service organization sponsors. GWB made visits to WR without the press (while in office)-BO wouldn't visit the wounded in Germany without the press (while seeking the office). For BO to have 'Dissed' this Ball was unforgiveable, and a statement. And the statement doesn't speak well for his term...:>((

WTF are you talking about? I missed Pietr language at school/ Morning btw.

re: #68 x-wing

It must have been even mentioning That Ones™ middle name.

How dare we mortals even speak it.

that's why i just call him "Juggy"... %-)

/i wonder if it will still seem funny in the reeducation camp?

re: #68 x-wing

It must have been even mentioning That Ones&#8482 middle name.

How dare we mortals even speak it.

I REFUSE to use it. If we couldn't mention it when he was running, he don't need it for office-can't have it both ways. He'll just always be BO to me...Heh Heh.

re: #51 redc1c4

you CAN'T ignore riff raff...

I always liked Riff Raff, despite the villainy:

*apologies to Mrs Murphy's Chowder*

"Who dumped the Acid in the water that we drink?
Who taught us rote and then told us it was "think"?
Who was the rotter who gave us all Code Pink?
So surreal sometimes...

Where is my minder as my mind begins to wander?
Why is Obama here while I am over yonder?
Why are some many things verboten now to ponder?
So surreal sometimes...

He did it all,
Didn't fall,
Got into the House of White
See if he
Can see to be
There to paint it red tonite!

Hairy Carey, in "The Squamous Sasquatch Symphony in B-Sharp, Major!"

re: #67 redc1c4

hard to believe, but Davis *was* dumber... it's what we get for electing RINOs...

Some movie stars should stick...wait most all movie stars should stick to making movies.

I actually thought Ahnold ,being from Austria, would clamp down on Calli-forn-i-ya.

They need Chuck Norris now!

re: #70 gmsc

Courtesy of Ace:

Michelle 0bama's Inauguration Day dress (photo)

Oval Office curtains (photo)

That answers that question!
;)

She went all Scarlett O'Hara, huh?

re: #77 Sharmuta

She went all Scarlett O'Hara, huh?

She saw the dress in the window and she just couldn't resist it!

re: #71 Erik The Red

WTF are you talking about? I missed Pietr language at school/ Morning btw.

MOH=Medal of Honor...GWB=George W Bush...WR=Walter Reed (Army Hospital)...That covers acronyms, Erik-what else needs translated? And, G'Morning Back...Cheers.

I'm thinking of calling up some of the dinosaur Mainstream Mouthpiece outlets tomorrow as a breathless 0bamanaut and asking him if they have any spare copies of President 0bama at the Medal of Honor Innagural Ball. I think I'll start with some Tribune Co owned newspapers before working my down (not that I started in too lofty a position to begin with) to the NY Times, Thompson Reuters or McQuislingClatchey. If I feel they're gonna give me the runaround, I'll just ask how their stock prices are doing today to pass the time...

re: #77 Sharmuta

She went all Scarlett O'Hara, huh?

Or at least all Carol Burnett . . .

re: #70 gmsc

Courtesy of Ace:

Michelle 0bama's Inauguration Day dress (photo)

Oval Office curtains (photo)

That answers that question!
;)

that dress and the one WAB wore that night inspired my offering at #21 in this thread...

tacky is tacky, no matter how much money it costs.

re: #80 Fenway_Nation

I'm thinking of calling up some of the dinosaur

Dinosaurs are two flights downstairs.

re: #70 gmsc

"Have you seen her dressed in gold,
Like a queen in days of old?"

My first thought was that she dressed like she wants to be crowned queen.
/but she ain't a "Rainbow"...

re: #73 Pietr

I REFUSE to use it. If we couldn't mention it when he was running, he don't need it for office-can't have it both ways. He'll just always be BO to me...Heh Heh.

How did the &#8482 come out in the html type?

Have you been training behind our backs? ;>}

///

re: #81 Iron Fist

I prefer my sunshine bottled. It's easier to store that way. Then when you need it, you open up your bottled sunshine and shine it where it needs to be shown.

It is, by all accounts, a life-changing event for all who are within sight of it.

Do you use this as a Rectal treatment on some of the worst offenders-then watch as they turn to dust?

/white smoke...

Re #70
That curvy valance that doesn't quite cover the top of the window frame?
That would drive me nuts!
My homemade stuff is better planned than that.

re: #79 Pietr

MOH=Medal of Honor...GWB=George W Bush...WR=Walter Reed (Army Hospital)...That covers acronyms, Erik-what else needs translated? And, G'Morning Back...Cheers.

Thanks I got most of that the first time. It was the part about buzz that I needed help with. Has the mfm called 44 out on this? Haven't seen to much about it.

re: #82 gmsc

Or at least all Carol Burnett . . .

