Experts Agree: The White House Needs an Exorcism
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The only way to purge those negative Bush energies is with a good smudging.
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DisturbedEma Sat, Jan 24, 2009 8:57:26pm |
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Honorary Yooper Sat, Jan 24, 2009 8:57:40pm |
WTF!?! And they made fun of Nancy Reagan?
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Killian Bundy Sat, Jan 24, 2009 8:57:48pm |
Experts Agree: The White House Needs an Exorcism
/is Bobby Jindal busy?
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Kosh's Shadow Sat, Jan 24, 2009 8:58:26pm |
I think the White House needs an exorcism, but to cast out the evil entity that moved in last Tuesday. Maybe there was more than one evil entity. I can just see WAB's head spinning around.
(NOTE- I'm not suggesting any actual action, except maybe making a nice animated "Exorcist" parody.)
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DisturbedEma Sat, Jan 24, 2009 8:58:54pm |
re: #7 Red Cloud
We're finished as a society.
did you see the other counterknowledge topics. . .troofer. . .shoah denial. . .hmm I fear clicking the links. . .
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Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:00:23pm |
"Energetic crud"?
Well, I guess Obama could put one of those crown automobile air fresheners on the desk in the oval office.
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DisturbedEma Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:00:53pm |
re: #9 Kosh's Shadow
I think the White House needs an exorcism, but to cast out the evil entity that moved in last Tuesday. Maybe there was more than one evil entity. I can just see WAB's head spinning around.
(NOTE- I'm not suggesting any actual action, except maybe making a nice animated "Exorcist" parody.)
Can you IMAGINE the devil speak? "I will take 75% of your earnings and cast them to those behind you"
"I will make you wait a year for tylenol"
And instead of the pea soup- more lies and promises and proclaimations. . .
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maddogg Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:00:59pm |
Well maybe the great flood of stupidity will wash away any of that residual common sense GWB left clinging to the walls. Stupid Rules!
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:01:40pm |
Hey KB - I live in Louisiana and Bobby is a great guy. He really is. No one is perfect. As a governor he is 99% a decent and honest and wonderful worker, so a couple quirks here and there, I give him a pass.
As for the smudging.... I'm telling ya all, I just know Big O is going to build a mini mosque.
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wolfie Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:02:25pm |
Smudging? They want smudging?
Can't they just let a passel of little boys run through there for, oh, about 2 minutes?
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:02:56pm |
I wonder if she makes house calls.
Phylameana is certified in Usui Shiki Ryoho Reiki and the Science of Intuition from the Holos Institutes of Health. She is an energy medicine practitioner, clairvoyant, intuitive counselor, flower essence consultant, and owner of Spiral Visions.
I was thinking just the other day about getting my house smudged. How ironic!
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Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:03:02pm |
re: #17 wolfie
Smudging? They want smudging?
Can't they just let a passel of little boys run through there for, oh, about 2 minutes?
Give them some cake and ice cream first.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:03:17pm |
I'll let Penn and Teller deal with this foolishness:
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:03:45pm |
That must be a site that is committed to comedy... they cannot be a serious blog.
So we should laugh a bit.
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MandyManners Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:03:51pm |
Cause' there ain't no doubt I love this land,
God bless the U.S.A..
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maddogg Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:03:53pm |
re: #16 MandyManners
I love old tractors. I have a 1955 John Deere 420. It runs great. I still have to custom machine some parts because some are no longer available.
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:04:00pm |
BTW - I have a feeling that unless you are an Indian shaman, smudging really doesn't help much at all! LOL I've tried for years to get rid of the fucked up energy in my apartment building and NOTHING works! Certainly not smoke. LOLOL smudging the WH. LOL I think all the dead X POTUS are crying!
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ArmyWife Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:04:30pm |
In the alternative, they can simply hang a cinnamon broom over the doorway. This, at least, will make the room smell nice, versus burning sage which isn't a very pleasant odor. There may be a slight problem with the broom falling down and whacking Obama as it is fighting negative intrusions, but those are the risks you take.
/if you are gonna partake in witchcraft, might as well get a nice cinnamon smell for your futile efforts.
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Maximu§ Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:05:13pm |
The only thing wrong with the White House are the current residents residing in it.
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wolfie Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:05:16pm |
re: #19 Wendya
Excellent!
Seriously, this could be my big break. I got boys. I can do Rent-a-Smudge!
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maddogg Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:06:01pm |
I figure all those incense sticks soon to be burning on every desk will get the place in the right frame of mindlessness.
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:06:01pm |
re: #25 ArmyWife
In the alternative, they can simply hang a cinnamon broom over the doorway. This, at least, will make the room smell nice, versus burning sage which isn't a very pleasant odor. There may be a slight problem with the broom falling down and whacking Obama as it is fighting negative intrusions, but those are the risks you take.
/if you are gonna partake in witchcraft, might as well get a nice cinnamon smell for your futile efforts.
Serious?
My wife requires me to collect dry sage for campfires!
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:06:52pm |
ArmyWifere: #24 Teacake!
Try febreze. ;)
LOLOL! Thanks I didn't think of that.
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Killgore Trout Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:06:58pm |
Native Americans take great offense when new age hippies bastardize their religious rituals.
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Killian Bundy Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:07:04pm |
re: #15 Teacake!
live in Louisiana and Bobby is a great guy. He really is. No one is perfect. As a governor he is 99% a decent and honest and wonderful worker, so a couple quirks here and there, I give him a pass.
/I dare you to go back three threads and post that
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ArmyWife Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:07:59pm |
re: #31 jwb7605
Well....who am I to question your wife's taste in scents? I personally think it smells badly, but I don't like pine, either so maybe it's me!
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Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:08:03pm |
re: #18 solomonpanting
I wonder if she makes house calls.
I was thinking just the other day about getting my house smudged. How ironic!
You can get a Chakra Balancing Session for the low, low price of $60.00
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:08:09pm |
I'd try smudging the entire middle east first as far as bad vibes and creepiness goes. asswipes. lol
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:08:37pm |
re: #31 jwb7605
Serious?
My wife requires me to collect dry sage for campfires!
Camping, is that the thing you do when you drive up to the lodge in the camp ground at the national park and get a cozy room close with a good view of the lake?
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OldLineTexan Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:08:44pm |
re: #38 Wendya
You can get a Chakra Balancing Session for the low, low price of $60.00
Sign me up! I love Chakra Khan!
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kawfytawk Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:08:57pm |
I will also sage the mattresses and cushions on our couches and chairs.
too funny....When my hubby poots he always says "sage" as a form of either ownership or apology not sure which
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:09:05pm |
re: #37 ArmyWife
Well....who am I to question your wife's taste in scents? I personally think it smells badly, but I don't like pine, either so maybe it's me!
If you think pine is bad, try Aspen.
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Kosh's Shadow Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:09:11pm |
re: #12 DisturbedEma
Can you IMAGINE the devil speak? "I will take 75% of your earnings and cast them to those behind you"
"I will make you wait a year for tylenol"
And instead of the pea soup- more lies and promises and proclaimations. . .
You're right. National health care is a deal with the devil. We get "health care" as defined by the guy with the pitchfork, and pay with our taxes. He doesn't say what it will really cost.
At least the real devil tells us it will be our souls.
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MandyManners Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:09:41pm |
re: #35 Killgore Trout
Native Americans take great offense when new age hippies bastardize their religious rituals.
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bosforus Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:09:52pm |
re: #6 Honorary Yooper
WTF!?! And they made fun of Nancy Reagan?
That was the first thing that came into my head as well. I'm sure Limbaugh will have a montage ready by Monday morning.
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:09:54pm |
Just a thought, but maybe there's a better headline for this thread than "Experts Agree: The White House Needs an Exorcism"?
The last thing LGF needs is some left-winger to come along and claim that this headline refers to 0bama, and that this is a play on a racial slur that's also a term for ghosts.
How about "Experts Agree: The White House Needs a 'Holistic Cleansing'"?
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:10:24pm |
Thing is KB, he does a lot of good for Louisiana and he is not a fucked up dishonest lazy shit... I realize the things some people object to, but apparently most of Louisiana doesn't mind.... he does so much for this state. He has for years. Not everyone is perfect or going to make everyone happy.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:10:28pm |
re: #35 Killgore Trout
Native Americans take great offense when new age hippies bastardize their religious rituals.
I take offense when I walk past a pot smoking hippie who hasn't showered or used deoderant in days. I suspect that Native Americans take offense to that too.
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bosforus Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:10:31pm |
re: #6 Honorary Yooper
And remember, it wasn't just "they" making fun of Nancy, it was Obama himself making fun of Nancy.
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stevieray Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:10:32pm |
Doh! Don't I feel silly... I've been cooking with my herbs!
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Silhouette Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:10:45pm |
If they walk around and bang two sticks together in every room, it will keep away mountain lions.
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:11:08pm |
re: #46 bosforus
That was the first thing that came into my head as well. I'm sure Limbaugh will have a montage ready by Monday morning.
I wonder if Rush will even get to callers by the third hour.
Must listen radio!
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Kosh's Shadow Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:11:29pm |
re: #35 Killgore Trout
Native Americans take great offense when new age hippies bastardize their religious rituals.
Reminds me of an old Firesign Theatre bit where some hippies tell some Indians
"Soon, millions of us will be out here, living like Indians. Hey, got any peyote?"
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:11:38pm |
re: #38 Wendya
You can get a Chakra Balancing Session for the low, low price of $60.00
"But wait! If you call in the next thirty minutes I'll throw in a Body Sweep for no additional cost. But you must act now!"
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:11:50pm |
HOW funny is this? You could not make it up, any funnier. If you tried!
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Kosh's Shadow Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:11:53pm |
re: #39 Teacake!
I'd try smudging the entire middle east first as far as bad vibes and creepiness goes. asswipes. lol
Except for Israel.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:12:14pm |
I am at a loss for words when confronted with such a complete all-encompassing total lack of brains.
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kawfytawk Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:12:38pm |
re: #58 solomonpanting
"But wait! If you call in the next thirty minutes I'll throw in a Body Sweep for no additional cost. But you must act now!"
because ya know we can't do this all day!
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:12:49pm |
Have they tried Unicorn farts, yet?
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Killian Bundy Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:13:14pm |
re: #49 Teacake!
Thing is KB, he does a lot of good for Louisiana and he is not a fucked up dishonest lazy shit... I realize the things some people object to, but apparently most of Louisiana doesn't mind.... he does so much for this state. He has for years. Not everyone is perfect or going to make everyone happy.
/all I'm saying is that if you'd have posted that three threads back you'd be jumped and down dinged
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Silhouette Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:13:34pm |
re: #59 Floral Giraffe
HOW funny is this? You could not make it up, any funnier. If you tried!
Maybe if someone was mauled by a teeny Maltese poodle with clinical depression. ;-)
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:13:37pm |
re: #31 jwb7605
Serious?
My wife requires me to collect dry sage for campfires!
Maybe outside it's great, but trust me inside not so much. Years ago when I use to be more of an idiot, I trusted Martha Stewart. One of her suggestions was to throw a bunch of sage in your fireplace to make your house smell nice.
Needless to say, it didn't!
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:13:42pm |
re: #61 FurryOldGuyJeans
I am at a loss for words when confronted with such a complete all-encompassing total lack of brains.
yeah, I get that way when I listen to Ariana Huffington. I frequently feel like I need an enema afterwards.
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ArmyWife Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:14:00pm |
re: #58 solomonpanting
and a ShamWow! To clean the sage droppings, you see.
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Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:14:13pm |
re: #3 bloodnok
Please be from The Onion... /damn!
I suspect it's not, since this process is rather common in the west here. My ex-wife, who was past Spanish and part Pueblo Indian, had our new house smudged with sage.
Where as I don't have any proclivities to the supernatural, I found nothing wrong with the process.
But, in the context that is being discussed in this article, I would say that a smudging of the White House, for the reasons stated, would not be in the spirit of what the ritual is all about.
Wrong motives all together.
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Scion9 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:14:45pm |
re: #47 gmsc
That is seriously stretching credulity. There is no Dog Whistle in the thread's title, and if (when) an oversensitive left-winger wants to smear the site as being 'racist' he will regardless of a sanitized headline. The kind of people that would label this thread as 'racist' also consider criticizing Obama for anything at all, 'racist'. It is a no win situation.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:14:47pm |
re: #68 shanec99
yeah, I get that way when I listen to Ariana Huffington. I frequently feel like I need an enema afterwards.
They need an enema so they can clear out all the shit impacted between their ears, apparently.
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:14:47pm |
re: #67 Hobbes
Maybe outside it's great, but trust me inside not so much. Years ago when I use to be more of an idiot, I trusted Martha Stewart. One of her suggestions was to throw a bunch of sage in your fireplace to make your house smell nice.
Needless to say, it didn't!
Inside? OK, now I understand.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:15:08pm |
re: #64 Floral Giraffe
Have they tried Unicorn farts, yet?
They've tried, but it turns out that the same things come out of the back end of a Unicorn as comes out of a horse: stench, shit, and liberal policies (but I repeat myself).
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Buster Bunny Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:15:31pm |
How many billions will it cost to smudge the place?
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Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:15:35pm |
re: #67 Hobbes
Maybe outside it's great, but trust me inside not so much. Years ago when I use to be more of an idiot, I trusted Martha Stewart. One of her suggestions was to throw a bunch of sage in your fireplace to make your house smell nice.
Needless to say, it didn't!
There is more than one kind of sage, and certain kinds are not kind to the nose. Others "flavors" are mildly woody and not overbearing.
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:15:51pm |
That's it! I need a "cleansing" after reading the article. The ritual consists of watching these 2 videos:
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Ben G. Hazi Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:15:55pm |
re: #75 Teacake!
Shamwow! LOLOL Even better.
