Tuesday Afternoon Hope-a-Dope

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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, it’s the ancestral midday open thread…

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1 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:45:14am

Hope is an Iranian missile.

2 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:45:59am

re: #1 Peacekeeper

Hope is an Iranian missile.

. . .falling back upon its launcher

3 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:46:22am

Change is an Iranian missile with nuclear warhead that blows up on the pad and takes out all the techies responsible for its construction and operation. /

4 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:46:26am

The hills are alive with patriotic democrats paying their taxes. And lowering their thermostat because the world would like it if we keep it at 72.

5 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:47:05am

re: #1 Peacekeeper

Hope is an Iranian missile.

Change is it coming down...

6 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:47:29am

Obama's determined to hit my brown note.

I'm not even trusting a fart today.

7 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:47:49am

I think I should pull all of my money out of my 401k...

8 Yankee Division Son  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:48:43am

I was hoping for a Tom Dashle thread, but this will do... a bit of a history lesson:

Al Capone was sentenced to 11 years in federal prison in 1931, not for racketeering, not for multiple gruesome murders, not for bootlegging. He was convicted only for tax evasion. He was also fined $50,000 and charged $7,692 for court costs, in addition to the $215,000 plus interest due in back taxes.

"Vote early and vote often."
- Al Capone

9 nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:48:44am

re: #7 NYCHardhat

I think I should pull all of my money out of my 401k...

You have any left?

10 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:48:59am
11 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:49:29am

re: #9 nevergiveup

You have any left?

Oh yeah...whats left of it.

12 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:49:33am

re: #7 NYCHardhat

Roll into an (Roth?) IRA and only use what you need - at least thats what I heard.

13 nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:49:56am

The Obama WH releases statement that launch of Iranian Rocket is not nice.

14 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:50:08am

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

15 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:50:19am

FWIW, "change" is تغییربدهید in Farsi.

16 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:50:22am

re: #12 Creeping Eruption

Roll into an (Roth?) IRA and only use what you need - at least thats what I heard.

I'm thinking of living it up until the nukes start dropping.

17 mean Gene  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:50:31am

Can 0bama save all of those GM workers who've been asked to leave their job by Mr 24th or lose the $20,000 payout plus $25,000 auto (GM auto) voucher?

18 JohnnyReb  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:50:35am

re: #7 NYCHardhat

I think I should pull all of my money out of my 401k...

I have a friend who did that. She paid off her new car note and her credit card and put a little away in a CD. She is 58 and there is no way she would ever make up what she lost before she dies. She did not have alot, but her plan was to give the kids a couple of hundred a month to help out when she hit 62. No way that is going to happen for her now.

19 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:50:49am

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

Lincoln and Obama?

20 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:51:02am

It's the long anticipated and coveted ancestral mid-day thread...

21 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:51:30am

re: #8 Yankee Division Son

I was hoping for a Tom Dashle thread, but this will do... a bit of a history lesson:

Al Capone was sentenced to 11 years in federal prison in 1931, not for racketeering, not for multiple gruesome murders, not for bootlegging. He was convicted only for tax evasion. He was also fined $50,000 and charged $7,692 for court costs, in addition to the $215,000 plus interest due in back taxes.

"Vote early and vote often."
- Al Capone

And now tax evasion just means you are qualified for government service.

22 obscured by clouds  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:51:31am

Hope isn't a town in Kentucky, evidently. Some people here are being told they won't have their power restored until March. My parents haven't had power in over a week. It's going down to 15 degrees tonight. Where's Obama?! Oh...almost forgot...Kentucky voted for McCain. No pay. No play.

And to think that Obama's thanking the freakin' United Nations for the successful Iraqi vote. My head hurts.

I am just pissed all the way around.

23 Shr_Nfr  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:51:46am

re: #3 lawhawk

You remember the "Scud that was a dud" in Syria a while back. Hope.

24 snuffyword  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:51:46am

re: #19 NYCHardhat

Lincoln and Obama?

Is Obama that old?
/

25 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:00am

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

Lincoln & Darwin

26 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:01am

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

Don't know, but they were Pisces like me!

27 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:07am

re: #10 Killgore Trout
My fav Cake tune:

28 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:09am

re: #19 NYCHardhat

Lincoln and Obama?


That is so messed up that I had to upding the comment!

29 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:14am

re: #19 NYCHardhat

Lincoln and Obama?

Close.

30 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:18am

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin

31 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:22am

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

Lincoln and Darwin?

32 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:24am

re: #24 snuffyword

Is Obama that old?
/

Yes. He is the Messiah.

Do I need to add a ///?

33 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:45am

re: #22 obscured by clouds

Hope isn't a town in Kentucky, evidently. Some people here are being told they won't have their power restored until March. My parents haven't had power in over a week. It's going down to 15 degrees tonight. Where's Obama?! Oh...almost forgot...Kentucky voted for McCain. No pay. No play.

And to think that Obama's thanking the freakin' United Nations for the successful Iraqi vote. My head hurts.

I am just pissed all the way around.

Are the alligators eating the survivors yet?

34 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:52:58am

re: #26 turn

Don't know, but they were Pisces like me!

Pisces are the best.

35 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:23am

re: #16 NYCHardhat

I'm thinking of living it up until the nukes start dropping.

Silly me. What was I thinking?

36 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:27am

re: #34 NYCHardhat

Pisces are the best.

Ditto

37 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:38am

re: #22 obscured by clouds

Some people here are being told they won't have their power restored until March.

But Bush didn't help the people in New Orleans for hours and hours! It was much worse!

/sarc

38 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:39am

re: #34 NYCHardhat

Pisces are the best.

I love Reeses Pisces

39 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:43am

re: #24 snuffyword

Is Obama that old?
/

Obama is the Highlander

40 Mardukhai  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:44am

I wish people would lay off of Tom Dashle for a moment, and understand just how helpful he was in the fight against the Muslim Brotherhood.

While investigating a story, I discovered that Tom was key to preventing a secret Ikhwanist from infiltrating a national anti-terrorist panel. He asked for no publicity, but as an indirect result, the LA Times took a disgusting revenge against the LA Jewish community.

41 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:52am

UN backtracks on claim that deadly IDF strike hit Gaza school

The United Nations has reversed its stance on one of the most contentious and bloody incidents of the recent Israel Defense Forces operation in Gaza, saying that an IDF mortar strike that killed 43 people on January 6 did not hit one of the United Nations Relief and Works Agency schools after all.

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

I'm sure CNN will correct and apologize.

42 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:52am

re: #34 NYCHardhat

Pisces are the best.

I don't believe the least in that shit but know what? My closest friends have all been Pices, no kidding.

43 soxfan4life  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:53:55am

re: #24 snuffyword

Is Obama that old?
/

Don't you know the O transcends age? Once you grasp the "We are the ones we've been waiting for" the rest is easy.

44 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:54:18am

re: #36 LGoPs

Ditto

Bull!
(Taurus here ...)

45 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:54:18am

re: #36 LGoPs

Ditto

2/22 for me.

46 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:54:19am

re: #26 turn

Don't know, but they were Pisces like me!

Feb 12th isn't Pisces. It is Aquarius.

47 scottishbuzzsaw  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:54:34am

re: #39 Alouette

Obama is the Highlander

There can be only The One?

48 Shr_Nfr  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:54:35am

re: #22 obscured by clouds

Posted a link on the earlier thread where the Governor of Ky is still asking ABummer to declare Ky a major disaster area. Arkansas and Missouri got their declaration. Where is the press? Oh, I forgot, they are still on their knees in total adoration and covering tax frauds in Washington. Dead white people don't make for as nice pictures as floating dead black people. /color me very cynical.

49 snuffyword  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:54:49am

re: #39 Alouette

Obama is the Highlander

Well, "there can only be one"!

50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:54:59am

re: #26 turn

Don't know, but they were Pisces like me!

Pisces rock! I'm a Pisces! March 19 is the birthday!

51 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:06am

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

Well, Abraham Lincoln was one ...

52 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:16am

re: #14 zombie

Lincoln & Darwin?

53 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:32am

re: #37 Silhouette

But Bush didn't help the people in New Orleans for hours and hours! It was much worse!

/sarc

Use minutes...it was thousands of minutes. Much more dramatic...

54 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:45am

re: #50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Pisces rock! I'm a Pisces! March 19 is the birthday!

Me too, 17th here, everyone is always shoving green beer at me, and I don't drink!

55 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:46am

re: #39 Alouette

Obama is the Highlander

That implies he'll fight. I have my doubts.

56 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:49am

re: #50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Pisces rock! I'm a Pisces! March 19 is the birthday!

Give Pisces a chance, man.

57 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:53am

re: #22 obscured by clouds

The man came close to claiming credit for the vote.

I have noticed that the media is suddenly mostly silent on bashing Bush for things, especially Katrina. Wonder why that is.

58 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:58am

re: #45 NYCHardhat

2/22 for me.

3/9 for me...

59 snuffyword  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:55:59am

re: #47 scottishbuzzsaw

Doh, you beat me to it.

60 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:56:06am
61 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:56:12am

re: #46 Silhouette

Feb 12th isn't Pisces. It is Aquarius.


Oh shit, I was afraid I might get corrected on that. Shows you how much I really pay attention to it. Damn, I was really feeling good about that Darwin and Lincoln thing. My bad all you Pisces!

62 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:56:32am

re: #25 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Lincoln & Darwin

Bingo!

Interesting, of the two, Darwin was the most opposed to slavery, and the least racist!

I just got a copy of a new book that's coming out, Lincoln on Race & Slavery, by Henry Louis Gates. It has hundreds of pages direct precise transcriptions of Lincoln's speeches and writings, and damn, Lincoln was a stone-cold racist. I always knew he was a racist, but it was a hundred times worse than I thought. Lincoln was anti-slavery, but still thought blacks to be inferior, and wanted them all shipped back to Africa after being freed. or, barring that, segregated.

63 joncelli  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:56:57am

re: #14 zombie

Lincoln and Davis?

64 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:01am

re: #53 LGoPs

Use minutes...it was thousands of minutes. Much more dramatic...

Seconds is even more damning.

65 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:05am

re: #22 obscured by clouds

Hey, the media is saying that FEMA is doing a great job in responding to the ice storm mess in Kentucky. And they can't be wrong. /

66 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:07am

re: #54 CapeCoddah

Me too, 17th here, everyone is always shoving green beer at me, and I don't drink!


S'okay..I'm St. Joseph's day...Italians love me. Have been a guest od honor at many a St. Joseph's Day altar. Got to eat with Anette Funiccello (sp?) one year. Brenda Vacarro another year. It was pretty damn cool.

67 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:08am

re: #39 Alouette

Obama is the Highlander

The can be only one The One.

68 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:23am

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

Lincoln and Darwin? Or is that a myth?

69 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:34am

re: #62 zombie

Bingo!

Interesting, of the two, Darwin was the most opposed to slavery, and the least racist!

I just got a copy of a new book that's coming out, Lincoln on Race & Slavery, by Henry Louis Gates. It has hundreds of pages direct precise transcriptions of Lincoln's speeches and writings, and damn, Lincoln was a stone-cold racist. I always knew he was a racist, but it was a hundred times worse than I thought. Lincoln was anti-slavery, but still thought blacks to be inferior, and wanted them all shipped back to Africa after being freed. or, barring that, segregated.

Lincoln was a politician. He told audiences what they wanted to hear.

70 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:35am

re: #62 zombie

Bingo!

Interesting, of the two, Darwin was the most opposed to slavery, and the least racist!

I just got a copy of a new book that's coming out, Lincoln on Race & Slavery, by Henry Louis Gates. It has hundreds of pages direct precise transcriptions of Lincoln's speeches and writings, and damn, Lincoln was a stone-cold racist. I always knew he was a racist, but it was a hundred times worse than I thought. Lincoln was anti-slavery, but still thought blacks to be inferior, and wanted them all shipped back to Africa after being freed. or, barring that, segregated.

Victim of the times.

71 wrenchwench  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:36am

re: #40 Mardukhai

I wish people would lay off of Tom Dashle for a moment, and understand just how helpful he was in the fight against the Muslim Brotherhood.

While investigating a story, I discovered that Tom was key to preventing a secret Ikhwanist from infiltrating a national anti-terrorist panel. He asked for no publicity, but as an indirect result, the LA Times took a disgusting revenge against the LA Jewish community.

I don't suppose you can elaborate on that a bit?

72 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:51am

re: #62 zombie

wanted them all shipped back to Africa after being freed. or, barring that, segregated.

You didn't know that?

73 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:57:59am

re: #26 turn

Don't know, but they were Pisces like me!

Pisces doesn't start till Feb 19.

74 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:58:01am

re: #50 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

2/25 here, missed the leap year by a few days.

75 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:58:02am

re: #57 FurryOldGuyJeans

The man came close to claiming credit for the vote.

I have noticed that the media is suddenly mostly silent on bashing Bush for things, especially Katrina. Wonder why that is.

Didn't the governor of Kentucky (?) ask for a federal disaster declaration a day or two ago?

Any response from the request? I saw nothing but the article on the request.

76 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:58:35am

re: #40 Mardukhai

I wish people would lay off of Tom Dashle for a moment, and understand just how helpful he was in the fight against the Muslim Brotherhood.

While investigating a story, I discovered that Tom was key to preventing a secret Ikhwanist from infiltrating a national anti-terrorist panel. He asked for no publicity, but as an indirect result, the LA Times took a disgusting revenge against the LA Jewish community.

Huh?

77 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:58:43am

re: #74 turn

2/25 here, missed the leap year by a few days.

That would have been cool!

78 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:58:51am

re: #69 Alouette

Lincoln was a politician. He told audiences what they wanted to hear.

No. Innumerable quotes from Lincoln attest to the fact that these were his real feelings. It is truly mind-boggling.

79 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:58:53am

re: #69 Alouette

Lincoln was a politician. He told audiences what they wanted to hear.

More, that was the era. It's odd and unsettling to read many things from the 19th century.

80 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:59:06am

re: #66 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

S'okay..I'm St. Joseph's day...Italians love me. Have been a guest od honor at many a St. Joseph's Day altar. Got to eat with Anette Funiccello (sp?) one year. Brenda Vacarro another year. It was pretty damn cool.

LOL, my husbands is the day before, he was born a few minutes to midnight, and is of Irish descent. I am full blooded Italian, dont drink and I get St. Patricks day. He still gets cranky about the unfairness of it all.

81 Ay, Caramba  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:59:21am

re: #73 DeafDog

Obama has changed the Zodiac calendar by executive order.

82 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:59:43am

re: #73 DeafDog

Pisces doesn't start till Feb 19.

I know now, ever regret a post? Oh well ... at least I found a few other gullible Pisces out there. Ha

83 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 11:59:43am

re: #74 turn

2/25 here, missed the leap year by a few days.

And 2/24 here.
Wow. Lots of fishes here.

84 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:00:04pm

re: #72 MandyManners

You didn't know that?

Well, I knew the "shipped back to Africa" part, but I didn't know that his backup plan was a complete two-tier, totally segregated society that would have made Apartheid seem fair and balanced.

85 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:00:20pm

re: #74 turn

2/25 here, missed the leap year by a few days.

Did you catch my reply on the last thread? If not - my nic is blue, and I'd love to get a glass of wine w/ you this evening.

86 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:00:25pm

re: #81 Ay, Caramba

Obama has changed the Zodiac calendar by executive order.

He also changed the 'Year of the Ox', to the 'Year of the O'

87 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:00:33pm

re: #75 jwb7605

He did declare emergencies in Kentucky and Arkansas. But so far, no disaster declaration, which opens up additional aid and assistance to the state, and includes things like taxpayer relief.

88 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:00:48pm

re: #57 FurryOldGuyJeans

The man came close to claiming credit for the vote.

I have noticed that the media is suddenly mostly silent on bashing Bush for things, especially Katrina. Wonder why that is.


Whenever I hear Hurricane Katrina I think of this:

http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/wuz/2005/09/the_disaster_po.html

89 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:00:51pm

re: #84 zombie

Well, I knew the "shipped back to Africa" part, but I didn't know that his backup plan was a complete two-tier, totally segregated society that would have made Apartheid seem fair and balanced.

He was a pisser on that issue.

90 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:00:54pm

re: #62 zombie

Bingo!

Interesting, of the two, Darwin was the most opposed to slavery, and the least racist!

I just got a copy of a new book that's coming out, Lincoln on Race & Slavery, by Henry Louis Gates. It has hundreds of pages direct precise transcriptions of Lincoln's speeches and writings, and damn, Lincoln was a stone-cold racist. I always knew he was a racist, but it was a hundred times worse than I thought. Lincoln was anti-slavery, but still thought blacks to be inferior, and wanted them all shipped back to Africa after being freed. or, barring that, segregated.

Lincoln was a racist - somewhat typical of his time, but he found slavery seriously repugnant. I'm looking forward to learning more about C. Darwin .. still recall when my eldest sister gave me copies of "The Origin of Species" and Conrad Lorenze "On Aggression" .. I was about 14 or 15 and doors opened!

91 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:01:16pm

re: #77 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

That would have been cool!

Yeah, I wouldn't feel so bad about my age if I were born a few days later. I could tell everybody that I just had that Progeria (sp) disease or something.

92 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:01:54pm

re: #70 NYCHardhat

Victim of the times.

re: #79 Dianna

More, that was the era. It's odd and unsettling to read many things from the 19th century.

Yes, in a certain sense, Lincoln was "a victim of his time," but really, there were anti-racists even in the 19th-century (not that many, but some). It's just that Lincoln was so overt and eloquent in expressing his racist views.

93 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:02:01pm

re: #85 Dianna

No I missed it, I'll go back. Kewl.

94 soxfan4life  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:02:11pm

re: #86 faraway

He also changed the 'Year of the Ass', to the 'Year of the O'


fixed it for you.

95 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:02:11pm

BBIAB

96 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:02:21pm

re: #84 zombie

Well, I knew the "shipped back to Africa" part, but I didn't know that his backup plan was a complete two-tier, totally segregated society that would have made Apartheid seem fair and balanced.

Zombie, that wasn't an uncommon idea in that era. I know it sounds awful.

Kipling seems to have felt much the same way, and he was born later and lived to see a different world.

Go figure.

97 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:02:28pm

re: #48 Shr_Nfr

Posted a link on the earlier thread where the Governor of Ky is still asking ABummer to declare Ky a major disaster area. Arkansas and Missouri got their declaration. Where is the press? Oh, I forgot, they are still on their knees in total adoration and covering tax frauds in Washington. Dead white people don't make for as nice pictures as floating dead black people. /color me very cynical.

But when Democratic WA State Governor Gregoire begged for disaster relief from all the flooding that was promptly approved.

Now how did WA go in the last election
?

98 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:02:42pm

re: #52 DeafDog

Totaly off-topic, but you struck a memory bone...
Anyone ever read Steven Jay Gould's book "Questioning the Millenium"? I might even have the title wrong (the book is in the other room) but it's a great look at calendrics as opposed to numerology and all that bizarro stuff. All sorts of whacky patterns and coincidences.

99 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:03:05pm

re: #85 Dianna

Did you catch my reply on the last thread? If not - my nic is blue, and I'd love to get a glass of wine w/ you this evening.

Turn and Dianna sitting at a bar...

100 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:03:06pm

re: #83 reine.de.tout

And 2/24 here.
Wow. Lots of fishes here.

Reine! Wow, who would have thunk all us fishes?

101 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:03:42pm

re: #78 zombie

No. Innumerable quotes from Lincoln attest to the fact that these were his real feelings. It is truly mind-boggling.

Ya know, the folks who wrote the US Constitution were mostly politicians, too. What a great job they did.

Could you imagine a constituitional convention today with Obama/Reid/Pelosi. It would be a nightmare document.

102 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:04:16pm

re: #75 jwb7605

All I know is that it took only a couple of hours to get Governor Gregoire's request for disaster relief to be approved; the state went for O in 2008.

103 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:04:33pm

re: #92 zombie

Yes, in a certain sense, Lincoln was "a victim of his time," but really, there were anti-racists even in the 19th-century (not that many, but some). It's just that Lincoln was so overt and eloquent in expressing his racist views.

I know. It does shake one's sense of the good and right.

I tend - in history - to take what I can get. He recognized slavery as the terrible evil it was.

104 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:04:53pm

re: #82 turn

ever regret a post?

too frequently, but I rationalize that it keeps the conversation going, so it's all good.

105 AuntAcid  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:05:00pm

Is it too early to talk about reparations?
/

106 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:05:17pm

re: #78 zombie

Agreed. Thoroughly and completely.

107 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:05:22pm

re: #83 reine.de.tout

And 2/24 here.
Wow. Lots of fishes here.

I'll join the parade - March 16

108 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:05:38pm

re: #87 lawhawk

He did declare emergencies in Kentucky and Arkansas. But so far, no disaster declaration, which opens up additional aid and assistance to the state, and includes things like taxpayer relief.

I thought I read estimates of 100,000 power poles down.
With the prospect of no power until March, that qualifies as disaster in my book.

109 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:05:52pm

re: #99 debutaunt

Turn and Dianna sitting at a bar...

Yeah...picture how much more fun it would be with about 30 more lizards, and lots of food!

110 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:06:11pm

re: #39 Alouette

Obama is the Highlander

Well, in keeping with his "green" mantra, he's actually a Highlander Hybrid.

111 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:06:17pm

re: #43 soxfan4life

Daschle was not one of the one's O was waiting for, and now he's accepted the withdrawal "with sadness and regret."

Does the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers have any tax problems?
/

112 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:06:18pm

re: #83 reine.de.tout

And 2/24 here.
Wow. Lots of fishes here.

Sea Kittens!

113 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:06:21pm

re: #90 Daisy

Lincoln was a racist - somewhat typical of his time, but he found slavery seriously repugnant. I'm looking forward to learning more about C. Darwin .. still recall when my eldest sister gave me copies of "The Origin of Species" and Conrad Lorenze "On Aggression" .. I was about 14 or 15 and doors opened!

I could add, Zombie, that what was truly remarkable was that Darwin was not only an abolitionist but not racist as well. Not all abolitionists were non-racist. That sort of racist phenomena continues w/Obamaniacs.

114 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:06:48pm

re: #109 Dianna

Yeah...picture how much more fun it would be with about 30 more lizards, and lots of food!

Any idea of how many lizards are in the Bay Area?

115 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:07:01pm

re: #83 reine.de.tout

And 2/24 here.
Wow. Lots of fishes here.

Well, June is a romantic month.

116 obscured by clouds  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:07:08pm

re: #33 Desert Dog

Are the alligators eating the survivors yet?

No! It's worse...the survivors are eating the survivors! Where's Geraldo when you really need him?!
/

117 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:07:24pm

re: #96 Dianna

Zombie, that wasn't an uncommon idea in that era. I know it sounds awful.

I only mention this about Lincoln not because he was so extraordinarily racist compared to others in his era, but because he is now held up as such a paragon of wisdom and virtue, and is called "the best friend the black man ever had," and so on. Well over half his writings and speeches have essentially been suppressed, because they reveal a side of him that is simply not acceptable. We needed a national hero, and he was chosen, and his "history" was cleaned up for mass consumption.

118 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:07:45pm

re: #105 AuntAcid

Is it too early to talk about reparations?
/

Only if you want me to start ranting!

119 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:08:06pm

re: #101 DeafDog

Ya know, the folks who wrote the US Constitution were mostly politicians, too. What a great job they did.

Could you imagine a constituitional convention today with Obama/Reid/Pelosi. It would be a nightmare document.

Obama has already made his negative feelings known about the Constitution. He lamented that all it did was enumerate citizen rights, not government responsibility to assure economic justice(Read wealth redistribuition). Well he is ready to fix that.

120 tmk8  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:08:16pm

Wanted,

Democrat,
Career politician,
Tax cheat,

Position: President Obama cabinet member. Send resume to the white house. Facts will not be checked, backgrounds not investigated.


Obama, all the change you can hope for.

121 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:08:25pm

re: #105 AuntAcid

Is it too early to talk about reparations?
/

Why sarcastic? If your a white construction worker, Robert Reich wants to open the debate.

122 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:08:34pm

re: #116 obscured by clouds

No! It's worse...the survivors are eating the survivors! Where's Geraldo when you really need him?!
/

Survivor on whole wheat hold the mayo!

123 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:08:56pm

re: #79 Dianna

More, that was the era. It's odd and unsettling to read many things from the 19th century.

It's also unsettling to think of how recent this all was, by historical standards.

I am theoretically old enough to have met someone who was born a slave in the United States.

(Of course, it would have to have been a centegenarian, freed as an infant, whom I, myself, met while I was an infant... but like I said, "theoretically".)

124 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:09:08pm

re: #120 tmk8

Wanted,

Democrat,
Career politician,
Tax cheat,

Position: President Obama cabinet member. Send resume to the white house. Facts will not be checked, backgrounds not investigated.

Obama, all the change you can hope for.

King County (WA State) Executive Ron Sims has already accepted.

125 nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:09:30pm

A classified Pentagon report urged US President Barack Obama to shift US military strategy in Afghanistan by de-emphasizing democracy-building and concentrating more on strikes against Taliban and al-Qaida sanctuaries inside Pakistan.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

I guess it wasn't all that classified after all?

126 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:09:30pm

re: #114 debutaunt

Any idea of how many lizards are in the Bay Area?

A fair number; I think a bit more than 30.

I'm thinking that next time we throw a party, I'll invite the minions.

127 fish  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:09:53pm

I would just like to point out that although I am not a pisces, I am still a fish.

128 soxfan4life  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:10:13pm

re: #111 Picayune

Daschle was not one of the one's O was waiting for, and now he's accepted the withdrawal "with sadness and regret."

Does the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers have any tax problems?
/

Wouldn't you think O had Blago take care of that before leaving? And with Geitner leading Treasury how can anybody have tax "problems"?

129 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:10:22pm

re: #127 fish

I would just like to point out that although I am not a pisces, I am still a fish.

Cold and wet, eh? ;)

130 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:10:23pm

re: #121 DeafDog

Why sarcastic? If your a white construction worker, Robert Reich wants to open the debate.

White, male construction workers are essential for building and maintaining the white, Christian male power structure.

/

131 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:10:27pm

re: #113 Daisy

I could add, Zombie, that what was truly remarkable was that Darwin was not only an abolitionist but not racist as well. Not all abolitionists were non-racist. That sort of racist phenomena continues w/Obamaniacs.

Yes, that's what makes Darwin so remarkable. In fact, his theory of evolution permanently destroyed the "scientific" basis for racism, because Darwin proved that there is no "better" or "worse" among species or sub-types -- just "different."

132 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:11:14pm

re: #111 Picayune

the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers

OMG. That's great. Original?

133 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:11:18pm

re: #108 jwb7605

I thought I read estimates of 100,000 power poles down.
With the prospect of no power until March, that qualifies as disaster in my book.

