1 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:26:15pm

Eggs, all the way to the top?

2 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:26:24pm

Couldn't be one of the ones he's laying.

3 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:26:28pm
4 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:27:00pm

In 2010 we will take back Congress and make an omelet.

5 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:27:13pm
Especially proverbs about “power” — this sculpture doesn’t illustrate the Big Man phenomenon terribly well, does it?

Again, CBBHO just doesn't get it.

6 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:28:07pm

I have three eggs of power- green, blue and pink. I used to have 5, but I lost the purple and yellow ones. I blame Bush.

7 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:28:22pm

Run! It's the Egg of Power! Gah!

8 ClosetConservative  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:28:24pm

Bacon and eggs; The chicken contributes
But the pig (taxpayer) gives his all.

9 gclaghorn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:28:26pm

I can just feel the power flowing from my monitor! Spare me, O Egg, for I am not worthy!

10 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:28:30pm

Well, he's definitely guilty of buying tourist nick-knacks.

11 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:28:34pm

We are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo goo ga choob

12 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:28:56pm

re: #3 buzzsawmonkey

I fell into a burning Egg of Power...

... and I tried to get a tax cut
as the debt got higher ...

13 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:29:07pm

Is it fertilized?
If so, it can be aborted.
If he chooses to................

14 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:29:25pm

It's rotten.

15 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:29:46pm

It's the incredible, edible egg.

Designed to keep him away from interns.

16 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:29:47pm

There's a Mork and Mindy joke in this.

17 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:05pm

The Goose that laid the golden egg, I can understand, but a wooden hand holding a wooden egg? Doesnt work for me.

18 path  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:17pm

re: #3 buzzsawmonkey

LOL

19 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:21pm

re: #16 Sharmuta

There's a Mork and Mindy joke in this.

Nanoooooo Nanoooooo

20 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:28pm

Well, he is the Chicken Little of the Sea: THE WATER IS RISING! THE WATER IS RISISING!

21 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:31pm
22 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:42pm

The entire mystique surrounding Our Messiah-King is so New-Agey and Cultish.....it gives me a royal case of the Creeps and Heebie-Jeebies.

23 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:43pm

re: #16 Sharmuta

There's a Mork and Mindy joke in this.

Shazbot.

24 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:54pm

What the hell is an egg of power?

25 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:30:56pm

re: #14 Slumbering Behemoth

It's made of equal parts "suck" and "fail".

And that's just the egg.

26 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:31:25pm

re: #23 MandyManners

Shazbot.

Nanoo-nanoo?

27 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:31:33pm

"If you want to make an omelette, you have to break some eggs."

28 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:31:51pm

he is so ridiculous.

29 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:31:52pm

So it's settled- the egg came first.

30 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:01pm

You all laugh and smirk, but the yoke's on us.

31 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:02pm

re: #24 ArmyWife

It's a tourist trinket they sell all over Africa. I'm pretty sure I've seen them in Asia and Polynesia too.

32 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:17pm

re: #29 Sharmuta

So it's settled- the egg came first.

But what of the hand holding the egg?

33 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:19pm

I think that is left over from the Clinton administration. That was commissioned by Hillary. She's holding one of Bill's nuts.

34 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:44pm

re: #24 ArmyWife

What the hell is an egg of power?

“I am made to tremble and I fear!”
Pope John XXIII

/

35 path  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:50pm

re: #24 ArmyWife

What the hell is an egg of power?


It's like those who think Obama knows what he's doing.

36 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:51pm

Get yer own: [Link: www.historycompany.com...]

37 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:54pm

re: #31 Killgore Trout

It's a tourist trinket they sell all over Africa. I'm pretty sure I've seen them in Asia and Polynesia too.

It'd be a kick if there were a sticker on the bottom of this one that said, "MADE IN CHINA".

38 hazzyday  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:59pm

ALIEN!

39 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:32:59pm

re: #24 ArmyWife

What the hell is an egg of power?

A symbol of the proper exercise of power. Hold onto the egg too hard and one crushes it, hold too lightly and it slips from one's fingers.

New-Agey African BS that shows the Cultish nature of Our Messiah-King.

40 happy_mama  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:33:02pm

Does it hatch into a unicorn?

41 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:33:10pm

re: #33 bellamags

LOL!

42 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:33:12pm

I think it's just to remind "0" that he's a chicken.

43 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:33:35pm

re: #20 MandyManners

Well, he is the Chicken Little of the Sea: THE WATER IS RISING! THE WATER IS RISISING!

Heh.

Here is an alarmist article to add to the insane catastrophic global warming pile.

Sea levels will rise to levels of last ice age!

/ Sea levels dropped in the last ice age. By many many feet. That is where the ice came from ...

44 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:33:36pm

Is this the one egg, or is just one of the ones that is controlled by the one egg?

I really don't want to know who has that one.

45 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:33:41pm

re: #40 happy_mama

Does it hatch into a unicorn?

Or at least a car payment?
Mortgage payment?

46 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:33:48pm

re: #31 Killgore Trout

It's a tourist trinket they sell all over Africa. I'm pretty sure I've seen them in Asia and Polynesia too.

Ahhh, it's how he gets his secret instructions from.........

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47 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:33:53pm

re: #37 MandyManners

It'd be a kick if there were a sticker on the bottom of this one that said, "MADE IN CHINA".

I would be even more surprised if it had a sticker saying "MADE IN USA"

48 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:34:12pm

re: #40 happy_mama

Does it hatch into a unicorn?

Unicorn egg!

49 pink freud  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:34:27pm

Sulfur smells like rotten eggs. Perhaps Chavez will get a whiff of this.

50 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:34:37pm

re: #36 carefulnow

Get yer own: [Link: www.historycompany.com...]

Same outfit selling the Obama's Little Blue Book.

51 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:34:49pm

Honcos, take heart. Obama may have an egg of power, but we hold the Rooster of Competence!

52 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:35:08pm

it's a stupid gimmicky thing,
very appropriate for him.

53 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:35:28pm

re: #51 ArmyWife

Honcos, take heart. Obama may have an egg of power, but we hold the Rooster of Competence!

You implying we can choke our chickens?!? ;)

54 gclaghorn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:35:31pm

re: #30 solomonpanting

You all laugh and smirk, but the yoke's on us.

Oh, boy, I have an egg on my face!

55 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:35:48pm

re: #52 nyc redneck

it's a stupid gimmicky thing,
very appropriate for him.

Gimmicky and Cultish.

56 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:35:58pm

re: #29 Sharmuta

So it's settled- the egg came first.

You're wrong.

/doood, I just totally fact-checked ur butt!
//

57 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:36:09pm

re: #50 jcm

"Pocket Obama." Who buys this stuff?

58 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:36:38pm

re: #56 Slumbering Behemoth

You're wrong.

/doood, I just totally fact-checked ur butt!
//

LOL. awesome

59 chee toe  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:36:52pm

Is that endangered hard-wood in the Oval office I see?

60 path  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:36:57pm

re: #53 FurryOldGuyJeans


THE rooster? Fluffy?

61 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:37:02pm

re: #57 carefulnow

"Pocket Obama." Who buys this stuff?

Acolytes and worshipers of Our Messiah-King.

62 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:37:13pm

re: #56 Slumbering Behemoth

LMAO!

63 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:37:28pm

"take my arm..take my leg...
oh honey dont you take my egg...

64 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:37:44pm
65 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:37:51pm

re: #53 FurryOldGuyJeans

I never!

66 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:38:09pm

re: #56 Slumbering Behemoth

LMAO!

67 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:38:11pm

re: #61 FurryOldGuyJeans

But is it enough to stimulate the economy?
/

68 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:38:23pm

re: #59 chee toe

Is that endangered hard-wood in the Oval office I see?

It doesn't matter because Our Messiah-King uses it as a symbol of power and worship. Only mere mortals sin environmentally.

69 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:38:46pm

re: #52 nyc redneck

it's a stupid gimmicky thing,
very appropriate for him.

Interesting that The One would need such a visual anchor close at hand.

Wasn't a response to the interview question ... "do you ever have doubts? .... "Never"

70 curt9988  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:38:51pm

Can you imagine the fear being stuck in terrorists' hearts as they read this? No, I don't think you can.

71 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:39:09pm

From the same outfit making a buck selling the blue book:

' The wooden sculpture that Barack Obama has brought into the Oval Office combines African tribal tradition with a poignant message. Obtained on a 2006 visit to his ancestral Kenya, the “Egg of Power” symbolizes the fragility of chiefly power: According to an ancient proverb, power is like an egg; if it’s held too tightly, it breaks, and if it’s held too loosely, it will slip from grasp."

Yours for $150.00

72 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:39:11pm

re: #65 ArmyWife

I never!

You need lessons? ;)

73 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:39:14pm

Just before Sharia makes it all illegal, Kwansa will be mandatory for a year or two.
And all that other African claptrap.
(Like a handshake with a white man can make your (you-know-what) disappear.)

74 saberry0530  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:39:37pm

2 more eggs and I can have descent omelet!

75 chee toe  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:39:44pm

re: #68 FurryOldGuyJeans

That's right - there's not gonna be any more hard-wood in there....

76 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:39:55pm

re: #57 carefulnow

"Pocket Obama." Who buys this stuff?


We all do.....
/

It is an unofficial requirement for to own, read and carry this book at all times......

*a couple clicks on the right arrows will get you to this page*

77 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:39:55pm

re: #71 avanti

does it come with a free ShamWow? Snuggie? WackChop?

78 path  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:40:11pm

re: #71 avanti

From the same outfit making a buck selling the blue book:

' The wooden sculpture that Barack Obama has brought into the Oval Office combines African tribal tradition with a poignant message. Obtained on a 2006 visit to his ancestral Kenya, the “Egg of Power” symbolizes the fragility of chiefly power: According to an ancient proverb, power is like an egg; if it’s held too tightly, it breaks, and if it’s held too loosely, it will slip from grasp."

Yours for $150.00


Not really, ours for trillions and trillions.....

79 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:40:16pm

All kidding aside, it does look pretty cool, and the concept behind it is neat.

Won't make me change my opinion of our current POTUS and his policies, though.

80 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:40:29pm

re: #71 avanti

From the same outfit making a buck selling the blue book:

' The wooden sculpture that Barack Obama has brought into the Oval Office combines African tribal tradition with a poignant message. Obtained on a 2006 visit to his ancestral Kenya, the “Egg of Power” symbolizes the fragility of chiefly power: According to an ancient proverb, power is like an egg; if it’s held too tightly, it breaks, and if it’s held too loosely, it will slip from grasp."

Yours for $150.00

I swear that outfit was started by P.T. Barnum. So many idiots and fools with gobs of cash.

81 Truck Monkey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:40:30pm

Nanoo Nanoo. Mork to Orson. Come in Orson.

/Robin Williams at his cocaine crazed best

82 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:40:39pm

re: #71 avanti

From the same outfit making a buck selling the blue book:

' The wooden sculpture that Barack Obama has brought into the Oval Office combines African tribal tradition with a poignant message. Obtained on a 2006 visit to his ancestral Kenya, the “Egg of Power” symbolizes the fragility of chiefly power: According to an ancient proverb, power is like an egg; if it’s held too tightly, it breaks, and if it’s held too loosely, it will slip from grasp."

Yours for $150.00

If that's what it means, i hope its a lesson he takes to heart. If he does, he'll be a better man and a better leader for it.

83 mfarmer1  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:40:41pm

Makes one long for the days when our President had a jar of jelly beans on the Resolute Desk.

84 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:40:50pm

An egg, but no balls.

85 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:41:04pm

Forget the African egg.
I like the Escher Egg:
Image: escher_egg.jpg

86 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:41:09pm

One Egg to rule them all, One Egg to find them, One Egg to bring them all and in the darkness bind them ...
MMMMMMMMMMM....omelet!.........
Homer Simpson

87 chee toe  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:41:38pm

re: #86 IslandLibertarian

Floor-pie!

88 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:41:42pm

re: #24 ArmyWife

What the hell is an egg of power?

from African proverb...power held to tight....breaks....hile to loose...it slips away.......

89 path  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:41:58pm

re: #84 WriterMom

An egg, but no balls.


Absolute best statement of the night!

90 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:03pm

It's Obama's personal Kwanza.

91 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:04pm

re: #67 carefulnow

But is it enough to stimulate the economy?
/

Depends on which end you stick in.

92 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:06pm

re: #79 Slumbering Behemoth

All kidding aside, it does look pretty cool, and the concept behind it is neat.

Won't make me change my opinion of our current POTUS and his policies, though.

Yea, felt a bit better with the concept. Better then my WTF ?

93 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:14pm

re: #71 avanti

No, it was a hundred bucks! ...Wait a minute, are you ...

Pocket Obamas, get your Pocket Obamas - $75

94 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:19pm

re: #88 Inquisitive

from African proverb...power held to tight....breaks....hile to loose...it slips away.......

hile=held

95 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:26pm

Does that really fit up his butt?

96 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:42pm

re: #89 path

I'm just getting started!

97 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:52pm

re: #81 Truck Monkey

Nanoo Nanoo. Mork to Orson. Come in Orson.

/Robin Williams at his cocaine crazed best

Well, he's still very funny when he wants to be. Watching him when gets going is like watching a tornado throwing debris. Only in his case, the debris are jokes and the great majority of them are very funny.

98 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:52pm
99 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:42:54pm

The fooking yokes on US.

100 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:26pm

re: #92 avanti

I'd have felt better if it was a magical eight ball. It would have answered many, many questions I have about this week.

101 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:28pm

re: #77 ArmyWife

does it come with a free ShamWow? Snuggie? WackChop?

No, but it does come with a free ShariaWow, Snnuzzie, and a HeadChop.

102 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:33pm

re: #32 jcm

That's the hand that is shoving bailouts up your wazoo.

103 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:39pm

quiche-eating surrender monkeys

104 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:40pm

re: #95 Walter L. Newton

ew.

105 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:49pm

re: #29 Sharmuta

So it's settled- the egg came first.
106 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:50pm

re: #98 buzzsawmonkey

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

107 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:51pm

re: #86 IslandLibertarian

One Egg to rule them all, One Egg to find them, One Egg to bring them all and in the darkness bind them ...
MMMMMMMMMMM....omelet!.........
Homer Simpson

Are you calling Obama a Dark Lord?!

RACIST!

108 chee toe  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:43:59pm

re: #100 ArmyWife

I'd have felt better if it was a magical eight ball. It would have answered many, many questions I have about this week.

Dead-on! LOL

109 FloridaAnole  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:09pm

An Egg of Power. Heh.
One Egg to rule them all, one Egg to find them; one Egg ... o hell it's been over 20 years since I last read the Lord of the Rings. .

110 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:10pm

Honco Roosters know that only hens lay eggs......

111 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:23pm

re: #103 solomonpanting

Omlette Making Surrender POTUS

112 saberry0530  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:30pm

re: #105 A Kiwi Infidel

www.myspacegraphicsandanimations.com...]>

According to Walter, Obama came first!

/

113 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:37pm

re: #57 carefulnow

"Pocket Obama." Who buys this stuff?

Do you really have to ask that question..?

114 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:40pm

re: #77 ArmyWife

does it come with a free ShamWow? Snuggie? WackChop?

Boy, do I have a Snuggie commercial for you: [NSFW]

115 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:44pm

eggsistential

116 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:45pm

I just finished two bowls of the most wonderful chicken soup I have had in a long time. I don't know why, I didn't do anything special to make it. But, I want to share my recipe with everyone here.

First, you ask the chicken nicely to lay down next to your knife...

117 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:55pm

re: #88 Inquisitive

from African proverb...power held to tight....breaks....hile to loose...it slips away.......

Then, wouldn't it be "The Gentle Hand of Power"?
I mean, it could be holding a butterfly or a crystal orb or a sea-kitten.........

118 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:44:58pm

re: #111 WriterMom

Omlette Making Surrender POTUS

Waffle eater, too.

119 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:45:00pm

re: #95 Walter L. Newton

Does that really fit up his butt?

You be the judge...

120 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:45:11pm

re: #99 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

The fooking yokes on US.

Are you Irish?

121 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:45:28pm

re: #111 WriterMom

Omlette Making Surrender POTUS

Thank you for the translation.

122 LEGION  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:45:28pm

re: #99 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

The fooking yokes on US.

Unfortunately, you are right.

123 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:45:36pm

That didnt work so I'll try again......

re: #29 Sharmuta

So it's settled- the egg came first.

Ah, no, the chicken did

124 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:45:37pm

it's supposed to be his hand holding the egg, which represents life.
he's got the hold world btw his fingers.
that is the context, in which i view this piece of art.
he is that vain.

125 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:45:49pm

re: #76 jcm

Image: LittleRedBook.jpg

Pocket Obama =

?

126 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:46:00pm

Leggo my Egg, O!

127 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:46:11pm

You know, you have to hold an egg just right to break it in your hand.
Hold it wrong and it takes a tremendous amount of power to break.

128 BingoBunny  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:46:40pm

Lenin had 3 monkeys setting on his desk.. you know.. see nothing ..hear nothing.. say nothing.. very apt for the commie group/murder think.

Obama.. has a future omelet setting on his.. what a mess that egg will be.

/how many democrats does it take to scramble an egg..? how many democrats are there?

129 Steve Rogers  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:46:41pm

Obama believes there are 57 eggs in a dozen.

130 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:46:46pm

re: #106 WriterMom

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wouldn't you just love to have buzzsaw over for dinner some night?

131 UberInfidel67  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:47:08pm

re: #71 avanti

' The wooden sculpture that Barack Obama has brought into the Oval Office combines African tribal tradition with a poignant message. Obtained on a 2006 visit to his ancestral birthplace Kenya, the “Egg of Power” symbolizes the fragility of chiefly power: According to an ancient proverb, power is like an egg; if it’s held too tightly, it breaks, and if it’s held too loosely, it will slip from grasp.

Kidding kidding! lol

132 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:47:12pm

re: #64 buzzsawmonkey

It's good to know there's at least one huevo in the Oval Office.

Don't sell The One short. I'll bet he's a regular huevón.

133 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:47:15pm

re: #125 carefulnow

[Link: upload.wikimedia.org...]

Pocket Obama =

?

Somebody early this morning was having fun at Amazon....
I caught a screen shot.

134 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:47:41pm

From the link:

It’s allegedly based on some “ancient African proverb,” which means that (a) the proverb was made up by some white dude 20 years ago and (b) it completely contradicts the horrid reality on the ground in Africa — the last place from which we should be adopting “proverbs.”

As to (a), that's a bold statement to make without any evidence. And regarding (b), I'll take my proverbs where I find them. Denigrating an entire continent of people and their wisdom (I reserve judgment on this "proverb" until I actually find someone who can tell me what it says) because of the misery in which many of them live seems a little bit, well, racist to these old eyes. Is everything Confucius ever said garbage because the Chicoms hold power in his homeland?

This kind of thing is easy to mock but where does it get us?

135 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:06pm

I kind of like it.

136 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:07pm

re: #127 mean Gene

You know, you have to hold an egg just right to break it in your hand.
Hold it wrong and it takes a tremendous amount of power to break.

not if you drop it.

137 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:11pm

re: #119 jcm

You be the judge...

[Video]

Er, that woman said fisting. I don't think she realized that it has more than one meaning, and not the one she meant. Me thinks she need to check her urban dictionary more often.

On a side note, what kind of sick mutherfucker has videos like that bookmarked, really to clip and paste into message on blogs like this?

:)

138 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:12pm

re: #126 esch

Leggo my Egg, O!

lEGGo, the Leggo egg!
[Link: flickr.com...]

139 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:14pm

re: #126 esch

Leggo my Egg, O!

Well, Eggos fit Obama, waffle lover that he is.

140 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:19pm

re: #130 HoosierHoops

Wouldn't you just love to have buzzsaw over for dinner some night?

We need to have a lizard convention. everyone. We need to find the exact geographical center of the US and meet there.

141 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:22pm

re: #37 MandyManners

They are almost all made in China, Thailand or Malaysia. Most experienced travelers will notice the same stuff in tourist traps wherever you go. There are genuine African things you can pick up but as a general rule they don't have the skilled workforce to make them. They are all made overseas and imported.
In all my travels there is one thing that I regret not buying. When I was in Morocco I was digging through a box of miscellaneous "antique" metal stuff (door knobs, hinges, etc) and found an iron Star of David. it was simple but had some detail carving. I asked the guy about it because I didn't know there were any Jews in Morocco. He said it was very old. I though he was lying and didn't buy it. He was probably right.

142 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:27pm

I have not seen this level of doo-dads since many of my Catholic friends built their Kennedy shrines.

143 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:38pm

re: #79 Slumbering Behemoth

All kidding aside, it does look pretty cool, and the concept behind it is neat.

Won't make me change my opinion of our current POTUS and his policies, though.

I would prefer seeing a bronze eagle, talons outstretched, wings up and back, screaming down to kill our enemies.

And I am partial to the warrior class vs jawboners.

144 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:53pm

re: #133 jcm

Great minds and all that....

145 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:56pm

re: #117 IslandLibertarian

Then, wouldn't it be "The Gentle Hand of Power"?
I mean, it could be holding a butterfly or a crystal orb or a sea-kitten.........

I don't know...LOL..... I just hope he is holding it loosely....so it will slip away!

146 MacDuff  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:48:59pm

re: #76 jcm

We all do.....
/

It is an unofficial requirement for to own, read and carry this book at all times......

*a couple clicks on the right arrows will get you to this page*

I thought that "the little blue book" was a joke. Geez, this stuff creeps me out more each day.

What the friggin' hell is going on in this country?!

147 notutopia  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:49:04pm

The proverb may have been up 20 years ago by a white guy, but Obama's family is very proud of him. And, they're turning out to be good financial capitalists because of his presidency.
I wish we were faring the same good fortune.

[Link: isteve.blogspot.com...]
Obama's election brought a sense of vindication, friends and family members say, particularly as government officials have made the trek down the dirt road to the Obama compound to pay their respects. President Mwai Kibaki declared a national holiday in Obama's honor.

"The death was a great blow to the Obamas," Oluoch, the cousin, said. "We had no one else to be proud of. But 26 years later, God gave us another one."

148 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:49:23pm

That statue reminds me of my youth. Tossing eggs at houses on devil's night.

149 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:49:52pm

re: #86 IslandLibertarian

One Egg to rule them all, One Egg to find them, One Egg to bring them all and in the darkness bind them ...
MMMMMMMMMMM....omelet!.........
Homer Simpson

Heee! Hee-hee! Oh, triple-dee-doo-dah updings for you.

150 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:49:56pm

re: #137 Walter L. Newton

Er, that woman said fisting. I don't think she realized that it has more than one meaning, and not the one she meant. Me thinks she need to check her urban dictionary more often.

On a side note, what kind of sick mutherfucker has videos like that bookmarked, really to clip and paste into message on blogs like this?

:)

Huh, who you talking about?

*looks around innocently*

Cause if you're talking about me I resemble that!

151 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:49:57pm

re: #29 Sharmuta

So it's settled- the egg came first.


Premature eggjaculation.

152 quickjustice  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:50:10pm

From "Horton Hatches the Egg", by Dr. Seuss:

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."

Send it to your congressman and senators!

153 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:50:35pm

Who the hell makes a sculpture based off farm industry commercials?

And who the hell buys it?

154 USBeast  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:50:35pm

Someone Photoshop some hair on the egg and let's see where that thread goes.

155 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:50:49pm

re: #1 Floral Giraffe

Eggs, all the way to the top?

eggzakly

156 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:50:57pm

re: #140 bellamags

We need to have a lizard convention. everyone. We need to find the exact geographical center of the US and meet there.

Great Idea..I hear Indiana is the Center of the universe..err Country..

157 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:02pm

re: #152 quickjustice

From "Horton Hatches the Egg", by Dr. Seuss:

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."

Send it to your congressman and senators!

It wouldn't work for my representatives. They are all jackasses.

158 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:19pm

re: #140 bellamags

We need to have a lizard convention. everyone. We need to find the exact geographical center of the US and meet there.

Kansas - are you kidding? Paging Dorothy.

/

159 BigMoo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:27pm

And I used to carry the 'instrument of absolute arbitration' in my duty holster...I can assure you that my instrument delivered positive results.

Three deep breaths, hopenchange, hopenchange, hopenchange...

160 Palandine  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:29pm

Shouldn't that be Ego of Power?

"We are the ones we've been waiting for..."

161 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:35pm

Apparently one of 0bama's friends copied Salvadore Dali's Hand holding an egg in this painting:
[Link: www.humanflowerproject.com...]

Title.....The Metamorphosis of Narcissus
Fitting.

162 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:37pm

re: #152 quickjustice

From "Horton Hatches the Egg", by Dr. Seuss:

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."

Send it to your congressman and senators!

Yes, an elephant is faithful, but what about a RINO?

163 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:49pm

Didn't Mork, of Mork and Mindy show up on this planet in some kind of inter-galactic egg?

164 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:51pm

re: #123 A Kiwi Infidel

This has got to be the first time I've ever beaten another Lizard to a joke. Yay me!

/Hey, Obama healeded mai sef asteam!

165 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:51:52pm

re: #156 HoosierHoops

Great Idea..I hear Indiana is the Center of the universe..err Country..

I thought Florida was. hmmm. Indiana would be cool though. You hosting?

166 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:04pm

re: #154 USBeast

Someone Photoshop some hair on the egg and let's see where that thread goes.

To late.......

167 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:05pm

re: #153 Sharmuta

Who the hell makes a sculpture based off farm industry commercials?

And who the hell buys it?

At least one fool, who brought it into the Oval Office, so a whole lot more fools rush to buy it.

I still think the History Company was started by P.T. Barnum.

168 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:09pm

Is it a turtle egg? Is he toying with the stack?

169 iChef  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:10pm

There's gotta be a Humpty Dumpty joke in there somewhere ....

170 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:31pm

re: #158 Bobibutu

Kansas - are you kidding? Paging Dorothy.

/

Who cares how lame it is. We can find a Holiday Inn Express and get rowdy.

171 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:38pm

re: #140 bellamags

No. We do it in DC. The Million Honco March. GAME ON!

172 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:44pm

re: #156 HoosierHoops

Great Idea..I hear Indiana is the Center of the universe..err Country..

Lebanon, Kansas

I had to know that as a student in high school, and it just stuck.

173 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:44pm

re: #158 Bobibutu

Kansas - are you kidding? Paging Dorothy.

/

My house. No Dorothy, though. And no, I'm not kidding. Actually, I am.

174 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:52:51pm

Screaming eggs

175 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:53:04pm

re: #143 Bobibutu

Me, too. Have you ever seen how gently and carefully and devotedly the bald eagles sit upon their eggs? It's beautiful.

176 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:53:30pm

re: #168 Sharmuta

Is it a turtle egg? Is he toying with the stack?

It's a 6,000 year-old dinosauer egg.

177 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:53:36pm
178 Sheepdogess  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:53:50pm

CBBHO?

179 quickjustice  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:53:54pm

re: #162 Dark_Falcon

Well, ten allegedly Republican Senators voted for that tax cheat, Geithner. Specter now says he'll vote for Holder for AG. We'll see about the rest.

180 notutopia  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:03pm

I think of Obama as the Humpty Dumpty Egg nursery rhyme.

181 FloridaAnole  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:04pm

Wait! -- somebody's going to identify that as the World Egg from which everything sprung, and claim tht proves Obama is a neo-pagan. Well, that will make a nice change from the Muslim and the 666 stuff. Plus it will enrage the Left. Heh. (Of course, we know it's Turtles All The Way).

182 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:14pm

re: #171 ArmyWife

No. We do it in DC. The Million Honco March. GAME ON!

we need t-shirts. The Million Honco March.

183 USBeast  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:16pm

re: #166 jcm

To late.......

I do believe you missed my point. Hint: Imagine two such eggs.

184 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:23pm

re: #120 Walter L. Newton

Are you Irish?

I've a bit.

185 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:31pm

re: #177 buzzsawmonkey

Guy's barely been in office a week, and already the news is eggonizing.

The yolk's on the electorate.

186 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:32pm

OT - has anyone calculated how much they are getting nailed, per capita, for these TARP bailouts? I just figured out that Citibank alone is getting about a $1000 from my family of four.

187 Shr_Nfr  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:38pm

He must be an eggistentialist. No Exit.

188 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:54:46pm

re: #180 notutopia

I think of Obama as the Humpty Dumpty Egg nursery rhyme.

With scrambled brains.

189 BigMoo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:55:07pm

Who was the 'Batman' character that Vincent Price played...."Egghead" ?
They were masterful at adding 'egg' into just about every line in Vincent's script. Just masterful.

190 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:55:11pm

Let's see...we've got waffles and eggs so far...bacon should be arriving any day now with the Iran/Israel situation..I don't know how he'll do it, but he will. He must have read some Vonnegut while tripping.

OMG...he's setting the stage for pardoning the Juice!

191 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:55:23pm

re: #153 Sharmuta

Who the hell makes a sculpture based off farm industry commercials? And who the hell buys it?

Can you see the secret service dealing with him on overseas trips...

"Do you have an empty pocket, here, no I want that keychain. Well then, but it in your other pocket. I don't care if you gun is there, what do you need the gun for. Michelle, you already have a beret, no, I know this one has a poodle on it, but we don't need any more."

192 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:55:34pm

re: #165 bellamags

I thought Florida was. hmmm. Indiana would be cool though. You hosting?

I think we should talk about it.. Sounds like fun..We'd probably have to send out NCIS to find BuzzSaw.. Jorline is the chef

193 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:55:41pm

re: #134 Cato the Elder

From the link:

As to (a), that's a bold statement to make without any evidence. And regarding (b), I'll take my proverbs where I find them. Denigrating an entire continent of people and their wisdom (I reserve judgment on this "proverb" until I actually find someone who can tell me what it says) because of the misery in which many of them live seems a little bit, well, racist to these old eyes. Is everything Confucius ever said garbage because the Chicoms hold power in his homeland?

This kind of thing is easy to mock but where does it get us?

Here's the real art with the proverb. (Top of page)

link

194 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:55:48pm

re: #182 bellamags

I'll commission the graphic artist. My treat.

/thank goodness my BIL is one...

195 Shr_Nfr  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:55:57pm

re: #152 quickjustice

Hoo?

196 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:04pm

re: #130 HoosierHoops

My door is always open, and in the summer-my deck and BBQ always at your service.

197 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:13pm

re: #187 Shr_Nfr

He must be an eggistentialist. No Exit.

Don't you mean "No eggzit"?

198 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:23pm

re: #134 Cato the Elder

As to (a), that's a bold statement to make without any evidence.

Which is perhaps why the author used the word "allegedly"?

199 HelloDare  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:24pm

That's a severed hand. That kind of stuff goes on a lot in Africa and Muslim countries.

200 pat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:33pm

Yeah. Africa holds a lot of lessons on how to run a country, do what is right, etc. Yeah . Sure. /

201 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:37pm
"Egg of Power'


I don't get it. I don't think anything about this man is funny.
For the first time in my life I'm scared of my country.

202 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:51pm

re: #177 buzzsawmonkey

Guy's barely been in office a week, and already the news is eggonizing.


he's poached...

203 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:53pm

re: #182 bellamags

we need t-shirts. The Million Honco March.

Have a Honco Day!

204 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:55pm

re: #180 notutopia

I think of Obama as the Humpty Dumpty Egg nursery rhyme.

All of Soros' horses and all of Soros' men...

205 notutopia  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:56:55pm

re: #188 solomonpanting
He's going to take a big fall. The bigger you are the harder you crack and fall.
Scrambled everything....

206 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:57:05pm

re: #183 USBeast

I do believe you missed my point. Hint: Imagine two such eggs.

Lot of colors, no hair.......

*bout half way down middle, pisses me off*

207 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:57:13pm

re: #187 Shr_Nfr

He must be an eggistentialist. No Exit.

eggsactly

208 BigMoo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:57:20pm

re: #200 pat

And such a rich history of success...

209 The Shadow Do  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:57:26pm

re: #156 HoosierHoops

Great Idea..I hear Indiana is the Center of the universe..err Country..

Hoosier! Let's meet here, at the crossroads...

Is the Little Harlem Hotel still there?

210 path  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:57:31pm

re: #201 unrealizedviewpoint

I don't get it. I don't think anything about this man is funny.
For the first time in my life I'm scared of my country.


Scared OF my country or, scared FOR my country?

211 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:57:37pm
212 notutopia  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:58:04pm

re: #201 unrealizedviewpoint

I don't get it. I don't think anything about this man is funny.
For the first time in my life I'm scared of my country.

I'm scared FOR my country.

213 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:58:06pm

re: #141 Killgore Trout

There still is a large Jewish community in Fez, Casablanca and other Morocan cities. But that Star of David was probably from Jews that were slaughtered in Jihadi pogroms, forced to convert or forced out of Morocco in 1967 or 1948.

214 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:58:13pm

The only egg I am worried about is my nest egg. These fascist bastards (big business + big business) who have a monopoly on force are robbing us.

215 gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:58:39pm

It's a finely-sculpted, highly-polished, well-marketed... turd.

Just like it's owner.

216 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:58:41pm

re: #211 buzzsawmonkey

Well, he is trying to achieve poach 'em in terris...

huevos locos as they say down in NM....

217 Shr_Nfr  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:58:47pm

re: #197 wolfie

I was trying not to be making a Sartire of the man.

218 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:59:03pm

re: #160 Palandine

Shouldn't that be Ego of Power?

"We are the ones we've been waiting for..."

The Eggo's of Toasted.

Maple, where are ya' babe?

219 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:59:04pm

Image: egghand.jpg

Seriously- sculpture based on advertisements. Kinda tacky in the Oval Office.

220 stuiec  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:59:08pm

re: #7 Charles

Run! It's the Egg of Power! Gah!

We who are Star Trek fans know how invaluable this object is. In fact, it will be the key to ending Iran's nuclear program.

All the One has to do is to meet with the Iranian leadership in his famous no-preconditions diplomacy, and bring the Egg of Power with him. And when they ask what it's for, as they inevitably will, he can say, "Well, here's the thing. If you can answer its riddle, we will not interfere any further with your nuclear program in any way -- but if you cannot, you must relinquish your uranium enrichment and recognize Israel's right to exist peacefully alongside a Palestinian state. Are you confident enough in your wisdom to take on this Western trinket?"

Of course, they will say yes. They cannot at that point admit that their wisdom and knowledge might not be up to the challenge.

And then the One will say, "All right, then. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

And they will melt down -- like Norman, the coordinator android on Mudd's planet.

A powerful object, indeed!

221 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:59:14pm

re: #196 WriterMom

My door is always open, and in the summer-my deck and BBQ always at your service.

*wink* You're the best writermom.. I got a swimming pool and hot tub..you come here this summer.

222 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:59:17pm

re: #186 shiek al beif salami

it's eggpensive for sure

223 oozel  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:59:25pm

I’d like to see him turn it into the great suppository of power

224 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 6:59:38pm

re: #177 buzzsawmonkey

Guy's barely been in office a week, and already the news is eggonizing.

You were expecting more hardboiled reportage?

225 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:00:09pm

re: #222 ArmyWife

eggzackly.

226 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:00:23pm
227 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:00:35pm

re: #221 HoosierHoops

*wink* You're the best writermom.. I got a swimming pool and hot tub..you come here this summer.

I have a river with assorted hot springs...non of that artificial stuff

228 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:00:37pm

If Obama was Italian, rather than the "Egg of Power", he'd have the "Salami de Amore".

We should be thankful.

229 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:00:57pm

Now THIS is egg art.

230 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:01:05pm

re: #210 path

Scared OF my country or, scared FOR my country?

Both. I really really tried, following the election, then the inauguration, to give this f*ckin' 'plant' the benefit of the doubt. I can't anymore.

231 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:01:20pm

re: #226 buzzsawmonkey

Just think positively, hopeandchangey and concentrate on keeping your sunny side up.

232 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:01:24pm

re: #209 The Shadow Do

Hoosier! Let's meet here, at the crossroads...

Is the Little Harlem Hotel still there?

Gak! Did you just google the red light district? HAHAHA

233 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:01:30pm

re: #219 Sharmuta

[Link: www.aeb.org...]

Seriously- sculpture based on advertisements. Kinda tacky in the Oval Office.

Two tacky things in the Oval Office now. ;)

234 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:01:33pm

We're living in the land of Omelot.

235 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:01:37pm

re: #226 buzzsawmonkey

Well, at least the reporters could scramble a little.

They'd only accuse each other of "poaching my story".

236 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:01:54pm

re: #227 albusteve

Wow...where?

237 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:01:55pm

goes with all those wooden nickels

238 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:05pm

re: #228 Ringo the Gringo

I resemble that.

239 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:13pm

Egg Art with class

240 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:21pm

"See this egg, Sen. Obama? It represents the Constitution, the United States, and the American People. If you can take care of it and protect it for two weeks, and return it unharmed, you will have proven that you can be the next POTUS. Do you understand"?

/That cheating sonuvabitch used a wooden egg!

241 Shr_Nfr  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:21pm

re: #224 Occasional Reader

Maybe it has batteries and his Michelle uses it. (Sorry, but that nail stuck up and I had to hit it.)

242 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:24pm

re: #50 jcm

Same outfit selling the Obama's Little Blue Book.

Many African-American people I know have versions of this egg sculpture in their homes--it is, I think, based on some traditional wood carving styles from West Africa (Ghana?). It isn't sinister or uncommon. As for the dang "blue book" that is sheer capitalist entrepreneurship--and, no more sinister than the hero-worship of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. at MLK-Day gatherings.

I think African-American people are among the most resilient, loyal, enduring, faith-filled people in our country. It has been a privilege for me to work on various "team oriented" civic and service projects with them--they know how to organize, how to "make a way when there ain't know way!" and they do find inspiration in Africa-centric artwork, mythology, traditions.

These are also fierce, fearsomely passionate individuals, and I would never want to come between them and a cherished, beloved member of the great extended family of black people in America. I don't think I will ever understand, and Obama is their son, their darling, their pride. Therefore my dissent--even here, my free-speech "home" on LGF--needs to be dissent from policies, anger at bad ideas and failed ideology. We are on very thin ice and on dangerous ground. I have to watch myself, speaking just for myself, because sometimes I shoot from the lip.

243 HelloDare  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:28pm

The egg used to belong to a rich guy. It was redistributed.

244 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:29pm

re: #234 shiek al beif salami

We're living in the land of Omelot.

Will The One give us his Benedict-ion?

245 path  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:37pm

re: #230 unrealizedviewpoint

Both. I really really tried, following the election, then the inauguration, to give this f*ckin' 'plant' the benefit of the doubt. I can't anymore.


Well, I feel a lot like you do but, just take each day as it comes. Do what you can.

246 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:02:47pm

re: #185 Sharmuta

The yolk's on the electorate.

Harrrgh....

247 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:07pm

re: #192 HoosierHoops

I think we should talk about it.. Sounds like fun..We'd probably have to send out NCIS to find BuzzSaw.. Jorline is the chef

we should. give enough time for everyone to plan to go. Yes Jorline for the catering as long as he makes his LGBT sandwiches.

248 slartybartfast  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:08pm

Maybe we should send BHO a frying pan saying, "This is drugs..." to go with his "egg."

(If you don't remember the PSA saying, "This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?" then this won't make sense.)

OT, I just sent this little note to my senators:

Now, there's a vote coming up on the so-called "stimulus package." Ugh! "PORK" is what it is. You can't make it bigger and bigger and say, "Well, now it's not 'pork-barrel spending, now it's STIMULUS." Bull-shit.

Let me have my billfold back.

I hope the B.S. comment wasn't over the top.

249 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:10pm

re: #227 albusteve

I have a river with assorted hot springs...non of that artificial stuff

Does that hot springs have a little fridge for the Bud Light? No?
SHUT UP! LOLOLOLOL

250 BigMoo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:14pm

Egg of Power, closing Gitmo, blaming America first, a couple trillion in additional deficit spending... I reckon there's no way to get a 'Mulligan' on what the electorate did in 2008...

251 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:21pm

re: #239 Sharmuta

Egg Art with class

It ain't African, so gotta be disparaged.

252 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:23pm
253 FloridaAnole  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:38pm

re: #179 quickjustice

Well, ten allegedly Republican Senators voted for that tax cheat, Geithner. Specter now says he'll vote for Holder for AG. We'll see about the rest.

Now, tell me again why they threw Leona Helmsley into the slammer, but made this Geithner dude Sec. of the Treasury?

254 HelloDare  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:45pm

Snakes lay eggs.

255 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:53pm

re: #229 Sharmuta

Now THIS is egg art.


that doesnt look Russian to me...Faberge would be insulted

256 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:55pm

My eggs of power are of stone and would completely ruin the other egg of power which is made of wood and is totally tacky.

257 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:03:58pm

re: #133 jcm

That is funny! I regret having only 1 upding to give!

258 ArchangelMichael  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:04:35pm
Egg of Power

Does this mean if a fellowship of nine intrepid adventurers can steal it and take it across country and then to Hawaii and throw it in a volcano that The Zero will disappear, his Ivory Tower will crumble, and his legions of Uruk-Hopenchangai will feel into obscurity in the wastelands?

259 shiek al beif salami  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:04:53pm

In certain languages that have trouble with "h"s, people enjoy going to the theater to watch productions of Shaekspeare's Omelot.

(Azerbaijani is one language that comes to mind.)

260 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:04:53pm

re: #247 bellamags

we should. give enough time for everyone to plan to go. Yes Jorline for the catering as long as he makes his LGBT sandwiches.

I think it could be really fun

261 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:02pm

re: #242 Joan

As for the dang "blue book" that is sheer capitalist entrepreneurship

I'm a little skeptical of the "blue book"... the one on Amazon appeared to be tongue in cheek.

(Not that I'd put it past the adoring acolytes of The One, mind you)

262 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:05pm

The egg of power in Africa represented how much gold or diamonds each person had to deliver to the kleptocrat king or chief in order to live another year as his slave.
What does it stand for here?

263 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:06pm

For all these egg puns, you guys are toast.

264 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:11pm

re: #170 bellamags

Who cares how lame it is. We can find a Holiday Inn Express and get rowdy.

Ha! It's a corn field in north central Kansas just south of the Nebraska border.

Lebanon KS is the closest town ... checking for a Holiday Inn. ;-)

265 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:22pm

re: #249 HoosierHoops

Does that hot springs have a little fridge for the Bud Light? No?
SHUT UP! LOLOLOLOL


bar tenders are provided....

266 ArchangelMichael  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:29pm

re: #258 ArchangelMichael

Flee

PIMF

267 slartybartfast  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:30pm

re: #248 slartybartfast

Here's the PSA.

Replying to myself. God! I have gone mad!

/insanity you can believe in!

268 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:36pm

re: #245 path

Well, I feel a lot like you do but, just take each day as it comes. Do what you can.

I know, I'm so not alone. I feel the anger grow all around. I see it here everyday - Good folks lashing out attacking one another, over a slip of the key.

269 The Shadow Do  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:47pm

re: #232 HoosierHoops

Gak! Did you just google the red light district? HAHAHA

Picture Michael Pollard looking down, twisting his toe in the dirt....

270 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:57pm

re: #263 Charles

For all these egg puns, you guys are toast.

Not if we pancake you first.

/kidding

271 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:05:58pm

re: #263 Charles

For all these egg puns, you guys are toast.

Please don't be so hard boiled about it.

272 gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:06:05pm

He's a real eggomaniac.

273 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:06:12pm

re: #264 Bobibutu

Ha! It's a corn field in north central Kansas just south of the Nebraska border.

Lebanon KS is the closest town ... checking for a Holiday Inn. ;-)

I never heard of Lebanon Kansas till this thread.

274 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:06:20pm

re: #263 Charles

For all these egg puns, you guys are toast.

cheese and tomato?...mmmmmm

275 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:06:40pm

re: #248 slartybartfast

Maybe we should send BHO a frying pan saying, "This is drugs..." to go with his "egg."

(If you don't remember the PSA saying, "This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?" then this won't make sense.)

OT, I just sent this little note to my senators:

I hope the B.S. comment wasn't over the top.

