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Ghost To Most

I guess I’ll never grow a sideburn
It’s a shame with all I’ve got to go between
I hope somebody’s cause takes soon
It’s getting hard to find a place a root can sink
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
Thanks to her I can think clear enough,
To be thankful that she died before tonight

Baby every bone in my body’s gone to jumping
Like they’re gonna come through my skin
If they could get along without the rest of me,
It wouldn’t matter if they did
But skeletons ain’t got nowhere to stick their money
Nobody makes britches that size
And besides you’re a ghost to most before they notice,
That you ever had a hair or a hide

Saving everybody takes a man on a mission
With a swagger that can set the world at ease
Some believe it’s God’s own hand on the trigger
And the other dumping water in the streets
Talking tough’s easy when it’s other people’s evil
And you’re judging what they do or don’t believe
It seems to me you’d have to have a hole in your own
To point a finger at somebody else’s sheet

[chorus]

I don’t know how good it does a man,
To keep on telling him how good it is he’s free
Free to wash his ghost down the drain,
And free for them to tell him there’s no such a thing

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1 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:25:31pm

We've got a great big convoy...

2 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:26:55pm

re: #1 Occasional Reader

We've got a great big convoy...

What!

3 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:27:06pm

Or maybe we don't. Where is everybody?

4 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:27:24pm

re: #3 Occasional Reader

Or maybe we don't. Where is everybody?

What am I, chopped liver?

5 solomonpanting  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:27:40pm

Hey! Guess who invented the office chair?

Darwin was also an innovator at home. He put wheels on the chair in his study so he could get to his specimens more quickly — and, bingo, the modern office chair was invented.

6 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:28:30pm

re: #4 Walter L. Newton

What am I, chopped liver?

I meant all the cool people.

7 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:28:34pm

re: #5 solomonpanting

Hey! Guess who invented the office chair?

Did it revolve? Did he invent revolution?

8 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:28:49pm

re: #1 Occasional Reader

We've got a great big convoy...

Don't disgrace the word. Or the job.

9 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:29:21pm

re: #6 Occasional Reader

I meant all the cool people.

I suspect you really meant that too! Sad as shit. I just may walk across the street to Walgreens and by some M&M's. That hurt.

10 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:29:21pm

re: #8 Wishing

Don't disgrace the word. Or the job.

Oops...thought u said cowboy...sorry!

11 Dustyvet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:29:25pm
12 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:29:26pm

re: #1 Occasional Reader

We've got a great big convoy...

13 coquimbojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:29:55pm

What? Is there anything about the Twinkie Protocol here?

14 dragondirt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:30:27pm

Can we have a little optimism?

As I am sitting here watching Obama try to sell his $800 billion dollar 'stimulus package', which is full of pork, I am thinking to myself "How about a little optimism, Mr. President?"

When Ronald Reagan was facing the financial crisis he inherited, the one thing he always carried in his message was one of optimism. Such as, "We can and will get through this" type of rhetoric.

Why are we not hearing this from Mr. Obama? As an average American, it makes me feel as if he has other motives to push this through, helping America not being one of them. Perhaps this is why the poll numbers are showing a drop in support for this 'spending' bill.

Of course, we all remember his campaign slogan of hope. Selling this package as a catastrophe certainly does not give me a feeling of hope. In fact, it gives me a feeling of panic, uncertainty and doom and gloom.

In these uncertain times, we need a leader that can reassure us that although times are tough now, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Again, I am not hearing this from Obama. He might as well sell this as "Pass this bill now, or be prepared to fall off the cliff."

Before he took office, I said I wouldn't bash him until I had something to link it with. Well, now I do. His first few weeks seems to be a testimony of things to come. He has been put to the test, so to speak, and has failed miserably. He is not the kind of leader we need right now or ever.

The honeymoon is over Barack, and although I can't speak for all Americans, I want a divorce!


Yours Truly,


J.P.
www.dragondirt.org

15 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:30:46pm

re: #5 solomonpanting

Hey! Guess who invented the office chair?

Next thing you know creationists will be saying office furniture is satanic!

/mostly kidding

16 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:30:48pm

Looking at a "woman for men" ad on Craigslist. She says she is 21 and very mature for her age, and she posts 4 pictures of her and her girlfriends at a bar, shit faced and acting like heathens.

Disconnect.

17 6pat6  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:30:53pm

Good song!

18 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:31:04pm

I've been listening to these guys lately...what a nice change of pace...a BAND that can play actual instruments and sing! How novel

19 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:31:49pm

re: #4 Walter L. Newton

What am I, chopped liver?

Do you go good on crackers?

20 sattv4u2  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:32:19pm

re: #16 Walter L. Newton

Looking at a "woman for men" ad on Craigslist. She says she is 21 and very mature for her age, and she posts 4 pictures of her and her girlfriends at a bar, shit faced and acting like heathens.

Disconnect.

You, me, her and her girlfreinds! YOU do the math! (hell,,, they're alrwdy "faced")

//

21 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:32:22pm

I date on Craigslist. I like it. Hard to find guys these days.

22 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:32:29pm

re: #5 solomonpanting

Hey! Guess who invented the office chair?

Once again, laziness is the Mother of invention.

23 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:32:33pm

re: #19 FurryOldGuyJeans

Do you go good on crackers?

I go good with anything, best with a woman.

24 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:32:36pm

re: #10 Wishing

Oops...thought u said cowboy...sorry!

We've Got A Great Big Cowboy... sounds like some sort of gay pr0n title.

25 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:33:18pm
26 Dustyvet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:33:18pm
27 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:33:27pm

re: #21 Afrocity

I date on Craigslist. I like it. Hard to find guys these days.

I would try it, but my wife is a brown belt in Kempo Karate

28 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:33:33pm

re: #16 Walter L. Newton

Looking at a "woman for men" ad on Craigslist. She says she is 21 and very mature for her age, and she posts 4 pictures of her and her girlfriends at a bar, shit faced and acting like heathens.

Disconnect.

Are they with John Kerry by any chance?

29 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:33:55pm
Talking tough’s easy when it’s other people’s evil
And you’re judging what they do or don’t believe
It seems to me you’d have to have a hole in your own
To point a finger at somebody else’s sheet

That's profound.

30 MandyManners  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:34:00pm

Good luck defending this nation.

31 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:34:07pm

re: #16 Walter L. Newton

Looking at a "woman for men" ad on Craigslist. She says she is 21 and very mature for her age, and she posts 4 pictures of her and her girlfriends at a bar, shit faced and acting like heathens.

Disconnect.

No morals and stupid isn't a turn-on for ya?

32 solomonpanting  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:34:20pm

re: #15 Dark_Falcon

Next thing you know creationists will be saying office furniture is satanic!

/mostly kidding

If satanic = (mostly) ugly, yes.

33 sattv4u2  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:34:31pm

re: #21 Afrocity

I date on Craigslist. I like it. Hard to find guys these days.

Walk around outside. They're the ones without lumpy chests (welll,,, most of us!)

//

34 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:34:40pm

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

35 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:34:46pm

(Warning: I am heavily in violation of the Iron Fist Rule. But I don't really care.)

It's been a rough day. Click my name to find out why.

Afrocity, 'grats on getting in, and welcome home. And if you need a place to lie low for a while, you're welcome at my place any time. You'd brighten it up, no doubt. ;-)

36 6pat6  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:34:52pm

re: #14 dragondirt

As I am sitting here watching Obama try to sell his $800 billion dollar 'stimulus package', which is full of pork, I am thinking to myself "How about a little optimism, Mr. President?"

When Ronald Reagan was facing the financial crisis he inherited, the one thing he always carried in his message was one of optimism. Such as, "We can and will get through this" type of rhetoric.

Why are we not hearing this from Mr. Obama?

Because BHO is classic Socialist. He has his "hopenchange" bullshit working on a lot of people. He has no capacity to think or speak positive. His world is full of negatives, "we can't"s, doom-n-gloom disaster scenarios, and such. No room for positive Reagan vibes and words in Hopenchangeland.

37 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:34:59pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

It's called "gloating".

38 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:35:08pm

re: #13 coquimbojoe

What? Is there anything about the Twinkie Protocol here?

Is that one of those Jason Bourne novels?

39 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:35:31pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

Maybe they're re-running Carol Simpson's condescending, narrow-minded little rant from the 2004 election.

40 yesandno  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:35:46pm

so...

Been in office 3 weeks...

How is it working out for everybody?...

Do you feel richer now then you did 3 weeks ago?...

How about safer?...

Where's the beef?...

/ducks

41 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:35:53pm

re: #21 Afrocity

I date on Craigslist. I like it. Hard to find guys these days.

Too bad you are in Chicago. Could show you some sights of the Pacific Northwest.

42 sattv4u2  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:35:55pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

Not from the tenor of Obamas press conference tonight. He was in full campaign mode!

43 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:35:56pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

It is? Then why is Obama still campaigning?!

44 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:36:13pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

They are confirming the "Hey, I won" rant

45 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:36:17pm

re: #33 sattv4u2

Walk around outside. They're the ones without lumpy chests (welll,,, most of us!)

//

Men only like difficult women. I have ever mastered that. Men like women who treat them like dirt.

46 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:36:28pm

re: #33 sattv4u2

Walk around outside. They're the ones without lumpy chests (welll,,, most of us!)

//

Umm, slipped chests, maybe. ;)

47 TheMatrix31  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:36:38pm

re: #21 Afrocity

I date on Craigslist. I like it. Hard to find guys these days.

It's hard to find conservatives to date in LA, I'll tell you that much.

Especially a conservative that's 2 or 3 years +/- from 21.

48 Aviator  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:36:58pm

re: #31 FurryOldGuyJeans

No morals and stupid isn't a turn-on for ya?

No but you can call that a sure bet.

49 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:37:08pm

re: #21 Afrocity

I date on Craigslist. I like it. Hard to find guys these days.

Ok, this is going to sound trite, but it's fun. Yes, you are going to find some unusual people there, but, with a little smarts, you can wind up meeting some fascinating folks.

And I'm 56, and don't drink anymore, and my schedule is so backward from the rest of the dating world (live theatre is working for you). I don't cruise the bars and I'm working on the evenings most people are dating.

It's worked for me.

50 sattv4u2  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:37:25pm

re: #45 Afrocity

Men only like difficult women. I have ever mastered that. Men like women who treat them like dirt.

I don't even like difficult street signs!

51 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:37:34pm

re: #35 victor_yugo

Bummer. You'll be surprised, cats can be very forgiving.

52 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:37:36pm

re: #40 yesandno

so...

Been in office 3 weeks...

How is it working out for everybody?...

Do you feel richer now then you did 3 weeks ago?...

How about safer?...

Where's the beef?...

/ducks

Too funny - a must listen: Obama's going to make all of us rich!

(h/t jcm)

53 MandyManners  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:37:42pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

Perpetual Revolution.

He's a fucking Commie.

54 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:37:52pm

re: #45 Afrocity

Men only like difficult women. I have ever mastered that. Men like women who treat them like dirt.

Funny, I thought that about women...

55 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:38:14pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

More appropriate question: why are you watching CNN?

56 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:38:17pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

Now it is time to gear up for 2012 and show how much loved the Messiah-King is. Propaganda from the media that would make Josef Goebbels green with envy.

57 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:38:19pm

re: #54 Occasional Reader

Funny, I thought that about women...

No, they only like bikers

58 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:38:54pm

re: #28 Occasional Reader

Are they with John Kerry by any chance?

He looks like a cardboard cut out.

re: #31 FurryOldGuyJeans

No morals and stupid isn't a turn-on for ya?

Er, no. Really.

59 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:39:12pm
I don’t know how good it does a man,
To keep on telling him how good it is he’s free
Free to wash his ghost down the drain,
And free for them to tell him there’s no such a thing

That's profound too, but I wonder if there's any point in telling a man he's free when he's busy working overtime to secure indentured servitude for himself and his posterity.

60 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:39:13pm

re: #51 Killgore Trout

Bummer. You'll be surprised, cats can be very forgiving.

I hope so. This cat's owner says he's "a tough old hillbilly in the body of a Hollywood model."

61 soxfan4life  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:39:21pm

re: #54 Occasional Reader

Funny, I thought that about women...

When you say things like that it gives him a big head.

62 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:39:26pm

re: #45 Afrocity

Men only like difficult women. I have ever mastered that. Men like women who treat them like dirt.

Guess I am not a man, then. I prefer having a lady to spoil a bit with courtesy and such.

63 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:39:37pm

re: #57 Desert Dog

No, they only like bikers

I have two bikes! A road bike, and a mountain bike!

(That's what you meant, right?)

64 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:39:39pm

re: #55 Wishing

More appropriate question: why are you watching CNN?

...and your enemies closer.

65 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:02pm

re: #16 Walter L. Newton

Looking at a "woman for men" ad on Craigslist. She says she is 21 and very mature for her age, and she posts 4 pictures of her and her girlfriends at a bar, shit faced and acting like heathens.

Disconnect.

Give me her number.

66 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:13pm

re: #61 soxfan4life

When you say things like that it gives him a big head.

Gives whom a big head?

67 lobo91  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:15pm

re: #43 Occasional Reader

It is? Then why is Obama still campaigning?!

Because it's all he knows how to do?

68 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:29pm

re: #49 Walter L. Newton

And I bet you only date women in their 20's.

69 jorline  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:34pm

Good night, Lizards.

Keep on truckin

70 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:43pm

re: #43 Occasional Reader

It is? Then why is Obama still campaigning?!

Because he can't govern.

71 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:49pm

re: #36 6pat6

Yeah how about a little optimism?

FDR said we have nothing to fear but fear itself

Obama goes on about "catastrophe".

Some of FDR's inauguration speech:

This is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Nor need we shrink from honestly facing conditions in our country today. This great Nation will endure, as it has endured, will revive and will prosper.

So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself -- nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life, a leadership of frankness and of vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory. And I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical days.

In such a spirit on my part and on yours we face our common difficulties. They concern, thank God, only material things. Values have shrunk to fantastic levels; taxes have risen; our ability to pay has fallen; government of all kinds is faced by serious curtailment of income; the means of exchange are frozen in the currents of trade; the withered leaves of industrial enterprise lie on every side; farmers find no markets for their produce; and the savings of many years in thousands of families are gone. More important, a host of unemployed citizens face the grim problem of existence, and an equally great number toil with little return. Only a foolish optimist can deny the dark realities of the moment.

And yet our distress comes from no failure of substance. We are stricken by no plague of locusts. Compared with the perils which our forefathers conquered, because they believed and were not afraid, we have still much to be thankful for. Nature still offers her bounty and human efforts have multiplied it. Plenty is at our doorstep, but a generous use of it languishes in the very sight of the supply.

Link for the whole FDR inaugural speech.

72 soxfan4life  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:51pm

re: #53 MandyManners

Perpetual Revolution.

He's a fucking Commie.

Things like that give him a big head.

73 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:52pm

re: #63 Occasional Reader

I have two bikes! A road bike, and a mountain bike!

(That's what you meant, right?)

You should have chicks knocking down your door then...

74 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:54pm

@newsjunkie:

I can sympathize with your story about meeting George Strait.

The celebrity I met that way is about to be on Dancing with the Stars.

75 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:40:55pm

re: #65 Noam Sayin'

Give me her number.

[Link: denver.craigslist.org...]

76 jaunte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:41:16pm

re: #59 Sharmuta

After tonight's press conference, I realize I've got to get busy and either save four jobs, or create four jobs. I'm not sure which yet.

77 MikeySDCA  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:41:17pm

re: #67 lobo91

Very good point. He hasn't clue one how to govern.

78 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:41:23pm

Good Night All.

79 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:41:24pm

re: #69 jorline

Good night, Lizards.

Keep on truckin

Sleep well, jorline.

80 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:41:31pm

re: #68 Afrocity

And I bet you only date women in their 20's.

The gauntlet has been thrown!

Or gantlet. One of those.

81 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:41:52pm

re: #61 soxfan4life

When you say things like that it gives him a big head.

He already has a big head ;>}

//duck

82 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:42:02pm

re: #55 Wishing

More appropriate question: why are you watching CNN?

Because Fox is rerunning the stupid press conference and I wanting to see what the idiots were spinning.

83 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:42:06pm

re: #73 Desert Dog

You should have chicks knocking down your door then...

That would be tough to explain to my wife.

"It's, um, about the bikes, honey..."

84 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:42:35pm

re: #76 jaunte

People throwing away their freedom and refusing intellectual honesty and integrity. This country is in a world of hurt.

85 soxfan4life  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:42:38pm

re: #66 Occasional Reader

Gives whom a big head?


Sorry replied to the wrong post

86 MandyManners  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:42:47pm

re: #65 Noam Sayin'

Give me her number.

BR-549.

87 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:42:55pm

re: #52 gmsc

Too funny - a must listen: Obama's going to make all of us rich!

(h/t jcm)

Better yet - here it is as a video:

88 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:43:12pm

re: #83 Occasional Reader

That would be tough to explain to my wife.

"It's, um, about the bikes, honey..."

She'll understand...just like Mrs. Desert Dog does everytime I fire up the Trek and ride off to the mountains...

89 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:43:40pm

re: #54 Occasional Reader

Funny, I thought that about women...

Yeah, right. Men like the women that dump them and erase their text messages. I tried being mean to men and they treated me with more respect. So sad.

90 jaunte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:43:46pm

re: #84 Sharmuta

Yes. I'm trying to stay in balance.

91 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:44:09pm

re: #89 Afrocity

Yeah, right. Men like the women that dump them and erase their text messages. I tried being mean to men and they treated me with more respect. So sad.

Perhaps you have not found the right one yet?

92 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:44:14pm

re: #82 Afrocity

Crazy questions for you:

1. Are you born-and-bred Chicagoan, or a transplant?

2. If you grew up there, how close to Hyde Park?

93 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:44:23pm

re: #84 Sharmuta

People throwing away their freedom and refusing intellectual honesty and integrity. This country is in a world of hurt.

We are on life-support, and O wants to turn us over to managed care.

94 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:44:47pm

re: #89 Afrocity

Yeah, right. Men like the women that dump them and erase their text messages. I tried being mean to men and they treated me with more respect. So sad.


Um, sounds like you're looking in the wrong places for men.

95 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:44:53pm

re: #75 Walter L. Newton

[Link: denver.craigslist.org...]

" I love to stay busy wheather i'm working..."

"On any givin weekend, you can usually find me at at any of the local karaoke bars singing some drowing pool "BODIES"[wtf?]..."

Why, she'd be perfect for me!
///

96 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:44:58pm

re: #90 jaunte

Yes. I'm trying to stay in balance.

Me too. If it weren't for LGF, I'm not sure I'd be able to manage.

Thanks for this wonderful site, Charles!

97 6pat6  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:45:24pm

re: #71 Ojoe

FDR did plenty to keep this country in the Great Depression far, far longer than necessary, but that speech of December 8th, 1941, was indeed his best.

98 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:45:35pm

re: #71 Ojoe

FDR said we have nothing to fear but fear itself

Obama goes on about "catastrophe".

The only catastrophe is that the country elected this guy...

99 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:45:41pm

re: #75 Walter L. Newton

She's pretty. And I must say your bar for "heathen" is rather low. She's hugging a gal-pal in a bar, not carrying on like a drunken wench.

100 jaunte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:45:46pm

re: #96 Sharmuta

Did you receive my email this afternoon?

101 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:45:51pm

re: #89 Afrocity

Yeah, right. Men like the women that dump them and erase their text messages. I tried being mean to men and they treated me with more respect. So sad.

I said it before, I'll say it again...I guess I ain't a man then.

(Looks down) Well, at least that is still there. ;)

102 notutopia  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:45:51pm

re: #86 MandyManners

BR-549.

Check your email.

Good night All.
: )

103 yesandno  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:45:59pm

re: #52 gmsc

Too funny - a must listen: Obama's going to make all of us rich!

(h/t jcm)


(WOW...drink the Kool Aide)

I've been saved, Lord...I've been saved...

No need for that negativity anymore...Barack's going to make everything ok...

I've been saved!

/checking for lightening.

104 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:46:15pm

re: #100 jaunte

Yes- I'll respond tomorrow.

105 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:46:15pm

re: #68 Afrocity

And I bet you only date women in their 20's.

No, I tried, once, doesn't work for my head. I really enjoy a person for more than the sex. I really have to be able to communicate on some sort of level, and not about jello shots.

106 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:46:41pm

re: #95 Occasional Reader

" I love to stay busy wheather i'm working..."

"On any givin weekend, you can usually find me at at any of the local karaoke bars singing some drowing pool "BODIES"[wtf?]..."

Why, she'd be perfect for me!
///

Being educated in Denver from the 2nd grade through University, I can say, without hesitation, she was born and raised in the Denver Metro area!

107 jcw46  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:46:43pm

re: #82 Afrocity
(I also posted this on previous thread but you had moved.)
While trying to satisfy my own aroused curiosity about the derivation of LGF, I rediscovered the LGF dictionary. You might be interested in some of the history and LGF Jargon™ that can be found here. Kudos to Zomb

108 fat.elvis  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:46:45pm

Sweet choice Charles. I like how you roll.

That's my favorite song off the new album. I think it's one of their best. I've been into these guys forever.