Or as "Vince" says about the SlapChop, "You're gonna love my nuts!"
;-P
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:15:56pm |
re: #67 Hobbes
Maybe outside it's great, but trust me inside not so much. Years ago when I use to be more of an idiot, I trusted Martha Stewart. One of her suggestions was to throw a bunch of sage in your fireplace to make your house smell nice.
Needless to say, it didn't!
Huh... you only turn on the gas in the creamic log fireplace and that is fine... why put stuff in it?
What are you living in the 1500s? Good grief.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:16:16pm |
re: #70 avanti
Is this smudging of the WH something believe should be done?
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Killian Bundy Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:16:19pm |
re: #78 Buster Bunny
How many billions will it cost to smudge the place?
/hey, it's stimulus that creates jobs
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Racer X Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:16:58pm |
Smudging is a purification ritual that not only clears away negative and stagnant energies but will also open up a space, inviting calm and serenity. I periodically give all the rooms in my home a good sweep with a sage wand. I will also sage the mattresses and cushions on our couches and chairs.I simply walk from room to room and sage any places I feel gunk might be hanging out (sink drains, kitchen cabinets, dresser drawers, etc.). If I were moving into a new home I would certainly give it a thorough smudging before moving in any of my belongings.
I would sage each room making sure I covered all four corners and also all closets and cubbyholes. I would also sage all entryways, doorways and hallways.
No worries. Barry will just break out the bong and clear all those negative energies away.
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:17:03pm |
re: #72 Scion9
That is seriously stretching credulity. There is no Dog Whistle in the thread's title, and if (when) an oversensitive left-winger wants to smear the site as being 'racist' he will regardless of a sanitized headline. The kind of people that would label this thread as 'racist' also consider criticizing Obama for anything at all, 'racist'. It is a no win situation.
You're probably right.
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:17:40pm |
re: #72 Scion9
That is seriously stretching credulity. There is no Dog Whistle in the thread's title, and if (when) an oversensitive left-winger wants to smear the site as being 'racist' he will regardless of a sanitized headline. The kind of people that would label this thread as 'racist' also consider criticizing Obama for anything at all, 'racist'. It is a no win situation.
I guess I can't go back and add slashies to that post, can I?
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Buster Bunny Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:17:42pm |
re: #84 Killian Bundy
/hey, it's stimulus that creates jobs
How can you create a stimulus when all the strippers in NY have been reduced to accepting *gasp* ONE DOLLAR BILLS ?
/its a crime .. I tells ya
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:17:46pm |
re: #79 Walter L. Newton
There is more than one kind of sage, and certain kinds are not kind to the nose. Others "flavors" are mildly woody and not overbearing.
How many kinds are there? What kind do we have here?
I've burned sage from here, Wyoming, Nebraska, and California (outside!).
They all looked and smelled pretty much the same.
I always burn the dried up dead ones laying around.
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Kosh's Shadow Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:18:19pm |
re: #82 shanec99
Huh... you only turn on the gas in the creamic log fireplace and that is fine... why put stuff in it?
What are you living in the 1500s? Good grief.
I thought you were supposed to use those Amish electric fireplaces.
(WTF? Amish and Electric go together like Intelligence and Democrats)
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:18:28pm |
re: #76 Dark_Falcon
They've tried, but it turns out that the same things come out of the back end of a Unicorn as comes out of a horse: stench, shit, and liberal policies (but I repeat myself).
Then where do rainbows come from?
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Steve Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:18:35pm |
I personnaly think that Phylameana lila Desy herself needs a really good smudging. Does anybody have any suggestions.
1. She can make the Haji in a string bikini.
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Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:18:37pm |
re: #90 jwb7605
How many kinds are there? What kind do we have here?
I've burned sage from here, Wyoming, Nebraska, and California (outside!).
They all looked and smelled pretty much the same.
I always burn the dried up dead ones laying around.
Any of a number of ornamental and medicinal plants in three genera of the mint family, Lamiaceae:
Salvia, a large genus
Common sage, a small evergreen subshrub used as a culinary herb
Perovskia, a genus of seven species, closely related to Salvia
Perovskia atriplicifolia (Russian Sage), a deciduous perennial grown as an ornamental
Phlomis, a genus of about 100 species of herbaceous plants, subshrubs and shrubs
Phlomis fruticosa (Jerusalem Sage), a perennial herb
Artemisia (genus), many of the species are often called sages
Artemisia tridentata, Sagebrush, Big Sagebrush, Common Sagebrush, Blue Sagebrush, or Black Sagebrush
Eriogonum jamesii (Antelope Sage, James's Buckwheat), a perennial herb of the knotweed family, Polygonaceae.
Krascheninnikovia lanata (Winterfat, informally called White Sage), a shrub of the goosefoot family, Chenopodiaceae.
Leucophyllum, a genus of evergreen shrubs in the family Plantaginaceae, often called sages
Leucophyllum frutescens (Texas Sage)
Tetradymia canescens (Spineless Horsebrush, informally called Black Sage), a shrub of the sunflower family, Asteraceae
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:18:57pm |
re: #90 jwb7605
How many kinds are there? What kind do we have here?
I've burned sage from here, Wyoming, Nebraska, and California (outside!).
They all looked and smelled pretty much the same.
I always burn the dried up dead ones laying around.
That might be a large part of your problem. You need fresh, generally.
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ArmyWife Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:19:03pm |
re: #68 shanec99
You know, there is this condition kli...nevermind. I don't want to know.
/
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christmasghost Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:19:06pm |
isn't this just really a cover so that chairman zero can smoke in a federal building?
that way if someone busts him when they smell smoke he can just point out it's a religious 'cleansing'......
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Desert Dog Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:19:15pm |
re: #92 gmsc
Then where do rainbows come from?
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Why they come out of our beloved President's bum, where do you think they come from?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:19:23pm |
re: #92 gmsc
Then where do rainbows come from?
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You really, REALLY do not want to know. *SHUDDER*
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Racer X Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:19:40pm |
re: #81 talon_262
Or as "Vince" says about the SlapChop, "You're gonna love my nuts!"
;-P
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Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:20:11pm |
re: #90 jwb7605
I'm not sure of which "flavors" are best for using as a fireplace scent, but I know you can't just burn any any in the house. There are differences.
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:20:35pm |
re: #89 Buster Bunny
How can you create a stimulus when all the strippers in NY have been reduced to accepting *gasp* ONE DOLLAR BILLS ?
/its a crime .. I tells ya
If you want economic stimulus, check out Nevada's proposal!
(OK, it looks unlikely, but it is on the table - so to speak)
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:20:47pm |
Now wait a second! That's some serious historical energy hanging around. If she's right, and nobody's burnt any weeds in the White House (seriously doubting it hasn't happened), then we should have energy from lots of past presidents hanging around. FDR alone should have left enough spiritual energy to power D.C. for a day--like him or not, the man had personality plus.
On other hand, if burning weeds would wipe out all the old energy, nothing dates further back than the Clintons.
Can't they create a National Historic site category for this?
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kawfytawk Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:20:51pm |
re: #94 Walter L. Newton
I have "hot lips" sage in my side garden...actually kinda pretty.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:20:56pm |
re: #91 Kosh's Shadow
I thought you were supposed to use those Amish electric fireplaces.
(WTF? Amish and Electric go together like Intelligence and Democrats)
lol... you are precious. A term my ole granny in Jamaica used to use for amusing people.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:21:04pm |
re: #92 gmsc
Then where do rainbows come from?
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They come from the pots of gold at the end of them. That's why Obama is always chasing rainbows: He want's to take the gold and use it pay for his spending programs. :)
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:21:05pm |
re: #97 christmasghost
I believe that the USSS would demand an exception to be made for letting the man smoke inside. A lot less stressful trying to protect him.
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Silhouette Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:21:29pm |
re: #92 gmsc
Then where do rainbows come from?
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Secret George Bush conspiracy to poison our groundwater! Don't be fooled people; they're killing us all! ! !
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:21:40pm |
re: #106 Dark_Falcon
They come from the pots of gold at the end of them. That's why Obama is always chasing rainbows: He want's to take the gold and use it pay for his spending programs. :)
Updinged!
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:21:49pm |
That holistic healer is an idiot.
Clearing someone elses' "energy" is a fairly simple matter, magically speaking, and is fairly low-key.
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avanti Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:21:51pm |
re: #77 ArmyWife
Avanti, are you ok with this?
No, it's silly that it was even suggested, and had it come from even close to the present administration I'd be going nuts. There are lots of rituals out there I don't get. For example I play Oriental poker at the casino's and you see all kinds of superstitions I don't get. If I sit down and the table starts winning, they won't let me leave, even slipping me chips to stay. (Good Karma)
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Kosh's Shadow Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:22:23pm |
re: #105 shanec99
lol... you are precious. A term my ole granny in Jamaica used to use for amusing people.
If I didn't have a sense of humor, I'd go nuts, especially with our current president.
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:22:41pm |
re: #95 FurryOldGuyJeans
That might be a large part of your problem. You need fresh, generally.
Fresh sage I use for cooking, and then only the "young" parts of the plant.
"Green" sage makes the fire way too smoky, so I only use that when the mosquitos are bad.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:22:49pm |
re: #96 ArmyWife
You know, there is this condition kli...nevermind. I don't want to know.
/
Come on spit it out now... it wont hurt you to say it... ask meat popsicle.
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:22:56pm |
I only WISH we were making this up!
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:23:04pm |
Or as "Vince" says about the SlapChop, "You're gonna love my nuts!";-P
? HUIH?
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Catttt Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:23:10pm |
They should just sprinkle a little Florida Water around - the heck with smudging.
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ArmyWife Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:23:25pm |
re: #100 Racer X
martini, bikini? Oh my. But he's kinda cute.
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esch Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:23:36pm |
Hmmm,
The first thing that sprang to mind is 'sage advice'. But I'm trying to suppress my more basil instincts.
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BryanS Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:23:47pm |
re: #84 Killian Bundy
/hey, it's stimulus that creates jobs
And maybe some of those job could go to those non-white construction workers Reich was hoping could be employed.
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Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:23:50pm |
re: #104 kawfytawk
I have "hot lips" sage in my side garden...actually kinda pretty.
My ex-wife would be the one to tell you the differences on sage. Or any of my Lakota friends. As I said, I didn't have any problem with having my house smudged, but I didn't pay close attention to the kind of sage used.
I have a sage bundle in my apartment window right now, given to me by a Lakota friend when I moved in here three years ago.
But we didn't smudge the apartment.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:24:02pm |
re: #115 jwb7605
Fresh sage I use for cooking, and then only the "young" parts of the plant.
"Green" sage makes the fire way too smoky, so I only use that when the mosquitos are bad.
Just throw a haunch of meat in there and smoke it to jerky then. ;)
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:24:08pm |
re: #109 Iron Fist
This raises the question of will Obama practice wiccan ritual like the origional pagans did? If they don't, it might be seen as disrespectful.
Wiccan and original pagans have nothing to do with each other, IF.
Trust me on this. I do not worship the fluffy bunny.
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Racer X Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:24:14pm |
Sorry, that's too funny!
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kawfytawk Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:24:17pm |
re: #120 ArmyWife
martini, bikini? Oh my. But he's kinda cute.
but he has that weird Popeye eye thing going on
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Bloodnok Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:24:26pm |
re: #108 Silhouette
OMG. You were serious with that caption. LOL!
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wolfie Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:24:33pm |
re: #97 christmasghost
I think you're on to the real deal here.
Very, very clever.
All we need is a govt-funded Scientific Study to show that tobacco works better than sage.
| 132 |
Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:24:59pm |
re: #111 Dianna
That holistic healer is an idiot.
Clearing someone elses' "energy" is a fairly simple matter, magically speaking, and is fairly low-key.
That's my point above. The overall attitude of this "healer" is wrong to start with. Very wrong.
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Scion9 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:24:59pm |
re: #108 Silhouette
The Bush Crime Family isn't really trying to kill us. They are just cajoled by Big Rainbow into doing their bidding.
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Ben G. Hazi Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:25:11pm |
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ArmyWife Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:25:14pm |
re: #125 Dianna
hence the nic? Or am I reading too much into that?
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:25:21pm |
re: #124 FurryOldGuyJeans
Just throw a haunch of meat in there and smoke it to jerky then. ;)
Works good on venison! (meat cut into strips, though)
| 137 |
Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:25:30pm |
re: #112 avanti
I could tell you some of the basics, but the elaborations require math.
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Silhouette Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:25:48pm |
re: #130 Bloodnok
OMG. You were serious with that caption. LOL!
Probably the funniest video on youtube. The lady is serious.
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:25:55pm |
All kidding aside, that's really a nasty mean thing to do. But the joke is on him as it reveals how uncouth he is as a diplomat.
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christmasghost Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:25:56pm |
re: #107 FurryOldGuyJeans
well i guess with the big zero the rules only apply to other people [see us sucker taxpayers here]....as legally he can't even smoke on white house grounds. federal property and all that, right?
of course maybe he will just be using the sage in the old humboldt nation trick of burning sage or bay leaves and then *they* can't tell what you are smoking........
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:26:06pm |
re: #136 jwb7605
Works good on venison! (meat cut into strips, though)
You mean you don't like gnawing on a 3 pound rock-hard mass of meat?!? ;)
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:26:54pm |
re: #123 Walter L. Newton
The only smudging I ever did was during art class when I worked with charcoal. I hated that damned semester... charcoals, pencils, pen and inks and pastels.
I smudged the hell out of them... the grade should have been smudged too before my dad saw them.
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OldLineTexan Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:27:00pm |
re: #141 FurryOldGuyJeans
You mean you don't like gnawing on a 3 pound rock-hard mass of meat?!? ;)
Is it shaped like a popsicle?
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esch Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:27:21pm |
It's really sinking in now.
