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1 Age Of Freedom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:33:51pm

What a douchebag

2 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:34:16pm

The Today show ain't what it once was?

3 so.cal.swede  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:34:48pm
I have in my hand a piece of paper, signed by Mr. Hitler, in which he assures us that there will be no war in Europe.
4 mean Gene  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:34:53pm

I gotta give him credit: as crazy as he's sounded over the years, at least he's been consistent.
His hatred of Israel over-arched all else.

5 Opinionated  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:35:04pm

I would piss on him if he was on fire.

Also if he wasn't.

6 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:35:19pm

Carter trusts Hamas to do exactly what Carter wants done - destroy Israel and kill Jews.

He is an anti-Semitic, terrorist-loving asshole.

7 Blackacre  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:35:26pm

There's good reason why Jimmy was the inaugural Idiotarian of the Year. Unfortunately, he's like a bad penny and that refuses to go away. That doddering old idiot.

8 lawhawk  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:35:32pm

Nothing says trust quite like addled former President Carter saying you can trust Hamas.

Who does he think he is? Joe Izuzu?

9 Gearhead  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:35:58pm

I do trust Hamas, Mr. Prez, to fire first, to break cease fires, to engage in atrocities, and to blame Israel for it all.

10 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:36:01pm

Jimmy, why don't you go watch TV? Jeff Dunham is on. He has a Peanut. Leave the grown-up discussions to the adults

11 mean Gene  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:36:08pm

Whatever happened to Joe Izuzu?

12 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:36:22pm

Mr Carter can go first in trusting hamas- he can send his wife and daughter to live in gaza as a token of that trust.

13 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:36:48pm

re: #11 mean Gene

Whatever happened to Joe Izuzu?

My all-time favorite car commercials!

14 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:36:59pm

Carter hits bottom, keeps digging, comes out the other side in China, turns around, keeps digging.

15 DeafDog  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:37:12pm

BTW - In the category of those who do learn from the past are destined to repeat it.......the similarities between Carter's 1976 Campaign and Obama's in 2008 are striking. They both ran good campaigns.

Carter flunked in office and since.

16 Age Of Freedom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:37:32pm

What the hell... The settlers in the west bank shouldn't even be compared to the Hamas or the "problems" in the so-called conflict. What a BS host.

17 rockman  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:37:35pm

There's no fool like an old tool.

18 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:37:39pm

re: #12 Sharmuta

Mr Carter can go first in trusting hamas- he can send his wife and daughter to live in gaza as a token of that trust.

The hell with that, just make em live in a home built by "Habitat for Humanity"

19 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:37:45pm

re: #8 lawhawk

Nothing says trust quite like addled former President Carter saying you can trust Hamas.

Who does he think he is? Joe Izuzu?

Carter seems possessed by some sort of evil demon.

Should we call him Joe Pazuzu?

20 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:37:57pm

re: #12 Sharmuta

Mr Carter can go first in trusting hamas- he can send his wife and daughter to live in gaza as a token of that trust.

If he trusts Hamas so much, he should live in Sderot for a while, without telling Hamas that he's there. Let's see how far he can run when the alarms go off.

21 gmsc  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:38:16pm

re: #11 mean Gene

Whatever happened to Joe Izuzu?

Well, Isuzu has dropped the ad campaign, but David Leisure is still working.

22 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:39:05pm

He must be getting a LOT of money or he is just a horrid person or maybe both.

23 opnion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:39:15pm

It is a mystery why Carter is treated with respect as a serious person, rather than being medicated & spending his days sitting by a duck pond.

24 Marvo76  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:39:21pm

I think he has been into brother billy's beer stash again....either that or he has a terminal case of cranial/rectal orifice immersion syndrome...

25 Gearhead  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:40:17pm

"Be vewy quiet, Mewwedith, I'm hunting wabbits."

26 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:40:37pm
27 LGoPs  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:40:45pm

Why doesn't this disgrace just go away.........

28 mean Gene  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:40:46pm

re: #21 gmsc

Oh, he ended up on a soap.
I'll never see him again.
Years ago I used to visit an aunt once a month.
During that one afternoon a month, over the four years, I could completely figure out everything that was going on the various soaps in the background.
Ugh!

29 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:41:05pm

re: #23 opnion

It is a mystery why Carter is treated with respect as a serious person, rather than being medicated & spending his days sitting by a duck pond.

Better; he should live near a rabbit warren.

30 itellu3times  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:41:45pm

I have nothing new to add.

Neither does he.

Trying to relive his golden days, which in retrospect he lucked into as much as anything, and apparently hasn't had a new thought or followed events since then.

31 opnion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:41:56pm

Before we are too hard on Carter, let's remember that he heroically fended off a killer rabbit seeking to scuttle his canoe & then move on to world domination.

32 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:42:02pm

re: #20 Kosh's Shadow

If he trusts Hamas so much, he should live in Sderot for a while, without telling Hamas that he's there. Let's see how far he can run when the alarms go off.

I like that idea too.

33 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:42:14pm

re: #26 Iron Fist

Who is James Earl Carter really working for?


SSSSHHHHH! You're not supposed to say his middle name!

[wait, why does this sound familiar?]

34 tackle  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:42:22pm

I love the running caption during the interview:
Presidential Wisdom
We Can Have Peace in the Holy Land.
Uh, no, and no.
Did he write that himself?

35 Kragar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:42:26pm

Who ever thought Billy would go down as the respectable Carter?

36 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:43:04pm

re: #35 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Who ever thought Billy would go down as the respectable Carter?

Billy I think.

37 VioletTiger  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:43:08pm

He doesn't consider Hamas a terrorist organization? He's an ass.

38 gmsc  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:43:17pm

re: #33 Occasional Reader

SSSSHHHHH! You're not supposed to say his middle name!

[wait, why does this sound familiar?]

Trivia: Carter was the only president sworn into office with his nickname instead of his formal name.

39 opnion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:43:18pm

re: #29 Kosh's Shadow

Better; he should live near a rabbit warren.

He is the terror of bunnies everywhere.

40 Dad O' Blondes  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:43:36pm

It is profoundly wrong for this former President -- or any former President -- to insert their opinion and suggested policies on matters of the State.

This man had his time.

I'd actually rather hear directly from Obama -- get him on TV to answer these questions.

.

41 Bloodnok  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:43:43pm

Jimmah (roughly translated): "Come on, Charlie Brown. Kick the football."

42 Age Of Freedom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:43:54pm

The host even tells Carter that Hamas' goal is the destruction of Israel, but Jimmah remains a fucking moonbat.

43 gmsc  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:43:59pm

re: #29 Kosh's Shadow

Better; he should live near a rabbit warren.

...in Gaza City.

44 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:44:12pm

Will someone please tell this clueless old prick that his 15 minutes are up?

45 tfc3rid  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:44:39pm

Carter is a traitor to this country. His antics are unworthy of him being referred to under the title of President of the United States.

46 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:46:12pm

When your enemy wants to "help," he does not mean you.

Carter is a Jewish suicide pill. Take his advice and there is no need to call in the morning....

47 SurferDoc  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:46:31pm

Jimmy Carter is proof that a persistent, determined idiot can survive his own serial stupidities.

*spit*

48 unreconstructed rebel  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:46:46pm

Jimmy, please. Stick to hammering & sawing.

49 shaker  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:46:56pm

It is the Jews who make the Holy Land holy. Jimmy Carter should know that.

50 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:47:25pm

Today Show banner
PRESIDENTIAL WISDOM
*Spit*

On another note - iam7545 is overtaking winston06 for many of the bottom comments.
Good job!

51 Hhar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:47:29pm

Presidential "wisdom"?

gggggggggggggggggg

52 Guanxi88  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:47:31pm

Seriously, WTF does this old guy think or hope to gain by making such an absolute fool of himself every single time he opens his damned mouth?

I'd say he was in the pay of the terrorists and their supporters, but I honestly don't think they'd have to pay him to do this.

It's like he thinks he didn't already punish the country enough while he was in office, and he's enjoined by a divine power to make it right.

53 unreconstructed rebel  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:47:38pm

re: #47 SurferDoc

Jimmy Carter is proof that a persistent, determined idiot can survive his own serial stupidities.

*spit*

Every middle-schooler can tell you that shit floats.

54 LGoPs  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:47:40pm

re: #23 opnion

It is a mystery why Carter is treated with respect as a serious person, rather than being medicated & spending his days sitting by a duck pond.

Not really a mystery. More an ever present reminder of how the media determines the 'salinity' of the water we all swim in. To them he is representative and thus given weight.
In contrast, I recall the derision for Barry Goldwater, up until the very end when in seeming senility he started espousing liberal ideas and lo and behold he became an elder statesman and was resurrected by the media just to stick it in conservatives eyes........
Bastards, all of 'em

55 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:47:48pm

Talk about a waste of breathing oxygen: Obama is sitting with Hilliary and Mitchell in the Oval Office discussing the sending of Mitchell of on his romp to the Middle East.

56 Silhouette  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:48:00pm

He's got so much of the US fooled that he is a nice guy who builds houses for the poor, who is merely "weak" on foreign policy. The MSM is complicit in that intentional misconception.

57 midwestgak  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:48:13pm

re: #49 shaker

Actually, I think it's Someone else that makes it Holy.

58 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:48:16pm

re: #48 unreconstructed rebel

Jimmy, please. Stick to hammering & sawing.

