Coyne: Forbes Debases Journalism and Science

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Professor Jerry Coyne reads the scientific riot act to Forbes Magazine, for “balancing” their stories on Charles Darwin’s birthday by giving several of the most benighted creationists in America a platform from which to shout their nonsense: Why Evolution Is True.

Far more disturbing is Forbes’ ham-handed policy of “balancing” the views of evolutionists by giving a say to Egnor and four other creationists. (Their articles, found here, are at least as misleading as Egnor’s.) Perhaps Forbes sees Darwinism as “controversial.” But it’s not, at least not in a scientific sense. Scientifically, evolution is a settled issue—a fact.

The only “controversy” is social and political: Will Americans, in violation of the First Amendment of the Constitution, be allowed to impose a false, religiously based view of biology in the public schools? This “teach the controversy” approach, so popular among fundamentalists, ill suits a publication with the gravitas of Forbes.

Can we expect that it will balance stories on medicine with the competing views of shamans, Christian Scientists and spiritual healers? Will articles on the Holocaust be rebutted by the many Holocaust deniers? When the 40th anniversary of the first moon landing rolls around this July, will Forbes give a say to paranoids who think the landing was a fraud, staged on a movie lot?

This, in effect, is what Forbes has done by giving equal time to evolution-deniers. Journalists have an obligation to be fair, but this doesn’t mean that they must give charlatans a prestigious platform from which to broadcast their lies. By doing so, Forbes has debased both journalism and science.

Hear hear!

I wasn’t very happy with Forbes either, for publishing a typically deceptive piece by Dishonesty Institute shill John G. West: Discovery Institute Propaganda Everywhere.

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1 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:46:56pm

Forbes, that respected journal of science.

What a bunch of putzes.

Fairness Doctrine gone awry?

2 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:48:51pm

Good for him.

If Forbes were to acknowledge NASA's landing on the moon, would it also give space to those who say it was filmed in a studio?

3 jones  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:49:48pm

In the Soviet Union, pure science was one of the few refuges from politics.

Creationism and Global Warming are the same coin- politics injected into science.

4 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:50:25pm

Off topic, I wanted to post this link--let me know if it should go somewhere else: Apropos of the domestic beheading in Buffalo, I wanted to reassure those Lizards who have shown from the start such concern about NOW's response, that NOW has, indeed, responded.

The New York president of the National Organization for Women, Marcia Pappas, condemned prosecutors for referring to the death as an apparent case of domestic violence.

"This was, apparently, a terroristic version of 'honor killing,' " a statement from NOW said.

5 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:50:33pm

Forbes. Isn't that a business mag?
I guess this is appropriate, since the country is now officially on a faith-based economic system.

6 jones  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:50:35pm

#2, or a balancing article on faith healing?

7 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:50:49pm

re: #2 MandyManners

Good for him.

If Forbes were to acknowledge NASA's landing on the moon, would it also give space to those who say it was filmed in a studio?

THAT I would read with a smile!

/as a former space guy, I love those idjits

8 Shug  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:52:33pm

Who reads Forbes for their take on science?


That's like subscribing to Hustler for the crossword puzzle

Forbes should stick to finances and leave science to science magazines and leave creationism to writers of fiction

9 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:53:20pm

This months issue of Discover has several great articles on Evolution including one titled "Are We Still Evolving?".

10 jaunte  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:53:36pm

P.Z. Myers on Forbes' possible motive:

"Coyne did not hold back in criticizing the magazine, either — and Forbes published it all without edits. That's to their credit, but I can't help but feel that there's a callous calculation here, that even arguments against the quality of their publication are seen as a way to boost circulation."


[Link: scienceblogs.com...]

11 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:53:39pm

re: #3 jones

In the Soviet Union, pure science was one of the few refuges from politics.

Creationism and Global Warming are the same coin- politics injected into science.

And their basic science was quite rigorous and advanced. Their manufacturing and business, however, where the government could interfere, was miserable. Volgas and Ladas, anyone?
I guess we're heading there now, though, with the government money meaning the government can control the car companies.

12 screaming_eagle  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:54:05pm

Is subscribtions to Forbes down or something?

13 Gordon Marock  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:55:35pm

Again, I am all for having philosphy class to discuss 'what it all means' but to those who want to teach magic in science class, get bent.

14 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:55:40pm

Coyne makes a good point about Egnor.

Egnor makes a good point about P.Z. Myers.

15 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:55:55pm

I couldn't help but notice some of the creationist truthers in the comments.

16 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:56:31pm

re: #3 jones

In the Soviet Union, pure science was one of the few refuges from politics.

Creationism and Global Warming are the same coin- politics injected into science.

Actually, umm, no it wasn't. They pushed a neoLamarckian doctrine known as Lysenkoism. Stalin tried to grow crops according to its principles, and ended up starving 20 million people.

17 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:56:45pm
18 MarineVet  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:57:53pm

Why do we suffer this drivel?!?! The schools need to get their acts together and teach Reading Writing and Arithmetic! all this touchy feely crap is utter nonsense...I never learned about Darwin can be right to a certain point about creatures evolution but someone lit the fuse to life is that so hard to comprehend?

19 jones  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:58:06pm

True on the Lamarck, but the Terror Famine was no accident. That was planned.

I re phrase my statement to start with "In general..."

20 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 5:59:00pm

re: #14 Cognito

Coyne makes a good point about Egnor.

Egnor makes a good point about P.Z. Myers.

Egnor is a moron of the first water.

21 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:01:02pm

re: #20 Charles

Egnor is a moron of the first water.

And his name spelled backwards (ronge) can be pronounced 'wrong'.

22 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:01:06pm

Heh. Hannity is playing circus music over Burris talking.

23 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:01:21pm
24 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:01:35pm

re: #20 Charles

Egnor is a moron of the first water.

I've never heard of the guy. And he doesn't acquit himself well in this article. But I'm slow to call any neurosurgeon a moron.

And regarding P.Z. Myers: Given a choice, I'd rather take Egnor's stance and risk being wrong than take Myers' and risk being right. (Thanks, Pascal.) And I think both men overstep their expertise by a good long stride.

25 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:01:57pm

re: #23 buzzsawmonkey

Aw, come on--don't you want to learn how to transfigure a sofa into a dachshund?

Are you teaching at Hogwarts? I am so there.

26 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:02:17pm

re: #18 MarineVet

Why do we suffer this drivel?!?! The schools need to get their acts together and teach Reading Writing and Arithmetic! all this touchy feely crap is utter nonsense...I never learned about Darwin can be right to a certain point about creatures evolution but someone lit the fuse to life is that so hard to comprehend?

Evolution doesn't address how life began, but describes how existing populations of organisms possessing high but imperfect copying fidelity react when confronted by surrounding environments possessing specific challenges and opportunities. And that is by means of random genetic mutation acted upon by nonrandom environmental selection - that is, by means of evolution.

27 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:03:39pm

re: #18 MarineVet

I'm trying to understand what you are saying here. Schools do need to focus on academics - reading, writing, arithmetic and science - of which evolution is a part. For good measure, I'd add a logic course, but that's just me. I get confused with the Darwin statement - you say you never learned? Or is your point that evolution and religion are not mutually exclusive?

28 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:04:21pm

re: #24 Cognito

I've never heard of the guy. And he doesn't acquit himself well in this article. But I'm slow to call any neurosurgeon a moron.

And regarding P.Z. Myers: Given a choice, I'd rather take Egnor's stance and risk being wrong than take Myers' and risk being right. (Thanks, Pascal.) And I think both men overstep their expertise by a good long stride.

Neurosurgeons can definitely be morons. Case in point: Michael Egnor. He may be the world's greatest neurosurgeon (probably not), but his views on the theory of evolution are right out of the Dark Ages, with added pseudo-scientific gloss.

29 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:05:25pm

re: #28 Charles

I've never heard him called the world's great neurosurgeon.
That's another guy altogether.

30 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:05:27pm

Addendum to that last bit:

Re: Egnor's preferable stance vs. Myers': That pertains to the afterlife. Science is another matter.

31 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:05:36pm

re: #24 Cognito

I've never heard of the guy. And he doesn't acquit himself well in this article. But I'm slow to call any neurosurgeon a moron.

And regarding P.Z. Myers: Given a choice, I'd rather take Egnor's stance and risk being wrong than take Myers' and risk being right. (Thanks, Pascal.) And I think both men overstep their expertise by a good long stride.

Pascal's wager has a dark flip side. If you spend this present life doing what you think God wants you to do with it instead of what you want to do with it in order to attain a favored place in a believed-in next, and that belief is a delusion, then when you die you have sacrifieced your entire existence for nothing but a baseless mirage.

32 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:05:56pm

The gloaming.

Towercam !


BBL

33 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:06:08pm

re: #28 Charles

Point taken.

34 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:06:23pm

re: #8 Shug

Well, it's a popular magazine for conservatives so they are pandering to their audience.

35 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:07:15pm

re: #32 Ojoe

Very pretty.

36 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:07:39pm

Further research reveals that Michael Egnor is an Operating Thetan Level VIII of the Church of Creationism.

Apparently he's big on the ID lecture circuit and even writes (blabbers) for the Discovery Institute.

37 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:07:50pm

re: #32 Ojoe

The gloaming.

Towercam !

BBL

It's up to 34°!

38 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:07:53pm

re: #31 Salamantis

Pascal's wager has a dark flip side. If you spend this present life doing what you think God wants you to do with it instead of what you want to do with it in order to attain a favored place in a believed-in next, and that belief is a delusion, then when you die you have sacrifieced your entire existence for nothing but a baseless mirage.

Nah. I think Pascal would have said -- and I would say -- that without an afterlife spent in the presence of God, our 'entire existence' is baseless either way.

39 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:07:54pm

re: #29 J.D.

I've never heard him called the world's great neurosurgeon.
That's another guy altogether.

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that Michael Egnor is the world's greatest neurosurgeon. That was a hypothetical, intended to set up the following statement.

40 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:08:17pm

re: #35 Killgore Trout

Who needs "intelligent design"?

41 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:08:30pm

re: #36 Gus 802

Further research reveals that Michael Egnor is an Operating Thetan Level VIII of the Church of Creationism.

Apparently he's big on the ID lecture circuit and even writes (blabbers) for the Discovery Institute.

Are you surprised?

42 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:08:44pm

re: #37 J.D.

Melting!

BBL, really.

43 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:08:48pm

re: #39 Charles

Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that Michael Egnor is the world's greatest neurosurgeon. That was a hypothetical, intended to set up the following statement.

That's what I thought, but just in case...

44 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:09:01pm

re: #41 Charles

Nope. Nothing surprises me anymore.

45 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:10:00pm

re: #44 Gus 802

Nope. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Everybody says that until I slip the dead mouse into their burrito.

46 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:10:15pm

He even refers to Deepak Chopra. That should tell you something.

47 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:10:22pm

re: #44 Gus 802

Nope. Nothing surprises me anymore.

I miss surprises.

48 IslandLibertarian  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:10:25pm

evolution...of some sort...

/now, back to our regularly scheduled discussion.

49 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:10:39pm

So what's the over-under on the first creationist meltdown?

50 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:10:49pm

re: #45 OldLineTexan

Everybody says that until I slip the dead mouse into their burrito.

Is that what that was?!

51 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:11:33pm

re: #50 Gus 802

Is that what that was?!

Yes, but you see mice and cows share a common meat-cestor.

52 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:11:41pm

re: #50 Gus 802

Is that what that was?!

The fur didn't tip you off?

53 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:11:54pm

re: #38 Cognito

Nah. I think Pascal would have said -- and I would say -- that without an afterlife spent in the presence of God, our 'entire existence' is baseless either way.

Nope. The absence of a cosmically mandated meaning allows us to choose particular human meanings for our lives, and to commit ourselves to them, and to effortfully strive for their realization.

One does not have to exist forever for one's existence to be meaningful. In fact, it is our very finitude that renders each moment precious. An eternity of existence would render any particular span within it miniscule and insignificant.

54 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:12:16pm

I'm gonna put 50 cents on comment #178.

55 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:12:23pm

re: #49 Charles

So what's the over-under on the first creationist meltdown?

How many, despite KT's inside track, actually read Forbes?

56 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:12:37pm

re: #49 Charles

So what's the over-under on the first creationist meltdown?

We already have the first creationist ding-down, so it should be soon.

57 jaunte  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:13:00pm

Egnor's ethics:

"Egnor claims that two thirds of doctors don’t accept evolution, and that this is because doctors have some sort of special insight into living things. He is not the first to make this claim; his new handlers at the Discovery Institute have said this before, based on a survey published by the Louis Finkelstein Institute, going so far as to claim that “a majority of doctors favor intelligent design over Neo-Darwinism.”

Would you be surprised to learn that the survey doesn’t say these things at all, that in fact it says the exact opposite? More below."


[Link: pandasthumb.org...]

58 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:13:14pm

re: #56 CyanSnowHawk

We already have the first creationist ding-down, so it should be soon.

Wow, that was fast! 'tai-pan' is on the case.

59 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:13:31pm

re: #54 Charles

I'm gonna put 50 cents on comment #178.

500 quatloos on comment 197

60 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:13:42pm

re: #53 Salamantis

Nope. The absence of a cosmically mandated meaning allows us to choose particular human meanings for our lives, and to commit ourselves to them, and to effortfully strive for their realization.

One does not have to exist forever for one's existence to be meaningful. In fact, it is our very finitude that renders each moment precious. An eternity of existence would render any particular span within it miniscule and insignificant.

Absent some larger expectation, some higher standard, I'm wasting time by not getting out there and sluttin' it up.

61 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:13:43pm

re: #56 CyanSnowHawk

We already have the first creationist ding-down, so it should be soon.

I wonder if they have their own Facebook group and alert each other when Charles posts a thread such as this.

62 Steve Rogers  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:14:02pm

One aspect of this whole brouhaha is the (false) claim that Christians are being marginalized. Yes, among the looney lefties there are many who harbor great resentment towards Christians. But there is really nothing they can do to take away Christians' right to believe or worship the way they want in the private sector. Granted, there may be an occasional incident where a Christian’s First Amendment Rights in the private sector are truly infringed (usually by the aforementioned looney lefty). But these make the news precisely because they are rare. And they are (hopefully) quickly rectified.

But no matter what happens, the First Amendment guarantees Christians (and Muslims, and Jews, and all other religions) can practice their religion -- and that people of no religion are protected from being forced to believe what even a majority want them to (this last part of the First Amendment is often forgotten by the "creationists"). The majority of people in the United States are Christian. Every other street corner in the nation has a Christian church on it, and some of those churches are HUGE, and none have to pay taxes. Secular bookstores have entire sections devoted just to Christian books. Other bookstores are entirely Christian-themed. Entire TV networks broadcast Christian themed shows 24/7/365. Christianity is not in any danger in the United States.

But none of that matters to some people. They won't be happy until the federal government legitimizes their one religion over all others. They worry so much that other people's children aren't forced to believe just as they do. It's not enough for them to teach their own children whatever religious views they hold. They want the government to force – at gunpoint (because all laws are backed up by threat of violence) – other people's children in state-run schools to accept their religious views. The concept of live and let live seems alien to them, let alone the concept of freedom FROM religion also stated in the First Amendment.

And for whatever reason, they have chosen the foundation of the science of biology to try and wedge (their word) their religion into the lives of other people's children.

And just as they have no concept of biology, they have no concept of just how sick or dangerous it is to freedom and the United States.

63 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:14:10pm

re: #57 jaunte

Egnor's ethics:


[Link: pandasthumb.org...]

You would think "Louis Finkelstein" would be the inverse of "Louis Farrakhan".

/I would, anyway

64 jaunte  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:14:30pm

re: #60 Cognito

Some behaviors are their own reward, both short-term and long.

65 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:15:04pm

re: #61 MandyManners

I wonder if they have their own Facebook group and alert each other when Charles posts a thread such as this.

Maybe Pam has a flashing beacon like Drudge for when we stray off the anti-jihad reservation.

66 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:15:10pm

re: #61 MandyManners

I wonder if they have their own Facebook group and alert each other when Charles posts a thread such as this.

Flash mob?

67 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:15:19pm

re: #57 jaunte

Yeah, and the majority of MDs run to the back of the office to read through the physicians manual.

68 Shug  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:16:06pm

1 dollar Bob

69 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:16:19pm

re: #60 Cognito

Absent some larger expectation, some higher standard, I'm wasting time by not getting out there and sluttin' it up.

If your character is that shallow and base. If you are a nobler, more profound being, perhaps striving to discover new knowledge that would benefit humankind might be your motivating cup of tea.

70 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:16:22pm

Creationist Blackjack

71 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:18:04pm

Oh brother. I hoper it's OK to post this. Here's what one ID Thetan had to say about Darwin/evolution:

Yes, evolution is very interesting - like any other type of ancient history - but no, it is not essential. I think it should definitely be studied, along with the cave paintings, ancient Egypt and theories about the origin of life and the universe and all that. But the burden of pretending that evolution is useful in a concrete way is tiresome and surely avoidable.

72 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:18:15pm

re: #69 Salamantis

If your character is that shallow and base. If you are a nobler, more profound being, perhaps striving to discover new knowledge that would benefit humankind might be your motivating cup of tea.

My nature is that shallow and base. I'm imbued with something nobler and more profound.

My take, anyway.

73 Aye Pod  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:18:20pm

re: #24 Cognito

Thought at bedtime:

What if God actually hates Pascal's wager, and reserves his worst damnation of all for the sort of craven bet-hedging bastards who go by it? All the while you think you're playing safe, you might just be making him madder and madder ;)

Nite folks.

74 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:18:33pm

re: #69 Salamantis

If your character is that shallow and base. If you are a nobler, more profound being, perhaps striving to discover new knowledge that would benefit humankind might be your motivating cup of tea.

You see, YOU decide what is your field of ultimate concern. And no one can take that decision, or that devotion, away from you.

75 ryannon  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:18:56pm

With a hat-tip to ojoe,cool blue evening arriving from the Towercam on the Mt. Wilson Observatory, with the snow-capped peaks of the mountains in the distance:

[Link: www.astro.ucla.edu...]

76 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:19:08pm
77 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:19:24pm

re: #72 Cognito

My nature is that shallow and base. I'm imbued with something nobler and more profound.

My take, anyway.

Then you can do both. Or do you fall down when you try to chew gum?

78 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:19:47pm

I've kinda given up on National Review to lead the way on this stuff, by the way. They seem to be firmly in the creationist camp.

79 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:19:50pm

re: #73 Jimmah

The trick is you have to mean it.

80 Yankee Division Son  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:19:58pm
Can we expect that it will balance stories on medicine with the competing views of shamans, Christian Scientists and spiritual healers? Will articles on the Holocaust be rebutted by the many Holocaust deniers? When the 40th anniversary of the first moon landing rolls around this July, will Forbes give a say to paranoids who think the landing was a fraud, staged on a movie lot?

That's gonna leave a mark.

81 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:20:09pm

re: #71 Gus 802

Heh.

82 nyc redneck  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:20:54pm

there is just no room in science for politically correct b.s.
it is absurd to have creationist propaganda in a science article abt. darwin and evolution.

83 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:21:16pm

re: #76 Iron Fist

But it was all pointless anyway. Whether you lived as an utter hedonist, a saint, or a butcher you are going to die soon (on the relative scale of things) anyway. Might as well have fun along the way, I guess, but it really doesn't matter, even to you, if you did or did not.

After you're dead, perhaps nothing matters, but while alive, everything should matter. And different people have different ideas of what fun is. One need not sacrifice orgasms for eureka moments of achievement or discovery, or vice versa.

84 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:21:57pm

re: #82 nyc redneck

They are working on a conservative Fairness Doctrine. Just think of it as intellectual affirmative action.

85 calcajun  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:22:11pm

This is sort of what I was on about in some threads over the weekend. The issue is social indoctrination--not Darwin v ID. The problem is that, from my perspective, the ID'ers are waging a losing fight. They might win the battle, but ultimately lose the war. They have the right ideas but the wrong axis of attack.

Anyway, that's my two cents. Off to dinner.

86 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:22:21pm

re: #81 Killgore Trout

Heh.

Reminds me of the "archaeologist" in an Asimov novella (Pebble in the Sky, IIRC) who "did" archaeology by studying the "old masters" ... actually digging himself was so boring ...

87 freetoken  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:22:23pm

re: #78 Charles

I've kinda given up on National Review to lead the way on this stuff, by the way. They seem to be firmly in the creationist camp.

Suspect they are in the "how many magazines can we sell" camp... and they know that there is only a small demand for a non-creationist, non-religious "conservative" magazine... but with knowledge that pews are full in churches, NRO is aware of the size of that market.

88 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:23:48pm

If you'd like to see an absolutely classic case of creationist quote mining, start here and read downward:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

89 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:24:10pm

re: #87 freetoken

Suspect they are in the "how many magazines can we sell" camp... and they know that there is only a small demand for a non-creationist, non-religious "conservative" magazine... but with knowledge that pews are full in churches, NRO is aware of the size of that market.

Nah. The bump from this would be more or less insignificant.

If they suddenly shift to Evolutionists vs. Creationists in every issue, the accusation might carry more weight.

Or if next week they feature "Forbes Bunnies."

90 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:24:24pm

re: #84 Killgore Trout

They are working on a conservative Fairness Doctrine. Just think of it as intellectual affirmative action.

That's a disturbing thought. Imagine if you will a Fairness Doctrine being applied to science programming. Thus following every discussion on scientific or evolutionary matters would be a counterpoint by a dentist creationist.

91 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:26:50pm

Hot air put up Ace's update on Hitchens. AP's readers continue the hatefest.

92 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:26:56pm

I would consider myself to be a less noble person if I embraced doing good and avoided doing ill because some mighty deity simultaneously bribed me with a pie called Heaven and threatened me with a club called Hell, than if I embrace doing good and avoid doing ill because it's the decent thing to do, and I desire to do the decent thing.

If that's not good enough for some deity, I can live, and die, with that.

93 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:27:37pm

"A college degree is no guarantee its owner is not an idiot." Forget where I read that but...truer words were never spoke.

94 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:28:30pm

re: #91 Killgore Trout

Hot air put up Ace's update on Hitchens. AP's readers continue the hatefest.

Chest beating is actually a form of self CPR. I read it in a science publication.

/s

95 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:28:53pm

re: #93 USBeast

"A college degree is no guarantee its owner is not an idiot." Forget where I read that but...truer words were never spoke.

That sounds Heinlein-esque.

96 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:29:24pm

re: #92 Salamantis

Whence comes this decency?

97 freetoken  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:30:09pm

re: #89 Cognito

NRO's catering to certain crowds goes beyond just an evolution vs. creationism article here and there. NRO has been riding (from what I see from their website, I don't read the printed page) the scientists/elitists/intellectuals vs. the common man/conservative true believer for awhile.

There are writer there who try to challenge "the base" on topics from time to time... but to me (and this might only be my perception) NRO is not a leading consortium of thinkers on topics relevant to society, and still hasn't gotten over the loss of Buckley.

98 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:30:51pm

re: #96 Cognito

Whence comes this decency?

From a desire to reap the benefits of civilization.

99 jones  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:30:55pm

#93-

Will Rogers- There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.

As an educated man, I will attest to this.

100 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:32:59pm

re: #96 Cognito

Whence comes this decency?

From the existential exigencies that emerge and arise from a contemplation of my ground situation as a self-consciously aware and spatiotemporally finite being, surrounded by others similar to but not identical with myself, with whom I have a varying set of relations, and with whom I wish to coexist in peace, liberty, security and prosperity while sharing finite space and resources. To receive these things, I have to be willing to also grant them.

101 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:33:03pm

re: #98 CyanSnowHawk

From a desire to reap the benefits of civilization.

Isn't that at odds with man's urge to -- since we've already gone there -- to perpetuate society with morally indiscriminate propagation?

How do we decide which is 'decent'?

102 freetoken  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:33:13pm

BTW Charles, you might have roused the creationists more if you had worked in Coulter et. al. to the Coyne discussion. E.g., Coyne's dissing of Coulter's book (yeah, I know, you've posted it before, but it is worth reminding people of how the leading lights (ahem..) of conservatism are so set against modern science.)

103 jaunte  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:33:48pm

re: #101 Cognito

You could try it out, and see what happens.

104 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:34:11pm

re: #96 Cognito

Whence comes this decency?

You can arrive at an answer to that, believe it or not, without theology (though I am a believer in the Almighty).

Think of it this way: we can say that a particular horse or dog is a good horse or good dog because it fulfills our expectations of what these animals are and what they should do; the same principle applies to tools, etc. Once we know what a thing is, we know what it should do and be.

Man? Why, at a minimum, he's the rational, social animal. That is, we expect of him that he would behave rationally (in accordance with reason) and in accordance with the requirements to live in a social or political order. Certain acts satisfy these criteria, while certain other acts do not; the acts that satisfy these criteria are in accord with human nature, and so are good; those that do not, are bad.

These are broad outlines, of course, but one gets the picture.

105 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:34:35pm

re: #88 Charles

If you'd like to see an absolutely classic case of creationist quote mining, start here and read downward:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Clearly in over his/her/its head.

106 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:36:11pm

Did I miss MarineVet's response? Did he/she leave? Was I mean? I'm usually not mean. Am I?

107 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:36:43pm

Are you contending, cogito, that Buddhists, Taoists and Confucians lack praiseworthy sets of moral precepts? These faiths are nontheistic.

108 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:36:55pm

re: #100 Salamantis

So it's inborn to be polite, as an ultimately self-preserving manner.

It's natural, then. What about when men do things that conflict with their natures -- when they run into burning buildings, say -- and obey some higher ideal?

109 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:37:11pm

re: #95 CyanSnowHawk

That sounds Heinlein-esque.

I'm pretty sure it's not Heinlein. It might have been somebody's comment on another site years ago. Anyway, I can't deny the truth of it.

110 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:37:39pm
111 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:37:39pm

re: #100 Salamantis

From the existential exigencies that emerge and arise from a contemplation of my ground situation as a self-consciously aware and spatiotemporally finite being, surrounded by others similar to but not identical with myself, with whom I have a varying set of relations, and with whom I wish to coexist in peace, liberty, security and prosperity while sharing finite space and resources. To receive these things, I have to be willing to also grant them.

Yeah, what Heidegger there said.

112 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:38:07pm

Any flameouts worthy of ridicule or comedic skit yet?

113 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:38:21pm

re: #104 Guanxi88

the acts that satisfy these criteria are in accord with human nature, and so are good; those that do not, are bad.

Oh, I'm not quite sure about that. Not at all.

114 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:38:29pm

re: #100 Salamantis

From the existential exigencies that emerge and arise from a contemplation of my ground situation as a self-consciously aware and spatiotemporally finite being, surrounded by others similar to but not identical with myself, with whom I have a varying set of relations, and with whom I wish to coexist in peace, liberty, security and prosperity while sharing finite space and resources. To receive these things, I have to be willing to also grant them.

Sal -your teachers maybe knew a certain Leo S.?

115 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:39:22pm

re: #112 BigPapa

Any flameouts worthy of ridicule or comedic skit yet?

We have a volunteer!