The overwhelming majority of my fellow humans have completely and irrevocably lost their freaking minds.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:27:25pm |
re: #137 Dianna HEY! What about my #111 - what were you talking about?!
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Killian Bundy Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:27:30pm |
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:27:32pm |
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:27:33pm |
re: #123 Walter L. Newton
On a ritual basis, I would have. But that's me - I'm an old-fashioned pagan type.
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:27:34pm |
smudge ?
so when did the White House start wearing underwear ?
oh, my bad, that's a smirk, not a smudge
subtle difference
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notutopia Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:28:08pm |
re: #18 solomonpanting
I wonder if she makes house calls.
I was thinking just the other day about getting my house smudged. How ironic!
If you want a do it yourself kit...
[Link: www.yoni.com...]
/
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Scion9 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:28:21pm |
re: #138 Silhouette
Probably the funniest video on youtube. The lady is serious.
Yeah, I've seen it before. Completely floored me.
Government conspiracy to refract light. To bombard the Earth with weaponized rainbow lazers whenever it rains. Alex Jones and Lyndon LaRouche have more on this (probably sadly true).
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:28:30pm |
you guys are great,
my wife the newbie is on the other computer reading the comments and laughing her ass off :)
| 155 |
Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:28:35pm |
re: #126 realwest
Hi Dianna! Uh, what?!
It's OK, rw. I'm thinking about offering a technical consult.
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Jetpilot1101 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:28:46pm |
re: #144 esch
It's really sinking in now.
The overwhelming majority of my fellow humans have completely and irrevocably lost their freaking minds.
That very fact hit me about a year ago. I'm not sure what it is but as advanced as the human race is, we never quite seem to be able to weed out the stupid gene.
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:28:48pm |
re: #79 Walter L. Newton
There is more than one kind of sage, and certain kinds are not kind to the nose. Others "flavors" are mildly woody and not overbearing.
I'm glad to hear that. I just wish they'd put labels on themselves...like, I smell good - burn me ...or, you're an idiot if you think burning me smells good!
Hey, maybe, BHO could make that part of the stimulus program...putting labels on plants!
Ha! (:
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:28:54pm |
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:28:56pm |
Okay SlapChop. Had no idea - don't have a TV LOL THey changed the name I guess to be more modern. What was that called a few years back? Vegimatic?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:29:10pm |
re: #153 Scion9
I haven't a clue who Alex Jones is. Should I be grateful?
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:29:39pm |
Would smudging, in this case, be akin to Bush whacked?
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:29:41pm |
re: #159 Teacake!
Okay SlapChop. Had no idea - don't have a TV LOL THey changed the name I guess to be more modern. What was that called a few years back? Vegimatic?
the popeil pocket fisherman
/Ron Popeil
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Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:29:49pm |
re: #157 Hobbes
I'm glad to hear that. I just wish they'd put labels on themselves...like, I smell good - burn me ...or, you're an idiot if you think burning me smells good!
Hey, maybe, BHO could make that part of the stimulus program...putting labels on plants!
Ha! (:
Find a Lakota in your area, or really, just Google sage, smudging etc.
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:29:57pm |
re: #135 ArmyWife
hence the nic? Or am I reading too much into that?
No - that's my mom. This is actually my first name. Really - she almost named me "Artemis", she's very fond of Greek mythology.
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:30:04pm |
re: #162 solomonpanting
Would smudging, in this case, be akin to Bush whacked?
bush whacked !
I love it when females do that
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Jetpilot1101 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:30:05pm |
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OldLineTexan Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:30:10pm |
re: #152 notutopia
If you want a do it yourself kit...
[Link: www.yoni.com...]
/
Yeah, go smudge yourself.
/sorry, ProteinQuiescentlyFrozenTreat, my knuckles do that naturally
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avanti Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:30:13pm |
re: #137 Dianna
I could tell you some of the basics, but the elaborations require math.
I know when the casino built the room that hired a Feng shui consultant, and certain numbers are unlucky. I'm going up for the Chinese New year and may learn more.
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Scion9 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:30:26pm |
re: #160 FurryOldGuyJeans
I haven't a clue who Alex Jones is. Should I be grateful?
Yeah. You probably should be. Although for the sake of forewarned is forearmed, he is a prominent 'conservative' Conspiracy Theorist.
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Jetpilot1101 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:30:32pm |
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:30:37pm |
re: #162 solomonpanting
Would smudging, in this case, be akin to Bush whacked?
If I read one of the links properly, Obama would disappear after getting all the bad vibes and evil spirits purged.
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:31:05pm |
FurryOldGuyJeansre: #153 Scion9
I haven't a clue who Alex Jones is. Should I be grateful?
YES! He is one of the most annoying paranoid creeps ever! He even attacked Michelle Malkin at one of the BigO rallys a few months ago
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ArmyWife Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:31:10pm |
re: #112 avanti
Just checking. Oh My! Look at the time! I turned into a pumpkin 30 minutes ago!
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:31:40pm |
re: #171 Jetpilot1101
Don't mess with my uncle.
I carry a pocket pole on my bike when I go on long rides
in case I run into some fishable water
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:32:26pm |
re: #175 ArmyWife
Just checking. Oh My! Look at the time! I turned into a pumpkin 30 minutes ago!
Well someone must think you are quite a dish... well a whole pie anyway.
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Ben G. Hazi Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:32:54pm |
re: #160 FurryOldGuyJeans
I haven't a clue who Alex Jones is. Should I be grateful?
Alex Jones = Troofer, conspiracy thoerist, and nutbar supreme...
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:32:59pm |
re: #145 realwest
I did quote - you said: Huh? what?
I thought you were addressing my point on cleansing a space.
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jwb7605 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:33:18pm |
re: #176 Adrenalyn
I carry a pocket pole on my bike when I go on long rides
in case I run into some fishable water
Does anybody still make a good collapsible pole?
Cabela's used to, but they quit carrying the good carbon fiber ones.
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:33:23pm |
re: #82 shanec99
Huh... you only turn on the gas in the creamic log fireplace and that is fine... why put stuff in it?
What are you living in the 1500s? Good grief.
Yep, won't get a gas fireplace until wood burning ones are outlawed.
My carbon footprints are outrageous! (:
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:34:01pm |
re: #176 Adrenalyn
I carry a pocket pole on my bike when I go on long rides
in case I run into some fishable water
I always carry a pocket pole ( more appropriately described as a pant pole) with me... but it is used for things other than fishing.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:34:12pm |
re: #160 FurryOldGuyJeans
Very, very grateful. He is one of the worst Troofers around - although it's hard to rate 'em, he is at the top of the list for his vociferous and LOUD trooferism.
| 188 |
ArmyWife Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:34:15pm |
Night y'all. Especially you, Meatpopsicle whatever your name is. Sleep well!
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:34:17pm |
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:34:41pm |
Can you IMAGINE GWB doing ( or even thinking) of such a thing?
Boggles the mind!
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:34:58pm |
Actually, I wouldn't mind if all his solutions to the worlds problems was to smudge away trouble. But I fear this is just a symbolic slap in the face. What a creep.
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:35:01pm |
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:35:12pm |
re: #185 talon_262
PIMF...meant "conspiracy theorist"
Of course, you originally typed it that way, but "they" changed it to make you look bad!
//////////
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Opilio Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:35:39pm |
re: #156 Jetpilot1101
That very fact hit me about a year ago. I'm not sure what it is but as advanced as the human race is, we never quite seem to be able to weed out the stupid gene.
Procreation requires no intelligence, hence stupidity remains firmly anchored in the deep end of the gene pool.
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:35:54pm |
ok, reminds me of an old magic joke:
guy is walking down the beach
up washes a magic lamp
he rubs is and a genie pops out
the genie says
MASTER !
thank you for freeing me from the bottle
I have been inside 10,000 years
and will grant you three wishes
but, since you are married
your wife will get 3 times as much as you
so wish carefully
fine, the guy says
for my first wish, I want to be the richest man in the world
but sir, you wife shall be 3 times richer
cool - hit me anyway genie
and poof, the guy is swimming in money
ok, cool, for my next wish, I want to be the best golfer in the world
ah, but master, your wife will be 3 times better
guy says, it's alright, hit me
so it is done
he grabs a club, hits hole in one after hole in one
then he sits there thinking, real hard
genie says, ok, what is your last wish
and think carefully, your wife will get 3 times what you get
the guys jumps up and says
give me a mild heart attack !
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Bloodnok Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:36:00pm |
Goodnight Lizards. Feel free to cleanse the room after I leave!
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:36:16pm |
re: #183 Hobbes
Yep, won't get a gas fireplace until wood burning ones are outlawed.
My carbon footprints are outrageous! (:
Its not your footprint I worry about... you can walk in te snow all you want. Just don't tell me to go outside and chop wood.
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:36:41pm |
To be fair, this smudging is the the brainchild of an outsider, not from within the Obama household or its clique.
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:36:55pm |
re: #181 jwb7605
Does anybody still make a good collapsible pole?
Cabela's used to, but they quit carrying the good carbon fiber ones.
I used to use them too
and I thought they had them still
but I don't recall the brand I have
but I also have some that break into 5 small pieces
and I carry spin and fly reels
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:36:57pm |
re: #190 Floral Giraffe
Can you IMAGINE GWB doing ( or even thinking) of such a thing?
Boggles the mind!
What is worse is the outcry that would have erupted should there have been just a nutjob on the internet suggesting such.
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Killian Bundy Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:37:10pm |
re: #148 Dianna
On a ritual basis, I would have. But that's me - I'm an old-fashioned pagan type.
/maybe they could get Elizabeth Alexander to wander around the White House quoting from Pocket Obama
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AmericanMe Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:37:11pm |
Just today I watched The White House: Behind Closed Doors on some cable channel. Mr. Bush and Laura could not have been more gracious or better caretakers of such a historical National landmark.
Any bets we'll see the Obama Whitehouse on MTV's Cribs?
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:37:20pm |
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:37:41pm |
re: #184 ArmyWife
Just thought I'd ask.
It's OK.
Zombie once told me that my East-Bay pagan roots were showing.
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Maximu§ Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:38:06pm |
I met a weird girl who did this kinda thing...we met at the Ford Dealership and within 5 minutes were making out in one of those little offices. I took her out that night in my new car.
At her apartment after dinner, she started lighting stuff and throwing some kinda holy water on me....I made a bee-line for the door.
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Teacake! Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:38:06pm |
FurryOldGuyJeans - he's on coast to coast am often. Problem is, if some of his stuff is true, he looses credibility because he is just too way out there and obnoxious. Aparently he made it into a skull and cross bones ritual or something like that, and video taped it. It was creepy! But was it real or not? That's the problem with him. He cuts off his nose to spite his face, as they say.
| 211 |
Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:38:07pm |
re: #200 solomonpanting
To be fair, this smudging is the the brainchild of an outsider, not from within the Obama household or its clique.
WAB's mom ?
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:38:07pm |
re: #200 solomonpanting
To be fair, this smudging is the the brainchild of an outsider, not from within the Obama household or its clique.
True, but the person who suggested it is of the type of people who support Obama. So if it does not indict Barack, it at least indicts his base.
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itellu3times Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:38:19pm |
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:38:24pm |
re: #195 Opilio
Procreation requires no intelligence, hence stupidity remains firmly anchored in the deep end of the gene pool.
granny used to say:"... you never live to be old if you are stupid, but the fools bredd young and they are prolific."
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wee fury Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:38:55pm |
Fruitcakes aren't as nutty as the smugger crew.
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itellu3times Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:39:30pm |
re: #214 shanec99
granny used to say:"... you never live to be old if you are stupid, but the fools bredd young and they are prolific."
I wish I'd listened to what my granny said.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:39:42pm |
re: #200 solomonpanting
Well ok, but why are you being fair?!
:)
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:40:16pm |
re: #200 solomonpanting
To be fair, this smudging is the the brainchild of an outsider, not from within the Obama household or its clique.
True.
But still irritating and shallow and ignorant.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:40:51pm |
re: #216 itellu3times
I wish I'd listened to what my granny said.
If you didn't listen to my ole granny, your back side would remind you to. She was a devil with a wooden spoon.
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:40:55pm |
re: #203 Killian Bundy
/maybe they could get Elizabeth Alexander to wander around the White House quoting from Pocket Obama
Ooooh!
I like that one!
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:41:13pm |
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rawmuse Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:41:16pm |
It makes sense that some people would believe this article. Obama is pretty much a blank slate, no experience whatsoever to interfere with whatever projection of themselves people wish to interpret from him. Thus, the centrists see a centrist, the communists see a communist, the shamans see another shaman.
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Racer X Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:41:21pm |
re: #200 solomonpanting
To be fair, this smudging is the the brainchild of an outsider, not from within the Obama household or its clique.
Yep. Just another whackjob on the internets.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:41:39pm |
re: #210 Teacake!
Thank you for the info, but that is way more than I care to ever have known about the man.
Troofer bug is all I need to know. ;)
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:41:49pm |
re: #164 Walter L. Newton
Find a Lakota in your area, or really, just Google sage, smudging etc.
Thanks.
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Catttt Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:42:10pm |
re: #150 Bloodnok
Good old Screamin' Jay Hawkins.
Marilyn Manson did a cover of it that I really like.
Video is Twiggy Ramirez clips - somewhat explicit, I guess, so consider yourself warned.
And Nina Simone did a beautiful, jazzy version.
| 230 |
solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:42:46pm |
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:43:03pm |
re: #205 gmsc
wow, hilarious
and I did get the vinyl repair kit once and it worked fabulously
my dog ate my new car !
and I had to fix the dash, passenger side door, front and back
and the back seat
it's a bizarre story........but true
the dog ate my car
| 233 |
Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:43:20pm |
re: #218 Iron Fist
I'll take your word for it. I've only known a handful of people who professed to be wiccan. Almost all of them claimed to be getting back to the worship of the Earth the way the pagan druids did it.