Correction...

Jimmy, please. Stick to hammer & sickling.

59 Opinionated  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:48:30pm

His book:

We can have peace in the Holy Land

Rejected title

Dead Jews for Dummies

60 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:48:33pm

re: #3 so.cal.swede

Upding for stealing my thoughts, exactly what I was going to allude too, when I post........"another Neville Chamberlain moment"

61 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:01pm

re: #50 unrealizedviewpoint

Today Show banner
PRESIDENTIAL WISDOM
*Spit*

On another note - iam7545 is overtaking winston06 for many of the bottom comments.
Good job!

Well, it figures, since he is totally incapable of debating a point.

62 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:02pm

re: #49 shaker

It is the Jews who make the Holy Land holy. Jimmy Carter should know that.


Jimmy Carter doesnt know Jack Shite

63 Paul  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:08pm

If Carter was a plain fool, I might forgive him. But he's an intelligent man who knows exactly what he's saying, and it's unforgivable.

He's a miserable weasel who has inflicted so much damage on this country since 1976. I think that he hates the United States because we kicked his sorry ass out of the White House in 1980.

64 jorline  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:12pm

I always knew Carter had a peanut sized brain.

65 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:16pm

re: #38 gmsc

Trivia: Carter was the only president sworn into office with his nickname instead of his formal name.

I remember that, in fact. I was sure that The One was going to use that as precedent to insist that he not be sworn in with his middle name. But he didn't.

66 Guanxi88  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:20pm

I mean, has the guy ever once sided with the USA? Ever?

I'd even count if he rooted for our athletes at the Olympics, really I would.

67 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:25pm

Obama, Hilliary, and Mitchell are gonna be listening and learning? To What?

68 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:47pm

Carter would like all Jews to die, either by suicide or via Hamas. That's all-JUST DIE JOOOOS DIE.

69 Kragar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:49:52pm

Just listened to the whole thing and Carter is a lying two faced sack of shit.

70 LGoPs  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:50:00pm

Carter is an oxygen thief. He's breathing air that we might need some day.........

71 Gearhead  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:50:34pm

re: #66 Guanxi88

I mean, has the guy ever once sided with the USA? Ever?

I'd even count if he rooted for our athletes at the Olympics, really I would.

He did stay in the Rose Garden and let Ronald Reagan win in '80. Does that count?

72 jamgarr  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:50:36pm

Jimmy can kiss my shiny metal ass!

73 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:50:44pm

re: #66 Guanxi88

I mean, has the guy ever once sided with the USA? Ever?

I'd even count if he rooted for our athletes at the Olympics, really I would.

I think he did at the Moscow Olympics? Oh yeah, we didn't go?

74 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:50:49pm

Jimmy: One state solution a disaster. Nuance!

75 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:51:01pm

re: #69 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Just listened to the whole thing and Carter is a lying two faced sack of shit.

Not exactly a "Bruce Willis is dead, too!" surprise ending, is it?

76 wrenchwench  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:51:07pm

re: #69 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Just listened to the whole thing and Carter is a lying two faced sack of shit.

Those are the words I was looking for....

77 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:51:25pm

"they've done some bad things".

78 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:51:42pm

re: #48 unreconstructed rebel

Jimmy, please. Stick to hammering & sawing.


Apparently even does a bad job with that. They are now falling apart because of unskilled labor working on them.
Did ya hear about this robert reicccchhhhh!

79 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:51:50pm

No SERIOUS rocket fire by Hamas.

Just SILLY HOMEMADE ROCKET stuff.

80 mean Gene  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:51:56pm

re: #70 LGoPs

Carter is an oxygen thief. He's breathing air that we might need some day.........

Don't start down THAT slippery slope.
There are too many willing to follow you with their own standards of who lives or dies.

81 gmsc  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:51:57pm

re: #60 A Kiwi Infidel

Upding for stealing my thoughts, exactly what I was going to allude too, when I post........"another Neville Chamberlain moment"

Jimmy Carter=Neville Chamberlain
Bill Clinton=Wilt Chamberlain

82 sngnsgt  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:51:58pm

Jimmah Cattah and Slick Willy Clinton, worst Presidents of my lifetime.

83 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:02pm

With all disrespect intended, you sir, Mr. Carter, are an utter failure as a president, and an utter failure as a human being. You are also a s---head, a f---tard and a douchenozzle.

Do us all a favor, go have carnal relations with yourself with a chainsaw.

84 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:04pm

re: #77 WriterMom

"they've done some bad things".

I would have smacked him...

85 opnion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:05pm

re: #54 LGoPs

Not really a mystery. More an ever present reminder of how the media determines the 'salinity' of the water we all swim in. To them he is representative and thus given weight.
In contrast, I recall the derision for Barry Goldwater, up until the very end when in seeming senility he started espousing liberal ideas and lo and behold he became an elder statesman and was resurrected by the media just to stick it in conservatives eyes........
Bastards, all of 'em

You know, I had forgotten that Goldwater went to the other side in his final years. Really a shame.

86 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:13pm

So Obama, Hilliary and Mitchell are in the Oval Office discussing the details of the Middle East? Who has the umbrella?

87 Guanxi88  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:15pm

re: #69 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Just listened to the whole thing and Carter is a lying two faced sack of shit.

I knew that before I listened. So did you.

88 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:21pm

I'll trust Hamas, if, for a period of 5 consecutive years, they refrain from flinging explosives at Israel, they no longer say that they want Israel gone, they remove all reference to the destruction of Israel or Jews from their charter, they become known for rebuilding the infrastructure of Gaza, they become known for teaching their children the ways of peace and harmony, they condemn any and all terrorist actions taken in the name of Islam, and they do what they say for the same 5 years.

Is that too much to ask?

Somebody get Jimmy on the line, I've just come up with a way to salvage his legacy.

89 mean Gene  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:25pm

re: #79 WriterMom

No SERIOUS rocket fire by Hamas.

Just SILLY HOMEMADE ROCKET stuff.

Just kind of like firecrackers, right?

90 saylorfam  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:33pm

I was never so happy as when Reagan won in 1980 and made Mr. Carter redundant. I felt like the campaign Carter ran was much like the Obama campaign with lots of smoke but no substance. I hated the way he diminished our stature on the world stage.
His son Chip, visited my college during the campaign. I was not impressed by him either. Isn't sad when cousins marry?

91 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:52:58pm

Oh and before Mitchell is off to the Middle East, who did he have a meeting with? Carter!

92 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:53:02pm

re: #77 WriterMom

"they've done some bad things".

Yes, those loveable rogues of Hamas. Such irrepressible scamps!

/spit

93 Silhouette  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:53:34pm

This is a guy who loved Arafat.

He and Rosalynn joined with Arafat in laughing at Reagan while Reagan was the sitting President of the US.

Arafat, for his part, railed against the Reagan administration and its alleged “betrayals.” Rosalynn Carter, taking notes for her husband, interjected, “You don’t have to convince us!” Brinkley records that this “elicited gales of laughter all round.”

Can YOU imagine joining with a filthy murderer to trash the leader of your country just because he is of the opposite political party?

94 Soona'  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:54:24pm

re: #67 Nevergiveup

Obama, Hilliary, and Mitchell are gonna be listening and learning? To What?

To whoever the people are that are running the presidency right now. I've said before; Obama is nothing but a sock puppet.

95 mean Gene  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:54:39pm

re: #91 Nevergiveup

Oh and before Mitchell is off to the Middle East, who did he have a meeting with? Carter!

You know....moonbat or not, you gotta be pretty proud of George.
Rising back this far after his failed music career and all of those arrests for sex in park bathrooms.
/

96 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:54:53pm

What the two-state solution must comprise: NO JOOOS.

97 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:54:56pm

23:47 Carter: Israel faces catastrophe if Mideast peace process not revived (AP)

The voice of the Democratic party?

98 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:55:16pm

re: #93 Silhouette

What are you quoting from?

99 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:55:21pm

re: #70 LGoPs

Oxygen thief! Good one. LOL.

100 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:55:29pm

"We Can Have Peace If Only the Jews Would Just Please Die Off Or Get Killed And Stuff".

101 Cognito  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:55:45pm

Heck, Hamas doesn't trust itself.

cf.: The Totally Legit Probe.™

102 Kenneth  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:55:58pm

Hamas can be trusted to do exactly what their charter says.

103 jelo  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:56:02pm

What I saw, was that Carter was there pushing his book at the expense of Israel. All along, knowing that the moonbats watching the stupid show would suck up all his BS and spend the $25, read the book, and feel enlightened.

104 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:56:33pm
105 opnion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:56:36pm

re: #90 saylorfam

I was never so happy as when Reagan won in 1980 and made Mr. Carter redundant. I felt like the campaign Carter ran was much like the Obama campaign with lots of smoke but no substance. I hated the way he diminished our stature on the world stage.
His son Chip, visited my college during the campaign. I was not impressed by him either. Isn't sad when cousins marry?

Ok you said it! I was going to seriously suggest that there seemed to be some inbreeding in the Carter family tree. Not to try to be funny, I just always thought so.

106 Kragar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:56:43pm

re: #87 Guanxi88

I knew that before I listened. So did you.

I did, I just like to confirm it every now and then.

107 unreconstructed rebel  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:56:53pm

re: #78 newsjunkie_ky

Apparently even does a bad job with that. They are now falling apart because of unskilled labor working on them.