Now that there is a single party in power any ideals of no pork get tossed in the bin post haste. People may have been rightly mad at the Republican majority for being spend thrift, but 30+ years of prior Dem control and fiscal irresponsibility seems to have been conveniently forgotten or ignored.

276 notutopia  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:06:41pm

Egg Sandwich Yum!

277 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:06:48pm

If I had egg puns I wouldn't need toast!

278 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:06:52pm

re: #242 Joan

I think African-American people are among the most resilient, loyal, enduring, faith-filled people in our country.

I'm curious; Which races/ ethnicities in the US do you find to be among the least resilient, loyal, enduring, and faith-filled?

279 Palandine  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:06:54pm

Does anyone have any insight into how the Bush Derangement Syndrome weirdos focused their anger for 8 whole years? I've only been mildly annoyed* with the Messiah for a little over two weeks, and it's exhausting.

*The real anger won't start until he truly begins his assault on the First (Fairness Doctrine, Card Check Rule) and Second Amendments to the Constitution, and the redistribution of wealth begins in ernest.

280 ArchangelMichael  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:02pm

re: #272 gort

He's a real eggomaniac.

"Can I just eat my waffle"

281 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:05pm

re: #242 Joan

um, where'd all that come from?

282 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:05pm

It can put the rumors that The One is Muslim to rest - obviously he is eggnostic!

283 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:14pm

re: #264 Bobibutu

Ha! It's a corn field in north central Kansas just south of the Nebraska border.

Lebanon KS is the closest town ... checking for a Holiday Inn. ;-)

OMG. how fun. we could rent the corn field and pitch tents.

284 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:15pm

The artwork in the POTUS office seems a little eggstravagant. Just a little eggsessively obnoxious.

285 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:15pm

I've told you guys ovum and ovum.

286 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:15pm

re: #242 Joan

Wonderful response a thread back, thank you.

To me the egg sculpture is neither here nor there. Other than having a little fun at The Ones expense. The mindset behind those who publish The Little Blue Book, the Presidential Pledge, and other things I find very worrisome.

287 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:20pm
288 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:37pm

I think he's just an alien in an 'Egger' suit.

289 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:42pm

re: #263 Charles

For all these egg puns, you guys are toast.

I surrender! (Because I'm French toast)

290 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:44pm

re: #263 Charles

For all these egg puns, you guys are toast.

I'm crushed!

291 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:45pm
292 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:52pm

re: #277 mean Gene

If I had egg puns I wouldn't need toast!


a shell of an attitude....

293 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:07:55pm

re: #285 Charles

I've told you guys ovum and ovum.

You expecting us to count the times and chicken out?

294 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:08:01pm

re: #278 Occasional Reader

Oooo ooooh....GOOD QUESTION.

295 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:08:14pm

re: #263 Charles

For all these egg puns, you guys are toast.

eggsactly.
(hope someone didn't use that one already)
:)

296 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:08:22pm

re: #289 Occasional Reader

I surrender! (Because I'm French toast)

And here I was just going to waffle.

297 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:08:23pm
298 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:08:38pm

re: #285 Charles

I've told you guys ovum and ovum.

I just can't get it through my thick egg-noggin.

299 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:08:52pm

re: #296 Sharmuta

And here I was just going to waffle.

I wanna flip-flop Jack!

300 gregg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:00pm

Many years ago, I received a something similar as gift, but instead of an egg, the hand was holding some bok choy. Unfortunately, I forgot the symbolism.

301 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:01pm

re: #297 buzzsawmonkey

Each new post just eggs us on.

Aww...that one was way over-easy.

302 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:02pm

re: #242 Joan

You said it better then I could of. It's fun to crack wise about insignificant things, but it should not get too snarky. Obama, is of partly African decent, the proverb is pretty wise, and the gift was from his home continent.
The fact that he did not toss it in a closet might mean he agrees with the proverb. I'm not saying his base should rush out and buy one though, that's just weird.

303 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:08pm

I picked the wrong thread to be soooo damn Eggcited.

304 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:10pm

re: #259 shiek al beif salami

In certain languages that have trouble with "h"s, people enjoy going to the theater to watch productions of Shaekspeare's Omelot.

(Azerbaijani is one language that comes to mind.)

Russian. Cockney.

305 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:19pm

re: #292 albusteve

a shell of an attitude....

these yolks are getting ridiculous

306 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:22pm
307 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:37pm

You guys really crack me up.

308 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:09:41pm

re: #198 Occasional Reader

Which is perhaps why the author used the word "allegedly"?

No, what the author says is that the proverb is allegedly African, casting doubt on whether it is or not, and then goes on to state positively that that means it was made up by some white guy. Not that it was allegedly made up. Look at the sentence. It's insidious.

As to the actual origin, Avanti provided me with a link. Thanks, Avanti! Until someone proves that it's a made-up proverb, whether by a white dude or some other dude, I'm going to say that all the ridicule is misplaced.

309 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:10pm

I think it's a warning...to chickens...that he has their young

310 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:13pm

re: #307 Sharmuta

You guys really crack me up.

Shell-shucked?

311 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:14pm

re: #303 unrealizedviewpoint

I picked the wrong thread to be soooo damn Eggcited.

I think its a shell of a good thread.

312 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:15pm

re: #297 buzzsawmonkey

Each new post just eggs us on.


whip me to a marangue big boy.....

313 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:21pm

re: #264 Bobibutu

Ha! It's a corn field in north central Kansas just south of the Nebraska border.

Lebanon KS is the closest town ... checking for a Holiday Inn. ;-)

OMG - there is one! Well of course for everyone wanting to get to the Geo Center of the lower 48 .... now do we include AK and HI in the mix?

314 Cognito  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:27pm

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

315 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:30pm

re: #306 buzzsawmonkey

True, but nobody had done it yet.

At least it wasn't poached.

316 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:41pm

re: #285 Charles

Proving again you are the eggspert. (was that used yet?)

317 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:43pm

re: #263 Charles

For all these egg puns, you guys are toast.

YEAH TOAST!

318 Guy_Philly  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:10:45pm

in the new administration:
1. The egg will be spelled "Oegg"
2. Oeggs must be opened at the pointy end
3. Soft-boiled oeggs will be illegal (making it pointless for rule 2)
4. Everyone shall eat Oeggs Obama for breakfast (a committee will be formed to determine the recipe for Oeggs Obama)
5. Chickens will be considered sacred and Purdue Farms will be taxed out of business for killing the mother of oeggs

319 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:02pm

re: #306 buzzsawmonkey

Yup. But....'over-easy'? Get it?

320 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:11pm
321 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:12pm

re: #309 jcbunga

I think it's a warning...to chickens...that he has their young

Maybe it refers to the fact that revolutions, like chickens, devour their own?

322 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:15pm
323 bse5150  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:17pm

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

324 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:39pm
325 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:42pm

re: #273 kansas

I never heard of Lebanon Kansas till this thread.

Nor I my friend - nor I.

326 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:53pm

re: #314 Cognito

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

They could go a long way to fixing the situation if they would STFU for a few days. Every time things start to get a little better, here they come bad mouthing it again. They really need shit to get worse.

327 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:11:58pm

re: #313 Bobibutu

OMG - there is one! Well of course for everyone wanting to get to the Geo Center of the lower 48 .... now do we include AK and HI in the mix?

Nope. to complicated. we will thank HI and AK at the conference.

328 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:05pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

Yep, damned silly. Couldn't agree more.

329 BignJames  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:06pm

No government jobs or stimulus funds for egg whites.

330 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:07pm

re: #314 Cognito

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

Good to see you, Cognito. How are things going?

331 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:14pm

re: #315 Sharmuta

At least it wasn't poached.

that was really powdered...

332 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:18pm

re: #323 bse5150

Oh come on.

333 solomonpanting  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:19pm

So The Manchurian Candidate turns out to be an egg plant?

334 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:21pm

re: #324 buzzsawmonkey

Shweet. I have discovered the dark delights of ding-whorage.

335 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:34pm
336 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:46pm

re: #333 solomonpanting

So The Manchurian Candidate turns out to be an egg plant?

LMAO

337 Catttt  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:49pm

Late to thread, too lazy to read it.

OBVIOUSLY (ask any woman) the man stole, bought, or otherwise obtained the egg from a WOMAN.

338 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:53pm

re: #314 Cognito

re: #323 bse5150

sometimes things are just fun.

339 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:12:59pm

re: #281 carefulnow

um, where'd all that come from?

I know, I know....sometimes it surprises me that I'm not just in a corner somewhere, drooling and moaning.

/hee-hee. I live in Moonbattia and nobody gets me....

340 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:11pm

Yes let's talk about SOMETHING IMPORTANT NOW. We haven't talked about anything IMPORTANT TODAY.

341 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:17pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

Yeah, because we never, ever have threads about stuff that matters.

/

342 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:34pm

re: #334 esch

Shweet. I have discovered the dark delights of ding-whorage.

i dinged you for that

343 Catttt  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:35pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

No. Feel free to move along, if you wish.

344 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:36pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

Can't we have some fun? LGF shouldn't serious all the time. The world is grim right now, but that makes laughter all the more important.

345 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:42pm

Maybe it's a goose egg...which is all he's got

346 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:46pm

re: #323 bse5150

*whack*

347 path  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:47pm

re: #328 Charles

Yep, damned silly. Couldn't agree more.

Silly, refreshing, relaxing --- dare I say "fun."

348 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:50pm

re: #314 Cognito

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

That mess on your head is 3 fresh country eggs..over easy.

349 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:53pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.


go ahead..we'll catch up with you when we're done here

350 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:55pm

re: #340 WriterMom

Yes let's talk about SOMETHING IMPORTANT NOW. We haven't talked about anything IMPORTANT TODAY.

I think at this point some group therapy is definitely in line.

351 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:13:57pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

Does it make us look like Kos?

352 Unakite  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:05pm

re: #71 avanti

From the same outfit making a buck selling the blue book:

' The wooden sculpture that Barack Obama has brought into the Oval Office combines African tribal tradition with a poignant message. Obtained on a 2006 visit to his ancestral Kenya, the “Egg of Power” symbolizes the fragility of chiefly power: According to an ancient proverb, power is like an egg; if it’s held too tightly, it breaks, and if it’s held too loosely, it will slip from grasp."

Yours for $150.00

And if you crack it open and add milk, it makes a good breakfast.

353 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:05pm

re: #314 Cognito

I wouldn't hold your breath. Just sayin'.

354 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:13pm

re: #335 buzzsawmonkey

I see you fail to appreciate the social value of slapstick.

For one thing, it protects your lips in the wintertime.

355 gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:20pm

goacyenhehp

(scrambled hopeychange)

356 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:21pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

If you can't see the difference, no lizard can help you see.

357 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:24pm

re: #341 Occasional Reader

Yeah, because we never, ever have threads about stuff that matters.

/

The question was raised, "Which was first? Chicken or Egg?"

It's an EVOLUTION THREAD!

*ducks*

358 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:34pm
359 VioletTiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:48pm

Perhaps we can use one of these on that egg?

[Link: www.strangenewproducts.com...]

360 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:49pm

re: #314 Cognito

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

Yeah, well - from your lips to Gods ear.

They are the source of the problem - and you think they can come up with a solution?

Unrealistic expectations/desires Cog.

361 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:14:49pm
362 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:15:02pm

Some people can't appreciate a humor break? Well, I'll be deviled.

363 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:15:03pm

re: #342 bellamags

i dinged you for that


364 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:15:07pm

re: #341 Occasional Reader

Maybe we should consult DAVID SCHWARTZ, MILLIONAIRE YACHT OWNER, gazillion dollar dot com hot shot real estate. JA JA?

365 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:15:07pm

re: #314 Cognito

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

Then I would start praying to the Egg of Power, bowing down in front of the Eagle Poster of Inspiration and listen to the rhythm of the Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics because that's what's it's going to take to keep him from damaging the country.

Basically a miracle.

366 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:15:11pm

re: #358 buzzsawmonkey

Mouthful-nic thinks he's Graham Chapman coming in to interrupt a "too-silly" Python skit.

well we DID do the nose....and the hat

367 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:15:43pm

re: #323 bse5150

You are right. Let's change the subject. Anyone up for eggistentialism?

368 Buster Bunny  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:15:46pm

re: #357 jcm

The question was raised, "Which was first? Chicken or Egg?"

It's an EVOLUTION THREAD!

*ducks*

dare we egg you on .. with that sort of behaviour?

369 mshaw  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:16:15pm

Am I missing something? Why is this thing supposed to be so weird?

I think I'm with Joan (#242). Are some of us succumbing to ODS?

370 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:16:18pm
371 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:16:19pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

For your serious consideration while the rest of us are being silly.

372 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:16:25pm

re: #355 gort

goacyenhehp

(scrambled hopeychange)

panychogeeh

373 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:16:33pm

re: #367 ArmyWife

You are right. Let's change the subject. Anyone up for eggistentialism?


no...I'm eggnostic

374 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:16:55pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

How about his Classic Poo-poo Cushion in the Oval Office. That's important to discuss. Specially when the French visit.

375 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:05pm

Oh, FFS! Can't we have a little fun?

376 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:09pm

re: #364 WriterMom

Maybe we should consult DAVID SCHWARTZ, MILLIONAIRE YACHT OWNER, gazillion dollar dot com hot shot real estate. JA JA?

I'll call him in, as soon as he finishes shining my shoes.

377 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:11pm

re: #362 Sharmuta

Some people can't appreciate a humor break? Well, I'll be deviled.

I love deviled eggs..I'll eat em I swear..
But remember the first Rocky movie when rocky wakes up and drinks all those eggs raw? How didn't gag..That almost ruined eggs for me..:)

378 Catttt  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:13pm

re: #349 albusteve

go ahead..we'll catch up with you when we're done here

My parents used to let Gareth (lived with parents for a while as a boy, until his dad remarried) walk part way to church every Sunday, because he was impatient. He never caught on that though he left the house earlier, he never got there ahead of the rest of the family, since he was always picked up on the way.

379 mattm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:16pm

Cookoo. Cookoo. Cookoo.

380 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:27pm

At least it isn't the Sperm of Power.

I really would find that a bit...ooh..psycho.

381 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:29pm

re: #285 Charles

I've told you guys ovum and ovum.

If you try to beat us......we will scramble away

382 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:37pm

John Kerry used to keep one of those hands on his desk.

383 Guy_Philly  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:41pm

the egg is a bit feminine for the oval office. Now you take something like the Washington Monument. THAT is a monument to masculinity!

384 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:45pm

re: #374 Walter L. Newton

How about his Classic Poo-poo Cushion in the Oval Office. That's important to discuss. Specially when the French visit.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

385 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:46pm

All hail...the Oospore!®

386 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:50pm

re: #369 mshaw

Am I missing something? Why is this thing supposed to be so weird?

I think I'm with Joan (#242). Are some of us succumbing to ODS?

Oh shut up about ODS please. This little bit of fun doesn't come close. What's next? Have a little fun and be called a Nazi?

387 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:17:56pm

re: #285 Charles

And all we do is eggnore you!

388 gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:18:00pm

re: #357 jcm

The question was raised, "Which was first? Chicken or Egg?"

It's an EVOLUTION THREAD!

*ducks*

In this case the Chicken bought the Egg, so the Chicken definitely came first. And sadly that amounts to devolution rather than evolution.

389 iChef  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:18:05pm

Who ends up with egg on their face?

390 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:18:06pm

re: #314 Cognito

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

The way I look at it, if poking fun a the Presidents taste in art is the topic of the day, things could be worse. I'm sure we'll find more controversial topics in the years ahead, but hopefully not a bad as many fear.

391 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:18:20pm

re: #314 Cognito

re: #323 bse5150

This is just gallows humor. We can either have a laugh for a few minutes as things swirl the bowl, or we start showing signs of depression. I prefer a bit of laughter.

392 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:18:24pm

re: #3 buzzsawmonkey

You know, you just have to do that don't you.

Late to this thread, kids just fell asleep, I'm trying to quietly catch up, I can't even get to 5 posts in.

With less violence? The hell you say. Pure torture. I want to burst out, and I can only bang on the keys right now.

I won't be able to get that out of my head tonight. I swear I keep hearing his voice sing that verse now.

393 Buster Bunny  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:18:25pm

Doesnt anyone realise?

This is the EGG OF SINCERE HOPE AND CRACKED BELIEF !

... masquerading as an egg of power.

394 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:18:28pm

re: #378 Catttt

My parents used to let Gareth (lived with parents for a while as a boy, until his dad remarried) walk part way to church every Sunday, because he was impatient. He never caught on that though he left the house earlier, he never got there ahead of the rest of the family, since he was always picked up on the way.

fine analogy....

395 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:18:31pm

re: #359 VioletTiger

Perhaps we can use one of these on that egg?

[Link: www.strangenewproducts.com...]

That's just nasty. Do they have a Helen Thomas one?

396 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:05pm

Terence, this is silly stuff
you eat your omelets fast enough...

397 rain of lead  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:18pm

all we are saying is give quiche a chance

398 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:21pm

re: #317 Slumbering Behemoth

ROTFL

399 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:26pm

re: #390 avanti

This is just a symptom of the idiocy in the President's office. I guess that is not something you 'get'.

400 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:31pm

re: #362 Sharmuta

Some people can't appreciate a humor break? Well, I'll be deviled.

Some people need to take that steel rod out of their ass, apparently.

401 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:33pm

re: #377 HoosierHoops

I love deviled eggs..I'll eat em I swear..
But remember the first Rocky movie when rocky wakes up and drinks all those eggs raw? How didn't gag..That almost ruined eggs for me..:)

obviously you're no Rocky....go hit the bag

402 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:39pm
403 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:47pm

re: #391 FurryOldGuyJeans

re: #323 bse5150

This is just gallows humor. We can either have a laugh for a few minutes as things swirl the bowl, or we start showing signs of depression. I prefer a bit of laughter.

LOL. how appropriate!

404 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:50pm
405 mfarmer1  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:19:53pm

Free range organic
Scrambled with arugula
Elitist breakfast

African teaching
Yolks spilled across continent
Hypocrisy reigns

Wooden hand and egg
Washington bust in storage
Forty four panders

406 Buster Bunny  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:03pm

re: #388 gort

In this case the Chicken bought the Egg, so the Chicken definitely came first. And sadly that amounts to devolution rather than evolution.

Ya .. this egg was paid for. Cost to taxpayers ..

omg .. thats a 700 billion dollar egg ...

... I WANT THAT GOLDEN GOOSE !

407 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:03pm

I might buy one if the hand were holding a golf ball.

408 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:03pm

re: #397 rain of lead

all we are saying is give quiche a chance

OK dude..that has got to be a rotating title.

409 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:07pm

re: #391 FurryOldGuyJeans

re: #323 bse5150

This is just gallows humor. We can either have a laugh for a few minutes as things swirl the bowl, or we start showing signs of depression. I prefer a bit of laughter.

You never know what kind of humor you'll find on the event horizon.

410 Catttt  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:09pm

re: #314 Cognito

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

Good luck with that.

411 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:10pm

re: #323 bse5150

This is a silly thing to be wasting out time on. A statue in Obama's office? Who cares? It makes us look small like the Liberals we so often point out. Let's move on to something that matters, please.

If people want to use this insignificant (and kinda neat) piece of art to point out what an enlightened hero he is, or what a pagan whacko he is, then yeah. That would be a silly waste of time.

But if it's used as a source of some jokes, and some puns, then there is no harm in that. Laughter is good. It keeps some of us from being too wound up.

412 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:13pm

Are egg whites racist?

413 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:23pm

re: #400 FurryOldGuyJeans

Some people need to take that steel rod out of their ass, apparently.

Barney F. will not be pleased to do that.

414 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:29pm

re: #397 rain of lead

Good one! Eggstraordinary!

415 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:42pm

re: #339 Joan

No, no. It's okay.

416 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:51pm

re: #408 HoosierHoops

OK dude..that has got to be a rotating title.

Second.

417 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:54pm

re: #397 rain of lead

all we are saying is give quiche a chance

ROL ...the best one ...

418 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:20:59pm

re: #402 buzzsawmonkey

Oh, a Houseman man!

In da House, man!

[flashing ridiculous gang signs]

419 iChef  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:21:03pm

re: #407 Mich-again

I might buy one if the hand were holding a golf ball.

The Golf Ball of Truth!

420 Buster Bunny  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:21:14pm

re: #400 FurryOldGuyJeans

Some people need to take that steel rod out of their ass, apparently.

Furry .. if thats your real photo .. I have pictures of your mother and me dating a couple of years back.

Its not pretty.

421 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:21:16pm

re: #392 formercorpsman

You know, you just have to do that don't you.

Late to this thread, kids just fell asleep, I'm trying to quietly catch up, I can't even get to 5 posts in.

With less violence? The hell you say. Pure torture. I want to burst out, and I can only bang on the keys right now.

I won't be able to get that out of my head tonight. I swear I keep hearing his voice sing that verse now.

Look on the bright side. Would you rather have the stuff Buzzsaw obviously has going on instead?

422 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:21:24pm

re: #395 Alouette

That's just nasty. Do they have a Helen Thomas one?

Helen Thomas has a book out about Presidential press conferences she's covered...she says James Madison hit on her.

423 opinionated  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:21:39pm

An omen to those foolish enough to have voted for Obama.

Portends a time when the chickens will come home to roost.

424 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:21:40pm

re: #404 Iron Fist

The whole "Cult of Obama" shit is more than just worrisome. It smacks of some the worst aspects of Twentieth Century Totalitarianism. and the Media, hell, even the Republicans give him a pass on it. John McCain had exactly one commercial on it, then I guess he decided it was too mean. And he quit running it.

It is...

The American Idolization of the Presidency

425 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:01pm

re: #412 Sharmuta

Are egg whites racist?

There are 9.3 million yellow yolks in the world..Show some respect.
/

426 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:02pm
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Have any of these asshats read Aesop?

Any of them?

427 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:06pm

re: #396 Occasional Reader

Terence, this is silly stuff
you eat your omelets fast enough...

Shut your face, Philip. [Terence raises his leg and his fart knocks Philip across the room.]

428 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:07pm

re: #418 Occasional Reader

Yo yo! The racist meanies are so PHAT, y'all. And dats a fact Y'all.

429 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:09pm

re: #399 WriterMom

Besides that, sometimes you just gotta look at what's happening and say "what the yolk".

430 Buster Bunny  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:28pm

re: #412 Sharmuta

Are egg whites racist?

Only if separated by a wall.

... its a yolk !

431 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:41pm

re: #419 iChef

The Golf Ball of Truth!

dont be a bogey man...

432 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:42pm

re: #278 Occasional Reader

I'm curious; Which races/ ethnicities in the US do you find to be among the least resilient, loyal, enduring, and faith-filled?

I find that the entertainment industry has undermined resiliency, loyalty, endurance, faith, and instilled collectivist attitudes among all classes and races that make up our country. And, I made this comment because the African-American community has faced a disproportionate degree of corrosive, malign influences from entertainment; because many times it seems as if the solidarity and sense of family-loyalty among African Americans is uniquely intense--and because that is a factor in the hero-worship of Pres. Obama

By the way: why don't you spit it out, and complain about what I posted? Something in what I said you disagree with or dislike, so what is it?

433 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:22:56pm

re: #412 Sharmuta

Are egg whites racist?

According to John Wiley Price, probably.

434 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:02pm

If I were President I would bring my Chucky doll knife block to spruce up the kitchen counter.

435 opinionated  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:09pm

If Obama believes in African superstitions, I sure hope no one causes his penis to disappear.

436 Catttt  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:12pm

Anyone reminded a little of the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate here?

437 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:14pm

re: #424 Walter L. Newton

It is...

The American Idolization of the Presidency

How can Americans spend 8 years demonizing the American President and then turn on a dime and Idolize one? This is so strange.

438 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:17pm

re: #406 Buster Bunny

Ya .. this egg was paid for. Cost to taxpayers ..

omg .. thats a 700 billion dollar egg ...

... I WANT THAT GOLDEN GOOSE !

Yes, that goose is the ultimate honco. :)

439 gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:20pm

re: #412 Sharmuta

Are egg whites racist?

If Larry King bought a dozen white eggs would they want to become brown eggs?

440 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:20pm

re: #323 bse5150

5150, apropos.

441 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:26pm

The dreaded YOLK of white racism raises it's EGGLY head again!

442 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:23:56pm

re: #362 Sharmuta

Some people can't appreciate a humor break? Well, I'll be deviled.

Now, this is ova-kill

443 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:24:02pm

re: #318 Guy_Philly

Yeah, and you gotta buy all your eggs from California, where they are penned humanely.... Any Californians here?

444 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:24:05pm
445 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:24:09pm

re: #422 jcbunga

Helen Thomas has a book out about Presidential press conferences she's covered...she says James Madison hit on her.

Is she still pissed that Thomas Jefferson ignored her for Sally Hemings?

446 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:24:15pm

re: #436 Catttt

Can we send him one of those? He could combine them and have a snazzy new set of bookends!

447 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:24:27pm

re: #314 Cognito

I really couldn't care any less about his Egg of Power or his Eagle Poster of Inspiration or his Little Silver Clacky Balls of Basic Physics. I just want him and Congress fix our unpleasant situation and not damage the country.

Well, given that Congress caused a good portion of our "unpleasant situation," and that their plan to "fix" it is going to make it much worse, I don't think there's much chance of that happening.

At this point, I think I'd settle for them not f*cking things up to the point where I end up boiling grass for food, like they do in North Korea.

448 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:24:51pm

re: #444 buzzsawmonkey

Must be all that money.

449 big steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:24:53pm

I do a little woodworking as a hobby. Looking closely at the photo and text there are two problems here. First of all, if the hand is Monkey Pod Tree wood, that tree is native of South, Central America and Pacific Islands. It is not native to Africa. Obviously it could be imported to Africa and be carved but that is very unlikely in that there are many many other types of wood simply lying around in Africa to use.

Second, I looked the photo over and to me it actually looks like walnut with the egg being very similar to rock maple. Any other wood workers out there who care to comment?

450 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:01pm

re: #399 WriterMom

This is just a symptom of the idiocy in the President's office. I guess that is not something you 'get'.

To be honest, I don't see why African art work in the office of a African American President is idiotic, so no, I don't get it.

451 Guy_Philly  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:21pm

I am surprised this hasn't turned into an eggvolution thread

452 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:26pm

Remember the stories about all of the lucky charms 0bama used to pick and choose to put in his pocket each day?
I want to know if he still carries the compass.

453 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:34pm

re: #420 Buster Bunny

Furry .. if thats your real photo .. I have pictures of your mother and me dating a couple of years back.

Its not pretty.

Not me.....not enough hair.

454 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:35pm
455 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:43pm

re: #412 Sharmuta

Are egg whites racist?

Egglands Best - No More Egg-Whites
sounds racists?

456 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:44pm

re: #437 kansas

How can Americans spend 8 years demonizing the American President and then turn on a dime and Idolize one? This is so strange.

Well, you saw it happen. He was marketed like a contestant on American Idol, complete with all the internet buzz, websites, youtube's and facebook's, emails and text messages, I could go on.

We missed the boat. All we had to do was watch how any network promotes a show, and we would have know that this would be the year of the Presidential Idol.

457 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:56pm

re: #432 Joan

I find that the entertainment industry has undermined resiliency, loyalty, endurance, faith, and instilled collectivist attitudes among all classes and races that make up our country. And, I made this comment because the African-American community has faced a disproportionate degree of corrosive, malign influences from entertainment;

Farrakhan says it's the Jews' fault.

458 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:59pm

re: #432 Joan

By the way: why don't you spit it out, and complain about what I posted? Something in what I said you disagree with or dislike, so what is it?

The sweeping generalization about certain races being more (e.g.) "loyal" than others, perhaps? What the hell does that even mean?

459 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:25:59pm

Oh brother.

460 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:05pm

re: #432 Joan

I find that the entertainment industry has undermined resiliency, loyalty, endurance, faith, and instilled collectivist attitudes among all classes and races that make up our country. And, I made this comment because the African-American community has faced a disproportionate degree of corrosive, malign influences from entertainment; because many times it seems as if the solidarity and sense of family-loyalty among African Americans is uniquely intense--and because that is a factor in the hero-worship of Pres. Obama

By the way: why don't you spit it out, and complain about what I posted? Something in what I said you disagree with or dislike, so what is it?

Joan ...if there is so much family-loyalty in the African-American community ...why are so many children being raised by mothers only ...if there was more loyalty to the family more fathers should stay home and take care of their children ...and that should be the case no matter what race ...or at least financially support their children ...

461 rain of lead  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:10pm

re: #397 rain of lead

all we are saying is give quiche a chance

"steps onto stage and takes a bow"
thank you , thank you ....you are too kind.

462 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:11pm

re: #449 big steve

I do a little woodworking as a hobby. Looking closely at the photo and text there are two problems here. First of all, if the hand is Monkey Pod Tree wood, that tree is native of South, Central America and Pacific Islands. It is not native to Africa. Obviously it could be imported to Africa and be carved but that is very unlikely in that there are many many other types of wood simply lying around in Africa to use.

Second, I looked the photo over and to me it actually looks like walnut with the egg being very similar to rock maple. Any other wood workers out there who care to comment?

I have nothing to add. Except there's a good chance it was made in Malaysia, if not China proper.

463 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:14pm

re: #340 WriterMom

Okay, what's for breakfast?

464 yochanan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:15pm

mrs obama must have the other one in a lock box

465 Catttt  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:15pm

The Egg of Power is served with the Grits of Hubris, and it goes well with some nice Butter of Delusion.

466 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:16pm

re: #449 big steve

You are missing the point. It's not about fact. It's about intention.

Where have you been for the past week and 10 hours?

467 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:21pm

Pssst, it's REALLY a Lizard egg! But, don't tell. OK?

468 Buster Bunny  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:22pm

re: #450 avanti

To be honest, I don't see why African art work in the office of a African American President is idiotic, so no, I don't get it.

More appropriate would be something that represents him a little better.

Something like a big scary voodoo mask ... which he uses on the odd occasion.

469 gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:29pm

It's a Mani-Egg

(as opposed to PedEgg)

470 big steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:26:33pm

so next we get stories about what kind of jelly beans Obama likes as well?

471 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:03pm

re: #461 rain of lead

"steps onto stage and takes a bow"
thank you , thank you ....you are too kind.

Please tell us you won't be here all week! :-)

472 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:05pm

re: #426 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Have any of these asshats read Aesop?

Any of them?

Read some dead WHITE guy? You must be joking.

473 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:08pm

re: #432 Joan

the solidarity and sense of family-loyalty among African Americans is uniquely intense

I'm not sure that demographic data would really bear out that generalization.

474 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:13pm

re: #443 carefulnow

Yeah, and you gotta buy all your eggs from California, where they are penned humanely.... Any Californians here?

You're kidding right?
CA, the state that will import their eggs.

475 VioletTiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:15pm

re: #395 Alouette

That's just nasty. Do they have a Helen Thomas one?


I hope they make a Nancy Pelosi one so I can have a set.

476 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:24pm

re: #452 mean Gene

Remember the stories about all of the lucky charms 0bama used to pick and choose to put in his pocket each day?
I want to know if he still carries the compass.

Joe: Here Barry, take the compass
O: Yes, yes, what does it do?
Joe: It point north Barry?

477 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:26pm

re: #461 rain of lead

I don't as a habit allow "victory laps"... In this case?

Allowed.

478 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:27pm

re: #421 jwb7605

I'm tellin ya, it ain't fair.

I get cruisin along to get caught up, and he throws out the road spikes at least once a day.

Easily a good 5 minute detour from my concentration on threads.

In all honesty, Buzz is someone I would love to kick a few back with.

Ferociously acerbic wit.

479 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:32pm

re: #462 jwb7605

I have nothing to add. Except there's a good chance it was made in Malaysia, if not China proper.

2.95 at Woolworths....

480 iChef  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:38pm

re: #465 Catttt

The Egg of Power is served with the Grits of Hubris, and it goes well with some nice Butter of Delusion.

How Bacon of Destiny ...

481 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:52pm

re: #473 Occasional Reader

This is heading into noble savage territory.

482 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:54pm

re: #465 Catttt

The Egg of Power is served with the Grits of Hubris, and it goes well with some nice Butter of Delusion.

somehow a single upding doesn't quite cover this one...poetical even

483 Buster Bunny  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:56pm

re: #465 Catttt

The Egg of Power is served with the Grits of Hubris, and it goes well with some nice Butter of Delusion.

I like a little Pepper of Hope .. and Salt of Change .. with of course .. the well renowned Ketchup of Despair to flavour.

484 carefulnow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:56pm

re: #474 unrealizedviewpoint

Yeah, kidding. Forgot the tag.

485 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:27:58pm

I choose to take the symbolism of the hand holding the egg as a warning to protect my heuvos.

486 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:06pm

re: #410 Catttt

If you're gonna walk around in my noggin, would you please wipe your feet first?
/

487 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:12pm

re: #426 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Have any of these asshats read Aesop?

Any of them?

Aesop is cool - The Panchatantra rules.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

[Link: panchatantra.org...]

488 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:15pm

re: #462 jwb7605

I have nothing to add. Except there's a good chance it was made in Malaysia, if not China proper.

Peru.

489 wong fei hung  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:28pm

Everybody should check out MY "eggs of power"...

;) WFH

490 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:31pm

based on how self-centered he is, he couldn't pick any art that ultimately didn't showcase himself.

491 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:35pm

re: #472 FurryOldGuyJeans

Aesop was white? Never really thought about it. That make me a racist?

492 revobob  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:36pm

re: #357 jcm

The question was raised, "Which was first? Chicken or Egg?"

It's an EVOLUTION THREAD!

*ducks*

Ummmm- how'd the chickens get to duck?
(Sorry- I just got back from Amsterdam, and I'm in a Holland-daze)

493 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:53pm

re: #470 big steve

so next we get stories about what kind of jelly beans Obama likes as well?

That was Ronald Reagan. He loved Jelly Beans. Jar on his desk.

494 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:28:56pm

It's NOT African art!

It's an egg commercial!

495 big steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:07pm

re: #466 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You are missing the point. It's not about fact. It's about intention.

Where have you been for the past week and 10 hours?

In the Czech Republic in fact.....why did something happen a week ago?

496 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:14pm

re: #472 FurryOldGuyJeans

Read some dead WHITE guy? You must be joking.

Aesop was a black guy, just like Uncle Remus.

497 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:15pm

re: #432 Joan

the African-American community has faced a disproportionate degree of corrosive, malign influences from entertainment

In all fairness, I do find that a defensible statement.

Gangsta rap being identified as "authentically black" and therefore held up as creating role models.

498 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:24pm
499 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:27pm

re: #432 Joan

the solidarity and sense of family-loyalty among African Americans is uniquely intense

Doesn't compare to that within the family of Marines.

It's not unique.

It's not even unusual.

500 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:34pm

re: #487 Bobibutu

NERD ALERT!

501 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:35pm

re: #456 Walter L. Newton

Well, you saw it happen. He was marketed like a contestant on American Idol, complete with all the internet buzz, websites, youtube's and facebook's, emails and text messages, I could go on.

We missed the boat. All we had to do was watch how any network promotes a show, and we would have know that this would be the year of the Presidential Idol.

Yes, I saw it. And we had William Hung for a candidate.

502 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:38pm

re: #286 jcm

thanks jcm--I always enjoy your posts; check out Hoosier-Hoops project (click the nic) some wonderful folk amongst the lizardoids

503 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:43pm

I hope its hard boiled. In fact, our POTUS should be hard boiled.

504 Opinionated  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:49pm

re: #481 WriterMom

This is heading into noble savage territory.

Where Tarzan when you need him?

505 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:29:58pm

re: #449 big steve

I do a little woodworking as a hobby. Looking closely at the photo and text there are two problems here. First of all, if the hand is Monkey Pod Tree wood, that tree is native of South, Central America and Pacific Islands. It is not native to Africa. Obviously it could be imported to Africa and be carved but that is very unlikely in that there are many many other types of wood simply lying around in Africa to use.

Second, I looked the photo over and to me it actually looks like walnut with the egg being very similar to rock maple. Any other wood workers out there who care to comment?

Fact-check CBBHO's ass!

506 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:30:35pm

re: #503 NYCHardhat

I hope its hard boiled. In fact, our POTUS should be hard boiled.

hey hardhat

507 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:30:36pm

re: #404 Iron Fist

The whole "Cult of Obama" shit is more than just worrisome. It smacks of some the worst aspects of Twentieth Century Totalitarianism. and the Media, hell, even the Republicans give him a pass on it. John McCain had exactly one commercial on it, then I guess he decided it was too mean. And he quit running it.

I don't think that many buy that deeply into it. Most of Obama's support came from ordinary folks who listened to the MSM and really wanted Hope and Change, but forgot to order a Candidatefax before buying the used Marxist four door.

508 Gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:30:39pm

re: #438 Dark_Falcon

Yes, that goose is the ultimate honco. :)

That goose is in the process of getting cooked by ORP (ObamaReidPelosi)

509 big steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:30:48pm

re: #489 wong fei hung

Everybody should check out MY "eggs of power"...

;) WFH

is that another jelly bean reference

510 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:30:49pm

re: #506 bellamags

hey hardhat

hey honey

511 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:30:54pm

re: #435 opinionated

If Obama believes in African superstitions, I sure hope no one causes his penis to disappear.

What superstition is represented by the proverb and what is disagreeable about the sentiment ?


"Political power is like an egg, says an Ashanti proverb. Grasp it too tightly and it will shatter in your hand; hold it too loosely and it will slip from your fingers"

512 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:30:56pm

re: #486 Slumbering Behemoth

If you're gonna walk around in my noggin, would you please wipe your feet first?
/

Should I flush the toilet as well? ;)

513 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:30:58pm

All these egg puns- you people really know how to ham it up.

514 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:31:46pm

re: #504 Opinionated

Where Tarzan when you need him?

He has been deemed a racist symbol of imperialism. He was packed off to England and his jungle turned over to the new President-for-Life's cronies.

/semi-kidding

515 rain of lead  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:31:46pm

re: #471 jwb7605

Please tell us you won't be here all week! :-)

no, but try the veal and don't forget to tip the waitress

516 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:31:59pm

re: #242 Joan

Many African-American people I know have versions of this egg sculpture in their homes--it is, I think, based on some traditional wood carving styles from West Africa (Ghana?). It isn't sinister or uncommon. As for the dang "blue book" that is sheer capitalist entrepreneurship--and, no more sinister than the hero-worship of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. at MLK-Day gatherings.

I think African-American people are among the most resilient, loyal, enduring, faith-filled people in our country. It has been a privilege for me to work on various "team oriented" civic and service projects with them--they know how to organize, how to "make a way when there ain't know way!" and they do find inspiration in Africa-centric artwork, mythology, traditions.

These are also fierce, fearsomely passionate individuals, and I would never want to come between them and a cherished, beloved member of the great extended family of black people in America. I don't think I will ever understand, and Obama is their son, their darling, their pride. Therefore my dissent--even here, my free-speech "home" on LGF--needs to be dissent from policies, anger at bad ideas and failed ideology. We are on very thin ice and on dangerous ground. I have to watch myself, speaking just for myself, because sometimes I shoot from the lip.

If I could give multiple updings, you'd get them.

And to come right out and say it, some of the comments on this and other Obama-mocking threads not only go right up to the edge of racism, but step boldly across that boundary.

I'm all for mockery, and there's no reason why anyone should hold back on what Obama says or does that's ridiculous, but snarking on the African tchotchkes he chooses to own (and I'm referring to some of the comments here, not to the thread as a whole) is, well, stepping on eggshells.

517 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:32:05pm

re: #511 avanti

What superstition is represented by the proverb and what is disagreeable about the sentiment ?

"Political power is like an egg, says an Ashanti proverb. Grasp it too tightly and it will shatter in your hand; hold it too loosely and it will slip from your fingers"

Dude!
Kick back, mellow out. Have some of Walter's soup.

518 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:32:28pm
519 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:32:31pm

re: #490 nyc redneck

based on how self-centered he is, he couldn't pick any art that ultimately didn't showcase himself.

He did not pick it. it was a gift. This is getting silly.

520 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:32:33pm

re: #512 FurryOldGuyJeans

Should I flush the toilet as well? ;)

if its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown, flush it down.

521 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:33:05pm

re: #496 Alouette

Aesop was a black guy, just like Uncle Remus.

Not according the "Rocky & Bullwinkle and Friends" TV cartoon show. ;)

Ok, read a dead GUY? How misogynistic.

522 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:33:15pm

re: #516 Cato the Elder

If I could give multiple updings, you'd get them.

And to come right out and say it, some of the comments on this and other Obama-mocking threads not only go right up to the edge of racism, but step boldly across that boundary.

I'm all for mockery, and there's no reason why anyone should hold back on what Obama says or does that's ridiculous, but snarking on the African tchotchkes he chooses to own (and I'm referring to some of the comments here, not to the thread as a whole) is, well, stepping on eggshells.

523 bravesoat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:33:18pm

I have the 'Bacon of Breakfast' sculpture in my office, symbolizing all can be made better with bacon. Perhaps the great leader will summon me to Washington so we can end our differences and heal this great nation.

524 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:33:27pm

"Political power is like an egg, says an Ashanti proverb. Grasp it too tightly and it will shatter in your hand; hold it too loosely and it will slip from your fingers"

Sounds like Princess Leia to me.

525 Elcid  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:33:28pm
526 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:33:40pm

re: #494 Sharmuta

The incredible edible egghead.

527 revobob  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:00pm

re: #443 carefulnow

Yeah, and you gotta buy all your eggs from California, where they are penned humanely.... Any Californians here?


(Raises hand timidly)

528 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:11pm

re: #510 NYCHardhat

hey honey

this thread used to be fun, now, not so much.

529 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:11pm

re: #419 iChef

The Golf Ball of Truth!

The Fork of Truth!

/imanerd

530 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:13pm

Just for blasphemy's sake....
Dr. Seuss Bible

Forgive them o' lord
they know not what they do
For they walk through this life
in crappity shoes

531 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:13pm

re: #516 Cato the Elder

If I could give multiple updings, you'd get them.

And to come right out and say it, some of the comments on this and other Obama-mocking threads not only go right up to the edge of racism, but step boldly across that boundary.

I'm all for mockery, and there's no reason why anyone should hold back on what Obama says or does that's ridiculous, but snarking on the African tchotchkes he chooses to own (and I'm referring to some of the comments here, not to the thread as a whole) is, well, stepping on eggshells.

Cato ...didn't we have to walk on eggshells during the whole dang campaign? ...geez ...it is just an EGG ...

532 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:14pm

Waffles, egg, Milk toast,

533 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:18pm

re: #513 Sharmuta

All these egg puns- you people really know how to ham it up.

Yes..... and I don't know how....but I pulled a hamstring....laughing so hard

534 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:31pm

re: #516 Cato the Elder

not only go right up to the edge of racism

Do statements that some races are more "loyal" than others not do that?

535 big steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:43pm

re: #498 buzzsawmonkey

If Joan is talking about "negative stereotypes," or some such crap, I would remind her that Stepin Fetchit got his start playing the same character he played in Hollywood in black vaudeville; that Hattie McDaniel, accepting her Oscar for Gone With the Wind, said, "I'd rather play a maid than be one"; that white film producers and directors put black performers into their films because they were good box office; that blacks were not the only ethnics to be subject to "negative stereotypes"; that the negative stereotypes of today are perpetuated by black people in entertainment who feel it incumbent upon them to act like thugs.

I always thought the recent WaMu commercials with the young yuppie good looking black guy and the fussy old white bankers was enormously racist.

536 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:34:48pm

This egg talk reminds me of the Beatles' White Albumin

537 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:35:16pm

It is NOT RACIST to mock stupid idiotic art.

538 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:35:27pm

re: #528 bellamags

this thread used to be fun, now, not so much.

What can I do to make it fun for you?

539 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:35:33pm

re: #536 jcbunga

This egg talk reminds me of the Beatles' White Albumin

they suck...did you know that?

540 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:35:36pm

I didn't know unicorns laid eggs.