I don't know that much about it, but I knew that couldn't possibly be true. The records from the time the Druids were more serious about things only survives in broken, fragmentary form. There are a lot of blanks that just can't be filled.
You are a sensible man, IF.
Trust me, Wiccan theology is very much a modern invention. And it's not something I approve of.
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Kosh's Shadow Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:43:28pm |
re: #191 Teacake!
Actually, I wouldn't mind if all his solutions to the worlds problems was to smudge away trouble. But I fear this is just a symbolic slap in the face. What a creep.
Well, he really blew smoke in the voters' faces to get elected.
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avanti Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:43:37pm |
re: #212 Dark_Falcon
True, but the person who suggested it is of the type of people who support Obama. So if it does not indict Barack, it at least indicts his base.
Of course a if one Republican makes a racist remark, it means every Republican is a racist./s Both sides can take the association thing a bit too far.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:43:57pm |
re: #230 solomonpanting
It's one of my faults.
That will cost you your next 5 Zionist checks, you know. ;)
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:44:31pm |
re: #230 solomonpanting
I don't suppose one of your other faults is loaning money - lots of money - to people with lousy credit and virtually no possiblility of paying it back, is it?!
;')
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:45:28pm |
re: #237 FurryOldGuyJeans
That will cost you your next 5 Zionist checks, you know. ;)
I can be bribed, y'know.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:45:38pm |
re: #238 realwest
I don't suppose one of your other faults is loaning money - lots of money - to people with lousy credit and virtually no possiblility of paying it back, is it?!
;')
You think he is Congress, eh?
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bosforus Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:45:56pm |
Apparently it's some kind of a fad.
‘Cleansing ceremony' smudges Bovett
Lincoln County District Attorney Rob Bovett wanted his first week in office to herald a new beginning.Instead, a seemingly innocent “cleansing ceremony” muddied already somewhat troubled waters, and ended up with many calling Bovett guilty of violating the legal and political separation of church and state as outlined in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.
Bovett arranged for his friend Walt Klamath of Siletz, a member of the Confederated Tribes of Siletz Indians, to perform a smudging ceremony at the DA's office the morning of Jan. 5. Klamath is involved in keeping Siletz tribal traditions alive, among them smudging. In Native American tradition, smudging is a ritual way to cleanse a person, place, or an object of negative energies, spirits, or influences. The smudging ceremony involves burning sacred plants - generally sage, cedar, or sweetgrass - then either passing an object through the smoke, or fanning the smoke around a person or place. The spirit of the plant is said to purify whatever is being smudged.
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itellu3times Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:46:29pm |
re: #228 realwest
OK (sigh) what did she say?
I don't know, I didn't listen.
/douglas adams
//thanks for playing
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Spare O'Lake Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:46:31pm |
re: #164 Walter L. Newton
Find a Lakota in your area, or really, just Google sage, smudging etc.
There's nothing better than a hot crispy potato lakota with a dollop of cold sour cream.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:47:19pm |
re: #238 realwest
I don't suppose one of your other faults is loaning money - lots of money - to people with lousy credit and virtually no possiblility of paying it back, is it?!
;')
That's not a fault... that is called "...extending the American dreal to all her citizens..." well nightmares can be classified as dreams too.
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esch Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:47:19pm |
re: #233 Dianna
Trust me, Wiccan theology is very much a modern invention. And it's not something I approve of.
Been there, done that. It's just as silly as 1000 other things.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:47:28pm |
re: #236 avanti
Of course a if one Republican makes a racist remark, it means every Republican is a racist./s Both sides can take the association thing a bit too far.
True, that is true.
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:47:30pm |
re: #242 Iron Fist
damn, it's almost 1:00. I'm going to go try to sleep. Hopefully that will go better than last night.
good night to you
but get a cat, good sleep aid
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:47:54pm |
re: #238 realwest
I don't suppose one of your other faults is loaning money - lots of money - to people with lousy credit and virtually no possiblility of paying it back, is it?!
;')
I am The Bank of Frank.
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itellu3times Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:47:59pm |
Anyway, isn't Obama capable of smudging the place himself, only he promised not to?
/and what are the odds?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:48:37pm |
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itellu3times Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:48:46pm |
re: #243 itellu3times
Sorry, I just loved that line in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
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bosforus Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:49:08pm |
re: #241 bosforus
Which apparently doesn't go over too well with the public. But Obama could get away with anything, I'm sure of it.
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:49:51pm |
re: #247 esch
Been there, done that. It's just as silly as 1000 other things.
Yes.
But...it's popular. So one does find oneself obliged to explain, again, and again.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:50:20pm |
re: #20 Dark_Falcon
I'll let Penn and Teller deal with this foolishness:
[Video]
That intro is comprised of about 20 tons of full blown awesome. Would be 40 tons if it weren't blurred.
/Topless cheerleaders? Whoda thunk it? Hand those guys a big, fat check. That's fuckin' genius!
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:50:35pm |
re: #256 realwest
Hey shanec99 - how are ya tonight?
Getting ole and ugly... btw its almost 9am over here on Sunday morning. How ya doin'?
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:51:17pm |
momcat is still about 50 comments back trying to keep up but the laughing
is slowing her down, takes practice to move at lgf speed
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Syrah Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:51:42pm |
For Republicans, politics is about right and wrong.
For Democrats, politics is about good and evil.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:51:54pm |
re: #258 Slumbering Behemoth
That intro is comprised of about 20 tons of full blown awesome. Would be 40 tons if it weren't blurred.
/Topless cheerleaders? Whoda thunk it? Hand those guys a big, fat check. That's fuckin' genius!
I just remembered that. Does that makes this the Boobie Thread?
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:51:55pm |
re: #250 solomonpanting
The Bank of Frank - oh, hey great! Just e-mail me your phone number, I'll apply over the phone and you can just wire transfer the money to my bank account.
Course, you realize, I have NO responsibility for telling ya how I spent it?!
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Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:52:34pm |
re: #262 rain of lead
momcat is still about 50 comments back trying to keep up but the laughing
is slowing her down, takes practice to move at lgf speed
Tell momcat to skip. She'll eventually master the art.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:52:37pm |
re: #252 taxfreekiller
Better chewed, though.
Er, so I've been told, anyway.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:52:46pm |
re: #262 rain of lead
momcat is still about 50 comments back trying to keep up but the laughing
is slowing her down, takes practice to move at lgf speed
Real practice would be joining the lizard lounge with more than 20 people.
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esch Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:53:15pm |
re: #255 bosforus
Which apparently doesn't go over too well with the public. But Obama could get away with anything, I'm sure of it.
Actually I think the opposite. He does not have the talent to maintain a coalition put together FOR HIM by others, driven together mostly by their BDS.
I predict that shortly, everybody will find something to be 'disappointed' about 0, if not hate outright.
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rawmuse Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:53:16pm |
re: #259 taxfreekiller
oops
"peyote is way good smugged"
as long as your ankle is chained to a 24" oak tree
Is that height, width, or circumference?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:53:40pm |
re: #271 shanec99
I am hoping that I am being overly sensitive, but I don't like the tone of the watermelon patch comment.
You would get a second from me about that comment as well.
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:53:41pm |
re: #267 realwest
I'll need your routing and account numbers.
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DisturbedEma Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:54:04pm |
re: #237 FurryOldGuyJeans
That will cost you your next 5 Zionist checks, you know. ;)
Mine have stopped since voting for McCain. . .///
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Killer Tomato Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:54:19pm |
And once again, as so often in the past few days, I'm forced to ask myself, what the hell happened to my country and where did all the adults go?
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:54:45pm |
Hello Night Lizards! It's colder than yesterday in Near Iowa.
I don't know what to say about the smudging. I know there is a joke/pun in there, but as usual, I can't find it.
How are you-all this evening and what are we talking about?
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:54:51pm |
re: #270 FurryOldGuyJeans
Real practice would be joining the lizard lounge with more than 20 people.
damn, I just got her in here tonight and your trying to fry her circuits
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:55:31pm |
Howdy. Saw Gran Torino. Recommended.
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DisturbedEma Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:55:38pm |
re: #278 Killer Tomato
And once again, as so often in the past few days, I'm forced to ask myself, what the hell happened to my country and where did all the adults go?
Yep. . .the matches now have posession of the TNT. . .and refuse to use it to uphold our ideals to death. . .literally
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Spare O'Lake Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:55:57pm |
re: #229 Catttt
Good old Screamin' Jay Hawkins.
Marilyn Manson did a cover of it that I really like.
Video is Twiggy Ramirez clips - somewhat explicit, I guess, so consider yourself warned.
And Nina Simone did a beautiful, jazzy version.
You forgot this cover.
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:56:10pm |
re: #271 shanec99
I am hoping that I am being overly sensitive, but I don't like the tone of the watermelon patch comment.
Yep, thinking the same thing.
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rawmuse Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:56:16pm |
re: #281 Occasional Reader
Howdy. Saw Gran Torino. Recommended.
I had to work today, but the wife saw "Slum Dog Millionaire" and loved it.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:56:24pm |
re: #260 shanec99 Well it's going on 1:00 AM here and I be tired. And I sure ain't getting any younger or better looking myself!
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:56:38pm |
re: #279 ggt
Hello Night Lizards! It's colder than yesterday in Near Iowa.
I don't know what to say about the smudging. I know there is a joke/pun in there, but as usual, I can't find it.
How are you-all this evening and what are we talking about?
Usual stuff
Oh, we do have a new village idiot, though. ;)
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Syrah Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:56:47pm |
re: #259 taxfreekiller
oops
"peyote is way good smugged"
as long as your ankle is chained to a 24" oak tree
I have no idea what you are talking about. Really, I don't.
that's my story and I am sticking too it.
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DisturbedEma Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:56:58pm |
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Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:57:09pm |
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Dasher Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:57:40pm |
re: #279 ggt
Hello Night Lizards! It's colder than yesterday in Near Iowa.
I don't know what to say about the smudging. I know there is a joke/pun in there, but as usual, I can't find it.
How are you-all this evening and what are we talking about?
Maybe they will use a smudge pot in the White House... especially if it gets cold [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
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DisturbedEma Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:57:42pm |
re: #287 FurryOldGuyJeans
Usual stuff
Oh, we do have a new village idiot, though. ;)
we are thinking of sending him to Chicago. . .they are missing a few there now,. . .
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:58:01pm |
re: #285 rawmuse
I had to work today, but the wife saw "Slum Dog Millionaire" and loved it.
Agree on that one, too. Saw it a couple of weeks ago.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:58:03pm |
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Throbert McGee Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:59:00pm |
This calls for a spray can of Money House Blessing™ aerosol incense! Drives away unholy spirits AND those lingering pet odors!
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:59:09pm |
re: #274 FurryOldGuyJeans
You would get a second from me about that comment as well.
You know the more I look at this salt marsh character, the more uncomfortable I get... look at the avitar... it seems he/she has the President's decapitated head in a wicker basket.
I am getting uncomfortable with this character.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:59:16pm |
re: #292 DisturbedEma
we are thinking of sending him to Chicago. . .they are missing a few there now,. . .
Sent one off to DC, right?
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:59:26pm |
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:59:47pm |
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 9:59:51pm |
re: #290 Walter L. Newton
Why?
Well, it was... good.
Moving, funny, wildly politically incorrect, good message, good writing, good acting.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:00:04pm |
re: #275 solomonpanting
OK - no problem, I'll send 'em to ya right away - but I have to get in touch with my Nigerian lawyer first, he handles all my financial transactions!
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rawmuse Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:00:16pm |
re: #295 Throbert McGee
How many of those are you supposed to huff to be rich?
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:00:19pm |
re: #287 FurryOldGuyJeans
Usual stuff
Oh, we do have a new village idiot, though. ;)
What was wrong with the old village idiot?
How ya' doing tnite Furry?
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notutopia Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:00:28pm |
The cats are circling my chair and pointing at the stairs.
They know the time better than the clock.
Good night all.
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:00:41pm |
re: #265 Syrah
For Republicans, politics is about right and wrong.
For Democrats, politics is about good and evil.
Saul Alinsky in his "Rules For Radicals" demonstrated how an opponents concept of right and wrong can be used as a powerful tool against him.
Make no mistake about it Obama is a devoted deciple of Alinsky.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:00:41pm |
re: #289 DisturbedEma
yep- but is it fair?
look at her/his avitar... the President's head in a wicker basket... I am not comfortable.
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:00:44pm |
re: #296 shanec99
it seems he/she has the President's decapitated head in a wicker basket.
I think it's Obama's face on a "Pet Rock" (novelty item from the 1970s). Don't see any harm in that.
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Syrah Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:01:12pm |
Forecast here is for snow tonight and on Tuesday.
We still have winter.
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:01:15pm |
re: #306 Hobbes
Saul Alinsky in his "Rules For Radicals" demonstrated how an opponents concept of right and wrong can be used as a powerful tool against him.
Make no mistake about it Obama is a devoted deciple of Alinsky.
don't forget Hilary was personal friends with Alinsky
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:01:22pm |
re: #296 shanec99
You know the more I look at this salt marsh character, the more uncomfortable I get... look at the avitar... it seems he/she has the President's decapitated head in a wicker basket.
I am getting uncomfortable with this character.
Report him and the post if you feel that way....I reported it.
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:01:30pm |
re: #292 DisturbedEma
we are thinking of sending him to Chicago. . .they are missing a few there now,. . .
PLEASE we are over our quota..
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:02:34pm |
re: #304 ggt
What was wrong with the old village idiot?
How ya' doing tnite Furry?
Ummm, didn't you know I am the old one? ;)
I'm just doing jim dandy for a disabled vet....how about you?