Video though... just seems like it's trying to make some lame point about how guns are bad mmmkay? Not nearly as good as the Perfect Timing video! Check it out if you haven't.

109 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:46:59pm

re: #105 Walter L. Newton

No, I tried, once, doesn't work for my head. I really enjoy a person for more than the sex. I really have to be able to communicate on some sort of level, and not about jello shots.

And just what's wrong with jello shots?!?

110 jaunte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:46:59pm

re: #104 Sharmuta

Ok, thanks.

111 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:47:32pm

re: #92 victor_yugo

Crazy questions for you:

1. Are you born-and-bred Chicagoan, or a transplant?

2. If you grew up there, how close to Hyde Park?

Yes, born and raised in Chicago but left at 18, lived in Texas, Boston, New Haven, New York City until last year.

I am not a South Sider.

112 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:47:45pm

re: #103 yesandno

(WOW...drink the Kool Aide)

I've been saved, Lord...I've been saved...

No need for that negativity anymore...Barack's going to make everything ok...

I've been saved!

/checking for lightening.

Don't forget Peggy Joseph!

113 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:48:10pm

re: #97 6pat6

FDR did plenty to keep this country in the Great Depression far, far longer than necessary, but that speech of December 8th, 1941, was indeed his best.

I just hope that Nov 4th, 2008 doesn't turn out to be a second ''Date that will live in Infamy''...

114 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:48:21pm

re: #95 Occasional Reader

" I love to stay busy wheather i'm working..."

"On any givin weekend, you can usually find me at at any of the local karaoke bars singing some drowing pool "BODIES"[wtf?]..."

Why, she'd be perfect for me!
///


Do you have all your shots?

115 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:48:27pm

re: #105 Walter L. Newton

I really enjoy a person for more than the sex.

That's very forward-looking of you.

:P

116 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:48:37pm

re: #103 yesandno

(WOW...drink the Kool Aide)

I've been saved, Lord...I've been saved...

No need for that negativity anymore...Barack's going to make everything ok...

I've been saved!

/checking for lightening.

BTW, I just gave you your 1,000th upding!

117 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:49:01pm

re: #91 Desert Dog

Perhaps you have not found the right one yet?

You mean the right guy that i don't have to play games with? At least now maybe I can stop dating liberals but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.

118 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:49:26pm

re: #115 Occasional Reader

That's very forward-looking of you.

:P

So few people actually do have any consideration beyond sex nowadays.

119 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:49:45pm

re: #111 Afrocity

Yes, born and raised in Chicago but left at 18, lived in Texas, Boston, New Haven, New York City until last year.

I am not a South Sider.

So you're back in Chi-Town?

/came in late

120 jcw46  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:49:48pm

re: #32 solomonpanting

re: #15 Dark_Falcon

Next thing you know creationists will be saying office furniture is satanic!

/mostly kidding


If satanic = (mostly) ugly, yes.

I've got a task chair that is haunted by a gremlin.

121 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:50:09pm

re: #117 Afrocity

but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.

What?!

I think you've met the wrong kind of conservative.

122 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:50:10pm

re: #111 Afrocity

Okay. I was just asking because I was overseas with someone who grew up on the very edge of Hyde Park.

Of course, as soon as I posted those questions, I realized I can't remember her last name. Although I do remember her name is Ginger and she was an excellent flautist.

123 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:50:28pm

re: #118 FurryOldGuyJeans

So few people actually do have any consideration beyond sex nowadays.

There's even a word for it now - "f**k buddies", two people who aren't in love, but get together and have sex every now and then.

124 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:50:33pm

re: #117 Afrocity

You mean the right guy that i don't have to play games with? At least now maybe I can stop dating liberals but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.


Huh, only in the off-years? How do they ever get married?

125 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:50:40pm

Yep, still there.

And still kind of a ripoff.

I come across that site when I'm typing in "Americanthinker.com."

126 TheMatrix31  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:50:48pm

re: #105 Walter L. Newton

No, I tried, once, doesn't work for my head. I really enjoy a person for more than the sex. I really have to be able to communicate on some sort of level, and not about jello shots.

I'm 21 and feel the same way. I'm screwed.

127 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:50:55pm

re: #117 Afrocity

You mean the right guy that i don't have to play games with? At least now maybe I can stop dating liberals but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.

I only date humans, if that is what you mean outside the race. ;)

And yes, I self-describe myself as VERY Conservative.

128 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:51:10pm

re: #122 victor_yugo

Okay. I was just asking because I was overseas with someone who grew up on the very edge of Hyde Park.

Of course, as soon as I posted those questions, I realized I can't remember her last name. Although I do remember her name is Ginger and she was an excellent flautist.

. . . and that, one time, at band camp . . .

129 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:51:10pm

re: #117 Afrocity

You mean the right guy that i don't have to play games with? At least now maybe I can stop dating liberals but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.

I got lucky with my wife. Her and I are a perfect fit for one another. I hope you can find the same one day.

130 6pat6  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:51:16pm

re: #123 gmsc

So few people actually do have any consideration beyond sex nowadays.

There's even a word for it now - "f**k buddies", two people who aren't in love, but get together and have sex every now and then.

"Friends With Benefits"

131 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:51:17pm

re: #117 Afrocity

You mean the right guy that i don't have to play games with? At least now maybe I can stop dating liberals but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.

Wrong. Women of color have always intrigued me.

132 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:51:39pm

Good evening y'all - how is everyone tonight?

133 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:51:39pm

re: #34 Afrocity

Why does CNN have an electoral map on? Dudes the election is over.

Its not an electoral map, its a voter's remorse map.

134 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:51:52pm

re: #115 Occasional Reader

That's very forward-looking of you.

:P

Maybe that didn't come out right, but I think you understand what I was saying.

Some people are happy with FWB relationships, or the occasional FB stuff. I've tried that, it doesn't work for me. I walk away with nothing to cherish, except for the act itself, and that's rather ordinary in itself.

I relationships, I live this motto...

Sex is what you do, for yourself, sometimes with the help of another person. Lovemaking is what you do for another, together.

And yes, that's mine, you can use with my permission.

135 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:51:54pm

re: #117 Afrocity

You mean the right guy that i don't have to play games with? At least now maybe I can stop dating liberals but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.

FWIW:

I'm Caucasian, and I'm already ready to pick out curtains.

136 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:52:01pm

re: #127 FurryOldGuyJeans

I only date humans, if that is what you mean outside the race

SPECIESIST!

137 yesandno  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:52:20pm

re: #116 gmsc

BTW, I just gave you your 1,000th upding!

Hey...

You made my day!

Much appreciated.

138 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:52:21pm

re: #132 realwest

Good evening y'all - how is everyone tonight?

Heyas Real...we are all growling a bit. How about you? How is mom?

139 freetoken  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:52:26pm

re: #123 gmsc

Or in Japan, "sekuso furendo"...

140 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:52:29pm

re: #101 FurryOldGuyJeans

I said it before, I'll say it again...I guess I ain't a man then.

(Looks down) Well, at least that is still there. ;)

Ask me to hit you and sleep with your paper route guy, and drop your iPod into a truck stop toilet. I know it would turn you on.

141 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:52:34pm

re: #117 Afrocity

You mean the right guy that i don't have to play games with? At least now maybe I can stop dating liberals but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.

In the past 4 years, I have had two black girlfriends.

142 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:52:42pm

re: #135 victor_yugo

FWIW:

I'm Caucasian, and I'm already ready to pick out curtains.

NTTAWWT.

143 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:52:56pm

re: #137 yesandno

Hey...

You made my day!

Much appreciated.

You're welcome.

Welcome to the 4-digit club!

144 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:53:02pm

re: #131 x-wing

Wrong. Women of color have always intrigued me.

I personally have found women of color, and different nationalities, to be very intriguing and stimulating. The women I run across here in the Seattle area are so stuck on themselves.

145 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:53:16pm

re: #134 Walter L. Newton

Sex is what you do, for yourself, sometimes with the help of another person. Lovemaking is what you do for another, together.

That is really lovely Walter.

146 jcw46  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:53:19pm

re: #107 jcw46That's "kudos to Zombie"

147 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:53:22pm

re: #123 gmsc

There's even a word for it now - "f**k buddies", two people who aren't in love, but get together and have sex every now and then.

That, and the G rated version is "friends with benefits"

148 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:53:41pm

re: #135 victor_yugo

I'm Caucasian,

Must have been tough, growing up in those Russian mountains.

149 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:53:44pm

re: #145 Wishing

Sex is what you do, for yourself, sometimes with the help of another person. Lovemaking is what you do for another, together.

That is really lovely Walter.

Thanks.

150 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:54:26pm

re: #142 CyanSnowHawk

NTTAWWT.

NO CURTAINS FOR YOU!

151 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:54:28pm

re: #135 victor_yugo

FWIW:

I'm Caucasian, and I'm already ready to pick out curtains.

or do you mean white sheets? LOL

152 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:54:29pm

re: #31 FurryOldGuyJeans

No morals and stupid isn't a turn-on for ya?

a pulse works for me these days...

153 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:55:01pm

re: #150 victor_yugo

NO CURTAINS FOR YOU!

LMAO

154 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:55:09pm

re: #140 Afrocity

Ask me to hit you and sleep with your paper route guy, and drop your iPod into a truck stop toilet. I know it would turn you on.

That would be the QUICKEST way to get RID of me. My ex was like that and I am more than glad she is my ex.

155 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:55:18pm

Hmm..

156 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:55:18pm

re: #140 Afrocity

Ask me to hit you and sleep with your paper route guy, and drop your iPod into a truck stop toilet. I know it would turn you on.

Now that is one very, very niche fetish.

157 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:55:45pm

re: #148 Occasional Reader

Must have been tough, growing up in those Russian mountains.

The Huns and Mongols come through sometimes, but all in all, it's a nice place. The Vodka is good at least.

158 jaunte  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:55:56pm

re: #156 Occasional Reader

Sounds like the start of a good C&W lyric, though.

159 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:56:12pm

re: #156 Occasional Reader

Now that is one very, very niche fetish.

The internet has something for everyone apparently.

160 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:56:24pm

re: #155 Wishing

Hmm..

Indeed. Just thinking the same thing.

161 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:56:27pm

re: #157 Desert Dog

The Huns and Mongols come through sometimes, but all in all, it's a nice place. The Vodka is good at least.

It was a bitch being downwind of Tunguska.

162 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:57:07pm

re: #152 Marvo76

a pulse works for me these days...

A pulse and a brain for me. I actually like to talk to people and share time together.

And letting me do the cooking is a plus. ;)

163 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:57:21pm

re: #141 Walter L. Newton

In the past 4 years, I have had two black girlfriends.

and...now you are on Craigslist looking to exchange saliva with jello shot twits?

164 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:57:28pm

re: #132 realwest

Looking for a new job.

Here's my audition tape

165 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:57:58pm

Well, this is getting interesting.

166 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:58:12pm
167 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:58:20pm

re: #138 Wishing Well mom's doing ok, I guess - I spent the better part of the night e-mailing Senators and congresscritters about the DEMOCRATS spending bill. Sort of a continuation of my prior e-mails concerning the fact that this is a DEMOCRAT PARTISAN SPENDING BILL - not a stimulus bill. Plus of course there's that stuff about someone other than MY doctor deciding what treatment I can get based on a balance sheet approach.
I just wish there was ONE HONEST DEMOCRAT in the Senate. Just One.

168 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:58:45pm

re: #161 Walter L. Newton

It was a bitch being downwind of Tunguska.

That's Siberia, not many Caucs in that part of Asia

169 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:58:51pm

re: #144 FurryOldGuyJeans

My fasination goes all the way back to 2nd grade. A family from Hawaii moved in and had a daughter that went to school with me. It was all over right there.

/serious puppy love.

170 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:58:53pm

re: #163 Afrocity

and...now you are on Craigslist looking to exchange saliva with jello shot twits?

No, I was just browsing the ads. Most of them are very funny, in a strange way. Like watching a car wreck.

171 Elcid  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:58:54pm

Afrocity

My dear, if I may call you my dear (sexist thingy) the only things that "race", are the heart, mind and soul.

172 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:59:31pm

re: #144 FurryOldGuyJeans

I personally have found women of color, and different nationalities, to be very intriguing and stimulating. The women I run across here in the Seattle area are so stuck on themselves.

What is the AA population in Seattle?

It might help if your avatar was not a Monkey. We are kinda sensitive about that sort of thing.

173 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:59:33pm

re: #167 realwest

Playing Diogenes again, eh? ;)

174 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:59:46pm

re: #167 realwest

Well mom's doing ok, I guess - I spent the better part of the night e-mailing Senators and congresscritters about the DEMOCRATS spending bill. Sort of a continuation of my prior e-mails concerning the fact that this is a DEMOCRAT PARTISAN SPENDING BILL - not a stimulus bill. Plus of course there's that stuff about someone other than MY doctor deciding what treatment I can get based on a balance sheet approach.
I just wish there was ONE HONEST DEMOCRAT in the Senate. Just One.

I think Joe Lieberman was the last of them and he was forcibly ejected...
What a party...sheesh

175 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 8:59:49pm

re: #168 Desert Dog

not many Caucs in that part of Asia

Then how do they keep their bathroom tiles from leaking?

176 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:00:31pm

re: #175 Occasional Reader

Then how do they keep their bathroom tiles from leaking?

They hire illegal aliens down at Home Depot to fix that up

177 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:01:03pm

re: #172 Afrocity

What is the AA population in Seattle?

It might help if your avatar was not a Monkey. We are kinda sensitive about that sort of thing.

LOL...welcome Afrocity. You're a gem already...
:)

178 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:01:09pm

re: #164 Noam Sayin'
HEY NOAM! That video was a hoot! But are you seriously out of work? Don't I recall you saying something about sending me anohter e-mail?

179 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:01:15pm

re: #164 Noam Sayin'

Looking for a new job.

Here's my audition tape

$100,000 Pyramid:

"Um . . . Motorcyclists doing wheelies . . . Domino's"
"Things that fall over!"

180 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:01:17pm

re: #123 gmsc

There's even a word for it now - "f**k buddies", two people who aren't in love, but get together and have sex every now and then.

You talk like that is a bad thing///I think they call it marriage in the nuclear family

181 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:01:33pm

re: #151 Afrocity

or do you mean white sheets? LOL

My dear, perhaps you mis-understand.

You are welcome to join me in window-shopping any time, as publicly as you wish.

Besides, my sheets are print, with the Ohio state bird. They're also flannel, very good for snuggling.

182 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:01:42pm

re: #171 Elcid

Afrocity

My dear, if I may call you my dear (sexist thingy) the only things that "race", are the heart, mind and soul.

But would you bring me home to mama?
Seriously, I know that I would be a lonely spinster if I am waiting for a GOP man to sweep me off my feet.

183 Timbre  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:01:50pm

That video brings back so many memories of childhood war games, growing up in Dallas. I guess its why I'm still churning dirt now, only with real weapons instead of pop-guns. The murder of Polish engineer Piotr Stanczak has me infuriated. And so do the Islamist murders of the Nepalese, Americans, and even more non-Islamist Muslims. I wish I were younger so I could join up with a group who sets things right.

184 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:02:07pm

Here's the deal.

THe ONLY way the government can get out of this debt in reality is by making the debt cheap.

And the best way to do that is to do that is to just put more money into circulation.

In the mean time foreign holders of our debt in for of Treasury bonds will start dumping them like week old garbage.

Pretty soon you will have hyperinflation AND a recession -- just like we had with Jimmy Carter.

Some of you may have fond memories of 17% mortgages and 10% inflation.

I don't.

185 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:02:31pm

re: #165 Occasional Reader

Well, this is getting interesting.

I must be getting really olde.

186 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:02:44pm

re: #180 Marvo76

You talk like that is a bad thing///I think they call it marriage in the nuclear family

I thought the "nuclear family" were Fat Man and Little Boy?

187 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:02:47pm

Wow. You know the thread is riveting when we can get to nearly 200 posts before anyone throws out a spinoff.

188 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:03:31pm

re: #172 Afrocity

What is the AA population in Seattle?

It might help if your avatar was not a Monkey. We are kinda sensitive about that sort of thing.

LOL...just remember, we are all green here.

189 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:04:05pm

re: #181 victor_yugo

My dear, perhaps you mis-understand.

You are welcome to join me in window-shopping any time, as publicly as you wish.

Besides, my sheets are print, with the Ohio state bird. They're also flannel, very good for snuggling.

Flannel sheet, be still my heart. Now if you tell me you have a ham radio I am yours.

190 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:04:11pm

re: #117 Afrocity

You mean the right guy that i don't have to play games with? At least now maybe I can stop dating liberals but Conservatives tend not to date outside of the race.


That depends on whether they meet attractive, like-minded people of other races.

191 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:04:17pm

re: #186 victor_yugo

I thought the "nuclear family" were Fat Man and Little Boy?

You probably shouldn't refer to Bill Clinton and Barack like that. Sharpton might get all over you about that 'boy' thing.

192 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:04:17pm
193 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:04:41pm

re: #182 Afrocity

But would you bring me home to mama?
Seriously, I know that I would be a lonely spinster if I am waiting for a GOP man to sweep me off my feet.

What? Victors' darn near slobbering here. ;>}

194 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:04:44pm

re: #185 Wishing

..and i need boots.

195 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:05:16pm

re: #182 Afrocity

I am waiting for a GOP man to sweep me off my feet.

The GOP has become a parody of what it could have been. Running Johnny Mac up the pole was the proof.

Hopefully, Michael Steele may yet turn things around.

196 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:05:24pm

re: #178 realwest

No, I'm not out of work. And after considering it over the weekend, it's highly unlikely they would let me go. I'm principally responsible for nearly all the marketing material written in the last 10 years. I've created the central message in the brand, and there are far too many people who come to me when the need something done.

197 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:05:53pm

re: #189 Afrocity

Now if you tell me you have a ham radio

If radio was invented by Marconi, why aren't those things called "prosciutto radios"?

198 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:06:43pm

re: #189 Afrocity

Flannel sheet, be still my heart. Now if you tell me you have a ham radio I am yours.

I'm studying for my license. Signal propagation is my hang-up, but I've passed every sample test I've taken, even if only barely.

D layer at 55 miles, E layer at 75 miles, F layers at 120 and 200 miles...

199 Racer X  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:07:29pm
200 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:07:35pm

re: #198 victor_yugo

I'm studying for my license. Signal propagation is my hang-up, but I've passed every sample test I've taken, even if only barely.

D layer at 55 miles, E layer at 75 miles, F layers at 120 and 200 miles...

Memorize the answers. That is what I had to do.

201 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:07:49pm

re: #195 victor_yugo

The GOP has become a parody of what it could have been. Running Johnny Mac up the pole was the proof.

Hopefully, Michael Steele may yet turn things around.

Famous Black republicans:

MLK
J J Jimmie Walker
Denzel Washington (maybe)
That guy who plays Lamont on Sanford and Son

202 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:08:13pm

re: #197 Occasional Reader

If radio was invented by Marconi, why aren't those things called "prosciutto radios"?

Better yet, elbows...like in elbow marconi

203 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:08:18pm

re: #198 victor_yugo

are those Ham errogenous zones?

204 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:08:28pm

re: #197 Occasional Reader

LOL

205 solomonpanting  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:08:37pm

re: #120 jcw46

I've got a task chair that is haunted by a gremlin.

I used to know someone who drove a Gremlin haunted by a task chair.

206 Marvo76  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:08:48pm

re: #201 Afrocity

Alan Keyes

207 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:08:49pm

re: #189 Afrocity

Flannel sheet, be still my heart. Now if you tell me you have a ham radio I am yours.

Whoulda thought the new babe was into nerds.

You're going to be very popular here, Afrocity.

208 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:09:00pm

re: #197 Occasional Reader

If radio was invented by Marconi, why aren't those things called "prosciutto radios"?

What? You've never had ham and Marconi? Yum!

209 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:09:06pm

re: #202 LGoPs

Better yet, elbows...like in elbow marconi

Because those were invented in Elbonia.

210 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:09:14pm

re: #173 FurryOldGuyJeans
Well I was, I suppose, playing Diogenes amongst the Dems until the Senate vote tonight where the Spending Bill passed 61 to 36 - and yes Snowe, Collins and Specter voted for it again. But I was just thinking that since every single Democratic Senator voted for it, do they all actually believe it's going to stimulate our economy out of a recession? I really thought you needed, ya know, a high school diploma or at least a GED to get elected to the Senate, but I guess not.
BTW, I did get a couple of Dem Senate offices who responded to me (won't release their names just yet) who said while the Spending (they still call it a Stimulus Bill) Bill was not perfect, it was better than not doing anything.
Can't wait to see who's gonna be on the House/Senate panel to try to resolve the differences between the House and Senate versions of the bill.

211 Elcid  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:09:19pm

re: #182 Afrocity

But would you bring me home to mama?
Seriously, I know that I would be a lonely spinster if I am waiting for a GOP man to sweep me off my feet.

Unfortunately, mine is no longer with us...but you would be welcomed by any mother, that had the brains given a duck. It's the inside that counts.

I remember a noted gentleman saying something about the "content of character". Nothing is further from the truth and that's, the truth.