116 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:39:40pm

re: #100 Salamantis

That made my head hurt a little.

117 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:39:50pm

re: #107 Salamantis

Are you contending, cogito, that Buddhists, Taoists and Confucians lack praiseworthy sets of moral precepts? These faiths are nontheistic.

Not at all. I'm asking for the fountainhead of praiseworthiness.

118 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:39:52pm

re: #113 Cognito

Oh, I'm not quite sure about that. Not at all.

All right, then, name three acts that are in accordance with the definition of mankind as the rational, social, mortal animal, and hence in accord with the nature of the species, that are not good; conversely, name three that are not in accord with this nature that are not bad.

119 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:40:02pm

I recall Tammy Kitzmiller and the additional headaches ID brought to her house in Dover when her daughter insisted that she had to be a creationist in order to be a good Christian. The Kitzmillers are Catholic. Imagine having your child come home at the end of the day and think "you're going to hell, Mom and Dad". As if teenagers weren't difficult enough. Now you have an agenda being pushed onto your kid at school, bringing home more conflict in an area where they don't have the right. I fail to see how this is pro-family values- creating more tension. What's more insidious is these people are trying to use children as weapons of emotional, psychological, and spiritual blackmail against their own parents. I think that's child abuse. Shame on these people, and shame on those that give them a platform.

120 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:40:15pm
121 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:40:16pm

GAZE

122 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:40:31pm

re: #115 USBeast

LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!

123 ted  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:41:10pm

Forbes? Not to worry. Won't be around much longer:


"January 13, 2009

THE Highlander - the 151-foot luxury yacht used by the Forbes family to entertain celebs and top business execs - has been mothballed. The craft's full-time crew in Miami got axed last Friday, victims of the sinking economy. A Forbes magazine flack told us: "Forbes intends to bring the Highlander back in late summer, when we are hoping the economy will improve and we will be using the Highlander on a regular schedule." Forbes has already de-acquisitioned the yacht's helicopter, the late Malcolm's collection of Faberge Eggs, a ranch in Colorado and a palace in Tangier. The company's Fifth Avenue headquarters is also on the market. "

[Link: www.nypost.com...]

124 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:41:38pm

re: #108 Cognito

So it's inborn to be polite, as an ultimately self-preserving manner.

It's natural, then. What about when men do things that conflict with their natures -- when they run into burning buildings, say -- and obey some higher ideal?

Then they have chosen to expand a natural impulse - to protect and preserve their families, and thus their genes - to encompass the entire human family. Since they possess self-conscious awareness, and are no longer slaves to the intersection of instinct, history and stimulus, they can choose to do so - and often do. I myself have swum a flash flood swollen stream, at the risk of my own life, to rescue a child marooned on an island sandbar soon to be inundated, and swum back to shore with the child on my back. And I didn't need God to tell me to do it.

125 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:41:41pm

re: #118 Guanxi88

All right, then, name three acts that are in accordance with the definition of mankind as the rational, social, mortal animal, and hence in accord with the nature of the species, that are not good; conversely, name three that are not in accord with this nature that are not bad.

Come now. You really want me to list examples of human nature that are not 'good'?

There's hardly enough Internet to contain it.

126 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:41:48pm

re: #119 Sharmuta

I recall Tammy Kitzmiller and the additional headaches ID brought to her house in Dover when her daughter insisted that she had to be a creationist in order to be a good Christian. The Kitzmillers are Catholic. Imagine having your child come home at the end of the day and think "you're going to hell, Mom and Dad". As if teenagers weren't difficult enough. Now you have an agenda being pushed onto your kid at school, bringing home more conflict in an area where they don't have the right. I fail to see how this is pro-family values- creating more tension. What's more insidious is these people are trying to use children as weapons of emotional, psychological, and spiritual blackmail against their own parents. I think that's child abuse. Shame on these people, and shame on those that give them a platform.

Don't the GWers do the same?

127 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:41:54pm

re: #120 buzzsawmonkey

They've certainly managed to astound the world with their advances in science, technology, and civil rights.

Not.

I'd suggest that there are few people, taken as a group, as peacefully serene as the Buddhists, as profoundly thoughtful as the Taoists, or as deeply ethical as the Confucians. These are not refinements to be taken lightly or dismissed with a "yeah, but they didn't go to the moon!"

128 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:42:00pm

Any meltdowns yet?
I noticed up-thread where Charles picked #178.

129 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:42:04pm

Psst: this guy is an asshole.

Not only are we a bunch of honcos, but we're also cowards.

130 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:42:25pm

re: #122 BigPapa

LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!

Gladly.

131 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:42:52pm

re: #124 Salamantis

Well and plainly said.

132 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:43:15pm
133 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:43:26pm

re: #129 BigPapa

Psst: this guy is an asshole.

Not only are we a bunch of honcos, but we're also cowards.

There was a thread about this earlier if you're interested.

134 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:43:46pm

re: #73 Jimmah

Thought at bedtime:

What if God actually hates Pascal's wager, and reserves his worst damnation of all for the sort of craven bet-hedging bastards who go by it? All the while you think you're playing safe, you might just be making him madder and madder ;)

Nite folks.

I believe Terry Pratchett experimented with that thought at one point--the philosopher finds himself surrounded by deities with clubs, who have strong opinions about Mr. Smarty-Pants...

135 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:43:58pm

re: #125 Cognito

Come now. You really want me to list examples of human nature that are not 'good'?

There's hardly enough Internet to contain it.

No, I asked for three examples of conduct in accordance with the rational, social, and mortal nature of mankind that are not good; very different.

Personally, I don't think "human nature" is depraved - that's a prejudice largely held as a result of certain vestigal religious sentiments. I'm a believer myself, but it is not necessary to be one to be a decent person; it is necessary, however, to be a decent person to be a believer.

136 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:44:29pm
137 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:44:43pm

re: #110 Iron Fist

Why should "everything" matter? You are going to be dead soon. Perhaps you can make an arguement about remaining "respectable" in circles where you consider that "respectability" an advantage. If that's your gig, knock yourself out.

But at the end of the day, Copernicus isn't in any position to take any comfort in the fact that he was right. It doesn't matter if you were Jesus, Prince Siddhartha, Confucius, or a yak herder from Mongolia.

Death is the ultimate egalitarian.

It is myself whose respect I most crave, and whom I would feel most ashamed before should I fail to live up to my own self-conceptions and ideals. And although I will eventually be dead, I am alive now, and while I am alive, I would vastly prefer to be justifiably proud of myself rather than to be ashamed of myself.

138 jcm  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:44:53pm

re: #123 ted

Forbes? Not to worry. Won't be around much longer:

"January 13, 2009

THE Highlander - the 151-foot luxury yacht used by the Forbes family to entertain celebs and top business execs - has been mothballed. The craft's full-time crew in Miami got axed last Friday, victims of the sinking economy. A Forbes magazine flack told us: "Forbes intends to bring the Highlander back in late summer, when we are hoping the economy will improve and we will be using the Highlander on a regular schedule." Forbes has already de-acquisitioned the yacht's helicopter, the late Malcolm's collection of Faberge Eggs, a ranch in Colorado and a palace in Tangier. The company's Fifth Avenue headquarters is also on the market. "

[Link: www.nypost.com...]


Times are tough, I've mothballed my yacht too.

139 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:45:06pm

re: #132 buzzsawmonkey

Show me an Asian country where there are not thousands of people starving in the streets, and then we can talk.

Are we talking about agriculture or culture here? Refinements in a civilization, or the distribution of material goods. Very different things.

140 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:45:15pm

re: #135 Guanxi88

I would contend that human nature has very little to do with the rational.

141 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:45:16pm

re: #123 ted

Forbes? Not to worry. Won't be around much longer:


"January 13, 2009

THE Highlander - the 151-foot luxury yacht used by the Forbes family to entertain celebs and top business execs - has been mothballed. The craft's full-time crew in Miami got axed last Friday, victims of the sinking economy. A Forbes magazine flack told us: "Forbes intends to bring the Highlander back in late summer, when we are hoping the economy will improve and we will be using the Highlander on a regular schedule." Forbes has already de-acquisitioned the yacht's helicopter, the late Malcolm's collection of Faberge Eggs, a ranch in Colorado and a palace in Tangier. The company's Fifth Avenue headquarters is also on the market. "

[Link: www.nypost.com...]

"De-acquisitioned"? Why not just write "sold"?

Is the ranch the one in the San Louis Valley?

142 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:45:36pm

re: #133 J.D.

Sorry, just got in. Hard to LGF on a PDA from an airport. Just checking FP now...

143 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:45:43pm

re: #138 jcm

Wait!

Is that the Clinton Presidential Library up there?

144 ted  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:46:22pm

Forbes is in its death throes. As per usual it feels by trying to appeal to all it may attract more readers. A once proud conservative magazine driven into the ground.

145 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:46:49pm

re: #136 Iron Fist

I was a well mannered child.

146 Brit in Japan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:46:49pm

I'm betting on comment 195. Five shiny new new pounds.

I'll be back later to check.

BiJ

147 jcm  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:46:55pm

re: #143 J.D.

Wait!

Is that the Clinton Presidential Library up there?

Just the Paula Jones wing.

148 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:47:02pm

re: #142 BigPapa

I absolutely understand and wasn't pointing out a problem...just thought you might be interested in it. Hope your flight's on time.

149 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:47:10pm

re: #101 Cognito

Isn't that at odds with man's urge to -- since we've already gone there -- to perpetuate society with morally indiscriminate propagation?

How do we decide which is 'decent'?

No. Our civilized society provides a framework within which we may more successfully propagate, therefore the urge to work within that framework is part of that propagation urge.

150 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:47:33pm

re: #140 Cognito

I would contend that human nature has very little to do with the rational.

Then you're certainly not an Aristotelian. To me, it's obvious we humans are rational; the degree to which we are rational is precisely the degree to which we "participate" in the perfection that is Man.

We are made in the image of our Creator, the Sovereign of the Universe, Who is rational. We are, therefore, rational.

151 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:48:15pm

re: #132 buzzsawmonkey

Show me an Asian country where there are not thousands of people starving in the streets, and then we can talk.

Japan? South Korea's not doing so bad these days. Singapore? What does this have to do with morality, BTW?

152 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:48:51pm

re: #119 Sharmuta

The flip side to this is teens gravitate to what will make their parents blood boil - it's a right of passage. It is so much less fun for the teen when the parents say "that's interesting, dear. Now, about the lawn..." From personal experience, the wind goes out of the sails, and before you know it, actual conversation can take place. Now, there are certain things that deserve a mere "hmmm" and no more. There are other things best handled thusly: "You want your nose pierced? So very cool. I'll go with you, we'll pick out matching nose rings"

You know I don't agree with ID in schools, so don't take this as support of it - parents need to take some responsibility for instilling a value base that eventually children (for the most part) return too.

153 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:48:55pm

re: #117 Cognito

Not at all. I'm asking for the fountainhead of praiseworthiness.

Immanual Kant was pretty good with Categorical Imperatives. he developed two. They are:

Reversalizeability: If the thing you contemplate doing were instead done to you, would you or would you not be okay with that?

Universalizeability: If everybody did the thing you contemplate doing, would society be better or worse off for it?

154 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:49:45pm

re: #136 Iron Fist

And, uh- thanks for being happy for me, but you know- we all have our crosses to bear. I think I've had it both better and worse than others, but I don't begrudge anyone their childhood.

155 jcm  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:49:49pm

Cool video...

Blue Whale

156 freetoken  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:49:55pm

re: #144 ted

Agree. These magazines will need to print anything just to try and keep above water. They need readers and that will trump any editorial concern.

157 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:50:20pm

re: #120 buzzsawmonkey

They've certainly managed to astound the world with their advances in science, technology, and civil rights.

Not.

Nor have they demonstrated an inordinate skill at genocide.

158 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:50:29pm

Excellent thread.

159 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:50:41pm

re: #152 ArmyWife

The flip side to this is teens gravitate to what will make their parents blood boil - it's a right of passage. It is so much less fun for the teen when the parents say "that's interesting, dear. Now, about the lawn..." From personal experience, the wind goes out of the sails, and before you know it, actual conversation can take place. Now, there are certain things that deserve a mere "hmmm" and no more. There are other things best handled thusly: "You want your nose pierced? So very cool. I'll go with you, we'll pick out matching nose rings"

You know I don't agree with ID in schools, so don't take this as support of it - parents need to take some responsibility for instilling a value base that eventually children (for the most part) return too.

One of my college friends was raised Wiccan. In her teens she became a Methodist. Her mother about had a cow. Now she's back in the fold, raising little pagan babies in a geodesic dome in Santa Cruz.

But there's a big difference between teens being difficult and schools making teens difficult.

160 Taqyia2Me  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:50:42pm

re: #129 BigPapa

Psst: this guy is an asshole.

Not only are we a bunch of honcos, but we're also cowards.

Great, a grievance monger as Attorney General.

161 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:50:47pm
162 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:12pm
163 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:17pm

re: #129 BigPapa

Psst: this guy is an asshole.

Not only are we a bunch of honcos, but we're also cowards.

No cowardice here. I do not give a rat's rump if you're black, white, yellow, red or change colors three times a minute. I do NOT care.

Show up on time. Do your job. Respect my property. Do not call me a racist unless you are willing to admit that you are also a racist.

164 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:44pm

Is this thing stuck?

165 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:45pm

re: #157 Salamantis

Nor have they demonstrated an inordinate skill at genocide.

Um...the Chinese?

166 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:46pm

re: #157 Salamantis

Nor have they demonstrated an inordinate skill at genocide.

Seriously, Sal: You sure you've got no connections to Leo S., Harvey M., Stanley R., or any of the U of Chicago crowd?

167 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:48pm

re: #152 ArmyWife

I guess I can't comment. I was an exceptionally well behaved teenager and didn't engage in antics like that.

168 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:52pm

re: #160 Taqyia2Me

I have no problem being a honco. I wear that badge with pride. ;)

169 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:53pm

Gee, it's quiet in here. No rants, no meltdowns.

170 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:51:55pm

re: #157 Salamantis

Nor have they demonstrated an inordinate skill at genocide.

Some Asian regimes have indicated a remarkable beginner's skill, however. Cambodia is coming to mind.

171 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:52:26pm

re: #167 Sharmuta

One day, mine is going to call me on the piercing thing. Not sure what I'm gonna do then!

172 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:52:46pm
173 jorline  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:52:51pm

Holder Calls U.S. 'Nation of Cowards' on Race Matters

"Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and I believe continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards," Holder said.

Holder urged people of all races to use Black History Month as a chance for honest discussion of racial matters, including issues of health care, education and economic disparities.

OK, I give up…who is Holder directing these statements?

174 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:52:54pm

re: #148 J.D.

No worries, thanks. I found Holder's thread and went on an UpDingathon. I think there are others that might consider him a rectal orifi of magnanimous proportions.

I'm back home now. I tried to post on my PDA from the airport re: Hitchens. Already 600 posts then. I had to put it away, too enthralling. Hitchens in a brawl with street thug Nazis: the mind reels.

175 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:52:56pm

re: #169 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Gee, it's quiet in here. No rants, no meltdowns.

Just you wait.

176 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:53:14pm

re: #153 Salamantis

Immanual Kant was pretty good with Categorical Imperatives. he developed two. They are:

Reversalizeability: If the thing you contemplate doing were instead done to you, would you or would you not be okay with that?

Universalizeability: If everybody did the thing you contemplate doing, would society be better or worse off for it?

Aren't those rewording of the Golden Rule?

177 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:53:20pm

re: #171 ArmyWife

One day, mine is going to call me on the piercing thing. Not sure what I'm gonna do then!

Get the piercing. Then, discover that it is just too uncomfortable.

178 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:53:21pm

re: #165 Dianna

Um...the Chinese?

Only to the degree they left their native cultural traditions and embraced alternative world views. As Buddhists, Taoists, and Confucians (the Vinegar Tasters) they were not inclined to such barbarisms.

179 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:53:24pm

re: #150 Guanxi88

Then you're certainly not an Aristotelian.

Not at all. I'm a Christian.


To me, it's obvious we humans are rational; the degree to which we are rational is precisely the degree to which we "participate" in the perfection that is Man.

We are made in the image of our Creator, the Sovereign of the Universe, Who is rational. We are, therefore, rational.

Same point. We certainly are rational and logical beings, for the reason you cite. But our reason and logic are fallen from the perfection you mention, according to the major monotheistic books.

It's just a matter of whether you're a religious fellow.

(Aside from which, I must say, I've never turned on my television to discover the news that someone has achieved perfection.)

180 ted  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:53:26pm

re: #141 MandyManners

Hi Mandy.

I think some of Steve Forbe's kilts are on Ebay.

181 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:53:29pm
182 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:53:35pm
183 albusteve  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:53:44pm

re: #171 ArmyWife

One day, mine is going to call me on the piercing thing. Not sure what I'm gonna do then!

beat them senseless...the threat alone worked for me...my kids adore me to this day! :)

184 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:54:01pm

re: #157 Salamantis

Nor have they demonstrated an inordinate skill at genocide.

Some of the less nice parts of Chinese history also come to mind, as does Japan's last big imperial push, and, well, we probably won't know for decades to come just what the hell has gone down in North Korea.

185 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:54:04pm

re: #100 Salamantis

From the existential exigencies that emerge and arise from a contemplation of my ground situation as a self-consciously aware and spatiotemporally finite being, surrounded by others similar to but not identical with myself, with whom I have a varying set of relations, and with whom I wish to coexist in peace, liberty, security and prosperity while sharing finite space and resources. To receive these things, I have to be willing to also grant them.

So, how much extra oxygen do you need up there on top of your horse?

186 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:54:06pm

It's coming.

187 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:54:22pm

re: #152 ArmyWife

teens gravitate to what will make their parents blood boil

Uh ... ur ... you sure weren't around to see me in my teen years.

188 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:54:48pm

re: #176 MandyManners

Aren't those rewording of the Golden Rule?

Yes, but Kant spent pages and pages and pages building the logical basis for it.

189 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:54:49pm

re: #165 Dianna

Um...the Chinese?

Khmer Rouge?

190 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:54:56pm

re: #175 Charles

Just you wait.

Have you got something planned, Charles? ;)

191 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:55:01pm

re: #162 buzzsawmonkey

You can't enlighten a group.

I don't think.

192 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:55:12pm
193 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:55:25pm

re: #175 Charles

Just you wait.

Heh.

I've got an early Sophia Loren movie loaded in the player. The siren song is calling.

194 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:55:41pm

re: #179 Cognito

Same point. We certainly are rational and logical beings, for the reason you cite. But our reason and logic are fallen from the perfection you mention, according to the major monotheistic books.

It's just a matter of whether you're a religious fellow.

(Aside from which, I must say, I've never turned on my television to discover the news that someone has achieved perfection.)

Nor will you - that's the mortal bit.

As for the Fallen bit - eh, so we gotta work at the perfect cognition enjoyed by Adam our father and glimpses of which were afforded the Prophets - so be it. But there's nothing in good, sound Aristotelianism that is incompatible with revelation.

195 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:55:54pm

re: #178 Guanxi88

'No True Scotsman.'

Good point, even so.

196 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:55:59pm
197 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:56:05pm

re: #180 ted

Hi Mandy.

I think some of Steve Forbe's kilts are on Ebay.

I'll pass.

198 ted  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:56:37pm

re: #156 freetoken

Agree. These magazines will need to print anything just to try and keep above water. They need readers and that will trump any editorial concern.

Or, like the MSM, they swing hard left to appeal to the psychos: Newsweek, CBS, CNN, PBS, etc.

199 freetoken  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:56:45pm

re: #173 jorline

Holder Calls U.S. 'Nation of Cowards' on Race Matters

OK, I give up… to whom is Holder directing these statements?

/FIFY

The answer is obvious: You! The person to whom Holder is speaking is jorline.

/is it time for Kumbaya yet?

200 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:56:54pm

re: #178 Guanxi88

Only to the degree they left their native cultural traditions and embraced alternative world views. As Buddhists, Taoists, and Confucians (the Vinegar Tasters) they were not inclined to such barbarisms.

It's not really my field, but I think you're painting much too rosy a picture.

There is no group of human beings that has not behaved abominably.

201 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:56:54pm

re: #172 buzzsawmonkey

To the extent that these Eastern countries are ensuring that their citizens are not sleeping in the streets, it is directly proportional to their having adopted Western values about the worth of the individual. That has everything to do with morality.

Hold on. Make a distinction here between poverty and indifference to the worth of the individual.

202 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:57:21pm

re: #184 SanFranciscoZionist

Some of the less nice parts of Chinese history also come to mind, as does Japan's last big imperial push, and, well, we probably won't know for decades to come just what the hell has gone down in North Korea.

Chinese history since WWII - Communist (a western import)

Imperial Japan - Shintoism on steroids (not Buddhism, Taoism, or Confucianism)

the NorK's - Madness, totalitarian cult of personality - communism on acid.

203 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:57:25pm
204 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:57:32pm

re: #162 buzzsawmonkey

OK, let's talk "culture." What Eastern philosophy says anything about the value of the individual human being?

Zen Buddhism is totaslly about the value of the individual human being, and the individual perspective. Each Zen master has their own peculiar Zen, and you can only become a Zen master when you have advanced enough in understanding to be able to develop your own.

D.T. Suzuki describes Zen as "radical empiricism"; William James, a strong influence upon Edmund Husserl, the founder of phenomenology, gave his method the exact same label.

205 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:57:33pm

I'm always amused by the idea that the ability to perform brain surgery equates to intelligence. As if to be a kidney surgeon you had to have an enormous bladder.

The ability to learn to tell the parts of the brain apart and call them by their Latin names, and to successfully manipulate them so as, for instance, to excise a tumor, is on a par with being a very skilled electrician-cum-plumber. Why it should indicate any special brilliance beyond that is puzzling.

206 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:57:51pm

re: #195 Cognito

'No True Scotsman.'

Good point, even so.

Very fair point; it is an easy error to fall into.

207 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:58:08pm
208 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:58:11pm

re: #196 Iron Fist

I have no need to rant or meltdown. I'm just rather amused that the Atheist is the one making the arguement abut "greater good" and living up to some idealized version of oneself.

I've played with a much more, for want of a better word, colorful segment of society.

My comment was in the context of montersj at the bottom of the Dawkins thread. Yum yum.

209 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:58:39pm
210 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:58:50pm

re: #199 freetoken

/FIFY

The answer is obvious: You! The person to whom Holder is speaking is jorline.

/is it time for Kumbaya yet?

It is never time for Kumbaya.

211 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:58:51pm

re: #189 MandyManners

Khmer Rouge?

I carefully blocked that thought.

Ugh!

212 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:58:55pm

re: #163 USBeast

According to Holder, if you don't go home and hang out with people from some other race, you're a coward.

My wife is a minority! Glad I'm approved. Then again, I'm a minority where I live, so she's approved. Whew, cool. Don't want to be on the bad list.

213 albusteve  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:59:12pm

re: #207 buzzsawmonkey

In the West, that is called "wanking."

I wank therefore I am...

214 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:59:28pm

Designer babies, coming soon.

215 Afrocity  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 6:59:56pm

Everyone please sign up to the LGF page on Facebook. We are trying to get to 300 members. We now have 226.

216 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:00:09pm

re: #184 SanFranciscoZionist

Some of the less nice parts of Chinese history also come to mind, as does Japan's last big imperial push, and, well, we probably won't know for decades to come just what the hell has gone down in North Korea.

Mao was no Buddhist; he was Communist. Japan was Shinto. North Korea is in the grip of a monarchial totalitarian personality cult, centered around a dogma called Juche.

217 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:00:12pm

re: #202 Guanxi88

Chinese history since WWII - Communist (a western import)

Imperial Japan - Shintoism on steroids (not Buddhism, Taoism, or Confucianism)

the NorK's - Madness, totalitarian cult of personality - communism on acid.

Wait, are we arguing that Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism don't lead to genocide? I am basically down with that.

218 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:00:21pm

re: #211 Dianna

I carefully blocked that thought.

Ugh!

I had a neighbor that survived them.

219 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:00:28pm

re: #200 Dianna

There is no group of human beings that has not behaved abominably.

Oh, I'll agree with you on that, but it takes some real effort to gin up evil from Buddhism, Taoism, or Confucianism; Buddhists think everything is an illusion, and view the suffering of the world with compassion; Taoists generally avoid action altogether, and Confucians are so freakin' uptight and bound by rules and honor and the "gentleman" ideal as to be downright boring.

220 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:00:29pm

re: #179 Cognito

Same point. We certainly are rational and logical beings, for the reason you cite. But our reason and logic are fallen from the perfection you mention, according to the major monotheistic books.

It's just a matter of whether you're a religious fellow.

(Aside from which, I must say, I've never turned on my television to discover the news that someone has achieved perfection.)

Ahem. Are you forgetting our new Messiah? I swear, the adulation I hear for him on the news is almost as bad as the Jasmine character on the series Angel.
/

221 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:00:39pm

re: #215 Afrocity

No.

222 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:01:13pm

re: #209 Iron Fist

There was that guy John Kerry kept blathering about, GinJuice or something or other. He was Chinese wasn't he? Or, at least asian.

Mongol -very different kinda folk.

223 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:01:28pm

Looks like my prediction was a fail.

So now I'll put 50 cents on comment #297.

224 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:01:40pm

re: #220 CyanSnowHawk

I did forget him, for a moment.

I think I hear boot steps in the hall...

225 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:01:42pm

re: #187 pre-Boomer Marine brat

You were perfect, I bet! Even picked up your socks. I swore to my mother I was going to name my first child Bangladesh and I would never, ever, ever say no or because I said so. My mother said "Ok, you do that". Needless to say, the 17 year old is NOT Bangladesh and though I try to say "yes" as often as I can, "no" has had quite the presence in my house and I just said not 15 minutes ago "BECAUSE I SAID SO AND THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!" after being asked 25 times why said daughter can't go camping with the boyfriend du jour.

226 jorline  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:01:58pm

re: #199 freetoken

/FIFY

The answer is obvious: You! The person to whom Holder is speaking is jorline.

/is it time for Kumbaya yet?

I knew it was me...It's always me, no fair!

/humming softly

227 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:02:03pm

re: #218 OldLineTexan

I had a neighbor that survived them.

I am very glad he or she did.

228 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:02:09pm

re: #223 Charles

Looks like my prediction was a fail.

So now I'll put 50 cents on comment #297.

I'm out my quatloos too. Time to drive home. Later all.

229 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:02:16pm

re: #176 MandyManners

Aren't those rewording of the Golden Rule?

The first, perhaps; the second, no. And the Golden Rule itself is a positive inversion of an earlier rule found in the Hammurabic Code: Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you.

230 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:02:50pm

re: #220 CyanSnowHawk

Ahem. Are you forgetting our new Messiah? I swear, the adulation I hear for him on the news is almost as bad as the Jasmine character on the series Angel.
/

I did love Cog's last paragraph, though!

231 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:02:58pm

re: #222 Guanxi88

Mongol -very different kinda folk.

Indeed.

232 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:03:20pm

re: #221 Lynn B.

No.

Hell no.