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honcos Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:02:44pm |
Zionist Honcos agree: Phylameana lila Desy needs to grow up and visit that one place she’s never been—a place I like to call sanity.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:02:52pm |
re: #279 ggt Hey ggt, how are ya tonight - other than cold and tired I mean?!
Well others are trying to convince folks they peyote is best when smoked and I've always found been told the buds are best when chewed and, ah, er, some other things.
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:03:02pm |
re: #309 Syrah
Forecast here is for snow tonight and on Tuesday.
We still have winter.
dude/dudette
you link to the weather underground weather website ?
seriously
I know's some people high up in it
they are bay area libs
and not whom I would associate with
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:03:14pm |
re: #302 realwest
This offer is only good until midnight tonight, EST.
Oh...
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avanti Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:03:17pm |
re: #255 bosforus
Which apparently doesn't go over too well with the public. But Obama could get away with anything, I'm sure of it.
Here's how he would sell it. First have a Priest bless the oval office, then invite a Buddhist to do the same, then a few other faiths. Then and only then, invite some Native American tribe to do the ritual. Not suggesting a sinister plan, just playing PC politics.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:03:25pm |
re: #308 Occasional Reader
I think it's Obama's face on a "Pet Rock" (novelty item from the 1970s). Don't see any harm in that.
The avatar does look harmless, but the post certainly is questionable.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:03:40pm |
re: #311 FurryOldGuyJeans
it seems to have been a drive by shooting to upset us... notice no response to the comments about the tone. I will be on the look out for that guy in future and will pay attention to the comments.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:03:44pm |
re: #312 ggt
PLEASE we are over our quota..
Agreed. Please sell stupidity, corruption, and crazyness somewhere else: Chicago has as much of these things as she can handle.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:04:30pm |
re: #281 Occasional Reader
I've heard great things about Gran Torino too - what's it about and how does it end (sorry, until solomonpanting's money comes in I can't afford to watch it myself!)?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:05:51pm |
re: #308 Occasional Reader
I think it's Obama's face on a "Pet Rock" (novelty item from the 1970s). Don't see any harm in that.
I still have my pet rock from then. Original carrying case, owner's manual, and adoption papers. Worth a pretty penny.
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:06:04pm |
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Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:06:21pm |
re: #279 ggt
Hello Night Lizards! It's colder than yesterday in Near Iowa.
I don't know what to say about the smudging. I know there is a joke/pun in there, but as usual, I can't find it.
How are you-all this evening and what are we talking about?
Hey ggt...I thought I asked you nicely to keep the cold up your way....it is 15 down here in Southern IL...and it is suppose to stay cold next couple of days and then we are to get some nice wintery mix....sleet &ice.....gee.....I want to have a nice talk with John Kerry right now.....
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Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:06:22pm |
Sounds and voices where heard in the Lincoln bedroom tonight...
"Your mother sows socks that smell!" followed by an evil laugh...
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Walter L. Newton Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:06:22pm |
re: #324 FurryOldGuyJeans
I still have my pet rock from then. Original carrying case, owner's manual, and adoption papers. Worth a pretty penny.
My pet rock got run over by a car.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:06:49pm |
I'm out for the night. I'll be back tomorrow.
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:06:56pm |
hey everybody,
say hi to my wife, aka "momcat"
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:07:30pm |
re: #312 ggt
PLEASE we are over our quota..
Looks like the state legislature finally figured out how to do an impeachment. Corrupt politicians galore there, and yet no one had ever been impeached before, right?
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:07:42pm |
re: #323 realwest
I've heard great things about Gran Torino too - what's it about and how does it end (sorry, until solomonpanting's money comes in I can't afford to watch it myself!)?
Sorry, I won't say how it ends, so as not to spoil the plot for you or anyone who might see it.
Clint Eastwood plays Walt Kowolski, an ornery Korean War vet who's pretty much the only white guy left in a neighborhood in Detroit that has become mostly populated with Hmong immigrants. He inadvertently earns the gratitude of his Hmong next door neighbors when he intervenes to protect their son from a beating from a Hmong youth gang. He starts to get closer to the kid and his family. The gang wants revenge. Things escalate.
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jcbunga Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:07:54pm |
They've broken through to a previously unimagined depth of stupid.
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rawmuse Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:07:56pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:08:02pm |
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:08:03pm |
Hi, Momcat. How many kittens are there?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:08:06pm |
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:08:12pm |
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:08:33pm |
This is one of Salt Marsh's posts, the more I look the more uncomfortable I get:
Posted in: Overnight Hopen Thread
« freetokenFurryOldGuyJeans »217 saltmarsh
:Yogi, Obama's in the White House.
:You noticed, eh Boo Boo.
:Mr. Ranger told me Yogi. He said if we didn't want to end up like the pigeons, we'd better be on our best behavior.
:Relax there, Boo Boo. Barack has already got his ass in a crack. His mother-in-law moved into the White House with him.
:Is this going to be like watching reruns of the Jeffersons, Yogi?
:More like Green Acres with an all black cast, Boo Boo.
/cowbells for obama
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:09:17pm |
re: #296 shanec99
Hmmm
Karma: 77
Registered since: Oct 1, 2004 at 5:54 am
(Logged in)No. of comments posted: 1,036
No. of links posted: 1
And you're right about the avatar. I don't think your suspicions are misplaced. But hey,
SALTMARSH - would y'all kindly explain that waterpatch thing and your avatar?
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:09:19pm |
re: #324 FurryOldGuyJeans
I still have my pet rock from then. Original carrying case, owner's manual, and adoption papers. Worth a pretty penny.
Ours ran away from home.
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:09:20pm |
re: #331 momcat
Hi.
So far, you have probably the highest karma-to-post ration on LGF!
Karma: 16
momcat
(Logged in)
Registered since: Jan 22, 2009 at 6:51 pm
No. of comments posted: 4
No. of links posted: 0
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Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:09:40pm |
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SilverStar830 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:09:59pm |
Billy Jeff Clinton took care of the smudging of every room in the White House already.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:10:11pm |
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avanti Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:10:40pm |
re: #276 taxfreekiller
Now the thinking is going ...
ventilation at say the big vacation home in Hawaii,
bit of peyote smugging when just the ms and mr are there aloneget Zombie to vid, 2012 ,,, not a problem
Once took a tour of Hawaii with a native bus driver. He mentioned the several 1000 acres of pineapple fields to our rights leased to Dole and owned by the Mormon church, then again, the same to the left.
He said "I don't want you to think all our old land is owned by the Mormon church, up ahead is land owned by the Catholic Church" He closed with: "While they turned our eyes to heaven, they took the land from under our feet"
You should see the Mormon Temple there though, it is a beauty.
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:10:45pm |
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Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:10:54pm |
re: #308 Occasional Reader
I think it's Obama's face on a "Pet Rock" (novelty item from the 1970s). Don't see any harm in that.
It's certainly no worse than this:
[Link: www.chiaobama.com...]
Not getting the watermelon patch reference though..... Obama just doesn't strike me as a caricature of a "hillbilly".
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Syrah Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:10:57pm |
re: #306 Hobbes
Saul Alinsky in his "Rules For Radicals" demonstrated how an opponents concept of right and wrong can be used as a powerful tool against him.
Make no mistake about it Obama is a devoted deciple of Alinsky.
They are important books. I read them in college. I have dug them out for a re-read.
Rules for Radicals
Reveille for Radicals
I recommend them to all Lizards.
I remember how odd it was when I was back in college arguing with the campus Marxists and discovering that while I had read some Marx and Lennin, they had not. How weird is that?
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rawmuse Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:11:07pm |
re: #347 SilverStar830
Billy Jeff Clinton took care of the smudging splooging of every room in the White House already.
Splooge is a verb and a noun.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:12:09pm |
re: #353 rawmuse
Splooge is a verb and a noun.
And makes for a wonderful hair gel (so I have been told).
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:12:25pm |
re: #342 Adrenalyn
Would that be the astonishing actress from the film "Total Recall"?
Whaddaya mean those ain't real?
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Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:13:02pm |
re: #355 FurryOldGuyJeans
And makes for a wonderful hair gel (so I have been told).
Yeah... let us know how that works out.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:13:07pm |
re: #331 momcat
Hi.
I up dinged you for being a newbie... we need fresh blood in here, Real West is a ole, crusty, reprobate and curmudgeon. Any counter balance to him is a worthwhile addition to the lizard lounge.
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:13:14pm |
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:13:56pm |
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:13:57pm |
re: #340 reine.de.tout
Hey R.D.T.
how's the cookbook coming?
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Killer Tomato Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:14:14pm |
re: #331 momcat
Welcome!
BTW, could someone explain this karma thing to me? It debuted while I was away.
(either that or my memory is totally shot)
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:14:24pm |
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:14:57pm |
re: #327 Dustyvet
Hi Dusty - hope you're doing well tonight - when y'all get a chance, please check your e-mail.
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:15:09pm |
re: #365 Killer Tomato
re: #331 momcat
Welcome!BTW, could someone explain this karma thing to me? It debuted while I was away.
(either that or my memory is totally shot)
Net total of updings/downdings that a poster has received.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:15:40pm |
re: #364 rain of lead
Hey R.D.T.
how's the cookbook coming?
FlakMusic has the files (book and the cover art, by Jaunte!) - he is doing some final checking to be sure it meets upload requirements, then he will upload and we will be ready to go!
It should be fairly soon.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:15:44pm |
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:16:06pm |
re: #356 Syrah
That bad?
seriously
wunderground is short for weather underground
now, I am not saying these "people" have any connection
or support(ed) them
but it is an SF based company
and my "contact" was/is not a nice person
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Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:16:12pm |
re: #362 Occasional Reader
Associated with racial stereotypes of black Americans.
So are a host of other things. I'm just trying to figure out whether or not it was intended as a racial insult or just a poor attempt at humor. I looked back at his earlier comments but didn't get a feel for it one way or another.
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:16:41pm |
re: #358 Slumbering Behemoth
Would that be the astonishing actress from the film "Total Recall"?
Whaddaya mean those ain't real?
no, just a gal making the rounds on the internet
with unusual assets though
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:16:46pm |
re: #351 Wendya
It's certainly no worse than this:
[Link: www.chiaobama.com...]
Not getting the watermelon patch reference though..... Obama just doesn't strike me as a caricature of a "hillbilly".
Racists typically say that black people's most frequent afternoon meal consists of fried chicken and water melon. That is what started me looking...
Then the Avatar made me really uncomfortable.
Individually they may not be much... but together, well... it increases my suspicion that we had a Troll in our midsts.
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:16:49pm |
re: #328 Walter L. Newton
Didja have it on a lease or something?
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Catttt Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:17:00pm |
re: #366 Slumbering Behemoth
NSFA?
What does the "A" stand for?
NSFA National Student Financial Aid
NSFA Nova Scotia Federation of Agriculture (Canada)
NSFA Naval Support Force, Antarctica
NSFA Nova Scotia Forestry Association (Canada)
NSFA Nevada State Firefighters' Association
NSFA Not Safe for Anything (content reference)
NSFA National Sports and Fitness Association
NSFA Normal Section Forward Azimuth
NSFA Non Stop Female Assassins
I highlighted my guess.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:17:03pm |
re: #365 Killer Tomato
re: #331 momcat
Welcome!BTW, could someone explain this karma thing to me? It debuted while I was away.
(either that or my memory is totally shot)
You get + dings when people like what you say, or - dings when they don't and your "karma" is your total of plusses minus whatever minuses you have.
| 382 |
jorline Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:17:07pm |
Dozed off once already...time for bed, Lizards...good night!
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BlueCanuck Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:17:56pm |
Well, here I am at work. Finally made it to the bottom of the thread. So what's everyone up to tonight, besides staying warm?
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Erik The Red Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:18:06pm |
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:18:15pm |
re: #378 shanec99
Racists typically say that black people's most frequent afternoon meal consists of fried chicken and water melon. That is what started me looking...
Then the Avatar made me really uncomfortable.
Individually they may not be much... but together, well... it increases my suspicion that we had a Troll in our midsts.
The comment is gone now so we all can stop blabbing about it. ;)
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Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:18:30pm |
re: #367 realwest
Hi Dusty - hope you're doing well tonight - when y'all get a chance, please check your e-mail.
Will do...
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NY Nana Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:18:52pm |
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Killer Tomato Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:19:00pm |
re: #381 reine.de.tout
You get + dings when people like what you say, or - dings when they don't and your "karma" is your total of plusses minus whatever minuses you have.
ugh - it involves math
;-)
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:19:06pm |
re: #333 Occasional Reader
Thanks for the teaser O.R.! LOL! Seriously, sounds like good role for Clint - did he direct it, too?
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:20:26pm |
re: #332 FurryOldGuyJeans
Looks like the state legislature finally figured out how to do an impeachment. Corrupt politicians galore there, and yet no one had ever been impeached before, right?
Right! Lot's of ex governors went to jail and one ex (Ryan) is in jail now. Although, some really bright university professor has put Ryan up again, about the 7th time, for a Nobel Peace Prize for his opposition to the death penalty.
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JCM Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:20:41pm |
re: #391 realwest
Thanks for the teaser O.R.! LOL! Seriously, sounds like good role for Clint - did he direct it, too?
Yeah. I've heard it's best work yet. Haven't seen it, wait for DVD and Netflix.
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:20:41pm |
re: #391 realwest
Thanks for the teaser O.R.! LOL! Seriously, sounds like good role for Clint - did he direct it, too?
I don't know. Look it up, son, and you'll remember it.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:20:45pm |
re: #370 FurryOldGuyJeans
I dunno, they look pretty inviting to me. I get the impression that I would feel safe around them, at almost "anytime".
/oh...
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Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:21:02pm |
re: #378 shanec99
Racists typically say that black people's most frequent afternoon meal consists of fried chicken and water melon. That is what started me looking...