Really? The local ones around hear are well built. After Hurricane Andrew down in Homestead only the habitat houses & those built under the old southern building code made it. All the recent development stuff was flattened.

108 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:56:59pm

re: #102 Kenneth

Hamas can be trusted to do exactly what their charter says.

Oh, that... they were just horsin' around, you know, locker-room talk kinda stuff.

/

109 alegrias  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:57:11pm

Is this any way to speak of a beloved democrat ex-President who is still an icon to democrats? (sarc)

Did anyone in that crowd of millions or any media, boo & hiss Carter on inaugural day last week?

Consider who loves this loser & still takes him seriously.

110 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:57:27pm

re: #69 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

It's not just that he is a liar-it is just an unfortunate fact-an inconvenient truth-that Jimmy Carter is solely motivated by his pathological hatred of Jews, and a wish for Israel to be destroyed, replaced by another Muslim state. He is a friend of terrorists and a pathetic blight on American history and the office of the President.

111 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:57:44pm

re: #108 Occasional Reader

Oh, that... they were just horsin' around, you know, locker-room talk kinda stuff.

/

Yeah all they really want to do is give the Jews a few swirly's and send them on their way.

112 Kragar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:57:50pm

re: #93 Silhouette

This is a guy who loved Arafat.

He and Rosalynn joined with Arafat in laughing at Reagan while Reagan was the sitting President of the US.


Can YOU imagine joining with a filthy murderer to trash the leader of your country just because he is of the opposite political party?

No, but then I'm not a Democrat.

113 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:57:53pm

re: #102 Kenneth

Yo Kenneth!

114 mindy1  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:57:57pm

Anyone who repects hamas is just an ass

115 DeafDog  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:57:58pm

re: #104 taxfreekiller

eteled

deteled evitilpxe

116 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:58:08pm

re: #50 unrealizedviewpoint

...iam7545 is overtaking winston06 for many of the bottom comments. Good job!

What thread?

117 Guanxi88  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:58:21pm

re: #106 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I did, I just like to confirm it every now and then.

Why put yourself through that? Get a root canal or something.

118 Kenneth  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:58:30pm

re: #96 WriterMom

It's the Two-State Two Step!

119 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:58:37pm

re: #81 gmsc

Jimmy Carter=Neville Chamberlain
Bill Clinton=Wilt Chamberlain

Barak Obama=Joba Chamberlain

120 opnion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:58:41pm

re: #100 WriterMom

"We Can Have Peace If Only the Jews Would Just Please Die Off Or Get Killed And Stuff".

Didn't the sainted Gandhi opine that suicide was the honorable thing for Jews during the Holocaust?

121 offendi  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:58:56pm

You would think Carter would just be happy that our fellow citizens saps voted in his second coming, Hope n' Changey, but no.

I though religious people like Carter would have a sense of shame. After all he was responsible for the Ayatollahs taking over Iran because he did not like the Shah's " human rights" record. Well Jimmy, how many people did the Ayatollahs kill?

Obama is going down the same path, willing to "negotiate" with Iran. These guys are unfortunately a lot smarter than our celebrity-neophyte President.

As for Jimmy, my personal feelings are that his state funeral, when the time comes, should be held in an outhouse. Sorry, that's how I feel.

122 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:59:01pm
123 Kenneth  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:59:08pm

re: #113 WriterMom

Yo Moma!

124 alegrias  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:59:22pm

re: #93 Silhouette

This is a guy who loved Arafat.

He and Rosalynn joined with Arafat in laughing at Reagan while Reagan was the sitting President of the US.


Can YOU imagine joining with a filthy murderer to trash the leader of your country just because he is of the opposite political party?

* * * *
Can you imagine inviting Arafat to be your most favored guest in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for eight years, 1993-2000?

125 Silhouette  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:59:24pm

re: #98 Occasional Reader

What are you quoting from?

Carterpalooza

126 doppelganglander  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:59:32pm

The History Channel re-ran its "The Presidents" series during Inauguration Week. The final episode, covering Carter, Reagan, GHWB, Clinton, and GWB, was just revolting. Carter is presented as this wise, deeply religious man who was just overwhelmed by events beyond his control. He actually sits there with a straight face claiming he was ecstatic when the hostages were released moments after Reagan was sworn in, because all he wanted was to get them out. Right, like he wasn't furious at being humiliated like that. Then, of course, Reagan is presented as the guy whose wife consulted astrologers, and some talking bonehead claims Reagan really had nothing to do with the fall of the Berlin wall and the end of the Soviet Union. That's when I turned it off.

127 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 1:59:33pm

re: #119 tommygum

Barak Obama=Joba Chamberlain

how so?

128 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:00:03pm

re: #123 Kenneth

No Yo MOMa

129 Kragar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:00:07pm

re: #117 Guanxi88

Why put yourself through that? Get a root canal or something.

Going the ingrown tow nail route. Rethinking my initial reaction. Exacto knife, wife snips, and needle nose pliers might not have been the way to go.

130 unreconstructed rebel  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:00:08pm

There is a cold beer in my refrigerator that requires my attention. Later.

131 debutaunt  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:00:22pm

re: #33 Occasional Reader

SSSSHHHHH! You're not supposed to say his middle name!

[wait, why does this sound familiar?]

I heard someone say that James Earl Jones had killed MLK. I laughed hysterically at the idea of that particular actor having any possible reason to do that deed.

132 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:00:39pm

Jimmy, mind if I call you by your familiar name? is like a weather vane: If he points North, go South. If he says "down", think "up". He's useful that way, plus he creates carbon dioxide which plants need to grow.

133 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:00:44pm

re: #107 unreconstructed rebel

Really? The local ones around hear are well built. After Hurricane Andrew down in Homestead only the habitat houses & those built under the old southern building code made it. All the recent development stuff was flattened.


“RESIDENTS of a model housing estate bankrolled by Hollywood celebrities and hand-built by Jimmy Carter, the former US president, are complaining that it is falling apart.
here

Fairway Oaks was built on northern Florida wasteland by 10,000 volunteers, including Carter, in a record 17-day “blitz” organised by the charity Habitat for Humanity.

Eight years later it is better known for cockroaches, mildew and mysterious skin rashes.

A forthcoming legal battle over Fairway Oaks threatens the reputation of a charity envied for the calibre of its celebrity supporters, who range from Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt to Colin Firth, Christian Bale and Helena Bonham Carter.

The case could challenge the bedrock philosophy behind Habitat for Humanity, claiming that using volunteers, rather than professional builders, is causing as many problems as it solves.

April Charney, a lawyer representing many of the 85 homeowners in Fairway Oaks, said she had no problems taking on Habitat for Humanity, despite its status as a “darling of liberal social activists”. She said the charity should have told people that part of the estate had been built on a rubbish dump. “

134 WriterMom  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:01:04pm

Where is David Simon these days.
DAVID SIMON WHERE ARE YOU?

135 opnion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:01:14pm

re: #124 alegrias

* * * *
Can you imagine inviting Arafat to be your most favored guest in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for eight years, 1993-2000?

Not with Yasser's hygine.

136 LGoPs  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:01:47pm

re: #80 mean Gene

Don't start down THAT slippery slope.
There are too many willing to follow you with their own standards of who lives or dies.

Didn't mean to imply anything should happen to him. I was using an old line we used to use in the Army for worthless mf'ers. Strongly as I feel about these liberal bastards I'd never advocate anything like that. I hold that distinction as a matter of pride in contrast to the tolerant liberal left *spit* who's only restraint from killing their opponents is that it's not yet legal to do so......
/Only partly sarcastic about that last point. Can't get the image of little Billy Ayers talking about needing to take care of about 25 million of us out of my head........

137 Silhouette  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:02:01pm

More from Carterpalooza

At their first meeting — in 1990 — Carter boasted of his toughness toward Israel, assuring Arafat at one point, “. . . you should not be concerned that I am biased. I am much more harsh with the Israelis.”

Carter volunteers to write speeches for Arafat to engender more sympathy

After Carter had that first meeting with Arafat, he went home and promptly served the PLO head as PR adviser and speechwriter. What do I mean? Listen to Brinkley: “On May 24 Carter drafted on his home computer the strategy and wording for a generic speech Arafat was to deliver soon for Western ears . . .” Said Carter, “The audience is not the Security Council, but the world community. The objective of the speech should be to secure maximum sympathy
138 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:02:20pm

re: #83 Jetpilot1101

With all disrespect intended, you sir, Mr. Carter, are an utter failure as a president, and an utter failure as a human being. You are also a s---head, a f---tard and a douchenozzle.

Do us all a favor, go have carnal relations with yourself with a chainsaw.

Douchenozzle!

Nothing like a Carter thread to bring out the creativity of Lizards.

139 Opinionated  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:02:27pm

Hamas is in may ways a mortal enemy of Fatah who he has championed previously [and still].

Rationally, even as a supporter of the "Palestinians" vis a vis Israel, Carter should not be touting Hamas.

But he cares less for the "Palestinians" then for choosing to support the most radical and vile Islamic terrorist Jew haters.

140 Kragar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:02:30pm

re: #124 alegrias

* * * *
Can you imagine inviting Arafat to be your most favored guest in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for eight years, 1993-2000?

Make sure you have either soundproofing or tiger repellant.