[Video]

Quick bit o'trivia: The "curtain dress" from that sketch was designed and created by none other than Bob Mackie!

re: #72 redc1c4

that's why i just call him "Juggy"... %-)

/i wonder if it will still seem funny in the reeducation camp?

I guess you can let me know, I'll probably be be in the cell, 'er room, right next to you. You can tap on the wall.

/see if you can sneak in some booze ;>}

The Neuter of Totus (a flacid factotum pole)

He being The One, and the one being all, setting actual ancestry aside, one thing is certain, we have a factotum in our midst!

Let's track the wily factotum, down the evolutionary off ramps:

Factotum, n. An employee or assistant who serves in a wide range of capacities.* (Lawyer Years)

Hacktotum, n. An employee or assistant who serves in a wide range of incapacities. (Junior Senator)

Baraktotum, n. An employee or assistant whose ego mis-serves in a wide range of incapacities. (NEW! TOTUS**)

Hopefully, the TOTUS does not totally live up to his name, as the root of the issue illustrates, as that might imply he'll also "do everything" (in all possible manner of stimulus!):

[Medieval Latin factotum : Latin fac, imperative of facere, to do; see dhe- in Indo-European roots + Latin totum, everything, from neuter of totus, all; see teuta- in Indo-European roots.]*

So how do we know we have an authentic factotem pole?

If, according to the "Encylopedia of Rampant Plagiarism and Unbounded Non-Attribution" entry for Totem Pole:

"Poles are also carved to illustrate stories, to commemorate historic persons, to represent shamanic powers, and to provide objects of public ridicule."

Then a factotum pole is the monumentally erected all-inclusive, do-everything, wide-ranging, story-illustrated, historically commemorated, shamanic-empowered prick.

Quod Erat Disastrum.

* factotum
** TOTUS, Totus Of the United States

re: #81 Iron Fist

I prefer my sunshine bottled. It's easier to store that way. Then when you need it, you open up your bottled sunshine and shine it where it needs to be shown.

It is, by all accounts, a life-changing event for all who are within sight of it.

is that anything like the phrase "buckets of instant sunshine"?

re: #85 IslandLibertarian

"Have you seen her dressed in gold,
Like a queen in days of old?"

My first thought was that she dressed like she wants to be crowned queen.
/but she ain't a "Rainbow"...

Well, it did bring the song "Rainbow High" to mind:

re: #82 gmsc

Or at least all Carol Burnett . . .

[Video]

Emperor Misha 1 had this to say about the whole fashion show:
"In other news, we’ve been watching pictures of the coronation ceremony since they keep popping up everywhere. First off, let us compliment the G-d Emperor on his choice of clothes. He looked just like a scrawny scarecrow in an Armani suit which, come to think of it, pretty much describes him: All suit, nothing but straw inside.

His First Sasquatch, on the other hand, wasn’t quite as subdued. She went all out celebrating her newfound fame and fortune as First Ho of the United States, showing up first in an outfit that made us weep for the rococo couch that had to give up its life and be skinned to cover her doublewide arse. And then, later on, she showed up at the inaugural ball dressed up as the Charmin’ mascot (minus the bears), and we have to admit that we never thought that any land object of that kind of mass could be TP’ed that artfully, but still she managed.

You can throw a nobleman into a burlap sack without him losing his bearing, but no matter how much you dress up a peasant, it will still be obvious to all and sundry that you’re dealing with a peasant.

We were a bit surprised that the Beanstalk-in-Chief agreed to her baring her shoulders like that, though. Not out of modesty, we’re not even sure that the Husseins are aware of the meaning of the word, but because it has to be a bit embarrassing that her shoulders are broader than his even when he’s the only one wearing padding."

re: #82 gmsc

What I wouldn't give to have real entertainment like that again.

Thanks so much for linking that- I LMAO.

On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer
was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and
therefore, they
were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling
nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they
were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that
for the more than
three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied
and these were the
results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have given you all my
"business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.

re: #94 gmsc

I was thinking about this "Rainbow"...nothing like Ms "0"...[Link: www.dailymotion.com...]

re: #89 Erik The Red

Thanks I got most of that the first time. It was the part about buzz that I needed help with. Has the mfm called 44 out on this? Haven't seen to much about it.

Well Buzz got hammered for not understanding our anger, and playing devils advocate. If you go back and look, Buzz probably lost between 200/300 karma points. Re the MOH Ball/Heroes Ball-I've only seen it on the web-did not catch anything on FOX even. So unless LGF/Ace/Black5 or another blog gets it noticed by Drudge/Newsmax/Fox-it probably won't get publicized.

re: #96 Sharmuta

What I wouldn't give to have real entertainment like that again.

