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1 Erik The Red  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:53:27pm

Morning Lizards on the hopen thread. Anyone drinking their fears away tonight?

2 Gretchen G.Tiger  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:55:12pm

Fresh coffee, with cream and sugar . . .

HERE!

3 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:55:28pm

And now, a favorite poem of mine, from the 19th century. It's subtitle is, "A Battle Hymn of the Republic, set in the year 1888":

4 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:55:30pm

re: #1 Erik The Red

Morning Lizards on the hopen thread. Anyone drinking their fears away tonight?

not me

5 Killian Bundy  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:55:40pm
Chatfield, there seems to be something wrong with our bloody FNDT today

/~Admiral of the Fleet The Earl Beatty

6 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:55:41pm

I fear people who think they know whats best for me and want to do things to me for my own good.

7 little boomer  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:55:54pm

Quinto!

8 little boomer  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:56:06pm

Septimo!

9 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:56:07pm

re: #1 Erik The Red

Morning Lizards on the hopen thread. Anyone drinking their fears away tonight?

I just finished a cold beer. Yum.

10 little boomer  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:56:16pm

Nove!

11 little boomer  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:56:26pm

Damn!

12 little boomer  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:56:38pm

Dodici!

13 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:56:56pm
I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.

We'd all be pretty foobarred.

14 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:57:28pm

re: #13 Sharmuta

We'd all be pretty foobarred.

FUBAR'd

15 Gretchen G.Tiger  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:57:38pm

have a great morning all!

16 revobob  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:58:38pm

Nite y'all- wheat dreams!

17 spirochete  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:59:04pm

Blammo!

18 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:59:36pm

Charge your Laptop Computer with a Foot Pedal

There are two reasons why foot pedal based sewing machines are still so popular in India - first, they are relatively cheap and second, these machine are manual and can therefore work even without electricity current.

Easy Energy has applied the same logic to laptop chargers and created a foot pedal that produces enough power to charge a notebook computer or other electronic devices including cell phones and iPods.

The advantage - you no longer have to hunt for free power points at the airport and this book-sized charger will work even in jungles and other remote areas where there’s no electricity.

You can charge the laptop battery and simultaneously work on the computer as well. Best of all, this device may also help you burn some extra calories while you charge the computer. The only problem is this is currently available only for distributors but should be available soon.

19 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 10:59:37pm

re: #14 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ah- indeed. Forgive me, I was just over at youtube trying to figure out why anyone would listen to Beyonce's "Single Ladies". I fear it damaged some brain cells just to listen to half that song.

20 little boomer  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:00:29pm

Venti

21 Buster Bunny  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:01:02pm

re: #17 spirochete

Blammo!

What number in Italian is Blammo?

Italian Spiderman

22 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:01:17pm
23 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:01:27pm

Yay, o'beer thirty.

24 little boomer  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:01:48pm

basta.re: #21 Buster Bunny

What number in Italian is Blammo?

Italian Spiderman

Blammessimo!

25 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:02:11pm

re: #19 Sharmuta

Ah- indeed. Forgive me, I was just over at youtube trying to figure out why anyone would listen to Beyonce's "Single Ladies". I fear it damaged some brain cells just to listen to half that song.

Treat yourself to some real music. This is my and my wife's song.

26 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:02:24pm

Only The Beasties can cure the Beyonce hangover

27 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:02:24pm

Oh, new thread.

I was still enjoying the banning from the last thread.

Why is it so hard for some people to learn the simple lizard rules?

28 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:02:31pm

re: #2 ggt

Fresh coffee, with cream and sugar . . .

HERE!

Coffee? We don't need no stinking coffee!
/

29 spirochete  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:03:03pm

re: #21 Buster Bunny

What number in Italian is Blammo?

Italian Spiderman

3 million?

30 Buster Bunny  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:03:12pm

re: #22 ploome hineni

Al Jazzeera shocked

Wow ... my care factor of Al - Jihadeera's weeping croc tears rates a 0.000247 on the Richter scale. And that still rounds down to a nice round ZERO.

31 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:03:16pm
32 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:03:23pm

re: #9 NJDhockeyfan

I just finished a cold beer. Yum.

Drinking-no fears.

33 spirochete  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:04:03pm

re: #27 kay1212

Oh, new thread.

I was still enjoying the banning from the last thread.

Why is it so hard for some people to learn the simple lizard rules?

Who got banned?

34 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:04:16pm
35 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:04:45pm

re: #26 Sharmuta

Only The Beasties can cure the Beyonce hangover



With the Beastie Boys using the word Gardenia in that song, I was successfully able to convince my younger brother it was the dirtiest swear word in existence. Letting my mother in on this, we held it over his head for the better part of year before letting him in on the joke.

36 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:04:56pm

re: #21 Buster Bunny

What number in Italian is Blammo?

How many is a Brazilian?

37 SurferDoc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:05:01pm

Good evening, Lizards!

38 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:05:43pm

re: #31 ploome hineni

re: #33 spirochete

Forgot the name right away. Someone who doesn't understand Charles' ID threads. They don't seem to make the connection that the ID movement in the Republican party is not a good thing. It removes all credibility for the other things we'd like to have happen. Like our safety from other fundamentalist movements.

39 Racer X  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:06:19pm

"Speaking of dope, anyone know where I can score some doobie snacks?"

40 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:06:23pm

re: #36 gmsc

How many is a Brazilian?

One order of magnitude less than a Sicilian.

41 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:06:25pm
42 logboy  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:07:08pm

re: #1 Erik The Red

Morning Lizards on the hopen thread. Anyone drinking their fears away tonight?

I'm knocking back a Spotted Cow.

43 So?  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:07:16pm
44 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:07:28pm

Jimmah is trying to make peace between his terrorist friends...

WASHINGTON - Jimmy Carter is still trying his hand at peacemaking - this time among Palestinians themselves. In an interview with the Globe yesterday, Carter said he had obtained an agreement in writing from the leaders of the militant movement Hamas, which controls the Gaza Strip, and the moderate Fatah party, which rules in the West Bank, to form a unity government of technocrats.

"They both have some preconditions, which is not very good," the former president said. "But [Prime Minister] Salam Fayyad, representing Fatah, could form a government with Hamas in a very short time under the auspices of Saudi Arabia and Egypt."

45 SurferDoc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:07:32pm

Drinking Arizona Green Tea here.

46 Buster Bunny  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:07:42pm

re: #34 ploome hineni

hope you watched the presentation

the 'shocking' finding are hilarious

Yeah I watched it. The idea of the Arab TV station being 'shocked' by the idea of spurring soldiers on to fight the enemy.

Who'da thunk it?

Must be a Jihadi Jew thing. Those poor sweet Muslims could never understand such crazed logic.

47 Erik The Red  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:08:08pm

I don't know if anyone did. I think its time for stretch to go. He is learning nothing here and he spews the same shit time and again.

Karma: -1,905

stretch

Registered since: Mar 13, 2008 at 7:18 pm
No. of comments posted: 278
No. of links posted: 0

48 logboy  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:08:18pm

Real, you over here yet?

49 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:08:53pm

re: #46 Buster Bunny

Yeah I watched it. The idea of the Arab TV station being 'shocked' by the idea of spurring soldiers on to fight the enemy.

Who'da thunk it?

Must be a Jihadi Jew thing. Those poor sweet Muslims could never understand such crazed logic.

The idea of fighting to protect the lives of innocents rather than trying to kill civilians in cold blood must come as a real shocker to them

50 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:09:10pm

No one got banned- it was a deletion.

51 itellu3times  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:09:17pm

TV showing yet another high speed chase up and down the 91 freeway in and about Los Angeles.

52 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:09:42pm

re: #47 Erik The Red

I second that motion. I thought stretch might be gone by the end of the thread but it turned out to be jamsler. Also, rightly so.

53 logboy  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:09:51pm

re: #47 Erik The Red

I don't know if anyone did. I think its time for stretch to go. He is learning nothing here and he spews the same shit time and again.

Karma: -1,905

stretch

Registered since: Mar 13, 2008 at 7:18 pm
No. of comments posted: 278
No. of links posted: 0

Wow... there is nothing like a -685% disapproval rating.

54 freetoken  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:09:54pm

re: #38 kay1212

The ID threads are more broad than just the current Republican fetish for creationists... the conversation is about our society in general and the need to keep from turning the clocks back to a previous era.

55 spirochete  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:09:56pm

re: #51 itellu3times

TV showing yet another high speed chase up and down the 91 freeway in and about Los Angeles.

With her spoon?

56 Racer X  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:10:27pm

re: #51 itellu3times

TV showing yet another high speed chase up and down the 91 freeway in and about Los Angeles.

Nascar is like a high speed chase - except it's all left turns and no cops.

57 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:10:35pm

re: #50 Sharmuta

No one got banned- it was a deletion.

Oh, I thought it was a banning because there were so many deleted posts in a row.

58 SurferDoc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:11:33pm

re: #44 NJDhockeyfan

Jimmah is trying to make peace between his terrorist friends...

It will be a minor miracle if this dickhead doesn't start a world war.

59 Buster Bunny  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:11:35pm

re: #50 Sharmuta

No one got banned- it was a deletion.

Wheres the Kaboom! There was supposed to be an almighty Kaboom !

- Misquoted Marvin the Martian.

60 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:11:36pm

Beastie Boys- Paul Revere

61 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:11:46pm

re: #54 freetoken

The ID threads are more broad than just the current Republican fetish for creationists... the conversation is about our society in general and the need to keep from turning the clocks back to a previous era.

You summed it up nicely on the other thread. It's a real problem.

62 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:11:52pm

re: #51 itellu3times

TV showing yet another high speed chase up and down the 91 freeway in and about Los Angeles.

He's moving pretty fast.

63 SummerSong  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:12:38pm

Another L.A. police pursuit on T.V.

Really moving fast. I hope the perp doesn't smash into anyone.

64 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:13:03pm

re: #56 Racer X

Nascar is like a high speed chase - except it's all left turns and no cops.

Drive fast, turn left.

65 Buster Bunny  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:13:14pm

re: #58 SurferDoc

It will be a minor miracle if this dickhead doesn't start a world war.

I could think of 101 things to do with that crook, but he's got high powered swamp friends looking after his Rabbit tail. Grassy Knoll is too good for him.

66 Erik The Red  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:13:51pm

re: #50 Sharmuta

Sharmuta aren't you and salimantis sick of dealing with stretch yet. He is fun to kick around but I will not even debate him unless he attacks a fellow Lizard. Much like fux fiat who I missed his banning but they are one and the same.

67 logboy  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:14:14pm

re: #64 Unakite

Drive fast, turn left. Repeat.

Fixed that for you.

68 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:14:20pm

re: #59 Buster Bunny

Wheres the Kaboom! There was supposed to be an almighty Kaboom !

- Misquoted Marvin the Martian.

Not misquoted, "paraphrased."

69 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:14:28pm

re: #1 Erik The Red

Morning Lizards on the hopen thread. Anyone drinking their fears away tonight?

In the words of Chumbawamba:

♪♫
"He drinks the whiskey drink,
He drinks the whiskey drink,
He drinks the whiskey drink,
He drinks the whiskey drink."
♪♫

Okay, so I'm fresh out of lager, cider, and vodka. But I'm still pissin' the night away...

70 NJDhockeyfan  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:14:36pm

re: #63 SummerSong

Another L.A. police pursuit on T.V.

Really moving fast. I hope the perp doesn't smash into anyone.

The lady commentator said "He went through a red light!"

LOL

71 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:15:38pm

re: #50 Sharmuta

No one got banned- it was a deletion.

Quintus_Arius got the stick.

72 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:15:42pm

re: #35 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You're mean! LOL

73 logboy  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:15:49pm

I say we all stop speaking about trolls,at least by name. It gives them way too much credit, and more incentive to do it again.

74 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:15:57pm

This LA police pursuit is going to end badly.

75 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:16:00pm

re: #71 CyanSnowHawk

True! I forgot.

76 Opilio  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:16:18pm

re: #53 logboy

Wow... there is nothing like a -685% disapproval rating.

Except, perhaps, a 3438% disapproval rating.

77 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:16:25pm

Remember folks...when you're visiting Boston, be sure to swing by Beacon Hill's Seven's Alehouse...supposedly the real-life inspiration for Cheers (although most bars in Boston claim that distinction- the actual inspiration for Cheers is a tourist trap called the Bull & Finch that overplayed their hand).

78 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:16:25pm

re: #67 logboy

Fixed that for you.

Thanks, it's late. Just watch out for the wall.

79 SummerSong  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:16:29pm

re: #70 NJDhockeyfan

The lady commentator said "He went through a red light!"

LOL

Yeah, I heard that. LOL You must be watching channel 7?

80 Pietr  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:17:16pm

re: #48 logboy

Real, you over here yet?

I think RW said g'nite before the end of last thread, Logboy.

81 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:17:38pm

re: #66 Erik The Red

No- the trolls keep things interesting.

82 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:17:51pm

re: #70 NJDhockeyfan

The lady commentator said "He went through a red light!"

LOL

What channel?

83 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:17:55pm

A 2001 Kia can outrun the police in two cities?

84 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:17:57pm

re: #77 Fenway_Nation

YES!

/Now if I can coax 777 comments out of this thread.

85 stevieray  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:18:45pm

re: #71 CyanSnowHawk

Quintus_Arius got the stick.

What was the reason?

86 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:19:08pm
87 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:20:24pm

re: #85 stevieray

What was the reason?

No idea, I just went through the thread looking for deleted posts and checked the user. He was the only one I saw blocked.

88 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:20:49pm
89 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:21:35pm

re: #72 Sharmuta

You're mean! LOL

The funny part was, there is a town named Gardenia in the region where we live, he just never noticed. My mom told him if he got good grades for the rest of the school year, we would tell him what the word meant. We would actually catch him muttering Gardenia when something pissed him off, with me threatening to tell mom and mom pulling "I better never hear you say that again". Of course, he was 11 at the time and this was before the internet.

The day we told him was one of the funniest moments in my life.

90 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:22:21pm
91 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:22:23pm

Not sure our Paul Revere will enjoy the Beasties, but perhaps he'll like this:

John Mayer- Who Did You Think I Was

92 Bob Dillon  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:22:26pm

And he was right on.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

93 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:23:03pm

re: #89 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Hilarious

94 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:24:00pm

re: #93 Sharmuta

Hilarious

Obviously scarred him for life. He is the pirate captain in this series.

95 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:25:19pm

re: #90 ploome hineni

Neat...I think the closest I got to national TV exposure was when I was stationed in Georgia and the Olympic torch came through Hinesville. Me and some guys in my platoon went to the ceremony in civvies.

/I was there in the background somewhere.

96 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:25:41pm

Be sure to visit 99's steakhouse, too!

97 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:26:08pm

LA Car Chase: North on Cherry in Long Beach

98 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:26:18pm

A high speed chase in a Kia just doesnt seem right

99 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:26:41pm

re: #96 Fenway_Nation


Damn....shoulda quit while I was ahead.

100 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:26:41pm

re: #94 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

That's why you use the back door. LOL

101 MrPaulRevere  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:27:00pm

re: #91 Sharmuta

Is this the same John Mayer Jennifer Aniston is dating? he's quite talented thanks.

102 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:27:25pm

re: #97 gmsc

Looks like he'll be bailing out of the car soon now that he seems to be in familiar territory.

103 esch  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:27:59pm

Way OT:

Is there a way to sort your comments by karma? Just curious, ya know.

104 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:27:59pm

The video link is not loading.

ABC in San Diego (10) just picked it up.

105 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:28:08pm

re: #100 Sharmuta

That's why you use the back door. LOL

I try, but the wife isn't always ....

OH THE BUS'S BACKDOOR!

Nevermind

106 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:28:15pm
107 Gozer the Carpathian  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:28:31pm

Good old Asimov. :)

108 [deleted]  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:28:48pm
109 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:28:53pm

re: #101 MrPaulRevere

It is the same.

110 logboy  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:29:53pm

This is like a live LGF edition of Cops

111 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:30:10pm

Archie- he's another of his that I love called Vultures

112 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:30:29pm

re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Naughty!

113 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:30:52pm

No headlights on the KIA anymore. Maybe that semi and the side wall knocked them out.

Oh the car is stopped

114 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:31:02pm

Trivia question: In the Archie comic strip and cartoons, what was Archie's last name?

115 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:31:32pm

And it ends. Hands up. Walking out. Lifting up shirt. No weapons.

116 SummerSong  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:31:40pm

Nice - No one hurt.

117 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:31:46pm

He's got his hands up - it looks like this is over.

118 stevieray  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:32:11pm

re: #98 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

A high speed chase in a Kia just doesnt seem right

In a few more years, the cops will be chasing him in their Priuses...

119 SurferDoc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:32:35pm

Michael Franks should sue John Mayer to get his act back.

120 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:32:51pm

The newscasters are saying the car was stolen. Owner won't be happy when it's returned.

121 SurferDoc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:32:54pm

re: #114 gmsc

Trivia question: In the Archie comic strip and cartoons, what was Archie's last name?

Andrews

122 Bob Dillon  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:33:10pm

re: #114 gmsc

Trivia question: In the Archie comic strip and cartoons, what was Archie's last name?

re: #114 gmsc

Trivia question: In the Archie comic strip and cartoons, what was Archie's last name?

Andrews

123 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:33:17pm

re: #118 stevieray

In a few more years, the cops will be chasing him in their Priuses...

...shortly before they chase the criminals on their bicycles.

124 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:33:34pm

re: #118 stevieray

In a few more years, the cops will be chasing him in their Priuses...

A return to the 70s, when the San Diego PD were driving around in 4cylinder Fairmonts. You could outrun them in a stock VW Beetle.

125 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:33:43pm

re: #121 SurferDoc

Andrews

re: #122 Bobibutu

Andrews

Correct! Both of you win 1 upding each!

126 SummerSong  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:33:44pm

re: #119 SurferDoc

Heh, that's funny.

127 MrPaulRevere  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:33:59pm

That car chase was lame. I miss the Gaza cam.....

128 Bob Dillon  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:34:22pm

re: #121 SurferDoc

Andrews

You got it.

129 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:34:33pm

re: #120 kay1212

The newscasters are saying the car was stolen. Owner won't be happy when it's returned.

It was a Kia, aren't they disposable?

130 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:34:53pm

re: #120 kay1212

The newscasters are saying the car was stolen. Owner won't be happy when it's returned.


It's a KIA....I'm not so sure the owner was so happy when he purchased it.

131 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:34:55pm

re: #118 stevieray

In a few more years, the cops will be chasing him in their Priuses...

Kragaristan only authorizes V-8 interceptors for use by its police forces.

132 SurferDoc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:34:58pm

re: #126 SummerSong

Heh, that's funny.

Not to Michael Franks, I bet!

133 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:34:59pm

re: #123 gmsc

...shortly before they chase the criminals on their bicycles.

134 stevieray  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:36:24pm

re: #131 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Kragaristan only authorizes V-8 interceptors for use by its police forces.

... just like Mad Max.

135 kay1212  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:36:42pm

re: #129 CyanSnowHawk

re: #130 Fenway_Nation

KIA jokes. LOL

136 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:36:48pm

re: #114 gmsc

Trivia question: In the Archie comic strip and cartoons, what was Archie's last name?

Andrews?

137 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:37:42pm

One more Archie- Mayer covering I Got a Woman

138 Bob Dillon  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:37:46pm

re: #136 Unakite

Andrews?

Bonk - a question?

139 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:38:04pm

re: #134 stevieray

... just like Mad Max.

Who is this Mad Max you speak of?

140 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:38:31pm

re: #118 stevieray

In a few more years, the cops will be chasing him in their Priuses...

That's OK, I'm sure Dear Leader will make sure his Schutzstaffel, er, "Civilian Security Force" will be well equipped, with special rights that the average citizen doesn't have.

141 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:38:57pm

re: #131 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Kragaristan only authorizes V-8 interceptors for use by its police forces.

I was at a Ford dealer today. They had a Mustang GT500 KR on the showroom floor. About $78k sticker price with a $25k dealer premium. $103k to drive it off the floor.

142 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:39:09pm

re: #136 Unakite

Andrews?

I'm sorry, you needed to put that in the form of an answer.

J/K - Andrews is correct. I'll upding you.

143 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:39:55pm

re: #138 Bobibutu

Bonk - a question?

A hesitant guess. Haven't read Archie comics in decades (but I still remember Betty).

144 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:40:10pm

re: #114 gmsc

Trivia question: In the Archie comic strip and cartoons, what was Archie's last name?

Manning?

145 stevieray  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:40:23pm

re: #139 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Who is this Mad Max you speak of?

Just a guy with a cool car.

146 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:40:40pm

re: #144 Fenway_Nation

Manning?

Nope. Andrews.

147 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:40:46pm

re: #145 stevieray

Just a guy with a cool car.

Nope, doesn't ring a bell

148 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:42:13pm

re: #147 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nope, doesn't ring a bell

He's the guy supposed to save us after the Pockyclypes.

149 MrPaulRevere  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:42:40pm

re: #137 Sharmuta

He's talented alright, but he's not 'all that'. I'd love to hear what Charles says about his style and level of musicianship.

150 Opilio  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:43:54pm

re: #147 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nope, doesn't ring a bell

Mad Max

151 Kragar  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:43:55pm

re: #148 CyanSnowHawk

He's the guy supposed to save us after the Pockyclypes.

Same guy as who was in Steel Dawn?

152 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:44:52pm

re: #149 MrPaulRevere

Seems to me these days not many musicians are "all that". Nor many singers either. I'm still trying to figure out what qualifies Britney Spears to be considered one.

153 MrPaulRevere  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:45:23pm

The British called - They want their guns back! --I found this gem over at Aces place. It shows precisely what happens when 'progressives' seize control of your judicial system.

154 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:45:40pm

OMG. Jay Leno just did a side by side comparison between the kid that played Damien in The Omen and Blago. It's a little scary.

155 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:46:55pm

re: #151 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Same guy as who was in Steel Dawn?

No, but in a pinch, him and his kin will do.

156 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:46:57pm

re: #152 Sharmuta

Seems to me these days not many musicians are "all that". Nor many singers either. I'm still trying to figure out what qualifies Britney Spears to be considered one.

Hype. Sensationalism. Media attention.

157 gmsc  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:48:14pm

re: #154 CyanSnowHawk

OMG. Jay Leno just did a side by side comparison between the kid that played Damien in The Omen and Blago. It's a little scary.

He does look a little like Sam Neill in Omen III.

158 MrPaulRevere  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:49:35pm

re: #152 Sharmuta

I remember when the industry created and shoved the 'Monkees' down everyone's throat. Some things never change.

159 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:51:25pm

It's like Dennis Leary said, "Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi on a helicopter."

160 Unakite  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:53:33pm

re: #158 MrPaulRevere

I remember when the industry created and shoved the 'Monkees' down everyone's throat. Some things never change.

"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees." I remember that, too. But I was a kid then, and I didn't learn until later that they were a fake.

161 Erik The Red  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:57:13pm

A young guy moves to Sydney and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." Well, the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid, "One." The manager, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid, "$101,237.64." The manager excitedly says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell him!?"

The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 wheel drive Jeep." The manager, "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"

The kid, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, "Well, since your weekend's fucked you might as well go fishing!"

162 MrPaulRevere  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:57:21pm

re: #159 Sharmuta

I had the pleasure of seeing SRV and double trouble in 84 at the Midland theater in KC. A great show!

163 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:58:31pm

re: #143 Unakite

A hesitant guess. Haven't read Archie comics in decades (but I still remember Betty).

I still remember Veronica (Lodge?). Someone who knows more about it than me said that Betty was more or less a de-facto stand in for Veronica Lake and Veronica was one for Bettie Paige....only the first names were switched up.

164 Oh no...Sand People!  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:59:41pm

re: #1 Erik The Red

Morning Lizards on the hopen thread. Anyone drinking their fears away tonight?

Nah, just educating them away.

165 Sharmuta  Fri, Jan 30, 2009 11:59:43pm

re: #162 MrPaulRevere

I had the pleasure to see Tim Conway at Midland in The Odd Couple. Great show, but just slightly different than SRV.

166 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:00:28am

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here."

"Where are you from, son?"

"Texas, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Texas."

"No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

167 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:01:28am

re: #160 Unakite

"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees." I remember that, too. But I was a kid then, and I didn't learn until later that they were a fake.

Funny, I always enjoyed them precisely because I understood them to be fake.

168 Seax  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:03:58am

re #153.
During WW2 when the Brits thought that the German Army were
going to pay them a actual visit, they buried a HEAP of weapons
all over the place. I read an account of one soldier who was given
a huge number stens/brens/303s and associated ammo and told to go henceforth and bury them ( farms,barns etc ) - the interesting
part was that there were no records to be kept.According to the
soldier he wasn't the only one doing that.
So somewhere all over England these are waiting to be found.
A good friends Dad found a box of grenades when he was a kid -
...he did say that they were rather loud.
I suppose the 'progressives' have nightmares over those sort of
'historical artifacts'...LOL.

169 freetoken  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:04:49am

re: #167 gmsc

Funny, I always enjoyed them precisely because I understood them to be fake.

Speaking of fake but enjoyed....

170 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:05:20am

I read somewhere that SRV took the helicopter out in order to meet his new love after his divorce, a very sad story. In any event this one is my personal favorite. And he was indeed 'all that'.

171 spirochete  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:05:34am

re: #168 Seax

Friend of mine in the Swiss army did the same thing. Buried airplanes (for whatever reason) and never found some of them.

172 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:06:34am

re: #160 Unakite

"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees." I remember that, too. But I was a kid then, and I didn't learn until later that they were a fake.

I remember Paul McCartney talking about how when the Fab Four first heard of the Monkees. Paul said that they were worried, from what they heard, that these guys could be the next Beatles.

When the eventually did get to meet the Monkees and see them in action, Ringo is said to have quipped, "These guys aren't the next Beatles! They're the next Marx Brothers!"

173 CyanSnowHawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:06:41am

re: #168 Seax

re #153.
During WW2 when the Brits thought that the German Army were
going to pay them a actual visit, they buried a HEAP of weapons
all over the place. I read an account of one soldier who was given
a huge number stens/brens/303s and associated ammo and told to go henceforth and bury them ( farms,barns etc ) - the interesting
part was that there were no records to be kept.According to the
soldier he wasn't the only one doing that.
So somewhere all over England these are waiting to be found.
A good friends Dad found a box of grenades when he was a kid -
...he did say that they were rather loud.
I suppose the 'progressives' have nightmares over those sort of
'historical artifacts'...LOL.

Yipes. So, just how stable do you suppose WWII ordinance is now?

174 Killian Bundy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:07:08am

Huckabee is on RedEye.

/wonder what it took to blackmail him into that?

175 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:08:13am

Beer Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer products:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

176 CyanSnowHawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:09:38am

re: #172 gmsc

I remember Paul McCartney talking about how when the Fab Four first heard of the Monkees. Paul said that they were worried, from what they heard, that these guys could be the next Beatles.

When the eventually did get to meet the Monkees and see them in action, Ringo is said to have quipped, "These guys aren't the next Beatles! They're the next Marx Brothers!"

I love the car.

177 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:09:57am

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.

He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is fine!"

The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass, and would fight at he drop of a hat.

The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to get mad.

The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!"

The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said, "Damn it, grandpa, you're drunk. Go home!"

178 CyanSnowHawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:10:49am

re: #175 Erik The Red

Beer Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer products:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

The good part is, with a warning this large, the bottles should hold considerable more than 12oz. now.

179 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:12:32am

re: #170 MrPaulRevere

Not SRV, but my father has turned my little nephew on to this song. The Blues will never die.

180 Unakite  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:12:54am

Another democrat who hasn't paid taxes is going to be the Secretary of Health and Human Services

And oh, yeah. It was just another ($100,000) mistake.

And oh, yeah, too. He only paid back taxes and interest. Ya think if anyone else made a $100,000 "mistake" on their taxes their would be some penalties added (or some jail time)?

181 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:13:32am

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's

182 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:14:21am

re: #180 Unakite

Don't worry, Orrin Hatch will take care of it. /

183 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:15:20am

re: #181 Erik The Red

10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

Of course not! It looks more like a small t.
;)

184 stevieray  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:16:42am

World Social Forum tells Davos to fix crisis -- or else

The global recession sure has emboldened all of the thieves, parasites, and fascists of the world. Every top-down, government control freak thinks it their time.

Its never time for monsters -- look in the mirror, social justice league. You've never been anything other than slavers -- pretty words and free stuff can't fix the broken societies of the third world.

185 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:18:12am
186 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:18:23am

re: #179 Sharmuta

I'll see that and raise you.... ZZ top - Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings

187 Unakite  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:18:58am

re: #161 Erik The Red

A young guy moves to Sydney and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." Well, the manager liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid, "One." The manager, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid, "$101,237.64." The manager excitedly says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell him!?"

The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 wheel drive Jeep." The manager, "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"

The kid, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, "Well, since your weekend's fucked you might as well go fishing!"

Eerie! that joke is only about $700 less than the $101,943 that Tom Daschle paid in back taxes.

188 Unakite  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:20:51am

re: #163 Fenway_Nation

I still remember Veronica (Lodge?). Someone who knows more about it than me said that Betty was more or less a de-facto stand in for Veronica Lake and Veronica was one for Bettie Paige....only the first names were switched up.

I wouldn't know, but Betty's last name was Cooper (sorry, early morning and it just popped into my head).

189 CyanSnowHawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:21:05am

re: #187 Unakite

Eerie! that joke is only about $700 less than the $101,943 that Tom Daschle paid in back taxes.

Tom Daschle is a joke that is going to cost us a whole lot more than that.

190 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:21:08am

re: #186 MrPaulRevere

Embedding disabled. :(

191 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:22:48am

re: #190 Sharmuta

I saw after I posted it...cut and paste my title into you tube, it pops right up.

192 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:23:33am

re: #191 MrPaulRevere

I just clicked on it again and it took me right to the page at youtube.

193 Unakite  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:23:35am

re: #167 gmsc

Funny, I always enjoyed them precisely because I understood them to be fake.

I liked the TV show (I was a kid). I just didn't find out (or figure out) until later that they were fake.

194 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:26:14am

re: #1 Erik The Red

Morning Lizards on the hopen thread. Anyone drinking their fears away tonight?

tonight?

/btw: what are "fears"?

195 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:26:41am

Not really sure how to top SRV for blues, so this will have to do

196 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:27:42am

re: #192 Sharmuta

And to think, our good friends in headscarves would burn us alive for listening to such decadence!

197 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:28:21am

The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

I won't ruin the surprise of how cool this snack tray is, but I will tease you with the ingredients:

Ingredients:

The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines

The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese

The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)

The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix

The Blimp:
20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn't optional. Go buy one.)

TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47

198 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:28:36am

re: #174 Killian Bundy

Huckabee is on RedEye.

/wonder what it took to blackmail him into that?

publicity?

his 15 nanoseconds are *so* over.....

199 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:29:06am

re: #194 redc1c4

/btw: what are "fears"?

It's what people experience just before trying your fruitcup.
;)

200 Unakite  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:29:27am

re: #175 Erik The Red

Beer Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer products:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

I know those warnings are B.S. I don't wear a bra.

201 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:30:44am

re: #200 Unakite

I know those warnings are B.S. I don't wear a bra.

That's how bad some alcohol can be - you'll be wondering what the hell happened to piece of clothing you weren't wearing in the first place!

202 CyanSnowHawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:31:31am

Weet dreams everybody.

203 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:31:46am

re: #180 Unakite

Another democrat who hasn't paid taxes is going to be the Secretary of Health and Human Services

And oh, yeah. It was just another ($100,000) mistake.

And oh, yeah, too. He only paid back taxes and interest. Ya think if anyone else made a $100,000 "mistake" on their taxes their would be some penalties added (or some jail time)?

it's all just part of creating the most ethical Administration of all time.....

204 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:32:09am

re: #202 CyanSnowHawk

Weet dreams everybody.

Goodnight, CSH!

205 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:32:49am

re: #199 gmsc

It's what people experience just before trying your fruitcup.
/white smoke
;)

FTFY!

206 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:33:51am

re: #205 redc1c4

FTFY!

Thanks - I never got clear on the smokes.
(So to speak.)

207 CyanSnowHawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:34:44am
208 SummerSong  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:36:23am

Shoe monument in northern Iraq taken down -


[Link: www.monstersandcritics.com...]

209 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:37:30am

Can you imagine how big this monster is going to be if the stimulus passes?

210 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:39:12am

re: #206 gmsc

Thanks - I never got clear on the smokes.
(So to speak.)

one more time:
Smoke and Pyro

White Smoke---Covering/Screening only
Yellow Smoke---Designated target (Fire at will)
Purple Smoke---All after is sarcastic
Green Smoke---Kook Identifed
White Star Cluster---All Clear
Yellow Star Cluster---Cease-fire
Red Star Cluster---Danger

Some Examples:

Red says something smart and instead of "ducking," pops white smoke and disengages.

/
think of white smoke as a combo sarc/joke tag

211 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:39:37am

re: #197 gmsc

Sounds worthy of an appropriate salute, gmsc.

212 Unakite  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:39:49am

re: #201 gmsc

That's how bad some alcohol can be - you'll be wondering what the hell happened to piece of clothing you weren't wearing in the first place!

Conversely, you'll end up wearing a peice of clothing that you weren't wearing in the first place and wondering where the hell it came from!

213 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:41:10am

BBL

214 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:41:39am

re: #153 MrPaulRevere

Aussies have the same problem.

215 Sharmuta  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:44:37am

re: #210 redc1c4

think of white smoke as a combo sarc/joke tag

Unless it's 420.

/white smoke

216 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:45:15am

re: #214 FamHistoryGuy

I have several online Aussie friends, they seem to be conflicted on the issue. I live by one simple rule when it comes to firearms: Better to have and not need than need and not have.

217 Throbert McGee  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:50:23am

re: #163 Fenway_Nation

I still remember Veronica (Lodge?). Someone who knows more about it than me said that Betty was more or less a de-facto stand in for Veronica Lake and Veronica was one for Bettie Page....only the first names were switched up.

M-must... resist... temptation... to Google for "Archie/Reggie slash fanfic"

(We know that Archie was at least bi-curious, so hey, it could happen...)

P.S. Okay, I could see Veronica Lodge as being secretly a Bondage & Discipline gal, like Page -- but Betty Cooper was just not sultry. (And she never had the peek-a-boo bangs, either -- so the only thing she really had in common with Lake was being blonde.)

218 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:51:24am

re: #216 MrPaulRevere

I have several online Aussie friends, they seem to be conflicted on the issue. I live by one simple rule when it comes to firearms: Better to have and not need than need and not have.

when seconds count, the police are only minutes away......

219 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:52:49am

re: #217 Throbert McGee

M-must... resist... temptation... to Google for "Archie/Reggie slash fanfic"

(We know that Archie was at least bi-curious, so hey, it could happen...)

P.S. Okay, I could see Veronica Lodge as being secretly a Bondage & Discipline gal, like Page -- but Betty Cooper was just not sultry. (And she never had the peek-a-boo bangs, either -- so the only thing she really had in common with Lake was being blonde.)

Wasn't there a pre-Maynard G Krebbs guy named Jughead?
Wore a funny hat?

220 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:54:17am

re: #216 MrPaulRevere

A good rule to live by.

221 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:54:19am

re: #219 mean Gene

Wasn't there a pre-Maynard G Krebbs guy named Jughead?
Wore a funny hat?

and now he's President.......

/white smoke

222 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:55:14am

Which gets me thinking.
WHY, with all of the retro TV and movies, can't someone redo Dobbie Gillis?
That was as much fun as Soupy Sales or The Avengers any day!

223 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:56:27am

y'all keep talkin 'bout the blues.

this is the blues.

224 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:58:22am

Preview of life under 0bamanomics:

(Yep - that's Brent Spiner - "Data" from Star Trek: The Next Generation)

225 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:58:49am

re: #218 redc1c4

Back when cnn had the community boards, I used to post on the Guns Under Fire board. Had the same kind of trolls and mobeys there as you do here. Got real tiresome replying to the same anti-gun trash time after time.