Hitchens just got beat up for poking fun at people on a street. Imagine what some of these bastards would do knowing your real name?

233 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:03:22pm

re: #212 BigPapa

According to Holder, if you don't go home and hang out with people from some other race, you're a coward.

My wife is a minority! Glad I'm approved. Then again, I'm a minority where I live, so she's approved. Whew, cool. Don't want to be on the bad list.

This is America. Make your own list.

234 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:03:37pm

re: #231 OldLineTexan

Indeed.

You tear down my wall, my shitty wall!

235 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:03:48pm

re: #182 buzzsawmonkey

Guess you missed the info on the Japanese behavior during WWII.

As I pointed out before, they were Shinto. Shintoism is not Buddhism.

236 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:03:57pm

re: #203 buzzsawmonkey

I wouldn't brag about not thinking, myself. As far as not being able to "enlighten a group," well, precisely. Religions, or whatever you want to call them, that are completely occupied with personal navel-gazing are not something to emulate, even if the societies where they flourished produced nice lacquerware.

I once read an article where someone suggested that Westerners who adopt Eastern religions become unbearable, because we are already obsessed with our self-worth. The philosophy is directed to people who have been raised in cultures that expects them to be part of the whole. The 'navel-gazing' quality of some Eastern philosophy is, she proposed, best as a balancing quality to a more family- and community-based overall society.

However, I have no clue what the business with the lacquerware is about, (uh, I like the export porcelains myself) and I'm not really sure what I'm arguing for or against here.

237 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:04:16pm

re: #229 Salamantis

The first, perhaps; the second, no. And the Golden Rule itself is a positive inversion of an earlier rule found in the Hammurabic Code: Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you.

Mmmm... actually I'd argue that Christ's version advanced Hillel's version. (It was Hillel, wasn't it? And probably innumerable earlier thinkers.)

The old version makes allowances for the priest and the Levite. Christ's version calls for the Samaritan.

238 jorline  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:04:46pm

re: #223 Charles

Looks like my prediction was a fail.

So now I'll put 50 cents on comment #297.

I'm all in.

Is #297 red or black, odd or even?

239 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:04:51pm

re: #235 Salamantis

As I pointed out before, they were Shinto. Shintoism is not Buddhism.

Yes, but Zen is pretty much based in Japan.

So?

240 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:05:13pm

re: #185 Alouette

So, how much extra oxygen do you need up there on top of your horse?

I'm sorry if thought offends you. But I'm not going to stop thinking in order to ease your offence.

241 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:05:23pm

re: #239 Dianna

I thought that was Yen? ;)

242 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:05:51pm

re: #232 Racer X

Hell no.

Hitchens just got beat up for poking fun at people on a street. Imagine what some of these bastards would do knowing your real name?

I'm with you on that. Facebook has a knack for destroying privacy.

243 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:06:32pm

re: #242 Cognito

I'm with you on that. Facebook has a knack for destroying privacy.

Just ask the man over at JihadWatch. What's-his-name.

244 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:06:38pm

re: #181 Racer X

Good one, I haven't heard that in ages. Looks like Adrian Bellew on guitar.

245 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:06:40pm

re: #222 Guanxi88

Mongol -very different kinda folk.

Mongols are GREAT. I had a bunch of Mongolian kids in a class a while back. It's like John Wayne founded a country.

246 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:06:55pm

re: #233 USBeast

Holder's on my List of Idiots for Watch for Further Idiocy. I'm sure he's going to say something of equal absurdity again, that we can all look forward to.

247 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:07:08pm

re: #236 SanFranciscoZionist

I once read an article where someone suggested that Westerners who adopt Eastern religions become unbearable, because we are already obsessed with our self-worth. The philosophy is directed to people who have been raised in cultures that expects them to be part of the whole. The 'navel-gazing' quality of some Eastern philosophy is, she proposed, best as a balancing quality to a more family- and community-based overall society.

However, I have no clue what the business with the lacquerware is about, (uh, I like the export porcelains myself) and I'm not really sure what I'm arguing for or against here.

To sort of re-cap - the idea was mooted that as essentially non-theistic belief systems, the three great systems of ancient Asia (buddhism, taoism, and confucianism) were unlikely to be sources of ethical conduct.

248 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:07:24pm

re: #242 Cognito

I took a look. In 2 mins I got real names of several long time LGFers.

Scared the piss outta me. There are bad people out there.

249 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:07:35pm
250 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:07:37pm

re: #227 Dianna

I am very glad he or she did.

He did, as did both parents. No one else in the family did. They were sent to a less-harsh camp since they owned a nursery and though technically bourgeoise could become decent peasants.

Rata and his parents made it to the US from Viet Nam as boat people. They opened and operated a nursery, and he graduated from Texas A&M and works in the space program. A very pro-US family.

Rata and I at one point had almost the same job, so we had a lot to talk about, including the camps. Quite an education.

251 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:07:47pm

re: #240 Salamantis

I'm sorry if thought offends you. But I'm not going to stop thinking in order to ease your offence.

It's possible to think without being a preening, pontificating, pompous, pretentious prick.

252 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:07:50pm

re: #245 SanFranciscoZionist

Mongols are GREAT. I had a bunch of Mongolian kids in a class a while back. It's like John Wayne founded a country.

Yes, they are fun. They play kinda rough though.

253 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:07:58pm

re: #248 Racer X

I've share my real name with a very limited few. I like it that way.

254 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:09:05pm

re: #207 buzzsawmonkey

In the West, that is called "wanking."

No, in the west, that's called philosophy. But the two are indistinguishable to wankers (but not to philosophers).

255 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:09:07pm

re: #237 Cognito

Mmmm... actually I'd argue that Christ's version advanced Hillel's version. (It was Hillel, wasn't it? And probably innumerable earlier thinkers.)

The old version makes allowances for the priest and the Levite. Christ's version calls for the Samaritan.

Yes, Hillel's reponse to being asked to teach the Torah standing on one foot.

256 ted  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:09:37pm

138 said.

"Times are tough, I've mothballed my yacht too."


I know. Times are tough. I need some stimulus money. If ACORN can't help me, I'm going to list my house for sale. Anyone interested? Charles?

[Link: www.sothebysrealty.com...]

257 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:09:42pm

re: #244 Killgore Trout

Good one, I haven't heard that in ages. Looks like Adrian Bellew on guitar.

Better than weed.

Reminded me of something - does anyone here know what the term "hot knife" means? In the context of smoking hash?

258 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:10:05pm

re: #248 Racer X

I clicked the link as well.

Surprised me too.

I guess if you place a false name, and try for obscurity, it might be a little better.

259 Afrocity  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:10:07pm

I am signed up with my screen name Afrocity Brown

I did not use my real name.

260 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:10:19pm

thoughts re LGF's Facebook page:

I don't/wouldn't mind my identity being known to the respectable folk on LGF, but if I'm going to bite a troll's ass off (and considering the apparent nature of some of them) I'd rather stay "anonymous".

261 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:10:25pm

re: #247 Guanxi88

To sort of re-cap - the idea was mooted that as essentially non-theistic belief systems, the three great systems of ancient Asia (buddhism, taoism, and confucianism) were unlikely to be sources of ethical conduct.

Confucianism is all about ethical conduct, innit?

262 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:10:47pm

re: #232 Racer X

Hell no.

Hitchens just got beat up for poking fun at people on a street. Imagine what some of these bastards would do knowing your real name?

Well, if you don't have a job and you don't have a family and you have an unlisted phone number (in your local phone book and on Google and on the on line reverse search sites) and you don't provide a real photo, then you probably have nothing to worry about. Maybe.

Otherwise ...

263 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:11:01pm

re: #251 Alouette

It's possible to think without being a preening, pontificating, pompous, pretentious prick.

Ouch! Alliteration alert. That's gonna leave a mark.

264 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:11:02pm

re: #257 Racer X

Yep. Used to do it, but it's not really effective.

265 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:11:14pm

re: #253 ArmyWife

I've share my real name with a very limited few. I like it that way.

As do I. The world is getting too dangerous for honest folk.

266 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:11:16pm

re: #253 ArmyWife

I've share my real name with a very limited few. I like it that way.

just seems soo- i dont know--high school-ish to me

267 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:11:20pm

re: #261 SanFranciscoZionist

Confucianism is all about ethical conduct, innit?

Yeah, but, you know, it is easy, because of the huge pile of skulls that is the harvest of Red China's communist revolution, to realize they were once some deeply ethical and highly-refined people.

268 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:12:12pm
269 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:12:15pm

re: #263 Cato the Elder

Ouch! Alliteration alert. That's gonna leave a mark.

Alouette's been a-littering!

270 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:12:15pm

re: #205 Cato the Elder

The ability to learn to tell the parts of the brain apart and call them by their Latin names, and to successfully manipulate them so as, for instance, to excise a tumor, is on a par with being a very skilled electrician-cum-plumber. Why it should indicate any special brilliance beyond that is puzzling.

Maybe more like a carpenter. Start with a chalkline, then get out the power saw, the shop vac, a knife, some pliers, then a staplegun. Boom done. Whats for lunch?

271 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:12:23pm

re: #260 pre-Boomer Marine brat

thoughts re LGF's Facebook page:

I don't/wouldn't mind my identity being known to the respectable folk on LGF, but if I'm going to bite a troll's ass off (and considering the apparent nature of some of them) I'd rather stay "anonymous".

I know I'm not that hard to find. But I'm not going to make it any easier.

272 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:12:56pm

re: #263 Cato the Elder

Ouch! Alliteration alert. That's gonna leave a mark.

I should have said ponder instead of think.

273 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:12:57pm

re: #265 USBeast

As do I. The world is getting too dangerous for honest folk.

I personally know every person in the US who shares my last name

274 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:13:21pm

re: #267 Guanxi88

Yeah, but, you know, it is easy, because of the huge pile of skulls that is the harvest of Red China's communist revolution, to realize they were once some deeply ethical and highly-refined people.

It's a VERY long history.

275 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:13:27pm

BBL. I have to do some work. Holla if there's any flameouts worthy of ridicule.

276 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:13:27pm

re: #271 Dianna

I know I'm not that hard to find. But I'm not going to make it any easier.

Maybe I should sign up. I've been trying to find myself for years, now.

/

277 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:13:38pm

re: #260 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I don't/wouldn't mind my identity being known to the respectable folk on LGF, but if I'm going to bite a troll's ass off (and considering the apparent nature of some of them) I'd rather stay "anonymous".

Many of us have made disparaging remarks towards radical Islamists. They tend to get offended real easy.

278 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:13:40pm

OT - I waded over to HuffPo because I've had 2 glasses of wine and y'all know what that means. Anyhow, there is an article on female orgasms being rare and elusive. I believe herein lies the problem with liberals - liberal women are having sex with liberal men who quite obviously have no clue what they are doing. It's all making sense now, isn't it?

Back to whatever we were talking about...

279 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:13:51pm
280 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:13:58pm

re: #274 SanFranciscoZionist

It's a VERY long history.

About 3,000 years, if you believe archaeology, and a lot longer than that, if you don't!

281 jorline  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:13:59pm

re: #248 Racer X

I took a look. In 2 mins I got real names of several long time LGFers.

Scared the piss outta me. There are bad people out there.

Agree I was talking about this with my wife an hour ago.

Too many KOS kooks and fruitcakes out there.

282 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:14:15pm

re: #236 SanFranciscoZionist

I once read an article where someone suggested that Westerners who adopt Eastern religions become unbearable, because we are already obsessed with our self-worth. The philosophy is directed to people who have been raised in cultures that expects them to be part of the whole. The 'navel-gazing' quality of some Eastern philosophy is, she proposed, best as a balancing quality to a more family- and community-based overall society.

However, I have no clue what the business with the lacquerware is about, (uh, I like the export porcelains myself) and I'm not really sure what I'm arguing for or against here.

The activity of Wu-Hsin is designed to not allow the vicious circle of contradictory concepts to preoccupy one's mind and interfere with the actualization of one's projects in the world. Zen's world-view is biased towards the promotion of social cohesion.

283 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:14:38pm

re: #278 ArmyWife

Don't tell me - the article was written by a man?

284 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:14:39pm
285 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:14:45pm

re: #266 mikeymom

I have a facebook account, but I'd not want to use it for something like this.

286 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:14:56pm

re: #273 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I personally know every person in the US who shares my last name

Uh, good for you. How is that relevant?

287 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:00pm

re: #278 ArmyWife

OT - I waded over to HuffPo because I've had 2 glasses of wine and y'all know what that means. Anyhow, there is an article on female orgasms being rare and elusive. I believe herein lies the problem with liberals - liberal women are having sex with liberal men who quite obviously have no clue what they are doing. It's all making sense now, isn't it?

Back to whatever we were talking about...


OHH NOES! here we go-lol

288 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:02pm

re: #268 Iron Fist

They're also very much into Buddhism in Japan. Zen, as a matter of fact. They have been for hundreds of years, at least. Sure, there a good many of them that are also Shintoists, but Buddhism is, well, different in its take on god or gods or lack thereof. Some of the Japanese shools of Buddhism are quite different than, say, what is taught at the Shaolin temple in China.

Let alone what was taught in India a couple of thousand years ago.

And I wouldn't say, exactly, that any of the three are exactly non-theistic in their traditional Chinese forms, so completely tied in as they are to Chinese polytheistic tradition. I mean, Guan Yin is GUAN YIN.

289 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:03pm

re: #271 Dianna

I know I'm not that hard to find. But I'm not going to make it any easier.

You need not concern yourself about me.
Anymore, I look at the squirrels going up and down the trees around here.
If I ever see one carrying a violin case ... I'M RUNNING LIKE HELL!

290 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:04pm

re: #278 ArmyWife

OT - I waded over to HuffPo because I've had 2 glasses of wine and y'all know what that means. Anyhow, there is an article on female orgasms being rare and elusive. I believe herein lies the problem with liberals - liberal women are having sex with liberal men who quite obviously have no clue what they are doing. It's all making sense now, isn't it?

Back to whatever we were talking about...

Hey now, I got a card as a wedding gift with INSTRUCTIONS.

/in, out, repeat if necessary

291 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:18pm

re: #283 Dianna

yep! Ian Kerner: Viva La Vulva. Classy.

292 CynicalConservative  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:29pm

re: #273 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I personally know every person in the US who shares my last name

I'm in the same boat. Are you my brother?

293 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:31pm

Real names are best left for hobbies and interests. Even then.

294 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:35pm

re: #264 BigPapa

Yep. Used to do it, but it's not really effective.

Heh. Ok, cool. I was thinking about that watching the video.

Trippy days.

295 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:15:42pm

re: #286 USBeast

Perhaps the last name is so unusual, that it is contained to just one family.

296 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:16:02pm

re: #284 buzzsawmonkey

bye, Buzz!

297 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:16:31pm

re: #273 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I personally know every person in the US who shares my last name

Impressive. I, myself, have suggested that those of us in the English-speaking world who share my maiden name should unite with the Zhangs of China, and be maybe the fourth largest country in the world, instead of fifth.

298 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:16:41pm

re: #286 USBeast

Uh, good for you. How is that relevant?

Means I dont share any information where it could be used to ID me since they all become targets. Had some death threats directed at me and had an uncle and a cousin I hadn't seen in years get dragged into it since they tracked me by name.

299 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:16:46pm

re: #289 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I'm glad that you are learning proper caution!

300 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:16:50pm

re: #290 OldLineTexan

You made it to out?

301 Shug  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:16:53pm

re: #285 ArmyWife

I have a facebook account, but I'd not want to use it for something like this.

me too.

302 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:16:54pm
303 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:12pm

re: #292 CynicalConservative

I'm in the same boat. Are you my brother?

Nope, my brother is a liberal twit

304 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:14pm

Charles is out a dollar for the night.
/and God only knows HOW much to the dentist!

305 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:19pm

re: #290 OldLineTexan

hmmm. Well...that may work for you, but your female partner will be left wanting if that's all you're doing.

Good gravy, how did I get here?

306 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:31pm

No meltdowns yet.

307 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:35pm

re: #288 SanFranciscoZionist

And I wouldn't say, exactly, that any of the three are exactly non-theistic in their traditional Chinese forms, so completely tied in as they are to Chinese polytheistic tradition. I mean, Guan Yin is GUAN YIN.

and tie guan yen is delicious when brewed properly

308 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:42pm

re: #288 SanFranciscoZionist

And I wouldn't say, exactly, that any of the three are exactly non-theistic in their traditional Chinese forms, so completely tied in as they are to Chinese polytheistic tradition. I mean, Guan Yin is GUAN YIN.

Gotta love that about the Chinese, huh?

The Hindus say "Oh, he/she was the avatar of so & so (insert Hindu divinity here)"
The Buddhists say "Oh, Guan Yin, she was the such & such incarnation/aspect of the Buddha"
The Chinese say, "Oh, the Buddha! He was/is/will be this one, and this one, and this one. Thanks for the additional insight on our gods!"

309 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:47pm

re: #279 buzzsawmonkey

The parable skips the ordinary person, and goes to the Samaritans, who were/are considered heretics for their variant version of the Torah and their literalist way of following it. Referring to a "good Samaritan" in Jesus' time would have been equivalent to referring to a "chaste whore."

Interesting. Was the Samaritan Torah from a pre-exile sect that stayed behind until the rest came back. How did the books diverge?

310 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:54pm

And while we're waiting for a meltdown ... I'm always wondering how many of them could have been avoided by just following the IF Rule.

311 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:17:59pm

re: #299 Dianna

I'm glad that you are learning proper caution!

*diving under the desk*

312 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:18:06pm

re: #291 ArmyWife

I knew it!

Just because he's not paying attention and doing his job right, he thinks female orgasms are rare.

It's a male problem.

313 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:18:30pm

re: #307 OldLineTexan

and tie guan yen is delicious when brewed properly

So, it always come back to tea, doesn't it?

314 VioletTiger  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:18:31pm

re: #278 ArmyWife

LOL!
They have no sense of humor, either!

315 CynicalConservative  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:18:33pm

re: #303 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nope, my brother is a liberal twit

That would definitely not be me!

316 Dar ul Harb  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:18:49pm

re: #245 SanFranciscoZionist

Mongols are GREAT. I had a bunch of Mongolian kids in a class a while back. It's like John Wayne founded a country.

Really.

317 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:12pm

re: #237 Cognito

Mmmm... actually I'd argue that Christ's version advanced Hillel's version. (It was Hillel, wasn't it? And probably innumerable earlier thinkers.)

The old version makes allowances for the priest and the Levite. Christ's version calls for the Samaritan.

I see none of those figures in either the Hammurabic version (don't do unto others what you wouldn't want them to do unto you) or in the Christian version (do unto others what you would have them do unto you). The second is taking the negative, prohibition form of the first (don't do) and transposing it into a positive exhortation (DO do). I do notice, however, that they can be taken as complementary, and it would be best to abide by them both.

318 albusteve  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:13pm

re: #310 Lynn B.

And while we're waiting for a meltdown ... I'm always wondering how many of them could have been avoided by just following the IF Rule.

waiting for a meltdown?...from where, who?...what's the topic?

319 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:25pm

re: #300 formercorpsman

You made it to out?

Depends.

Do you know my wife? Because I hate to waste a perfectly good lie.

/

320 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:28pm

re: #312 Dianna

I knew it!

Just because he's not paying attention and doing his job right, he thinks female orgasms are rare.

It's a male problem.

I thought as long as you kept it to at least a 4 to 1 ratio, the guy was doing his job right

321 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:38pm

re: #278 ArmyWife

OT - I waded over to HuffPo because I've had 2 glasses of wine and y'all know what that means. Anyhow, there is an article on female orgasms being rare and elusive. I believe herein lies the problem with liberals - liberal women are having sex with liberal men who quite obviously have no clue what they are doing. It's all making sense now, isn't it?

Back to whatever we were talking about...

I have a female friend that can have a orgasm from a foot massage, but she's a conservative. :) Years ago, I knew of one that swore she had them when she sneezed.

322 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:41pm

re: #278 ArmyWife

OT - I waded over to HuffPo because I've had 2 glasses of wine and y'all know what that means. Anyhow, there is an article on female orgasms being rare and elusive. I believe herein lies the problem with liberals - liberal women are having sex with liberal men who quite obviously have no clue what they are doing. It's all making sense now, isn't it?

Back to whatever we were talking about...

Most of the liberal guys I know are narcissistic assholes. They don't know that they are supposed to satisfy their partner. It's all about them 24/7.

323 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:52pm

re: #302 Iron Fist

No one individual can defend against a properly skilled and prepared opponent with a rifle and scope.

You are quite right.

324 transient  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:55pm

re: #205 Cato the Elder

I'm always amused by the idea that the ability to perform brain surgery equates to intelligence. As if to be a kidney surgeon you had to have an enormous bladder.

The ability to learn to tell the parts of the brain apart and call them by their Latin names, and to successfully manipulate them so as, for instance, to excise a tumor, is on a par with being a very skilled electrician-cum-plumber. Why it should indicate any special brilliance beyond that is puzzling.

This is bizarre analogy and betrays an ignorance of what is required to perform neurosurgery. The brain is not an organ like the kidney. If someone lopped off half your kidney --or even took one of the two you were born with-- you wouldn't notice (functionally speaking).

Excising a tumor from the brain, without causing damage that will create a significant deficit (stroke, paralysis, death), is extremely delicate work. You cannot just retract bits out of the way as easily as you can in the abdomen because you may damage them. Neurosurgery does not correlate, strictly speaking, to IQ (Stanford-Binet were not trying to recruit neurosurgeons), but it takes more training than any other medical specialty, a high degree of attention to detail, and steely nerves. Oh-- and yes, above average intelligence. Neurosurgery residencies do not scrape the bottom of the medical school pool looking for recruits.

325 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:19:59pm

re: #312 Dianna

So sad. Female liberal lurkers! Please, find yourself a conservative, testosterone laden man quickly! Just trust me on this one!

326 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:20:02pm

re: #305 ArmyWife

hmmm. Well...that may work for you, but your female partner will be left wanting if that's all you're doing.

Good gravy, how did I get here?

These are the jokes, m'dear.

/another glass of wine?

327 jaunte  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:20:13pm

re: #291 ArmyWife

yep! Ian Kerner: Viva La Vulva. Classy.

His problem manifests itself in the very first sentence of the article.

328 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:20:20pm

re: #290 OldLineTexan

Hey now, I got a card as a wedding gift with INSTRUCTIONS.

/in, out, repeat if necessary

if necessary?
if necessary!?!

LOL!

329 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:20:40pm

re: #305 ArmyWife

hmmm. Well...that may work for you, but your female partner will be left wanting if that's all you're doing.

Good gravy, how did I get here?

HuffPo.

It happens all the time.

330 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:20:41pm

re: #38 Cognito

Nah. I think Pascal would have said -- and I would say -- that without an afterlife spent in the presence of God, our my 'entire existence' is baseless either way.

Fixed

331 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:20:44pm

No meltdowns.
DAMN!
I want to hear the pooka hound baying out on the dreary frozen moor.

332 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:20:46pm

re: #313 Guanxi88

So, it always come back to tea, doesn't it?

It's a whole circle of life thing for me.

333 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:20:56pm

People are free to subscribe to whatever religious dogma strikes their fancy, but if they want it to be science too, they have to pony up the empirical data to support such a request. That is all.

334 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:21:05pm

re: #239 Dianna

Yes, but Zen is pretty much based in Japan.

So?

Yes it is. But the majority religion there was Shinto. Jainism is based in India, but the majority religion is Hindu.

335 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:21:15pm

re: #320 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I thought as long as you kept it to at least a 4 to 1 ratio, the guy was doing his job right

If it's six for me and 1 for him, it's an average night.

But I'm lucky that way.

336 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:21:32pm

re: #328 Racer X

if necessary?
if necessary!?!

LOL!

Thus spake the card.

/

337 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:21:59pm

re: #309 Mich-again

Interesting. Was the Samaritan Torah from a pre-exile sect that stayed behind until the rest came back. How did the books diverge?

When Sanneherib conquered the 10 Tribes, he exiled most of them, and brought in the Cutheans (Samaritans) in their place. The Cutheans adopted the books of the Torah that were sacred to the exiled Israelites, which were the Pentateuch, Joshua and Judges.

338 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:22:04pm

re: #308 Guanxi88

Gotta love that about the Chinese, huh?

The Hindus say "Oh, he/she was the avatar of so & so (insert Hindu divinity here)"
The Buddhists say "Oh, Guan Yin, she was the such & such incarnation/aspect of the Buddha"
The Chinese say, "Oh, the Buddha! He was/is/will be this one, and this one, and this one. Thanks for the additional insight on our gods!"

There is nothing that cannot be made Chinese. All that's needed is for the Chinese to like the looks of it.

339 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:22:11pm

Ian Kerner has written several books...

340 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:22:16pm

re: #332 OldLineTexan

It's a whole circle of life thing for me.

Hey, this'll make you mad and/or envious. Just got in some very nice tea sets carved out of jade. Full set up for the gong fu tea. Nice, and not that crap made for the tourist trade, either.

341 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:22:31pm
342 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:22:36pm

re: #323 Dianna

No one individual can defend against a properly skilled and prepared opponent with a rifle and scope.

You are quite right.

Clint Eastwood did in The Gauntlet. There was like 500 of them.

343 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:22:49pm

re: #328 Racer X

if necessary?
if necessary!?!

LOL!

To quote Flight of the Conchords:

She looks up at me and says "Is that it?"
I know what she's trying to say, "Oh yeah Baby, thats it."

344 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:23:24pm

re: #338 SanFranciscoZionist

There is nothing that cannot be made Chinese. All that's needed is for the Chinese to like the looks of it.

A most remarkable people. Adaptable in unusual ways - they don't assimilate to the new, they assimilate the new to them.

345 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:23:37pm

re: #335 Dianna

If it's six for me and 1 for him, it's an average night.

But I'm lucky that way.

I'm just taking the average between peak and off nights for a median ratio

346 USBeast  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:23:52pm

re: #303 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nope, my brother is a liberal twit

Holy Moley, MY brother is a liberal twit! Do you have any Polish relatives?

347 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:23:56pm

re: #272 Alouette

I should have said ponder instead of think.

Ah, well. It's hard to ponder long when hurling pointless aspersions. Don't strain yourself.

348 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:24:24pm

No meltdowns.
The Lizardettes are running a female orgasm thread.
Whotta night!

349 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:24:34pm

re: #279 buzzsawmonkey

Not in the least. The negative Golden Rule prevents someone from officiously interfering with someone else; the so-called "positive," no. It is not dissimilar from our current President's consternation that the Constitution imposes limitations on government (e.g., "that which is hateful to you, do not do to someone else"), instead of permitting the interference in people's lives that he craves ("do unto others...")