Our current president could be purple with vivid green polka dots, it wouldn't matter, as long as he (or she eventually) had "content of character".

212 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:09:20pm

re: #189 Afrocity

Flannel sheet, be still my heart. Now if you tell me you have a ham radio I am yours.

You have a call?

213 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:09:24pm

re: #207 Noam Sayin'

Whoulda thought the new babe was into nerds.

You're going to be very popular here, Afrocity.

um...

214 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:09:52pm

re: #196 Noam Sayin'

No, I'm not out of work. And after considering it over the weekend, it's highly unlikely they would let me go. I'm principally responsible for nearly all the marketing material written in the last 10 years. I've created the central message in the brand, and there are far too many people who come to me when the need something done.

I will pray for you and think good thoughts.

215 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:09:59pm

re: #205 solomonpanting

I used to know someone who drove a Gremlin haunted by a task chair.

Why? Was the chair faster than the car?

216 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:10:29pm

re: #206 Marvo76

Alan Keyes

The guy who Obama beat to become senator of IL.

217 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:10:43pm

re: #208 gmsc

What? You've never had ham and Marconi? Yum!

Ok, I'm back. Some 21 year old just emailed me. I have NO IDEA where she got my email address./s

218 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:10:44pm

re: #201 Afrocity

Famous Black republicans:

MLK
J J Jimmie Walker
Denzel Washington (maybe)
That guy who plays Lamont on Sanford and Son

Lynn Swann

219 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:10:48pm

re: #209 victor_yugo

Because those were invented in Elbonia.

And they wore bowties and said Pasta Lavista when saying goodbye...

220 Elcid  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:11:00pm

re: #197 Occasional Reader

If radio was invented by Marconi, why aren't those things called "prosciutto radios"?

Aha! Speaking as a Sicilian, that is.

221 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:11:13pm

re: #205 solomonpanting

I used to know someone who drove a Gremlin haunted by a task chair.

I had a red 1977 Gremlin with a white "Starsky and Hutch" stripe...I was a pretty cool 17 year old.

222 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:11:26pm

re: #219 LGoPs

And they wore bowties and said Pasta Lavista when saying goodbye...

I'd rather have that than Windows Vista.

223 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:11:28pm

re: #217 Walter L. Newton

Ok, I'm back. Some 21 year old just emailed me. I have NO IDEA where she got my email address./s

She is a lizard.

224 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:11:39pm

re: #218 x-wing

Lynn Swann

Clarence Thomas

Thomas Sowell

225 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:11:44pm

re: #201 Afrocity

Famous Black republicans:

MLK
J J Jimmie Walker
Denzel Washington (maybe)
That guy who plays Lamont on Sanford and Son

Michael Steel.

I also suspect Tiger Woods and Bill Cosby.

226 Racer X  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:11:46pm

re: #218 x-wing

Lynn Swann

Clarence Thomas

227 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:12:30pm

"saying only the federal government..." (CNN)

Folks, this is the answer you will hear over and over for the next four years.

[Link: www.cnn.com...]

228 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:12:44pm

re: #219 LGoPs

And they wore bowties and said Pasta Lavista when saying goodbye...

Are things going to get fusilli here?

229 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:12:50pm

re: #226 Racer X

Clarence Thomas

Walter Williams

230 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:13:04pm

re: #223 Wishing

She is a lizard.

Er, I was joking (you knew that, right?)

231 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:13:06pm

re: #217 Walter L. Newton

Ok, I'm back. Some 21 year old just emailed me. I have NO IDEA where she got my email address./s

Yeah, right.

That is what happens when you post on CL.

Be honest Walter what is your cut off age for a date 30?

232 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:13:11pm

re: #172 Afrocity

To be honest I really haven't checked the ratio, since I try to avoid the city like the plague, far too Liberal for my tastes. I live 30+ miles south.

233 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:13:12pm

re: #218 x-wing

Lynn Swann

I remember a rumor that there the NFL has more black Republicans than black Democrats.

234 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:13:21pm

re: #230 Walter L. Newton

Er, I was joking (you knew that, right?)

About the lizard?
Yes.

235 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:13:35pm

re: #214 Afrocity

I will pray for you and think good thoughts.

Well, that's awful thoughtful of you. Thanks. I should be alright.

236 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:13:40pm

re: #222 victor_yugo

I'd rather have that than Windows Vista.

It came on my new laptop. It's tolerable, but I could really do without the damn "Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to run this app?" dialogs.

237 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:14:01pm

re: #229 LGoPs

Walter Williams

Dr. Hibbert (from The Simpsons)

238 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:14:07pm

While driving the car drunk, stoned, dazed, and totally wasted is dangerous...

...it's better than doing nothing.

Yeah. Right.

239 Racer X  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:14:21pm
240 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:14:27pm

time zone challenged here...anyone else get a repeat of "24" tonight?
Did "0" really screw things up so badly so soon?

241 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:14:28pm

re: #228 gmsc

Are things going to get fusilli here?

Don't you get saucy with me...
:)

242 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:14:40pm

re: #182 Afrocity

But would you bring me home to mama?
Seriously, I know that I would be a lonely spinster if I am waiting for a GOP man to sweep me off my feet.

In a heart beat, without reservation.

243 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:14:50pm

re: #213 Wishing

um...

?

244 solomonpanting  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:14:54pm

re: #215 lurking faith


re: #205 solomonpanting

I used to know someone who drove a Gremlin haunted by a task chair.


Why? Was the chair faster than the car?


Yes, and moreover, task chairs still exist, unlike the Gremlin.

245 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:15:00pm

re: #231 Afrocity

Yeah, right.

That is what happens when you post on CL.

Be honest Walter what is your cut off age for a date 30?

I told you above. In my 50's, I did date one woman who was 28, it lasted for two months, very much of a fling.

All of the other woman I have dated in the last 5 years have been in their 50's. And race is not an issue for me, 2 of those woman were black.

246 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:15:12pm

re: #241 LGoPs

Don't you get saucy with me...

"... Bernaise!"

-Harvey Korman

247 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:15:32pm

re: #233 victor_yugo

I remember a rumor that there the NFL has more black Republicans than black Democrats.

I'd bet you're right, because they have money, and want to keep it.

248 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:16:05pm

re: #236 CyanSnowHawk

It came on my new laptop. It's tolerable, but I could really do without the damn "Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to run this app?" dialogs.

I fired it up one time on my new desktop, just to make sure the system could boot from the hard drive. No login, no personal info, no registration. Then I pulled the power plug, plugged it back in, re-booted, wiped it and installed a Linux distribution.

Microsoft can kiss my ass. On second thought, forget it, I don't want my ass defiled with Microsoft's lips.

249 Elcid  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:16:06pm

I must stable my champion steed, Babieca and polish my swords, Tizona and Colada...Noche buena todo

250 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:16:09pm

re: #233 victor_yugo

I remember a rumor that there the NFL has more black Republicans than black Democrats.

Hey, if I was a star NFL player, I would be wanting to keep as much of that money as possible. You sure don't get that by voting democrat!

251 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:16:14pm

re: #236 CyanSnowHawk

It came on my new laptop. It's tolerable, but I could really do without the damn "Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to run this app?" dialogs.

OMG, when I read your quote I thought you said something sexual. I thought you said "I" instead of "it"

I am ROTFL. My gut hurts.

252 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:16:24pm

re: #247 x-wing

I'd bet you're right, because they have money, and want to keep it.

re: #250 gmsc

Hey, if I was a star NFL player, I would be wanting to keep as much of that money as possible. You sure don't get that by voting democrat!

GMTA!

253 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:16:46pm

I also suspect Venus and Serena Williams are republicans. They got a call from Bill Clinton congratulating them on a tennis victory, and they asked for a tax cut.

You go, girls!

254 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:16:57pm

re: #228 gmsc

Are things going to get fusilli here?

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting a little paczki.

255 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:17:10pm

re: #247 x-wing

I'd bet you're right, because they have money, and want to keep it.

And they know that people need money to buy tickets and merchandise.

256 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:17:24pm

re: #246 Occasional Reader

"... Bernaise!"

-Harvey Korman

You'll roux the day you made that comment...

257 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:17:40pm

re: #195 victor_yugo
I wonder if all the attention paid and bad things said about the G.O.P. out here is because the Repub's really are so much worse than the Dems (which sorta seems to be the train outta the station) or if it's because we hold Republicans to higher standards?
But, I digress. I did e-mail Michael Steele at RNC headquarters on Sunday about my outrage over the Spending Bill and - ta Da - I received a reply a few hours later - and not a form reply either! It said that the RNC appreciates my writing to Mr. Steele but he was out of town but they would forward my e-mail to him and make sure he gets a hard copy when he comes back into the office! Maybe he really is willing to listen to Republicans - I was, of course, much more deliberate and precise in my use of language in my looong e-mail to Mr. Steele, than I am out here, so who knows?

258 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:18:08pm

Oh great, we have a multi-lingual pun-fest about food.

259 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:18:30pm

re: #251 Afrocity

OMG, when I read your quote I thought you said something sexual. I thought you said "I" instead of "it"

I am ROTFL. My gut hurts.

That would have been impossible. CyanSnowHawk's laptop is protected by "popup blocker".

260 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:18:49pm

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

261 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:18:53pm

re: #252 gmsc

GMTA!

And so do ours ;>}

/

262 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:19:13pm

re: #196 Noam Sayin'
Ah so you're looking for a job was either true cause you want a better job or simply a lead in to that hoot of a video!
Speaking of which, you notice the Domino's guy was wearing a helmet, Noam!

263 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:19:14pm

re: #253 Sharmuta

I also suspect Venus and Serena Williams are republicans. They got a call from Bill Clinton congratulating them on a tennis victory, and they asked for a tax cut.

You go, girls!

Is this true?

264 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:19:21pm

re: #251 Afrocity

OMG, when I read your quote I thought you said something sexual. I thought you said "I" instead of "it"

I am ROTFL. My gut hurts.

You must have lurked for a while to expect that from me. I take pleasure in making others laugh, intentionally or not.

265 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:19:26pm

re: #258 victor_yugo

Oh great, we have a multi-lingual pun-fest about food.

it's a pun shoot-out, just like in a spaghetti western...

266 Racer X  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:19:27pm

re: #248 victor_yugo

I fired it up one time on my new desktop, just to make sure the system could boot from the hard drive. No login, no personal info, no registration. Then I pulled the power plug, plugged it back in, re-booted, wiped it and installed a Linux distribution.

Microsoft can kiss my ass. On second thought, forget it, I don't want my ass defiled with Microsoft's lips.

Calvin pees on Windows

My screensaver.

267 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:19:53pm

re: #257 realwest

I wonder if all the attention paid and bad things said about the G.O.P. out here is because the Repub's really are so much worse than the Dems (which sorta seems to be the train outta the station) or if it's because we hold Republicans to higher standards?
But, I digress. I did e-mail Michael Steele at RNC headquarters on Sunday about my outrage over the Spending Bill and - ta Da - I received a reply a few hours later - and not a form reply either! It said that the RNC appreciates my writing to Mr. Steele but he was out of town but they would forward my e-mail to him and make sure he gets a hard copy when he comes back into the office! Maybe he really is willing to listen to Republicans - I was, of course, much more deliberate and precise in my use of language in my looong e-mail to Mr. Steele, than I am out here, so who knows?

Way to go Real!

268 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:20:04pm

re: #251 Afrocity

OMG, when I read your quote I thought you said something sexual. I thought you said "I" instead of "it"

I am ROTFL. My gut hurts.

Well, for the single among us, Windows Vista is a sure way to get f�%@d.

269 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:20:15pm

Ask about our Free Trip to the Amazon!

270 Hobbes  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:20:20pm

re: #185 Wishing

No, I think you know a scam when you see it.

271 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:20:20pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

She has high standards maybe...?

Just askin'?

272 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:20:34pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

GREAT? You must be kidding, right?

273 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:20:45pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

Because her standards are as high as yours?

274 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:20:57pm

re: #201 Afrocity

Famous Black republicans:

MLK
J J Jimmie Walker
Denzel Washington (maybe)
That guy who plays Lamont on Sanford and Son

Are you at all certain about that last? I recall him saying some very moonbat things.

ps - Clarence Thomas?
Lynn Swann?
I recall Venus Williams asking Clinton to lower her taxes ...

275 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:21:07pm

re: #271 LGoPs

GMTA!

25 seconds diff.

276 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:21:31pm

re: #260 Afrocity

That's easy.

She has more academic honors than most people have teeth.

Smart women scare the cap out of guys.

277 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:22:02pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

She seems more interested in her career? I'd date her in a heartbeat.

278 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:22:05pm

re: #263 Afrocity

Yes! I remember it well because I laughed my ass off. Same with Tiger's constant snubbing of Clinton.

279 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:22:32pm

Do we know for a fact that Condi is straight?

(Just asking.)

280 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:22:43pm

re: #201 Afrocity
Michael Steele and Alan Keyes come to mind as well.
How about famous Black Democrats? I'll go first if you don't mind: Charlie Rangel.

281 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:22:44pm

re: #276 unclassifiable

That's easy.

She has more academic honors than most people have teeth.

Smart women scare the cap out of guys.

and the crap too...
:)

282 swamprat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:22:57pm

re: #184 unclassifiable

Ok.
We are scewing China.
They bought our debt as a way of betting on us to win.

Doesn't look good.

night

283 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:23:01pm

re: #279 Occasional Reader

Do we know for a fact that Condi is straight?

(Just asking.)

She is a Russian specialist.
Icy, maybe?

284 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:23:01pm

Obama lawyers maintain Bush position in suit

An Obama administration lawyer is urging a federal appeals court panel to throw out a lawsuit accusing a Boeing Co. subsidiary of illegally helping the CIA secretly fly terrorism suspects overseas to be tortured.

The Justice Department said Monday that national security would be threatened if the lawsuit moved forward.

In arguing for the suit to be tossed, the Obama White House maintained the same position as the Bush administration on the case - disappointing the American Civil Liberties Union and others, who had called on the Obama administration to change its position.

The lawsuit alleges the San Jose-based subsidiary, Jeppesen DataPlan Inc., provided airplanes and crews to the CIA to carry out an "extraordinary rendition" program that included torture.


Rendition is alive and well in the Obama Administration.
Lefty heads will be 'spolding...

285 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:23:10pm

re: #268 victor_yugo

LOL Vic. I have windows Xp, we are still smoking our cigarettes in bed.

286 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:23:14pm

re: #276 unclassifiable

cap?

hmmm

gotta check the r key

287 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:23:25pm

re: #276 unclassifiable

That's easy.

She has more academic honors than most people have teeth.

Smart women scare the cap out of guys.

Like hell.

I'd love to sit down over dinner with her and pick her brains, esp. over negotiation matters that I disagreed with her on.

I am not intimidated by power or position.

288 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:23:36pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

Condi is to some degree 'scary' smart, but her time over at the State Dept. didn't really do us many favors.

289 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:23:38pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

Because (and I might piss off some of our Lizard men- who are indeed above the average man in this regard) men tend to still be intimidated by a strong, educated woman.

290 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:23:44pm

re: #262 realwest

Speaking of which, you notice the Domino's guy was wearing a helmet, Noam!

Everyone knows Domino's guys are sissies.

I'm also pretty sure I couldn't get my scooter to do a wheelie.

I almost took it out tonight, since it's in the 40s right now. I actually had it running; pulled it out of the garage. Then I came to the healthy conclusion that the ice patches are too difficult to see in the dark.

I don't have much supervision.

291 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:24:26pm

re: #282 swamprat

Ok.
We are scewing China.
They bought our debt as a way of betting on us to win.

Doesn't look good.

night

I think you and unclassifiable have the r missing from your keyboards. you can borrow mine if you want...
:)

292 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:24:32pm

Afrocity- why is a strong, independent liberal woman like Oprah still single?

293 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:25:04pm

re: #287 victor_yugo

We're talking dating, not debate.

294 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:25:33pm

re: #216 Afrocity
Uh, wasn't Keyes a last minute subsitute for someone else? I could be wrong about that, but it's irrelevent because a Black Democrat with the support of the Chicago Machine was gonna win no matter who the opposition was.

295 Hobbes  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:25:40pm

re: #216 Afrocity

The guy who Obama beat to become senator of IL.

Or rather the carpetbagger Judy Barr Topinka (Rino) foisted off on Illinois to ensure BHO's victory. Come now, you're not as naive as you sound, are you?

296 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:02pm

re: #293 unclassifiable

We're talking dating, not debate.

Understood, but a pleasant dinner is a good first step. And that would be a pleasant dinner (for me, anyway) w/ Ms. Rice.

297 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:06pm

re: #289 Sharmuta

Because (and I might piss off some of our Lizard men- who are indeed above the average man in this regard) men tend to still be intimidated by a strong, educated woman.

We no like smart girl, we like dumb girl with big honk honks

298 dapperdave  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:11pm

re: #277 x-wing

That's what I think, now that she's out of work she might find some time to date.

299 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:35pm

Condi is not gay. It is too bad that men cannot appreciate a successful woman.
Condi has to be strong in order to be SOS and Black Republican. I admire her. I don't understand why she is alone.

300 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:44pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

A lot of men still prefer to outshine or at least equal their wives in brains, education, and career success.

The poor dears can be surprisingly insecure.

Certainly not all of them, thank goodness.

301 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:47pm

re: #284 jcm

In arguing for the suit to be tossed, the Obama White House maintained the same position as the Bush administration on the case - disappointing the American Civil Liberties Union and others, who had called on the Obama administration to change its position.

Disappointing is about the mildest thing I'd like to see done to the ACLU...

302 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:49pm

In other words- I think it has less to do with a woman's political ideology, or even her race. It's her inner strength and intelligence. Men who can handle it exist, but they are rare.

303 swamprat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:53pm

re: #291 LGoPs

Anybody seen the waskaly wabbit?

304 Timbre  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:57pm

Excellent upcoming training from Security Solutions International, all over the country, Lizards who can muster the course fee, please consider going to a seminar near you. Our lives may depend on it! I would also recommend the magazine "The Counter Terrorist" to all my Lizard friends and associates. I had to be somewhat vague on this post--I don;t people complaining that I'm selling things on Charles' web log. I'm not selling anything--just passing on life-saving advice (in my opinion.)

305 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:26:58pm

re: #297 Desert Dog

We no like smart girl, we like dumb girl with big honk honks

No small toot-toots?

306 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:27:04pm

re: #299 Afrocity

Condi is not gay. It is too bad that men cannot appreciate a successful woman.
Condi has to be strong in order to be SOS and Black Republican. I admire her. I don't understand why she is alone.

I sure can.

307 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:27:37pm

re: #294 realwest

Uh, wasn't Keyes a last minute subsitute for someone else? I could be wrong about that, but it's irrelevent because a Black Democrat with the support of the Chicago Machine was gonna win no matter who the opposition was.

Obama's shills in the media went to court to open Jack Ryan's divorce files, Ryan dropped out and Keyes jumped in.

308 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:27:45pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

Most guys don't like smart women. I am not one. Give me someone with brains and wit and I am as happy as a clam.

309 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:27:48pm

re: #294 realwest

Uh, wasn't Keyes a last minute subsitute for someone else? I could be wrong about that, but it's irrelevent because a Black Democrat with the support of the Chicago Machine was gonna win no matter who the opposition was.

Yeah, Ryan, Jerri Ryan's husband, accused of sexual something of other which was too bad, he looked like an up and comer. Sorry.

310 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:28:02pm

re: #299 Afrocity

Condi is not gay. It is too bad that men cannot appreciate a successful woman.
Condi has to be strong in order to be SOS and Black Republican. I admire her. I don't understand why she is alone.

It may very well be her choice. Who knows how many suitors have walked away disappointed?

311 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:28:15pm

re: #289 Sharmuta

Because (and I might piss off some of our Lizard men- who are indeed above the average man in this regard) men tend to still be intimidated by a strong, educated woman.

I agree Sharmuta. This is why I am alone and many of my friends. Ann Coulter is alone too.

312 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:28:21pm

re: #233 victor_yugo
Maybe because there are more Black Millionaires or at least VERY NEAR millionaires in the NFL than in society in general?

313 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:28:39pm

re: #304 Timbre

Excellent upcoming training from Security Solutions International, all over the country, Lizards who can muster the course fee, please consider going to a seminar near you. Our lives may depend on it! I would also recommend the magazine "The Counter Terrorist" to all my Lizard friends and associates. I had to be somewhat vague on this post--I don;t people complaining that I'm selling things on Charles' web log. I'm not selling anything--just passing on life-saving advice (in my opinion.)

Thanks timbre!

314 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:29:04pm

re: #299 Afrocity

re: #302 Sharmuta

An intelligent man and woman can get along fine until they make it a competition to see which one is smarter.

That's when it all falls apart.

315 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:29:41pm

re: #299 Afrocity

Condi is not gay. It is too bad that men cannot appreciate a successful woman.
Condi has to be strong in order to be SOS and Black Republican. I admire her. I don't understand why she is alone.

It could very well be by choice. Someone mentioned above that she seemed very career oriented. Without knowing her personally, I'd hesitate to come up any reason, particularly one that casts her in a bad light.