Didn't know hillbillies had electricity.
/moonbat thinking - and maybe 0bama's

134 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:11:24pm

re: #130 Occasional Reader

White, male construction workers are essential for building and maintaining the white, Christian male power structure.

/

Oh yeah, my white male construction worker husband just LOVED that one!

135 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:11:30pm

re: #85 Dianna

Doh, I couldn't get that to work. It kept coming back "try again". At any rate I'm in 1119, can you call?

Oh and knock it off you other lizards, it's just for a beer!

136 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:11:38pm

Is it just me or is anyone else laughing at Dasche's glasses? What's even funnier? He paid over $700 for them.

No shit...really. What a tool.

http://www.drudgereport.com/

137 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:11:43pm

re: #117 zombie

I know.

History is history; it never ceases to amaze me that people think it can be suppressed.

Lincoln had his virtues, and he was a great man. Still, he was a product of his times and his prejudices, and it would be better to feel free to discuss all of the above, rather than trying to paint some rosy picture.

138 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:11:47pm

re: #127 fish

I would just like to point out that although I am not a pisces, I am still a fish.

One fish (you), Two fish (Pisces).

Now all we need is red fish, blue fish.

And a lucky sixpence in her shoe.

/mixed poetry

139 capitalist piglet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:11:52pm

re: #87 lawhawk

He did declare emergencies in Kentucky and Arkansas. But so far, no disaster declaration, which opens up additional aid and assistance to the state, and includes things like taxpayer relief.

Well, you know, it's just a little ice. He just wants to bring some Chicago-style toughness to Kentucky. His kids have recess in stuff like this.

/

140 soxfan4life  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:12:01pm

re: #119 opnion

Obama has already made his negative feelings known about the Constitution. He lamented that all it did was enumerate citizen rights, not government responsibility to assure economic justice(Read wealth redistribuition). Well he is ready to fix that.


Who better to destroy the Constitution than a Constitutional scholar?

141 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:12:01pm

re: #132 Occasional Reader

OMG. That's great. Original?

No

142 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:12:25pm

From the schadenfreude file...

Gee, maybe if you weren't such antisemitic Jew-hating Hamas-loving SOBs, Israelis might want to spend their vacations there.

143 Pietr  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:12:27pm

re: #112 Dustyvet

Hello Lizard Nation-I'm back...Heh Heh. I just reviewed 'Signs of the Apocalypse thread-have not even tried to catch up on all the threads. I updinged a few Posts-and am undecided as to just 'Stare' when Avanti posts from now on. Have to think on that...

Dusty-how's Tiger doing, and yourself? Well, I hope...Cheers.

144 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:12:27pm

re: #136 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Is it just me or is anyone else laughing at Dasche's glasses? What's even funnier? He paid over $700 for them.

No shit...really. What a tool.

http://www.drudgereport.com/

Sally Jessie Raphael castoffs?

145 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:12:49pm

re: #130 Occasional Reader

White, male construction workers are essential for building and maintaining the white, Christian male power structure.

/

...and the mail power structure, too.

146 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:12:49pm

re: #130 Occasional Reader

Hahahahhaha

147 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:13:52pm

re: #135 turn

Doh, I couldn't get that to work. It kept coming back "try again". At any rate I'm in 1119, can you call?

Oh and knock it off you other lizards, it's just for a beer!

The Marriot down-town? Consider it done.

148 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:14:11pm

Remember...

Only dopes use dope hope.

149 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:14:19pm

re: #143 Pietr

Hello Lizard Nation-I'm back...Heh Heh. I just reviewed 'Signs of the Apocalypse thread-have not even tried to catch up on all the threads. I updinged a few Posts-and am undecided as to just 'Stare' when Avanti posts from now on. Have to think on that...

Dusty-how's Tiger doing, and yourself? Well, I hope...Cheers.

He's still in hospital, and it's not yet clear when he's coming home...:(

150 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:14:20pm

re: #147 Dianna
Yes ..

151 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:14:35pm

re: #117 zombie

I only mention this about Lincoln not because he was so extraordinarily racist compared to others in his era, but because he is now held up as such a paragon of wisdom and virtue, and is called "the best friend the black man ever had," and so on. Well over half his writings and speeches have essentially been suppressed, because they reveal a side of him that is simply not acceptable. We needed a national hero, and he was chosen, and his "history" was cleaned up for mass consumption.

It was cleaned up, but black Americans during the ML King era were among the first Americans to become aware of the discrepancy between Lincoln as the Great Emancipator and Lincoln the racist. I believe he remains the 'best friend the black man ever had'. There are limitations to being an autodidactic (as there are to ivy leaguers), even if as brilliant and original as Lincoln. And I still think Darwin was all the more remarkable in that he was both non-racist and an ardent abolitionist. He was sophisticated in a different way than Lincoln.

152 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:14:38pm

There's hope in the air.

153 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:14:41pm

re: #103 Dianna


I tend - in history - to take what I can get. He recognized slavery as the terrible evil it was.

The South was negotiating alliances with European governments, namely France. When Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation it made the Civil War conclusively about either the abolition or spread of slavery (which it already was, but the American media in the North and South wasn't covering it that way because it was a controversial issue). This essentially precluded the French from entering the war, because they weren't going to fight on behalf of slavery.

Lincoln couldn't have risen to be leader of the Republican Party while endorsing slavery, nor do I doubt he would have wanted to do so if he did. That he ended might have just been a very politically savvy move however.

154 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:15:14pm

re: #62 zombie

Bingo!

Interesting, of the two, Darwin was the most opposed to slavery, and the least racist!

I just got a copy of a new book that's coming out, Lincoln on Race & Slavery, by Henry Louis Gates. It has hundreds of pages direct precise transcriptions of Lincoln's speeches and writings, and damn, Lincoln was a stone-cold racist. I always knew he was a racist, but it was a hundred times worse than I thought. Lincoln was anti-slavery, but still thought blacks to be inferior, and wanted them all shipped back to Africa after being freed. or, barring that, segregated.

You're right. Just one example, from the first Lincoln-Douglas debate:

I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races. I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will ever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. ... And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.

155 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:15:18pm

re: #146 WriterMom

Hey WriterMom, I realized this morning you never got my e-mail, as it got stuck in a filter. SORRY, I did send it off...

156 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:15:20pm

re: #152 faraway

There's hope in the air.

Naw, O just broke wind.

157 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:16:47pm

News that US Auto makers continue to tank with sales. If the head of these auto makers had brains - they would file for bankruptcy protection and purge themselves of the cancerous Auto Union.

& Sheppard Smith is yelling! go shep.

158 nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:16:48pm

House Leaders Wary of CAIR After FBI Shuns Islamic Advocacy Group
Members of Congress are pushing the FBI for more information on the Council on American-Islamic Relations after the bureau called the organization a front for radicals and told members to steer clear of the Islamic advocacy group.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Congress is always so late to the show?

159 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:17:04pm

re: #120 tmk8

Wanted,

Democrat,
Career politician,
Tax cheat,

Position: President Obama cabinet member. Send resume to the white house. Facts will not be checked, backgrounds not investigated.

Obama, all the change you can hope for.

I'm not a democrat, but I've had some tax problems. I'll take Education, please. I'll abolish my own department within 4 years.

160 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:17:23pm

re: #123 Occasional Reader

It's also unsettling to think of how recent this all was, by historical standards.

I am theoretically old enough to have met someone who was born a slave in the United States.

(Of course, it would have to have been a centegenarian, freed as an infant, whom I, myself, met while I was an infant... but like I said, "theoretically".)

The last surviving American ex-slave was Charles Smith, who died in Florida in 1979! There is some dispute as to his age and authenticity, but he claimed to be 137, though he was likely more like 116.

161 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:17:23pm

re: #157 FrogMarch

News that US Auto makers continue to tank with sales. If the head of these auto makers had brains - they would file for bankruptcy protection and purge themselves of the cancerous Auto Union.

& Sheppard Smith is yelling! go shep.

That will happen soon, as O told them basically to take a flying leap.

162 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:17:24pm

re: #101 DeafDog

Ya know, the folks who wrote the US Constitution were mostly politicians, too. What a great job they did.

Could you imagine a constituitional convention today with Obama/Reid/Pelosi. It would be a nightmare document.

They have no clue as to the underlining principals the founders built everything on.

163 A.W.  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:17:59pm

Okay, seriously, can we call a moritorium on even ironic refernces to hope and change? i am personally sick of the words.

Btw, i am surprised no one commented on the fresh obama roadkill: daschle and that women who was supposed to be their performance person.

165 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:19:19pm

re: #62 zombie

Bingo!

Interesting, of the two, Darwin was the most opposed to slavery, and the least racist!

I just got a copy of a new book that's coming out, Lincoln on Race & Slavery, by Henry Louis Gates. It has hundreds of pages direct precise transcriptions of Lincoln's speeches and writings, and damn, Lincoln was a stone-cold racist. I always knew he was a racist, but it was a hundred times worse than I thought. Lincoln was anti-slavery, but still thought blacks to be inferior, and wanted them all shipped back to Africa after being freed. or, barring that, segregated.

He was. I heard a crazy Lincoln quote on the Paul Harvey show once.
I was stunned.

166 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:19:29pm

re: #163 A.W.

Okay, seriously, can we call a moritorium on even ironic refernces to hope and change? i am personally sick of the words.

Btw, i am surprised no one commented on the fresh obama roadkill: daschle and that women who was supposed to be their performance person.

You want to kill hope?

167 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:19:36pm

re: #163 A.W.

Okay, seriously, can we call a moritorium on even ironic refernces to hope and change? i am personally sick of the words.

What do you hope to accomplish with this change?

168 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:19:41pm
169 Pyrocles  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:20:12pm

Well, Lincoln was a Republican after all. His thoughts on Blacks should be obvious... /heavy sarcasm

re: #78 zombie

No. Innumerable quotes from Lincoln attest to the fact that these were his real feelings. It is truly mind-boggling.

170 Pietr  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:20:27pm

re: #149 Dustyvet

He's still in hospital, and it's not yet clear when he's coming home...:(

Condolences-if he suffered bladder or other organ damage, he may not. I lost a favored Tortoiseshell kitty just b4 returning from England in '77-because no one, including the vet, recognized her symptoms in time. And it was a female cat. Is Tiger a Silver, Brown, or Red Tabby, Dusty? I've got a smattering of Brown and Silver strays I feed. They're all Mackerel pattern-not Classic pattern tabby's.

171 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:20:34pm

re: #164 faraway

Biden Fumbles Clinton Oath Of Office After Poking Fun At Chief Justice

From Biden, did we expect anything less? Or more? When he made the disparaging remark, he automatically jinxed himself. ;-)>

172 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:20:35pm

re: #140 soxfan4life

Who better to destroy the Constitution than a Constitutional scholar?

I think that he displays a real misunderstanding of the intent of the document. The Founders never attempted to create an equitable distribution of wealth. They never were interested in outcomes so much as freedoms, particularly fronm the government.

173 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:20:37pm

re: #128 soxfan4life

Blago, of course, nominate him - call off Fitz, and we get to shut him up, all in the bargain! Hmmm?
/

174 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:20:54pm

re: #154 Charles

I've recently learned that in Lincoln's era, sons (daughter?) of frontiersmen were indentured to work for their fathers until the age of 21. This was of course, also true of Lincoln, who could not stand his father, which was a great impetus for his decision to work on the Mississippi.

175 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:21:09pm

re: #163 A.W.

Okay, seriously, can we call a moritorium on even ironic refernces to hope and change? i am personally sick of the words.

Btw, i am surprised no one commented on the fresh obama roadkill: daschle and that women who was supposed to be their performance person.

Roadkill was poked over on the dead thread this morning.

Those words... That's what we have for next ... days.

176 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:21:15pm

re: #151 Daisy

It was cleaned up, but black Americans during the ML King era were among the first Americans to become aware of the discrepancy between Lincoln as the Great Emancipator and Lincoln the racist.

MLK is another fabricated hero. Everyone points back to his one line from a speech in regards to the content of character rather than the color of skin. In reality, he was pro-reparations, Affirmative Action, economic equality (ie socialism) etc. If he had never been assassinated he'd probably be a more erudite, more eloquent version of Al Sharpton today.

That black Americans made note of the myth of Lincoln shouldn't be surprising, because the Civil Rights movement absolutely employed the crafting of their own mythology to lionize King.

177 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:21:19pm
178 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:21:36pm

re: #127 fish

I would just like to point out that although I am not a pisces, I am still a fish.

re: #431 Killgore Trout

...I also eat fish almost every day.

Stay away from Killgore Trout. He is a Man Eating Fish...
:)

179 turn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:21:38pm

I'm nervous, I've never met a real live lizard in person! How many shades of green do we come in? Ha!

On to the show, later lizards.

180 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:21:48pm

Good Afternoon Lizards!
How is everyone this fine day?
Dear Al Gore..Please stop the snow and cold.. I can't take the global warming anymore.. I surrender.

181 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:22:25pm

One of those days today:

8am: "Hey guys, I need you input before the 10am call about the email I sent you last night."
9am: "Need an answer before the call at 10"
930am: "30 minutes and I need your answer to pass on the call. 10 minutes? Ok, I'll wait on your call."
950am: "Still waiting on your callback. Need an answer"
10am: "OK we're going to go ahead and work the issue like this."
1030am: "Since I didn't get any feedback, this is how we're moving ahead."

1215pm: I get a response "Why didn't you get in touch with us before your call?"

182 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:22:35pm

re: #163 A.W.

Okay, seriously, can we call a moritorium on even ironic refernces to hope and change? i am personally sick of the words.

Btw, i am surprised no one commented on the fresh obama roadkill: daschle and that women who was supposed to be their performance person.

You have along four years ahead of you then don't you? ;-)>

183 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:23:05pm

re: #132 Occasional Reader
Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers?
Wish it were, but, ah, no, I read it on another blog and could not stop laughing.

184 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:23:12pm
185 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:23:15pm

re: #126 Dianna

A fair number; I think a bit more than 30.

I'm thinking that next time we throw a party, I'll invite the minions.

There are no lizard riff-raff!

186 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:24:01pm

re: #176 Scion9

MLK is another fabricated hero. Everyone points back to his one line from a speech in regards to the content of character rather than the color of skin. In reality, he was pro-reparations, Affirmative Action, economic equality (ie socialism) etc. If he had never been assassinated he'd probably be a more erudite, more eloquent version of Al Sharpton today.

That black Americans made note of the myth of Lincoln shouldn't be surprising, because the Civil Rights movement absolutely employed the crafting of their own mythology to lionize King.

ML King was, and remains, a hero, as does Lincoln. No fabrication needed.

187 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:24:19pm
188 beens21  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:24:35pm

can you imagine the shrill hysteria from the MSM if Bush had three nominees with admitted tax evasion crimes. AG Gonzales was run out because of alleged 'political' firings of at will US Attorneys.

189 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:24:38pm

re: #181 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

One of those days today:

8am: "Hey guys, I need you input before the 10am call about the email I sent you last night."
9am: "Need an answer before the call at 10"
930am: "30 minutes and I need your answer to pass on the call. 10 minutes? Ok, I'll wait on your call."
950am: "Still waiting on your callback. Need an answer"
10am: "OK we're going to go ahead and work the issue like this."
1030am: "Since I didn't get any feedback, this is how we're moving ahead."

1215pm: I get a response "Why didn't you get in touch with us before your call?"

never fails does it? There is something to be said for the hard copy memorandum. At least in terms of back of documentation.

190 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:24:59pm

re: #172 opnion

I think that he displays a real misunderstanding of the intent of the document. The Founders never attempted to create an equitable distribution of wealth. They never were interested in outcomes so much as freedoms, particularly fronm the government.

This brings to a thought on the 2008 election.

There is a big difference between intentions and results. To me (and most conservative leaning folks), results are more important than intentions.

I posit that to liberals, intentions are more important than results...it's the only way I can explain the love affair with Obama since he's accomplished absolutely nothing of substance. He's got no results, just flowery rhetoric on intentions.

191 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:25:21pm
192 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:25:26pm

re: #169 Pyrocles

Well, Lincoln was a Republican after all. His thoughts on Blacks should be obvious... /heavy sarcasm

I had an argument with a moonbat the other day about MLK's political affiliation. He was a republican. He was arrested at a protest in 1960, and held in a Georgia prison. His father, fearing for his life, asked presidential candidate JFK for help in getting him released, which JFK did, and at that point, MLK and his family switched parties after promising to deliver 10 million black votes for JFK to thank him. (Short version)

193 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:25:49pm

re: #189 Outrider

never fails does it? There is something to be said for the hard copy memorandum. At least in terms of back of documentation.

back up documentation. pimf

194 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:25:56pm

re: #180 HoosierHoops

Good Afternoon Lizards!
How is everyone this fine day?
Dear Al Gore..Please stop the snow and cold.. I can't take the global warming anymore.. I surrender.

How much gorebull warming did you all get? We got about 4" at my house. It has stopped for now.

195 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:25:59pm

re: #172 opnion

I think that he displays a real misunderstanding of the intent of the document. The Founders never attempted to create an equitable distribution of wealth. They never were interested in outcomes so much as freedoms, particularly fronm the government.

I wouldn't say that Obama has a misunderstanding of the Constitution. I'd call it a willful redefinition to suit his Alinskyite, Marxist belief system...

196 Yankee Division Son  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:26:00pm

re: #163 A.W.

Okay, seriously, can we call a moritorium on even ironic refernces to hope and change? i am personally sick of the words.

Btw, i am surprised no one commented on the fresh obama roadkill: daschle and that women who was supposed to be their performance person.

You need to read between the lines, as in my comment #8

197 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:26:10pm

re: #189 Outrider

never fails does it? There is something to be said for the hard copy memorandum. At least in terms of back of documentation.

Thanks to the joys of group emails and delivery receipts on emails, my ass is covered.

198 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:26:28pm

Shep did not mention PJM when talking about Joe the plumber. why?

/must turn off the damn boob tube.

199 AuntAcid  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:26:30pm

re: #121 DeafDog

Why sarcastic? If your a white construction worker, Robert Reich wants to open the debate.

With every crisis now under control by O's deft touch and with the whole world now loving us again I thought we could turn our attention to the really important stuff, that's all. Let's not ignore Carter's Truth and Reconciliation plan either.

200 Dutch Duncan  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:26:33pm

One of the best songs of all time

Jacques Brel: La chanson des vieux amants (song of old lovers)
(with english subtitles)

201 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:26:39pm

re: #191 faraway

Kwame Kilpatrick for HHS Secretary

Leona Helmsley for HUD
Marion Barry for Drug Tzar
Jack Abramoff for ethics Tzar

202 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:26:45pm

re: #197 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thanks to the joys of group emails and delivery receipts on emails, my ass is covered.

Never send without em'

203 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:26:47pm

re: #194 newsjunkie_ky

How much gorebull warming did you all get? We got about 4" at my house. It has stopped for now.

You know you're getting old when snow is no longer something you enjoy.

204 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:27:18pm

re: #186 Daisy

ML King was, and remains, a hero, as does Lincoln. No fabrication needed.

He had his good moments and his bad ones.

205 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:27:22pm

re: #185 debutaunt

There are no lizard riff-raff!

That sentence has never been written before. Should it be there is no lizard riff-raff? Ain't?

206 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:27:44pm

re: #154 Charles

Lincoln:

I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races. I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will ever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. ... And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.

Yup. And in the new book I mentioned (Lincoln on Race & Slavery, by Henry Louis Gates), there are pages upon pages of quotes similar to that, and worse, dating from the early part of his political career, all the way up through the Civil War. There's even some really egregious stuff about being repulsed by black women sexually. Most of the time, Lincoln goes to great pains to state, essentially, "I am opposed to slavery in principle, but don't take that to mean that I think blacks are equal to whites in any way. They are not: blacks are inferior, and we can't have a successful nation with them in it. In fact, there shouldn't be any blacks in te US at all, slave or free. Let's ship them back to Africa, and be rid of them forever. I have nothing against them personally, I just don't want them around." That basically sums up Lincoln's attitude.

He began to soften his stance a bit in 1862, apparently, for political reasons, however.

207 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:28:00pm

Looks like my daughter is moving to Seattle this summer.
Any Seattle Lizards want to help this mom not feel so bad about her move?

208 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:28:29pm

re: #45 NYCHardhat

2/22 for me.

Never!

SNAP!

209 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:28:29pm

re: #176 Scion9

MLK is another fabricated hero. Everyone points back to his one line from a speech in regards to the content of character rather than the color of skin. In reality, he was pro-reparations, Affirmative Action, economic equality (ie socialism) etc. If he had never been assassinated he'd probably be a more erudite, more eloquent version of Al Sharpton today.

That black Americans made note of the myth of Lincoln shouldn't be surprising, because the Civil Rights movement absolutely employed the crafting of their own mythology to lionize King.

Part of the deification of MLK is because the other major voice of the time - Malcom X - was down right belligerent.

210 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:28:31pm

re: #203 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

You know you're getting old when snow is no longer something you enjoy.

That's not true for me, I'm 56 and I LOVE it. I wouldn't mind cold and snowy all year long.

211 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:28:53pm
212 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:29:17pm

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

Looks like my daughter is moving to Seattle this summer.
Any Seattle Lizards want to help this mom not feel so bad about her move?

I don't live there, but on the bright side, it is beautiful and there are plenty of people to laugh at.

213 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:29:17pm

Today, a day off work and without my car (thanks ice), I've had time to make an important discovery: The red slipcovers on my Pottery Barn sectional sofa are - ta da dum dum - machine washable!

214 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:29:24pm

re: #194 newsjunkie_ky

How much gorebull warming did you all get? We got about 4" at my house. It has stopped for now.

Working on 8 inches w/ 2ft drifts of global warming here.

215 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:29:39pm

re: #190 DeafDog

This brings to a thought on the 2008 election.

There is a big difference between intentions and results. To me (and most conservative leaning folks), results are more important than intentions.

I posit that to liberals, intentions are more important than results...it's the only way I can explain the love affair with Obama since he's accomplished absolutely nothing of substance. He's got no results, just flowery rhetoric on intentions.

Dead on. That is why I think liberals seem to be comfortable with hypocricy. In their minds it really doesn't matter what you do. The only thing that matters is what you say about it...the position you take on it. And, as an added bonus, the fuckers get away with it because the MFM buys into the whole thing.
Do as I say, not as I do is their credo. Any honorable person would revile at that.

216 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:29:49pm

re: #194 newsjunkie_ky

How much gorebull warming did you all get? We got about 4" at my house. It has stopped for now.

Hi news! hope today finds you well..I think about 6" of snow today...
But I'm a guy so it could be closer to 4". LOL
We never should have got a house with a really long driveway..
I need a snow blower...
hope you are staying warm my friend..

217 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:29:52pm

re: #197 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thanks to the joys of group emails and delivery receipts on emails, my ass is covered.

good deal. E-mail wasn't as refined when I was in the Army working on staff, so I relied heavily on Memorandums of Record. I detested waiting for varied input before completing my reports, usually the input was so weak it was of limited value and I had already done the legwork and got the data in the absence of input anyway.

218 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:29:56pm

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

Looks like my daughter is moving to Seattle this summer.
Any Seattle Lizards want to help this mom not feel so bad about her move?

Yes, you have a room for rent. LOL. What part do you feel bad about. I would feel bad she is moving to Seattle. That's where all the hippies went because they heard there was no work there.

219 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:30:18pm

re: #203 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

You know you're getting old when snow is no longer something you enjoy.


LOL!
We have had so much lately. At least this snow is powder fine. I used the broom and swept it off the sidewalks and a little area for Izzy to potty.
She got spayed today, and is not in a good mood at all.

220 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:30:19pm

If nobody else has said it as yet -

I LOST MY JOB THROUGH THE NEW YORK TIMES!

(My name is Tom Daschle and I approved this message.)

-S-

221 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:30:47pm

re: #186 Daisy

ML King was, and remains, a hero, as does Lincoln. No fabrication needed.

Well apparently most disagree, being that our government paid for schools certainly don't tell the whole story; only the mythological one. Someone thinks fabrication is needed. There is also a huge difference between a real hero which both MLK and Lincoln were, and a Carlylian Hero which is what MLK and Lincoln both are now.

222 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:31:18pm

re: #204 jcm

He had his good moments and his bad ones.

So did Ulysses.

223 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:31:38pm

re: #212 Creeping Eruption

I don't live there, but on the bright side, it is beautiful and there are plenty of people to laugh at.

I was in Portland this last summer, and that exactly sums up my impression of that town, as well.

224 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:31:42pm

re: #203 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

You know you're getting old when snow is no longer something you enjoy.

that would cover me at age 10 shoveling the walk and driveway? And in the Army shoveling the motor pool and parking lots as well as my own house? ;-)>

225 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:32:28pm

re: #210 Walter L. Newton

That's not true for me, I'm 56 and I LOVE it. I wouldn't mind cold and snowy all year long.

Hiya Walter, How is your girlfriend doing after the accident?

226 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:32:54pm

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

Looks like my daughter is moving to Seattle this summer.
Any Seattle Lizards want to help this mom not feel so bad about her move?

There's the good and the bad. It's very blue politically. High cost of living and housing. Crime rates low compared to a lot of place. Lots of folks have carry permits and criminals ain't completely stupid.

It's still very friendly, the climate and country side are wonderful. Schools other than City of Seattle itself are decent go good.

What else?

227 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:33:12pm

re: #201 lawhawk

Leona Helmsley for HUD
Marion Barry for Drug Tzar
Jack Abramoff for ethics Tzar

No-go on Helmsley. That business about the little people paying taxes...

228 Cathypop  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:33:33pm

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

Looks like my daughter is moving to Seattle this summer.
Any Seattle Lizards want to help this mom not feel so bad about her move?


Don't know where you live newsjunkie but she will hate the long grey damp winters. That's why I left.

229 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:33:41pm

re: #178 LGoPs

Stay away from Killgore Trout. He is a Man Eating Fish...
:)

I had a dream about KT and his mother last night...no fish tho...whoa what's up when you dream about anonymous blog posters?

230 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:34:12pm

re: #212 Creeping Eruption

I don't live there, but on the bright side, it is beautiful and there are plenty of people to laugh at.


Those 'people to laugh at' are what scares me. Have I prepared her enough to ward off the looney lefties out there?

231 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:34:18pm

Can someone photoshop an X over Daschle's face.?

Image: the-cabinet21.jpg

232 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:34:27pm

re: #226 jcm

There's the good and the bad. It's very blue politically. High cost of living and housing. Crime rates low compared to a lot of place. Lots of folks have carry permits and criminals ain't completely stupid.

It's still very friendly, the climate and country side are wonderful. Schools other than City of Seattle itself are decent go good.

What else?

NORDSTROMS!