The Golden Rule has nothing to do with "allowances for priest and Levite." I have no idea what you are referring to here. If you are referencing the parable of the Good Samaritan, that refers to a number of things: first, that the priest (Kohen) and the Levite are the first two called to the Torah when it is read, after which the ordinary people ("Yisroel") are called up. The parable skips the ordinary person, and goes to the Samaritans, who were/are considered heretics for their variant version of the Torah and their literalist way of following it. Referring to a "good Samaritan" in Jesus' time would have been equivalent to referring to a "chaste whore." The priest and the Levite may well have avoided the stricken traveler in the tale for fear of ritual contamination which would have prevented them from performing their respective duties, which suggests that the parable at the time it was told was intended not only to suggest, "if this despised person [the Samaritan] can behave well, how much more so should you," but to denigrate the priests and the Levites because the Pharisaic rabbis, such as Jesus, were in a power struggle with the priests and Levites over acceptance of the Oral Law in addition to the Written Law. But, again, that has nothing to do with the Golden Rule one way or the other.

Oh, I daresay it has everything to do with the Golden Rule.

Of course the context is meaningful. The context, I would say, is at the center of the parable: The priest and the Levite were 'going down' from Jerusalem to Jericho, likely having just finished their duties. Feelin' pretty religious. And yet here Jesus is condemning their very misunderstanding of religious law; what is more in line with God's will: To remain, absurdly, ritually clean? Or to help and injured man?

Of course he skipped to the Samaritan. That's the punchline. There was a storytelling convention of the day that featured a priest/Levite/average dude framework, and Jesus' listeners would have been nodding and chuckling as he worked his way through the first two thirds. Imagine the effect of the Samaritan.

As for the 'chaste whore': I'll put the same question to you that Jesus put to his questioner, following the parable: Which of the three do you think was a good neighbor?

350 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:24:39pm

re: #319 OldLineTexan

How big was that fish you caught?

351 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:10pm

re: #342 Mich-again

I never saw that movie.

352 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:15pm

re: #3 jones

In the Soviet Union, pure science was one of the few refuges from politics.

Creationism and Global Warming are the same coin- politics injected into science.

Did you ever hear of Lysenko?

As to creationism and global warming, if you don't recognize the difference between a pure faith based position and one that is a disagreement on the implications of factual evidence, then you don't even know why you have a problem with creationism, except perhaps to kiss ass here.

353 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:16pm

re: #346 USBeast

Holy Moley, MY brother is a liberal twit! Do you have any Polish relatives?

Italians. Mom's side of the family is Germans who moved to Texas back in the 1880s.

354 Shug  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:17pm

Q: How do you make a woman have an orgasm?

A: Who gives a f_ _ k ?

--Andrew Dice Clay

355 J.D.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:18pm

re: #324 transient

You got that right.

356 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:20pm

re: #337 Alouette

When Sanneherib conquered the 10 Tribes, he exiled most of them, and brought in the Cutheans (Samaritans) in their place. The Cutheans adopted the books of the Torah that were sacred to the exiled Israelites, which were the Pentateuch, Joshua and Judges.

Did the Samaritans have the run of the place or did they all settle in one area.

357 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:25pm

Holy Crap!

I just heard - Lakers supposedly traded Lamar Odom, Andrew Bynum, and Chris Mim for Amare Stoudemire from Phoenix.

Whoa.
Dude.

358 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:32pm
359 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:45pm

re: #340 Guanxi88

Hey, this'll make you mad and/or envious. Just got in some very nice tea sets carved out of jade. Full set up for the gong fu tea. Nice, and not that crap made for the tourist trade, either.

Nice, very nice! I am holding steady with my three little yixing pots and one of those nifty brew-cups that strains through the bottom into your mug. There are nights when I just can't gong fu and clean up, too.

360 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:25:57pm

re: #321 avanti

Come on now, is this true?

Moreover, how do you know this? //

361 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:26:12pm

re: #318 albusteve

waiting for a meltdown?...from where, who?...what's the topic?

See Charles ## 54 and 223.

They're late. Probably just out of spite.

/

362 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:26:32pm

re: #309 Mich-again

Interesting. Was the Samaritan Torah from a pre-exile sect that stayed behind until the rest came back. How did the books diverge?

Each group -- if I remember correctly -- saw the other as the straying cousin.

Plus Samaritans were nastily involved with Babylonians, Assyrians and so forth. So they were regarded to some degree as half-breeds.

363 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:26:32pm

re: #357 Racer X

Holy Crap!

I just heard - Lakers supposedly traded Lamar Odom, Andrew Bynum, and Chris Mim for Amare Stoudemire from Phoenix.

Whoa.
Dude.

Kobe needs a big man to win a Title.

364 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:26:43pm

re: #251 Alouette

It's possible to think without being a preening, pontificating, pompous, pretentious prick.

But apparently it is impossible to employ a robust and expressive vocabulary, in the service of considered thought, unless one is being alliteratively insulting, without being such a thing, as far as you are concerned. Which tells me something about you, and what it tells me is far from complimentary. Kinda like some black kids dissing others for getting good grades in school. As if ignorance was some badge of kewlness, in which to take pride, and some platform from which to look down on those who didn't share it.

365 esch  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:26:55pm

re: #348 pre-Boomer Marine brat

No meltdowns.
The Lizardettes are running a female orgasm thread.
Whotta night!

This should be interesting.

I got my popcorn.

366 Bloodnok  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:27:06pm

re: #325 ArmyWife

So sad. Female liberal lurkers! Please, find yourself a conservative, testosterone laden man quickly! Just trust me on this one!

And with that Bloodnok reenters the thread, fresh off his conference call.

367 Shug  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:27:07pm

re: #363 Mich-again

Kobe needs a big man to win a Title.

Yeah, Kareem

368 albusteve  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:27:25pm

re: #361 Lynn B.

See Charles ## 54 and 223.

They're late. Probably just out of spite.

/

gosh I don't know what to think...who cares?

369 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:27:28pm

re: #359 OldLineTexan

Nice, very nice! I am holding steady with my three little yixing pots and one of those nifty brew-cups that strains through the bottom into your mug. There are nights when I just can't gong fu and clean up, too.

I'll probably never make a drop of tea in them, truth to tell. Now, these mu yu pots (carved out of what they call "woody jade") make really tasty tea. Leave a little water in one, and it sort of leaches out minerals, for a very pleasant taste, indeed.

370 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:27:42pm

re: #330 Naso Tang

Fixed

How so?

371 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:27:43pm

re: #350 formercorpsman

How big was that fish you caught?

Heh. Fishing lies are another thing altogether. ;)

372 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:27:59pm

re: #363 Mich-again

Kobe needs a big man to win a Title.

Not sure if I like that trade.

Big Laker fan.

373 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:28:22pm

re: #365 esch

This should be interesting.

I got my popcorn.

Ya think maybe one of the lady Lizards will have an orgiastic meltdown?
Ya THINK?!
HUH?!

374 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:28:31pm

Excuse me - I'm going to take the recycling down so I can open a bottle of wine.

Patience!

375 jorline  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:28:42pm

re: #348 pre-Boomer Marine brat

No meltdowns.
The Lizardettes are running a female orgasm thread.
Whotta night!

Clueless here...can you hum a few bars for me pBMb?

376 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:29:05pm

re: #360 formercorpsman

Come on now, is this true?

Moreover, how do you know this? //

Can't say about the sneezing gal, but Googled the foot massage thing and it's not that rare apparently. `

377 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:29:39pm

re: #324 transient

Whatever.

Skill in one field, however tricky, does not imply that one is somehow better qualified than your average elevator operator to opine about things outside your specialty. Which is what I was remarking on vis-à-vis Michael Egnor.

378 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:29:45pm

re: #375 jorline

Clueless here...can you hum a few bars for me pBMb?

LOL!
Ask one of the Lizardettes!

379 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:29:59pm

Hey ho -
what are we chattering about this eve?

380 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:30:00pm

re: #356 Mich-again

Did the Samaritans have the run of the place or did they all settle in one area.

I believe -- again going off memory -- that they were generally centered in the area now called the West Bank.

Go figure.

381 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:30:11pm

re: #372 Racer X

Not sure if I like that trade.

Big Laker fan.

I'm thinking that rumor is not true. I do not see it anywhere on line.

382 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:30:21pm

re: #369 Guanxi88

I'll probably never make a drop of tea in them, truth to tell. Now, these mu yu pots (carved out of what they call "woody jade") make really tasty tea. Leave a little water in one, and it sort of leaches out minerals, for a very pleasant taste, indeed.

Very nice. Expensive? Can you share your source? I don't see myself making it back to China soon.

383 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:30:33pm

re: #379 Killer Tomato

I've just dragged us all into the gutter. It was not intentional. But there it is!

384 Bloodnok  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:30:43pm

re: #357 Racer X

Holy Crap!

I just heard - Lakers supposedly traded Lamar Odom, Andrew Bynum, and Chris Mim for Amare Stoudemire from Phoenix.

Whoa.
Dude.

If I was a fan I'd be salivating over that name too. They gave up a lot, though and Amare stunk this year in Phx. If it works, though, I'd say the Celtics or Cavs need to watch out.

385 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:30:51pm

re: #379 Killer Tomato

Hey ho -
what are we chattering about this eve?

Female orgasm, and whether Eastern philosophies lead to ethical behavior.

386 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:30:57pm

re: #370 Cognito

How so?

Speak for yourself bud.

387 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:31:00pm

re: #321 avanti

Years ago, I knew of one that swore she had them when she sneezed.

I knew a girl like that. I asked if she was taking anything for it, she said black pepper

/

388 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:31:05pm

re: #358 Iron Fist

That's a good point. There is also the corrolary "If you think you are too pissed to post, then you are to pissed to post". I don't recall off the top of my head who coined that one. Geepers, maybe. It has been a very long time.

More sage advice. If no one else claims it, then it should become the IF corollary to the IF Rule.

/after 21 minutes, if no one contests, I say it's official.

389 Shug  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:31:27pm

re: #383 ArmyWife

I've just dragged us all into the gutter. It was not intentional. But there it is!

The Words : Lizards Gutter and Dragged do not go together

390 pink freud  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:31:38pm

re: #383 ArmyWife

I've just dragged us all into the gutter. It was not intentional. But there it is!

But ...but ...I thought this was an orgasm thread? ;-)

391 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:31:40pm

re: #321 avanti

IYears ago, I knew of one that swore she had them when she sneezed.

I think I knew her, as well.

Kept a pinch of pepper in her pocket?

;)

392 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:31:46pm

re: #382 OldLineTexan

Very nice. Expensive? Can you share your source? I don't see myself making it back to China soon.

I deal in jade, so got my hands on a sample. The supplier's in Liaoning, deals only wholesale. I moved a load of these for a client and was clever enough to snag one for my trouble.

They're out there, but the prices are way too high.

393 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:31:55pm

re: #373 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Are you ok?

394 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:31:55pm

re: #383 ArmyWife

I've just dragged us all into the gutter. It was not intentional. But there it is!

[resisting the temptation to reply!]

395 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:32:07pm

re: #385 SanFranciscoZionist

allrighty then...
we are an interesting bunch, aren't we?

396 pink freud  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:32:14pm

re: #387 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

LOL!

397 unclassifiable  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:32:31pm

Howdy folks.

Race-baiters, Nazis, and creationist.

Another night at the site most likely to piss morons off.

Feels like home to me.

398 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:32:31pm

re: #392 Guanxi88

I deal in jade, so got my hands on a sample. The supplier's in Liaoning, deals only wholesale. I moved a load of these for a client and was clever enough to snag one for my trouble.

They're out there, but the prices are way too high.

Ah. Well, never hurts to ask, I suppose. ;)

399 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:32:56pm

re: #268 Iron Fist

They're also very much into Buddhism in Japan. Zen, as a matter of fact. They have been for hundreds of years, at least. Sure, there a good many of them that are also Shintoists, but Buddhism is, well, different in its take on god or gods or lack thereof. Some of the Japanese shools of Buddhism are quite different than, say, what is taught at the Shaolin temple in China.

Let alone what was taught in India a couple of thousand years ago.

The different schools of Buddhism are Vajrayana (thunderbolt vehicle), which is found mainly in Tibet (it's the Dalai Lama's brand) and is Taoistically influenced, Mahayana (Greater Vehicle), which is found in China and Japan (Zen is an offshoot of that - Chinese Zen is known as Chan), and Theravadan Buddhism (also known as Hiniyana, or Lesser Vehicle, although to call it that to a Theravadan's face is a religious insult), which predominates in Southeast Asia.

400 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:33:01pm

re: #395 Killer Tomato

allrighty then...
we are an interesting bunch, aren't we?

Oh, quite.

401 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:33:13pm

re: #385 SanFranciscoZionist

Female orgasm, and whether Eastern philosophies lead to ethical behavior.

LMAO!
*rimshot*

402 Bloodnok  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:33:15pm

I'm just waiting for Charles to open registration so that the female liberal lurkers can take ArmyWife's advice.

403 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:33:16pm

I don't believe in female orgasms, just like I don't believe in gravity.

404 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:33:28pm

re: #356 Mich-again

Did the Samaritans have the run of the place or did they all settle in one area.

When Sanneherib conquered nations, he would uproot the populations, and resettle them in different locations, so there would not be any single large opposition.

405 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:33:51pm

re: #376 avanti

Can't say about the sneezing gal, but Googled the foot massage thing and it's not that rare apparently. `

Feet are amazingly sensitive. Even if it doesn't lead to orgasm, it can lead to pleasant relaxation, which can lead to other things.

BTW: Two ounces of strawberries, a table spoon of olive oil and a teaspoon of sea salt make a lovely, soothing, exfoliating foot treatment.

406 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:33:53pm

re: #351 Dianna

I never saw that movie.

It was kind of like this. Well, maybe not so much..

407 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:34:07pm

re: #398 OldLineTexan

Ah. Well, never hurts to ask, I suppose. ;)

It's absolutely whacky how something that costs say, $3.00 in Shanghai, and costs about $5.00 to ship here, somehow ends up costing $20.00 when it hits a re-seller's shelf. Blows my mind, but I guess they earn it. I stick to importing and wholesaling; I couldn't retail ice water in Hell.

408 unclassifiable  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:34:26pm

re: #399 Salamantis

Good to know.

Thank you.

I feel enlightened already.

409 jorline  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:34:52pm

re: #360 formercorpsman

Come on now, is this true?

Moreover, how do you know this? //

I not touching #321...tempted, but...

410 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:34:56pm

re: #386 Naso Tang

Speak for yourself bud.

I was. But if we only ever speak of religions as one-off constructions, we'll never finish the conversation.

At some point the plural is just darned useful.

411 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:35:02pm

re: #376 avanti

I don't doubt you. I was thinking this might trace back to some adventurous debarkation.

412 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:35:02pm

re: #349 Cognito

You're way out of your depth here dude.

/but pretty safe to post this crap after Buzz has retired for the night.

413 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:35:27pm

re: #390 pink freud

Since we are here together, WTH is this?

I've often wondered if my wife actually orgasms (I mean, she makes all the right noises, etc)...
But, after sex, she clings to me almost teary-eyed (well, I do too) and we share a 'glow' for days sometimes and she wants more and more alone time with me. We catch each others' eyes often throughout the day and kiss and touch each other passionately when no one is in the room and our romantic life (despite being together for 6 years and having 2 kids) keeps getting better and better.
Does this mean I'm actually getting it right?
Yay!

HE is teary eyed? for days? MAN UP!

414 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:35:37pm

re: #407 Guanxi88

It's absolutely whacky how something that costs say, $3.00 in Shanghai, and costs about $5.00 to ship here, somehow ends up costing $20.00 when it hits a re-seller's shelf. Blows my mind, but I guess they earn it. I stick to importing and wholesaling; I couldn't retail ice water in Hell.

Oh, I have seen it. I worked in a sporting goods store. We sold wicks for your kerosene lamp. Only 25 cents each. They cost 25 cents a dozen to put on the shelf.

415 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:36:45pm

re: #414 OldLineTexan

Oh, I have seen it. I worked in a sporting goods store. We sold wicks for your kerosene lamp. Only 25 cents each. They cost 25 cents a dozen to put on the shelf.

Again, I don't doubt that the retailer is entitled to the price every bit as much as I am for importing it and the factory is for making it. Still, it's just amazing to me.

416 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:36:52pm

re: #380 Cognito

I believe -- again going off memory -- that they were generally centered in the area now called the West Bank.

Go figure.

Yeah ... maybe in that area called ... Samaria. I'm just guessing...

417 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:37:06pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

Gag me with a tractor.

418 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:37:06pm

re: #416 Lynn B.

Yeah ... maybe in that area called ... Samaria. I'm just guessing...

Snarky!

419 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:37:09pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

Eeesh. I need a drink now. What's that part about "when no one is in the room." This guy needs to be alone with someone just to even kiss?

421 transient  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:38:21pm

re: #377 Cato the Elder

Whatever.

Skill in one field, however tricky, does not imply that one is somehow better qualified than your average elevator operator to opine about things outside your specialty. Which is what I was remarking on vis-à-vis Michael Egnor.

Not "whatever." I understand and agree with the statement that "skill in one field does not imply that one is better qualified to opine about things outside your specialty," but that is emphatically not what you said in your post #205. You quite specifically implied that neurosurgeons don't have to be all that smart, which is simply not true. I've known/worked with several. They can be arrogant, obnoxious, and (understandably) demanding, but they are not stupid.

One should never dismiss creationists (likewise with Nazi-sympathizers) as being ignorant/ stupid. The truly frightening thing is that many of these people are highly intelligent.

422 Kragar  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:38:25pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

Since we are here together, WTH is this?


HE is teary eyed? for days? MAN UP!

I'd suggest he lay in a supply of batteries and give her some extra alone time

423 Racer X  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:38:31pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

Dudette is trapped in a man's body.

424 Dustyvet  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:38:35pm

re: #414 OldLineTexan

Oh, I have seen it. I worked in a sporting goods store. We sold wicks for your kerosene lamp. Only 25 cents each. They cost 25 cents a dozen to put on the shelf.

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

425 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:39:20pm
426 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:13pm

re: #324 transient

Or, to put it more succinctly: You really don't do humor, do you?

427 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:16pm

re: #412 Lynn B.

You're way out of your depth here dude.

/but pretty safe to post this crap after Buzz has retired for the night.

I'm not out of my depth. (Although if you care to point out an error, I'll be happy to reverse myself.)

And I started writing that well before Buzz signed off. More to the point: I'm not exactly known to retreat from a discussion, here, so I'll shrug off your slight about "this crap."

Don't be a picador. Join in for real.

428 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:21pm

I'm very disappointed in our creationist trolls. Come on, guys, get in the game!

I'm down a dollar already.

429 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:27pm

re: #341 Iron Fist

Where did you study zen? Because that isn't zen. Confucianism maybe, but not zen. The goal of zen, as much as zen can be said to have a "goal", is action without thought therefore action without karma. Karma is brought about by thoughtful action, therefore one works toward a "mind like water" or "mind of no-mind". I asked a Daoist friend of mine what color I should focus on thinking about when doing my meditations (the meditations were a zen standing set), and he said "Think transparent".

You mean you didn't identify Wu Hsin as the zen Doctrine of No Mind? I mentioned it in the post you excerpted.

Here is an article I wrote comparing Zen Buddhism and existential phenomenology, and from which I excerpted the post:

[Link: blogs.myspace.com...]

430 esch  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:28pm
431 catttt  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:30pm

Catty remark coming up:

Why do these guys who insist that evolution is "an atheist plot" always seem to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy?

432 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:32pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

Since we are here together, WTH is this?

HE is teary eyed? for days? MAN UP!

Hey, at least he's actually wondering how she feels!

433 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:47pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

OK - I read that over 5 times. All I want to know is, who the hell married him?

434 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:57pm

re: #425 Iron Fist

Samaritans would have been in Samaria which is in the Kingdom of Israel which, oddly enough, is roughly where the modern State of Israel is. The Kingdom of Judah (Judea) is more towards the south, roughly where the West Bank is.

I am always somewhat amused (graveyard humor :-) at the Palestinians claiming that the West Bank should be theirs because of their "ancient" ties to the land. It is the Judenrein Judea that is funny. Or it would be if it wasn't so sad.

If they claim they are the ancient Philistines, the Philistines resided in Gaza.

435 Shug  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:40:59pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

Since we are here together, WTH is this?


HE is teary eyed? for days? MAN UP!


maybe she smells like an onion?

436 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:41:01pm

re: #420 nom de boom

OT: Gateway pundit has an interesting blurb about Putin's recent warning of rising socialism/protectionism in America

You know things are out of control when Communist China is lecturing democrats on protectionism and now the former head of the KGB is lecturing US democrats against socialism.

Bingo.

437 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:41:11pm

re: #341 Iron Fist

Where did you study zen? Because that isn't zen. Confucianism maybe, but not zen. The goal of zen, as much as zen can be said to have a "goal", is action without thought therefore action without karma. Karma is brought about by thoughtful action, therefore one works toward a "mind like water" or "mind of no-mind". I asked a Daoist friend of mine what color I should focus on thinking about when doing my meditations (the meditations were a zen standing set), and he said "Think transparent".

Or the color of water...?

438 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:41:57pm

re: #419 Gus 802

Eeesh. I need a drink now. What's that part about "when no one is in the room." This guy needs to be alone with someone just to even kiss?

I don't do public displays of affection. Not even in front of our best friends, who frequently play tonsil-hockey.

I'm cool with that part.

Not the "teary-eyed" bit, though.

439 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:41:57pm

re: #421 transient

Irony is lost on you, apparently. Go belabor some other point.

440 albusteve  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:42:02pm

re: #428 Charles

I'm very disappointed in our creationist trolls. Come on, guys, get in the game!

I'm down a dollar already.

fatigue...they have spent all their points...heh

441 traderjoe9  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:42:18pm

OT:

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Some gadgets look like they came straight out of a James Bond movie. One is a softball-sized camera that can be thrown into a suspect house and transmit images to soldiers outside. Another is a special door-buster that is connected to an M-16 and can blow open booby-trapped portals.

On Tuesday, the IDF Ground Forces Command put these weapon systems and others - most of them used during last month's Operation Cast Lead in the Gaza Strip - on display in a military base in the South.

Called the Eyeball, the spherical camera was developed by the Tel Aviv-based company ODF Optronics.

An advanced, audio-visual surveillance sensor, the Eyeball was used by IDF troops during the Gaza offensive to survey homes and suspicious areas before entering them.

Each unit is only slightly larger than a baseball and can be simply thrown into the area that needs to be checked out. It can also be mounted on a pole or lowered on a cable into a tunnel.

That's badass.

442 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:42:20pm

T' heck with waiting for a troll to grace us with his/her death wish.

Lock-and-load "The Key", William Holden, Trevor Howard, Sophia Loren in her first non-Italian film.

Good night, all!

443 Basho  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:42:24pm

Silly Creationists:
[Link: www.underculture.co.za...]

My favourite of outright lies, though, have got to be the ones dealing with the all the consequences of believing in evolution which, he claimed are “abortions, family breakups, pornography, homosexuality, lawlessness and racism.” I don’t have a font sarcastic enough to express my shock and outrage over this, so I’ll leave it all for you to look at, read and re-read.

And that was that, apart from the the standard stuff about Jesus and faith (which is only fair, since we were in a mallchurch) which got me thinking: how small, how fragile and how weak must your faith be to have to lie and deceive yourself about what you are seeing with your own two eyes? How small, how fragile and how weak must your faith be that you have to invent vast, elaborate fantasy stories just to be able to coexist with a few dinosaur bones?

444 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:42:38pm

OT, but I got email that my LGF Cookbook shipped.
Now, if I can find a source of kosher troll, I can make the recipe on the cover.
/I know trolls aren't kosher.

445 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:42:44pm

re: #435 Shug

Possibly. Perhaps now is a good time to request liberal lurking females to please shower and shave before following my advice to grab a conservative guy.

446 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:42:46pm
Feet are amazingly sensitive. Even if it doesn't lead to orgasm, it can lead to pleasant relaxation, which can lead to other things.

BTW: Two ounces of strawberries, a table spoon of olive oil and a teaspoon of sea salt make a lovely, soothing, exfoliating foot treatment.


That's sounds better then the water based massage oil, just use it on the hands and feet though. Any oil based stuff is bad in other areas.

447 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:43:10pm

re: #436 NJDhockeyfan

You know things are out of control when Communist China is lecturing democrats on protectionism and now the former head of the KGB is lecturing US democrats against socialism.

Outflank the enemy I say!

448 pink freud  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:43:31pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

Since we are here together, WTH is this?

HE is teary eyed? for days? MAN UP!

Well, AW, this is a man who relies on *noises* to know. I dunno, he sounds pathetic to me, but that's not my type, so what do I know?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe the reason she wants more alone time with him is so he has ample opportunity to get it right/learn.

Also ...why does he wonder? He should know.

449 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:43:31pm

re: #444 Kosh's Shadow

OT, but I got email that my LGF Cookbook shipped.
Now, if I can find a source of kosher troll, I can make the recipe on the cover.
/I know trolls aren't kosher.

There's a difference of opinion; I think as long as they're killed the right way, they're probably OK.

450 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:43:33pm

re: #438 Dianna

Roger.

I'm part Italian and Spanish so it's in the genes. The PDA genes.

451 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:43:51pm

re: #431 cattt

Catty remark coming up:

Why do these guys who insist that evolution is "an atheist plot" always seem to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy?

Because they have to occupy their lonely evenings somehow?

452 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:43:57pm

foot rubs are over-rated IMHO. butt and upper back thigh rubs/tickles on the other hand-wowsers!

453 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:44:36pm

re: #450 Gus 802

Roger.

I'm part Italian and Spanish so it's in the genes. The PDA genes.

Part German, part Polish, all American. Fat dumb and happy!

454 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:44:39pm

Hey Salamantis, my #263 was ironic. See #347.

455 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:44:40pm

re: #451 Dianna

This, I'm afraid, reinforces my hypothesis on liberal men.

456 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:44:47pm

re: #449 Guanxi88

There's a difference of opinion; I think as long as they're killed the right way, they're probably OK.

Hmm. I don't remember if they chew their cud or have cloven hooves.

457 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:44:55pm

re: #451 Dianna

Because they have to occupy their lonely evenings somehow?

That was mean. Very nice. Ding for the lady!

458 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:45:23pm

re: #453 Mich-again

Shwing! Good one.

459 traderjoe9  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:45:31pm

LOST in 75 minutes!

Have any east-coasters watched it yet? How is it?

460 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:45:38pm

re: #445 ArmyWife

First of all, no real man would be using the words viva la vulva.

461 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:45:42pm

re: #428 Charles

I'm very disappointed in our creationist trolls. Come on, guys, get in the game!

I'm down a dollar already.

Here goes:

Evolution is at its heart a mere study of method, not true origin. It is the study of wrenches and screwdrivers and hammers, not the actual scrollwork and filigree that is humanity.

Plus something about irreducibility, and falsifyibility, and other itty bittys. Honk snort.

You owe me 50 cents, as a finder's fee.

462 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:45:50pm
463 Shug  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:46:01pm

re: #459 traderjoe9

LOST in 75 minutes!

Have any east-coasters watched it yet? How is it?

Sawyer shaves his chest but not his face

464 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:46:02pm

re: #456 Kosh's Shadow

Hmm. I don't remember if they chew their cud or have cloven hooves.

See, the thing is this - they don't fall under that classification. Look, they lurk in the water, they got fins, they got scales. What's to argue?