226 IslandLibertarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:59:09am

remake The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis?
lets see, Dobie played by Brad Pitt,
Maynard played by the "Mac" guy,
there'd be parts for all the latest box office idols..........

NO THANKS!

227 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 12:59:39am

re: #217 Throbert McGee

Okay, I could see Veronica Lodge as being secretly a Bondage & Discipline gal, like Page

Oh...gosh.....that particular thought never crossed my mind there.

/Sorry- distracted by Opera hotties.

//I suppose it's a good sign that the brunette's older than me and can still considered a hottie

228 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:02:11am

Jewish kids TV Far, far different than pali.

229 mean Gene  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:03:08am

re: #226 IslandLibertarian

remake The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis?
lets see, Dobie played by Brad Pitt,
Maynard played by the "Mac" guy,
there'd be parts for all the latest box office idols..........

NO THANKS!

I was actually thinking more in line with the cast of Chuck.
A low budget TV series, not a Hollywood blockbuster.
(I mean, Cathy Bates is too old to play Zelda anyway.)

230 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:06:41am

re: #225 FamHistoryGuy

Back when cnn had the community boards, I used to post on the Guns Under Fire board. Had the same kind of trolls and mobeys there as you do here. Got real tiresome replying to the same anti-gun trash time after time.

trolls & mobys have a Hobbesian life here...... nasty, brutish and short.

/but oh so interetaining for the natives. %-)

231 Throbert McGee  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:07:52am

re: #197 gmsc

The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

I won't ruin the surprise of how cool this snack tray is, but I will tease you with the ingredients:

That is so fucking awesome, it makes me want to learn the rules of football just so I'll have a reason to host a Superbowl party to serve this at!

(Of course, I first need to save up for a big-screen TV. And make friends with people in my area who like football.)

232 Outrider  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:09:08am

re: #230 redc1c4

trolls & mobys have a Hobbesian life here...... nasty, brutish and short.

/but oh so interetaining for the natives. %-)

have to admit, some of them are the most patient critters in the world. They will wait years to make a comment that will only last for a minute or two before getting deleted, and they get banned.

233 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:10:26am

Q: What is the difference between a Hamas moderate and the Easter Bunny?

A: One is something only gullible children believe in and doesn't exist and the other is a bunny with a bunch of colored eggs in a basket.

234 stevieray  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:10:33am

re: #232 Outrider

have to admit, some of them are the most patient critters in the world. They will wait years to make a comment that will only last for a minute or two before getting deleted, and they get banned.


Like those seven year cicadas...

235 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:12:31am

re: #230 redc1c4

The cnn moderators were far more lax than Charles. Capricious at times though.

236 IslandLibertarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:14:26am

re: #229 mean Gene

The original was a classic, well written with clever takes on life presented in an innocent way.
Todays version would probably be an endless stream of double entendres, boob jokes and idiot plots. I don't believe Hollywood could come close to the original.
But if they tried, Tina Fey as Zelda............

237 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:15:04am

re: #231 Throbert McGee

Excellent! You have really thought this through. Also, you remind me of Latka for some reason. :)

238 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:15:45am

re: #235 FamHistoryGuy

The cnn moderators were far more lax than Charles. Capricious at times though.

never went there, likely in part because i believe CNN stands for "Contains Nothing Newsworthy"........

239 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:18:17am

re: #237 BatGuano

Excellent! You have really thought this through. Also, you remind me of Latka for some reason. :)

latkes? .......... carefull now, r you'll get Throbert all w*rked up.

/white smoke

240 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:20:04am

re: #232 Outrider

have to admit, some of them are the most patient critters in the world. They will wait years to make a comment that will only last for a minute or two before getting deleted, and they get banned.

did they plan that far ahead, or were they just so stupid that they forgot they had the ID?

either way it comes out "Fail"...... %-)

241 redc1c4  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:21:24am

ok: i've killed the thread, so i'm gonna go fix up the fruitcup and hit the rack:

hasta y'all....................

L8r!

242 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:22:19am

re: #238 redc1c4

It was a place to vent and there was a chance to present the pro-2nd side to the undecided and possibly change a mind or two. Posted also on the Tailwind board and the Media board.

243 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:35:04am

Weird. This thread has gone strangely silent. Of course, I have made no significant contribution. I hope this does not mean no fruit cup.

244 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:40:45am

re: #243 BatGuano

Weird. This thread has gone strangely silent. Of course, I have made no significant contribution. I hope this does not mean no fruit cup.

LOL is probably keeping an eye on things, so I'll help out and keep this active!

245 TheMatrix31  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:43:46am

Early Campaign Poster Renderings For My Political Career....

Mostly in jest, but I suck at artistic creativity.

246 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:46:33am

re: #243 BatGuano

Not to worry... ;-)

247 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:47:01am

re: #246 littleoldlady

Not to worry... ;-)

That's good to hear!

248 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:47:39am

re: #245 TheMatrix31

My daughter wants to run for President, too. Maybe you can be a ticket. ;-)

/she's WAY better at Photoshop!

249 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:47:46am

re: #244 gmsc

Thanks. It was so slow, I just hit new comments. Normally you hit New comments and they drop faster than a whore's drawers.

250 TheMatrix31  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:48:13am

re: #248 littleoldlady

My daughter wants to run for President, too. Maybe you can be a ticket. ;-)

/she's WAY better at Photoshop!

For sure. The females always get the better artistic ability. I say we get together and draft a platform.

251 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:48:24am

re: #243 BatGuano

Well, most lizards work for a living and are somewhat tired or sleeping at this hour. I'm sure Daily Kos is jumping.

252 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:48:57am

re: #246 littleoldlady

Ooops. Don't read my indelicate comment at #249.

253 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:49:18am

Wonder if I can whip together some hats, t-shirts or bumper stickers with the stylized picture of Teleprompter Jesus with the caption 'Buyers Rem0rse'....complete with the stylized '0'.

/might not do so well...even the ones who agree with me (even tho' they didn't in November) don't want to advertise that they voted for 0bama. Plus there's no convincing his subjects creepily infatuated fanboys and girls....

254 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:50:58am

re: #249 BatGuano

Thanks. It was so slow, I just hit new comments. Normally you hit New comments and they drop faster than a whore's drawers.

Let's not get into that. The only reason I'm here tonight is because bail was set so low...

255 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:51:22am
don't want to advertise that they voted for 0bama

ALREADY?!

Bwahahaha!

256 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:51:39am
257 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:54:35am

re: #251 MrPaulRevere

I worked 'til midinght Friday, but most lizards have more traditional hours. Yeah, Daily Kos devotee's probably get gub'ment checks.

258 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:56:34am

re: #254 Fenway_Nation

So, the system works...?

259 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:57:05am

re: #256 Iron Fist

And Molotov cocktails...

260 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 1:59:28am

re: #254 Fenway_Nation

Let's not get into that. The only reason I'm here tonight is because bail was set so low...

re: #258 BatGuano

So, the system works...?

It's a reference to my experience coming home on the bus last night.

261 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:00:15am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet -------------------->
Help yourselves!

262 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:01:21am
263 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:01:27am

re: #249 BatGuano

"Normally you hit New comments and they drop faster than a whore's drawers." THAT was funny

264 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:02:28am

re: #260 gmsc

Thanks....I forgot the sarc tag/

265 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:03:35am

re: #261 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet -------------------->
Help yourselves!

Thanks!

266 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:03:41am

re: #261 littleoldlady
Thank you littleoldlady!

267 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:03:41am

re: #264 Fenway_Nation

Thanks....I forgot the sarc tag/

You're welcome.

268 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:04:40am

So, I wonder how long this lady has been waiting for 0bama to pay her mortgage and put gas in her car?

269 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:05:16am

gmsc! :-)

BatGuano! :-)

270 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:06:26am

re: #269 littleoldlady

gmsc! :-)

BatGuano! :-)

That could've been phrased better.
;)

271 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:06:29am

Fenway! :-)

Matrix! :-)

Iron Fist! :-)

MrPaulRevere! :-)

/did I miss anyone?

272 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:07:17am

re: #270 gmsc

An accident of consecutiveness... ;-)

273 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:08:35am

re: #260 gmsc

So basically, you're a good boy. Been in similar situations. I never understood what the attraction was to "those in the business".

274 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:10:43am

re: #271 littleoldlady

did I miss anyone?

If so, Ron White can help:

275 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:10:53am

re: #261 littleoldlady

Nice fruitcup.

276 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:11:05am
277 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:11:39am

re: #273 BatGuano

So basically, you're a good boy. Been in similar situations. I never understood what the attraction was to "those in the business".

Yep, and apparently the guy who got hauled away? Fenway_Nation!

I never saw the attraction, either.

278 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:12:05am
279 Mel Lono  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:13:44am

Makes me feel old to play this one, but it fits.

No fear.

280 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:13:45am

re: #263 MrPaulRevere

Thank you. I'll be here all the week.

281 IslandLibertarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:14:10am

re: #273 BatGuano

So basically, you're a good boy. Been in similar situations. I never understood what the attraction was to "those in the business".

What does a man pay a prostitute for?
To leave.
/so I've been told............

282 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:14:16am

FamHistoryGuy! :-)

283 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:16:06am

re: #281 IslandLibertarian

What does a man pay a prostitute for?
To leave.
/so I've been told............

Hello, I Must Be Going!

284 TheMatrix31  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:16:35am

Watching Steele on Hannity right now on replay....

Steele is awesome.

285 Mel Lono  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:16:40am

re: #271 littleoldlady

Morning maam. Sorry I'm late

286 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:17:23am

re: #276 Iron Fist

Where did you put that tattoo?

/you still have room for more? ;-)

I was one of your bottle-suppliers in college. ;-) But I always wanted to learn how to make one of those. (Inspired by the Warsaw ghetto uprising.)

287 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:18:02am

Mel!:-)

288 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:18:21am

re: #277 gmsc

re: #284 TheMatrix31

Ain't it the truth? Watching the same. I am as giddy as a school girl!

289 IslandLibertarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:18:46am

re: #261 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet -------------------->
Help yourselves!

I've been coming here for over two years now and I still can't find that damned buffet!
So, I'm going to bed. I'll have fruit for breakfast.

290 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:19:40am
291 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:20:34am

IslandLibertarian! :-)

There's some in the 'fridge for ya. :-)

292 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:23:55am

re: #290 Iron Fist

I thought being RNC Chairman effectively took him out of the running (?)

293 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:25:11am

re: #292 littleoldlady

I thought being RNC Chairman effectively took him out of the running (?)

Nah, that only applies when it's the DNC and the person in question is Howard Dean.

////

294 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:27:28am
295 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:27:38am

re: #284 TheMatrix31

My only regret about Steele as RNC chairman is that that's the best the GOP can offer him for now....

296 TheMatrix31  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:28:45am

LOL.

I really liked the end exchange --

Hannity - "Well we're lucky to have you, to lead the Republicans out of exile and to the promise land!"

Steele - **laughs** "Ah, well, my name ain't Moses, it's Steele, but I'm going to try my best!"

297 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:29:35am

re: #293 gmsc

Why would it disqualify him? He is smarter than our most recent Republican candidate and Steele is a conservative republican

298 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:30:31am

re: #295 Fenway_Nation

Best spot for a good leader.

299 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:31:07am

re: #294 Iron Fist

I just find it amazing that you volunteer to experience pain.

/yeah, I'm a wuss. wanna make somethin' of it?

;-)

300 Mel Lono  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:31:31am

re: #295 Fenway_Nation

Agreed. It's time to gird the loins.

301 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:32:16am
302 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:34:54am

re: #301 Iron Fist

I'm not sure on that. I don't know of it happening before, but Haley Barbour's name was thrown around as a possible this last season. He'd already fulfilled his obligation to the RNC, and was/is governor of a State. That would have been interesting just from the perspective of watching moonbats freak out over the "Christian cracker" from Mississippi.

Now they can freak out about Steele being a 'token' or Uncle Tom....if they're not throwing Oreos at him.

303 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:36:18am
304 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:39:39am
305 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:40:59am

re: #303 Iron Fist

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

That's like...zen, or something. Right?

;-)

/you're a better man than I, Gunga Din!
//...oh wait

306 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:41:30am

re: #297 BatGuano

Why would it disqualify him? He is smarter than our most recent Republican candidate and Steele is a conservative republican

I never said it would.

307 MrPaulRevere  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:42:08am

re: #302 Fenway_Nation

I like Michael Steele, but he has his work cut out for him. To say the least.

308 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:43:49am

re: #305 littleoldlady

Gunga Din portrayed by Sam Jafee.Sam Jafee later played Dr. Zorba on Ben Casey.

309 gmsc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:44:59am

Good night, all!

310 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:46:07am

re: #306 gmsc

An example of a relative newbie clicking on reply to one one post and answering another post.Sorry...

311 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:50:20am

re: #308 BatGuano

I forgot he was Dr Zorba. This is where you'd find the Dr Zorba I remember best.

'Night, gmsc! :-)

312 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:55:29am

re: #311 littleoldlady

Wow! Thank you littleoldlady. I saw 13 ghosts when when I was 7 years old and I was too scared to look through viewer.

313 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 2:57:30am

re: #312 BatGuano

Also William Castle's Mr. Sardonicus scared the crap out me.

314 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:02:03am

re: #312 BatGuano

What I remember most is my little brother walking around the house doing his zombie-routine: "Dr Zoooorrba! Dr Zoooorrrba!" ;-)

315 Tamron  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:02:06am

Putin needs to apply some serious Depends to this big mess:

RUSSIAN OIL SPILLS AMOUNT TO AN ESTIMATED 20 PERCENT OF THEIR PRODUCTION

Photo caption by M Francis, on December 26, 2007:

"This is one of the thousands of oil spills that are never cleaned up across the Former Soviet Union (FSU), from here to Azabaijan. It is estimated that 20% of produced oil is on the ground not in the pipeline. Sensitive eco-systems like this will never repair, corruption and the fact that very few people from the west get to visit these areas allows this wholesale distruction to continue. Dont think of world bank help, it was tried for an oil spill close to here and the mafia took most of the money. This photo was taken 1 year after the money had gone."


Here are the Google Earth latitude/longitude coordinates of where the pictured spill is located (in Decimal Degrees):

66.323257, 57.234716

(Copy/paste the above line into Google Earth's "Where To" box, and press Enter)

That area of Russia is reported to have approx. 200 oil spills each year.

Here's a bit more relevant info:

[Link: www.american.edu...]

316 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:03:05am

Tamron! :-)

317 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:03:07am

Well...on that happy note (and after posting some links about the Iraqi elections, convicted Cuban spies who feel emboldened now that they have a friend in the White House and the economic durability of strip clubs) I should probably head off to bed.

318 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:03:55am

re: #317 Fenway_Nation

Before you do, I need computer help.

/I did something incredibly schtoopid...

:-(

319 Tamron  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:04:25am

Hiya, LOL!

Wondering how come you are always up at this time of the night...

Whatcha doin?
.

320 Tamron  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:06:02am

re: #318 littleoldlady

Before you do, I need computer help.

/I did something incredibly schtoopid...

:-(

Ooohhh! Whassup? Lemme help.
.

321 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:06:40am

re: #314 littleoldlady

Hell, I was too scared to do that!

322 Fenway_Nation  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:08:47am

re: #318 littleoldlady


Not really my field of expertise.....but I suspect there are other lizards present who might be able to help.

323 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:10:28am

So [kvelling, because I'm not a total anti-nerd] here's what I did right so far:

I upgraded the mac to Leopard (OX 10.5) and installed Microsoft Office...ALL BY MYSELF! Today I hope to install CS2. (Please G-d!)

I set up my new PC ALL BY MYSELF! and installed Microsoft Office. Today I have a couple of little applications to install [my Olympus camera software and Photoshop Elements] which I hope to do ALL BY MYSELF.

Here's the stupid part...I moved my old PC over to the other side of the desk and re-plugged all the wires. The "Hardware Wizard" says it's finding new hardware - my mouse AND my keyboard! I can't get out of that window because both the mouse and the keyboard won't work until I get...out of that window.

I TOLD you it was schtoopid! :-(

324 Tamron  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:12:37am

re: #323 littleoldlady

So [kvelling, because I'm not a total anti-nerd] here's what I did right so far:

I upgraded the mac to Leopard (OX 10.5) and installed Microsoft Office...ALL BY MYSELF! Today I hope to install CS2. (Please G-d!)

I set up my new PC ALL BY MYSELF! and installed Microsoft Office. Today I have a couple of little applications to install [my Olympus camera software and Photoshop Elements] which I hope to do ALL BY MYSELF.

Here's the stupid part...I moved my old PC over to the other side of the desk and re-plugged all the wires. The "Hardware Wizard" says it's finding new hardware - my mouse AND my keyboard! I can't get out of that window because both the mouse and the keyboard won't work until I get...out of that window.

I TOLD you it was schtoopid! :-(


We love ya anyway.

Try rebooting the machine, and it should advance past that point, the second time around.
.

325 claspur  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:14:13am

Just looked at an article about ppl getting ready, buying supplies and masks for that Mt. Redoubt Volcano forecasted eruption...mailing my Bro in Anchorage, asking what he's doing-if anything?
Then went to Google Earth to locate just where and what the beast looked like.(100 mi. S/W of Anchorage)

326 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:18:36am

re: #324 Tamron

Nope. (4th time!)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :-( :-( :-(

327 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:19:14am

re: #325 claspur

Can you bro see anything (when the sun is up of course)?

328 Tamron  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:21:38am

re: #325 claspur

Just looked at an article about ppl getting ready, buying supplies and masks for that Mt. Redoubt Volcano forecasted eruption...mailing my Bro in Anchorage, asking what he's doing-if anything?
Then went to Google Earth to locate just where and what the beast looked like.(100 mi. S/W of Anchorage)

I live in Anchorage, and I'm not worried about it. The prevailing winds should send it south of her, at least that's what it looks like for now.
.

329 TheMatrix31  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:24:20am

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

330 claspur  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:25:16am

re: #328 Tamron

Thanks Tamron. I kind-of thought the winds might be blowing S/E this time of year too. Just wondering how massive the eruption might be tho?

Good one Bat.... lol

331 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:26:20am

re: #329 TheMatrix31

And you survived to post this.Wow.

332 Tamron  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:27:01am

re: #326 littleoldlady

Nope. (4th time!)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :-( :-( :-(


Oh-oh. Force it to change it's reference somehow. First try unplugging the mouse, and then rebooting without the mouse. Then when it gives an error message, plug the mouse back in and reboot again, if it doesn't immediately recognize it.

Are both computers Mac's?
.

333 Tamron  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:28:07am

re: #330 claspur

Thanks Tamron. I kind-of thought the winds might be blowing S/E this time of year too. Just wondering how massive the eruption might be tho?

Could be a large burp. Bookmark this website, and check it often for updates:

[Link: www.avo.alaska.edu...]
.

334 TheMatrix31  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:30:13am

re: #331 BatGuano

And you survived to post this.Wow.

Heh, it's a joke. I'm only 21, no marriage yet.

335 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:33:26am

re: #334 TheMatrix31

Good for you.I was once 21. I just can't remember how long it ago it was. :)

336 claspur  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:34:48am

re: #333 Tamron

Could be a large burp. Bookmark this website, and check it often for updates:

[Link: www.avo.alaska.edu...]
.

Thanks...saw that from this morn's article off Drudge....and marked it already. :o)

337 TheMatrix31  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:35:01am

re: #335 BatGuano

Good for you.I was once 21. I just can't remember how long it ago it was. :)

As long as I'm in LA, I doubt I'll find anyone to marry.

338 Tamron  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:36:35am

Ooops. Time to hit the sack for now.

Good luck on your exciting computer adventure, LOL!
.

339 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:38:41am

Tamron,

Both PC's. Trying various permutations and combinations. Nothing's working. :-(

/...and now I've been abandoned :-(

340 BatGuano  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:40:29am

Good night littleoldlady et al.,

341 coquimbojoe  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:41:11am

Hiya LOL! You are never alone!... until I go to bed that is!

342 freetoken  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:41:56am

re: #336 claspur

The USGS is indicating that the AVO website is suffering from too many hits... the AVO information is of course tracked on the USGS general volcano site (which monitors all US volcanoes). See here:

[Link: volcano.wr.usgs.gov...]

343 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:42:50am

JOE! :-)

344 coquimbojoe  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:43:49am

re: #343 littleoldlady

JOE! :-)

How are ya ma'am? I been well. I lurk a lot more that post nowadays... On my way to bed, I am.

345 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:47:38am

re: #344 coquimbojoe

GAH! Your song has been removed! :-(

Substitute:

346 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:50:03am

I'm not having a good day... :-(

347 tappin52  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:52:30am

Morning, all. LoL, why the bad day already?

348 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:53:31am

Morning lol. If there is still fruitcup please pass it across. Thanks.

349 coquimbojoe  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:53:47am

What? Goodbye Joe is not there anymore? I liked that song. I am going to bed. I hope your day gets better.

350 Buster Bunny  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:55:01am

Hey liloldlady .. skip the fruitcup today .. I been working hard. Fructose energy just goes straight back to the brain and makes me hyper.

Double caffeine cappucino .. loads of froth and cinnamon .. hold the sugar.

351 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:55:15am

tappin! :-)

Scht00pid computer tricks, and one of my favorite songs disappeared off YouTube.

Erik! :-)

'Night, Joe! :-)

/sigh. gonna miss that song...

352 tappin52  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:55:45am

Does anyone know what happened to Bob Grant on WABC radio? He came back from retirement for a bit and now he's just gone.

353 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:56:13am

Bunny! :-)

You gonna share that cappuccino or what?

354 tappin52  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:57:06am

re: #351 littleoldlady

Sorry about the computer probs. I don't speak computer so I cant' even begin to help. I thought you got a new one.

355 tappin52  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:57:47am

I can't type, either. PIMF

356 Buster Bunny  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:58:09am

A cappucino for two? How very civilised ! ;)

Two cappucinos to go !

357 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 3:58:46am

re: #354 tappin52

The new one is great. I (naturally!) screwed up the old one before I could get everything out of it.

/are we having fun yet?

358 tappin52  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:00:05am

re: #350 Buster Bunny
I got my husband a Keurig coffe maker as a gift. I'm having a great time trying all of the different coffees that come in those k-cups.

359 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:00:22am

Good morning, Lizards!

360 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:00:29am

Good morning lizardia!
littleoldlady, sorry about your 'puter problems - wish I could help.

Maybe this story will at least cheer you up.

Dolphins are just frikkin' incredible

Calimari comin' up!

The scientists observed a wild Indo-Pacific bottlenose dolphin repeatedly performing a complex set of manoeuvres in the Spencer Gulf off South Australia. First, on spotting her prey, the female flushed a cuttlefish out of the dense weeds where they generally hide, into an open area with clear visibility. Adopting a vertical pose, head down and tail up, she pinned it to the sandy sea floor with her snout.

With a flick of her powerful tail, the dolphin then killed the fish with a rapid downward thrust that broke the cuttlebone. Divers who were watching heard a "loud click" as the bone snapped, the research team reported in the online science and medical journal PLoS ONE.

Next, the dolphin expelled the toxic black ink that cuttlefish squirt at predators when attacked, lifting the dead fish high in the water and repeatedly whacking it with her snout to release thick clouds of ink. Finally, it was time to get rid of the large, hard bone. The dolphin dived back down to the sea floor, where she scraped the fish along the sand, stripping off the skin until the bone popped out. And hey presto: an appetising morsel akin to calamari was ready to be tucked into.

more at the link

361 freetoken  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:03:19am

re: #346 littleoldlady

I'm not having a good day... :-(

Sorry to hear that.... have you tried threatening the beasts? Computers sometimes give in to a stark threat or two.

362 Only The Lurker Knows  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:05:10am

Morning all. I see that my last post on yesterdays lndt found it's way to a thread with wrenchwench getting the HT.

sigh, always the bridesmaid, never the bride. :-)

363 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:05:17am

morning goddess!

Sarko is acting Fwench again.........

To jeer President Nicolas Sarkozy has become a serious offence, punishable by the sacking of any official who allows the boos to reach the presidential ears. The police chief and the most senior national government official in the Manche département (county) of lower Normandy have been fired in successive days, to the fury of local politicians, including members of M. Sarkozy's own party.

The officials' offence was to fail to shield the President from the boos and whistles of protesters when he made a speech in the town of Saint-Lô earlier this month.

364 Only The Lurker Knows  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:05:22am

Morning goddess.

365 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:05:42am

goddess! :-)

wahabi! :-)

Dolphins aren't only incredible, they're fun! On a boat in Miami last year, one came alongside and was following us. The captain stopped so we could all take pictures and don't you know Flipper started hamming it up for the cameras?

/next he'll be asking for residuals and royalties! ;-)

366 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:06:34am

re: #361 freetoken

freetoken! :-)

You're right! I should have hired Iron Fist before he left... ;-)

367 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:07:46am

lol how your weather today? I won't tell you have mine is. Imagine silica, H2O with NaCL, radiation and good scotch.

368 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:08:02am

re: #359 goddessoftheclassroom

Good morning, Lizards!

{goddess}

369 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:09:00am

re: #361 freetoken

Sorry to hear that.... have you tried threatening the beasts? Computers sometimes give in to a stark threat or two.

I have also found that a hammer works too.

370 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:09:48am

re: #367 Erik The Red

You really hate me, don't you. :-/

371 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:10:41am

re: #365 littleoldlady

David Brin wrote some great sci fi books using dolphins - back in the '80s. Don't know if he's still around.

/they can get really pissy, tho

372 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:11:22am

re: #360 wahabicorridor


repeatedly whacking it with her snout to release thick clouds of ink

I bet her name was "Mandy"....

373 abaleh  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:11:27am

Dolphins are also very talkative.
When I served in submarines they would quite often swim alongside with us and chatter away.

374 tappin52  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:11:39am

Ok, Eric , in by best MM imitation... WHACK WHACK. I think I told you that my sister lived in Durban for several years. I read some time ago that you were in the Hillcrest region. That is where she was also.

375 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:12:17am

re: #370 littleoldlady

You really hate me, don't you. :-/

{lol} just trying to say that all is not bad in the universe.

376 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:12:44am

Hey, where exactly does aussiemagpie live?

Parts of Australia are hitting 109 fahrenheit.
jeez. The highest I've ever experienced was 104

377 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:16:06am
378 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:16:24am

re: #374 tappin52

Ok, Eric , in by best MM imitation... WHACK WHACK. I think I told you that my sister lived in Durban for several years. I read some time ago that you were in the Hillcrest region. That is where she was also.

I don't recall. I is a nice area. Not as humid as Durban and the beach is only 30 minutes away. Almost like the countryside. Although it has grown over the last 6 years. I am returning to the Orlando area mid year and am a bit concerned about the humidity. But hey thats what central air is for.

What was your sister doing here?

379 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:16:24am

re: #375 Erik The Red

{lol} just trying to say that all is not bad in the universe.

Not a lot of fun on my planet at the moment.

/verybigsigh

380 Only The Lurker Knows  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:17:17am

Why doesn't this surprise me?

White House: Daschle Had 'Tax Issues,' Shouldn't Bar His Cabinet Confirmation

FOX News confirmed that Daschle alerted the Senate Finance Committee, which will oversee his confirmation hearing, that the matter involves more than $100,000 in back taxes and interest for a car and driver that was provided to him for four years by Leo Hindery, a wealthy Democratic donor, longtime friend and business associate of Daschle .

381 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:17:50am

re: #379 littleoldlady

Not a lot of fun on my planet at the moment.

/verybigsigh

If you partake I will pour you a stiff scotch on the rocks.

382 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:18:40am

re: #377 wahabicorridor

Those are GREAT! :-)

/love the kitty under the dog's ear, and the grey cat/rabbit one.

383 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:19:26am

re: #381 Erik The Red

It's Bloody Mary time in my world.

/hmmmm...why didn't I think of that earlier?!

384 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:19:33am

re: #377 wahabicorridor

Aww.

Adorable kitty pics by a renowned wildlife photog

I love it!

385 tappin52  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:21:36am

re: #378 Erik The Red

She was married to a South African man who owns and races horses. A horribly abusive person worth millions who left her with nothing after the divorce.

386 Jim in Virginia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:22:15am

Good morning goddess! How are you and your kids?

387 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:22:41am

re: #383 littleoldlady

It's Bloody Mary time in my world.

/hmmmm...why didn't I think of that earlier?!

Here you go

388 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:22:58am

re: #370 littleoldlady

Check all connections. make sure you have fully inserted them and that they are in the right places. the kybd and mouse may have similar plugs.

If xp boot into safe mode. if success then check mouse and kybd drivers. (hold down f8 on restart before sign in screen I believe). do a shutdown or restart. sometimes a shutdown and then turn back on after 15 seconds can clear up glitches it will also allow you to access your bios setup screen to check if the hardware is working at that level.

If I was a betting man, you'll find the wires aren't connected properly. I have worked as electronic troubleshooter and done same with computers and the number one most common error is failing to connect 1 or more wires correctly. (even the power plug gets forgotten)

If you have xp op sys and can obviously get on web, write down the exact error messages/information boxes and plug into google to see if an answer exists. If you have more info, I might be able to offer more help.

389 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:23:42am

re: #385 tappin52

She was married to a South African man who owns and races horses. A horribly abusive person worth millions who left her with nothing after the divorce.


Prick. Sorry to hear that.

390 Jim in Virginia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:23:53am

re: #367 Erik The Red

lol how your weather today? I won't tell you have mine is. Imagine silica, H2O with NaCL, radiation and good scotch.


Bad Erik!
Hiya littleoldlady, wahabi!

391 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:24:14am

re: #386 Jim in Virginia

Good morning goddess! How are you and your kids?

We're fin! I have SAT prep class from 8-12, musical rehearsal from 1-4, church from 5-6, and my son's soccer tournament from 6-8.

I will survive...

392 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:27:53am

re: #388 jcw46

YAY! :-) THANKS! I'll try all that.

/yes, XP Pro and all USB connections. How can I screw up a USB connection?
//...don't answer that!

;-)

393 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:28:29am

re: #390 Jim in Virginia

morning'!

The Fat Beagle woke me up to play. Not the 'chase me with my bunny' play - she wanted to shadow box in bed. What a great way to start the day!

She's asleep in her bed beside me now.

394 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:29:06am

re: #390 Jim in Virginia

{My Rove!} :-)

re: #387 Erik The Red

"Bloody Mary mix"? How gauche!

;-)

395 Jim in Virginia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:29:22am

wahabicorridor, what do you hear about the stimulus plan in the Senate? I saw Ben Nelson's comments yesterday- true, threats, or just blowing smoke?

396 Jim in Virginia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:31:04am

re: #394 littleoldlady

{My Rove!} :-)

re: #387 Erik The Red

"Bloody Mary mix"? How gauche!

;-)


Worse than buying premade margaritas in the bottle.
These kids today, they don't know how to drink. Sheesh!

397 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:31:20am

re: #392 littleoldlady

YAY! :-) THANKS! I'll try all that.

/yes, XP Pro and all USB connections. How can I screw up a USB connection?
//...don't answer that!

;-)

lol if it makes you feel ant better I am having problems with my wireless mouse any my laptop. It was working one minute now it is not. I have put new batteries and re started 3 time now and still nothing. I hate the pad on the laptop.

398 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:32:55am

re: #397 Erik The Red

I pretty much hate computers. I have NO IDEA why I keep on buying them. ;-)

399 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:33:24am

for what it's worth; I believe the republicans are wrong to vote against the stimulus. This allows the dems to point and say it's their fault when things go bad. the republicans should take a page out of the o's book and just vote present and make it clear they won't stand in the way. NOW is not the time for these idiots to grow a pair! Where were they when w was giving away the keys to the treasury. NOOOO they had NO problems with THAT fiscal irresponsibility.

disclosure: I have been unemployed since sept 07 (company closed) and only part time employed since mar 08. have had to reg for SocSec early cause I was running out of money. Turns out I didn't have enough to make. If the dems hadn't gone over the repubs head and enacted the unemployment extensions, I would be living in a cardboard box NOW. Mitch McConnell can BITE MY ASS.

400 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:34:38am

re: #398 littleoldlady

I pretty much hate computers. I have NO IDEA why I keep on buying them. ;-)

Necessary evil. My 11 and 9 year olds know more that their old man.

401 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:34:56am

re: #395 Jim in Virginia

wahabicorridor, what do you hear about the stimulus plan in the Senate? I saw Ben Nelson's comments yesterday- true, threats, or just blowing smoke?

We're not sure - but we're betting it will pass with a few changes. Re: Nelson specifically - I'll have to look up what committees he's on. Back in a sec.

402 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:35:59am

Good Morning Lizards!
How is everyone this fine day?
Little old lady..Always nice seing you!

403 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:36:11am

Man my speeeling sucks today. Sory.

404 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:36:45am

re: #402 HoosierHoops

Good Morning Lizards!
How is everyone this fine day?
Little old lady..Always nice seing you!

Hey 2H whats hanging today?

405 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:38:10am

re: #397 Erik The Red

lol if it makes you feel ant better I am having problems with my wireless mouse any my laptop. It was working one minute now it is not. I have put new batteries and re started 3 time now and still nothing. I hate the pad on the laptop.

do you have other things that use the same freq.? i.e. cordless phone, wi fi router and other gear the uses the same band. (look on the boxes/manual if you have them to see what freq band they all use. sometimes you can get outside interference too. is mouse ball dirty? are batteries actually good? make sure batteries are tight and double check that you've reset the mouse. there's a little button to press so that the mouse and the receiver can sync up. sometimes they have a switch to allow different freqs, are they both the same?

406 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:38:28am

re: #404 Erik The Red

Hey 2H whats hanging today?

Hi Eric! Early morning..coffee is brewing..watching sportscenter.
How are you doing?

407 formercorpsman  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:38:41am

re: #391 goddessoftheclassroom

We're fin! I have SAT prep class from 8-12, musical rehearsal from 1-4, church from 5-6, and my son's soccer tournament from 6-8.

I will survive...

408 cannon2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:38:47am

"citizens should not fear their government...governments should fear their citizens"(V is for Vengence).
computers and the internet can be another tool used for spreading information and the truth when governments go bad

409 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:40:27am

re: #395 Jim in Virginia

Hmm. He's on some heavy duty appropriations committees: Ag, Financial Svcs, Homeland Sec, Military Construction, etc.

He'll cave

410 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:40:33am

Hoosier! :-)

re: #408 cannon2


computers and the internet can be another tool used for spreading information and the truth when governments go bad

Not if they don't work!

/grrr........

411 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:40:59am

Got to run--have a great day, Lizards!

412 littleoldlady  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:41:30am

re: #407 formercorpsman

formercorpsman! :-)

/I'm fweeeezing here!

413 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:41:36am

re: #397 Erik The Red

p.s. also is it just erratic or dead? are you using somewhere you don't usually? there may be interference or a dead zone keeping the signal to the mouse from being sensed. does laptop touchpad work?

414 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:42:02am

re: #405 jcw46

All ckecked and new bats. I have reset the mouse a bunch of time and still won't work. It has been drop maybe 1 to many times. Or maybe it's because it's a MircoSHIT moose//

415 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:42:05am

re: #402 HoosierHoops

Good morning! Hey, I asked a question yesterday, but I don't think you caught it.

What are 'Combine Republicans'?

416 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:42:30am

re: #406 HoosierHoops

Hi Eric! Early morning..coffee is brewing..watching sportscenter.
How are you doing?

Great thank you.

417 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:43:14am

re: #413 jcw46

Touch pad works fine. I hate it tho.

418 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:44:21am

re: #415 wahabicorridor

Good morning! Hey, I asked a question yesterday, but I don't think you caught it.

What are 'Combine Republicans'?

Good Morning Wahabi,,
Combine Republicans? don't know...What context is it used in?

419 tappin52  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:44:45am

re: #399 jcw46

And just how is this bloated pork bill going to help you personally?