541 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:35:37pm

re: #524 Sharmuta

"Political power is like an egg, says an Ashanti proverb. Grasp it too tightly and it will shatter in your hand; hold it too loosely and it will slip from your fingers"

Sounds like Princess Leia to me.

LOL!
I knew that sounded famiiar...

542 Catttt  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:35:38pm

re: #449 big steve

I do a little woodworking as a hobby. Looking closely at the photo and text there are two problems here. First of all, if the hand is Monkey Pod Tree wood, that tree is native of South, Central America and Pacific Islands. It is not native to Africa. Obviously it could be imported to Africa and be carved but that is very unlikely in that there are many many other types of wood simply lying around in Africa to use.

Second, I looked the photo over and to me it actually looks like walnut with the egg being very similar to rock maple. Any other wood workers out there who care to comment?

The site that sells it says this:


The "hand" is carved from the hardwood of the Monkey Pod tree, with interlocked, wavy grain and colors that range from medium tan to dark brown; the "egg" is lathe-turned from the hardwood of the Coffea Arabica tree, a species that produces the majority of coffee consumed in the world.

They mention that President O was gifted in while in Kenya and that it is based on an African proverb. They don't say where it is made, but Kenya is capable of importing wood as well as nick-knacks. If we could turn it over, it might have "Hecho in Mexico" on the bottom.

543 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:00pm

I drank tonight. Much to the shock of everyone, I am sure.

Will invoke Iron Fist upon myself.

Goodnight my friends.

544 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:00pm

re: #532 Mich-again

Waffles, egg, Milk toast,

And don't forget the Dixie Kitchen Corn Cakes! Though in fact those corn cakes are quite good, speaking from personal experience.

545 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:07pm

re: #524 Sharmuta

"Political power is like an egg, says an Ashanti proverb. Grasp it too tightly and it will shatter in your hand; hold it too loosely and it will slip from your fingers"

Sounds like Princess Leia to me.

I think they stole that line from Dan Patrick in an old ESPN commercial where he was giving golf lessons and hitting balls into the satellite dish in Bristol.

546 Syrah  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:12pm

"Egg of Power"?

Is it just me or does anyone else think that this is an example of a freaky-creepy fetish for "power"?

547 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:13pm

re: #494 Sharmuta

It's NOT African art!

It's an egg commercial!

Well, heck, I pointed that out wayyyyy up at the beginning:re: #15 reine.de.tout

It's the incredible, edible egg.

Designed to keep him away from interns.

548 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:17pm

re: #525 Elcid

Sounds a bit like Chairman Mao's "little red book", to me.

Mao's book was an official requirement for everyone to own and read daily. The Obama Reader Little Blue Book is currently only an unofficial requirement.

549 Killgore Trout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:23pm

re: #543 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cheers!

550 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:30pm

re: #535 big steve

I always thought the recent WaMu commercials with the young yuppie good looking black guy and the fussy old white bankers was enormously racist.

ME TOO! I was completely offended by those fucking commercials. If it was reversed, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would have made millions.

551 MittDoesNotCompute  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:34pm

re: #302 avanti

You said it better then I could of. It's fun to crack wise about insignificant things, but it should not get too snarky. Obama, is of partly African decent, the proverb is pretty wise, and the gift was from his home continent.
The fact that he did not toss it in a closet might mean he agrees with the proverb. I'm not saying his base should rush out and buy one though, that's just weird.

But, you know there's a good chunk of Dear Leader's followers that will, simply because DL has one....

552 kansas  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:41pm

#242

I think African-American people are among the most resilient, loyal, enduring, faith-filled people in our country. It has been a privilege for me to work on various "team oriented" civic and service projects with them--they know how to organize, how to "make a way when there ain't know way!" and they do find inspiration in Africa-centric artwork, mythology, traditions.

Gee, that's kind of an over generalization don't you think?
I mean seriously. My local paper just did a series on about 20 prison inmates from a certain area in the city who were convicted murderers. They all were African American. You want to draw any conclusions there? Just as accurate as your observations.

553 kcladderman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:47pm

re: #516 Cato the Elder

I think African-American people are among the most resilient, loyal, enduring, faith-filled people in our country. It has been a privilege for me to work on various "team oriented" civic and service projects with them--they know how to organize, how to "make a way when there ain't know way!" and they do find inspiration in Africa-centric artwork, mythology, traditions.

These are also fierce, fearsomely passionate individuals, and I would never want to come between them and a cherished, beloved member of the great extended family of black people in America

That is the most racist post on the whole thread.

554 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:36:49pm

re: #444 buzzsawmonkey

BET videos and gangsta chic and some of the rap--there's pure gold in perpetuating that stuff

Do I have to defend that it is disproportionate? Okay, I'm not a sociologist, I just play one on TV

555 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:37:07pm

re: #512 FurryOldGuyJeans

Sure, why not? While you're at it, you might as well sweep out the gutters.
Psst! That's where I keep all the good pr0n. Hint, hint

556 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:37:14pm

It's the Cholesterol of Change!

557 gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:37:15pm

re: #540 itellu3times

I didn't know unicorns laid eggs.

Only the ones with rainbow tails: The Egg of Dope

558 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:37:19pm

re: #537 WriterMom

It is NOT RACIST to mock stupid idiotic art.

It hardly matters what's said. It'll be interpreted racists anyway.

/not sure I totally believe that, but I heard it...

559 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:37:43pm

re: #538 NYCHardhat

What can I do to make it fun for you?

get me some of walter's soup (he makes it with a special ingredient)! ha ha,
but really, I would love some wine.

560 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:37:50pm

re: #500 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

NERD ALERT!

Danger, danger, warning, warning!

A king, worried that his three sons are without the wisdom to live in a world of wile and guile, asks a learned man called Vishnu Sharman to teach them the ways of the world.

Since his wards are dimwits, Vishnu Sharman decides to pass on wisdom to them in the form of stories. In these stories, he makes animals speak like human beings. Panchatantra is a collection of attractively told stories about the five ways that help the human being succeed in life. Pancha means five and tantra means ways or strategies or principles. Addressed to the king's children, the stories are primarily about statecraft and are popular throughout the world. The five strategies are:


Discord among friends


Gaining friends


Of crows and owls


Loss of gains and


Imprudence

The stories have been translated into nearly every language in the world that has a script. The story form appeals to children while the wisdom in them attracts adults. The Panchatantra collection represents the earliest folk tale form in the world of literature. There are several versions of Panchatantra tales in circulation in the world but the one that is popular in India is the Sanskrit original of Vishnu Sharman.

Enjoy.

561 Opinionated  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:38:03pm

re: #511 avanti

"Political power is like an egg, says an Ashanti proverb. Grasp it too tightly and it will shatter in your hand; hold it too loosely and it will slip from your fingers"

Might fit for the tyrannies and dictatorships of Africa. Doesn't fit the American Republic.

562 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:38:04pm

re: #540 itellu3times

I will say this to you... I can never see your avatar without thinking "Hello, I must be going."

563 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:38:13pm

re: #551 talon_262

But, you know there's a good chunk of Dear Leader's followers that will, simply because DL has one....

Especially if Oprah talks about it on her show.

564 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:38:20pm

re: #558 unrealizedviewpoint

RACIST!

EMBRACE EGG OF POWER OR GO TO GULAG
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT BAIL OUT
UR2 BIG TO FAIL

565 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:38:29pm

re: #558 unrealizedviewpoint

It hardly matters what's said. It'll be interpreted racists anyway.

/not sure I totally believe that, but I heard it...

PC in a nutshell.

566 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:38:33pm

re: #559 bellamags

get me some of walter's soup (he makes it with a special ingredient)! ha ha,
but really, I would love some wine.

I'm three glasses deep.

567 BignJames  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:38:57pm

re: #537 WriterMom

It is NOT RACIST to mock stupid idiotic art.


It's prolly....uh....artist.

568 least  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:38:58pm

re: #50 jcm

Same outfit selling the Obama's Little Blue Book.



Out of curiosity, I clicked the link . . . simply stunning. The American Cultural Revolution is stelthily underway.

Printed in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this historic collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.

Unofficial for the time being.

569 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:39:00pm

re: #563 lobo91

Especially if Oprah talks about it on her show.

lobo91 ...you are so right ...it may be "One of Her Favorite Things" and it will sell millions for sure ...

570 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:39:20pm
571 Elcid  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:39:46pm

re: #548 FurryOldGuyJeans

To this point, that is. Hopenchange it stays that way.

572 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:39:52pm

re: #556 itellu3times

It's the Cholesterol of Change!

Your lip.. i' tor Obama a new one, so it did.

[okay, a bit of a stretch]

573 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:39:58pm

re: #566 NYCHardhat

I'm three glasses deep.

what are you drinking?

574 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:39:59pm

re: #569 JacksonTn

BIG EGG SCULPTURE IS RIPPING US OFF!

575 least  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:40:10pm

steAlthily.
I kan two spel.

576 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:40:14pm
577 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:40:20pm

re: #562 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I will say this to you... I can never see your avatar without thinking "Hello, I must be going."

Did you say you were going to be fisting yourself?
:)

578 WriterMom  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:40:34pm

re: #573 bellamags

Egg Nog?

579 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:20pm

re: #537 WriterMom

While I whole heartedly agree, I don't find this piece of art to be stupid nor idiotic. I think it's kind of cool, actually. Still, it does nothing to change my negative opinion of our current POTUS.

580 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:25pm
581 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:25pm

re: #578 WriterMom

Egg Nog?

LOL... sucked her right in.

582 3 wood  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:26pm

Good evening.

Look for the market to open on the upside. The futures are all up well over 1% tonight.

Wall to wall pork called a stimulus package is making its way through the Senate.

Senate Finance Committee approves tax cuts in 14-9 vote

WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) -- A Senate committee approved $342 billion in tax cuts on Tuesday as part of a larger plan to stimulate the economy. The Senate Finance Committee voted 14 to 9 to approve the legislation after amending the original proposal to make sure middle-class taxpayers aren't hit by the alternative minimum tax this year. All Republicans on the committee opposed the package except for Sen. Olympia Snowe, R-Me, according to Dow Jones Newswires. The bill includes a $500 individual tax credit, tax breaks for businesses to hire workers and buy equipment, and tax incentives for energy efficiency
583 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:28pm

re: #569 JacksonTn

lobo91 ...you are so right ...it may be "One of Her Favorite Things" and it will sell millions for sure ...

I almost didn't get my Kindle for Christmas because of her show. When my wife ordered it, Amazon said it wouldn't arrive for 9-11 weeks!

584 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:35pm

re: #577 Walter L. Newton

Did you say you were going to be what yourself?
:)

WTF?

585 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:36pm

re: #577 Walter L. Newton

Did you say you were going to be fisting yourself?
:)

Walter ...ewwwwwww ....no visuals please ......

586 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:41pm

re: #578 WriterMom

Egg Nog?

LOL... egged her right on.

587 Code Red 21  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:47pm

I need to get an "Egg-O-Power" website going I bet his worshipers will be buying them like crazy. There might be a few bucks in it.

588 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:41:49pm

re: #519 avanti

He did not pick it. it was a gift. This is getting silly.

and what a perfect thing for him to display. a sculpture based on ancient african proverbs.
this from a guy who refused to wear an american flag pin until it became so awkward and detrimental to his campaign that he had to.

590 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:42:02pm

re: #578 WriterMom

Egg Nog?

HAAAAA. With the good Brandy!

591 3 wood  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:42:22pm

re: #543 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I drank tonight. Much to the shock of everyone, I am sure.

I'm stunned.

592 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:42:26pm

re: #573 bellamags

what are you drinking?

Some red wine my dear. Wish you were here. ;)

593 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:42:42pm

Thank goodness! Now we are getting somewhere.

////

594 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:42:45pm

re: #590 bellamags

HAAAAA. With the good Brandy!

it's rum you commie....

595 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:42:50pm

Thread appropriate. Would.

596 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:42:51pm

these threads all coast along at a walking pace until somebody ignites...ShamWow and they're off...Pun-a-thons and they're off...it always entertains :)

597 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:00pm

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Egg.

598 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:24pm

re: #580 NYCHardhat

House GOP to Rush, "Back Off"

The Congressional GOP wants to roll over, get their belly rubbed, and play dead. This is getting so ridiculous.

599 MacDuff  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:40pm

re: #242 Joan

Many African-American people I know have versions of this egg sculpture in their homes--it is, I think, based on some traditional wood carving styles from West Africa (Ghana?). It isn't sinister or uncommon. As for the dang "blue book" that is sheer capitalist entrepreneurship--and, no more sinister than the hero-worship of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. at MLK-Day gatherings.

I think African-American people are among the most resilient, loyal, enduring, faith-filled people in our country. It has been a privilege for me to work on various "team oriented" civic and service projects with them--they know how to organize, how to "make a way when there ain't know way!" and they do find inspiration in Africa-centric artwork, mythology, traditions.

These are also fierce, fearsomely passionate individuals, and I would never want to come between them and a cherished, beloved member of the great extended family of black people in America. I don't think I will ever understand, and Obama is their son, their darling, their pride. Therefore my dissent--even here, my free-speech "home" on LGF--needs to be dissent from policies, anger at bad ideas and failed ideology. We are on very thin ice and on dangerous ground. I have to watch myself, speaking just for myself, because sometimes I shoot from the lip.

Well said however, when are we going to get past this? Contrary to what some Europeans say, we do have our own collective culture which is a sum of all of our ethnic parts. Sure, we carry part of our ancestors with us and cherish it but we are all (or should be) part of the American culture. America isn't just the place where we live; it is who we are and that is where I believe the whole multiculturalism movement is destructive. No, I don't think that our culture should be defended and protected by dictate like the French do, but it should be freely accepted and that acceptance should be expected.

I think much of these "cultural differences" between black people who couldn't find Africa on a map and white people who couldn't find Europe on a map is a contrived and artificial difference.

There are those who may say "it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand" and perhaps they are right. I'm of Irish heritage, and what the English did to my ancestors was nothing short of genocide, but that was then and this is now.

Obama himself said that we need to "put away the childish things" - perhaps this "cultural difference" between 20th generation blacks and 20th generation whites is one of the childish things that's in dire need of being put away. Obama is in a unique position to do just that, regardless of the damage that I fear he will do on other fronts.

"E Pluribus Unim" should be what we should strive for; A little unity would go a long way right now.

600 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:45pm

re: #568 least

Unofficial for the time being.

Well they can take their little book and stick where the sun don't shine. If I want a book full of worthless drivel, I'll pick something entertaining instead.

601 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:46pm

re: #582 3 wood

Wall to wall pork called a stimulus package is making its way through the Senate.

Wall to wall pork... and eggs... mmmmmm....

602 MittDoesNotCompute  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:51pm

re: #369 mshaw

Am I missing something? Why is this thing supposed to be so weird?

I think I'm with Joan (#242). Are some of us succumbing to ODS?

As the great Sgt. Hulka once said, "Lighten up, Francis!"

603 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:51pm

re: #584 unrealizedviewpoint

WTF?

Don't worry, FVB and myself plays tough. He may have left the thread, but it wasn't personal. We have this game about ragging on each other.

Honestly, if he saw it, he understood.

604 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:54pm

re: #598 FurryOldGuyJeans

The Congressional GOP wants to roll over, get their belly rubbed, and play dead. This is getting so ridiculous.

I only listen to Rush.

605 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:43:55pm

re: #598 FurryOldGuyJeans

The Congressional GOP wants to roll over, get their belly rubbed, and play dead. This is getting so ridiculous.

Beat them. Harder.

606 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:44:27pm

re: #594 albusteve

it's rum you commie....

brandy, rum or whiskey you turd

607 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:44:42pm

re: #473 Occasional Reader

I'm not sure that demographic data would really bear out that generalization.

I'm not speaking from "demographic data" only from my own personal first-hand experience functioning in this society among my colleagues. Enough said already--either your life experience and observations line up with mine, or you disagree and have not observed what I describe. Okay, fair enough.

608 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:44:44pm

re: #530 Killgore Trout

Seuss, Eggs and a Reverend

609 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:44:47pm

NYCHardhat..A mellow BV Merlot from Napa Valley..My fav wine in the world

610 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:45:11pm

re: #604 NYCHardhat

I only listen to Rush.

I listen to neither Rush nor the Congressional GOP.

611 jcbunga  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:45:14pm

re: #604 NYCHardhat

I only listen to Rush.

I e-mailed that Georgia rep who criticized Rush and told him he and his buddies had better figure out how pissed people are, or better yet, just resign.

These f'ers are an epic failure.

612 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:45:22pm

Another African proverb: The Colonists are leaving! WTF do we do now?

613 SurferDoc  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:45:25pm

Grab 'em by the eggs and their hearts and minds will follow.

614 Elcid  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:46:00pm

re: #610 FurryOldGuyJeans

I listen to neither Rush nor the Congressional GOP.

Best way to go.

615 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:46:18pm

re: #592 NYCHardhat

Some red wine my dear. Wish you were here. ;)

If you can get some San Sebastian Vinters Red, you should try it.

616 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:46:37pm

re: #612 maddogg

Another African proverb: The Colonists are leaving! WTF do we do now?

don't ask mugabe.

617 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:00pm

re: #610 FurryOldGuyJeans

I listen to neither Rush nor the Congressional GOP.

I don't like Rush either.

618 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:01pm
619 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:06pm

re: #589 onslow

President Obama leads US drive to topple Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe

Yet ousting Saddam was wrong and worthy of a War Crime.

Mugabe should be gone, but the hypocrisy of some is so palpable.

620 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:10pm

re: #584 unrealizedviewpoint

WTF?

It was pretty good. Please forgive any typos. I am typing one handed.

621 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:20pm

OT - NASA's Dr. James Hansen, the alarmist who feeds Al Gore, has just been totally slammed by his former NASA boss, Dr. John Theon.

Theon has also now publicly proclaimed himself to be an Man Made Global Warming skeptic (a growing and diverse group) :

Theon declared “climate models are useless.” “My own belief concerning anthropogenic climate change is that the models do not realistically simulate the climate system because there are many very important sub-grid scale processes that the models either replicate poorly or completely omit,” Theon explained. “Furthermore, some scientists have manipulated the observed data to justify their model results. In doing so, they neither explain what they have modified in the observations, nor explain how they did it. They have resisted making their work transparent so that it can be replicated independently by other scientists. This is clearly contrary to how science should be done. Thus there is no rational justification for using climate model forecasts to determine public policy,” he added.

“As Chief of several of NASA Headquarters’ programs (1982-94), an SES position, I was responsible for all weather and climate research in the entire agency, including the research work by James Hansen, Roy Spencer, Joanne Simpson, and several hundred other scientists at NASA field centers, in academia, and in the private sector who worked on climate research,” Theon wrote of his career. “This required a thorough understanding of the state of the science. I have kept up with climate science since retiring by reading books and journal articles,” Theon added. (LINK) Theon also co-authored the book “Advances in Remote Sensing Retrieval Methods.”

Science that uses modified data to feed models intended to interpret that very data, while then not sharing the raw data for others to use to replicate results is inevitably bad science, no matter what it intends or if it coincidentally describes a phenomenon. Looks like Theon is admitting that.

622 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:22pm

re: #481 WriterMom

This is heading into noble savage territory.

No. It isn't. I wrote down what my experience was, and if it does not ring true to what you have lived and observed, then fair enough.

623 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:24pm

re: #616 nyc redneck

don't ask mugabe.

Or Amin, for that matter.

624 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:26pm

Evening, lizards.
African proverbs to live by, eh?
Lucky us.

625 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:37pm

re: #580 NYCHardhat

House GOP to Rush, "Back Off"

Asked to respond to Gingrey, Limbaugh, in an email to Politico, wrote: “I'm sure he is doing his best but it does not appear to be good enough. He may not have noticed that the number of Republican colleagues he has in the House has dwindled. And they will dwindle more if he and his friends don't show more leadership and effectiveness in battling the most left-wing agenda in modern history. And they won't continue to lose because of me, but because of their relationship with the grassroots, which is hurting. Conservatives want leadership from those who claim to represent them. And we'll know it when we see it.”

Well said, Rush.

626 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:37pm

re: #597 ArmyWife

I find your lack of feathers disturbing.

/okay, I admit that I suck at this thing called "pun"

627 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:41pm

re: #620 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It was pretty good. Please forgive any typos. I am typing one handed.

It's always good!

628 3 wood  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:47pm

re: #598 FurryOldGuyJeans

The Congressional GOP wants to roll over, get their belly rubbed, and play dead. This is getting so ridiculous.

And they are going to get it stuck to themselves real good by this guy.

The Republican party in Illinois tried to work with the Democrats and they got destroyed.

629 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:48pm

re: #609 HoosierHoops

NYCHardhat..A mellow BV Merlot from Napa Valley..My fav wine in the world

Chateau Ste Michelle Merlot Columbia Valley 2004

Its reasonable and decent.

630 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:53pm

Sharmuta - if you are still here - you were spot on. Princess Leia quote is as follows:

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

There is money to be made here. Let's scan the quotes, create an "ancient proverb", fire up the kiln and get to work. When the going gets tough, the tough make up crap and sell it on the internet!

631 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:47:57pm

re: #580 NYCHardhat

House GOP to Rush, "Back Off"


The lone voice of Rep. Phil Gingrey, R-Ga. What a wuss.
You go Rush. We need more people (our elected Republicans) to speak out against and fight against the 0.

632 mojo jojo  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:48:04pm

Did I miss the Bessarabian Cossacks marching down Pennsylvania Avenue during the parade?

/SARC

633 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:48:04pm
634 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:48:11pm

re: #617 Walter L. Newton

I don't like Rush either.

If I wanted a Super-sized Ego I would listen to Obama speeches.

635 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:48:12pm
636 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:48:24pm

c'mon America....

637 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:48:27pm

re: #620 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It was pretty good. Please forgive any typos. I am typing one handed.

So, what are you doing with that other hand?

/you may decline to answer.

638 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:48:40pm

re: #617 Walter L. Newton

I don't like Rush either.

Like him or not, he makes sense.

639 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:48:55pm

re: #602 talon_262

As the great Sgt. Hulka once said, "Lighten up, Francis!"

Or as John Riggins once said to Justice Sandra Day O'connor at a banquet in Washington: "Lighten up, Sandy baby!"

640 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:49:14pm

re: #615 bellamags

If you can get some San Sebastian Vinters Red, you should try it.

Do you like Napa valley wine? Have you ever had anything from the Valley of the moon? It's right outside the official valley but it's cheaper and taste just as good. Sonoma makes a great wine

641 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:49:17pm

If I may take a crack at this, (seriously, no pun intended) I think the motivation for posting this is really the pomp and circumstance which will follow.

Platitudes. Ingratiating gestures from all the sycophants who will latch on to this symbol, as some sort of bullshit pay it forward kind of meme, meant to represent some mystical higher form of ancient knowledge only missing from our current world view.

It will become the visual cause-celeb bumper sticker, fixated to the urban Range Rovers sporting brush guards deep in the brush of San Francisco.

The supposed learned will find it the key to the universal truth's, a homeopathic puritanical road back to the true meaning of life.

642 big steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:49:25pm

re: #516 Cato the Elder


And to come right out and say it, some of the comments on this and other Obama-mocking threads not only go right up to the edge of racism, but step boldly across that boundary.

Not doubting your point but it seems to be that any comments about Obama and his family, except for strict policy arguments are being interpreted as racist regardless of whether the are or not. The physical appearance of George and Laura Bush was mocked heavily along with their intellectual weight, speech patterns, clothing, drinking habits, how they raised their children, and on and on. Not one interpreted that as racist.

A day or so ago a lady lizard wondered why all the fuss about Michelle Obama's fashion sense and referred to her as a "snarling fullback, swathed in drapery fabric." I damn near died of laughter over that one. When I mentioned it at work, someone IMMEDIATELY said that was a racist comment. Well how so. It might have been snarky, or even wrong (although I thought it was very clever) but where in the comment is race? Is it the word "snarling" or "fullback" or "drapery fabric"....hardly.

643 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:49:35pm

re: #457 Alouette

sheesh, well consider the source.

644 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:49:36pm

re: #607 Joan

either your life experience and observations line up with mine, or you disagree and have not observed what I describe.

What my life experiences and observations have shown me are some African-Americans who are really "loyal" and "fierce" and "family loyal", and others who are less so. Kind of like... oh, I dunno... white people.

645 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:49:39pm

re: #633 Iron Fist

Theme Music for the thread: Die eier von satan.

i can't get Tool on Itunes or Rhapsody, what gives?

646 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:49:42pm

re: #620 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It was pretty good. Please forgive any typos. I am typing one handed.

It was the visual that got me. I nearly plucked my eyes out.
/

647 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:49:43pm

re: #630 ArmyWife

Sharmuta - if you are still here - you were spot on. Princess Leia quote is as follows:

There is money to be made here. Let's scan the quotes, create an "ancient proverb", fire up the kiln and get to work. When the going gets tough, the tough make up crap and sell it on the internet!

We can comb through Star Wars, LOTR, and Dr. Suess.

648 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:50:01pm

re: #637 maddogg

So, what are you doing with that other hand?

/you may decline to answer.

Please ...again ...no visuals ...I am trying to get rid of the one Walter gave me ...

649 Wilderstad  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:50:07pm

I don't know why he just didn't buy Star Wars memorabilia, and have Princess Leia's quote to General Tarkin " The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. "

650 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:50:11pm

re: #633 Iron Fist

Theme Music for the thread: Die eier von satan.

TOOL

651 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:50:30pm
652 revobob  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:50:39pm

re: #599 MacDuff
Lay on, MacDuff!

653 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:50:47pm

re: #646 unrealizedviewpoint

It was the visual that got me. I nearly plucked my eyes out.
/

Just don't eat 'em. People will think you're nuts!

654 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:51:33pm

re: #628 3 wood

And they are going to get it stuck to themselves real good by this guy.

The Republican party in Illinois tried to work with the Democrats and they got destroyed.

The prior administration was an exercise in working with the opposition party and receiving nothing but fangs for the effort.

655 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:51:34pm

re: #606 bellamags

brandy, rum or whiskey you turd

hey...I'm more than just a turd...have some respect...

656 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:51:37pm

re: #653 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just don't eat 'em. People will think you're nuts!

Man-did ya see that guy? OMG

657 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:51:48pm

re: #601 Occasional Reader

Wall to wall pork... and eggs... mmmmmm....

The Pork of Power!

658 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:52:18pm

re: #653 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just don't eat 'em. People will think you're nuts!

Are you going THERE again?

659 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:52:18pm

re: #616 nyc redneck

don't ask mugabe.

Change!

660 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:52:20pm

re: #641 formercorpsman

Yes, it could get very smarmy out around that little sculpture.

661 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:52:26pm

re: #635 taxfreekiller

Private Obama,

Your the newby, check your equipment, make sure you know the seconday exfil plan if the first lz is hot.

You walk point tonight, the weather sucks, there is some reports of others on the trails and they seem to be a bit pissed.

Bill and his wife are going to pull drag and have your back.

Get'm up, move'em out!

Unfortunately, Private Obama's next move would be to walk into the tail rotor on the Huey...

662 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:52:38pm

re: #647 Sharmuta

We can comb through Star Wars, LOTR, and Dr. Suess.

And Pooh Bear- one of the greatest philosophers of all time!

663 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:52:41pm

re: #656 unrealizedviewpoint

Proudly? FBV! The one who brought him to the attn of LGF.

Didn't I say I was going?

664 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:52:44pm
665 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:52:54pm

re: #588 nyc redneck

and what a perfect thing for him to display. a sculpture based on ancient african proverbs.
this from a guy who refused to wear an american flag pin until it became so awkward and detrimental to his campaign that he had to.

Never wore a pin, never owned one, nor knew that was required to show you loved your country. Now, it's suddenly a mandatory accessory for every politician, and proves nothing.

666 rain of lead  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:53:10pm

re: #635 taxfreekiller

Private Obama,

Your the newby, check your equipment, make sure you know the seconday exfil plan if the first lz is hot.

You walk point tonight, the weather sucks, there is some reports of others on the trails and they seem to be a bit pissed.

Bill and his wife are going to pull drag and have your back.

Get'm up, move'em out!

tfk,
that brought a mental picture that just made me giggle like a madman
bill and hill got your back......bwahahahahah

667 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:53:36pm

re: #664 Iron Fist

I don't know. I have to admit I don't even have an MP3 player. I bought one for the girlfriend for Christmas, but we haven't had time to actually do anything with it.

Ahh, you just bought her an MP3 because you assumed it was a prototype model of the MP5.

668 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:53:54pm

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”

-Pooh Bear

669 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:10pm

re: #663 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Proudly? FBV! The one who brought him to the attn of LGF.

Didn't I say I was going?

So you're the source of that visual also.

670 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:14pm

re: #631 newsjunkie_ky

The lone voice of Rep. Phil Gingrey, R-Ga. What a wuss.
You go Rush. We need more people (our elected Republicans) to speak out against and fight against the 0.

This is not a lone voice. He is praising the "Get Along" gang for capitulating. This reminds me of an abused spouse resisting anyone trying to stop the beatings.

671 mean Gene  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:24pm

I was looking for separate proof that this is really an African proverb.....it may be.
The ''real'' ones include such gems as:
Do not tell the man carrying you that he stinks.
If one is roasting two potatoes, one of them is bound to get charred.
Bad dancing does not brake an engagement.
Do not follow a person who is running a way.
We should talk while we are still alive.

672 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:28pm

“You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”

-Pooh Bear

673 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:33pm

re: #662 Sharmuta

And Pooh Bear- one of the greatest philosophers of all time!

That's his foreign policy advisor, too!

674 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:35pm

re: #630 ArmyWife

You know, when you really think about it, it is not so far fetched.

If you have any knowledge as the history of Kwanzaa, it is obvious our buddy Karenga ripped off the Menorah, and red & green colors of Christmas.

675 rain of lead  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:37pm

re: #647 Sharmuta

"you can't teach a sneech"

676 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:42pm

re: #640 HoosierHoops

Do you like Napa valley wine? Have you ever had anything from the Valley of the moon? It's right outside the official valley but it's cheaper and taste just as good. Sonoma makes a great wine

I am not enough of a wine connoisseur to give you an accurate answer. I like sweet wines, we have a local winery (San Sebastian) that uses muscadine grapes. Very sweet and full. I will look for some from the Valley of the Moon at the wine shop next time.

677 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:52pm

I couldn't care less whether this sculpture was African or from Hoboken, New Jersey. I just think the words "Egg of Power" are inherently hilarious.

So that's "racist" now?

678 Lee Coller  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:53pm

My first peek at this thread and I see that there are 666 (probably more by the time I post this) comments. Coincidence?

679 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:54:56pm

re: #668 Sharmuta

Hey Sharmuta...By any chance did you catch Glenn Beck today?
He did a great show on it being our responsibility at the grass roots to take our government back.

680 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:55:16pm

“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”

-Pooh Bear

681 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:55:33pm

re: #634 FurryOldGuyJeans

If I wanted a Super-sized Ego I would listen to Obama speeches.

And he calls it "his bit." No, I listen to the tone of his dialog, I've watched his body english on TV, and I've read his printed words, and they all smack of an over active ego.

In a sense, he lies every time he tries to dismiss himself as just an entertainer, a harmless fuzzball and so on, yet he keeps up with the ego on a stick routine.

I'm not fooled by him. I don't get a thrill from listening to him prune his feathers.

682 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:55:46pm

re: #655 albusteve

; )

683 Lee Coller  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:55:46pm

re: #678 Lee Coller

My first peek at this thread and I see that there are 666 (probably more by the time I post this) comments. Coincidence?

In case anyone has any doubts. I'm joking.

684 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:55:57pm
685 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:13pm

re: #677 Charles

I couldn't care less whether this sculpture was African or from Hoboken, New Jersey. I just think the words "Egg of Power" are inherently hilarious.

So that's "racist" now?

Not in my book. Some of the comments here, though, mebbe.

686 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:15pm

re: #677 Charles

I couldn't care less whether this sculpture was African or from Hoboken, New Jersey. I just think the words "Egg of Power" are inherently hilarious.

So that's "racist" now?

A couple of posters think so, and by the Code of PC that means it is.

What a crock of shit calling some humor racist.

687 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:16pm

re: #672 Sharmuta

“You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”

-Pooh Bear


Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift, thats why they call it the present.
/Kung fu Panda:)

688 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:22pm

Hey Jude...lighten up

689 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:25pm

re: #562 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I will say this to you... I can never see your avatar without thinking "Hello, I must be going."

It's a good avatar, ... even if it's a mismatch for my Lewis Carroll nic.

But how about the song from Coconuts: Everyone Says 'I Love You'

690 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:26pm

re: #672 Sharmuta

“You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”

-Pooh Bear

I'd like Pooh as a philosopher a lot more if he occasionally threw in a quote like "let them hate, so long as they fear", or something along those lines.

691 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:36pm

re: #677 Charles

I couldn't care less whether this sculpture was African or from Hoboken, New Jersey. I just think the words "Egg of Power" are inherently hilarious.

So that's "racist" now?

No.

692 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:45pm

re: #628 3 wood

And they are going to get it stuck to themselves real good by this guy.

The Republican party in Illinois tried to work with the Democrats and they got destroyed.

Agreed. Now is not the time to work with Obama. Now is the time to lay out a clear alternative to his plans. That is the only road back for the GOP.

693 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:56:58pm

“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.”

-Pooh Bear

694 BignJames  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:57:03pm

re: #677 Charles


New rules...I guess.

695 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:57:03pm

re: #630 ArmyWife

Sharmuta - if you are still here - you were spot on. Princess Leia quote is as follows:

There is money to be made here. Let's scan the quotes, create an "ancient proverb", fire up the kiln and get to work. When the going gets tough, the tough make up crap and sell it on the internet!

Here's one "A wise man says, Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it."

696 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:57:09pm

re: #677 Charles

I couldn't care less whether this sculpture was African or from Hoboken, New Jersey. I just think the words "Egg of Power" are inherently hilarious.

So that's "racist" now?

Your hobokophobia has not gone unnoticed, mister.

697 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:57:33pm

re: #677 Charles

I couldn't care less whether this sculpture was African or from Hoboken, New Jersey. I just think the words "Egg of Power" are inherently hilarious.

So that's "racist" now?

Wasn't it Gloria Steinem who first used that phrase?

Or was that Susan B. Anthony?

Or was it Eve?

698 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:57:49pm

re: #676 bellamags

I am not enough of a wine connoisseur to give you an accurate answer. I like sweet wines, we have a local winery that uses muscadine grapes. Very sweet and full. I will look for some from the Valley of the Moon at the wine shop next time.

Let me try again San Sebastian

699 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:57:50pm

re: #644 Occasional Reader

What my life experiences and observations have shown me are some African-Americans who are really "loyal" and "fierce" and "family loyal", and others who are less so. Kind of like... oh, I dunno... white people.

Very good. Well, there's a phenomenon at work around Obama, among African-American people, that is highly charged with the kind of emotion that one more often sees connected with family.

Thanks for the insult, it was not necessary but perhaps salutary

700 Syrah  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:58:02pm

re: #662 Sharmuta

And Pooh Bear- one of the greatest philosophers of all time!

The Hundred Acre Wood is a far more logical place then DC ever will be.

701 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:58:09pm

re: #690 Occasional Reader

I'd like Pooh as a philosopher a lot more if he occasionally threw in a quote like "let them hate, so long as they fear", or something along those lines.

So- you just pooh-pooh the matter, huh?

702 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:58:13pm

re: #629 NYCHardhat

Chateau Ste Michelle Merlot Columbia Valley 2004

Its reasonable and decent.


Isn't that next to the Love Canal?
Just teasing ya..I grew up in Yountville in the middle of wine country and spent years making fun of wine snobs..Twirling it between your thumb and index finger notice the clarity...Blah blah..Trust me on this...*wink* The best wine is always free..
LOL
When i was a kid..The Valley was mostly farm land...Then it became a huge winery corporations..The Napa Valley is a very special place...

703 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:58:39pm

re: #700 Syrah

The Hundred Acre Wood is a far more logical place then DC ever will be.

It's funny because it's true.

704 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:58:45pm

re: #651 Iron Fist

I once had a roommate that would make completely appropriate (and sometimes hilarious) puns based on stuff that was currently happening, adding the annoying quip "No pun intended".

He leveled a pretty good one at a guy that was about to get his car towed. Wish I could remember it. I partied a lot back in those days.

705 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:58:50pm

re: #599 MacDuff

but if his past performance is any indicator, he has no desire to 'heal' There is a huge difference between anger and resentment The words he used to describe the races in his speech in Philly, right before he called his grandmother racist.

Our president listened to a racist pastor for many years, some of it rubbed off.

This sculpture however is not indicative of that racism, this was a tourist getting taken.

706 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:05pm

re: #681 Walter L. Newton

I won't go that far, Walter. I just prefer listening to/reading opinion on the events of today instead of nearly 3 hours of raging ego-mania.

707 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:11pm

re: #689 itellu3times

It's a GREAT! avatar

FTFY!

708 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:16pm

re: #677 Charles

I couldn't care less whether this sculpture was African or from Hoboken, New Jersey. I just think the words "Egg of Power" are inherently hilarious.

So that's "racist" now?

It is a bit of over the top marketing, no question.

709 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:25pm

re: #604 NYCHardhat

I only listen to Rush.

i love him.
i always learn something and he always makes me laugh.

710 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:27pm

re: #702 HoosierHoops

Isn't that next to the Love Canal?
Just teasing ya..I grew up in Yountville in the middle of wine country and spent years making fun of wine snobs..Twirling it between your thumb and index finger notice the clarity...Blah blah..Trust me on this...*wink* The best wine is always free..
LOL
When i was a kid..The Valley was mostly farm land...Then it became a huge winery corporations..The Napa Valley is a very special place...

I had a blast in college with boxed wine.

711 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:34pm

re: #641 formercorpsman

Since we got all serious here, let me add my 2 cents (taxed at a very high rate now). I think what we have here is a failure to communicate..

no, seriously. It appears that Obama got elected on a series of bumper sticker slogans. It seems this is how he lives his life - he has no depth. To him, this is meaningful, moving art. We have a society that is this way, they get their information in sound bites and are unwilling or unable to spend time getting to solid answers themselves. They want it fed to them, and they want it fed to them in a jingle format. What they don't understand is those sound bites and platitudes will affect our country, will affect us. This problem won't be resolved in 30 minutes with 4 commercial breaks. We need deep thinkers in office, instead we got Barnum and Bailey.

712 big steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:38pm

Democratic Party Playbook:

1. Use Coulter to raise money.
2. Bitch slap Rush every once in a while and then cry about how mean he is.
3. Refer to all Republicans as stupid.
4. Its all Bush's fault.
5. Tell children scary stories about Cheney.
6. Read Doonsbury as Trudeau catches up the the 80's.
7. Write one billion word long essays and hope either Kos or Huffington will post them.
8. Muscle up and throw a punch or two at Palin.

713 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:52pm

re: #694 BignJames

New rules...I guess.

All new rules being written right now by the dems. Enjoy.

714 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 7:59:58pm

re: #665 avanti

Seriously Avanti. Him, and his family sat in that church for 20 years. With their kids to boot.

His wife has publicly stated she was never proud of her country.

People should not draw the least bit of suspicion from any of this?

715 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:00:00pm
716 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:01:00pm

A fat man needs his sleep.

I am fat.

I need to sleep.

717 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:01:07pm

re: #699 Joan

Thanks for the insult,

Why, sure. Um, could you refresh my memory... where did I insult you, again?

718 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:01:27pm

re: #715 Iron Fist

The indoor gun range/shop we do business with has an MP 5 for rent for $20 (IIRC). You have to have enough range time to rent it (I think it is four visits) and bring your own ammo. I figure I can burn through about 500 rounds in less than half an hour :-)

I'm going to get the Girlfriend to put a couple of magazines through it as well. I'm trying hard to cultivate her interest. I'd like her to get a carry permit and (probably) a .38/.357 Magnum.

Why a revolver?

719 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:01:40pm

I mean, come on. If you can't even make fun of a freakin' egg o' power, what's left? Is nothing un-sacred any more?

720 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:01:54pm

re: #716 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

A fat man needs his sleep.

I am fat.

I need to sleep.

Good Night FBV ...hope you sleep well and do not wake up with a hangover ...

721 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:02:02pm

re: #665 avanti

Never wore a pin, never owned one, nor knew that was required to show you loved your country. Now, it's suddenly a mandatory accessory for every politician, and proves nothing.

then why is he wearing one, now.
everywhere he goes.
are you alleging he is insincere.

722 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:02:27pm

re: #674 formercorpsman

with a dash of SLA philosophy for good measure.

723 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:02:53pm

re: #717 Occasional Reader

Why, sure. Um, could you refresh my memory... where did I insult you, again?

Wow, speaking opinion backed up by facts is now an insult. Who knew?

724 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:02:54pm

Can we please stop with calling everything racist? The word is getting watered down.

725 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:02:58pm

re: #698 bellamags

Let me try again San Sebastian

“The Cellar Upstairs” Wine, Jazz & Blues Bar

Live Music “The Cellar Upstairs” Wine, Jazz & Blues Bar is located on the rooftop of the Winery building and is a best kept secret with locals. Open on weekends, featuring incredible live music from a wide range of talented local and regional Bands. Relax to the music and enjoy the tremendous views overlooking the St. Augustine skyline while enjoying a glass of San Sebastian Wine and light appetizers.

What an awesome place..Fine wine..Jazz on the rooftop,,dancing..
I'm there

726 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:03:24pm

re: #715 Iron Fist

I'd like her to get a carry permit and (probably) a .38/.357 Magnum.

Remember to be nice to her after that.

727 Maui Girl  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:03:55pm

I'm sure the "O" strokes his egg lovingly every morning while no one is looking wishing his wife's you know what's were that nice. Okay, never mind that.

I'm sure the "O" strokes his egg lovingly every morning hoping the Egg Genie would show up and grant him wishes. Yeh, that's better. I like the Genie idea.

728 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:04:08pm

re: #721 nyc redneck

then why is he wearing one, now.
everywhere he goes.
are you alleging he is insincere.

I certainly would be willing to entertain that.

729 big steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:04:22pm

The egg of power kind of reminds me of folding paper into a triangle and kicking with your finger through the up-rights.

730 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:04:23pm

re: #721 nyc redneck

then why is he wearing one, now.
everywhere he goes.
are you alleging he is insincere.

to avanti, the 0 wore one until 9/11 or so he says. He said he took it off after 9/11 to show a pin didn't mean patriotism.
He may have had other reasons after 9/11 for not wearing a Flag pin.

731 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:05:02pm

re: #722 ArmyWife

Can't forget that, not that.

732 yesandno  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:05:03pm

So the great 0 contemplates and respects the power of the egg.......

unless, of course, it becomes a fetus.

733 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:05:07pm

Someone's called this thread "racist"?

734 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:05:15pm
735 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:05:29pm

re: #725 HoosierHoops

Its sooo relaxing. you can see the bridges and Flagler College (cool architecture) from the roof. They have cushy chairs and tables with umbrellas. they make this type of "sangria" with the sweet Rosa wine and fresh fruit. Get a pitcher of that and the cheese tray. Set for the night.

736 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:05:39pm

re: #706 FurryOldGuyJeans

I won't go that far, Walter. I just prefer listening to/reading opinion on the events of today instead of nearly 3 hours of raging ego-mania.

That's a simple way to handle it. Agreed.

737 rain of lead  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:05:40pm

re: #726 Occasional Reader

Remember to be nice to her after that.


I suspect that around his woman the iron fist is kept in a velvet glove

738 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:05:52pm

re: #699 Joan

Very good. Well, there's a phenomenon at work around Obama, among African-American people, that is highly charged with the kind of emotion that one more often sees connected with family.

Thanks for the insult, it was not necessary but perhaps salutary

One thing I see little discussion about is the behavior of the crowd at the inaugural. I'll admit I was concerned about my son being in DC late at night with a couple of million people. It's not the most crime free city my any stretch, but for one night at least, everyone was high on the hope thing and it was very crime free.

739 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:06:05pm

re: #732 yesandno

So the great 0 contemplates and respects the power of the egg.......

unless, of course, it becomes a fetus.