465 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:46:05pm

re: #444 Kosh's Shadow

OT, but I got email that my LGF Cookbook shipped.
Now, if I can find a source of kosher troll, I can make the recipe on the cover.
/I know trolls aren't kosher.

Trolls are kosher and pareve, like mushrooms.

466 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:46:08pm

re: #446 avanti

That's sounds better then the water based massage oil, just use it on the hands and feet though. Any oil based stuff is bad in other areas.

Good advice.

467 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:46:16pm

re: #424 Dustyvet

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

Technically correct is the best form of correct.

/Futurama

468 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:46:41pm

re: #451 Dianna

*sigh*

469 Guanxi88  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:47:43pm

re: #465 Alouette

Trolls are kosher and pareve, like mushrooms.

That''l work too, but I still like to think of 'em as fish.

470 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:47:46pm

re: #454 Cato the Elder

Hey Salamantis, my #263 was ironic. See #347.

#263 un-downdinged, #347 updinged.

471 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:47:51pm

re: #455 ArmyWife

This, I'm afraid, reinforces my hypothesis on liberal men.

Yeah, it's terrible when folks live up (or down) to the stereotype.

472 schnapp  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:48:25pm

re: #459 traderjoe9
i gave up a couple of seasons ago. it did my head in! it was like a drug. i didn't want to stop watching it but it was never going anywhere. so i seized the opportunity to "kick the habit" when i missed an episode once.

i've been clean for almost a year now! :D

473 catttt  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:48:28pm

re: #451 Dianna

Because they have to occupy their lonely evenings somehow?

Speaking of massage products, I have an idea for them:

Kamasutra Body Souffle

Four flavors.

474 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:48:43pm

re: #432 Dianna

Hey, at least he's actually wondering how she feels!

Dumbass, he is. Reach over and feel her.

/

475 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:49:10pm

re: #452 mikeymom

foot rubs are over-rated IMHO. butt and upper back thigh rubs/tickles on the other hand-wowsers!

Ah, but the foot and hand massages are just the half hour build up to the good stuff. You don't jump right in until your partner is totally relaxed. Each person has their favorite spots, even knees on some gals.

476 unclassifiable  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:49:24pm

re: #428 Charles

I'm very disappointed in our creationist trolls. Come on, guys, get in the game!

I'm down a dollar already.

I think Stinky has been whacking them too quickly.

You got to let them run a little bit. Decoys more to come in.

477 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:49:26pm

re: #461 Cognito

I like the "filigree and scrollwork". Nice phrasing.

Somehow, they're never that poetic and interesting.

478 Mich-again  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:49:27pm

re: #461 Cognito

Plus something about irreducibility, and falsifyibility, and other itty bittys. Honk snort.

re: #473 cattt

Spit take on the computer alert!

479 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:49:31pm

re: #462 Iron Fist

Guns, Darwin, God, and Booze. Hmmm, might be a good party.

480 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:49:56pm

re: #457 Guanxi88

Thanks!

481 traderjoe9  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:50:16pm

re: #472 schnapp

i gave up a couple of seasons ago. it did my head in! it was like a drug. i didn't want to stop watching it but it was never going anywhere. so i seized the opportunity to "kick the habit" when i missed an episode once.

i've been clean for almost a year now! :D

Once the show is over, you should rent the DVD's and watch it to the end...at least that way you don't have a long wait between episodes and seasons,

482 iChef  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:50:20pm

From Forbes to the Karma Sutra ... lol

483 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:50:50pm

re: #462 Iron Fist

woo-hoo!
I haven't blown anything up in years!
Just lightly armed though - probably need to borrow something.
(that party was what, like 4 years ago?)

484 MandyManners  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:51:09pm

Paging Dr. Ruth!

485 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:51:40pm

re: #475 avanti

Ah, but the foot and hand massages are just the half hour build up to the good stuff. You don't jump right in until your partner is totally relaxed. Each person has their favorite spots, even knees on some gals.

nope- mikedad gives me butt/thigh rubs while watching tv-soo relaxing and no need for the pushy-pushy--we are old, after all

486 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:51:42pm

re: #477 Dianna

Much obliged, Dianna.

487 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:51:52pm

re: #473 cattt

Speaking of massage products, I have an idea for them:

Kamasutra Body Souffle

Four flavors.

There was a travelling museum exhibit about chocolate some years back. My friend was working in the museum store, and they sold out the chocolate body rubs rather quickly.

I said something like, "Great for the Dahmer wannabes, too!"

She giggled madly every time she sold a set to a guy after that.

488 transient  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:52:38pm

re: #426 Cato the Elder

Or, to put it more succinctly: You really don't do humor, do you?

Oh I do humor.
You just weren't funny.

---
But to tie the neurosurgical angle into --what were we talking about? evolution? Human imaging studies are fascinating if you want to see natural variation. Maybe you were taught that everyone has 12 ribs (not true-- some people have 11--others have 13 sets). There are lots of variations in blood supply. Sometimes people have 2 arteries to a kidney instead of one. The brain has incredible variation in the vascular patterns. Every time I see a brain MRI, I think "variation--evolution."

489 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:52:58pm

re: #484 MandyManners

and on this note, I bid y'all good night. I have, in my presence, a conservative, testosterone laden, UNIFORM WEARING man. It would be a terrible thing to waste. ;)

490 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:53:36pm

Disabled gunsmith arrested in PNG

A disabled gunsmith has been arrested in Papua New Guinea for manufacturing guns and ammunition in his backyard shed.

The 39-year-old wheelchair bound man known as "Harzem" was also reportedly found with numerous books on Islam, terrorism and war, PNG's National newspaper reports.

491 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:53:38pm

re: #462 Iron Fist

Oh, you should come to one of our parties. It can be quite the blast. To be a proper LGF Party, you have to have a range safety officer. Guns and other weapons are not optional. If you are unarmed, check around and see if someone has a loaner on them.

The best party (hands down) we had 80 pounds of C-4, 20 pounds of military-grade dynamite, 600 feet of det cord. Barrett .50s, real M-4s, and lots of ammunition. Booze, explosives, and automatic weapons. What could possibly go wrong?

I got to help set up a forty pound charge of C-4. Too cool!

(and no, I'm not shitting you :-)

Sounds like a good Mythbusters episode.

492 schnapp  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:53:40pm

re: #481 traderjoe9

i used to watch it on the net when australia had shows much later than the US. but then it started here only a week after the states so i couldn't be bothered downloading it anymore.

but sometimes i catch a glimpse and i want to know what the hell has happened since i stopped.

493 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:53:47pm

re: #489 ArmyWife

UNIFORM WEARING

Yer doing it wrong.

494 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:53:50pm

re: #489 ArmyWife

showoff
:-p

495 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:54:28pm

re: #484 MandyManners

Paging Dr. Ruth!

For whom?!

496 ArmyWife  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:54:40pm

re: #493 Cognito

No. I'm not. Of this I am quite confident.

Seriously, good night! Be good. Get back on track. I'll behave better tomorrow.

497 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:55:09pm

re: #487 Dianna

There was a travelling museum exhibit about chocolate some years back. My friend was working in the museum store, and they sold out the chocolate body rubs rather quickly.

I said something like, "Great for the Dahmer wannabes, too!"

She giggled madly every time she sold a set to a guy after that.

Chocolate goes right next to the spot in your brain sex does. If you can't get laid, have a Ho Ho.

498 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:55:19pm

re: #488 transient

i have a friend whose heart and arteries are backwards-shes been the talk of many rsidents and interns

499 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:55:21pm

re: #495 Dianna

For whom?!

Ask not for whom the Ruth pages. It pages for thee.

/seriously, I avoid haystacks because of her

500 transient  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:55:25pm

re: #439 Cato the Elder

Irony is lost on you, apparently. Go belabor some other point.

As soon as you stop belaboring your ignorance.

501 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:55:31pm

re: #489 ArmyWife

and on this note, I bid y'all good night. I have, in my presence, a conservative, testosterone laden, UNIFORM WEARING man. It would be a terrible thing to waste. ;)

Oooh!

Go, ArmyWife!

502 Dar ul Harb  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:55:31pm

"I'll have what she's having."

(No female orgasm thread would be complete without that.)

503 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:55:38pm

re: #413 ArmyWife

Teary eyed? After sex? Clearly, they are doin it wrong.

504 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:55:42pm

re: #469 Guanxi88

That''l work too, but I still like to think of 'em as fish.

Well, they smell pretty fishy.
But I didn't think fish have buttocks, and we know trolls do.

505 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:56:06pm

re: #497 avanti

Chocolate goes right next to the spot in your brain sex does. If you can't get laid, have a Ho Ho.

Go out and buy sex with a snack. A ho ho ho.

506 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:56:36pm

re: #488 transient

Transitional vertebra.

(Orthopaedics here)

507 Catttt  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:56:38pm

re: #497 avanti

Chocolate goes right next to the spot in your brain sex does. If you can't get laid, have a Ho Ho.

And of course vice versa.

508 Dustyvet  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:56:41pm

re: #489 ArmyWife

and on this note, I bid y'all good night. I have, in my presence, a conservative, testosterone laden, UNIFORM WEARING man. It would be a terrible thing to waste. ;)

Even more fun after they added Velcro to the uniforms...:)


/s

509 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:56:51pm

re: #410 Cognito

I was. But if we only ever speak of religions as one-off constructions, we'll never finish the conversation.

At some point the plural is just darned useful.

You are entitled to your beliefs, as is everyone. If you wish to state the obvious when stating your perspective, namely that there are likely others that share it, do so and ask for dings from those who agree, but it is irritating to many to frequently read statements like yours that are assumed to apply to everyone on the planet, if not the universe.

510 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:56:55pm

re: #498 mikeymom

i have a friend whose heart and arteries are backwards-shes been the talk of many rsidents and interns

Pshaw, I know plenty of people with their heads up their asses.

/

511 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:57:23pm

re: #503 Slumbering Behemoth

Teary eyed? After sex? Clearly, they are doin it wrong.

Hurts so Good?

512 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:57:29pm

re: #507 Cattt

And of course vice versa.

I like your option better!

513 unclassifiable  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:57:29pm

re: #510 OldLineTexan

Pshaw, I know plenty of people with their heads up their asses.

/

Hey!

514 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:57:30pm

re: #497 avanti

Chocolate goes right next to the spot in your brain sex does. If you can't get laid, have a Ho Ho.

Damn I wish it wasn't snowing. I'd run down to the 7-11.

515 Catttt  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:58:01pm

re: #512 Dianna

I like your option better!

What can I say? I'm on a diet. :D

516 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:58:27pm

re: #459 traderjoe9

LOST in 75 minutes!

Have any east-coasters watched it yet? How is it?

Like always, learn enough to ask some new questions.

517 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:58:29pm

re: #511 OldLineTexan

Hurts so Good?

Quicky : This won't hurt, did it ?

518 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:58:31pm

re: #515 Cattt

What can I say? I'm on a diet. :D

Low carbing it, or just avoiding heavy calories?

519 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:58:33pm

re: #497 avanti

double entendre

520 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:58:42pm

re: #510 OldLineTexan

well, she IS a lesbian liberal-lol

521 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:59:07pm

re: #509 Naso Tang

You are entitled to your beliefs, as is everyone. If you wish to state the obvious when stating your perspective, namely that there are likely others that share it, do so and ask for dings from those who agree, but it is irritating to many to frequently read statements like yours that are assumed to apply to everyone on the planet, if not the universe.

Which irritating and non-applicable statement do you mean? That the promise of afterlife gives earthly life great meaning?

Dastardly, I am!

522 Dustyvet  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 7:59:45pm

re: #514 Killer Tomato

Damn I wish it wasn't snowing. I'd run down to the 7-11.

Damn and I just came back from the 7-11...:)

523 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:00:06pm

re: #520 mikeymom

well, she IS a lesbian liberal-lol

But is she against Bush?

/

524 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:00:41pm

re: #523 OldLineTexan

But is she against Bush?

/

yes and no

525 VioletTiger  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:00:44pm

re: #497 avanti

A Ho Ho? Do they still make those?
If you're gonna have chocolate, have REAL chocolate!

526 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:00:49pm

re: #511 OldLineTexan

I was thinking of awkward, amateurish grouping resulting in injuries, but perhaps it's something more intentional? Hmm, maybe they're doing it right?
/for them, at least

527 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:00:54pm

One of Cary Grant's lovers noticed that he chucked when the climaxed. So she asked him why. "Well, isn't it supposed to be fun?", he replied.

528 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:01:05pm

re: #522 Dustyvet

Damn and I just came back from the 7-11...:)

And I just got back from downstairs. She said I should eat a box of chocolate.

:(

529 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:01:23pm

i liked ho-hos but my fave was funny bones-choc and pb--miss them alot!

530 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:01:48pm

re: #523 OldLineTexan

They all shave now-a-days.

531 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:02:13pm

re: #527 Salamantis

One of Cary Grant's lovers noticed that he chucked when the climaxed. So she asked him why. "Well, isn't it supposed to be fun?", he replied.

Chucked what? Wood?

/

532 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:02:27pm

re: #522 Dustyvet

Damn and I just came back from the 7-11...:)

Sure. Didn't think to ask if anyone wanted anything, did ya?

533 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:02:59pm

re: #527 Salamantis

"Chucked"?

I'm pretty sure you mean "chuckled", but...people are so odd.

534 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:03:03pm

re: #521 Cognito

Which irritating and non-applicable statement do you mean? That the promise of afterlife gives earthly life great meaning?

Dastardly, I am!

I think he's objecting to your propensity to use the imperial WE rather than the individual I when making a personally subscribed-to assertion.

535 Basho  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:03:04pm

Comedy
A lil' natural selection in action:
Image: lion.jpg

536 Dustyvet  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:03:09pm

re: #528 OldLineTexan

And I just got back from downstairs. She said I should eat a box of chocolate.

:(

Back down you go lad...I'd love to own and old fire station...down the brass pole, hi there...wink...:)

537 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:03:27pm

re: #530 Slumbering Behemoth

They all shave now-a-days.

SALUTE!

I am proud and honored to meet the man who checked them ALL.

My hat's off to you, sir!

/

;)

538 VioletTiger  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:03:37pm

re: #529 mikeymom

i liked ho-hos but my fave was funny bones-choc and pb--miss them alot!


I remember those, but I like the TastyKake Peanut Butter TandyTakes better.

539 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:03:41pm

re: #531 OldLineTexan

Chucked what? Wood?

/

Oops! Chuckled...PIMF!

540 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:03:55pm

re: #534 Salamantis

I think he's objecting to your propensity to use the imperial WE rather than the individual I when making a personally subscribed-to assertion.

When discussing religion, if you don't say 'we,' you don't truly believe what you're saying.

541 Dustyvet  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:04:11pm

re: #532 Killer Tomato

Sure. Didn't think to ask if anyone wanted anything, did ya?

sorry...:) I'll tie a note to the cat and send him back out, he adores snow...:)

542 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:04:28pm

re: #538 VioletTiger

Anything tastykake with chocolate milk.

543 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:04:31pm

re: #540 Cognito

When discussing religion, if you don't say 'we,' you don't truly believe what you're saying.

Duck! Quick!

544 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:04:36pm

re: #536 Dustyvet

Back down you go lad...I'd love to own and old fire station...down the brass pole, hi there...wink...:)

My wife INVENTED "No means no!", LOL.

545 Lynn B.  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:04:53pm

re: #427 Cognito

I'm not out of my depth. (Although if you care to point out an error, I'll be happy to reverse myself.)

And I started writing that well before Buzz signed off. More to the point: I'm not exactly known to retreat from a discussion, here, so I'll shrug off your slight about "this crap."

Don't be a picador. Join in for real.

Shrug away. Your comment shows a dramatic failure to understand or adequately address Buzz's explanation. Unfortunately, I can't speak for him and I wouldn't presume to try. Except to say that your derogation of ritual cleanliness reflects a gloss that marks one of the main distinctions between the two faiths that began to diverge at roughly this point in time. It does nothing more than assert the superiority of one over the other, which is of course your right. But it begs the question.

I'm hardly a picador. But I am a very tired person who's trying to fight off a virus that everyone I know has contracted, so I'm off. I'm sure Buzz will be able to provide a better response tomorrow.

546 esch  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:05:09pm

re: #540 Cognito

When discussing religion, if you don't say 'we,' you don't truly believe what you're saying.

Oh, so many possibilities.

547 traderjoe9  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:05:25pm

re: #516 Naso Tang

Like always, learn enough to ask some new questions.

What? About the show?

548 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:05:28pm

re: #538 VioletTiger

I remember those, but I like the TastyKake Peanut Butter TandyTakes better.

i've never seen those--will look-dont know if they have them in co

549 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:05:35pm

re: #529 mikeymom

i liked ho-hos but my fave was funny bones-choc and pb--miss them alot!

At the shopping mall at Caesars casino, they have a old time candy store that I hit most every trip. Sky Bars, Zero bars, wax lips, chocolate cigarettes. the little wax bottles full of sweet juice. Pop rocks and the rest.

550 formercorpsman  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:06:04pm

re: #548 mikeymom

[Link: www.tastykake.com...]

551 VioletTiger  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:06:35pm

So now I want to go to the kitchen and raid the chocolate heart, but I have a sleeping kitty on my lap. Dang.

552 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:06:39pm

re: #541 Dustyvet

sorry...:) I'll tie a note to the cat and send him back out, he adores snow...:)

Well, you're lucky. I can't get mine to do a damn thing around here. They just keep giving me that same tired excuse about not having a thumb.

553 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:06:47pm

re: #545 Lynn B.

Shrug away. Your comment shows a dramatic failure to understand or adequately address Buzz's explanation. Unfortunately, I can't speak for him and I wouldn't presume to try. Except to say that your derogation of ritual cleanliness reflects a gloss that marks one of the main distinctions between the two faiths that began to diverge at roughly this point in time. It does nothing more than assert the superiority of one over the other, which is of course your right. But it begs the question.

I'm hardly a picador. But I am a very tired person who's trying to fight off a virus that everyone I know has contracted, so I'm off. I'm sure Buzz will be able to provide a better response tomorrow.

If you're accusing me of having a Christian view rather than Jewish, I'll just go ahead and cede the point.

;)

554 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:07:08pm

re: #537 OldLineTexan

I am only going off my extensive years of studying film and print. I have not yet checked them all, but I have at least 3 years worth of trade magazines here that lead me to believe it's true.

555 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:07:23pm

re: #551 VioletTiger

So now I want to go to the kitchen and raid the chocolate heart, but I have a sleeping kitty on my lap. Dang.

Wait, you're picking chocolate?

/I just might cry, now

556 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:07:35pm

re: #540 Cognito

When discussing religion, if you don't say 'we,' you don't truly believe what you're saying.

It is true that Sartre once said that when we speak or act, we speak or act as if we were all of humanity - or at least as if we were as all of humanity would if they were in our own positions.

But in matters of religious faith, it is surpassingly clear that all of humanity is NOT in our own positions, for multiple and divergent religious forms undeniably exist.

557 VioletTiger  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:07:37pm

re: #548 mikeymom

i've never seen those--will look-dont know if they have them in co


It's probably a Philly, Jersey thing. People who grew up here ask for them to be shipped there.

558 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:07:55pm

And I'll note, Lynn, that the Jewish questioner agreed with Christ...

559 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:07:58pm

re: #554 Slumbering Behemoth

ROTFLMAO.

560 Dustyvet  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:08:11pm

re: #544 OldLineTexan

My wife INVENTED "No means no!", LOL.

Oh...after I got married, everything became, Illegal . Immoral, or Fattening...:)

561 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:08:16pm

re: #549 avanti

mary janes and root beer barrels-yum! oh and walnettos!

562 VioletTiger  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:08:52pm

re: #555 OldLineTexan

Wait, you're picking chocolate?

/I just might cry, now

Hubbie is fast asleep. He gets up at 4:30 for work.
And it is really good chocolate!

563 Dustyvet  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:09:05pm

re: #552 Killer Tomato

Well, you're lucky. I can't get mine to do a damn thing around here. They just keep giving me that same tired excuse about not having a thumb.

ROFLMAO!

564 Bloodnok  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:09:07pm

Good night Lizards. I'm still angry and depressed over the Holder thread. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

565 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:09:26pm

re: #530 Slumbering Behemoth

They all shave now-a-days.

I'm old enough that they make me feel like a pedophile without at least a landing strip.

566 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:09:30pm

re: #556 Salamantis

It is true that Sartre once said that when we speak or act, we speak or act as if we were all of humanity - or at least as if we were as all of humanity would if they were in our own positions.

But in matters of religious faith, it is surpassingly clear that all of humanity is NOT in our own positions, for multiple and divergent religious forms undeniably exist.

Of course they exist. We weren't discussing existence -- we were discussing my own inclination. And perhaps Pascal's.

567 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:09:50pm

re: #561 mikeymom

mary janes and root beer barrels-yum! oh and walnettos!

Mary janes are shoes I thought.

Root beer barrels I can dig.

Walnetto - is that a shoe as well, or a nut in an Italian gangster's pocket?

/

568 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:09:52pm

Suspected extinct bird caught, photographed, then eaten:

Wild Bird Club of the Philippines President Michael Lu, told the Agence France-Press news agency that it’s unfortunate that the locals aren't more conscious of the threatened wildlife around them.

"What if this was the last of its species?" he said.

569 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:10:15pm

re: #521 Cognito

Which irritating and non-applicable statement do you mean? That the promise of afterlife gives earthly life great meaning?

Dastardly, I am!

On the one hand you presume to know what a brilliant man like Pascal would say, when it is just as likely that he was being sarcastic in formulating what is really a trivial statement of a wager on matters of great importance. Are you one who thinks God would not be smart enough to know whether you do something out of sincerity or just to cover your ass?

On the other hand you state that the existence of others, who don't share your beliefs, is baseless.

On reflection, I think this should be obvious. Why did you not understand me the first time?

570 esch  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:10:40pm

re: #552 Killer Tomato

Well, you're lucky. I can't get mine to do a damn thing around here. They just keep giving me that same tired excuse about not having a thumb.

Hmm that joke gave me paws.

571 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:10:46pm

Sometimes when I'm corresponding with a client I'll refer to the project in terms of "we" or "our" for effect. I consciously realize it's patronizing on my part.

572 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:11:11pm

re: #566 Cognito

Of course they exist. We weren't discussing existence -- we were discussing my own inclination. And perhaps Pascal's.

Then 'my position, and maybe Pascal's' would have been more accurate.

573 Basho  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:11:20pm

re: #547 traderjoe9

Today's ep of lost was basically a way to build up the super awesome story they have planned for next week...

574 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:11:28pm

re: #562 VioletTiger

Hubbie is fast asleep. He gets up at 4:30 for work.
And it is really good chocolate!

You are a good wife.

A GREAT wife would wake her husband up with her "demands".

This allows the husband to HAVE to explain to his work buddies why he is so damned tired-looking.

LOL. And JK, natch.

575 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:11:34pm

re: #570 esch

Well, it was at the tail end of the conversation.

576 iChef  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:11:40pm

Get a coffee cup ... fill with heavy cream ... add 1.5 oz of godiva liquor ... heat for about 30 - 45 seconds in a microwave ... Best damn "adult hot chocolate ever conceived!"

577 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:12:09pm

re: #567 OldLineTexan

mary janes and walnettos are similar--tooth breaking hard nougats w/ nuts--oh i just thought of others--sugar daddys and charleston chews!

578 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:12:48pm

This is sooo boring. What's wrong with this place? It's like you people are obsessed! Orgasms and meltdowns... This place has lost it's edge.

579 jcm  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:13:04pm

Evening...

Did I miss any meltdowns?

580 Basho  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:13:10pm

re: #571 Gus 802

Sometimes when I'm corresponding with a client I'll refer to the project in terms of "we" or "our" for effect. I consciously realize it's patronizing on my part.

What are the alternatives?

581 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:13:12pm

re: #561 mikeymom

mary janes and root beer barrels-yum! oh and walnettos!

Here you go, grab your credit card and pick your
decade

582 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:13:42pm

re: #572 Salamantis

Then 'my position, and maybe Pascal's' would have been more accurate.

Er, that's almost verbatim what I did indeed say:

"I think Pascal would have said -- and I would say..."

583 Sharmuta  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:13:50pm

re: #579 jcm

Evening...

Did I miss any meltdowns?

See?! Obsessed!

584 razorbacker  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:13:52pm

re: #578 Sharmuta

This is sooo boring. What's wrong with this place? It's like you people are obsessed! Orgasms and meltdowns... This place has lost it's edge.

Yeah, I'm waiting for something that I've actually had some experience with, myself.

585 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:14:17pm

re: #580 Basho

What are the alternatives?

"Your" or "the" comes to mind.

586 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:14:24pm

re: #578 Sharmuta

This is sooo boring. What's wrong with this place? It's like you people are obsessed! Orgasms and meltdowns... This place has lost it's edge.

LOST was wonderful tonight. Did you catch it? (No, I didn't have an orgasm, but it was the best episode of this season IMHO)

587 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:14:40pm

re: #579 jcm

Evening...

Did I miss any meltdowns?

Only #578.

588 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:15:06pm

re: #579 jcm

Evening...

Did I miss any meltdowns?

Not unless you count s'mores.

589 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:15:23pm
590 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:15:24pm

well- wish me luck gang--i'm going to my room and smoke my last 2 cigs for EVAH--got me the gum-been smoking for 45 yrs-tried 4 times to quit--this time is the last- my future d-i-l are doing this together--uugghhh! if i'm nasty the next few days--bear with me! lol

591 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:15:38pm

re: #586 Walter L. Newton

LOST was wonderful tonight. Did you catch it? (No, I didn't have an orgasm, but it was the best episode of this season IMHO)

Well, have a chocolate.

/

592 Gus  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:15:40pm

re: #578 Sharmuta

This is sooo boring. What's wrong with this place? It's like you people are obsessed! Orgasms and meltdowns... This place has lost it's edge.

Any minute now we'll start talking about "Touched by an Angel."

There's that we again.

593 jcm  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:15:47pm

re: #583 Sharmuta

See?! Obsessed!

I'll rephrase...

Any orgasmic meltdowns?

594 Cato the Elder  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:15:48pm

Bonam noctem, lacerti!

595 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:15:58pm

re: #578 Sharmuta

This is sooo boring. What's wrong with this place? It's like you people are obsessed! Orgasms and meltdowns... This place has lost it's edge.

Sorry, Sharm.

What happens if I bring up the dreaded peanut brittle?

596 jorline  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:16:01pm

re: #579 jcm

Evening...

Did I miss any meltdowns?

Unless meltdowns are a new chocolate candy bar the answer is no.

How are you tonight, jcm?

597 Catttt  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:16:06pm

re: #518 Dianna

Low carbing it, or just avoiding heavy calories?

Cut out all sweets and soda/high calorie drinks, leaning in the direction of low carb. Lots of meat and cheese. Diet Rockstar Energy Drink. Smaller portions of snacks.

It's working so far.I'vve lost 12 pounds in about two weeks.