233 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:34:28pm

re: #222 Daisy

So did Ulysses.

Take the good, learn from the bad.
MLK had more good moments than bad. We're better off for it.

234 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:34:36pm

re: #229 albusteve

I had a dream about KT and his mother last night...no fish tho...whoa what's up when you dream about anonymous blog posters?

just say "NO" to crack, Albusteve

235 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:34:46pm

re: #229 albusteve

jk

236 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:34:57pm
237 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:35:22pm
238 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:35:23pm

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

Looks like my daughter is moving to Seattle this summer.
Any Seattle Lizards want to help this mom not feel so bad about her move?

My Sister lives in the Seattle area...She used to race speed boats out there racing for Bud. She is quite the pistol and alot of fun to be around...
She knows a lot of people...

239 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:35:26pm

re: #186 Daisy

ML King was, and remains, a hero, as does Lincoln. No fabrication needed.

I agree with that.

Also -

George Washington --> Hero
Thomas Jefferson ---> Hero
George Patton ---> Hero

I picked those 3 because history always puts an astriks next to their brilliance because they were not pollitically correct in 21st century terms. We would probably be better served if we treated MLK and Lincoln the same.

240 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:35:26pm

re: #231 FrogMarch

Can someone photoshop an X over Daschle's face.?

[Link: theplumline.whorunsgov.com...]

them boys need to get them hands out of their pockets. Play pocket pool on their own time. ;-)>

241 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:35:29pm

re: #230 newsjunkie_ky

It's really green up there, and I'm not talking about the environuts. Lotsa' rain and moderate temperatures.

242 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:35:31pm

re: #229 albusteve

I had a dream about KT and his mother last night...no fish tho...whoa what's up when you dream about anonymous blog posters?

And his mother!

243 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:35:32pm

re: #230 newsjunkie_ky

Those 'people to laugh at' are what scares me. Have I prepared her enough to ward off the looney lefties out there?

You have to have confidence as a parent that you did your job - otherwise you will pull out the remaining hair you have left after raising her.

244 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:05pm

re: #219 newsjunkie_ky

LOL!
We have had so much lately. At least this snow is powder fine. I used the broom and swept it off the sidewalks and a little area for Izzy to potty.
She got spayed today, and is not in a good mood at all.

LOL, My Finnbar loved to go to the vet until that fateful trip when he was snipped. Now, once you manage to drag him inside, he just pees on the floor and shakes. They have to knock him out to give him shots and clip his nails.

245 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:09pm

re: #231 FrogMarch

Can someone photoshop an X over Daschle's face.?

[Link: theplumline.whorunsgov.com...]

I love that movie...The Usual Suspects! Oh wait, that's Obama's cabinet, nevermind.

246 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:25pm

re: #239 DeafDog

I agree with that.

Also -

George Washington --> Hero
Thomas Jefferson ---> Hero
George Patton ---> Hero

I picked those 3 because history always puts an astriks next to their brilliance because they were not pollitically correct in 21st century terms. We would probably be better served if we treated MLK and Lincoln the same.

Sherman --- Hero

247 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:28pm

re: #239 DeafDog

I agree with that.

Also -

George Washington --> Hero
Thomas Jefferson ---> Hero
George Patton ---> Hero

I picked those 3 because history always puts an astriks next to their brilliance because they were not pollitically correct in 21st century terms. We would probably be better served if we treated MLK and Lincoln the same.


Chesty Puller

248 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:30pm

re: #214 CapeCoddah

Working on 8 inches w/ 2ft drifts of global warming here.

Yikes! Hopefully with this snow, of the powdery kind, we won't have many more power outages.

249 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:31pm

re: #221 Scion9

Well apparently most disagree, being that our government paid for schools certainly don't tell the whole story; only the mythological one. Someone thinks fabrication is needed. There is also a huge difference between a real hero which both MLK and Lincoln were, and a Carlylian Hero which is what MLK and Lincoln both are now.

I prefer to keep this one simple. They were both great men; both had a sense of being called to fulfill great destiny; both were heroic and neither were saints.

250 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:35pm

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

Looks like my daughter is moving to Seattle this summer.
Any Seattle Lizards want to help this mom not feel so bad about her move?

Tell her to live ANYWHERE but Seattle proper. Unless she likes ever increasing taxes and intrusive regulations on private matters.

251 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:36pm

re: #225 CapeCoddah

Hiya Walter, How is your girlfriend doing after the accident?

I don't know, since I broke up with her 3 weeks ago. Long story, a lot of Lizards heard it already, the classic comics version, since she needed me to do a lot of personal stuff for her, I suddenly had a lot of access to her life, and I discovered her moral compass was way off on another "map."

Thought best that I break it off before it went any further. Her back was broke, but the docs said she would be alright, after a long recovery period.

252 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:36:52pm

re: #32 NYCHardhat

Yes. He is the Messiah.

Do I need to add a ///?

Don't fake your multiple sarcasms.

253 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:37:12pm

Auto sales down 50% in January!

254 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:37:14pm

re: #235 Desert Dog

jk

I'm sorta concerned...you know?

255 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:37:53pm

re: #233 jcm

Take the good, learn from the bad.
MLK had more good moments than bad. We're better off for it.

That's what I think.

256 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:38:22pm

re: #245 Desert Dog

I love that movie...The Usual Suspects! Oh wait, that's Obama's cabinet, nevermind.

LOL. Actually - Solis should be next to go. Awful pick.

257 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:38:23pm

re: #251 Walter L. Newton

I don't know, since I broke up with her 3 weeks ago. Long story, a lot of Lizards heard it already, the classic comics version, since she needed me to do a lot of personal stuff for her, I suddenly had a lot of access to her life, and I discovered her moral compass was way off on another "map."

Thought best that I break it off before it went any further. Her back was broke, but the docs said she would be alright, after a long recovery period.

Craig's List hasn't heard the end of this.

258 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:38:43pm

re: #253 faraway

Auto sales down 50% in January!

Ford's (of the big 3 American companies) was down the least at 35%.

I wonder if that is tied to not taking/wanting any bailout money?

259 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:38:48pm

Ten new species of amphibian discovered in Colombia

Charles must have opened registration

260 scottishbuzzsaw  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:38:52pm

Baby Outtakes: Exclusive outtake footage of the E*TRADE banking baby and friends.

[Link: www.flixxy.com...]

261 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:38:59pm

re: #248 newsjunkie_ky

Yikes! Hopefully with this snow, of the powdery kind, we won't have many more power outages.

I hope that is true for you...Heavy wet stuff here.

262 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:39:01pm

re: #252 CyanSnowHawk

Don't fake your multiple sarcasms.

hahahahahahahahahaa

263 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:39:08pm

re: #216 HoosierHoops

Hi news! hope today finds you well..I think about 6" of snow today...
But I'm a guy so it could be closer to 4". LOL
We never should have got a house with a really long driveway..
I need a snow blower...
hope you are staying warm my friend..

LOL!
Just took Izzy out for first time after coming home from being spayed. Felt so bad for her. I had swept an area for her, carried her out, set her down, picked her up, and carried her back in. She is now sleeping in ther bed by my feet.
Hope you all keep warm. I don't envy you with that long driveway.

264 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:39:28pm

re: #242 debutaunt

And his mother!

a freaky but nice old lady...spectacles, red/gray hair...unusually vivd for me...very wierd

265 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:39:48pm

re: #252 CyanSnowHawk

Don't fake your multiple sarcasms.

Was it good for you?

266 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:39:56pm

re: #244 CapeCoddah

LOL, My Finnbar loved to go to the vet until that fateful trip when he was snipped. Now, once you manage to drag him inside, he just pees on the floor and shakes. They have to knock him out to give him shots and clip his nails.

That reminds me of the Far Side cartoon where one dog leans out of the car window & brags to another dog, "Guess what? I'm going to the vet's to get tutored!"

267 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:40:01pm

re: #239 DeafDog

I think you're right. And I'd add my husband to the list too. :)

268 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:40:19pm

re: #226 jcm

Beautiful location - close to Olympic NP, Mt. Rainier, and the Cascades (if you're a skiier or outdoors type). Vancouver is a short hop away.

Good coffee (even the Starbucks out there knows how to make a good cup of joe), but I prefer Tully's.

Excellent seafood options. (I see food, I eat it...)

269 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:40:24pm

re: #258 jwb7605

Ford's (of the big 3 American companies) was down the least at 35%.

I wonder if that is tied to not taking/wanting any bailout money?

Well, they should not worry now that the first Black and Green President is in. All of the new rules and regulations they plan on shoving down the throats of the Big 3 will do wonders for their sales...right?

270 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:40:31pm

re: #251 Walter L. Newton

I don't know, since I broke up with her 3 weeks ago. Long story, a lot of Lizards heard it already, the classic comics version, since she needed me to do a lot of personal stuff for her, I suddenly had a lot of access to her life, and I discovered her moral compass was way off on another "map."

Thought best that I break it off before it went any further. Her back was broke, but the docs said she would be alright, after a long recovery period.

Sorry to hear it, Walter. Hubby and I were away for a couple of weeks, so I missed a lot. I do wish you both well, though.

271 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:40:51pm

re: #258 jwb7605

Ford's (of the big 3 American companies) was down the least at 35%.

I wonder if that is tied to not taking/wanting any bailout money?

Certainly wouldn't be that Ford makes a product more people want when they are buying.

/s

272 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:40:58pm

252 is a clear winner...I'm lifting it immediately

273 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:03pm

re: #252 CyanSnowHawk

Don't fake your multiple sarcasms.

Just say no, you'll go blind.

274 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:18pm

re: #260 scottishbuzzsaw

Baby Outtakes: Exclusive outtake footage of the E*TRADE banking baby and friends.

[Link: www.flixxy.com...]

I love the baby.

275 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:30pm

re: #18 JohnnyReb

Most of us are going to have to work until we fall over.

276 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:36pm

re: #268 lawhawk

Beautiful location - close to Olympic NP, Mt. Rainier, and the Cascades (if you're a skiier or outdoors type). Vancouver is a short hop away.

Good coffee (even the Starbucks out there knows how to make a good cup of joe), but I prefer Tully's.

Excellent seafood options. (I see food, I eat it...)

Pike's Place Market.

277 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:39pm

re: #260 scottishbuzzsaw

Baby Outtakes: Exclusive outtake footage of the E*TRADE banking baby and friends.

[Link: www.flixxy.com...]

Hilarious. Thanks for posting. (and hi!)

btw- I think E-trade sucks. I used them once and pretty much lost all of my money with there fee structure.

278 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:39pm

re: #186 Daisy

re: #221 Scion9

Both Lincoln and MLK are heroes and anti-heroes simultaneously.

MLK was great leader, but he was also incredibly flawed -- much more so than many people realize. We now know that he committed serial plagiarism to get his college degrees, and cheated his way through grad school. He also was an out-of-control sex addict, and was unfaithful to Coretta basically every night for ten years.

J Edgar Hoover spied on MLK obsessively, and whenever MLK went on the road (which he did constantly), Hoover had agents place bugs in his motel rooms wherever he went. Hoover was hoping to catch MLK conspiring with communist agents of foreign governments, but what he got was something else entirely: completely pornographic sex tapes of MLK sleeping with groupies (some of whom were way underage) at every stop along the way. Apparently the women and girls would line up for the opportunity to get near King -- he was a superstar. Hoover would provide these tapes to LBJ, who would listen to them for entertainment, and even play them for guests to the White House. Eventually, Hoover sent a "compilation tape" to Coretta, in an attempt to break up their marriage, and thus discredit King -- but he was killed before Coretta left him (though she was apparently devastated by the tape).

279 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:46pm

re: #218 Walter L. Newton

Yes, you have a room for rent. LOL. What part do you feel bad about. I would feel bad she is moving to Seattle. That's where all the hippies went because they heard there was no work there.

Hi Walter,
She is moving from NYC. Hasn't lived at home since she left for college, low these many years ago. It is just too frickin' far away and there are too many loons.

Hey, haven't read for awhile, how is your GF?

280 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:51pm

re: #247 Outrider

Chesty Puller

no question

281 nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:41:55pm

re: #275 Ojoe

Most of us are going to have to work until we fall over.

What about those of us who work on our backs?

282 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:42:48pm

re: #268 lawhawk

Beautiful location - close to Olympic NP, Mt. Rainier, and the Cascades (if you're a skiier or outdoors type). Vancouver is a short hop away.

Good coffee (even the Starbucks out there knows how to make a good cup of joe), but I prefer Tully's.

Excellent seafood options. (I see food, I eat it...)

in the end it's still Seattle and you cant change that...ABQ otoh is paradise and has no faults worth mentioning
:)

284 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:43:04pm

re: #220 Dr. Shalit

If nobody else has said it as yet -

I LOST MY JOB THROUGH THE NEW YORK TIMES!

(My name is Tom Daschle and I approved this message.)

-S-

You know, ole tom must be even worse that we know for the nytimes to trash him.

285 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:43:33pm

re: #271 FurryOldGuyJeans

Certainly wouldn't be that Ford makes a product more people want when they are buying.

/s

They seem to have strange ideas. Their most successful car, the Escort, they quit making even though they constantly sold out.

286 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:43:52pm

re: #254 albusteve

I'm sorta concerned...you know?

Doctor Desert Dog prescribes that you look at this before you go to bed at night. If you still have KT dreams afterwards, I suggest you consume a few of these before you look at the aforementioned photo.

287 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:43:53pm

re: #278 zombie

Hoover was hoping to catch MLK conspiring with communist agents of foreign governments, but what he got was something else entirely: completely pornographic sex tapes of MLK sleeping with groupies at every stop along the way. Apparently the women and girls would line up for the opportunity to get near King -- he was a superstar.

"I have a dream..."
/which turns out to be the same one I have

288 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:44:08pm

re: #281 nevergiveup

Mechanics will always have work

289 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:44:12pm

re: #283 SasquatchOnSteroids

two birds in the pants are better than three in the bush ? oh,wait...


Jeeze...they could have just nested in his leg hair.
yuck.

290 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:44:19pm

re: #281 nevergiveup

What about those of us who work on our backs?

You're a car mechanic?

291 joncelli  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:44:26pm

re: #281 nevergiveup

You're a mechanic?

/Or am I just naive?

292 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:44:30pm

re: #226 jcm

There's the good and the bad. It's very blue politically. High cost of living and housing. Crime rates low compared to a lot of place. Lots of folks have carry permits and criminals ain't completely stupid.

It's still very friendly, the climate and country side are wonderful. Schools other than City of Seattle itself are decent go good.

What else?

If you are ok with this, would you email me? What about Belltown?

293 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:44:43pm

re: #278 zombie

That is one serious tale involving scumbags of all sorts that ends up with only the uninvolved getting hurt!
I once heard that J Edgar was a crossdresser, but don't know if that is true.

294 joncelli  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:44:50pm

re: #288 Ojoe

18 seconds! Gah!

295 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:01pm

re: #275 Ojoe

Most of us are going to have to work until we fall over.

From each according to your ability.

296 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:12pm

re: #263 newsjunkie_ky

LOL!
Just took Izzy out for first time after coming home from being spayed. Felt so bad for her. I had swept an area for her, carried her out, set her down, picked her up, and carried her back in. She is now sleeping in ther bed by my feet.
Hope you all keep warm. I don't envy you with that long driveway.

Hiya, {newjunkie_ky}!

Izzy will be fine!
Madame had the same thing done - and I got rid of that horrible lampshade round her neck straightaway. i wrapped a nice silks carf round her waist, covering the stitches and preventing ehr from licking and chewing there. It all went well - and she looked so sweet with that scarf. I'm sure Miss Izzy would love that, too!

297 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:34pm

re: #278 zombie

How sad about MLK.

298 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:34pm

re: #286 Desert Dog

Doctor Desert Dog prescribes that you look at this before you go to bed at night. If you still have KT dreams afterwards, I suggest you consume a few of these before you look at the aforementioned photo.

ha!...thanks doc!...I'll try anything...she looks a little KTs mom tho...I wonder why?
you da bomb

299 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:35pm
A supercomputer with the processing power of two million laptops is to be built by IBM for the US government to help manage its nuclear arsenal.

IBM announced it was developing the technology for its "Sequoia" system, which will be easily the fastest computer on the planet, with delivery to the Department of Energy (DOE) scheduled in 2011.

According to IBM, Sequoia will be able to achieve performance speeds of up to 20 petaflops or 20,000 trillion calculations a second. IBM estimates that the computing power of the Sequoia system will be greater than that of every one of the current systems on the Top 500 supercomputer rankings combined.

The system will be housed at the US Department of Energy's Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California. The system will contain more than 1.6 million microprocessors, placed in a series of 96 refrigerator-sized racks. The supercomputer will be contained in a 3,422 sq ft building – the size of a large house.

Charles will be testing this first :)

300 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:36pm

re: #284 newsjunkie_ky

You know, ole tom must be even worse that we know for the nytimes to trash him.

upding. I hadn't looked at the issue from that angle.

301 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:40pm

re: #263 newsjunkie_ky

LOL!
Just took Izzy out for first time after coming home from being spayed. Felt so bad for her. I had swept an area for her, carried her out, set her down, picked her up, and carried her back in. She is now sleeping in ther bed by my feet.
Hope you all keep warm. I don't envy you with that long driveway.

Poor Izzy...She is such a sweet little doggie.
Love the pictures..The snow is over Winstons head out back so i threw him out in it to see what he would do.. He couldn't move..it was pathetic..I rescued him from the mean snow

302 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:42pm

re: #290 jcm

re: #291 joncelli

The latest title is Adult Entertainment Facilitator.

At least in Vegas.

303 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:53pm

re: #237 taxfreekiller

Washington State home prices down 12% 2008, will be down 20% more in 2009 , tell any one moving there to wait 3 years before buying a home there, the liberal commie earth first loons have the west cost off the cliff, no one has noticed yet, nothing but rocks below.


Thanks TFK.

304 scottishbuzzsaw  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:45:54pm

re: #277 FrogMarch

Hilarious. Thanks for posting. (and hi!)

btw- I think E-trade sucks. I used them once and pretty much lost all of my money with there fee structure.

Hi, FrogMarch...sorry to that. Baby puking appropriate then?

305 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:46:02pm

re: #266 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

That reminds me of the Far Side cartoon where one dog leans out of the car window & brags to another dog, "Guess what? I'm going to the vet's to get tutored!"

I always feel so darned guilty taking him there, Like he is going to his execution or something. It is those big brown terrified eyes that get me every time, not to mention his trying to jump into my arms like a terrified little child would. He weighs 130 lbs, and take my word for it a full grown Bull Mastiff ain't easy to catch and hold when he leaps into your arms!

306 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:46:38pm

re: #238 HoosierHoops

My Sister lives in the Seattle area...She used to race speed boats out there racing for Bud. She is quite the pistol and alot of fun to be around...
She knows a lot of people...

will email you.

307 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:46:47pm

re: #247 Outrider

I am lucky. No one is going to judge me a hundred or so years from no because I am obscure and unimportant and will have no biographers. Shakespeare wrote, (from memory), " The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with the bones". Let's remember the good that has been done by flawed humans.

308 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:47:12pm

re: #278 zombie

Lincoln was not a Saint, and certainly not a God, but he was the best American that America has ever produced.
We could learn a lot from studying his views, and their evolution, in the years between 1856 and 1865.

309 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:47:24pm

re: #281 nevergiveup

Your're a hooker?

310 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:47:51pm

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

Abraham Lincoln and John McCain...

311 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:47:52pm

re: #293 jwb7605

That is one serious tale involving scumbags of all sorts that ends up with only the uninvolved getting hurt!
I once heard that J Edgar was a crossdresser, but don't know if that is true.

Yes, it is true. He was almost certainly gay, and witnesses attest to him wearing a dress and a feather boa to a party in NYC, which he attended with his "partner," Clyde Tolson (sp?).

I even have a "memory" of seeing a photo of Hoover in that dress and feather boa, but I think it's an "implanted memory" -- I've just heard it described so vividly, I see it in my mind's eye.

312 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:47:59pm

re: #190 DeafDog

This brings to a thought on the 2008 election.

There is a big difference between intentions and results. To me (and most conservative leaning folks), results are more important than intentions.

I posit that to liberals, intentions are more important than results...it's the only way I can explain the love affair with Obama since he's accomplished absolutely nothing of substance. He's got no results, just flowery rhetoric on intentions.

In the context that you are writing, I caan see it. The Founders however were focused on freedoms & opportunities. They figured that economiic outcomes would be driven by good fortune, but mostly effort.

313 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:48:36pm

re: #306 newsjunkie_ky

will email you.

anyone ever see Miss Budweiser, the Unlimited racer?...wowzer what a wild sport

314 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:48:53pm

re: #293 jwb7605

That is one serious tale involving scumbags of all sorts that ends up with only the uninvolved getting hurt!
I once heard that J Edgar was a crossdresser, but don't know if that is true.

True.

315 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:48:54pm

re: #301 HoosierHoops

Poor Izzy...She is such a sweet little doggie.
Love the pictures..The snow is over Winstons head out back so i threw him out in it to see what he would do.. He couldn't move..it was pathetic..I rescued him from the mean snow

Aww - baad snow!
Does Winston like eating it?
Madame does ...

316 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:49:13pm

re: #305 CapeCoddah

I always feel so darned guilty taking him there, Like he is going to his execution or something. It is those big brown terrified eyes that get me every time, not to mention his trying to jump into my arms like a terrified little child would. He weighs 130 lbs, and take my word for it a full grown Bull Mastiff ain't easy to catch and hold when he leaps into your arms!

My (110 lb, weighed yesterday) loves to go to the vet!
She gets to play with the "house cat", and loves the extra attention.
The vet says there are few dogs the cat will tolerate, and my dog seems to emit the "I'm not a thread" vibe.

317 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:49:14pm

re: #244 CapeCoddah

LOL, My Finnbar loved to go to the vet until that fateful trip when he was snipped. Now, once you manage to drag him inside, he just pees on the floor and shakes. They have to knock him out to give him shots and clip his nails.


LOL! Thanks for sharing that. My little Meggie knew the way to the Vet and at our other house we passed the Vet's to go most anywhere. She would shake until we passed them by, then settle down and just enjoy the ride. It was amazing that she knew we were not going to the bad place.

318 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:49:28pm

re: #278 zombie

I just read Tammy Bruce's Thought Police...I didn't know that MLK was involved with Communists as well. Or that Rosa Parks was actually not a spontaneous protestor on the bus. GEEEZ. The things I learn.

319 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:49:34pm

re: #309 WriterMom

Your're a hooker?

Please! They prefer the term "Mainstream media"

320 Yankee Division Son  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:49:42pm

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues"

-Abraham Lincoln

321 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:50:20pm

re: #308 Lincolntf

Lincoln was not a Saint, and certainly not a God, but he was the best American that America has ever produced.
We could learn a lot from studying his views, and their evolution, in the years between 1856 and 1865.

my call would be Tom Jefferson on that one...either him or Tony Romo

322 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:50:29pm
323 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:51:14pm

re: #321 albusteve

I would respectfully disagree. And Brady is my second choice.

324 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:51:14pm

re: #270 CapeCoddah

Thanks.

325 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:51:57pm

re: #292 newsjunkie_ky

If you are ok with this, would you email me? What about Belltown?

Email on the way...

326 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:03pm

re: #308 Lincolntf

Lincoln was not a Saint, and certainly not a God, but he was the best American that America has ever produced.
We could learn a lot from studying his views, and their evolution, in the years between 1856 and 1865.

I agree, he is my favorite President. Second is RWR...if you want to see what a real leader is, pick up The Reagan Diaries. With all of this talk how "intelligent" our current President is and with all of the nonsense about what a dolt Reagan was, you should pick that book up and read what a real leader with actual beliefs is.

327 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:03pm
328 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:12pm

re: #305 CapeCoddah

I always feel so darned guilty taking him there, Like he is going to his execution or something. It is those big brown terrified eyes that get me every time, not to mention his trying to jump into my arms like a terrified little child would. He weighs 130 lbs, and take my word for it a full grown Bull Mastiff ain't easy to catch and hold when he leaps into your arms!

Aww ...
At least he regards you as his saviour and protector!

Big Dog was just soo not going there - he had to be dragged in on his tummy. That was when he was still fit and healthy. When he was so ill, he didn't mind, he was just so accepting of it, didn't even squeal when he got these steroid injections, to make him eat.
Before that, any injection and he squealed!

329 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:15pm

re: #319 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

MSM: Main Stream Mistress?

330 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:25pm

re: #311 zombie

Yes, it is true. He was almost certainly gay, and witnesses attest to him wearing a dress and a feather boa to a party in NYC, which he attended with his "partner," Clyde Tolson (sp?).

I even have a "memory" of seeing a photo of Hoover in that dress and feather boa, but I think it's an "implanted memory" -- I've just heard it described so vividly, I see it in my mind's eye.

J. Edgar Hoover in Drag:
Image: giuliani_in_drag2.jpg

331 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:37pm

re: #315 yma o hyd

Aww - baad snow!
Does Winston like eating it?
Madame does ...

{yma} Winston likes ice cubes...I think he has issues...:)

332 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:37pm

re: #272 albusteve

252 is a clear winner...I'm lifting it immediately

Don't forget to upding it first.

333 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:40pm

re: #318 WriterMom

I just read Tammy Bruce's Thought Police...I didn't know that MLK was involved with Communists as well. Or that Rosa Parks was actually not a spontaneous protestor on the bus. GEEEZ. The things I learn.

You didn't know that about Rosa Parks? That was one of the first "Oh my God" facts that destroyed my political innocence, long ago. She was basically just an actress in a little scripted scene concocted by some activist lawyers. The entire "refuse to give up the bus seat" incident was faked -- a put-up job.

It was of course for a good cause -- ending legal discrimination -- but it was dreamt up and scripted, and then later mythologized.

334 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:45pm

re: #323 Lincolntf

I would respectfully disagree. And Brady is my second choice.

BRADY?...well that's pretty unPatriotic of you...the Cowboys are Americas team after all...

335 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:48pm

re: #299 faraway

A supercomputer with the processing power of two million laptops is to be built by IBM for the US government to help manage its nuclear arsenal.
IBM announced it was developing the technology for its "Sequoia" system, which will be easily the fastest computer on the planet, with delivery to the Department of Energy (DOE) scheduled in 2011.

According to IBM, Sequoia will be able to achieve performance speeds of up to 20 petaflops or 20,000 trillion calculations a second. IBM estimates that the computing power of the Sequoia system will be greater than that of every one of the current systems on the Top 500 supercomputer rankings combined.

The system will be housed at the US Department of Energy's Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California. The system will contain more than 1.6 million microprocessors, placed in a series of 96 refrigerator-sized racks. The supercomputer will be contained in a 3,422 sq ft building – the size of a la

How long till this is dubbed "Skynet" by some yuckster in the press?