316 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:29:46pm

re: #295 Hobbes

Or rather the carpetbagger Judy Barr Topinka (Rino) foisted off on Illinois to ensure BHO's victory. Come now, you're not as naive as you sound, are you?

I didn't live here when BO ran for Senate. I just know that it was against Keyes.

317 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:30:04pm

re: #289 Sharmuta

Because (and I might piss off some of our Lizard men- who are indeed above the average man in this regard) men tend to still be intimidated by a strong, educated woman.

I find someone that talk intelligently to be sexy and very captivating.

Does this mean I am not a man, or what? ;)

318 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:30:20pm

re: #289 Sharmuta

Because (and I might piss off some of our Lizard men- who are indeed above the average man in this regard) men tend to still be intimidated by a strong, educated woman.

The only 'strong' woman ever scared me was Hillary. But only because she was a radical left wing nut job...

319 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:30:43pm

re: #311 Afrocity

I agree Sharmuta. This is why I am alone and many of my friends. Ann Coulter is alone too.

I think part of it is also the emasculating of men. They've been made to feel they have to cower to women. I don't want that. I want a man who respects, appreciates, and admires me for who I am but who will have the balls to still be a man and keep me in check when I need it. That's a tall order.

And the Lizards will tell you- a man who can keep Sharmuta in check is a tall order indeed. :p

320 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:30:54pm

I am highly attracted to bright, confident, forthright women.

Almost none of them go for clowns like me.

321 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:31:14pm

re: #299 Afrocity

Condi is not gay. It is too bad that men cannot appreciate a successful woman.

Whoa whoa whoa.

I appreciate successful women just fine. My wife happens to be one. I was just asking the question, as one possible explanation of why Rice has not married. I know absolutely zip about her personal life (other than that she plays the piano, and speaks Russian).

322 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:31:22pm

How it works:
I was using MatchDotWhatever and met a woman in Singapore. She was on her way to Canada and would be passing through Hawaii, so we decided to meet.
Well, she ended up staying in Hawaii, I went up to her place for dinner one night, and that's where I met her room-mate, the woman I've been with for the past five years.
Internet dating works!
(And ours is an inter-racial relationship)

323 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:31:25pm

re: #307 jcm

Obama's shills in the media went to court to open Jack Ryan's divorce files, Ryan dropped out and Keyes jumped in.

I just finished reading Ann Coulters new book(Guilty). She goes over the whole sorrid thing.

Very good read.

324 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:31:27pm

Speaking of sports personalities reminds me of an incident that happened in Las Vegas about 2 years ago.

Whenever the NBA drafts rookies, part of the process of joining a team involves attending an orientation. This orientation involves not playing for the NBA itself, but all the aspects of the new lifestyle - intelligent ways of handling all the money they'll be receiving, how to handle fans, and so on.

The locations are, naturally, kept secret, so that NBA fans and groupies don't try and crash the orientation.

About 2 years ago, the orientation was being held here in Las Vegas, and would be beginning on 7 a.m. on a Saturday morning. The rookies were told they needed to be in bed by 9 p.m., in order to get plenty of rest for the early session, and that lights would be out and there would be a bed check.

Somehow, word of the NBA rookie orientation apparently leaked out, because there were several female NBA fans in the bar on Friday night. Naturally, these rookies fresh out of college appreciated all the attention. Many of the female fans tried making dates with the rookies for later that night, but those rookies that did agree to dates suggested the following night, as they had to go to bed early that night.

Not surprisingly, numerous phone numbers were exchanged and plans were made, but all the NBA rookies made it to bed that night for bed check at 9 p.m..

Of course, all the rookies get up about 6 a.m., in order to get ready and get to the hall for their first orientation session at 7, but most of them are still half asleep.

The lecturer begins with a brief welcome, and states that the first topic will be health and personal hygiene, and talks briefly about how important this can be. Few are truly paying attention at this point, of course.

The lecturer then looks backstage, and asks oddly, "Would you all come out here, please?"

Much to the surprise of the rookies, these were all the ladies who had been hitting on them in the bar on the previous night!

The lecturer then says, "Would you please give us your first name and tell us a little about yourselves?"

The first lady says, "Hello. I'm Laura, and I'm HIV positive."

The second lady says, "Hello. I'm Cyndi, and I'm HIV positive."

...and so on down the line - all 12 women were HIV positive.

Even before the lecturer finished saying, "Do you see how you almost ended your NBA career before it even got started?" the rookies were all now fully awake!

325 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:32:02pm

re: #309 itellu3times

Yeah, Ryan, Jerri Ryan's husband, accused of sexual something of other which was too bad, he looked like an up and comer. Sorry.

Jack Ryan, who pressured Jeri into all kinds of weird public shit. And then the Dems released the sealed custody records on the case.

326 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:32:13pm

re: #317 FurryOldGuyJeans

I find someone that talk intelligently to be sexy and very captivating.

Does this mean I am not a man, or what? ;)

I be 'telligent...even gots me some smarts. Graudated summa cum laude from the 2nd grade...
/

327 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:32:19pm

re: #317 FurryOldGuyJeans

re: #318 LGoPs

Which is why I said Lizard men seem to be an exception to this rule, but in the real world, let me tell you, it's not as great as it is here. The men of LGF value the intelligent women of this community. That's why you guy Lizards are so great!

328 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:32:34pm

I think that there are more than a few here at LGF in inter-racial marriages, I am and I believe there are a few others. I don't want to leave too many bread crumbs ,personal identity and all that, but it's not particularly uncommon where I live, my youngest aunt and uncle are also in an inter-racial marriage.

329 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:32:44pm

re: #317 FurryOldGuyJeans

I find someone that talk intelligently to be sexy and very captivating.

Does this mean I am not a man, or what? ;)

Okay Furry you are A MAN. I still say that monkey makes it hard for you.

330 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:32:47pm

re: #318 LGoPs

The only 'strong' woman ever scared me was Hillary. But only because she was a radical left wing nut job...

Wait a minute, I thought the VRWC was supposed to be pining for her now?

331 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:33:32pm

Real men are not afraid of a strong woman.

332 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:33:35pm

re: #326 LGoPs

I be 'telligent...even gots me some smarts. Graudated summa cum laude from the 2nd grade...
/

And finding a woman that would let me do the cooking would be a plus, I must say.

333 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:33:43pm

re: #329 Afrocity

Okay Furry you are A MAN. I still say that monkey makes it hard for you.

Everybody's got something to hide, except for FurryOldGuyJeans, and his monkey.

334 jcw46  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:33:48pm

re: #248 victor_yugo

Microsoft can kiss my ass. On second thought, forget it, I don't want my ass defiled with Microsoft's lips.

I wish I could. I tried linux a few years back but it was too nerve wracking; all the different "distros" and most of them don't work together. Trying to find out the info for an app on the internet. It's a computer nerd's paradise but I was nerded out by then (I used to BUILD my computers and install/tweak the drivers and Op sys myself for years) and just wanted as little hassle as possible. I managed to get one distro working but couldn't get the monitor driver to center the display. could. not. find. instructions. on. how. to. adjust. the. freaking. display. Any other system/driver app has this as a dialog but not these clowns.
Wham, Bam. Into the trash it went. Bought a Dell with XP Home and ain't looked back. (yeah it hurt, I hate MS as much as anyone but after awhile you just want to get some work done and get on the internet.)

335 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:34:31pm

re: #328 JHW

I think that there are more than a few here at LGF in inter-racial marriages, I am and I believe there are a few others. I don't want to leave too many bread crumbs ,personal identity and all that, but it's not particularly uncommon where I live, my youngest aunt and uncle are also in an inter-racial marriage.

Are they married to black people? This is not PC of me but interracial white/asian, white/latino, is common among GOP's. Not white/black.

336 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:34:53pm

I missed the live blog of the Daily Obamanation, but perusing the thread, I loved Thanos'

Obama Pork Laden...

I heard about half of the noise while driving down the road, thought the O-man sounded whiney, rambling, trying to micro-manage in the true Carter style, hasn't got a fraction of the knowledge on any issue that he thinks he has, and doesn't have the sense to delegate it. Even the radio heads were saying he rambled too much. He also went "meta" a lot, talking about talking about the issue, like a good academic, but it's a style that turns off voters bigtime.

Obama Pork Laden, first Caliph of the Obamanation.

337 dapperdave  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:35:00pm

re: #324 gmsc

Ha! that woke me up! that's it no more basketball for me.

338 x-wing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:35:08pm

re: #309 itellu3times

Yeah, Ryan, Jerri Ryan's husband, accused of sexual something of other which was too bad, he looked like an up and comer. Sorry.

In the divorce papers Jeri accussed him of wanting to have sex with her somewhere in public. He denies it, but this is how divorces go. And why the public didn't need to see it, they have an autistic boy(he was trying to protect) for crying out loud.

339 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:35:33pm

re: #308 FurryOldGuyJeans

Most guys don't like smart women. I am not one. Give me someone with brains and wit and I am as happy as a clam.

Give me smart over good looking any day.
You can buy good looks, but stupid is permanent.
BTW, this blog has some really smart females on it, yes ma'am.

340 solomonpanting  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:35:35pm

Seems as though you ladies hit the nail on the head:

Rice has never married, and has no children. She has been engaged once, to Rick Upchurch, in the 1970s.
She left him because, according to her biographer Marcus Mabry, “She knew the relationship wasn’t going to work on an intellectual level.”[3] He is currently married and has four children.

341 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:35:50pm

re: #333 Occasional Reader

You're on fire tonight, I have a reading of 10.5 Smart-asses on my Rapier-Wit-O-Meter...not bad

342 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:35:50pm

re: #329 Afrocity

Okay Furry you are A MAN. I still say that monkey makes it hard for you.

Well, being hairier than the last avatar I had sure doesn't help.

Or having a very sarcastic wit.

Try refreshing the page if you want to see the "real" me. You might actually want the previous avatar back.

343 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:35:55pm

re: #302 Sharmuta

In other words- I think it has less to do with a woman's political ideology, or even her race. It's her inner strength and intelligence. Men who can handle it exist, but they are rare.


Worth waiting for, though.

Better yet is the man who not only can handle strength, but prizes it.

344 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:35:59pm

re: #332 FurryOldGuyJeans

Okay Fury has me interested now. I love men that cook. Even though I have great culinary skills myself.

345 jcw46  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:36:15pm

re: #260 Afrocity

Okay so you guys proved me wrong. So tell me..Why is a great Black woman like Condeleeza Rice still GOP and single?

She's too smart to get married.

346 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:36:38pm

re: #343 lurking faith

I've settled in the past. I won't do it again.

347 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:36:49pm

re: #329 Afrocity

Okay Furry you are A MAN. I still say that monkey makes it hard for you.

Did you just call Furry a monkey lover?

348 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:37:04pm

G'night, all.

349 Pietr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:37:08pm

As a male, tho an old school one, I enjoy women with brains and drive. I have only competed with a few-but having 5 sisters, plus life experience, the female is always more ruthless. In my case that isn't strange, I was raised to "treat a Lady as a Lady-even after she proves she isn't"! And my sisters always used that to their advantage...:>))

350 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:37:42pm

re: #339 rawmuse

Give me smart over good looking any day.
You can buy good looks, but stupid is permanent.
BTW, this blog has some really smart females on it, yes ma'am.

I don't agree.

Good looks are not permanent either, but a stupid person can always learn.

351 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:37:52pm

re: #339 rawmuse

Give me smart over good looking any day.
You can buy good looks, but stupid is permanent.
BTW, this blog has some really smart females on it, yes ma'am.

Even bought looks will fade, but intelligent and wit last forever.

352 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:37:55pm

re: #334 jcw46

I managed to get one distro working but couldn't get the monitor driver to center the display. could. not. find. instructions. on. how. to. adjust. the. freaking. display. Any other system/driver app has this as a dialog but not these clowns.
Wham, Bam. Into the trash it went. Bought a Dell with XP Home and ain't looked back. (yeah it hurt, I hate MS as much as anyone but after awhile you just want to get some work done and get on the internet.)

My suggestions, in order:

Ubuntu
Fedora
Mandriva
Linux Mint

However, if you're talking about "centering the display", then you probably needed to adjust the controls on the display itself, and not through the OS.

353 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:38:05pm

re: #319 Sharmuta

And the Lizards will tell you- a man who can keep Sharmuta in check is a tall order indeed. :p

"Blueish" women don't intimidate me!

354 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:38:33pm

re: #332 FurryOldGuyJeans

And finding a woman that would let me do the cooking would be a plus, I must say.

Whoa...yikes. I be a ...wait let me look...*searching for evidence of manhood*...man.

Didn't mean to indicate otherwise...

355 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:38:40pm

re: #267 Wishing
Thanks, but I'm the others didn't bother to read my e-mail
Maybe I shoulda changed the "Subject" from "YOUR STUPID VOTE" to something more, ah, congenial! LOL!
But I also figure hell, if we don't tell our elected officials how we think and feel about proposed legislation or propose suggested legislation for problems we perceive, than - other than voting and occasionally throwing money at someone, what the hell are we doing?
America was designed to be a participatory democracy.

356 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:38:45pm

re: #350 Afrocity

I don't agree.

Good looks are not permanent either, but a stupid person can always learn.

Can always learn, but your results may vary ;)

357 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:38:54pm

re: #350 Afrocity

I don't agree.

Good looks are not permanent either, but a stupid person can always learn.

I once dated one of the sweetest guys, but he was dumb as they come. It lasted two weeks. I can't handle stupid.

358 pink freud  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:38:55pm

re: #348 Noam Sayin'

Nite Noam!

359 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:39:14pm

re: #344 Afrocity

Okay Fury has me interested now. I love men that cook. Even though I have great culinary skills myself.

I am not great, but no one starves when I cook. ;)

360 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:39:17pm

re: #350 Afrocity

re: #351 FurryOldGuyJeans

GMTA. Ten seconds.

361 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:39:26pm

I once worked with a woman, tall, intelligent, "strong" in an outgoing way, educated, white, reasonably attractive (maybe moreso a few years before I first met her) - and she always went for the wimpy men. Guess how that worked out. I dunno, maybe Condi has some of that.

362 jcw46  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:39:41pm

re: #280 realwest

Michael Steele and Alan Keyes come to mind as well.
How about famous Black Democrats? I'll go first if you don't mind: Charlie Rangel.

You said "famous" not infamous.

363 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:39:41pm

re: #326 LGoPs

I be 'telligent...even gots me some smarts. Graudated summa cum laude from the 2nd grade...
/

Flunked spelling though...graudated = graduated
Sheesh.

364 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:39:58pm

re: #335 Afrocity

Native/Caucasian in both instances, I live in a small rural area with very few black people, but there are a bit more black/white marriages than most people would probably guess. Next door neighbors for one, and a cousin , in both cases, right off the top of my head, black husband/Caucasian wife. Their politics are unknown to me.

365 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:40:12pm

Of course, I will always take dumb but good over smart but evil.

366 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:40:12pm

re: #342 FurryOldGuyJeans

You are a cutie Furry!

367 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:40:34pm

re: #357 Sharmuta

I once dated one of the sweetest guys, but he was dumb as they come. It lasted two weeks. I can't handle stupid.

Ron White agrees: "You can't fix stupid."

368 Timbre  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:40:39pm

Going down to a thread where's there not such much kissy, flirty, Love topics. I'm not in a love mood, and won't be until I do my part to win the War Against Terrorism. Good night, all.

369 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:40:51pm

re: #354 LGoPs

Whoa...yikes. I be a ...wait let me look...*searching for evidence of manhood*...man.

Didn't mean to indicate otherwise...

And no, I do not have a shiatzu dog or speak with a lisp and limp wrist.

I have a spayed cat with an attitude. ;)

370 Irish Rose  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:41:23pm

Evening, lizards.
What's the topic of the evening?

371 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:41:51pm

re: #370 Irish Rose

Why strong women are single.

372 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:41:55pm

re: #276 unclassifiable
"Smart women scare the cap out of guys." That's not true!
Condi won't date me cause she has good taste!

373 Hobbes  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:42:09pm

re: #350 Afrocity

I don't agree.

Good looks are not permanent either, but a stupid person can always learn.

An ignorant person can always learn. It's more difficult for those who are really stupid.

374 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:42:11pm

re: #370 Irish Rose

Evening, lizards.
What's the topic of the evening?

Choice of a mate, or lack thereof. Criteria related to same.

375 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:42:26pm

re: #351 FurryOldGuyJeans

Even bought looks will fade, but intelligent and wit last forever.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

376 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:42:44pm

Well I guess what I have sadly found is that strong, independent, and intelligent has been a code word for...

(ok unclass this is where you step in it)

... bitchy.

And there is no need whatsoever for it.

True intelligence can be had with grace, style, and compassion for one and other.

377 Brisco County  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:42:46pm

I've seen the Truckers live three times now. Great shows. I gave the singer my beer during one of the songs because he looked like he really needed it.

Huge liberals though. Bush is evil, all that.

378 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:43:08pm

re: #373 Hobbes

An ignorant person can always learn. It's more difficult for those who are really stupid.

Sadly, there are those that are deeply committed to being stupid.

379 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:43:34pm

re: #357 Sharmuta

I once dated one of the sweetest guys, but he was dumb as they come. It lasted two weeks. I can't handle stupid.

i still cant buleev you dumpt me

380 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:44:24pm

I have been unfair. I have been burned by men who are smart, and they end up with women that could not speak English. Dumb guys like me more than smart guys...

I guess that should tell me something.

381 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:44:27pm

re: #290 Noam Sayin'
ROFL! Hey you don't need much supervision unless you leave your house!

382 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:45:09pm

re: #380 Afrocity

You have found the universal truth.

True love is damn hard to find.

383 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:45:15pm

re: #380 Afrocity

I have been unfair. I have been burned by men who are smart, and they end up with women that could not speak English. Dumb guys like me more than smart guys...

I guess that should tell me something.

Uh, time to move out of the barrio?

384 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:45:29pm

re: #376 unclassifiable

Well I guess what I have sadly found is that strong, independent, and intelligent has been a code word for...

(ok unclass this is where you step in it)

... bitchy.

And there is no need whatsoever for it.

True intelligence can be had with grace, style, and compassion for one and other.

That is sort of sexist.

385 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:45:49pm

re: #380 Afrocity

I have been unfair. I have been burned by men who are smart, and they end up with women that could not speak English. Dumb guys like me more than smart guys...

I guess that should tell me something.

Well from what I've seen tonight, some of those 'smart' guys were dumber than they looked...
:)

386 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:45:52pm

re: #350 Afrocity

I don't agree.

Good looks are not permanent either, but a stupid person can always learn.


Ignorant people can learn; stupid people, not so much.
I don't mind ignorance as long as it isn't willfully chosen.

387 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:45:57pm

re: #380 Afrocity

I have been unfair. I have been burned by men who are smart, and they end up with women that could not speak English. Dumb guys like me more than smart guys...

I guess that should tell me something.

I think it only means that you have a smaller pool of eligibles to draw from. Its not that Mr. Right is not out there for you, its just that he may be more difficult to find.

388 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:46:03pm

re: #382 unclassifiable

You have found the universal truth.

True love is damn hard to find.

Nonsense! The Dread Pirate Roberts had true love even when he was still just Westley the Farm Boy!

389 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:46:13pm

re: #380 Afrocity

Some intelligent men are threatened by equals.

390 Pietr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:46:29pm

re: #369 FurryOldGuyJeans

All Kitties have an attitude-spaying them just makes it worse. They now get to not only 'own you', they get to rub your cruelty (in ruining them), back in your face...Heh...At least that's what mine tell me.

391 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:46:43pm

re: #383 victor_yugo

Whatever Victor, I was on the upper westside of Manhattan. Very Jewish.

392 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:46:52pm

re: #390 Pietr

All Kitties have an attitude-spaying them just makes it worse. They now get to not only 'own you', they get to rub your cruelty (in ruining them), back in your face...Heh...At least that's what mine tell me.

What else do they tell you?

393 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:47:05pm

re: #384 Afrocity

Well I would say the same thing for a guy acting like an asshole.

Does that give it any balance?

394 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:47:09pm

re: #307 jcm
Ah, thanks for the refresher, jcm!

395 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:47:17pm

re: #379 Occasional Reader

i still cant buleev you dumpt me

I know, Hon. But when you finally do get over me, maybe I'll rescind that restraining order. ;)

396 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:47:25pm

re: #391 Afrocity

Whatever Victor, I was on the upper westside of Manhattan. Very Jewish.

Clue #1.

397 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:47:29pm

Barack Obama is tired of your motherf**king sh*t

If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.

I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.

Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

And that means he read Ray’s quotes.

And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.

***

NOTE: I didn’t actually make these recordings. I found them in an mp3 sharing thread yesterday and uploaded them for your bi-partisan pleasure.

398 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:48:10pm

re: #379 Occasional Reader

i still cant buleev you dumpt me

Humped, then dumped, so I sat on a wall . . .

399 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:48:12pm

re: #389 Sharmuta

Some intelligent men are threatened by equals.

Men have no equals. Women are clearly superior.
Truly, I have no idea why you all give us the time of day.
Men smell funny, eat weird foods and make unpleasant noises.
Real men do, anyway.