141 Kenneth  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:02:44pm

re: #128 WriterMom

No Yo MOMa

No... Yo Yo Ma!

142 J.S.  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:02:56pm

re: #116 Walter L. Newton

that'd be the "faith and monkey" thread...(actually, all you have to do is go to the side bar, check out the "bottom" comments, then click on the poster's name -- you'll see the Thread Name in blue, which you can then also access.)

143 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:03:19pm

re: #116 Walter L. Newton

What thread?

Upper left, this page, click on: 'Bottom Comments" - then click comment.

144 turn  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:03:29pm

Trust Hamas my ass. heh, first thing to pop into my head and it sort of even kind of rhymes ya know. Look out Buz, turn is getting the hang of this /

Seriously though, Carter deserved to get snubbed by the likes of Clinton. Is there a word for faux diplomacy?

145 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:03:31pm

re: #135 opnion

Not with Yasser's hygine.

Well with Obama now in charge, I guess you better get the Lincoln bedroom warmed up?

146 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:04:14pm

Just now listening to Rush's show from today. He just said the obamas are using the same west coast decorator that redid merrill lynch's office, with bailout money, to redo the White House.
Wonder how much it will cost us to redecorate the WH?

147 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:04:17pm

re: #133 newsjunkie_ky

I don't have a link, but I've seen claims by some of the residents who are not complaining that a lot of the problems could be solved with a good bottle of bleach ....

148 LGoPs  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:04:23pm

re: #132 David IV of Georgia

Jimmy, mind if I call you by your familiar name? is like a weather vane: If he points North, go South. If he says "down", think "up". He's useful that way, plus he creates carbon dioxide which plants need to grow.

Big agreement there. I use the ACLU in the same manner.......

149 unreconstructed rebel  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:04:54pm

re: #133 newsjunkie_ky

That's too bad. Hate to see Habitat getting a bad name.

Now that I think about it, the local one had had great guidance from professional builders, but more recently, the socialiteist volunteers have been getting uppity. Need to check on that.

150 Ringo the Gringo  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:05:00pm

Carter's body language, facial expressions and throat clearing indicate to me that even he know's he's full of shit.

151 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:05:10pm

re: #93 Silhouette

This is a guy who loved Arafat.

He and Rosalynn joined with Arafat in laughing at Reagan while Reagan was the sitting President of the US.

Can YOU imagine joining with a filthy murderer to trash the leader of your country just because he is of the opposite political party?

It's the democrap way.

152 opnion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:05:19pm

re: #145 Nevergiveup

Well with Obama now in charge, I guess you better get the Lincoln bedroom warmed up?


If he has Ayers or Wright over It will be under cover of darkness, crawling through a window.

153 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:05:23pm

re: #147 eschew_obfuscation

I don't have a link, but I've seen claims by some of the residents who are not complaining that a lot of the problems could be solved with a good bottle of bleach ....

Habitat Homes have become the new projects?

154 turn  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:05:41pm

re: #138 tommygum

Douchenozzle!

Nothing like a Carter thread to bring out the creativity of Lizards.

Gazunteight ...

155 offendi  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:05:48pm

Unfortunately the only thing that can save us from Obama is the Congress.
Depends on how many are up for re-election in 2010.

PS- Will they be fast-tracking citizenship for the Gitmo detainees?

156 quickjustice  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:06:33pm

For some strange reason, I suddenly crave a Billy Beer, I miss Miss Lillian, I'm lusting after women in my heart, I can't find a gas station with any gas, I'm fleeing a killer rabbit, and I think Americans have a national malaise.

Oh, I remember now. That "malaise" thing is true. Some Americans actually take Jimmy Carter seriously! ;-)

157 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:06:59pm

One of the worst jobs I had ever taken was made even worse when my boss at the time said, "Jimmy Carter is a very moral man". I knew I was in for one...

158 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:07:16pm
159 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:07:23pm

re: #94 Soona'

To whoever the people are that are running the presidency right now. I've said before; Obama is nothing but a sock puppet.

Obama is nothing but a jacksock.*

*Navy reference

160 alegrias  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:07:39pm

So Carter is pushing "Know Hamas, Know Peace" now. Surprise surprise.

Carter's still living in the Carter Era of Loserhood.

161 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:08:32pm
162 Soona'  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:09:21pm

re: #140 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Make sure you have either soundproofing or tiger repellant.

I could never sleep in a bed, when the person that slept in it before me doesn't believe in wiping with toilet paper.

163 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:09:30pm

re: #154 turn

Gazunteight ...

Dude! It's an actual word!

164 screaming_eagle  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:09:33pm

re: #155 offendi

Unfortunately the only thing that can save us from Obama is the Congress.
Depends on how many are up for re-election in 2010.

PS- Will they be fast-tracking citizenship for the Gitmo detainees?

Good luck with that. Have you tried getting ahold of either of you states Senators? I swear they prolly only have 1 operator each because they DON'T won't to hear from you.

165 offendi  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:09:50pm

I am hoping the Iranians offer Jimmy a beautiful retirement home, constucted right next to one of their nuclear facilities... heh heh.

166 Marvo76  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:09:53pm

re: #97 Nevergiveup

they might be the leaders of the middle east and get stuck with being the babysitter of all those arabs...

167 Maximu§  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:10:11pm

Theres a very warm place awaiting you when you pass away Mr. Carter, may I suggest you stock up on fire-rated clothes?

168 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:10:22pm

re: #163 jwb7605

Dude! It's an actual word!

And describes Jimmy quite well.

169 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:10:45pm

re: #77 WriterMom

"they've done some bad things".

And Jeffery Dahmer had an interesting taste in food.

170 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:11:09pm

re: #162 Soona'

I could never sleep in a bed, when the person that slept in it before me doesn't believe in wiping with toilet paper.

I only offer my left hand to shake with. Which come to think about it...I am getting the worse end of the deal...BUT the looks on their faces are priceless.

/plunges hand in bleach...

171 NYCHardhat  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:11:25pm

Carter's best.
Everything else he has done has been putrid.

172 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:11:47pm

re: #168 Jetpilot1101

And describes Jimmy quite well.

I have trouble settling on a single definition, though.

173 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:11:52pm

re: #169 Kosh's Shadow

And Jeffery Dahmer had an interesting taste in food.

You ever tried his hibachi dick meat?

174 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:11:56pm

re: #161 taxfreekiller

I checked out that home depot/illegal thing.

Lowe's is a nice place to shop.

175 offendi  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:11:58pm

re: #164 screaming_eagle

Hope and change never trumps re-election and perks.
Nancy and Harry will have their fingers up to the wind. Constantly.

176 turn  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:12:21pm

re: #163 jwb7605

Wow, ha! Learn something new ever day here at LGF.

177 NYCHardhat  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:12:36pm

re: #173 Nevergiveup

You ever tried his hibachi dick meat?

Reminds me of the Dahmer/Bobbitt joke.

178 turn  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:13:01pm

re: #168 Jetpilot1101

And describes Jimmy quite well.

Indeed it does.

"Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame. "

179 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:13:43pm

re: #127 Nevergiveup

The only other Chamberlain I could think of.

180 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:13:54pm

Everybody knows that Hamas is a charity, like the Lions Club, Shriners, Rotary, or Junior Achievement. Except for the murders of opposing "club" members, the rockets fired at civilians, the suicide attacks, the kidnappings, etc. Oh, and they don't appear to have any little cars for parades.

/

181 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:14:13pm

re: #179 tommygum

The only other Chamberlain I could think of.

Wilt?

182 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:14:32pm

re: #178 turn

Indeed it does.

"Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame. "

Which is why I have given it to him as an honorary middle name. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Jimmy "Douchenozzle" Carter.

Gives WWJD a whole new meaning: What Would Jimmy Do?

183 Kragar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:14:41pm

re: #169 Kosh's Shadow

And Jeffery Dahmer had an interesting taste in food.

Ike Turner had a way with the ladies.

184 screaming_eagle  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:15:04pm

re: #175 offendi

Yeh but arrogance gets in the way. Tunnel vision doesn't let reality creep in.

185 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:15:07pm

re: #173 Nevergiveup

You ever tried his hibachi dick meat?

I'll stick with Hebrew National Hot Dogs, thank you.

186 Soona'  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:15:27pm

re: #175 offendi

Hope and change never trumps re-election and perks.
Nancy and Harry will have their fingers up to the wind. Constantly.

They're a couple of windenfartbags.

187 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:15:40pm

re: #183 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ike Turner had a way with the ladies.

Micheal Vick had a way with dogs?

188 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:15:48pm

re: #180 OldLineTexan

Everybody knows that Hamas is a charity, like the Lions Club, Shriners, Rotary, or Junior Achievement. Except for the murders of opposing "club" members, the rockets fired at civilians, the suicide attacks, the kidnappings, etc. Oh, and they don't appear to have any little cars for parades.

/

No, they need larger cars to fit the bombs in.

189 alegrias  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:16:14pm

OT-- Spines Sighted Stiffening!

Reasons to Vote Against Stimulus

All House Republicans on the Appropriations Committee voted against the “stimulus bill” reported out of their panel last week. This portion of the stimulus legislation will be combined with the tax provisions (reported from the Ways and Means Committee last week also on a party-line vote, with all Republicans voting “no”) and scheduled for consideration by the full House on Wednesday. Rep. Mark Kirk of Illinois – a Republican member of the Appropriations Committee – prepared an analysis (see below the fold) for his colleagues last week. Looks like the Democrats are using the demand for stimulus to satiate their pent up demand for a lot of new spending unrelated to economic growth.