598 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:16:25pm

re: #462 Iron Fist

Oh, you should come to one of our parties. It can be quite the blast. To be a proper LGF Party, you have to have a range safety officer. Guns and other weapons are not optional. If you are unarmed, check around and see if someone has a loaner on them.

The best party (hands down) we had 80 pounds of C-4, 20 pounds of military-grade dynamite, 600 feet of det cord. Barrett .50s, real M-4s, and lots of ammunition. Booze, explosives, and automatic weapons. What could possibly go wrong?

I got to help set up a forty pound charge of C-4. Too cool!

(and no, I'm not shitting you :-)

So where is the Youtube post?

599 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:16:32pm

re: #590 mikeymom

Do it! I smoked my last in April '99. I'll be pulling for you.

600 Stonemason  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:16:50pm

re: #590 mikeymom

Good luck, stick it out, it is worth it.

601 Rich H  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:16:55pm

re: #1 OldLineTexan

I agree. I thought Republicans eschewed the Fairness Doctrine.

602 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:17:19pm

re: #590 mikeymom

well- wish me luck gang--i'm going to my room and smoke my last 2 cigs for EVAH--got me the gum-been smoking for 45 yrs-tried 4 times to quit--this time is the last- my future d-i-l are doing this together--uugghhh! if i'm nasty the next few days--bear with me! lol

Good luck!

603 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:17:41pm

re: #601 Rich H

Points for use of 'eschewed'!

604 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:17:44pm

WOOO HOOO! My cookbook has shipped! Thank you Reine & all the other Lizards who contributed!

605 esch  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:17:54pm

re: #581 avanti

Here you go, grab your credit card and pick your
decade

Heh, not long ago for giggles I added a pack of Panda licorice to my cart. In spite of always hating licorice as a kid. I don't really know why. Figured I'd give it another shot.

Now I mourn all the wasted years.

606 jcm  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:18:01pm

re: #596 jorline

Unless meltdowns are a new chocolate candy bar the answer is no.

How are you tonight, jcm?

Doing well winding down, kids in bed, cleaning up, opened up a Moose Drool.

607 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:18:05pm

re: #590 mikeymom

well- wish me luck gang--i'm going to my room and smoke my last 2 cigs for EVAH--got me the gum-been smoking for 45 yrs-tried 4 times to quit--this time is the last- my future d-i-l are doing this together--uugghhh! if i'm nasty the next few days--bear with me! lol

email me if you need some help. remember i did it last aug.

608 Yankee Division Son  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:18:14pm

OT - Geek post of the day - Are you tired of software EULAs?


Success! He presses the button of his own free will. Admittedly, he was coerced and rewarded, but really, nobody forced my cat to step on the button and become party to a software license agreement. At the very least, we know he was not under duress.

That noise you hear are lawyer's heads exploding...

609 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:18:23pm

re: #547 traderjoe9

What? About the show?

What did you think I was talking about? LGF?

Yes the show. Every episode one learns enough new connections to think there is something just over the next hill, but then there is another hill...

610 Dianna  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:18:40pm

re: #597 Cattt

Keep going!

Have you got to add fruit back in yet? You'll be surprised how much your body likes it.

611 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:18:50pm

re: #559 OldLineTexan

Of the ones I've personally inspected, only one conformed to the data I've found in the trade journals. Quite puzzling. I think it is imperative that I do more research, but I am too broke to pay for quality test participants, and have yet to find any new volunteers.

612 VioletTiger  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:19:00pm

re: #590 mikeymom
Good luck. You can do it!

613 unclassifiable  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:19:15pm

re: #590 mikeymom

well- wish me luck gang--i'm going to my room and smoke my last 2 cigs for EVAH--got me the gum-been smoking for 45 yrs-tried 4 times to quit--this time is the last- my future d-i-l are doing this together--uugghhh! if i'm nasty the next few days--bear with me! lol

Try it and keep trying it until you do.

Take it from a guy who has had to quit a few habits, don't get down on yourself.

614 esch  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:19:21pm

re: #603 Killer Tomato

Points for use of 'eschewed'!

Heh that happens whenever I get rickrolled by a picture of Helen Thomas.

'EWWW'

615 Kronocide  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:19:23pm

Mikeymom: don't ever forget that you can do it. It's hard for me to express how happy I am that I quit. You will be so proud of yourself, every day that you don't smoke.

616 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:20:03pm

re: #609 Naso Tang

What did you think I was talking about? LGF?

Yes the show. Every episode one learns enough new connections to think there is something just over the next hill, but then there is another hill...

Best episode of the season so far, hands down. No spoilers yet, west coast airing soon.

617 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:20:29pm

re: #590 mikeymom

good luck!

618 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:20:38pm

re: #607 Walter L. Newton

thanks all-and yes walter, i do remember and you were a much heavier smoker- i'm 'only' one pack--but dont 'axe' me to give up the booze, too-lolol

619 Rich H  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:20:50pm

re: #78 Charles

With the exception of Derb.

620 Basho  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:20:56pm

re: #609 Naso Tang

What did you think I was talking about? LGF?

Yes the show. Every episode one learns enough new connections to think there is something just over the next hill, but then there is another hill...

Stopped watching LOST after the second season because I grew tired of being jerked around. At least now they are heading somewhere. If next's week episode doesn't deliver the way I hope I might start using that hour to do a little reading...

621 jcm  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:20:57pm

re: #608 Yankee Division Son

OT - Geek post of the day - Are you tired of software EULAs?

That noise you hear are lawyer's heads exploding...

ROFLMAO!

622 lostlakehiker  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:21:01pm

re: #421 transient

Not "whatever." I understand and agree with the statement that "skill in one field does not imply that one is better qualified to opine about things outside your specialty," but that is emphatically not what you said in your post #205. You quite specifically implied that neurosurgeons don't have to be all that smart, which is simply not true. I've known/worked with several. They can be arrogant, obnoxious, and (understandably) demanding, but they are not stupid.

One should never dismiss creationists (likewise with Nazi-sympathizers) as being ignorant/ stupid. The truly frightening thing is that many of these people are highly intelligent.

It's a valid point but it's unfair to lump creationists in with nazi sympathizers. For all their blindness on this one topic, they're not only fairly smart in general, they're quite decent in most ways. The conditional probability that somebody's a nazi sympathizer, given that he's a creationist, is less than the chance that somebody picked at random will be.

We and the creationists disagree on evolution. They're wrong, we're right. They're wrong about us corrupting the morals of the young, too. We don't favor eugenics, or slavery. We're not "followers of Darwin",
and we're not Darwinists. We're not believers in Darwin, or believers in evolution, in the sense they take it. We just have learned enough science to know that evolution is a correct description of the origin of species, in the same sense that a map of Europe puts London on the Thames, in Britain.

But creationists aren't wicked. They aren't the enemy, except that on this one point, we're voting opposite and arguing opposite.

623 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:21:19pm

re: #618 mikeymom

thanks all-and yes walter, i do remember and you were a much heavier smoker- i'm 'only' one pack--but dont 'axe' me to give up the booze, too-lolol

More sex, more sex, that helps.

624 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:21:55pm

re: #569 Naso Tang

On the one hand you presume to know what a brilliant man like Pascal would say, when it is just as likely that he was being sarcastic in formulating what is really a trivial statement of a wager on matters of great importance. Are you one who thinks God would not be smart enough to know whether you do something out of sincerity or just to cover your ass?

On the other hand you state that the existence of others, who don't share your beliefs, is baseless.

On reflection, I think this should be obvious. Why did you not understand me the first time?

Wow.

No, no, no, on every point.

First: Anyone can speculate what Pascal might have said. Such speculations happen all the time. WW(whoever)D? I'm sorry if that angers you, but it's a fairly common bit of conversation.

Second: I think you're taking Pascal's wager a bit literally. He's not advocating a wager, per se, but rather leading his reader toward a conclusion about the reassurance to be found in faith. So again, I'm sorry if that angers you, but if it does, I think it's better directed at Pascal. Not me.

Third: Are you putting forth the notion that I've insulted God's intelligence? That's a discussion all its own. But it comes down to this: You can't insult him unless he's there. So the 'insult' is a bit lost, on atheists.

Fourth: Where did I say that anyone's existence is baseless? I disagree to the profoundest, most strenuous degree. To the contrary, I say that there is a God, and therefore our lives are full of meaning.

625 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:22:28pm

Hmmm...
Charles says we have mail --->

626 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:22:43pm
Heh, not long ago for giggles I added a pack of Panda licorice to my cart. In spite of always hating licorice as a kid. I don't really know why. Figured I'd give it another shot.

Now I mourn all the wasted years.

Crap, just realized I ran out of Valomilks and won't be back to the casino until Friday.

627 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:22:47pm

re: #623 Walter L. Newton

More sex, more sex, that helps.

lolol--mikeydad may like that--need to stock up on the blue pill tho--

628 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:23:27pm

re: #565 avanti

They can get pretty creative with designs and what not. Gals in my age group tend not to be into that sort of thing, but it has been a while since I've had the opportunity to check. Heck, for all I know, people might be "doing it" altogether differently these days.

629 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:23:30pm

re: #627 mikeymom

lolol--mikeydad may like that--need to stock up on the blue pill tho--

Er, not me, still frisky at 56.

630 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:24:02pm
631 razorbacker  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:24:05pm

Ha.

From the office of oversight oversight.

In his first weeks in office, President Barack Obama shut down his predecessor’s system for reviewing regulations, realigned and expanded two key White House policymaking bodies and extended economic sanctions against parties to the conflict in the African nation of Cote D’Ivoire.

Despite the intense scrutiny a president gets just after the inauguration, Obama managed to take all these actions with nary a mention from the White House press corps.

The moves escaped notice because they were never announced by the White House Press Office and were never placed on the White House web site.

It's like going to the circus. Just amazing at how many clowns will fit into one little car.

632 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:24:26pm

re: #629 Walter L. Newton

hhmmm- not a fer piece to golden if i get desperate!

633 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:25:08pm

re: #590 mikeymom

Buy yourself the book "the easy way to stop smoking" by Allen Carr.
And, good luck to you! You will be able to do this!
Congratulations, on making the effort! YOU GO!

634 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:25:30pm

re: #620 Basho

Stopped watching LOST after the second season because I grew tired of being jerked around. At least now they are heading somewhere. If next's week episode doesn't deliver the way I hope I might start using that hour to do a little reading...

Problem is with this show is if you haven't seen all of it half will be total confusion (the other half is meant to be). In my case what I haven't seen my wife knows.

635 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:26:09pm

re: #632 mikeymom

hhmmm- not a fer piece to golden if i get desperate!

OK, we'll just keep that little thought to ourselves.

636 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:26:39pm

re: #589 Iron Fist

Mushin. I don't see where that expresses or even implies what you allege:


I've never even heard of that being alleged. Social cohesion is to much a thoughtful process to be a desirable state to work for. I have no doubt that you, in your own paper, argue that it does, but that hardly makes you right. Having worked with Daoists and Zen Buddhists on fairly deep levels, I don't think that they would agree with you. Certainly, that context never came up in the martial arts applications, but I don't recall it from the academic study of Buddhism, either. We studied on a reasonable level in that class, both Mahayana and Theravadan Buddhist schools back to India, and as far forward as Meiji Japan, and I don't recall any of the schools of Buddhism that focused on social cohesion.

That is much more a Confucian thing. The relationship between a man and his master, husband and wife, etc. were Confucian in China. Buddhism withered in India, splintered into a number of sects and subsects in Indochina, Tibet, and such, while Zen was popular in Japan. I don't see how you could argue the social cohesion point in Japan. Shinto would be more likely to address that in Japan, I believe, although both religions play a strong role in Japanese culture, much as Protestantism and Catholicism do in the west.

None of that means that you are definitely wrong. It is hard to tie down absolutes in Buddhist thought. But in Buddhism that I have studied both as a martial artist and as a college student never had much to say on social cohesion.

Perhaps my education is lacking.

Think of your life as if it were a stream flowing down a hillside in a rocky streambed. You can choose either to dash yourself upon the rocks of others, with much splatter, spray, delay and interruption, or you can choose the more efficient path of least resistance, and least conflict, by flowing peacefully and seamlessly around and among them, while still pursuing your own life's path.

637 mikeymom  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:27:19pm

re: #635 Walter L. Newton

we ARE alone here, right?

638 jorline  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:28:46pm

re: #606 jcm

Doing well winding down, kids in bed, cleaning up, opened up a Moose Drool.


Good for you. I miss the occasional adult beverage...have another for me.

639 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:29:13pm

Cogito, we can, and do, give our own lives human meaning.

640 Catttt  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:29:44pm

re: #610 Dianna

Keep going!

Have you got to add fruit back in yet? You'll be surprised how much your body likes it.

Not been eating fruit. Veggies, though - small portions.

641 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:30:16pm

re: #637 mikeymom

we ARE alone here, right?

I don't think so. And I would close your browser before you go to bed, and clear the cache and...

642 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:30:42pm

re: #636 Salamantis

Think of your life as if it were a stream flowing down a hillside in a rocky streambed. You can choose either to dash yourself upon the rocks of others, with much splatter, spray, delay and interruption, or you can choose the more efficient path of least resistance, and least conflict, by flowing peacefully and seamlessly around and among them, while still pursuing your own life's path.

And the stream flows fastest when all its currents cooperate.

643 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:32:14pm

Umm...are we jonesing due to creationist troll withdrawals, or what?...;~)

644 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:33:51pm
645 Dar ul Harb  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:34:54pm

re: #608 Yankee Division Son

OT - Geek post of the day - Are you tired of software EULAs?

That noise you hear are lawyer's heads exploding...

Not really.

"Your honor, the cat was acting as the user's agent, and had been trained to do so. The training of the cat shows the user's intent to enter into the contract. The cat cannot use the software, the user did, and by using the software the user had consented to the license terms."

646 lostlakehiker  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:35:28pm

re: #497 avanti

Chocolate goes right next to the spot in your brain sex does. If you can't get laid, have a Ho Ho.

But if you can have even one ho, you can get laid.

/groan

647 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:37:07pm
648 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:38:20pm

re: #628 Slumbering Behemoth

They can get pretty creative with designs and what not. Gals in my age group tend not to be into that sort of thing, but it has been a while since I've had the opportunity to check. Heck, for all I know, people might be "doing it" altogether differently these days.

They are doing it differently today. My son, in his 20's does not "date" he hooks ups or hangs out. No more dinner and a movie stuff. And he has friends "with benefits", hot young girl friends that are full service friends, but nothing romantic.
His strangest friend is engaged to a Christian boy who wants to wait until after the wedding, and she uses my son since she's only willing to play being celibate. It's a different world now.

649 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:41:54pm

re: #648 avanti

This new generation seems to be having all the fun. I was born too early. :sigh:

650 Cognito  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:42:29pm

re: #648 avanti


His strangest friend is engaged to a Christian boy who wants to wait until after the wedding, and she uses my son since she's only willing to play being celibate. It's a different world now.

That is sad. I can't say I think much of your son's morals, honestly.

651 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:44:22pm

re: #624 Cognito


First: Anyone can speculate what Pascal might have said. Such speculations happen all the time. WW(whoever)D? I'm sorry if that angers you, but it's a fairly common bit of conversation.

Doesn't anger me. I was just pointing out that it sounded pompous on your part to assume to do so. You know what they say about assuming? No doubt I do too, but I try to avoid the most obvious non no's.


Second: I think you're taking Pascal's wager a bit literally. He's not advocating a wager, per se, but rather leading his reader toward a conclusion about the reassurance to be found in faith. So again, I'm sorry if that angers you, but if it does, I think it's better directed at Pascal. Not me.

Bull. Have you read his explanation on that somewhere? Regardless, the wager, as commonly referenced, is so trivially simple that it is used constantly to be taken in it's most literal sense by people who think that religious observance is a matter of obedience as much as belief. Your attempt to make it more sophisticated and thereby remove the triviality, essentially destroys the original statement. I have no problem with the fact that many find reassurance in faith. That is all you need to say, if you want to state the obvious.


Third: Are you putting forth the notion that I've insulted God's intelligence? That's a discussion all its own. But it comes down to this: You can't insult him unless he's there. So the 'insult' is a bit lost, on atheists.

Literalist interpretation of the wager do insult God's intelligence, but of course from an atheists perspective that is the same as insulting the believer's intelligence; in this particular case, I hasten to say, as I have no desire to insult my believer friends here. Hence, I cannot agree that anything in that regard is lost, on me.

Fourth: Where did I say that anyone's existence is baseless? I disagree to the profoundest, most strenuous degree. To the contrary, I say that there is a God, and therefore our lives are full of meaning.

No you said that OUR lives have NO meaning otherwise.

Our means everyone. Correct?

I simply corrected your presumption that only those who share your beliefs can have meaning.

Again, I have this feeling all this was said somewhere upstream.

652 avanti  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:46:50pm

re: #649 Slumbering Behemoth

This new generation seems to be having all the fun. I was born too early. :sigh:

In some ways it's kind of sad. The "nice" girls do oral sex like we once necked in the back seat, it's no big deal to them to do a friend or boyfriend that favor. Hell, for me a decent kiss goodnight was a big deal back in the day.

653 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:47:21pm

re: #646 lostlakehiker

re: #497 avanti

Chocolate goes right next to the spot in your brain sex does. If you can't get laid, have a Ho Ho.

But if you can have even one ho, you can get laid.

/groan

Please tell me that this was a setup.

654 Wonder95  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:54:02pm

Hey Charles, I guess one-sided journalism isn't ok for The Goracle, but it is in this case? Nice.

655 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 8:59:15pm

Hey! I meant to say, 50 cents on comment #654!

656 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 9:04:48pm

re: #654 Wonder95

Hey Charles, I guess one-sided journalism isn't ok for The Goracle, but it is in this case? Nice.

Pick on someone your own size, if you can find anyone here.

657 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 9:05:46pm

I did mean that in the small sense. Made sense when first typed. oh well...

658 Salamantis  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 9:42:18pm

re: #654 Wonder95

Hey Charles, I guess one-sided journalism isn't ok for The Goracle, but it is in this case? Nice.

There have to actually be two sides for a plea for even-handedness to possess traction, and there aren't. Evolution has been supported by all of the empirical evidence that the biosciences have produced since the theory first appeared 150 years ago. On the other hand, creationism/ID isn't even a scientific theory, for there is not a single shred of empirical evidence that supports it; it is a sectarian religious dogma, nothing more.

659 Franktalk  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 11:13:02pm

Actually I find it refreshing to hear that Forbes gave some space for an alternate opinion. Now we need MSNBC and CNN to do the same. Although some believe they already do. They have two people on who hate conservatives, one just hates more than the other.

You Darwinist need to lighten up a little, try a diet.

660 TradeBait  Wed, Feb 18, 2009 11:47:06pm

re: #659 Franktalk

You Darwinist need to lighten up a little, try a diet.

Not much chance of that on these evolution threads, Franktalk. Anyone with an alternate opinion, no matter how delicately stated, is a ... moron. When the book burnings get underway, I hope they don't forget to include their copies of Principia Mathematica. You can't enlighten the entire world on the subject of gravity if you're a creationist moron like Sir Issac Newton.

661 freetoken  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:26:44am

re: #660 TradeBait

Anyone with an alternate opinion, no matter how delicately stated, is a ... moron.

Delicacy is for oysters on the half shell!

These evolution/ID threads confront a trend among the "conservative" outlets to ignore reality for the sake of spreading some people's (and not even all Christians') pet doctrines of creationism, usually under the guise of countering the evil secular humanists.

It is dirty work, but somebody has to do it. I'm glad Charles has the stomach to work on it.

Since however you seem to want Forbes to publish "an alternate opinion" (to evolution), what would you like them to publish.

662 tntb  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:00:20am

Forbes lost any prestige they may have had when they let Dan Lyons push SCO Group propaganda denouncing Linux as being copied from Unix.

663 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:32:58am

re: #660 TradeBait

Not much chance of that on these evolution threads, Franktalk. Anyone with an alternate opinion, no matter how delicately stated, is a ... moron. When the book burnings get underway, I hope they don't forget to include their copies of Principia Mathematica. You can't enlighten the entire world on the subject of gravity if you're a creationist moron like Sir Issac Newton.

First, Sir Isaac Newton worked in physics, not the biosciences. Second, he was dead before Charles Darwin was ever born, so he never got a chance to render his opinion on evolution. But don't allow mere facts to introduce any cognitive dissonance into your dogmatic mind.

664 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:34:48am

re: #659 Franktalk

Actually I find it refreshing to hear that Forbes gave some space for an alternate opinion. Now we need MSNBC and CNN to do the same. Although some believe they already do. They have two people on who hate conservatives, one just hates more than the other.

You Darwinist need to lighten up a little, try a diet.

Maybe next, they'll jump REALLY ahead of the curve, and render alternastive opinions on astrology, alchemy, and flat earth geocentrism.

Jumping the rotting carcass of a long dead dogmatic shark is more like it.

665 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:43:04am

re: #659 Franktalk

You Darwinist need to lighten up a little, try a diet.

My diet's rich in evolved dinosaurs... Raptor Parmesan.

re: #660 TradeBait

You can't enlighten the entire world on the subject of gravity if you're a creationist moron like Sir Issac Newton.

Are you asserting that had Sir Isaac Newton had the chance to peer review Darwin's work he would have rejected it? The man was instrumental in elevating the Enlightenment. Newton's work was a rejection of an interventionist God. He was called a heretic. I don't think he's the "creationist" you think he is.

666 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:10:57am

re: #663 Salamantis

First, Sir Isaac Newton worked in physics, not the biosciences. Second, he was dead before Charles Darwin was ever born, so he never got a chance to render his opinion on evolution. But don't allow mere facts to introduce any cognitive dissonance into your dogmatic mind.

If no one other than those working in the field of biology are qualified to consider or comment on evolution, a lot of you posting here will have to find another topic, I think.

Secondly, evolutionary thought did not begin with Darwin. Greek philosophers had been advancing the theory since well before Christ. Anaximander published a text called On Nature around 520 BC. In this work he proposed that life started as slime in the oceans and eventually moved to drier places and he advanced the idea that species evolve over time. Aristotle also developed a rudimentary model of evolution while working on species classification. I'm fairly certain that an educated man such as Newton would have had exposure to these theories.

But don't let actual facts get in the way of your faux facts.

667 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:17:24am

re: #666 TradeBait

But don't let actual facts get in the way of your faux facts.

Right- your little factoid that Newton was a creationist?

668 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:21:54am

re: #665 Sharmuta

Are you asserting that had Sir Isaac Newton had the chance to peer review Darwin's work he would have rejected it? The man was instrumental in elevating the Enlightenment. Newton's work was a rejection of an interventionist God. He was called a heretic. I don't think he's the "creationist" you think he is.

One of the most famous stories about Newton tells of his encounter with a friend who happened to be an atheist. To paraphrase, the friend ask Newton who had made the splendid model of the solar system that Newton kept in his office. Newton commented that no one had made it. No, seriously, his friend insisted, who made the model. No one made it, Newton repeated. The friend was incredulous. That's impossible, he told Newton. Newton replied, you believe this model required a maker, but you think the heavens are an accident?

Newton, whatever else he may have been, was a devout Christian.

669 s.r.  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:24:32am

I'd like to say I disagree...

Not because I'm a creationist, (Though I'm a Christian, When have those two things been mutually exclusive? It seems rather recent.) but for the same reason I like seeing 9/11 conspiracy theorists put on the national stage...not because it gives them a platform to spread their hate (which they do quite well on their own.) But because the blinding light of scrutiny that saying something on public record can achieve. It's the same reason I'm in favor of letting Scientologists preach their core beliefs to the world, and for that matter, the reason they don't, as a whole, talk about what it is they actually believe to a wide audience.

Let them make asses out of themselves every chance they get. As long as there are people calling them on it, it'd the best thing to happen to scientific community in decades.

670 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:27:40am

re: #668 TradeBait

He was certainly a man of his times as well as being ahead of it. I'm not going to deny Newton's religion, but you do deny his contribution to the Enlightenment and the foundations of science when you label him as a creationist. It is a distortion, and you do it deliberately.

671 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:33:18am

re: #670 Sharmuta

He was certainly a man of his times as well as being ahead of it. I'm not going to deny Newton's religion, but you do deny his contribution to the Enlightenment and the foundations of science when you label him as a creationist. It is a distortion, and you do it deliberately.

As noted by the little parable in my previous post, Newton was most definitely a creationist. He was also probably the most brilliant scientist who ever lived. I'm sorry if the two concepts don't mesh neatly in your little world.

672 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:37:27am

re: #671 TradeBait

It's your little world they don't mesh with. He wrote a book about "corruptions" in Scripture, and you want me to believe he was a literalist? Not. Going. To. Happen.

673 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:40:45am

re: #672 Sharmuta

It's your little world they don't mesh with. He wrote a book about "corruptions" in Scripture, and you want me to believe he was a literalist? Not. Going. To. Happen.

Don't. Care. Whether. It. Happens. Or. Not.

Newton believed a living God created the universe. Your denial of that well-known and oft-publicized fact doesn't alter or diminish it.

674 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:48:41am

re: #673 TradeBait

What part of "I'm not going to deny Newton's religion" did you not understand? You, however, continue to deny his cementing of scientific principles, ignoring it so you can assert he would have rejected evolution. I don't think you're right. But regardless, it's moot. He wasn't alive when Darwin published Origins. It's like saying Benjamin Franklin was a creationist. It's kind of pathetic to pin your rejection of evolution on a dead man who didn't even get a chance to learn of the theory, and if he had might very well have accepted it. Weak.

675 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 3:03:57am

re: #674 Sharmuta

What part of "I'm not going to deny Newton's religion" did you not understand? You, however, continue to deny his cementing of scientific principles, ignoring it so you can assert he would have rejected evolution. I don't think you're right. But regardless, it's moot. He wasn't alive when Darwin published Origins. It's like saying Benjamin Franklin was a creationist. It's kind of pathetic to pin your rejection of evolution on a dead man who didn't even get a chance to learn of the theory, and if he had might very well have accepted it. Weak.

I just said that Newton was probably the greatest scientist who ever lived. How much more praise can I heap upon the man's scientific achievements?

And you continue to deny, distort and divert from the fact that evolution was a known concept during Newton's lifetime, just as you, and others, continue to label anyone, whether pundit, preacher or scientist, as a moron because they do not accept your evolutionary dogma at face value.

Tell you what, skippy, if you prove to me that life can arise from inanimate matter, then I'll go the extra mile and deny the possibility that a superior intelligence can exist outside the material plane we occupy. Until you can prove that, you're simply preaching a different religion, in my opinion. And despite your errant conclusions, I'm not an adherent of any religion, including the Holy Book of Evolution.

And unfortunately that's all the time I have this morning. Thanks for an interesting and stimulating discussion.

676 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 3:12:13am

re: #675 TradeBait

See- the problem is, science isn't about taking things at "face value". I wasn't aware of quite a bit of empirical data which shows the veracity of the theory, but once I looked, you know, past the "face value", I found the evidence beyond compelling. I accept it because I didn't take it face value.