Thanks so much for linking that- I LMAO.

You're welcome.

Yep, many's the time I've said that the classics are classics for a reason!

re: #100 gmsc

I love both Carol and GWTW, so that was great.

re: #95 redc1c4

I love Misha's take on most things. He has a way of saying things that are spot on in a very wicked and vile way that only he can express.

re: #95 redc1c4

If you ask me. Someone..anyone should have told her to cut that shoulder strap off. That had to be the ugliest,most tacky Inaugural dress I ever saw.

re: #98 IslandLibertarian

I was thinking about this "Rainbow"...nothing like Ms "0"...[Link: www.dailymotion.com...]

Thanks for the link! I had no idea there was a whole song. I figured it was just a jingle the first time I heard it:

re: #99 Pietr

Well Buzz got hammered for not understanding our anger, and playing devils advocate. If you go back and look, Buzz probably lost between 200/300 karma points. Re the MOH Ball/Heroes Ball-I've only seen it on the web-did not catch anything on FOX even. So unless LGF/Ace/Black5 or another blog gets it noticed by Drudge/Newsmax/Fox-it probably won't get publicized.

what makes you, or anyone, believe that the MFM is *ever* going to carry a story that makes Juggy look bad?

re: #102 Erik The Red

I love Misha's take on most things. He has a way of saying things that are spot on in a very wicked and vile way that only he can express.

gotta agree. i't been awhile since i've been there, and i was leary about linking, since i thought it might infringe on Stinky's sense of propriety, give the tone of some of the posts...

re: #101 Sharmuta

I love both Carol and GWTW, so that was great.

For the full effect, you need to watch the full skit, which was posted in 2 parts:

re: #106 redc1c4

what makes you, or anyone, believe that the MFM is *ever* going to carry a story that makes Juggy look bad?

Personally, I fondly call him BO...but, you're right...:>((

re: #107 redc1c4

gotta agree. i't been awhile since i've been there, and i was leary about linking, since i thought it might infringe on Stinky's sense of propriety, give the tone of some of the posts...

I think that is a pretty good policy. I also don't know Charles position on the Rott. might be worth asking someone who has been here longer.

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice
cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool..

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

TEN TIMES NORMAL SIZE

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human
body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be
asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents,
and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!'

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'

Little Mary's mouth fell open.

Then she said to those around her, 'Boy is she going to get in big trouble!'

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 'Anybody?'

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, 'The body part
that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.

Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy.'

Then she turned to Mary and continued...

And as for you, young lady, I have three things to say...
One... you have a dirty mind.
Two... you didn't read your homework.
And three... one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.'

I'm hoping against all hope that this is not our fate.

re: #108 Iron Fist

Probably. I don't recall where I first heard the term used. It was shortly after 9-11 when a lot of conversations discussed the possibility of using it for large scale urban renewal in the Mohammedan world.

my phrase was batted around the mil groups of usenet for years... same concept.

Hhello Hovernight Hopen Honcos.
Hdo hyou hlike hextraneous h's?

re: #108 Iron Fist

Probably. I don't recall where I first heard the term used. It was shortly after 9-11 when a lot of conversations discussed the possibility of using it for large scale urban renewal in the Mohammedan world.

In respect to urban renewal,

If gentrification is, "the process of renewal and rebuilding accompanying the influx of middle-class or affluent people into deteriorating areas that often displaces poorer residents."[1]

Then roentgentrification would be the process of canned sunshine's renewal and rebuilding accompanying the influx gamma rays and X-rays into deteriorating areas that often displaces Jihadis.

re: #117 Spare O'Lake

Hhello Hovernight Hopen Honcos.
Hdo hyou hlike hextraneous h's?

Heh.

re: #114 Iron Fist

To my knowledge there is no friction between the Emporer and LGF. I don't go over there that much anymore. I'm just too busy. I'd advise scanning their archives for anything calling for an alliance beteen the "anti-Jihad" and neo-nazi, hard "right" or White Supremacy bullshit. That's the shit that really pisses Charles off.

i was just thinking they were being a bit less kind on the whole Juggy thing than the boss likes us to be. if i saw any of the other sort of thing, i'd be gone for good.

re: #117 Spare O'Lake

So now we're oncos'?

OK who forgot to send us the memo? ;>}
/

re: #119 gmsc

Heh.

Hah.

re: #119 gmsc

Didn't see you over in the corner there, gmsc-what are the odds we survive the remainder of BO's term? Oh, G'Morning...:>))

re: #117 Spare O'Lake

Hhello Hovernight Hopen Hhoncos.
Hdo hyou hlike hextraneous h's?

FTFY!

re: #120 redc1c4

i was just thinking they were being a bit less kind on the whole Juggy thing than the boss likes us to be. if i saw any of the other sort of thing, i'd be gone for good.