Yeah, and Yankees say the same thing about southerners.
If he's throwing rocks, he needs to take it elsewhere. If not, he needs to develop a better sense of humor.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:21:25pm |
re: #389 Killer Tomato
ugh - it involves math
;-)
Just click your avatar to see the running total of all of your karma, and the number on the far right of a post just to the left of + and - to get the current total for that post. All math done for you by the friendly lizard army of lgf.
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pat Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:21:55pm |
Counter-Brains
About as much sense as Obama on economics.
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:22:04pm |
re: #391 realwest
BTW, did you ever work with the Hmong in Vietnam?
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Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:22:12pm |
re: #384 Erik The Red
Brain bleach please. NOT FUNNY/
Morning Lizards.
It's not like there wasn't a chick there. :)
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SilverStar830 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:22:37pm |
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:22:41pm |
re: #397 Slumbering Behemoth
I dunno, they look pretty inviting to me. I get the impression that I would feel safe around them, at almost "anytime".
/oh...
Even with your spouse right behind you? ;)
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:22:58pm |
re: #395 JCM
Yeah. I've heard it's best work yet. Haven't seen it, wait for DVD and Netflix.
I was really surprised by the ending. Turns out, he's a ghost, too, and "Rosebud" was his sled, and Darth Vader is his dad.
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avanti Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:22:59pm |
re: #385 FurryOldGuyJeans
The comment is gone now so we all can stop blabbing about it. ;)
Charles is smart to keep a eye out for that sort of post since other blogs from the left will pick it up and use it. Some on the left try to do the same with off the wall posts,but not as quickly as Charles seems to.
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JCM Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:23:52pm |
re: #405 Occasional Reader
I was really surprised by the ending. Turns out, he's a ghost, too, and "Rosebud" was his sled, and Darth Vader is his dad.
Awww, now you went and ruined it for me......
;-)
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realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:23:59pm |
re: #361 shanec99
"Real West is a ole, crusty, reprobate and curmudgeon. Any counter balance to him is a worthwhile addition to the lizard lounge."
Why thankew, thankew very much for such a fine introduction to a new member of the LGF family.
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Killer Tomato Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:24:08pm |
re: #399 FurryOldGuyJeans
hmmm....
negative 4,328,976
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made ya look!
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:24:14pm |
re: #394 Hobbes
Right! Lot's of ex governors went to jail and one ex (Ryan) is in jail now. Although, some really bright university professor has put Ryan up again, about the 7th time, for a Nobel Peace Prize for his opposition to the death penalty.
Ryan....Jeri Ryan of Star Trek: Voyager's ex hubby, right?
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:24:48pm |
re: #390 rain of lead
Yeahhh!
Tell momcat she's just going to have to jump in as soon as she feels comfortable . . . but she may want to lurk awhile first (I know I did, for several months!).
| 413 |
realwest Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:25:00pm |
Well it's late and I'm tired, hope you all have a great evening/early morning and that I get the chance to see you down the road.
Good night, all.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:25:19pm |
re: #406 avanti
Charles is smart to keep a eye out for that sort of post since other blogs from the left will pick it up and use it. Some on the left try to do the same with off the wall posts,but not as quickly as Charles seems to.
It might have helped that I reported it as well, but Charles does keep a weather eye open for such stuff.
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:25:30pm |
re: #352 Syrah
They are important books. I read them in college. I have dug them out for a re-read.
Rules for Radicals
Reveille for RadicalsI recommend them to all Lizards.
I remember how odd it was when I was back in college arguing with the campus Marxists and discovering that while I had read some Marx and Lennin, they had not. How weird is that?
Too much work. More fun just following the "crowd".
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gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:25:54pm |
re: #403 SilverStar830
youtube. lemme guess. a rickroll.
c'mon man... welcome to 2007!
Yeah, at least modernize your rickroll!
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:26:15pm |
re: #408 realwest
"Real West is a ole, crusty, reprobate and curmudgeon. Any counter balance to him is a worthwhile addition to the lizard lounge."
Why thankew, thankew very much for such a fine introduction to a new member of the LGF family.
Hey RW, don't sweat it. I told momcat that you're good people :)
| 419 |
Clemente Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:26:23pm |
Taliban + Pakistan = Islamist Hell on Earth, from IHT (how'd that happen?):
Radio spreads Taliban's terror in Pakistani region
The police have become so afraid that many officers have put advertisements in newspapers renouncing their jobs so the Taliban will not kill them.One who stayed on the job was Farooq Khan, a midlevel officer in Mingora, the valley's largest city, where decapitated bodies of policemen and other victims routinely surface. Last month, he was shopping there when two men on a motorcycle sprayed him with gunfire, killing him in broad daylight.
| 420 |
avanti Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:26:35pm |
re: #413 realwest
Well it's late and I'm tired, hope you all have a great evening/early morning and that I get the chance to see you down the road.
Good night, all.
Same for me, it's late, but I'm still adjusting after staying up all night at the casino. Nite all.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:26:43pm |
re: #403 SilverStar830
youtube. lemme guess. a rickroll.
c'mon man... welcome to 2007!
Yes, but the hot asian chick shows up about halfway thru.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:26:48pm |
re: #409 Killer Tomato
As much as I am supremely indifferent to the idea of karma doesn't mean I don't periodically check it, you know. ;)
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freetoken Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:27:19pm |
re: #406 avanti
Charles is smart to keep a eye out for that sort of post since other blogs from the left will pick it up and use it.
Don't you think he gets rid of them because he finds them offensive also?
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:27:30pm |
re: #408 realwest
"Real West is a ole, crusty, reprobate and curmudgeon. Any counter balance to him is a worthwhile addition to the lizard lounge."
Why thankew, thankew very much for such a fine introduction to a new member of the LGF family.
Why you are quite welcome, I hope you don't describe me the way my ole granny in Jamaica described a next door neighbor, she said "...he is about as friendly as a rattlesnake with incurable constipation, and a raging case of the hemorrhoids."
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Occasional Reader Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:27:51pm |
re: #422 FurryOldGuyJeans
As much as I am supremely indifferent to the idea of karma doesn't mean I don't periodically check it, you know. ;)
Mine's way bigger than yours.
/me am alpha male
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:28:12pm |
re: #412 reine.de.tout
Tell momcat she's just going to have to jump in as soon as she feels comfortable . . . but she may want to lurk awhile first (I know I did, for several months!).
I've always thought the fastest way to teach a cat to swim was just to through her in. :0
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:28:20pm |
re: #410 shanec99
Allah?
That would work too, since the mere idea of such visions of loveliness seem to make mullahs go apoplectic.
| 428 |
avanti Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:29:02pm |
re: #423 freetoken
Don't you think he gets rid of them because he finds them offensive also?
Absolutely, please don't take my comment to infer otherwise.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:29:06pm |
re: #418 rain of lead
Hey RW, don't sweat it. I told momcat that you're good people :)
Stop lying... he is about as usefull as a loaded bed pan on a ward full of patients with cholera.
| 430 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:29:06pm |
re: #425 Occasional Reader
Mine's way bigger than yours.
/me am alpha male
Well, aren't you special. ;)
| 431 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:29:25pm |
| 432 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:29:36pm |
All right, I had some laundry duty. Whad I miss?
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:29:43pm |
re: #426 rain of lead
I've always thought the fastest way to teach a cat to swim was just to through her in. :0
Well, sometimes, and for some folks!
But some of us like a little bit of caution.
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Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:30:12pm |
re: #408 realwest
"Real West is a ole, crusty, reprobate and curmudgeon. Any counter balance to him is a worthwhile addition to the lizard lounge."
Why thankew, thankew very much for such a fine introduction to a new member of the LGF family.
Hey West did you borrow the walker again? I've fallen and I can't get up...:)
| 435 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:30:30pm |
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SilverStar830 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:30:43pm |
re: #417 gmsc
Yeah, at least modernize your rickroll!
I guess when it comes to dancing, he got beaned by the white half
0.o
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Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:31:00pm |
re: #403 SilverStar830
youtube. lemme guess. a rickroll.
c'mon man... welcome to 2007!
You're selling me short, here. The date on the video is May 17, 2008!
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Adrenalyn Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:31:09pm |
re: #431 Slumbering Behemoth
Must. Resist. Google. Search.
/probably looks better in my mind's eye, anyhow
yes, thanks for that
I have been resisting posting a link to her video
fearing the delete-stick
which is still steaming hot from recent work up-thread
but you have to imagine.......
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BlueCanuck Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:31:23pm |
re: #433 reine.de.tout
Took me a little while to get into the flow of things as well when I first started on here. It also didn't help that I had no internet access at home for about a year.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:31:39pm |
re: #434 Dustyvet
Hey West did you borrow the walker again? I've fallen and I can't get up...:)
You can borrow mine.
I really do have one I need to use from time to time.
| 442 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:32:08pm |
re: #404 FurryOldGuyJeans
Heh, I'm a single guy. No rolling pin hovering over my noggin'.
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Picayune Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:32:16pm |
VooDoo in da Whity's House?
In O's Kenya's home town dey be sining" " Ummpa...Umm Gawa, ..Barak's got da powa, ... Now say Ummp, Umm Gawa, now we got da powa!" Sayin...
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:32:24pm |
re: #438 momcat
Dont worry RW he said you were a good guy., for the most part.
Dont believe the hype, trust me, I worked for the Obama campaign ..
(ducking behind the desk).
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:33:04pm |
re: #442 Slumbering Behemoth
Heh, I'm a single guy. No rolling pin hovering over my noggin'.
No significant other that might find such pulchritude a tad bit much?
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Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:33:08pm |
re: #441 FurryOldGuyJeans
You can borrow mine.
I really do have one I need to use from time to time.
TA Furry...:)
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:33:39pm |
re: #444 shanec99
Dont believe the hype, trust me, I worked for the Obama campaign ..
(ducking behind the desk).
throws leftover fruitcup at the desk
| 448 |
Erik The Red Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:33:54pm |
Don't know if this has been posted yet. I can't wait for tomorrows show.
Limbaugh Responds to Obama
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:34:23pm |
re: #316 realwest
Hey ggt, how are ya tonight - other than cold and tired I mean?!
Well others are trying to convince folks they peyote is best when smoked and I've alwaysfoundbeen told the buds are best when chewed and, ah, er, some other things.
Well, not much else, but cold and tired. Have my Cat Overlord sitting next to me, so I have to watch what I type.
I don't know what to tell you about the peyote. The only peyote I know is a beading stitch.
How you doin'?
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BlueCanuck Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:34:41pm |
re: #447 rain of lead
throws leftover fruitcup at the desk
Indirect fire works best. Need a FOO?
/white smoke
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:34:42pm |
re: #448 Erik The Red
Don't know if this has been posted yet. I can't wait for tomorrows show.
Limbaugh Responds to Obama
you get Rush Limbaugh in South Africa?
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:34:51pm |
re: #447 rain of lead
throws leftover fruitcup at the desk
Sod the fruitcup, use this heat seeking stinger missile.
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solomonpanting Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:35:06pm |
Almost amusing how Caroline Kenndy's unsuccessful Senate bid is described: "bruised, torturous , beating"
Compared to Palin, more like kid gloves.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:35:24pm |
re: #448 Erik The Red
Don't know if this has been posted yet. I can't wait for tomorrows show.
Limbaugh Responds to Obama
Won't you have to wait for Monday?
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:36:02pm |
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:36:11pm |
re: #448 Erik The Red
Don't know if this has been posted yet. I can't wait for tomorrows show.
Limbaugh Responds to Obama
35 hours is tomorrow for you?!?
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:36:15pm |
re: #314 FurryOldGuyJeans
Ummm, didn't you know I am the old one? ;)
I'm just doing jim dandy for a disabled vet....how about you?
Hangin' in there, Thanks for askin'.
I see we lost someone to Stinky's clue bat.
| 459 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:36:31pm |
re: #447 rain of lead
throws leftover fruitcup at the desk
Darn it, now who is gonna clean up this mess... you owe me a key board and a new flat screen monitor. Haul your butt down to Circuit City and do some shopping. I will send you my address.
| 460 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:36:50pm |
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:37:06pm |
re: #453 FurryOldGuyJeans
Sod the fruitcup, use this heat seeking stinger missile.
thanks, oh yeah! that works much better
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:37:09pm |
re: #322 Dark_Falcon
Agreed. Please sell stupidity, corruption, and crazyness somewhere else: Chicago has as much of these things as she can handle.
Thank you.
;)
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Erik The Red Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:37:10pm |
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SilverStar830 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:37:26pm |
re: #437 Archimedes
You're selling me short, here. The date on the video is May 17, 2008!
You can rebuild the engine on a '68 Shelby GT-500 in 2008, but it's still a 40-year old car
:D
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Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:38:07pm |
re: #326 Inquisitive
Hey ggt...I thought I asked you nicely to keep the cold up your way....it is 15 down here in Southern IL...and it is suppose to stay cold next couple of days and then we are to get some nice wintery mix....sleet &ice.....gee.....I want to have a nice talk with John Kerry right now.....
Well, you know, I did my best. Perhaps after that group is finished smudging the Oval Office, they can do some weather dance for you in Southern Ill?
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Erik The Red Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:38:13pm |
re: #455 EmmmieG
Won't you have to wait for Monday?
Sorry I am already into Sunday morning here 8.40am
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:38:39pm |
re: #461 rain of lead
thanks, oh yeah! that works much better
Hey come on I was only kidding.
(as I raise the white flag... taking lessons from Jimmah Carhta).
| 468 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:38:42pm |
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Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:38:46pm |
re: #411 FurryOldGuyJeans
Ryan....Jeri Ryan of Star Trek: Voyager's ex hubby, right?