Baby, it's a human baby.

740 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:06:05pm

re: #729 big steve

The egg of power kind of reminds me of folding paper into a triangle and kicking with your finger through the up-rights.

Paper football is awesome, I taught my kids, well I thought I was teaching them but they schooled me!

And coin hockey, who can forget coin hockey?

741 Sheila Broflovski  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:06:10pm

re: #734 Iron Fist

You aren't showing proper deference to the Lord God Obama when you mock his Egg of Power. That's almost blasphemy, but I figure it'll take a couple of years for Him to start dealing with Blasphemers. He has the Terrorists whose rights He must defend, and with whom He shall begin negotiations without any preconditions, at least from the United States' side. The terrorists will possibly have preconditions of their own, which Obama will try His best to fulfill. That'll occupy his time for the next year or two.

Do not mock Hopenchange Egg!

742 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:06:25pm

re: #730 newsjunkie_ky

to avanti, the 0 wore one until 9/11 or so he says. He said he took it off after 9/11 to show a pin didn't mean patriotism.
He may have had other reasons after 9/11 for not wearing a Flag pin.

He is full of shit

743 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:06:29pm

re: #711 ArmyWife

Since we got all serious here, let me add my 2 cents (taxed at a very high rate now). I think what we have here is a failure to communicate..

no, seriously. It appears that Obama got elected on a series of bumper sticker slogans. It seems this is how he lives his life - he has no depth. To him, this is meaningful, moving art. We have a society that is this way, they get their information in sound bites and are unwilling or unable to spend time getting to solid answers themselves. They want it fed to them, and they want it fed to them in a jingle format. What they don't understand is those sound bites and platitudes will affect our country, will affect us. This problem won't be resolved in 30 minutes with 4 commercial breaks. We need deep thinkers in office, instead we got Barnum and Bailey.

I've started listening to Mark Levin's show in the afternoon, since Sirius shifted some of their programming around. Not a huge fan, but he does get some interesting callers.

Some dipshit called yesterday blaming the current financial situation on deficit spending under Bush, while simultaneously railing against Republicans for holding up the Democrats' plan to fix everything by...even bigger deficit spending.

When Levin pointed out the stupidity of his position, I thought the guy was going to have a coronary.

744 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:06:34pm

Over 700 comments, and most still on topic, about a wooden egg. Ok, what's wrong with that? Maybe that egg does have some sort of power?

745 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:06:49pm

WTF? The term "black hole" is now racist. You can only cry wolf so many times until your credibility is nothing. And the people looking for racism behind every comment have no credibility, only slogans.

746 Syrah  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:06:59pm

The next campaign starts now.

Sarah Palin is raising money. I just sent in a contribution.

Early money in a campaign is VERY important.

Even if she is not your favorite, she is at least making a move. It deserves some attention.

Give the Democrats no rest.

747 SurferDoc  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:07:06pm

The 0 is as full of crap as Dollar Tree pinata.

748 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:07:11pm

re: #733 MandyManners

Someone's called this thread "racist"?

I'm so tired of that fucking word.

749 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:07:19pm

re: #738 avanti

One thing I see little discussion about is the behavior of the crowd at the inaugural. I'll admit I was concerned about my son being in DC late at night with a couple of million people. It's not the most crime free city my any stretch, but for one night at least, everyone was high on the hope thing and it was very crime free.

Maybe that had something to do with the amount of security (police, etc.)?
I heard there were more police in the area than we've got troops in Iraq.

750 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:07:44pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. I've only been skimming this thread, but from reading some of the posts I am getting the impression that there are people calling the mockery of this "Egg of Power" racism. Is this so?

751 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:07:51pm

re: #738 avanti

One thing I see little discussion about is the behavior of the crowd at the inaugural. I'll admit I was concerned about my son being in DC late at night with a couple of million people. It's not the most crime free city my any stretch, but for one night at least, everyone was high on the hope thing and it was very crime free.

are you serious?

752 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:07:54pm

re: #739 newsjunkie_ky

Baby, it's a human baby.

Can't argue with that!
But they sure do, don't they?
Selfish pr*cks!

753 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:07:59pm

re: #745 maddogg

WTF? The term "black hole" is now racist. You can only cry wolf so many times until your credibility is nothing. And the people looking for racism behind every comment have no credibility, only slogans.

It worked for 70 odd years for the Soviets.

754 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:08:33pm

re: #744 Walter L. Newton

Over 700 comments, and most still on topic, about a wooden egg. Ok, what's wrong with that? Maybe that egg does have some sort of power?

Iron Fist and I are trying valiantly to turn it into The Inevitable Gun Thread.

755 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:08:35pm

re: #748 NYCHardhat

I'm so tired of that fucking word.

you need a shoulder rub.

756 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:08:41pm

re: #745 maddogg

WTF? The term "black hole" is now racist. You can only cry wolf so many times until your credibility is nothing. And the people looking for racism behind every comment have no credibility, only slogans.

That's why I hope the dreaded word fades into the realm of crying wolf.

757 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:08:45pm

re: #750 Slumbering Behemoth

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. I've only been skimming this thread, but from reading some of the posts I am getting the impression that there are people calling the mockery of this "Egg of Power" racism. Is this so?

For the love of God.....

758 Gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:08:46pm

Maybe he's just a huge Salvador Dali fan?

Metamorphosis of Narcissus

759 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:09:12pm

re: #710 NYCHardhat

I had a blast in college with boxed wine.

LOL
OK when you go up in napa country..we could never score beer as kids but everybody always had a bottle he swiped from mom and dad..Worse than that..I college..We used to drive down the road at night and fill up 55 gallon buckets of the most expensive grapes in the world..And I feel bad..mea culpa..But damn we made good home made wine in college..

760 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:09:16pm

re: #738 avanti

One thing I see little discussion about is the behavior of the crowd at the inaugural. I'll admit I was concerned about my son being in DC late at night with a couple of million people. It's not the most crime free city my any stretch, but for one night at least, everyone was high on the hope thing and it was very crime free.

Then we DEFINITELY should send the Zero to Gaza, for instance. Instant healing, right?

761 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:09:27pm

re: #755 bellamags

you need a shoulder rub.

Yes. Yes I do. Not before I gave you a foot massage.

762 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:09:39pm

re: #733 MandyManners

Someone's called this thread "racist"?

Several people (a couple are usual suspects) have pretty much come out and said that many of the posters are.

763 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:09:48pm

Something's at the edge of your mind, you don't know what it is
Somethin' you were hopin' to find but your not sure what it is
Then you hear the unicorn, and it all comes crystal clear
Dolittle does the talkin' says the things you want to hear

I'm young, I'm wild and I'm free
I got the egg of power of the music in me

764 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:09:50pm

re: #750 Slumbering Behemoth

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. I've only been skimming this thread, but from reading some of the posts I am getting the impression that there are people calling the mockery of this "Egg of Power" racism. Is this so?

Wouldn't mockery of eggs more logically be misogynist?

765 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:09:50pm

re: #745 maddogg

WTF? The term "black hole" is now racist. You can only cry wolf so many times until your credibility is nothing. And the people looking for racism behind every comment have no credibility, only slogans.

Obama only had slogans, it got him elected.

766 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:10:04pm

re: #753 FurryOldGuyJeans

It worked for 70 odd years for the Soviets.

No, it really didn't. What worked was the brutal force behind the slogans.

767 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:10:18pm

re: #759 HoosierHoops

LOL
OK when you go up in napa country..we could never score beer as kids but everybody always had a bottle he swiped from mom and dad..Worse than that..I college..We used to drive down the road at night and fill up 55 gallon buckets of the most expensive grapes in the world..And I feel bad..mea culpa..But damn we made good home made wine in college..

Badass.

768 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:10:22pm

re: #714 formercorpsman

Seriously Avanti. Him, and his family sat in that church for 20 years. With their kids to boot.

His wife has publicly stated she was never proud of her country.

People should not draw the least bit of suspicion from any of this?

I don't have the energy to rehash all of that. The voters heard it over and over and for whatever reason gave it little weight. He's the President now, and that we can discuss, not pins, his minister or a poorly worded comment by his wife.

769 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:10:23pm

re: #751 bellamags

are you serious?

Yes, he is very serious.

770 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:10:28pm

re: #753 FurryOldGuyJeans

It worked for 70 odd years for the Soviets.

Only because it was backed up with the rifle and gulag.

771 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:10:32pm

re: #748 NYCHardhat

I'm so tired of that fucking word.

If you didn't watch the 0 last Tuesday, you might be a racist.
If you laugh at the wooden egg, you might be a racist.
If you say michelle has a big a$$, you might be a racist.
If you are a Republican, you ARE a racist.
/liberal

772 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:05pm

re: #730 newsjunkie_ky

to avanti, the 0 wore one until 9/11 or so he says. He said he took it off after 9/11 to show a pin didn't mean patriotism.
He may have had other reasons after 9/11 for not wearing a Flag pin.

hmmm, what a strange time for hussein to show patriotism by taking OFF the flag lapel pin, right after 9-11.

773 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:09pm

re: #749 jwb7605

There was a lot of military, too.

774 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:13pm

re: #754 Occasional Reader

Iron Fist and I are trying valiantly to turn it into The Inevitable Gun Thread.

I don't like gun threads. How about an ancient Greek and Roman coin thread?

775 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:19pm

re: #759 HoosierHoops

LOL
OK when you go up in napa country..we could never score beer as kids but everybody always had a bottle he swiped from mom and dad..Worse than that..I college..We used to drive down the road at night and fill up 55 gallon buckets of the most expensive grapes in the world..And I feel bad..mea culpa..But damn we made good home made wine in college..

that is totally badass.

776 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:26pm

re: #754 Occasional Reader

and then what, boobs?

777 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:27pm

re: #738 avanti

One thing I see little discussion about is the behavior of the crowd at the inaugural. I'll admit I was concerned about my son being in DC late at night with a couple of million people. It's not the most crime free city my any stretch, but for one night at least, everyone was high on the hope thing and it was very crime free.

Is This Crime-Free DC on Hope Day?

778 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:36pm

re: #757 NYCHardhat

For the love of whatever. All I asked was whether or not someone actually cried racism over this whole egg pun thing.

779 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:51pm

re: #738 avanti

Yeah, but the Naloxone is a bitch.

780 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:52pm

did someone say Revolver?....
reminds me of the feds...


781 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:54pm

OT -

Only 23 hours till the next episode of L O S T

782 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:11:55pm

re: #750 Slumbering Behemoth

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. I've only been skimming this thread, but from reading some of the posts I am getting the impression that there are people calling the mockery of this "Egg of Power" racism. Is this so?

Some people are so full of O kool-aid that their sense humor drowned.

783 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:12:14pm

re: #773 ArmyWife

There was a lot of military, too.

What was the ratio, do you know (estimate)?
Security getting into the place was apparently worse than an airport.

784 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:12:26pm

re: #771 newsjunkie_ky

If you didn't watch the 0 last Tuesday, you might be a racist.
If you laugh at the wooden egg, you might be a racist.
If you say michelle has a big a$$, you might be a racist.
If you are a Republican, you ARE a racist.
/liberal

It hardly matters what's said, it'll be interpreted as racist by some loon.

785 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:12:48pm

re: #771 newsjunkie_ky

If you didn't watch the 0 last Tuesday, you might be a racist.
If you laugh at the wooden egg, you might be a racist.
If you say michelle has a big a$$, you might be a racist.
If you are a Republican, you ARE a racist.
/liberal

Just because I don't pander to and coddle groups of people who already hate me because I'm the worst slur in the book...White Male.

786 Dan G.  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:12:51pm

Fuck. [Its all I can think to say to this...]

787 Syrah  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:12:56pm

re: #719 Charles

I mean, come on. If you can't even make fun of a freakin' egg o' power, what's left? Is nothing un-sacred any more?

Mocking The One is sacrilegious!

788 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:00pm

Of it took a hen and half, a minute and a half, to lay an egg and a half. How long would it take a rooster sitting on a brass door knob, to hatch out a hardware store?

789 songbird  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:00pm

If the age of 'white guilt' is over because a black man is president, why are we considered racist if we voice our opposition to the policies of the opposing party?

790 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:05pm

re: #719 Charles

I mean, come on. If you can't even make fun of a freakin' egg o' power, what's left? Is nothing un-sacred any more?

You're just a member of the hegemony of the placental mammals.

791 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:13pm

re: #778 Slumbering Behemoth

For the love of whatever. All I asked was whether or not someone actually cried racism over this whole egg pun thing.

It has seemed that way. It seems to be a pattern with some. The egg punjoke thingy turned into you don't like blackpeopleculture thingy.

792 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:13pm

re: #777 Wishing

Is This Crime-Free DC on Hope Day?

Avanti, you have been wonderfully deceived, and god forbid someone challenge your fairytale with FACTS.

793 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:16pm

re: #770 maddogg

Only because it was backed up with the rifle and gulag.

Civilian Defense Force, as fully funded and equipped as the U.S. Military.

794 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:20pm

re: #780 albusteve

did someone say Revolver?.... reminds me of the feds...

Everything reminds you of the feds. If you were dyslexic, sdef would remind you of the feds.
/

795 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:22pm

re: #774 Walter L. Newton

I don't like gun threads. How about an ancient Greek and Roman coin thread?

I once put a 5.56mm NATO round through an ancient Greek coin at 100 yards with iron sights.

(well, I didn't, really, I'm just trying to be inclusive)

796 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:33pm

re: #785 NYCHardhat

Just because I don't pander to and coddle groups of people who already hate me because I'm the worst slur in the book...White Male.

I remember when WASP was the dirty word. You ain't one of those is ya?

797 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:36pm

re: #781 Walter L. Newton

OT -

Only 23 hours till the next episode of L O S T

Walter ...I have a niece who is just as addicted to LOST as you ...I have never seen the show ...I have loved shows before but not for as long as LOST has been on ...I usually lose interest after a few years ...I did watch 24 for 2 years ...

798 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:48pm

re: #765 Walter L. Newton

Obama only had slogans, it got him elected.

You can fool some of the people all of the time...

799 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:13:48pm

re: #772 nyc redneck

hmmm, what a strange time for hussein to show patriotism by taking OFF the flag lapel pin, right after 9-11.

just sayin'

800 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:14:00pm

re: #748 NYCHardhat

I'm so tired of that fucking word.

So am I.

Has someone called this thread "racist"?

Will making fun of CBBHO and questioning his policies for the next four years be considered "racist"?

801 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:14:02pm

re: #791 bellamags

It has seemed that way. It seems to be a pattern with some. The egg punjoke thingy turned into you don't like blackpeopleculture thingy.

When? Where? Did they run away?

802 kynna  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:14:12pm

I'll take Sarah Palin's "Many Eggs of Power" over 0's little sculpture any day. Hers come with babies. ;D

803 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:14:36pm

re: #789 songbird

If the age of 'white guilt' is over because a black man is president, why are we considered racist if we voice our opposition to the policies of the opposing party?

Because it will never go away. Its the ace in the hole for brain-dead people.

804 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:14:43pm

Good night.

805 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:14:46pm

The egg of power
gently held in wooden hand
over easy please

806 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:15:08pm

re: #795 Occasional Reader

I once put a 5.56mm NATO round through an ancient Greek coin at 100 yards with iron sights.

(well, I didn't, really, I'm just trying to be inclusive)

Which Greek coin?

807 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:15:10pm

re: #762 FurryOldGuyJeans

Several people (a couple are usual suspects) have pretty much come out and said that many of the posters are.

Who? Avanti? Cognito?

808 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:15:11pm

re: #796 jwb7605

I remember when WASP was the dirty word. You ain't one of those is ya?

nope, worse. Half-Assed Roman Catholic

809 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:15:18pm

re: #800 MandyManners

So am I.

Has someone called this thread "racist"?

Will making fun of CBBHO and questioning his policies for the next four years be considered "racist"?

Yes.

810 VioletTiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:15:38pm

re: #724 NYCHardhat

Can we please stop with calling everything racist? The word is getting watered down.


You're right. People get in a PC snit over every word. Save it for the real thing.

811 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:15:48pm

re: #808 NYCHardhat

nope, worse. Half-Assed Roman Catholic

Close, but no cigar!

812 formercorpsman  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:16:06pm

Take it easy folks.

813 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:16:08pm

re: #797 JacksonTn

Walter ...I have a niece who is just as addicted to LOST as you ...I have never seen the show ...I have loved shows before but not for as long as LOST has been on ...I usually lose interest after a few years ...I did watch 24 for 2 years ...

Yes, year 5 now, one more to go after this.

814 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:16:14pm

re: #768 avanti

I don't have the energy to rehash all of that. The voters heard it over and over and for whatever reason gave it little weight. He's the President now, and that we can discuss, not pins, his minister or a poorly worded comment by his wife.

So you are saying that we can not discuss the past experiences of our President as they may or may not relate to his actions today? tomorrow?

Bullcrap, his past is relevant, the past of any President is relevant, and can be discussed. It was his socialistic past that has influenced his diecisions this pas week, closing Gitmo is part of his Ayers connection where prisons are wrong.

Simply overturning Bush Admin. Legal decisions was influenced by years of left wing propaganda.

We have noting he has written from his past, most of his votes were present, so we have no choice but to question his associations.

815 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:16:20pm

re: #801 Walter L. Newton

When? Where? Did they run away?

dude, it was a long time ago. i just tried to ignore it. lets just talk about coins, eggs, guns, wine, boobs, whatever.

816 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:16:28pm

re: #792 Wishing

Avanti, you have been wonderfully deceived, and god forbid someone challenge your fairytale with FACTS.

85 crimes. For Metro DC that is a crime-free day.

817 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:16:28pm

re: #800 MandyManners

So am I.

Has someone called this thread "racist"?

Will making fun of CBBHO and questioning his policies for the next four years be considered "racist"?


If so then I am a racist.

818 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:16:43pm

Who worries about "the cow" when it is all about the "Ice Cream?

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade
this year.

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an
interest.
I decided we would have an election for a class president.
We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class
would vote.
To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.
We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.
We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for
the top spot.
The class had done a great job in their selections.

Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage
because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches Jamie went first.
He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by
promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded. He sat down and Olivia came to the podium. Her speech was
concise.
She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She
sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely could say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She
wasn't sure.
Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it? She didn't know.
The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten.
Olivia won by a landslide.

Now the rest of the story……………………………

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and fifty-two
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream.

The other forty-eight percent of us know we're going to have to feed the
cow and clean up the mess.

It's kinda like this, 'Wishing and Hoping'.

819 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:17:03pm

re: #738 avanti

Did you find the booing and razzing of Mr. Bush charming?

820 songbird  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:17:06pm

re: #803 NYCHardhat

Because it will never go away. Its the ace in the hole for brain-dead people.

I will remain among the living lizardim!

821 abolitionist  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:17:38pm

re: #677 Charles

By virtue of its geometry, an egg is fairly well able to withstand a variety of bumps and jostling from the outside. But a weak and inexperienced creature, unable to walk and lacking vision, using little more than its mouth parts, is able to break it apart from the inside.

This may be the enduring symbol of BHO's presidency.

822 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:17:41pm

re: #814 Stonemason

This one has shown he's impervious to facts.

823 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:17:47pm

re: #793 FurryOldGuyJeans

Civilian Defense Force, as fully funded and equipped as the U.S. Military.

They have one problem with that idea; armed populace, half of which has no taste for Koolaid.

824 kywrite  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:17:57pm

re: #10 Killgore Trout

Well, he's definitely guilty of buying tourist nick-knacks.

Yes, he is, but I bet that the mighty Egg of Power is not even African. The egg is made of coffee tree wood -- authentically African enough, though East African. The hand is made of monkeypod tree wood -- which grows in South American and the Pacific Islands, not Africa. That does include Hawaii, at least, but unless it was custom-made for him by someone who got into it that subtly, it's really a goofy sort of symbol.

825 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:17:57pm

I f you don't watch your step, there's no telling where you'll be swept off to.

-Ancient Tolkienian Proverb

826 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:18:22pm

re: #816 FurryOldGuyJeans

85 crimes. For Metro DC that is a crime-free day.

85 crimes to avanti and others who worship the zero, is CRIME-FREE. So learn the new lingo.
crime-free = only 85

827 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:18:29pm

re: #777 Wishing

Is This Crime-Free DC on Hope Day?

OK, much freer of major crime then a typical day in downtown DC, especially with the crowd. Of course the additional security sure helped, but it was a happy crowd.

828 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:18:35pm

re: #823 maddogg

They have one problem with that idea; armed populace, half of which has no taste for Koolaid.

So there be the reason to disarm the populace.

829 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:18:55pm

re: #768 avanti

That poorly worded comment was said twice. I think that is because she meant it. And what did she have to be disdainful about? Her Princeton education? That must have been rough. Or maybe it was all that suffering she endured going to law school at Harvard. She opined at the plight of being "African-American" while attending these schools. Tell me, which African country would have afforded her a better proposition than the one she got here?

830 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:18:56pm

I will have a greased pig of servitude installed in MY Oval Office. Next to the Oval Throne.

I shall apply extra grease with Ancient Grecian coins.

831 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:18:57pm

re: #821 abolitionist

By virtue of its geometry, an egg is fairly well able to withstand a variety of bumps and jostling from the outside. But a weak and inexperienced creature, unable to walk and lacking vision, using little more than its mouth parts, is able to break it apart from the inside.

This may be the enduring symbol of BHO's presidency.

Man, thats deep.

832 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:19:09pm

re: #823 maddogg

They have one problem with that idea; armed populace, half of which has no taste for Koolaid.

They'll be introducing legislation to take care of that problem shortly.

833 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:19:10pm

re: #824 kywrite

Yes, he is, but I bet that the mighty Egg of Power is not even African. The egg is made of coffee tree wood -- authentically African enough, though East African. The hand is made of monkeypod tree wood -- which grows in South American and the Pacific Islands, not Africa. That does include Hawaii, at least, but unless it was custom-made for him by someone who got into it that subtly, it's really a goofy sort of symbol.

So you're saying what ... Africans discovered America?

834 Macker  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:19:15pm

Does this thing replace "The Buck Stops Here"?

835 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:19:42pm

re: #828 unrealizedviewpoint

So there be the reason to disarm the populace.


re: #832 Dark_Falcon

They'll be introducing legislation to take care of that problem shortly.


GMTA

836 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:20:00pm

re: #826 Wishing

85 crimes to avanti and others who worship the zero, is CRIME-FREE. So learn the new lingo.
crime-free = only 85

Plus the tons of garbage left behind by the crowds is ignorable as well. Greenest Inauguration Ever, my fat, hairy, white ass.

837 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:20:04pm

re: #808 NYCHardhat

nope, worse. Half-Assed Roman Catholic

This is not going to work anymore, people. We have to buckle down and get things done. From now on, I want at least THREE-QUARTERS ass from ALL of you.

/

838 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:20:27pm

re: #783 jwb7605

I don't know - and I don't know if they ever fully divulged the actual number in attendance. I could ask, but probably wouldn't have an answer until tomorrow.

839 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:20:28pm

re: #836 FurryOldGuyJeans

Thanks for the mental image not.

840 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:20:47pm

re: #774 Walter L. Newton

I don't like gun threads. How about an ancient Greek and Roman coin thread?

Bona sententia!

841 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:21:01pm

re: #839 Mich-again

Thanks for the mental image not.

You're welcome. ;)

842 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:21:26pm

re: #772 nyc redneck

hmmm, what a strange time for hussein to show patriotism by taking OFF the flag lapel pin, right after 9-11.


I was wrong it wasn't RIGHT after 9/11 but it might as well have been. He said:

"You know, the truth is that right after 9/11, I had a pin. Shortly after 9/11, particularly because as we're talking about the Iraq war, that became a substitute for, I think, true patriotism, which is speaking out on issues that are of importance to our national security, I decided I won't wear that pin on my chest."

843 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:21:34pm

re: #838 ArmyWife

I don't know - and I don't know if they ever fully divulged the actual number in attendance. I could ask, but probably wouldn't have an answer until tomorrow.

Don't go out of your way. I was just musing. (but, thanks!)

844 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:21:55pm

re: #834 Macker

Does this thing replace "The Buck Stops Here"?

So clever of you.

845 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:22:01pm

re: #838 ArmyWife

I don't know - and I don't know if they ever fully divulged the actual number in attendance. I could ask, but probably wouldn't have an answer until tomorrow.

It was the largest crowd of human beings ever assembled in the history of the planet. But not quite as big as original estimates.

846 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:22:13pm

re: #827 avanti

OK, much freer of major crime then a typical day in downtown DC, especially with the crowd. Of course the additional security sure helped, but it was a happy crowd.

I've talked with a number of Obama voters. Not a single one looked beyond the Hype. Not one knew who Alinsky was, not one knew about Obama's missing paper trail. Everyone made an emotional decision, not a rational one.

847 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:22:47pm

re: #774 Walter L. Newton

I don't like gun threads. How about an ancient Greek and Roman coin thread?

they make excellent targets....

848 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:22:55pm

re: #845 Mich-again

It was the largest crowd of human beings ever assembled in the history of the planet. But not quite as big as original estimates.

Original estimate 7+billion, wasn't it?

849 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:22:59pm

re: #792 Wishing

Avanti, you have been wonderfully deceived, and god forbid someone challenge your fairytale with FACTS.

Guys/gals, you'd need to talk to those that were there. Yes, there was crime, there always is, but for whatever reason, even the DC police were impressed with the lack of major incidents. This is the District we are talking about.

850 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:23:06pm

re: #834 Macker

Does this thing replace "The Buck Stops Here"?

It's a sign that the "Cluck Stops Here".

851 Mich-again  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:23:46pm

re: #848 FurryOldGuyJeans

Original estimate 7+billion, wasn't it?

I heard 3 brazillions were going to be there.

852 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:23:52pm

re: #821 abolitionist

By virtue of its geometry, an egg is fairly well able to withstand a variety of bumps and jostling from the outside. But a weak and inexperienced creature, unable to walk and lacking vision, using little more than its mouth parts, is able to break it apart from the inside.

This may be the enduring symbol of BHO's presidency.

Funny, I see it as the symbol of Obama yanking Uncle Sam's balls off.

853 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:24:04pm

re: #827 avanti

OK, much freer of major crime then a typical day in downtown DC, especially with the crowd. Of course the additional security sure helped, but it was a happy crowd.

There you go again, moving the goal posts when you get your head handed to you for shoveling shit.

854 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:24:16pm

OMG this is too funny:

Jake Tapper on 'Unrequited' Media Love for Obama [Tim Graham]

ABC White House reporter Jake Tapper described Obama’s first full day as president on the PBS talk show hosted by Charlie Rose on the evening of January 21. The real eyebrow-raising passage came when Rose asked Tapper about the relationship between Team Obama and the press, and Tapper described many of his press colleagues on their knees:

I would say for a lot of my colleagues, it's perhaps an unrequited love between them and the president. He’s — you know, he’s a cool customer. You know, I think that there are some of us that, you know, maybe try to report on our feet a little bit more than on our knees and he doesn`t necessarily know what to make of us all the time. You know, he eyes us warily.

855 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:24:17pm

re: #842 newsjunkie_ky

My mind was made up when I heard him say:

I decided I won't wear that pin on my chest."
856 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:24:21pm

re: #849 avanti

Did you find the booing and razzing of Mr. Bush charming?
Have you EVER witnessed that at an Inauguration before?

857 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:24:43pm
858 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:24:50pm

re: #849 avanti

Guys/gals, you'd need to talk to those that were there. Yes, there was crime, there always is, but for whatever reason, even the DC police were impressed with the lack of major incidents. This is the District we are talking about.

Then maybe the people who live in the District need to behave that way all the time ...I mean ...why not? ...does it take someone who looks like them being elected President to make them behave for one day? ...Change People ...right? ...they say Change ...so change ...

859 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:24:54pm

re: #849 avanti

Guys/gals, you'd need to talk to those that were there. Yes, there was crime, there always is, but for whatever reason, even the DC police were impressed with the lack of major incidents. This is the District we are talking about.

the District?...the Holy Land?....

860 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:25:22pm

re: #840 Cato the Elder

Bona sententia!

Doug has one of the most informative free sites on the internet. I don't have a large collection anymore, for a matter of fact, the little I have is vanilla.

Had a large collection at one time, about 5 years ago, my life changes required me to pass on most of my collection to buyers who would take care of them for me.

But, I do have a good stack of book, and you can't take the knowledge away from me.

Most people don't realize they can hold remarkable ancient history in there hand for very little money. And every coin is actually a newspaper of it's time, the current political propaganda, the bringer of news of the goings on in the empire.

Wonderful little pieces of metal.

861 Roses  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:25:27pm

This is as much a prop as all that Lincoln-esque garbage. All contrived. All set design. Facades, and illusions. For the devotees, oh, so rich in deeper meaning. Proof, for them, that he is The One.

862 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:25:49pm

re: #849 avanti

Guys/gals, you'd need to talk to those that were there. Yes, there was crime, there always is, but for whatever reason, even the DC police were impressed with the lack of major incidents. This is the District we are talking about.

An extra 50,000 armed individuals might have that effect.

I doubt the Obama effect, affected the crime rate.

863 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:26:41pm

re: #814 Stonemason

So you are saying that we can not discuss the past experiences of our President as they may or may not relate to his actions today? tomorrow?


Of course you can discuss it. Hannity will be talking about Ayers in 2012, I'm just not interested in beating that horse any longer.

864 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:26:47pm

re: #791 bellamags

It has seemed that way. It seems to be a pattern with some. The egg punjoke thingy turned into you don't like blackpeopleculture thingy.

Well, I guess I missed those comments. Admittedly, I've been skimming. That's unfortunate, though, that people would pull the race card on this kind of joking.

I actually think the sculpture and the concept behind it is pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having one myself. That being said, I would fully expect my good friends to make jokes about it, and make jokes about me for having it. Still, I would not resort to the cheap tactic of playing the race card if they did.

/besides, I apparently can't do that on account of my complexion...and I'm not that big of a wuss, either.

865 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:26:53pm

re: #842 newsjunkie_ky

hussein's gibberish, to justify taking off the flag pin after 9-11, is so insulting.

866 jwb7605  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:27:01pm

re: #846 jcm

I've talked with a number of Obama voters. Not a single one looked beyond the Hype. Not one knew who Alinsky was, not one knew about Obama's missing paper trail. Everyone made an emotional decision, not a rational one.

I went to lunch with a big liberal who retired from the Air Force Reserves as a Lt. Colonel. BIG Obama supporter.
I told him "It wasn't the Jeremiah Wright flap that bothered me as much as the Bill Ayers associations. That's because when I got out of the service, Ayers was doing his thing."
He said "But Ayers did his time, didn't he?".
I said "No, off on a technicality. He said 'Guilty as Hell, free as a bird'. His wife did a few years. Ayers is now teaching that crap as a university professor".

Stony.Dead.Silence.

867 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:27:07pm

re: #827 avanti

OK, much freer of major crime then a typical day in downtown DC, especially with the crowd. Of course the additional security sure helped, but it was a happy crowd.

Were they happy because only 85 citizens had crimes committed against them? Or were they so happy with the Zero that they didnt give a rats ass about those citizens?

BTW...on Jan 21, there were ONLY 93 crimes in same report. So actually, the Zero's *wave of tranquility* only accounted for SEVEN less crimes on Hope Day.
Arent you a wee bit embarrassed?

868 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:27:14pm

re: #847 albusteve

Did you see my answer to you up thread?

did someone say Revolver?.... reminds me of the feds...

Steve, everything reminds you of the feds. If you were dyslexic, sdef would remind you of the feds.
/

869 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:27:16pm

re: #862 jcm

An extra 50,000 armed individuals might have that effect.

I doubt the Obama effect, affected the crime rate.

He will never doubt The Obama Effect is the cause for anything good happening.

870 MacDuff  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:27:25pm

Maybe I'm fed up with the whole "first black President" schtick and the creepy messianic idol worship that accompanies it. The fact is, while I understand the historical significance, I didn't wake up the day after the election and say "my God, we have a BLACK President?". What bothers me about him are his politics, not his pigmentation and they suck (Eggs? Perhaps.)

As for the "Egg of Power", I'm with Charles, it's inherently funny. It's also, in my opinion, incredibly simplistic. As many others have said on this thread, Africa is a basket case ruled primarily by ignorant madmen and tribal proverbs from a continent of failed states is not exactly Greek philiosophy - cute maybe, but not particularly profound. If that's racist well, sorry. I don't suffer fools gladly, regardless of the race of the fool.

871 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:27:32pm

re: #849 avanti

Guys/gals, you'd need to talk to those that were there. Yes, there was crime, there always is, but for whatever reason, even the DC police were impressed with the lack of major incidents. This is the District we are talking about.

I'm drunk and you are an idiot...tomarrow I'll be sober...

872 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:27:51pm

re: #849 avanti

Guys/gals, you'd need to talk to those that were there. Yes, there was crime, there always is, but for whatever reason, even the DC police were impressed with the lack of major incidents. This is the District we are talking about.

Yippeee...compare a dead show to a metalica show too, same amount of people less crime at on than the other.

What is your point here? so what that the security force was equal to the task of keeping the sheeple who were there under control, it does nto change the fact that this man was elected on a wish and a prayer, with no background and no scrutiny. Now, when we begin to question him his loyal followers point to irrelevant facts to draw attention from the important fact that the associations we were all screaming about last year are begining to creep into his decisions.

873 Digital Display  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:28:01pm

Well I'm running down the thread trying to loosen my load
got a world of trouble on my mind..
BV on the left ..Hitler on the right
and Pamela trying to be a friend to me
Taken it Easy..taken it easy..Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy.
Well lighten up while you still can..
Don't even try to understand
Just open up I'm climbing in..
and taking it easy..

874 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:28:01pm

re: #857 Iron Fist

One of the things that I really don't like about our carry process in this State is that they make you qualify out to 25 yards. If you are shooting at someone 25 yards away, you really should be looking at a way to break off the conflict (this may not be true 100% of the time, but it is certainly the truth for the vast majority of situations).

Yeah, I'd think you might have a problem claiming self-defense after shooting someone who was 25 yards away.

875 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:28:26pm

Avanti

Jan 21

876 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:28:35pm

re: #853 FurryOldGuyJeans

There you go again, moving the goal posts when you get your head handed to you for shoveling shit.

I should have been clearer, there was crime in DC, just way less then expected.

877 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:28:37pm

re: #867 Wishing

Were they happy because only 85 citizens had crimes committed against them? Or were they so happy with the Zero that they didnt give a rats ass about those citizens?

BTW...on Jan 21, there were ONLY 93 crimes in same report. So actually, the Zero's *wave of tranquility* only accounted for SEVEN less crimes on Hope Day.
Arent you a wee bit embarrassed?

Why be embarrassed when he's one of worshipful masses adoring the Messiah-King?

878 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:28:53pm

re: #868 Walter L. Newton

Did you see my answer to you up thread?


Steve, everything reminds you of the feds. If you were dyslexic, sdef would remind you of the feds.
/

I hate the sdef....implicitly

879 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:28:59pm

re: #856 wolfie

Did you find the booing and razzing of Mr. Bush charming?
Have you EVER witnessed that at an Inauguration before?

I saw no reason for that crowd of ignoramii to go out any differently than they lived for eight years. I wasn't surprised at the lack of class, lack of respect for the venue, lack of respect for the grounds, lack of respect for ANYTHING. Truly, my expectations had already been much lowered by the slobbering adoration heaped on Obama, the willful ignorance of his "issues", and the apparently untreatable, nearly terminal condition known jokingly as "BDS".

880 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:29:10pm

re: #858 JacksonTn

Then maybe the people who live in the District need to behave that way all the time ...I mean ...why not? ...does it take someone who looks like them being elected President to make them behave for one day?

I think you just answered your wn question.

881 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:29:32pm

re: #876 avanti

I should have been clearer, there was crime in DC, just way less then expected.

You lied, and you want to get excused for it?

882 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:29:41pm

re: #863 avanti

Of course you can discuss it. Hannity will be talking about Ayers in 2012, I'm just not interested in beating that horse any longer.

I didn't realize that horse had been beaten at all.

883 Moonbat Serenade  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:29:43pm

re: #861 Roses

This is as much a prop as all that Lincoln-esque garbage. All contrived. All set design. Facades, and illusions. For the devotees, oh, so rich in deeper meaning. Proof, for them, that he is The One.

I, for one, miss the styrofoam columns. Maybe he could place the egg of power on one in the Oval Office.

884 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:29:45pm

Milestone..........

"....of the 1.4 million that attended Obama's inauguration, only 14 missed
work."

885 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:30:00pm

re: #828 unrealizedviewpoint

So there be the reason to disarm the populace.

That is definately on the "to do" list. See my link (also in the spinoffs).

886 VioletTiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:30:19pm

re: #849 avanti

Guys/gals, you'd need to talk to those that were there. Yes, there was crime, there always is, but for whatever reason, even the DC police were impressed with the lack of major incidents. This is the District we are talking about.


An opposing viewpoint from those who were there:
My daughter and her friends were there the day before the big day. They were just a bit horrified with the hateful signs and displays everywhere-bashing Pres Bush, bashing Cheney, bashing our military men and women. Perhaps they saw a different side as they are conservatives, but it wasn't happy happy joy from their PVO and they brought back the pics to prove it.

887 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:30:27pm

re: #849 avanti

I was there. Can I speak from a position of authority? The booing of W was beyond the pale, perhaps trumped only by the wishes of ill directed at Cheney in a wheel chair. Was it a mob scene? No. I was up front, where the "special people" got to be, I understand there were more issues toward the back. The reaction of the Obama supporters was surreal, to be honest. Oh, and my camera was stolen.

888 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:30:36pm

re: #865 nyc redneck

hussein's gibberish, to justify taking off the flag pin after 9-11, is so insulting.


THAT PIN, says it all.

889 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:30:52pm

re: #858 JacksonTn

Then maybe the people who live in the District need to behave that way all the time ...I mean ...why not? ...does it take someone who looks like them being elected President to make them behave for one day? ...Change People ...right? ...they say Change ...so change ...

thank you

890 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:30:59pm

re: #881 FurryOldGuyJeans

You lied, and you want to get excused for it?

Actually, she believed the lie. Shame on her for just believing and not checking.

891 Macker  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:31:32pm

re: #884 newsjunkie_ky

Milestone..........

"....of the 1.4 million that attended Obama's inauguration, only 14 missed
work."

All the rest got extra credit.

892 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:31:57pm

Creepy site....

RottenNeighbor.com find out what your neighbors say about you.

Or, we could start a file on 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
////

893 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:32:12pm

re: #864 Slumbering Behemoth

Couldn't agree with you more, but there seems to be a few bitter souls on this thread that love to perpetuate the race issue. I never saw The One's skin color, I did see that he is the most liberal politician in history to be POTUS and that scares me quite a bit. As for my friend who continues to downding me for my stance on the situation, grow up.

894 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:32:23pm

re: #887 ArmyWife

I was there. Can I speak from a position of authority? The booing of W was beyond the pale, perhaps trumped only by the wishes of ill directed at Cheney in a wheel chair. Was it a mob scene? No. I was up front, where the "special people" got to be, I understand there were more issues toward the back. The reaction of the Obama supporters was surreal, to be honest. Oh, and my camera was stolen.

I suspect he is sticking his fingers in his ears about now and screaming, "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-I'M-NOT-LISTENING-TO-YOU!"

895 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:32:34pm

re: #876 avanti

I should have been clearer, there was crime in DC, just way less then expected.

Yes, let's stand up an cheer for people behaving as they ought to. Should I get a Nobel Peace Price for all the houses I didn't rob?

896 Mister Ghost  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:32:34pm

Eggs Benedict Arnold...

897 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:32:35pm

re: #887 ArmyWife

I was there. Can I speak from a position of authority? The booing of W was beyond the pale, perhaps trumped only by the wishes of ill directed at Cheney in a wheel chair. Was it a mob scene? No. I was up front, where the "special people" got to be, I understand there were more issues toward the back. The reaction of the Obama supporters was surreal, to be honest. Oh, and my camera was stolen.

Sorry about your camera, armywife!

898 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:32:50pm

re: #863 avanti

Did you find the booing and razzing of Mr. Bush charming?
Hey hey hey na na na na hey hey good bye.
Did you find that pleasant?
Did it make you feel good about your country?

Okay. Even the MSM was embarrassed, but I guess it's fine with you.

899 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:32:54pm

re: #883 Moonbat Serenade

I, for one, miss the styrofoam columns. Maybe he could place the egg of power on one in the Oval Office.

I was kind of hoping they'd leave them set up at Invesco Field. Might have made Broncos games more interesting, if they had to weave around them like at a dog agility competition.

/not a big football fan

900 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:33:15pm

re: #867 Wishing

Were they happy because only 85 citizens had crimes committed against them? Or were they so happy with the Zero that they didnt give a rats ass about those citizens?

BTW...on Jan 21, there were ONLY 93 crimes in same report. So actually, the Zero's *wave of tranquility* only accounted for SEVEN less crimes on Hope Day.
Arent you a wee bit embarrassed?

You need to factor in the extra few million added to the population too and that the bars were open until 4 AM. I expected a major uptick, since out of town tourists are crime magnets.
I am sorry I brought it up, but it was a big story locally.

901 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:33:20pm

re: #885 maddogg

That is definately on the "to do" list. See my link (also in the spinoffs).

I get a hard copy of a magazine called America's 1st Freedom. They been beating on Obama's horse for years.

902 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:33:20pm

Obama gets Mad mag treatment


[Link: www.swamppolitics.com...]

903 JacksonTn  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:33:26pm

Good Night Lizards ...keep warm ...

904 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:34:24pm

re: #900 avanti

You need to get a bigger shovel.

905 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:34:28pm

re: #896 Mister Ghost

Eggs Benedict Arnold...

The liberals in the legislature turned him. Too bad. He's such a good guy.

906 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:34:30pm

re: #900 avanti

You need to factor in the extra few million added to the population too and that the bars were open until 4 AM. I expected a major uptick, since out of town tourists are crime magnets.
I am sorry I brought it up, but it was a big story locally.

Then please explain the SAME NUMBERS on the 21st?

907 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:35:20pm

re: #887 ArmyWife

I was there. Can I speak from a position of authority? The booing of W was beyond the pale, perhaps trumped only by the wishes of ill directed at Cheney in a wheel chair. Was it a mob scene? No. I was up front, where the "special people" got to be, I understand there were more issues toward the back. The reaction of the Obama supporters was surreal, to be honest. Oh, and my camera was stolen.

This is the District we are talking about.

/

908 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:35:23pm

re: #879 OldLineTexan

I guess you're right, but it made me very sad.
I was around when Carter left and Reagan was inaugurated, and I can't imagine anyone doing anything like that, no matter how glad they were to see the change.
We've gone downhill.

909 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:35:41pm

re: #906 Wishing

Then please explain the SAME NUMBERS on the 21st?

He CAN'T, so he IGNORES them.

910 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:36:01pm

re: #876 avanti

I should have been clearer, there was crime in DC, just way less then expected.

Avanti - was anybody talking about how well-behaved the crowds were for the Bush inauguration? Clinton? Bush? Reagan?

Why are you concerned about how well-behaved this crowd was?

911 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:36:12pm

And exactly the same numbers on the 22nd: link

912 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:36:50pm

re: #908 wolfie

I guess you're right, but it made me very sad.
I was around when Carter left and Reagan was inaugurated, and I can't imagine anyone doing anything like that, no matter how glad they were to see the change.
We've gone downhill.

When you have a large chunk of people wanting a sitting President to die, disrespect such as what was done is nothing.

913 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:03pm

re: #897 Wishing

It's ok - I actually brought my little cheap one in anticipation of such antics. I was hoping for some pics of the military protesters to post - such is life!

914 itellu3times  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:06pm

re: #883 Moonbat Serenade

I, for one, miss the styrofoam columns. Maybe he could place the egg of power on one in the Oval Office.

Maybe he could have Biden shave his head and just rub that for good luck.

915 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:08pm

re: #893 NYCHardhat

who's downdinging you?

916 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:08pm

Wishing- to answer your earlier question, no I didn't hear the Beck show. I don't listen to talk radio anymore.