Arguments like these – from well-respected Republicans like Kirk – are emboldening many in the GOP to vote against this measure, which looks more like a funding platform for Democratic projects than source of economic stimulus.
Continue reading "Reasons to Vote Against Stimulus" »
Posted by Gary Andres at [Link: www.weeklystandard.com...]

190 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:16:20pm

re: #131 debutaunt

I heard someone say that James Earl Jones had killed MLK. I laughed hysterically at the idea of that particular actor having any possible reason to do that deed.

No, I believe that's correct. It was a duel, I think. Jones said something to MLK about "the circle is complete, the pupil has become the master", and MLK replied, "only a master of evil, Jones", and then something about "if you strike me down, I will only grow stronger". I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

191 Soona'  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:16:30pm

re: #183 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ike Turner had a way with the ladies.

Jimi Hendrix is dead.

192 Dianna  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:16:43pm

Why won't Carter go home and stay there? Can't he sit on his front porch and drink sweet tea while reminiscing about the old days?

Is that too much to ask?

193 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:17:01pm

re: #188 Kosh's Shadow

No, they need larger cars to fit the bombs in.

No! Horror! A larger carbon footprint?

NOW will Obama get it, maybe? They're POLLUTERS and AGW DENIERS!

194 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:17:32pm

re: #192 Dianna

Why won't Carter go home and stay there? Can't he sit on his front porch and drink sweet tea while reminiscing about the old days?

Is that too much to ask?

His front porch collapsed. He helped build it.

195 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:17:34pm

re: #174 David IV of Georgia

I checked out that home depot/illegal thing.

Lowe's is a nice place to shop.

A Lowe's opened up near where I live, and I've been going there recently. It is a little further away, but they generally have what I'm looking for, and have salespeople who can help me find it.

196 brookly red  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:18:00pm

re: #175 offendi

Hope and change never trumps re-election and perks.
Nancy and Harry will have their fingers up to the wind. Constantly.

why? they haven't listened so far... (I'll pass on the wind comments)

197 summergurl  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:18:14pm

re: #174 David IV of Georgia

I checked out that home depot/illegal thing.

Lowe's is a nice place to shop.

What link ?

198 screaming_eagle  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:18:29pm

re: #190 Occasional Reader

No, I believe that's correct. It was a duel, I think. Jones said something to MLK about "the circle is complete, the pupil has become the master", and MLK replied, "only a master of evil, Jones", and then something about "if you strike me down, I will only grow stronger". I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

No No No. Think Hot Shots.

And the old Navy way.
First guy to die-- LOSES

199 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:18:39pm

re: #192 Dianna

Why won't Carter go home and stay there? Can't he sit on his front porch and drink sweet tea while reminiscing about the old days?

Is that too much to ask?

Some people do seem to need forced retirement. Lots of names in the Senate; we could toss Jimmah on the list. Maybe no one would notice.

200 Soona'  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:19:20pm

re: #192 Dianna

Why won't Carter go home and stay there? Can't he sit on his front porch and drink sweet tea while reminiscing about the old days?

Is that too much to ask?

Do you think his family wants that douchenozzle hanging around the house? :)

201 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:19:25pm

re: #192 Dianna

Why won't Carter go home and stay there? Can't he sit on his front porch and drink sweet tea while reminiscing about the old days?

Because those pesky Jews just won't kill themselves, now will they?

202 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:19:48pm

re: #189 alegrias

...which looks more like a funding platform for Democratic projects than source of economic stimulus.

Oh give me a break. Does funding for free condoms which will stimulate the economy sound like a funding platform? Nancy said it will have pleanty of stimulation.
/

203 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:19:59pm

re: #201 Occasional Reader

Because those pesky Jews just won't kill themselves, now will they?

Where is Gandhi when you need him?

204 LGoPs  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:20:54pm

And describes Jimmy quite well.

re: #178 turn

Indeed it does.

"Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame. "

And those are just the good things we can say about him..........

205 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:20:58pm

re: #202 Walter L. Newton

Oh give me a break. Does funding for free condoms which will stimulate the economy sound like a funding platform? Nancy said it will have pleanty of stimulation.
/

Oh. Ribbed free condoms. Now I get it.

206 screaming_eagle  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:21:12pm

re: #202 Walter L. Newton

Oh give me a break. Does funding for free condoms which will stimulate the economy sound like a funding platform? Nancy said it will have pleanty of stimulation.
/


I think you need stimulation first.. then the condom

207 DeafDog  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:21:51pm

Carter Obama Comparison:

1. Both see an attitudinal problem with the United States. Carter used the term "malaise." Obama thinks America's "soul" is broken and needing of "hope."

2. Both are big government liberals. Carter started the energy and education departments. Obama wants to "close the income gap," provide mentor teachers (We need the federal government for that?), and a bunch of stuff you can read about on his web site.

3. Carter had and Obama will have failed energy policies. Carter wanted to reduce energy use through "layering." Specifically, the wearing of sweaters. Obama wants to "create [a] new forum of largest greenhouse gas emitters" and invest $150,000,000,000 in alternative energies like already discredited biofuels, and other things which make me want to stock up on sweaters and comfortable shoes.

California banned offshore drilling during the Carter years and Obama would rather invest in rickshaws than disturb a trout.

4. Carter gave away the Panama canal and allowed Communism to spread across Latin America. Carter let the North Koreans off the hook by removing our nuclear weapons from South Korea. The Iranians figuratively laughed in Carter's face. Obama doesn't mind antagonizing our best South American friend, Columbia, forgot about North Korea, and the Iranians must be preparing the whoopi cushions as I type. They may get the chance to literally laugh in Obama's face.

5. Both Obama and Carter like or at least don't mind hanging around, being mentored by, or meeting with Middle Eastern terror supporters or their American apologists like Jeremiah Wright. Hamas once endorsed Obama.

6. Taxes, etc. There's a bunch of other similarities.

208 alegrias  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:22:07pm

re: #199 OldLineTexan

Some people do seem to need forced retirement. Lots of names in the Senate; we could toss Jimmah on the list. Maybe no one would notice.

* * *

In Spanish we have a name for someone who has no SHAME: Sinverguenza.

People who love you have an obligation to tell you you're making a fool of yourself.

If Carter had any honor left, or recognized what honor is, he would forcibly retire himself.

If Carter's family had any honor or recognized honor, they would urge his retirement.

If democrats had any....

209 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:22:28pm

re: #206 screaming_eagle

I think you need stimulation first.. then the condom

If you get your stimulus first, you may FORGET your condom.

So no way, Mister Man. You put that little wrapper in your wallet or you're not getting the keys to the Vistacruiser.

210 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:22:45pm

re: #206 screaming_eagle

I think you need stimulation first.. then the condom

Not if you are constructed on the larger side. Then you just put it on pre-evening and you're always prepared.

211 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:23:02pm

re: #202 Walter L. Newton

Oh give me a break. Does funding for free condoms which will stimulate the economy sound like a funding platform? Nancy said it will have pleanty of stimulation.
/

I can't believe you are using Nancy Pelosi and stimulation in the same sentence. PLease refrain from this as most lizards are probably worshiping the porcelain goddess about now. I got to give the man props who impregnated her 5 times; I guess beauty is really only a light switch away.

212 zato  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:23:41pm

This sums up Carter's stance...

213 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:23:59pm

re: #208 alegrias

In Spanish we have a name for someone who has no SHAME: Sinverguenza.

And in Japan, the hand can be used like a knife.

But not on a watermelon! (hee-YA! What a mess!)

214 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:24:08pm

re: #208 alegrias

Poor Carter. It appears no one loves him except us.

That's sad, that really is.

215 justiceforall  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:25:03pm

To be fair, Mr. Carter said that Hamas could be trusted not because they are "benevolent" but because of their own "self-interest." That point can still be debated, but the context for Mr. Carter's assertion was missing from the blog post here.

216 Ben Hur  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:25:06pm

re: #213 Occasional Reader

[Link: www.eatliver.com...]

217 Dianna  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:25:55pm

re: #206 screaming_eagle

I think you need stimulation first.. then the condom

Depends on your age, I think.

218 turn  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:26:05pm

re: #204 LGoPs

Listening to the interview for the first time now "debacle in Gaza, by some Hamas is considered a terrorist group, Hamas has pledged to me, truce with no serious rocket fire, never betrayed any commitment blah, blah,, blah"

219 alegrias  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:26:14pm

re: #214 OldLineTexan

Poor Carter. It appears no one loves him except us.

That's sad, that really is.

* * *
Lizards practice tough love.

Charles Johnson didn't abide lying memos, why should we?

220 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:26:25pm

re: #215 justiceforall

To be fair, Mr. Carter said that Hamas could be trusted not because they are "benevolent" but because of their own "self-interest." That point can still be debated, but the context for Mr. Carter's assertion was missing from the blog post here.

Well, his WHOLE text was missing, that's the point in watching the video. Are you implying someone was trying to hide something?

221 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:26:47pm

re: #220 Walter L. Newton

Well, his WHOLE text was missing, that's the point in watching the video. Are you implying someone was trying to hide something?

Yes.