336 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:54pm

re: #316 jwb7605

My (110 lb, weighed yesterday) loves to go to the vet!
She gets to play with the "house cat", and loves the extra attention.
The vet says there are few dogs the cat will tolerate, and my dog seems to emit the "I'm not a thread" vibe.

Finnbar is terrified of cats.

337 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:52:54pm

re: #310 Peacekeeper

Abraham Lincoln and John McCain...

John McCain is older, I believe he and George Washington share the same birth date.

338 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:53:02pm
339 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:53:06pm

re: #155 CapeCoddah

Oooh-are there details about the MA party conference?

340 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:53:08pm

re: #231 FrogMarch

Daschele gets the Stalin treatment? Next.

341 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:53:09pm

re: #311 zombie

I don't think Hoover is in any danger of receiving any hero worship, and it doesn't have anything to do with his keen fashion sense.

342 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:53:11pm

re: #207 newsjunkie_ky

Looks like my daughter is moving to Seattle this summer.
Any Seattle Lizards want to help this mom not feel so bad about her move?

I lived there for almost 5 years and was dragged kicking and screaming to CA. Seattle area was the prettiest place I've ever lived and I would go back in a heartbeat if I could.
Yeah it rains, but that makes it one of the greenest places on the planet...and besides people don't rust...:)
And even when it does rain, the rain just seems to fit, unlike many other places where it just gets dreary.
Other thing is that it is one of the only places I've ever lived where you were so close to either nature or to big city stuff. I could turn one direction out of my driveway and in 40 minutes or so be in the big city to do big city things. Turning the other direction out of the driveway I could be in the Cascades in 20 or so minutes.
Here is SOCAL I can drive 3 hours and still be in the freakin' city...
She should consider herself fortunate...IMHO

343 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:53:21pm

re: #322 taxfreekiller

68% of the homes in the San Francisco bay area are worth less than the current loan balances.

Go Green , vote Al Gore, vote Democrat, give Barney Frank a chance.

Facts count up.

Sweet schadenfreude!

344 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:53:33pm

re: #326 Desert Dog

I'll check the main bookshelves. That one sounds familiar.

345 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:53:55pm

re: #308 Lincolntf

Lincoln was not a Saint, and certainly not a God, but he was the best American that America has ever produced.
We could learn a lot from studying his views, and their evolution, in the years between 1856 and 1865.

One thing that can truly be said about Lincoln is his relocation to Illinois was a great career move. The abolitionist Chicago Tribune set their sites on the Illinois politician. Lincoln in some respects had to be goaded into some attitudes that the Tribune desired in a candidate to lead the new Republican Party.

346 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:54:01pm

re: #296 yma o hyd

Hiya, {newjunkie_ky}!

Izzy will be fine!
Madame had the same thing done - and I got rid of that horrible lampshade round her neck straightaway. i wrapped a nice silks carf round her waist, covering the stitches and preventing ehr from licking and chewing there. It all went well - and she looked so sweet with that scarf. I'm sure Miss Izzy would love that, too!


Hey,
Thanks for that idea. I'll see what I can fashion for her.

347 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:54:13pm

re: #330 CapeCoddah

J. Edgar Hoover in Drag:
[Link: z.about.com...]

No no, that's Giuliani.

348 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:54:42pm

re: #333 zombie

I did not know that. I did know about Betty Friedan's faux housewife schtick, but I didn't know the extent to which she was also involved formally with the Communist Party of America in NY.

I was also very interested in Tammy's defence of Laura Schlessinger. It was a real page-turner.

349 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:54:56pm

re: #317 newsjunkie_ky

LOL! Thanks for sharing that. My little Meggie knew the way to the Vet and at our other house we passed the Vet's to go most anywhere. She would shake until we passed them by, then settle down and just enjoy the ride. It was amazing that she knew we were not going to the bad place.

Dogs are smarter than probably 60% of humans, hands down. (that number is probably conservative)

350 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:55:07pm

re: #341 Scion9

I don't think Hoover is in any danger of receiving any hero worship, and it doesn't have anything to do with his keen fashion sense.

Hoover sucked...

351 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:55:26pm

re: #301 HoosierHoops

Poor Izzy...She is such a sweet little doggie.
Love the pictures..The snow is over Winstons head out back so i threw him out in it to see what he would do.. He couldn't move..it was pathetic..I rescued him from the mean snow

Oh, poor Winston. You are such a Dad. Moms would never do something like that. lol

352 scottishbuzzsaw  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:55:34pm

re: #333 zombie

You didn't know that about Rosa Parks? That was one of the first "Oh my God" facts that destroyed my political innocence, long ago. She was basically just an actress in a little scripted scene concocted by some activist lawyers. The entire "refuse to give up the bus seat" incident was faked -- a put-up job.

It was of course for a good cause -- ending legal discrimination -- but it was dreamt up and scripted, and then later mythologized.

Count me as one of the ignorant. I'd never heard that.

353 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:55:48pm

re: #319 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Please! They prefer the term "Mainstream media"

NO NO. Hookers have standards.

354 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:55:52pm
355 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:55:57pm

I would just like to say that I have tormented my evil wench boss today on at least 4 separate occassions. What a great day!

356 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:56:06pm

re: #349 CapeCoddah

Dogs are smarter than probably 60% of humans, hands down. (that number is probably conservative)

A figure that gives one paws...

357 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:56:37pm

re: #331 HoosierHoops

{yma} Winston likes ice cubes...I think he has issues...:)

{HH}
He scrunches them? Or just chases them around the kitchen floor?
One important reason to share a home with a dog or two or three - they alwyas come up with something which makes one LOL!

358 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:56:40pm

re: #350 albusteve

Hoover sucked...

Good thing when the old dust-bag finished

359 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:56:43pm

re: #342 LGoPs

How many cities have a women's restroom with a view like this...

360 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:56:45pm

re: #350 albusteve

Hoover sucked...

Not as much as Oreck...
:)

361 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:56:50pm

re: #356 Peacekeeper

A figure that gives one paws...

I think it was just a ruff estimate.

362 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:56:50pm

re: #160 zombie

The last surviving American ex-slave was Charles Smith, who died in Florida in 1979! There is some dispute as to his age and authenticity, but he claimed to be 137, though he was likely more like 116.

Holy samoyeds! So even my wife is theoretically old enough to have met an American ex-slave... sheesh.

363 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:56:52pm

re: #352 scottishbuzzsaw

Yes-it's amazing. The local agitators first thought of using young, teenaged black girls-but they didn't think that they would be up for the PR onslaught. So, Rosa Parks was trained and staged for the event.

364 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:57:17pm

re: #354 taxfreekiller

sucked who?

everyone...he was a dirty devil that guy

365 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:57:39pm

re: #359 jcm

How many cities have a women's restroom with a view like this...

You're breaking my heart...

366 gregg  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:57:42pm

I think I finally understand why Democrats always want to raise taxes - they don't pay their taxes, so why not?

367 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:57:45pm

re: #350 albusteve

Hoover sucked...

Only while wearing that french maid outfit...

368 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:57:49pm

re: #363 WriterMom

Yes-it's amazing. The local agitators first thought of using young, teenaged black girls-but they didn't think that they would be up for the PR onslaught. So, Rosa Parks was trained and staged for the event.

Ya think that will be a feature story during "Black History Month"?

369 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:57:52pm

re: #312 opnion

In the context that you are writing, I caan see it. The Founders however were focused on freedoms & opportunities. They figured that economiic outcomes would be driven by good fortune, but mostly effort.

Yeah, I wasn't trying to relate that to the founders.

370 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:11pm

re: #367 jcm

You're sick.

I like it.

371 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:12pm

re: #358 Creeping Eruption

re: #350 albusteve

Hoover sucked...

Good thing when the old dust-bag finished

I dunno, many of his supporters formed strong attachments to him.
And then we goes and Dyson them... very sad.

372 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:14pm

re: #333 zombie

From Barbershop, "She just set her ass down!"

373 Outrider  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:17pm

re: #307 BatGuano

I am lucky. No one is going to judge me a hundred or so years from no because I am obscure and unimportant and will have no biographers. Shakespeare wrote, (from memory), " The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with the bones". Let's remember the good that has been done by flawed humans.

Yah, Marc Anthony from Caesar. One of my favorites I played in high school. Demonstrates the ability of a politician to manipulate the mood of a crowd very easily and change their opinions through rhetoric. Kind of like the Chosen One.

374 Right Brain  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:18pm

Are we up to four now? Four nominees in trouble with the law, three for unpaid taxes and one for selling highway contracts. Wow, El Sleazo Democrats.

I said it earlier and I will say it again, we have an entire generation that does not remember the constant sleaze associated with Democrats. They far exceed the Republicans in this area.

375 nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:21pm

re: #309 WriterMom

Your're a hooker?

Only on the side when dentistry is slow?

376 FortunateSon  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:21pm

re: #236 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that headline. Just set the bar high enough, and all of your nominees can walk under it. Hell, they don't even have to stoop in shame at this point.

377 Bloodnok  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:31pm

re: #350 albusteve

Hoover sucked...

He's nothing compared to our 11th President. Because everybody likes a good Polk every now and again.

378 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:37pm

re: #311 zombie

The counter-argument is that the dress thing was just a gag for a party which was held a few weeks after the Lemon & Curtis film Some Like it Hot opened.

379 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:41pm

re: #368 Desert Dog

For sure! Fake History...Staged History. Kwanzaa...gaaa.

380 soxfan4life  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:41pm

re: #353 jcw46

NO NO. Hookers have standards.

That explains why Rachel Maddow has a show on MSNBC, her other choice was not an option.

381 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:58:50pm

re: #328 yma o hyd

Aww ...
At least he regards you as his saviour and protector!

Big Dog was just soo not going there - he had to be dragged in on his tummy. That was when he was still fit and healthy. When he was so ill, he didn't mind, he was just so accepting of it, didn't even squeal when he got these steroid injections, to make him eat.
Before that, any injection and he squealed!

LOL, Yup, Finnbar squeals like a little girl. When they knock him out, it is an injection. Last trip, I was holding him with the doc behind him all of a sudden, Finny yelped, and jumped. I asked doc, "did you get him"? Doc replied, "No, that was the alcohol swab". I swear on my granddaughters life that is the truth!

382 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:59:09pm

re: #361 jwb7605
re: #356 Peacekeeper

A figure that gives one paws...

I think it was just a ruff estimate.

I only caught the tail end of that.

383 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:59:15pm

I am so friggin' embarrassed and pissed. I had lunch with a Colorado Lizard today. Here I go to pay for lunch, I was paying for lunch, my treat, and the woman comes back with my debit card, declined.

So, Lizard has to pay for lunch since I had NO cash and I don't carry checks.

I ran down to my bank (just a few minutes from where we eat lunch) and they tell me a bunch of debit cards were compromised and they closed the accounts.

So, I get some cash and I'm going to drop the cash off with Mr. Lizard, but bottom line is, I don't pull stunts like this and it chapped me to no end.

I guess the flip side is there was no "spoofed" charges on my account, but still, who the hell is building these databases that any 12 year old with a Playstation could bust into?

I'm ex IT, and I know this stuff can be prevented. First they blamed it on a vendor in Florida. I told them I do business with NO ONE in Florida. They wouldn't tell me the vendor. Of course not, because it was probably their OWN computers that were compromised, not someone else.

Of course, no I have to WAIT for a new card, and change all my online payment setups.

Jerks.

384 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:59:16pm

re: #375 nevergiveup

LOL.

385 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:59:25pm

re: #355 WriterMom

I would just like to say that I have tormented my evil wench boss today on at least 4 separate occassions. What a great day!

Well done!

386 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:59:28pm

re: #347 zombie

No no, that's Giuliani.

Crap, clicked on the wrong one... Sorry!

387 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:59:29pm
388 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:59:29pm

re: #304 scottishbuzzsaw

Hi, FrogMarch...sorry to that. Baby puking appropriate then?

yes. Very appropriate.

... and "Their" not "there". doing to many things at once here.

389 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 12:59:34pm

re: #341 Scion9

I don't think Hoover is in any danger of receiving any hero worship, and it doesn't have anything to do with his keen fashion sense.

Hey, wait a minute. Hoover was also incredibly flawed, but he deserves as much hero worship as MLK. People forget: In the 1920 and 1930s, Hoover completely revolutionized law enforcement in the US (and by extension worldwide). Gangsters practically ran this country til Hoover created the FBI and shut down the mob, the Mafia, the gangs, etc. This was a Wild West nation until Hoover tamed it.

Yes, he went a little nuts and became an anti-communist extremist in his later years, but we owe him a major debt of gratitude for making the US a liveable county.

Personally, I'd place J. Edgar Hoover in my "100 Greatest Americans" list.

390 tackle  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:00:08pm

re: #363 WriterMom

Yes-it's amazing. The local agitators first thought of using young, teenaged black girls-but they didn't think that they would be up for the PR onslaught. So, Rosa Parks was trained and staged for the event.

Where can I find out more about this "fake but accurate" event? Linky?

391 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:00:24pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

TANSTAAFL.

392 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:00:24pm

re: #135 turn

Oh and knock it off you other lizards, it's just for a beer!

Wine! Don't mess up.

393 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:00:29pm

re: #349 CapeCoddah

Dogs are smarter than probably 60% of humans, hands down. (that number is probably conservative)

Indubitaly.

394 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:00:32pm

re: #336 CapeCoddah

Finnbar is terrified of cats.

As well he should be.

395 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:00:34pm

re: #367 jcm

Only while wearing that french maid outfit...

EUREKA!...

396 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:00:50pm

re: #352 scottishbuzzsaw

Count me as one of the ignorant. I'd never heard that.

I have never heard of that either.

397 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:01:00pm

re: #382 Peacekeeper

re: #356 Peacekeeper

A figure that gives one paws...

I think it was just a ruff estimate.

I only caught the tail end of that.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think this will devolve into a pun thread!

398 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:01:51pm

re: #390 tackle

I don't have a link, but it was nicely documented in Tammy Bruce's book: Thought Police. She's my absolute favourite gun-toting, lesbian free-speech warrior. Now-it is a small list, but she is at the top.

399 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:02pm

re: #397 Desert Dog

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think this will devolve into a pun thread!

Distemper of yours... you really should do something about it.

400 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:03pm

re: #391 Lincolntf

TANSTAAFL.

I don't know what the fuck that means, so just tell me what the hell you want to say?

401 AuntAcid  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:08pm

re: #350 albusteve

Hoover sucked...

...politics abhors a vacuum...

402 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:11pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

I am so friggin' embarrassed and pissed. I had lunch with a Colorado Lizard today. Here I go to pay for lunch, I was paying for lunch, my treat, and the woman comes back with my debit card, declined.

So, Lizard has to pay for lunch since I had NO cash and I don't carry checks.

I ran down to my bank (just a few minutes from where we eat lunch) and they tell me a bunch of debit cards were compromised and they closed the accounts.

So, I get some cash and I'm going to drop the cash off with Mr. Lizard, but bottom line is, I don't pull stunts like this and it chapped me to no end.

I guess the flip side is there was no "spoofed" charges on my account, but still, who the hell is building these databases that any 12 year old with a Playstation could bust into?

I'm ex IT, and I know this stuff can be prevented. First they blamed it on a vendor in Florida. I told them I do business with NO ONE in Florida. They wouldn't tell me the vendor. Of course not, because it was probably their OWN computers that were compromised, not someone else.

Of course, no I have to WAIT for a new card, and change all my online payment setups.

Jerks.

this stuff is exactly why I don't hang out with you...

403 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:19pm

re: #343 zombie

That's a bad situation to be in, especially if you're trying to sell to get out of a bad deal. You'd be in a short sale, and the lender has to sign off, and it adds significant complexity to the closing (if it even reaches that point). Some folks wont bother with short sales because of timing issues and it often means that the homes will be in as-is shape, and the buyer loses some of the leverage to negotiate.

I had a sale of a house fall through because of a short sale - finding out as we're in the process of offering that we had agreed to a price only to find that it put the seller in a short sale position and the bank wouldn't accept. We backed out of that deal, which turned out to be a blessing since we ended up finding a better house a few months later.

404 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:20pm

re: #334 albusteve

BRADY?...well that's pretty unPatriotic of you...the Cowboys are Americas team after all...

Tony Romo?

You coudn't pick Stauback, Aikman or even Don Mereideth? You had to pick Romo?

405 scottishbuzzsaw  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:25pm

re: #388 FrogMarch

yes. Very appropriate.

... and "Their" not "there". doing to many things at once here.

And I just noticed that I neglected to put 'hear' in 'sorry to...that'...sheesh...is it time for a drink yet?

406 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:25pm

re: #355 WriterMom

I would just like to say that I have tormented my evil wench boss today on at least 4 separate occassions. What a great day!

Have you ever considered a career as a professional dominatrix?

407 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:29pm

re: #397 Desert Dog

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think this will devolve into a pun thread!

Sit!

Stay.

408 tackle  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:34pm

re: #398 WriterMom

Cheers.

409 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:42pm

re: #369 DeafDog

Yeah, I wasn't trying to relate that to the founders.


Sometimes, I just miss the point.

410 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:43pm

re: #402 albusteve

this stuff is exactly why I don't hang out with you...

Hey Steve, want to go to Vegas this weekend? My treat.

411 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:56pm
412 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:02:58pm

re: #348 WriterMom

Why does Dr. Laura need defending?

413 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:03:01pm

re: #377 Bloodnok

He's nothing compared to our 11th President. Because everybody likes a good Polk every now and again.

I hate to think what kind of conversations Fillmore would have with Polk

414 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:03:17pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

I am so friggin' embarrassed and pissed. I had lunch with a Colorado Lizard today. Here I go to pay for lunch, I was paying for lunch, my treat, and the woman comes back with my debit card, declined.

So, Lizard has to pay for lunch since I had NO cash and I don't carry checks.

I ran down to my bank (just a few minutes from where we eat lunch) and they tell me a bunch of debit cards were compromised and they closed the accounts.

So, I get some cash and I'm going to drop the cash off with Mr. Lizard, but bottom line is, I don't pull stunts like this and it chapped me to no end.

I guess the flip side is there was no "spoofed" charges on my account, but still, who the hell is building these databases that any 12 year old with a Playstation could bust into?

I'm ex IT, and I know this stuff can be prevented. First they blamed it on a vendor in Florida. I told them I do business with NO ONE in Florida. They wouldn't tell me the vendor. Of course not, because it was probably their OWN computers that were compromised, not someone else.

Of course, no I have to WAIT for a new card, and change all my online payment setups.

Jerks.

Did you catch that news story on Fox this morning about the worldwide ring that managed to steal 9.7 million dollars in a half an hour?

They had (have) a bunch of hackers who got PIN numbers for accounts, and a bunch of "workers" who withdrew money from the ATM machines. The hackers also removed the $500 daily limit electronically.

415 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:03:19pm

re: #389 zombie

He screwed up pretty badly though in terms of intelligence warnings coming from Europe about Pearl Harbour. If you read about the spy named "GARBO"-you'll be shocked at how Hoover reacted to credible intelligence from one of the highest ranking agents to have helped the Allies.

416 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:03:21pm

re: #357 yma o hyd

{HH}
He scrunches them? Or just chases them around the kitchen floor?
One important reason to share a home with a dog or two or three - they alwyas come up with something which makes one LOL!

He eats them..we have the ice maker in the frig..and it always spills a ice cube on the floor..Winston will run through anything to get the cube and run away and eat it..Is that normal?

417 wrenchwench  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:03:38pm

re: #355 WriterMom

I would just like to say that I have tormented my evil wench boss today on at least 4 separate occassions. What a great day!

Wenches are not evil! (Generally...)

418 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:03:56pm

re: #395 albusteve

EUREKA!...

Your post gets points for its Simplicity.

419 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:08pm

re: #404 DeafDog

Tony Romo?

You coudn't pick Stauback, Aikman or even Don Mereideth? You had to pick Romo?

actually Eddie LeBaron should have been my first choice

420 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:13pm

re: #375 nevergiveup

Only on the side when dentistry is slow?

But let us know ahead of time. We have to adjust the chair.

421 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:16pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

Ow!

I'm sorry that happened - did you find an email later?

422 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:18pm

re: #414 jwb7605

Did you catch that news story on Fox this morning about the worldwide ring that managed to steal 9.7 million dollars in a half an hour?

They had (have) a bunch of hackers who got PIN numbers for accounts, and a bunch of "workers" who withdrew money from the ATM machines. The hackers also removed the $500 daily limit electronically.

Hey, you want to go to Blackhawk this weekend, my treat?

423 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:34pm

re: #381 CapeCoddah

LOL, Yup, Finnbar squeals like a little girl. When they knock him out, it is an injection. Last trip, I was holding him with the doc behind him all of a sudden, Finny yelped, and jumped. I asked doc, "did you get him"? Doc replied, "No, that was the alcohol swab". I swear on my granddaughters life that is the truth!

Oh dear! Oh sweet!
Big Dog knew when the vet went to his back, it was anal glands squeeze coming up. He just sat down - we got him up and through it only with loads of titbits right in front of his nose.
Same with nail-clipping. the tariff was one piece of sausage per nail ...

Mind - some dogs are very sensitive.
I knew an Alsatian once - he was liking a little youghurt pot, it got stuck on his nose and he sqealed as if he was being attacked by an Alien.
Sweet dog ...

424 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:38pm

re: #415 WriterMom

He screwed up pretty badly though in terms of intelligence warnings coming from Europe about Pearl Harbour. If you read about the spy named "GARBO"-you'll be shocked at how Hoover reacted to credible intelligence from one of the highest ranking agents to have helped the Allies.

In America we calls spells it HARBOR!

425 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:39pm

re: #410 Walter L. Newton

Hey Steve, want to go to Vegas this weekend? My treat.

ahaha!...NO

426 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:39pm

re: #339 WriterMom

Oooh-are there details about the MA party conference?

I will be working on it shortly, Hubby and I took a impromptu vacation to New Hampshire, dug our way into my aunt and uncle's ski cottage, which was available unexpectedly and hunkered down in the peace and quiet for 2 weeks. I have to get in touch with Loppy, and get it rolling.

427 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:04:44pm

re: #258 jwb7605

Ford's (of the big 3 American companies) was down the least at 35%.

I wonder if that is tied to not taking/wanting any bailout money?

Probably not. Auto sales have been down substantially across the board for all manufacturers. Almost no one's buying any cars right now.

428 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:06pm

re: #311 zombie

Yes, it is true. He was almost certainly gay, and witnesses attest to him wearing a dress and a feather boa to a party in NYC, which he attended with his "partner," Clyde Tolson (sp?).

I even have a "memory" of seeing a photo of Hoover in that dress and feather boa, but I think it's an "implanted memory" -- I've just heard it described so vividly, I see it in my mind's eye.

Oh jeez. now I have an image of Lincoln wearing his top hat not on his head.

429 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:07pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

Oh man, that is sooo embarrassing. I hope your lunch date was understanding. Some times stupid crap happens.

430 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:11pm

re: #400 Walter L. Newton

I don't know what the fuck that means, so just tell me what the hell you want to say?

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

-- Robert Heinlein, The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress (First use, I think)

431 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:26pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

I am so friggin' embarrassed and pissed. I had lunch with a Colorado Lizard today. Here I go to pay for lunch, I was paying for lunch, my treat, and the woman comes back with my debit card, declined.

So, Lizard has to pay for lunch since I had NO cash and I don't carry checks.

I ran down to my bank (just a few minutes from where we eat lunch) and they tell me a bunch of debit cards were compromised and they closed the accounts.

So, I get some cash and I'm going to drop the cash off with Mr. Lizard, but bottom line is, I don't pull stunts like this and it chapped me to no end.

I guess the flip side is there was no "spoofed" charges on my account, but still, who the hell is building these databases that any 12 year old with a Playstation could bust into?

I'm ex IT, and I know this stuff can be prevented. First they blamed it on a vendor in Florida. I told them I do business with NO ONE in Florida. They wouldn't tell me the vendor. Of course not, because it was probably their OWN computers that were compromised, not someone else.

Of course, no I have to WAIT for a new card, and change all my online payment setups.

Jerks.

That just sucks. I had my debit card compromised after somebody hacked in to the TJ Maxx database.

432 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:40pm

re: #412 Dianna

Because she was accused of calling homosexuals "deviants"-which was totally untrue. GLAAD and other groups like Eagle etc..started a smear camaign and destroyed her career. In fact, Dr. Laura was very supportive of parents of gay and lesbian kids, and lived along the lines of 'love the sinner, hate the sin' kind of thing-she volunteered thousands of counselling hours to familes of gay kids. Anyway-Tammy Bruce defended her publicly and as you can imagine-the truth of what Dr. Laura said was really very mild, not offensive and was totally exaggerated.

433 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:44pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

Here I go to pay for lunch, I was paying for lunch, my treat, and the woman comes back with my debit card, declined.

In my opinion, your first mistake was having a debit card. (I don't truss' em. You have mongo legal protection against fraud using a credit card; much less so with a debit card.)

434 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:44pm
435 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:48pm

re: #387 Neo Con since 9-11

Well this has got to be the dumbest thing I've seen on Arab TV in a while

Dang... not even close to reality.. .don't they know that solid shots use a Weaver stance? Who am I kidding, Arabs use spray and pray as their firing stance of choice. /

436 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:05:55pm

re: #389 zombie

Pfft. Please, spare me your useless 'facts' and 'history'. If you expect me to recognize the decent, hard work of Hoover, you are going to need to appeal to emotion a bit more and cut out all of that logic.

If he's so great, what day of the year can't I go to the bank that is named after him?

/

437 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:02pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

I am so friggin' embarrassed and pissed. I had lunch with a Colorado Lizard today. Here I go to pay for lunch, I was paying for lunch, my treat, and the woman comes back with my debit card, declined.

So, Lizard has to pay for lunch since I had NO cash and I don't carry checks.

I ran down to my bank (just a few minutes from where we eat lunch) and they tell me a bunch of debit cards were compromised and they closed the accounts.

So, I get some cash and I'm going to drop the cash off with Mr. Lizard, but bottom line is, I don't pull stunts like this and it chapped me to no end.

I guess the flip side is there was no "spoofed" charges on my account, but still, who the hell is building these databases that any 12 year old with a Playstation could bust into?

I'm ex IT, and I know this stuff can be prevented. First they blamed it on a vendor in Florida. I told them I do business with NO ONE in Florida. They wouldn't tell me the vendor. Of course not, because it was probably their OWN computers that were compromised, not someone else.

Of course, no I have to WAIT for a new card, and change all my online payment setups.

Jerks.

...and how many times have you pulled this same stunt?

Somebody do an advanced search on ol' Walt - SoS time after time.

438 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:03pm
Big Dog knew when the vet wentBig Dog knew when the vet went to his back, it was anal glands squeeze to his back, it was anal glands squeeze

Why does every thread devolve into this?