917 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:09pm
918 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:12pm

re: #910 reine.de.tout

Avanti - was anybody talking about how well-behaved the crowds were for the Bush inauguration? Clinton? Bush? Reagan?

Why are you concerned about how well-behaved this crowd was?

She/he thinks the zero casts a spell of equanimity or something. I call BS!

919 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:14pm

Maybe the Democrats can make that part of their stimulus pork orgy bill.

For just $170 million a day, we can reduce crime in DC by almost 15%!

All we have to do is hold an inauguration for Obama every day!

920 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:37pm

re: #900 avanti

You need to factor in the extra few million added to the population too and that the bars were open until 4 AM. I expected a major uptick, since out of town tourists are crime magnets.
I am sorry I brought it up, but it was a big story locally.

you're sorry you brought it up?...sorry?...you commie dweeb..I'll bet you are

921 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:39pm

re: #910 reine.de.tout

Avanti - was anybody talking about how well-behaved the crowds were for the Bush inauguration? Clinton? Bush? Reagan?

Why are you concerned about how well-behaved this crowd was?

Because he's a TRUE BELIEVER.

922 jorline  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:41pm

re: #827 avanti

OK, much freer of major crime then a typical day in downtown DC, especially with the crowd. Of course the additional security sure helped, but it was a happy crowd.

A happy crowd goes with this.

923 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:47pm

re: #916 Sharmuta

Wishing- to answer your earlier question, no I didn't hear the Beck show. I don't listen to talk radio anymore.

Shram, that is PRECISELY what the show is about.

924 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:47pm

re: #910 reine.de.tout

Avanti - was anybody talking about how well-behaved the crowds were for the Bush inauguration? Clinton? Bush? Reagan?

Why are you concerned about how well-behaved this crowd was?

Is Avanti showing a little bit of racism there?
lmao.

925 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:37:54pm

re: #887 ArmyWife

I was there. Can I speak from a position of authority? The booing of W was beyond the pale, perhaps trumped only by the wishes of ill directed at Cheney in a wheel chair. Was it a mob scene? No. I was up front, where the "special people" got to be, I understand there were more issues toward the back. The reaction of the Obama supporters was surreal, to be honest. Oh, and my camera was stolen.

Oh, whoa, now!

You're saying you're spay-shul?

926 kywrite  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:38:12pm

The husband says:

"What came before the 'bird in the hand.'"

927 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:38:28pm

re: #900 avanti

You need to factor in the extra few million added to the population too and that the bars were open until 4 AM. I expected a major uptick, since out of town tourists are crime magnets.
I am sorry I brought it up, but it was a big story locally.

I think you are sorry, avanti, because you were embarrassingly caught in a propaganda lie.

928 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:38:49pm

Hello Night Lizards! Yes, it is still cold in Near Iowa.

The egg is still up? Eggs are boring. . .

How are you-all and what are we talking about?

929 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:38:56pm

re: #923 Wishing

Shram, that is PRECISELY what the show is about.

What? That everyone needs to quit listening to talking heads?

930 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:39:15pm

re: #926 kywrite

The husband says:

"What came before the 'bird in the hand.'"

lol

931 yesandno  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:39:15pm

re: #886 VioletTiger

An opposing viewpoint from those who were there:
My daughter and her friends were there the day before the big day. They were just a bit horrified with the hateful signs and displays everywhere-bashing Pres Bush, bashing Cheney, bashing our military men and women. Perhaps they saw a different side as they are conservatives, but it wasn't happy happy joy from their PVO and they brought back the pics to prove it.

My daughter was with a group of future progressives of America...high school class. She was the odd man out. She was insulted about the treatment given to Pres. Bush. She also said the place was a pigsty. Rush referred to it as Hurricane Latrena...

I am not sure that inauguration day is a high crime day for any President. Seems too many police around. And if it was safe this time, it was because Pres. Bush declared it a disaster area so they could have additional security.

932 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:39:20pm

re: #920 albusteve

you're sorry you brought it up?...sorry?...you commie dweeb..I'll bet you are

He's only sorry that he got caught shoveling shit.

933 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:39:46pm

re: #920 albusteve

Easy!

934 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:39:53pm

re: #912 FurryOldGuyJeans

Yes.
I had hoped that after the election the winners would be gracious.....I mean, at least for the sake of the Inauguration & its dignity.
I suppose it was too much to ask.

935 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:01pm

re: #929 Sharmuta

What? That everyone needs to quit listening to talking heads?

No...some man calls Glenn...and says, I am done. I dont listen anymore. I just cant. And Glenn responds. PLEASE, Sharmuta, please take the time to listen to it.

936 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:08pm

re: #929 Sharmuta

What? That everyone needs to quit listening to talking heads?

I'd agree with that!

937 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:15pm

re: #912 FurryOldGuyJeans

When you have a large chunk of people wanting a sitting President to die, disrespect such as what was done is nothing.


Who are you talking about?

938 gulfloafer  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:19pm

Yes, it hatches into a unicorn then steals your kidney.

939 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:20pm

re: #915 bellamags

who's downdinging you?

Mr. Cato The Elder.

940 Moonbat Serenade  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:27pm

re: #914 itellu3times

Maybe he could have Biden shave his head and just rub that for good luck.

That would never work. Biden is busy being a doorstop in the Lincoln Bedroom.

941 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:30pm

re: #925 reine.de.tout

Oh, whoa, now!

You're saying you're spay-shul?

Liek a snowflaek!

942 Maximu§  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:36pm

re: #902 Dustyvet

Obama gets Mad mag treatment


[Link: www.swamppolitics.com...]

Mad Magazine rags on everybody....President Bush musta made the cover at least six times in the last 8 years.

943 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:52pm

re: #908 wolfie

I guess you're right, but it made me very sad.
I was around when Carter left and Reagan was inaugurated, and I can't imagine anyone doing anything like that, no matter how glad they were to see the change.
We've gone downhill.

we can thank the spoiled raucous left for that.
no manners. no class.

944 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:40:53pm

re: #925 reine.de.tout

A legend in my own mind!

945 Syrah  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:12pm

re: #931 yesandno

My daughter was with a group of future progressives of America...high school class. She was the odd man out. She was insulted about the treatment given to Pres. Bush. She also said the place was a pigsty. Rush referred to it as Hurricane Latrena...

I am not sure that inauguration day is a high crime day for any President. Seems too many police around. And if it was safe this time, it was because Pres. Bush declared it a disaster area so they could have additional security.

There is something very satisfying about Bush having the Inauguration of Obama officially declared a disaster.

946 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:25pm

re: #929 Sharmuta

What? That everyone needs to quit listening to talking heads?

I took that from Beck today, first time I listened in a long time, had the wifes car she was home sick...long story...he was telling me to live my life, stop listening to the pundits and live right, by each of us living right, we can bring about real changes that will turn America back into America

947 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:28pm

re: #863 avanti

Of course you can discuss it. Hannity will be talking about Ayers in 2012, I'm just not interested in beating that horse any longer.

Avert your eyes, then.

948 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:29pm

re: #934 wolfie

Yes.
I had hoped that after the election the winners would be gracious.....I mean, at least for the sake of the Inauguration & its dignity.
I suppose it was too much to ask.

You were expecting adult behavior from a bunch of immature Leftoids. 1st mistake. ;)

949 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:31pm

re: #933 unrealizedviewpoint

Easy!

BO is a communist...Bos supporters support communism...not complicated

950 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:34pm

re: #924 Typicalwhitey

Is Avanti showing a little bit of racism there?
lmao.

That was my thought.

951 rain of lead  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:40pm

re: #917 Iron Fist

She's also decided that she wants me to begin teaching her karate. I'll have to be careful with her. Moreso than I would have when I was teaching down at the dojo. I'm known for delighting in causing pain to my uke when demonstrating various attack/response drills. If you break your uke, you have to buy him or her, but if you only

yeah, I would say indeed be careful, having to buy your uke......ummm
dude, does she know of this rule.....sneaky,sneaky those girls : )

952 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:46pm

Oh for cryin' out loud:

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has launched an online petition for readers to express their outrage at conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh for saying last week that he wanted President Barack Obama to fail.

953 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:52pm

re: #942 Maximu§

Mad Magazine rags on everybody....President Bush musta made the cover at least six times in the last 8 years.

O know, but the cover on this one is a hoot...:) The First 100 Minutes...:)

954 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:41:56pm

re: #942 Maximu§

Mad Magazine rags on everybody....President Bush musta made the cover at least six times in the last 8 years.

Well, ya need admit George had more of an Alfred E. Neuman look. Especially when he was younger.

955 maddogg  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:42:18pm

re: #939 NYCHardhat

Mr. Cato The Elder.

Return the favor! I do:)

956 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:42:31pm

re: #944 ArmyWife

A legend in my own mind!

LOLOLOLOL!
You been taking lessons from The One?
Or WAB?

957 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:42:43pm

re: #946 Stonemason

I took that from Beck today, first time I listened in a long time, had the wifes car she was home sick...long story...he was telling me to live my life, stop listening to the pundits and live right, by each of us living right, we can bring about real changes that will turn America back into America

Amen Stonemason, get involved LOCALLY, forget about what the big shots are doing. AFFECT YOUR OWN WORLD.

958 Cognito  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:42:46pm

re: #946 Stonemason

I took that from Beck today, first time I listened in a long time, had the wifes car she was home sick...long story...he was telling me to live my life, stop listening to the pundits and live right, by each of us living right, we can bring about real changes that will turn America back into America

I believe that's quite true, but I have to ask -- did you mean the 'I took that from Beck today' to be a joke?

I hope so, man.

959 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:43:22pm

re: #947 MandyManners

Avert your eyes, then.

Facts?!? He don't need no stinkin' facts!

960 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:43:24pm

re: #929 Sharmuta

What? That everyone needs to quit listening to talking heads?

We should quit letting the days go by?

961 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:43:25pm

re: #948 FurryOldGuyJeans

Yup. I think you nailed it. :(

962 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:43:40pm

re: #942 Maximu§

Mad Magazine rags on everybody....President Bush musta made the cover at least six times in the last 8 years.

Has South Park deconstructed zerO yet? I don't watch it anymore but I would probably watch that one.

963 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:43:51pm

re: #949 albusteve

BO is a communist...Bos supporters support communism...not complicated

It's up to you if you want to refer to a fine Veteran as a commie. I don't, regardless of his politics. Avanti ain't a commie. His opinions are more liberal then yours, that's all.

964 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:43:57pm

re: #952 Typicalwhitey

I sent them an email and it went something like this:

"Rush is right on target. I am only saddened that my party leadership team doesn't have the strategic insight of Rush Limbaugh. Like Mr. Limbaugh, it is my sincerest desire that the bozo trifecta of Obama, Pelosi and Reid fail miserably in their quest to turn my country into a socialist stronghold."

965 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:44:20pm

re: #953 Dustyvet

O know, but the cover on this one is a hoot...:) The First 100 Minutes...:)

Dissent is no longer patriotic now that the Messiah-King has been anointed and crowned.

966 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:44:29pm

re: #952 Typicalwhitey

Oh for cryin' out loud:


Got a link, I would like to leave a comment. And they won't like it, mwwwaaahhhhh!

967 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:44:34pm

re: #956 reine.de.tout

I think The One would take issue with me. Something says WAB wouldn't invite me in for a coke, either.

968 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:44:34pm

Buyt Beck was NOT saying to become uninvolved. Just the opposite: he was saying become MORE involved locally.

969 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:44:48pm

re: #963 unrealizedviewpoint

It's up to you if you want to refer to a fine Veteran as a commie. I don't, regardless of his politics. Avanti ain't a commie. His opinions are more liberal then yours, that's all.

CBBHO has pulled the wool over a lot of eyes, with the help of the MSM.

970 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:44:59pm

Before I get really sleepy and have to bow out for the evening . . .

COOKBOOK UPDATE, for anyone who missed it earlier.

971 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:45:41pm

re: #964 ArmyWife

the bozo trifecta of Obama, Pelosi and Reid

Rotating title nominee

972 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:45:45pm

re: #963 unrealizedviewpoint

It's up to you if you want to refer to a fine Veteran as a commie. I don't, regardless of his politics. Avanti ain't a commie. His opinions are more liberal then yours, that's all.

veterans are often commies...if he supports BO he's a supporter of a communist president...it's hardly rocket science...

973 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:45:47pm

re: #970 reine.de.tout

Before I get really sleepy and have to bow out for the evening . . .

COOKBOOK UPDATE, for anyone who missed it earlier.

To Serve Man......

Where have I heard that before?
;-)

974 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:45:57pm

re: #944 ArmyWife

A legend in my own mind!

Mom used to annoy me, telling me I was special. But buying a short bus was really pushing it.

975 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:45:58pm

re: #966 newsjunkie_ky

Got a link, I would like to leave a comment. And they won't like it, mwwwaaahhhhh!

[Link: www.dccc.org...]

976 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:46:10pm

re: #973 jcm

To Serve Man......

Where have I heard that before?
;-)

Er, TZ.

977 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:46:11pm

re: #952 Typicalwhitey

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has launched an online petition for readers to express their outrage at conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh for saying last week that he wanted President Barack Obama to fail.

I don't listen to Rush, but I'd be willing to bet that was taken out of context. He probably said that he wants him to fail in implementing his agenda, which is a perfectly valid wish.

I wish for the same thing.

978 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:46:14pm

re: #965 FurryOldGuyJeans

Dissent is no longer patriotic now that the Messiah-King has been anointed and crowned.

Oh...tying sheets together and getting ready to make a run for it...

979 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:46:34pm

If you're around bella...goodnight honey. *kiss*

980 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:46:37pm

re: #963 unrealizedviewpoint

I agree with you, I don't see eye to eye with Avanti most times, but he isn't a commie. He is deluded at times, and I hope that eventually he will see this - I wish he would answer my questions and we would, perhaps, get somewhere. I'm not interested in belittling him. There are others so much more deserving of that!

981 reine.de.tout  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:46:37pm

re: #964 ArmyWife

I sent them an email and it went something like this:

"Rush is right on target. I am only saddened that my party leadership team doesn't have the strategic insight of Rush Limbaugh. Like Mr. Limbaugh, it is my sincerest desire that the bozo trifecta of Obama, Pelosi and Reid fail miserably in their quest to turn my country into a socialist stronghold."

You sent that e-mail after being all VIP and stuff at the inauguration?

982 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:46:47pm

re: #909 FurryOldGuyJeans

He CAN'T, so he IGNORES them.

The 2 million tourists left, and the numbers went up a bit, what do you want me to explain ? The local police say they were surprised, I sadly commented. I was just happy my son and his friends had fun and were safe. Since I've been called a liar, I'll leave it at that and move on.

983 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:46:56pm

re: #969 jcm

CBBHO has pulled the wool over a lot of eyes, with the help of the MSM.

He's pulled the wool over their eyes, with MSM help. But the wool over them, doesn't make the supporters communists. Just ignorant fools.

984 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:47:03pm

re: #977 lobo91

I don't listen to Rush, but I'd be willing to bet that was taken out of context. He probably said that he wants him to fail in implementing his agenda, which is a perfectly valid wish.

I wish for the same thing.

you are correct.

985 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:47:45pm

re: #958 Cognito

Well I didn't hear the whole show, maybe just that long list of ways to make life work...and what I took away was to live right.

When I left the Post office and drove home there was some guy pushing some book about making money and I tuned it out.

Common sense thoughts...and now that I am trying to remember specifics I can't so maybe they were not that good...

Oh well, when I was listening I was thinking he was right on

986 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:48:19pm

re: #977 lobo91

I don't listen to Rush, but I'd be willing to bet that was taken out of context. He probably said that he wants him to fail in implementing his agenda, which is a perfectly valid wish.

I wish for the same thing.

I do listen to him and you are absolutely correct.
I want my country to succeed, but I do not want the o's agenda to succeed. Therefore I do not want the o to succeed.

987 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:48:26pm

re: #981 reine.de.tout

I was not a guest of the incoming administration. ;)

988 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:48:27pm

re: #975 Typicalwhitey

[Link: www.dccc.org...]


Oh, I love it, they are going to send the comments to Rush.

989 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:48:58pm

re: #972 albusteve

veterans are often commies...if he supports BO he's a supporter of a communist president...it's hardly rocket science...

Sure is a lot of black & white in your world.
/is that racist?

990 Cognito  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:49:03pm

re: #985 Stonemason

No, he was definitely right on, from what you're saying. It's just a little funny:

"We should stop listening to pundits. Glenn Beck told me so."

Get it?

It's just kinda funny. Not a big thing.

991 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:49:03pm

re: #983 unrealizedviewpoint

He's pulled the wool over their eyes, with MSM help. But the wool over them, doesn't make the supporters communists. Just ignorant fools.

Just because the ignorant fools don't know they are communists doesn't change the fact they want socialistic change.

992 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:49:16pm

re: #983 unrealizedviewpoint

He's pulled the wool over their eyes, with MSM help. But the wool over them, doesn't make the supporters communists. Just ignorant fools.

Everyone one I've talked to falls in the ignorant category. They know nothing of the O.

993 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:49:42pm

Gee, folks.

994 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:49:44pm

re: #982 avanti

You can't take the heat so you tuck tail and leave.

Nice to hear that you and yours were safe, really.

995 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:49:47pm

re: #962 esch

Has South Park deconstructed zerO yet? I don't watch it anymore but I would probably watch that one.

Obama defeating McCain is revealed to be a ruse by Obama, McCain, Palin, and Mrs. Obama to cover a high-tech theft of the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian.

Meanwhile, back at home, both sides suffer from election emotion hangovers.

It's a good episode.

996 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:49:57pm

re: #918 Wishing

She/he thinks the zero casts a spell of equanimity or something. I call BS!

Because it was a record crowd and the damn city decided to keep the bars open until 4 AM with a much younger crowd.

997 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:50:06pm

re: #980 ArmyWife

Always liked you.

998 Dar ul Harb  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:50:12pm

Kind of reminded me of the later Stax logo.

999 Greengolem64  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:50:32pm

re: #850 OldLineTexan

Just goes to show how EGGOcentric our new CinC is...

1000 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:50:41pm

re: #977 lobo91

I don't listen to Rush, but I'd be willing to bet that was taken out of context. He probably said that he wants him to fail in implementing his agenda, which is a perfectly valid wish.

I wish for the same thing.

He did.
He also has a response and a petition of his own.

1001 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:50:52pm

re: #975 Typicalwhitey

[Link: www.dccc.org...]

Thanks, message left!

1002 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:50:53pm

Communism is different than socialism.

1003 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:50:56pm

re: #997 unrealizedviewpoint

Thank you!

1004 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:51:03pm

re: #991 bellamags

Just because the ignorant fools don't know they are communists doesn't change the fact they want socialistic change.

There's an awful big difference between a socialists and a lefty with his hand out.

1005 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:51:05pm

Egg of Power, is that anything like the Holy Hand Grenade?

1006 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:51:25pm

re: #990 Cognito

It is funny...but he has said that few times actually.

He is a little gloomy for me at times, but the common sense stuff it dead nuts.

1007 MacDuff  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:51:49pm

re: #952 Typicalwhitey

Oh for cryin' out loud:

OK,
Most of the Middle East wants us dead, We're in involved in 2 wars, the economy is melting down, banks are failing, all of our automakers are virtually bankrupt and what are the Dems worried about?

Rush Limbaugh.

He really knows how to get inside their head and you have to respect that. Even the GOP is starting to feel his heat.

1008 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:52:02pm

re: #982 avanti

The 2 million tourists left, and the numbers went up a bit, what do you want me to explain ? The local police say they were surprised, I sadly commented. I was just happy my son and his friends had fun and were safe. Since I've been called a liar, I'll leave it at that and move on.

You did tell a lie...a lie that was fed to you and that you swallowed because it spoke well of the Zero. But it was a SHAM. GET IT?

1009 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:52:19pm

re: #1004 unrealizedviewpoint

There's an awful big difference between a socialists and a lefty with his hand out.

not really. its just the beginning.

1010 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:52:39pm

re: #972 albusteve

veterans are often commies...if he supports BO he's a supporter of a communist president...it's hardly rocket science...

Veterans are often commies? You might want to tone down your rhetoric a bit, or you might find this non-commie veteran pigeon-holing you and your opinions to scroll-over status.

1011 Dar ul Harb  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:52:44pm

re: #960 OldLineTexan

We should quit letting the days go by?

I've got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better than this
Is it?

1012 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:52:58pm

re: #1002 Spare O'Lake

Communism is different than socialism.

It is more honest, for one thing.

1013 Gort  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:52:58pm

re: #1002 Spare O'Lake

Communism is different than socialism.

Indeed.

I'm going to practice Somnunism - g'nigt all.

1014 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:53:03pm

re: #989 unrealizedviewpoint

Sure is a lot of black & white in your world.
/is that racist?

ask BO...he is racist...his ignorant minons support racism...cant you figure that out on your own? or do you need others to enlighten you?....

1015 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:53:26pm

Wishing- that's sweet of you, but I don't need to listen. I was saying people need to get involved locally months ago. It's mice to know, though, that Mr. Beck has come around to my line of thinking and is promoting it on his show. It's wonderful, really. I hope people take up the challenge and do so.

1016 rain of lead  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:53:47pm

ok folks,
now that the thread has reached 1000 comments, i feel I can retire for the night
I'll check in at the end of the nite shift in the morning.

1017 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:54:00pm

re: #992 jcm

Everyone one I've talked to falls in the ignorant category. They know nothing of the O.

Any O voter (of integrity), if they knew of the O, couldn't, in good conscience, cast an O vote.

1018 Dan G.  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:54:40pm

The current president of the United States of America possesses, in his office, a wooden egg-shaped object that he believes contains “powers”; it is called an “Egg of Power”. The man has the ability to unleash thermonuclear war and he believe that a piece of wood in the shape of an egg can positively affect his life. If ever faced with the decision to launch or not launch an ICBM, will he consult the egg first? Or perhaps some other trinket? Anyone who griped about Bush praying/consulting with jesus had better be pissed about this else they cash in any pretense at having credibility.

Calling all cartoonists, this is a wet-dream of an opportunity for satire.

1019 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:54:55pm

re: #1002 Spare O'Lake

Communism is different than socialism.

didja forget that sarc tag?

1020 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:55:01pm

re: #996 avanti

Let me get this straight- you're impressed at the low crime rate in one city?

Hell- 19 assholes reduced the national crime rate one Tuesday about 7 1/2 years ago.

Should we give them props?

1021 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:55:02pm

re: #1008 Wishing

You did tell a lie...a lie that was fed to you and that you swallowed because it spoke well of the Zero. But it was a SHAM. GET IT?

No, he doesn't. He moves the goal posts and keeps on shoveling.

Now he's trying to get us to swallow the open later bars were THE reason.

1022 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:55:13pm

re: #1014 albusteve

ask BO...he is racist...his ignorant minons support racism...cant you figure that out on your own? or do you need others to enlighten you?....

I'll refrain from posing two different thoughts in one post - for your benefit.
geez.

1023 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:56:00pm

re: #1002 Spare O'Lake

Communism is different than socialism.

an elderly ukrainian man who lives in my bldg. said the russians presented communism to them as the "carrot" they could achieve if they could just work harder to make it happen.
communism was the unattainable utopia they were dying for.

1024 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:56:02pm

re: #1015 Sharmuta

Wishing- that's sweet of you, but I don't need to listen. I was saying people need to get involved locally months ago. It's mice to know, though, that Mr. Beck has come around to my line of thinking and is promoting it on his show. It's wonderful, really. I hope people take up the challenge and do so.

Yes, agree Sharmuta, you and I talked about this pre-election. It was a refreshing show, and I thought it might be an encouragement.

1025 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:56:06pm

re: #1010 FurryOldGuyJeans

Veterans are often commies? You might want to tone down your rhetoric a bit, or you might find this non-commie veteran pigeon-holing you and your opinions to scroll-over status.

And this one following FurryOldGuyJeans Lead!

1026 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:56:15pm

re: #1012 rawmuse

It is more honest, for one thing.

amusing muse

1027 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:57:00pm

re: #939 NYCHardhat

Mr. Cato The Elder.

Yep. You say apropos racism "I'm so tired of that fucking word".

I'm tired of the attitude that racism is dead. It's not, and though they'll dance around the issue and say they didn't mean it that way and I'm just an old grump with no sense of humor, there have been some commenters that cross the line.

I find the "Egg of Power" hilarious, too. But not the sentiments expressed in the original link:

You think I’m kidding. It’s allegedly based on some “ancient African proverb,” which means that (a) the proverb was made up by some white dude 20 years ago and (b) it completely contradicts the horrid reality on the ground in Africa — the last place from which we should be adopting “proverbs.”

The assumption that it can't be a real proverb and if it is, it comes from a bad place and so has no validity is demeaning to an entire continent. As I said in my initial post, do we dump all of Confucius because China's government sucks?

There's a lot of great humor on this thread. There's also some borderline racism. You don't have to like the word, and you don't have to agree with me, and I'm not going to get into a pissing match about it. Just my opinion.

1028 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:57:14pm

Don't forget to click to give food to rescue animals at the rescuesite.

1029 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:57:54pm

re: #1010 FurryOldGuyJeans

Veterans are often commies? You might want to tone down your rhetoric a bit, or you might find this non-commie veteran pigeon-holing you and your opinions to scroll-over status.

I could care less who you scroll over....your threat means little to me

1030 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:58:00pm

egg-cellent
eggs-treme
egg-citing
egg-stavagent
egg-speriment
egg-splosive
egg-tortionate
egg-static
eggs-traordinary
eggs-tra terrestrial
egg-sotic
egg-sactly
egg-stracted
eggs-cavation
egg-saggerate
egg-saust
egg-xam
egg-samine
egg-ceed
egg-cel
egg-cept
eggs-change

1031 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:58:57pm

re: #1030 Dustyvet

egg-cellent
eggs-treme
egg-citing
egg-stavagent
egg-speriment
egg-splosive
egg-tortionate
egg-static
eggs-traordinary
eggs-tra terrestrial
egg-sotic
egg-sactly
egg-stracted
eggs-cavation
egg-saggerate
egg-saust
egg-xam
egg-samine
egg-ceed
egg-cel
egg-cept
eggs-change

are you eggs-austed creating that list?

1032 abolitionist  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:59:04pm

re: #863 avanti

Of course you can discuss it. Hannity will be talking about Ayers in 2012, I'm just not interested in beating that horse any longer.

Dead horse?
Bill Ayers Down With Capitalism

Ayers Is No Education 'Reformer'

He still hopes for a revolutionary upheaval that will finally bring down American capitalism and imperialism, but this time around Mr. Ayers sows the seeds of resistance and rebellion in America's future teachers.

Barack Obama and Bill Ayers: Social Justice Is The Link

Ayers sees his education work as carrying on his radicalism in a new guise. The point of Ayers’ education theory is that the United States is a fundamentally racist and oppressive nation. Students, Ayers believes, ought to be encouraged to resist this oppression. Obama was funding Ayers’ "small schools" project, built around this philosophy. Ayers’ radicalism isn’t something in the past. It’s something to which Obama gave moral and financial support as an adult. So when Shane says that Obama has never expressed sympathy for Ayers’ radicalism, he’s flat wrong. Obama’s funded it.

Conversacion con Bill Ayers, parte 1 of 11.

DEAD HORSE !?

1033 Dan G.  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 8:59:14pm

re: #1030 Dustyvet

A nice start... "Obama egg-cepts responsiblity as commander in chief, and begins to change."

1034 BlueCanuck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:11pm

re: #1018 Dan G.

Could be worse. He could be like on of our former Prime Ministers that held seances to contact his dead mother and dogs.

/also an anti-semite.

1035 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:13pm

re: #1019 ggt

didja forget that sarc tag?

Socialism is on the spectrum toward communism. No one in the same. It's shades of red.

1036 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:19pm

For good old-fashioned borderline racism, just go back and listen to all the pundits explain how white people wouldn't vote for Obama because of his skin color.

For a shorter trip back in time and explicit racism, just review the prayer delivered at Obama's inauguration. Join us in imploring God that white will choose right in some future, far-off day.

Yep, plenty of racism in this country. I agree whole-heartedly.

1037 yesandno  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:25pm

re: #952 Typicalwhitey

Oh for cryin' out loud:
The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has launched an online petition for readers to express their outrage at conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh for saying last week that he wanted President Barack Obama to fail.

There is more to this then pettiness...though God knows that the word pettiness in the dictionary is represented by a photo of Chuck You Schumer.

The real thrust is to get everyone on board to institute the Fairness Doctrine. Its coming, but it will be under the radar. And Rush is the target to be marginalized. And as the GOP push him to the fringes, then the FD is instituted because he is now portrayed to be on the fringe.

This is part of an overall plan. Can't trust any of these people to be honest brokers of the truth....they manipulate for power. And too many GOP members want to kiss ass thinking no one will know what caused their bad breaths.

1038 Dan G.  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:28pm

I mentioned that this would be a good opportunity for satire... but who will throw the first egg?

1039 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:39pm

re: #1031 ggt

are you eggs-austed creating that list?

E(gg)xactly

1040 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:45pm

Where's that Iron Fist Rule when ya need it?

1041 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:48pm

re: #1026 unrealizedviewpoint

amusing muse

No sarcasm, Communists are generally straight forward in their approach, whereas socialists have to tell you that black is white, up is down and good is bad.

1042 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:00:52pm

re: #1032 abolitionist

Conversacion con Bill Ayers, parte 1 of 11.

DEAD HORSE !?

He considers it a dead horse because he doesn't want his O Worship to be contaminated with mere facts.

1043 Maximu§  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:01:09pm

re: #972 albusteve

veterans are often commies...if he supports BO he's a supporter of a communist president...it's hardly rocket science...

Don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cash and thank your lucky stars I'm not in front of you.

You owe all of us Vets an apology.

1044 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:01:19pm

re: #1030 Dustyvet

egg-cellent
eggs-treme
egg-citing
egg-stavagent
egg-speriment
egg-splosive
egg-tortionate
egg-static
eggs-traordinary
eggs-tra terrestrial
egg-sotic
egg-sactly
egg-stracted
eggs-cavation
egg-saggerate
egg-saust
egg-xam
egg-samine
egg-ceed
egg-cel
egg-cept
eggs-change

That was eggessive.

1045 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:01:29pm

re: #1007 MacDuff

OK,
Most of the Middle East wants us dead, We're in involved in 2 wars, the economy is melting down, banks are failing, all of our automakers are virtually bankrupt and what are the Dems worried about?

Rush Limbaugh.

He really knows how to get inside their head and you have to respect that. Even the GOP is starting to feel his heat.

Actually, it's brilliant. Rush is only the beginning. Their hatred is going to spread from him to all the other conservative talk show hosts, and from them to their listeners.

Gives them millions of scapegoats to blame when their polcies inevitably fail.

Substitute "Jews" for "conservatives" and rewind about 75 years, and tell me it doesn't sound familiar.

1046 Dan G.  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:02:03pm

re: #1034 BlueCanuck

Just as bad. Consulting the air or wood; neither will respond.

1047 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:02:31pm
1048 opilio  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:02:39pm

re: #1015 Sharmuta

It's mice to know, though

Mickey, Minnie, Mighty, Fievel, or Speedy G.?

/nothing substantive to contribute. stooping to mocking typos.

1049 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:02:41pm

re: #1035 jcm

Socialism is on the spectrum toward communism. No one in the same. It's shades of red.

The difference between Socialism and Communism is like the difference between blowing your brains out with a gun and slitting your throat with a sharp knife. Dead is still dead.

1050 Dan G.  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:02:55pm

re: #1045 lobo91

But... but... we TRIED to give you everything, THEY just would let us...

/

1051 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:03:00pm

Good night you all.

1052 abolitionist  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:03:05pm

re: #1042 FurryOldGuyJeans

He considers it a dead horse because he doesn't want his O Worship to be contaminated with mere facts.

O

1053 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:03:34pm

Obama is a weenie.

1054 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:03:35pm

re: #1040 unrealizedviewpoint

Where's that Iron Fist Rule when ya need it?

Oo-yay ink-thay he's unk-dray?

/

1055 Maximu§  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:04:09pm

re: #1051 newsjunkie_ky

Good night you all.

Are you in Loo-Ville?

1056 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:04:35pm

re: #1043 Maximu§

Don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cash and thank your lucky stars I'm not in front of you.

You owe all of us Vets an apology.

why?...did I implicate you?...read the thread...if you support a communist racist president I have no apology for you...if not then you have my highest regard

1057 Sloppy  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:04:36pm

I'd vote for a naionwide Lizard meet-up in Kansas because it's next door to Nebraska and maybe I could go. Downhill, too . . .

1058 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:04:46pm

re: #1010 FurryOldGuyJeans

Veterans are often commies? You might want to tone down your rhetoric a bit, or you might find this non-commie veteran pigeon-holing you and your opinions to scroll-over status.

I took a few days off LGF last week after trying to defend my President from being called a Commie. I figured inaugural days was a bitter one from some and came back. Now not only is he a Commie, but all those that voted for him are, including Vets. Yes, I'm socially left of most of you, but I've not found many retired vet Commies in my travels. 20 years of your life is a pretty big price to pay to be a covert Commie.

1059 BlueCanuck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:05:09pm

re: #1044 jcm

That was eggessive.

Me? I am egg-sasperated over it.

1060 Dar ul Harb  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:05:11pm

You know that old socialist proverb (attributed to V.I. Lenin):

If you want to make an omelette, you've got to be willing to break a few eggs...

/retch

1061 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:05:30pm

re: #1058 avanti

He's a stone cold marxist.

1062 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:05:33pm

re: #1005 rawmuse

Egg of Power, is that anything like the Holy Hand Grenade?

Yep, it's the Holy Hen Grenade of Africa.

1063 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:05:54pm

re: #1035 jcm

Socialism is on the spectrum toward communism. No one in the same. It's shades of red.

collectivism is collectivism -- red is red.

1064 nyc redneck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:06:02pm

re: #1051 newsjunkie_ky

Good night you all.

night, {news}

1065 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:06:20pm

re: #1054 OldLineTexan

Oo-yay ink-thay he's unk-dray?

/

Pass the rule to albusteve when ya sober, will ya?

1066 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:06:26pm

re: #1029 albusteve

I could care less who you scroll over....your threat means little to me

That was not a threat, just a request.

You have joined the rarified ranks of scroll-overs. You should feel honored.

1067 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:06:53pm

re: #972 albusteve

holy shit dude

1068 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:06:57pm

re: #1049 FurryOldGuyJeans

The difference between Socialism and Communism is like the difference between blowing your brains out with a gun and slitting your throat with a sharp knife. Dead is still dead.

LOL! Much of Europe is socialist. Companies are still privately owned, but intensely regulated by government. Individuals retain some control over where they live in work. Communism everything is state owned, individuals do as told.

Okay, it's a academic discussion. And in the end, as you so eloquently state, is the same.

1069 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:06:58pm

re: #1053 Ward Cleaver

Obama is a weenie.

LOL

1070 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:07:40pm

re: #1065 unrealizedviewpoint

Pass the rule to albusteve when ya sober, will ya?

I'm stone-cold sober. I have an alcoholic to take care of any drinking that needs doing around here.

1071 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:08:18pm

re: #1058 avanti

I took a few days off LGF last week after trying to defend my President from being called a Commie. I figured inaugural days was a bitter one from some and came back. Now not only is he a Commie, but all those that voted for him are, including Vets. Yes, I'm socially left of most of you, but I've not found many retired vet Commies in my travels. 20 years of your life is a pretty big price to pay to be a covert Commie.

you are not paying attention...it has nothing to do with covert...it's entirely overt

1072 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:08:23pm

re: #1058 avanti

I took a few days off LGF last week after trying to defend my President from being called a Commie. I figured inaugural days was a bitter one from some and came back. Now not only is he a Commie, but all those that voted for him are, including Vets. Yes, I'm socially left of most of you, but I've not found many retired vet Commies in my travels. 20 years of your life is a pretty big price to pay to be a covert Commie.

You got supporters here this evening Avanti. Unusual night.

1073 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:08:52pm

Signing off now. I have to work on some things.

1074 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:09:05pm

re: #1041 rawmuse

No sarcasm, Communists are generally straight forward in their approach, whereas socialists have to tell you that black is white, up is down and good is bad.

Dead is still dead.

1075 Archimedes  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:09:26pm

I had a hand similar to that once, but it had the middle finger extended an said "This ones for you baby"... maybe that's what should be on Obama's desk instead. You know, to the nation.

1076 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:09:34pm

re: #1061 Sharmuta

He's a stone cold marxist.

Wasn't there some discussion a few months ago about whether he has some significant Maoism?

1077 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:09:40pm

re: #1070 OldLineTexan

I'm stone-cold sober. I have an alcoholic to take care of any drinking that needs doing around here.

LOL
Will somebody then please pass the Rule?

1078 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:10:02pm

re: #1067 Slumbering Behemoth

holy shit dude

SHOCKA!...some vets support BO...whoa

1079 abolitionist  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:10:12pm

re: #1058 avanti

re: #1061 Sharmuta

He's a stone cold marxist.

Sharmuta, I agree, but I believe it's worse than that.

1080 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:10:18pm

re: #1076 MandyManners

Wasn't there some discussion a few months ago about whether he has some significant Maoism?

I don't recall, but I do know he's a Weather Underground sock puppet.

1081 opilio  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:10:41pm

re: #1030 Dustyvet

egg-tortionate

Eggs-istentially, even egg-regiously eggs-eptional. But egg-tortionate ?

1082 soxfan4life  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:10:52pm

re: #52 nyc redneck

it's a stupid gimmicky thing,
very appropriate for him.

Perfect description of his campaign and ascension to power

1083 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:08pm

re: #1072 unrealizedviewpoint

I'm one of them. Shall we place a pox on the Steelers and root for them together? We did a heck of a job on the Ravens!

1084 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:10pm

re: #1074 FurryOldGuyJeans

Dead is still dead.

Yes, and the communists do excel at that one. They even go one better than death, they can wipe out all evidence that you ever existed, along with all your relations. I hear a bit of that still goes on over at China, Inc.

1085 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:12pm

re: #972 albusteve

veterans are often commies...if he supports BO he's a supporter of a communist president...it's hardly rocket science...

Uh, what?

1086 NYCHardhat  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:13pm

re: #1079 abolitionist

re: #1061 Sharmuta


Sharmuta, I agree, but I believe it's worse than that.

He's a Kennedy?

1087 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:15pm

re: #972 albusteve

veterans are often commies...if he supports BO he's a supporter of a communist president...it's hardly rocket science...

Dude, get a clue!


*whack*

1088 Maximu§  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:21pm

re: #1056 albusteve

why?...did I implicate you?...read the thread...if you support a communist racist president I have no apology for you...if not then you have my highest regard

Yeah I read your posts, the part that caught my attention was veterans are often commies....remember this particular blog is packed with veterans who don't like hearing Foul S**t like that!

1089 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:30pm

re: #1076 MandyManners

Wasn't there some discussion a few months ago about whether he has some significant Maoism?

Mao or Lenin, still is antithetical to America and what she used to stand for.

1090 lobo91  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:32pm

re: #1078 albusteve

SHOCKA!...some vets support BO...whoa

Hell, I know a few active duty officers who support him.

I have no friggin' clue why, but they do...

1091 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:49pm

re: #1077 unrealizedviewpoint

Don't you wish there was a disappear button at times? To save others from themselves?

1092 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:11:53pm

Hi-LA-Ri-OUS! And liberal satirists keep saying there's nothing to laugh at about Obama.

But the solid 24K gold lining to this cloud is that political humor has been a weapon in the Left's hands to shape the opinion of the less-informed masses these past 8 years. Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, Keith Olbermann......can they be funny anymore? And if they aren't won't those low-information voters they served up for Obama get interested in something else? Then who will get the yokels to laugh on cue at Sarah Palin come 2012?

1093 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:12:10pm

re: #1058 avanti

I took a few days off LGF last week after trying to defend my President from being called a Commie. I figured inaugural days was a bitter one from some and came back. Now not only is he a Commie, but all those that voted for him are, including Vets. Yes, I'm socially left of most of you, but I've not found many retired vet Commies in my travels. 20 years of your life is a pretty big price to pay to be a covert Commie.

Look Obama is a socialist.
Please, just name me ONE friend of his that isn't on the fringe.
JUST ONE!

1094 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:12:33pm

re: #1093 Typicalwhitey

Hey! Long time no see!

1095 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:12:35pm

re: #1058 avanti

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1096 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:12:44pm

re: #1087 MandyManners

Dude, get a clue!

*whack*

Why should he? You whacking him is much more entertaining. ;)

1097 Macker  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:13:04pm

re: #919 lobo91

Maybe the Democrats can make that part of their stimulus pork orgy bill.

For just $170 million a day, we can reduce crime in DC by almost 15%!

All we have to do is hold an inauguration for Obama every day!

I hate to think how the hookers made out....

1098 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:13:36pm

re: #1070 OldLineTexan

I'm your huckleberry. Been waiting to use that.

/BTW, your last check didn't clear. How the hell am I supposed to take care of the drinking that needs doing without any money?
//

1099 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:13:57pm

re: #599 MacDuff

Well said however, when are we going to get past this? Contrary to what some Europeans say, we do have our own collective culture which is a sum of all of our ethnic parts. Sure, we carry part of our ancestors with us and cherish it but we are all (or should be) part of the American culture. America isn't just the place where we live; it is who we are and that is where I believe the whole multiculturalism movement is destructive. No, I don't think that our culture should be defended and protected by dictate like the French do, but it should be freely accepted and that acceptance should be expected.

I think much of these "cultural differences" between black people who couldn't find Africa on a map and white people who couldn't find Europe on a map is a contrived and artificial difference.

There are those who may say "it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand" and perhaps they are right. I'm of Irish heritage, and what the English did to my ancestors was nothing short of genocide, but that was then and this is now.

Obama himself said that we need to "put away the childish things" - perhaps this "cultural difference" between 20th generation blacks and 20th generation whites is one of the childish things that's in dire need of being put away. Obama is in a unique position to do just that, regardless of the damage that I fear he will do on other fronts.

"E Pluribus Unim" should be what we should strive for; A little unity would go a long way right now.

Excellent. I think the multicultural movement amounts to Balkanization, or tribalism if you like.

1100 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:14:04pm

re: #1058 avanti

I took a few days off LGF last week after trying to defend my President from being called a Commie. I figured inaugural days was a bitter one from some and came back. Now not only is he a Commie, but all those that voted for him are, including Vets. Yes, I'm socially left of most of you, but I've not found many retired vet Commies in my travels. 20 years of your life is a pretty big price to pay to be a covert Commie.

Did you read any of the stuff you were given that night?
BHO has been immersed in Marxism and sought out Marxist's his whole life.

1101 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:14:07pm

re: #1090 lobo91

Hell, I know a few active duty officers who support him.

I have no friggin' clue why, but they do...

I would conjecture they might be Clinton appointees, in part or in whole.

1102 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:14:11pm

re: #1072 unrealizedviewpoint

You got supporters here this evening Avanti. Unusual night.

Yea, and I appreciate it. I may be a bit thin skinned about tossing around Commie and Marxist comments about any President, but now if over half the damn country is Communist for their vote, we're in deep shit.

1103 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:14:34pm

re: #1100 jcm

Did you read any of the stuff you were given that night?
BHO has been immersed in Marxism and sought out Marxist's his whole life.

I doubt any of it was read.

1104 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:14:36pm

re: #1084 rawmuse

Yes, and the communists do excel at that one. They even go one better than death, they can wipe out all evidence that you ever existed, along with all your relations. I hear a bit of that still goes on over at China, Inc.

And the New York Times gets a Pullet Surprise saying it never happened.

1105 OldLineTexan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:14:42pm

re: #1098 Slumbering Behemoth

I'm your huckleberry. Been waiting to use that.

/BTW, your last check didn't clear. How the hell am I supposed to take care of the drinking that needs doing without any money?
//

Hey, I signed it over. You take it up with the Vast Zionist Conspiracy if you had a problem!