No, that's another Ryan. Illinois is not only crooked it's confusing...too many with the same last names! Her former hubby's name is Jack. The jailbird governor's name is George. Jack's messy divorce got him out of the Senate race against Obama. Jack had a good chance of winning. Alan Keyes lost. Step one for the Messiah in national level politics. God, what a tragic story. Stop me before I add details.
There will be a test, though! Ha.
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Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:38:51pm |
re: #464 SilverStar830
You can rebuild the engine on a '68 Shelby GT-500 in 2008, but it's still a 40-year old car
:D
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:39:14pm |
re: #460 Dustyvet
Who?
Saltmarsh. Can't really say I am sad to see him depart the premises, under armed escort.
| 472 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:39:52pm |
re: #445 FurryOldGuyJeans
Does Rosy count? Nope, I am fully singular.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:39:55pm |
re: #466 Erik The Red
Sorry I am already into Sunday morning here 8.40am
Whoops! It's only 10:40 out here. Speaking of which, I really would like to be asleep. See you all later.
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:40:03pm |
re: #463 Erik The Red
If its streaming audio I can't get it... band width limited.
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rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:40:27pm |
re: #459 shanec99
Darn it, now who is gonna clean up this mess... you owe me a key board and a new flat screen monitor. Haul your butt down to Circuit City and do some shopping. I will send you my address.
sorry, CC done gone under here. I'll go to wal-mart and get you a 5.99
keyboard, monitor will have to wait till tax refund time
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Erik The Red Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:40:30pm |
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Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:40:45pm |
re: #471 FurryOldGuyJeans
Saltmarsh. Can't really say I am sad to see him depart the premises, under armed escort.
ahh, thanks...
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:41:37pm |
re: #458 ggt
Hangin' in there, Thanks for askin'.
I see we lost someone to Stinky's clue bat.
Hangin' in there is good as long as the knot is tight. ;)
The comment made was rather vulgar and racist IMO. I can't say I am sad to see him go, really.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:42:43pm |
re: #472 Slumbering Behemoth
Does Rosy count? Nope, I am fully singular.
Then that is safe for you. ;)
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shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:43:46pm |
re: #475 rain of lead
sorry, CC done gone under here. I'll go to wal-mart and get you a 5.99
keyboard, monitor will have to wait till tax refund time
Apply for a bail out like ole L. Flyint of Hustler did. You will be rolling in the dough soon enough.
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FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:44:21pm |
re: #479 rain of lead
ok, let's have a beer instead
If you got an open bar and lots of bottles of distilled booze I'm in! ;)
| 483 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:44:47pm |
re: #411 FurryOldGuyJeans
Ryan....Jeri Ryan of Star Trek: Voyager's ex hubby, right?
No, I think that is a different Ryan. The Ryan she was married to held the State Congress Critter seat the Obama wanted.
| 484 |
esch Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:45:03pm |
re: #478 FurryOldGuyJeans
The comment made was rather vulgar and racist IMO. I can't say I am sad to see him go, really.
Sheesh, isn't it enough that ODL is a narcissistic, delusional socialist fool? Who cares about his albedo?
| 485 |
Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:45:13pm |
re: #469 Hobbes
No, that's another Ryan. Illinois is not only crooked it's confusing...too many with the same last names! Her former hubby's name is Jack. The jailbird governor's name is George. Jack's messy divorce got him out of the Senate race against Obama. Jack had a good chance of winning. Alan Keyes lost. Step one for the Messiah in national level politics. God, what a tragic story. Stop me before I add details.
There will be a test, though! Ha.
Yep....Illinois is not only crooked...it is confusing.....I don't even try to keep them straight.....just know that one gov is serving time....and another may be cell mate.....At least his impeachment trial starts ....Monday!
| 486 |
rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:45:15pm |
re: #481 shanec99
that works, then we could do some real drinking
| 488 |
gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:45:21pm |
re: #456 Slumbering Behemoth
No way, man! Take it Retro!
Well, if you want an old-style rickroll, how about going all the way back to the Stone Age?
| 489 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:46:00pm |
re: #483 ggt
No, I think that is a different Ryan. The Ryan she was married to held the State Congress Critter seat the Obama wanted.
All I know about any Ryan is the media coverage of the Jeri Ryan divorce. There was some real kinky goings on in that marriage.
| 490 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:46:09pm |
| 491 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:48:47pm |
re: #478 FurryOldGuyJeans
Hangin' in there is good as long as the knot is tight. ;)
The comment made was rather vulgar and racist IMO. I can't say I am sad to see him go, really.
Well, sometimes it seems like I'm hangin' on by my fingernails, but not tonite.
Yeah, I read it too and think Stinky made the right decision.
| 492 |
rain of lead Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:49:05pm |
| 493 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:49:15pm |
Budweiser commercial aired only on the first anniversary of 9/11. It was not to promote their product , it was a tribute to those who were lost.
| 494 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:49:15pm |
re: #484 esch
Sheesh, isn't it enough that ODL is a narcissistic, delusional socialist fool? Who cares about his albedo?
Huh?re: #485 Inquisitive
Yep....Illinois is not only crooked...it is confusing.....I don't even try to keep them straight.....just know that one gov is serving time....and another may be cell mate.....At least his impeachment trial starts ....Monday!
It still amazes me that no politician in IL has ever been impeached before Blagojevich.
| 495 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:49:44pm |
re: #485 Inquisitive
Yep....Illinois is not only crooked...it is confusing.....I don't even try to keep them straight.....just know that one gov is serving time....and another may be cell mate.....At least his impeachment trial starts ....Monday!
Now Blagohair is crying that he can't call witnesses or some such thing. "I'm not getting a fair trial." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
| 496 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:49:54pm |
re: #482 FurryOldGuyJeans
If you got an open bar and lots of bottles of distilled booze I'm in! ;)
I am a 6'2" 250 pound light weight... can't hold my liquor... two drinks and I start weeping like Jimmah Cahrta and spouting off like Al Sarpton.
| 497 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:50:04pm |
re: #439 Adrenalyn
but you have to imagine.......
No, I don't have to. But none the less, I have since I was an adolescent boy. Probably why I find South Park's Major Boobage episode so funny.
/helps to have been a kid in the '80s, too
| 498 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:50:11pm |
re: #494 FurryOldGuyJeans
It still amazes me that no politician in IL has ever been impeached before Blagojevich.
Well, they are usually smarter and play the Combine Game better.
| 499 |
Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:50:22pm |
re: #489 FurryOldGuyJeans
All I know about any Ryan is the media coverage of the Jeri Ryan divorce. There was some real kinky goings on in that marriage.
There were kinky things alleged during the custody battle. Those were the records that were unsealed.
| 500 |
Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:51:08pm |
re: #485 Inquisitive
Yep....Illinois is not only crooked...it is confusing.....I don't even try to keep them straight.....just know that one gov is serving time....and another may be cell mate.....At least his impeachment trial starts ....Monday!
Yep. And, I also heard, don't know if it's true or not, that Blago is going on a talk show spree...the View, Larry King, etc....more "wonderful" press for the proud state of Illinois.
| 501 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:51:38pm |
re: #491 ggt
Well, sometimes it seems like I'm hangin' on by my fingernails, but not tonite.
Yeah, I read it too and think Stinky made the right decision.
It doesn't help that I chew mine. ;)
Plus the Mr. Pot Belly™ doesn't help hanging on either. :%P%
| 502 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:51:54pm |
re: #493 Dustyvet
Budweiser commercial aired only on the first anniversary of 9/11. It was not to promote their product , it was a tribute to those who were lost.
[Video]
I think the guy posted the wrong ad.
This looks like the one he should have posted.
| 503 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:51:55pm |
re: #500 Hobbes
Yep. And, I also heard, don't know if it's true or not, that Blago is going on a talk show spree...the View, Larry King, etc....more "wonderful" press for the proud state of Illinois.
I want him to admit that it's the hair that made him do it.
:0
| 504 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:52:37pm |
re: #501 FurryOldGuyJeans
It doesn't help that I chew mine. ;)
Plus the Mr. Pot Belly™ doesn't help hanging on either. :%P%
I PAY good money for mine. They'd better do the job!
| 505 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:52:44pm |
re: #496 shanec99
I am a 6'2" 250 pound light weight... can't hold my liquor... two drinks and I start weeping like Jimmah Cahrta and spouting off like Al Sarpton.
Back when I was in the Navy two bottles would just get me started. Now I even look at a drop and I start to feel drunk.
| 506 |
esch Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:53:56pm |
| 507 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:54:00pm |
re: #498 ggt
Well, they are usually smarter and play the Combine Game better.
There is no reason to impeach them if they are headed for jail... either way they are out of office.
Why waste the tax payers money...? Come on now, ACORN needs the funds. What is wrong with you?
| 508 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:54:34pm |
re: #504 ggt
I PAY good money for mine. They'd better do the job!
I hope you meant you pay good money for your nails, and not the other thing. :Þ
| 509 |
esch Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:55:03pm |
re: #507 shanec99
Come on now, ACORN needs the funds. What is wrong with you?
I heard they're looking for seed money.
/runs
| 510 |
Render Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:55:04pm |
re: #470 Dustyvet
Awesome stuff but...
The original Bullitt Mustang was not a Shelby GT500 or GT350. It was a '68 Ford GT390. The bad guys were in a '68 Dodge Charger 440 R/T. The Mustang had to be modified a fair amount to stay with the Charger.
The engine and transmission sounds were dubbed from a full race Ford GT-40 at speed.
[Link: auto.howstuffworks.com...]
MY
STUFF,
R
| 511 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:55:12pm |
re: #506 esch
Hmm, methinks I got my wires crossed.
NM!
I do that more often that I care to admit myself. ;)
| 512 |
Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:55:38pm |
| 514 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:56:15pm |
re: #505 FurryOldGuyJeans
Back when I was in the Navy two bottles would just get me started. Now I even look at a drop and I start to feel drunk.
My liver is just not well trained... so I try to avoid annoying the damned thing. Can't afford to get it all riled up.
| 515 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 10:57:16pm |
re: #514 shanec99
My liver is just not well trained... so I try to avoid annoying the damned thing. Can't afford to get it all riled up.
Liver? What the hell is a liver?
Oh, you mean that thing that went AWOL a number of years ago.
| 516 |
Hobbes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:00:07pm |
Good grief...it's late. Gotta get some sleep. 'nite Lizards.
| 517 |
Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:00:10pm |
re: #494 FurryOldGuyJeans
It still amazes me that no politician in IL has ever been impeached before Blagojevich.
Amazing to me too.....they let them go on and do all the damage they do....and then decide to let the courts take care of them....hopefully...it won't happen this time....info got released...for all to know...they couldn't shove it under the rug... turn a blind eye...or a deaf ear...got to do something about it for sure...this time.....I don't think they would have..if it hadn't been for Obama's name being involved...
| 518 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:00:16pm |
re: #510 Render
Awesome stuff but...
The original Bullitt Mustang was not a Shelby GT500 or GT350. It was a '68 Ford GT390. The bad guys were in a '68 Dodge Charger 440 R/T. The Mustang had to be modified a fair amount to stay with the Charger.
The engine and transmission sounds were dubbed from a full race Ford GT-40 at speed.
[Link: auto.howstuffworks.com...]
MY
STUFF,
R
I know, just have always liked the scene. I've always been a McQueen fan.
| 519 |
Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:00:16pm |
re: #488 gmsc
Well, if you want an old-style rickroll, how about going all the way back to the Stone Age?
I've been trying to forge an internet meme out of "Leslie Roll'd" ever since Racer X caught me off guard with this. So far, no success.
| 520 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:02:00pm |
re: #509 esch
I heard they're looking for seed money.
/runs
Someone please get a bazzoka, please find the nearest military surplus store... OK go on e-bay... I got a flea to obliterate.
| 521 |
Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:02:12pm |
Cardinals are in the Superbowl. Ladies an gentlemen, hell has frozen over.
Looked them up on Wikipedia. 2 playoff wins in 60 years. Their last championship 1947, they had one prior to that in 1925 (how long has the NFL been around?)
And, get this, it's the longest currently running pro-football franchise. It was formed in 1898. Who knew?
| 522 |
Erik The Red Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:02:58pm |
re: #493 Dustyvet
Budweiser commercial aired only on the first anniversary of 9/11. It was not to promote their product , it was a tribute to those who were lost.
Hey dv its to early on a Sunday morning to get all misty eyed.
| 523 |
Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:03:31pm |
re: #495 ggt
Now Blagohair is crying that he can't call witnesses or some such thing. "I'm not getting a fair trial." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I really think this guy.....believes...he did nothing wrong!....
| 524 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:03:46pm |
re: #520 shanec99
Someone please get a bazzoka, please find the nearest military surplus store... OK go on e-bay... I got a flea to obliterate.
Ebay sells bazookas?...
| 525 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:03:46pm |
re: #521 Archimedes
Cardinals are in the Superbowl. Ladies an gentlemen, hell has frozen over.
Looked them up on Wikipedia. 2 playoff wins in 60 years. Their last championship 1947, they had one prior to that in 1925 (how long has the NFL been around?)
And, get this, it's the longest currently running pro-football franchise. It was formed in 1898. Who knew?
And people said ole Kurt Warner was washed up.
Next people will start begging for Lawrence Taylor to rejoin the Giants.
| 526 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:03:54pm |
re: #523 Inquisitive
I really think this guy.....believes...he did nothing wrong!....
He needs a psychiatrist.
| 527 |
gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:04:10pm |
re: #521 Archimedes
Cardinals are in the Superbowl. Ladies an gentlemen, hell has frozen over.
According to Coyote Blog, you're right on both counts.
| 528 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:04:31pm |
| 529 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:04:58pm |
re: #524 Dustyvet
Ebay sells bazookas?...