222 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:26:59pm

re: #215 justiceforall

To be fair, Mr. Carter said that Hamas could be trusted not because they are "benevolent" but because of their own "self-interest." That point can still be debated, but the context for Mr. Carter's assertion was missing from the blog post here.

And he also said they NEVER violated the cease fire? Defend that one!

223 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:27:39pm

re: #217 Dianna

Depends on your age, I think.

To be seventeen again...I wasted wood like a beaver with an eating disorder.

224 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:27:53pm

re: #221 Sharmuta

Yes.

Cog, justice, Iam7545, it's like the rockem sockem idiots.

225 turn  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:28:08pm

Anybody here actually read Jimmah's new book?

226 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:28:15pm

re: #181 Nevergiveup

Damn! That would have been much better.

227 USBeast  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:28:22pm

re: #174 David IV of Georgia

I checked out that home depot/illegal thing.

Lowe's is a nice place to shop.

Maybe yours is. The one here sucks hard. I've to singlehandedly wrestle sheets of MDF on to trolleys while much younger Lowes employes strolled by talking on cell phones. Their nick here is "Slowes".

228 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:28:23pm

re: #222 Nevergiveup

And he also said they NEVER violated the cease fire? Defend that one!

Actually, I heard the disclaimer "... except for a few rockets" come out of his mouth.

229 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:28:25pm

re: #215 justiceforall

To be fair, Mr. Carter said that Hamas could be trusted not because they are "benevolent" but because of their own "self-interest." That point can still be debated, but the context for Mr. Carter's assertion was missing from the blog post here.

Yeah with a karma of -777, I give the drivel you type about as much credence as I give the s--- that comes out of Jimmy's piehole.

230 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:28:35pm

re: #221 Sharmuta

Yes.

Do he just run away after asking a loaded question?

231 Dianna  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:28:38pm

re: #225 turn

Anybody here actually read Jimmah's new book?

I value my brain too much.

232 alegrias  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:16pm

C',mon, it's Justice for All, who no doubt believed that GITMO detainee's story that he was giving up jihad for every, really, truly, he gave his word to someone like Jimmy Carter.

Then we see the guy making jihad in Yemen again.

233 NYCHardhat  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:17pm

re: #230 Walter L. Newton

Do he just run away after asking a loaded question?

yep

234 Nevergiveup  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:31pm

re: #228 jwb7605

Actually, I heard the disclaimer "... except for a few rockets" come out of his mouth.


Few= hundreds?

235 unrealizedviewpoint  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:34pm

re: #192 Dianna

Why won't Carter go home and stay there? Can't he sit on his front porch and drink sweet tea while reminiscing about the old days?

Is that too much to ask?

Makes me think of the Soprano's episode where this old fart wanted to contribute something, so, on Tony's orders he went and killed a guy. This just days, maybe weeks before he himself is about to die of natural causes (real bad case of emphysema). One would think, on ones near death bed, one wouldn't want to influence the God(s) so negatively, ya know, just so close to ones arrival. That's what Carter is doing - Just pissing off the God(s). His room downstairs is warming.

236 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:35pm

re: #225 turn

Anybody here actually read Jimmah's new book?

I used it to wipe my a-- last night. Considering the pages are made from recycled, Kafiyeh's, it's actually rather soothing on the rectum.

237 Ojoe  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:38pm

Jimmy Carter, how very sad.

238 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:39pm

re: #225 turn

Anybody here actually read Jimmah's new book?

Noes! I needz mah brain for thinkin' and stuff!

239 Sharmuta  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:54pm

re: #230 Walter L. Newton

Do he just run away after asking a loaded question?

Yes.

To this day, I'm still waiting for him to tell me what sort of justice he means by that nic. I've been waiting about a year, I believe.

240 redheadredstate  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:29:58pm

When I was a teen (and he was president) I really thought Jimmah was a good guy. As the scales started falling from my eyes during the Regan admin I became more and more convinced that he is one of the worst presidents this country has ever had. I was raised in a very liberal household and it took awhile for the brainwashing to be overcome. Sadly many in my family still look to him as a favorite. Statements like this one from Mr. Peanuthead must bolster my belief that this guy's a dangerous lunatic.

241 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:30:03pm

re: #182 Jetpilot1101

Which is why I have given it to him as an honorary middle name. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Jimmy "Douchenozzle" Carter.

Gives WWJD a whole new meaning: What Would Jimmy Do?

If he tries his hand at rap, he could use the name D-Nozz.

242 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:30:16pm

re: #215 justiceforall

To be fair, Mr. Carter said that Hamas could be trusted not because they are "benevolent" but because of their own "self-interest." That point can still be debated, but the context for Mr. Carter's assertion was missing from the blog post here.


So if we know someone always lies and that someone tells us 'A', we know 'A' is not true and that 'B' is probably the case. So we can reliably decide on 'B'.

That's 'trust'?

That's just predictability ..... not trust.

243 Soona'  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:30:19pm

re: #230 Walter L. Newton

Do he just run away after asking a loaded question?

He do yes?

244 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:30:21pm

re: #234 Nevergiveup

Few= hundreds?

Apparently. Replay the video. He actually says that in an offhand, disclaimer manner.

245 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:30:48pm

re: #231 Dianna

I value my brain too much.

This is your brain on Carter...

Image: 9a904d0f.jpg

246 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:31:26pm

re: #245 Walter L. Newton

This is your brain on Carter...

[Link: i124.photobucket.com...]

D'OH!

247 Ben Hur  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:31:38pm

Mofo left me hangin'

248 DEZes  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:31:53pm

Most people as insane as Carter are only allowed to do basket weaving and finger painting.

249 turn  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:31:56pm

re: #231 Dianna

I value my brain too much.

haha. Let me guess, final words in the book "Give them a state."

G'nite all, time to go walk the lab along the American.

250 redheadredstate  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:31:59pm

ack!

meant to say that statements like this one from Mr. Peanuthead just bolster my belief...

PIMF!

251 Hhar  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:32:25pm

re: #215 justiceforall

You don't see something crazy...no, not crazy, but deeply mendacious, about saying that you can trust the self interest of a bunch of whack job religious fascists?

What IS their self interest? The way they see it: Jewish blood. That's what they say, and that's what they can be trusted to pursue. THAT is their self interest, short and long term. Its stupid to say that they can be "trusted" when the only thing they really can be trusted to do is want to kill Jews.

There's nothing "Missing" here. Hamas is simply not to be 'trusted": in any way: they are malevolent. Evil. Full stop. what more needs to be understood?

252 Silhouette  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:32:28pm

re: #228 jwb7605

Actually, I heard the disclaimer "... except for a few rockets" come out of his mouth.

Ha. So they never broke the ceasefire, except when they did.

253 ceemack  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:32:30pm

re: #81 gmsc

Jimmy Carter=Neville Chamberlain
Bill Clinton=Wilt Chamberlain


Really? Personally, I never thought Bill Clinton was a good enough rebounder.

254 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:33:36pm

re: #243 Soona'

He do yes?

And I can bet you dollars to donuts that right now he is ramping up to a massive orgasm just watching us talk about him, down ding him and piss on his parade.

Maybe if we try really hard, he can just mastubate himself into a stroke.

255 Green Helmet Guy  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:33:43pm

"The Stupid" is strong in this one.

256 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:34:03pm

re: #240 redheadredstate

When I was a teen (and he was president) I really thought Jimmah was a good guy. As the scales started falling from my eyes during the Regan admin I became more and more convinced that he is one of the worst presidents this country has ever had. I was raised in a very liberal household and it took awhile for the brainwashing to be overcome. Sadly many in my family still look to him as a favorite. Statements like this one from Mr. Peanuthead must bolster my belief that this guy's a dangerous lunatic.

My Dad was still in the National Guard when Carter gave almost everyone a demotion and the corresponding pay cut. Not popular around my house at all when I was a kid. Except when interest rates were 15% on CDs. The old man liked that, since the house was paid for and his investments were liquid. I went to school on Carter economic disaster money. But he's still a malaise-covered thug-hugging embarassment.

257 Teacake!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:34:12pm
Anybody here actually read Jimmah's new book?

Did they have to kill good trees to make the book with or is it printed on hemp?

258 nyc redneck  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:34:30pm

can i just say i despise that mean old crazy, bony assed persistent p.o.s.

259 Teacake!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:35:22pm

recycled, Kafiyeh's ? LOL Thank goodness for that!

260 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:35:54pm

Some people live long lives; others just seem to have been around too long.

261 calcajun  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:36:08pm

Mr. Carter, Fame is on the phone and it wants you to return the fifteen minutes it gave you some years ago....

Look, I kinda respect the guy with all his work for Habitat for Humanity (maybe they should go to Gaza to rebuild) but this is also the same man who, thirty years ago, told us to put on sweaters and lower the thermostats, whose foreign policy failures led to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

This is a man who's judgment on the mind set of the leaders of the Middle-East is questionable at best.

Jimmy, please go away or President Obama will be as nice to you as President Clinton was at the Inauguration.

262 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:36:20pm

re: #259 Teacake!

recycled, Kafiyeh's ? LOL Thank goodness for that!

Once they are 'sploded, they are naturally soft and fluffy, if a bit sticky.

263 LGoPs  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:36:23pm

re: #218 turn

Listening to the interview for the first time now "debacle in Gaza, by some Hamas is considered a terrorist group, Hamas has pledged to me, truce with no serious rocket fire, never betrayed any commitment blah, blah,, blah"

No serious rocket fire?....WTF?
Is there any other kind?