/

1106 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:14:48pm

re: #1091 ArmyWife

Don't you wish there was a disappear button at times? To save others from themselves?

I we certain winston06 didn't hijack his account?

1107 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:15:03pm

re: #1094 Sharmuta

Hey! Long time no see!

How are ya?
Was depressed after the election and had to take a breather.
Dad got sick and my daughter had a baby so I have been busy!

All better now and ready to roll!

1108 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:15:03pm

re: #1086 NYCHardhat

He's a Kennedy?

ROTFLMAO

1109 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:15:07pm

re: #1093 Typicalwhitey

Look Obama is a socialist.
Please, just name me ONE friend of his that isn't on the fringe.
JUST ONE!

He keeps acting like he's having one huge case of buyer's remorse.

1110 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:15:15pm

re: #1102 avanti

but now if over half the damn country is Communist for their vote, we're in deep shit.

DING DING DING! We've been trying to get that point across.

1111 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:15:29pm

re: #1095 MandyManners

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i wish you many updings

1112 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:15:54pm

re: #1107 Typicalwhitey

I'm fine- happy to see you, but sorry about your family. Glad things are better on your end.

1113 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:16:01pm

re: #1103 Sharmuta

I doubt any of it was read.

I could raise that doubt to a certainty it all went unread.

1114 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:16:13pm

re: #1102 avanti

Yea, and I appreciate it. I may be a bit thin skinned about tossing around Commie and Marxist comments about any President, but now if over half the damn country is Communist for their vote, we're in deep shit.

I support you tonight, but not BHO. I believe he's a commie, or near close to full affiliation.

1115 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:16:24pm

re: #1078 albusteve

SHOCKA!...some vets support BO...whoa

Steve...

You and I agree on a whole lot of shit, but you are digging yourself a deep one here.

Obama is not a communist. If you think he is, then you have no concept of real, full blown, que up and get your rations communism.

Vets can support Obama. That doesn't make them anything but supporters of their president.

Using you logic (or lack of it), then anyone, everyone, all, who do ANYTHING for him, on a daily basis, doing the job they were hired for, is a communist.

Dude, put down the booze and turn of the computer and take a nap.

1116 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:16:46pm

re: #1102 avanti

Weather Underground sock puppet.

1117 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:16:48pm

re: #1078 albusteve

SHOCKA!...some vets support BO...whoa

No dude. No.

re: #972 albusteve

veterans are often commies...


Emphasis mine.

That's the part that caused me to say holy shit. Not accurate, nor even called for, IMAO.

1118 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:16:50pm

re: #1102 avanti

Yea, and I appreciate it. I may be a bit thin skinned about tossing around Commie and Marxist comments about any President, but now if over half the damn country is Communist for their vote, we're in deep shit.

Well, maybe there is some HOPE for you after all!

1119 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:17:06pm

re: #1102 avanti

Yea, and I appreciate it. I may be a bit thin skinned about tossing around Commie and Marxist comments about any President, but now if over half the damn country is Communist for their vote, we're in deep shit.

Wow, a clue sinks in, finally!

1120 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:17:12pm

re: #1091 ArmyWife

Don't you wish there was a disappear button at times? To save others from themselves?

I like the ejection seat...push a button, and 2500 miles away somebody goes for a ride...:)

1121 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:17:14pm

re: #1088 Maximu§

Yeah I read your posts, the part that caught my attention was veterans are often commies....remember this particular blog is packed with veterans who don't like hearing Foul S**t like that!

re: #1088 Maximu§

Yeah I read your posts, the part that caught my attention was veterans are often commies....remember this particular blog is packed with veterans who don't like hearing Foul S**t like that!


it may be foul but it's true...I'm not dissin freedom loving patriots here, I'm dissin vets that voted for BO....capich?

1122 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:17:16pm

Hey y'all, how is everyone tonight and what are we taling about?

1123 abolitionist  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:17:20pm

re: #1086 NYCHardhat

He's a Kennedy?

I never uh, you know, suggested uh, that he was, you know.

1124 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:18:00pm

re: #1122 realwest

Egg puns, commies and Weather Underground sock puppets.

1125 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:18:49pm

AVANTI!

Name ONE associate/friend of obama's who isn't on the fringe.

JUST ONE.

1126 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:19:01pm

re: #1122 realwest

Hey y'all, how is everyone tonight and what are we taling about?

re: #1124 Sharmuta

Egg puns, commies and Weather Underground sock puppets.

What Sharm said!

How you doin' RW?

1127 bellamags  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:19:12pm

i am going to bed. have lots of work tomorrow. good night

1128 Macker  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:19:35pm

re: #1125 Typicalwhitey

It can't.

1129 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:19:46pm

re: #1127 bellamags

i am going to bed. have lots of work tomorrow. good night

Night, snookie.

1130 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:19:46pm

re: #1122 realwest

Hey y'all, how is everyone tonight and what are we taling about?

Real it's great to see you...allo...:)

1131 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:20:09pm

re: #1102 avanti

Yea, and I appreciate it. I may be a bit thin skinned about tossing around Commie and Marxist comments about any President, but now if over half the damn country is Communist for their vote, we're in deep shit.

Obama definitely leans Socialist. Fact. The next step in Socialism is Communism. Many Americans who voted for Obama have NO CLUE about his ties to Marxists, therefore they may not overtly support Communism.

Saul Alinsky promoted stealth socialism, and Obama (so far) appears to be adhering to this course of action.

1132 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:20:50pm

Hey Real, good evening! Was just wondering why you weren't around. Am glad you made it.

1133 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:21:55pm
1134 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:21:58pm

re: #1105 OldLineTexan

Hey, I signed it over. You take it up with the Vast Zionist Conspiracy if you had a problem!

/

That's the problem right there. You're supposed to funnel the funds through Masonic Worldwide Dominion, LLC. I work for a different, yet somewhat allied group.

No wonder I've been so sober lately.
/freaking bureaucratic, red-tape nonsense

1135 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:22:02pm

Most of my mom's family voted for zerO, as well as my worthless bum dad. As of now I'm making significantly more money than any of them. It amazes me they can't see a connection there.

I figure if any of them are laid off shortly (except mom of course), I'm going to tell them where to go if they come begging. Lay in the bed you made, asshole.

1136 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:22:19pm

re: #1081 opilio

Eggs-istentially, even egg-regiously eggs-eptional. But egg-tortionate ?

I'm glad you didn't direct that question ova here.

1137 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:22:32pm

re: #1122 realwest

Hey y'all, how is everyone tonight and what are we taling about?

Eggs of Power, Obama being a Socialists, and having a twit smear most veterans as being Communists.

1138 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:22:42pm

I was talking to some older guys about the Depression, and they said that Communism was much bigger then (in the 1930s), that it was fairly open, and it was even honorable to be a Commie. If you weren't a commie in the 1930s then you were a "rat fink". The guy that told me about this is now more than 100 years old, BTW, and is very lucid. I just saw him last week. I don't think he ever was a commie (because he was rich).

I asked him how he felt, and he said that time passes more quickly when you are old. Actually, what he said was "the toilet paper roll spins a lot faster toward the end..."

1139 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:22:56pm

I don't think half of voters are Commies. I think a high percentage of the 52 percent were like, so like, totally, like in for, like, a totally black President, because like, it would be so cool and stuff, y'know.

Note the 20 percent drop in approval once Jesus Hare Krishna Obama opened his mouth.

1140 opilio  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:23:02pm

re: #1076 MandyManners

Wasn't there some discussion a few months ago about whether he has some significant Maoism?

I feel like we got a righteous wind at our backs here...
      — B.H.Obama

The ill wind of opportunism is falling, the righteous wind of socialism is on the rise. By the end of this year the victory of socialism will be greatly assured.
      — Mao Tse-tung

1141 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:23:20pm
1142 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:24:09pm

re: #1131 Racer X

Obama definitely leans Socialist. Fact. The next step in Socialism is Communism. Many Americans who voted for Obama have NO CLUE about his ties to Marxists, therefore they may not overtly support Communism.

Saul Alinsky promoted stealth socialism, and Obama (so far) appears to be adhering to this course of action.

Through a process combining hope and resentment, the organizer tries to create a “mass army” that brings in as many recruits as possible from local organizations, churches, services groups, labor unions, corner gangs, and individuals.

A description of Saul Alinsky's tactics. Also describes Obama's campaign.

1143 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:24:16pm

re: #1102 avanti

Yea, and I appreciate it. I may be a bit thin skinned about tossing around Commie and Marxist comments about any President, but now if over half the damn country is Communist for their vote, we're in deep shit.

Nope, 52% of us are not commies, the vast majority of those that voted for Mr. Obama were uninformed, misinformed, or voting purely for the 'uniqueness' of the situation.

There were, however, a large amount of communists supporting Mr. Obama.

Now, I personally think he is more socialistic than Communistic, I could be wrong and he could be a pure Marxist, we will have to wait and see. The socialism crap is starting though, as are the leftist policies that will hurt this country, a country that I consider the greatest in the world.

1144 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:24:28pm

I think 52% of the electorate bought into the bullshit of 95+% of the msm that didn't bother to expose the marxism of 0bama.

1145 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:24:32pm

re: #1140 opilio

I feel like we got a righteous wind at our backs here...
      — B.H.Obama

The ill wind of opportunism is falling, the righteous wind of socialism is on the rise. By the end of this year the victory of socialism will be greatly assured.
      — Mao Tse-tung

That's it! Thanks!

1146 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:24:41pm

re: #1138 rawmuse

I was talking to some older guys about the Depression, and they said that Communism was much bigger then (in the 1930s), that it was fairly open, and it was even honorable to be a Commie. If you weren't a commie in the 1930s then you were a "rat fink". The guy that told me about this is now more than 100 years old, BTW, and is very lucid. I just saw him last week. I don't think he ever was a commie (because he was rich).

I asked him how he felt, and he said that time passes more quickly when you are old. Actually, what he said was "the toilet paper roll spins a lot faster toward the end..."

1147 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:24:57pm

Avanti - just a few things last thoughts, then I'm out as I turned into a pumpkin 24 minutes ago:

Obama has been in office 1 week. Thus far he has reached out to Abbas, announced he would work to set the terrorists free from GITMO, went on an anti-Semitic Arab TV station for his first interview and during said interview indicated his wish to chit chat with Iran. He did, however, find time to condemn Rush Limbaugh.

Think about that for awhile. Good night!

1148 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:25:00pm

Correct if I'm wrong, but the last time the dems got together and signed a document to lambaste Rush, he auctioned it off on eBay for like $2-Million bucks.

Democrats Launch Petition Against Rush Limbaugh

1149 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:25:10pm

re: #1135 esch

Most of my mom's family voted for zerO, as well as my worthless bum dad. As of now I'm making significantly more money than any of them. It amazes me they can't see a connection there.

I figure if any of them are laid off shortly (except mom of course), I'm going to tell them where to go if they come begging. Lay Lie in the bed you made, asshole.

FTFY

1150 Maximu§  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:25:25pm

re: #1121 albusteve

it may be foul but it's true...I'm not dissin freedom loving patriots here, I'm dissin vets that voted for BO....capich?

Whatever, steer clear of me from now on. Even a Stupid Vet is still a vet and deserves respect. Go sign up for a 4 year hitch and than come talk to me.

1151 Dan G.  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:25:27pm

re: #1098 Slumbering Behemoth

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

1152 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:25:29pm

re: #1145 MandyManners

That's it! Thanks!

I watch A Mighty Wind three times.

1153 Steve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:25:36pm

hamon eggs
benny dick eggs

l

1154 ArmyWife  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:25:43pm

re: #1124 Sharmuta

Oh my!

1155 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:26:01pm

re: #1142 jcm

Through a process combining hope and resentment, the organizer tries to create a “mass army” that brings in as many recruits as possible from local organizations, churches, services groups, labor unions, corner gangs, and individuals.

A description of Saul Alinsky's tactics. Also describes Obama's campaign.

Egg-zactly!

1156 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:26:10pm

re: #1140 opilio

Ripping off Mao AND Princess Leia- where will it end?

1157 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:26:11pm

re: #1143 Stonemason

Nope, 52% of us are not commies, the vast majority of those that voted for Mr. Obama were uninformed, misinformed, or voting purely for the 'uniqueness' of the situation.

There were, however, a large amount of communists supporting Mr. Obama.

Now, I personally think he is more socialistic than Communistic, I could be wrong and he could be a pure Marxist, we will have to wait and see. The socialism crap is starting though, as are the leftist policies that will hurt this country, a country that I consider the greatest in the world.

The "stimulus" bill is only the beginning.
Putting 200 million in for contraceptives, I guess that was to stimulate drive in movie sales or something.
Sheesh!

1158 esch  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:26:13pm

re: #1149 Cato the Elder


daO!

Thanks bud. Definitely time for bed if I fubar something like that.

Night all!

1159 LieSeeker  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:26:32pm

One egg to fool them, ...

1160 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:26:35pm

Well, golly. I don't think he means Patsy Cline.
Shucks.

1161 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:26:59pm

re: #1147 ArmyWife

Avanti - just a few things last thoughts, then I'm out as I turned into a pumpkin 24 minutes ago:

Obama has been in office 1 week. Thus far he has reached out to Abbas, announced he would work to set the terrorists free from GITMO, went on an anti-Semitic Arab TV station for his first interview and during said interview indicated his wish to chit chat with Iran. He did, however, find time to condemn Rush Limbaugh.

Think about that for awhile. Good night!

Don't forget he told the Congressional Republicans they are now required to do as he says since he did win.

1162 opilio  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:27:07pm

re: #1102 avanti

Yea, and I appreciate it. I may be a bit thin skinned about tossing around Commie and Marxist comments about any President, but now if over half the damn country is Communist for their vote, we're in deep shit.

I don't think half the country is communist. But I do think about a quarter of the country is ignorant and/or stupid.

1163 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:27:07pm

re: #1160 wolfie

Well, golly. I don't think he means Patsy Cline.
Shucks.

Hi Wolfie

1164 Dar ul Harb  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:27:12pm

He's not a Maoist.

He's an Obamaist.

(The Leader of the movement has to be the first one.)

1165 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:28:08pm

re: #1156 Sharmuta

Ripping off Mao AND Princess Leia- where will it end?

Oh no he di'int, You don't mess with Princess Leia, or it's on like Donkey Kong. For a lady who grew up on a planet with no weapons, she's got a deadeye aim with that blaster.

1166 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:28:24pm

re: #1144 Sharmuta

I think 52% of the electorate bought into the bullshit of 95+% of the msm that didn't bother to expose the marxism of 0bama.

Gee, like Marxism is a bad thing...
/

1167 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:28:30pm

re: #1156 Sharmuta

Ripping off Mao AND Princess Leia- where will it end?

When he comes out and says he was conceived by the Force?

1168 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:28:48pm

re: #1124 Sharmuta Ah, thank you Sharm!
Of course the Weather Underground folks would be sockpuppets; if there's one thing - other than murder and attempted murder - the members of the Weather Underground were noted for it's their personal cowardice.
And I reckon y'all have wrung out all the yolks you can about eggs.
So I'll just move on to the idea that vets who voted for Obama are communists. Especially cause that's one I can sink my teeth into.
Not all members of our Armed Forces present or past are what most folks would call "bright" and veterans, particularly us older veterans, are more likely to be not as smart as the younger ones. I have no doubt that some vets - maybe quite a few vets, voted for Obama. That doesn't make them commies, it makes them less than bright. Period. And frankly I think everyone who voted for Obama (exception is Blacks, cause they did view Obama as their first - and maybe last - hope to get one of their own into the White House) was none too fucking bright either.
That's a truly depressing thought, but closer perhaps to the truth than many might admit - to vote for an empty suit, for someone with NO EXPERIENCE AT ALL, for someone who spoke exclusively in platitudes (unless he was talking about Bush or the Republicans) and who never articulated, in any detail, what his plans were should he be elected is in fact not only not bright, but STUPID.

1169 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:29:10pm

re: #1125 Typicalwhitey

AVANTI!

Name ONE associate/friend of obama's who isn't on the fringe.

JUST ONE.

One simple request. If you see Obama start to confiscate personal property, toss out the constitution and the like, get back to me on the Commie thing. He has friends on the left and friends on the right, but it's how he governs that will tell the tale. You guys call me leftie, some call me a Commie, but none of you are going to change your politics by the association with me on LGF.
Disagree with the President when you will, hell, it's your patriotic duty, but the name calling is over the top. As I said before when this came up, if he's a Commie, contact your congressman with the proof and impeach the dude for treason.

1170 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:29:26pm

re: #1167 FurryOldGuyJeans

When he comes out and says he was conceived by the Force?

Oh, goody--then we can expose him as Darth Vader.

1171 Archimedes  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:29:37pm

re: #1148 unrealizedviewpoint

Correct if I'm wrong, but the last time the dems got together and signed a document to lambaste Rush, he auctioned it off on eBay for like $2-Million bucks.

Democrats Launch Petition Against Rush Limbaugh

Their fight against freedom is tireless. They must inspire leftists everywhere.

1172 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:29:42pm

re: #1147 ArmyWife

Avanti - just a few things last thoughts, then I'm out as I turned into a pumpkin 24 minutes ago:

Obama has been in office 1 week. Thus far he has reached out to Abbas, announced he would work to set the terrorists free from GITMO, went on an anti-Semitic Arab TV station for his first interview and during said interview indicated his wish to chit chat with Iran. He did, however, find time to condemn Rush Limbaugh.

Think about that for awhile. Good night!

And did the ArmyWife mention that's just one week?

1173 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:29:43pm

re: #1163 Walter L. Newton

Hi there, Walter! How's show biz? How's the play coming along?

1174 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:29:54pm

re: #1166 Joan

Gee, like Marxism is a bad thing...
/

As a matter of fact it is. But don't let the slaughter of 10s of millions of people deter you.

1175 albusteve  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:29:56pm

I concede...I did not in anyway mean to disrespct patriotic veterans...I very much despise BO and have issues with those that support him...there are vets that do support him whether people like it or not and the same holds true...in my mind BO is a communist and therefore his supporters are as well...either by ignorance or contrived...it's less an issue of veterans than willfull support no matter....some vets support BO...

1176 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:30:27pm

re: #1169 avanti

Being a communist isn't treason in and of itself.

1177 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:30:40pm

re: #1167 FurryOldGuyJeans

When he comes out and says he was conceived by the Force?


1178 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:30:51pm

re: #1174 FurryOldGuyJeans

She used a sarc tag.

1179 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:31:11pm

re: #1126 ggtHey high there ggt - I'm doing ok, I guess. Not a great news day, was it?
How are you getting along?

1180 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:31:35pm

re: #1169 avanti

One simple request. If you see Obama start to confiscate personal property, toss out the constitution and the like, get back to me on the Commie thing. He has friends on the left and friends on the right, but it's how he governs that will tell the tale. You guys call me leftie, some call me a Commie, but none of you are going to change your politics by the association with me on LGF.
Disagree with the President when you will, hell, it's your patriotic duty, but the name calling is over the top. As I said before when this came up, if he's a Commie, contact your congressman with the proof and impeach the dude for treason.

You still haven't answered the question though.

1181 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:32:10pm

re: #1130 DustyvetHey, allo yourself Dusty! How are ya tonight? Well I hope.

1182 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:32:36pm

re: #1171 Archimedes

Their fight against freedom is tireless. They must inspire leftists everywhere.

Palin is back in Alaska, so the next in line is Rush.
Obama will not Alinsky Rush, try though he may.

1183 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:32:51pm

Read this avanti-

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Seriously- because it made me damn near piss my pants before I sent it to zombie.

1184 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:33:04pm

re: #1138 rawmuse

I was talking to some older guys about the Depression, and they said that Communism was much bigger then (in the 1930s), that it was fairly open, and it was even honorable to be a Commie. If you weren't a commie in the 1930s then you were a "rat fink".

Yea, it was once the modern thing to be a Commie. After WW II, the bloom came off that rose when they saw what it really stood for. Basically, it's a totally flawed concept that stifles any natural human ambition.

1185 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:33:07pm

re: #1169 avanti

As I said before when this came up, if he's a Commie, contact your congressman with the proof and impeach the dude for treason.

Nothing illegal about being a Communist, but trying to subvert and change the Constitution is impeachable.

You keep trying to straw man us, but it won't work.

1186 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:33:19pm

re: #1181 realwest

Hey, allo yourself Dusty! How are ya tonight? Well I hope.

Minor problems...otherwise doing well...got all your choirs done and your mom doing well?

1187 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:33:56pm

re: #1132 Wishing
Hi Wishing - sorry I couldn't be hear sooner but mom is taking our neighbor's death a little harder than I thought she would so I spent the day and evening with her trying to cheer her up.
How are y'all doing?

1188 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:34:18pm

re: #1169 avanti

Does this mean you're NOT going to name ONE Obama associate who isn't on the fringe?

1189 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:34:30pm

re: #1178 Sharmuta

She used a sarc tag.

Which negates "Marxism is a BAD thing" to "Marxism is a GOOD thing".

1190 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:34:47pm

re: #1173 wolfie

Hi there, Walter! How's show biz? How's the play coming along?

...and on other topics. This one is bombing, not because it stinks, it doesn't. It's by a Pulitzer prize winning author, it's a regional premier, our reviews have been excellent and the cast is some of the better actors in town.

But artistically it was a bad choice. It's an Irish play, so, it's very European, very talky, nothing neatly rapped up, heavy life themes, just all of the heady stuff that the critics love and the audience just sits there and says "why?"

It happens once in a while. Three more weeks to go, so maybe it will pick up a bit.

1191 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:34:59pm

re: #1179 realwest

Hey high there ggt - I'm doing ok, I guess. Not a great news day, was it?
How are you getting along?

same ole', same ole'. Thanks for asking.

I might be taking a few more deep breathes now than before the inauguration.

1192 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:35:17pm

re: #1187 realwest

Hi Wishing - sorry I couldn't be hear sooner but mom is taking our neighbor's death a little harder than I thought she would so I spent the day and evening with her trying to cheer her up.
How are y'all doing?

I sure hope she is able to move on quickly, Real. Things here are ok, getting more hours at the new job than I expected, but I am loving it.

1193 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:35:31pm

re: #1162 opilio

I don't think half the country is communist. But I do think about a quarter of the country is ignorant and/or stupid.

It's said average intelligence is an IQ of about 90 to 100. That said, average means at least half are below that.

1194 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:35:39pm

re: #1176 Sharmuta

Being a communist isn't treason in and of itself.

Well, it should be for the POTUS. Yea, maybe that's unconstitutional thought, but if we lose the constitution, what's the point.

1195 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:35:52pm

re: #1188 Racer X

Does this mean you're NOT going to name ONE Obama associate who isn't on the fringe?

He won't because he find you questioning the O to be offensive, and can't find anyone that isn't a fringey.

1196 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:36:47pm

re: #1184 avanti

Yea, it was once the modern thing to be a Commie. After WW II, the bloom came off that rose when they saw what it really stood for. Basically, it's a totally flawed concept that stifles any natural human ambition.

Actually, it was because it became obvious with the CPUSA's flip-flopping on whether or not to enter WWII, that closely paralleled Soviet policy. Stalin's hand up the collective butts of American Communists caused Americans to reject overt Communists as agents of the Soviet Union, which many of them were----and continued to be.

How many rubles did Billy Ayers take back in the 1960s?

1197 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:36:52pm

re: #1194 avanti

You may as well read this link to Osawatomie, because I'm going to be a dog with a bone until you do.

1198 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:37:01pm

re: #1138 rawmuse
He's right about that - the toilet paper roll does seem to spin faster the older you get!

1199 opilio  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:37:15pm

re: #1156 Sharmuta

Ripping off Mao AND Princess Leia- where will it end?

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

1200 zombie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:37:35pm
Barack Obama has an ‘Egg of Power’ in the Oval Office

...and under Obama the U.S. is quickly becoming an omelette of impotence.

1201 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:37:40pm

re: #1194 avanti

Well, it should be for the POTUS. Yea, maybe that's unconstitutional thought, but if we lose the constitution, what's the point.

Man, you are really are stupid, clueless, a fucktard, and a troll.

1202 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:37:42pm

New word of the day... very interesting... and I can think of an example of it.

Teratophilia

1203 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:38:08pm

re: #1169 avanti

One simple request. If you see Obama start to confiscate personal property, toss out the constitution and the like, get back to me on the Commie thing. He has friends on the left and friends on the right, but it's how he governs that will tell the tale. You guys call me leftie, some call me a Commie, but none of you are going to change your politics by the association with me on LGF.
Disagree with the President when you will, hell, it's your patriotic duty, but the name calling is over the top. As I said before when this came up, if he's a Commie, contact your congressman with the proof and impeach the dude for treason.

I didn't call you anything.
I asked you to name ONE person who obama associates with who is not on the fringe, like ayers, wright etc.

Interesting that you cannot.

BTW, if obama were to start confiscating personal property (nationalizing banks, telling citi they cannot buy a jet) or trashing the constitution (life liberty etc, but now we are paying for abortions abroad) then yeah I will sure call Congress and tell them to impeach him.

I'm sure they will get right on that.

1204 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:38:11pm

re: #1199 opilio

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

Ancient Hindu proverb, right?

1205 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:38:26pm

re: #1198 realwest

He's right about that - the toilet paper roll does seem to spin faster the older you get!

That's only because I seem to have to use the bathroom more often.

1206 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:39:10pm

re: #1200 zombie

...and under Obama the U.S. is quickly becoming an omelette of impotence.

LOL

1207 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:39:32pm

re: #1202 Walter L. Newton

New word of the day... very interesting... and I can think of an example of it.

Teratophilia

"Love of monsters"?

1208 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:39:41pm

re: #1141 Iron Fist

re: #1002 Spare O'Lake
Do tell. What are the major differences between socialism and communism?

A communist government owns all the means of production. Party members get all the plum government jobs. There are no real elections because the elections are all rigged so the the Communist Party can never lose.

A socialist government allows private ownership of some of the means of production but then it taxes away the private profits and spends the money itself. Party members get most of the plum government jobs. There are generally free elections which allow for the socialist party to lose and to be replaced by different forms of government.

Socialism is Communism lite.

1209 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:39:52pm

re: #1190 Walter L. Newton

No place for the thin-skinned, show business.

There's a chance Mr. Wolf and I may go to Colorado next summer.....if we can sell the kids into slavery first. (Not easy, since they eat more than they work.) If we do, I'll be asking you what's playing in Golden!

1210 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:40:07pm

re: #1197 Sharmuta

You may as well read this link to Osawatomie, because I'm going to be a dog with a bone until you do.

I read it; now will you stop Hectoring me? ;)

1211 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:40:26pm

re: #1148 unrealizedviewpoint HEY! Do you have a link to that petition? Anywhere? Anyone?! PUUULEEEZZE?!

1212 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:40:46pm

re: #1210 FurryOldGuyJeans

Yes.

Avanti's in trouble though.

1213 zombie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:41:19pm

re: #1193 unrealizedviewpoint

It's said average intelligence is an IQ of about 90 to 100. That said, average means at least half are below that.

No, actually, the average IQ is exactly 100. That, in fact, is the definition of "average IQ." If the average score begins to drift above or below 100, they recalibrate the scoring system so that the average is once again 100.

It's impossible compare the average intelligence level from one era to another for this reason -- and also because they keep changing the tests (to try to continually excise any lingering cultural bias).

1214 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:41:27pm

re: #1194 avanti

Well, it should be for the POTUS. Yea, maybe that's unconstitutional thought, but if we lose the constitution, what's the point.

Oh come on.

You completely discounted all the links we gave you where BHO said the Constitution was flawed for limited government, it's express intent. BHO is on the record as wanting to abrogate the 2nd Amendment.

WE SHOWED YOU ALL THAT.

Get a clue.

1215 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:41:36pm

re: #1207 Cato the Elder

"Love of monsters"?

Yes... and I remember that Joseph Merrick had a number of suiters that were a slight bit more than plutonic.

I never seen the word before. That would be interesting as a foundation for a play.

I'll have to bounce that around in my head for a few months.

1216 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:41:42pm

Does anyone know of a web site or blog that is keeping track of Obama's actions?

I ask because dude has been in the chair for a week and it seems to me he has already fucked up a lot of stuff. I just want to keep it all straight.

1217 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:41:49pm

re: #1204 Sharmuta

Ancient Hindu proverb, right?

speaking of which, the theme for the new BSG is derived from a Hindu mantra. I could SO see a temple arranging this mantra to be sung in this way. I have some Hindu friends, maybe I'll ask them.

1218 Erik The Red  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:42:11pm

re: #1211 realwest

HEY! Do you have a link to that petition? Anywhere? Anyone?! PUUULEEEZZE?!

Morning Lizards. I have spent the last 15 minutes trying to find it. I can't so if anyone can please post the link so we can crash the site with our volume of votes.

1219 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:42:36pm

re: #1211 realwest

HEY! Do you have a link to that petition? Anywhere? Anyone?! PUUULEEEZZE?!

[Link: www.dccc.org...]

1220 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:42:59pm

re: #1209 wolfie

No place for the thin-skinned, show business.

There's a chance Mr. Wolf and I may go to Colorado next summer.....if we can sell the kids into slavery first. (Not easy, since they eat more than they work.) If we do, I'll be asking you what's playing in Golden!

You got it. Comp tickets if you come. We have seven shows a year, so you'd have to make a concerted effort to be here when we are closed. Check the web site when you start making plans.

1221 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:42:59pm

re: #1150 Maximu§
Maximu§ - while I agree that even a STUPID VET deserves respect for his service, that doesn't mean he deserves respect for backing/voting for Obama.

1222 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:43:56pm

re: #1188 Racer X

Does this mean you're NOT going to name ONE Obama associate who isn't on the fringe?

The two most important were his mother and grandmother, but even they don't tell us with certainty about how Obama will govern. Even those on the right that support him have been demonized, Colin Powell comes to mind. Yes, he's a liberal, has lots of libs as friends, some on the fringes, but again, the proof is where he governs and I predict it'll be be toward the middle by voter standards and to the left of LGF.

1223 Erik The Red  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:44:00pm

re: #1219 Typicalwhitey

[Link: www.dccc.org...]

Found that link but can not find the petition. Just a comment section.

1224 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:44:09pm

re: #1215 Walter L. Newton

Yes... and I remember that Joseph Merrick had a number of suiters that were a slight bit more than plutonic.

You mean some of his tailors were getting rich off him?

1225 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:44:15pm

re: #1211 realwest

HEY! Do you have a link to that petition? Anywhere? Anyone?! PUUULEEEZZE?!

Here ya go

1226 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:44:57pm

re: #1212 Sharmuta

Yes.

Avanti's in trouble though.

Please, be my guest for that! ;)

1227 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:45:04pm

re: #1219 Typicalwhitey

[Link: www.dccc.org...]

[Link: www.dccc.org...]

1228 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:45:35pm

must......sleep......zzzzzzzz

1229 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:45:48pm

re: #1221 realwest

Maximu§ - while I agree that even a STUPID VET deserves respect for his service, that doesn't mean he deserves respect for backing/voting for Obama.

So what does that mean? Are you going to go through the next four years DISRESPECTING everyone that voted for him.

In that case, I would certainly ask everyone you come across who they voted for, because you wouldn't want to get near anyone who voted for that... that... well... slime ball...

Really!

1230 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:45:53pm

re: #1222 avanti

Dude.

Stanley was certainly on the fringe. I don't know much about grandma.

1231 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:45:55pm

re: #1227 Dustyvet

[Link: www.dccc.org...]

Mucked that up, sorry...:(

1232 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:45:57pm

re: #1223 Erik The Red

Found that link but can not find the petition. Just a comment section.

You add a comment.

1233 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:46:08pm

re: #1220 Walter L. Newton

Will do! :)

1234 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:46:10pm

re: #1213 zombie

No, actually, the average IQ is exactly 100. That, in fact, is the definition of "average IQ." If the average score begins to drift above or below 100, they recalibrate the scoring system so that the average is once again 100.

It's impossible compare the average intelligence level from one era to another for this reason -- and also because they keep changing the tests (to try to continually excise any lingering cultural bias).

Maybe the Democrats will raise everyone's IQ score by 10 points as part of the stimulus package.
/

1235 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:46:13pm

re: #1222 avanti

When is he going to move to the middle? he sure did start on the left.

1236 zombie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:46:21pm

re: #1219 Typicalwhitey

[Link: www.dccc.org...]

Thanks. I just signed the petition like this:

Name: Torpulo Gasquiniux

Message:

"My anus itches."

1237 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:46:38pm

re: #1224 Cato the Elder

You mean some of his tailors were getting rich off him?

I from Brooklyn. If we use a word, it doesn't matter what the word is, it's right :)

1238 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:47:15pm

re: #1232 Wishing

You add a comment.

If I add a comment...wonder how much bail would be...:)

1239 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:47:28pm

re: #1213 zombie

No, actually, the average IQ is exactly 100. That, in fact, is the definition of "average IQ." If the average score begins to drift above or below 100, they recalibrate the scoring system so that the average is once again 100.

It's impossible compare the average intelligence level from one era to another for this reason -- and also because they keep changing the tests (to try to continually excise any lingering cultural bias).

Bringing the racism back to the tread are we?
/

1240 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:47:43pm

re: #1221 realwest

Maximu§ - while I agree that even a STUPID VET deserves respect for his service, that doesn't mean he deserves respect for backing/voting for Obama.

I respect a vet for the service they did, like McCain. But when someone does someone that is not directly related to the military and military duties, they can expect a whole lot of scorn for doing something I consider to be detrimental to the US. Voting for Obama is one such detriment.

1241 Stonemason  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:48:01pm

re: #1222 avanti

Oh, and his mother was on the fringe, believe me. There may have been love involved, but her actions were pure fringe rebellion.

His Grandmother, I do not know too much about, other than his own declaration that she was racist.

1242 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:48:39pm

re: #1222 avanti

Colin Powell is an opportunist, nothing more or less. He was weary of being out of the dinner party circuit under Bush, and seeing 4 more years of the same if McCain got elected, he chose to be the spoiler, IMHO.

1243 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:48:41pm

re: #1238 Dustyvet

If I add a comment...wonder how much bail would be...:)

Not to worry, we will all pitch in a few pennnies to get your sorry self out of Ojail.

1244 bosforus  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:48:55pm

Oh come on, Lizards, 1200 comments on a thread about an egg and no Cool Runnings joke?!

1245 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:48:56pm

Of course, we face adversity in our work. In the face of adversity and fear, liberalism collapses in self-pity, while dogmatism creates magic solutions to real problems. But revolutionaries expect adversity, expect to be fought every inch of the way by an entrenched ruling class, expect to confront danger and demoralization and overcome it, with creativity and audacity.

1246 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:49:13pm

re: #1243 Wishing

Not to worry, we will all pitch in a few pennnies to get your sorry self out of Ojail.

Ta...:)

1247 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:49:55pm

re: #1245 Sharmuta

Of course, we face adversity in our work. In the face of adversity and fear, liberalism collapses in self-pity, while dogmatism creates magic solutions to real problems. But revolutionaries expect adversity, expect to be fought every inch of the way by an entrenched ruling class, expect to confront danger and demoralization and overcome it, with creativity and audacity.

Name that quote, avanti!

1248 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:50:15pm

re: #1141 Iron Fist

1249 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:50:22pm

re: #1222 avanti

Colin Powell is on the Right?!? Being a Republican is not a guarantee of being on the Right/Conservative. You might as well call McCain the epitome of Conservatism. You'd be just as wrong.

1250 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:50:37pm

re: #1236 zombie

Jeffery Dahmer just signed it and asked if he could eat Rush after the Democrats kill him.

1251 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:50:58pm

re: #1247 Sharmuta

snip: magic solutions to real problems

Four years of the magic show.
Sigh.

1252 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:51:34pm

re: #1210 FurryOldGuyJeans

I read it; now will you stop Hectoring me? ;)

Yea, Ayre's is a far left asshole, so were a half dozen professors I've worked with. I read Mein Kempt too, but decided being a Nazi was uncool. Mao was more interesting, but just as full of crap.

1253 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:51:36pm

re: #1250 karmic_inquisitor

Jeffery Dahmer just signed it and asked if he could eat Rush after the Democrats kill him.

Saul Alinsky signed, said good work with Rule #13.

1254 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:51:40pm

re: #1251 Wishing

snip: magic solutions to real problems

Four years of the magic show.
Sigh.

That was my favorite part, and that's why we all get unicorns.

1255 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:52:13pm

re: #1252 avanti

Did you read that link or what?!

1256 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:53:08pm

re: #1252 avanti

Yea, Ayre's is a far left asshole, so were a half dozen professors I've worked with. I read Mein Kempt too, but decided being a Nazi was uncool. Mao was more interesting, but just as full of crap.

So why are you so supportive of someone that is steeped deep in the ideals of Socialism?

1257 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:53:41pm

re: #1253 jcm

Saul Alinsky signed, said good work with Rule #13.

Saul and Jeffery probably have the same zip code: 66666-6666

1258 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:54:15pm

re: #1250 karmic_inquisitor

"I love Obama so much. I don't know why, but I do. Where is my unicorn?"

1259 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:54:16pm

re: #1235 Stonemason

When is he going to move to the middle? he sure did start on the left.

You will not be surprised to learn that he's about where I want him to be socially. I'm not nuts about the bail out stuff by either GW or Obama, but hope they were both right and I was wrong.

1260 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:54:22pm

re: #1255 Sharmuta

Did you read that link or what?!

First rule of Obamatons - stop reading, start feeling.

1261 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:54:40pm

re: #1142 jcm

It is a war of nerves, a forever war. It's exhausting and depressing, necessary.

Oh, and thanks for posting the rules in such easy to digest format--very instructive, you can see them in action alllll around us. Also instructive are the 48 Laws of Power (Greene) which for awhile was a fun little parlor game in the Obama-watch pre-Pres.

What Obama is doing to Rush Limbaugh is really straight out of the playbook. First move in the censor wars. (begun the censor wars have)

I understand that people, conservative people, moderate people, liberal people, find Rush obnoxious. What ever. We better draw the line with him, though, because he's the (big yellow) canary wedged in the mineshaft for this battle in the war against communism.

They had their first great success with instilling irrational hate with the assault against RMN back in the day, and never got over themselves. How many political/cultural opponents have they demonized and marginalized in the years since then? And it goes on long after their opponents have moved on, out of power, into the grave. Oh, I just remembered: Frost/Nixon, and of course Oliver Stone, with "W" Their capacity for hate and vindictiveness is limitless.

In the 16th Century zealots would dig up heretics, prop them up in the witness box, berate and judge and sentence them, AGAIN AND AGAIN, then hang their bones on a gibbet....talk about gettin' Medieval on yer'ass

1262 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:54:48pm

re: #1247 Sharmuta

Name that quote, avanti!

Abe Lincoln.
/

1263 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:55:20pm

re: #1249 FurryOldGuyJeans

Actually, compared to Powell, McCain IS "on the right."

1264 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:55:39pm

re: #1258 Racer X

"I love Obama so much. I don't know why, but I do. Where is my unicorn?"

I wonder if Uni Corn has signed it? What is her zip code?

1265 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:55:46pm
1266 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:56:03pm

Totally OT:

Slipped out on the ice tonight in front of a local restaurant that hadn't salted their walkway. Twisted both the knee and the ankle of my right leg, and hit my head going down on the granite ledge of their big picture window. I can already barely walk and I know it's going to be worse in the morning. Aside from wondering if I should sue them, I'd like to know if anyone has experience with this kind of injury, and knows how to mitigate it and shorten the "downtime". There's no broken bones that I can feel, just hyperextension. If I went to the hospital they'd surely waste a lot of time and give me a Tylenol. Got those.

Anyone?

1267 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:56:11pm

re: #1175 albusteve

..some vets support BO...

Yes ... some .. not many.

1268 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:56:26pm

re: #1234 karmic_inquisitor

Maybe the Democrats will raise everyone's IQ score by 10 points as part of the stimulus package.
/

They'll just rescale the IQ scale; call it "IQ inflation"
We already have "grade inflation"; this is next.

1269 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:56:45pm

Ayers is an asshole- the type of an asshole the future President could turn to to use his living room to start his political career. The type of asshole the future President worked closely with for years. The type of asshole who already though "audacity" was a tool to create political solutions.

1270 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:57:20pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

My new grandson!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

1271 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:57:22pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

My new grandson!

Aww! Wonderful! And he does look a bit distressed to be leaving!
How old is he? Name?

1272 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:57:24pm

re: #1169 avantiSigh. It is not illegal to be a member of the Communist Party USA. NO, really, it isn't. So we couldn't impeach Obama on those grounds. No more than we can impeach him for lying his ass off to the voters of this country to get elected.
But we can and should watch him VERY CLOSELY because I don't think he Likes America and I know he doesn't respect America - for reasons which have been laid out for you by any number of LGFer's.
He has made some missteps in my mind already - none that rise to the level of impeachment (high crimes and misdemeanors) but his narcissistic personality (h/t Sharmuta and others) as evidenced by that little interview he gave Al-Arabyia TV makes him think he's the leader of the World and he needs to be reminded that he is the leader of AMERICA. PERIOD. His obligation is to do what's right for AMERICA and while that will sometimes necessitate his doing things for other nations, he should only be doing those things because by doing so he will be doing RIGHT by AMERICA. So he closes Gitmo (not really, but the Left and MSM hear what they want to hear) so he goes on a Hamas supporting TV station to mention - in passing - that he has Muslims in his family, although he didn't see fit to disclose that before election day, so he fights with HIS CHOSEN Secretary of Defense about America's nuclear deterrent and he hasn't even been POTUS for 10 days yet.
Yeah, I think Obama has socialist and perhaps communist tendencies, but I also think that his narcissistic personality is ill-suited to Communism - but he does most certainly bear close watching.

1273 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:57:26pm

re: #1255 Sharmuta

Did you read that link or what?!

I don't think so, considering he dredged up so many other names.

Hey dude, it's Mein Kampf, not Mein Kempt.

1274 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:57:37pm

re: #1266 Cato the Elder

Totally OT:

Slipped out on the ice tonight in front of a local restaurant that hadn't salted their walkway. Twisted both the knee and the ankle of my right leg, and hit my head going down on the granite ledge of their big picture window. I can already barely walk and I know it's going to be worse in the morning. Aside from wondering if I should sue them, I'd like to know if anyone has experience with this kind of injury, and knows how to mitigate it and shorten the "downtime". There's no broken bones that I can feel, just hyperextension. If I went to the hospital they'd surely waste a lot of time and give me a Tylenol. Got those.

Anyone?

Seek medical treatment. Now. Especially if you are contemplating legal action.

1275 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:58:23pm

re: #1266 Cato the Elder

If you do go to the hospital, stop on the way and snap some pics of the sidewalk area. Just in case.

1276 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:58:23pm

re: #1263 wolfie

Actually, compared to Powell, McCain IS "on the right."

Ahem, I said McCain is Conservative, not on the right. ;)

1277 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:58:33pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

He is just adorable!

1278 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:58:49pm

re: #1189 FurryOldGuyJeans

Which negates "Marxism is a BAD thing" to "Marxism is a GOOD thing".

I am an anticommunist. I'm sorry if my toss-off remark made it seem otherwise, it miscarried.

1279 Cheechako  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:59:24pm

Regarding that egg thingy thing, I wonder (and hope) Charles has an undercover Lizard inside collecting information.

1280 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:59:24pm

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter.

1281 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:59:34pm

How do we know that someone is a veteran?

1282 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:59:44pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

My new grandson!

Oooh, something cute and adorable to coo over. Thanks for the pic. :)

1283 Killian Bundy  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:59:50pm

I tried to move it here, but the post exceeds the LGF word limit. Who and what is Obama working for? We have a problem.

/anyway, if you don't like blog pimping, and I don't, don't click

1284 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 9:59:58pm

re: #1274 Racer X

Seek medical treatment. Now. Especially if you are contemplating legal action.

Excellent advice.

1285 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:00:40pm

The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

1286 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:01:24pm

re: #1266 Cato the Elder

Ouch! I hope you are feeling better. Cold compress and an anti-inflamatory is probably all you can do for now. And watch out for your back - it is easy for a "limp" to cause your back to go out if you bend down wrong or carry something.