I read the Rott almost everyday for the last 2 years. I don't recall ever seeing anything there that should be counter to LGF's. Its some of the comments that I may have missed that would be of concern. If you think we are tough on trolls here you should see them get a real hard smack down over there.

re: #123 Pietr

Didn't see you over in the corner there, gmsc-what are the odds we survive the remainder of BO's term? Oh, G'Morning...:>))

i guess it depends on how many of us get JBBS in the next 4 years...

re: #123 Pietr

Didn't see you over in the corner there, gmsc-what are the odds we survive the remainder of BO's term? Oh, G'Morning...:>))

Hi, Pietr! Yeah, I was just over here in the "Gone With The Wind" section.

Well, I understand from Biden that the first 6 months will be the roughest, as our country will be tested, and it won't seem at first that we're doing the right thing . . .

re: #126 redc1c4

i guess it depends on how many of us get JBSS in the next 4 years...

FTFM!

According to Mr. Victor Hanson's Uneasy Feeling, under the section on "Some More Modest Proposals in the Age of Obama", one sees the phrase "green environmentalist:

1. If you are a green environmentalist

When I read that phrase too quickly, it registered in my tiny noggin as "greenvironmentalist" -- which I thought was odd, however, there may be a useful distinction here.

E.g., if the term environmentalist has gotten a "bad rap" over the years, then perhaps the greenvironmentalist is really the more apropos descriptor for what is commonly meant by the (pejorative) label "environmentalist"; aka Greenshirt of the Gorestapo.

re: #127 gmsc

Hi, Pietr! Yeah, I was just over here in the "Gone With The Wind" section.

Well, I understand from Biden that the first 6 months will be the roughest, as our country will be tested, and it won't seem at first that we're doing the right thing . . .

and then, after that, it will be so obvious that what we're doing is the wrong thing that even Helen Keller will be able to see it.

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks'. The next time I see you, you should have lost at
least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going
to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the "fucking" skippin'

re: #124 redc1c4

HFTFY!

Hthanks.

A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home,
he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days?"...

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, "That would suit me just fine!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little
out of the corner of his left eye.

re: #125 Erik The Red

I read the Rott almost everyday for the last 2 years. I don't recall ever seeing anything there that should be counter to LGF's. Its some of the comments that I may have missed that would be of concern. If you think we are tough on trolls here you should see them get a real hard smack down over there.

That's what I like about this site. Charles keeps' a close eye on the goings on here and trolls don't get to hang around long.

It is fun to smack a troll around once in awhile, but I've been on sites where it always ends up in a thread jack.

re: #79 Pietr

MOH=Medal of Honor...GWB=George W Bush...WR=Walter Reed (Army Hospital)...That covers acronyms, Erik-what else needs translated? And, G'Morning Back...Cheers.

Technically, its WRAMC (Walter Reed Army Medical Center). Just adding my 2cents.

re: #132 Spare O'Lake

Hthanks.

hits hall hpart hof hthe hfree hservice!

re: #134 x-wing

That's what I like about this site. Charles keeps' a close eye on the goings on here and trolls don't get to hang around long.

It is fun to smack a troll around once in awhile, but I've been on sites where it always ends up in a thread jack.

that's why we still have Usenet... %-)

* surrounded by bad jokes, must resist, must not tell, bad joke, must not ... *

OK, so Barak Obama goes to the doctor with a frog stuck to his head.

The doctor says, well Barak, tell me how it happened?

So then the frog says, "Well, it all started with a bump on my arse..."

re: #136 redc1c4

Won't all services be free under the reign of King Barry the Present?

Michelle my belle
These are words that go together well,
My Michelle.
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,
Tres bien ensemble.
I lo...

BLLLEEECHHH!
*spit*

Sorry...

re: #139 Fenway_Nation

Won't all services be free under the reign of King Barry the Present?

only to the deserving. however, the shortages will all be distributed amongst the peasants.

re: #127 gmsc

Hi, Pietr! Yeah, I was just over here in the "Gone With The Wind" section.

Well, I understand from Biden that the first 6 months will be the roughest, as our country will be tested, and it won't seem at first that we're doing the right thing . . .

I think you said it in your first sentence, Amigo..."Gone With The Wind".

Last one
Talking dog for sale

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back
yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So,
what's your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I
told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog
would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down .I signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in." I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

re: #129 blackpajamas

I have seen stills and video of President Obama at his desk in the oval office. Is it just me or does he look very young small? I don't think I have a point to make; Just curious.

re: #142 Pietr

I think you said it in your first sentence, Amigo..."Gone With The Wind".