439 abaleh  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:13pm

"The Republic of Cyprus today submitted a report on the findings of the inspections to the competent UN Security Council Sanctions Committee," it said.

kind of an oxymoron, isn't it?

link

440 FortunateSon  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:24pm

re: #416 HoosierHoops

That's perfectly normal. The family mutt back at home (Tucker) goes NUTS for ice cubes. I can't for the life of me figure out why. He loses interest pretty quickly, but whenever he hears the noise of the icemaker, he drops his favorite toys and bolts toward the kitchen.

441 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:24pm

re: #418 Occasional Reader

Your post gets points for its Simplicity.

thanks...I'm a Shop Vac kinda guy

442 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:30pm

re: #422 Walter L. Newton

Hey, you want to go to Blackhawk this weekend, my treat?

No thanks.
Gambling actually makes me feel sick inside.

I have no reason why that is, it just does.

443 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:31pm

re: #400 Walter L. Newton

I don't know what the fuck that means, so just tell me what the hell you want to say?

TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

444 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:36pm

re: #435 lawhawk

Arabs use spray and pray as their firing stance of choice. /

Are you talking about shooting or marking their territory?

445 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:41pm

re: #421 Dianna

Ow!

I'm sorry that happened - did you find an email later?

No, if you mean from my bank, no, nothing, nada. And when I go to my account on line, no message.

I told the lady at the bank that I didn't believe her, that it was their corporate that probably was compromised.

446 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:41pm

re: #284 newsjunkie_ky

Exactly, what was discovered (known) about ole Tom that was waiting to come out, but was perhaps preempted by his stepping down?

447 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:49pm

re: #374 Right Brain

Are we up to four now? Four nominees in trouble with the law, three for unpaid taxes and one for selling highway contracts. Wow, El Sleazo Democrats.


Richardson, Dashel and Kilfer were pulled.

Geitner, Holder and Clinton have a cloud. (Clinton's cloud is the worst, IMO)

448 Yankee Division Son  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:56pm

re: #416 HoosierHoops

He eats them..we have the ice maker in the frig..and it always spills a ice cube on the floor..Winston will run through anything to get the cube and run away and eat it..Is that normal?

This wouldn't be a Labrador, would it? Because mine insists she get an ice cube anytime I use the ice maker. She'll come running from anywhere in the house. Also does not play with them, just eats 'em.

449 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:06:58pm

re: #424 Peacekeeper

In America we calls spells it HARBOR!

Thank you. I suspect WriterMom is trying to contaminate our precious bodily fluids with her devious, Canuckian spelling ways.

450 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:07:02pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

Thats dreadful!
At least the Lizards will have been totally understanding and full of commiserations.

I hope they sort it out quickly - hugely annoying, that!

451 AuntAcid  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:07:04pm

re: #400 Walter L. Newton

I don't know what the fuck that means, so just tell me what the hell you want to say?

an acronym, from Robert Heinlein's classic "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress".] "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch",
dude, where you been?

452 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:07:07pm

re: #415 WriterMom

Kind regards writermom..everything peachy on your end?

453 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:07:23pm

re: #400 Walter L. Newton

It means There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. I'm pretty sure you know that.
I probably should have posted it to the "Colorado lizard" rather than to you.
It was a minor quip, not a major slight.

454 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:07:30pm

re: #311 zombie

Yes, it is true. He was almost certainly gay, and witnesses attest to him wearing a dress and a feather boa to a party in NYC, which he attended with his "partner," Clyde Tolson (sp?).

I even have a "memory" of seeing a photo of Hoover in that dress and feather boa, but I think it's an "implanted memory" -- I've just heard it described so vividly, I see it in my mind's eye.

Rudy?

455 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:07:30pm

re: #433 Occasional Reader

In my opinion, your first mistake was having a debit card. (I don't truss' em. You have mongo legal protection against fraud using a credit card; much less so with a debit card.)


Put away your pudding spoon grandpa...

456 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:07:37pm

re: #398 WriterMom

I don't have a link, but it was nicely documented in Tammy Bruce's book: Thought Police. She's my absolute favourite gun-toting, lesbian free-speech warrior. Now-it is a small list, but she is at the top.

I think that list would include Tammy Bruce, Camille Paglia and Calamity Jane. that's about it.

457 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:07:40pm

re: #405 scottishbuzzsaw

And I just noticed that I neglected to put 'hear' in 'sorry to...that'...sheesh...is it time for a drink yet?

No kidding. I could go for a glass of wine, but as tired as I am I would probably fall asleep. and it's only 2:00 in the afternoon here!

458 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:08:13pm

re: #455 Peacekeeper

Put away your pudding spoon grandpa...

Matlock would NEVER use a debit card.

459 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:08:18pm

re: #415 WriterMom

He screwed up pretty badly though in terms of intelligence warnings coming from Europe about Pearl Harbour. If you read about the spy named "GARBO"-you'll be shocked at how Hoover reacted to credible intelligence from one of the highest ranking agents to have helped the Allies.

Like I said, Hoover was incredibly flawed -- he made many blunders, harassed people, exceeded his authority, etc. But my point was, he also did many good things for this nation, especially in the first part of his career. If we are going to idolize people like Lincoln and MLK, who did good and yet were deeply flawed, we just as easily could idolize Hoover, who also did good and yet was deeply flawed.

460 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:08:34pm

re: #442 jwb7605

No thanks.
Gambling actually makes me feel sick inside.

I have no reason why that is, it just does.

I love to gamble...in fact I've been married three times

461 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:08:37pm

Dinos to birds... /science!

462 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:09:28pm

re: #459 zombie

Like I said, Hoover was incredibly flawed -- he made many blunders, harassed people, exceeded his authority, etc. But my point was, he also did many good things for this nation, especially in the first part of his career. If we are going to idolize people like Lincoln and MLK, who did good and yet were deeply flawed, we just as easily could idolize Hoover, who also did good and yet was deeply flawed.

Hoover never voted Democrat. Duh.

463 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:09:29pm

re: #404 DeafDog

Tony Romo?

You coudn't pick Stauback, Aikman or even Don Mereideth? You had to pick Romo?

Yes, clearly more suitable individuals to be compared to Lincoln and Jefferson...

464 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:09:30pm

re: #440 FortunateSon

That is exactly what winston does...Thanks for the info

465 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:09:35pm

re: #341 Scion9

I don't think Hoover is in any danger of receiving any hero worship, and it doesn't have anything to do with his keen fashion sense.

Hoover may not be, but FDR is highly overrated. If there is a president whose legacy is in dire need of rehabilitation, it's Harding. When faced with a recession, he had his Secretary of the Treasury, Andrew Mellon, fix it with supply-side economics. With that, the Roaring Twenties began.

466 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:09:35pm

re: #353 jcw46

NO NO. Hookers have standards.

Only if they are classically trained.

467 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:09:38pm

re: #373 Outrider

Yes, politics have not changed much in the 500 years since Shakespeare ( if that's his real name) first wrote it. Antony spoke after Brutus, who had a different message. Crowds are fickle and will respond to the most recent argument they hear. Apparently, Antony was a better orator and was a by- god- spellbinder and manupilator. I still think the quote is appropriate for judging our predecessors.

468 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:09:38pm

re: #424 Peacekeeper

ACK!

469 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:09:39pm

re: #400 Walter L. Newton

I don't know what the fuck that means, so just tell me what the hell you want to say?

Read your Heinlein.

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

470 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:10:32pm

re: #443 Dianna

TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

TFPTOTM...

471 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:10:41pm

re: #416 HoosierHoops

He eats them..we have the ice maker in the frig..and it always spills a ice cube on the floor..Winston will run through anything to get the cube and run away and eat it..Is that normal?

There ain't no such thing as 'normal' where dogs, especially young ones, are concerned!
It does him no harm - I think its wonderful!
I love it ...

472 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:10:45pm
473 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:10:49pm

re: #391 Lincolntf

TANSTAAFL.

Hey Lincolntf. Now that the others lizards have explained what that means, here's all I have to say to you.

FUCK OFF.

(You didn't even have the balls to tell me what it meant when I asked you. Go back to teaching your almost Natural Science class)

474 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:10:54pm

re: #457 FrogMarch

No kidding. I could go for a glass of wine, but as tired as I am I would probably fall asleep. and it's only 2:00 in the afternoon here!

Just finished my 20 minute post lunch siesta. The joys of having a team spread out across the country and a secure office.

475 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:00pm

I think the greatest American of all time is Adriana Lima.

And she's not even American. That's how great she is.

476 zombie  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:01pm

re: #428 debutaunt

Oh jeez. now I have an image of Lincoln wearing his top hat not on his head.

You do know that there's also a new book out claiming Lincoln was gay too, right?

477 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:04pm

re: #463 Scion9

Yes, clearly more suitable individuals to be compared to Lincoln and Jefferson...

Lincoln had slow feet and couldn't check down very well...journeyman at best

478 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:07pm

Tammy Bruce on Rosa Parks whoever it was that requested a link

479 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:15pm

re: #460 albusteve

I love to gamble...in fact I've been married three times

LOL!
When I take you up on the theater ticket thing, I'll bring my wife of going on 37 years!
First date was on my birthday, but we didn't part after that. Made it official 4 months later.
Our friends had a pool going to see if it would last a year.
I'm a "Taurus", she's a "Gemini", and I guess that ain't supposed to happen, either.

480 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:19pm

I was just out driving, and happened to pull up behind a car with some rather annoying bumper stickers:

"Jesus Was A Jewish Liberal"
"Goddess Bless Us"

So, you use Jesus as an argument but don't actually believe in him or anything.

"Another American For Peace"
"Make Human Rights Global"

What do you think we just did in Iraq? We ousted a brutal dictatorship that was denying everyone their human rights. Do you expect these dictators to just voluntarily step down because of your bumper sticker?

And then there was the one that made me say "Ah, now I understand."

"Card Carrying Member ACLU"

I wonder sometimes how these mental midgets manage to tie their shoes, never mind pass a driver's test so they can get a car to fill up with these inane bumper stickers.

481 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:36pm

re: #434 Iron Fist

Ouch.

I could see that putting a severe damper on one's enthusiasm.

On the other hand...

My ex, on our first date, rather than take me to the Olive Garden, went cheap, and we tried out some Indian storefront. I like Indian food, but...not like that.

I should have taken warning, but I didn't.

482 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:44pm

re: #475 Occasional Reader

I think the greatest American of all time is Adriana Lima.

And she's not even American. That's how great she is.

Did she invent the bean...?

483 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:51pm

re: #473 Walter L. Newton

I answered before them, big fella.

484 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:11:54pm

re: #412 Dianna

Why does Dr. Laura need defending?

She is trying to hold gays to a standard and they are just so angry they could spit.

485 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:12:15pm
486 tackle  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:12:16pm

re: #465 Honorary Yooper

Hoover may not be, but FDR is highly overrated. If there is a president whose legacy is in dire need of rehabilitation, it's Harding. When faced with a recession, he had his Secretary of the Treasury, Andrew Mellon, fix it with supply-side economics. With that, the Roaring Twenties began.


Absolutely. As one who initially based my impression of FDR from the movie Annie, it was a rude awakening when I grew up and actually learned a little about the guy and his policies.

487 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:12:17pm

re: #476 zombie

You do know that there's also a new book out claiming Lincoln was gay too, right?

Government of the fabulous, for the fabulous, and by the fabulous.

488 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:12:19pm

re: #409 opnion

Sometimes, I just miss the point.

Non Sequitur is my middle name...seriously.

489 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:12:32pm

re: #460 albusteve

I love to gamble...in fact I've been married three times

You sound more like a masochist rather than a gambler.

490 satan sidekick  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:12:32pm

re: #33 Desert Dog

Been there - I live in NH and we were without power for 5 days during the freezing cold weather in December. I didn't see anybody from the government, but I did see people looking to steal peoples' generators and load up box trucks with the belongings of people who had left their homes for the shelters.
We were lucky - we have a generator.

491 yma o hyd  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:12:49pm

re: #438 Peacekeeper

Why does every thread devolve into this?

Good question!

:-)))

492 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:12:53pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

They LET it happen because a lot of it gets missed by the payee.
I just had one for 11.49. Googled the company that ran the charge and found 100's of hits concerning complaints about bad charges to this company. They get away with because the charge gets overlooked by most people. Think the Credit Card companies don't know about them?

Here's another one. Because so many people have insurance and never even see the bills, hospitals consistently double bill and overcharge (and that doesn't count the added charges for procedures NOT done or not needed). I self-insure so I get to catch this stuff. I went to the hospital and complained and also complained about some of the unnecessary charges. Bottom line: 40k + hospital bill reduced to 8300 usd. They also ALWAYS overcharge for everything AND if possible will bring in all sorts of specialists and unnecessary consultants to jack the fee up (picture shark feeding frenzy at aquarium).

DOUBLE CHECK ALL BILLS FROM YOUR CREDIT CARD COMPANY.
GET A DETAILED ACCOUNTING OF ANY HOSPITAL EXPENSES.
IF POSSIBLE WHILE HOSPITALIZED, GET NAMES AND DATES OF VISITS OF ANYBODY WHO SEES YOU DURING YOUR STAY. You will find that a 10 minute chat with some gal about how to use a wheelchair gets turned into a 250 usd charge for "rehabilitation consult".(true story)
You'll thank me for reminding you about this when you find your first overbill/doublebill/false charge.

493 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:13:03pm

re: #481 Dianna

My ex, on our first date, rather than take me to the Olive Garden

Actually, you can stop right there!

494 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:13:19pm

re: #475 Occasional Reader

I think the greatest American of all time is Adriana Lima.

And she's not even American. That's how great she is.

South America is too American.
/maybe?

495 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:13:20pm
496 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:13:21pm

re: #485 buzzsawmonkey

Did you get to talk to Bob from Bangalore, the Outsourced Tech Support genius who solves all?

No, I went right to my bank, it was down the highway one exit.

497 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:13:26pm

re: #479 jwb7605

LOL!
When I take you up on the theater ticket thing, I'll bring my wife of going on 37 years!
First date was on my birthday, but we didn't part after that. Made it official 4 months later.
Our friends had a pool going to see if it would last a year.
I'm a "Taurus", she's a "Gemini", and I guess that ain't supposed to happen, either.

cool...you guys sound like a couple of real cars...

498 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:13:39pm

re: #449 Occasional Reader

You figured me out!

499 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:13:47pm
500 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:14:10pm

re: #441 albusteve

thanks...I'm a Shop Vac kinda guy

If you are going to suck...
SSUUCCKK!

501 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:14:27pm

re: #419 albusteve

actually Eddie LeBaron should have been my first choice

I would rate him higher than Romo...at least you didn't go Quincy Carter

502 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:14:28pm

re: #402 albusteve

this stuff is exactly why I don't hang out with you...

hahahahahahahahaha

503 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:14:37pm

re: #406 Kenneth

Have you ever considered a career as a professional dominatrix?

Wife?

504 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:14:41pm

re: #481 Dianna

Ouch.

I could see that putting a severe damper on one's enthusiasm.

On the other hand...

My ex, on our first date, rather than take me to the Olive Garden, went cheap, and we tried out some Indian storefront. I like Indian food, but...not like that.

I should have taken warning, but I didn't.

If he didn't think that dinner at the Olive Garden counted as "going cheap," that there should have been your warning.

505 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:14:46pm

re: #433 Occasional Reader

I love my debit card. But cash is king.

506 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:02pm

Good Afternoon Lizards ...

Can anyone tell me WHY Judd Gregg would accept the position of Commerce Secretary under Obama? ...Why? ...I know why Obama wanted to do it but why did he accept? ...

507 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:11pm

re: #481 Dianna

My ex, on our first date, rather than take me to the Olive Garden, went cheap, and we tried out some Indian storefront. I like Indian food, but...not like that.

Reminds me of the lizard (I forget the nic) that was complaining to us all that a gal poured a Wendy's Frosty on him on their first date.

Instead of sympathy, he got twenty responses, "You took her to Wendy's on your FIRST DATE?"

;-)

508 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:12pm

re: #449 Occasional Reader

Thank you. I suspect WriterMom is trying to contaminate our precious bodily fluids with her devious, Canuckian spelling ways.

She senses you male power. You must deny her your manly essence.

509 Dan G.  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:12pm

...comments, thumping and bumping in time. Churning and yearning they burn for the up-dings...

510 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:19pm

re: #478 redstateredneck

Awesome.

511 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:36pm

re: #383 Walter L. Newton

That does suck. I got a new debit card in the mail today, even though my old one (on my personal account) doesn't expire until 2010. It may be for my joint account, but I don't remember ordering one. It looks all legit-like, but I'm still afraid to use it. I guess it's off to voice mail hell for me.

512 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:45pm

re: #495 buzzsawmonkey

GA!

513 MikeySDCA  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:49pm

The top Dhimmicrats seem to suffer from Leona Helmsley Syndrome: "Only little people pay taxes."

514 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:52pm

re: #494 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

South America is too American.
/maybe?

Oh, don't get them started. Seriously. Plenty of South Americans will indeed inveigh against our imperialistic hegemonic occupayshun of the word "American". I always reply, "if you want to call yourselves 'Americans', who's stopping you?".

515 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:15:59pm

re: #470 LGoPs

TFPTOTM...

Yeah, but how would you pronounce that?

516 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:16:09pm

re: #489 Desert Dog

You sound more like a masochist rather than a gambler.

money wise yes indeed...I earn money then hurl it away on unworthy female types that dont appreciate my prowess

517 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:16:14pm

re: #505 WriterMom

I love my debit card. But cash is king.


But I thought cotton was king?

518 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:16:17pm

re: #497 albusteve

cool...you guys sound like a couple of real cars...

If you say anything political to her, I guarantee you she will imitate your parrot. (What?)

She has everything I lack. Compassion, to start with, I'm told.

519 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:16:35pm
520 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:16:37pm

re: #475 Occasional Reader

I think the greatest American of all time is Adriana Lima.

And she's not even American. That's how great she is.

OK. There should be a rule that you can't mention a woman like that without a link to a pic of her. I mean, really.

521 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:16:47pm

re: #497 albusteve

cool...you guys sound like a couple of real cars...

Remember Michael Spinks, the boxer? I remember reading an interview and his wife, who's name was Nova, said, "Like the star; not the car."
:D

522 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:16:54pm

re: #517 Peacekeeper

But I thought cotton was king?

Elvis? Richard Petty?

523 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:06pm

re: #476 zombie

You do know that there's also a new book out claiming Lincoln was gay too, right?

Everyone was gay, from a certain perspective!

524 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:08pm

re: #505 WriterMom

I love my debit card. But cash is king.

I rarely have any cash on me (well, I rarely have any money period) but I use my debit card for everything. And except for my rent, which the apartment complex requires a check (not even a money order), I pay evert thing else on line.

But I don't have automatic payment. I go to each one of my creditors and pay each month, I like to be in control of when a payment is made.

525 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:08pm

re: #493 Occasional Reader

Actually, you can stop right there!

I've got to come up with a better story to tell my kids on how Mommy and Daddy met. The whole meet in a Tokyo dance club where we did the hanky panky later the same night sounds great, but not exactly the message you want to send the kids.

Still, we've been together 13 years now.

526 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:11pm

re: #516 albusteve

money wise yes indeed...I earn money then hurl it away on unworthy female types that dont appreciate my prowess

I always tell Mrs. Desert Dog we cannot ever divorce because I could not afford it.

527 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:24pm

re: #507 Silhouette

Reminds me of the lizard (I forget the nic) that was complaining to us all that a gal poured a Wendy's Frosty on him on their first date.

Instead of sympathy, he got twenty responses, "You took her to Wendy's on your FIRST DATE?"

;-)

LOL. And would that Lizard please raise his hand . . . [crickets]

528 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:36pm

re: #438 Peacekeeper

It doesn't seem to happen till you show up.

529 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:44pm

re: #506 JacksonTn

Good Afternoon Lizards ...

Can anyone tell me WHY Judd Gregg would accept the position of Commerce Secretary under Obama? ...Why? ...I know why Obama wanted to do it but why did he accept? ...

I've heard his re-election was in grave doubt.
The governor has agreed to appoint a Republican in his place, but I believe it's a super-liberal (RINO) person.

530 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:47pm

re: #323 Lincolntf

No offense, but I believe the Brady administration was flawed. Hubris, leg thing.. :)

531 jcbunga  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:53pm

Passengers stop flight after 'drunk' pilot sparks panic

Add this to my list of things I don't want to hear on an airplane:

An airline official "sought to reassure them by announcing that it was "not such a big deal" if the pilot was drunk because the aircraft practically flew itself."

[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]

532 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:17:54pm

re: #413 LGoPs

I hate to think what kind of conversations Fillmore would have with Polk

Heh. Polk was one of the few presidents who actually did what he siad he was going to do as president.

533 MJ  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:18:13pm

New York Times reports the following:

Ex-Journalists' New Jobs Fuel Debate on Favoritism

WASHINGTON - Republicans have long accused mainstream journalists of being on the payroll of President Obama and the Democratic Party, a common refrain of favoritism especially from those on the losing end of an election (see Bush vs. Gore, Clinton vs. Bush and Bush vs. Dukakis).

But this year the accusation has a new twist: In some notable cases it has become true, with several prominent journalists now on the payrolls of Mr. Obama and the Democratic Congressional leadership.

[Link: mobile.nytimes.com...]

534 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:18:21pm

re: #465 Honorary Yooper

Hoover may not be, but FDR is highly overrated. If there is a president whose legacy is in dire need of rehabilitation, it's Harding. When faced with a recession, he had his Secretary of the Treasury, Andrew Mellon, fix it with supply-side economics. With that, the Roaring Twenties began.

Couldn't agree more about both FDR and Harding/Coolidge. The Return to Normalcy was unfortunately short lived.

535 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:18:22pm

re: #500 jcm

If you are going to suck...
SSUUCCKK!

now THAT'S what I'M talkin about right there!...let's git some!

536 Empire1  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:18:27pm

It's been an interesting day here in Slower Delaware. Woke up this morning and had an interesting hissing noise in the utility room. I didn't see anything when I checked, excep that the top of the water heater was a bit damp. (I hadn't had any coffee yet, so I was a bit less than half awake.) Before I got out there again with my eyes fully open, Mr. Empire had found the water heater's shutoff valve was leaking, but when he turned it off, the sound was still there. Well, we had some errands that couldn't be put off, so he shut the water off at the main valve, and we took care of the errands.

I ran into the landlady at the grocery store, and mentioned to her that we had a problem. We'd barely gotten home and finished putting the groceries and other stuff away when she called, and Mr. Empire explained the problem. Half an hour later the plumber (landlord's brother) was there. He replaced the shutoff valve -- had to, to find the real problem -- and promptly discovered the heater itself was gushing water out the bottom. It had apparently been doing so for some time, but quietly, and there were a couple of holes under it, so the water was going into the crawl space until this morning.

As things stand now, there's a new stain on the carpet here in my office, the old water heater is out on the lawn, and the plumber will be calling me early in the morning with information on the new one's delivery and installation, hopefully also in the morning. We have no hot water, of course, but the cold is working, so we can flush the toilet -- we're in pretty good shape! And the new heater will be a 50-gallon instead of the old 30!

537 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:18:27pm

re: #520 Ford_Prefect

OK. There should be a rule that you can't mention a woman like that without a link to a pic of her. I mean, really.


"Son, if you look it up yourself, you'll remember it."

-Universal Dad

538 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:18:47pm

re: #515 Dianna

Yeah, but how would you pronounce that?

Tifpitotem...

TFPTOTM = Thanks for passing that on to me...

Yeah, I know...I just made that one up. Acronyms drive me nuts
:)

539 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:18:52pm

re: #528 WriterMom

It doesn't seem to happen till you show up.


I blame the dog lovers.

540 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:19:25pm
541 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:19:32pm

re: #525 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The whole meet in a Tokyo dance club where we did the hanky panky later the same night

You did the hanky panky RIGHT THERE in the dance club?! I think that's a GREAT story!

542 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:19:39pm

re: #538 LGoPs

Tifpitotem...

TFPTOTM = Thanks for passing that on to me...

Yeah, I know...I just made that one up. Acronyms drive me nuts
:)

There are only 2 types of acronyms, TLAs and ETLAs

543 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:19:55pm

re: #511 doppelganglander

That does suck. I got a new debit card in the mail today, even though my old one (on my personal account) doesn't expire until 2010. It may be for my joint account, but I don't remember ordering one. It looks all legit-like, but I'm still afraid to use it. I guess it's off to voice mail hell for me.

Like I say, the worst part was I never met this Lizard before, it was totally my intent to treat him to lunch and the next thing he knows, he's paying for me.

Yes, he was very understanding, but maybe I'm just really old school, but that is like an honor thing, and you just down screw those things up like that.

In Brooklyn, where I grew up, Vinnie would shoot you in the knee for something like that.

544 Dan G.  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:19:59pm

re: #400 Walter L. Newton

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Robert Heinlein, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

545 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:02pm

re: #523 Dianna

That's another meme that has had a long shelf life. It's ridiculous of course, but that has never stopped a thesis-writing-activist or niche-seeking publisher from trying to cash in.
Puerile fantasization is not History.

546 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:11pm

re: #442 jwb7605

No thanks.
Gambling actually makes me feel sick inside.

I have no reason why that is, it just does.

I paid $1.00 for a keno bet and won .75. I just laughed.

547 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:16pm

re: #542 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

There are only 2 types of acronyms, TLAs and ETLAs

OK...I'll bite. What do they mean...?

548 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:19pm

re: #505 WriterMom

I love my debit card. But cash is king.

I'm not a debit card fan, but you are right about cash. That's the best way to buy things, IMO. It makes ya think about what you are spending in ways that plastic can't.

550 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:22pm

Here is a description of Lincoln written by two of his contemporaries, Alfred H. Gurnsey and Henry M. Alden, editors of Harper’s 1856 to 1869, and 1869 to 1919 respectively).