400 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:48:22pm

re: #380 Afrocity

I have been unfair. I have been burned by men who are smart, and they end up with women that could not speak English. Dumb guys like me more than smart guys...

I guess that should tell me something.

A lot of guys are insecure in their masculinity. You just haven't found the right guy to appreciate all you are.

Not that I am saying I am the right guy, mind you. ;)

401 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:48:42pm

re: #380 Afrocity

I have been unfair. I have been burned by men who are smart, and they end up with women that could not speak English. Dumb guys like me more than smart guys...

I guess that should tell me something.

You just haven't met the right guy. I eventually found the right girl, but it took some meddling from a pair of redheaded twins. (One was apparently not enough to knock some sense into me.) They kept inviting Mrs. Hawk and me to the same events and more or less pushed us at each other. It seems I eventually got the hint. Ninth anniversary is in May.

402 LGoPs  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:48:53pm

re: #379 Occasional Reader

i still cant buleev you dumpt me

I think she's still got the blues for you. Hell, just look at her avatar...

403 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:49:01pm

re: #380 Afrocity

I have been unfair. I have been burned by men who are smart, and they end up with women that could not speak English. Dumb guys like me more than smart guys...

I guess that should tell me something.

Opposites attract. Which must be the reason my beautiful and intelligent wife likes me so much.

404 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:49:13pm

re: #395 Sharmuta

I know, Hon. But when you finally do get over me, maybe I'll rescind that restraining order. ;)

"Restraining order"? Dam! i thinked it was "retraining order"! i spend all dis time lernin' to be a secyuritee gard for nothin!

405 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:49:29pm

re: #376 unclassifiable

Well I guess what I have sadly found is that strong, independent, and intelligent has been a code word for...

(ok unclass this is where you step in it)

... bitchy.

And there is no need whatsoever for it.

True intelligence can be had with grace, style, and compassion for one and other.

In some cases, your coding is correct. Then again, these days, it seems that large segments of the female population (intelligent or not) pride themselves on being what I would call childish and bitchy.

406 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:49:57pm

re: #399 rawmuse

Men have no equals. Women are clearly superior.
Truly, I have no idea why you all give us the time of day.
Men smell funny, eat weird foods and make unpleasant noises.
Real men do, anyway.

Because dating chicks is even worse.

407 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:50:23pm

I do have to say that Todd Palin is a role model for husbands of strong women.

408 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:50:42pm

re: #392 victor_yugo

What else do they tell you?

Probably something like this.

409 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:50:52pm

re: #395 Sharmuta

I know, Hon. But when you finally do get over me, maybe I'll rescind that restraining order. ;)

You too? I got mine last week for OR.

410 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:50:54pm

re: #404 Occasional Reader

Look at the bright side. While you can't get Sharmuta, you can now get a job.

411 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:51:21pm

re: #407 Afrocity

Are you perchance a fan of R. A. Heinlein?

412 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:51:32pm

re: #407 Afrocity

I do have to say that Todd Palin is a role model for husbands of strong women.

Get thee to Alaska young woman, there's men awaiting!
/ ;-P

413 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:51:41pm

re: #350 Afrocity

I don't agree.

Good looks are not permanent either, but a stupid person can always learn.

I make a distinction between ignorance, not knowing something but willing to learn, and stupidity, not knowing and being proud of the lack.

I am ignorant on a lot of things, I hope I am stupid on as few things as possible. ;)

414 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:52:22pm

re: #412 jcm

Get thee to Alaska young woman, there's men awaiting!
/ ;-P

Actually, there are 3 females for every male in Alaska, if you're into moose.

415 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:52:23pm

re: #404 Occasional Reader

"Restraining order"? Dam! i thinked it was "retraining order"! i spend all dis time lernin' to be a secyuritee gard for nothin!

Poor thing. 0bama will help you.

416 Pietr  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:52:24pm

re: #392 victor_yugo

When they need food, water, litter change-the usual stuff. I've raised and bred show cats, victor-and my kitties can be very expressive...:>))

417 Racer X  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:52:36pm

re: #397 gmsc

Holy Crap!

Way too complicated for me.

418 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:52:38pm

re: #401 CyanSnowHawk

That is sweet. It gives me hope, and not in a hopey changey sort of way either.

419 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:52:57pm

Ooohheee. 12:50 am. Okay, work beckons tomorrow (or makes an obscene gesture, at any rate), so I have to call it a night.

May flights of angels guide y'all to y'all's rest.

420 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:53:05pm

re: #411 victor_yugo

Can't say who he is.

421 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:53:29pm

re: #419 Occasional Reader

Night, Occasional reader

422 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:53:45pm

re: #412 jcm

Get thee to Alaska young woman, there's men awaiting!
/ ;-P

Stop off in the Seattle area first, please! ;)

423 Dustyvet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:54:36pm

re: #414 Walter L. Newton

Actually, there are 3 females for every male in Alaska, if you're into moose.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
W. C. Fields

424 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:54:57pm

re: #417 Racer X

Holy Crap!

Way too complicated for me.

Oh, that is priceless.

425 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:54:58pm

re: #418 Afrocity

I have hope too, and a lot of it is because through LGF I've come to know there are men who respect strong, intelligent women. I'll rope me a man yet!

426 jcw46  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:54:59pm

re: #352 victor_yugo
I don't want to get into a "you shoulda tried this or that" conversation. (no offense but that system is in pieces in the shelf next to me having given up the ghost 2 yrs ago).
BELIEVE ME when I say that I KNOW how to get computer stuff working and usually where to find the info if I don't know. this driver pushed that display half way off the screen. The monitor's controls could not adjust that that far. IT WAS THE DRIVER! There were NO instructions (that I could find) for adjusting it using a config file or an ini file or an adjustment diaglog. You know like I have now with my WINDOWS driver for my display card. (yes i looked through every man file on the stupid thing looking for an answer. finally I had to do some actual work so I had to reboot into my WINDOWS SYSTEM.)

427 BlueCanuck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:55:23pm

Evening all. Does the battle of the sexes have a clear winner yet? Personally I think I have just surrenedered in my on going war. :)

428 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:55:30pm

re: #410 Syrah

I love your screen name. That is my favorite wine, besides Riesling

429 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:55:33pm

re: #342 FurryOldGuyJeans
Well I can't speak for her, but I prefer the new avatar myself.

430 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:55:57pm

re: #420 Afrocity

Hie thee to a bookery, and find "Time Enough for Love." It is not an easy read, and you will feel the urge to skip through a couple chapters, but you will find justification for keeping your standards high, both for yourself and for any man who pursues you.

431 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:56:12pm

re: #428 Afrocity

Syrah is one of the nicest Lizards at LGF.

432 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:56:24pm

re: #425 Sharmuta

I have hope too, and a lot of it is because through LGF I've come to know there are men who respect strong, intelligent women. I'll rope me a man yet!

"ROPE," sexist!
/

433 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:56:30pm

Is Lizard mating season starting early this year? It's not even spring yet.

434 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:56:45pm

re: #348 Noam Sayin'
Good night Noam - sleep well my friend!

435 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:56:59pm

re: #422 FurryOldGuyJeans

Stop off in the Seattle area first, please! ;)

Funny, I have thought about moving to the Northwest. Oregon seems great.

436 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:57:18pm

re: #433 Killgore Trout

Is Lizard mating season starting early this year? It's not even spring yet.

Love can take your mind off of the world.

Especially now.

437 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:57:21pm

re: #432 Walter L. Newton

"ROPE," sexist! Sexy!
/fixed it for you.

438 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:57:23pm

re: #433 Killgore Trout

Is Lizard mating season starting early this year? It's not even spring yet.

Alert "This Place is Death" Wed. Lost.

439 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:57:25pm

re: #435 Afrocity

Funny, I have thought about moving to the Northwest. Oregon seems great.

You can hook up with Killgore.

440 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:57:27pm

re: #433 Killgore Trout

Is Lizard mating season starting early this year? It's not even spring yet.

My spore sac itches.

441 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:57:50pm

re: #422 FurryOldGuyJeans

Stop off in the Seattle area first, please! ;)

I'll act as chaperone! Can't have any nasty rumors starting can we?

442 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:57:52pm

re: #425 Sharmuta

I have hope too, and a lot of it is because through LGF I've come to know there are men who respect strong, intelligent women. I'll rope me a man yet!

I sure wouldn't put up too much of a fuss if some lizardette tried to rope me. ;)

443 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:57:59pm

re: #436 unclassifiable

I prefer fishing.

444 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:58:09pm

re: #437 Killgore Trout

"ROPE," sexist! Sexy!
/fixed it for you.

No, I don't like rope. Velvet tie-backs, cuffs, feathers, ok.

445 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:58:13pm

re: #440 rawmuse

Ha!

446 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:58:19pm

re: #436 unclassifiable

Love can take your mind off of the world.

Especially now.

Here's hoping we don't have an Obaby boom.

447 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:58:49pm

re: #435 Afrocity

Funny, I have thought about moving to the Northwest. Oregon seems great.

Killgore lives there... something's fishy about him.
/

Hiya KT! ;-)

448 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:59:01pm

re: #435 Afrocity

Funny, I have thought about moving to the Northwest. Oregon seems great.

Oregon is becoming even more moonbat than Chicago, especially Portland.

449 solomonpanting  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:59:30pm

re: #443 Killgore Trout

I prefer fishing.

Send photo of boat.

450 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:59:34pm

re: #414 Walter L. Newton

Actually, there are 3 females for every male in Alaska, if you're into moose.

Is that why Alaska has the highest incidences of rape in the nation?

451 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:59:51pm

re: #448 FurryOldGuyJeans

Oregon is becoming even more moonbat than Chicago, especially Portland.

Oregon is where all the hippies went when they found out there wasn't any work there.

452 Macker  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 9:59:52pm

Charles, this song kicks ass! I can certainly listen to this while cruisin' down the 10 at oh, about 85 mph or so!

453 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:00:10pm

re: #448 FurryOldGuyJeans

Oregon is becoming even more moonbat than Chicago, especially Portland.

They've always been weird. Can't even pump your own gas there.

454 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:00:46pm

re: #435 Afrocity

Funny, I have thought about moving to the Northwest. Oregon seems great.

I spent 9 months in Portland.

Beautiful place.

But it really is where people move because Berkeley is not left-wing enough.

455 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:00:48pm

re: #428 Afrocity

I love your screen name. That is my favorite wine, besides Riesling

A good Riesling cooled in the snow can be a truly wonderful experience.

456 Irish Rose  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:00:53pm

The love of my life finally arrived when I realized that I didn't have to have a man in my life, to be happy.

457 Timbre  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:01:04pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, The Polish Nation Anthem.

458 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:01:05pm

re: #414 Walter L. Newton

Walter, I found this on male/female ratios. It would indicate the best chances for a single lady to find an excess of males is in Alaska,Colorado and Nevada. Conversely, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and D.C. , not so much.

Alaska led all states with the highest male-female ratio (107.0),
followed by Nevada (103.9), Colorado (101.4), Wyoming (101.2), Hawaii
(101.0), Idaho (101.0) and Utah (100.4).

- The lowest male-female ratios were recorded in the District of Columbia
(89.0) (a state equivalent), Rhode Island (92.5) and Massachusetts (93.0).

- The female population grew at a faster rate than the male population
in only three states: Alaska, California and Hawaii.


Census Bureau News

dated 2001, though.

459 Desert Dog  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:01:09pm

re: #446 CyanSnowHawk

Here's hoping we don't have an Obaby boom.

Too Late...cue the Barry White

460 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:01:18pm

re: #448 FurryOldGuyJeans

GTMA

461 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:01:34pm

re: #435 Afrocity

Oregon is great. Portland is a very pleasant city. I spent about a year in Chicago and I really hated to leave but I'm very glad I came to Oregon. Portland is a very liberal city but it's clean, safe, not a lot of traffic. It's not as lively as Chicago but there's plenty of stuff to do. It's also a very young city. Lots of 20-30 somethings and people are very friendly.

462 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:01:39pm

re: #453 CyanSnowHawk

They've always been weird. Can't even pump your own gas there.

NJ has that state law too. They say it creates jobs.

463 Macker  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:01:46pm

re: #450 Afrocity

Do you have a link for that?

464 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:01:52pm

re: #447 jcm

;)

465 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:02:45pm

re: #435 Afrocity

Funny, I have thought about moving to the Northwest. Oregon seems great.

Oregon is so left-looney that it makes Seattle look rational and sane. Visit before you commit.

466 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:02:47pm

re: #367 victor_yugo
Ron White is right. Ignorance is only uneducated, Stupid is for life.
BUT: For all the women and men out here, if you seriously want to find a "keeper" I'd try to find someone who is involved in (as a side light to other work) charitable work. Seriously, someone who is willing to personally help other folks out has real potential to be a keeper.

467 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:02:57pm

re: #458 JHW

Walter, I found this on male/female ratios. It would indicate the best chances for a single lady to find an excess of males is in Alaska,Colorado and Nevada. Conversely, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and D.C. , not so much.


Census Bureau News

dated 2001, though.

Stop posting that. I would rather that most woman think I am the ONLY available male in Colorado. That's the male thing to do, right.

468 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:03:08pm

re: #453 CyanSnowHawk

They've always been weird. Can't even pump your own gas there.

Seattle was nearly always known as the Socialist Republic of Seattle, and with Mayor Nickels and now outgoing King Country Executive Ron Sims, it always will be into the future.

469 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:03:28pm

re: #461 Killgore Trout

I have some gigs there coming up in 2009. More than one.

470 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:03:31pm

re: #461 Killgore Trout

Oregon is great. Portland is a very pleasant city. I spent about a year in Chicago and I really hated to leave but I'm very glad I came to Oregon. Portland is a very liberal city but it's clean, safe, not a lot of traffic. It's not as lively as Chicago but there's plenty of stuff to do. It's also a very young city. Lots of 20-30 somethings and people are very friendly.

Friendly = stoned.

471 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:04:01pm

re: #461 Killgore Trout

Oregon is great. Portland is a very pleasant city. I spent about a year in Chicago and I really hated to leave but I'm very glad I came to Oregon. Portland is a very liberal city but it's clean, safe, not a lot of traffic. It's not as lively as Chicago but there's plenty of stuff to do. It's also a very young city. Lots of 20-30 somethings and people are very friendly.

I would like to go to Oregon. Whenever I have met an Oregonian, they have been so nice.

472 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:04:06pm

re: #462 Afrocity

NJ has that state law too. They say it creates jobs.

I suppose it would. Not exactly high paying ones though. I wonder, do they allow the new self-service checkout lanes in stores?

473 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:04:09pm

re: #467 Walter L. Newton

Sorry, didn't want to foul things up for ya'.

474 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:04:20pm

re: #370 Irish Rose
Hi Rose - well right now we seem to be discussing questions concerning dating and preferences of the female and male LGFer's out here.

475 BlueCanuck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:04:21pm

re: #430 victor_yugo

Hie thee to a bookery, and find "Time Enough for Love." It is not an easy read, and you will feel the urge to skip through a couple chapters, but you will find justification for keeping your standards high, both for yourself and for any man who pursues you.

I disagree. Either "Starship Troopers", far better then the movie, or "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress". Time enough for love was meh.

476 Killgore Trout  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:04:41pm

re: #451 Walter L. Newton

Very true. When I started working at home I was shocked how many of my neighbors are home all day. Many work part time, others don't work at all.

477 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:05:11pm

re: #471 Afrocity

I would like to go to Oregon. Whenever I have met an Oregonian, they have been so nice.

Go to Eugene. A friend of mine is a physician there.

Okay all, I gotta hit the hay.

478 unclassifiable  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:05:12pm

Off to bed.

Y'all take care of one and other lizards.

479 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:05:32pm

OT
56000 homes in Kentucky still without electricity.
Bitter clinging in the cold and dark.

480 solomonpanting  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:05:42pm

re: #463 Macker

Do you have a link for that?

Link

481 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:05:57pm

re: #463 Macker

Those rape stats are I think on a gov website. I looked them up during the election to defend Sarah Palin.

482 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:06:06pm

re: #475 BlueCanuck

The point isn't an intro to RAH, it's justification for high personal standards.

Okay, gone for real.

483 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:06:20pm

Ten oclock news comes in in Los Angeles with yet another freeway car chase, this one at slow speed, and just for variety, the perp is in a white four-door Bentley. Cruising west on the 105, last I heard.

484 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:06:23pm

re: #380 Afrocity

I have been unfair. I have been burned by men who are smart, and they end up with women that could not speak English. Dumb guys like me more than smart guys...

I guess that should tell me something.

Perhaps they were smart without heart.

Or maybe not. By age 25, I had dated no fewer than 4 men who had turned around and married their very next girlfriend. (1. Ouch. 2. Ouch. 3. Are you kidding? WTF? 4. Dang, I didn't think I was a totally scary loser.)

I gave up.
Then, after a while, I met Mr. faith. And I am deeply grateful that I did not end up marrying any previous boyfriend.

You'll find the right one, or you won't. But just keep in mind that there are much worse fates than being single.

485 Afrocity  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:06:50pm

I am sleep too guys. Big stimulus day tomorrow.

486 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:07:00pm

re: #465 Syrah

Oregon is so left-looney that it makes Seattle look rational and sane. Visit before you commit.

Once you get off the I-5 corridor, Oregon's pretty good.

487 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:07:04pm

re: #476 Killgore Trout

Very true. When I started working at home I was shocked how many of my neighbors are home all day. Many work part time, others don't work at all.

I have a handful of friends that are part of "the tribe" up there, if you understand. And when they do venture back out of the state, they skirt around the country living on peoples couches.

I had a lot of them staying with me off and on until I lost the house. They may be poor, but they are not stupid. If they are going to crash somewhere, they have to have a private bath.

488 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:07:26pm

re: #485 Afrocity

Good night, and a belated "welcome to LGF"!

489 victor_yugo  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:08:19pm

DAMMIT!

re: #481 Afrocity

Those rape stats are I think on a gov website. I looked them up during the election to defend Sarah Palin.

The only defense needed is to ask why they (Dems) demand Sarah Palin do something about those statistics, but they demand she answer for Troopergate.

Can't have it both ways.

May I now go to bed?

490 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:08:43pm

re: #486 jcm

Once you get off the I-5 corridor, Oregon's pretty good.

Same goes for Washington, and the I-90/I-5 nexus. Strange alchemical things happen there.

491 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:09:06pm

re: #485 Afrocity

I am sleep too guys. Big stimulus day tomorrow.

Night AC, weet dreams.

492 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:09:47pm

re: #485 Afrocity

I am sleep too guys. Big stimulus day tomorrow.

May all your dreams be green and lizardy. :)

493 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:10:29pm

re: #403 Desert Dog
"Opposites attract. Which must be the reason my beautiful and intelligent wife likes me so much."
That might go a ways to explaining why two women divorced me too!
Or not.

494 BlueCanuck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:10:33pm

re: #485 Afrocity

And don't forget to stay scaly. ;)

/it's a lizard thing.

495 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:11:04pm

re: #492 FurryOldGuyJeans

May all your dreams be green and lizardy. :)

Wait a second. You AND Afrocity leaving at the same time. Interesting.

496 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:11:06pm

re: #486 jcm

Once you get off the I-5 corridor, Oregon's pretty good.

You are right. I bashed with too broad a brush. I spent many wonderful summers in Lincoln City.

Portland, well, I seem to have had a terrible knack for finding the unfriendly and unhappy people in that city.

497 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:11:10pm

re: #490 FurryOldGuyJeans

Same goes for Washington, and the I-90/I-5 nexus. Strange alchemical things happen there.

Exhaust fumes? Maybe the envirowhackos have a point...
///

498 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:11:39pm

re: #458 JHW

Walter, I found this on male/female ratios. It would indicate the best chances for a single lady to find an excess of males is in Alaska,Colorado and Nevada. Conversely, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and D.C. , not so much.


Census Bureau News

dated 2001, though.

...and Nevada is higher than that in actuality - as we get about 375,000 women here each week visiting from out of state!

499 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:11:52pm

My "France 24" daily newsletter just came in my email box. Oh joy.

500 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:12:22pm

re: #495 Walter L. Newton

Wait a second. You AND Afrocity leaving at the same time. Interesting.

Who said I was leaving?

Not that I would object if someone requested I leave to go to bed. ;)

501 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:13:11pm

re: #498 gmsc

And probably a few Saudis too, with their "entourage."

502 TheMatrix31  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:13:47pm

24 was AWESOME tonight.

Some of the quotes were extremely reflective of what we're facing in current times regarding our fight against evil across the world.

503 SurferDoc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:13:49pm

"TELL ME WHERE THEY'RE HOLDING HENRY TAYLOR!"

/Jack

504 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:14:30pm

Well- Afrocity is gone, but it occurs to me that it's actually kind of telling if a person (of either gender) doesn't desire or respect an equal.

505 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:14:43pm

re: #503 SurferDoc

"TELL ME WHERE THEY'RE HOLDING HENRY TAYLOR!"

/Jack

"The question should be... when we are?"

Locke-LOST

506 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:15:03pm

re: #427 BlueCanuck
Yup, the women won! By a knockout!