264 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:36:53pm

re: #261 calcajun

Mr. Carter, Fame is on the phone and it wants you to return the fifteen minutes it gave you some years ago....

Look, I kinda respect the guy with all his work for Habitat for Humanity (maybe they should go to Gaza to rebuild) but this is also the same man who, thirty years ago, told us to put on sweaters and lower the thermostats, whose foreign policy failures led to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.

This is a man who's judgment on the mind set of the leaders of the Middle-East is questionable at best.

Jimmy, please go away or President Obama will be as nice to you as President Clinton was at the Inauguration.

I still use that on the kids. Sorry!

265 robdouth  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:37:18pm

Perhaps if Hamas had an armored Bunny brigade, Carter would finally see them as a threat...?

266 Cicero05  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:37:27pm

Sorry to be crude, but the truth is, getting close to a "Hamas leader" is the only thing that will give ol' Jimmuh a boner anymore.

Seriously.

267 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:37:44pm

re: #263 LGoPs

No serious rocket fire?....WTF?
Is there any other kind?

Yes, Hamas uses the Iranian-made JES Fulan extensively.

268 Teacake!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:37:49pm

Anyone recall what he did in 78 or 79 I think when African Americans in Florida pelted him with rocks and bottles?

269 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:38:25pm

re: #268 Teacake!

Anyone recall what he did in 78 or 79 I think when African Americans in Florida pelted him with rocks and bottles?

It's OK, Bush got 'em back.

/////////////////////////////////////////////

270 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:38:26pm

re: #251 Hhar

You don't see something crazy...no, not crazy, but deeply mendacious, about saying that you can trust the self interest of a bunch of whack job religious fascists?

What IS their self interest? The way they see it: Jewish blood. That's what they say, and that's what they can be trusted to pursue. THAT is their self interest, short and long term. Its stupid to say that they can be "trusted" when the only thing they really can be trusted to do is want to kill Jews.

There's nothing "Missing" here. Hamas is simply not to be 'trusted": in any way: they are malevolent. Evil. Full stop. what more needs to be understood?

Actually, Hamas can be trusted. Trusted to always return to their Allah-given role to kill Jews and destroy Israel, until they are destroyed themselves, and their evil eradicated.
They can also be trusted to use any opportunity to rearm, trusted to hide fighters and ammo with civilians, and act like a bunch of terrorists.

They cannot be trusted to make peace with Israel.

271 USBeast  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:38:27pm

re: #253 ceemack

Really? Personally, I never thought Bill Clinton was a good enough rebounder.

He rebounded from several serious setbacks both as governor and president. The moniker "Slick Willie" fit him like a glove, at least until the last campaign.

272 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:39:48pm

re: #216 Ben Hur

Um, Ben? What the hell was that?

Lizards, do NOT CLICK on that link in #216, it screwed up my browser and locked me out of LGF.

273 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:40:00pm

re: #261 calcajun

And don't forget he removed support for the Shah of Iran, leading to its Islamicist takeover. We're still dealing with the fallout from that.

274 calcajun  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:40:32pm

re: #263 LGoPs

No serious rocket fire?....WTF?
Is there any other kind?

How about humorous rocket fire? If it's accidental discharge, maybe there's a pill they can take for that. maybe there's a "pathos" bomb about which we know little.

I know, it's Doug Piranha's "sarcastic" rocket fire. \

275 ceemack  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:41:01pm

re: #271 USBeast

He rebounded from several serious setbacks both as governor and president. The moniker "Slick Willie" fit him like a glove, at least until the last campaign.


Sigh...not enough basketball fans around here.

276 LGoPs  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:41:09pm

re: #255 Green Helmet Guy

"The Stupid" is strong in this one.

May the Farce be with him.......

277 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:41:58pm

re: #223 OldLineTexan

To be seventeen again...I wasted wood like a beaver with an eating disorder.

Wasted wood. Sounds like a good band name.

278 yochanan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:42:05pm

re: #215 justiceforall

LIKE HERR SNICKELGRUBER it is the hamasshole interest to murder jews.
a HUDNA isn't peace it is just time to re-arm.

with out jihad there is no reason for the HAMASSHOLES TO EXIST.

279 Teacake!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:42:40pm

OldLineTexan - back in those days I wasn't all that young, but still too young to realize what a dick Carter was. I heard on NPR back then that he was in Florida for some reason and the black community gave him hell for some reason. I don't recall either if it was before or after the hostage crisis.

I do recall though there was something going around that if you cut out a picture of someone's mouth and turned it upside down, you see the persons true essence... so I did that to some magazine picture of Carter and he looked like a total demon. LOL!

280 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:43:07pm
281 Throbert McGee  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:43:20pm

re: #38 gmsc

Trivia: Carter was the only president sworn into office with his nickname instead of his formal name.

Really, they swore him in as "Dumbshit Q. Pussyfag"? I wouldna thought that was Constitutional.

Oh, you meant the nickname HE uses... nevermind.

282 jwb7605  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:44:31pm

re: #281 Throbert McGee

Stupid single upding rule strikes again.

283 onepistoffyid  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:44:50pm

Carter shrugs off Hamas as a terrorist organization. He says dismissively " to some they are considered a terrorist organization". It is official US policy, not a couple of rabbis that have designated Hamas as such. Has he no respect for our government? Does he know better? Hamas = taliban = Alqaeda, period.

284 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:45:22pm

re: #279 Teacake!

Heh. I don't think I'b be any too pretty that way, either.

Not that I'm all that pretty now.

Just masculine and rugged in a macho sort of way.

/

285 Teacake!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:45:37pm

And always trusted to pay him well for his PR.

286 Teacake!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:46:33pm

OldLineTexan - are you flirting with me by chance? LOL Just kidding.

287 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:46:40pm

re: #280 Iron Fist

Damn, man, if nobody loves him more than I do, he is a hopeless motherfucker. Perhaps he would consider doing the world a favor and remove himself from it.

We are giving him the tough love; asking the old dog just to lie (lay?) on the porch is a hard job, but Lizards are doing it. For America. For little Billy and Suzy. For Grandma and Grandpa, and apple pie...

/

288 tokyobk  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:47:00pm

A very dangerous idiot.

289 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:48:35pm

re: #286 Teacake!

OldLineTexan - are you flirting with me by chance? LOL Just kidding.

Given my marital status, flirting is all I am allowed. But no, I have been trying to cut back.

290 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:50:08pm

re: #260 OldLineTexan

Excellent!

291 tommygum  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:52:27pm

re: #266 Cicero05

Sorry to be crude, but the truth is, getting close to a "Hamas leader" is the only thing that will give ol' Jimmuh a boner anymore.

Seriously.

It's that manly smell.

292 Teacake!  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 2:57:44pm

Why are ex presidents even allowed to meet with other "leaders" in political ways?

293 Frank N Stein  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:01:03pm

re: #12 Sharmuta

Mr Carter can go first in trusting hamas- he can send his wife and daughter to live in gaza as a token of that trust.

Or in southern Israel. He said Hamas haven't fired rockets during the ceasefire. I guess a couple of rockets here and a couple of rockets there don't matter if they don't fall on your head, but if your own family lives there you might just notice.

294 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:03:04pm

re: #197 summergurl

What link ?

FACT CHECK: NON-SOLICITATION

The Home Depot has attracted public attention in a few markets where day laborers typically gather near store property. The Company policy on solicitation is as follows:

Like many businesses in the community, The Home Depot maintains a policy of non-solicitation at its stores by individuals and organizations not affiliated with our Company. In the interest of safety and convenience, we maintain our non-solicitation policy to keep people from loitering or otherwise creating or causing safety risks to our associates or customers.

The Home Depot does not operate any day laborer centers. There have been a few instances in the state of California where The Home Depot was required by local governing agencies to provide space for day labor centers. In none of these cases does The Home Depot own or operate the required facilities.

[Link: corporate.homedepot.com...]

Home Depot does not officially support day laborers loitering in their parking lots, but neither do they seem very troubled to do anything about it until people make a big fuss. The reason Home Depot was required to provide space for day laborer centers was because Home Depot was allowing people to loiter all day long waiting for work. (cf. [Link: www.nytimes.com...] , et al.) Perhaps they are just caught in the middle. Perhaps the local police don't think loitering is a big enough issue.

Lowe's is not immune to these problems either.

295 doppelganglander  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:03:12pm

re: #199 OldLineTexan

Some people do seem to need forced retirement. Lots of names in the Senate; we could toss Jimmah on the list. Maybe no one would notice.

After all, the words "senate" and "senile" share a common Latin root.

296 Cato the Elder  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:09:04pm

Essentially: "I helped broker the ceasefire last June. My treaty between Egypt and Israel has held. If Israel doesn't follow my plan, they're going to get a one-state solution (read: dead)."

Threats, lies, more threats, lies, threats and lies.

Where does this SHITBAG get off telling the Israelis what's good for them?

297 perpetua  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:12:42pm

He's promoting his new book. I assume it was in press six months ago, so anything he did since then was with an eye towards gaining a platform for the book promotion. See the

298 perpetua  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:13:55pm

Ooops, I guess I don't know how to embed a link. Anyway, the release date listed at Amazon is Jan 20, 2009.
Given the situation, I thought Meredith Viera did a great job.