420 formercorpsman  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:45:29am

re: #412 littleoldlady

Your bippy I'm sure.

421 freetoken  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:45:35am

re: #399 jcw46

Sorry to hear you are having a tough time.

Many people are affected, and more will be.

Yes, your observation that sometimes those who supposedly (according to some people) are your enemy are not really that bad... and sometimes your supposed allies really don't give a damn about you.

I am still quite convinced though that if the politicians in DC really wanted to stimulate the economy for 2009 (and not a few years out) then immediate personal and corporate tax cuts would be better than spending binges on pet projects.

I'm all for energy (and environment) investments and plans... but those are for mid-term and long-term economic health. What we need today is money in the hands of individuals and companies which hire people.

422 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:46:22am

STUPID COMPUTERS. Now the damn mouse is working. Maybe you fixed it jcw. Thanks.

423 Crux Australis  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:46:30am

re: #376 wahabicorridor

Hey, where exactly does aussiemagpie live?

Parts of Australia are hitting 109 fahrenheit.
jeez. The highest I've ever experienced was 104

aussiemagpie lives in the southern suburbs of Sydney. I live in the northwestern suburbs. Today was 98F where I live. I couple of weeks ago it reached 104 here.

The hottest I've experienced in my life is 118F.

/does the fruitcup come with a cold glass of water?

424 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:46:44am

re: #418 HoosierHoops

Good Morning Wahabi,,
Combine Republicans? don't know...What context is it used in?

hmm. Maybe I'm misremembering who I was having the conversation with. We were discussing Blago and I was trashing Fitzgerald. You (I thought) came back at me with somehting about 'Combine Republicans' that I have no reference for.

425 formercorpsman  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:47:36am

re: #399 jcw46

I don't know the numbers, but the public is not behind it.

If history has shown us anything with clarity, no nation has ever been able to spend its way into prosperity. Especially when the future wealth is going to be spent paying the interest on it.

426 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:48:23am

re: #414 Erik The Red

All ckecked and new bats. I have reset the mouse a bunch of time and still won't work. It has been drop maybe 1 to many times. Or maybe it's because it's a MircoSHIT moose//

did it stop suddenly or just worsen? resets can be tricky in their timing especially in conjunction with a reboot/restart. mice are mostly solid state and thus dropping them doesn't usually hurt them. me I always buy 2 so when one inevitably dies I just change them out cause sometimes it's like a "ghost in the machine" things don't work but no reason can be found.

dropped? hah, bet there's mouse-shaped dents in a wall somewhere :)

427 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:48:47am

re: #423 Crux Australis

The hottest I've experienced in my life is 118F.

Good Lord! And you're alive?!

428 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:51:16am

re: #423 Crux Australis

aussiemagpie lives in the southern suburbs of Sydney. I live in the northwestern suburbs. Today was 98F where I live. I couple of weeks ago it reached 104 here.

The hottest I've experienced in my life is 118F.

/does the fruitcup come with a cold glass of water?

I've been reading about your heat wave...Stay cool down there!

429 Crux Australis  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:52:24am

re: #427 wahabicorridor

Good Lord! And you're alive?!

/It was a life changing event, I don't think I'll ever forget that day.

430 capitalist piglet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:56:34am

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round...

Obama's half brother arrested on charge of marijuana possession

Gotta love CNN:

George Obama and the president barely know each other, though they have met before. George Obama was one of the president's few close relatives who did not go to the inauguration in Washington last week.


In his memoir, "Dreams from My Father," Barack Obama describes meeting George as a "painful affair." Barack Obama's trip to Kenya meant meeting family he had never known.

431 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:57:35am

re: #429 Crux Australis

As I have said, "Outside is the reasons that human beings invented Inside."

432 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:58:08am

re: #429 Crux Australis

I can't even imagine.

Russia Today (an interesing site - their news broadcast is fun too) is reporting

Shoe-throwing monument dismantled 24 hours after being erected

A huge bronze sculpture dedicated to the shoe attack on former U.S. President George Bush by an Iraqi journalist has been dismantled within just one day of being constructed.

The monument in the grounds of an orphanage in Saddam Hussein's hometown was taken down on the order of local authorities in Tikrit, Iraq. Officials say children should be kept away from political-related issues.

In other words 'Don't Piss Off the Americans Just Yet'

433 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:58:54am

re: #431 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

As I have said, "Outside is the reasons that human beings invented Inside."

Good Morning Veggie..how are you today?

434 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 4:59:23am

re: #419 tappin52

And just how is this bloated pork bill going to help you personally?

Who the EFF knows What's in there? They don't and I don't and I'm guessing You don't. I was just pointing out that my opinion about fiscal matters is suspect due to the circumstances.
I'm pretty sure that most people see the repubs vote against the stimulus as a negative thing (regardless of the truth of the matter) and I believe it would be best that the repubs should just step aside NOW and let the dems hang themselves. Yes it's a shitty situation, but the repubs put themselves in it and trying to stop the dems is futile RIGHT NOW. You know, "pick your battles". Fighting this is a losing proposition. Why is this a problem? Only a few months ago, folks like me who KNEW McCain was a bad candidate were constantly told that we had to hold our nose and not act on principle. NOW it's important that the repubs stand their ground in the face of a tidal wave of public opinion?

BTW: Steele is NOT a good pick. This guy was a democrat raised by democrats. I don't buy his "conservative" label. It also looks like a concession to the win by Obama. I.E. "Oh the dems picked a black man to lead the party/country so we have to also to be relevant. I've also seen some say that since Obama is black the repubs have to have a black man to run against him. ARE YOU FOLKS INSANE?

435 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:00:06am

re: #433 HoosierHoops

Eh? Poor as George Obama. Other that, cool. How you?

436 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:04:07am

re: #435 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Eh? Poor as George Obama. Other that, cool. How you?

Everything will be fine once you get your TARP check...
We did dinner and a movie last night...Saw Gran Torino..Getting ready to write up my review..

437 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:04:12am

re: #434 jcw46

I've also seen some say that since Obama is black the repubs have to have a black man to run against him. ARE YOU FOLKS INSANE?

Shouldn't you be asking that of the KosKiddies? Nobody here views Steele as a 'token', 'Uncle Tom' and nobody here threw oreos at him.

438 capitalist piglet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:04:39am

re: #434 jcw46

Not to jump in without following your entire exchange, but I don't think the point is: "NOW it's important that the repubs stand their ground in the face of a tidal wave of public opinion?"

First, my understanding is that the percentage of those polled who support it numbers in the forties...not really a "tidal wave". I think the reason it's important for the Republicans to stand against it in a united front is so that they can't have the issue used against them in the next election when this particular pig doesn't fly. It's more strategy than anything else. They want the Democrats to own this completely.

Seems like a good idea to me.

439 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:06:04am

re: #422 Erik The Red

STUPID COMPUTERS. Now the damn mouse is working. Maybe you fixed it jcw. Thanks.

Hah! My mojo is working LONG DISTANCE!

btw, in 40 years working with electronic and electrical gear of all sorts and levels of complexity, I have noticed that ATTITUDE and KNOWLEDGE combined with NEED can cause a non-funtioning piece of equipment to function again with NO KNOWN action taken since the last failure/troubleshoot cycle. QUANTUM TUNNELING! EFFECTED BY BETA/THETA BRAIN WAVES? me; I have learned not to question too closely WHY. Just be thankful the damn things working for awhile.

440 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:09:06am

re: #438 capitalist piglet

Not to jump in without following your entire exchange, but I don't think the point is: "NOW it's important that the repubs stand their ground in the face of a tidal wave of public opinion?"

First, my understanding is that the percentage of those polled who support it numbers in the forties...not really a "tidal wave". I think the reason it's important for the Republicans to stand against it in a united front is so that they can't have the issue used against them in the next election when this particular pig doesn't fly. It's more strategy than anything else. They want the Democrats to own this completely.

Seems like a good idea to me.

The Dems must own this bill 100%. The only reason 44 wants Rep. votes on this is to cover his ass. When it fails he will just blame Bush and ask for more of our great grandkids money. Fuck them. The Rep. in the senate must stand together and vote against this.

441 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:10:00am

re: #439 jcw46

Hah! My mojo is working LONG DISTANCE!

btw, in 40 years working with electronic and electrical gear of all sorts and levels of complexity, I have noticed that ATTITUDE and KNOWLEDGE combined with NEED can cause a non-funtioning piece of equipment to function again with NO KNOWN action taken since the last failure/troubleshoot cycle. QUANTUM TUNNELING! EFFECTED BY BETA/THETA BRAIN WAVES? me; I have learned not to question too closely WHY. Just be thankful the damn things working for awhile.

Much like understanding women.

442 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:11:11am

Let's say Congress were take a Trillion dollar amount and divide it equally among all taxpayers.Would that be something you'd be interested in?
I know it wouldn't help Detroit much cause I'm buying that freaking Yellow Beemer I've always wanted and season tickets to the Pacers and 8 tickets to the SuperBowl.

443 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:13:49am

re: #438 capitalist piglet

Not to jump in without following your entire exchange, but I don't think the point is: "NOW it's important that the repubs stand their ground in the face of a tidal wave of public opinion?"

First, my understanding is that the percentage of those polled who support it numbers in the forties...not really a "tidal wave". I think the reason it's important for the Republicans to stand against it in a united front is so that they can't have the issue used against them in the next election when this particular pig doesn't fly. It's more strategy than anything else. They want the Democrats to own this completely.

Seems like a good idea to me.

If you think for one minute the dems and the media (but I repeat myself) will not be trumpeting "the stubborness of the republican party and their refusal to help pass the stimulus so desperately needed by the women and children of the middle class allowed the economic free-fall to deepen"
when the next election cycle begins, then "you've been living in a dream world NEO". I said vote present. LET THE DEMOCRATS OWN THIS. It's the only way they'll get discredited under the current atmosphere in the country.

444 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:13:51am

I'm off to fix breakfast and read the papers. BBL

445 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:15:27am

re: #443 jcw46

"the stubborness of the republican party and their refusal to help pass the stimulus

Oh hell, they started that yesterday on Morning Joe (MSNBC - the Obama network) - gotta go - starving

446 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:15:40am

re: #436 HoosierHoops

I thought it was great. It was a little forced, but was still wonderful.

447 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:15:55am

re: #444 wahabicorridor

I'm off to fix breakfast and read the papers. BBL

Bacon, Bacon, and more Bacon. Eggs sunnyside up. White toast with butter and coffee. Thanks

448 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:16:44am

re: #444 wahabicorridor

I'm off to fix breakfast and read the papers. BBL

And you still read papers?///

449 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:17:36am

My Stimulus check:
New car, a Beemer Helps Germany
big screen for the Den helps Japan
A new pair of cruel shoes Italy
Some Clothes China
Furnishings The Amish
...I could go on..

450 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:18:43am

re: #442 HoosierHoops

Did I type it in wrong? 3,030.00 each? How many Superbowl Tickets? Yellow Beanie maybe.

451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:19:38am

re: #447 Erik The Red

Switch to wheat/multi-grain bread. White bread'll give ya cancer.

452 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:20:29am

re: #450 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Did I type it in wrong? 3,030.00 each? How many Superbowl Tickets? Yellow Beanie maybe.

only 3 grand? What a jip!

453 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:21:31am

re: #451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Switch to wheat/multi-grain bread. White bread'll give ya cancer.

I smoke, drink too much, don't exercise enough, work 60-70 hours a week. I will eat WHITE BREAD. I am fucked already.

454 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:22:45am

re: #452 HoosierHoops

C'mon Hoops! It's spelled "gyp". We should make sure that we learn to spell it right. We're gonna be "gypped" every time we turn around.

BTW, the plural of "crisis" is "crises".

455 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:22:49am

re: #451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Switch to wheat/multi-grain bread. White bread'll give ya cancer.

White bread is the devil! I hate sugar,salt, BACON, fatty meats, HOT DOGS!
you know me veggie...I could talk food all day.

456 jcw46  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:23:24am

See the thing is, you all are thinking about what's good for the country's future and what the right and principled thing is to do.

WRONG! The dems have the majority, the dems have the Pres. We have to bite the bullet and let them have their moment so that they will unable to shift the failure to anyone/anywhere else. To take a principled stand now will only allow the repubs enemy's to point the finger-of-blame at them when convenient. Further obstinacy will only alienate more and more of the so-called moderates everyone in the repub party was so eager to court during the election. The repubs took 12 years of majority rule (8 yrs with a repub pres.) and p!ssed it away. Now they have to eat some sh!t or they will be no more. I have no interest in contributing to repubs after their latest performance. Why? They don't believe in standing up for the principles THEY HAVE DECLARED? Why should I continue to support them in their mendacity and fecklessness? At least with the dems, you know what you're going to get. Even NOW they still are talking about HOW THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES not what they truly stand for!

457 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:25:48am

re: #454 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

C'mon Hoops! It's spelled "gyp". We should make sure that we learn to spell it right. We're gonna be "gypped" every time we turn around.

BTW, the plural of "crisis" is "crises".

The only reason i passed English in High School is because Miss C. Worn tight sweaters everyday.. It's the only thing that kept me from cutting class.

458 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:27:29am

re: #456 jcw46

See the thing is, you all are thinking about what's good for the country's future and what the right and principled thing is to do.

WRONG! The dems have the majority, the dems have the Pres. We have to bite the bullet and let them have their moment so that they will unable to shift the failure to anyone/anywhere else. To take a principled stand now will only allow the repubs enemy's to point the finger-of-blame at them when convenient. Further obstinacy will only alienate more and more of the so-called moderates everyone in the repub party was so eager to court during the election. The repubs took 12 years of majority rule (8 yrs with a repub pres.) and p!ssed it away. Now they have to eat some sh!t or they will be no more. I have no interest in contributing to repubs after their latest performance. Why? They don't believe in standing up for the principles THEY HAVE DECLARED? Why should I continue to support them in their mendacity and fecklessness? At least with the dems, you know what you're going to get. Even NOW they still are talking about HOW THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES not what they truly stand for!

You are making the assumption that what they are doing will work. It will not. It has been tried before many times. The Dems. don't believe and don't read history. Let the Dems own this shit and the Reps can make gains in 2010.

459 capitalist piglet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:27:44am

re: #443 jcw46

The Democrats will own it whether the Republicans vote "present" or against it. If it's a bad bill, and it is, what is the big objection to voting no? Most of the American people think it's a bad bill, and it isn't going to help a damned thing...so I don't really understand your problem with the strategy.

And I fully understand how the media works, thanks.

460 Sheepdogess  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:28:02am

Morning Lizards!

Any news on the thiry three year old single mother of fouteen and her muslim dad today?

Where's the MSM?

461 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:29:26am

re: #457 HoosierHoops

The only reason i passed English in High School is because Miss C. Worn tight sweaters everyday.. It's the only thing that kept me from cutting class.

I had a Miss Johnson for English. Thanks I will now have weet dreams tonight.

462 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:30:11am

re: #459 capitalist piglet

The Democrats will own it whether the Republicans vote "present" or against it. If it's a bad bill, and it is, what is the big objection to voting no? Most of the American people think it's a bad bill, and it isn't going to help a damned thing...so I don't really understand your problem with the strategy.

And I fully understand how the media works, thanks.


Well for goodness sake..Would you just please call the Media and tell them? Cause I don't think they have a clue.
/

463 Sheepdogess  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:36:44am

re: #458 Erik The Red

You are making the assumption that what they are doing will work. It will not. It has been tried before many times. The Dems. don't believe and don't read history. Let the Dems own this shit and the Reps can make gains in 2010.

What will be left of America in 2010?

The "one" talked big on hope and change and remaking America, not much on FREEDOM or LIBERTY.

464 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:37:50am

Good morning, Lizards!


Why the Hell am I awake?

*grumble, coffee, grumble*

465 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:38:41am

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

466 smokefire  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:39:20am

re: #464 SurferDoc

...............Hey I got up at 0315, for a water emergency.
Pipe broke in Hostess Bakery store............MUNCHIES.

467 Karridine  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:39:54am

re: #458 Erik The Red

Let the Dems own this shit and the Reps can make gains in 2010.

Might we all recognize the corruption, ignorance, built-in inflexibility and the overwhelming cupidity now RUINING America's collective policy-making machinery?

Then America could make gains in 2010...

/I believe America making gains would be better than Republicans making gains...

468 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:40:18am

re: #464 SurferDoc

Good morning, Lizards!

Why the Hell am I awake?

*grumble, coffee, grumble*

Morning Doc.Coffee is on..help yourself.

469 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:40:44am

re: #466 smokefire

...............Hey I got up at 0315, for a water emergency.
Pipe broke in Hostess Bakery store............MUNCHIES.

You poor devil! 3:15 in the morning I am nonfunctional! I could get up and show up but I would be useless--maybe dangerous.

470 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:41:16am

Thanks, HH. How are you doing?

471 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:41:31am

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

472 smokefire  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:42:20am

re: #469 SurferDoc

You poor devil! 3:15 in the morning I am nonfunctional! I could get up and show up but I would be useless--maybe dangerous.

.............your not the only one. Thankfully not too much damage...........................And the twinkee's were saved.

473 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:43:06am

re: #472 smokefire

.............your not the only one. Thankfully not too much damage...........................And the twinkee's were saved.

Ah, the important stuff! ;-)

474 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:43:53am

re: #447 Erik The Red

Bacon, Bacon, and more Bacon. Eggs sunnyside up. White toast with butter and coffee. Thanks

Bacon, bacon, 2 egss sunnyside up, english muffin, tea. Your welcome.

475 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:44:00am

re: #469 SurferDoc

You poor devil! 3:15 in the morning I am nonfunctional! I could get up and show up but I would be useless--maybe dangerous.

re: #470 SurferDoc

Thanks, HH. How are you doing?

I'm doing great Doc!
note to self..Never call Doc in an early morning emergency..

476 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:45:20am

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continue on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left.

Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

477 smokefire  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:45:21am

re: #473 SurferDoc

You got that right.
Better half is yelling at me, they offered free stuff, and we said no thanks.................This IS Obama's America. Is there hope for us, or are we going to have to go to reeducation cames?

478 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:45:44am

re: #475 HoosierHoops

I'm doing great Doc!
note to self..Never call Doc in an early morning emergency..

LOL! Not without coffee and about an hour for me to become revivified.

479 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:47:03am

Good Morning Lizards,
I am very proud to announce that my younger son graduated from Marine bootcamp yesterday. He will be leaving for infantry school in 10 days. I am feeling a little melancholy because both of my sons are in the service. The older son is a linguist (language: Pashto - i.e. Afhan speak). I know they will both be going to Afghanistan. I get discouraged at our new CIC and sometimes I get scared. I thank all my fellow Lizards for support and keeping my reminded of what my sons are fighting for. The terrorism. The constant attacks and rising anti semitism. Isreal. For any praying lizards out there - remember our troops. please.

480 Karridine  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:47:11am

Okay, at 0545 AM there's usually not much enthusiasm for a functional, non-corrupt American government, unified and mindful of the rights of minorities...

I'll just duck out until 1530 tomorrow (0630 Bangkok time) and until then, wish y'all well from the jasmine-scented suburbs of The Big Mango!

481 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:47:42am

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

"When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.

"You know what?"

"What, dear?" his wife asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

482 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:48:12am

re: #477 smokefire

You got that right.
Better half is yelling at me, they offered free stuff, and we said no thanks.................This IS Obama's America. Is there hope for us, or are we going to have to go to reeducation cames?

I dunno. This clown promised hope and change. I see the changes but I don't feel very hopeful!
They would have one Hell of a time getting me and SurferGirl into the camps. There'd be blood on the doorstep.

483 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:48:34am

re: #479 monkeytime

Good Morning Lizards,
I am very proud to announce that my younger son graduated from Marine bootcamp yesterday. He will be leaving for infantry school in 10 days. I am feeling a little melancholy because both of my sons are in the service. The older son is a linguist (language: Pashto - i.e. Afhan speak). I know they will both be going to Afghanistan. I get discouraged at our new CIC and sometimes I get scared. I thank all my fellow Lizards for support and keeping my reminded of what my sons are fighting for. The terrorism. The constant attacks and rising anti semitism. Isreal. For any praying lizards out there - remember our troops. please.

Thank your son for me and God Bless and be safe.

484 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:48:47am

jeebus can I type - or spell?

485 Karridine  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:49:26am

re: #479 monkeytime

Prayers, from a Korean linguist, USS Pueblo era... America will survive, despite The Obama's worst depradations...

486 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:50:46am

re: #479 monkeytime

Good Morning Lizards,
I am very proud to announce that my younger son graduated from Marine bootcamp yesterday. He will be leaving for infantry school in 10 days. I am feeling a little melancholy because both of my sons are in the service. The older son is a linguist (language: Pashto - i.e. Afhan speak). I know they will both be going to Afghanistan. I get discouraged at our new CIC and sometimes I get scared. I thank all my fellow Lizards for support and keeping my reminded of what my sons are fighting for. The terrorism. The constant attacks and rising anti semitism. Isreal. For any praying lizards out there - remember our troops. please.

Thanks to your family for your service and dedication! My daughter was a Marine and I was a consultant to the Marines for a long time (I was Army myself). The Marines are the best.

487 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:51:11am

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!".

488 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:51:38am

re: #479 monkeytime

Woot!

Prayers. We haz em

489 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:52:52am

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.

"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself, and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.

"What on earth am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car.

"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I dont feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I havent heard before you can go!"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice night," said the officer.

490 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:54:58am

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.

He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman walking alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails.

All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.

They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there.

At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!"

He gathered all his clothes, put them on really quickly, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.

He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.

There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time.

He looked at the snails on the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said - "Come on guys, we're almost there!"

491 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:56:26am

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT?"

The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.

She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she does not care.

She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis! Well, OK if you like it then let's get it."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to hold this stuff for a while."

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."

492 Scion9  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:58:38am

re: #456 jcw46

They don't believe in standing up for the principles THEY HAVE DECLARED? Why should I continue to support them in their mendacity and fecklessness? At least with the dems, you know what you're going to get.

I have lived in, and around 'The Beltway' my entire life. My entire family for the most part are yellow dog Democrats and have been apparently since the 19th century.

I look around me and basically everyone is a Democrat; some true believers and some die hard loyalists. It is irrelevant as they all march to the beat of the same drum.

Everyone in practically every government agency, every government subsidized organization, every bureaucratic post are Democrats. There might be a Republican here and there, but even then most of them are 'Mavericks' that could just as easily be Dems and no one would think they stand out in that party.

Even further out, Public Education, State and Community colleges, Ivy League (even top tier universities in the UK) are essentially Democrat, that being far-left. The curriculum is basically uniform. This of course applies doubly so to Journalism. The leaders of every generation, in addition to coming from upper and upper-middle class that is overwhelmingly leftist to start with, will have to go through 16+ years of indoctrination that tells them that the way things are right now is a result of past conflicts in which good has triumphed over evil.

Essentially every 'right-winger' or Republican leader that comes out of this establishment is only going to see the 'Progressive' changes in their lifetime as detrimental, or wrong. Republicans are what Democrats were a generation ago, and that pattern will likely continue in the future. Most Republican pols are just populist socialists (can anyone seriously tell the difference between Lyndon Johnson's politics and Bobby Jindal's?); they simply disagree with how much socialism is just right to fix our problems (which they along with the Democrats, created in the first place).

Washington DC is made for Democrats from top to bottom. Democrats staff everything, for the most party have absolute job security, and answer to no one but their fellow Dems. The entire bloated civil service, welfare government that we run is locked into running for perpetuity and the power to actually break the cycle has been essentially driven out of the system. Republicans, as things stand now, basically can only pursue a policy of breaking Washington and stopping it from functioning as designed (by obstructing the flow of funds, but not entirely stopping it).

Unless Republicans are willing to pursue an agenda that seeks to fundamentally alter Washington with the same scope that was seen under US Grant or FDR in previous generations they really don't have any place in government except to be Democrat-lite; keeping Dem seats warm until they get back in office. Of course both Grant and FDR had the entire Liberal establishment on their side, which is something no Republican in the near future will.

493 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:59:38am

One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and before he knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk, he headed for home.

Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, he realized that she'd probably wake up, so he was quite proud of himself when he thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even in his drunken haze, he fell asleep smiling about how he had escaped a possible conflict.

The next morning, his girlfriend asked him what time he got in, and he replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which made the guy feel even better.

She then told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.

"Why is that?" he asked.

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

494 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 5:59:51am

A lady is loading her groceries onto the register belt.

She has a loaf of bread, dozen eggs, cake mix and a pound of hamburger.

She notices the man standing behind her looking at the groceries and then looking at her.

The man says to her: You must be single.

The woman replies: I am! But what did you see that let you figure that out?

The man replies: Your ugly.

495 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:00:22am
496 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:02:02am

Good morning!

497 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:02:57am

Let the Dems own this shit alone.


and, Please God, let the Republicans grow some balls and learn how to fight.

498 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:03:13am

re: #495 taxfreekiller

VOTE NO PISS OFF THE MSM

Hopefully they all will have a coronary and die. Fuck the MFM.

499 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:04:13am

Hi, Army Wife!

500 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:04:17am

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well," explained the husband, "it all goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule."

"We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead."

"I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once.'"

501 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:04:33am

Catching up on the world. What's new?

502 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:04:41am
503 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:04:55am

From the bottom of my heart - I thank all the supportive messages from my fellow lizards. Between the wonderful notes and funny jokes - my melancholy fog is clearing and I am very grateful to have lizardfriends like all of you.
XOXOXOXO
:>)

504 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:05:05am

Good morning y'all - from a FRIGID (23 degrees when I woke up, going all the way up to 42 degrees) but bright and sunny Charlotte!
How is everyone doing today?

505 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:05:13am

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

506 Sheepdogess  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:05:15am

re: #479 monkeytime

God bless your sons and keep them safe. I know the feeling. I have a son that will be graduating from a Service Academy in a couple of years. I have all kinds of fears. Lot's of prayers heading your way.

I am told he can't ef with the military.

507 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:05:18am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. I see that Tony Blair is out and about these days making like he belongs in a padded room alongside Jimmy Carter. His latest? He now says that Hamas must be part of the peace process. Yeah, that'll work.

Hamas cheers that they've convinced another diplomat that they're going to succeed, even as they call Blair a mo-ron. Lovely.

Oh, and Hamas fired another kassam into Israel today, and everyone yawns.

Yeah, some ceasefire. Israel ceases; Hamas fires.

508 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:05:30am

re: #501 ArmyWife

Catching up on the world. What's new?

We're long on change and short on hope.

509 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:06:09am

re: #501 ArmyWife

Catching up on the world. What's new?

Good Morning!

510 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:06:15am

Hi, RW! It's 36 in the Mojave.

511 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:06:18am

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.

They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die.

No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men.

All of the men started clapping.

512 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:06:28am

re: #496 ArmyWife

Hello dere!

513 Spare O'Lake  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:06:54am

Good Morning LGF.

Hamas: Blair's suggestion 'testifies to his stupidity'
Masri added that "raising this suggestion [to involve Hamas in the peace process] testifies to Blair's stupidity and the stupidity of those who insist on this idiotic offer."

Finally - something that Hamas has said which is correct.
Even Hamas knows they should not be included in peace negotiations.

514 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:07:29am

One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?"

Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would".

Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your golfing partner?"

Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that too".

"But surely you wouldn't give her my clubs?!", she cried.

Peter looked at her and said, "Nah, shes left handed."

And then the fight started...

515 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:07:29am

re: #504 realwest

Good morning y'all - from a FRIGID (23 degrees when I woke up, going all the way up to 42 degrees) but bright and sunny Charlotte!
How is everyone doing today?

Good Morning Realwest

516 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:08:08am

re: #504 realwest

*mwah*

517 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:08:27am

re: #506 Sheepdogess

God bless your sons and keep them safe. I know the feeling. I have a son that will be graduating from a Service Academy in a couple of years. I have all kinds of fears. Lot's of prayers heading your way.

I am told he can't ef with the military.

Thank you and "Service Academy"! You must be very proud as I am for him. Congratulations!

518 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:08:47am

Mr. Armywife says President O is cutting defense by 10%. Been discussed yet?

519 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:08:47am
520 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:09:38am

re: #511 Erik The Red

ROTFLMAO!

521 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:09:50am

Oh, and apparently tax paying is option if you are a Dem.

[Link: blogs.abcnews.com...]

522 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:10:52am

re: #518 ArmyWife

Mr. Armywife says President O is cutting defense by 10%. Been discussed yet?

Not discussed, but there's a link in the spinoffs

523 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:11:00am

re: #503 monkeytime
Hey monkeytime - I hope and pray that God watches out for your sons and for all of our troops, everywhere in the World.
And the next time you communicate with each of them, please tell them how much the folks here at LGF thank them for their service to our nation.
And may God bless you, too.

524 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:11:58am
525 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:12:04am

re: #497 SurferDoc

Democrats can own the porkfest all on their lonesome. They don't need GOP votes to make it happen. They do need GOP votes to get cover when things don't work out as planned. The GOP shouldn't oblige them as they did on the original TARP legislation, that ended up passing because the Democrats larded up that mess with pork. That's the solution to the mess to secure votes; pork it up.

Here's my advice to the GOP. You want to show that you're fiscally responsible? Here's how to do it.

Demand that the stimulus bill drop all spending that doesn't come within the fiscal year that ends in October. If the spending occurs in 2010, 2011, or 2012 or beyond, it gets dropped. If it isn't directly on infrastructure improvements, it gets dropped.

You want to see how quickly the $825 billion ($1.1 trillion once interest and added costs are figured in) drops to something in the range of $80 billion?

The Democrats got their wish list out and they're demanding that the GOP go along with it. Why? Out of bipartisanship? Hardly. There's nothing bipartisan about it. It is a laundry list of out of control government spending that will not assist in economic recovery, and it's not even likely that that spending occuring during the current year will bring about the end of the recession; lowering taxes and providing incentives for businesses to grow will spur the economy into a recovery. Government spending will retard and delay the recovery. History has shown this to be the case, and yet the Democrats want to use the opportunity to expand government into areas that it has repeatedly shown itself to be wanting - health care in particular.

Enough is enough.

526 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:13:06am

re: #510 SurferDoc 36 degrees in the Mojave Desert?! WHAT?!
What's the high temp supposed to get to today?
And how are ya doing?

527 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:13:39am

re: #518 ArmyWife

Mr. Armywife says President O is cutting defense by 10%. Been discussed yet?

What is meant by "cutting defense"? Weapons/supplies and such?
I guess that's where the money for the condoms and needle exchange program came from. :>(

528 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:13:46am

re: #503 monkeytime

From the bottom of my heart - I thank all the supportive messages from my fellow lizards. Between the wonderful notes and funny jokes - my melancholy fog is clearing and I am very grateful to have lizardfriends like all of you.
XOXOXOXO
:>)

Thank you son for us..and we will always be here for you..
also check out marineparents.com. Great site, lots of info and lots of support.
Kind Regards

529 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:14:14am

re: #512 wahabicorridor
Good morning {wahabi} How are you doing this fine but cold morning?

530 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:14:43am

re: #525 lawhawk

Moreover, the GOP should tell O the "Buy American" part is quaint, but not possible - unless he plans to somehow renege on NAFTA. Then there should be discussion on why "Buy American" = 20% increase in cost.

531 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:15:36am

re: #527 monkeytime

The budget itself. It starts. The Soldiers (and their military brethren) suffer. BUT THEY LOVE THE TROOPS!

532 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:15:37am

re: #514 Erik The Red
Hey Erik - you've been ripping off some funny jokes today! What, is that humor book overdue at the library today?!?
:)

533 lincolntf  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:15:56am

re: #513 Spare O'Lake

I wish someone from the West would slap (at least figuratively, but I'd accept it literally, too) one of these arrogant ignorami (Erdogan, Masri, etc.) in the mouth the next time they talk shit. I'm getting sick of watching the pussification of the West.

534 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:16:15am

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.

"Is there a problem Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that."

The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

535 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:16:23am

re: #526 realwest

36 degrees in the Mojave Desert?! WHAT?!
What's the high temp supposed to get to today?
And how are ya doing?

The high should be around 70 degrees. I was hoping to go four wheeling today. I'm doing OK. How bout you?

536 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:17:18am

re: #515 HoosierHoops
Good morning Hoops! How are you doing today? And why is it that, on rare occasion, the TV news has something about the Superbowl I'm STILL surprised that they aren't talking about the brotherly rivalry between the Manning boys?!

537 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:17:48am

re: #532 realwest

Hey Erik - you've been ripping off some funny jokes today! What, is that humor book overdue at the library today?!?
:)

Hey rw. Was quiet here and I got on a roll. GIMF.

538 Sheepdogess  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:18:05am

re: #492 Scion9

I knew it was bad, I just did'nt know how bad.
Very intersting post.

539 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:18:41am

re: #530 ArmyWife

Well, the buy American part would result in WTO actions and start a trade war, which is the net effect of reimposing Smoot Hawley, which exacerbated the Great Depression.

540 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:20:06am

re: #539 lawhawk

Because they didn't spend enough, remember? Not all this other, you know, factual stuff that gets in the way of a good speech.

541 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:20:24am

Thanks for the 1000 monkeytime. Drink is on the bar..............................>

542 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:20:25am

re: #529 realwest

Good morning {wahabi} How are you doing this fine but cold morning?

Good! Just finished breakfast.

*burp*

How are you and mom?

543 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:22:26am

re: #541 Erik The Red

Thanks for the 1000 monkeytime. Drink is on the bar..............................>

1000! WOOT WOOT! I'll give you another just for that and, of course, the drink!

544 Spiritualized  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:22:26am

MSM is starting to meltdown over the thought of Netanyahu's imminent re-election.

"Hawkish former premier Benjamin Netanyahu has vowed not to evacuate Jewish settlements in the West Bank if he is named prime minister."

These are the same journalists that add the word 'moderate' in front of the names of Fatah terrorists like Abbas.

545 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:23:03am

Good Morning all!
I can't imagine life without my computers nor coffee!

I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
— Isaac Asimov

546 Irish Rose  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:23:13am

Good morning, lizards.

Was doing the laundry last night when my eyes fell on my old set of cross country skis, propped up in the basement corner. I've been feeling very keyed-up, anxious and confined as of late, and I realize that I have been away from the quiet, fragrant solitude of the woods for far too long.

I'm off to rectify that today... heading out to the local nature center where they have some nicely groomed ski trails that run through the woods and up along the beach dunes. Packing up coffee and sandwiches as I write this.

Wishing you all a very pleasant day.

547 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:24:28am

re: #545 notutopia

Good Morning all!
I can't imagine life without my computers nor coffee!

I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
— Isaac Asimov

I do not fear coffee. My family fears my lack of it in the morning.

548 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:24:31am

We went to dinner and a movie last night...saw Gran Torino..Everybody raves about the movie but i give it only 3 stars..
Clint's acting was just over the top in just about every scene..Yes we get it you are a bitter old war vet..but jeez show a little depth in the character.
The gang members were always so over the top it was almost a cartoon characterization of themselves...Many scenes seemed forced.
And there should be a international law that states no one..and I mean no one should be able to direct themselves in a movie...20 to life if ya try it..
It had some laugh out moments.. a few...
It's like Clint took his character from the Million dollar Baby and said let's crank this guy up to 11. GrRRrrrr..I'm mean..Grrrrrrr..

549 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:25:33am

re: #546 Irish Rose

I sounds like an awesome way to spend the day.
Have fun and breathe deeply.
Make a snow angel for me Irish Rose!

550 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:25:45am

re: #548 HoosierHoops

We went to dinner and a movie last night...saw Gran Torino..Everybody raves about the movie but i give it only 3 stars..
Clint's acting was just over the top in just about every scene..Yes we get it you are a bitter old war vet..but jeez show a little depth in the character.
The gang members were always so over the top it was almost a cartoon characterization of themselves...Many scenes seemed forced.
And there should be a international law that states no one..and I mean no one should be able to direct themselves in a movie...20 to life if ya try it..
It had some laugh out moments.. a few...
It's like Clint took his character from the Million dollar Baby and said let's crank this guy up to 11. GrRRrrrr..I'm mean..Grrrrrrr..