677 Brit in Japan  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 4:28:56am

Jolly good! Almost the entire ID playbook in one post...

just as you, and others, continue to label anyone, whether pundit, preacher or scientist, as a moron because they do not accept your evolutionary dogma at face value.

"It's insulting to disagree with us." + "dogma" projection + "face value" lie.

Tell you what, skippy, if you prove to me that life can arise from inanimate matter, then I'll go the extra mile and deny the possibility that a superior intelligence can exist outside the material plane we occupy.

"Misdirection to biogenesis" - why does that never get old with them? Even more interesting, why do they think it will work this time? It reminds me of that episode of Blackadder Goes Forth when he guesses the secret WWI plan ("to walk very slowly towards the enemy trenches") - "How did you know?" gasps the general. "Because it is the same plan we used the last time, the time before that, and the 27 times before that. And it doesn't work because everyone dies in the first five minutes."

In this case substitute with 5 nano-seconds: Lizards have seen that bogus play too many times.

Until you can prove that, you're simply preaching a different religion, in my opinion.

"It's a religion" - oh brother.

And despite your errant conclusions, I'm not an adherent of any religion, including the Holy Book of Evolution.

"I'm not a creationist, really I'm not! I just say the same things." - Yar, what a coincidence.

And unfortunately that's all the time I have this morning. Thanks for an interesting and stimulating discussion.

Retreat in terror before Sal and Charles calls them out.

I lost my five shiny pounds though, so I'm not happy. :(


BiJ

678 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 4:33:27am

re: #677 Brit in Japan

You did just fine calling him out on your own.

679 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:08:58am

Actually, I've never been terrified of lizards. Spiders do give me a little pause, however. And honestly, you have no factual basis for your contention that I'm a creationist. Do I entertain the possibility? Absolutely! Do I insist upon it? Absolutely not. I think the jury is still out, unless as I said, you can provide proof that life arises from inanimate matter. And calling people with whom you disagree morons or dumb butts is not an intellectual argument, my friend. It's the preferred refuge of children on a playground. I've never insisted that anyone believe in creationism, just as I don't insist that they believe in evolution. I tend to respect any viewpoint, as long as it's presented in a civil manner. Any reasonable debate requires both sides of an issue.

As far as being called out by anyone or everyone posting here, that's about as troubling to me as a sunny day. Do you really believe that my world would come crashing down if I were denied entry to this little fiefdom of insular thought? I hate to burst your bubble, but you don't rate that much influence in my life.

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
--Voltaire

680 freetoken  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:14:03am

re: #679 TradeBait

Absolutely not. I think the jury is still out, unless as I said, you can provide proof that life arises from inanimate matter.

Down-dinged for your bald refusal to differentiate speciation from biogenesis.

Such M.O. is the normal calling card of activist creationists (whether you are one or not.)

681 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:19:18am

re: #679 TradeBait

First- I thought you didn't have anymore time this morning.

Second- the burden of proof is not on evolution, it's on creationists. They have yet to provide any empirical data whatsoever. Evolution doesn't discuss origins. You're trying to bring a different field of study, with it's various hypothesis into the equation to obfuscate the existing science.

The theory of evolution presumes life already exists. Once life is present, evolution works upon it like a mechanism. The evidence for this has been building for over 150 years, and it's staggering in it's scope.

Creation, on the other hand has... the ball in it's court. Where's the data? We're all waiting. Even just a testable hypothesis... Anything? *crickets*

682 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:29:20am

re: #680 freetoken

Down-dinged for your bald refusal to differentiate speciation from biogenesis.

Such M.O. is the normal calling card of activist creationists (whether you are one or not.)

Simply because there is no difference in the mind of most evolution proponents. When is the last time you heard a evolutionist differentiate between the two? Never, I'm willing to bet. The argument, at least in their point of view, always begins with life arising on the earth or life arises anywhere there is liquid water. That has never, repeat never, been demonstrated. Yet, evolution apologists regard it as absolute truth. Belief in something you can't prove is called faith, not science.

re: #681 Sharmuta

First- I thought you didn't have anymore time this morning.

Yeah, I tend to check in at my leisure. I read LGF many times each and every day. And since I was so haughtily called out, I thought I would try to ignore my terrified trembling long enough to respond.

683 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:31:27am

re: #682 TradeBait

And the empirical data or even a testable hypothesis...?

684 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:35:06am

re: #683 Sharmuta

I'm awaiting your empirical data on the life arises hypothesis.

685 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:37:55am

re: #684 TradeBait

There are hypothesis being tested, and the lack of evidence in biogenesis doesn't invalidate evolution anyways.

And your testable hypothesis is...where?

686 Rustler  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:41:08am

re: #668 TradeBait Being a devout Christian is not contrary to belief in evolution. And what ever religious philosophy you wish to Annoint Newton with is on you.

687 Rustler  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:43:57am

re: #671 TradeBait
Your Parable proves nothing about his religious beliefs. It has to do with a discussion on faith with an athiest. Belief in an initial creation does not discount belief in Evolution as Evolution doesn't speak to the creation of the world nor the creation of life. Evolution deals with how life Evolved(changed) over time after it exsisted.

688 Mr Secul  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:44:38am

re: #677 Brit in Japan

"Misdirection to biogenesis" - why does that never get old with them?

They think that if you accept evolution then you reject God. You replace God with evolution.

Since they believe that God created life, they believe that evolution must also have created life. It has to answer the same questions that God answers for them.

They need to know the reason why we are here.

In particular, they need to know that the reason is a good one.

They need to know that the universe cares about them.

They need to know that they will live happily ever after.

Evolution doesn't supply those needs.

They don't want to hear that they are here because that shit happens with replicating molecules plus feedback.

They don't want to hear that because it doesn't give them much hope in the living happily ever after department, or the universe cares about them department.

They find evolution scary and horrific. It has the stench of everlasting mortality about it.

689 freetoken  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:48:32am

re: #682 TradeBait

Simply because there is no difference in the mind of most evolution proponents. When is the last time you heard a evolutionist differentiate between the two?

It is brought up over and over in these ID threads, and is discussed at length. It is the activists creationists who confuse/smear the two, not those informed by the sciences of biology and geology.

Since I spend quite a bit of my free time browsing science web sites (LGF being one of the few contemporary events/politics sites I read) it is not uncommon for me to come across articles that ponder biogenesis... so yes, I see articles on this.

690 Rustler  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:57:21am

re: #668 TradeBait

Historian Stephen D. Snobelen says of Newton, "Isaac Newton was a heretic. But like Nicodemus, the secret disciple of Jesus, he never made a public declaration of his private faith – which the orthodox would have deemed extremely radical. He hid his faith so well that scholars are still unravelling his personal beliefs."[29] Snobelen concludes that Newton was at least a Socinian sympathiser (he owned and had thoroughly read at least eight Socinian books), possibly an Arian and almost certainly an antitrinitarian.[29] In an age notable for its religious intolerance there are few public expressions of Newton's radical views, most notably his refusal to take holy orders and his refusal, on his death bed, to take the sacrament when it was offered to him.[29]

In a view disputed by Snobelen,[29] T.C. Pfizenmaier argues that Newton held the Eastern Orthodox view of the Trinity rather than the Western one held by Roman Catholics, Anglicans, and most Protestants.[30] In his own day, he was also accused of being a Rosicrucian (as were many in the Royal Society and in the court of Charles II).[31]

Are really the views of a devout Christian yep. Newton if anything was a Dieist. He believed in a Creator but yet believed in science as well.

691 Rustler  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:57:40am
Newton and Robert Boyle’s mechanical philosophy was promoted by rationalist pamphleteers as a viable alternative to the pantheists and enthusiasts, and was accepted hesitantly by orthodox preachers as well as dissident preachers like the latitudinarians.[37] Thus, the clarity and simplicity of science was seen as a way to combat the emotional and metaphysical superlatives of both superstitious enthusiasm and the threat of atheism,[38] and, at the same time, the second wave of English deists used Newton's discoveries to demonstrate the possibility of a "Natural Religion."


"Newton," by William Blake; here, Newton is depicted as a "divine geometer"The attacks made against pre-Enlightenment "magical thinking," and the mystical elements of Christianity, were given their foundation with Boyle’s mechanical conception of the Universe. Newton gave Boyle’s ideas their completion through mathematical proofs and, perhaps more importantly, was very successful in popularising them.[39] Newton refashioned the world governed by an interventionist God into a world crafted by a God that designs along rational and universal principles.[40] These principles were available for all people to discover, allowed people to pursue their own aims fruitfully in this life, not the next, and to perfect themselves with their own rational powers.[41]

Newton saw God as the master creator whose existence could not be denied in the face of the grandeur of all creation.[42][43][44] His spokesman, Clarke, rejected Leibniz' theodicy which cleared God from the responsibility for "l'origine du mal" by making God removed from participation in his creation, since as Clarke pointed out, such a deity would be a king in name only, and but one step away from atheism.[45] But the unforeseen theological consequence of the success of Newton's system over the next century was to reinforce the deist position advocated by Leibniz.[46] The understanding of the world was now brought down to the level of simple human reason, and humans, as Odo Marquard argued, became responsible for the correction and elimination of evil.[47]

692 Rustler  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 5:59:56am

All the above is not the Views of a good Christian. They talk against the Church in his day and age Newton was called a heretic. Please come back about his devout adherance to the Christian faith when you understand a bit more about the man.

693 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 6:36:38am

re: #685 Sharmuta

But the lack of evidence does invalidate creationism? I don't buy that. You're right on one point, though. Scientists are trying, with fervent zeal, to create life in the laboratory. And truthfully, they are no closer today than they were when Dr. Stanley Miller conducted his famous biogenesis experiment in the 1950s. That illusive spark of life stubbornly refuses to ignite. Shouldn't their testable hypothesis have yielded some meager fruit by now, well over a half century later? If they simply keep trying ad infinitum is that all the proof you need? I'm not choosing one possibility over another. I'm just keeping my mind and my options open.

As I noted in previous posts, no less than the esteemed astronomer Carl Sagan referred to the Big Bang as a modern scientific creation myth. Is one myth more palatable than another because the scientific community unilaterally decided among themselves to regard it as scientific? Albert Einstein believed in the steady state model of the universe . He refused to accept the idea of an accelerating universe until it was empirically proven to be correct. Was he a heretic because he refused to succumb to the popular science of the day?

re: #687 Rustler

Your Parable proves nothing about his religious beliefs. It has to do with a discussion on faith with an athiest. Belief in an initial creation does not discount belief in Evolution as Evolution doesn't speak to the creation of the world nor the creation of life. Evolution deals with how life Evolved(changed) over time after it exsisted.

Newton's religious nature is well-documented. Anyone interested can certainly Google it, as I have. He was most definitely a creationist and a devout believer in God as the creator. Anyone arguing otherwise, whether purposely or not, is not being factual. His disbelieve in certain traditions of the church doesn't imply that he wasn't devoutly religious in a traditional sense. And even if he was a Deist, that wouldn't gain him any points in these pages. I'm agnostic, myself. But I'm a rabid creationist to hear most of these folks tell it.

Anyway, here are a few choice Newton quotes. And please don't tell me that he wouldn't get tarred as a bible-believing Christian in here for saying them. We all know that's not the case.


It became Him who created it to set it in order; and if he did so, it is unphilosophical to seek for any other origin of the world, or to pretend that it might arise out of a chaos by the mere laws of Nature.

The instinct of brutes and insects can be the effect of nothing else than the wisdom and skill of a powerful, ever-living agent.

We account the Scriptures of God to be the most sublime philosophy. I find more sure marks of authenticity in the Bible than in any profane history whatever.

We are not to consider the world as a body of God: He is an uniform being, devoid of organs, members, or parts; and they are His creatures, subordinate to Him, and subservient to His will.


Sounds pretty darned religious to me!

694 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 6:39:19am

re: #693 TradeBait

But the lack of evidence does invalidate creationism?

Yes- there is no evidence to support a literal 6 day creation. And you are still mixing two different fields of study, so that's why you fail to understand the problem with your argument.

There is no evidence that refutes evolution. None.

695 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 6:48:52am

re: #694 Sharmuta

Yes- there is no evidence to support a literal 6 day creation. And you are still mixing two different fields of study, so that's why you fail to understand the problem with your argument.

There is no evidence that refutes evolution. None.

I never said, or even implied, that I believe in a six-day creation. Where do you get that assumption? The young earth theory holds no water, in my opinion. I simply keep open the possibility that life on earth, or elsewhere in the universe, could be the result of an intelligence that is beyond our mortal comprehension. And it would follow, that any intelligence that could create life could also modify and engineer it.

696 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 7:11:48am

re: #695 TradeBait

And evolution doesn't alter the fact that one can still maintain a belief in God while accepting the veracity of the theory, so what's the problem?

697 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 7:34:21am

re: #696 Sharmuta

And evolution doesn't alter the fact that one can still maintain a belief in God while accepting the veracity of the theory, so what's the problem?

No problem! That's exactly my point. One belief doesn't necessarily refute the other. I love the theory of natural selection and I regard it as truth. It quite neatly explains the almost infinite variety of life on earth. But as I said, any intelligence that could create life could also modify and engineer it. It certainly wouldn't surprise me to learn that life has been tinkered with along the way. Scientists certainly can't create life, at least not at this point, but they have had some modest success at engineering the genome. Would our theoretical outside intelligence, if it indeed does exist, do any less?

698 Basho  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 7:34:24am

re: #679 TradeBait

I think the jury is still out, unless as I said, you can provide proof that life arises from inanimate matter. A

[Link: www.talkorigins.org...]

699 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 7:38:47am

re: #698 Basho

[Link: www.talkorigins.org...]

Sorry, Basho, but I don't have to follow your link to know beyond any doubt that scientists have not created life. If they had, it would be trumpeted on the front page of every newspaper and internet blog in existence, and most especially this one. ;oP

700 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 7:40:33am

It burns us, Precious!

701 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 7:44:23am

re: #700 Sharmuta

It burns us, Precious!

And on that powerhouse quote of infinite intellectual prowess, I will again bid you adieu. I'll try to check back later to see if I've been called out again. I just hope my fragile psyche can withstand the withering abuse.

Bye. Bye

702 Basho  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 7:48:39am

re: #699 TradeBait

[Link: scienceblogs.com...]

We're one step closer to self-sustaining chemical replicators, similar to what would have existed a few billion years ago, before true cells evolved. Lincoln and Joyce have created a couple of relatively simple molecules that assemble themselves from even simpler precursors in a test tube.

703 Basho  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 7:59:27am

re: #702 Basho

Heh... I like PZ's foresight:

Now you might be saying, "But these are designed enzymes, created by a couple of intelligent scientists!" Not quite.

704 Sharmuta  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 8:10:20am

re: #701 TradeBait

Right. As if everyone at this blog has never seen quote mining, misrepresentations, conflation of two separate fields of science, obfuscation, and an adamant refusal to examine the evidence before you commented on this issue. You folks really seem to think you're the first to come along with such a great and crushing blow to evolutionary theory. And yet you fail to understand that science is bound to follow the evidence where it leads- evolution would be falsified were the evidence there to suggest it's an inaccurate theory. No such evidence exists. Questions that still remain in the theory and around the theory do not invalidate the theory itself. Perhaps if you were to study the theory, or science in general, a bit more you'd learn this.

But, your rhetoric is too revealing and we know from your rhetoric you're not interested in learning because we've seen it before.

705 Basho  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 8:17:08am

Err, this puzzles me...

After showing lightning, earthquakes, disease, etc., have no supernatural cause behind them, many began to cling to life as not being natural. With the understanding of biochemistry scientists have accumulated over the past century or so, it has largely been shown that life is just another natural process. Yet, many hold on to every last strand they can grasp, irreducible complexity and such...

The smartest people of today, having accepted that life isn't supernatural, have now moved on to consciousness as its final stronghold, ie;
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I wouldn't place my bets on them, though...

706 snopes  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 8:22:17am

re: #31 Salamantis

Pascal's wager has a dark flip side. If you spend this present life doing what you think God wants you to do with it instead of what you want to do with it in order to attain a favored place in a believed-in next, and that belief is a delusion, then when you die you have sacrifieced your entire existence for nothing but a baseless mirage.

Usually people attribute only two choices to Pascal's wager - belief and nonbelief - but that is false. One could choose belief but he could easily choose the wrong set of beliefs. Then every hour he spent currying God's favor, he'd still end up pissing God off. Pascal's Wager actually favors non-belief when you consider the whole set of alternatives (picking a belief system but picking the wrong one).

707 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 8:47:16am

re: #701 TradeBait

And on that powerhouse quote of infinite intellectual prowess, I will again bid you adieu. I'll try to check back later to see if I've been called out again. I just hope my fragile psyche can withstand the withering abuse.

Bye. Bye

There's that combination of invincible ignorance and snotty superiority for which creationists are justly famous.

708 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 8:51:52am

re: #671 TradeBait

As noted by the little parable in my previous post, Newton was most definitely a creationist. He was also probably the most brilliant scientist who ever lived. I'm sorry if the two concepts don't mesh neatly in your little world.

What a completely bizarre, completely irrelevant argument. It's been pointed out to you over and over that Isaac Newton lived long before Charles Darwin, and therefore could be expected to be a creationist. EVERYONE was a creationist during Newton's time - they didn't know any better.

But you just keep compulsively regurgitating it again and again, as if you expect applause for showing your intellectual ass.

709 claire  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 9:21:58am

Tradebait- Do you think that God had some hand in creating each creature on earth? Or just some of them? Did he tinker, or did he poof them into existence with a magic wand? Does natural selection account for the diversity of life- some of it, most of it, or all of it? Or maybe just for animals, but not for humans?

I wish you would be more precise about how you are applying the term "creationist." The degree matters and it looks like you may be conflating any belief in God with being a creationist. You may believe that God created the heavens and the earth. That's nice, but how exactly?

If you believe any object including planets, or creature including humans was poofed here fully formed, in-situ- you are a creationist in the young earth mold.

If you believe that natural selection accounts for most of life, but some of it clearly was tinkered with, like humans, and you have no hypothesis for which parts were tinkered with and no evidence for any of it other than a gut feeling, then you are a creationist in the ID mold.

If you believe there's a God and you have a purpose on this earth but natural selection accounts for your arrival here, you are not a creationist as the term is generally defined within these arguments.

710 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:00:26am

re: #707 Charles

There's that combination of invincible ignorance and snotty superiority for which creationists are justly famous.

Hi Charles! That's exactly how I would define the attitude I've encountered since I first joined the discussion, except that it borders more on the infantile with the churlish taunts of moron, dumb butt, etc.

And would you call [It burns us, Precious!] a coherent retort given the weight of the issues being debated? I certainly wouldn't. It's not even remotely clever, in my humble assessment. I may have been a little brusque in my reply, but at least I didn't call him silly names!

re: #708 Charles

What a completely bizarre, completely irrelevant argument. It's been pointed out to you over and over that Isaac Newton lived long before Charles Darwin, and therefore could be expected to be a creationist. EVERYONE was a creationist during Newton's time - they didn't know any better.

But you just keep compulsively regurgitating it again and again, as if you expect applause for showing your intellectual ass.

Applause? Not in the least, my friend. I'd settle for a civil discussion any day. Creationist are nothing new, nor are naturalists or revisionists or evolutionists. And as I furtherre: #709 claire

pointed out, the Greek philosopher, Anaximander, was publishing evolutionary teachings well before the birth of Christ, as was Aristotle to a lesser extent. We can steadfastly deny that fact, I suppose, but it wouldn't make it any less factual. Instead, I would submit that it was a rebuttal to such ideas that prompted Newton to to say: It became Him who created it to set it in order; and if he did so, it is unphilosophical to seek for any other origin of the world, or to pretend that it might arise out of a chaos by the mere laws of Nature. If everyone was a Creationist during the age of Newton, why would that statement be necessary? Maybe Newton just wanted to preach to the choir, if I may be allowed a biblical reference.

No, evolutionary thought is nothing new. It's just a new term for an ancient concept. It has its roots in the doctrine of Humanism. And Humanism is nothing new at all. It's been around through the millennia in one guise or another. Way back in the biblical dark ages, the author of a Psalm said, The fool has said in his heart there is no God. So, I guess there were a few nonconformists around even then, huh? Now, I don't know if there is or isn't a God, but t doesn't mean that rational people can't ponder the question.

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As a sidebar, I have a technical question/advisory. I keep getting a javascript script error dialog when I exit the comments page. Something to the effect that a script is running long or something of that nature. It may be that my old computer just can't keep up, but I thought I'd let you know.

Cheers!

711 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:08:33am

re: #710 TradeBait

That comment is in competition for the most incoherent creationist post ever.

And yes, you're obviously a creationist; I don't know why you think it's necessary to deny it.

712 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:17:08am

re: #709 claire

Tradebait- Do you think that God had some hand in creating each creature on earth? Or just some of them? Did he tinker, or did he poof them into existence with a magic wand? Does natural selection account for the diversity of life- some of it, most of it, or all of it? Or maybe just for animals, but not for humans?

Hi Claire. I'm not sure! I am sure that I have posted my ambivalence on the question over and over again, though no one seems to recall those comments. I did use the word tinkering, though. So, I'll own that one.

One of the most intriguing aspects of the debate for me is the great gulf that exists between the animal mind and human mind. No matter what your beliefs, that is a gap of almost infinate proportions. Our closest relatives, as it is commonly reported, are chimpanzees. Yet, the chimpanzee brain is eons behind the self-awareness and technical ability of the human brain. So yeah, I wouldn't be adverse to thinking there was a little tinkering going on there. Actually, it's a fascinating concept to me. Modern scientists have theories, but they have no definitive answers concerning how the ancient Egyptians managed to build the pyramids, or how the ancient Mayans attained such an advanced knowledge of astronomy.

So no, I don't know if, or to what extent, any outside intelligence contributed to our existence. But I know just as much about that as those who claim that life can arise from inanimate matter. Because at the end of the day, there are no certainties on either position.

713 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:28:47am

re: #711 Charles

That comment is in competition for the most incoherent creationist post ever.

Well, I'm in good company, then.


And yes, you're obviously a creationist; I don't know why you think it's necessary to deny it.

I honestly think it could go either way. I'm hedging my bet.

714 Claire  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:33:10am

re: #710 TradeBait

Yes, I'm aware that the idea of evolution goes back that far. Who here is denying that? (Darwin didn't invent the idea, he provided the mechanism by which it could work.) Are you using Newton to argue from authority that he must have been aware of evolution, automatically conflated it to Godlessness, and thus rejected it based on superior personal judgment or evidence of some sort that should carry any weight in 2009? How bizarre. Jesus probably thought the earth was flat. How does that rock your worldview?

It's weird how I can't seem to find the point to any of your posts...

715 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:44:02am

re: #714 Claire

It's not a coincidence that when you Google "Isaac Newton creationism" you get page after page of creationist websites spewing exactly the same talking points as 'TradeBait'.

716 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:45:14am

re: #714 Claire

Yes, I'm aware that the idea of evolution goes back that far. Who here is denying that? (Darwin didn't invent the idea, he provided the mechanism by which it could work.) Are you using Newton to argue from authority that he must have been aware of evolution, automatically conflated it to Godlessness, and thus rejected it based on superior personal judgment or evidence of some sort that should carry any weight in 2009? How bizarre. Jesus probably thought the earth was flat. How does that rock your worldview?

It's weird how I can't seem to find the point to any of your posts...

If I'm not mistaken, it was Charles who denied that evolution goes back that far. He stated that everyone during Newton's time were creationists.

I was pointing out, or attempting to, that science and religion aren't mutually exclusive concepts. Newton was at once a devoutly religious man and an astoundingly brilliant theoretician. I wasn't attempting to validate his point of view, simply asserting that he held that point of view.

To my knowledge, Jesus didn't comment on the particular geometry of the earth, so it would be pretty difficult to assess what he did or didn't believe about it. But it is noted in Isaiah that God sits upon the circle of the earth. Maybe it was a two-dimensional, flat circle, though. Who can know with any certainty?

717 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:50:03am

re: #716 TradeBait

If I'm not mistaken, it was Charles who denied that evolution goes back that far. He stated that everyone during Newton's time were creationists.

No, I didn't deny that some people advanced philsophical arguments that bear some resemblance to the theory of evolution. But feel free to seize on one word in one comment, and hammer it to death.

The point stands that in Newton's time, there was no scientific theory of evolution. And the point also stands that your argument is silly and irrelevant.

718 tremblur  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:50:52am

Jesus thought the world was flat? What prooftext do you have of that?
I didn't find post 710 incoherent at all. I thought the argument was well stated, and well ignored at the same time.

"To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree". -Charles Darwin

Absurd indeed.

719 tremblur  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:56:37am

To say there was "no scientfic theory of evolution" is simply semantics. Certainly not akin to the "On the Origin of Species by means of Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favoured Races" variety.

720 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 10:57:03am

re: #718 tremblur

"To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree". -Charles Darwin

Absurd indeed.

And here come the quote miners.

Creationists are completely shameless about taking this quote out of context. Here's the rest of what Darwin had to say about the evolution of the eye.

To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of Spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree. When it was first said that the sun stood still and the world turned round, the common sense of mankind declared the doctrine false; but the old saying of Vox populi, vox Dei ["the voice of the people = the voice of God "], as every philosopher knows, cannot be trusted in science. Reason tells me, that if numerous gradations from a simple and imperfect eye to one complex and perfect can be shown to exist, each grade being useful to its possessor, as is certain the case; if further, the eye ever varies and the variations be inherited, as is likewise certainly the case; and if such variations should be useful to any animal under changing conditions of life, then the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.

Shameless.

721 Basho  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:08:33am

re: #712 TradeBait

Modern scientists have theories, but they have no definitive answers concerning how the ancient Egyptians managed to build the pyramids, or how the ancient Mayans attained such an advanced knowledge of astronomy.

Oh great, not only is theory used as a misnomer, but these points come straight out of crank UFO literature. We got a real bright one here...

722 Charles Johnson  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:12:43am

When creationists post these distorted, dishonest, out of context quotes, I always have to wonder: which book of the Bible says it's fine and dandy to bear false witness?

723 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:13:34am

re: #666 TradeBait

If no one other than those working in the field of biology are qualified to consider or comment on evolution, a lot of you posting here will have to find another topic, I think.

The comments of a scientist in a nonrelated field are worth scarecly more than those of a lay person, because they lack any expertise in it. Besidwes which, considering all that has been learned and publicly disseminated about the topic since more than a hundred years before Darwin was even born, the average lay person today would put poor Newton to shame on the subject. Not to mention completely baffling him in his own field, with references to relativity theory and quantum mechanics.

Secondly, evolutionary thought did not begin with Darwin. Greek philosophers had been advancing the theory since well before Christ. Anaximander published a text called On Nature around 520 BC. In this work he proposed that life started as slime in the oceans and eventually moved to drier places and he advanced the idea that species evolve over time. Aristotle also developed a rudimentary model of evolution while working on species classification. I'm fairly certain that an educated man such as Newton would have had exposure to these theories.

But don't let actual facts get in the way of your faux facts.