507 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:15:18pm

re: #505 Walter L. Newton

"The question should be... when are we?"

Locke-LOST

(had to correct my own comment)

508 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:15:33pm

re: #504 Sharmuta

Well- Afrocity is gone, but it occurs to me that it's actually kind of telling if a person (of either gender) doesn't desire or respect an equal.

I've always been that way, so I guess I ain't a man since I am so atypical from the rest of my gender.

509 TheMatrix31  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:15:48pm

re: #503 SurferDoc

"TELL ME WHERE THEY'RE HOLDING HENRY TAYLOR!"

/Jack

"It's the rules that make us better."

"...Not today."

510 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:15:50pm

re: #496 Syrah

You are right. I bashed with too broad a brush. I spent many wonderful summers in Lincoln City.

Portland, well, I seem to have had a terrible knack for finding the unfriendly and unhappy people in that city.

The population centers that control both WA and OR are on I-5. There has been talk, on and off of Eastern rural OR and WA a forming a new state, but it never gets off the ground, to many hurdles.

511 SurferDoc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:16:16pm

re: #505 Walter L. Newton

"The question should be... when we are?"

Locke-LOST

My "Lost" buddy and I are really enjoying it this go-round. How about you?

512 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:16:41pm

re: #508 FurryOldGuyJeans

I wasn't gender specific. My comment had more to do with personality. Why would a man or woman not desire an equal and respect them?

513 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:17:12pm

The whole convo was weird.

514 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:17:32pm

re: #502 TheMatrix31

24 was AWESOME tonight.

Some of the quotes were extremely reflective of what we're facing in current times regarding our fight against evil across the world.

True. Sadly, in the real world the Jack Bauer types are probably going to get thrown under the bus now. BHO doesn't like to hear things that conflict with his (poor) understanding of a situation. Men in the grips of an ego trip and invincible ignorance tend to shoot the messenger and those two things fit Obama to a tee.

515 Irish Rose  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:17:50pm

re: #512 Sharmuta

I wasn't gender specific. My comment had more to do with personality. Why would a man or woman not desire an equal and respect them?

Because some people are control freaks.

516 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:18:01pm

re: #512 Sharmuta

Some people spend so much time looking for an "equal" that they exclude a lot of good prospects.

517 SurferDoc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:18:01pm

re: #509 TheMatrix31

"It's the rules that make us better."

"...Not today."

I really enjoyed this one! "With all due respect, ask around."

518 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:18:12pm

Hi kids. Just found out my little dog show friend didn't even make it to the TV part. :( At least he is coming home and I will be playing with him on Friday night. LOL They seemed to pick the pure black and white Tibetan Terriers and actually the real coloring is about four shades. What's interesting, though, is the same lady who is judging best in show is the one who gave my little friend his championship marks in the past. Maybe next year he will do better but I'm telling you his real owner is getting tired of the shows.

519 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:18:21pm

re: #510 jcm

The population centers that control both WA and OR are on I-5. There has been talk, on and off of Eastern rural OR and WA a forming a new state, but it never gets off the ground, to many hurdles.

I would love to see King Country split in the Lake Washington boundary so the influence of Seattle is diminished even a tiny bit.

For that matter split off WA and OR from the largest city in each state and the politics would be immensely different.

520 Dustyvet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:18:28pm

re: #508 FurryOldGuyJeans

I've always been that way, so I guess I ain't a man since I am so atypical from the rest of my gender.

Bow your heads for the men's prayer.
(group recites)
I am a man, but I can change.
If I have to, I guess...
-Red Green

521 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:18:42pm

re: #515 Irish Rose

Because some people are control freaks.

Which is why it's telling they don't want an equal. It should be a red flag when dating.

522 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:18:53pm

re: #450 Afrocity
"Alaska has the highest incidences of rape in the nation" - really? Do you have a link to that by any chance?

523 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:19:19pm

re: #504 Sharmuta

Well- Afrocity is gone, but it occurs to me that it's actually kind of telling if a person (of either gender) doesn't desire or respect an equal.

Well, yes and no. Opposites attract.

524 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:19:36pm

re: #519 FurryOldGuyJeans

I would love to see King Country split in the Lake Washington boundary so the influence of Seattle is diminished even a tiny bit.

For that matter split off WA and OR from the largest city in each state and the politics would be immensely different.

Census is coming, I am sure all will be made right.

525 lurking faith  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:19:38pm

re: #504 Sharmuta

Well- Afrocity is gone, but it occurs to me that it's actually kind of telling if a person (of either gender) doesn't desire or respect an equal.


A billion updings. What the heck - make it a trillion.

526 Irish Rose  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:19:39pm

re: #521 Sharmuta

Which is why it's telling they don't want an equal. It should be a red flag when dating.

Agreed.

527 Macker  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:20:02pm

re: #522 realwest

See this post.

528 tuffy24  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:20:28pm

The Drive By Truckers are America's best known musical secret. Such a shame they do not get the proper respect they deserve. They have excellent live shows.

529 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:21:09pm

Obama was bragging that IT jobs would open in the medical field, well, here we can now see why... this stuff is in the stimulus...

"The bill’s health rules will affect “every individual in the United States” (445, 454, 479). Your medical treatments will be tracked electronically by a federal system. Having electronic medical records at your fingertips, easily transferred to a hospital, is beneficial. It will help avoid duplicate tests and errors.

But the bill goes further. One new bureaucracy, the National Coordinator of Health Information Technology, will monitor treatments to make sure your doctor is doing what the federal government deems appropriate and cost effective. The goal is to reduce costs and “guide” your doctor’s decisions (442, 446). These provisions in the stimulus bill are virtually identical to what Daschle prescribed in his 2008 book, “Critical: What We Can Do About the Health-Care Crisis.” According to Daschle, doctors have to give up autonomy and “learn to operate less like solo practitioners.”

This is PRIVATE SECTOR job creation? It sounds like a whole new federal agency.

[Link: www.bloomberg.com...]

And we have HIPAA right now to protect patient privacy, is that going to go out the window?

This is step one to socialized medicine.

530 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:21:17pm

I consider my wife very attractive, but what really impressed me when we first met was the wide range of her interests. I devour books, mostly non-fiction, but she beats me on that, with a very wide interest of topics. It helped we both enjoy the same types outdoor pursuits.

531 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:21:26pm

re: #519 FurryOldGuyJeans

I would love to see King Country split in the Lake Washington boundary so the influence of Seattle is diminished even a tiny bit.

For that matter split off WA and OR from the largest city in each state and the politics would be immensely different.

Cascade or Cedar county, never gets anywhere either...
Dry sides of both states are politically very different from the wet side.

532 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:21:32pm

re: #510 jcm

The population centers that control both WA and OR are on I-5. There has been talk, on and off of Eastern rural OR and WA a forming a new state, but it never gets off the ground, to many hurdles.

Leaving the coastal people in both Oregon and Washington stuck with the I-5ers is just too cruel. It might take freeing the coastal areas from the influence of the I-5 cities to get it off the ground. 3 states, not just two.

533 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:22:17pm

re: #512 Sharmuta

I wasn't gender specific. My comment had more to do with personality. Why would a man or woman not desire an equal and respect them?

I know you were not being gender specific, I was just 'splaining my POV. I frankly haven't a clue why so many people wants looks over brains and wit.

Most women see the hair I have and that kills the deal even before it starts. Add on the fact that I look like the prototypical book-nerd (since I am) and it is all over.

534 BlueCanuck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:22:56pm

re: #516 rawmuse

I don't just want an equal. I want an equal opposite. Some one with the intelligence and thirst for knowledge that I have. But with a different wealth of life experience that will compliment my shortfalls. Just as I would do the same for them. Tough to find mind you, but worthwhile when you do.

535 solomonpanting  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:23:06pm

This should make all sleep well.
G'nite and I hope you all sleep well.

536 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:24:15pm

re: #531 jcm

Cascade or Cedar county, never gets anywhere either...
Dry sides of both states are politically very different from the wet side.

You even drive 30 or so miles away from the biggest cities in either state and you enter a different planet. Dry/Wet side is just an imaginary boundary.

537 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:24:29pm

re: #532 Syrah

Leaving the coastal people in both Oregon and Washington stuck with the I-5ers is just too cruel. It might take freeing the coastal areas from the influence of the I-5 cities to get it off the ground. 3 states, not just two.

LOL! Maybe we can build bridges across the I-5 corridor, unite the sane parts!

538 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:24:45pm

re: #501 JHW

And probably a few Saudis too, with their "entourage."

I pass the airport almost every other day, and it's not uncommon to see the Saudi royal family's airplace at McCarran. It's not hard to miss - especially with the giant crown image and the phrase "Saudi Arabia" on the side.

539 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:25:05pm

re: #516 rawmuse

Some people spend so much time looking for an "equal" that they exclude a lot of good prospects.

I think it really comes down to what an individual thinks is their "equal". In the past I've dated equals as well as men more or less intelligent than me. If they're were moderately intelligent- I could handle that, but when it gets to be, imo, a stupid guy- I just can't cope with that. I need someone I can have an intelligent conversation with.

540 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:25:19pm

re: #471 Afrocity

I would like to go to Oregon. Whenever I have met an Oregonian, they have been so nice.

Don't miss the coast! It's fabulous! One of the first places I worked when I moved out here (I'm in Seattle, moved from Wisconsin) was the Oregon coast - you will fall in LOVE. It is incredibly scenic and peaceful. I drive down to walk my dogs on the beach to de-stress, and it works.

541 TheMatrix31  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:25:29pm

re: #528 tuffy24

The Drive By Truckers are America's best known musical secret. Such a shame they do not get the proper respect they deserve. They have excellent live shows.

After listening to the song in the post, and repeated threads on other message boards, I decided to finally acquire their discography. Looking forward to listening.

542 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:25:30pm

re: #511 SurferDoc

My "Lost" buddy and I are really enjoying it this go-round. How about you?

I think it's wonderful, although they have lost some audience share because of the time-travel theme. But the show is not going away.

Very clever writing, and they are proving on a weekly basis that they really did know their basic plot arcs right from day one.

Remember all the "whispers" that the survivors had heard off and on in the jungle during the many days. Well, that was "themselves" in another timeline, skipping through.

And they are revealing a lot of the mystery, and at the same time setting up for the big "final" season.

I'm enjoying the heck out of it.

543 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:25:41pm

re: #533 FurryOldGuyJeans

I'm sorry. Our culture places too much value on the superficial, imo.

544 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:25:42pm

re: #533 FurryOldGuyJeans

I know you were not being gender specific, I was just 'splaining my POV. I frankly haven't a clue why so many people wants looks over brains and wit.

Most women see the hair I have and that kills the deal even before it starts. Add on the fact that I look like the prototypical book-nerd (since I am) and it is all over.

What the heck is a prototypical book nerd? And when you get to age 40, who cares about looks? She is young and foolish. I was at her age as well. But looks was never important to me.
I felt like there was a certain amount of gaming going on tonight and I got to feeling protective of lizards.

545 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:26:13pm

re: #534 BlueCanuck

I am so beyond the search for a mate, I have no idea why I even participate in this thread. Happily married 21 years.

546 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:26:47pm

re: #512 Sharmuta

I wasn't gender specific. My comment had more to do with personality. Why would a man or woman not desire an equal and respect them?

Speaking for myself: I don't want to make the effort. I'd rather live alone than make the effort to be deferential in that way.

547 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:27:13pm

re: #524 Wishing

Census is coming, I am sure all will be made right.

WA deals strictly on quantity of votes in state wide election, no county partitioning akin to the Electoral College. Seattle dominates the state simply because they have the warm bodies that get dug up to vote.

548 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:27:24pm

re: #536 FurryOldGuyJeans

You even drive 30 or so miles away from the biggest cities in either state and you enter a different planet. Dry/Wet side is just an imaginary boundary.

LOL! True, it really is just the Olympia - Tacoma - Seattle - Everett stretch in WA and Eugene - Albany - Salem - Portland section in OR.

549 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:27:28pm

re: #539 Sharmuta

You are so right about that, because when it gets right down to it, you are both going to spend a lot of time with each other and it pays to have common interests, and the more the better.

550 SurferDoc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:27:45pm

re: #542 Walter L. Newton

The writing is terrific and the acting, too. I'm impressed that they did indeed have it all planned out and in the way the parts are coming together. Most of all I love that I don't know what is coming next.

551 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:27:59pm

re: #540 capitalist piglet

Have you ever been to Cannon Beach? It's fabulous. My great-aunt used to rent cabins there. Us kids would go in the summer, ride horses on the beach and gather sand dollars. Oregon beaches are the bomb.

552 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:28:53pm

Prosecutors Want Barry Jailed Over Tax Returns

0bama to consider Marion Barry for cabinet position in 5...4...3...

553 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:29:20pm

re: #540 capitalist piglet

If you haven't tried the Washington coast yet, may I recommend it? The Olympic coast is drop-dead gorgeous, an unspoiled wilderness. None of the touristy stuff, mostly trails, few crowds. The Vancouver Island beaches are great too, a different world.

554 Macker  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:29:24pm

re: #528 tuffy24

The Drive By Truckers are America's best known musical secret. Such a shame they do not get the proper respect they deserve. They have excellent live shows.

You got that right! I downloaded this song, plus Home Field Advantage, Self Destructive Zone, and The Man I Shot. My previous comment stands!

555 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:29:26pm

re: #550 SurferDoc

The writing is terrific and the acting, too. I'm impressed that they did indeed have it all planned out and in the way the parts are coming together. Most of all I love that I don't know what is coming next.

I think I told you this, but I have a 4 inch high Marvin, sitting on top of my computer tower, it's a little stuffed doll, and he is in a sitting position, with his legs out in from of him, and I have a large meteorite sitting in his lap.

It looks like he is examining it.

556 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:29:55pm

re: #544 Wishing

What the heck is a prototypical book nerd? And when you get to age 40, who cares about looks? She is young and foolish. I was at her age as well. But looks was never important to me.
I felt like there was a certain amount of gaming going on tonight and I got to feeling protective of lizards.

Well, take a look at my new avatar for a glimpse at prototypical book-nerdishness. Add on lots of body hair, an occasional stutter made worse by being painfully shy around people, and you get me.

557 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:29:58pm

re: #545 rawmuse

OMG, Muse, we are going for the fortieth, next month. We are kin of old but we started young.

558 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:30:15pm

re: #551 Pvt Bin Jammin

Have you ever been to Cannon Beach? It's fabulous. My great-aunt used to rent cabins there. Us kids would go in the summer, ride horses on the beach and gather sand dollars. Oregon beaches are the bomb.

Great for flying kites.

Long strait beaches with a steady breeze. Great for Box kites.

559 NY Nana  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:30:37pm

re: #545 rawmuse

Newly wed! NY Grampa and I are married for nearly 46 years 1/2...and we couldn't be any different. It actually is hilarious most of the time. *Cough* *Cough*

560 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:30:39pm

re: #549 rawmuse

You are so right about that, because when it gets right down to it, you are both going to spend a lot of time with each other and it pays to have common interests, and the more the better.

I think it's also important that it's a person who can grow and adapt with you.

561 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:30:48pm

re: #552 gmsc

Prosecutors Want Barry Jailed Over Tax Returns

0bama to consider Marion Barry for cabinet position in 5...4...3...

Hey, I owe 60 dollars from last year, and the IRS is threatening to freeze my bank account. Can I get a cabinet position?

562 Irish Rose  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:31:05pm

Sharmuta:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the importance of sexual compatability when selecting a mate?

563 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:31:17pm

re: #556 FurryOldGuyJeans

Well, take a look at my new avatar for a glimpse at prototypical book-nerdishness. Add on lots of body hair, an occasional stutter made worse by being painfully shy around people, and you get me.

There is not one thing wrong with you! The pic is great! And I asked the question re: book nerd because i HAD looked at the avatar.

564 SurferDoc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:31:24pm

re: #555 Walter L. Newton

I must have missed that post. I always got a kick out of Marvin. I watched those cartoons as a kid, as a college kid and with my own kids. Great stuff!

565 NY Nana  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:31:33pm

re: #551 Pvt Bin Jammin

Boo!

566 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:31:43pm

re: #558 Syrah

Great for flying kites.

Long strait beaches with a steady breeze. Great for Box kites.

No wonder my mom was such a great kite flyer! I love that place. Haystack Rock!

567 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:31:50pm

re: #548 jcm

LOL! True, it really is just the Olympia - Tacoma - Seattle - Everett stretch in WA and Eugene - Albany - Salem - Portland section in OR.

And Tacoma really doesn't fit into that stretch except for the transplantees encrouching into a new hosting area to leech onto after sucking all the life out of their current feeding grounds.

568 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:31:59pm

re: #561 Walter L. Newton

Hey, I owe 60 dollars from last year, and the IRS is threatening to freeze my bank account. Can I get a cabinet position?

I overpaid. I have no chance at a cabinet position.

569 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:32:12pm

re: #564 SurferDoc

I must have missed that post. I always got a kick out of Marvin. I watched those cartoons as a kid, as a college kid and with my own kids. Great stuff!

And it's a real meteorite.

570 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:32:15pm

re: #562 Irish Rose

Sharmuta:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the importance of sexual compatability when selecting a mate?

The Sharmuta in me says 10. ;p

571 SurferDoc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:32:47pm

re: #569 Walter L. Newton

And it's a real meteorite.

The Hell you say!

/wink

572 neocon hippie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:32:48pm

It's also true, perhaps to a somewhat lesser extent, in California. Go to the Central Valley and eastward and it is a different world.

573 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:32:54pm

re: #563 Wishing

There is not one thing wrong with you! The pic is great! And I asked the question re: book nerd because i HAD looked at the avatar.

I am not good looking or virile. Urkel more than Clooney.

574 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:33:31pm

re: #573 FurryOldGuyJeans

I am not good looking or virile. Urkel more than Clooney.

define good looking?

575 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:34:12pm

re: #565 NY Nana

Boo!

How are you doing, my friend? Are you still having rain? Ours dried up for awhile and we had a beautiful sunset. Expecting more rain, though.

576 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:34:15pm

re: #527 Macker
Hey Macker - uh, first of all, wth is: "Denouncing the National Entertainment Collectibles Association's production of the Rapist No. 1 collectible doll."?
Someone makes a Rapist collectible doll?!?!

Secondly the stats cited in your link were contained in a proposed piece of legistlation and - being proposed by politicans - are hence suspect.

577 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:34:56pm

re: #562 Irish Rose

Sharmuta:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the importance of sexual compatability when selecting a mate?

OK- seriously now. I think there should be an above average compatibility. I've heard of too many couples who argue about sex. The appetites should match fairly well, or there will be problems.

578 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:35:33pm

One thing I'd like to see is a comparison of how improved communications technology is affecting perceptions of the stimulus bill vs. the early New Deal bills.

Today, a PDF of the bill text can be posted, and someone as far as halfway around the world can begin looking at it and analyzing it just 1 second later. We can learn new details, and see potential problems with the speed of light.

How does this compare to the New Deal, when everything the public knew about it at the time was from either political speeches or news reports? Even if you heard something about the New Deal bills from a friend on the phone, it was always a friend-of-a-friend type of thing.

579 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:35:51pm

re: #568 Cattt

I overpaid. I have no chance at a cabinet position.

Really. I filed late, Oct. 2008, with an extension, since I knew I would owe something. Since I'm poor, I always seem to owe. I don't know what all this talk about the poor don't pay taxes. Maybe I'm not poor enough.

Well, they sent me a notice in Dec. that I owed 85 dollars, which I did. I sent them 25 dollars in Jan. and 25 more in this month, because that's all I could afford. And I will send them the balance next month.

But, they are already threatening to freeze my bank account. Now, I'm not going to set up a "payment" plan for 30 dollars more. That would cost me 59 dollars to set up.

It's a racket. I'm not trying to cheat, but come on guys, a little slack here. You'll get it.

580 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:35:55pm

I mean- an Ice Prince/Princess and a Horn Dog are going to have problems.

581 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:36:28pm

re: #543 Sharmuta

I'm sorry. Our culture places too much value on the superficial, imo.

You won't find me arguing that! ;)

582 Macker  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:37:12pm

re: #576 realwest

[shrugs shoulders] Hey, that was what someone else gave me...

583 BlueCanuck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:37:43pm

re: #580 Sharmuta

I mean- an Ice Prince/Princess and a Horn Dog are going to have problems.

There's that, but "fit" and phermones have a big deciding factor as well. Something I learned the hard way.

584 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:38:08pm

Police are still chasing the white Bentley, last north on the 405 around Howard Hughes Drive.

585 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:38:10pm

re: #553 JHW

If you haven't tried the Washington coast yet, may I recommend it? The Olympic coast is drop-dead gorgeous, an unspoiled wilderness. None of the touristy stuff, mostly trails, few crowds. The Vancouver Island beaches are great too, a different world.

Thank you. I've been meaning to get to Ruby Beach for a long time - most of what I've seen of the Washington coast has been pretty bland, but I know it gets better north of Ocean Shores.

Do you have any other recommendations, as far as specific beaches?

586 BignJames  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:38:24pm

re: #579 Walter L. Newton

I wish my savings could accrue interest like money owed to the IRS does.