Thanks for that. Taking off my netflix cue in 5...4...3..

551 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:26:25am

re: #547 monkeytime

re: #547 monkeytime

I do not fear coffee. My family fears my lack of it in the morning.

Heh.

552 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:26:36am

re: #525 lawhawk
Good morning lawhawk! Just a really excellent comment AND idea.
It's sorta funny, Sen. McCain was on Fox and Friends yesterday and said he would NOT be voting for this "stimulus" package because, among other things, it was about 80% Pork and 20% Stimulus for the economy.
That's sorta in line with what your pecentages are.
You know, you might be well advised to send a copy of that comment - expand on it if you want to - to Senator McCain and to the Senate minority leader.
Seriously.
Thanks for a GREAT comment.

553 michaelhop  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:28:00am

Only in America could they take $5000 from us in taxes / added debt (which also = future taxes, for the benefit of Democrats), spend 20% of it on government bureaucracy to administer it, 15% of it slips through the cracks, 30% is spent on complete and total bullshit, 20% of it comes back to us as a "tax cut", and 15% actually gets spent on things that might create real jobs - wrap that all up and call it a "stimulus" to the economy.....

Yet, questioning the Great Obama Diety is VERBOTEN

554 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:28:11am

re: #546 Irish Rose

Good morning, lizards.

Was doing the laundry last night when my eyes fell on my old set of cross country skis, propped up in the basement corner. I've been feeling very keyed-up, anxious and confined as of late, and I realize that I have been away from the quiet, fragrant solitude of the woods for far too long.

I'm off to rectify that today... heading out to the local nature center where they have some nicely groomed ski trails that run through the woods and up along the beach dunes. Packing up coffee and sandwiches as I write this.

Wishing you all a very pleasant day.

Enjoy and I hope your bones stay in one piece.

555 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:28:34am

re: #548 HoosierHoops

We went to dinner and a movie last night...saw Gran Torino..Everybody raves about the movie but i give it only 3 stars..
Clint's acting was just over the top in just about every scene..Yes we get it you are a bitter old war vet..but jeez show a little depth in the character.
The gang members were always so over the top it was almost a cartoon characterization of themselves...Many scenes seemed forced.
And there should be a international law that states no one..and I mean no one should be able to direct themselves in a movie...20 to life if ya try it..
It had some laugh out moments.. a few...
It's like Clint took his character from the Million dollar Baby and said let's crank this guy up to 11. GrRRrrrr..I'm mean..Grrrrrrr..

Thanks for personal review. I will put viewing it on the back burner for a couple of months.

556 cupcake  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:28:42am
557 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:28:58am
558 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:29:22am

BBIAB Be safe and be well, All!

559 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:29:55am
560 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:29:59am

re: #531 ArmyWife
Good morning! I actually think we ought to increase the amount we pay our troops by about 20% and add another 100-150 thousand more troops, but SO FAR I think the cuts he's proposing are for in-development products - and you know, the Pentagon may be the MOST wasteful spender in the government.
But he'd best not cut the production of the F-22 Raptors.

561 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:31:09am

re: #534 Erik The Red
ROTFLMAO!

562 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:31:20am
563 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:32:06am
564 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:32:52am

re: #557 taxfreekiller

Snow and skis, = down hill only.
Heaven on earth.

Snow and skis, = up hill ?
Hell on earth..

Lol. But, true for me.
I have a hard enough time staying up on high heels!
No lifts or skis for me.
Bad past experiences.
Give me a sled.

565 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:33:05am

re: #449 HoosierHoops

My Stimulus check:
New car, a Beemer Helps Germany
big screen for the Den helps Japan
A new pair of cruel shoes Italy
Some Clothes China
Furnishings The Amish
...I could go on..

Morning, HH!

Yes, but it won't include a New Car, because the stimulus plan includes plans to crush some.

566 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:33:08am

re: #550 monkeytime

Thanks for that. Taking off my netflix cue in 5...4...3..

LOL
The nice thing about the movie was knowing went it was over we were going out dancing and having some ice cold bud light...You have to hydrate!
*wink*

567 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:33:42am

re: #561 realwest

This blog clown tries to please. Glad you are on you ass with that one.

568 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:34:31am

Speaking of skiing

The funniest LGF post EVAH

569 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:34:42am

re: #542 wahabicorridor
We are doing ok, thanks. Freezing our butts off but otherwise ok!
Honestly, apartments down here were not built with cold weather in mind; when I called the management office (on-site) and complained about the lack of heat and insulation I actually hadda spell insulation for 'em!
;')
How's by you and yours - anyne in the family recently lose more weight?!

570 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:35:42am

re: #565 reine.de.tout

Morning, HH!

Yes, but it won't include a New Car, because the stimulus plan includes plans to crush some.

LOL that's crazy reine {reine}
It is a rather clever way to clear all the overstock at the Dealerships...

571 Sheepdogess  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:35:42am

PIMF- didn't

572 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:35:45am
573 Cathypop  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:35:58am

re: #565 reine.de.tout

Morning, HH!

Yes, but it won't include a New Car, because the stimulus plan includes plans to crush some.

WTF! Speechless.

574 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:36:18am

re: #568 wahabicorridor

Speaking of skiing

The funniest LGF post EVAH

LOL!

575 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:37:02am

re: #573 Cathypop

WTF! Speechless.

Yep.
Some of those people waiting for the O to give them a car are going to be veryyyyyy disappointed, methinks.

576 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:37:50am

re: #568 wahabicorridor

Speaking of skiing

The funniest LGF post EVAH

That was hilarious! Thanks for that link

577 Cathypop  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:38:26am

re: #575 reine.de.tout

Yep.
Some of those people waiting for the O to give them a car are going to be veryyyyyy disappointed, methinks.


Yeah. Hand them the keys to a squashed SUV.

578 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:38:45am

hee-hee.
MIchelle Malkin wants to send the O a snuggie so he can turn down the WhiteHouse thermostat and stay warm.

579 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:39:11am

re: #548 HoosierHoops
Hey Hoops - that's CLINT EASTWOOD you're dissing, ya know?! As for "And there should be a international law that states no one..and I mean no one should be able to direct themselves in a movie...20 to life if ya try it.." that would mean no Million Dollar Baby, no Outlaw Josey Wales and No a bunch of other Clint Eastwood's GREAT flicks!
(damn Colt's fans..........!).

580 rwmofo  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:39:37am

Bad guy cursing 'Da Joooos' has things backfire.

So, what were you wishing for Abdul? Heh.

581 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:39:46am

re: #568 wahabicorridor

Speaking of skiing

The funniest LGF post EVAH

That's hilarious!
How on earth did you find it, way back from 2004?

582 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:40:08am

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!"

583 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:40:15am
584 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:40:32am

re: #565 reine.de.tout

Morning, HH!

Yes, but it won't include a New Car, because the stimulus plan includes plans to crush some.

Good Morning Reine.
Nothing that this congress proposes surprises me.
This proposal would kill the ability for people to own older pickup trucks. How do these asshats think that us small farmers get our feed and hay to our animals?

585 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:41:11am

re: #582 Erik The Red

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!"

LOLOLOLOL!
Do you know my two youngest brothers?

586 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:41:32am

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to the coach section since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so."

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

587 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:42:04am

re: #584 notutopia

Good Morning Reine.
Nothing that this congress proposes surprises me.
This proposal would kill the ability for people to own older pickup trucks. How do these asshats think that us small farmers get our feed and hay to our animals?

People have no clue, none whatsoever, how food gets to their table.
It's the magical shrink-wrapped meat & frozen veggies syndrome.

588 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:43:24am

re: #579 realwest

Hey Hoops - that's CLINT EASTWOOD you're dissing, ya know?! As for "And there should be a international law that states no one..and I mean no one should be able to direct themselves in a movie...20 to life if ya try it.." that would mean no Million Dollar Baby, no Outlaw Josey Wales and No a bunch of other Clint Eastwood's GREAT flicks!
(damn Colt's fans..........!).

Yup..I dissed Clint's movie..I love Eastwood. Iconic actor..I can only give this latest offering a 3 out of 5 stars..I'll be writing up my review for the NYT's in the morning..
( dang Giants fan)
:)

589 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:43:51am

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.

He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked "What gender is a computer"?

The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender, for the following reasons:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender for the following reasons:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

590 Sheepdogess  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:43:54am

I have a really stupid technical question - I have a MAC in the kitchen and a PC in my workroom. My brain has trouble with readjusting to the delete direction. Can I change the delete direction?

591 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:44:08am

re: #565 reine.de.tout

Morning, HH!

Yes, but it won't include a New Car, because the stimulus plan includes plans to crush some.

Well it's not surprising. The "Crush them" seems the be the basis of many of their new policies i.e. Elderly Care, Talk Radio.....

592 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:44:26am

re: #568 wahabicorridor

Damnit.... so that's what happened to my car! /

593 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:44:39am

Saving goodbye to a grand old lady.

Alums sad at Kitty Hawk goodbye

Carlos Rivera served on the USS Kitty Hawk's first crew. Aaron Lussier is part of its last.

They and sailors from the 48 years between them gathered in the aircraft carrier's hangar bay Thursday to say goodbye to America's oldest active warship.

Commissioned in April 1961, the Hawk has seen its last battle. It will be replaced this spring by the USS George H.W. Bush.

Morning Lizards!

594 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:45:27am

re: #568 wahabicorridor
LOL!
My fondest memories of the slopes are not being on them.

595 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:45:40am
596 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:45:45am

re: #585 reine.de.tout

LOLOLOLOL!
Do you know my two youngest brothers?

My two nephew's are the same. Little shits. Love them to bits and my sister hates me because I encourage it.

597 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:46:05am
598 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:46:47am

Bummer. This is what you call a bad day at work.

599 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:47:12am

re: #595 ploome hineni

I would send him a ticket to Kenya..da land of his fadders

Good morning, PlooMstEr!

600 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:48:24am

re: #581 reine.de.tout

That's hilarious!
How on earth did you find it, way back from 2004?

Oh, I keep an LGF links folder for the good ones!

601 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:48:35am
602 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:48:51am

re: #600 wahabicorridor

Oh, I keep an LGF links folder for the good ones!

Just added it to my faves.
I have a batch with the tag "funnies".

603 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:50:11am
604 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:50:19am
605 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:50:37am

re: #598 reine.de.tout

Bummer. This is what you call a bad day at work.

My work filming demonstrations just fires me up!
/Abdul Rahman Al-Khatib

606 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:52:16am

The 0 does believe he is the biggest celebrity in the world.
My daughter gets 'people' mag and brings it to me after she reads it. The 0 and his family have been in every issue in some form or another since last Spring. The 0 girls first day at school, etc.
I can not believe that he and wab would allow their girls to be exploited like that unless they enjoy their celebrity and, if not yet, will soon become celebutards.

607 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:52:57am

re: #603 taxfreekiller

National Don't Pay Taxes Party.
National Spend every dam penny Party.
National no borders Party.
National free checks Party.
National any way to loose a war Party.
National make excuses for the traitor John F. Kerry Party.

Remember - you don't have to be a "national" to enjoy the festivities because there really is no such thing.

608 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:53:11am

re: #565 reine.de.tout
Good morning reine! That is probably the single most dumb idea I've seen come out of a government senate committee. THE SINGLE DUMBEST IDEA EVAH!

Course, healines will should read "Women and Children Hardest Hit" but it won't!
How are you today?
And hey congrats on that cookbook!

609 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:53:29am

re: #604 ploome hineni

(don't forget the funnies in the cookbook)

.........I just got an idea for another book

"Wit and WIsdom Of Lizardia"..........lol

ACK!

Oh, no - that would indeed be a great book . . .
Somebody else will have to organize.

There are blank pages in the cookbook, placed there on purpose so people can write or print & paste things they find on LGF that they want to keep.

610 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:54:44am

re: #587 reine.de.tout

People have no clue, none whatsoever, how food gets to their table.
It's the magical shrink-wrapped meat & frozen veggies syndrome.

Well, when the small trucks are removed from the farms and there is no more small vendor markets because of this, people are going to find out real quick how it gets to their table.
Do you put in a garden Reine?
Many families in our area are breaking ground for the first time this year due to the economic inflation.
We have gotten requests for ground tillage from two of our neighbors who want to grow their own vegetables. They both called them their victory gardens. I said 'victory' for who this time around?

611 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:55:07am

re: #606 newsjunkie_ky

The 0 does believe he is the biggest celebrity in the world.
My daughter gets 'people' mag and brings it to me after she reads it. The 0 and his family have been in every issue in some form or another since last Spring. The 0 girls first day at school, etc.
I can not believe that he and wab would allow their girls to be exploited like that unless they enjoy their celebrity and, if not yet, will soon become celebutards.

I have not purchased a single magazine with a feature of the O in it.
Just my own little bitty bit of - I can't think of the word . . .

612 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:55:14am
613 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:55:44am

re: #608 realwest

Good morning reine! That is probably the single most dumb idea I've seen come out of a government senate committee. THE SINGLE DUMBEST IDEA EVAH!

Course, healines will should read "Women and Children Hardest Hit" but it won't!
How are you today?
And hey congrats on that cookbook!

Dumber idea that Pelosi's idea to give away birth control to stimulate the economy?
Wouldn't you give Vigra away if you wanted to stimulate the economy?

614 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:56:27am

Oh, btw, for anyone who has missed it

COOKBOOK UPDATE, preview of the covers, pricing info and other news - will be up for sale as soon as I have previewed a copy I ordered to make sure it prints out OK.

615 ciaospirit  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:56:53am

Here's a lovely good morning from the Dinnerjacket regime to B Hussein.

TEHRAN (AFP) – US President Barack Obama's offer to talk to Iran shows that America's policy of "domination" has failed, the government spokesman said on Saturday.

"This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed," Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency.

616 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:57:33am

reine.de.tout (#581),

That's hilarious!
How on earth did you find it, way back from 2004?

Um, some of us were there when it happened. (Morning lawhawk ;-)

I've reposted that as one of the funniest LGF posts many a time.

617 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:58:05am

re: #610 notutopia

Well, when the small trucks are removed from the farms and there is no more small vendor markets because of this, people are going to find out real quick how it gets to their table.
Do you put in a garden Reine?
Many families in our area are breaking ground for the first time this year due to the economic inflation.
We have gotten requests for ground tillage from two of our neighbors who want to grow their own vegetables. They both called them their victory gardens. I said 'victory' for who this time around?

We have had gardens, but not in the past couple of years.
Might have to start it up again. Nothing better than tomatoes from your own garden, bell peppers, cucumber . . .

618 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:58:09am

re: #568 wahabicorridor
Actually my post from oh, four years or so ago (can't find the damn thing to save my life) about not getting a hat tip was funnier, IMHO! At least I got a direct comment from Charles on the thread (you newbies are used to seeing Charles out here, but in the good ole days (he says, clutching his cane and waiving it about wildly) it was rare for Charles to comment out here) and he said that my story of the missed hat tip was the most................interesting kevtch he'd ever had about that subject!
Dman, LGFer Tommoon had a copy of that for me but in transitioning from one computer to another it got lost somewhere. Damnit.

619 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:58:16am

re: #609 reine.de.tout

ACK!

Oh, no - that would indeed be a great book . . .
Somebody else will have to organize.

There are blank pages in the cookbook, placed there on purpose so people can write or print & paste things they find on LGF that they want to keep.

great idea reine!
I can't wait for the book to come out..My agent has me booked on the Barnes-Noble book signing tour..
it will be my first book signing so I'm pretty excited about it..
/

620 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:58:24am

re: #611 reine.de.tout

I have not purchased a single magazine with a feature of the O in it.
Just my own little bitty bit of - I can't think of the word . . .


I understand. I don't buy them either. I would love to wear a 'nobama' shirt but would probably be rounded up for reeducation.

621 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:58:29am
622 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:58:54am

For maggiepie and Crux

A farmer from Texas goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking. The Australian shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice that size!"

The Australian is annoyed at the Texan but doesn't say anything. They walk around the farm a little, and the Australian farmer shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has died down when the Texan sees some kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, "What are those?"

The Australian replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

623 Sheepdogess  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:59:21am

re: #586 Erik The Red

Your jokes are very high quality.

624 abolitionist  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 6:59:44am

At HotAir: A 10% cut at the Pentagon?

posted at 9:42 am on January 31, 2009 by Ed Morrissey

While the Obama administration tries pushing through its trillion-dollar porkfest of Mall resodding and Medicare expansion, the Pentagon has gotten a much different mission from the White House. President Obama has demanded a 10% reduction in the defense budget for FY2010, even while we fight a war in Afghanistan and conduct counterterrorist operations around the world:

The Obama administration has asked the military’s Joint Chiefs of Staff to cut the Pentagon’s budget request for the fiscal year 2010 by more than 10 percent — about $55 billion — a senior U.S. defense official tells FOX News.

Last year’s defense budget was $512 billion. Service chiefs and planners will be spending the weekend “burning the midnight oil” looking at ways to cut the budget — looking especially at weapons programs, the defense official said.
[snip]

Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes. / M*A*S*H reference

625 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:00:13am
626 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:00:53am

re: #608 realwest

That's because we've put the Marxist children in charge.

"There will be time for them to make profits, and there will be time for them to get bonuses," Obama said. "Now is not that time."

Obama.

Nobody minding the store knows how to run the store. Free candy for everyone!

627 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:01:36am

re: #587 reine.de.tout

Wow. What about those who can't afford or can't get financing on another new car? The freddie Mac of auto financing to follow?

628 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:02:22am

reine.de.tout (#614),

Here's an idea, make your nic a link to the cookbook (like mine is a link to LGFOhio.)

629 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:03:14am

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes," said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot would name a parrot Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

630 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:03:17am

re: #578 reine.de.tout

hee-hee.
MIchelle Malkin wants to send the O a snuggie so he can turn down the WhiteHouse thermostat and stay warm.

I am thinking a little binky pacifier would be appropriate to go along with that snuggie ...

631 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:03:55am

Is anyone else getting spinning wheel of death when they click on avatars?

632 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:03:56am

re: #610 notutopia

Well, when the small trucks are removed from the farms and there is no more small vendor markets because of this, people are going to find out real quick how it gets to their table.
Do you put in a garden Reine?
Many families in our area are breaking ground for the first time this year due to the economic inflation.
We have gotten requests for ground tillage from two of our neighbors who want to grow their own vegetables. They both called them their victory gardens. I said 'victory' for who this time around?

Right now we've got four kids in the house. We can have up to 7, 3 of our own and 4 foster kids. (Any more than 5 is too much).

If government gets it's way what do I buy that can transport up to 9 people plus associated gear that goes with small kids?

633 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:04:02am

re: #612 Iron Fist

Congress is working on a pork-a-paloosa "stimulus" bill of undreamed of largess on the part of the Feds.

Columbia, SC, my county seat, and one of the smaller communities (2100 population) are all getting ready to submit their requests for The Big Handout. They are literally salivating at the idea they may be able to replace the manhole covers or build a few parking decks.

It's just a bunch of pigs at the trough.

634 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:04:19am

Good Morning Lizard Nation.....


A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redheadsittingat the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and
he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

635 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:04:38am
636 rwmofo  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:04:54am

re: #631 notutopia

Is anyone else getting spinning wheel of death when they click on avatars?

No.

637 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:05:03am

re: #588 HoosierHoops
"Yup..I dissed Clint's movie" that's UNAMERICAN and as soon as I can find a congresscritter who cares, I'll let 'em know that there's an UNAMERICAN amongst us!

638 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:05:19am

re: #628 Geepers

reine.de.tout (#614),

Here's an idea, make your nic a link to the cookbook (like mine is a link to LGFOhio.)

great idea!
I just did it.
Let's see if it works.

639 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:05:22am

re: #623 Sheepdogess

Your jokes are very high quality.

Thanks sheep. I am having your nic on the weber tomorrow btw.

640 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:05:38am

re: #613 HoosierHoops

Dumber idea that Pelosi's idea to give away birth control to stimulate the economy?
Wouldn't you give Vigra away if you wanted to stimulate the economy?

Cialis would increase sales of bathtubs.

641 Cathypop  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:05:55am

re: #632 jcm

Right now we've got four kids in the house. We can have up to 7, 3 of our own and 4 foster kids. (Any more than 5 is too much).

If government gets it's way what do I buy that can transport up to 9 people plus associated gear that goes with small kids?

When you get your unicorn it comes with a cart to haul things.

642 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:06:09am
643 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:06:10am

A 10% cut at the Pentagon?

[Link: hotair.com...]

644 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:06:53am

re: #634 Pietr

Morning Pietr. I have almost posted that one many times. Many up dings for you.

645 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:07:00am

re: #638 reine.de.tout

great idea!
I just did it.
Let's see if it works.

How do I make my nic blue?

646 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:07:24am

re: #632 jcm

Right now we've got four kids in the house. We can have up to 7, 3 of our own and 4 foster kids. (Any more than 5 is too much).

If government gets it's way what do I buy that can transport up to 9 people plus associated gear that goes with small kids?

You'll have to car pool in two separate vehicles that get more than 18mpg. Now, does that make any sense to double the mileage for what one trip or one vehicle used to make possible?
They'll allow us to keep our older trucks and suburbans, but we'll pay dearly for it somehow.

647 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:07:36am

re: #645 reine.de.tout

How do I make my nic blue?

never mind.
clicking my nic now goes to the cookbook blog.
cool.

648 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:07:41am
649 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:08:01am

re: #643 Dustyvet

A 10% cut at the Pentagon?

[Link: hotair.com...]

So it's only going to be a 7 sided building now !?!?!?!?!

650 ciaospirit  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:08:06am

re: #626 jcm

"There will be time for them to make profits, and there will be time for them to get bonuses," Obama said. "Now is not that time."

I read that yesterday. Makes my blood run cold. Now is not the time to make profits? Where in the Constitution is he given the power to decide who makes a profit and who doesn't?

651 rwmofo  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:08:25am

re: #643 Dustyvet

A 10% cut at the Pentagon?

[Link: hotair.com...]

Makes sense - since they only wanted to surrender the last 4-5 years.

652 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:08:31am

re: #645 reine.de.tout

How do I make my nic blue?

Tell it Obama, Michelle, and the kids are coming over to watch the Super Bowl.

653 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:08:57am

A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate the wife's birthday. While they were getting ready, the husband put the cat out.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home, the cat shot back into the house.

Not wanting their cat to have free run of the house while they were out, the husband went back upstairs to chase the cat out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the car, and said, "Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

654 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:08:58am

ciaospirit (#615),

TEHRAN (AFP) – US President Barack Obama's offer to talk to Iran shows that America's policy of "domination" has failed, the government spokesman said on Saturday.

"This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed," Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency.

See how brilliant the One is? The rest of the world is already starting to love us.

655 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:09:17am

re: #639 Erik The Red

Thanks sheep. I am having your nic on the weber tomorrow btw.

I hope you mean Mutton, and not Border Collie, Erik....:>O

/white smoke.....

656 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:09:59am

re: #641 Cathypop

When you get your unicorn it comes with a cart to haul things.

LOL!
Ain't that the truth!

657 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:10:06am
658 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:10:17am

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you stupid cow."

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets all about the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and squarks, "And get me another whisky you airhead."

Quite upset, the poor girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it now you stupid idiot."

Next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

As they plunge downwards, the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've sure got an attitude."

659 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:10:28am

re: #618 realwest

hmm. I might have it. Do you remember the headline Charles gave the thread?

660 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:10:30am

re: #637 realwest

"Yup..I dissed Clint's movie" that's UNAMERICAN and as soon as I can find a congresscritter who cares, I'll let 'em know that there's an UNAMERICAN amongst us!

Remember the late great John Wayne? I loved him..
he played a roman soldier below the cross in the movie the greatest story ever told.. When Jesus Dies and the storm occurs..He says in his best Texas slow drawl accent ' Well.. this surely must be the son of god'.
pathetic .

661 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:10:50am

re: #626 jcm

That's because we've put the Marxist children in charge.


Obama.

Nobody minding the store knows how to run the store. Free candy for everyone!

re: #650 ciaospirit

Dear Great Leader

1) Profits drive companies
2) Companies Hire People
3) People spend money
4) Money drives the economy

REPEAT AS NEEDED

662 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:10:51am
663 Scion9  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:11:33am

re: #650 ciaospirit

I read that yesterday. Makes my blood run cold. Now is not the time to make profits? Where in the Constitution is he given the power to decide who makes a profit and who doesn't?

Although you could certainly read it that way, I'm not sure that is what he meant. I'm almost certain he was referring to the bonuses specifically. At least on this one, I'd have to agree with The One. If companies are holding out their hands for bailouts, and then turning around and rewarding their own failure after receiving one, it makes me skeptical that they aren't just robbing their successful, taxpaying competitors (and millions of other Americans) that didn't get a handout at all.

664 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:11:35am

re: #647 reine.de.tout

never mind.
clicking my nic now goes to the cookbook blog.
cool.

Reine, thanks!
The cookbook has solved my gift buying dilemma for 2009 for birthdays and holiday giving. I look forward to it's sale date.

665 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:11:53am

re: #639 Erik The Red

Thanks sheep. I am having your nic on the weber tomorrow btw.

NOOOOooooo.. didn't you see the silence of the lambs?

666 Lincolntf  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:11:55am

re: #654 Geepers

"...means Western ideology has become passive..."

He's got that right.

667 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:12:06am

re: #660 HoosierHoops

Remember the late great John Wayne? I loved him..
he played a roman soldier below the cross in the movie the greatest story ever told.. When Jesus Dies and the storm occurs..He says in his best Texas slow drawl accent ' Well.. this surely must be the son of god'.
pathetic .

"Well gather your mongol hordes, wah-ha"

668 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:12:13am

re: #660 HoosierHoops

Remember the late great John Wayne?

The Searchers is on AMC right now! I've got it on in the background!

/That'll be the day!

669 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:13:07am

re: #655 Pietr

I hope you mean Mutton, and not Border Collie, Erik....:>O

/white smoke.....

Deboned lamb to be exact. Marinating in wine, garlic, chilli, paprika, rosemary and bbq spice. 24 hours in the fridge and 1 and 1/2 on the weber.

670 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:13:54am

re: #669 Erik The Red

Deboned lamb to be exact. Marinating in wine, garlic, chilli, paprika, rosemary and bbq spice. 24 hours in the fridge and 1 and 1/2 on the weber.

YUM!

671 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:14:17am

re: #593 jcm Good morning jcm! Hope you and yours are doing well today!
I was disappointed that there was no photo of the Kitty Hawk - was she nuclear powered? Had she been converted to a MAAS(I think that's the correct name for a Marine Amphious Assault Ship)?!

672 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:15:01am

Ok, crew. I am off to the barn to see my horse and check on his lameness status. He very well may be my next great big dog. See ya later!

673 wahabicorridor  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:15:09am

realwest
gotta hop. If you remember the title of the thread your post was on, email me.

674 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:15:49am
675 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:16:20am

re: #672 ArmyWife

Ok, crew. I am off to the barn to see my horse and check on his lameness status. He very well may be my next great big dog. See ya later!


I'm lame myself - twisted an ankle and limping all over the place. Thankfully, I can still stay in the house! :)

676 Beasterman  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:17:02am

Does anyone know what's happening in Kentucky, or why when the Obama administration promised on the White House website never to let another Katrina happen the people of Kentucky are still struggling to find shelter in freezing weather and don't have things like water, food, generators and chain saws to cut away fallen trees?

677 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:17:31am

re: #674 Iron Fist

Man, you live I Columbia, SC? My condolences. I lived there for about four or five years as a kid. I graduated from Irmo High School, going on 21 years ago. Tempus Fugit.

Not quite, but pretty close. The State is still a rag; so you haven't missed much.

678 ArmyWife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:17:48am

re: #675 SteveC

Uh oh. I hope you feel better!

679 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:17:52am

re: #616 Geepers Hey Geepers! How are you doing my friend?

680 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:18:01am

What Would John Wayne Do?


681 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:18:27am

Obama and his bogus "Tax cuts".

The democrats steal words and phrases and change their meaning. That's the new democrat way. Come worship.

682 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:18:42am

Morning ploome, realwest, ciaospirit, Iron Fist, reine.de.tout, Erik The Red, taxfreekiller, SteveC, Dustyvet, sattv4u2, notutopia, jcm, rwmofo, Pietr, Cathypop, JacksonTn, HoosierHoops, ArmyWife, abolitionist,

sheesh,

Morning everyone.

683 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:19:29am
684 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:19:44am

re: #676 Beasterman

Does anyone know what's happening in Kentucky, or why when the Obama administration promised on the White House website never to let another Katrina happen the people of Kentucky are still struggling to find shelter in freezing weather and don't have things like water, food, generators and chain saws to cut away fallen trees?

Pretty hard hit down there..many have been with no power for a week..Ice everyywhere..can't drive anywhere..Feel sorry for them..It must suck

685 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:19:52am

re: #669 Erik The Red

Deboned lamb to be exact. Marinating in wine, garlic, chilli, paprika, rosemary and bbq spice. 24 hours in the fridge and 1 and 1/2 on the weber.

Since you mention 1 1/2 hrs, I take it you're cooking indirect heat. Do you smoke it any first, and then cover it to keep it moist? That's my method for most meats I want to get tender; once it is almost at the required tenderness, then I move it to the direct side for browning. Important to keep it moist until then, tho....:>))

686 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:20:56am

re: #676 Beasterman

Does anyone know what's happening in Kentucky, or why when the Obama administration promised on the White House website never to let another Katrina happen the people of Kentucky are still struggling to find shelter in freezing weather and don't have things like water, food, generators and chain saws to cut away fallen trees?

NEW ORLEANS
Inhabited (for the most part) by people who have long looked to the gov't to care for their every need. Run by politiciams that agree that the gov't should!
KENTUCKY
Inhabited (for the most part) by people that have always been self-sufficient. Run by politicians that beleive gov't should for the most part get out of peoples ways

687 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:21:05am

re: #676 Beasterman

Does anyone know what's happening in Kentucky, or why when the Obama administration promised on the White House website never to let another Katrina happen the people of Kentucky are still struggling to find shelter in freezing weather and don't have things like water, food, generators and chain saws to cut away fallen trees?

A friend of mine runs a homeless shelter in Louisville. They have no power; everyone is crammed into three building that have generators. She has power at home but a few friends does not, so she's taken them in for the duration. Three people, two dogs, a cat and a bird have been added to the mix (her "Ingredients" are her, hubby, and two dogs.) The people are surviving and the animals have declared an uneasy truce.

688 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:21:17am

re: #682 Geepers

Morning ploome, realwest, ciaospirit, Iron Fist, reine.de.tout, Erik The Red, taxfreekiller, SteveC, Dustyvet, sattv4u2, notutopia, jcm, rwmofo, Pietr, Cathypop, JacksonTn, HoosierHoops, ArmyWife, abolitionist,

sheesh,

Morning everyone.

Morning...:)

689 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:21:32am

re: #671 realwest

Good morning jcm! Hope you and yours are doing well today!
I was disappointed that there was no photo of the Kitty Hawk - was she nuclear powered? Had she been converted to a MAAS(I think that's the correct name for a Marine Amphious Assault Ship)?!

Kitty Hawk (CV-63) last of the oil burners. One deployment to Afghanistan was a MAAS trial.

Official Photo Page, no decomm pics yet.

690 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:21:47am
691 ciaospirit  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:21:52am

re: #663 Scion9

Although you could certainly read it that way, I'm not sure that is what he meant. I'm almost certain he was referring to the bonuses specifically. At least on this one, I'd have to agree with The One. If companies are holding out their hands for bailouts, and then turning around and rewarding their own failure after receiving one, it makes me skeptical that they aren't just robbing their successful, taxpaying competitors (and millions of other Americans) that didn't get a handout at all.

He specifically separated profits from bonuses. He's wrong on both counts. He's overstepping his power. He made Citibank give back a jet they had ordered before gov bailouts. Now what happens to the company that built that jet?

"There will be time for them to make profits, and there will be time for them to get bonuses," Obama said. "Now is not that time."

692 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:21:54am

re: #682 Geepers

Morning Geepers.

693 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:23:13am

re: #621 taxfreekiller Hi there TFK! Yup, ya know that Monday marks the 50th anniversary of the day the Music Died cause that plane went down in Clear Lake, Iowa with Buddy Holly (aged 22 and composer of over 30 songs, 19 of 'em top ten hits) Ritchie Valens aged 17 with his first hit under his belt and J.P. Richards - (who was iirc, 34 or so and the predecessor to the DJ form of music) all on-board.
Buddy had flipped a coin with Waylon Jennings to see who'd get to fly in that itty bitty plane and Buddy won the toss, and we lost the music.

694 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:23:19am

re: #680 Dustyvet

Morning. Dusty. When did you go thru Ft Sill (you left before I could ask, the other night)?

695 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:23:24am

re: #668 SteveC

The Searchers is on AMC right now! I've got it on in the background!

/That'll be the day!

696 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:24:35am

re: #552 realwest

I've already sent it along to DeMint's office. He's going to be on the morning talk show circuit tomorrow, so hopefully he'll be talking about the porkfest in detail and offer up an alternative.

697 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:24:51am

re: #682 Geepers

Morning ploome, realwest, ciaospirit, Iron Fist, reine.de.tout, Erik The Red, taxfreekiller, SteveC, Dustyvet, sattv4u2, notutopia, jcm, rwmofo, Pietr, Cathypop, JacksonTn, HoosierHoops, ArmyWife, abolitionist,

sheesh,

Morning everyone.

Morning!
Coffee? How do you like it?

698 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:25:18am

re: #680 Dustyvet

What Would John Wayne Do?

[Video]

Can you imagine any of those lines being written in Hollywood today?

699 abolitionist  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:25:24am

re: #682 Geepers

Morning, all. :)

700 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:25:28am

re: #686 sattv4u2

NEW ORLEANS
Inhabited (for the most part) by people who have long looked to the gov't to care for their every need. Run by politiciams that agree that the gov't should!
KENTUCKY
Inhabited (for the most part) by people that have always been self-sufficient. Run by politicians that beleive gov't should for the most part get out of peoples ways

You got that right ...I grew up there and I have my own opinions about Katrina that I will keep to myself ...but I can tell you that the housing projects there needed to be torn down by whatever means necessary ...they were war zones that the police did not even want to go into ...I wonder just how much federal money the red states will get in this O administration ...but we will get by one way or another but I am sure there will be hell to pay for being a red state in the last election ...

701 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:25:31am
702 ciaospirit  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:25:36am

The Moonbat poster boy.

Springsteen calls Wal-Mart deal a mistake

01/31/2009 12:51 AM, AP
The Associated Press

The Boss is owning up to a mistake.

In an interview with The New York Times, Bruce Springsteen says he shouldn't have made a deal with Wal-Mart. This month, the store started exclusively selling a Springsteen greatest-hits CD.

Some fans were critical because Springsteen has been a longtime supporter of worker's rights, and Wal-Mart has faced criticism for its labor practices. Springsteen's team didn't vet the issue as closely as it should have, and that he "dropped the ball on it," he told the Times for a story to be published in Sunday editions and previewed on its Web site.

Springsteen went on to say: "It was a mistake. Our batting average is usually very good, but we missed that one. Fans will call you on that stuff, as it should be."

703 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:25:49am

Obama's embarrassing display of weakness.....
Iran says Obama's offer to talk shows US failure

US President Barack Obama's offer to talk to Iran shows that America's policy of "domination" has failed, the government spokesman said on Saturday.

"This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed," Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency.

Ugh.

704 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:26:06am

re: #685 Pietr

Since you mention 1 1/2 hrs, I take it you're cooking indirect heat. Do you smoke it any first, and then cover it to keep it moist? That's my method for most meats I want to get tender; once it is almost at the required tenderness, then I move it to the direct side for browning. Important to keep it moist until then, tho....:>))

Indirect fire. 25 coals each side. Let rest for 15 minutes before carving. Serving with roast tats and salad. The marinade is reduced by half and thickened for gravy.
FLG.