I've been zinged, so you've been updinged!

re: #140 Spare O'Lake

I'm stunned. I don't downding normally-but I'm torn between up and down, right now. That WAS a beautiful song previously...

/white smoke...

the drugs are kicking in, so i'm for the rack...

Henjoy hthe hfruitcup.

hasta, y'all...

L8r!

re: #114 Iron Fist

To my knowledge there is no friction between the Emporer and LGF. I don't go over there that much anymore. I'm just too busy. I'd advise scanning their archives for anything calling for an alliance beteen the "anti-Jihad" and neo-nazi, hard "right" or White Supremacy bullshit. That's the shit that really pisses Charles off.

I'd also look for Nirther crap.

OT:

"Atlas Shrugged"...

If some of you haven't...You GOTTA read that book. I swear it was written last week. It's amazing. Blowing my mind how spot on Ayn Rand called it back in the fifties. Kee-ripes.

Well, only a drive by post.

Later all.

re: #140 Spare O'Lake

Lol! I read in my paper this morning that Michelle's yellow dress yesterday was a "cheerful message of hope," and Laura's grey dress was dowdy, dour and unfashionable in comparison. Aretha Franklin's exact same shade of grey, however, was demure in color so as not to take any shine away from the Golden One.

I really cannot stand the human race sometimes.

re: #147 redc1c4

the drugs are kicking in, so i'm for the rack...

Henjoy hthe hfruitcup.

hasta, y'all...

L8r!

Red...dude.. I promised LoL we'd be here for fruitcup...Red...Red

Night red, try to stay out of too much trouble.

re: #145 gmsc

WOW-I'm honored-but still very tentative over those next 4 years. I'm not feeling real positive, despite all the hopen/changey crap...:>((

re: #144 BatGuano

I have seen stills and video of President Obama at his desk in the oval office. Is it just me or does he look very young small? I don't think I have a point to make; Just curious.

made this one just for you!

it's funny what the filter will and won't let you type in...
this went through, but "above my pay grade" didn't. %-)

Whereas, according to recent Vodka-punditry:

With Kennedy in such ill health, I never could understand why Hillary accepted the job of Secretary of State. It was obvious Kennedy would be serving a smaller role in the Senate, clearing the way for Clinton to take his spot as the “liberal lion.”

The question of why Billy Jeff's concubine decided to ditch the baboon cage might be best answerable in that she thinks that roughly four years from now she will be perceived by the Idiotarian Electorati as having at least as much "executive" experience as The One, while, by virtue of having displayed (according to her pronouncements) more leadership in the Secretary of State position, during that time, than displayed by The One (in his nominally, and expected to be, more powerful position), she could then challenge him, not as an equal, but as a perceived superior.

re: #146 Pietr

I'm stunned. I don't downding normally-but I'm torn between up and down, right now. That WAS a beautiful song previously...

/white smoke...

It has changed for me too - I can't even listen all the way through anymore without getting pissed off. Here, you try.

re: #152 BlueCanuck

Night red, try to stay out of too much trouble.

Trouble is my Buisness

re: #150 Claire

That was a yellow dress WAB was wearing?

Looked like calf-shit green to me.

From here on out I'll only buy the New York Post, for the Op-Eds. But if they keep up with the Obama-gasms I'm totally done with print media.

re: #149 Oh no...Sand People!

OT:

"Atlas Shrugged"...

If some of you haven't...You GOTTA read that book. I swear it was written last week. It's amazing. Blowing my mind how spot on Ayn Rand called it back in the fifties. Kee-ripes.

Well, only a drive by post.

Later all.

The unabridged audiobook version of Atlas Shrugged is currently available for only $7.49 (Normally $48.97) for new members!

re: #149 Oh no...Sand People!

OT:

Wait . . . Off topic in an open thread?!? Now THERE'S a good trick!

re: #151 x-wing

Red...dude.. I promised LoL we'd be here for fruitcup...Red...Red

well, if you insist... what's another 25 mikes, when i should have been in bed before midnight?

re: #144 BatGuano

I have seen stills and video of President Obama at his desk in the oval office. Is it just me or does he look very young small? I don't think I have a point to make; Just curious.

Hey, that reminds me, do you folks remember during the election and debates where some people/pundits were asking if others thought that Barak's lips looked blue or blue-ish (as if he were cold, or exhausted from non-stop campaigning)?

I think his lips were blue --

Because he was wearing 200 nico-derm patches under his suit, while trying to get through a debate without stage-diving into the audience and grovelling for a cigarette on national TV.

re: #155 blackpajamas

Whereas, according to recent Vodka-punditry:

With Kennedy in such ill health, I never could understand why Hillary accepted the job of Secretary of State. It was obvious Kennedy would be serving a smaller role in the Senate, clearing the way for Clinton to take his spot as the “liberal lion.”