JMO.

1287 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:01:31pm

re: #1281 MandyManners

How do we know that someone is a veteran?

One usually relies on their word, followed up by proof with discharge papers?
not sure.

1288 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:01:32pm

re: #1280 Dustyvet

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter.

Yep.......

1289 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:01:57pm

re: #1269 Sharmuta

Ayers is an asshole- the type of an asshole the future President could turn to to use his living room to start his political career. The type of asshole the future President worked closely with for years. The type of asshole who already though "audacity" was a tool to create political solutions.

Agreed - an email I sent to St. Mary's in response to their BS about paying for him to desecrate the BA.

Thank you Lloyd,

Here are the problems I still have.

St. Mary's is paying a confessed murderer and terrorist to physically be in close proximity to me and my family. I know it's legal - it is the principle. The Government of Canada just denied him physical entry - what do they know that you folks are missing?

St. Mary's is using monies that alumni and community members have provided in one way or another to fund this.

Technology exists - and has for some time - that the speech and Q&A could have been done without Ayers physical presence. Wasn't it CNN that showed off holograph technology during the election?

I feel like the January Term committee acted with arrogance and indifference to the Bay Area community as a whole. Are some of them members of the Berkeley City Council?

Maybe the January Term committee has decided to bring St. Mary's into the national spotlight by provoking protest demonstrations.

One outcome of this thoughtless, unforgivable, transgression will be lower revenue for St. Mary's in the future. The alumni I have communicated with, have indicated they are through giving to St. Mary's because of this action. And all others that I and my family know will be encouraged to do the same.

I am a 4th generation Bay Area resident. I will be at St. Mary's Wednesday January 28, 2009 6:00pm-8:30pm to protest a confessed murderer and terrorist being welcomed by and allowed to speak at St. Mary's. Unbelievable!

My parents, grandparents and great-grandparents must be rolling over in their crypts at Mountain View Cemetery along with many, many others.

Shame on you and may God ultimately forgive those responsible for and supportive of this desecration.

I never will.

1290 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:00pm

re: #1278 Joan

I am an anticommunist. I'm sorry if my toss-off remark made it seem otherwise, it miscarried.

I just found it a bit strange that you apparently were praising Marxism. Thank you for the explanation.

I know I have said LOTS of things that have miscarried from what I intended to mean. ;)

1291 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:18pm

re: #1256 FurryOldGuyJeans

So why are you so supportive of someone that is steeped deep in the ideals of Socialism?

He's steeped in a lot, from Mao to Lincoln, he's read from Atlas Shrugged to the Little Red book. So no, it does not bother me that he was intellectually curious. In his books he talks about his far left college years, what he learned and what he discarded. BTW, even if he was a Commie, which I dispute, he'll be restrained by Congress and the courts before he takes you house, guns and faith.

1292 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:22pm

re: #1271 Wishing

Aww! Wonderful! And he does look a bit distressed to be leaving!
How old is he? Name?

Chase William Taylor Staus.

Isn't he just the cutest thing you ever saw!?!?
(I know he's not to you but he IS to me!)
Grammy will be babysitting from Saturday night to Monday!
YEE HAAAWWW!
My hubby is already frowning over how much I am spending on him!

1293 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:24pm

re: #1266 Cato the Elder

Totally OT:

Slipped out on the ice tonight in front of a local restaurant that hadn't salted their walkway. Twisted both the knee and the ankle of my right leg, and hit my head going down on the granite ledge of their big picture window. I can already barely walk and I know it's going to be worse in the morning. Aside from wondering if I should sue them, I'd like to know if anyone has experience with this kind of injury, and knows how to mitigate it and shorten the "downtime". There's no broken bones that I can feel, just hyperextension. If I went to the hospital they'd surely waste a lot of time and give me a Tylenol. Got those.

Anyone?

It sounds like you are in pretty rough shape.
Go to the hospital tonight for xrays and then go to your family physician tomorrow.
Don't play doctor or lawyer yourself. Get professional help.

1294 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:28pm

re: #1205 Walter L. Newton
ROTFLMAO! Hey, I'm older than you and have prostate cancer - I buy toilet paper by the case now! LOL!

1295 kahall  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:33pm

re: #1258 Racer X

"I love Obama so much. I don't know why, but I do. Where is my unicorn?"

It's over there, under the rainbow. See it? You want a lollipop?

1296 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:41pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

Whoa! Look at those big dark eyes!
That baby looks really serious, too.
Like he's ticked at the paparazzi.
(You did get him to sign a release form, didn't you?!)

1297 Render  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:48pm

[Link: www.spotcrime.com...]

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1298 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:02:58pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

My new grandson!

I don't want to freak you out, but that looks just like many of my baby pictures. My grandma says I was the angriest looking baby she ever saw.

/probably nuthin' to worry about, your grandson could just as easily end up being "normal"

1299 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:03:12pm

re: #1281 MandyManners

How do we know that someone is a veteran?

You don't. Which I assume is the point.

1300 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:03:56pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

My new grandson!

Oh...how cute....congratulations.....

1301 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:04:07pm

re: #1274 Racer X

Seek medical treatment. Now. Especially if you are contemplating legal action.

Thanks. It's one in the morning here and if you knew the local emergency room, you'd understand why I'm staying away. I'll go to see my real doctor tomorrow.

I'm pretty sure I won't sue, because my instinct tells me that there'll be no permanent damage, and I honestly am not one of those people who just look for the opportunity to make a buck.

We'll see what my doctor says.

1302 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:04:28pm

re: #1289 Bobibutu

Damn! Really well said.

1303 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:04:42pm

re: #1292 Typicalwhitey

Chase William Taylor Staus.

Isn't he just the cutest thing you ever saw!?!?
(I know he's not to you but he IS to me!)
Grammy will be babysitting from Saturday night to Monday!
YEE HAAAWWW!
My hubby is already frowning over how much I am spending on him!

Hey I say indulge him and yourself! This is when you get to have FUN with a baby! Enjoy!
And my deepest congratulations!

1304 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:05:05pm

re: #1298 Slumbering Behemoth

I don't want to freak you out, but that looks just like many of my baby pictures. My grandma says I was the angriest looking baby she ever saw.

/probably nuthin' to worry about, your grandson could just as easily end up being "normal"


Normal in our family is relative ;)

1305 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:05:24pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

My new grandson!

It may help if you pull that plug from his face. I think you're suppose to do that with in 24 hours after they're born. Maybe that's why he has that puckered look on his face.
/

He's a cutey.

1306 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:05:39pm

re: #1274 Racer X

Seek medical treatment. Now. Especially if you are contemplating legal action.

In the words of my departed attorney father.

"Always call for an ambulance no mater how you feel"

Let the attorneys sort it out.

1307 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:07:18pm

re: #1291 avanti

He's steeped in a lot, from Mao to Lincoln, he's read from Atlas Shrugged to the Little Red book. So no, it does not bother me that he was intellectually curious. In his books he talks about his far left college years, what he learned and what he discarded. BTW, even if he was a Commie, which I dispute, he'll be restrained by Congress and the courts before he takes you house, guns and faith.

I think you would get a lot from reading Herbert Marcuse's One Dimensional Man. It is online.

If you want to skip to the key parts, read about "negation".

This is the core Obama strategem.

1308 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:07:27pm

re: #1230 Racer X

Dude.

Stanley was certainly on the fringe. I don't know much about grandma.

grandma worked to pay the bills.

1309 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:07:42pm

re: #1219 Typicalwhitey
Well shit Typicalwhitey - they want your name address and etc before you can comment not vote.
Screw that and them. I'd give 'em my name and address if I could vote, but no one's gonna find my comment anywhere.
Bunch of mutts.

1310 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:07:42pm

re: #1306 Bobibutu

In the words of my departed attorney father.
"Always call for an ambulance no mater how you feel"

LOL. That is really funny.

1311 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:07:58pm

re: #1291 avanti

He's steeped in a lot, from Mao to Lincoln, he's read from Atlas Shrugged to the Little Red book. So no, it does not bother me that he was intellectually curious. In his books he talks about his far left college years, what he learned and what he discarded. BTW, even if he was a Commie, which I dispute, he'll be restrained by Congress and the courts before he takes you house, guns and faith.

From the thrust of his policies and stated objective there is nothing but full-press Socialism intended. And so far the Congress has shown few signs of restraining any policy objectives the man wants.

But you won't deign to even look at the links people give you to read so you can remain comfortably intellectually incurious.

1312 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:08:04pm

re: #1308 ggt

grandma worked to pay the bills.

A republican? Who would have guessed!

1313 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:08:06pm

re: #1303 Wishing

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I am truly overjoyed!

My daughter was engaged, planning a wedding, they were looking at houses and two days after she told him "oopsie" he broke it off.
She tried so hard to get that looser back because she wanted to have a complete family.
He told her tonight that he wanted a dna test, to stop calling him and he really wanted nothing to do with the baby.

I am speechless.

1314 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:08:13pm

re: #1291 avanti

He's steeped in a lot, from Mao to Lincoln, he's read from Atlas Shrugged to the Little Red book. So no, it does not bother me that he was intellectually curious. In his books he talks about his far left college years, what he learned and what he discarded. BTW, even if he was a Commie, which I dispute, he'll be restrained by Congress and the courts before he takes you house, guns and faith.

Oh, this (D) controlled congress?

"US Senator, If I could have banned them all - 'Mr. and Mrs. America turn in your guns' - I would have!"
Diane Feinstein 60 Minutes, Feb 5 1995

I've read all that too. I didn't graduate from college and go to work for a Alinskyite group, sit in the pews listening to Liberation Theology for 20 years, run as a New Party Candidate, or get my intro in the living room of a Marxist Terrorists.

Many read the books, few spend their lives seeking fellow travelers.

1315 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:08:19pm

re: #1266 Cato the Elder

Totally OT:

Slipped out on the ice tonight in front of a local restaurant that hadn't salted their walkway. Twisted both the knee and the ankle of my right leg, and hit my head going down on the granite ledge of their big picture window. I can already barely walk and I know it's going to be worse in the morning. Aside from wondering if I should sue them, I'd like to know if anyone has experience with this kind of injury, and knows how to mitigate it and shorten the "downtime". There's no broken bones that I can feel, just hyperextension. If I went to the hospital they'd surely waste a lot of time and give me a Tylenol. Got those.

Anyone?


Seek medical attention......you never know what culd happen when hitting head.....and also...neck injuries can happen from falls.....
aunt fell in restaurant month ago....out of state....did not go to hopital...after several days....neck pain...and numb down arm and hand....also caused some bleeding behind the eye......better waste some time.....and be safe..

1316 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:08:27pm

re: #1286 karmic_inquisitor

Ouch! I hope you are feeling better. Cold compress and an anti-inflamatory is probably all you can do for now. And watch out for your back - it is easy for a "limp" to cause your back to go out if you bend down wrong or carry something.

JMO.

Thanks. Luckily I have a walking stick that I made when I was in college. Sassafras wood with a natural twist from a vine that grew around the young tree. I must have seen this coming back then! (The picture is not mine, just looks similar.)

1317 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:08:32pm

It's pretty simple really.

Don't bitch at us and say we're name calling when we've backed up our assertions but the offended party refuses to look at them.

1318 So?  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:08:54pm

If the hand were holding two eggs, at least one could surmise he has some balls.

1319 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:09:16pm

re: #1305 Walter L. Newton

It may help if you pull that plug from his face. I think you're suppose to do that with in 24 hours after they're born. Maybe that's why he has that puckered look on his face.
/

He's a cutey.

He is the most serious baby I have ever seen!

1320 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:09:34pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey

What an asshole. Your daughter is better of without him.

1321 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:09:41pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I am truly overjoyed!

My daughter was engaged, planning a wedding, they were looking at houses and two days after she told him "oopsie" he broke it off.
She tried so hard to get that looser back because she wanted to have a complete family.
He told her tonight that he wanted a dna test, to stop calling him and he really wanted nothing to do with the baby.

I am speechless.

His loss. Nothing in life is more satisfying (or challenging) than being a parent.

1322 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:09:52pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I am truly overjoyed!

My daughter was engaged, planning a wedding, they were looking at houses and two days after she told him "oopsie" he broke it off.
She tried so hard to get that looser back because she wanted to have a complete family.
He told her tonight that he wanted a dna test, to stop calling him and he really wanted nothing to do with the baby.

I am speechless.

To be honest, I am sorry for your difficulties, but that is not the kind of guy who you want that precious grandbaby calling *dad*. Just as well, IMO.

1323 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:10:21pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey

I'm so sorry.

1324 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:10:56pm

re: #1222 avanti
Colin Powell is not on "the right"; Colin Powell voted for Obama because Obama's black. Period. And if Powell DIDN'T come out for Obama (when the polls all had Obama ahead - some by wide margins when Powell came out for him) then Powell could forget all about getting any more of his VERY LUCRATIVE speaking gigs.

1325 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:11:15pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I am truly overjoyed!

My daughter was engaged, planning a wedding, they were looking at houses and two days after she told him "oopsie" he broke it off.
She tried so hard to get that looser back because she wanted to have a complete family.
He told her tonight that he wanted a dna test, to stop calling him and he really wanted nothing to do with the baby.

I am speechless.

I doubt a DNA test is needed to have him sign over his parental rights. Go for it before he wakes-up and decides he wants a family. He's a bum and better to be rid of him early on.

1326 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:11:28pm

re: #1266 Cato the Elder

Totally OT:

Slipped out on the ice tonight in front of a local restaurant that hadn't salted their walkway. Twisted both the knee and the ankle of my right leg, and hit my head going down on the granite ledge of their big picture window. I can already barely walk and I know it's going to be worse in the morning. Aside from wondering if I should sue them, I'd like to know if anyone has experience with this kind of injury, and knows how to mitigate it and shorten the "downtime". There's no broken bones that I can feel, just hyperextension. If I went to the hospital they'd surely waste a lot of time and give me a Tylenol. Got those.

Anyone?

go to the hospital so you have a paper-trail, in case, you decide to go after them.

1327 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:11:29pm

re: #1302 Sharmuta

Damn! Really well said.

Thanks Hon - I unloaded on them one on one by phone as well ... heh ... wish I knew what flight he's coming in on and which airport... Grrrrrrrrr

1328 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:11:35pm

re: #1322 Wishing

To be honest, I am sorry for your difficulties, but that is not the kind of guy who you want that precious grandbaby calling *dad*. Just as well, IMO.

You are so right.
It makes it all the worse because her mom left her when she was 6 weeks old, the hubby raised her and her two brothers until I came along.

The dad is a frikkin school teacher, if you can believe that!

1329 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:12:03pm

re: #1281 MandyManners

How do we know that someone is a veteran?

Ask for their DD 214, their VA card, their appointment to rank certificate, maybe just a war story pop quiz.

1330 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:12:10pm

re: #1314 jcm

Oh, this (D) controlled congress?

"US Senator, If I could have banned them all - 'Mr. and Mrs. America turn in your guns' - I would have!"
Diane Feinstein 60 Minutes, Feb 5 1995

I've read all that too. I didn't graduate from college and go to work for a Alinskyite group, sit in the pews listening to Liberation Theology for 20 years, run as a New Party Candidate, or get my intro in the living room of a Marxist Terrorists.

Many read the books, few spend their lives seeking fellow travelers.

Let's not forget the Supreme Court that will resist letting them take away our guns and our homes brought us KELO V NEW LONDON.

1331 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:12:16pm

re: #1316 Cato the Elder

Thanks. Luckily I have a walking stick that I made when I was in college. Sassafras wood with a natural twist from a vine that grew around the young tree. I must have seen this coming back then! (The picture is not mine, just looks similar.)

Iburprofen 800 mg every six hours, which is 4 200 mg over the counter tablets. You have to get a therapeutic level or an anti-inflamatory in your system to do any good. But don't do that on an empty stomach.

And see a doctor ASAP. You don't know if you have any small fractures or cracks etc.

1332 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:12:28pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I am truly overjoyed!

My daughter was engaged, planning a wedding, they were looking at houses and two days after she told him "oopsie" he broke it off.
She tried so hard to get that looser back because she wanted to have a complete family.
He told her tonight that he wanted a dna test, to stop calling him and he really wanted nothing to do with the baby.

I am speechless.

Congratulations on the New Addition.

And on finding out sooner the guy isn't a man.
Men take care of their responsibilities, oopsie or not.
*sorry pet peeve*

1333 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:12:39pm

re: #1328 Typicalwhitey

The dad is a frikkin school teacher, if you can believe that!

Un. Real.

1334 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:12:45pm

re: #1324 realwest

Powell voted for 0bama because he's a democrat.

1335 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:12:57pm

re: #1328 Typicalwhitey

You are so right.
It makes it all the worse because her mom left her when she was 6 weeks old, the hubby raised her and her two brothers until I came along.

The dad is a frikkin school teacher, if you can believe that!

Good riddance, I say. Time to move on with her new adorable little boy!

1336 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:13:16pm

re: #1310 Spare O'Lake

LOL. That is really funny.

It's funny .. but that's where the money is.

1337 tradewind  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:13:21pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

Simply adorable. Congratulations.... he's a keeper.

1338 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:13:40pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey

Your daughter is so much better off without that steaming pile of excrement.

1339 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:13:55pm

re: #1297 Render

[Link: www.spotcrime.com...]

DO
WHAT?,
R

Render, I'll see you that and raise you Baltimore.

1340 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:14:02pm

re: #1332 jcm

Congratulations on the New Addition.

And on finding out sooner the guy isn't a man.
Men take care of their responsibilities, oopsie or not.
*sorry pet peeve*


Agreed.
Broke my heart to hear her crying tonight, saying she was sorry, that her dad and I were right about him all along.

1341 William  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:14:43pm

Obama has an egg, Reagan had "Bronco Buster" in bronze by Frederic Remington -- clouded "nuance" versus raw American exceptionalism.

1342 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:15:04pm

re: #1334 Sharmuta

Powell voted for 0bama because he's a democrat.

I highly doubt that is the real reason. But I don't want to "color" my perceptions any.

1343 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:15:23pm

re: #1338 FurryOldGuyJeans

Your daughter is so much better off without that steaming pile of excrement.


Thank you.
I can guarantee you that if my hubby and I can help it he will lack nothing including a whole lotta love!

1344 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:16:27pm

re: #1340 Typicalwhitey

Don't let her feel regret about it. She has a beautiful son who will bless her life more than she knows. No regrets!

1345 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:16:46pm

re: #1340 Typicalwhitey

Agreed.
Broke my heart to hear her crying tonight, saying she was sorry, that her dad and I were right about him all along.

{Typicalwhitey}

1346 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:16:52pm

re: #1343 Typicalwhitey

Thank you.
I can guarantee you that if my hubby and I can help it he will lack nothing including a whole lotta love!

Love is only good when you give it away free in mass quantities. ;)

1347 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:16:58pm

re: #1311 FurryOldGuyJeans

From the thrust of his policies and stated objective there is nothing but full-press Socialism intended. And so far the Congress has shown few signs of restraining any policy objectives the man wants.

But you won't deign to even look at the links people give you to read so you can remain comfortably intellectually incurious.

Guys, All the links in the world won't tell me how the guy will govern, just how you "Think" he will govern. I'm going to give him a chance, it's that simple I can not predict the future.

1348 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:17:15pm

re: #1229 Walter L. Newton
LOL! Why yes, in fact I am going to go through the next four years DISRESPECTING everyone that voted for him.
And I won't have to ask them who they voted for, all I have to do is get into a conversation with them about almost anything (and I already know who about 95% of my associates voted for, they volunteered the information).
But lest you think I am of cold heart, please remember that I am disrespecting people who believe in Hope and Change without any fucking clue what Obama meant by those words and who have put MY America in serious jeopardy.
So I think they are worthy of my disrespect, nay, even contempt.

1349 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:17:38pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey

She might want to not get the DNA test done if she doesn't want him in her life for the next 18 years. What an asshole.

1350 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:18:26pm

re: #1347 avanti

Guys, All the links in the world won't tell me how the guy will govern, just how you "Think" he will govern. I'm going to give him a chance, it's that simple I can not predict the future.

That's not the point! You're complaining we're calling him names with no justification. That's just not true. So we give you links to back up our assertions and you ignore them.

Don't you EVER tell us we're calling him names he hasn't earned EVER again!

1351 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:19:47pm

re: #1349 MandyManners

She might want to not get the DNA test done if she doesn't want him in her life for the next 18 years. What an asshole.

...and she then needs a sign off from him for his parental rights, so as he doesn't appear on her schoolyard in 10 years.

1352 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:20:04pm

re: #1347 avanti

Guys, All the links in the world won't tell me how the guy will govern, just how you "Think" he will govern. I'm going to give him a chance, it's that simple I can not predict the future.

Gee, stated policies and objectives tell you nothing of how the man will govern. So you expecting all those campaign promises to be nothing but lies? I heard what he said he would do and I am going to take him at his word. You want to ignore everything so you get your unicorn.

1353 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:20:05pm

Milorad "Rod" R. Blagojevich approval ratings have sunk to 7%.

1354 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:20:11pm

re: #1340 Typicalwhitey

Poor girl. That breaks my heart. She needs to focus on that beautiful child that she is about to have. That is easier said than done, at this stage.

1355 Render  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:20:14pm

re: #1339 Cato the Elder

Throw in PG County and we got a trifecta of BS exposure.

AA and Fairfax are icing on the cake.

LIES
DAMNED LIES
AND
STATISTICS,
R

1356 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:20:39pm

re: #1347 avanti

Guys, All the links in the world won't tell me how the guy will govern, just how you "Think" he will govern. I'm going to give him a chance, it's that simple I can not predict the future.

Given that he has absolutely no experience as an executive, you are right.

We have no friggun idea.

Which is the point.

So why did you vote for him?

1357 Gretchen G.Tiger  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:20:51pm

weet dreams all!

1358 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:21:01pm

re: #1353 Dustyvet

Milorad "Rod" R. Blagojevich approval ratings have sunk to 7%.

How'd ya like to meet one of those 7% ?

1359 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:21:06pm

re: #1349 MandyManners

She might want to not get the DNA test done if she doesn't want him in her life for the next 18 years. What an asshole.

She said tonight that she was not going to do it for that very reason.
She had to have a cesarean and went back to work two weeks later, which is way too soon imo.
The asshole told her that lots of people do that and he was not going to help her financially either since she is able to work!

1360 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:21:52pm

re: #1347 avanti

"Going to give him a chance". Like we have a choice.

1361 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:22:07pm

re: #1360 rawmuse

"Going to give him a chance". Like we have a choice.

lolol

1362 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:22:28pm

re: #1357 ggt

Nite. Have a great day.

I'm enjoying posting a bit. Have had two crazy weeks & not much time here.

1363 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:22:29pm

re: #1351 unrealizedviewpoint

...and she then needs a sign off from him for his parental rights, so as he doesn't appear on her schoolyard in 10 years.

He has no parental rights that are recognized by a court.

1364 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:22:37pm

re: #1346 FurryOldGuyJeans

Love is only good when you give it away free in mass quantities. ;)

His first words are going to be....STOP kissing me Grammy!

1365 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:22:40pm

Don't let avanti get away with moving the goal posts.

This all started because we were "name calling", as if our research didn't justify calling 0bama a marxist. It's not our fault avanti was duped into voting for a marxist, but now avanti wants to be offended we'd call him such a thing.

1366 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:22:50pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey
Hey Mazel Tov - good looking kid, too!

1367 Erik The Red  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:23:01pm

Posted this on the hopen thread yesterday. Re-posting for those that missed it. 44's First 100 Minutes.

1368 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:23:07pm

re: #1350 Sharmuta

That's not the point! You're complaining we're calling him names with no justification. That's just not true. So we give you links to back up our assertions and you ignore them.

Don't you EVER tell us we're calling him names he hasn't earned EVER again!

He has flatly admitted that links don't mean a thing for him. So now we can safely ignore the shite he links to as well since they don't mean anything.

1369 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:23:15pm

re: #1360 rawmuse

"Going to give him a chance". Like we have a choice.

Maybe that's why I was so open to the idea on the 20th? :)

1370 Joan  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:23:30pm

re: #1136 Spare O'Lake

I'm glad you didn't direct that question ova here.

seems like folks got real het-up tonight....ova-wrought

1371 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:23:46pm

re: #1347 avanti

Guys, All the links in the world won't tell me how the guy will govern, just how you "Think" he will govern. I'm going to give him a chance, it's that simple I can not predict the future.

So you think he'll throw off 47 years of Marxist indoctrination and govern differently?

What in his history, in his campaign makes you think that?

1372 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:05pm

re: #1364 Typicalwhitey

His first words are going to be....STOP kissing me Grammy!

You better not listen. ;)

1373 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:12pm

re: #1363 MandyManners

He has no parental rights that are recognized by a court.

That is true.
She refused to put his name on the birth certificate, she was actually afraid he would try to take him from her.

1374 Dustyvet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:20pm

re: #1358 unrealizedviewpoint

How'd ya like to meet one of those 7% ?

It's bad enough that I live in Illinois.:(

And things not looking to good in Minnesota either...

1375 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:20pm

re: #1359 Typicalwhitey

She said tonight that she was not going to do it for that very reason.
She had to have a cesarean and went back to work two weeks later, which is way too soon imo.
The asshole told her that lots of people do that and he was not going to help her financially either since she is able to work!

I think that's the way to go.

Wait 'til he's old and grey and wants to "find" his child. I hope she/he laughs in his face.

1376 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:25pm

re: #1266 Cato the Elder
GO TO THE ER NOW. IF you hit your head, you are not in a postion to judge how serious the injury might have been.
I'm NOT JOKING - GO TO AN ER, NOW.

1377 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:30pm

re: #1341 William

Obama has an egg, Reagan had "Bronco Buster" in bronze by Frederic Remington -- clouded "nuance" versus raw American exceptionalism.

Reagan: Peace through Strength
0bama: Peace through Surrender

1378 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:50pm

re: #1366 realwest

Hey Mazel Tov - good looking kid, too!

Kinda looks like his uncle Real eh?
LOL

1379 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:52pm

re: #1363 MandyManners

He has no parental rights that are recognized by a court.

Is he the named father on the birth certificate? If he is, then he does.

1380 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:24:54pm

re: #1359 Typicalwhitey

She said tonight that she was not going to do it for that very reason.
She had to have a cesarean and went back to work two weeks later, which is way too soon imo.
The asshole told her that lots of people do that and he was not going to help her financially either since she is able to work!

Bloody bastard. Tell her to stick to her guns and keep him kicked to the curb.

1381 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:25:04pm

re: #1367 Erik The Red

Posted this on the hopen thread yesterday. Re-posting for those that missed it. 44's First 100 Minutes.

It looks like MAD magazine won't be receiving any benefit from the economic stimulus package.

1382 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:25:15pm

re: #1304 Typicalwhitey

Normal in our family is relative ;)

Indeed. I happen to find angry looking babies adorable.

/but then, I ain't "normal"

Congrats on the grandson, he looks healthy.

1383 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:25:19pm

re: #1367 Erik The Red

Posted this on the hopen thread yesterday. Re-posting for those that missed it. 44's First 100 Minutes.

That would be a great avatar.

1384 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:25:33pm

re: #1371 jcm

So you think he'll throw off 47 years of Marxist indoctrination and govern differently?

What in his history, in his campaign makes you think that?

He likes the man, so obviously we all are liars and racists.

1385 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:25:43pm

re: #1365 Sharmuta

Don't let avanti get away with moving the goal posts.

This all started because we were "name calling", as if our research didn't justify calling 0bama a marxist. It's not our fault avanti was duped into voting for a marxist, but now avanti wants to be offended we'd call him such a thing.

Second rule of Obamatons - Be offended. Whatever they say, take offense. Remember, all who oppose are part of the attack machine and they are attacking YOU.

1386 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:25:59pm

re: #1373 Typicalwhitey

That is true.
She refused to put his name on the birth certificate, she was actually afraid he would try to take him from her.

Just answered my question, GOOD!

If he want's parental rights, he has to prove paternity. Doesn't sound like he does.

1387 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:26:09pm

re: #1363 MandyManners

He has no parental rights that are recognized by a court.

If he sues for parental rights in a court claiming he's the father they may order a DNA test.

1388 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:26:12pm

BTW, has anyone heard from newsjunkie_Ky tonight?
I read where they (and Arkansas) had an ice storm that left 3 solid inches of ice on the ground and knocked out power to tens of thousands of people in Ky and Ark.
Anyone at all?

1389 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:26:25pm

re: #1381 Walter L. Newton

It looks like MAD magazine won't be receiving any benefit from the economic stimulus package.

What, me worry?

1390 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:26:50pm

re: #1385 karmic_inquisitor

Second rule of Obamatons - Be offended. Whatever they say, take offense. Remember, all who oppose are part of the attack machine and they are attacking YOU.

No wonder the egg mocking is offensive!

1391 Wishing  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:26:56pm

Gnite lizards!
Sleep well.

1392 tradewind  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:27:52pm

re: #1341 William
Really, it's fitting. The whole hopey-changey thing is one big yolk.
**this message brought to you by Gitmo Eggs....where all our chickens are cage-free.

1393 LeePro  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:28:09pm

re: #1359 Typicalwhitey

Just tuned back in, saw your announcement...
CONGRATULATIONS ! ! !
;D

You lucky dog! Both my kids are perpetually engaged.
:(

1394 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:28:29pm

re: #1350 Sharmuta

That's not the point! You're complaining we're calling him names with no justification. That's just not true. So we give you links to back up our assertions and you ignore them.

Don't you EVER tell us we're calling him names he hasn't earned EVER again!

Sorry, I missed the link that proved he was a Commie. I get the association thing, believe me. First assume he's a Commie because he had leftie associates. Further assume that if he's a Commie, more than half the country are Commies for voting for him, and thus anyone serving with his administration are Commies.
On here I'm a Commie for defending Obama, but I was a Fascist for defending GW on KOS. I'm now a Commie NAZI.

1395 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:28:33pm

re: #1390 Sharmuta

No wonder the egg mocking is offensive!

That was obvious from the start. The usual suspects chimed in to parrot the latest talking points.

1396 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:28:54pm

re: #1373 Typicalwhitey

That is true.
She refused to put his name on the birth certificate, she was actually afraid he would try to take him from her.

Has she thought about consulting with a family law attorney to figure out her rights and how to keep this asshole away from her son?

1397 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:29:40pm

re: #1388 realwest

BTW, has anyone heard from newsjunkie_Ky tonight?
I read where they (and Arkansas) had an ice storm that left 3 solid inches of ice on the ground and knocked out power to tens of thousands of people in Ky and Ark.
Anyone at all?

I think I saw newsjunkie_Ky early this evening. Mostly lurking here lately. I have had a couple of rough weeks.

That weather sounds terrible. Planning to call my nephew in Louisville tomorrow. He is due to come out here to Calif. for a visit soon.

1398 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:29:51pm

re: #1396 MandyManners

Has she thought about consulting with a family law attorney to figure out her rights and how to keep this asshole away from her son?

It'll be a short meeting for $300 well spent.

1399 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:29:53pm

OT? [Link: www.goal.org...]

Bill to Criminalize Expired Licenses and Photograph all Lawfully Owned Firearms

1400 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:29:56pm

re: #1394 avanti

No, you are someone that parrots the same bullshit the media dishes out and refuses to listen to an opposing viewpoint.

1401 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:30:48pm

re: #1394 avanti

Sorry, I missed the link that proved he was a Commie. I get the association thing, believe me. First assume he's a Commie because he had leftie associates. Further assume that if he's a Commie, more than half the country are Commies for voting for him, and thus anyone serving with his administration are Commies.
On here I'm a Commie for defending Obama, but I was a Fascist for defending GW on KOS. I'm now a Commie NAZI.

Third rule of Obamatons - conflate, exaggerate and extend.

[who said anything about Nazis? Or Fascists?]

1402 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:30:54pm

re: #1386 jcm

Just answered my question, GOOD!

If he want's parental rights, he has to prove paternity. Doesn't sound like he does.

The clown said he would do a dna test if she didn't involve a lawyer.
First off requesting a dna test is insinuating something that the pig has no right to insinuate.
Second, there is no way anything will be done involving little Chase without my high powered attorney involved. Period.

1403 Render  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:32:05pm

re: #1347 avanti

You have ignored every thing I said to you. You really need to pay attention to what I'm saying, it could be rather important.

#1 Your Stude website has a virus called JS/Downloader . agent, it is located in the picture file Ted[1] . htm

#2 Your website is carrying private information about you that may or may not be suitable on a large public blog that has as extensive a list of stalkers and sworn enemies as this one does.

WISE
UP,
R

1404 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:32:20pm

re: #1394 avanti

You didn't "miss" the link- you ignored it.

No one is calling YOU a commie, no one is calling half the country commies- we're calling 0bama a commie. It's called a strawman argument. It's bullshit, and we Lizards don't tolerate it well.

1405 Scion9  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:32:21pm

re: #1342 FurryOldGuyJeans

I highly doubt that is the real reason. But I don't want to "color" my perceptions any.

Powell has never been a 'right-winger', and for that matter neither are most Republicans that are actually part of the Washington elite. Race may have influenced Powell; it may have been the straw that broke the camel's back, but I highly doubt that his vote was all about race.

There is very little difference between the political philosophy of Republicans and Democrats at this point, and anywhere there is a discernible difference Powell has been Democrat.

1406 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:32:44pm

re: #1387 unrealizedviewpoint

If he sues for parental rights in a court claiming he's the father they may order a DNA test.

Doesn't sound like he's inclined to do so and unless he does, he has no rights.

1407 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:32:54pm

re: #1396 MandyManners

Has she thought about consulting with a family law attorney to figure out her rights and how to keep this asshole away from her son?

Already done.
Unless he presses it in court, nothing needs to be done.
And Mandy, he told her tonight he wants nothing to do with the baby and that if she called him again he would press harassment charges against him.

1408 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:33:10pm

re: #1402 Typicalwhitey

It will all come out in the wash. Either he is, or he ain't. I know the implications of this may sound bad, but here's to hoping he ain't. Dude sounds like a douche.

1409 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:33:13pm

re: #1313 Typicalwhitey
Your daughter - to say nothing of the baby - is better off without him.

1410 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:33:36pm

re: #1398 unrealizedviewpoint

It'll be a short meeting for $300 well spent.

Many attorneys offer free or reduced initial consults.

1411 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:33:46pm

re: #1401 karmic_inquisitor

Third rule of Obamatons - conflate, exaggerate and extend.

[who said anything about Nazis? Or Fascists?]

Fourth Rule: Always "move the goalposts" so your opponent is off the field and arguing something different.

1412 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:34:05pm

re: #1403 Render

You have ignored every thing I said to you. You really need to pay attention to what I'm saying, it could be rather important.

#1 Your Stude website has a virus called JS/Downloader . agent, it is located in the picture file Ted[1] . htm

#2 Your website is carrying private information about you that may or may not be suitable on a large public blog that has as extensive a list of stalkers and sworn enemies as this one does.

WISE
UP,
R

We might be giving you a lot of crap, Avanti, but there are some rabid haters out there that would do you ill for simply having an account here. You are getting good advice.

1413 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:34:06pm

re: #1407 Typicalwhitey

Already done.
Unless he presses it in court, nothing needs to be done.
And Mandy, he told her tonight he wants nothing to do with the baby and that if she called him again he would press harassment charges against himher.

What a pussy.

1414 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:34:54pm

re: #1402 Typicalwhitey

The clown said he would do a dna test if she didn't involve a lawyer.
First off requesting a dna test is insinuating something that the pig has no right to insinuate.
Second, there is no way anything will be done involving little Chase without my high powered attorney involved. Period.

Good.

As a foster / adoptive parent I had to learn the ins and outs of parental rights etc...

When emotions die down a bit you and your daughter and others close to the events should consider sitting down and giving that attorney affidavits re: his stepping out. That way you have an early record of the events should he decided to try to horn back in.

1415 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:35:33pm

re: #1408 Slumbering Behemoth

It will all come out in the wash. Either he is, or he ain't. I know the implications of this may sound bad, but here's to hoping he ain't. Dude sounds like a douche.

I know this is from the Grandchild discussion, but the "sounds like a douche" fits so well into the other raging topic. ;)

1416 melinwy  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:35:55pm

re: #1265 Typicalwhitey

My new grandson!

adorable and congrats.....

1417 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:35:57pm

re: #1402 Typicalwhitey

[Link: www.familytreedna.com...]

1418 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:36:10pm

re: #1408 Slumbering Behemoth

It will all come out in the wash. Either he is, or he ain't. I know the implications of this may sound bad, but here's to hoping he ain't. Dude sounds like a douche.

Actually slumbering, they were engaged, living together, planning a wedding and looking at houses.
He is the father.

He did however, offer to get back together if she got an abortion.
He's lucky I didn't...ahem...harm him for that one.

1419 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:36:24pm

re: #1334 Sharmuta
"Powell voted for 0bama because he's a democrat."
Maybe, but he didn't endorse him because he's a democrat, he endorsed him because he's Black.

1420 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:36:24pm

re: #1402 Typicalwhitey

The clown said he would do a dna test if she didn't involve a lawyer.
First off requesting a dna test is insinuating something that the pig has no right to insinuate.
Second, there is no way anything will be done involving little Chase without my high powered attorney involved. Period.

Of course the jerk doesn't want an attorney involved! Sounds like he thinks he knows it all.

1421 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:36:55pm

Avanti- comment # of the post calling you personally a commie.

1422 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:37:04pm

re: #1407 Typicalwhitey

Already done.
Unless he presses it in court, nothing needs to be done.
And Mandy, he told her tonight he wants nothing to do with the baby and that if she called him again he would press harassment charges against him.

He said that? Get it signed, sealed, and notarized if you can. Legally hang the bastard by the short hairs.

1423 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:37:45pm

re: #1359 Typicalwhitey

She said tonight that she was not going to do it for that very reason.
She had to have a cesarean and went back to work two weeks later, which is way too soon imo.
The asshole told her that lots of people do that and he was not going to help her financially either since she is able to work!

I feel for you. But if this is who the guy is, she's very lucky to have him gone NOW rather than succeeding in talking him into pretending to do the right thing. He would only screw up her life and the child's.

My sister married a wretch who got her pregnant and claimed to love her. Turned out to be an abusive drunk. Divorce. Trial. Drama. Now he gets unsupervised visits (a legally blind drunk!) every other weekend during the school year and every second week in the summer, plus every other holiday. My niece is now six and will have to put up with this guy until she's eighteen, along with my sister. He uses his child as a way to hurt and get even with my sister. He constantly berates her by email, spewing lies about her and my whole family. But the court decided it this way, and we have to live with it. Pray God he doesn't get drunk some time and lose track of her. As I say, he's blind and a self-admitted alcoholic.

You're far better off with this guy gone now, as I know you realize. But you should definitely see a lawyer to take whatever steps are necessary to make sure he can't come back all sentimental-sorry-acting and try to give some judge a line about needing contact with his child. Just because he's on not on the birth certificate doesn't mean he can't/won't make that type of trouble. Get some serious advice.

Your daughter will get over it. The worst thing is to be stuck with an abusive jerk for decades.

God bless.

1424 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:37:50pm

Just because someone was born unto radical Communists, was raised by them, sought them out in their adult lives, AND WROTE 2 BOOKS WITH CHAPTERS ABOUT HOW HE ADMIRES THEM, according to avanti, does not mean that they are a Communist.

After all, things are not ALWAYS the way they seem.

And if things are not ALWAYS the way they seem, then things are NEVER the way the seem.

This is all perfectly logical to avanti.

1425 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:37:56pm

re: #1407 Typicalwhitey

Already done.
Unless he presses it in court, nothing needs to be done.
And Mandy, he told her tonight he wants nothing to do with the baby and that if she called him again he would press harassment charges against him.

Cad. Utter cad.

1426 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:38:11pm

re: #1403 Render

#2 Your website is carrying private information about you that may or may not be suitable on a large public blog that has as extensive a list of stalkers and sworn enemies as this one does.

There are a number of folks who post here who have similar blogs with private info as this. Very dangerous.

1427 Promethea  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:39:00pm

re: #449 big steve

I do a little woodworking as a hobby. Looking closely at the photo and text there are two problems here. First of all, if the hand is Monkey Pod Tree wood, that tree is native of South, Central America and Pacific Islands. It is not native to Africa. Obviously it could be imported to Africa and be carved but that is very unlikely in that there are many many other types of wood simply lying around in Africa to use.

Second, I looked the photo over and to me it actually looks like walnut with the egg being very similar to rock maple. Any other wood workers out there who care to comment?

Why I love LGF. A true National Treasure (in the Japanese sense). Where else can one find this amount of expertise? I don't know. Yet another expert brings his/her talents to the conversation.

1428 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:39:37pm

re: #1418 Typicalwhitey

Actually slumbering, they were engaged, living together, planning a wedding and looking at houses.
He is the father.

He did however, offer to get back together if she got an abortion.
He's lucky I didn't...ahem...harm him for that one.

I know what she's going through. The X demanded I get an abortion.

1429 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:40:14pm

re: #1424 rawmuse

Three words- "Spread the wealth".

1430 kynna  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:40:18pm

re: #1394 avanti

Sorry, I missed the link that proved he was a Commie. I get the association thing, believe me. First assume he's a Commie because he had leftie associates. Further assume that if he's a Commie, more than half the country are Commies for voting for him, and thus anyone serving with his administration are Commies.
On here I'm a Commie for defending Obama, but I was a Fascist for defending GW on KOS. I'm now a Commie NAZI.

No, the guy's not going to come out and say "I'm a communist." His activities in the past, his associations, and his behavior (lock down on all info, bullying) all scream COMMIE!

I swear, if he did come out and say it to your face, you'd want 'proof'.

1431 capitalist piglet  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:40:23pm

re: #1347 avanti

Guys, All the links in the world won't tell me how the guy will govern, just how you "Think" he will govern. I'm going to give him a chance, it's that simple I can not predict the future.

After this outrageous first week, you can't tell yet? What's it going to take?

1432 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:41:02pm

re: #1417 Bobibutu

[Link: www.familytreedna.com...]

re: #1423 Cato the Elder

Thank you but in actuality little Chase is better off without this loser for a dad.
In time she will meet someone else and he will get to be the lucky dad!

1433 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:41:21pm

re: #1404 Sharmuta

You didn't "miss" the link- you ignored it.

No one is calling YOU a commie, no one is calling half the country commies- we're calling 0bama a commie. It's called a strawman argument. It's bullshit, and we Lizards don't tolerate it well.

You did not, I was replying to earlier posts about Commie Vets and anyone voting for Obama being a Commie.

1434 tradewind  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:41:46pm

re: #1414 jcm

Legally, you may want to establish paternity, and then have an attorney draw up a petition seeking to terminate parental rights. Have him sign it, and you're done with no loose ends.

1435 wolfie  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:41:56pm

re: #1421 Sharmuta

Don't hold your breath.
I know that smurfs are already blue, but they still need oxygen!

1436 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:42:07pm

re: #1433 avanti

You did not, I was replying to earlier posts about Commie Vets and anyone voting for Obama being a Commie.

Someone did imply that.

What happened?

They got called on it.

1437 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:42:31pm

re: #1430 kynna

No, the guy's not going to come out and say "I'm a communist." His activities in the past, his associations, and his behavior (lock down on all info, bullying) all scream COMMIE!

I swear, if he did come out and say it to your face, you'd want 'proof'.


I have a chocolate cake on the table.
I leave the room.
I come back in the room, there is some icing missing and chocolate on my daughters face.
I didn't see her do it, but I KNOW she did.

1438 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:42:47pm

re: #1378 Typicalwhitey
Well, I was too modest to say that {Typicalwhitey} but I'd be PROUD to be his uncle. And his "father" would be taking a six months sabbatical from teaching, at a minimum, since he wouldn't be able to stand up in class nor raise either arm to reach the chalkboard!

1439 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:43:40pm

re: #1418 Typicalwhitey

I do not wish to cast aspersions at your daughter, but it's possible that...

Still, you know her only as a mother could, and I could not pick her out of a line up. If you say it is so, than I'll take it on faith that it is so.