705 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:26:09am

"There will be time for them to make profits, and there will be time for them to get bonuses," Obama said. "Now is not that time."

CSPAN's Washington Journal host was reading from a paper this morning (I had just turned it on, and I missed the name of the paper) and a 30 year old "Wall Street Executive" was quoted as saying "F--- him, I worked 80 hours a week for my company and took no vacation time. I earned that money."

You go, big fella! Since he probably doesn't have time to read LGF, can we make him an Honorary Lizard?

706 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:26:49am

re: #691 ciaospirit

He made Citibank give back a jet they had ordered before gov bailouts. Now what happens to the company that built that jet?

Not only that, what happoens to the MILLIONS Citibank put down as a deposit for the jet? Does Citibank forfiet it? Will the company that built the jet be forced to give the millions back to the gov't?

This is typical liberalism. On the surface, it's a "feel good" policy
(" That company is wasting money that could have been used to hire another janitor"). But in truth it's the law of unintended consequesnces

707 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:26:55am

re: #680 Dustyvet

Hey Dv morning

708 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:26:57am

re: #703 Killgore Trout

Obama's embarrassing display of weakness.....
Iran says Obama's offer to talk shows US failure

Ugh.

Iran unclinched it's fist long enough to slap Obama in the face.

709 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:27:18am

re: #682 Geepers

G'Morning Geepers-did you stop for a breath while typing that? :>))

710 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:28:19am

jcm (#697),

Morning!
Coffee? How do you like it?

Strong and sweet, thanks. Just like my women. ;-)

711 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:28:50am

re: #693 realwest

Buddy had flipped a coin with Waylon Jennings to see who'd get to fly in that itty bitty plane and Buddy won the toss, and we lost the music.

I thought Richie Valens flipped with Waylon? Buddy was going anyway, since he hired the plane?

Doesn't matter who "won" the toss, a lot of musical talent went down that night.

712 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:29:05am

re: #702 ciaospirit

Don't expect him to void the contract or not take the money. He saw the $$$ when he signed on with that deal.

Besides, Walmart is one of the nation's biggest employers. Slam Walmart, and you're slamming millions of Americans who shop there and work there. Classy.

713 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:29:06am

re: #694 Pietr

Morning. Dusty. When did you go thru Ft Sill (you left before I could ask, the other night)?

August-September 1967...My entire class at Artillery School went on orders to Vietnam after Graduation, with the exception of one man, who was 17-years-old and got sent to Germany.

714 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:29:25am

re: #698 jcm

Can you imagine any of those lines being written in Hollywood today?

Nope...:(

715 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:29:33am

re: #634 Pietr
BOOOO! LOL! Good morning Pietr! Hope you're well today!

716 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:30:17am

re: #631 notutopia
Nope, not me!

717 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:30:21am

re: #697 jcm

Morning!
Coffee? How do you like it?

re: #710 Geepers

jcm (#697),


Strong and sweet, thanks. Just like my women. ;-)

If thats the criterea, make mine busty and wild!

718 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:30:32am
719 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:31:33am

re: #706 sattv4u2

He made Citibank give back a jet they had ordered before gov bailouts. Now what happens to the company that built that jet?

Not only that, what happoens to the MILLIONS Citibank put down as a deposit for the jet? Does Citibank forfiet it? Will the company that built the jet be forced to give the millions back to the gov't?

This is typical liberalism. On the surface, it's a "feel good" policy
(" That company is wasting money that could have been used to hire another janitor"). But in truth it's the law of unintended consequesnces


The jet was bought before the bailout.
The jet was bought with a private contract.
It is none of anybodies business other than shareholders, board members and the companies.

Businessmen better pull their heads out of their collective asses and realize the bailout comes with a price.

They lose their business. Oh, their name still may be on the door, but it will be Barney Frank and Maxine Waters making the decisions.

720 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:31:44am

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds, "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man.

"I'm curious," the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

721 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:31:48am

re: #706 sattv4u2

It's the same thing with the bonuses. Obama professes outrage over Wall Street handing out billions in bonuses, but ignores that those billions get spent in the NYC metro region, pumping billions into the local economy. It's a huge stimulus package.

That's lost revenue that the City and state have to make up. The reason that the City and State are frakked is because they don't have the Wall Street income to rely upon, so they're instead considering raising all manner of tax and fee to balance the out of control spending.

722 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:32:06am

re: #708 jcm

Iran unclinched it's fist long enough to slap Obama in the face.

And I hope it takes the smug "I Won" conceited smirk off his face!
This is EXACTLY what conservatives said would happen if you try to pander to terrorist. They do not respect weakness and never will.

723 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:32:29am

re: #643 Dustyvet
Good morning Dusty! Say, didja get my e-mail last night?

724 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:33:14am
725 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:34:11am

re: #722 monkeytime

And I hope it takes the smug "I Won" conceited smirk off his face!
This is EXACTLY what conservatives said would happen if you try to pander to terrorist. They do not respect weakness and never will.

The One is RIGHT, not even a US city turned into a smokin' hole will change that.

726 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:34:15am

re: #721 lawhawk

It's the same thing with the bonuses. Obama professes outrage over Wall Street handing out billions in bonuses, but ignores that those billions get spent in the NYC metro region, pumping billions into the local economy. It's a huge stimulus package.

That's lost revenue that the City and state have to make up. The reason that the City and State are frakked is because they don't have the Wall Street income to rely upon, so they're instead considering raising all manner of tax and fee to balance the out of control spending.

AND turn to the feds to make up any shortfall!

727 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:34:56am

re: #710 Geepers

jcm (#697),

Strong and sweet, thanks. Just like my women. ;-)

I like my coffee brown and tasty..
just like I like Italian shoes...
[Link: shop.nordstrom.com...]

728 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:35:00am

sattv4u2 (#717),

If thats the criterea, make mine busty and wild!

LOL.

729 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:35:09am
He made Citibank give back a jet they had ordered before gov bailouts. Now what happens to the company that built that jet?

Someone here on LGF mentioned that Citi already had two jets; but that the new one was more fuel efficent. Their plan was to sell the other two. Profits from the sale *could* have covered the cost on the new plane, and they would be doing their part to protect the environment and reduce their carbon footprint and save the Mongolian Honeybee and whatever else is popular with the tree huggers these days. But Obama said no.

Al Gore oughta kick O's ass for that.

730 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:35:30am

re: #727 HoosierHoops

I like my coffee brown and tasty..
just like I like Italian shoes...
[Link: shop.nordstrom.com...]

I prefer not to taste my shoes!

731 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:36:52am

re: #725 jcm

The One is RIGHT, not even a US city turned into a smokin' hole will change that.

Maybe only if it is in a city he is in. Iran is rubbing his nose in it and I wonder if he even gets it.

732 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:36:55am

re: #657 Iron Fist
Good morning Iron Fist! Hope you're well today and were able to get SOME sleep last night!
And, um, the "Colts" I was referring to were the Indianapolis Colt's football team.
Besides, I really like that .40 caliber Smith & Wesson, reduced recoil model (can't afford it so don't remember the model name or number)!

733 ciaospirit  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:37:23am

re: #721 lawhawk

It's the same thing with the bonuses. Obama professes outrage over Wall Street handing out billions in bonuses, but ignores that those billions get spent in the NYC metro region, pumping billions into the local economy. It's a huge stimulus package.

That's lost revenue that the City and state have to make up. The reason that the City and State are frakked is because they don't have the Wall Street income to rely upon, so they're instead considering raising all manner of tax and fee to balance the out of control spending.

Obama's a financial illiterate. The huge problem with that is, even if he surrounds himself with financial people, he won't know how to separate the wheat from the chaff. He won't be able to discern if the information and advice he's receiving is good or bad. He's clueless.

734 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:37:37am

re: #723 realwest

Good morning Dusty! Say, didja get my e-mail last night?

Yes, I just got home from Chicago. Never, never go out to dinner with friend who's car can't make it three blocks, let alone a 50 mile trip to Chicago. After dinner, and a movie, we went back to the car. Damn thing wouldn't start. Spent the night at Chicago Union Station, and then took train home this morning. So I doing catch up.

735 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:38:05am

Smokin' George Obama.....
Obama's Kenyan relative arrested on drug charge


Kenyan police say the half brother of President Barack Obama has been arrested for possession of marijuana.

Area police chief Joshua Omokulongolo said George Obama was picked up Saturday and was being held at the Huruma police post in the capital. Omokulongolo said officers found one joint of marijuana on him.

736 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:38:05am

re: #720 Erik The Red

Eric was reading about the violence going on in Durban yesterday..
Are you in a safe area?

737 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:38:21am

re: #713 Dustyvet

re: #715 realwest

I went thru there after you, then. I was stationed over at Altus AFB, 70-71 time frame. We took our E&E at Sill, plus the POW stuff-they never let you ESCAPE that. For those stationed at Altus, Lawton Ok, or Amarillo TX, were our choices for nearest big city to go shopping from.....:>))

Doing fair, RW-41 and Clear here in San Antone. Are you feeling chipper today (You sound like you are)? :>))

738 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:39:27am

lawhawk (#721),

That's lost revenue that the City and state have to make up. The reason that the City and State are frakked is because they don't have the Wall Street income to rely upon, so they're instead considering raising all manner of tax and fee to balance the out of control spending.

Oh yeah, that's gonna work out like a charm now that all the people the Wall Street billions support are broke.

739 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:39:34am

Remind me again why "we" didn't want Romney as our standard bearer!?!?!

Oh yeah, it was that whole 7 wives thingy! (or was it the 11 toes?,,, or 3 ears?,,,,,)

740 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:39:58am

re: #659 wahabicorridor
"Do you remember the headline Charles gave the thread?"
LOL! LOL! I'm lucky I remember that today is Friday!
No, sorry I don't - I do know it was somewhere between December 15, 2003 and June 2004 but that's about it!

741 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:40:09am

re: #737 Pietr

re: #715 realwest

I went thru there after you, then. I was stationed over at Altus AFB, 70-71 time frame. We took our E&E at Sill, plus the POW stuff-they never let you ESCAPE that. For those stationed at Altus, Lawton Ok, or Amarillo TX, were our choices for nearest big city to go shopping from.....:>))

Doing fair, RW-41 and Clear here in San Antone. Are you feeling chipper today (You sound like you are)? :>))

Fort Sam Houston is one of my favorite bases...:)

742 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:40:13am

re: #727 HoosierHoops

I like my coffee brown and tasty..
just like I like Italian shoes...
[Link: shop.nordstrom.com...]

I was in a Nordies he other day looking for shoes. I really picking about shoes. COMFORT, don't care much about style. Finally found a light hiking shoe at REI, paid too much (IMHO) but after about a dozen shops it was the only thing I found.

GAH! I hate shopping. Walk in pick it up walk out is what I like.

743 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:40:15am

re: #735 Killgore Trout

Smokin' George Obama.....
Obama's Kenyan relative arrested on drug charge

How the hell did he afford a Joint living on what, 3 dollars a month !?!?!

744 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:40:23am

Hiya, Lizard Nation!

Here's a cartoon that made me LOL on this grey and gloomy day - thought I'd share it with you!

745 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:40:58am

re: #717 sattv4u2

If thats the criterea, make mine busty and wild!

I like the quiet, smart girls. Guys who don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.... are pretty damn stupid!

746 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:41:36am
747 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:41:45am

re: #627 ArmyWife

Wow. What about those who can't afford or can't get financing on another new car? The freddie Mac of auto financing to follow?

ArmyWife ...I don't think I was dreaming but I believe I heard a commercial on television last night from a car company that actually said ...

'If you lose your job you can just give the car back ..." I swear that is what it said ...I will try to find ad ...I could not believe it ...so now not only will you be able to be taken care of if you don't pay your mortgage ...you can just give cars back if you can't pay for them ...I don't know where this is going to end ....I wish the media and The One and Pelosi, et al would stop with the fear mongering crap ...

748 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:41:48am

You don't say. Saving the rain forests not as urgent as previously thought. Why? Because poor folks realize that they can move to urban areas and don't need to cut down jungle to subsist. Raising the standard of living improves the environment.

What a novel concept; even though the NYT spends considerable ink to try and justify the opposite. All forests are not equal.... some are more equal than others...

749 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:41:56am
750 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:42:21am

re: #735 Killgore Trout

Smokin' George Obama.....
Obama's Kenyan relative arrested on drug charge

"I don't even smoke! I was just holdin' it for my brother...."

751 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:42:35am

HoosierHoops (#727),

I like my coffee brown and tasty..
just like I like Italian shoes...
[Link: shop.nordstrom.com...]

$550?!

Well that will stimulate the economy.

752 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:06am

re: #743 sattv4u2

How the hell did he afford a Joint living on what, 3 dollars a month !?!?!

He could only afford a dime bag.

753 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:21am

re: #733 ciaospirit

Obama's a financial illiterate. The huge problem with that is, even if he surrounds himself with financial people, he won't know how to separate the wheat from the chaff. He won't be able to discern if the information and advice he's receiving is good or bad. He's clueless.

He's surrounded himself with economists schooled in Keynesianism. What we need is Smith / Friedman economics.

754 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:21am

re: #744 yma o hyd

Hiya, Lizard Nation!

Here's a cartoon that made me LOL on this grey and gloomy day - thought I'd share it with you!

ymaohyd ...LOL I think I recognize that dog ...mine does it all the time ...when I catch him he gives me that pitiful look ...and puts his head down ...

755 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:29am

re: #750 SteveC

"I don't even smoke! I was just holdin' it for my brother...."

756 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:31am

re: #736 HoosierHoops

Eric was reading about the violence going on in Durban yesterday..
Are you in a safe area?

I am out of the "Hood". The papers here said we need to build more cemeteries and less prisons. Thanks for asking. less than 6 months and Disney here we come.

757 ciaospirit  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:34am

re: #747 JacksonTn

ArmyWife ...I don't think I was dreaming but I believe I heard a commercial on television last night from a car company that actually said ...

'If you lose your job you can just give the car back ..." I swear that is what it said ...I will try to find ad ...I could not believe it ...so now not only will you be able to be taken care of if you don't pay your mortgage ...you can just give cars back if you can't pay for them ...I don't know where this is going to end ....I wish the media and The One and Pelosi, et al would stop with the fear mongering crap ...

That ad is running in Ohio, too.

758 irongrampa  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:36am

Good morning from the Adirondacks, home of the winter wonderland. Nice day, about 30deg. and sunny, with no wind. One more day closer to Spring.

759 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:46am

re: #733 ciaospirit

He's surrounded himself with a tax cheat, ignored the advice of the former head of the CBO who is now his budget guru, ignored Larry Sumner's advice about stimulus packages, etc. and instead seeks counsel with another tax cheat, Charlie Rangel whose idea of tax policy is do as I say, but not as I do.

760 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:43:55am

re: #668 SteveC
Y'all have The Searchers on in the background?! That's heresy - one of the best movies ever made and THE best John Wayne ever made.
[Link: www.imeem.com...]

761 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:44:55am

re: #735 Killgore Trout

Smokin' George Obama.....
Obama's Kenyan relative arrested on drug charge

He's been arrested only cause they know he can now afford to pay the bail.

762 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:45:17am

re: #744 yma o hyd

Hiya, Lizard Nation!

Here's a cartoon that made me LOL on this grey and gloomy day - thought I'd share it with you!

Good one!
Thanks for posting.

One day, the Roi was sitting watching TV, with the dog in his lap, and the Roi was also eating a piece of chicken. I looked over, and as he was leaning over the plate taking a bite out of the top part of the chicken, the dog had reached up was was taking a bite out of the bottom part of the chicken at the same time LOLOLOL!

763 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:45:35am
764 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:45:49am

re: #747 JacksonTn

ArmyWife ...I don't think I was dreaming but I believe I heard a commercial on television last night from a car company that actually said ...

'If you lose your job you can just give the car back ..." I swear that is what it said ...I will try to find ad ...I could not believe it ...so now not only will you be able to be taken care of if you don't pay your mortgage ...you can just give cars back if you can't pay for them ...I don't know where this is going to end ....I wish the media and The One and Pelosi, et al would stop with the fear mongering crap ...

Hyundai.
Give it back within a year, if you lose a job.

765 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:46:14am

re: #760 realwest

Y'all have The Searchers on in the background?! That's heresy - one of the best movies ever made and THE best John Wayne ever made.
[Link: www.imeem.com...]

766 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:46:31am

OT:

Sure someone has posted this upthread, but this has me a tad concerned:

Iran says Obama's offer to talk shows US failure


"This request means Western ideology has become passive, that capitalist thought and the system of domination have failed,"[ed:As Obama intended...] Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by the Mehr news agency.

"Negotiation is secondary, the main issue is that there is no way but for (the United States) to change," he added.

Obama promised 'change'...we are going to get it. I have a feeling that includes a 'change' from the last 7 years of relative terrorism free life in the U.S.

*spit*

767 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:47:26am

re: #732 realwest

Speaking of "colts" There is something that has been bothering me for many years. Some time ago I read Michner's Texas and being the 'historical' writer he was he referred to the weapon throughout the book in the plural. So and so would pull out his 'colts' and shoot the bad/good guy.

Drove me nuts, still does, and when I hear The Ballad of Billy the Kid I expect Joel to sing 'in the pocket of his vest a colts he hid'.

Rant/beef off

768 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:47:28am

re: #764 reine.de.tout

Hyundai.
Give it back within a year, if you lose a job.

It is crap advertising ...placing fear at the back of peoples minds even when purchasing a car ...

769 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:47:33am

re: #754 JacksonTn

ymaohyd ...LOL I think I recognize that dog ...mine does it all the time ...when I catch him he gives me that pitiful look ...and puts his head down ...

I've known dogs who did that ... not Fred Basset's brothers, mind, but very nifty around unguarded plates with food on them ...

Its the proud way the walk away with what they've pinched which makes me laugh!

770 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:48:07am

re: #749 Iron Fist

Government tweaking the economic directly always fucks it up.
CAFE standards created the SUV.
The New Deal extended the great depression.
The Great Society created the welfare state.
It never works.

Roll back taxes and the hidden tax of regulations and watch the economy take off.

Instead while my salary and promotions are frozen my property taxes are going up 12%. All my taxes are going up. Spread that across the spectrum and nobody can can do thing to spur the economy.

771 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:48:07am

re: #747 JacksonTn

re: #757 ciaospirit

It's a national campaige by Hyundai. Pretty smart on their part actually! They get a years payments on a car no matter what. After that, they continue getting payments OR a relatively new car back for re-sale (most likely as part of a used fleet to some company or gov't agency)

772 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:49:14am

Where Dusty had dinner last night...:)


773 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:49:14am

re: #768 JacksonTn

It is crap advertising ...placing fear at the back of peoples minds even when purchasing a car ...

Yep.
The car company is apparently doing anything it can to move its new cars.

But like you, I'm tired of the fear-mongering.

774 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:49:40am

re: #751 Geepers

HoosierHoops (#727),

$550?!

Well that will stimulate the economy.

LOL I was wondering when someone would notice a 550.00 pair of slippers.
I'm waiting for Wal-Mart to carry them..probably be 75 bucks.

775 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:49:53am

re: #649 sattv4u2

So it's only going to be a 7 sided building now !?!?!?!?!

It's five now.......

776 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:50:38am

re: #775 vapig

It's five now.......

Inflation!

777 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:50:57am

re: #775 vapig

It's five now.......

Put numbers on it and use it for playing D&D

778 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:51:14am

re: #770 jcm

Government tweaking the economic directly always fucks it up.
CAFE standards created the SUV.
The New Deal extended the great depression.
The Great Society created the welfare state.
It never works.

Roll back taxes and the hidden tax of regulations and watch the economy take off.

Instead while my salary and promotions are frozen my property taxes are going up 12%. All my taxes are going up. Spread that across the spectrum and nobody can can do thing to spur the economy.

I wonder what most people consider the 'line' in the sand, and what conditions will have to exist when most people will finally realize the Government has crossed it? I know there are moonbats that will be singing Government's praise even as they are lined up to the wall...

779 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:51:29am

re: #772 Dustyvet

Where Dusty had dinner last night...:)

[Video]

John Belushi?

780 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:51:42am

re: #762 reine.de.tout

Good one!
Thanks for posting.

One day, the Roi was sitting watching TV, with the dog in his lap, and the Roi was also eating a piece of chicken. I looked over, and as he was leaning over the plate taking a bite out of the top part of the chicken, the dog had reached up was was taking a bite out of the bottom part of the chicken at the same time LOLOLOL!

Hiya, {reine]!

Omigawd - that story made me laugh!

Dogs are so blatant about it!

Big Dog once, at a picknick, snatched a nearly whole chorizo out of my husband's hand - well, he did inadvertently hold it close to Big Dog's mouth while pointing something out to me ...
Husband was more concerned about would Big Dog become sick from all the spices in that sausage than about the act of stealing itself, though.

781 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:51:43am
782 LC HOGHEAD  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:52:05am

"Fairness Doctrine" now in effect. All opposing opinions are censored as hate speech. Seem fair 2 U?

Never cross President 666.

783 monkeytime  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:52:20am
784 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:52:29am

re: #774 HoosierHoops

LOL I was wondering when someone would notice a 550.00 pair of slippers.
I'm waiting for Wal-Mart to carry them..probably be 75 bucks.

Or less!

Here is a true story:
A couple of years ago, my niece spent some time in Italy, and while there, did some shopping in Milan, and she bought a beautiful gold & black brocade coat. It was beautiful, and beautifully made (something I notice since I sew).

A year later, daughter and I were in Wal-Mart, and she said 'Mom, isn't that the coat?". I immediately thought no, it couldn't be, then I walked over to it and looked at it inside and out, and it was indeed the exact same coat, same buttons, same fabric, same beautiful construction - on sale for $12.

$12!

I bought 2 - one for me, one for my Mom.

I never told my niece.

785 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:52:39am

An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was.

She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm probably a lesbian."

786 DistantThunder  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:52:56am

re: #691 ciaospirit

Obama is confused about who builds jets - it's not CEO's, it's not the rich. Obama's education is economically retarded - of maybe he knows exactly what he is doing.

Remember when the press asked Pres. Bush if he was going to tell people to cut back on their driving when gas prices were high. Pres Bush replied:

Look, I'm not going to tell people how to drive. They can make those decisions for themselves.

Exactly, Pres. Bush.

787 albusteve  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:53:19am

re: #756 Erik The Red

I am out of the "Hood". The papers here said we need to build more cemeteries and less prisons. Thanks for asking. less than 6 months and Disney here we come.

you might have the place all to yourself if it's still open...enjoy!

788 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:53:21am

re: #779 jcm

John Belushi?

Nope, it's the Billy Goat Tavern...:)

"Cheezborger! Cheezborger!
No fries, cheeps! No Pepsi, Coke!"?


[Link: www.billygoattavern.com...]

789 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:53:28am

re: #780 yma o hyd

Hiya, {reine]!

Omigawd - that story made me laugh!

Dogs are so blatant about it!

Big Dog once, at a picknick, snatched a nearly whole chorizo out of my husband's hand - well, he did inadvertently hold it close to Big Dog's mouth while pointing something out to me ...
Husband was more concerned about would Big Dog become sick from all the spices in that sausage than about the act of stealing itself, though.

Dogs cannot overcome their basic nature.

They just can't.

790 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:53:33am

re: #687 SteveC

A friend of mine runs a homeless shelter in Louisville. They have no power; everyone is crammed into three building that have generators. She has power at home but a few friends does not, so she's taken them in for the duration. Three people, two dogs, a cat and a bird have been added to the mix (her "Ingredients" are her, hubby, and two dogs.) The people are surviving and the animals have declared an uneasy truce.

Same thing happened in Mississippi after Katrina. Churches and neighbors took in the newly homeless without a seconds hesitation.

I'm sure the same thing happened in Alabama. I know this about Mississippi because a lot of my family lives there and that's how we got our news and pictures.

791 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:53:54am

re: #711 SteveC
Indeed - I was all of 14 and had just discovered rock and roll, women and alcohol as a "refreshement" all at the same time.
It was indeed the Day The Music Died.

792 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:54:41am

re: #777 Dustyvet

Put numbers on it and use it for playing D&D

What's D&D?

793 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:54:56am

re: #791 realwest

Indeed - I was all of 14 and had just discovered rock and roll, women and alcohol as a "refreshement" all at the same time.
It was indeed the Day The Music Died.

I was 12...:)

794 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:56:17am

re: #786 DistantThunder

Obama is confused about who builds jets - it's not CEO's, it's not the rich. Obama's education is economically retarded - of maybe he knows exactly what he is doing.

Remember when the press asked Pres. Bush if he was going to tell people to cut back on their driving when gas prices were high. Pres Bush replied:

Look, I'm not going to tell people how to drive. They can make those decisions for themselves.

Exactly, Pres. Bush.

I hate it. Government is always trying to protect me from everything but them. The press is now a complicit tool for the government. That whole bit about George Stephanopaloozaloo conferencing in with BHO's 'gov't' policy updates or what have you...

795 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:56:32am

re: #792 vapig

What's D&D?

A role playing game, Dungeons and Dragons

796 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:56:43am

re: #781 Iron Fist

S&W make several .40 automatics, so I can't guess at the part number :-) I've never much liked the .40 round. My dad has one (Firestar), and they shoot well, but I don't really see the need for a round in between the 9mm and .45 ACP, although a lot of companies have tried to do just that. .40, 10mm, .357 Sig, and there's a relatively new one out, the .45 GAP. It's a Glock specific round with the same bullet that you'd fire from a .45, but with a somewhat shorter case. The only reason I can see to go with that round is that Robar offers a stainless steel frame for it. I've never really been comfortable with the polymer frames that damn near everybody makes these days.


I've got two .40s, a Sig and a compact S&W. What sold me was it handles about like a 9mm but the terminal ballistics are closer to the .45.

That said, what anyone gets is individual preference and what works. We can argue handling and terminal ballistics all day.

797 DistantThunder  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:56:50am

re: #708 jcm

Iran unclinched it's fist long enough to slap Obama in the face.

Did you read the story about Rahm cracking his knuckles while Obama was speaking to someone else, and the Pres. of the United States asked him to stop. Rahm leaned over and cracked his knuckles a few more times, right next to obama's ear.

Imagine doing that to Pres. Bush.

The whole world can smell that Obama is a beta-male. Obama's just been told by Iran to bend over and take it.

798 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:57:03am

Daschle missed $128,000 in taxes over three years

[Link: www.boston.com...]

Tom Daschle, nominated to be secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, failed to pay more than $128,000 in taxes over three years
This just gets funnerer and funnerer

799 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:57:55am

I've fallen in love .... with a mini-notebook ...
Lookit here!
(Enlarge the image a bit ...)

I'm playing the lottery tonight - if I win (keep fingers crossed!), I'll have to have it ...

800 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:58:02am

re: #797 DistantThunder

Did you read the story about Rahm cracking his knuckles while Obama was speaking to someone else, and the Pres. of the United States asked him to stop. Rahm leaned over and cracked his knuckles a few more times, right next to obama's ear.

Imagine doing that to Pres. Bush.

The whole world can smell that Obama is a beta-male. Obama's just been told by Iran to bend over and take it.

Is there anything lower than beta on the male masculinity chart?

801 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:58:17am

re: #797 DistantThunder

Did you read the story about Rahm cracking his knuckles while Obama was speaking to someone else, and the Pres. of the United States asked him to stop. Rahm leaned over and cracked his knuckles a few more times, right next to obama's ear.

Imagine doing that to Pres. Bush.

The whole world can smell that Obama is a beta-male. Obama's just been told by Iran to bend over and take it.

And that coming from a guy who wears a tutu ...

/we are screwed

802 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:58:35am

re: #788 Dustyvet

Nope, it's the Billy Goat Tavern...:)

"Cheezborger! Cheezborger!
No fries, cheeps! No Pepsi, Coke!"?

[Link: www.billygoattavern.com...]

Belushi did a SNL skit based on the Billygoat.

803 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:58:44am

Happy Birthday, Harold Wayne!

804 lawhawk  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:58:47am

re: #798 sattv4u2

Oh, it's much worse than that... he failed to report ordinary income, income from the use of the car and driver, and did so only after getting the HHS nomination. For all the talk about how he caught these mistakes himself, the fact is that but for the nomination, he would have continued to have broken the law. He should not be confirmed and the GOP should make a point of it in the hearings.

805 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:58:50am
806 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:59:08am

PJ media to stop blog advertising?
Ugh: No More Pajamas Media Ads


Not sure if the business model isn't working, or if the downturn has spooked advertisers, or if they really just want to focus on their own side of things.

Ads will stay up until April 1st. And then it's back to BlogAds, I guess.

Damn. I was finally starting to make an amount of money I wasn't utterly embarrassed by, too.

Any entrepreneurs out there who want to try something similar?

In any event, I was happy to be a part of this while it lasted.

807 screaming_eagle  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:59:25am

re: #798 sattv4u2

He is a Democrat. They are allowed to cheat on their taxes. Thus sayith the One.

808 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:59:30am

re: #802 jcm

Belushi did a SNL skit based on the Billygoat.

I know, go check the web site...:)

809 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:59:34am

re: #797 DistantThunder

Did you read the story about Rahm cracking his knuckles while Obama was speaking to someone else, and the Pres. of the United States asked him to stop. Rahm leaned over and cracked his knuckles a few more times, right next to obama's ear.

Imagine doing that to Pres. Bush.

The whole world can smell that Obama is a beta-male. Obama's just been told by Iran to bend over and take it.


They are like children! "I won" "Stop touching me! DAD, Rahms touching me!" The only problem is, is that there is no adult in the room to make them stop!

810 capitalist piglet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:59:53am

re: #798 sattv4u2

Daschle missed $128,000 in taxes over three years

[Link: www.boston.com...]

Tom Daschle, nominated to be secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, failed to pay more than $128,000 in taxes over three years
This just gets funnerer and funnerer

Love that headline. He "missed".

"Oops! I forgot to pay my $128,000+ in taxes!"

811 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 7:59:59am

re: #786 DistantThunder

Obama is confused about who builds jets - it's not CEO's, it's not the rich. Obama's education is economically retarded - of maybe he knows exactly what he is doing.

Remember when the press asked Pres. Bush if he was going to tell people to cut back on their driving when gas prices were high. Pres Bush replied:

Look, I'm not going to tell people how to drive. They can make those decisions for themselves.

Exactly, Pres. Bush.

I really resent that the "O" thinks he's now CEO of the country/ world. Or that he now has veto power in coorporations.

He totally ignored the fact that the new jet was ordered in 2005. He ignored the fact it would be more cost effective and fuel efficient. He totally ignored the fact the company was downsizing from two old jets to the one new one. He totally ignored the fact the company planned to sell the old jets to offset the cost of the new one - therefore rendering it an even exchange.

The man is a fool!

812 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:00:10am
813 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:00:32am

re: #721 lawhawk
Not to mention that when Obama expressed his outrage at those obscene bonuses he was surrounded by Timothy ("Who, me?") Geithner, and a bunch of CEO's from non-financial services companies, the lowest paid of whom received $7 million in '07 and the highest paid of whom received $22 million in '07.
It's the Democratic Mantra : "We got ours, Fuck you."
Best displayed in a non-financial way by Pelosi's birth control STD prevention package; she has FIVE kids of her own and SIX grandchildren.

814 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:00:47am

re: #804 lawhawk

Oh, it's much worse than that... he failed to report ordinary income, income from the use of the car and driver, and did so only after getting the HHS nomination. For all the talk about how he caught these mistakes himself, the fact is that but for the nomination, he would have continued to have broken the law. He should not be confirmed and the GOP should make a point of it in the hearings.

So Global Warming is a threat, but only we are to change our lifestyle habits and not the libs. Taxes are now something we don't have to pay also if we follow these fools examples?

Hmmm. Maybe there is something to being a liberal.
/moral: Being a liberal is great until you get caught...?

815 outsidephilly  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:00:59am

re: #793 Dustyvet

I was 12...:)

I was 6...

816 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:01:48am

re: #795 Dustyvet

A role playing game, Dungeons and Dragons

Egad! I thought that was some new thing I wasn't hip to, when it's actually something I "on purpose" missed when I was a youngin'.

817 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:01:49am

re: #810 capitalist piglet

Love that headline. He "missed".

"Oops! I forgot to pay my $128,000+ in taxes!"

You MISS the exit on the highway (you inteded to take it, but missed) He didn't INTEND to pay those taxes. No MISS about it!

818 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:01:57am

re: #803 MandyManners

Morning Mandy/MM/2M

819 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:01:59am

re: #797 DistantThunder

Did you read the story about Rahm cracking his knuckles while Obama was speaking to someone else, and the Pres. of the United States asked him to stop. Rahm leaned over and cracked his knuckles a few more times, right next to obama's ear.

Imagine doing that to Pres. Bush.

The whole world can smell that Obama is a beta-male. Obama's just been told by Iran to bend over and take it.

I'm sure Bush aides had a few humorous zingers for GWB. In private, GWB has a sense of humor.

But when in the Oval Offices it's not just GWB, or BHO, it's the PRESIDENT!
Watching BHO in the Oval Office and some of his statements. Not even BHO gets that. Every word he says is the PRESIDENT speaking, not a fracking community organizer railing against big business.

WE

ARE

SO

FUCKED

*HT Render*

820 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:02:11am

re: #813 realwest

Not to mention that when Obama expressed his outrage at those obscene bonuses he was surrounded by Timothy ("Who, me?") Geithner, and a bunch of CEO's from non-financial services companies, the lowest paid of whom received $7 million in '07 and the highest paid of whom received $22 million in '07.
It's the Democratic Mantra : "We got ours, Fuck you."
Best displayed in a non-financial way by Pelosi's birth control STD prevention package; she has FIVE kids of her own and SIX grandchildren.

And...a Dog, 5 cats, and 55 alligators in the moat around her home...

821 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:02:14am

re: #797 DistantThunder

Did you read the story about Rahm cracking his knuckles while Obama was speaking to someone else, and the Pres. of the United States asked him to stop. Rahm leaned over and cracked his knuckles a few more times, right next to obama's ear.

Imagine doing that to Pres. Bush.

The whole world can smell that Obama is a beta-male. Obama's just been told by Iran to bend over and take it.

WTF is his problem?

822 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:02:27am

Good morning Lizards. Day twelve, America held hostage.

823 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:02:30am

re: #815 outsidephilly

I was 6...

how old is that in Obama years?

824 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:02:32am

re: #734 Dustyvet
Hey when y'all get a chance, please send me an e-mail about the VA experience you had!

825 nyc redneck  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:02:41am

re: #747 JacksonTn

ArmyWife ...I don't think I was dreaming but I believe I heard a commercial on television last night from a car company that actually said ...

'If you lose your job you can just give the car back ..." I swear that is what it said ...I will try to find ad ...I could not believe it ...so now not only will you be able to be taken care of if you don't pay your mortgage ...you can just give cars back if you can't pay for them ...I don't know where this is going to end ....I wish the media and The One and Pelosi, et al would stop with the fear mongering crap ...

i heard something like that too, abt. just giving the car back.
this whole messiah-o madness disorder is going to crash so hard when reality sets in.
in the mean time, it is shocking to see so many misty eyed people milling around, smiling and talking stupid.

826 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:02:42am

re: #814 Oh no...Sand People!

So Global Warming is a threat, but only we are to change our lifestyle habits and not the libs. Taxes are now something we don't have to pay also if we follow these fools examples?

Hmmm. Maybe there is something to being a liberal.
/moral: Being a liberal is great until you get caught...?

Its even better AFTER your caught! Little to no consequences!

827 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:02:45am

re: #818 Erik The Red

Morning Mandy/MM/2M

Is it warm and sunny where you are?

828 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:03:01am

re: #812 Iron Fist

Deltas. Obama may indeed be a purebred Delta.

LOL!