"When the Republican National Convention assembled at Chicago on the 16th of May, 1860, it was almost universally assumed that William H. Seward would be nominated for President. On the first ballot he stood far ahead of Lincoln; on the second he was three votes ahead; but on the third Lincoln stood fifty one votes ahead of Seward, and his nomination was then made unanimous. The people were scarcely as yet familiar with the name of Lincoln. They soon learned that he was an awkward, ungainly man, one who had risen from obscurity by perseverance, a man shrewd in debate and plain in speech, and who was known simply as “Honest old Abe”. But this awkward, plain man, without culture, and without that despotism of genius which commands admiration, God had taken by the hand, and had chosen as the champion of the republic at the most critical moment of its history. His very election was made the pretext for rebellion. But he accomplished nobly and wisely his great mission. Against the violence of rebellion he opposed the firmness of national authority, supported by the strong arm of patriots. Thus he won the confidence of the people. He had no love of arbitrary power, and indulged in no radical or revolutionary theories which could tempt him to such use of power. He was a conservative in the best sense of the term: not a conservator of party, but of national integrity.Thus he was better fitted to accomplish his divine mission. For it must be remembered that God, the great Disposer of all events, works not with the haste of man. Tares and wheat He lets grow together until the harvest, lest upon uprooting the tares upon impulse He uproot the wheat also. While Lincoln never vacillated, he was never in haste. He hesitated long before he issued his proclamation of emancipation. He laid it away, and weeks passed before he signed it — and then he acted in accordance with a solemn vow which he had made to God. Even after he issued this document he doubted weather the system of gradual and compensated emancipation might not be more just and better for the slaves. He looked on every side of every question, and was therefore slow in reaching conclusions. In Lincoln thought and prayer were mingled, and thus the final word which came in answer to thought and prayer sounded solemnly in his ears like the commandment of God. Following that voice, he had no doubt as to results: it was, “This do, and thou shalt be saved.”

In no life, perhaps, more that in Lincoln’s, did the outward appearance counterdict the inward fact and experience. A casual acquaintance with him would lead to the inference that he looked upon every subject only as the occasion of a joke or the point for an anecdote. But those who came nearer to him, or who carefully study the man, can not thus judge. Upon no man ever fell the weight of sadder care than upon him. Day by day he labored under a burden which he could not lay aside. Thus to his intimate friends he always seemed weary and sorrowful. In an equal degree his external awkwardness curiously contrasted with an inward grace and sweetness not common among men. He was as gentle as a woman. His compassion was infinite. As the hour of victory approached, when the enemies of the nation would lie prostrate at his feet, the desire nearest to his heart was to heal the wounds which the strife left open and bleeding, to pardon and restore. Thus, when the summer of triumph came, its glory wrapped him all about. He saw a nation restored, a race emancipated. He saw the seal of God set upon all which he had done. He looked upon a people inspired with solemn joy, and as their souls went up in anthems, his rose supreme above them all, crowned with an aureola such as never graced the head of Caesar or king."

551 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:25pm

re: #501 DeafDog

I would rate him higher than Romo...at least you didn't go Quincy Carter

Romo has already strutted his stuff...he'a a HoFer already...we don't speak about QC...

552 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:26pm

re: #342 LGoPs

I lived there for almost 5 years and was dragged kicking and screaming to CA. Seattle area was the prettiest place I've ever lived and I would go back in a heartbeat if I could.
Yeah it rains, but that makes it one of the greenest places on the planet...and besides people don't rust...:)
And even when it does rain, the rain just seems to fit, unlike many other places where it just gets dreary.
Other thing is that it is one of the only places I've ever lived where you were so close to either nature or to big city stuff. I could turn one direction out of my driveway and in 40 minutes or so be in the big city to do big city things. Turning the other direction out of the driveway I could be in the Cascades in 20 or so minutes.
Here is SOCAL I can drive 3 hours and still be in the freakin' city...
She should consider herself fortunate...IMHO


Thanks, makes me feel a little better. I've never been to the NW, so that will be nice for me to visit. I here ya about the SoCal 3 hour drive thing. Visited a friend and we drove and drove and drove to get anywhere.

553 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:35pm

re: #543 Walter L. Newton

Like I say, the worst part was I never met this Lizard before, it was totally my intent to treat him to lunch and the next thing he knows, he's paying for me.

Yes, he was very understanding, but maybe I'm just really old school, but that is like an honor thing, and you just down screw those things up like that.

In Brooklyn, where I grew up, Vinnie would shoot you in the knee for something like that.

Way to perpetuate Italian stereotypes.
/

554 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:35pm

I just love Cake!

555 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:20:46pm

re: #493 Occasional Reader

Well, it was a first date, and it had to be a place I could afford to go dutch on. That limited the options.

556 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:21:00pm

That is from the book “Harper’s Pictorial History of the Civil War” (Fairfax Press, republished; originally published 1866.

557 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:21:08pm

re: #504 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Yep.

558 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:21:09pm

re: #531 jcbunga

Good gravy!

559 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:21:29pm

re: #480 Ford_Prefect

I was just out driving, and happened to pull up behind a car with some rather annoying bumper stickers:

"Jesus Was A Jewish Liberal"
"Goddess Bless Us"

So, you use Jesus as an argument but don't actually believe in him or anything.

"Another American For Peace"
"Make Human Rights Global"

What do you think we just did in Iraq? We ousted a brutal dictatorship that was denying everyone their human rights. Do you expect these dictators to just voluntarily step down because of your bumper sticker?

And then there was the one that made me say "Ah, now I understand."

"Card Carrying Member ACLU"

I wonder sometimes how these mental midgets manage to tie their shoes, never mind pass a driver's test so they can get a car to fill up with these inane bumper stickers.

Bumper stickers linked to road rage

560 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:21:36pm

re: #531 jcbunga

"not such a big deal" if the pilot was drunk because the aircraft practically flew itself."

Tell that to the passengers of Flight 1549.

561 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:21:44pm

re: #541 Occasional Reader

Just change it to the Hokey-Pokey and it will be kosher for the kids...

562 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:21:48pm

re: #389 zombie

Hoover got Capone on "tax evasion" - but modern Dems get a pass. Count your lucky stars, TD.

563 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:22:01pm

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

J. Edgar Hoover and Anal Gland?

564 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:22:05pm

re: #515 Dianna

Yeah, but how would you pronounce that?

I'd try, but I'd probably get slapped...

565 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:22:24pm

re: #523 Dianna

Everyone was gay, from a certain perspective!

We are all gay :)

566 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:22:29pm

re: #553 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Way to perpetuate Italian stereotypes.
/

I don't care. I grew up in Brooklyn. I saw things. I can't change that. What, do we need a multicultural Mafia now?

567 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:22:33pm

re: #518 jwb7605

If you say anything political to her, I guarantee you she will imitate your parrot. (What?)

She has everything I lack. Compassion, to start with, I'm told.

I don't own a parrot...go chop off your left hand

568 WriterMom  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:03pm

re: #480 Ford_Prefect

Jesus would kick those pansy liberals' butts.

569 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:09pm

re: #541 Occasional Reader

You did the hanky panky RIGHT THERE in the dance club?! I think that's a GREAT story!

It was a booth actually. Great beer drinking story. Still not quite great a story if it ends "and thats how I met your Mother."

Did I mention we met on November 10 and me and my buddies had gone clubbing after the Marine Corps Ball which is why I was in the club in the first place?

Those were good times.

570 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:13pm

re: #555 Dianna

Well, it was a first date, and it had to be a place I could afford to go dutch on. That limited the options.

Bah. Make him take you to "Chez Réchérche des Temps Perdus", and make him pay for everything. Order something from the Endangered Species list, flambée. Order a bottle of '68 Chateauneuf du Pape, and then send it back...

/

571 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:14pm

re: #506 JacksonTn

Good Afternoon Lizards ...

Can anyone tell me WHY Judd Gregg would accept the position of Commerce Secretary under Obama? ...Why? ...I know why Obama wanted to do it but why did he accept? ...


It's a pretty cool job. You get to travel a lot and work on business related stuff. I'd take the job if asked, too.

572 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:16pm

re: #567 albusteve

I don't own a parrot...go chop off your left hand

What!

573 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:25pm

re: #480 Ford_Prefect

I was just out driving, and happened to pull up behind a car with some rather annoying bumper stickers:

"Jesus Was A Jewish Liberal"
"Goddess Bless Us"

So, you use Jesus as an argument but don't actually believe in him or anything.

"Another American For Peace"
"Make Human Rights Global"

What do you think we just did in Iraq? We ousted a brutal dictatorship that was denying everyone their human rights. Do you expect these dictators to just voluntarily step down because of your bumper sticker?

And then there was the one that made me say "Ah, now I understand."

"Card Carrying Member ACLU"

I wonder sometimes how these mental midgets manage to tie their shoes, never mind pass a driver's test so they can get a car to fill up with these inane bumper stickers.

My favorite combo...
COEXIST
Mean People Suck.

On a Prius of course.

574 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:27pm
575 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:34pm

AP
WASHINGTON – Nancy Killefer withdrew her candidacy to be the first chief performance officer for the federal government on Tuesday, saying she didn't want her bungling of payroll taxes on her household help to become a distraction for the Obama administration.

Whoa, first Dashule and now Killefer. These folks can't figure this out before they accept the nomination. Obama can't figure this out before he picks them. AND I am pissed that I have paid my taxes and the DEMOS can't swing a dead (pick a mammal) without hitting someone who has NOT paid their taxes or just "bungled" them. SHEEZ Mirrium, get me a drink. :) love and kisses during hope and change.

576 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:23:39pm

re: #526 Desert Dog

I always tell Mrs. Desert Dog we cannot ever divorce because I could not afford it.

so she knows who fills her bowl eh?

577 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:24:04pm

re: #563 Peacekeeper

A. Lincoln

578 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:24:06pm

re: #570 Occasional Reader

Bah. Make him take you to "Chez Réchérche des Temps Perdus", and make him pay for everything. Order something from the Endangered Species list, flambée. Order a bottle of '68 Chateauneuf du Pape, and then send it back...

/

The Nightside, yes?

579 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:24:07pm

re: #547 LGoPs

OK...I'll bite. What do they mean...?

TLA - Three Letter Acronym
ETLA - Extended Three Letter Acronym

580 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:24:20pm

re: #476 zombie

You do know that there's also a new book out claiming Lincoln was gay too, right?

I have. That's what led to my little joke attempt.

581 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:24:31pm

re: #578 Walter L. Newton

The Nightside, yes?

Huh?

582 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:24:32pm
583 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:24:59pm

re: #567 albusteve

I don't own a parrot...go chop off your left hand

Just before I do, I thought you were Walter!

.. still just one hand, though, right?

584 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:25:20pm

re: #575 the1sgjohns

AP
WASHINGTON – Nancy Killefer withdrew her candidacy to be the first chief performance officer for the federal government on Tuesday, saying she didn't want her bungling of payroll taxes on her household help to become a distraction for the Obama administration.

Whoa, first Dashule and now Killefer. These folks can't figure this out before they accept the nomination. Obama can't figure this out before he picks them. AND I am pissed that I have paid my taxes and the DEMOS can't swing a dead (pick a mammal) without hitting someone who has NOT paid their taxes or just "bungled" them. SHEEZ Mirrium, get me a drink. :) love and kisses during hope and change.

If the head of the Treasury Dept. and thus the IRS and tax code can't fiqure it out...

DOSEN'T THAT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE TAX CODE?!

585 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:25:23pm

re: #423 yma o hyd

Oh dear! Oh sweet!
Big Dog knew when the vet went to his back, it was anal glands squeeze coming up. He just sat down - we got him up and through it only with loads of titbits right in front of his nose.
Same with nail-clipping. the tariff was one piece of sausage per nail ...

Mind - some dogs are very sensitive.
I knew an Alsatian once - he was liking a little youghurt pot, it got stuck on his nose and he sqealed as if he was being attacked by an Alien.
Sweet dog ...

I love them all. Sounds like Big Dog and Finny would have been fast friends. Unfortunately, Prime rib would not convince him to let us cut his nails. It costs an extra $100 to have him knocked out and woken up each time, and the vet does nails for free every Tuesday! He is worth every cent, though. I do worry about side effects of the drugs, I hate seeing him knocked out.

586 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:25:38pm

re: #506 JacksonTn

Good Afternoon Lizards ...

Can anyone tell me WHY Judd Gregg would accept the position of Commerce Secretary under Obama? ...Why? ...I know why Obama wanted to do it but why did he accept? ...

No more sh!t from the MFM and the Minority leader.
More expense money. More benefits.
2+ years with a decent salary to do Sweet F*ck all.
(and apparently will qualify for the "Rangell Tax Plan" = No pay)
After leaving will get retirement pay and benefits that will include senate time.
Will then be able to make 20k to 30k per speaking engagement out on the celeb talk circuit.

That's if He is unable to parlay that tv exposure (he hopes) into a run for Pres. ( THEY ALL THINK THEY SHOULD BE PRES)

587 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:25:38pm

Is North Korea’s collapse too disturbing to even talk about?

Last week, the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) released a report called Preparing for Sudden Change in North Korea. Last week’s press coverage of the report featured the report’s estimate that stabilizing North Korea after a sudden collapse would require 460,000 foreign soldiers, should North Korea’s security services and special forces resist being “stabilized.” The report asserted that even a permissive stabilization operation would require 115,000 to 230,000 soldiers. The report’s authors assumed that the South Korean army would provide the vast majority of this manpower, aided by U.S. logistical support. But in the worst case scenario, South Korea and the U.S. could not together scrape up enough troops to fulfill the mission, according to the report’s authors.
588 tackle  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:25:56pm

re: #575 the1sgjohns

Right on. Who's next?

589 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:26:02pm

re: #572 Walter L. Newton

What!

he thought I was you...perish the thought

590 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:26:15pm

Thirty-one brass cannons and other evidence on the wreck allowed definitive identification of the HMS Victory, 175-foot sailing ship that was separated from its fleet and sank in the English Channel on Oct. 4, 1744, with at least 900 men aboard, the company said. The ship was the largest and, with 110 brass cannons, the most heavily armed vessel of its day. It was the inspiration for the HMS Victory famously commanded by Adm. Horatio Nelson decades later.

591 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:26:34pm

re: #573 jcm

My favorite combo...
COEXIST
Mean People Suck.

On a Prius of course.

Acronym...CPD... Co-existing Prius Driver.

592 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:27:00pm

re: #582 buzzsawmonkey

Hoover was much better at gunning down bank robbers like Dillinger in a hail of bullets.

I remember getting a library book when I was a kid about the FBI; it was old enough to have been published in the Hoover days. I can still remember the photo spread about their firearms training; remarkable how much that has changed. (They were big, big into one-hand pistol shooting, for instance.)

593 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:27:19pm

re: #529 jwb7605

I've heard his re-election was in grave doubt.
The governor has agreed to appoint a Republican in his place, but I believe it's a super-liberal (RINO) person.

That is what I was getting at ...that there would be one less republican in the senate ...Wow ...who knew they makes back room deals in the White House ...


///

594 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:27:21pm

re: #587 Kenneth

Is North Korea’s collapse too disturbing to even talk about?

I am sure China could scrape that many up in jig time.

595 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:27:40pm

re: #570 Occasional Reader

Bah. Make him take you to "Chez Réchérche des Temps Perdus", and make him pay for everything. Order something from the Endangered Species list, flambée. Order a bottle of '68 Chateauneuf du Pape, and then send it back...

/

Have you never heard of the Nightside series of books, Simon Green, sort of a Phillip Marlowe in a fantasy place called "The Nightside," which is a place in London, over 6000 years old, where all arcana intersects.

You can only get to the place if you know the entrances.

There is a resturant that has an Endangered Species Menu.

596 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:27:41pm

re: #523 Dianna

Everyone was gay, from a certain perspective!

Is this a bad time to point out that back then it meant 'happy.'

597 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:28:03pm

Obama Picks Porn Lawyer As Deputy Attorney General

David Ogden has collected checks from Playboy and Penthouse to fight any attempts to establish filters on federally-funded public libraries. Ogden even sued the federal government in an attempt to publish Braille versions of Playboy magazine – at taxpayer expense

598 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:28:05pm

re: #587 Kenneth

Is North Korea’s collapse too disturbing to even talk about?

Let's hope Dear Leader will go to the big palace in the sky soon and the government will just collapse on itself. I hope that situation does not get ugly. I had a buddy that was stationed at the DMZ. He told me those Norks were crazy.

599 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:28:19pm

re: #595 Walter L. Newton

Have you never heard of the Nightside series of books, Simon Green, sort of a Phillip Marlowe in a fantasy place called "The Nightside," which is a place in London, over 6000 years old, where all arcana intersects.

You can only get to the place if you know the entrances.

There is a resturant that has an Endangered Species Menu.


Nope. I just made that part up.

600 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:28:34pm

re: #591 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Acronym...CPD... Co-existing Prius Driver.

There are a lot of acronyms for drivers out there. A favorite in Wisconsin is FIB in regards to Chicago drivers.

601 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:28:52pm

re: #551 albusteve

Romo has already strutted his stuff...he'a a HoFer already...we don't speak about QC...

High profile GF's are a cool strut, but the guy's an over-rated waste. If you were going waste-factor, then go all the way. You know who I'm talking about --> Terrel Owens!

602 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:28:56pm

re: #594 Peacekeeper

I'm not sure the US, South Korea or Japan would want China to swallow North Korea. Becuse once the PLA marched into North Korea, they won't leave.

603 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:29:00pm

Later.

604 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:29:06pm

re: #511 doppelganglander

That does suck. I got a new debit card in the mail today, even though my old one (on my personal account) doesn't expire until 2010. It may be for my joint account, but I don't remember ordering one. It looks all legit-like, but I'm still afraid to use it. I guess it's off to voice mail hell for me.

If you speak Spanish to get to be first in line, for some odd reason.

605 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:29:42pm

re: #511 doppelganglander

That does suck. I got a new debit card in the mail today, even though my old one (on my personal account) doesn't expire until 2010. It may be for my joint account, but I don't remember ordering one. It looks all legit-like, but I'm still afraid to use it. I guess it's off to voice mail hell for me.

The wife and I have one credit card to our name...we put everything on it and pay it off each month. The family has been on six big trips using the mileage.

I have mileage for another trip now, but I can't afford to go anywhere.
*sigh*

606 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:29:48pm

re: #599 Occasional Reader

Nope. I just made that part up.

You're Simon R. Green? I love your books.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

607 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:29:53pm
608 GGMac  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:30:09pm

Here's a hoot - via Powerline, from commenter 'Gregory of Yardale' at gatewaypundit:

"There are two kinds of people in the electorate: 1. People who remember how horrible the Jimmy Carter years were. 2. People who are about to find out."

609 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:30:13pm

re: #587 Kenneth

Too big to fail?

610 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:30:25pm

re: #602 Kenneth

I'm not sure the US, South Korea or Japan would want China to swallow North Korea. Becuse once the PLA marched into North Korea, they won't leave.

Sort of like Tibet. Geeze, does that mean we'll see "Free North Korea" T-shirts on damn near every freaking moonbat?

611 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:30:31pm

re: #559 Alouette

From the link:

The message of the bumper stickers themselves has no relevance to the result; peaceful messages of unity are just as much a warning sign as are offensive or hostile statements.

I would say the peaceful messages of unity increase the likelihood. It seems to me that the peace and love crowd tends to be a very angry group.

612 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:30:34pm

re: #608 GGMac

THAT is funny

613 BigMoo  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:31:03pm

re: #608 GGMac
That's bumper sticker material for sure.

614 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:31:13pm

re: #536 Empire1

Make sure he puts a catch tray under the new water heater. It's a large shallow tub that the water heater can sit in and can be piped to send any leakage to a safe place to drain. Why they never install these to begin with, I'll never understand. It's only a few dollars worth of plastic and can save $$$.

615 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:31:25pm
616 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:31:27pm

re: #570 Occasional Reader

Bah. Make him take you to "Chez Réchérche des Temps Perdus", and make him pay for everything. Order something from the Endangered Species list, flambée. Order a bottle of '68 Chateauneuf du Pape, and then send it back...

/

The Swann is quite good - they'll make it your way.

617 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:31:29pm

Obama, Canada & Afghanistan

There is little doubt that the current euphoria accompanying the new President into office will make it more difficult for NATO leaders to say no when the inevitable requests for additional troop support are made. Canadian commentators are already speculating that we will be asked to stay in Afghanistan in a combat role after 2011. Mr. Obama could well raise the issue during his visit.

618 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:31:29pm

re: #517 Peacekeeper

But I thought cotton was king?

US Cotton hung up it's crown several years ago...can't compete on the world market.

619 scottishbuzzsaw  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:32:30pm

re: #611 Ford_Prefect

From the link:


I would say the peaceful messages of unity increase the likelihood. It seems to me that the peace and love crowd tends to be a very angry group.

Couldn't agree more.

620 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:32:36pm
621 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:32:51pm
622 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:33:11pm

re: #602 Kenneth

I'm not sure the US, South Korea or Japan would want China to swallow North Korea. Becuse once the PLA marched into North Korea, they won't leave.


not a desirable thing, but if we can't find the troops-they will.

623 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:33:25pm

re: #601 DeafDog

High profile GF's are a cool strut, but the guy's an over-rated waste. If you were going waste-factor, then go all the way. You know who I'm talking about --> Terrel Owens!

I'm not much of an Owens fan...I'm behind Romo 100%...he'll get better

624 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:33:30pm

re: #507 Silhouette

Reminds me of the lizard (I forget the nic) that was complaining to us all that a gal poured a Wendy's Frosty on him on their first date.

Instead of sympathy, he got twenty responses, "You took her to Wendy's on your FIRST DATE?"

;-)

Hey, if it's good enough for John and Elizabeth Edwards...

My husband took me to IHOP on our first date, but in his defense, we were poverty-stricken college students at the time.

625 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:33:38pm

re: #584 jcm

If the head of the Treasury Dept. and thus the IRS and tax code can't fiqure it out...

DOSEN'T THAT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE TAX CODE?!

YES it does. Freakin scary. I read the rest of the article which says she (Killefer) had a tax lien on her house. Those lien are issued only after they employer ignores repeated attempts to get them to pay their taxes. So not only did she forget (which I could see it happening as an honest mistake) but then ignored the requests to pay repeatedly.

Maybe this is how Obama cleans out the Demos, one by one but only after asking them to join his "team".

626 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:33:42pm

re: #607 taxfreekiller

one handed pistol shooting is not so bad if you have one in each hand

while diving thru the air or while engaged in a high speed pursuit.

627 Desert Dog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:07pm

re: #618 jorline

US Cotton hung up it's crown several years ago...can't compete on the world market.

Still lots of cotton down here in AZ. When I first moved here in the 80's from Denver I could not believe all of the agriculture in the Phoenix area. Citrus, cotton, even corn. They have built cookie-cutter house on top of many of the old farms now, but if you go south towards Tucson, you'll still see mile after mile of cotton fields on the Rez.

628 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:10pm

re: #618 jorline

US Cotton hung up it's crown several years ago...can't compete on the world market.

It's a tight knit group

629 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:11pm

re: #607 taxfreekiller

one handed pistol shooting is not so bad if you have one in each hand

Wild Bill...heh

630 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:23pm

re: #620 FrogMarch

Where's Obama?


KY went for McCain.

631 rawmuse  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:28pm

re: #322 taxfreekiller

68% of the homes in the San Francisco bay area are worth less than the current loan balances.

Go Green , vote Al Gore, vote Democrat, give Barney Frank a chance.

Facts count up.

Mine is NOT one of them, mos' def'.

632 jwb7605  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:33pm

re: #622 Peacekeeper

not a desirable thing, but if we can't find the troops-they will.

They did the first time, according to my Korean War vet friends.

633 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:34pm

re: #608 GGMac

Here's a hoot - via Powerline, from commenter 'Gregory of Yardale' at gatewaypundit:

"There are two kinds of people in the electorate: 1. People who remember how horrible the Jimmy Carter years were. 2. People who are about to find out."

No kidding.

634 Daisy  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:37pm

re: #278 zombie

Perhaps a flawed man who does great things - despite himself - is all a hero needs to be.

635 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:37pm

re: #621 buzzsawmonkey

Kind of dropped the boll, you might say.

A necessary weevil.

636 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:34:41pm

re: #621 buzzsawmonkey

Kind of dropped the boll, you might say.

Don't gin up trouble.

637 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:35:02pm

re: #554 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I just love Cake!

Chocolate? Is there chocolate cake?

638 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:35:13pm

re: #628 faraway

It's a tight knit group

I'm a little sheepish to get in on this one.

639 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:35:41pm

re: #629 albusteve

Wild Bill...heh


Aces and Eights...

640 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:35:41pm

re: #566 Walter L. Newton

I don't care. I grew up in Brooklyn. I saw things. I can't change that. What, do we need a multicultural Mafia now?

Yeah, it's called the Italian Anti-Defamation league.
And if youse don' like it, we'lla breaka you face.

641 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:35:46pm

re: #609 Silhouette

Yeah, just like Goldman Sacks.

642 Eowyn2  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:35:46pm

re: #14 zombie

Only nine more days to the 200th anniversary of February 12, 1809!

Two of the most important people in history were born on that exact day, at nearly the exact same moment.

Name them.

hey blinkin.

643 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:35:55pm

re: #488 DeafDog

Non Sequitur is my middle name...seriously.

Oh, sounds European. (Allstate Commercial)

644 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:36:01pm

re: #630 newsjunkie_ky

KY went for McCain.

oh - so to heck with red states when natural disasters strike?

645 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:36:06pm

re: #621 buzzsawmonkey

Kind of dropped the boll, you might say.

The weevil is in the details.

646 satan sidekick  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:36:18pm

re: #506 JacksonTn
Jackson
Drove through Jackson TN last summer and got some lunch at your local Sonic. Looks like a nice place to live.

Anyway - I live in NH and while we used to be a Republican state they changed the voting laws a few years back so that all college students can vote in our elections even when they are from another state, so now we are heading to be completely Red. Gregg is the only Republican in Congress from NH now and he knows the odds of his winning in 2010 are slim. This way he bows out without losing an election. He's a big loss in the sentate because he's a true fiscal conservative. Still no word on who his replacement will be. I am hoping for someone like Ray Wieczorek the former mayor of Manchester who is a fiscal conservative but I suppose that would be too much to ask from a Dem governor

647 Soona'  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:36:30pm

re: #587 Kenneth

Is North Korea’s collapse too disturbing to even talk about?

Is NK really collapsing or is this just a state department hypothetical?

648 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:36:33pm

re: #595 Walter L. Newton

Have not heard of that, but it sounds interesting. The description reminds me of Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.

649 Peacekeeper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:36:46pm

G'nite!

650 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:37:09pm

re: #640 jcw46

Yeah, it's called the Italian Anti-Defamation league.
And if youse don' like it, we'lla breaka you face.

Bit saying a word about my mom or spicy meatballs...:)

651 scottishbuzzsaw  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:37:14pm

re: #624 doppelganglander

My husband took me to IHOP on our first date, but in his defense, we were poverty-stricken college students at the time.

My husband took me to Howard Johnson's (30 years ago!) on our first date. He nearly broke a tooth on a stealth pebble in his mashed potatoes...

652 satan sidekick  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:37:24pm

OOPS - Freudian slip. I meant we are heading to be a completely blue state - not red.

653 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:37:29pm

re: #642 Eowyn2

hey blinkin.

Don't get Darwinian.

654 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:37:36pm

re: #635 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

A necessary weevil.

You can spin and weave all day, but that won't make it true.