587 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:38:53pm

re: #586 BignJames

I wish my savings could accrue interest like money owed to the IRS does.

I'm putting my money in taxes - I know they're going up!

588 wolfie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:39:01pm

re: #545 rawmuse

I am so beyond the search for a mate, I have no idea why I even participate in this thread. Happily married 21 years.

Me too, rawmuse. Silver anniversary coming up this year!
It's funny, though. Some of the things I appreciate about Mr. Wolf I never knew, noticed, or cared about when we were dating.
(Not all surprises after marriage are bad ones!)

589 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:39:11pm

re: #578 gmsc

One thing I'd like to see is a comparison of how improved communications technology is affecting perceptions of the stimulus bill vs. the early New Deal bills.

Today, a PDF of the bill text can be posted, and someone as far as halfway around the world can begin looking at it and analyzing it just 1 second later. We can learn new details, and see potential problems with the speed of light.

How does this compare to the New Deal, when everything the public knew about it at the time was from either political speeches or news reports? Even if you heard something about the New Deal bills from a friend on the phone, it was always a friend-of-a-friend type of thing.

I think we are seeing the difference now.

The Dems have the numbers, but our open source world has made the abominable bill available for one and all to read for themselves.

FDR would have already had this thing done and put to bed.

590 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:39:44pm

re: #587 gmsc

I'm putting my money in taxes - I know they're going up!

The only secure job right now is being a government employee.

591 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:40:52pm

re: #529 Walter L. Newton
Hey Walter I posted that at #521 on the "More Stealth Creationist Bills in Five More States, As the DI Mask Slips in Virginia" thread, as follows:

"Hey y'all - I just received this e-mail from someone who is trustworthy and who has run it through SNOPES.
I hope Charles will forgive my OT with this but THIS IS IMPORTANT:
Hidden away in the bowels of the so-called "stimulus plan" are provisions which lay the foundation for a Universal Healthcare system -- and part of this system will be a new government bureaucracy whose function it will be to review every treatment decision made by every physician, including your doctor and the doctor of your loved ones, and then to determine whether or not you or yours should receive treatment based on a formula that places a dollar value on your life
or the life of your loved ones.

Unfortunately, this is not an exaggeration, or product of a conspiracy nut -- below is a link to an article at Bloomberg, written by Betsy McCaughey, whose resume includes being a former lieutenant governor of New York. We can be grateful to
her for ferreting this out.

So tell me, what is your life worth? Your child's -- your grandchild's -- your Mother's, your Father's, your friend's?

That this should be hidden away in a bill that is supposed to be an economic stimulus bill -- that the groundwork for such a radical revision of our medical sector should be established without any national debate -- it's breathtaking --
these are the radicals we are dealing with -- this is the result of many not doing their homework before voting.

Is this the change you can believe in?
Here are the facts as provided by Betsy McCaughey:

[Link: [Link: www.bloomberg.com...]...]
And here is a site where you can get the names, e-mail addy's etc of your congresscritters:

[Link: walkingwithpeter.wordpress.com...]

I know I'm asking you for a lot - some of your precious time, but do honestly hope you'll e-mail or write to your congresscritters, EVEN IF THEY ARE DEMS."
Thanks for reiterating one of my many concerns with this Spending Bill - a BIG concern as it happens.

592 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:40:56pm

re: #551 Pvt Bin Jammin

Have you ever been to Cannon Beach? It's fabulous. My great-aunt used to rent cabins there. Us kids would go in the summer, ride horses on the beach and gather sand dollars. Oregon beaches are the bomb.

Oh, yes, I love Cannon Beach. I often drive down just for the day with my two dogs - they love it as much as I do! They positively light up, walking on that beach. I agree with you - I LOVE the Oregon coast!

593 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:41:07pm

re: #584 itellu3times

dang, I guess I should tune in the news. Some of our friends and I used to do one dollar bets on how long the chases used to last. Ending had to be when the cuffs were on both wrists. LOL We had a lot of fun.

594 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:41:44pm

re: #589 Syrah

I think we are seeing the difference now.

The Dems have the numbers, but our open source world has made the abominable bill available for one and all to read for themselves.

FDR would have already had this thing done and put to bed.

I have no doubt we're seeing the difference now, but I'd like to find out more about what learning about the New Deal was like back then.

What did the newspapers and radio tell them, vs. what their friends told them? Things like that.

595 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:41:45pm

re: #583 BlueCanuck

There's that, but "fit" and phermones have a big deciding factor as well. Something I learned the hard way.

Well- I'm a romantic. I think that the level of love in lovemaking can go a long way.

596 Irish Rose  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:41:51pm

Got a notice today that my mortgage is going up another 25 bucks a month because my property tax increased. The value of my actual property, however, declined.

Bastards.

597 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:42:29pm

re: #573 FurryOldGuyJeans

I am not good looking or virile. Urkel more than Clooney.

If your picture is your avatar, I think you're being way to hard on yourself, and if you don't stop it, piglet is going to find you and pummel your ass. And I'm in Seattle, so don't think I can't do it. ; )

598 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:42:55pm

re: #597 capitalist piglet

If your picture is your avatar, I think you're being way to hard on yourself, and if you don't stop it, piglet is going to find you and pummel your ass. And I'm in Seattle, so don't think I can't do it. ; )

I mean "too". I hate when that happens.

599 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:43:09pm

re: #592 capitalist piglet

Oh, yes, I love Cannon Beach. I often drive down just for the day with my two dogs - they love it as much as I do! They positively light up, walking on that beach. I agree with you - I LOVE the Oregon coast!

My favorite spot is Seaside, OR not to be confused with the tourist trap Seaside, just S. and W. of Tillamook.

600 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:43:19pm

re: #590 FurryOldGuyJeans

I notice that you didn't answer me. Don't judge yourself so harshly, or base that judgment on magazine photos. LOL in fact, you look remarkably like my husband. 14 years in March.
And I guess you could say he is a book-nerd, too.
I love him to pieces!

601 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:43:43pm

re: #599 jcm

My favorite spot is Seaside, OR not to be confused with the tourist trap Seaside, just S. and W. of Tillamook.

PIMF tourist tarp Oceanside...

602 wolfie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:44:09pm

re: #590 FurryOldGuyJeans

The only secure job right now is being a government employee.

Mr. Wolf is seriously thinking of it. We've got 4 kids---the first is just about to go to college--- and we're afraid our savings will be wiped out by inflation. The feds make sure that their commissars get big inflation raises.

603 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:44:17pm

Normally, I don't read Wonkette, but their live blogging of President O's press conference was funny.

Some favorite parts;


8:03 — We Are All Elkhart.
...
8:18 — Obama: “Uhhh… diplomacy? Tough diplomacy? Working with them, toughly?”
8:19 — He’s got to be excited with this question. Why else would he call on Karen Boner! He can repeat campaign points about Iran for like five minutes. Anything to avoid talking about MUNNIE.
...
8:29 — No! Chuck Todd asks instead, is it insane that we are forcing consumers to buy stuff in order to save the economy when excessive consumer spending was the problem in the first place? OH CHUCK TODD… you and your… silly… fundamental, perfect and spot-on questions.
8:30 — Obama: NO IT WAS WALL STREET. You raise a good point, and we should restructure our economy, but look… we gotta fix this thing. Look.
8:31 — OK the rambly is getting a little old now.
8:32 — “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.” He’s just throwing around arbitrary colloquialisms now.

I get a feeling President O is going to epic fail. Seriously epic fail.

604 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:44:21pm

re: #597 capitalist piglet

If your picture is your avatar, I think you're being way to hard on yourself, and if you don't stop it, piglet is going to find you and pummel your ass. And I'm in Seattle, so don't think I can't do it. ; )

I have had too many women tell me to my face what I said, or quite similar.

And you are more than welcome to try pummeling my ass. I might have to use my cane and walker on ya. ;)

605 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:44:22pm

re: #601 jcm

PIMF tourist tarp Oceanside...

Now Oceanside needs a TARP bailout?
;)

606 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:44:25pm

re: #593 Pvt Bin Jammin

dang, I guess I should tune in the news. Some of our friends and I used to do one dollar bets on how long the chases used to last. Ending had to be when the cuffs were on both wrists. LOL We had a lot of fun.

Streaming ...

607 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:44:58pm

re: #594 gmsc

I have no doubt we're seeing the difference now, but I'd like to find out more about what learning about the New Deal was like back then.

What did the newspapers and radio tell them, vs. what their friends told them? Things like that.

Microfiche.

I used to spend hours in the library when I was in high school and in college scrolling though the old newspapers on the microfiche readers. It was a different world.

608 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:45:20pm

re: #534 BlueCanuck

I don't just want an equal. I want an equal opposite. Some one with the intelligence and thirst for knowledge that I have. But with a different wealth of life experience that will compliment my shortfalls. Just as I would do the same for them. Tough to find mind you, but worthwhile when you do.

i want a beer.

609 BlueCanuck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:45:59pm

re: #608 redc1c4

That doesn't surprise me. You know where the fridge is.

610 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:46:20pm

re: #603 Cattt

Normally, I don't read Wonkette, but their live blogging of President O's press conference was funny.

Some favorite parts;

I get a feeling President O is going to epic fail. Seriously epic fail.

From your lips to God's ear.

611 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:46:28pm

re: #608 redc1c4

i want a beer.

It's too early to start drinking.

612 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:46:56pm

re: #592 capitalist piglet

Oh, yes, I love Cannon Beach. I often drive down just for the day with my two dogs - they love it as much as I do! They positively light up, walking on that beach. I agree with you - I LOVE the Oregon coast!

Wish I could take my two dogs there. They would love it. I'm in Los Angeles County now. I really need to get up that way again. One of my best childhood memories are of Cannon Beach. Another memory, clam digging in Longview, Washington for the razorback clams! They are so tasty but I have to admit I over indulged and couldn't eat them again for about ten years.

613 BignJames  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:47:30pm

re: #603 Cattt


I get a feeling President O is going to epic fail. Seriously epic fail.

Waayyy above his paygrade.

614 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:47:38pm

re: #600 Wishing

I notice that you didn't answer me. Don't judge yourself so harshly, or base that judgment on magazine photos. LOL in fact, you look remarkably like my husband. 14 years in March.
And I guess you could say he is a book-nerd, too.
I love him to pieces!

And here I thought I did answer you. ;)

615 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:48:45pm

I just made a bunch of Obama ring tones out of that link that Racer X posted.
This will crack up my lib pals.

616 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:49:15pm

re: #615 rawmuse

I just made a bunch of Obama ring tones out of that link that Racer X posted.
This will crack up my lib pals.

...or get you in jail.

617 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:49:19pm

re: #609 BlueCanuck

Many people don't realize, that in hebrew, the word that we translate as a "helpmate" in genesis, is more correctly translated "compliment."

A compliment is someone that is an opposite, generally. They fulfill the relationship by shoring up the others weak parts.

It was only the patriarchal nature of society that slowly evolved the way the word was translated and understood.

Eve was a compliment, not helpmate.

618 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:49:39pm

re: #603 Cattt

Normally, I don't read Wonkette, but their live blogging of President O's press conference was funny.

Some favorite parts;

I get a feeling President O is going to epic fail. Seriously epic fail.

he's going to be the definition of "epic fail"

619 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:49:53pm

re: #596 Irish Rose

Can't you apply to your county for a reduction? They've got to know that the value went down. Try to get a "grass roots" thing going with your neighbors and push it through.

620 Fearless Fred  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:50:00pm

sweet ...

621 rawmuse  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:50:13pm

re: #616 Wishing

...or get you in jail.

I'm using the one that says "Sure, you can have my number, baby"
Hardly jail-worthy.

622 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:50:29pm

re: #611 Walter L. Newton

It's too early to start drinking.

says you...

i figure if i'm awake, it's time.

623 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:50:29pm

re: #613 BignJames

Waayyy above his paygrade.

Like the nightmare where you are suddenly on stage, with everyone looking at you, and you not only don't know your lines - you didn't know you were an actor! What are you doing here! Uh oh!

624 Irish Rose  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:51:09pm

I have a new mattress to break in, night all.

625 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:51:11pm

re: #617 Walter L. Newton

Many people don't realize, that in hebrew, the word that we translate as a "helpmate" in genesis, is more correctly translated "compliment."

A compliment is someone that is an opposite, generally. They fulfill the relationship by shoring up the others weak parts.

It was only the patriarchal nature of society that slowly evolved the way the word was translated and understood.

Eve was a compliment, not helpmate.

It really is opposite in Hebrew. ezer neged...help opposite

626 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:51:18pm

re: #604 FurryOldGuyJeans

I have had too many women tell me to my face what I said, or quite similar.

And you are more than welcome to try pummeling my ass. I might have to use my cane and walker on ya. ;)

See, I find that shocking. I'm not doubting you, but the only thing I can imagine is that you somehow found yourself in the company of some unusually shallow young women. That's not the type you're seeking, I assume.

P.S. I ain't afraid of no cane. : )

627 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:51:22pm

re: #605 gmsc

Now Oceanside needs a TARP bailout?
;)

I need one. Hire a maid so I can go to bed while she cleans up and does laundry.

628 BignJames  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:51:58pm

re: #623 Cattt

Like the nightmare where you are suddenly on stage, with everyone looking at you, and you not only don't know your lines - you didn't know you were an actor! What are you doing here! Uh oh!


And in your underwear, too!

629 NY Nana  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:52:03pm

re: #575 Pvt Bin Jammin

No more rain, and the snow is nearly all gone. Very weird winter. Now it is supposed to rain and be very windy when we are going to Brooklyn to take care of the small person, as it is the anniversary of when my daughter and son in law had their first date, and they want to go out to eat.

Since the alleged meteorologists can't even forecast an hour from now? We can still hope that it will be nice out. cold I don't mind, but 50 MPH winds going over a few bridges, especially in the rain or snow, when everyone forgets how to drive? Not fun!

But youngest son lives in Queens, and he would go over there to take care of the toddling toddler. He is a wonderful uncle, and knows the routine. To me, the best would be if the weather is OK, and uncle came for dinner, also!

I will try to get the rain to go out to you! ;)

Got to go to sleep! I want to get up in time to hear the available election returns in Israel...like I am actually going to wake up early! ;)

G'nite, all. Sweet dreams!

630 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:52:21pm

re: #626 capitalist piglet

See, I find that shocking. I'm not doubting you, but the only thing I can imagine is that you somehow found yourself in the company of some unusually shallow young women. That's not the type you're seeking, I assume.

P.S. I ain't afraid of no cane. : )

Yeah what piglet said!

631 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:52:27pm

re: #624 Irish Rose

Be glad you have a new mattress. Ours is the pits.

Nite, Rose.

632 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:52:34pm

re: #585 capitalist piglet

Ruby Beach has easy access, but although it is far, far better than Ocean Shores, I would really recommend Rialto Beach, north of Forks, near La Push. The Quileute village of La Push is in a spectacular setting, with James Island at the mouth of the Soleduck River. It reminds me of a small New England fishing village. Farther north, from the Makah Reservation Shi Shi Beach is awesome. Just about 20 miles north of Ocean Shores, on the Quinault Reservation at Taholah, there are also some very picturesque beaches, Elephant Rock is famous, the tribe will issue permits to visit at their offices in Taholah. Very unspoiled beaches.
Quinault Indian Nation Website

Selection of Images La Push

Shi Shi Beach

Video Tour, James Island, Quileute Reservation

633 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:52:49pm

I want a TARP bailout for everyone to get a Kindle.

Plus contact lenses.

634 BignJames  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:53:33pm

re: #621 rawmuse

I'm using the one that says "Sure, you can have my number, baby"
Hardly jail-worthy.


I want one that goes " uh,uh,uh,uh...uh,uh,uh,uh".

635 NY Nana  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:53:41pm

re: #603 Cattt

I get a feeling President O is going to epic fail. Seriously epic fail.

From your keyboard to G-d's ear!

636 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:53:45pm

re: #630 Wishing

Yeah what piglet said!

Ha! I was just going to do a "What SHE said!" on one of your posts.

637 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:54:02pm

re: #607 Syrah

Microfiche.

I used to spend hours in the library when I was in high school and in college scrolling though the old newspapers on the microfiche readers. It was a different world.

I used to live at the local library when I was of public school age, and the only fun times I had when I when to college was reading the old newspapers. Quite intriguing reading history as it unfolded instead of the sanitized and propaganda packaged we get from history books.

The alternate news on the days of big events was especially wonderful to read about. For instance, the day of the Kennedy assassination there was a shoot-out between neighbors somewhere in the Mid-West. Witnesses reported the two men firing 4 bullets, but police only recovered 2 slugs at the scene. Only 2 recovered until they disassembled one of the guns at the crime lab and found the "missing" two slugs fused together in the barrel.

638 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:54:09pm

re: #624 Irish Rose

I have a new mattress to break in, night all.

that didn't come out like you meant it, did it?

/white smoke

639 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:54:31pm

re: #625 Wishing

It really is opposite in Hebrew. ezer neged...help opposite

I wasn't giving the literal translation, but a modern word that would be use in place of the ancient hebrew.

My whole point, helpmate is not accurate, literal or otherwise, and to a modern ear, it really says something totally different, and totally wrong.

640 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:54:41pm

re: #632 JHW

Fantastic! Thank you!

641 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:54:46pm

re: #595 Sharmuta

Well- I'm a romantic. I think that the level of love in lovemaking can go a long way.

I actually agree with you. I actually such love in fairly high regard, though I do not feel it myself.

642 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:54:51pm

re: #635 NY Nana

From your keyboard to G-d's ear!

See my #610. GMTA!

643 realwest  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:55:20pm

Well y'all it's been grand. Thanks to all of you who responded to my comment #521 on the "More Stealth Creationist Bills in Five More States, As the DI Mask Slips in Virginia" thread,as repeated at #591 above.
I just love the idea that my Oncologist and I will not be the ones deciding whether or not I'm "worthy of care", nor my diabetic 84 year old mom and her doctor will be the ones to decide if my mom is "worthy" of medical care.

PLEASE Y'ALL - REMEMBER THIS IS A DEMOCRTIC PARTY PIECE OF LEGISLATION, notwithstanding Senators Collins, Specter and Snowe. EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR VOTED FOR THAT BILL.
Good night y'all - hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you all down the road.

Good night, all.

644 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:55:39pm

re: #632 JHW

Forgot to say, Razor Clam season is open this week, if you don't want to dig them, Quinault tribal members will sell them, cleaned, for a reasonable price. Delicious!

645 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:56:46pm

re: #639 Walter L. Newton

I wasn't giving the literal translation, but a modern word that would be use in place of the ancient hebrew.

My whole point, helpmate is not accurate, literal or otherwise, and to a modern ear, it really says something totally different, and totally wrong.

Well if you look at it as two words...a help meet for the man...that gets closer to the meaning. (Using the old English meaning of meet)

646 pink freud  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:56:49pm

re: #606 itellu3times

You read my mind! A high-speed Bentley chase is just what I need tonight.

/be nice, lizards! :-)

/(I looked for it but just didn't have the energy to chase it down on the web.)

647 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:57:33pm

re: #623 Cattt

Like the nightmare where you are suddenly on stage, with everyone looking at you, and you not only don't know your lines - you didn't know you were an actor! What are you doing here! Uh oh!

Ugh, that happened to me one night playing the angel come to get the now dead Billy Bigelow in Carousel, in high school.

648 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:57:50pm

re: #643 realwest

Well y'all it's been grand. Thanks to all of you who responded to my comment #521 on the "More Stealth Creationist Bills in Five More States, As the DI Mask Slips in Virginia" thread,as repeated at #591 above.
I just love the idea that my Oncologist and I will not be the ones deciding whether or not I'm "worthy of care", nor my diabetic 84 year old mom and her doctor will be the ones to decide if my mom is "worthy" of medical care.

PLEASE Y'ALL - REMEMBER THIS IS A DEMOCRTIC PARTY PIECE OF LEGISLATION, notwithstanding Senators Collins, Specter and Snowe. EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR VOTED FOR THAT BILL.
Good night y'all - hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you all down the road.

Good night, all.

Sleep well, my friend!

649 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:58:04pm

re: #629 NY Nana

Send the rain, snow, to our mountains instead of to us. All it does is clean the air, etc., for which we are grateful, but if it goes to the mountains then it's really water that we can drink.

Hope you, NY Grampa and the youngest get to all get together with little Harry. Sounds like a winner to me.

650 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:58:18pm

re: #641 Dark_Falcon

I actually agree with you. I actually hold such love in fairly high regard, though I do not feel it myself.

PIMF

651 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 10:59:15pm

re: #603 Cattt

I get a feeling President O is going to epic fail. Seriously epic fail.

I get that feeling, too.

But, I hope not. Not good for the country.

Better he should wake up one morning, have a revelation, and start off each day after that blogging an hour here at LGF from his Blackberry.

652 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:00:13pm

re: #647 FurryOldGuyJeans

Ugh, that happened to me one night playing the angel come to get the now dead Billy Bigelow in Carousel, in high school.

I played a mermaid in Peter Pan. I always got the background girlie roles. Oh well. I can't act, but I can pout, flip my tail, and then slither off my rock.

BUT I was an awesome prop manager.

653 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:00:53pm

re: #651 itellu3times

I get that feeling, too.