The question of why Billy Jeff's concubine decided to ditch the baboon cage might be best answerable in that she thinks that roughly four years from now she will be perceived by the Idiotarian Electorati as having at least as much "executive" experience as The One, while, by virtue of having displayed (according to her pronouncements) more leadership in the Secretary of State position, during that time, than displayed by The One (in his nominally, and expected to be, more powerful position), she could then challenge him, not as an equal, but as a perceived superior.

she'll have to either rescue something Juggy fucks up, or sandbag him on something without getting caught... 'cause unless he's in the dog house, he's their candidate in '12.

maybe she just didn't like being Senator?

re: #160 gmsc

Wait . . . Off topic in an hopen thread?!? Now THERE'S a good trick!

HFTFY!

re: #156 Spare O'Lake

I loved the song when it was new and I was 10. As I got older, the French lyrics bothered me. Now...damn.

re: #156 Spare O'Lake

It has changed for me too - I can't even listen all the way through anymore without getting pissed off. Here, you try.

Yeah, you're right...up on both posts...you didn't ruin the song, ya' just pointed it out...:>((

re: #155 blackpajamas

Meh.

What Hillary (and some of the rest of us) learned all too well from the last election is that a politician doesn't need any ch'taten experience. To be President all you need is a penis and two balls.

MISOGYNY IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA.

re: #163 redc1c4

she'll have to either rescue something Juggy fucks up, or sandbag him on something without getting caught... 'cause unless he's in the dog house, he's their candidate in '12.

maybe she just didn't like being Senator?

Or the Senate doesn't have the silverware to which she has become accustomed.

here's the promotional ad for the straigh to DVD movie about Juggy's presidency.

/gawd i lurve this toy! %-)

re: #161 redc1c4

well, if you insist... what's another 25 mikes, when i should have been in bed before midnight?

If lol can post in the daylight-you can stick around...even if only to hand out 'red fruit cup' if lol doesn't make it...Heh Heh.

re: #167 littleoldlady

{lol}

re: #167 littleoldlady

Meh.

What Hillary (and some of the rest of us) learned all too well from the last election is that a politician doesn't need any ch'taten experience. To be President all you need is a penis and two balls.

MISOGYNY IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA.

We all know Hillary has the balls it is the other part that is missing.

re: #168 blackpajamas

Or the Senate doesn't have the silverware to which she has become accustomed.

hHeh. %-)

Morning lol.

re: #161 redc1c4

well, if you insist... what's another 25 mikes, when i should have been in bed before midnight?

We'll have plenty of time to sleep when we're dead. And I don't have to work tomorr...today ;>}

I thought LoL was up and around at 4.

I take it I the booze made me think that.

re: #167 littleoldlady

Meh.

What Hillary (and some of the rest of us) learned all too well from the last election is that a politician doesn't need any ch'taten experience. To be President all you need is a penis and two balls.

MISOGYNY IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA.

and since Juggy won, even that requirement is obviously waiverable...

now go get us some fruitcup while we discuss things.

/white smoke

But-can it be-it is truly 'the littleoldlady'-and her name is a killing word to the LLL...Heh Heh.

Sharmuta! :-)

Erik! :-)

x-wing! :-)

I AM STANDING UP!

re: #167 littleoldlady

Meh.

What Hillary (and some of the rest of us) learned all too well from the last election is that a politician doesn't need any ch'taten experience. To be President all you need is a penis and two balls.

Just don't tell that to Lance Armstrong!

(emerges, sniffs, "whew, this place still reeks of Obamas", adjusts gas mask and enters)

Hi everybody. How are we all?

re: #178 littleoldlady

Want the chair or the mic?

/

re: #176 redc1c4

red! :-)

Would you care for some hot, fresh coffee?

/...in your lap?

;-)

Pietr! :-)

re: #178 littleoldlady

Good morning littleoldlady. Pink Freud wanted you to see this article. A real good one too.

re: #181 little blessing

little blessing! :-)

If I choose the chair can I have the whip, too? ;-)

Alabama Sen. E.B. McClain convicted of bribery.

Chicago Alderman Dixon arrested for drunk driving.

That's right - It's time to play "Name That Party"!

re: #172 Erik The Red

We all know Hillary has the balls it is the other part that is missing.

there's a simple solution to that problem...

re: #167 littleoldlady

Meh.

What Hillary (and some of the rest of us) learned all too well from the last election is that a politician doesn't need any ch'taten experience. To be President all you need is a penis and two balls.

MISOGYNY IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA.

So Sarah Palin has no future then? Sad news.

re: #159 gmsc

I bought my wife an unabridgere: #159 gmsc

I read the book last year and bought my wife an unabridged audio cd last Christmas, which she is still slogging through. It is prophetic, current and I would recommend it to anyone who wants to understand what is happening today. Just try to ignore some of the purple prose and bodice ripping drama.

re: #184 littleoldlady

Sure! Just give me time to get out of the way!