655 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:37:40pm

re: #600 Honorary Yooper

There are a lot of acronyms for drivers out there. A favorite in Wisconsin is FIB in regards to Chicago drivers.

They call us FIB's all of the time.

656 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:37:49pm

What do others in the northern climes keep their thermostats set at? I've been killed this winter on the bills and I've got young kids and a cold-blooded (strictly biologically speaking, she's a very warm person) wife and I've got it auto-programmed for 67 when we're around and awake and 62 at night.

657 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:38:11pm

re: #561 WriterMom

Just change it to the Hokey-Pokey and it will be kosher for the kids...

Lets take a look at those lyrics first, then decide whether or not they are kid friendly.

You put your right hand in.
You take your right hand out.
You put your right hand in.
And you shake it all about.

OMG. That song is disgusting!

658 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:38:27pm
659 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:38:57pm

re: #640 jcw46

Yeah, it's called the Italian Anti-Defamation league.
And if youse don' like it, we'lla breaka you face.

ungatz

660 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:39:02pm

re: #644 FrogMarch

oh - so to heck with red states when natural disasters strike?


the 0 and wife are too busy entertaining to be bothered with a state that didn't recognize their oneness.

661 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:39:02pm

re: #654 faraway

You can spin and weave all day, but that won't make it true.

Sounds like a fabrication to me.

662 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:39:04pm

re: #656 Spenser (with an S)

Crap...define "killed". You are keeping the house fairly arctic now.

663 Kragar  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:39:39pm

re: #640 jcw46

Yeah, it's called the Italian Anti-Defamation league.
And if youse don' like it, we'lla breaka you face.

First, we use Italian Martial Arts
"Vinnie, Tony, lets kick his ass!"

Then we get to perform Italian CPR
"Get up before ya fookin' die"

664 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:39:40pm

Gaza Terror Group Showcase New Rocket.



The Salah al-Din Brigades, the military wing of the Popular Resistance Committees, released a video on Tuesday in which members of the terror group are seen firing a 'Sijil' type rocket towards the Eshkol Regional Council in southern Israel.

The organiza More..tion claims that this is the first time a rocket of this type is fired from the Gaza Strip.

I call bullshit.

665 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:39:45pm

re: #657 CyanSnowHawk

Lets take a look at those lyrics first, then decide whether or not they are kid friendly.

You put your right hand in.
You take your right hand out.
You put your right hand in.
And you shake it all about.

OMG. That song is disgusting!

The Hokey Pokey
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for the family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in... and then the trouble started.

666 Empire1  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:40:15pm

re: #614 jcw46

Make sure he puts a catch tray under the new water heater. It's a large shallow tub that the water heater can sit in and can be piped to send any leakage to a safe place to drain. Why they never install these to begin with, I'll never understand. It's only a few dollars worth of plastic and can save $$$.

He's planning to -- that was one of the first things he mentioned when he found out the old one would have to be replaced.

667 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:40:34pm

re: #618 jorline

US Cotton hung up it's crown several years ago...can't compete on the world market.

Most of the imported sheets are crappy.

668 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:40:36pm

re: #536 Empire1

Aren't you glad to be a renter right about now? If it were me, I'd be having a nervous breakdown trying to figure out how much it would cost to replace the water heater.

669 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:40:37pm

re: #621 buzzsawmonkey

Kind of dropped the boll, you might say.

wee vil overcome.

670 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:40:37pm

re: #661 Ford_Prefect

Sounds like a fabrication to me.

Put a sock in it. That's just a big yarn.

671 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:40:40pm

re: #638 Ford_Prefect

I'm a little sheepish to get in on this one.

Just statin' the flax.

672 Eowyn2  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:40:46pm

re: #480 Ford_Prefect

I like the Obama 08 I saw on a hummer.

673 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:40:53pm

re: #665 Dustyvet

Oh gosh, that Dusty old joke again.

674 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:41:03pm

re: #670 faraway

Put a sock in it. That's just a big yarn.

Darn these puns!

675 satan sidekick  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:41:08pm

re: #656 Spenser (with an S)


We keep our thermostat set at 70 during the day when we're home and turn it down to 65 at night and when we're at work. 67 is pretty cold. Maybe you should buy her one of those Snuglis or she could wear her bathrobe backwards

676 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:41:15pm

re: #662 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #656 Spenser (with an S)

Crap...define "killed". You are keeping the house fairly arctic now

We've got a pretty drafty 40 yr. old house and my last 2 gas bills were $222 and $225.

677 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:41:19pm
678 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:41:20pm
679 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:41:54pm

re: #673 Walter L. Newton

Oh gosh, that Dusty old joke again.

Oh well...

Put the Parrot on...


Hi Masiey...:)

680 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:42:04pm

re: #664 Killgore Trout

They get that footage here?

681 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:42:15pm

re: #664 Killgore Trout

Amazing what you can do with no power, no food, no supplies, no ports, no transportation...only tunnels to herd your goat in.

682 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:42:17pm

re: #647 Soona'

It's a hypothetical, about what would happen and how to respond. Basically, the conclusion is that there has been no preparation for such a collapse.

683 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:42:22pm

re: #674 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Darn these puns!

Ah, quite needling me.

684 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:42:47pm

re: #679 Dustyvet

Hi Masiey...:)

What!

685 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:43:08pm

re: #648 Scion9

Have not heard of that, but it sounds interesting. The description reminds me of Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.

Neverwhere is good, but it didn't remind me of the stories Walter mentioned; that setting reminded me more of Diagon Alley from the Harry Potter series.

Neverwhere is available as a BBC series or as a book. I think there are a lot of in jokes about the London Underground that I don't get.

686 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:43:19pm

re: #658 buzzsawmonkey

Fanatic Identifiers of Borealis?

Heh, no.

Fucking Illinois Bastards.

687 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:43:23pm

re: #684 Walter L. Newton

What!

Silly Parrot...:)

688 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:43:24pm

re: #683 Ford_Prefect

Ah, quite needling me.

Let's sew this one up, shall we?

689 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:43:29pm

re: #675 satan sidekick

We keep our thermostat set at 70 during the day

Only 70? But, you're Satan. My Sunday school teacher said you lived in a lake of fire?

690 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:43:30pm
691 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:43:39pm

re: #677 buzzsawmonkey

I always thought that "The Hokey Pokey" was an oblique symbolic ode to dating, commitment, and marriage--hence its popularity at weddings.

Nope. It is a hate crime.

692 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:44:06pm

re: #627 Desert Dog

Still lots of cotton down here in AZ. When I first moved here in the 80's from Denver I could not believe all of the agriculture in the Phoenix area. Citrus, cotton, even corn. They have built cookie-cutter house on top of many of the old farms now, but if you go south towards Tucson, you'll still see mile after mile of cotton fields on the Rez.

My wife's family are all farmers in south TX. It use to be 50% cotton and 50% grain sorghum. The last two years it has been 90% grain and 10% cotton because of the price and world market. They didn't plant any cotton this year. China grows a lot of the worlds cotton now. The main money maker for the farm over the last several years has been sugar cane. They bought additional acreage a few years back just for the cane.

693 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:44:33pm

re: #691 Scion9

Nope. It is a hate crime.

/ Is nothing sacred anymore?

694 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:44:33pm
695 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:44:42pm

re: #664 Killgore Trout

Gaza Terror Group Showcase New Rocket.


[Video]
I call bullshit.

So they are starving but get new rockets? Let them eat rocket fuel!

696 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:44:47pm

re: #688 faraway

Let's sew this one up, shall we?

Ha, you got me in stitches.

697 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:45:08pm

re: #685 Kosh's Shadow

I've read the book, never saw the series. I doubt it offers anything that the book does not though.

698 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:45:13pm

re: #691 Scion9

Nope. It is a hate crime.

You're thinking of the "Honkey-Punky."

699 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:45:54pm

re: #692 jorline

My wife's family are all farmers in south TX. It use to be 50% cotton and 50% grain sorghum. The last two years it has been 90% grain and 10% cotton because of the price and world market. They didn't plant any cotton this year. China grows a lot of the worlds cotton now. The main money maker for the farm over the last several years has been sugar cane. They bought additional acreage a few years back just for the cane.

Around here, it seems what used to be planted in cotton is now planted in corn. Ethanol?

700 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:45:54pm

Stein out as UVM commencement speaker

Stein has expressed opinions critical of evolutionary theory and in favor of intelligent design, for which he has been sharply criticized in academic circles. He has also offered views on the role of science in the Holocaust that some have found offensive.

701 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:46:00pm

re: #615 buzzsawmonkey

Not as long as you are willing to be reminded that "gay" as applied to "homosexual" is actually a contraction from the term "the gay life," which in the late 19th century applied to theatre people, artist/bohemians, demi-mondaines in general, prostitutes, etc.--basically anyone who wasn't "respectable" but was intermittently capable of mixing in respectable society.

The use of "gay" to apply to any aspect of "the life" (i.e., non-respectable life) continued up through the late '20s, but had begun to be applied strictly to the homosexual subculture by the mid-late 1930s.

All of which occurred after Lincoln was dead.

702 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:46:13pm

re: #695 Kosh's Shadow

So they are starving but get new rockets? Let them eat rocket fuel!

I'll use Charles line here...HEY MAN JUST UNCLENCH YOUR FREAKIN FIST, ok Dude.

703 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:46:15pm

re: #694 buzzsawmonkey

I kinda figgered.

racist

704 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:46:15pm

re: #695 Kosh's Shadow

So they are starving but get new rockets? Let them eat rocket fuel!

The Mythbusters did make a salami-powered rocket on one episode.

705 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:46:43pm
706 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:46:46pm

The couple who forced gay marriage on Massachusetts are divorcing:
[Link: www.bostonherald.com...]

707 jcm  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:46:47pm

re: #621 buzzsawmonkey

Kind of dropped the boll, you might say.

That's a weevil thing to say.

708 Moonbat Serenade  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:47:09pm

re: #656 Spenser (with an S)

65 day, 60 night

709 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:47:11pm

re: #676 Spenser (with an S)

We've got a pretty drafty 40 yr. old house and my last 2 gas bills were $222 and $225.

Maybe the draftiness is the problem, because 67 is incredibly cold. We keep it at 72 during waking hours (I work at home) and 70 at night and our gas bill is in the neighborhood of $300. But it's a fairly big house with a two-story foyer, which in retrospect was a dumb move. Have you considered the plastic sheets that go over your windows? You heat them with a hair dryer and they form a pretty tight barrier.

710 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:47:15pm

Hannity is discussing the noshowzero in KY now. FEMA is doing nada here.
My 81 year old StepMom is still without power. She is with my StepSister, who is also without power but has a generator.

711 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:47:20pm

re: #687 Dustyvet

Silly Parrot...:)

Awk - Polly wants a debit card.

712 Mauser  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:47:28pm

Check this out. I wrote a Bumper Sticker!

[Link: www.cafepress.com...]

I made it a comment on Black and Right, and Bob asked if he could run with it.

713 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:47:35pm

re: #702 the1sgjohns

I'll use Charles line here...HEY MAN JUST UNCLENCH YOUR FREAKIN FIST, ok Dude.

Ofcourse I am referring to the Pallys here.

714 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:47:53pm

re: #668 doppelganglander

Aren't you glad to be a renter right about now? If it were me, I'd be having a nervous breakdown trying to figure out how much it would cost to replace the water heater.

I have insurance for that! A home warranty - worth every single penny!

715 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:47:59pm

re: #711 debutaunt

Awk - Polly wants a debit card.

LOL... no wait... that wasn't funny.

716 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:48:18pm

re: #701 CyanSnowHawk

John Adams slept with Ben Franklin. Need I say more?

717 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:48:24pm

re: #712 Mauser

Check this out. I wrote a Bumper Sticker!

[Link: www.cafepress.com...]

I made it a comment on Black and Right, and Bob asked if he could run with it.

Excellent!

718 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:48:24pm

re: #697 Scion9

I've read the book, never saw the series. I doubt it offers anything that the book does not though.

It does give you visuals. I had guessed at how most of the characters looked pretty well.
I can understand not wanting to buy anything from the BBC now; I bought it a few years ago.

719 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:48:34pm

re: #712 Mauser

Check this out. I wrote a Bumper Sticker!

[Link: www.cafepress.com...]

I made it a comment on Black and Right, and Bob asked if he could run with it.

LOL If Obama nominates 25 more Dems, the budget will be balanced!

720 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:48:44pm

re: #690 buzzsawmonkey

I'm gonna have to bale on the cotton puns. I don't have the moral fiber to continue.

YOU picked the topic.

721 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:48:48pm

re: #676 Spenser (with an S)

We've got a pretty drafty 40 yr. old house and my last 2 gas bills were $222 and $225.

Piker!

722 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:48:50pm

re: #671 redstateredneck

Just statin' the flax.

Soy, what's your point...?

723 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:48:54pm
724 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:49:05pm

re: #705 buzzsawmonkey

I didn't write the article. I'm just the messenger.

725 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:49:09pm

re: #582 buzzsawmonkey

My point being, the FED put away our worst gansters on tax evasion then, not murder, etc., - but not now!

726 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:49:22pm

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

727 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:49:42pm

re: #694 buzzsawmonkey

I kinda figgered.

Well, they should be grateful. Who else would buy all those gift baskets of cheese and those Hodag postcards?

Don't forget that Cheesehead delicacy, fried cheese curds. Now that'll make your arteries harden just by thinking of them.

728 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:49:47pm

re: #704 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

The Mythbusters did make a salami-powered rocket on one episode.

Pork salami is haram. They'd have to make rockets out of it since they can't eat it.

729 brookly red  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:50:00pm

re: #710 newsjunkie_ky

I have that on too... I wounder if there is any stimulis $ to bury power lines?

730 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:50:15pm

re: #674 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Put a sock in it. That's just a big yarn.


Darn these puns!


darn these socks...

731 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:50:24pm
732 Moonbat Serenade  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:50:39pm

A baby Harp seal walks up to the bar. Bartender says "What will it be ?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks".

733 ladycatnip  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:50:44pm

IBD has a creepy article about Alinsky's influence on the O. Everything Obama did was right out of this playbook. Wonder when Obama's entire mask will slip; so far we've only seen glimpses.

734 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:51:11pm

University of New Hampshire President Bonnie Newman (R) may replace Judd Gregg in Senate:
[Link: www.capecodonline.com...]

735 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:51:12pm

re: #690 buzzsawmonkey

I'm gonna have to bale on the cotton puns. I don't have the moral fiber to continue.

So you are going to shrink from your duties here?
Just out of whole cloth you quit? I'll needle you forever.. In fact I've got my people spooling up puns...( I've run out of material)

736 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:51:23pm

re: #732 Moonbat Serenade

A baby Harp seal walks up to the bar. Bartender says "What will it be ?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks".

LOL! Ding!

737 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:51:29pm

re: #704 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Yes, and I don't think I've laughed that hard in a very long time.

738 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:51:47pm

re: #712 Mauser

Check this out. I wrote a Bumper Sticker!

[Link: www.cafepress.com...]

I made it a comment on Black and Right, and Bob asked if he could run with it.

Perfect.

739 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:52:01pm

re: #729 brookly red

I have that on too... I wounder if there is any stimulis $ to bury power lines?


If there is, it is only in the blue states.

740 Moonbat Serenade  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:52:10pm

re: #736 Ford_Prefect

Thank you, Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Try the brisket.

741 gmsc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:52:22pm

50 years ago today, the event which inspired this song happened:

742 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:52:28pm
743 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:52:39pm

re: #727 Honorary Yooper

Don't forget that Cheesehead delicacy, fried cheese curds. Now that'll make your arteries harden just by thinking of them.

Those are great, but you have not lived until you have had the Original Cream Puffs

744 Empire1  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:52:44pm

re: #668 doppelganglander

Aren't you glad to be a renter right about now? If it were me, I'd be having a nervous breakdown trying to figure out how much it would cost to replace the water heater.

Actually, I've been quite happy to be a renter ever since we moved into this place. The landlord and -lady are great people, good friends as well as neighbors, and I barely have to mention a problem before it's taken care of. (No, I don't abuse it!)

Of course, it helps that it's the landlord's childhood home, and they lived here until the mid-70s when they built their place about 150 feet away, and it doesn't hurt that we take care of small stuff on our own without bothering them! It's like old-fashioned neighbors except that I go over the first of every month to pay the rent, and we visit back and forth quite a bit -- though not as much in winter!

745 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:53:21pm

re: #732 Moonbat Serenade

A baby Harp seal walks up to the bar. Bartender says "What will it be ?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks".

Heh. I've heard the shorter version

-So, a baby Harp seal walks into a club...

746 yochanan  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:53:53pm

re: #642 Eowyn2

hey blinkin.

Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809)

747 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:53:55pm

re: #699 redstateredneck

Around here, it seems what used to be planted in cotton is now planted in corn. Ethanol?

Yep..the ethanol boom is the reason why everyone plants grain here.

748 Soona'  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:54:02pm

re: #696 Ford_Prefect

Ha, you got me in stitches.

All of you punsters are running out of material.

749 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:54:08pm

re: #742 buzzsawmonkey

The FBI did get Lepke Buchalter, the founder of Murder, Inc., on murder charges, and did get a number of bank robbers and kidnappers during the Depression. They didn't get a lot of bootleggers, for the simple reason that bootlegging came under the Treasury's jurisdiction.

Revenooers!

750 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:54:09pm

re: #740 Moonbat Serenade

Thank you, Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Try the brisket.

I see that you are a newbie. Welcome to the asylum.

751 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:54:09pm

re: #723 Ford_Prefect

From a link in your link:

An Australian man who was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants as he got off a flight from the Middle East

Do I even want to know...

He was Australian. That's all you need to know.

752 Wishing  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:54:33pm

re: #691 Scion9

Nope. It is a hate crime.

This is HYSTERICAL! The RCC has anti-semites running amuck and they worry about the Hokey Pokey!
Will remember to hum a few bars regularly. LOL

753 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:54:40pm

Boss Warning:

A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and
tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back
wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!"

754 godfrey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:54:47pm

re: #751 Kenneth

Good things they weren't baby crocs.

755 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:55:09pm
756 capitalist piglet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:55:17pm

re: #660 newsjunkie_ky

the 0 and wife are too busy entertaining to be bothered with a state that didn't recognize their oneness.

Where's the outrage? Where's Shep Smith?

757 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:55:20pm

re: #748 Soona'

All of you punsters are running out of material.

I think we can weave a few more, smooth as silk.

758 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:55:22pm

re: #716 BatGuano

John Adams slept with Ben Franklin. Need I say more?

Yeah, and then they bickered like an old married couple about the window being open.

759 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:55:30pm

re: #735 HoosierHoops

So you are going to shrink from your duties here?
Just out of whole cloth you quit? I'll needle you forever.. In fact I've got my people spooling up puns...( I've run out of material)

Well darn it...

760 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:55:32pm

re: #741 gmsc

Thank you for the reminder. My wife and I were on you tube last night listening to Buddy Holly.

761 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:55:37pm

re: #747 jorline

Yep..the ethanol boom is the reason why everyone plants grain here.

Same here. Shitty results: Largest Wisconsin Ethanol plant files for bankruptcy protection

762 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:55:51pm

re: #747 jorline

Yep..the ethanol boom is the reason why everyone plants grain here.

corn is harsh on the dirt...you need lots of chemicals to grow decent field corn...and that's in the mid west...we are all fucked up

763 Moonbat Serenade  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:56:15pm

re: #750 Ford_Prefect

I got in on an unannounced registration. Thanks for the welcome.

764 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:56:27pm

re: #710 newsjunkie_ky

Hannity is discussing the noshowzero in KY now. FEMA is doing nada here.
My 81 year old StepMom is still without power. She is with my StepSister, who is also without power but has a generator.


Could you call Shep if you see dead bodies sliding down the street?
/

765 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:56:37pm

re: #756 capitalist piglet

Where's the outrage? Where's Shep Smith?


Too small a story for that idiot.

766 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:56:44pm

re: #731 buzzsawmonkey

"Gay" might have been applied to "the gay life" during Lincoln's lifetime; I'm not sure how far back into the 19th century the usage goes.

Well, Lincoln was known for going to the theater. "The gay life" makes it sound like so much fun, if you ignore the tuberculosis, absinthe hallucinations, and syphillis.

767 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:56:49pm

re: #753 faraway

Boss Warning:

A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and
tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back
wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!"

Hey faraway...being P/C that would be Barney Frank took his car...

768 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:56:58pm

re: #764 HoosierHoops

Could you call Shep if you see dead bodies sliding down the street?
/

Sean Penn will be sledding in to the rescue soon.

769 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:05pm

re: #743 Creeping Eruption

Those are great, but you have not lived until you have had the Original Cream Puffs

You've gotta love the Midwest for tasty fat food. :-)
/Just had a Beef & Cheddar at Portillo's yesterday. Real cheddar, none of that cheese whiz junk.

770 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:07pm
771 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:38pm

re: #765 newsjunkie_ky

Too small a story for that idiot.

Edward R. Shep...man on the beat

772 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:43pm

re: #764 HoosierHoops

Could you call Shep if you see dead bodies sliding down the street?
/

LOL! I shouldn't have, but I did.

773 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:45pm

re: #766 doppelganglander

Well, Lincoln was known for going to the theater. "The gay life" makes it sound like so much fun, if you ignore the tuberculosis, absinthe hallucinations, and syphillis.

Who would want to do Walt Whitman unless he had the best opium?

774 thefallingman  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:50pm

I'm starting to hate Soldiers. My hair's going to be full gray by the time this is all over.

775 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:54pm
776 Soona'  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:56pm

re: #751 Kenneth

He was Australian. That's all you need to know.

Gives new meaning to the word "pecker".

777 satan sidekick  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:57:56pm

This just in
UnionLeader.com NewsAlert
Tuesday, Feb. 3, 4:35 p.m. -- Gov. John Lynch is announcing Bonnie Newman, a veteran of New Hampshire and White House politics, as his choice to replace U.S. Sen. Judd Gregg, who was nominated by President Barack Obama today to be Secretary of Commerce. Lynch says Newman has promised not to run for the seat in 2010. Look for more details shortly on UnionLeader.com.

778 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:58:08pm

re: #748 Soona'

All of you punsters are running out of material.

A man walked into an antique shop. He looked around for a while and then noticed a beautiful brass rat. He picked up the brass rat and asked the shop owner how much it cost.

The owner said, "It's $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story". The man paid the owner $10 and left the store with his brass rat.

As he left the store he noticed a little furry face peering at him from the gutter. Then he saw another furry whiskered face watching him. As he walked along the street he began to see rats everywhere he looked. They were coming out of trash cans, running out of downspouts, dropping down from roofs. They were everywhere!

The man began walking faster, hoping to get away from the rats but soon thousands were following him. He started running and tens of thousands of rats followed him, running even faster. He began to panic as hundreds of thousands of rats chased him. As he ran he noticed that he was approaching the river. In horror he saw millions of rats closing in on him and he had no means of escape!

He ran to the river bank and hurled the brass rat into the water. He watched as tens of millions of rats jumped into the water and drowned!

The man was quite shaken by all of this. He ran back to the antique shop and burst through the door. "So," the owner said. "You are back for the story?"

"No," the man said. I was just wondering if you had any brass politicians."

779 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:58:10pm

re: #762 albusteve

corn is harsh on the dirt...you need lots of chemicals to grow decent field corn...and that's in the mid west...we are all fucked up

And then you have the meth cooks stealing your anhydrous ammonia...what's a farmer to do?

780 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:58:37pm

Time to call it a day, honcos.

781 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:58:45pm

re: #770 buzzsawmonkey

If you don't have cornfields, how will Obama wish the Republicans into one?

/Twilight Zone off

If you plant it, will it grow?

782 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:58:47pm

re: #758 EmmmieG

But John Adams submitted to Ben's desires!

783 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:58:48pm

re: #769 Honorary Yooper

You've gotta love the Midwest for tasty fat food. :-)
/Just had a Beef & Cheddar at Portillo's yesterday. Real cheddar, none of that cheese whiz junk.

LOL. Around here, I don't think cheeze wiz even qualifies as cheese

784 redstateredneck  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:58:55pm

re: #763 Moonbat Serenade

I got in on an unannounced registration. Thanks for the welcome.

Snuck in the old door, huh? Well, enjoy!

785 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:02pm

re: #762 albusteve

corn is harsh on the dirt...you need lots of chemicals to grow decent field corn...and that's in the mid west...we are all fucked up

No, you need proper field rotation to plant corn. You alternate corn with soybeans. Corn removes nitrogen from the soil, and the beans fix it. Fertilizers get added to both.

786 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:02pm

re: #753 faraway

Boss Warning:

A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and
tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back
wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!"

From "Wet Dream" - They told me I'd blown a seal. I said fix the damn thing and keep my private life out of it, OK pal?

787 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:03pm

re: #768 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Sean Penn will be sledding in to the rescue soon.


I'll call geraldo to come as well. He can carry a Granny down a snowy slope.

788 capitalist piglet  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:08pm

re: #765 newsjunkie_ky

Too small a story for that idiot.

That's too bad. It'd be fun to see him hysterical and freezing his ass off.

789 doppelganglander  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:15pm

re: #763 Moonbat Serenade

I got in on an unannounced registration. Thanks for the welcome.

Welcome. Excellent nic.

790 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:23pm

Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.

791 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:31pm

Good News!

I just got final approval for my Home Refinancing!

This has been a very drawn out process - 2 months - because the bank was moving s-l-o-w-l-y. If I'm finally getting it done, then others are probably getting it done, too. Maybe an economic turnaround will happen regardless of the bailout bill!

792 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:40pm

re: #762 albusteve

corn is harsh on the dirt...you need lots of chemicals to grow decent field corn...and that's in the mid west...we are all fucked up

I don't know beans about corn, but I do know the ethanol boom took the corn out of the feedlots thus boosting beef and chicken prices.

793 gmsc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:45pm

re: #770 buzzsawmonkey

If you don't have cornfields, how will Obama wish the Republicans into one?

/Twilight Zone off

Did you ever see the sequel to that episode they did about 40 years later with Cloris Leachman and Bill Mumy? He has a daughter with similar powers, but she's tired of living in an isolated town.

794 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 1:59:54pm

re: #779 redstateredneck

And then you have the meth cooks stealing your anhydrous ammonia...what's a farmer to do?

grow thousands of acres of sweet green ganja...

795 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:01pm

re: #723 Ford_Prefect

From a link in your link:

An Australian man who was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants as he got off a flight from the Middle East

Do I even want to know...

I just saw the picture. Looks like a the wolfman wanted a snack for the flight.

796 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:07pm

re: #776 Soona'

ROFLMAO!

797 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:18pm
798 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:24pm

re: #791 DeafDog

Good News!

I just got final approval for my Home Refinancing!