But, I hope not. Not good for the country.

Better he should wake up one morning, have a revelation, and start off each day after that blogging an hour here at LGF from his Blackberry.

Wouldn't that be great?

654 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:00:59pm

re: #637 FurryOldGuyJeans

That is a pretty amazing shot. Right down the barrel of the other gun?

It is amazing. Raw history has a magic all its own. We have the benefit of knowing how things worked out so the news looks different to us then it did to those that read it as it was happening.

655 Wishing  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:01:43pm

I am off to lala land.
Sleep well lizards,
cya around the bend.

656 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:01:47pm

re: #603 Cattt

I get a feeling President O is going to epic fail. Seriously epic fail.

If this were another president, I'd be thinking you're just hoping for a big mistake.

I can't shake the feeling that 0bama is headed for that big fail myself, however. I don't even want it, and I don't want it to affect America on a serious scale, but I still can't shake that feeling.

657 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:01:47pm

re: #632 JHW

Ruby Beach has easy access, but although it is far, far better than Ocean Shores, I would really recommend Rialto Beach, north of Forks, near La Push. The Quileute village of La Push is in a spectacular setting, with James Island at the mouth of the Soleduck River. It reminds me of a small New England fishing village. Farther north, from the Makah Reservation Shi Shi Beach is awesome. Just about 20 miles north of Ocean Shores, on the Quinault Reservation at Taholah, there are also some very picturesque beaches, Elephant Rock is famous, the tribe will issue permits to visit at their offices in Taholah. Very unspoiled beaches.
Quinault Indian Nation Website

Selection of Images La Push

Shi Shi Beach

Video Tour, James Island, Quileute Reservation

All excellent choices!

658 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:02:25pm

re: #656 gmsc

If this were another president, I'd be thinking you're just hoping for a big mistake.

I can't shake the feeling that 0bama is headed for that big fail myself, however. I don't even want it, and I don't want it to affect America on a serious scale, but I still can't shake that feeling.

Yeah. That's it exactly.

659 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:02:39pm

re: #626 capitalist piglet

See, I find that shocking. I'm not doubting you, but the only thing I can imagine is that you somehow found yourself in the company of some unusually shallow young women. That's not the type you're seeking, I assume.

P.S. I ain't afraid of no cane. : )

I found them all over the country and all over the world. And it ain't just young women either.

Right now I would be overjoyed to find someone to spend a couple of hours watching a DVD with or talking over a cup of some brew.

I wield a mean and wicked walker, you should know. And my cane is my grandfather's, lots of stoutness to beat sense into wily and grandsons. ;)

660 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:02:47pm

re: #655 Wishing

cya later. Have a good one manana.

661 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:03:34pm

re: #645 Wishing

Well if you look at it as two words...a help meet for the man...that gets closer to the meaning. (Using the old English meaning of meet)

My only problem with all the "mate" and "meet" is the fact that the old (or new) english words are not nuanced enough to really reflect the "thought" in hebrew.

And this has lead to a diminishing of the woman's role in that passage.

Short of using the literal hebrew meaning (which would be fine with me), I think compliment is a modern word that better reflects the hebrew thought.

That's what bothers me about a lot of hebrew and greek translations of scripture, they are certainly not nuanced enough to correctly get the "thought" across.

And then we have all these "believer" going around now really understanding what they are reading and what they believe. And a lot of "damaged" theology get built up around these points.

That's why I became a atheist. I was speaking to a well know theologian at SMU once, and he was very honest with me about a topic. He told me that the theological point was not with in the text of the scripture, and he knew better, but it had become a doctrinal point, so there was nothing he cared to do about it.

Bingo, bye, bye.

662 SummerSong  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:03:43pm

In 2007 the IRS called my house on a Friday night at 9 PM.

The guy asked to speak to my husband and when I asked who was calling he said his name was Fred and that he wanted to discuss a real estate issue.

When he gets husband on the phone he's now IRS. Husband tells him he won't discuss anything on the phone.

Two weeks later, we receive a letter from the IRS telling us we didn't file a claim in 2006 and we owe $20,000 NOW.

We did file a claim and had received a refund. Looked up all the paperwork, made copies of everything, sent it to them, twice. After a few months, we received a letter that said, Okay, no further action at this time. Then they sent us a check for $2,000.

Weird business the IRS.

663 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:04:40pm

Goodnight friends.

Camping at La Push is a must do!

Bring your rain gear. Camping in the rain is not as bad as it might sound. It is actually very pleasant if you prepare for it.

664 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:04:40pm

re: #646 pink freud

You read my mind! A high-speed Bentley chase is just what I need tonight.

Well, it's low speed, and was just chased off the air by the nightly rerun of The Simpsons. But, still streaming ...

665 NY Nana  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:04:53pm

re: #642 Wishing

ROTFL! I did, and you type faster! ;)

Seriously, wouldn't it be loverly?

My finger hurts from muting the TV when the news was on, and anyone mentioned The One. I studiously avoided listening to him, as I have a low level of patience for Brainwashing 101, from a robot that stutters and stumbles, and uses the word 'uh' so much. Take away his Teleprompter, or whatever, and he would be melting like the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz.

666 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:05:37pm

re: #654 Syrah

That is a pretty amazing shot. Right down the barrel of the other gun?

It is amazing. Raw history has a magic all its own. We have the benefit of knowing how things worked out so the news looks different to us then it did to those that read it as it was happening.

One fired slug entering the barrel just as the other guy fires his round, so amazing is just too pedestrian for that.

I've had 50 years of watching history unfold so I take nothing for granted. I still am amazed at what I personally have witnessed.

667 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:05:44pm

re: #664 itellu3times

Well, it's low speed, and was just chased off the air by the nightly rerun of The Simpsons. But, still streaming ...

Thanks for the heads up!

668 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:06:26pm

re: #651 itellu3times

I get that feeling, too.

But, I hope not. Not good for the country.

Better he should wake up one morning, have a revelation, and start off each day after that blogging an hour here at LGF from his Blackberry.

he's not witty enough to make the cut here: "um... um...um..." has no place in a pun thread, for one thing.

669 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:06:37pm

re: #652 Cattt

I played a mermaid in Peter Pan. I always got the background girlie roles. Oh well. I can't act, but I can pout, flip my tail, and then slither off my rock.

BUT I was an awesome prop manager.

I always seemed to have gotten the old coot roles, even when I was in grade school.

670 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:06:46pm

They're near Thai Town, and them bears are wall to wall!

671 slokat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:07:42pm

re: #663 Syrah

I'm only going to camp in the rain if I can bring my boat...

672 pink freud  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:07:56pm

re: #652 Cattt

I played a mermaid in Peter Pan. I always got the background girlie roles. Oh well. I can't act, but I can pout, flip my tail, and then slither off my rock.
BUT I was an awesome prop manager.

Good things, one and all. :-)

673 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:08:18pm

Franklin? He's right by the Magic Castle!

(Hey, I know the important landmarks.)

674 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:09:30pm

They're talking about the last car chase we were talking about on here!

675 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:10:17pm

re: #671 slokat

I'm only going to camp in the rain if I can bring my boat...

my idea of camping is a place with no room service.

/ex-infantry

676 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:10:29pm

re: #663 Syrah

Goodnight friends.

Camping at La Push is a must do!

Bring your rain gear. Camping in the rain is not as bad as it might sound. It is actually very pleasant if you prepare for it.

No, not bad at all...

677 NY Nana  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:10:37pm

re: #649 Pvt Bin Jammin

Send the rain, snow, to our mountains instead of to us. All it does is clean the air, etc., for which we are grateful, but if it goes to the mountains then it's really water that we can drink.

Hope you, NY Grampa and the youngest get to all get together with little Harry. Sounds like a winner to me.

Want it Snail Mail or UPS? ;) I wish I could! But if it is snow? I keep it!

I hope it will be nice that day...that little guy keeps us all smiling, and now he is beginning to realize that he can be very funny..that look! It is so hard to keep a straight face.

Today is sort of a blue day..my Dad zt"l would have been 100. Harry is named in his memory.

678 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:10:45pm

re: #671 slokat

I'm only going to camp in the rain if I can bring my boat...

There is a little harbor there at La Push, but it is a little dangerous, especially in the fog and the foul. The rocks are very unforgiving.

679 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:11:09pm

re: #652 Cattt

BUT I was an awesome prop manager.

I do a lot of the propping at the theatre. I love it, always have. Nothing is more fun than digging up vintage items, the proper look, the proper time and working out the little details.

The only thing more fun is doing it with an actual budget.

Our next show, which opens in three week, is "The Visitor." A French play about a fictional meeting between Dr. Freud and "god" a few days before Freud left Austria for England.

I have had to prop up about 34 different occult items to decorate the set, which is his office.

He was into collecting hermetic and arcana doodads.

680 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:12:05pm

re: #663 Syrah

Goodnight friends.

Camping at La Push is a must do!

Bring your rain gear. Camping in the rain is not as bad as it might sound. It is actually very pleasant if you prepare for it.

if we're talking about where i think we're talking about, we found a really nice bed & breakfast out there... except they liked to serve seafood for breakfast.

/yuck.

681 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:12:10pm

We still have this car chase going on with a Bentley. They think it's a celebrity, possibly domestic violence thing. Illinois license plates.?! Is Blago out on bail?

682 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:12:48pm

re: #595 Sharmuta

Well- I'm a romantic. I think that the level of love in lovemaking can go a long way.

I've found a close snuggle and a slow massage to be enjoyable, especially if I am the massager.

683 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:13:05pm

re: #680 redc1c4

if we're talking about where i think we're talking about, we found a really nice bed & breakfast out there... except they liked to serve seafood for breakfast.

/yuck.

Yuck is right. I hate seafood at any time. I have a request in my will that they don't dare serve seafood at my funeral.

684 slokat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:13:33pm

re: #675 redc1c4

Did they fix your car?

685 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:13:40pm

re: #681 Pvt Bin Jammin

We still have this car chase going on with a Bentley. They think it's a celebrity, possibly domestic violence thing. Illinois license plates.?! Is Blago out on bail?

Is it Reese? That's actress...

686 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:13:55pm

re: #681 Pvt Bin Jammin

We still have this car chase going on with a Bentley. They think it's a celebrity, possibly domestic violence thing. Illinois license plates.?! Is Blago out on bail?

From what I've heard, it's a female celebrity, accused of stabbing her lover/husband/boyfriend/whatever. They said her name was Reese something . . .

687 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:13:58pm

re: #677 NY Nana

I am so glad he is named for your Dad. That's great. He's a pistol, that little character.

688 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:14:18pm

re: #685 Walter L. Newton

Is it Reese? That's actress...

re: #686 gmsc

From what I've heard, it's a female celebrity, accused of stabbing her lover/husband/boyfriend/whatever. They said her name was Reese something . . .

GMTA!

(Dang! You stepped on my line!)

689 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:14:33pm

re: #686 gmsc

HA... see 685, beat ya. You know, we are really sick.

690 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:15:08pm

re: #663 Syrah

Goodnight friends.

Camping at La Push is a must do!

Bring your rain gear. Camping in the rain is not as bad as it might sound. It is actually very pleasant if you prepare for it.

La Push! Reminds me of Twilight! Maybe I should read it again!

691 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:15:30pm

re: #689 Walter L. Newton

HA... see 685, beat ya. You know, we are really sick.

True, true.

692 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:15:48pm

re: #685 Walter L. Newton

Is it Reese? That's actress...

Don't know what the heck is going on but it looks like it's about over.

693 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:15:54pm

I like how the car stopped at a segment of road that said "Wait here".

694 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:16:36pm

re: #688 gmsc

GMTA!

(Dang! You stepped on my line!)

I think you'll understand this, since you seem to have a few things in common with some of my "adventures" in entertainment.

My head is like a card file, and it can zip through this stuff like lightning.

I've stolen from some of the best magicians in the business.

695 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:17:48pm

re: #684 slokat

Did they fix your car?

w*rking on it... unsurprisingly, at least to me, they found what they think was water in the gas tank.

drain the system, change the filter, clean the nozzles and we should be good.

more details tomorrow.

696 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:17:55pm

re: #692 Pvt Bin Jammin

Don't know what the heck is going on but it looks like it's about over.

I think it's that actress, Reese some one, I heard something about it on the news earlier. She injured her boy friend, something like that.

697 slokat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:18:25pm

La Push - sounds like Pepe' La Pew talking about sex...

698 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:18:50pm

re: #696 Walter L. Newton

I think it's that actress, Reese some one, I heard something about it on the news earlier. She injured her boy friend, something like that.

With her knife?

699 itellu3times  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:18:52pm

re: #693 gmsc

I like how the car stopped at a segment of road that said "Wait here".

I know that road, it's right outside the Universal/NBC building. Wonder if he works there.

700 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:19:01pm

re: #683 Walter L. Newton

Yuck is right. I hate seafood at any time. I have a request in my will that they don't dare serve seafood at my funeral.

if G*d had meant us to eat seafood, she wouldn't have made all the land animals so easy to catch... %-)

701 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:19:02pm

re: #694 Walter L. Newton

I think you'll understand this, since you seem to have a few things in common with some of my "adventures" in entertainment.

My head is like a card file, and it can zip through this stuff like lightning.

I've stolen from some of the best magicians in the business.

The card file analogy is something I understand EXACTLY!

You've stolen from Robert Orben?
;)

702 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:19:35pm

re: #698 Sharmuta

With her knife?

Awww . . . poor Walter.

703 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:19:37pm

re: #696 Walter L. Newton

I think it's that actress, Reese some one, I heard something about it on the news earlier. She injured her boy friend, something like that.

Witherspoon...?

704 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:19:40pm

re: #698 Sharmuta

With her knife?

Oh come on, let Pvt Bin Jammin ask. We gave him a chance to back out, but he asked again.

705 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:19:41pm

re: #696 Walter L. Newton

I think it's that actress, Reese some one, I heard something about it on the news earlier. She injured her boy friend, something like that.

Witherspoon?

706 SummerSong  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:19:42pm

Who was that woman who came up to the car and tried to get into the car?

707 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:20:29pm

re: #698 Sharmuta

With her knife?

Ahh, was trying to give Walter some joy in life...
;-)

708 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:20:35pm

re: #706 SummerSong

Who was that woman who came up to the car and tried to get into the car?

It was Reese Knife... oh, I blew it.

709 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:20:43pm

re: #703 jcm

Witherspoon...?

re: #705 FurryOldGuyJeans

Witherspoon?

Walter, you want to take this one?

710 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:21:10pm

re: #705 FurryOldGuyJeans

Witherspoon?

Walter- it's a go, it's a go, it's a go!

711 slokat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:21:13pm

re: #706 SummerSong

Who was that woman who came up to the car and tried to get into the car?

...a really dense prostitute?

712 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:21:30pm

re: #705 FurryOldGuyJeans

Witherspoon?

No, it think it was with her knife.

713 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:21:47pm

re: #696 Walter L. Newton

A woman approached the car a few minutes ago, then backed off. The car is stopped, the trunk is popped, the woman has backed off but nobody has come out of the Bentley. Cops are staying back.

I have one dollar that this chase is going to end in handcuffs at 1:45 AM LOL

714 JHW  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:21:51pm

re: #678 Syrah

There is a little harbor there at La Push, but it is a little dangerous, especially in the fog and the foul. The rocks are very unforgiving.

That's for sure! I'll never forget, one winter I worked on a dragger, trawling for bottom-fish near Destruction island. I was on a 54' boat, fishing in company with another about the same size. my boat headed for LaPush, the weather was getting crappy, the other boat stayed to make one more tow. We barely made it in, the tide was OK. The other boat a couple hours behind caught a bad tide and fog and almost broke the boat in two crossing the bar. It's shallow and narrow, like threading a needle, no room to maneuver.
Logging's pretty hard and dangerous, but at least I don't stink like a fish when I get home and have every cat in the neighborhood following me. A few years ago the Coast Guard lost a whole lifeboat and crew near LaPush, might remember it.

715 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:22:00pm

re: #697 slokat

La Push - sounds like Pepe' La Pew talking about sex...


this is/was a really nice B&B, except for their idea of breakfast food... way out in the boonies and it gets REAL dark out that way at night...

716 SummerSong  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:22:05pm

re: #711 slokat

...a really dense prostitute?

LOL I did consider that.

717 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:22:17pm

re: #705 FurryOldGuyJeans

Witherspoon?

(dammit, I typed it wrong)

No, I think it was with her knife.

718 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:23:01pm

re: #713 Pvt Bin Jammin

A woman approached the car a few minutes ago, then backed off. The car is stopped, the trunk is popped, the woman has backed off but nobody has come out of the Bentley. Cops are staying back.

I have one dollar that this chase is going to end in handcuffs at 1:45 AM LOL

Ok, it's worst when they ignore that you are trying to make a joke and just keep on going.

719 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:23:03pm

re: #712 Walter L. Newton

No, it think it was with her knife.

re: #717 Walter L. Newton

(dammit, I typed it wrong)

No, I think it was with her knife.

There we go!

720 Syrah  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:23:03pm

re: #690 Cattt

This Twilight?

.
.
.

Goodnight all. Sleepy, . . . work . . . tomorrow. . .

721 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:23:22pm

re: #709 gmsc

re: #710 Sharmuta

re: #712 Walter L. Newton

You people are so easily amused. ;)

722 slokat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:23:44pm

re: #712 Walter L. Newton

No, it think it was with her knife.

All because he told her to fork off, I have too much on my plate to mess with you anymore...

723 pink freud  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:23:53pm

Suicide by cop, I suspect.

724 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:24:10pm

re: #719 gmsc

There we go!

Give the man a down beat on the drums.

725 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:24:36pm

re: #721 FurryOldGuyJeans

re: #710 Sharmuta

re: #712 Walter L. Newton

You people are so easily amused. ;)

And a cheap date!

726 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:25:23pm

re: #718 Walter L. Newton

LOL

If OJ wasn't locked up I would think he was this driver.

727 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:25:35pm

Night all.

728 pink freud  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:26:19pm

re: #727 Dark_Falcon

Night all.

Nite DF!

729 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:26:38pm

re: #727 Dark_Falcon

Nite. Have a good one tomorrow.

730 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:27:17pm

re: #659 FurryOldGuyJeans

I found them all over the country and all over the world. And it ain't just young women either.

Right now I would be overjoyed to find someone to spend a couple of hours watching a DVD with or talking over a cup of some brew.

I wield a mean and wicked walker, you should know. And my cane is my grandfather's, lots of stoutness to beat sense into wily and grandsons. ;)

When I was a little girl, two other girls I thought were my friends tackled me on the playground and called me names that really hurt my feelings. They were descriptive names that I guess I sort of internalized. I was in the second grade...and I carried that with me until I was talking with my counselor many years later, when I was in my thirties.

He pointed out to me how absolutely ridiculous it was that I had let the opinion (which almost certainly wasn't even honest) of a couple of seven year-old girls impact the view I had of myself.

What these "women" said to you tells me more about them than it does about you, and I see absolutely no reason why you shouldn't be able to find exactly what you said you wanted and more...that is, provided you don't think like a lot of men do, that no matter what they're offering, they're entitled to an SI swimsuit model.

And that is the world according to piglet. My last bit of advice: Don't put yourself down EVER AGAIN. It's not good. Demonstrate your goodness, not your insecurity. Trust me, it will make a difference.

And I still ain't afraid of no cane, and I ain't afraid of no walker either.

Best of luck to you, Furry. Go get 'em.

731 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:28:22pm

re: #722 slokat

All because he told her to fork off, I have too much on my plate to mess with you anymore...

i'm going to have to place you on the mat for those... i suggest we table the puns and go upstairs.

732 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:28:26pm

re: #725 Walter L. Newton

And a cheap date!

You asking? ;)

733 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:29:07pm

re: #720 Syrah

This Twilight?

Yes! :D

734 Sosigado  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:39:45pm

I sure do like this tune. Reminds me a little of when The Stones went a little twangy with the pedal steel and fiddles in the background. I think that was Sticky Fingers, maybe? Gettin' old, and I don't recall. I love a smoothly played steel guitar. Takes me back to my bluegrass days in Southern Ohio/Kain-tuck.

735 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:05:14am

Ah yes. The sun is up and I've dragged my lizard self onto my favorite rock perch and the morning survey of my kingdom is fully commenced.
Morning all...

736 GT Charlie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 10:31:00am

I like DBT. John Neff's pedal steel makes the band. First time I heard "Mama ran off with a trucker" I like to laughed my ass off.

I had to let 'em go because, unfortunately, Patterson has the political disease.

Charlie


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 Frank says:

In every language, the first word after "Mama!" that every kid learns to say is "Mine!" A system that doesn't allow ownership, that doesn't allow you to say "Mine!" when you grow up, has -- to put it mildly -- a fatal design flaw. From the time Mr. Developing Nation was forced to read "The Little Red Book" in exchange for a blob of rice, till the time he figured out that waiting in line for a loaf of pumpernickel was boring as f*ck, took about three generations. ... Decades of indoctrination, manipulation, censorship and KGB excursions haven't altered this fact: People want a piece of their own little Something-or-Other, and, if they don't get it, have a tendency to initiate counterrevolution.