829 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:03:02am

re: #818 Erik The Red

Morning Mandy/MM/2M

M2

830 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:03:24am

re: #822 opnion

Good morning Lizards. Day twelve, America held hostage.

Morning opnion you are late today. Did you enjoy your sleep in?

831 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:03:30am

re: #809 sattv4u2

They are like children! "I won" "Stop touching me! DAD, Rahms touching me!" The only problem is, is that there is no adult in the room to make them stop!

Yeah - I bet Michelel would sort these children out in no time ....
Someone tell her!

832 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:03:53am

re: #824 realwest

Hey when y'all get a chance, please send me an e-mail about the VA experience you had!

Will do. As soon as I can.

833 capitalist piglet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:04:04am

re: #817 sattv4u2

You MISS the exit on the highway (you inteded to take it, but missed) He didn't INTEND to pay those taxes. No MISS about it!

Typical liberal newsroom. Imagine the re-write if they were talking about a Republican. Can you say, "TAX CHEAT" in upper-case bold large type?

834 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:05:24am

re: #791 realwest

Indeed - I was all of 14 and had just discovered rock and roll, women and alcohol as a "refreshement" all at the same time.
It was indeed the Day The Music Died.

That was before I was born.

835 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:05:27am

dinnerjackass on Obama and the USA:

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

if Obama doesn't get it after this little swipe, he will NEVER get it

836 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:05:28am

re: #737 Pietr Um, I was in Infantry, never went to Ft. Sill and the E&E course I went through at the 8th SFG Jungle Training Center damn near got me court-martialed.

837 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:05:42am

It's sunny and cloudless day in Lake County Illinois, gee we should impeach a Governor more often.

838 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:06:21am

Rufus Hussey.
The Bean Shooter....

839 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:06:56am

re: #831 yma o hyd

Yeah - I bet Michelel would sort these children out in no time ....
Someone tell her!

PIMF - thats Michelle, a.k.a. CBF ...

I dunno - something wrong with my keyboard?

840 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:06:57am

re: #826 sattv4u2

It used to be that back in the day they may have attempted or at least pretended to have a certain amount of personal pride and self worth. Now politicians have no shame. Both sides of the isle. *Looks at Larry Craig* It takes acts of Deity to remove them from positions of power after scandals.

841 Miss Trixie  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:07:02am

&#9834 &#9836 Good morning {lizards!} &#9836 &#9834

A bright and sparkly winter day as we dig out from another sneaux-storm and it's awful cold.

*shiver*

No time to read upthread - what are we yakking about?

Oh and - new avatar BYW, courtesy of a sweet friend of mine. :D

842 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:07:24am
843 Ford_Prefect  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:07:34am

re: #835 _RememberTonyC

dinnerjackass on Obama and the USA:

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

if Obama doesn't get it after this little swipe, he will NEVER get it

fixed.

Good Morning Lizards!

844 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:08:06am

re: #835 _RememberTonyC

dinnerjackass on Obama and the USA:

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

if Obama doesn't get it after this little swipe, he will NEVER get it

A Lizard ran this through the Universal Translator yesterday and it comes out to mean

"Here's my lunch money Mr Dinnerjacket, Please don't hit me!"

845 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:08:19am

At a UN sponsored conference last December on Global Warming in Poland, 650 Climitologists signed a letter asserting that the notion of man made Global Warming is a Media created myth.
Yet Gore pontificates to the Congress on a school snow day in D.C & Obama wants to throw gobs of money at it.

846 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:08:28am

re: #827 MandyManners

Is it warm and sunny where you are?

Yes

847 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:08:34am

re: #841 Miss Trixie

Sweet Avatar. Funny caption there.

848 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:08:44am

re: #820 Dustyvet

And...a Dog, 5 cats, and 55 alligators in the moat around her home...

And her exclusively illegal alien staff in her restaurants.

849 notutopia  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:09:07am

Signing off. Just lost power here and don't want to drain this battery.
BBL

850 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:09:21am

re: #841 Miss Trixie

♪ ♬ Good morning {lizards!} ♬ ♪

A bright and sparkly winter day as we dig out from another sneaux-storm and it's awful cold.

*shiver*

No time to read upthread - what are we yakking about?

Oh and - new avatar BYW, courtesy of a sweet friend of mine. :D

Lovely avatar!
We've been threatened with snow, too - all the way from Putin-Land.
Watch how two inches tops of Global Warming Fluffy Stuff will bring London to its knees on Monday ...

851 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:09:43am

re: #841 Miss Trixie

♪ ♬ Good morning {lizards!} ♬ ♪

A bright and sparkly winter day as we dig out from another sneaux-storm and it's awful cold.

*shiver*

No time to read upthread - what are we yakking about?

Oh and - new avatar BYW, courtesy of a sweet friend of mine. :D

{Miss Trixie} Good morning, great avatar!
Eric left a ton of funny jokes upthread..

852 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:10:12am

re: #805 taxfreekiller

Iron Fist

Ms tfk had me go to a gun show last weekend at the Mesquite Texas rodeo convention center.

One dealer had a "U.S. Navy .45" it had U.S. Navy stamped on the barrel,
and $3,400.00,,, is that real,,,?

Percussion cap .45 revolver or 1911?

If it's the revolver that would be a STEAL! For a early WWI era 1911 that would be a reasonable price.

853 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:10:31am

re: #846 Erik The Red

Yes

*whimper*

854 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:10:32am

re: #835 _RememberTonyC

dinnerjackass on Obama and the USA:

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

if Obama doesn't get it after this little swipe, he will NEVER get it

You'd think with his massive ego he'd get it. However, with his marxist programming I'm sure he thinks they just need to "talk" more and they'll have an understanding.

855 sattv4u2  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:11:26am

re: #841 Miss Trixie

♪ ♬ Good morning {lizards!} ♬ ♪

A bright and sparkly winter day as we dig out from another sneaux-storm and it's awful cold.

*shiver*

No time to read upthread - what are we yakking about?

Oh and - new avatar BYW, courtesy of a sweet friend of mine. :D

Send that army to Al Gores house!

856 [deleted]  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:11:29am
857 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:11:36am

re: #841 Miss Trixie

Awesome avatar.

858 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:12:05am

re: #793 Dustyvet
Kid!

859 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:12:09am

re: #846 Erik The Red

Yes

Spare a thought for poor Aussiemagpie - its really really hot in Aussieland:
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

860 screaming_eagle  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:12:30am

re: #845 opnion

No need to fix gobal warming anymore. The One is in office and look at the weather through the midwest. He has reversed gobal warming already. That fucking asshole, it's below zero here, bring back the SUV's !

861 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:12:44am

re: #849 notutopia

Signing off. Just lost power here and don't want to drain this battery.
BBL

Good luck! Stay warm!

862 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:13:11am

re: #856 Iron Fist

The scary thing is that that son of a bitch isn't the worst Obama has put forward. Eric Holder is kind of in a class all by himself when it comes to being slimey.

I just want to throttle someone. What happened? This is the most brazenly corrupt group and they have the power. This is insane.

863 Miss Trixie  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:13:16am
We've been threatened with snow, too - all the way from Putin-Land.
Watch how two inches tops of Global Warming Fluffy Stuff will bring London to its knees on Monday ...

Yikes! Two whole inches! *gasp* :P

{realwest} Morning luv *smoochie-smooch* What snoo?

864 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:13:22am

re: #798 sattv4u2
Well hell, that's just to prove he'll fit into the Obama Administration!

865 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:13:36am

re: #859 yma o hyd

Spare a thought for poor Aussiemagpie - its really really hot in Aussieland:
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

I hear so. Thank goodness for aircon.

866 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:15:10am

re: #822 opnion

Good morning Lizards. Day twelve, America held hostage.

Oh Noes-only 8 toes lefted....then zu hassa wingzit.........LOL.

867 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:15:29am

Iran says Obama's offer to talk shows US failure


Foot Stool $68.00

Socks $7.00

IDF combat boot, kicking Dinner jacket off his foot stool

Priceless!

868 SurferDoc  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:15:32am

So, the little Iranian weasel has already jammed Obama's initiative back up his ass. Anyone surprised?

869 Miss Trixie  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:15:50am

Morning, Hoosier - jokes? Grrrrrreat - Erik's a pistol alright.

Sat - Gore's a snore and I still want to whack him upside the head with an anvil.

870 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:16:08am

re: #866 Pietr

Oh Noes-only 8 toes lefted....then zu hassa wingzit.........LOL.

He is on his ass and fucked after day 20.

871 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:16:10am

re: #863 Miss Trixie

Yikes! Two whole inches! *gasp* :P

{realwest} Morning luv *smoochie-smooch* What snoo?

I knowwww!

Its really unbelievable how this country is unprepared for snow in winter, year after year after year!
As if its something which isn't supposed to happen ...
One wonders how the UK actually managed to survive WWII ...

872 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:16:26am

re: #868 SurferDoc

So, the little Iranian weasel has already jammed Obama's initiative back up his ass. Anyone surprised?

Umm, nope...

873 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:17:02am

Can someone provide a link to ShortShit's latest antics?

874 Ford_Prefect  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:17:14am

re: #862 Oh no...Sand People!

I just want to throttle someone. What happened? This is the most brazenly corrupt group and they have the power. This is insane.

And they will look you straight in the eye and tell you how this administration is changing the tone in Washington, and about how transparent they are. I will agree that their socialism and corruption are pretty transparent, but I don't consider that to be a good thing. Obama will eventually learn that Washington politics are not quite the same as Chicago politics...at least not yet.

875 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:17:24am

A new video of Palestinians using ambulances to transport weapons.....

876 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:18:14am

re: #865 Erik The Red

I hear so. Thank goodness for aircon.

Aircon isn't much good when wildfires break out all round ... but still, better than nothing!
And better than Ice Storms and Big Freeze, thats for sure!

877 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:18:31am

re: #835 _RememberTonyC

dinnerjackass on Obama and the USA:

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

if Obama doesn't get it after this little swipe, he will NEVER get it

Alas, Obama will not learn until something goes badly wrong because of him, and then only if he is called on it by someone he listens to. I do not expect that second thing to happen.

878 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:18:48am

re: #860 screaming_eagle

No need to fix gobal warming anymore. The One is in office and look at the weather through the midwest. He has reversed gobal warming already. That fucking asshole, it's below zero here, bring back the SUV's !


The man made global warming hoax does not rely on credible science , but is politically driven. It gives the Dem's a cash cow & a reason to bash selfish citizens. The Earth goes through cycles & is really not all that concernrd about us.
A lot of the narrative is now shifting to "Climate Change", so that if the planet cools it is still your fault.

879 Ford_Prefect  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:18:54am

re: #869 Miss Trixie

Morning, Hoosier - jokes? Grrrrrreat - Erik's a pistol alright.

Sat - Gore's a snore and I still want to whack him upside the head with an anvil snow shovel.

I prefer something more close to hand.

880 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:19:10am

re: #875 Killgore Trout

A new video of Palestinians using ambulances to transport weapons.....

[Video]

Talk about bitter and clingy.....
/

881 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:19:27am

re: #859 yma o hyd

Spare a thought for poor Aussiemagpie - its really really hot in Aussieland:
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

Tell them to invite the goracle. He brings gorebal warming with him every time. I can now attest to this since he brought it with him here last week.

882 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:20:05am

re: #873 MandyManners

Can someone provide a link to ShortShit's latest antics?

[Link: www.usnews.com...]


[Link: www.bdafrica.com...]


[Link: news.xinhuanet.com...]

[Link: www.iran-daily.com...]

883 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:20:32am

re: #799 yma o hyd

I've fallen in love .... with a mini-notebook ...
Lookit here!
(Enlarge the image a bit ...)

I'm playing the lottery tonight - if I win (keep fingers crossed!), I'll have to have it ...

I bought a car after a bin win at the casino. I normally play blackjack and was up $800 and decided to risk a few $100 on the $5 slots and won big. I had them cut me a check for most of it an played the rest. To make a long story short I hit 4 more jackpots that evening and went home with checks for enough to buy the car.
The funny thing was,I'm a agnostic, and I was silently trying to thank someone for my luck. :)
The fuuny

884 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:20:39am

re: #878 opnion

The man made global warming hoax does not rely on credible science , but is politically driven. It gives the Dem's a cash cow & a reason to bash selfish citizens. The Earth goes through cycles & is really not all that concernrd about us.
A lot of the narrative is now shifting to "Climate Change", so that if the planet cools it is still your fault.

The AGW skeptics have never denied cyclical climate change. They are also trying to confuse people by adopting the "climate change" moniker.

885 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:20:50am

re: #862 Oh no...Sand People!

I just want to throttle someone. What happened? This is the most brazenly corrupt group and they have the power. This is insane.

Welcome to Chicago (politics)!

886 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:21:13am

re: #841 {Miss Trixie} Hey good morning gorgeous - what the hell happened to my *smooches* huh? If it's cause of Dustoff-057 I'll take care of that one!
Good morning and I do love the new avatar!

887 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:21:34am

re: #852 jcm

Percussion cap .45 revolver or 1911?

If it's the revolver that would be a STEAL! For a early WWI era 1911 that would be a reasonable price.

I would've asked if it was a revolver, but all I really remembered was the old Navy Colt .32 that was popular in the west. IIRC, it was a 7 shot-which made it popular-surprise, one more.....

888 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:21:38am

re: #866 Pietr

Oh Noes-only 8 toes lefted....then zu hassa wingzit.........LOL.


Yo ya'll after the toes are gone, I am out of business. Hey I don't have the brains of a Community Organizer!

889 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:22:04am

re: #874 Ford_Prefect

And they will look you straight in the eye and tell you how this administration is changing the tone in Washington, and about how transparent they are. I will agree that their socialism and corruption are pretty transparent, but I don't consider that to be a good thing. Obama will eventually learn that Washington politics are not quite the same as Chicago politics...at least not yet.

Obama, "This is a piece of cake! I uh...don't even have...uh... to....uh... have people kneecapping...uh ... dissenters here...uh... and I still get what I want..."

/

890 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:22:23am

re: #841 Miss Trixie

♪ ♬ Good morning {lizards!} ♬ ♪

A bright and sparkly winter day as we dig out from another sneaux-storm and it's awful cold.

*shiver*

No time to read upthread - what are we yakking about?

Oh and - new avatar BYW, courtesy of a sweet friend of mine. :D

LOL
I love the new avatar and explanation!

891 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:22:24am

re: #882 Dustyvet

[Link: www.usnews.com...]


[Link: www.bdafrica.com...]


[Link: news.xinhuanet.com...]

[Link: www.iran-daily.com...]

Part of me wants to laugh. The other part of me wants to cry.

892 yochanan  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:22:56am

re: #871 yma o hyd

well after we finely got in YOU HAD PLENTY OF YANKS rummer says we brought plenty of extra DNA to add to the gene pool.

893 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:23:21am

re: #879 Ford_Prefect

I prefer something more close to hand.

Think I'll go outside and make me an Al Gore Snowman...with his stick arm holding a laser pen.

894 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:23:33am

re: #881 vapig

Tell them to invite the goracle. He brings gorebal warming with him every time. I can now attest to this since he brought it with him here last week.

I'm sure they'd be grateful for a bit of his mighty gorebull effect!

895 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:23:34am

re: #880 jcm

Ha!. Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning.

896 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:23:38am

re: #878 opnion

The man made global warming hoax does not rely on credible science , but is politically driven. It gives the Dem's a cash cow & a reason to bash selfish citizens. The Earth goes through cycles & is really not all that concernrd about us.
A lot of the narrative is now shifting to "Climate Change", so that if the planet cools it is still your fault.

I reject guilt. No self imposed 'guilt'=No liberal power over you. Done and done.

897 Ford_Prefect  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:23:55am

re: #878 opnion

The man made global warming hoax does not rely on credible science , but is politically driven. It gives the Dem's a cash cow & a reason to bash selfish citizens. The Earth goes through cycles & is really not all that concernrd about us.
A lot of the narrative is now shifting to "Climate Change", so that if the planet cools it is still your fault.

You are very right about that. I work in Land Surveying, and odten find myself coming across nice stone walls in the middle of forested areas. I can assure you that no one builds stone walls in the woods. Those walls were built by farmers on the edges of their nicely cleared fields. Once the farmers stopped caring for the land the woods just came right back. Even paved parking lots that are not cared for end up with trees growing right in the middle of them. The Earth will be here and healthy long after we have come and gone.

898 LC HOGHEAD  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:24:05am

FROM IMAO

Obama: “I Don’t Care About White People”
Posted by Harvey on January 31, 2009 at 7:00 am
WASHINGTON (AP) - While hundreds of thousands of people in Kentucky go without heat or electricity due to this week’s ice storm, President Barack Obama explained his indifference to the weather-related tragedy by saying “I’ve been kinda busy this week, and besides, I don’t care about white people, anyway.”

“Well, if you’re cold, just turn up the damn thermostat, you stupid cracker!.”
After the vicious winter storm swept through the state, more than half a million people Kentuckians were left shivering in the dark. “We’ve got lots of counties that do not have any communication, any heat, any power,” Steve Beshear, the state’s governor, said Wednesday.

“I can’t believe they’re closing down the state because of what, some ice?” said Obama incredulously. “When it comes to the weather, those inbred honkies don’t seem to be able to handle things. Too bad they don’t have my flinty Chicago toughness. It’s even more too bad that Kentucky used to be a slave state. I guess being afflicted by all those white-devil snow flakes is simply God’s justice.”

So far, 24 deaths have officially been blamed on the storm. That toll is expected to rise over the next few weeks, since damage was so widespread that repair crews don’t anticipate complete restoration of services until mid-February. Emergency officials said that utility workers were doing everything they could, but that there simply were too many felled lines, especially in remote areas of the state, to move any faster.

“I’d really love to help out,” said Obama, absent-mindedly scratching his face with his middle finger, “but I’ve got my hands full trying to push my stimulus package past those Pigmently-Challenged partisan hack Republicans in the Senate. Speaking of Republicans, did you know I only got 40% of the vote in yonder red state? And NOW they want me to make them a priority? I guess hillbillies really are as dumb as everyone says.”

899 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:24:10am

re: #887 Pietr

I would've asked if it was a revolver, but all I really remembered was the old Navy Colt .32 that was popular in the west. IIRC, it was a 7 shot-which made it popular-surprise, one more.....

That seems like a reasonable price if it's authentic.

900 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:25:01am

re: #878 opnion

The man made global warming hoax does not rely on credible science , but is politically driven. It gives the Dem's a cash cow & a reason to bash selfish citizens. The Earth goes through cycles & is really not all that concern rd about us.
A lot of the narrative is now shifting to "Climate Change", so that if the planet cools it is still your fault.

Yes - but in certain parts of the country if the climate police try and fine or arrest someone for using their chimney they may very well find a rifle barrel pointed in their face. Humans have this funny self-preservation thing going - the more so if children are involved.

901 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:25:01am

re: #883 avanti

I bought a car after a bin win at the casino. I normally play blackjack and was up $800 and decided to risk a few $100 on the $5 slots and won big. I had them cut me a check for most of it an played the rest. To make a long story short I hit 4 more jackpots that evening and went home with checks for enough to buy the car.
The funny thing was,I'm a agnostic, and I was silently trying to thank someone for my luck. :)
The fuuny

Since you are agnostic you could always pray to Obama..
/

902 Ford_Prefect  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:25:22am

re: #893 HoosierHoops

Think I'll go outside and make me an Al Gore Snowman...with his stick arm holding a laser pen.

How do you make a snowman with it's head up it's ass?

903 Miss Trixie  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:25:35am

re: #886 realwest

Hey good morning gorgeous - what the hell happened to my *smooches* huh? If it's cause of Dustoff-057 I'll take care of that one!
Good morning and I do love the new avatar!

Oh noes! Not pistols at dawn - again!

Remember how you both had to have your seconds clean your eyeglasses 'cause you were both aiming at shrubs?

*giggle*

904 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:25:40am

re: #884 jcm

The AGW skeptics have never denied cyclical climate change. They are also trying to confuse people by adopting the "climate change" moniker.


Exactly, there is cyclical change. 30,000 years ago the plaet was one third ice. The ice has been retreating ever since. Other planets are experiencing Climate Change & we are not there.
This is a very profitable hoax. Michael Crichton's last book "State of Fear" really lays it out.

905 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:25:44am

re: #883 avanti

I'm not into gambling - just playing the lottery as half of the ticket cotss go to good causes and the 2012 Olympic games in London.
Mind - winning more than the odd tenner here and there would be nice, sigh ...

906 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:26:01am

Well, ya'll, I have a regular life of stuff to do today.

Anyone who has missed it and is interested - there are some cookbook updates, click my nic for the blog

907 abolitionist  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:26:11am

re: #884 jcm

The AGW skeptics have never denied cyclical climate change. They are also trying to confuse people by adopting the "climate change" moniker.

Help stop climate stagnation!
/

908 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:26:40am

re: #898 LC HOGHEAD

FROM IMAO

Obama: “I Don’t Care About White People”
Posted by Harvey on January 31, 2009 at 7:00 am
WASHINGTON (AP) - While hundreds of thousands of people in Kentucky go without heat or electricity due to this week’s ice storm, President Barack Obama explained his indifference to the weather-related tragedy by saying “I’ve been kinda busy this week, and besides, I don’t care about white people, anyway.”

“Well, if you’re cold, just turn up the damn thermostat, you stupid cracker!.”
After the vicious winter storm swept through the state, more than half a million people Kentuckians were left shivering in the dark. “We’ve got lots of counties that do not have any communication, any heat, any power,” Steve Beshear, the state’s governor, said Wednesday.

“I can’t believe they’re closing down the state because of what, some ice?” said Obama incredulously. “When it comes to the weather, those inbred honkies don’t seem to be able to handle things. Too bad they don’t have my flinty Chicago toughness. It’s even more too bad that Kentucky used to be a slave state. I guess being afflicted by all those white-devil snow flakes is simply God’s justice.”

So far, 24 deaths have officially been blamed on the storm. That toll is expected to rise over the next few weeks, since damage was so widespread that repair crews don’t anticipate complete restoration of services until mid-February. Emergency officials said that utility workers were doing everything they could, but that there simply were too many felled lines, especially in remote areas of the state, to move any faster.

“I’d really love to help out,” said Obama, absent-mindedly scratching his face with his middle finger, “but I’ve got my hands full trying to push my stimulus package past those Pigmently-Challenged partisan hack Republicans in the Senate. Speaking of Republicans, did you know I only got 40% of the vote in yonder red state? And NOW they want me to make them a priority? I guess hillbillies really are as dumb as everyone says.”


8th cold-related death; more cold weather today
December 10, 2008 5:56 AM

An eighth cold-related death has been recorded in Cook County, and below freezing temperatures will linger today. Many area roads were icy this morning, causing a number of accidents around the metropolitan area.

[Link: www.chicagobreakingnews.com...]

909 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:27:01am

re: #884 jcm

The AGW skeptics have never denied cyclical climate change. They are also trying to confuse people by adopting the "climate change" moniker.

I always refuse to allow them this change. They coined global warming and by golly they're stuck with it!

910 nyc redneck  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:27:14am

re: #862 Oh no...Sand People!

I just want to throttle someone. What happened? This is the most brazenly corrupt group and they have the power. This is insane.

it really is crazy time. a friend of mine said she saw loaves of bread for sale in a gourmet food shop that had the image of O carved on the top.
fcking loves of bread. is there nothing sacred.
will the brain washed masses put his face anywhere?
the mass hysteria that has swept the country and world is so strange.
we have a perfect storm for anything to happen. it is a dangerous time.

911 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:27:22am

re: #897 Ford_Prefect

You are very right about that. I work in Land Surveying, and odten find myself coming across nice stone walls in the middle of forested areas. I can assure you that no one builds stone walls in the woods. Those walls were built by farmers on the edges of their nicely cleared fields. Once the farmers stopped caring for the land the woods just came right back. Even paved parking lots that are not cared for end up with trees growing right in the middle of them. The Earth will be here and healthy long after we have come and gone.

Well said.

912 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:27:37am

re: #892 yochanan

well after we finely got in YOU HAD PLENTY OF YANKS rummer says we brought plenty of extra DNA to add to the gene pool.

And thats the plain truth - not that our lads liked it, mind!

913 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:27:47am

re: #902 Ford_Prefect

How do you make a snowman with it's head up it's ass?


ROFL!

914 screaming_eagle  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:28:14am

re: #878 opnion

They can shove "climate change" up their ass. I know that's why they are trying to change it. But Al Gore says Global Warming His movie was Global Warming. Ca Governer says Global Warming. Polls ask about Globa Warming. It's stupid and this weather we have been having across the country needs rammed down their throat. They said Global Warming not "climate change". I'm not gonna let them change.

915 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:28:31am

re: #907 abolitionist

Help stop climate stagnation!
/

Reunite Pangea first!

916 Miss Trixie  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:28:45am

reine

I saw the back cover of your excellent cookbook and was delighted and flattered to see you quoted me.

*beam*

Can't wait to order it and see all the recipes. :D

917 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:28:58am

re: #905 yma o hyd

I'm not into gambling - just playing the lottery as half of the ticket cotss go to good causes and the 2012 Olympic games in London.
Mind - winning more than the odd tenner here and there would be nice, sigh ...

I know some guys in Nigeria that need some help.

918 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:29:01am

re: #902 Ford_Prefect

How do you make a snowman with it's head up it's ass?

Calvin and Hobbes will show the way.....

919 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:29:06am

re: #914 screaming_eagle

They can shove "climate change" up their ass. I know that's why they are trying to change it. But Al Gore says Global Warming His movie was Global Warming. Ca Governer says Global Warming. Polls ask about Globa Warming. It's stupid and this weather we have been having across the country needs rammed down their throat. They said Global Warming not "climate change". I'm not gonna let them change.

Works for me, make them own it.

920 jcbunga  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:29:10am

Iran says Obama's offer to talk shows US failure

Boy, The One sure showed 'em.

Way to go, super star.

What will you do for your next trick, perform a threatening letter in mime?

Frack.

921 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:29:44am

re: #867 Dustyvet

Foot Stool $68.00

I can get you a better deal on those footstools!

922 rwmofo  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:29:53am

I just read Roger Ebert's "analysis" of the Rod Blagojevich story.

"The courts will decide if he tried to sell a Senate seat..."

Her really carves him up with this: "He affects a hairstyle appropriate for a British boy band in the 1960s, not for an adult, a governor."

...then apologizes: "I have never before written so unkindly about anyone..."

...well, unless you were talking about Republicans, Ebert.

Don't know if Blagojevich is a Republican or Democrat. Ebert didn't say.

Ebert reminds me of the former All-Star who hit .220 with 8 HRs last year. There really isn't much useful information in his columns.

923 yochanan  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:29:55am

re: #897 Ford_Prefect

once farmers moved to the middlewest there was no need to farm the crapy new england soil. that and the fact that there was no need to harvest trees to make charcoal and such meant that the land would return to it's normally forested state if left alone.

924 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:30:01am

re: #915 jcm

Reunite Pangea first!

LOL (that was a super science nerd joke)

925 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:31:02am

Wow, I've reached a new low Karma rating thanks to taxfreekiller back dinging me overnight. Thanks to his hard work I went from about even to minus 100, that's dedication on his part. :)

926 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:31:16am

re: #898 LC HOGHEAD

Maybe I'm just a bitch but, I don't like stories that make fun of real tragedies just to take a poke at CBBHO. Seven people have died due to carbon monoxide poisoning in Kentucky and thousands still don't have electricity.

927 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:31:59am

re: #917 Walter L. Newton

I know some guys in Nigeria that need some help.

Heard about them - won't touch them with a bargepole!

;-)

928 Ford_Prefect  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:32:26am

re: #918 vapig

Calvin and Hobbes will show the way.....

That is hysterical. When I posted my comment I had an image of Calvin & Hobbes in my head. I still miss them.

929 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:32:53am

re: #925 avanti

Wow, I've reached a new low Karma rating thanks to taxfreekiller back dinging me overnight. Thanks to his hard work I went from about even to minus 100, that's dedication on his part. :)

What happened? Did you wander into a few ID threads and lived to tell about it?

930 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:33:10am

re: #917 Walter L. Newton

I know some guys in Nigeria that need some help.

Fuck Nigeria I need help here in S. Africa//

931 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:33:31am

re: #925 avanti

Wow, I've reached a new low Karma rating thanks to taxfreekiller back dinging me overnight. Thanks to his hard work I went from about even to minus 100, that's dedication on his part. :)

Thanks for reminding me.

932 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:33:34am

"The bad news is Iran is capable of making a nuclear bomb. The good news is they have to drop it from a camel." --David Letterman

933 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:33:45am

re: #903 Miss Trixie
No, not pistols at dawn - neither one of us can get up that early anymore; it's cream pies at High Noon and let the shrubs watch out for themselves!

934 screaming_eagle  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:33:46am

re: #909 vapig

I always refuse to allow them this change. They coined global warming and by golly they're stuck with it!


AMEN
My point as well. And I will point at the stupidy every chance I get.

935 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:33:58am

re: #926 MandyManners

Maybe I'm just a bitch but, I don't like stories that make fun of real tragedies just to take a poke at CBBHO. Seven people have died due to carbon monoxide poisoning in Kentucky and thousands still don't have electricity.

It's Bad down there Mandy..Some people have had no power for a week...

936 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:34:47am

re: #905 yma o hyd

I'm not into gambling - just playing the lottery as half of the ticket cotss go to good causes and the 2012 Olympic games in London.
Mind - winning more than the odd tenner here and there would be nice, sigh ...

I never thought it would be a part time job for me in my retirement, but it has. I go up to Atlantic City every two weeks and play Blackjack, Oriental poker and Texas Hold-Um.
Not a bad job, and more then a few make a living playing poker.

937 DistantThunder  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:34:58am

re: #801 JacksonTn

And that coming from a guy who wears a tutu ...

/we are screwed

O-mega man - how perfect

938 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:35:18am

re: #914 screaming_eagle

The Global Warming hysterics keep up the nonsense while we are freezing.
They are the same types that slapped the snot out of Galileo for deviating from the Flat Earth concept.
You could just hear it, "The science is settled, the earth is flat & we have to spend tons of money to circle the globe with levees to keep the water in."

939 nyc redneck  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:35:32am

re: #909 vapig

I always refuse to allow them this change. They coined global warming and by golly they're stuck with it!

lol, i, also refuse to let them use the new terminology.
i say, no. science does not work like that.
it's not abt. picking and choosing catch phrases that are convenient for the moment.

940 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:35:56am

re: #915 jcm

Reunite Pangea first!

Reminds me of that shirt re: #925 avanti

Wow, I've reached a new low Karma rating thanks to taxfreekiller back dinging me overnight. Thanks to his hard work I went from about even to minus 100, that's dedication on his part. :)

*hands shovel*

941 DistantThunder  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:35:56am

re: #932 Dustyvet

"The bad news is Iran is capable of making a nuclear bomb. The good news is they have to drop it from a camel." --David Letterman

And Denial is a river that runs through every liberals in the US

942 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:35:57am

re: #926 MandyManners

Maybe I'm just a bitch but, I don't like stories that make fun of real tragedies just to take a poke at CBBHO. Seven people have died due to carbon monoxide poisoning in Kentucky and thousands still don't have electricity.

Seven people? Oh that's so sad. But what's a pisser (really) is I haven't even heard about this. I know there's been really bad weather all over the country and the freaking MFM (TM Mandy) hasn't reported on any of this!

943 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:36:20am

re: #918 vapig

Calvin and Hobbes will show the way.....

Oh, wonderful. I'm raising a Calvin.

944 Cognito  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:36:29am

re: #898 LC HOGHEAD

Yeah. That's shameful.

945 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:36:33am

re: #933 realwest

No, not pistols at dawn - neither one of us can get up that early anymore; it's cream pies at High Noon and let the shrubs watch out for themselves!

946 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:36:39am

re: #928 Ford_Prefect

That is hysterical. When I posted my comment I had an image of Calvin & Hobbes in my head. I still miss them.

The snowman evolution one is hysterical.

947 Miss Trixie  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:36:46am

re: #933 realwest

No, not pistols at dawn - neither one of us can get up that early anymore; it's cream pies at High Noon and let the shrubs watch out for themselves!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cream pies! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You crack me up!

HAHAHAHAHA!

*snicker*
*snort*

:D

And with that, I'm out - have things to do chore-wise. BBL.

948 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:36:57am

re: #926 MandyManners

Maybe I'm just a bitch but, I don't like stories that make fun of real tragedies just to take a poke at CBBHO. Seven people have died due to carbon monoxide poisoning in Kentucky and thousands still don't have electricity.

You are not a bitch 2M. In spite so what some may think you have a heart of gold and a evil, wicked sense of humour.

949 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:37:15am

re: #929 HoosierHoops

What happened? Did you wander into a few ID threads and lived to tell about it?

I made him a enemy along the way somewhere when I first joined LGF, but mostly because I'm to the left on the blog.

950 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:37:17am

re: #926 MandyManners

Maybe I'm just a bitch but, I don't like stories that make fun of real tragedies just to take a poke at CBBHO. Seven people have died due to carbon monoxide poisoning in Kentucky and thousands still don't have electricity.

Mandy, see my #687

951 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:37:31am

re: #927 yma o hyd

Heard about them - won't touch them with a bargepole! ;-)

Culture check here for me. In our current play, which I mentioned in a past post, is a Conor McPherson's play, there is a line which reads in part. "...it's a kip of a bar."

Define the slang (I suspect it's slang) kip?

952 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:37:33am

re: #935 HoosierHoops

It's Bad down there Mandy..Some people have had no power for a week...

Dunno if you can watch it, but the Beeb has a brief video about this - looks pretty bad:
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

953 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:37:35am

re: #914 screaming_eagle

They can shove "climate change" up their ass. I know that's why they are trying to change it. But Al Gore says Global Warming His movie was Global Warming. Ca Governer says Global Warming. Polls ask about Globa Warming. It's stupid and this weather we have been having across the country needs rammed down their throat. They said Global Warming not "climate change". I'm not gonna let them change.

Exactly why I only use BO in reference to the one. We weren't allowed to mention the H, it was race baiting until he was elected, and now he wants to wear it proudly-Screw that BS, BO........

954 esch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:37:42am

re: #939 nyc redneck

it's not abt. picking and choosing catch phrases that are convenient for the moment.

That's how grant/project proposals work. This was just one on a gigantic scale.

955 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:38:02am

re: #935 HoosierHoops

It's Bad down there Mandy..Some people have had no power for a week...

If this had happened in Massachusetts, the MFM would be all over it, 24/7.

956 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:38:04am

re: #940 Oh no...Sand People!

PIMF: *re: #915 jcm

Reunite Pangea first!

Reminds me of that shirt about Pluto being discriminated against by the other planets... can't remember the tagline though.

957 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:38:17am

Palestinian cease fire....
Yahoo pic


Palestinian militants fire a rocket from the Gaza Strip towards Israel on January 16. A rocket fired by Gaza militants exploded near the southern Israeli city of Ashkelon, the third since ceasefires ended Israel's devastating three-week war on the territory.

It appears to have been launched near a mosque.

958 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:38:29am

re: #920 jcbunga

Iran says Obama's offer to talk shows US failure

Boy, The One sure showed 'em.

Way to go, super star.

What will you do for your next trick, perform a threatening letter in mime?

Frack.

No, next he'll vote "present" on a UN resolution to reward Iran for thumbing its nose at the US.

/not really kidding

959 DistantThunder  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:38:43am

Barack Hypocrite obama

960 screaming_eagle  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:38:49am

re: #938 opnion

LMAO

"The science is settled, the earth is flat & we have to spend tons of money to circle the globe with levees to keep the water in."

That's good.. I'm stealing that phrase.

961 Ford_Prefect  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:40:35am

Has everyone seen the reports about the PETA commercials that NBC won't air during the Superbowl? I have a theory about that. Let's think it through.

PETA intended to pay astronomical amounts of money to advertise during the Superbowl. Not exactly their target audience, would you agree?