Still, the dude sounds like a real douche, and not the pleasant, refreshing kind I hear about in the commercials. I'd be looking for any angle to get that jerk out of the picture, permanently.

/but I'm a guy. grain of salt and all that.

1440 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:43:51pm

re: #1428 MandyManners

I know what she's going through. The X demanded I get an abortion.

Wow, I'm sorry Mandy.
Glad you are your own person!

1441 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:43:59pm

re: #1391 Wishing
Good night Wishing, sleep well!

1442 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:44:13pm

re: #1433 avanti

You did not, I was replying to earlier posts about Commie Vets and anyone voting for Obama being a Commie.

You're right- that was done. And that person got dinged down for that comment and called on the rug for it. You can't say LGFers aren't fair on calling bullshit where ever we might find it.

That's why LGF is Anti-Idiotarian Headquarters.

So- my apologies for saying no one said that. But it's not representative of LGF.

1443 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:44:16pm

re: #1434 tradewind

Legally, you may want to establish paternity, and then have an attorney draw up a petition seeking to terminate parental rights. Have him sign it, and you're done with no loose ends.

Must one establish paternity? Why not simply assume, then terminate? Less expensive. No?

1444 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:44:38pm

re: #1429 Sharmuta

Three words- "Spread the wealth".

In Commie-speak that becomes "make everyone equally miserable".

1445 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:44:53pm

re: #1437 Typicalwhitey

I have a chocolate cake on the table.
I leave the room.
I come back in the room, there is some icing missing and chocolate on my daughters face.
I didn't see her do it, but I KNOW she did.

Cake, what cake?

1446 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:45:19pm

re: #1439 Slumbering Behemoth

I do not wish to cast aspersions at your daughter, but it's possible that...

Still, you know her only as a mother could, and I could not pick her out of a line up. If you say it is so, than I'll take it on faith that it is so.

Still, the dude sounds like a real douche, and not the pleasant, refreshing kind I hear about in the commercials. I'd be looking for any angle to get that jerk out of the picture, permanently.

/but I'm a guy. grain of salt and all that.

Actually slumbering she told me that this is one time she wished she had of cheated on a guy! LOL.
I think we should do the severing of parental rights thing though.

1447 kynna  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:45:51pm

re: #1407 Typicalwhitey

Already done.
Unless he presses it in court, nothing needs to be done.
And Mandy, he told her tonight he wants nothing to do with the baby and that if she called him again he would press harassment charges against him.

I know someone who had a very similar situation and they went to court to get the guy to pay support, which he of course never did. He has visiting rights and they tried to get them cut off for his non-support and he came at them with a gun. He has never been punished for non-payment at any time. He even was supposed to provide health insurance and bailed on that (without telling them - nice surprise).

And yet, the mother just keeps saying 'he's the father, she needs to know her father.' I'm friends with the grandma, BTW.

The child does not need to know someone who didn't want him. Your step-daughter was smart to keep the creep off the BC. He deserves no credit for the production of an angel.

And unless she's desperately in need of money from him, she should just let him fly off to his own sad, lonely life without her, because she got the prize and he didn't.

1448 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:46:05pm

re: #1412 karmic_inquisitor

We might be giving you a lot of crap, Avanti, but there are some rabid haters out there that would do you ill for simply having an account here. You are getting good advice.

Thanks, I'll do another scan, Mcaffee is picking up something we can't find that just showed up recently. I'll down load the whole site and check it. Better delete the link to my page, just to be safe. Hell, could be someone from KOS. :)

1449 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:46:23pm

re: #1418 Typicalwhitey

Actually slumbering, they were engaged, living together, planning a wedding and looking at houses.
He is the father.

He did however, offer to get back together if she got an abortion.
He's lucky I didn't...ahem...harm him for that one.

Were I Mr. TypicalWhitey, I might have counter offered to give the guy a post-natal abortion.
/ She is SO much better off without him. And your grandson is too.

1450 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:46:38pm

Also avanti- this isn't kos. If it was, you'd be gone already.

1451 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:46:39pm

re: #1397 Pvt Bin Jammin
Hey PBJ "I have had a couple of rough weeks." If y'all would like a shoulder or someone you could vent to, shoot me an e-mail!

1452 tradewind  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:46:42pm

re: #1443 unrealizedviewpoint

No. You can't terminate parental rights that haven't been established, but that is usually via the birth certificate.

1453 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:48:23pm

re: #1452 tradewind

No. You can't terminate parental rights that haven't been established, but that is usually via the birth certificate.

Why not a stipulation? Then termination?

1454 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:49:01pm

re: #1446 Typicalwhitey
"think we should do the severing of parental rights thing though."

Absolutely!

Could I be the honorary great auntie? LOL I mostly get doggies around here. LOL

1455 Cato the Elder  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:49:15pm

re: #1376 realwest

GO TO THE ER NOW. IF you hit your head, you are not in a postion to judge how serious the injury might have been.
I'm NOT JOKING - GO TO AN ER, NOW.

Realwest and all the others giving me this advice: You're right. It's a macho thing. Stupid. Going now.

See you on the flip side!

1456 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:49:16pm

re: #1449 karmic_inquisitor

Were I Mr. TypicalWhitey, I might have counter offered to give the guy a post-natal abortion.
/ She is SO much better off without him. And your grandson is too.


The ONLY thing that is saving him from the Mr. is the fear that he would assert parental rights as payback.
Nothing is worth having that defenseless little guy with someone who is a bully.

1457 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:49:33pm

re: #1433 avanti

You did not, I was replying to earlier posts about Commie Vets and anyone voting for Obama being a Commie.

ONE poster, who got dog piled for making that comment.

1458 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:49:43pm

And if so, why not a re-do of BC, then termination.

1459 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:49:43pm

re: #1414 jcm
Just excellent advise there JCM! Thanks for telling her that!

1460 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:50:00pm

re: #1454 Pvt Bin Jammin

"think we should do the severing of parental rights thing though."

Absolutely!

Could I be the honorary great auntie? LOL I mostly get doggies around here. LOL

ABSOLUTELY!

1461 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:50:23pm

TDub- please. Don't let your daughter slip into that mindset of wishing things were different.

There are things in my life that have been hard, but they made me who I am. It's easy to wish they hadn't happened, but if they didn't happen to me, I wouldn't be who I am.

If she'd done things differently, you & her wouldn't have that baby boy.

I know it's hard for her right now, but things happen for a reason. No regrets!

1462 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:50:25pm

re: #1451 realwest

I'll e-mail ya. I know you've had it rough too but I don't know the details.

1463 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:50:30pm

re: #1442 Sharmuta

You're right- that was done. And that person got dinged down for that comment and called on the rug for it. You can't say LGFers aren't fair on calling bullshit where ever we might find it.

That's why LGF is Anti-Idiotarian Headquarters.

So- my apologies for saying no one said that. But it's not representative of LGF.

OK, lets not get a group hug thing going, but you don't owe me a thing. In time, maybe I'll just think of the Commie label as a strange term of endearment for the POTUS.

1464 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:51:08pm

re: #1459 realwest

Just excellent advise there JCM! Thanks for telling her that!

Real!
How you and your mom doing tonight?

Me? being domestic, folding laundry and keeping an eye on things here.

1465 Bob Dillon  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:51:28pm

re: #1432 Typicalwhitey

re: #1423 Cato the Elder

Thank you but in actuality little Chase is better off without this loser for a dad.
In time she will meet someone else and he will get to be the lucky dad!

Nuff said.

Just sayin'

1466 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:51:54pm

OK- everybody but avanti.... {Group Hug!} ;)

1467 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:52:12pm

re: #1424 rawmuse

Just because someone was born unto radical Communists, was raised by them, sought them out in their adult lives, AND WROTE 2 BOOKS WITH CHAPTERS ABOUT HOW HE ADMIRES THEM, according to avanti, does not mean that they are a Communist.

After all, things are not ALWAYS the way they seem.

And if things are not ALWAYS the way they seem, then things are NEVER the way the seem.

This is all perfectly logical to avanti.

Logic and avanti.....two things that mix as well as oil and water (needs considerable help to achieve).

1468 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:52:24pm

re: #1460 Typicalwhitey

ABSOLUTELY!

I love it! He is such a cutie.

You know, I have missed you on the threads and I haven't been on that much either. Nice to see you.

1469 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:52:28pm

re: #1443 unrealizedviewpoint

Must one establish paternity? Why not simply assume, then terminate? Less expensive. No?

Do you mean have him declare himself to be the father and then sign away his rights? He wll still have a chance to change his mind afterward for a set time.

1470 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:52:35pm

re: #1418 Typicalwhitey
MOFO. Still and all at least she didn't marry him and then get an abortion as happened to me - and my former wife never even told me she was pregnant before she got the abortion because she was "so sure you'd want me to have our child".

1471 least  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:53:03pm

re: #1394 avanti

. . . assume that if he's a Commie, more than half the country are Commies for voting for him

You, sir or madam, are a fool.
The VAST majority of Lizardim who comment about The One do not call him a commie, but we are VERY wary of the people and ideas which influence the president (whether we like it or not) of our country.

And no, most of us do not think more than half the people in our country are commies. We do however, question their decision making processes.

1472 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:53:15pm

re: #1446 Typicalwhitey

Actually slumbering she told me that this is one time she wished she had of cheated on a guy! LOL.
I think we should do the severing of parental rights thing though.

What if he changes his mind?!

1473 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:54:15pm

re: #1466 Sharmuta

OK- everybody but avanti.... {Group Hug!} ;)

{hug and squeeze!}

1474 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:54:23pm

re: #1466 Sharmuta

OK- everybody but avanti.... {Group Hug!} ;)

Kumbaya.

1475 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:54:25pm

re: #1469 MandyManners

Do you mean have him declare himself to be the father and then sign away his rights? He wll still have a chance to change his mind afterward for a set time.

3 months maybe, till it's final. He ain't gonna change his creepy outlook on the world in 3 months.

1476 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:54:47pm

re: #1458 unrealizedviewpoint

And if so, why not a re-do of BC, then termination.


No.
No redo ever, the jerk could then just change his mind and get visitation.
He could never pay support but he would still get visitation.
This loser hit a dog so hard once he broke its leg.
And he has on at least two occasions, "playfully" wrestled with his teenage nephew until he hurt him so badly he made him cry.

No, this bully is not getting a chance to be around a child he doesn't want. What if Chase started to cry?

1477 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:55:06pm

re: #1461 Sharmuta

And that's not a defense of "daddy" in any way. He sound like a complete prick, but no regrets.

1478 Inquisitive  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:55:30pm

re: #1466 Sharmuta

OK- everybody but avanti.... {Group Hug!} ;)

{Sharmuta}

1479 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:56:32pm

re: #1476 Typicalwhitey

Sounds like you got his number. Just block him, mom.

1480 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:56:34pm

re: #1474 karmic_inquisitor

Creepybaya!

1481 LeePro  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:56:50pm

re: #1395 FurryOldGuyJeans

re: #1390 Sharmuta
No wonder the egg mocking is offensive!

That was obvious from the start. The usual suspects chimed in to parrot the latest talking points.

My response to the egg sculpture thingie...
Couldn't help it. I like this one much better!

1482 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:57:04pm

Spread The Wealth Around

The money you made?
Thought you'd get to keep it, Ha!

1483 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:57:15pm

re: #1468 Pvt Bin Jammin

I love it! He is such a cutie.

You know, I have missed you on the threads and I haven't been on that much either. Nice to see you.

Thank You!
I have missed being on here and talking to everyone also.

1484 Promethea  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:57:22pm

re: #1131 Racer X

Obama definitely leans Socialist. Fact. The next step in Socialism is Communism. Many Americans who voted for Obama have NO CLUE about his ties to Marxists, therefore they may not overtly support Communism.

Saul Alinsky promoted stealth socialism, and Obama (so far) appears to be adhering to this course of action.

A lot of Americans today don't understand what is wrong with communism. They think it means "health care for everyone" and "no one will ever be laid off." These Americans, of whom I know quite a few, are seriously lacking in a solid education.

1485 logboy  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:57:34pm

re: #1467 FurryOldGuyJeans

Logic and avanti.....two things that mix as well as oil and water (needs considerable help to achieve).

You know, theres one thing I've never understood. When you make Hershey brownies you mix in both oil AND water. Not only do they mix, but they come out tasting delicious! How does that work?!?

Evening all comrades.

1486 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:57:55pm

re: #1460 Typicalwhitey
HEY! So does that mean Pvt Bin Jammin is the Auntie and I'm the Uncle!
Feeling SO PROUD!

1487 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:57:59pm

re: #1481 LeePro

My response to the egg sculpture thingie...
Couldn't help it. I like this one much better!

I LOVE it! ;)

1488 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:58:29pm

re: #1479 unrealizedviewpoint

Sounds like you got his number. Just block him, mom.

You got it..;)

1489 Rustler  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:58:49pm

re: #1423 Cato the Elder Save the e-mails, document every abuse, get documentation on the alcoholism petition the courts to remove parental rights because he is unfit.

1490 tradewind  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:59:01pm

re: #1453 unrealizedviewpoint

Paternity is assumed through either birth of a child in a marriage, where the husband is assumed to be the father without question, or by birth certificate assertion by the mother (which is subject to challenge but the burden is on the challenger).
You can stipulate to a point in evidence in a trial, but that is an agreement between opposing counsels to speed up the process.
I would want paternity established even if I never wanted to see or hear from him again, to cover the child in the event circumstances required it.... extreme examples would be a medical matching type situations all the way to inheritance issues that are unimaginable at present .....think 'he wins the powerball and is hit by a train'.

1491 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:59:15pm

re: #1485 logboy

You know, theres one thing I've never understood. When you make Hershey brownies you mix in both oil AND water. Not only do they mix, but they come out tasting delicious! How does that work?!?

Evening all comrades.

The egg, the same thing that makes the old and water in mayonnaise bind.

1492 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:59:20pm

re: #1486 realwest

HEY! So does that mean Pvt Bin Jammin is the Auntie and I'm the Uncle!
Feeling SO PROUD!

Hey....are you both single?!?

/What?

1493 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 10:59:39pm

re: #1475 unrealizedviewpoint

3 months maybe, till it's final. He ain't gonna change his creepy outlook on the world in 3 months.

All kinds of things could lead him to change his mind. It's best to just walk away.

1494 kynna  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:00:10pm

re: #1481 LeePro

My response to the egg sculpture thingie...
Couldn't help it. I like this one much better!

It fits his plans for the country better than that egg thing.

1495 Scion9  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:00:11pm

re: #1394 avanti

Sorry, I missed the link that proved he was a Commie. I get the association thing, believe me. First assume he's a Commie because he had leftie associates. Further assume that if he's a Commie, more than half the country are Commies for voting for him, and thus anyone serving with his administration are Commies.
On here I'm a Commie for defending Obama, but I was a Fascist for defending GW on KOS. I'm now a Commie NAZI.

I haven't read the whole thread, nor where the argument originated but...

You don't have to be a full blown Communist, to be a Marxist. You only have to concede that Marx was correct in his diagnosis and indictment of the 'bourgeoisie'. That Obama is a Marxist shouldn't be of doubt, particularly of the Maoist New Left variety.

He is fully steeped in class struggle theory, and his own books paint him that way. To be fair, so too are most Republicans 'Marxists' in a very broad sense in that the battlefield of diagnosing societal ills and terminology has been conceded. This is part of being in the political culture though, while Obama is actually a willing adherent and proponent of these ideas. The American 'right-wing' are Marxists in the same way that all of the Fascists and Liberals in Eastern Europe became Communists. By losing.

Also, anyone dumbass 'Liberal' or Progressive that is juxtaposing Communism and Fascism are idiots, as the Communists were Fascists. Marx was an active proponent of a ruling intellectual aristocracy that did not derive its power from the consent of the governed. Like the Fascists he was an advocate of an autocracy. Every government that formed based on the teachings of Marx formed an autocracy of one variety or another. People like Stalin fully cribbed Fascists autocracy and posited that collectivism had to appeal to emotion (ie Russian Patriotism) and to have a charismatic leader as well. Mussolini could arguably called the first Stalinist.

Some prominent political philosophers like Mikhail Bakunin that shared intellectual common ground with Marx (Bakunin being a collectivist anarchist), vehemently disagreed with Marx's totalitarian bent. They were contemporaries and a lot of respect flowed both ways, however Marx still had Bakunin thrown out of the First International lest he 'poison' the movement by denouncing the Fascistic autocracy inherent in his philosophy.

I'm not sold on Obama being a full blown Communist, however that isn't necessary to indict him as one, as we have plenty of 'little C' communists as Ayers put it. You don't need to be in lock step with Marx in developing the 'solution', you just need to agree with his diagnosis of what is ailing the world essentially meaning any solution to a problem will be a misdiagnosis from the outset. I expect a lot of political malpractice coming from Washington in the next four years.

1496 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:00:16pm

re: #1462 Pvt Bin Jammin
Great PBJ! But I probably won't be able to get back to you tonight - hell,it's 2:00AM where I am!

1497 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:00:24pm

Just curious- is anyone following me on the "no regrets" thing?

1498 Killian Bundy  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:01:08pm

Why is this suddenly a big mystery?

The Audacity of Socialism (Parts 1-21)

/IBD had Obama nailed down months before the election

1499 Rustler  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:01:15pm

re: #1431 capitalist piglet He will get it when the common form of address becomes Comrade.

1500 Kragar  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:01:23pm

re: #1497 Sharmuta

Just curious- is anyone following me on the "no regrets" thing?

wuzzat?

1501 tradewind  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:01:46pm

re: #1494 kynna

It's kind of mind-blowing that there's really no fuss at all about BHO's first official interview. What a symbolic screw-up.

1502 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:02:00pm

re: #1476 Typicalwhitey

No.
No redo ever, the jerk could then just change his mind and get visitation.
He could never pay support but he would still get visitation.
This loser hit a dog so hard once he broke its leg.
And he has on at least two occasions, "playfully" wrestled with his teenage nephew until he hurt him so badly he made him cry.

No, this bully is not getting a chance to be around a child he doesn't want. What if Chase started to cry?

Um, if he is established as the father throught a court of law, he WILL pay child support. Even if he's unemployed, the court will impute an income to him and order him to pay based on that.

1503 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:02:16pm

re: #1450 Sharmuta


This isn't kos. If it was, you'd be gone already.

I like that for a rotating title.

1504 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:02:36pm

re: #1490 tradewind

Paternity is assumed through either birth of a child in a marriage, where the husband is assumed to be the father without question, or by birth certificate assertion by the mother (which is subject to challenge but the burden is on the challenger).
You can stipulate to a point in evidence in a trial, but that is an agreement between opposing counsels to speed up the process.
I would want paternity established even if I never wanted to see or hear from him again, to cover the child in the event circumstances required it.... extreme examples would be a medical matching type situations all the way to inheritance issues that are unimaginable at present .....think 'he wins the powerball and is hit by a train'.

Sounds very reasonable and correct, but...
/only kidding

1505 barbarossa  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:02:46pm

And one egghead to rule them all.

1506 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:02:49pm

re: #1490 tradewind

Paternity is assumed through either birth of a child in a marriage, where the husband is assumed to be the father without question, or by birth certificate assertion by the mother (which is subject to challenge but the burden is on the challenger).
You can stipulate to a point in evidence in a trial, but that is an agreement between opposing counsels to speed up the process.
I would want paternity established even if I never wanted to see or hear from him again, to cover the child in the event circumstances required it.... extreme examples would be a medical matching type situations all the way to inheritance issues that are unimaginable at present .....think 'he wins the powerball and is hit by a train'.

The problem with that is then he has legal rights to the baby.
He might even attempt to get custody in order to not have to pay child support and to hurt my daughter.

1507 LeePro  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:02:53pm

re: #1399 Bobibutu

OT? [Link: www.goal.org...]

Bill to Criminalize Expired Licenses and Photograph all Lawfully Owned Firearms

From the link:

Bill to Criminalize Expired Licenses and Photograph all Lawfully Owned Firearms

Gun Owners’ Action League has received an advance copy of a piece of new legislation that all Massachusetts gun owners should be alerted to. Representative William Lantigua of Lawrence has filed legislation to criminalize the possession of a rifle, shotgun or handgun with an expired license. Currently under Massachusetts law, a citizen who is found to be in possession under an expired Firearm Identification Card (FID) or License to Carry (LTC) is exempt from the criminal penalties found in chapter 269 and is only subject to a civil fine.

Whew! ! !
Looks like it's just Massachusetts....................... so far!

1508 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:03:13pm

re: #1482 Racer X

Spread The Wealth Around

The money you made?
Thought you'd get to keep it, Ha!

Funny thing, I am presently working for some people that I know voted for Obama. I am being paid as a consultant, no withheld taxes, nothing. 1099. So, I raised my fees considerably over the last time I worked for them, they asked me why, I said "because 60 cents of every dollar you pay me is going to end up going to the government". That ended the discussion.

1509 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:03:43pm

re: #1490 tradewind

Paternity is assumed through either birth of a child in a marriage, where the husband is assumed to be the father without question, or by birth certificate assertion by the mother (which is subject to challenge but the burden is on the challenger).
You can stipulate to a point in evidence in a trial, but that is an agreement between opposing counsels to speed up the process.
I would want paternity established even if I never wanted to see or hear from him again, to cover the child in the event circumstances required it.... extreme examples would be a medical matching type situations all the way to inheritance issues that are unimaginable at present .....think 'he wins the powerball and is hit by a train'.

Can't paternity be established at that time instead of now when he could have access to a defenseless infant?

1510 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:04:05pm

re: #1498 Killian Bundy

Why is this suddenly a big mystery?

The Audacity of Socialism (Parts 1-21)

/IBD had Obama nailed down months before the election

It's only a mystery to a possible troll and sockpuppet. But you can forget any links, they have already so much as told all of us they consider links to be lies.

1511 kynna  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:04:35pm

re: #1493 MandyManners

All kinds of things could lead him to change his mind. It's best to just walk away.

I agree. Cut while you can. I'd say this about an abandoning mother, too. A person who is that nasty about the birth of their own child is not worthy of the family.

Could he have had a vasectomy or something and didn't tell her? It just seems odd that he wanted to actually marry her (till death do us part and all that) and then dumped her the second she got pregnant and demanded a DNA test.

We do know someone who had a vasectomy and ... 'it didn't take' ... as my grandmother said. DNA proved the kid was his. Maybe it's an explanation.

Or maybe he's a prick.

1512 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:04:35pm

re: #1493 MandyManners

All kinds of things could lead him to change his mind. It's best to just walk away.

You may be right.

1513 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:04:36pm

re: #1502 MandyManners

Um, if he is established as the father throught a court of law, he WILL pay child support. Even if he's unemployed, the court will impute an income to him and order him to pay based on that.

I know that he would be required to pay it.
I just meant that visitation is not predicated on whether he pays it.
And he would be alone with the baby!
NO.

1514 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:04:43pm

re: #1492 Typicalwhitey
Uh, no, PBJ is married. But couldn't I still be the uncle? I mean you said I was the uncle!

1515 jcm  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:05:03pm

re: #1498 Killian Bundy

Why is this suddenly a big mystery?

The Audacity of Socialism (Parts 1-21)

/IBD had Obama nailed down months before the election

It's not a lot of people had BHO nailed down long ago.

Some seem intent on disregarding the evidence.

1516 least  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:05:13pm

re: #1497 Sharmuta

Just curious- is anyone following me on the "no regrets" thing?

What is this "no regrets" thing of which you speak?

clueless, I am

1517 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:06:16pm
1518 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:06:43pm

re: #1481 LeePro

My response to the egg sculpture thingie...
Couldn't help it. I like this one much better!

Pandering to The Behemoth will get you nothing. Except an up-ding.

1519 avanti  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:07:14pm

re: #1495 Scion9

Well, after reading that, I'm more confused then ever, I'll need to absorb it when I'm not so tired, but I'm pretty sure I'm just a leftie. Night all, need to get some work done in the A.M.

1520 logboy  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:07:23pm

re: #1497 Sharmuta

Just curious- is anyone following me on the "no regrets" thing?

If you're referring to that crazy night back in college that ended at a strip joint at 4 AM with my buddies then yes!, No regrets.

Something tells me you mean something else though.

1521 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:07:52pm

re: #1506 Typicalwhitey

The problem with that is then he has legal rights to the baby.
He might even attempt to get custody in order to not have to pay child support and to hurt my daughter.

I don't think a father that had to be pulled into court in order to establish paternity could get full custody of an infant unless the mother were a crack-smoking hooker who entertained her clients in the same room with the baby and neglected the bay in other ways.

1522 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:08:00pm

re: #1491 FurryOldGuyJeans

The egg, the same thing that makes the old oil and water in mayonnaise bind.

PIMF, blah, blah, blah. (This is getting tiresome) ;)

1523 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:08:11pm

re: #1500 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Just that TypicalWhitey's daughter wishing things were different might mean she wouldn't have her son now.

If I could wish something in my past had gone differently, I might not be me. I'd be a different me.

That's what I mean- no regrets!

1524 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:08:19pm

re: #1511 kynna

Kynna,
She paid all the bills from aug. through april so he could finish school.
He had already told his brother in Feb. of last year that he was going to dump her in May.
Of course, he didn't tell her that and continued sleeping with her and telling her he loved her. Let her continue making wedding plans. They looked at house together.
He did all this KNOWING he was going to break up with her.

So yes, he is a prick.

1525 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:08:31pm
1526 LeePro  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:08:53pm

re: #1410 MandyManners

Many attorneys offer free or reduced initial consults.

Yup.

~You beat me to it, Mandy!

1527 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:08:55pm

re: #1514 realwest

Uh, no, PBJ is married. But couldn't I still be the uncle? I mean you said I was the uncle!

Of course you are the uncle!
I was just doing a bit of matchmaking too!

1528 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:09:00pm

re: #1511 kynna

I agree. Cut while you can. I'd say this about an abandoning mother, too. A person who is that nasty about the birth of their own child is not worthy of the family.

Could he have had a vasectomy or something and didn't tell her? It just seems odd that he wanted to actually marry her (till death do us part and all that) and then dumped her the second she got pregnant and demanded a DNA test.

We do know someone who had a vasectomy and ... 'it didn't take' ... as my grandmother said. DNA proved the kid was his. Maybe it's an explanation.

Or maybe he's a prick.

Based on everything Whitey's told us, I'd say he's a prick.

1529 Racer X  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:09:11pm

re: #1510 FurryOldGuyJeans

It's only a mystery to a possible troll and sockpuppet. But you can forget any links, they have already so much as told all of us they consider links to be lies.

Absolutely true. Nothing, and I mean nuh-thing, will convince Obama supporters that he is a stealth Socialist at best, and at worst a closet Communist.

You could provide video of him laughing and chatting with Bill Ayers at a "destroy America" convention and they would still deny he is bad for America.

Head up ass in sand.

1530 Kragar  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:09:24pm

re: #1520 logboy

If you're referring to that crazy night back in college that ended at a strip joint at 4 AM with my buddies then yes!, No regrets.

Something tells me you mean something else though.

I thought she was talking about the time me, my 2 best friends in the world and 4 strippers went to go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Greenwich Village while high.

1531 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:09:25pm

re: #1502 MandyManners
Well different states have different laws, so you may be correct about "if he is established as the father throught a court of law, he WILL pay child support."
But then he may also gain visitation rights, too.
I think TypicalWhitey is saying she'd foregoe the money to make sure the creep has no legal right to be around the boy. I think I'm with TypicalWhitey on this one.

1532 tradewind  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:09:48pm

re: #1509 MandyManners

I suppose, although my point was to get him to terminate his parental rights, which would take care of the access thing. And if any emergency type situation arose, it would be much better to not have to start a legal wrangle in the middle of it.
If he wants nothing to do with the child (misguided bastard that he is), then take advantage of his ignorant idiocy it and get things the way you want them to stay, in the record, now.

1533 BlueCanuck  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:10:24pm

re: #1511 kynna

I will go with prick. All of his behaviour that TWP has mentioned points in that direction. I just hope the child takes after the mother. :)

1534 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:10:32pm

re: #1512 unrealizedviewpoint

You may be right.

I drove about 1,500 miles while pregnant to get away from my (then) husband. I had to cut bait or wind up miscarrying by force or dead.

1535 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:11:11pm

re: #1524 Typicalwhitey

After reading that, "prick" is not quite enough.

He should have "child abandoner" tattooed on his forehead.

1536 Kragar  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:11:39pm

re: #1523 Sharmuta

Just that TypicalWhitey's daughter wishing things were different might mean she wouldn't have her son now.

If I could wish something in my past had gone differently, I might not be me. I'd be a different me.

That's what I mean- no regrets!

I got regrets, but can't change anything and lingering on them doesn't solve anything. Move forward and deal with what you have to deal with.

1537 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:11:57pm

re: #1446 Typicalwhitey

My suggestion would be to speak with Lizard JCM. He is a stand-up guy (IMAO) who seems to know a lot about this subject.

1538 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:12:09pm

re: #1410 MandyManners

Many attorneys offer free or reduced initial consults.

There's also a lot of advice available out there on that computer internet interweb thingy.
Online Support Groups maybe?

1539 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:12:33pm

re: #1531 realwest

We are very fortunate real financially.
So the money is not important.
Keeping the baby safe is!

1540 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:13:01pm

re: #1513 Typicalwhitey

I know that he would be required to pay it.
I just meant that visitation is not predicated on whether he pays it.
And he would be alone with the baby!
NO.

No it's not but, such things as professional licenses, drivers' licenses, hunting/fishing licenses and the like are revoked if CS gets in arrears at a certain level. Also, people wind up in jail on contempt charges if they refuse to pay. Most states nowadays automatically garnish paychecks to collect CS.

1541 Rustler  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:13:13pm

re: #1471 least I call Obama a Commie, but I only call his voters ignorant forthe most part : ).

1542 Render  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:14:02pm

re: #1523 Sharmuta

That's not fair - you had me plowing through months old e-mails looking for a clue.

===

I'll vouch for Avanti's USN service.

"I do not believe that the men who served in uniform in Vietnam have been given the credit they deserve. It was a difficult war against an unorthodox enemy."
-William Westmoreland

WITHOUT
QUESTION,
R

1543 NY Nana  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:14:12pm

re: #1466 Sharmuta

OK- everybody but avanti.... {Group Hug!} ;)

{{{ Sharm & all the lizards }}} except avanti ;)

G'nite, all! Sweet dreams!

1544 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:15:22pm

re: #1540 MandyManners

No it's not but, such things as professional licenses, drivers' licenses, hunting/fishing licenses and the like are revoked if CS gets in arrears at a certain level. Also, people wind up in jail on contempt charges if they refuse to pay. Most states nowadays automatically garnish paychecks to collect CS.

He is a teacher so they would just take it out of his paycheck.
But he is a bully so I am afraid of what would happen to the baby.
No visitation under any circumstances imo.

1545 MandyManners  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:15:37pm

This has stirred up some shit in my mind so I'm gonna' say goodnight and finish my bowl of Capt. Crunch.

1546 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:15:37pm

re: #1524 Typicalwhitey
And if everything you said is true and proveable in court, he could be guilty of being a con artist - conning her into paying bills he should have been paying. But I don't understand why she was paying the bills so he could finish school if he's a teacher?

1547 unrealizedviewpoint  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:16:31pm

re: #1534 MandyManners

I drove about 1,500 miles while pregnant to get away from my (then) husband. I had to cut bait or wind up miscarrying by force or dead.

I have this picture in my mind - what you may be like.
I think of Samantha Taggart, a character on ER.
Am I anywhere close?

1548 LeePro  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:17:03pm

re: #1433 avanti

You did not, I was replying to earlier posts about Commie Vets and anyone voting for Obama being a Commie.

Did not.
Did too.
Did not.
Did too.
Did not.
Did too.

Grow UP!

btw, on your profile... I think the #6 key on your keyboard is stuck... it says you're 66...

1549 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:17:17pm

re: #1546 realwest

He just became a teacher last year.
She was paying all the bills so he could finish his schooling to become a teacher.
Sorry if I wasn't clear.

1550 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:17:43pm
1551 Rustler  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:17:51pm

re: #1472 MandyManners As long as they keep reocrds of everything they should be alright proving he didn't want his parental rights if he comes down the road in a couple years. Plus as long as they can prove they attempted contact he would have to pay back support for the before any rights were given. At least thats how it worked for a friend of mine. She got pregnant guy ditched she attempted contact numrous times he hit for for harrasment refused Testing and 3 years later decided to hurt her by trying to take the baby lost his case hard.

1552 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:19:07pm

re: #1542 Render

Sorry, Render!

People may regret mistakes, but they're a learning experience. I guess I could say I have regrets, but I learned something from them. So what is regretful about that?

TW's daughter is in a hard spot, I understand that. But she has a beautiful baby boy That's no mistake, it's a blessing. Even if his father is a complete asshole.

1553 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:19:13pm

re: #1549 Typicalwhitey Ah well, then nevermind!

1554 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:19:50pm

re: #1550 ploome hineni

thats a good idea.
I need to give her a little time though to get over the hurt.

Thanks for the advice everyone!

1555 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:20:49pm

re: #1552 Sharmuta

Sorry, Render!

People may regret mistakes, but they're a learning experience. I guess I could say I have regrets, but I learned something from them. So what is regretful about that?

TW's daughter is in a hard spot, I understand that. But she has a beautiful baby boy That's no mistake, it's a blessing. Even if his father is a complete asshole.


Sharm I live my life no regrets too!
I understand exactly what you mean.
I think she is getting there too!

1556 Killian Bundy  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:21:26pm

re: #1515 jcm

It's not a lot of people had BHO nailed down long ago.

Some seem intent on disregarding the evidence.

/or millions of them are just sheeple morons

1557 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:21:34pm

re: #1555 Typicalwhitey

Whew! I was worried I'd upset you. Glad you're back at LGF!

1558 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:23:01pm

Well, shit. I just had to turn off my dsl and reboot. I am not pleased with earthlink this week. This is happening six times a day, minimum/ Something is definately wrong. Anybody that I owe an e-mail to, will try to resend.

1559 realwest  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:23:06pm

Well y'all it's been an interesting night but I gotta get some sleep!
Hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING (including Avanti) and that I get the chance to see you all down the road.

Good night, all.

1560 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:23:35pm

re: #1557 Sharmuta

Whew! I was worried I'd upset you. Glad you're back at LGF!

YOU upset ME?
NEVAH!

We are lizard sista's!

1561 Rustler  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:25:42pm

re: #1530 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Sorry Krag those weren't hookers they were just suited up for the show hope he didn't do anything under the influence of alcohol after the show.

1562 Sharmuta  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:27:08pm

re: #1560 Typicalwhitey

Fist bump that, yo!

1563 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:27:26pm

re: #1559 realwest

Nite. I think you have a forwarded e-mail. LOL Take care, Realwest. Don't ya just love earthlink? LOL

1564 rawmuse  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:29:02pm

re: #1558 Pvt Bin Jammin

Earthlink is like the mafia, once you join, you can never leave.

1565 Cheechako  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:29:49pm

re: #1507 LeePro

Damm glad I got out of that state a long time ago!

1566 redc1c4  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:32:09pm

re: #1558 Pvt Bin Jammin

Well, shit. I just had to turn off my dsl and reboot. I am not pleased with earthlink this week. This is happening six times a day, minimum/ Something is definately wrong. Anybody that I owe an e-mail to, will try to resend.

shitcan earthlink......

1567 LeePro  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:36:20pm

re: #1428 MandyManners

I know what she's going through. The X demanded I get an abortion.

So do I...
First born had facial deformity.
Second born, multiple internal/external deformities. Died.

Third pregnancy, ex demanded abortion... said all was my fault, my genes!

I refused... had a beautiful "all-there" baby girl. These are my treasures!

Divorce. Good riddance.

1568 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:39:18pm
1569 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:40:17pm

re: #1552 Sharmuta

People may regret mistakes, but they're a learning experience. I guess I could say I have regrets, but I learned something from them. So what is regretful about that?

As much as I have regrets about doing stupid stuff in my life, if I hadn't done it I would not be who and what I am.

I could be an even BIGGER jerk and asshole! ;)

1570 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:43:47pm
1571 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:43:55pm

re: #1568 ploome hineni

I remember suffering for months after a breakup...what a total waste of time

I had regrets and doubts about the divorce my ex shoved down my throat, but I got over when she asked for me back and started up her "It's all YOUR fault!" routine within 3 hours. She asked for me back a second time and I went back and it started up in 15 minutes. The third time I told her to contact by ass.

1572 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:44:57pm

re: #1570 ploome hineni

if that is possible

lol

It is theoretically possible. ;)

1573 LeePro  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:45:53pm

re: #1497 Sharmuta

Just curious- is anyone following me on the "no regrets" thing?

Oh gee. I lost track... Could you just repeat everything you've said up to now...?

/giggle

1574 Scion9  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:47:18pm

re: #1519 avanti

Well, after reading that, I'm more confused then ever, I'll need to absorb it when I'm not so tired, but I'm pretty sure I'm just a leftie. Night all, need to get some work done in the A.M.

In the realm of American politics I'm pretty sure we are all 'lefties' (except for out and out reactionaries, but they are mostly irrelevant for the time being).

I don't think all of us are Marxists though; in the sense that we knowingly agree with the philosophy having fully submersed ourselves in it. I'm sure there are probably a lot of posters on LGF (and communities that are much further 'right') that are Marxist however, by way of being fully steeped in its assumptions from age five through grad school.

Even McCarthy, Nixon, Reagan et al that were virulently anti-Communist still wrapped all of their criticism in the language of Marxism. Many 'anti-Communists' today posit that Fischer-Friedman free market Capitalism is a better method of empowering individuals and eroding class boundaries and as such making the world a better place. While it may be true, none seem to argue that Marx's assumptions that classism is the 'root of all evil' is objectively untrue. Few also seem to very strongly argue that a government's rightful role isn't to strive for a Utopian ideal at the expense of all else. That the role of a government isn't to "make windows into men's souls" as Elizabeth I put it.

Recently 'right-wingers' in the West have been pushing the concept of a 'culture war', that while still putting the onus of social upheaval on something other than the unjust nature of the flow of capital, still comes off sounding a lot like class warfare to me.

See this anti-Communist cartoon from America's glorious past for a good example of what I'm talking about...

What the "Capitalistic System" has given us? True or not about the positives of the free market I'm not sure that James Madison would have said that we have a "Capitalistic System", or that it was the end cause of our prosperity rather than our Liberal idealism and striving for a more moral culture. Of course, those ideas were pretty popular before the late 19th/early 20th century. After WWI, all is Das Kapital.

As an outsider to the situation put it in 'Democracy in America', "America is great because Americans are good." That certainly isn't the message of that cartoon, and that kind of appeal to something other than the philosophies of Marx, to either endorse or rebut, is shockingly rare in political discourse in the present day.

1575 LeePro  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:48:54pm

re: #1502 MandyManners

Um, if he is established as the father throught a court of law, he WILL pay child support. Even if he's unemployed, the court will impute an income to him and order him to pay based on that.

Sounds good to me. Squeeeze the life outa the bastard!

But some states are not so good to mommies and babies...

1576 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:51:05pm
1577 [deleted]  Tue, Jan 27, 2009 11:53:51pm
1578 LeePro  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 12:03:16am

re: #1534 MandyManners

I drove about 1,500 miles while pregnant to get away from my (then) husband. I had to cut bait or wind up miscarrying by force or dead.

Mandy, you are one smart and brave lady, and I'm fairly sure you know
{ { {you are loved} } } by legions here at LGF!

1579 LeePro  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 12:07:23am

re: #1549 Typicalwhitey

He just became a teacher last year.
She was paying all the bills so he could finish his schooling to become a teacher.
Sorry if I wasn't clear.

A teacher?
Of CHILDREN?!?!?!

1580 Throbert McGee  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 12:46:32am

re: #161 mean Gene

Apparently one of 0bama's friends copied Salvadore Dali's Hand holding an egg in this painting:
[Link: www.humanflowerproject.com...]

Title.....The Metamorphosis of Narcissus
Fitting.

I'd give this one multiple updings if I could -- since I would've made the same comment, but then I had the foresight to do a page search for "Dali" to see if someone else had already said it!

1581 abolitionist  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 1:43:14am

re: #1169 avanti

Late response. Had errand.

You were called a commie by some of us? Horrors. That should not happen here without clear evidence of such.

The fact is that Ayers & Dohrn were self-declared commies. Orally and in print. They and hundreds of their SDS/WUO/May19 Coalition associates went to Cuba and other places in the '60s/70's for training by our enemies in such things as propaganda techniques, subversion, weapons and urban gurrilla warfare. Their avowed goal was not merely to end the Vietnam War. They wanted to overthrow the USA and the capitalist western democracies. It seems they still do. They hate AmericKKKa. WUO's preferred spelling happens to match Rev Wright's. A formalized declaration of war in 1970 was a clue. Want to hear it?

Ayers was far more to Obama than a guy in the neighborhood, and Dohrn was likely more to Michelle than just a co-worker at a law firm, where Barry and Michelle met.

Obama idolized Malcolm-X, who had ample reason to hate whites.
Obama's teenage mentor, "Frank" was a commie who hated America.
Obama's first public speech was about apartheid in S Africa.
Obama's pastor of 20+ years preached hatred of (white) AmeriKKKa.
Obama's supporter Father Pfleger is tight with Obama's church.
Obama's supporter Farrakhan has spent a lifetime demonizing whites and America, and got a lifetime achievement award from Obama's church.
Obama's wife Michelle tells us our souls are broken, and that, as a black man, it's not safe for her hubby to go to a gas station.

See a pattern?

re: #1347 avanti

Guys, All the links in the world won't tell me how the guy will govern, just how you "Think" he will govern. I'm going to give him a chance, it's that simple I can not predict the future.

Look into the Global Poverty Act - supported by BHO as a US Senator. And his recent appointment of Browner for Global Warming/Climate Czar.

An impeachment scenario is unlikely, given the composition of Congress.

Skeered yet?

1582 bill-tb  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 4:30:59am

So where do you stick it?

I suspect we will be sick of the new TV show, "are you smarter than an Obama voter" before it even airs this fall.

1583 gonecamping  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 5:08:22am

Has Obama been playing Heretic II? An older Id computer game, it has an elfin looking hero travelling through it's world on a quest. While battling various monsters and bad guys, it can obtain weapons and spells. One of the spells the 'Heretic' can obtain is the morphing egg...you throw the egg at your enemy and he/it turns into a chicken (easier dispatched than a fire throwing monster).

Perhaps Obama plans on using his power egg to vanquish his foes (starting with conservative radio).

I've never heard of the so called power egg, but I'm not surprized that Obama would embrace a 'foreign culture' icon instead of anything American.

This is gonna be a long 4 years!

1584 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 6:24:21am

Hard-boiled or soft?

1585 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 7:03:17am

re: #7 Charles

Run! It's the Egg of Power! Gah!

Charles -

And I have "The Rock of Pet" - adopted from the Parking Lot next door to my building - courtesy of "Melech the Wonder Shepherd." Some rock, some dog.

-S-

1586 tanna  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 7:16:23am

It's like the Fickle Finger of Fate.

"If held to tightly, it will break, if held too loosely, it will slip from grasp"
Says the Ancient African Proverb of the Egg of Power.

I hate to break the news, this proverb was scrawled in a piece of notebook paper and handed to me by a fifteen year old boy when I was in high school, but at the time is was pertaining to lurve.

1587 Thin Blue Line  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 7:29:29am

I would say Iran scrambled those eggs this morning.

-Next

1588 izbliss  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 7:47:54am

re: #1583 gonecamping

HAHAAA! That's exactly the first thing I thought when I read the headline! At least there's one other gamer on LGF.

1589 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 7:49:53am

re: #1584 unreconstructed rebel

Hard-boiled or soft?

Hafl-baked

1590 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 8:23:31am

It's better to have a Big Green Egg. I'll be cooking ribs on mine this Sunday.

1591 wiffersnapper  Wed, Jan 28, 2009 9:45:02am

He must have bought it at newegg.com! Ahahahahaha...

It had to be said.


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