This has been a very drawn out process - 2 months - because the bank was moving s-l-o-w-l-y. If I'm finally getting it done, then others are probably getting it done, too. Maybe an economic turnaround will happen regardless of the bailout bill!

Is Obama going to pay your mortgage?

799 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:30pm

re: #783 Creeping Eruption

LOL. Around here, I don't think cheeze wiz even qualifies as cheese

IIRC the label says "a non-dairy food product"

800 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:33pm

re: #782 BatGuano

But John Adams submitted to Ben's desires!

No, Ben just bored him to sleep.

See, they were just like an old married couple.

/kidding. Mostly.

801 Wishing  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:35pm

re: #735 HoosierHoops

So you are going to shrink from your duties here?
Just out of whole cloth you quit? I'll needle you forever.. In fact I've got my people spooling up puns...( I've run out of material)

Run-on pun...

802 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:38pm

This has to be the most double speak article I have ever read. Basically, the stimulus plan should be criticized, but the Republicans aren't the ones that should be doing it...

"It's hard to take Republican leaders too seriously when they criticize recovery plans for the economy; it's sort of like those geese criticizing evacuation plans for US Air 1549. Their critiques look even goofier when you see their alternatives."

And some how they got Bush back into it...

"They warn that President Obama's stimulus package will explode the debt — so they want to make President Bush's debt-exploding tax cuts permanent."

This is the "knight jump" reasoning that will we have to put up with for the next 4 years.

Time...

[Link: www.time.com...]

803 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:00:54pm
804 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:01:41pm

re: #761 Creeping Eruption

Same here. Shitty results: Largest Wisconsin Ethanol plant files for bankruptcy protection

Ethanol...another great plan of the government.

Can't wait till they get into the car and banking business.
///

805 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:01:44pm

re: #768 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Sean Penn will be sledding in to the rescue soon.

Hey you! never get to chat with you anymore.. I hope life finds you well and everything is wonderful in your life..

806 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:02:03pm

re: #769 Honorary Yooper

You've gotta love the Midwest for tasty fat food. :-)
/Just had a Beef & Cheddar at Portillo's yesterday. Real cheddar, none of that cheese whiz junk.


Ring Dings! I have not had one since I left FL.

807 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:02:07pm
808 yochanan  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:02:22pm

re: #755 buzzsawmonkey

note he was coming from the middleast

809 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:02:33pm

re: #785 Honorary Yooper

No, you need proper field rotation to plant corn. You alternate corn with soybeans. Corn removes nitrogen from the soil, and the beans fix it. Fertilizers get added to both.

then your producing only every other year...if you harvest the beans youre back to square one...corn is chemical intensive and water sensitive too...

810 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:03:22pm

An Arctic explorer came face to face with a polar bear. Afraid of being eaten, he fell to his knees and started praying.

When the polar bear knelt down beside him and started praying too, the man shouted, "It's a miracle!"

The polar bear opened one eye and said "Don't talk while I'm saying grace."

811 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:03:49pm

re: #803 taxfreekiller

The problem with your view is that of the four foreclosed properties in my neighborhood, all four sold last month and have people in them.

812 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:03:49pm
813 HoosierHoops  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:04:06pm

re: #780 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Time to call it a day, honcos.

Bye bye be safe

814 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:04:06pm

re: #794 albusteve

grow thousands of acres of sweet green ganja...

Indiana ditch weed.

You can actually find it in the ditches there in some places where they used to grow hemp during wwII. Of course the sheriff's know where those spots are too and they keep an eye out.

815 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:04:33pm

re: #802 Walter L. Newton

Only four years of doublespeak? I think not.

America has always been at war with Bush, Walter.

816 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:04:44pm

"WASHINGTON — Wells Fargo & Co., which received $25 billion in taxpayer bailout money, is planning a series of corporate junkets to Las Vegas casinos this month."

[Link: www.denverpost.com...]

(your tea is in the harbor)

817 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:04:51pm
818 Guanxi88  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:04:55pm

re: #809 albusteve

then your producing only every other year...if you harvest the beans youre back to square one...corn is chemical intensive and water sensitive too...

Well, not to sound like Jethro Tull here, but the beans fix nitrogen at the root level; the beans themselves, not so much. Plow 'em under and you're ready for the next year's corn crop.

Yes, it's true you only get corn every other year this way, but if you rotate your fields and your crops, you're always producing.

819 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:05:10pm

re: #798 faraway

Is Obama going to pay your mortgage?

Being a bitter-clinger, I wouldn't let him even if he offered.

820 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:05:34pm

re: #812 buzzsawmonkey

Then they probably weren't pigeons; he was probably stealing the peace doves from both sides.

No wonder they're squabbling.

I think he was falsely acoosed.

Gotta go! Later Lizards!

821 gmsc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:05:56pm

re: #797 buzzsawmonkey

Missed that one.

Just for completeness' sake:

It's a Good Life

It's Still a Good Life:
Part 1
Part 2

822 wrenchwench  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:05:56pm

re: #817 buzzsawmonkey

Somebody needs to photoshop Obama into the center of a cornfield maze as a comment on the whole ethanol scam.

Unfortunately, the caption will read, "A man outstanding in his field."

823 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:05:59pm

re: #762 albusteve

corn is harsh on the dirt...you need lots of chemicals to grow decent field corn...and that's in the mid west...we are all fucked up

Hominy times are you going to tell us that?

824 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:06:06pm

re: #658 buzzsawmonkey

Fanatic Identifiers of Borealis?

Exactly, but different.

825 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:06:19pm
826 Soona'  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:06:38pm

re: #792 jorline

I don't know beans about corn, but I do know the ethanol boom took the corn out of the feedlots thus boosting beef and chicken prices.

Luv dem chikins!

827 jcw46  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:06:57pm

re: #814 jcw46

Indiana ditch weed.

You can actually find it in the ditches there in some places where they used to grow hemp during wwII. Of course the sheriff's know where those spots are too and they keep an eye out.

Or so I've heard. :>

828 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:07:22pm
829 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:07:39pm

US-led warning for Sri Lanka's Tigers to surrender

This article says that the Tigers should give up to avoid a bloodbath. Why didn't the Pallys get this? But when the Israelis do this, it's genocide. What gives.

830 DeafDog  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:07:45pm

re: #818 Guanxi88

Well, not to sound like Jethro Tull here, but the beans fix nitrogen at the root level; the beans themselves, not so much. Plow 'em under and you're ready for the next year's corn crop.

Yes, it's true you only get corn every other year this way, but if you rotate your fields and your crops, you're always producing.


That sounded nothing like Aqualung

831 opnion  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:04pm

re: #816 Walter L. Newton

"WASHINGTON — Wells Fargo & Co., which received $25 billion in taxpayer bailout money, is planning a series of corporate junkets to Las Vegas casinos this month."

[Link: www.denverpost.com...]

(your tea is in the harbor)

The treasury is being looted & the red ink gets deeper. They are just laughing at us.

832 gmsc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:18pm

re: #822 wrenchwench

Unfortunately, the caption will read, "A man outstanding in his field."

That's an awful joke!

Updinged.

833 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:18pm
834 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:24pm

re: #816 Walter L. Newton

Or it's gonna be!

Hi Walter.

835 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:27pm

re: #829 the1sgjohns

But when the Israelis do this, it's genocide. What gives.

I think that you have answered your own question.

836 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:39pm

re: #829 the1sgjohns

US-led warning for Sri Lanka's Tigers to surrender

This article says that the Tigers should give up to avoid a bloodbath. Why didn't the Pallys get this? But when the Israelis do this, it's genocide. What gives.

I thought the Tigers were in Detroit?
///

837 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:40pm

Finally, the 1040DEM form.

Line 1: Are you a Democrat?

Line 2: How much income [d]o you want to declare for this year?

Line 3: How much tax do you feel like paying on that income?

838 Dianna  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:46pm

I must reply to whoever posted Bye Bye, Miss American Pie: The Saga Begins

839 Guanxi88  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:08:55pm

re: #822 wrenchwench

Unfortunately, the caption will read, "A man outstanding in his field."

Yeah, but then again, his presence in the cornfield would be the last puzzle piece needed to connect the One to the crop circle phenomenon; turns out, the patterns are the result of the joint action of his enormous ego and the speed with which he turns around 180 degrees from his previous positions.

840 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:09:04pm

re: #814 jcw46

Indiana ditch weed.

You can actually find it in the ditches there in some places where they used to grow hemp during wwII. Of course the sheriff's know where those spots are too and they keep an eye out.

we used to pick it from the N Judson area...mix it with reg Mexican weed then brick it and smuggle it to Toronto for big money...we had secret maps to the ditches etc...quite the adventure...one year our Canadian people traded us big ass hunks of Afghani hash because they didnt have any cash...friggin Canadians...

841 Guanxi88  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:09:18pm

re: #830 DeafDog

That sounded nothing like Aqualung

Ya gotta play it backward, but it's in there.

842 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:09:42pm
843 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:04pm

Later Lizards.

844 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:13pm
845 eon  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:15pm

re: #731 buzzsawmonkey

"Gay" might have been applied to "the gay life" during Lincoln's lifetime; I'm not sure how far back into the 19th century the usage goes. It would not have been a term applied exclusively to homosexual behavior, though; there was hardly any word for it, except "sodomy," that was in use until the late 19th century. At that time, the term "urning," applied to a member of "the third sex," gained brief currency; it is about that time that "homosexual," as an adjective, not a noun, also came into use. Euphemisms then current were to refer to someone as "fishy," or "musical."

Good evening, Lizards.

Another euphemism, from the early 20th century, was "gunsel". While commonly understood to mean a cheap hood in the Roaring Twenties and later, its original meaning was still current in some areas as late as the World War Two period. In the 1941 movie The Maltese Falcon, starring Humphrey Bogart and directed by John Huston, Sam Spade (Bogart) uses this term to refer to Wilmer (Elisha Cook Jr.), the rather nervous triggerman employed by Casper Gutman (Sydney Greenstreet). Wilmer's rather nasty reaction to Spade calling him this probably indicates that Wilmer did not interpret the aphorism as meaning he was merely low-rent muscle.

/Useless trivia for the day

cheers

eon

846 LGoPs  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:19pm

re: #836 jorline

I thought the Tigers were in Detroit?
///

You beat me to it...LOL
And by the way, any fool knows that Tiger's can't surrender. They don't have opposable thumbs so they can't sign the surrender documents...sheesh

847 gmsc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:32pm

re: #816 Walter L. Newton

"WASHINGTON — Wells Fargo & Co., which received $25 billion in taxpayer bailout money, is planning a series of corporate junkets to Las Vegas casinos this month."

[Link: www.denverpost.com...]

(your tea is in the harbor)

Speaking as a resident of Las Vegas, I say bring all $25 billion!

Don't gamble it all, though. We also have shows, shopping and activities like you wouldn't believe!

848 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:41pm

I could be totally wrong about President Obama. He does not seem to be the kind of guy with a really dirty "potty mouth".

But I'ma guess'n he has screamed the word "Fuck", oh, about ten thousand times in the past couple of weeks.

849 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:46pm

re: #818 Guanxi88

Well, not to sound like Jethro Tull here, but the beans fix nitrogen at the root level; the beans themselves, not so much. Plow 'em under and you're ready for the next year's corn crop.

Yes, it's true you only get corn every other year this way, but if you rotate your fields and your crops, you're always producing.

that's what I just said...it's doesnt cost nothing to plant beans and plow them under...

850 code red 21  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:48pm

re: #108 jwb7605

I thought I read estimates of 100,000 power poles down.
With the prospect of no power until March, that qualifies as disaster in my book.

In the Jacksonville, Fl newspaper under Nation Briefs it says: In the first real test of the BO administration's ability to respond to a disaster, Kentucky officials are giving the federal government good marks for its response to a deadly ice storm. Yet more than 300,000 residents remained without power Monday and some areas had yet to see aid workers. "We haven't seen FEMA," said a spokeswoman for the emergency operations center in Lyon County, about 95 miles NW of Nashville, Tenn.
If I lived in Kentucky I would kick the bastards out that are giving the feds high marks from what sounds to me like no fed response. Living without power till March while the messiah turns the heat up in the White House is where revolutionary ideas come from. Sorta of like a "let them eat cake" attitude.

851 Soona'  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:10:53pm

re: #814 jcw46

Indiana ditch weed.

You can actually find it in the ditches there in some places where they used to grow hemp during wwII. Of course the sheriff's know where those spots are too and they keep an eye out.

Ah! Back in the days when I lived in Ft. Wayne. Memories. (kind of)

852 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:11:07pm

re: #815 Scion9

America has been at WAR since WWII, most people just didn't want to acknowledge it. The fact that it was open hostilities only changed with Jimmy Carter. We've been playing catch up ever since.

853 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:11:13pm

re: #831 opnion

The treasury is being looted & the red ink gets deeper. They are just laughing at us.

All of them, every single damn one of them. But, there are som many people that are laughing along with them, so, there's nothing that's gonna stop them.

854 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:11:41pm
855 itellu3times  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:11:48pm

I'm haunted by something I cannot define.

856 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:12:14pm

re: #834 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Or it's gonna be!

Hi Walter.

The YTIITH Party (Your tea is in the harbor). I've started a new party, and I would like to have your support.

857 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:12:25pm

re: #723 Ford_Prefect

Ford (May I call you Ford?), my original ancestor was convicted of stealing pigeons in 1765, in Middlesex England. He was sentenced to transportation to the the English colonies in America. He was an indentured servant, fought in the revolution on our side, and has his name is engraved as a founder of Boonesborough, Kentucky, captain So-and So. The high point of my family's history was over two hundred years ago. I'm depressed.

858 gmsc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:12:51pm

re: #838 Dianna

I must reply to whoever posted Bye Bye, Miss American Pie: The Saga Begins

I'm whoever, and I love Weird Al's version! Of course, I also like this version, too:

859 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:12:57pm

re: #835 Creeping Eruption

I know, just stating the obvious. Helps the pain of it all.

860 faraway  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:13:16pm

re: #855 itellu3times

I'm haunted by something I cannot define.

Hope

861 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:13:37pm

re: #846 LGoPs

You beat me to it...LOL
And by the way, any fool knows that Tiger's can't surrender. They don't have opposable thumbs so they can't sign the surrender documents...sheesh

GMTA

862 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:13:44pm

re: #860 faraway

Hope

and Change

863 yochanan  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:13:48pm

re: #837 faraway

Finally, the 1040DEM form.

Line 1: Are you a Democrat?

Line 2: How much income [d]o you want to declare for this year?

Line 3: How much tax do you feel like paying on that income?

[Link: www.flickr.com...]

864 Scion9  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:14:29pm

re: #852 the1sgjohns

I was actually playing off of "Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia, Winston", with our own Ministry of Propaganda focusing their indignant rage on Bush, instead of any external enemy.

865 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:14:41pm

re: #809 albusteve

then your producing only every other year...if you harvest the beans youre back to square one...corn is chemical intensive and water sensitive too...

Yes it is, but the way it has been done in the Midwest for decades (maybe even well over a century) now is to alternate the two. It maintains the quality of the soil, and the soybeans are a major cash crop as well.

866 Guanxi88  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:14:44pm

re: #855 itellu3times

I'm haunted by something I cannot define.

Got that weird sort of feeling myself lately. It's like I am flinching in anticipation of a fist I cannot see.

867 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:14:58pm

re: #863 yochanan

[Link: www.flickr.com...]

ROGLMAO!

868 3 wood  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:14:58pm

The market had a good day today.

The Dow was up 1.78%, the S&P was up 1.58% and the NASDAQ was up 1.46%

Advances lead declining issues about 1.6 to 1. Heck, even the NYT stock was up 4.94% which should make one Lizard happy.

Something else happened in the market today that could be significant good news.

The 10 day rolling overage of advancing issues over declining issues broke into positive territory for the first time in a very, very long time. Over the last 10 trading days, 52% of the issues traded advanced. In other words, the was more "up" momentum than "down" momentum.

The market tends to signal changes long before economic data catches up to it. I'll keep an eye on this and report back every so often.

869 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:15:15pm

re: #864 Scion9

I was actually playing off of "Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia, Winston", with our own Ministry of Propaganda focusing their indignant rage on Bush, instead of any external enemy.

Correction. Ministry of Truth (Minitrue)

870 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:15:47pm

re: #864 Scion9

Hmmm

871 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:16:02pm

re: #833 taxfreekiller

Bonnie Newman was in Regan's and Bush White House's,
she is as good as you can get out of the northeast RINO deal...

Wonderful. I had never heard of her before today.

872 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:16:04pm

re: #741 gmsc

Who is Buddy Holly!

873 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:16:24pm

re: #868 3 wood

The market had a good day today.

The Dow was up 1.78%, the S&P was up 1.58% and the NASDAQ was up 1.46%

Advances lead declining issues about 1.6 to 1. Heck, even the NYT stock was up 4.94% which should make one Lizard happy.

Something else happened in the market today that could be significant good news.

The 10 day rolling overage of advancing issues over declining issues broke into positive territory for the first time in a very, very long time. Over the last 10 trading days, 52% of the issues traded advanced. In other words, the was more "up" momentum than "down" momentum.

The market tends to signal changes long before economic data catches up to it. I'll keep an eye on this and report back every so often.

More good news...

Wells Fargo plans Vegas junkets

[Link: www.denverpost.com...]

spit

874 Guanxi88  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:16:37pm

re: #869 Walter L. Newton

Correction. Ministry of Truth (Minitrue)

I thought MINITRUE was the smallest kernel of facticity upon which the lies and evasions of the One bases any of his ever-changing and nebulous positions.

875 Yankee Division Son  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:16:54pm

Tabloid journalists are still trying to dig up dirt on "Sully", the pilot of the plane that ditched in the Hudson river. Perhaps it's time for them to quit.

Seems Sully applied formally with his local library for a wavier of late fees (though he did wish to pay replacement cost) for a book he had loaned out of the library that was lost during the 'incident' on the Hudson river. The library responded not only would they wave the late fees, they would wave the replacement cost. They also informed him they would dedicate the new/replacement issue to him.

The subject of the book is reported as all about "professional ethics"

Please run for congress Sully, PLEASE. We could use many more like you.

876 3 wood  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:17:02pm

re: #868 3 wood

That should be "rolling average".

877 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:17:25pm

re: #849 albusteve

that's what I just said...it's doesnt cost nothing to plant beans and plow them under...

However, the soybeans don't get plowed under. They get harvested as a major cash crop and US export.

878 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:18:17pm

re: #874 Guanxi88

I thought MINITRUE was the smallest kernel of facticity upon which the lies and evasions of the One bases any of his ever-changing and nebulous positions.

You guys are going to force me to get my PSYOP book out aren't you. The little "BLUE BOOK OF PAIN" Muuuaawwwahhh

879 VioletTiger  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:18:21pm

re: #22 obscured by clouds
That's just awful. I don't see much about this in the news.
Is anything being done to help the folks out thee?

880 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:18:33pm

re: #865 Honorary Yooper

Yes it is, but the way it has been done in the Midwest for decades (maybe even well over a century) now is to alternate the two. It maintains the quality of the soil, and the soybeans are a major cash crop as well.

I know...I grew up in Kalamazoo county...corn needs alot of fertilization one way or another...that was the point of my post with regard to growing it so far south that it is less than practical unless the price goes way up due to the ethanol quotas...

881 gregg  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:18:52pm

re: #678 taxfreekiller

[Link: www.wsj.com...]

"Home Prices, Sentiment Keep Sliding"
by Kelly Evens
Jan. 28, 2009

under Real Estate heading

The local paper reported that 40% of the home sold last year in the Saint Paul/Minneapolis area were sold at a loss.

882 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:19:01pm

re: #872 Picayune

Oh, so young. Buddy Holly was the greatest influence in Rock and Roll history. No Buddy Holly, No Beatles.

883 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:19:19pm

re: #878 the1sgjohns

You guys are going to force me to get my PSYOP book out aren't you. The little "BLUE BOOK OF PAIN" Muuuaawwwahhh

You mean this?

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

884 3 wood  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:19:42pm

re: #873 Walter L. Newton

I bet they have to reimburse the Gov't for that.

885 albusteve  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:20:29pm

re: #877 Honorary Yooper

However, the soybeans don't get plowed under. They get harvested as a major cash crop and US export.

I thought if you take out the beans you still needed to add substantial nitrogen

886 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:20:42pm
887 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:21:36pm

re: #883 Walter L. Newton

Yes, you feel me G. Did you see what books others purchased after picking up the blue book? Funny, one is by Ron Paul called Revolution. I thought that was on the Obama banned books list...oh Sh@#..I hope they didn't hear that.

888 redheadredstate  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:23:23pm

re: #188 beens21

can you imagine the shrill hysteria from the MSM if Bush had three nominees with admitted tax evasion crimes. AG Gonzales was run out because of alleged 'political' firings of at will US Attorneys.

The problem is and has been with the Republican Party being essentially pussies. Whenever a cabinet nominee is thrown to the wolves and the Repubs don't fight back then they inevitably throw that candidate under the bus. With the Dems something like tax evasion is resume enhancement. Until and unless the Republican Party grow a pair in the next few years then I'm afraid it will be more of the same. I'm really disgusted with their spinelessness. I will never go over to the dark side and vote Dem but I sure wish we had a viable third party.

889 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:23:49pm

re: #884 3 wood

I bet they have to reimburse the Gov't for that.

They shouldn't be spending money like this period. What the fuck are these people thinking. It's one big party and they don't give two shits what they do to us.

Did you read my post way above. I went to lunch with a Colorado lizard today, I told him I'll pay, debit card wouldn't work, bank says their cards were compromised, I had to have him pay. I can't even access any funds right now, and I don't have shit to start with in the bank, it's a drop in the bucket.

These asshole can't even run their business right, and we are bailing them out.

890 eon  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:24:59pm

re: #804 jorline

Ethanol...another great plan of the government.

Can't wait till they get into the car and banking business.
///

It gets even better when you get into the logistics of The One's dream of powering everything by Wind and Sun. To do that, you need a lot of one element on the periodic table. And there's just a tiny little problem with getting enough of it to go around.

About half of the world's known reserves are in one country that doesn't like us very much;

Bolivia: The Saudi Arabia Of Lithium?

In a decade, will we hear the moonbats chanting, "No blood for lithium"?

cheers

eon

891 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:25:32pm

re: #887 the1sgjohns

Yes, you feel me G.

Speak english, I'm 56 years old, I'm practically in a coffin :)

892 gmsc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:27:03pm

re: #872 Picayune

Who is Buddy Holly!

No, Who's on first.

893 eon  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:27:32pm

re: #886 buzzsawmonkey

"Gunsel" is derived from the Polish or Yiddish for "goose." It--and "punk," which Spade uses interchangeably with "gunsel"--and "chicken" all refer to a thug who is sexually subservient to his boss.

The reason that being called "chicken" is so inflammatory in films like "Rebel Without a Cause" is not because the word implied cowardice, but because it implied that one was taking a submissive homosexual role.

Things I never knew. Thanks!

/I love etymology almost as much as I love film noir.

cheers

eon

894 gmsc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:28:47pm

re: #872 Picayune

Who is Buddy Holly!

He's the guy from that Weezer video:

Wikipedia entry: Buddy Holly

895 jorline  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:29:25pm

re: #890 eon

It gets even better when you get into the logistics of The One's dream of powering everything by Wind and Sun. To do that, you need a lot of one element on the periodic table. And there's just a tiny little problem with getting enough of it to go around.

About half of the world's known reserves are in one country that doesn't like us very much;

Bolivia: The Saudi Arabia Of Lithium?

In a decade, will we hear the moonbats chanting, "No blood for lithium"?

cheers

eon

Ding!

The answer is wind farms and a bean diet.

896 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:29:31pm

re: #889 Walter L. Newton

Protest, with signs and songs brother.
Also for all you lizards out there check out Dave Ramsey. Good info on getting your finances in order if you don't already. I cut up my credit (emergency) cards over a year ago and have been saving for a while. Now I have a good emergency fund in case the job tanks. 2 years left on a 15 year mortgage. I praise God, my wife and Dave Ramsey for helping me through this period. I can sum up Dave Ramsey for everyone...don't spend money you don't have, al la credit cards.

897 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:29:54pm

Sam Spade: Here.
[hands him Wilmer's guns]
Sam Spade: You shouldn't let him go around with these on him, he might get himself hurt.
Kasper Gutman: Well, well, what's this?
Sam Spade: A crippled newsie took 'em away from him. I made him give 'em back.

898 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:33:52pm

re: #891 Walter L. Newton

Say it ain't so Joe. You feel me as in you understand what I was talking about. I have a translator in my back pocket. I was born between the greatest generation and the X Y and Z generations. So I am just the "paying the bills" generation. I like to call it the A to Z generation.

899 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:35:25pm

re: #897 SurferDoc

And spade does use the word "gunsel "in that movie. I think it was in reference Wilmer.

900 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:37:09pm

re: #898 the1sgjohns

You left out the baby boomers. Which generation are you?

901 the1sgjohns  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:39:03pm

re: #900 BatGuano

Right after boomers, I think we are the leftover boomers. Poppers; less boom but more snap.

902 GGMac  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:43:26pm

re: #837 faraway

Finally, the 1040DEM form.

Line 1: Are you a Democrat?

Line 2: How much income [d]o you want to declare for this year?

Line 3: How much tax do you feel like paying on that income?


And the 1040 from Obi for the rest of us:

Line 1: How much did you make last year?

Line 2: Send it in.

903 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:50:19pm
904 GGMac  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:53:49pm

re: #782 BatGuano

Your nic reminds me of a favorite coffee mug - it's black, and in yellow, says: "Full-blown bat-shit crazy".

I use it whenever forced to contemplate moonBATs!

:)

905 Yankee Division Son  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:57:50pm

And the 1040 from Obi:

1: How much money did you make last year?

2: How much income from line 1 do you wish to report?

3: If line two is less than line 1, check here to apply for cabinet post.

906 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 2:58:45pm

re: #882 BatGuano
Yea, the folks that produced the movie in the early '80s staring Gary Busey officed one floor below me in Houston, and used one of my staff to edit. I learned a lot about the influence he had. "True Love Ways" was far ahead of it's time. We still use the term "crickets" a lot today, but with a different connotation.

907 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 3:00:26pm

re: #904 GGMac

That's me.

908 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 3:03:36pm
909 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 3:03:46pm

re: #906 Picayune

Yu, he introduced strings and over dubbing to rock and roll. He was a model for the Beatles, except they used and electric base and rhythm guitar.

910 Picayune  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 3:06:44pm

re: #909 BatGuano

And, he had the conviction of his beliefs in both his music, and himself.

911 debutaunt  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 3:11:49pm

re: #892 gmsc

No, Who's on first.

The Big Bopper?

912 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 3:16:08pm
913 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 3, 2009 3:19:14pm

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