NBC, the most liberal network out there, says "No, we won't show these commercials because they are too sexually overt.", then proceeds to show them on all of their pseudo-news programs without it costing PETA a dime, and those shows are really more of PETA's target audience.

Now that it is "news" other networks pick up on the story and also show the commercials, also without costing PETA a dime.

My theory is that NBC and PETA were in cahoots the whole time, and that they never intended to have those commercials run during the Superbowl. What do ya'll think?

962 abolitionist  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:40:46am

re: #960 screaming_eagle

LMAO

"The science is settled, the earth is flat & we have to spend tons of money to circle the globe with levees to keep the water in."

That's good.. I'm stealing that phrase.

Better change globe to world.
/nitpicker

963 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:41:00am

re: #957 Killgore Trout

Palestinian cease fire....
Yahoo pic

It appears to have been launched near a mosque.

Easier that way, otherwise after the Imam blesses the rocket you've got to haul it to a launch site. Save time, bless and launch!
/

964 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:41:00am

re: #942 vapig

Seven people? Oh that's so sad. But what's a pisser (really) is I haven't even heard about this. I know there's been really bad weather all over the country and the freaking MFM (TM Mandy) hasn't reported on any of this!

I have no idea how many are dead from all weather-related causes.

965 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:41:03am

re: #949 avanti

I made him a enemy along the way somewhere when I first joined LGF, but mostly because I'm to the left on the blog.

I don't agree with most of your opinions and posts. So what. You are not a troll and add a different side here. Stick around.

966 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:41:08am
967 n in wi  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:41:23am

re: #920 jcbunga

Iran says Obama's offer to talk shows US failure

Boy, The One sure showed 'em.

Way to go, super star.

What will you do for your next trick, perform a threatening letter in mime?

Frack.


It's pretty amazing to see what this new president has done in 2 weeks.
Attempt to isolate a private citizen because he is a political opponent.
And elevate a ranting radical that is seeking nukes. Giving him credibility and raising his stature.
This is just bizarre reversal of the most dangerous type.

968 dentate  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:41:27am

re: #939 nyc redneck

lol, i, also refuse to let them use the new terminology.
i say, no. science does not work like that.
it's not abt. picking and choosing catch phrases that are convenient for the moment.

The whole climate thing is based on the absurd notion that there is a "normal" climate for the earth to which we must return. I would love to show these folks a time lapse video of what sea levels have done over the past 100,000 years or just the past 10,000; or of what Southern California has looked like since humans first arrived here. The climate has always changed and always will, whether it is fluctuations in sunlight, earth's rotation, volcanic eruptions, or burning of fossil fuels. Spending money to "reduce our carbon footprint" is idiotic, because if it were to succeed, IT WOULD NOT STOP CLIMATE CHANGE! Much better to spend the money on strategies to DEAL with the inevitable climate change. How about preparing to farm the deserts that will produce crops due to increased rainfall? How about putting people to work building infrastructure inland, where the sea is rising? Lots of constructive ways to deal with the long term issue, which is NOT correctable by ANY means.

969 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:41:36am

re: #948 Erik The Red

You are not a bitch 2M. In spite so what some may think you have a heart of gold and a evil, wicked sense of humour.

*blush*

970 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:41:52am

avanti (#925),

Wow, I've reached a new low Karma rating thanks to taxfreekiller back dinging me overnight. Thanks to his hard work I went from about even to minus 100, that's dedication on his part. :)

I believe Charles posted a warning about people abusing the rating system in such a way.

971 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:42:11am

re: #918 vapig
Absolutely magnificent! Calvin and Hobbes are the BEST!
Although Sherman's Lagoon is pretty good, too!

972 vapig  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:42:16am

re: #934 screaming_eagle

AMEN
My point as well. And I will point at the stupidy every chance I get.

Considering there's been a trend around the country (Nay! Around the world) calling snowfall, "Global Warming," I'd say we're stacking up quite a legion of mocking resistance. They may have a harder time pushing this than they thought!

973 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:42:23am

re: #960 screaming_eagle

LMAO

"The science is settled, the earth is flat & we have to spend tons of money to circle the globe with levees to keep the water in."

That's good.. I'm stealing that phrase.


Glad ya like it & feel free to use it.

974 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:42:24am

re: #966 Dark_Falcon

Oh, Hell:

Defense Official: Obama Calling for Defense Budget Cuts

Haven't read it yet but..

"IS HE OUT OF HIS FRIGGIN MIND!"

975 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:43:08am

re: #951 Walter L. Newton

Culture check here for me. In our current play, which I mentioned in a past post, is a Conor McPherson's play, there is a line which reads in part. "...it's a kip of a bar."

Define the slang (I suspect it's slang) kip?

Don't know much about Irish slang at all - so I've never come across that expression.

I don't suppose it might be a typo, and it was meant to be 'a skip of a bar'?
Skips are where people deposit their rubbish in, for collection - so calling a place a skip is pretty derogatory. And that is being used ...

976 Ford_Prefect  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:43:16am

re: #966 Dark_Falcon

Oh, Hell:

Defense Official: Obama Calling for Defense Budget Cuts

I am shocked! Shocked, I say!

//

977 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:44:11am

re: #950 SteveC

Mandy, see my #687

As I said a few minutes ago, if this had happened in Massachusetts, the MFM would be all over it.

978 lifeofthemind  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:44:33am

re: #925 avanti

Wow, I've reached a new low Karma rating thanks to taxfreekiller back dinging me overnight. Thanks to his hard work I went from about even to minus 100, that's dedication on his part. :)

Every man needs a hobby

979 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:44:34am

re: #942 vapig

Seven people? Oh that's so sad. But what's a pisser (really) is I haven't even heard about this. I know there's been really bad weather all over the country and the freaking MFM (TM Mandy) hasn't reported on any of this!

Ok, some folk may dump on me for this, but I'm 56, I've seen statewide ice storms and other weather related "tragedies" all my life, but I know for a fact that they were NEVER covered like they are now a days.

It's become "real time reality TV." They are turning anything more than the mundane into news. I live in New York city and upstate New Jersey for the first 22 years of my life and there was never the sort of "edge" about the problems bad weather caused as there is now.

A big part of my family lived in La. and Tx. When I first moved to Texas in 1974, one of the first things I inquired about was tornados. My aunt said "well, there's no way to stop them, there's nothing you can do by take cover if they come, so we don't spend to much time worrying about them."

I've been through tornados, hurricanes, major winter weather and etc. and I just don't remember the events being turned into entertaining news and divisive politics.

980 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:44:59am

re: #935 HoosierHoops
Speaking of which, has anyone heard from newsjunkie_Ky lately?!

981 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:45:06am

Fuck you, MFM.

982 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:45:36am

re: #980 realwest

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from newsjunkie_Ky lately?!

Hey..she's cold but has power and is ok..

983 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:45:44am

re: #964 MandyManners

I have no idea how many are dead from all weather-related causes.

2 years ago the Seattle area had a snow / wind storm some areas where 2 weeks without power. Around 20 people died from CO poisoning, either running charcoal gills indoors or generators. They were all recent immigrants, many who back home did use charcoal indoors but the huts were so well ventilated it's not a problem.

The state leg considered passing a law requiring all generators, grills and charcoal to carry warnings in about 20 languages.

984 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:46:02am

re: #975 yma o hyd

Don't know much about Irish slang at all - so I've never come across that expression.

I don't suppose it might be a typo, and it was meant to be 'a skip of a bar'?
Skips are where people deposit their rubbish in, for collection - so calling a place a skip is pretty derogatory. And that is being used ...

Kip (n): a dump or a dive
link

985 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:46:05am

re: #981 MandyManners

Fuck you, MFM.

MFMSM?

986 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:46:15am

re: #965 Erik The Red

I don't agree with most of your opinions and posts. So what. You are not a troll and add a different side here. Stick around.

I can be a pain in the ass, but I try not to troll. Now that I know Karma is like the little gold stars I seldom got in school, I probably should not sweat it, but it just fascinates me.

987 Geepers  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:46:28am

Oh no...Sand People! (#974),

Haven't read it yet but..

"IS HE OUT OF HIS FRIGGIN MIND!"

Not at all. He's being exactly who he is.

850 billion (plus interest) for political payoff pork. 55 billion cut from Defense.

For all those people who just knew Obama would do the right thing, watch and learn.

988 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:47:34am

re: #983 jcm

2 years ago the Seattle area had a snow / wind storm some areas where 2 weeks without power. Around 20 people died from CO poisoning, either running charcoal gills indoors or generators. They were all recent immigrants, many who back home did use charcoal indoors but the huts were so well ventilated it's not a problem.

The state leg considered passing a law requiring all generators, grills and charcoal to carry warnings in about 20 languages.



What happened?

989 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:47:36am

re: #987 Geepers

Oh no...Sand People! (#974),

Not at all. He's being exactly who he is.

850 billion (plus interest) for political payoff pork. 55 billion cut from Defense.

For all those people who just knew Obama would do the right thing, watch and learn.

And the lessons have just begun...

990 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:48:01am

re: #966 Dark_Falcon

Oh, Hell:

Defense Official: Obama Calling for Defense Budget Cuts

Ignorant asswipe.
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

I'm still looking for bailing out ACORN an Planned Parenthood in the Constitution.

991 Maximu§  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:48:02am

re: #966 Dark_Falcon

Oh, Hell:

Defense Official: Obama Calling for Defense Budget Cuts

Oh your full of good news this morning..../

Obama's next move? I would bet he will force a Gay Agenda on our military. I promise you that will ruin morale for front-line units.

992 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:48:06am

re: #985 VegasRick

MFMSM?

I just shorten it.

993 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:48:07am

John McCain & others told us that we have nothing to fear from Obama. you know it is just paranoia.
Ooooookay, he has earmarked 'Stimulus" money for Acorn. ACORN!
I do think that maybe fear of an Obama presidency might you know , be justified.

994 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:48:21am

re: #975 yma o hyd

Don't know much about Irish slang at all - so I've never come across that expression.

I don't suppose it might be a typo, and it was meant to be 'a skip of a bar'?
Skips are where people deposit their rubbish in, for collection - so calling a place a skip is pretty derogatory. And that is being used ...

I found it... it's is used in Britain and Ireland, and it's borrowed from the Dutch "kippe" and started out as meaning "alehouse" and has reverted to "common lodging-house for tramps and the homeless." which I suspected, since the character is complaining about working at this "kip of a bar."

I was just wondering if you had some clarification.

[Link: www.worldwidewords.org...]

995 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:48:49am

re: #984 jwb7605

Kip (n): a dump or a dive
link

Wahey - the finer points of the English language!

No wonder it drives foreigners to run screaming out of the house!

996 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:49:09am

re: #951 Walter L. Newton

Culture check here for me. In our current play, which I mentioned in a past post, is a Conor McPherson's play, there is a line which reads in part. "...it's a kip of a bar."

Define the slang (I suspect it's slang) kip?

I replied to the wrong post.
this link says it means

Kip (n): a dump or a dive
Kip, to have a (n): short sleep, nap
997 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:49:14am

re: #987 Geepers

Oh no...Sand People! (#974),

Not at all. He's being exactly who he is.

850 billion (plus interest) for political payoff pork. 55 billion cut from Defense.

For all those people who just knew Obama would do the right thing, watch and learn.

I am afraid this circus clown will do more damage than any terrorist could.
Maybe that's his goal. "If I dismantle our infrastructure and put the people into bondage preemptively then the bad guys will not want to hurt us..."

998 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:49:38am

re: #988 MandyManners

What happened?

They found out manufactures would say fine, we just won't sell our product in WA. Why spend the money to translate, print labels and have special shipments to just one state.

999 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:50:09am

re: #984 jwb7605

Kip (n): a dump or a dive
link

Thanks, I found it a few minutes ago.

1000 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:50:10am

re: #945 Dustyvet
ROTFLMAO! Thanks for that one Dusty! You're right, an amush is much better than a duel.
Assuming, of course, you're the ambusher, not the ambushee!

1001 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:50:12am

re: #992 MandyManners

I just shorten it.

Got it.

1002 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:50:36am
1003 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:51:17am

re: #994 Walter L. Newton

I found it... it's is used in Britain and Ireland, and it's borrowed from the Dutch "kippe" and started out as meaning "alehouse" and has reverted to "common lodging-house for tramps and the homeless." which I suspected, since the character is complaining about working at this "kip of a bar."

I was just wondering if you had some clarification.

[Link: www.worldwidewords.org...]

See jwb7605's link:
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

(I must have spent my life moving in the wrong circles, teeheehee!)

1004 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:51:30am

Kentucky
A Population definition and source info
The Census Bureau's Population Estimates Program (PEP) produces July 1 estimates for years after the last published decennial census (2000). Existing data series such as births, deaths, and domestic and international immigration, are used to update the decennial census base counts. PEP estimates are used in federal funding allocations, in setting the levels of national surveys, and in monitoring recent demographic changes.

With each new issue of July 1 estimates, PEP revises estimates for years back to the last census. Previously released estimates are superseded. Revisions to estimates for prior years are usually due to input data updates, changes in methodology, or legal boundary changes.
Population, 2006 estimate 4,206,074 299,398,484
Population, percent change, April 1, 2000 to July 1 definition and source info Population, percent change, April 1, 2000 to July 1, 2006 4.1% 6.4%
Population definition and source info Population, 2000 4,041,769 281,421,906
Persons under 5 years old, percent definition and source info Persons under 5 years old, percent, 2006 6.6% 6.8%
Persons under 18 years old, percent definition and source info Persons under 18 years old, percent, 2006 23.8% 24.6%
Persons 65 years old and over, percent definition and source info Persons 65 years old and over, percent, 2006 12.8% 12.4%
Female persons, percent definition and source info Female persons, percent, 2006 51.0% 50.7%
White persons, percent definition and source info White persons, percent, 2006 (a) 90.2% 80.1%
Black persons, percent definition and source info Black persons, percent, 2006 (a) 7.5% 12.8%

TBC

1005 esch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:52:07am

re: #997 Oh no...Sand People!

I am afraid this circus clown will do more damage than any terrorist could.
Maybe that's his goal. "If I dismantle our infrastructure and put the people into bondage preemptively then the bad guys will not want to hurt us..."

Socialists need people miserable to convince them to accept socialism. I see everything that's happening now in the economy as part and parcel of that. Actively or passively, all democrats have brought this situation about.

'Punish the Rich'. That's YOU fool!

1006 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:52:11am

re: #990 jcm

Ignorant asswipe.
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

I'm still looking for bailing out ACORN an Planned Parenthood in the Constitution.

You won't find it. What you will find is a military hating fool in the White House. We're screwed. [facepalm]

1007 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:52:11am

re: #961 Ford_Prefect
Works for me!

1008 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:52:36am

re: #1002 avanti

Cuts

Great throw away the future and our edge.

1009 jaunte  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:52:48am

re: #997 Oh no...Sand People!

I am afraid this circus clown will do more damage than any terrorist could.
Maybe that's his goal.

That's been in my thoughts, too; the question remains whether the damage is coming through his ignorance, or by deliberate design of the ones who "sent" him (using the Chicagopolitix phrase).

1010 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:52:48am

re: #1003 yma o hyd

See jwb7605's link:
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

(I must have spent my life moving in the wrong circles, teeheehee!)

I found it and saw all the other links you an jwb7605 posted.
You sod, what do you do, only attend the "gentleman's club."

1011 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:53:47am

New Orleans (city), Louisiana
Info Further information Want more? Browse data sets for New Orleans (city)
People QuickFacts New Orleans Louisiana
Population definition and source info Population, 2006 estimate 223,388 4,287,768
Population, percent change, April 1, 2000 to July 1 definition and source info Population, percent change, April 1, 2000 to July 1, 2006 -53.9% -4.1%
Population definition and source info Population, 2000 484,674 4,468,976
Persons under 5 years old, percent definition and source info Persons under 5 years old, percent, 2000 6.9% 7.1%
Persons under 18 years old, percent definition and source info Persons under 18 years old, percent, 2000 26.7% 27.3%
Persons 65 years old and over, percent definition and source info Persons 65 years old and over, percent, 2000 11.7% 11.6%
Female persons, percent definition and source info Female persons, percent, 2000 53.1% 51.6%

White persons, percent definition and source info White persons, percent, 2000 (a) 28.1% 63.9%
Black persons, percent definition and source info Black persons, percent, 2000 (a) 67.3% 32.5%

1012 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:54:20am

re: #993 opnion

John McCain & others told us that we have nothing to fear from Obama. you know it is just paranoia.
Ooooookay, he has earmarked 'Stimulus" money for Acorn. ACORN!
I do think that maybe fear of an Obama presidency might you know , be justified.

No money is earmarked for ACORN in the bill. 4 billion to HUD partly for housing rehab contracts that ACORN and others could bid on a few million of, but ACORN is not in the bill.

1013 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:54:28am

re: #1004 Erik The Red

re: #1011 Erik The Red

Spot the Fucking difference.

1014 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:54:42am

re: #1010 Walter L. Newton

I found it and saw all the other links you an jwb7605 posted.
You sod, what do you do, only attend the "gentleman's club."


Walter, if I've said this once, I've said a million times, "how many times must we tell you ..."

:-)

1015 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:55:15am

re: #982 HoosierHoops
Whew, thanks Hoops!
Uh, if she's got power how come she's cold?!

1016 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:55:21am

I'm gonna' crawl into the dryer and take a nap. bbiab

1017 DistantThunder  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:55:21am

re: #974 Oh no...Sand People!

Haven't read it yet but..

"IS HE OUT OF HIS FRIGGIN MIND!"

Do you think he would have won had he campaigned on drastically cutting defense spending? Of course not.

He's a leftist radical and so NOW he shows his hand.

1018 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:55:32am

As we're into doom & gloom news today, here's another piece of news which'll make you throw your drink at the screen (don't do it!):
Silenced Christian soldiers: Sandhurst chaplain bans Creed 'so services won't offend minority religions'

I'm beginning to think that a lot of Anglican clergy have mislaid their common sense ...

1019 SteveC  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:55:56am

re: #979 Walter L. Newton

They are turning anything more than the mundane into news. I live in New York city and upstate New Jersey for the first 22 years of my life and there was never the sort of "edge" about the problems bad weather caused as there is now.

In a similar vein, most years the University of South Carolina has a home football game while the State Fair is going on. The fairgrounds and the stadium are across the street from each other.

Every time, all the local media is screaming about how bad the traffic is going to be, and you need to leave three... no FOUR hours early for the game, and be sure to save your leftovers from the tailgate party, because you could easily STARVE TO DEATH WHILE STUCK IN TRAFFIC....

Hey, the fair is 100 years old and the stadium has been there fifty years. I think we understand they traffic might be a bit heavy that weekend.

1020 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:56:08am

re: #1016 MandyManners

I'm gonna' crawl into the dryer and take a nap. bbiab

Looking for the fluff dry button...:)

1021 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:56:19am

AllahPundit is a bit despondent over the end of PJ Media blogads....
Brother, can you spare a revenue stream?

Dude, I think we should all end it together. Like Jonestown.

Somebody needs a hug.

1022 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:56:45am

re: #1014 jwb7605

Walter, if I've said this once, I've said a million times, "how many times must we tell you ..."

:-)

Er, I don't get the reference. I was making a joke. Did I step on someone's toes?

1023 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:56:48am

re: #1012 avanti

No money is earmarked for ACORN in the bill. 4 billion to HUD partly for housing rehab contracts that ACORN and others could bid on a few million of, but ACORN is not in the bill.


Hi Avanti, check the bill. Cavuto reported this morning that $400 M is earmarked for Acorn.

1024 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:57:19am

re: #1022 Walter L. Newton

Er, I don't get the reference. I was making a joke. Did I step on someone's toes?

What?

1025 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:57:49am

re: #1023 opnion

Hi Avanti, check the bill. Cavuto reported this morning that $400 M is earmarked for Acorn.

Is there a link to the text of the bill, I have googled to no avail all I get are amendments

1026 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:57:58am

re: #1021 Killgore Trout

AllahPundit is a bit despondent over the end of PJ Media blogads....
Brother, can you spare a revenue stream?


Somebody needs a hug.

Speaking of brothers.
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

1027 HippieforLife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:58:03am

re: #773 reine.de.tout
It is sad when they are selling failure.

1028 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:58:06am

re: #1010 Walter L. Newton

I found it and saw all the other links you an jwb7605 posted.
You sod, what do you do, only attend the "gentleman's club."

Heh. In my drinking days, women were only allowed in the 'lounge' ... and it was totally frowned upon to order a pint - half a pint was considered a bit forward for a laydee.
Mind, in those days we were all allowed to smoke to our heart's content ...

1029 esch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:58:20am

re: #1018 yma o hyd

Creed? People are complaining about Creed? How about Alter Bridge?

Sheesh, pretty thin-skinned aren't they. I'm not Christian but I like Creed.

1030 nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:58:36am

re: #1017 DistantThunder

Do you think he would have won had he campaigned on drastically cutting defense spending? Of course not.

He's a leftist radical and so NOW he shows his hand.

Anybody who didn't know that he was going to cut and slash defense shouldn't have been allowed to vote.

1031 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 8:58:54am

re: #1025 Stonemason

Is there a link to the text of the bill, I have googled to no avail all I get are amendments


I don't know I just got it from Cavuto on FNC.

1032 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:00:29am

re: #1012 avanti

No money is earmarked for ACORN in the bill. 4 billion to HUD partly for housing rehab contracts that ACORN and others could bid on a few million of, but ACORN is not in the bill.

Not directly, Obama was as an ACORN trainer and the HUD directly targeted money to ACORN while in New York (ACORN is a Alinsky group). ACORN has a big piece of the current financial mess. It was their suits and actions that forced lenders into high risk loans. A big piece of the HUD money will go to ACORN.

1033 Cathypop  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:00:52am

re: #1013 Erik The Red

re: #1011 Erik The Red

Spot the Fucking difference.


Got it. MFM sees a better news story when it is blacks suffering not a good story if it's just whites suffering.

1034 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:01:02am

re: #1004 Erik The Red
Um, Erik, I know math isn't my strong point, but
"Population, 2006 estimate 4,206,074 299,398,484"
just seems, well, wrong somehow!
:)

1035 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:01:21am

re: #1023 opnion

Hi Avanti, check the bill. Cavuto reported this morning that $400 M is earmarked for Acorn.

As long that money stays in there, any Republican voting for or supporting this bill should be read out of the party. ACORN is the enemy, and no Republican or lizard should ever forget that.

1036 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:01:31am

re: #1034 realwest

Um, Erik, I know math isn't my strong point, but
"Population, 2006 estimate 4,206,074 299,398,484"
just seems, well, wrong somehow!
:)

Is that number of registered voters?

1037 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:01:38am

re: #1029 esch

Creed? People are complaining about Creed? How about Alter Bridge?

Sheesh, pretty thin-skinned aren't they. I'm not Christian but I like Creed.

Its just so mind-boggling stupid!
As if the few 'minority faith' cadidates trained at Sandhurst would make a fuss about having to listen to the Creed!

I'm glad I don't live in England, thats for sure. This pre-emptive bowing to the serial offendees of a certain religion is really creeping me out.

1038 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:01:44am

re: #1017 DistantThunder

Do you think he would have won had he campaigned on drastically cutting defense spending? Of course not.

He's a leftist radical and so NOW he shows his hand.

To be fair, Gates talked about knowing cuts were coming from 9-11 levels for a long time.

"Earlier this week, Defense Secretary Robert Gates warned two congressional defense committees that “one thing we have known for many months is that the spigot of defense spending that opened on 9/11 is closing.”

(From the link)

1039 Digital Display  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:02:45am

re: #1015 realwest

Whew, thanks Hoops!
Uh, if she's got power how come she's cold?!

She is still waiting for her Snuggie to arrive..:)

1040 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:03:08am

re: #1025 Stonemason

Is there a link to the text of the bill, I have googled to no avail all I get are amendments

I found the House version, clicked on it and was booted

/hmmmmm

1041 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:03:18am

re: #1032 jcm

Not directly, Obama was as an ACORN trainer and the HUD directly targeted money to ACORN while in New York (ACORN is a Alinsky group). ACORN has a big piece of the current financial mess. It was their suits and actions that forced lenders into high risk loans. A big piece of the HUD money will go to ACORN.


I don't know how Cavuto was doing the math , But he did say money to Acorn. He is pretty reliable. And yes it was for home construction & rehab & you know Acorn would never divert funds to agitating.

1042 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:03:22am

re: #1021 Killgore Trout

AllahPundit is a bit despondent over the end of PJ Media blogads....
Brother, can you spare a revenue stream?

Somebody needs a hug.

Protein Wisdom actually has some intriguing suggestions.

1043 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:03:22am

re: #1034 realwest

Um, Erik, I know math isn't my strong point, but
"Population, 2006 estimate 4,206,074 299,398,484"
just seems, well, wrong somehow!
:)

They are estimating what that gal in cali with the 14 kids will produce over the next couple of years.

1044 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:03:23am

re: #1039 HoosierHoops

She is still waiting for her Snuggie to arrive..:)

She can always stick Miss Izzie up her jumper!

:-)))

1045 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:03:51am

HOW TO MAKE A HAMAS HERO ?

1046 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:04:05am

re: #1036 jcm

Is that number of registered voters?

Nah. Just registered Dem DEAD voters.

1047 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:04:07am

re: #1034 realwest

Um, Erik, I know math isn't my strong point, but
"Population, 2006 estimate 4,206,074 299,398,484"
just seems, well, wrong somehow!
:)

Not mine either but still tells a story that the MFM will not tell.

1048 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:04:13am

re: #1019 SteveC

In a similar vein, most years the University of South Carolina has a home football game while the State Fair is going on. The fairgrounds and the stadium are across the street from each other.

Every time, all the local media is screaming about how bad the traffic is going to be, and you need to leave three... no FOUR hours early for the game, and be sure to save your leftovers from the tailgate party, because you could easily STARVE TO DEATH WHILE STUCK IN TRAFFIC....

Hey, the fair is 100 years old and the stadium has been there fifty years. I think we understand they traffic might be a bit heavy that weekend.

Yep, you actually bring up the larger picture behind my original comment. Everything on the news is "breaking." Fox is most guilty of this because they literally use the moniker "breaking news" to introduce almost every news segment after a commercial.

I can remember being without power in a storm for 1 day or two or more and it never even made the news or any sort of information source. It just wasn't news. If you wanted info, or whatever, you called the utility company.

This is teaching us a way to respond to situations as if we are some sort of "herd." If they convince us that it's the fault of a political party, then we all, in unison, blame the politicians. Now a days it's always the fault of someone.

But the emphasis is never on.. "hey, here's what you need to do for yourself to keep yourself safe."

Nope, they want us to sit around, like a herd, and wait to be rescued. This is not good for the country.

1049 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:04:30am

re: #1041 opnion

I don't know how Cavuto was doing the math , But he did say money to Acorn. He is pretty reliable. And yes it was for home construction & rehab & you know Acorn would never divert funds to agitating.

I saw your comments after I posted that. Cavuto is reliable.
Even if ACORN was line itemed, the HUD sec would send money that way.

1050 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:04:49am

re: #1035 Dark_Falcon

As long that money stays in there, any Republican voting for or supporting this bill should be read out of the party. ACORN is the enemy, and no Republican or lizard should ever forget that.

According to McCain there is not one Republican vote in the Senate for the package.

1051 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:04:52am

Obama and the next 4 years...

1052 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:05:12am

No matter how stupid and crappy things may get if we think like this guy:

Nothing will stop us.

1053 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:05:17am

re: #1022 Walter L. Newton

Er, I don't get the reference. I was making a joke. Did I step on someone's toes?

No.
Thread was moving too fast, and you got several replies by the time I figured out I'd replied to the wrong post.

Reference was intended to parody your mom's "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't [fill in the blank]"

1054 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:05:36am

re: #1043 VegasRick

They are estimating what that gal in cali with the 14 kids will produce over the next couple of years.

ROTFLMO

1055 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:05:55am

Good morning peeps.

This is what passes for logical thought and ideological tolerance in left-wing Boulder. Leftists are racist.

Proggie leftists and their bigoted racism:

Scroll down to "White Washing" at the bottom of the page:

Read it and then switch the work "White" to "Black".
Tolerance.

1056 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:06:18am

re: #1049 jcm

I saw your comments after I posted that. Cavuto is reliable.
Even if ACORN was line itemed, the HUD sec would send money that way.

Nio doubt.

1057 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:06:24am

re: #1014 jwb7605

Walter, if I've said this once, I've said a million times, "how many times must we tell you ..."

:-)

(I'm still confused)

Er, I don't get the reference. I was making a joke. Did I step on someone's toes?

1058 MandyManners  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:06:35am
1059 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:06:58am

re: #1050 opnion

According to McCain there is not one Republican vote in the Senate for the package.

They better not.

1060 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:06:58am

re: #1057 Walter L. Newton

re: #1014 jwb7605

(I'm still confused)

Er, I don't get the reference. I was making a joke. Did I step on someone's toes?

Nevermind, say the answer finally.

1061 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:07:01am

re: #1042 jwb7605

A lot of bloggers seem upset by this. I really don't think PJTV is going to work out. I'm a blog junkie and even I don't have the patience to watch their videos even when it's by bloggers that I like. In fact I refuse to sign up for their free registration and haven't even bother to go to bugmenot to get a password for PJTV.

1062 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:07:48am

re: #1055 FrogMarch

Proggie leftists prove they are intolerant bigots and racists:

Scroll down to "White Washing" at the bottom of the page:

Read it and then switch the WORD "White" to "Black".
Tolerance.

fixed---

1063 Sheepdogess  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:07:59am

re: #639 Erik The Red

Sounds yummy!

1064 n in wi  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:08:13am

Great move. Obama is nominating Senator Greg[R] to Comm. Sec.
His vacancy will be filled by a Dem. Gov.
They get credit for looking bi-parisan,and gain a vote in the senate.
Republicans should hope he turns down the nomination.

1065 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:08:18am

re: #1040 Stonemason

I found the House version, clicked on it and was booted

/hmmmmm

(5) To stabilize State and local government
5 budgets, in order to minimize and avoid reductions
6 in essential services and counterproductive state and
7 local tax increases
.

So they want to avoid reducing 'counterproductive state and local tax increases...Brilliant.

Am I reading that right?

1066 esch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:08:56am

re: #1064 n in wi

That is exactly what it is about. Throwing a bone to a pointless position and gaining a seat.

1067 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:09:26am

re: #1057 Walter L. Newton

re: #1014 jwb7605

(I'm still confused)

Er, I don't get the reference. I was making a joke. Did I step on someone's toes?

Certainly not mine!

And I'm not even wearing boots with steel toe caps.

;-)

1068 VegasRick  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:09:36am

re: #1066 esch

That is exactly what it is about. Throwing a bone to a pointless position and gaining a seat.

We need that seat!

1069 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:09:36am

re: #1055 FrogMarch

Good morning peeps.

This is what passes for logical thought and ideological tolerance in left-wing Boulder. Leftists are racist.

Proggie leftists and their bigoted racism:

Scroll down to "White Washing" at the bottom of the page:

Read it and then switch the work "White" to "Black".
Tolerance.

White washing
On Tuesday, Jan. 20, Barack Hussein Obama became the 44th President of the United States, and white conservatives across America suffered a small crisis of confidence. Of course, white conservatives still control many political offices in the country, and they have most of the money, and they have access to better health care and education, and they hold most of the head coaching positions in the NFL… but it was still a blow to their egos.

In order to keep their spirits alive in these troubled times, Boulder Weekly has created a list of areas in which white conservatives continue to excel: 1) watching Clint Eastwood movies, 2) making bean casseroles, 3) wearing toupées, 4) using outdated colloquialisms like darn tootin’ and you betcha, and 5) eating high-fiber cereal.
Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
back to top

Brain bleach and FUCK THEM

1070 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:09:45am

re: #1050 opnion

According to McCain there is not one Republican vote in the Senate for the package.

Well, if McCain can ensure that, then the package will be defeated. He needs to be held to that stance and not allowed to give in to his desire for "bipartisanship" (which always seems to involve weakening the GOP's principles for favorable MSM coverage). The Grand Old Party must say with one voice: No Money For ACORN!

1071 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:09:54am

Feel free to send a response to Boulder Weekly.

White washing
On Tuesday, Jan. 20, Barack Hussein Obama became the 44th President of the United States, and white conservatives across America suffered a small crisis of confidence. Of course, white conservatives still control many political offices in the country, and they have most of the money, and they have access to better health care and education, and they hold most of the head coaching positions in the NFL… but it was still a blow to their egos.

In order to keep their spirits alive in these troubled times, Boulder Weekly has created a list of areas in which white conservatives continue to excel: 1) watching Clint Eastwood movies, 2) making bean casseroles, 3) wearing toupées, 4) using outdated colloquialisms like darn tootin’ and you betcha, and 5) eating high-fiber cereal.
Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
back to top

This is not satire.

1072 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:09:56am

re: #1058 MandyManners

He told us what he was gonna' do. Why are we surprised?

You know , his less fanatical supporters will soon be saying, "But, I didn't know."

1073 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:10:29am

re: #1042 jwb7605

Wow, that's a really good article. Thanks.

1074 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:10:32am

re: #1063 Sheepdogess

Sounds yummy!

Tell you tomorrow.

1075 Dustyvet  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:10:48am

re: #1072 opnion

You know , his less fanatical supporters will soon be saying, "But, I didn't know."

No excuses...

1076 yma o hyd  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:10:55am

re: #1064 n in wi

Great move. Obama is nominating Senator Greg[R] to Comm. Sec.
His vacancy will be filled by a Dem. Gov.
They get credit for looking bi-parisan,and gain a vote in the senate.
Republicans should hope he turns down the nomination.

Can the new chair of the RNC, Mr Steele, show his mettle and do a bit of arm-twisting?

1077 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:10:55am

re: #1070 Dark_Falcon

Well, if McCain can ensure that, then the package will be defeated. He needs to be held to that stance and not allowed to give in to his desire for "bipartisanship" (which always seems to involve weakening the GOP's principles for favorable MSM coverage). The Grand Old Party must say with one voice: No Money For ACORN!

Bingo!

1078 n in wi  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:11:45am

re: #1066 esch

That is exactly what it is about. Throwing a bone to a pointless position and gaining a seat.


Yeah,and Greg will be told to sit in a corner and keep quiet.

1079 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:11:46am

re: #1040 Stonemason

I found the House version, clicked on it and was booted

/hmmmmm

Okay, from the Bill:

For an additional amount for ‘‘Community Develop7
ment Fund’’ $1,000,000,000, to carry out the community
8 development block grant program under title I of the
9 Housing and Community Development Act of 1974 (42
10 U.S.C. 5301 et seq.): Provided, That the amount appro11
priated in this paragraph shall be distributed according
12 to the same funding formula used in fiscal year 2008:

So now I have to go back to2008 and figure out if Acorn recieved any money from the Federal Government...which I think they did. Furthermore:

That in allocating the funds appropriated
14 in this paragraph, the Secretary of Housing and Urban
15 Development shall not require an additional action plan
16 from grantees:

So, yes, Acorn is getting money, at the same percentage as last year, whatever that was, and they DO NOT HAVE to apply for it.

1080 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:11:56am

Irish off fast against Pitt. ND up 20 to 10.

1081 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:12:08am

re: #1061 Killgore Trout
Wonder what effect, if any, this will have on Charles (and yes I know he's no longer involved at PJM)?

1082 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:12:09am

re: #1069 Erik The Red


Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
back to top

Brain bleach and FUCK THEM


Sick, huh? This is what passes for logic in leftist la la land.

1083 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:12:14am

re: #1059 VegasRick

They better not.

It doesn't matter. There are many Republicans that want to give this money away as much as the Democrats. Look how many of them couldn't hand it out fast enough before the election. Hell, McCain made it a special campaign stunt to rush up to DC to deal with it.

No, many of the Republicans are thrilled with this bill, but right now, it's good PR for them to play the bad cops and be against it.

Then the Democrats will trim some fluff from it (fluff they put in just for that purpose) and that will help the Democrats look like the good cops.