I heard you can get anything on ebay, even $3.7 million virgins. I wonder how much 72 of them would cost... (running out of fingers and toes).
| 530 |
Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:04:58pm |
| 531 |
Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:05:34pm |
re: #495 ggt
Now Blagohair is crying that he can't call witnesses or some such thing. "I'm not getting a fair trial." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Love that Name you have for him....My tongue always gets twisted when I say his name....I'll just start using....Blagohair....yep I like it!....
| 532 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:05:55pm |
re: #529 shanec99
I heard you can get anything on ebay, even $3.7 million virgins. I wonder how much 72 of them would cost... (running out of fingers and toes).
One more keyboard...LGF is getting spensive...:)
| 533 |
Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:06:06pm |
OK, the guys are discussing Arnheim, and my female friend is yawning.
This evening is heading down hill!
| 534 |
Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:06:51pm |
re: #525 shanec99
And people said ole Kurt Warner was washed up.
Next people will start begging for Lawrence Taylor to rejoin the Giants.
According to his former coach Deny Green, when Kurt has time he's the best pitch and catch QB ever, next to Joe Montana. He's proving a lot to me.
| 535 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:07:07pm |
re: #533 Dianna
OK, the guys are discussing Arnheim, and my female friend is yawning.
This evening is heading down hill!
Is it to late to start a game of Twister...:)
| 536 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:07:32pm |
re: #532 Dustyvet
One more keyboard...LGF is getting spensive...:)
Can you imagine what Allah's accounts payable manager said to himself after he read that report?
| 537 |
Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:08:00pm |
re: #533 Dianna
OK, the guys are discussing Arnheim, and my female friend is yawning.
This evening is heading down hill!
Sounds interesting. What are they saying about him?
| 538 |
Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:08:31pm |
re: #500 Hobbes
Yep. And, I also heard, don't know if it's true or not, that Blago is going on a talk show spree...the View, Larry King, etc....more "wonderful" press for the proud state of Illinois.
Gee.....why doesn't he be a stand-up guy.....leave the office....plead guilty....and just go to prison for....awhile!
| 539 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:08:33pm |
re: #528 Dustyvet
and twenty years in the pen...
I'm reminded of the scene in Goodfellas in which young Henry Hill is arrested for selling cigarettes out of the trunk of a car. He keeps telling the cops "I'ts ok, really it's Ok, it's all taken care of . . " They haul his a$$ away and he has to go before the judge.
| 540 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:08:41pm |
re: #536 shanec99
Can you imagine what Allah's accounts payable manager said to himself after he read that report?
Yeah...:) ROFLMAO...:)
| 541 |
Gretchen G.Tiger Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:09:29pm |
re: #531 Inquisitive
Love that Name you have for him....My tongue always gets twisted when I say his name....I'll just start using....Blagohair....yep I like it!....
It' is much easier and everyone knows who you are talking about.
| 542 |
Dianna Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:09:32pm |
re: #535 Dustyvet
Is it to late to start a game of Twister...:)
We're all over 40. So, yeah.
Leaving me aside, of course.
| 543 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:09:52pm |
re: #532 Dustyvet
One more keyboard...LGF is getting spensive...:)
Right about now Allah's accounting department must be mad at the whole Hamas outfit...
Allah may soon be asking for a Bailout with TARP funds.
| 544 |
Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:09:54pm |
re: #527 gmsc
According to Coyote Blog, you're right on both counts.
Well, there you have it, concrete proof! Good job, gmsc!
| 545 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:10:31pm |
re: #517 Inquisitive
Amazing to me too.....they let them go on and do all the damage they do....and then decide to let the courts take care of them....hopefully...it won't happen this time....info got released...for all to know...they couldn't shove it under the rug... turn a blind eye...or a deaf ear...got to do something about it for sure...this time.....I don't think they would have..if it hadn't been for Obama's name being involved...
The really worst part for me was hearing no one on the judiciary committee knew how to conduct an impeachment hearing. The spokesperson admitted they had no clue because no one had ever been impeached.
No wonder Blagojevich is saying this is not legal. But the proximity to the Messiah-King means this has to be a public throwing under the bus.
| 546 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:11:28pm |
re: #542 Dianna
We're all over 40. So, yeah.
Leaving me aside, of course.
I'm 61...of I played we'd need the fire department...:)
| 547 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:12:49pm |
| 548 |
Wendya Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:13:06pm |
| 550 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:14:00pm |
re: #546 Dustyvet
I'm 61...of I played we'd need the fire department...:)
Not from what I hear... in your case the Coast Guard and some ecologically sensitive Liberals would do... you know its almost that time of the year for the annual "Save the Whales" convention.
| 551 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:14:28pm |
re: #539 ggt
I'm reminded of the scene in Goodfellas in which young Henry Hill is arrested for selling cigarettes out of the trunk of a car. He keeps telling the cops "I'ts ok, really it's Ok, it's all taken care of . . " They haul his a$$ away and he has to go before the judge.
Blagohair will get his cherry popped good, I would bet.
| 552 |
Render Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:14:33pm |
re: #518 Dustyvet
There is an interesting back story on that Mustang...
[Link: www.bradbowling.com...]
Current owner is a putz.
AH
WELL,
R
| 553 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:15:07pm |
re: #550 shanec99
Not from what I hear... in your case the Coast Guard and some ecologically sensitive Liberals would do... you know its almost that time of the year for the annual "Save the Whales" convention.
Huh?
| 554 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:15:47pm |
| 555 |
gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:16:23pm |
re: #544 Archimedes
Well, there you have it, concrete proof! Good job, gmsc!
You're welcome. Oh, and here's something for you, Archimedes:
;)
| 556 |
Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:17:04pm |
re: #545 FurryOldGuyJeans
The really worst part for me was hearing no one on the judiciary committee knew how to conduct an impeachment hearing. The spokesperson admitted they had no clue because no one had ever been impeached.
No wonder Blagojevich is saying this is not legal. But the proximity to the Messiah-King means this has to be a public throwing under the bus.
Well....Blagohair is going to be finding out soon whether it is legal or not.....course they could just be going through the motions to make it look good since it got so much publicity.....and as I "said" before....if the Obama name had not been involved....we wouldn't even have gotten this far......That's where he messed up......
| 557 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:17:07pm |
| 558 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:18:22pm |
re: #556 Inquisitive
Well....Blagohair is going to be finding out soon whether it is legal or not.....course they could just be going through the motions to make it look good since it got so much publicity.....and as I "said" before....if the Obama name had not been involved....we wouldn't even have gotten this far......That's where he messed up......
He messed up by getting caught. The O name is just a zinger.
| 559 |
Hard Right Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:18:43pm |
| 560 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:19:34pm |
re: #552 Render
There is an interesting back story on that Mustang...
[Link: www.bradbowling.com...]
Current owner is a putz.
AH
WELL,
R
Putz ain't the word...:( And I'll bet that Mustang is shell of it's former self...:(
| 561 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:19:36pm |
| 562 |
Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:19:45pm |
re: #548 Wendya
Aren't they a baseball team?
;)
The baseball team I grew up with, and one of the best franchises in sports. The polar opposite of the football Cardinals. It was doubly confusing when both teams were in the same city!
| 563 |
Inquisitive Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:20:17pm |
re: #547 FurryOldGuyJeans
Oooh, strip twister? ;)
Yeah.....right......I don't even want to vision myself doing that.....
/if you didn't want me to play...all you had to do was say so
| 564 |
Dustyvet Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:20:58pm |
| 565 |
gmsc Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:21:26pm |
re: #521 Archimedes
Cardinals are in the Superbowl. Ladies an gentlemen, hell has frozen over.
Looked them up on Wikipedia. 2 playoff wins in 60 years. Their last championship 1947, they had one prior to that in 1925 (how long has the NFL been around?)
And, get this, it's the longest currently running pro-football franchise. It was formed in 1898. Who knew?
re: #548 Wendya
Aren't they a baseball team?
;)
That must be why they only won 2 football playoffs in 60 years.
| 566 |
Hard Right Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:21:27pm |
re: #561 FurryOldGuyJeans
You ain't bogarting MY Icy-Hot! ;)
Don't worry, I have my own. In fact, I'm set for the apocolypse.
| 567 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:22:35pm |
re: #553 Dustyvet
Huh?
I hear that you and i have similar builds, and people would mistake me for a beached whale if I were ever in such a game.
Only the Coast Guard with harpoons and nets could save us if we were engaged in that game my friend.
| 568 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:22:46pm |
re: #564 Dustyvet
Hush, I can't find my house keys again...:)
*jingle-jingle-jingle* *GULP!* *swallow*
*UURP*
Ok
| 569 |
FurryOldGuyJeans Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:23:37pm |
re: #566 Hard Right
Don't worry, I have my own. In fact, I'm set for the apocolypse.
Hmmm, a week's supply for me that is. ;)
| 570 |
Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:25:33pm |
re: #555 gmsc
You're welcome. Oh, and here's something for you, Archimedes:
;)
LOL Where did you find that? Yeah, glad to see others out there appreciate the greatest mathematician and engineer in antiquity.
| 571 |
Archimedes Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:26:08pm |
re: #565 gmsc
That must be why they only won 2 football playoffs in 60 years.
You solved the riddle!
| 572 |
shanec99 Sat, Jan 24, 2009 11:30:43pm |
re: #570 Archimedes
LOL Where did you find that? Yeah, glad to see others out there appreciate the greatest mathematician and engineer in antiquity.
Archemedes is celebrated in the Sicilian coastal town of Siracusa. An old Sicilian discussed Achemeds' investion with me and how it scared away invaders.
| 575 |
soxfan4life Sun, Jan 25, 2009 7:00:08am |
re: #9 Kosh's Shadow
I think the White House needs an exorcism, but to cast out the evil entity that moved in last Tuesday. Maybe there was more than one evil entity. I can just see WAB's head spinning around.
(NOTE- I'm not suggesting any actual action, except maybe making a nice animated "Exorcist" parody.)
I think an enema would be more effictive in removing the current resident of the White House.
| 576 |
baconeatingkaffir Sun, Jan 25, 2009 7:17:48am |
How about a seance in the whitehouse? or a witch doctor? I am thinking more along the lines of Nel Carter and Chevy Chase in"Modern Problems" hehehe "Demons.. get yo ass outta that boy!"
| 577 |
2-Drink Minimum Sun, Jan 25, 2009 7:30:39am |
I got your sage wand . . . f'n idiots!
| 578 |
RubyTuesday Sun, Jan 25, 2009 7:33:01am |
Couldn't slog thru all the 500+ posts, so sorry if this is a rerun.
The immediate thought that went thru my mind was "That voodoo that you do so well..."
With apologies to Cole Porter and dedicated to the blue kool-aid drinkers:
I was mighty blue,
thought my life was through,
till the heavens opened,
and I gazed at you.
Won't you tell me, dear,
Why, when you appear,
something happens to me
and the strangest feeling
goes through me?
You do something to me,
something that simply mystifies me.
Tell me, why should it be
you have the power to hypnotize me?
Let me live 'neath your spell,
Do do that voodoo
that you do so well.
For you do something to me
that nobody else could do!
You do something to me,
something that simply mystifies me.
Tell me, why should it be
you have the power to hypnotize me?
Let me live 'neath your spell,
Do do that voodoo
that you do so well.
For you do something to me
that nobody else could do!
Since you came my way
I am bound to say
things I once thought gloomy
now both bright and gay.
I'm so happy now,
and I'm sure somehow,
of this transformation
there can be but
one explanation:
You do something to me,
something that simply mystifies me.
Tell me, why should it be
you have the power to hypnotize me?
Let me live 'neath your spell,
Do do that voodoo
that you do so well.
For you do something to me
that nobody else could do!
You do something to me,
something that simply mystifies me.
Tell me, why should it be
you have the power to hypnotize me?
Let me live 'neath your spell,
Do do that voodoo
that you do so well.
For you do something to me
that nobody else could do!
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Charles Johnson Sun, Jan 25, 2009 8:24:04am |
CofactorMatrix: I don't know where you got the idea that racist slurs are welcome at LGF. Your account is history.
| 581 |
Colonel Panik Sun, Jan 25, 2009 8:44:03am |
re: #35 Killgore Trout
Native Americans take great offense when new age hippies bastardize their religious rituals.
They're called Cherohonkees.
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kansas Sun, Jan 25, 2009 8:46:24am |
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path Sun, Jan 25, 2009 8:47:56am |
re: #493 Dustyvet
Budweiser commercial aired only on the first anniversary of 9/11. It was not to promote their product , it was a tribute to those who were lost.
I was thinking of the one where the horses & wagon travel over the Brooklyn Bridge into the city and then "bow" in the scene showing where the Twin Towers used to be. Still brings tears to my eyes.
| 585 |
Ayeless in Ghazi Sun, Jan 25, 2009 12:25:00pm |
re: #111 Dianna
That holistic healer is an idiot.
Clearing someone elses' "energy" is a fairly simple matter, magically speaking, and is fairly low-key.
At the risk of seeming intolerant, I'm going to point out that there's no such thing as magic. There's no right way or wrong way to do something that isn't real.
| 586 |
Spiny Norman Sun, Jan 25, 2009 12:43:08pm |
re: #510 Render
Awesome stuff but...
The original Bullitt Mustang was not a Shelby GT500 or GT350. It was a '68 Ford GT390. The bad guys were in a '68 Dodge Charger 440 R/T. The Mustang had to be modified a fair amount to stay with the Charger.
The engine and transmission sounds were dubbed from a full race Ford GT-40 at speed.
[Link: auto.howstuffworks.com...]
MY
STUFF,
R
Carroll Shelby was rather underwhelmed by the 390, which is why he put the 428CJ in the GT500 (he used the 427FE in the early '67s until he couldn't get anymore).
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