/Red and X-wing want to be first

re: #183 BlueCanuck

BlueCanuck! :-)

I saw it! Interesting...

I'm not sure Jew-hatred can be explained away by any kind of rational argument, bit it was interesting nevertheless.

but

/sheesh

re: #189 little blessing

Well red is always crusing for a bruising. I blame his army experience. It tends to make one masochistic.

/white smoke
//and learned from personal experience.

re: #190 littleoldlady

Yeah, I saw the movie with my friend Susie. Never seen anybody stay till after ALL the credits finished scrolling by before.

re: #185 gmsc

Alabama Sen. E.B. McClain convicted of bribery.

Chicago Alderman Dixon arrested for drunk driving.

That's right - It's time to play "Name That Party"!

Hmmm... No (R) in the headline...can it be anything other than (D)? Too easy...LOL.

re: #182 littleoldlady

red! :-)

Would you care for some hot, fresh coffee?

/...in your lap?

;-)

Pietr! :-)

have a coffee mug and chill out...

re: #185 gmsc

Alabama Sen. E.B. McClain convicted of bribery.

Chicago Alderman Dixon arrested for drunk driving.

That's right - It's time to play "Name That Party"!

and then there's Portland Oregon: the only place in the US where an 18 year old can have a Sam Adams...

/white smoke

Definition of Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously.

/it's going to be a looonnng day! :-(

re: #187 Crux Australis

So Sarah Palin has no future then? Sad news.

No- she has a future in Alaska, but that's it. Unless she were to run for Congress, Senate or be brought on in a Cabinet position. We will not see a woman President for decades.

re: #195 redc1c4

Bwahaha!

re: #178 littleoldlady

No-MAH Garciaparra a Philadelphia Philly?

re: #187 Crux Australis

So Sarah Palin has no future then? Sad news.

she's got bigger balls than most men i meet.

re: #200 Fenway_Nation

Fenway! :-)

Oh. Did we buy something? ;-)

re: #167 littleoldlady

Meh.

What Hillary (and some of the rest of us) learned all too well from the last election is that a politician doesn't need any ch'taten experience. To be President all you need is a penis and two balls.

MISOGYNY IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA.

You mean "wedding tackle" is all it takes? Sign me up for 2012 ;>}

Morning LoL. I kept red awake till you showed up ;>}

re: #200 Fenway_Nation

No-MAH Garciaparra a Philadelphia Philly?

well, i can't see the parking lot attendant ever spending money to make the Dodgers competitive...

hfruitcup!

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --->
Help yourselves!

hfirst hfruitcup!

It's raining in San Jose. On the first day of the Age of Obama, he has strong-armed Al Gore into lifting the global warming curse, for his celebratory first day, and has dripped hope upon our parched state of affairs.

re: #198 Sharmuta

That's a major buzzkill right there. The only conservative on the 2008 presidential/VP ticket...

/Any word on how the investigation into the arson attack against her church is proceeding?

re: #180 little blessing

(emerges, sniffs, "whew, this place still reeks of Obamas", adjusts gas mask and enters)

Hi everybody. How are we all?

Hey there, how are you this morning? Just in time for fruitcup.

We need a tester, how are you feeling today ;>}

re: #198 Sharmuta

No- she has a future in Alaska, but that's it. Unless she were to run for Congress, Senate or be brought on in a Cabinet position. We will not see a woman President for decades.

So when her two terms are up in 2014 she never be seen again, ever.

Depressing news.

BTW: there's a nice little text box that pop's up if you forget the "h" at the beginning of "hfirst!"

re: #206 littleoldlady

Thanks, littleoldlady.

I must say I find it interesting that the truth concerning misogyny in America seems to be taken better from your mouth than mine. That's fine, but it also means we need you to repeat that truth.

re: #206 littleoldlady

Thanks for the fruitcup. *sigh* Unfortunately it seems to be the high point of my day.

re: #208 blackpajamas

California? If so, we have much in common.

re: #211 Crux Australis

So when her two terms are up in 2014 she never be seen again, ever.

Depressing news.

i think you'll definitely see "Senator Palin"... and after that i believe she can and will run and win.

re: #211 Crux Australis

Look- I tried to say this the other night but I guess the truth pisses people off.

re: #210 x-wing

Just fine. Thanks for asking! Since your volunteered me for the testing of Red's fruitcup, I volunteered you for the testing of Littleoldlady's new whip!

; )

re: #215 BatGuano

California? If so, we have much in common.

it was sprinkling here in the SFV when i looked outside awhile ago.

i'm gonna check again right now, on my way to bed.

hasta, yall...