The bill will pass, the money will go out, everybody will have gotten most of what they wanted, the Republicans will look like they tried as hard as they could, and in 6 months, no one will be able to tell you where the money is going.

Remember, the special interest and big money blood suckers play both sides of the aisle. In the end, they all win, we loose.

1084 Cato the Elder  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:12:14am

Everybody, check out what poster "Petra" has to say on yesterday's "Holocaust-Denying Priest" thread:

re: #404 Petra

I recommend that people read the interview with Fr. Floriano Abrahamowicz and decide for themselves if his comments have been fairly represented. It is available here: [Link: ncronline3.org...]

This priest said “No, I don’t cast doubt on the numbers. There could have been more than six million victims.” How does this seem to cast doubt on the numbers?

Read the rest of the priest's answer, and the rest of the interview, to see how Petra lies.

Petra:

Karma: 7

Registered since: Mar 11, 2008 at 7:24 pm
No. of comments posted: 16
No. of links posted: 0

She sneaks in with this crap after the thread has been abandoned. Disgusting.

1085 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:12:24am

re: #1064 n in wi

Great move. Obama is nominating Senator Greg[R] to Comm. Sec.
His vacancy will be filled by a Dem. Gov.
They get credit for looking bi-parisan,and gain a vote in the senate.
Republicans should hope he turns down the nomination.

As I said yesterday, Senator Gregg should only take the position if he has an agreement from New Hampshire's governor to appoint a Republican to replace him.

1086 nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:13:01am

re: #1072 opnion

You know , his less fanatical supporters will soon be saying, "But, I didn't know."

Anybody says something like that to me I jump down his throat and rip his lungs out. But since I don't have all that many friends left, I don't get the chance that much anymore unfortunately.

1087 Erik The Red  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:13:21am

BBJN. (Be back just now) A great S African saying that can mean 2 minutes or 2 days.

1088 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:13:24am

re: #1061 Killgore Trout

A lot of bloggers seem upset by this. I really don't think PJTV is going to work out. I'm a blog junkie and even I don't have the patience to watch their videos even when it's by bloggers that I like. In fact I refuse to sign up for their free registration and haven't even bother to go to bugmenot to get a password for PJTV.

I don't think PJTV will work out, either, and I signed up for the registration.

IMHO Protein Wisdom's blog post was helpful.
I liked the analysis and suggestion:

My proposal: Engage the elements of (1) needing to develop a formative program, (2) needing an actual, stated political platform, or at least a place to hammer stuff to the wall, debate it, and have it stick (3) the tremendous power of the electronic broadsheet, (4) free stuff that serves the above, and (5) the many and wonderful minds that have been known to populate the PW phenomenon.

From there, I’d be willing to publish and a host a Classical Liberal Wiki

The Right needs to get its shit together, and perhaps even to influence a national candidate. That latter’s a lofty ideal from such humble origins as I propose, but if not us, then who? If we had ten Ric Lockes and ten Dan Collins each influencing ten apiece and so on, you can see that while this would take the next two presidential terms to develop, it’d still at some point grow to great substance. I continue to insist that the Left can have no such organic intellectual basis because it is based on parasitic theory and action and cannot therefore reveal itself, assuming it’s even self-conscious enough to do so, which is clearly debatable.

I maintain that only the classic Right can pin it’s anti-government, anti-corruption message to proven theoretical, moral, political, and even human principles. The Left is just where liars and thieves go. We need to take advantage of this.

1089 nevergiveup  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:13:54am

re: #1080 opnion

Irish off fast against Pitt. ND up 20 to 10.

Thanks. Just turned it on

1090 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:14:13am

re: #1049 jcm

I saw your comments after I posted that. Cavuto is reliable.
Even if ACORN was line itemed, the HUD sec would send money that way.

I don't know how they'd get it either. The bill was written to
exclude ACORN, but the only links I can find that give that side are from the left. So we have the some on the right saying 4 billion, Fox saying possibly 400 million and the left saying not a dime, so pick your politics, then pick your source I guess, I'm truly confused.

1091 n in wi  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:14:21am

re: #1076 yma o hyd

Can the new chair of the RNC, Mr Steele, show his mettle and do a bit of arm-twisting?

Maybe,but I think the chair of the RNC,or even DNC is more about fund raising and deciding which candidate get funding.Could be wrong.

1092 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:14:56am

re: #1065 Oh no...Sand People!

That is a poorly written sentence, it makes no sense, but then again, it was written by a politician

1093 HippieforLife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:15:28am

re: #819 jcm

Bingo! A total lack of respect for our country. I sure do hope Michelle is still proud of her country:(

1094 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:16:33am

re: #1064 n in wi

Great move. Obama is nominating Senator Greg[R] to Comm. Sec.
His vacancy will be filled by a Dem. Gov.
They get credit for looking bi-parisan,and gain a vote in the senate.
Republicans should hope he turns down the nomination.

I wondered when we'd discuss that savvy political move.

1095 n in wi  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:17:08am

re: #1085 Dark_Falcon

As I said yesterday, Senator Gregg should only take the position if he has an agreement from New Hampshire's governor to appoint a Republican to replace him.

Would an agreement from Obama do,seeing how he has held fast to his campaign promises?

1096 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:17:10am

re: #1090 avanti

I don't know how they'd get it either. The bill was written to
exclude ACORN, but the only links I can find that give that side are from the left. So we have the some on the right saying 4 billion, Fox saying possibly 400 million and the left saying not a dime, so pick your politics, then pick your source I guess, I'm truly confused.


I'm basing it on this. Both Obama and Donovan have ACORN links.

1097 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:17:21am

re: #1082 FrogMarch

Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
back to top

Brain bleach and FUCK THEM

Sick, huh? This is what passes for logic in leftist la la land.

Isn't that the free rag passed out at the supermarkets (etc.) in Boulder?
-- in the same stands where the houses for sale are listed, and things like that.

1098 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:17:22am

re: #1086 nevergiveup

Anybody says something like that to me I jump down his throat and rip his lungs out. But since I don't have all that many friends left, I don't get the chance that much anymore unfortunately.

Prepare youself, I thiink that we all here it.
The Media covered BHO'S muslim past crying racism. Now Obama flaunts his background & I have heard several people say that they had no idea.

1099 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:17:34am

re: #1071 FrogMarch

It's not even worth dignifying with a response.

1100 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:17:36am

re: #1082 FrogMarch

Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
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Brain bleach and FUCK THEM

Sick, huh? This is what passes for logic in leftist la la land.

Well, to be honest, that's what passes for logic in the FAR, FAR, FAR, left land. Boulder Weekly was formed to be the more leftist paper in Boulder because they felt that the Daily Camera was not left enough.

And in full disclaimer, The Boulder Weekly has been very favorable in their reviews of my original plays.

But, I have no problem with calling them a communist rag.

So, even though Boulder is quite lefty, I would not say that the letter is typical of most lefty Boulderites. Most of them are just your limo-liberals.

1101 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:17:55am

re: #1070 Dark_Falcon
Well if it's any indication, as I said above somewhere, on Fox and Friends yesterday morning (or maybe Thursday - when you are "retired" keeping track of the days is almost pointless!) McCain said HE isn't voting for it and knows of no Republican Senator who will, for two reasons: a) it's about 80% Pork and 20%
Stimulus and b) it was written without ANY input from Republicans either asked for or desired.
I sure hope he and the other Republican Senators ALL say NO EFFIN' WAY!

1102 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:19:49am

re: #1090 avanti

I don't know how they'd get it either. The bill was written to
exclude ACORN, but the only links I can find that give that side are from the left. So we have the some on the right saying 4 billion, Fox saying possibly 400 million and the left saying not a dime, so pick your politics, then pick your source I guess, I'm truly confused.


It does seem to be all over the place, but come on, do you really thaink that Acorn won't get a liitle pay back?

1103 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:20:14am

re: #1071 FrogMarch
Um, honestly, who gives a damn about Boulder Weekly?

1104 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:20:43am

re: #1090 avanti

Republicans Object to Stimulus Dollars for ACORN

I don't know how they'd get it either. The bill was written to
exclude ACORN, but the only links I can find that give that side are from the left. So we have the some on the right saying 4 billion, Fox saying possibly 400 million and the left saying not a dime, so pick your politics, then pick your source I guess, I'm truly confused.

Republican lawmakers are raising concerns that ACORN, the low-income advocacy group under investigation for voter registration fraud, could be eligible for billions in aid from the economic stimulus proposal working its way through the House.

House Republican Leader John Boehner issued a statement over the weekend noting that the stimulus bill wending its way through Congress provides $4.19 billion for "neighborhood stabilization activities."

He said the money was previously limited to state and local governments, but that Democrats now want part of it to be available to non-profit entities. That means groups like ACORN would be eligible for a portion of the funds.

1105 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:20:55am

re: #1090 avanti

see my1079...if I get a minute I ill try to figure out what Acorn got last year from the feds, that is the number that they will specifically (without being named, how convenient) get for the net two yeas.

1106 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:20:56am

re: #1097 jwb7605

Isn't that the free rag passed out at the supermarkets (etc.) in Boulder?
-- in the same stands where the houses for sale are listed, and things like that.

Yep. It's a free communist publication. Still, this is what they think is fit for printing? unreal.

1107 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:22:04am

re: #1081 realwest

It is going to affect his income. The same with any blog that ran their advertising.

1108 quickredfox  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:22:16am

re: #1071 FrogMarch

"Boulder's True Independent Voice." Tags like that tend to signify pretty predictable content, oddly (and sadly) enough.

1109 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:22:17am

re: #1103 realwest

Um, honestly, who gives a damn about Boulder Weekly?

come on - it's big news! LOL. locally - this is what all the college students are subjected to. More leftard indoctrination into proggie stupidity.

1110 jwb7605  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:22:26am

re: #1103 realwest

Um, honestly, who gives a damn about Boulder Weekly?

The unbathed dope-smoking aging hippies there.
In other words, most of the local government, including the city council and about half the county government.

They set tax rates and other minor issues.

1111 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:23:41am

re: #1103 realwest

Um, honestly, who gives a damn about Boulder Weekly?

Er, because it's a paper in one of the most leftist towns in Colorado. And that leftist town has one of the most attended colleges in the country and that rag is very much targeted to the college students there.

I don't know, the info seems interesting to me.

1112 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:24:51am

re: #1085 Dark_Falcon
Hey where is Sen. Gregg from - do we have an e-mail addy for him?

1113 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:26:38am

re: #1038 avanti

To be fair, Gates talked about knowing cuts were coming from 9-11 levels for a long time.

"Earlier this week, Defense Secretary Robert Gates warned two congressional defense committees that “one thing we have known for many months is that the spigot of defense spending that opened on 9/11 is closing.”

(From the link)

As a vet, Avanti-or even as an informed citizen-you should KNOW that one doesn't cut the Defense Budget while fighting 1 war; and the USA is fighting 1, on 2 fronts. Think on that, and praise the BO action some more-IF you actually AGREE with it. Otherwise, show your smarts/common sense, and not only condemn it-but contact your Reps and Senators, saying HELL NO! When fighting a war, you maintain or increase military spending-IF YOU INTEND TO WIN.

1114 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:26:51am

re: #1101 realwest

Here's the way I read it. They rammed the bill through the house with a few concessions. (added tax cuts, dropped ball renovation, birth control) Now it goes to the Senate, more concessions will be made, the bill with pass with a few GOP votes, then back to the house. I'll bet it's wrapped up with a bow and on his desk by mid Feb.

1115 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:27:36am

re: #1111 Walter L. Newton

Er, because it's a paper in one of the most leftist towns in Colorado. And that leftist town has one of the most attended colleges in the country and that rag is very much targeted to the college students there.

I don't know, the info seems interesting to me.

That's right. The paper is everywhere - at every news stand and coffee shop in the area, all over campus. I picked up this copy in Longmont. Young people are reading it, and it's just more left-wing crap shoved down the throats of our youth.

1116 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:28:36am

re: #1107 Killgore Trout
Ah, hey Y'all time to hit the ole Tip Jar again!

1117 Ron Shaw  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:29:36am

Modern computer technology is like the rabbit at the track that is never caught yet we hounds chase it round and round knowing full well that we have much better odds of catching our springy tails first.

1118 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:30:21am

re: #1108 quickredfox

"Boulder's True Independent Voice." Tags like that tend to signify pretty predictable content, oddly (and sadly) enough.

Predictable, but continually plunging leftward and downward into the toilet bowl of ideological intolerance and racism. that article is racist - pure and simple.

like i stated above - change the word White to Black and it would be unacceptable. but I guess liberals get a free pass when it comes to bigotry, racism and homophobia.

1119 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:31:14am

re: #1111 Walter L. Newton
Hi Walter! I know about Boulder and college towns and the most liberal (after Bezerkley) town around, but, other than favorably reviewing your plays, why
does "the info seems interesting to me."?

1120 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:31:23am

re: #1104 jcm

Republicans Object to Stimulus Dollars for ACORN


He said the money was previously limited to state and local governments, but that Democrats now want part of it to be available to non-profit entities. That means groups like ACORN would be eligible for a portion of the funds.

Got it. Would be eligible is the operable phase. So far, it's just speculation, it's not now in the bill, and you guys need to make sure it's not added.

1121 quickredfox  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:31:48am

re: #1118 FrogMarch

but I guess liberals get a free pass when it comes to bigotry, racism and homophobia.

They sure seem to get a free pass on a lot of things.

1122 FrogMarch  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:32:39am

re: #1121 quickredfox

They sure seem to get a free pass on a lot of things.

Cheating on their taxes.

[Link: pajamasmedia.com...]

1123 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:34:00am

re: #1114 avantiSadly I'm afraid you're right. I don't like the whole general idea, but was willing to go along with it as long as it was at least intended to stimulate the economy. When John McCain says it's" 80% pork, 20% stimulus", I hope it sinks like a rock.

1124 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:34:34am

re: #1120 avanti

Got it. Would be eligible is the operable phase. So far, it's just speculation, it's not now in the bill, and you guys need to make sure it's not added.

PLEASE...it is in there, see my 1079, or better yet, search housing in the bill and go to page 221. It is plain as day, ALL entities that received money last year will get money this year WITHOUT applying for it.

1125 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:34:50am

re: #1114 avanti

"ball renovation" .

now that's a typo :) Mall renovation.

1126 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:34:57am

re: #1119 realwest

Hi Walter! I know about Boulder and college towns and the most liberal (after Bezerkley) town around, but, other than favorably reviewing your plays, why
does "the info seems interesting to me."?

So it's not interesting to you. What are you trying to say, that it shouldn't be posted. It's a fucking open thread, and it was an open comment.

I don't give two shits about guns, but when they come up here, and many times they hijack an actual topic thread, I don't sit at this end asking why does the info seem interesting to me.

By the way, what kind of guns do you have?

1127 quickredfox  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:35:58am

re: #1122 FrogMarch

Cheating on their taxes.

[Link: pajamasmedia.com...]

Exactly what I was just thinking about.

1128 opnion  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:36:25am

re: #1124 Stonemason

PLEASE...it is in there, see my 1079, or better yet, search housing in the bill and go to page 221. It is plain as day, ALL entities that received money last year will get money this year WITHOUT applying for it.


Good job!

1129 realwest  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:37:18am

re: #1126 Walter L. Newton
I don't own any firearms Walter - I've had to use 'em against real people - which they were, regardless of how we tried to dehumanize them as "gooks" and "slopes".
But why such a bigoted piece interests you is what I was asking - open thread or not.

1130 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:40:14am

re: #1125 avanti

now that's a typo :) Mall renovation.

Whew.... I was reaching for my cup......

1131 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:40:46am

re: #1105 Stonemason

see my1079...if I get a minute I ill try to figure out what Acorn got last year from the feds, that is the number that they will specifically (without being named, how convenient) get for the net two yeas.

Thanks for digging for the truth. If I get you, ACORN got money for housing last time around, and that would be continued ?

1132 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:41:57am

re: #1129 realwest

Not to be cantankerous but it interested me for the simple reason I could bookmark it and use it to prove the obvious racism displayed by those on the left.
Switch the words around and that could have been posted on StormFront, but the leftists just don't get it.

1133 jcm  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:42:09am

re: #1131 avanti

Thanks for digging for the truth. If I get you, ACORN got money for housing last time around, and that would be continued ?

That's what it looks like......

1134 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:43:32am

re: #1129 realwest

I don't own any firearms Walter - I've had to use 'em against real people - which they were, regardless of how we tried to dehumanize them as "gooks" and "slopes".
But why such a bigoted piece interests you is what I was asking - open thread or not.

Because it's a prime example of what most people don't see that is being fed to our college aged students.

That is COMMON stuff, spread around colleges all the time, but you rarely see it in the popular media.

I guess I think it's interesting for the same reason that Charles posts link to articles about subjects that you would not see in the MSM.

(the gun question was a joke, I guess you didn't get it)

1135 Aye Pod  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:45:19am

re: #925 avanti

Wow, I've reached a new low Karma rating thanks to taxfreekiller back dinging me overnight. Thanks to his hard work I went from about even to minus 100, that's dedication on his part. :)

He a sad little sack of shit for doing that, imho. The logical response would be to do the same back at him, but who wants to spend hours on LGF auto-dinging out of spite? Who apart from TFK, that is.

1136 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:45:26am

re: #1131 avanti

Yeah, or money for "community redevelopment" or any of the other catch phrases in the bill. The 4.19 billion has to be applied for, you are correct there, this is a chunk of 1 billion that is just being re-issued.

And I agree with you that we should all fight the money going to Acorn based on their actions regarding elections and lawsuits that forced banks to make loans to those who could not afford the loans...speaking of which:

including such mechanisms as soft-sec2
onds, loan loss reserves, and shared-equity loans for
3 low- and moderate-income homebuyers;

Further along in the bill...isn't the above part of why we are in this mess to begin with?

1137 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:47:47am

re: #1133 jcm

That's what it looks like......

ACORN really screwed up their other work in the community by their shitty voter drive. Now, if they get a dime, none of it should go to voter registration.

1138 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:53:04am

re: #1135 Jimmah

He a sad little sack of shit for doing that, imho. The logical response would be to do the same back at him, but who wants to spend hours on LGF auto-dinging out of spite? Who apart from TFK, that is.

For me, up dinging is fun, but it takes a pretty far out post to rate a down ding from me.

1139 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:53:34am

re: #1137 avanti

ACORN really screwed up their other work in the community by their shitty voter drive. Now, if they get a dime, none of it should go to voter registration.

A lot of their 'other' work in the community simply continues the spiral though. Suing a bank to make a loan for someone who can not afford it does no good for anyone. From what I have read recently about these organizations I truly believe none of them should get federal money, just like churches get no federal dollars. I understand the I might hurt little leagues and such with the rule, but so many 'community service' organizations are front groups for more insidious entities...and the current batch of terrorists know how to use front groups to raise money.

1140 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:54:27am

re: #1137 avanti

ACORN really screwed up their other work in the community by their shitty voter drive. Now, if they get a dime, none of it should go to voter registration.

Sure, there other work, like helping people that couldn't pay back a loan of a pack of cigarettes, to get a house and mortgage.

Yep, ACORN just made a little mistake there with the voter registration drives )oh for the last 20 years), but there other projects are clean as a whistle.

1141 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:54:31am

re: #1138 avanti

For me, up dinging is fun, but it takes a pretty far out post to rate a down ding from me.

I try to only down ding you for the global warming links, and usually with an explanation!

1142 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:55:16am

re: #1137 avanti

No Response, Sailor?

re: #1113 Pietr

1143 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:56:04am

re: #1139 Stonemason

A lot of their 'other' work in the community simply continues the spiral though. Suing a bank to make a loan for someone who can not afford it does no good for anyone. From what I have read recently about these organizations I truly believe none of them should get federal money, just like churches get no federal dollars. I understand the I might hurt little leagues and such with the rule, but so many 'community service' organizations are front groups for more insidious entities...and the current batch of terrorists know how to use front groups to raise money.

Avanti knows that. He is such a shill for the left. And he thinks we don't catch him on it.

Avanti, go back to KOS where they are actually fooled by your crap.

1144 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:57:10am

re: #1105 Stonemason

see my1079...if I get a minute I ill try to figure out what Acorn got last year from the feds, that is the number that they will specifically (without being named, how convenient) get for the net two yeas.

That's not correct. The fact that the allocation between various types of agencies (e.g. state, local, non-profit) would be made in the same proportion as in 2008 does not mean that the same non-profit organizations would get it. They would be ELIGIBLE to BID for it.

See, for example, this report (datelined last Tuesday)(already posted by JCM, above):

Republican lawmakers are raising concerns that ACORN, the low-income advocacy group under investigation for voter registration fraud, could be eligible for billions in aid from the economic stimulus proposal working its way through the House.

House Republican Leader John Boehner issued a statement over the weekend noting that the stimulus bill wending its way through Congress provides $4.19 billion for "neighborhood stabilization activities."

He said the money was previously limited to state and local governments, but that Democrats now want part of it to be available to non-profit entities. That means groups like ACORN would be eligible for a portion of the funds.

See also, Economic Stimulus Bill Overloaded with Pork, Group Says

Doesn't matter. The bill still sux, big time. If it get enacted, ACORN is going to be among the least of our problems.

1145 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 9:57:24am

re: #1140 Walter L. Newton

Sure, there other work, like helping people that couldn't pay back a loan of a pack of cigarettes, to get a house and mortgage.

Yep, ACORN just made a little mistake there with the voter registration drives )oh for the last 20 years), but there other projects are clean as a whistle.

Walter ...Not only should ACORN not get any federal money ...they should be investigated even under their fingernails because they are a corrupt organization all the way back to the founder from Arkansas guy Wade Rathke ...there is so much out there and they are a totally socialist organization ...I don't understand why the media has not talked about them at all since the election ...well, other than they are in the tank for the democrats and anything Obama ...

1146 HippieforLife  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:00:58am

re: #1058 MandyManners


I am not surprised, just sickened. I can't believe that he is so damn naive that he does not understand the value of weapons as PROTECTION!

Trident submarines are on patrol all over the world. So far, they have not had to fire their weapons. It is madness to take a chance on not being well armed or continuing to upgrade our current systems of defense.

1147 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:02:20am

re: #1139 Stonemason

A lot of their 'other' work in the community simply continues the spiral though. Suing a bank to make a loan for someone who can not afford it does no good for anyone. From what I have read recently about these organizations I truly believe none of them should get federal money, just like churches get no federal dollars. I understand the I might hurt little leagues and such with the rule, but so many 'community service' organizations are front groups for more insidious entities...and the current batch of terrorists know how to use front groups to raise money.

The problem as I see it, is the politics involved. Follow me, if you like. ACORN and groups like them, work with the poor. The poor have a large minority population, minorities tend to be Democrats, and ACORN thus leans to the left, as I do.
I intend no racial bias in those comments, it's just the facts of the case.

1148 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:03:18am

re: #1143 Walter L. Newton

#965 Erik The Red

[Avanti,] I don't agree with most of your opinions and posts. So what. You are not a troll and add a different side here. Stick around.

What Erik said.

1149 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:04:35am

re: #1144 Lynn B.

See also, Economic Stimulus Bill Overloaded with Pork, Group Says

Doesn't matter. The bill still sux, big time. If it get enacted, ACORN is going to be among the least of our problems.



NO...Directly from the bill, Page 221
:

COMMUNITY PLANNING AND DEVELOPMENT
5 COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT FUND
6 For an additional amount for ‘‘Community Develop7
ment Fund’’ $1,000,000,000, to carry out the community
8 development block grant program under title I of the
9 Housing and Community Development Act of 1974 (42
10 U.S.C. 5301 et seq.): Provided, That the amount appro11
priated in this paragraph shall be distributed according
12 to the same funding formula used in fiscal year 2008: Pro13
vided further, That in allocating the funds appropriated
14 in this paragraph, the Secretary of Housing and Urban
15 Development shall not require an additional action plan
16 from grantees:


this is not a report, this is not some republican or democrat take on the bill, this is directly from the bill. If acorn go money last year they will get money this year. No, this is not part of the 4.19 billion that some on the right are screaming about, this is in another section.

It is clear as can be, hidden in plain sight.

1150 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:06:08am

re: #1145 JacksonTn

Walter ...Not only should ACORN not get any federal money ...they should be investigated even under their fingernails because they are a corrupt organization all the way back to the founder from Arkansas guy Wade Rathke ...there is so much out there and they are a totally socialist organization ...I don't understand why the media has not talked about them at all since the election ...well, other than they are in the tank for the democrats and anything Obama ...


Right on. But we may have to run this by Avanti.

1151 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:06:36am

re: #1140 Walter L. Newton

Sure, there other work, like helping people that couldn't pay back a loan of a pack of cigarettes, to get a house and mortgage.

Yep, ACORN just made a little mistake there with the voter registration drives )oh for the last 20 years), but there other projects are clean as a whistle.

I never said they were clean as a whistle, but they do good work too. It's just they are too tied to the politics of the low income communities where they work to get government funding without more scrutiny.

1152 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:07:14am

re: #1147 avanti

Have you read ANY of the LINKS/THREADS posted here since you joined? The basics of ACORN and their principles have all been laid out-with video and copies of their working papers! Apparently, you only see the stuff your Pink Quartz glasses allow...........Sheesh.

1153 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:07:19am

re: #1150 Walter L. Newton

Right on. But we may have to run this by Avanti.

Walter ...up to you cuz he and I have never been on the same page about anything politics and probably never will ...

1154 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:09:19am

re: #1147 avanti

The problem as I see it, is the politics involved. Follow me, if you like. ACORN and groups like them, work with the poor. The poor have a large minority population, minorities tend to be Democrats, and ACORN thus leans to the left, as I do.
I intend no racial bias in those comments, it's just the facts of the case.

No, the problem is ACORN is criminal., which you don't see, or you won't see, or you see but will willfully ignore, since the facts are as set in stone for the last 20 years that you couldn't change them with anything short of the end of the world.

I have to give you chops in your statement, as you just laid it out plain and simple why you would stand up and support criminals...

...ACORN thus leans to the left, as I do

1155 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:10:28am

re: #1147 avanti

The problem as I see it, is the politics involved. Follow me, if you like. ACORN and groups like them, work with the poor. The poor have a large minority population, minorities tend to be Democrats, and ACORN thus leans to the left, as I do.
I intend no racial bias in those comments, it's just the facts of the case.

And then follow me...the Boy Scouts of America is all inclusive, and has been called a 'right' leaning organization...
We take all colors, we take all creeds (and don''t give me any bull about the gay issue, that is leaders not scouts), and we do not push any political agenda. To say that Acorn naturally leans left is to say that it is okay to push an agenda 'cause it just happens.
Wrong, if you take federal money you should not push an agenda.

1156 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:11:23am

re: #1149 Stonemason

Again, with all due respect, you're misunderstanding the language.

"...the same funding formula" does NOT mean the funds will go to the same agencies in the same proportions. It means the funds will be made available to the same TYPES of agencies in the same proportions.

/not sure how much experience you have parsing legislative mumbo jumbo ...

//you live in Chester County? or just do work out here?

1157 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:12:25am

re: #1151 avanti

I never said they were clean as a whistle, but they do good work too. It's just they are too tied to the politics of the low income communities where they work to get government funding without more scrutiny.

And Hitler put a lot of people back to work. I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're moral compass is broken, and you are willing to compromise anything if it fits into YOUR politics. You are the one that is TOO tied to your politics.

You stink.

1158 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:15:21am

re: #1152 Pietr

Have you read ANY of the LINKS/THREADS posted here since you joined? The basics of ACORN and their principles have all been laid out-with video and copies of their working papers! Apparently, you only see the stuff your Pink Quartz glasses allow...........Sheesh.

Where in my posts have I defended ACORN other then to say they have done some good work ? The point I've been trying to make is they have a political agenda, even as a non profit. If the government continues to fund them through the Obama administration as they did through Bush's, they need better oversight, or not fund them at all .

1159 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:17:37am

re: #1155 Stonemason


Wrong, if you take federal money you should not push an agenda.

See my later post, I agree with you.

1160 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:19:06am

re: #1158 avanti

Where in my posts have I defended ACORN other then to say they have done some good work ? The point I've been trying to make is they have a political agenda, even as a non profit. If the government continues to fund them through the Obama administration as they did through Bush's, they need better oversight, or not fund them at all .

Where in my posts have I defended Hitler other then to say he had done some good work ? The point I've been trying to make is he had a political agenda, even as a dictator.

1161 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:20:22am

Charles, delete this if necessary, I was trying to make a point and I didn't form it correctly, this is not my opinion or belief.re: #1160 Walter L. Newton

1162 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:21:09am

re: #1158 avanti

Where in my posts have I defended ACORN other then to say they have done some good work ? The point I've been trying to make is they have a political agenda, even as a non profit. If the government continues to fund them through the Obama administration as they did through Bush's, they need better oversight, or not fund them at all .

BO is in their pocket-understand that? They are crooked, they have different sub entities, and they move FEDERAL FUNDS around illegally to aid the Dems. This and much more has all been posted, but you say they have a GOOD side? BTW, still awaiting a response to #1113 and #1142.

re: #1113 Pietr

1163 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:21:39am

re: #1156 Lynn B.

That in allocating the funds appropriated
14 in this paragraph, the Secretary of Housing and Urban
15 Development shall not require an additional action plan
16 from grantees

I read that to mean same as last year...I could be wrong as I do not parse this language on a regular basis but I do some of it occaisionally. I have no problem with things being explained to me either, it helps me learn.

I noticed in other parts of the bill that 'eligible' is used where it is not used in this section. This section only covers 1 billion (yeah, only) so I figured it was a gift to previous 'grantees' as they were not reqiured 'additional action plan(s)' to get the same funding as last year.

Once again, I could be wrong, really, and that wouldn't surprise me, won't stop me from continuing to read the bill either to try to learn even more!

I both live and work in Chester County, Between the Brandywines

1164 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:21:59am

re: #1151 avanti

I never said they were clean as a whistle, but they do good work too. It's just they are too tied to the politics of the low income communities where they work to get government funding without more scrutiny.

You're surely aware that this same argument is made in defense of Hamas and Hesb'allah. Right? In fact, I think I may have pointed this out to you before. It's not that ACORN is "tied to the politics of the low income communities..." In many cases, ACORN uses the influence its govt. funding provides to actually mold and corrupt the politics of those communities to suit its own far left ideology. It uses those people as tools and takes advantage of their vulnerability to do so. Anyone who really cares about the welfare of our nation's poor should be the first in line trying to dig groups like ACORN out of their nests in those communities and bring in organizations that actually want to do some good. ACORN stinks.

/but you do not stink. AFAIK.

1165 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:22:46am

re: #1159 avanti

See my later post, I agree with you.

I saw that...I thought so but wasn't sure, thanks for the clarification

1166 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:23:11am

re: #1157 Walter L. Newton

And Hitler put a lot of people back to work. I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're moral compass is broken, and you are willing to compromise anything if it fits into YOUR politics. You are the one that is TOO tied to your politics.

You stink.

My moral compass is just dandy. How do you explain ACORNS getting funding under GW ? The GOP could have blocked it if it was a moral issue could they not ? BTW, I'll say it one more time, I don't get why they were funded knowing their agenda unless some sort of safeguards were in place.

1167 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:23:57am

re: #1162 Pietr

BO is in their pocket-understand that? They are crooked, they have different sub entities, and they move FEDERAL FUNDS around illegally to aid the Dems. This and much more has all been posted, but you say they have a GOOD side? BTW, still awaiting a response to #1113 and #1142.

re: #1113 Pietr

Pietr ...here is a video where Obama speaks to ACORN ..speaks for itself ...

1168 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:25:43am

re: #1165 Stonemason

I saw that...I thought so but wasn't sure, thanks for the clarification

I'm glad you got that, some how others think I'm defending ACORN and their agenda.

1169 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:28:59am

re: #1166 avanti

My moral compass is just dandy. How do you explain ACORNS getting funding under GW ? The GOP could have blocked it if it was a moral issue could they not ? BTW, I'll say it one more time, I don't get why they were funded knowing their agenda unless some sort of safeguards were in place.

I can answer that question, easy. Both sides of the aisle do not care a twit anymore about us down here. The whole DC gang is working for a plutocracy.

So, I am not surprised, nor fooled, by anything that the Republicans or the Democrats do in DC. Bottom line is they are all working for special interest and big money, and those special interests and big money plays both sides of the coins.

The only winners in any of this is big money. And no, there is no way of "voting" them out and changing it. there is enough 'string" pulling going on at the state level that you can be sure if a politician is going to Washington, he is only going because he is going to be of some use to the big money cult.

You're the one that is fooled and fucked.

1170 avanti  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:31:56am

re: #1167 JacksonTn

Pietr ...here is a video where Obama speaks to ACORN ..speaks for itself ...


[Video]

Once more with feeling I DO NOT support ACORNS funding as it stands. I don't know enough about the issue to explain why they've been funded in the past.

1171 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:33:07am

re: #1169 Walter L. Newton

sounds a lot like TFK's two party evil money cult

and while I agree with much of what you write, I can not fall into the despair that I can not change the two party evil money cult.

If just teaching my kids, and those kids I can influence in other ways, that doing the right thing is more important than doing the money thing means anything then I have made a difference.

Yeah, now I sound like a lib, but the ideals I teach are conservative (with a slight libertarian bent)

1172 JacksonTn  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:34:35am

re: #1170 avanti

Once more with feeling I DO NOT support ACORNS funding as it stands. I don't know enough about the issue to explain why they've been funded in the past.

Right ...don't know enough about the issue ...that is why there were so many who voted for Obama ...they chose not to even look at the facts or the issues ...we did ...and that is exactly why we did not vote for him ...you read his books and took him at his words ...his books were a vehicle for him to create a big boatload of fiction about himself to paint a picture of him as the great savior of America ...PAWNED ...

1173 Lynn B.  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:36:25am

re: #1163 Stonemason

Well, hopefully, we won't get a chance to find out because the whole bill will soon be history? What a friggin' disaster.

It looks like you do nice work. I've bookmarked your blog.

1174 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:38:29am

re: #1173 Lynn B.

thanks Lynn

1175 Walter L. Newton  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:39:19am

re: #1171 Stonemason

sounds a lot like TFK's two party evil money cult
and while I agree with much of what you write, I can not fall into the despair that I can not change the two party evil money cult.
If just teaching my kids, and those kids I can influence in other ways, that doing the right thing is more important than doing the money thing means anything then I have made a difference.
Yeah, now I sound like a lib, but the ideals I teach are conservative (with a slight libertarian bent)

No, you don't sound like a lib, but I don't agree with you. Unless some kid(s) grow up and create a bigger "money cult" as a source of funding, they are not going to beat this. And then, they will be beholden to the bigger money cult.

We are on the verge of having this country run by a plutocracy. It's not stoppable. And at the public level, it will be socialism that is supporting the plutocracy.

Then again, I'm afraid it won't make it that far to begin with. It's my opinion that it is going to go down the poop chute sooner than later. It's all going to fall apart. Maybe your kids can pick up the pieces.

But I will fight till the last minute. Just because I'm like that.

1176 Stonemason  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 10:53:40am

re: #1175 Walter L. Newton

As long as you'll fight we're okay, as long as there is fight left in Americans, we're okay.

I get your point, I'm really not as naive as I sound, I just think that we can raise a generation that understands hard work, it might take a collapse as you say, but we can do it.

1177 Pietr  Sat, Jan 31, 2009 11:06:43am

re: #1170 avanti

Once more with feeling I DO NOT support ACORNS funding as it stands. I don't know enough about the issue to explain why they've been funded in the past.


Still awaiting a response-as in WWAP (what would Avanti post)........

re: #1113 Pietr


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Once Praised, the Settlement to Help Sickened BP Oil Spill Workers Leaves Most With Nearly Nothing When a deadly explosion destroyed BP’s Deepwater Horizon drilling rig in the Gulf of Mexico, 134 million gallons of crude erupted into the sea over the next three months — and tens of thousands of ordinary people were hired ...
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