299 ReneeJoy  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:30:25pm

re: #77 WriterMom

"they've done some bad things".

It was a jaw-dropping moment when Jimmy said it and it bears repeating. My 6-year old niece writing with lipstick on her closet wall is a "bad thing." Dropping rockets on kindergartens goes a little further than that.

300 RightLogic  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:34:50pm

What a fucking idiot!

301 razorbacker  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:37:25pm

re: #121 offendi

You would think Carter would just be happy that our fellow citizens saps voted in his second coming, Hope n' Changey, but no.

As for Jimmy, my personal feelings are that his state funeral, when the time comes, should be held in an outhouse. Sorry, that's how I feel.

Now that is just mean-spirited. I predict that Jimmah's funeral will be extraordinarily well- attended.

After all, the best way to draw a crowd is to give the people what they want.

302 hyperion  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:41:15pm

To the posters above, Hamas is part of the Muslim Brotherhood, which is actually more dangerous than Al Qaeda. They work through secret and "legitimate" or "peaceful" channels where Al Qaeda is our open enemy, but both have the same aims. The reason Erdogan from Turkey has been so critical of Israel is because he too is Brotherhood, but he put on a suit and became prime minister. Normally I think Turkey is more friendly with Israel.

Given connections to Khalidi et al, I believe Obama is in the same camp of thinking as Carter. We'll have to see, but expect Carter-on-steroids for the next 4 years.

303 KipAllen  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:50:07pm

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

304 Daisy  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 3:59:58pm

I especially liked the part where Carter mumbled something about "(evil) Israel did not restore providing provisions (in a timely fashion) to the Palestinians in Gaza .."

Here's a thought for you Jimmah: How about the PALESTINIANS 'providing provisions' for themselves for a change?

I also liked the part where he lied about his deliberate snub of the awful Clintons.

305 usa-4u2nv  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 4:09:47pm

Carter is the biggest buffoon the USA has had as a President!
He needs to start taking his meds for his delusional symptoms!

306 Frank N Stein  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 4:17:31pm

re: #303 KipAllen

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Cry. The more people who get convinced by this kind of false arguments the worse things are gonna get.

307 hepcat  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 4:30:13pm

That's it! Have I got a job for Jimmy: Habitat for Gazans.
Let's send send Jimmy to Gaza.

308 [deleted]  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 4:53:52pm
309 TheAntichrist  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 5:08:20pm

Israel broke the cease-fire? By attacking a tunnel Hamas was digging underneath the Israeli border? What a douche bag!

Please Jimmy, just fade away. At least Billy only embarrassed himself instead of an entire nation.

310 Gretchen  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 5:14:49pm

Liberals consider Mormons and Boy Scouts dangerous enemies, and a threat to America, who should be treated without respect or civility. Hamas and the inmates of Gitmo are friends and should be trusted.

311 descolada9  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 5:35:22pm

The frightening thing is that Carter actually believes the garbage he's spilling from his mouth! Has there ever been a man who held such high office who was so disassociated from reality?

312 Irish Rose  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 5:45:59pm

Far be it from me to question Gods' will... but I often wonder why a brilliant reformer and great American Patriot like Ronald Reagan was stricken down with a disease like alzheimers, while a diseased individual like Jimmy Carter is allowed to live out a long and miserable life catering to our Nations' enemies and defending the acts of violent oppressors and cold-blooded killers.

How old is this terror-loving, backstabbing Jew-hater now... 84?

Here's hoping that Mr. Carter is ushered into the presence of God and the "reward" that (he thinks) awaits him. Soon.

313 So?  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 5:46:05pm

Half way through the video I threw up on my computer. And then my computer followed suit. Even machines know better.

314 So?  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 5:47:04pm

re: #312 Irish Rose

Far be it from me to question Gods' will... but I often wonder why a brilliant reformer and great American Patriot like Ronald Reagan was stricken down with a disease like alzheimers, while a diseased individual like Jimmy Carter is allowed to live out a long and miserable life catering to our Nations' enemies and defending the acts of violent oppressors and cold-blooded killers.

How old is this terror-loving, backstabbing Jew-hater now... 84?

Here's hoping that Mr. Carter is ushered into the presence of God and the "reward" that (he thinks) awaits him. Soon.

Maybe Carter is so tired of his wife, he wants 72 virgins too.

315 J. Lichty  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 6:21:32pm

while Jimmah's ways are well chronicled - this appearance is particularly notable for the following:

1) his dismissive use of "to some" when the airhead asks if Hamas is a terrorist organization;

2) his false claim that Hamas never broke a ceasefire

3) his blaming Israel for breaking the current ceasefire when even the Arab world has acknowledged that it was Hamas that broke it (well technically launched a barrage of rockets after the expiration of the ceasefire).

Jimmah is a scoundrel and a liar. The sole feather in his cap from his presidency is the cold-peace between Israel and Egypt, which he had little role other than as window dresser. Accounts I have read indicate that Begin and Sadat had agreed on a treaty, but thought that they could wrestle money out of the US if they let Carter preside over it. They were correct to the tune of approximately $5billion per year, and all that it cost them is that Carter now takes credit for it.

316 petero  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 6:36:35pm

"No serious rocket fire from Gaza during the truce started in June."
The only problem is of course that over 50 rockets or mortars were fired by militants. Carter of course would argue that they were not fired by Hamas, but by Islamic Jihad or al aqsa martyrs brigade. But last I checked Hamas was throrough enough to oust Fatah and crush any Fatah support in Gaza. Pretty hard to believe that they cant get a handle on people firing rockets from the territory they control.

317 mcmeador  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 6:46:46pm

The funny apart about the "no serious rocket fire" comment, which acknowledged that there was some type of rocket fire, is that it immediately followed him saying that Hamas obeyed the ceasefire completely. Does he even listen to what he's saying?

And to petero, something to add...yes, many people do use the excuse that the rocket fire was not on the part of Hamas. But I searched the web for a while one day and found an article that contained this quote regarding rocket fire that Fatah had claimed responsibility for:

"Following the attack, a spokesman for the Hamas government, Taher al-Nunu, called Fatah's actions "unpatriotic." He said Hamas was considering the possibility of taking action against those perpetrating the attacks against Israel."

Source

So let's just assume for a second that absolutely none of the rockets or mortars fired into Israel during the ceasefire were fired by Hamas. This article plainly states that Hamas was considering taking action against those responsible for it. This means that at least up to that point, Hamas knew who was responsible but chose not to act on that information, thus allowing the attacks to occur. They may as well have been firing the rockets themselves.

318 TheOtherCanadian  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 7:39:10pm

We had Prime MinisterTrudeau, the personification of a '70's era cheese fondu eating hippie, with a mustard coloured turtleneck.


But you had James Earl Carter.

319 gwillie  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 7:55:40pm

Carter said two different thing in one sentence about the ceasefire

“Hamas obeyed it completely there was no serious rocket fire for 5 months”

That is not completely. He later said that Hamas didn’t fire any missiles until Israel broke the cease fire on Nov. 4th completely ignoring the fact that Hamas was tunneling under Israel in preparation for their own attack, a violation of the ceasefire, a claim Hamas does not refute.
So to recap. By Caters own admission Hamas did not stop the rockets, Therefore Israel was not able to resume aid shipments, so Israel did not honor the ceasefire. Then Hamas began preparations for a direct attack against Israel and Israel stopping this was breaking the ceasefire.
Thank you president Carter, I’ll remember you when we are wondering how we let this happen again.

320 Abu Mazgan  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 9:55:53pm

Jimma d'Idjit pulls another sleight of hand. He states that during the six-month ceasefire (that he claims to have single-handedly brokered) one Israeli was killed by rocket fire from Gaza while, on average, 49 Palestinians were killed in Gaza per month. What he doesn't say, is that the majority of these were killed by Hamas in a thuggish attempt to maintain power at the expense of Fatah.

321 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 10:09:38pm

How old is this goat?

322 hershel  Mon, Jan 26, 2009 11:18:45pm

zulubaby, I am shocked and outraged that you are so insulting to goats.

323 Ron Shaw  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:59am

In fact, I would trust Hamas before I would trust Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter should be labeled by his own country a 'terrorist organization' of one.
I am convinced Benedict Arnold was a better American and/or patriot than Jimmy Carter! Carter has a disgusting history of what I believe are treasonous acts against America and the American people, but be assured, he will have a MSM platform as well as following here and abroad as long as he lives spewing anti-American venom. Can you think of another POTUS who hated America so much? Obama, you say? Obama might just surpass the ass, eclipse the idiot...and Jimmy, as well as Gore, won a Nobel Peace prize...before its over Obama may even win Pulitzers, MTV Awards, BCS Championship, Nobel Peace prizes and a few Oscars...this putrid stuff makes me gag and want to hurl daily!

324 S'latch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:23am

re: #321 zulubaby

No speaking ill of the nearly dead.

I heard Jimmy Carter this morning on NPR. He was doing the same shtick. "Yes, I know, some do call Hamas a terrorist organization, but . . . ."

325 Flavia  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 2:01:39pm

re: #5 Opinionated

I would piss on him if he was on fire.

Also if he wasn't.

Being a girl & unable to be as effective at this as a man, allow me the privilege of buying you a large quantity of beer to fortify you for your exercise of free speech.


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