L8r!

(take 2)

re: #213 Sharmuta

Just let me at 'em.

/grrr!

re: #207 redc1c4

hfirst hfruitcup!

What will we alter it with today red? It's yer turn ;>}

re: #202 littleoldlady

The Phillies are reportedly in talks with Nomar Garciaparra for a 1-year deal. Oddly enough, I'm not sure what position they're gonna try and slot him into.

re: #204 redc1c4

You're about ten years too late if you want a competitive team with Nomar Garciaparra on the roster. It's possible that Manny might be a Dodger-by-default since they're the only club that's still expressed an interest in him at this juncture.

Here's a fun LGF riddle:

Question: What do last night's open thread and tonight's open thread have in common?

Answer: In both threads, littleoldlady neither refers to me nor acknowledges me.

re: #214 BlueCanuck

Oy.

/mine, too. :-(

re: #223 gmsc

Here's a fun LGF riddle:

Question: What do last night's open thread and tonight's open thread have in common?

Answer: In both threads, littleoldlady neither refers to me nor acknowledges me.

Good night. It's getting late.

re: #218 little blessing

Oh OH! +ding+ for that! ;-)

re: #208 blackpajamas

It's raining in San Jose. On the first day of the Age of Obama, he has strong-armed Al Gore into lifting the global warming curse, for his celebratory first day, and has dripped hope upon our parched state of affairs.

You're lucky he didn't stiff arm him., or you'd be a-hole deep in snow ;>}

{gmsc}!

/mea culpa! :-(
//I may be standing up but that doesn't mean I can see over the the tall people's heads!

re: #224 littleoldlady

I blame the season. Not seeing too much daylight in the day kinda aggravates things too. :p

re: #220 littleoldlady

Just let me at 'em.

/grrr!

And I'll be right next to you.

re: #218 little blessing

Just fine. Thanks for asking! Since your volunteered me for the testing of Red's fruitcup, I volunteered you for the testing of Littleoldlady's new whip!

; )

Yes! thank you... I think ;>}

re: #231 x-wing

Oh, and I forgot to mention, if she gets tired, I'll take over!

re: #219 redc1c4

Later red.

I was just on a two hour phone conversation with a guy.

...not that there's anything WRONG with that.

re: #215 BatGuano

California? If so, we have much in common.

California (not Costa Rica), the land of the liberal. Home of the algebra-proof high school graduate.

re: #226 littleoldlady

Oh OH! +ding+ for that! ;-)

Please be as gentle as you want to be...or not ;>}

/

re: #206 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --->
Help yourselves!

Thanks lol.

re: #229 BlueCanuck

I blame the season. Not seeing too much daylight in the day kinda aggravates things too. :p

You must not have read Littleoldlady's daytime posts...she stressed out over the sun...LOL (in both meanings, for this boarf-one a cheer, and one a laugh)...:>))

X-wing, can you explain your icon to me?

re: #216 redc1c4

From your keyboard to God's ear...

It's Australia Day next Monday (26th January) and I don't think I have seen as many Australian Flags and Boxing Kangaroos and pictures of the Australian landscape etc. in years.

I'm glad Aussie patriotism isn't dead despite the "un-Australian" attitudes of the left.

re: #232 little blessing

Oh, and I forgot to mention, if she gets tired, I'll take over!

LOL, where did red go?

Red ...oh Red.. could use some help buddy... ;>}

re: #241 Crux Australis

Where in Australia are you?

Ok every beware I was told by a "lawyer" online that mentioning the amount Obama spent on the Inauguration party is Slander. I then asked if he understood what Slander meant.

re: #238 Pietr

Night shift person here. Only see the sun when I go home for about an hour maybe. Hopen that things change soon.

Erik! :-)

re: #244 rustler

So mentinoning facts is slander? Must have missed that in civics class.

/

re: #244 rustler

Ok every beware I was told by a "lawyer" online that mentioning the amount Obama spent on the Inauguration party is Slander. I then asked if he understood what Slander meant.

Guess he wasn't a REAL lawyer, Hmmm...G'Morning Rustler.

re: #238 Pietr

True, I did. But in reality I'm with BlueCanuck. I not only DESPISE the cold I also hate the DARK this time of year.

/one more time, and with feeling...I shoulda stayed in Florida! :-/

re: #247 BlueCanuck
Yeah I went ahead and said that after I asked him if he knew the definition of slander and was promptly accused of trying to start fights and being unpatriotic.

Why can't we just have a change in power here without slandering the poor democratic new president first Clinton now Obama.

re: #248 Pietr Morning
Me pointing that out was slander too. I was effecting his ability to get work by claiming he didn't know legal terminology.