Oh pul-LEEEZE! You're going to try to tell me with a straight face that a single book by one of many obscure ancient Greeks (we're not talking Plato or Aristotle here, and Greeks also wrote of many other things, like Thales said the entire universe was compoased of different kinds of water, and others claimed that horse hairs morphed into worms, and sunken river logs into crocodiles) was supposed to clue a physicist a millennium and a half later about evolution by environmental selection of species variation? You musta got that face Botoxed.

724 Kenneth  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:15:34am

re: #671 TradeBait

Newton's scientific views have to be taken in the context of the age he lived. On the subject of his religion, Newton rejected the divinity Christ and believed in a universal creator.

725 Kenneth  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:16:44am

re: #722 Charles

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek.
[1596 Shakespeare Merchant of Venice i. iii. 93]

726 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:18:42am

re: #721 Basho

Oh great, not only is theory used as a misnomer, but these points come straight out of crank UFO literature. We got a real bright one here...

I said absolutely nothing about UFOs, quotemeister. I said scientists don't understand how the ancients accomplished those feats. Period. Talk about circular reasoning. Goodness!

727 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:22:14am

re: #668 TradeBait

One of the most famous stories about Newton tells of his encounter with a friend who happened to be an atheist. To paraphrase, the friend ask Newton who had made the splendid model of the solar system that Newton kept in his office. Newton commented that no one had made it. No, seriously, his friend insisted, who made the model. No one made it, Newton repeated. The friend was incredulous. That's impossible, he told Newton. Newton replied, you believe this model required a maker, but you think the heavens are an accident?

Newton, whatever else he may have been, was a devout Christian.

Even many influential Christians born before Newton, such as Origen, Augustine, and Thoman Aquinus, rejected the book of Genesis as fact and only accepted it as metaphor. The acceptance of a Big Bang sparking deity has nothing whatsoever to do with whether or not evolution is responsible for species divergence; it undoubtably is.

728 MandyManners  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:22:55am

This thread is giving me vertigo.

729 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:27:23am

re: #728 MandyManners

This thread is giving me vertigo.

Need some Dramamine?

730 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:28:56am

re: #723 Salamantis

The comments of a scientist in a nonrelated field are worth scarecly more than those of a lay person, because they lack any expertise in it. Besidwes which, considering all that has been learned and publicly disseminated about the topic since more than a hundred years before Darwin was even born, the average lay person today would put poor Newton to shame on the subject. Not to mention completely baffling him in his own field, with references to relativity theory and quantum mechanics.

Well, call me crazy, but I'd take Newton's intellect every day of the week over any opinion I've read on this page, including my own, most assuredly. He consistently polls as the most influential scientific mind in the entire history of mankind, followed closely by Albert Einstein.

You musta got that face Botoxed.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. ;oP

731 Kenneth  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:30:20am

#668 TradeBait

Newton, whatever else he may have been, was a devout Christian.

Wrong. Newton specifically rejected the divinity of Christ. He believed in Arianism.

Newton & Arianism

732 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:30:34am

re: #724 Kenneth

Newton's scientific views have to be taken in the context of the age he lived. On the subject of his religion, Newton rejected the divinity Christ and believed in a universal creator.

I quite agree, Kenneth. At no time did I associate Newton with Christ.

733 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:30:40am

re: #675 TradeBait

I just said that Newton was probably the greatest scientist who ever lived. How much more praise can I heap upon the man's scientific achievements?

And you continue to deny, distort and divert from the fact that evolution was a known concept during Newton's lifetime, just as you, and others, continue to label anyone, whether pundit, preacher or scientist, as a moron because they do not accept your evolutionary dogma at face value.

This 'known concept' garbage is meretricious bullshit, and you continue to spread it. The entire world, with the exception of Alfred Russel Wallace and a few close frineds of his and of Darwin's, was shocked by Origin of Species. Thomas Henry Huxley himself said upon reading it "How stupid, not to have thought of that." Obviously, he had not HEARD of it previously, either - and he was one of the foremost intellects in England at the time.

Tell you what, skippy, if you prove to me that life can arise from inanimate matter, then I'll go the extra mile and deny the possibility that a superior intelligence can exist outside the material plane we occupy. Until you can prove that, you're simply preaching a different religion, in my opinion. And despite your errant conclusions, I'm not an adherent of any religion, including the Holy Book of Evolution.

And unfortunately that's all the time I have this morning. Thanks for an interesting and stimulating discussion.

Tell you want, sport, stop gratuitously confusing evolutionary biology with cosmology, theology and origins of life theory, and empirical science with dogmatic religion, and we'll see if we can't have ourselves a cogent conversation on one single fucking thing.

734 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:31:52am

re: #731 Kenneth

#668 TradeBait

Wrong. Newton specifically rejected the divinity of Christ. He believed in Arianism.

Newton & Arianism

Okay, maybe I did. Out of context. My bad. I meant a devout creationist, which I believe you alluded to.

735 Kenneth  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:32:06am

re: #732 TradeBait

I quite agree, Kenneth. At no time did I associate Newton with Christ.

! Are you trying to sound like a fool, or does it come naturally?

re: #668 TradeBait

One of the most famous stories about Newton tells of his encounter with a friend who happened to be an atheist. To paraphrase, the friend ask Newton who had made the splendid model of the solar system that Newton kept in his office. Newton commented that no one had made it. No, seriously, his friend insisted, who made the model. No one made it, Newton repeated. The friend was incredulous. That's impossible, he told Newton. Newton replied, you believe this model required a maker, but you think the heavens are an accident?

Newton, whatever else he may have been, was a devout Christian.

Hello?

736 Kenneth  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:33:36am

re: #734 TradeBait

It's clear you're just making stuff up as you go.

Come back when you have a real argument, rather than simply a need to argue.

737 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:36:11am

Better late than never.
Who's for lunch?

738 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:37:42am

I respect the intellects and contributions of Newton and Einstein, too, but have there not been a plethora of great scientific minds and discoveries since their times?

739 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:42:18am

re: #733 Salamantis

Tell you want, sport, stop gratuitously confusing evolutionary biology with cosmology, theology and origins of life theory, and empirical science with dogmatic religion, and we'll see if we can't have ourselves a cogent conversation on one single fucking thing.

It seems as though the meltdown is well underway! You can't separate the two, Sal. They go together like carrots and peas. One follows on the immediate footsteps of the other. Read any textbook or watch any documentary on evolution and you'll read/hear endless references to the cosmos and the role it played in the course of evolution. Does the statement in the beginning was the hydrogen atom ring any bells for you?

I'll refrain from the gratuitous profanity, though. Isn't that anathema here? It's all a matter of context, I guess.

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740 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:43:27am

re: #679 TradeBait

Actually, I've never been terrified of lizards. Spiders do give me a little pause, however. And honestly, you have no factual basis for your contention that I'm a creationist. Do I entertain the possibility? Absolutely! Do I insist upon it? Absolutely not. I think the jury is still out, unless as I said, you can provide proof that life arises from inanimate matter.

So unless someone can prove abiogenesis in origins of life theory, you won't accept evolutionary theory? Isn't that something like saying you won't accept paleontology unless someone can prove plate tectonics?

And calling people with whom you disagree morons or dumb butts is not an intellectual argument, my friend. It's the preferred refuge of children on a playground. I've never insisted that anyone believe in creationism, just as I don't insist that they believe in evolution. I tend to respect any viewpoint, as long as it's presented in a civil manner. Any reasonable debate requires both sides of an issue.

See, there's another difference between the religiously dogmatic contentions of creationism and the empirical science assertions of evolution: the absence vs. the presence of supporting empirical evidence. Evolution has it by the hodloads, creationism lacks even a single shred. The two are not even remotely close to being comparable. One has to either belive in creationism or not, but one can come to know the veracity of evolution, simply by objectively and dispassionately perusing the vast and massive amount of empirical evidence that has accumulated in the biosciences in the past 150 years.

As far as being called out by anyone or everyone posting here, that's about as troubling to me as a sunny day. Do you really believe that my world would come crashing down if I were denied entry to this little fiefdom of insular thought? I hate to burst your bubble, but you don't rate that much influence in my life.

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
--Voltaire

I also defend your right to say whatever you wish, including the most absurd and nonsensical things; but at the same time, I defend my right to correctly label them AS absurd and nonsensical...

741 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:44:05am

re: #738 scottishbuzzsaw

I respect the intellects and contributions of Newton and Einstein, too, but have there not been a plethora of great scientific minds and discoveries since their times?

Yes, there have been many. None on the level of the two aforementioned masters, though.

And just to be clear, although Einstein often referred to God in his speeches and writings, he was not known to be a creationist.

742 VioletTiger  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:44:36am

An example of chemist making what could have been the building blocks of life.
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

There is still a long way to go, but I think at some point biochemists will come up with plausible pathways by which inanimate could have become animate.

743 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:45:34am

re: #739 TradeBait

Read any textbook or watch any documentary on evolution and ...

The ones I was taught from in the 50's didn't go into the so-called role the cosmos played in the course of evolution.

744 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:45:43am

re: #740 Salamantis

I also defend your right to say whatever you wish, including the most absurd and nonsensical things; but at the same time, I defend my right to correctly label them AS absurd and nonsensical...

And I gladly extend you the same courtesy.

745 MandyManners  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:46:24am

There's an ID thread on the front page! Hurry, trolls. Hurry. The Lizards are hungry.

746 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:47:21am

re: #745 MandyManners

There's an ID thread on the front page! Hurry, trolls. Hurry. The Lizards are hungry.

The pooka hound is baying across the dreay, frozen, moors!

747 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:47:49am

re: #682 TradeBait

Simply because there is no difference in the mind of most evolution proponents. When is the last time you heard a evolutionist differentiate between the two? Never, I'm willing to bet. The argument, at least in their point of view, always begins with life arising on the earth or life arises anywhere there is liquid water. That has never, repeat never, been demonstrated. Yet, evolution apologists regard it as absolute truth. Belief in something you can't prove is called faith, not science.

Yeah, I tend to check in at my leisure. I read LGF many times each and every day. And since I was so haughtily called out, I thought I would try to ignore my terrified trembling long enough to respond.

There's a reason Darwin's book is called Origin of Species, and not Origins of Life. You attempt to confuse and conflate the two because you full well know that you lose the debate on evolution itself on the empirical facts.

748 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:51:59am

re: #745 MandyManners

There's an ID thread on the front page! Hurry, trolls. Hurry. The Lizards are hungry.

Another one? That must be some kind of record. As much as I'd love to indulge you further, I must away. I'm completely out of Marlboros and Jack Daniels--two items essential to the health and well-being of any profane creationist. ;oP

Enjoy the day, my friends.

749 Kenneth  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:52:35am

re: #741 TradeBait

Could you please tell us what have you actually read by either Newton or Einstein?

Does the statement in the beginning was the hydrogen atom ring any bells for you?

No actually, it doesn't. Hydrogen atoms did not appear for some time following the Big Bang.

750 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:53:43am

re: #748 TradeBait

Another one? That must be some kind of record. As much as I'd love to indulge you further, I must away. I'm completely out of Marlboros and Jack Daniels--two items essential to the health and well-being of any profane creationist. ;oP

Enjoy the day, my friends.

Come again sometime, at the FRONT of such a thread.

751 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:54:43am

re: #684 TradeBait

I'm awaiting your empirical data on the life arises hypothesis.

I'm awaiting your empirical data on the 'God created every species separately and is a few thousand years ago' myth.

But in fact, experiments designed to recreate the terrestrial conditions that obtained back then have indeed produced organic molecules (amino acids, for instance). Creationists make much about the fact that science hasn't created life from inorganic scratch yet. But if such an experiment ever DID produce life, you'd simply move the goalposts and claim that this was only able to happen because the experiment was designed, even if the total extent of the design was to replicate the terrestrial conditions in which life might have spontaneously arisen and emerged more than three billion years ago.

752 MandyManners  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:55:29am

re: #748 TradeBait

Another one? That must be some kind of record. As much as I'd love to indulge you further, I must away. I'm completely out of Marlboros and Jack Daniels--two items essential to the health and well-being of any profane creationist. ;oP

Enjoy the day, my friends.

You must not have been paying attention for several months.

753 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 11:56:32am

re: #751 Salamantis

I'm awaiting your empirical data on the 'God created every species separately and is a few thousand years ago' myth.

Separately and AS is...PIMF! A two finger typist trying to catch up.

754 Kenneth  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:00:05pm

Once more for the heck of it:

re: #732 TradeBait

At no time did I associate Newton with Christ.


Really?


re: #668 TradeBait
Newton, whatever else he may have been, was a devout Christian.
755 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:00:06pm

It says it"must away", but it's still logged in.
Why do I doubt that it is also a fan of Marlboros and Jack Daniels?

/why do I suspect the nic is telling us something?

756 TradeBait  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:00:55pm

Oh, what the heck. Just one more.

re: #747 Salamantis

There's a reason Darwin's book is called Origin of Species, and not Origins of Life. You attempt to confuse and conflate the two because you full well know that you lose the debate on evolution itself on the empirical facts.

I'm fully aware that is your position, Sal. As a previous poster related, though, that's nothing more than semantics. The well-established scientific view is that evolution began with an accidental, for lack of a better term, arising of life from inanimate matter. I've already vouched for the role natural selection plays in the variety of life on earth. I don't dispute it. I just believe that you can't, or at least I can't, exclude other viewpoints that haven't been scientifically verified.

Okay, sheesh. I'm really done now. Take care!

757 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:04:32pm

It's STILL logged in.
/but this time ... it only said that it's "done".

758 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:08:03pm

re: #756 TradeBait

other viewpoints that haven't been scientifically verified

These were not taught in my science classes.

759 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:13:59pm

re: #693 TradeBait

But the lack of evidence does invalidate creationism? I don't buy that.

I guess the lack of evidence also doesn't invalidate the hypothesis that dwarves are fellating unicorns beneath the mountains of the moon.

You're right on one point, though. Scientists are trying, with fervent zeal, to create life in the laboratory. And truthfully, they are no closer today than they were when Dr. Stanley Miller conducted his famous biogenesis experiment in the 1950s. That illusive spark of life stubbornly refuses to ignite. Shouldn't their testable hypothesis have yielded some meager fruit by now, well over a half century later? If they simply keep trying ad infinitum is that all the proof you need? I'm not choosing one possibility over another. I'm just keeping my mind and my options open.

Then you need to read some more recent work done in the field. Even the Miller-Urey experiments themselves are still yielding new data when subjected to more advanced empirical investigations:

'Lost' Miller-Urey Experiment Created More Of Life's Building Blocks
[Link: www.sciencedaily.com...]

Vials From Miller-Urey Experiment Offer New Hints on Origin of Life
[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

Sal: Scientists are getting closer and closer as time goes on...

As I noted in previous posts, no less than the esteemed astronomer Carl Sagan referred to the Big Bang as a modern scientific creation myth. Is one myth more palatable than another because the scientific community unilaterally decided among themselves to regard it as scientific?

Well, the empirical evidence provided by the Big Bang echo radiation has something to do with the Big Bang theory's scientific 'palatability'. Not only does the echo radiation demonstrate that the Big Bang happened, but its red shift coefficient allowed scientists to ascertain HOW LONG AGO it happened: 13.73 ± 0.12 billion years ago.

Albert Einstein believed in the steady state model of the universe . He refused to accept the idea of an accelerating universe until it was empirically proven to be correct. Was he a heretic because he refused to succumb to the popular science of the day?

re: #687 Rustler

Sounds pretty darned religious to me!

Einstein was a steady stater in 1917, but by 1931 had joined the expanding universe camp. Empirical evidence has a habit of persuading honest scientific minds.

760 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:17:55pm

That might bring him out, Sal.
He's still logged in and lurking.

/5 gets you 20 that he's a physical coward

761 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:22:36pm

re: #695 TradeBait

I never said, or even implied, that I believe in a six-day creation. Where do you get that assumption? The young earth theory holds no water, in my opinion. I simply keep open the possibility that life on earth, or elsewhere in the universe, could be the result of an intelligence that is beyond our mortal comprehension. And it would follow, that any intelligence that could create life could also modify and engineer it.

So you have this 'intelligence' sticking its finger into the genetic pie and vigorously stirring, ayy? Did it fake all those genomes, in every cell of every living thing, that show that the profusion of speciation evolutionarily diverged from a tiny set of ancient common ancestors? What kind of a cosmic joker would pull sick and twisted shit like that? Maybe in an Adams or Gaiman novel, but not in reality. Or is it just possible for you to grant that however the first self-replicating entity arose, that its high but imperfect copying fidelity, when confronted by changing and differential environments containing specific challenges and opportunities, resulted, over a period of 3 1/2 billioon years, via random genetic mutation acted upon by nonrandom environmental selection, in the profusion of terrestrial lifeforms we observe today?

Because that's what the genetic and paleontological evidence shows happened.

762 Kenneth  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:25:19pm

re: #761 Salamantis

The "intelligence" does all the things the natural selection process is supposed to do, including producing non-viable mutations and species that die out. But it does it "intelligently". By design.

763 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:28:24pm

re: #697 TradeBait

No problem! That's exactly my point. One belief doesn't necessarily refute the other. I love the theory of natural selection and I regard it as truth. It quite neatly explains the almost infinite variety of life on earth. But as I said, any intelligence that could create life could also modify and engineer it. It certainly wouldn't surprise me to learn that life has been tinkered with along the way. Scientists certainly can't create life, at least not at this point, but they have had some modest success at engineering the genome. Would our theoretical outside intelligence, if it indeed does exist, do any less?

Umm...can you point to a single instance where there is empirical evidence for such cosmic tinkering, or where statistical probablity would indicate that it was necessary? Behe and Dembski have proffered several 'irreduceable complexity' candidates, and Ken Miller and Dawkkins have shown a) that the complexity was all-too-reduceable, and b) that the mechanisms of evolution, when properly construed, had ample time to do what we see, totally unaugmented and unaided.

764 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:33:08pm

re: #763 Salamantis

can you point to a single instance where there is empirical evidence for such cosmic tinkering

None of them can.
/which doesn't matter to them in the slightest

765 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:40:06pm

NOW it's logged out.
/I'll hang out for a bit ... lurking in the high grass

766 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:46:15pm

re: #710 TradeBait

Applause? Not in the least, my friend. I'd settle for a civil discussion any day. Creationist are nothing new, nor are naturalists or revisionists or evolutionists. And as I furtherre: #709 claire

pointed out, the Greek philosopher, Anaximander, was publishing evolutionary teachings well before the birth of Christ, as was Aristotle to a lesser extent. We can steadfastly deny that fact, I suppose, but it wouldn't make it any less factual. Instead, I would submit that it was a rebuttal to such ideas that prompted Newton to to say: It became Him who created it to set it in order; and if he did so, it is unphilosophical to seek for any other origin of the world, or to pretend that it might arise out of a chaos by the mere laws of Nature. If everyone was a Creationist during the age of Newton, why would that statement be necessary? Maybe Newton just wanted to preach to the choir, if I may be allowed a biblical reference.

First, what Aristotle proposed was not evolution, but spontaneous generation. he proposed that dead things spontaneously came alive; that horse hairs became worms, that rotting grain became rats, and that sunken river logs became crocodiles. This may be some sort of mythic precursor to biogenesis, but not my any stretch of the rational imagination could it be characterized as evolution, which is not about dead things coming alive, but rather about living things changing. And it surprises me not that Newton supported the Prime Mover position, but his own science of celestial mechanics presupposes that once such a demiurge set the universe in motion, it subsequently butted out and allowed Newton's Laws of Motion and Universal gravitation to proceed unhindered.

No, evolutionary thought is nothing new. It's just a new term for an ancient concept. It has its roots in the doctrine of Humanism. And Humanism is nothing new at all. It's been around through the millennia in one guise or another. Way back in the biblical dark ages, the author of a Psalm said, The fool has said in his heart there is no God. So, I guess there were a few nonconformists around even then, huh? Now, I don't know if there is or isn't a God, but t doesn't mean that rational people can't ponder the question.

Umm...as I have shown in previous posts on this thread, the idea that Darwin proposed was revolutionary, and shocked Europe. Evolutionary theory is science, not philosophy; humanism is a philosophical stance, not an empirical science assertion. You can continue blithely contending that apples are oranges, but some nonblind folks here see red, and know that when they bite into it, they're not tasting citrus.

767 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 12:56:29pm

re: #712 TradeBait

Hi Claire. I'm not sure! I am sure that I have posted my ambivalence on the question over and over again, though no one seems to recall those comments. I did use the word tinkering, though. So, I'll own that one.

One of the most intriguing aspects of the debate for me is the great gulf that exists between the animal mind and human mind. No matter what your beliefs, that is a gap of almost infinate proportions. Our closest relatives, as it is commonly reported, are chimpanzees. Yet, the chimpanzee brain is eons behind the self-awareness and technical ability of the human brain. So yeah, I wouldn't be adverse to thinking there was a little tinkering going on there.

It would have to be a VERY little tinkering, considering that humans and great apes share almost 99% of their genomes. Great apes and humans evolutionarily diverged several million years ago; there was plenty of time in the interim for the hominid brain to evolve into a size that allows for self-conscious awareness and abstract, symbolically mediated thought. Just as their was time for a mutation that allowed the highly articulated hand-eye coordination cortical module to also be placed at the service of the mouth-ear nexus, allowing for the production and parsing of speech.

Actually, it's a fascinating concept to me. Modern scientists have theories, but they have no definitive answers concerning how the ancient Egyptians managed to build the pyramids, or how the ancient Mayans attained such an advanced knowledge of astronomy.

Umm...employing slave labor and stargazing over centuries?

So no, I don't know if, or to what extent, any outside intelligence contributed to our existence. But I know just as much about that as those who claim that life can arise from inanimate matter. Because at the end of the day, there are no certainties on either position.

There are laboratory indications - actual empirical evidence - that abiogenesis could have naturally terrestrially occurred. Please point me to the laboratory indications that cosmic tinkering could have. There are none. It's a metaphysical, extra-empirical, and ultimately theological position.

768 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:04:25pm

re: #716 TradeBait

If I'm not mistaken, it was Charles who denied that evolution goes back that far. He stated that everyone during Newton's time were creationists.

I was pointing out, or attempting to, that science and religion aren't mutually exclusive concepts. Newton was at once a devoutly religious man and an astoundingly brilliant theoretician. I wasn't attempting to validate his point of view, simply asserting that he held that point of view.

To my knowledge, Jesus didn't comment on the particular geometry of the earth, so it would be pretty difficult to assess what he did or didn't believe about it. But it is noted in Isaiah that God sits upon the circle of the earth. Maybe it was a two-dimensional, flat circle, though. Who can know with any certainty?

Scientists can be religious, and a belief in God does not preclude acceptance of evolution, but religion and science aren't mutually exclusive and do not mutually contradict precisely because they inhabit distinct and separate domains. Science inhabits the realm of the immanent, the physical and empirical, while religion inhabits the realm of the transcendent, the metaphysical, and the extra-empirical. When either domain attempts to poach on the other's territory, it gets spanked, and deservedly so; when scientists advance metaphysical contentions, they are confronted with charges of lack of empirical evidence for them, and when religious believers embrace physical claims concerning the universe, they are subject to empirical refutation (see the radiometric dating refutation of young earth creationism and the genetic and paleontological refutation of separate and as is species creation).

769 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:18:08pm

re: #730 TradeBait

Well, call me crazy, but I'd take Newton's intellect every day of the week over any opinion I've read on this page, including my own, most assuredly. He consistently polls as the most influential scientific mind in the entire history of mankind, followed closely by Albert Einstein.

Newton's intellect is no guarantee against adherence to the common opinions of his age, especially outside of his chosen field of study. Aristotle was also undoubtedly brilliant (it has been said that all of philosophy is an extended footnote to Plato and Aristotle), and he is widely considered to be (as opposed to Plato, the first great philosophical Idealist) the first great philosophical exponent of Empiricism), and yet he professed the conviction that horse hairs magically morphed into worms. Just because an idea previously existed in some form does not mean that it was widely accepted; Democritus proposed the idea that all of matter was comprised if tiny atoms, but it wasn't until the last century or so that the idea gained common currency and was empirically verified.

770 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:23:32pm

re: #739 TradeBait

It seems as though the meltdown is well underway! You can't separate the two, Sal. They go together like carrots and peas. One follows on the immediate footsteps of the other. Read any textbook or watch any documentary on evolution and you'll read/hear endless references to the cosmos and the role it played in the course of evolution. Does the statement in the beginning was the hydrogen atom ring any bells for you?

I'll refrain from the gratuitous profanity, though. Isn't that anathema here? It's all a matter of context, I guess.

The universe as a whole, and stars in particular, have demonstrated 'life' cycles, but neither the universe nor stars can be claimed to have undergone evolution. No one has seriously asserted, for instance, that stars fuck and produce baby stars which genetically differ and are selected for or against by the universe on such a basis, nor that stars undergo differential genetic mutation.

771 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:29:59pm

re: #741 TradeBait

Yes, there have been many. None on the level of the two aforementioned masters, though.

And just to be clear, although Einstein often referred to God in his speeches and writings, he was not known to be a creationist.

"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." From a letter Einstein wrote in English, dated March 24, 1954. It is included in Albert Einstein: The Human Side, edited by Helen Dukas and Banesh Hoffman, published by Princeton University Press. Albert Einstein, Out of My Later Years (New York: Philosophical Library, 1950), p. 27.

I have never talked to a Jesuit prest in my life. I am astonished by the audacity to tell such lies about me. From the viewpoint of a Jesuit priest I am, of course, and have always been an atheist."

"Thus I came...to a deep religiosity, which, however, reached an abrupt end at the age of 12. Through the reading of popular scientific books I soon reached a conviction that much in the stories of the Bible could not be true...Suspicion against every kind of authority grew out of this experience...an attitude which has never left me." The Quotable Einstein

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."

"During the youthful period of mankind's spiritual evolution, human fantasy created gods in man's own image who, by the operations of their will were supposed to determine, or at any rate influence, the phenomenal world... The idea of God in the religions taught at present is a sublimation of that old conception of the gods. Its anthropomorphic character is shown, for instance, by the fact that men appeal to the Divine Being in prayers and plead for the fulfillment of their wishes... In their struggle for the ethical good, teachers of religion must have the stature to give up the doctrine of a personal God, that is, give up that source of fear and hope which in the past placed such vase power in the hands of priests." Albert Einstein, reported in Science, Philosophy and Religion: A Symposium, edited by L. Bryson

772 Salamantis  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:37:36pm

re: #756 TradeBait

Oh, what the heck. Just one more.

I'm fully aware that is your position, Sal. As a previous poster related, though, that's nothing more than semantics. The well-established scientific view is that evolution began with an accidental, for lack of a better term, arising of life from inanimate matter. I've already vouched for the role natural selection plays in the variety of life on earth. I don't dispute it. I just believe that you can't, or at least I can't, exclude other viewpoints that haven't been scientifically verified.

Okay, sheesh. I'm really done now. Take care!

That is the abiogenetic view of origins of life theory. Evolutionary theory has nothing to say on the matter, as it is a different discipline.

You can educate yourslef on OOL theory here:

[Link: pandasthumb.org...]

773 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:51:44pm

re: #770 Salamantis

(had to cover my eyes while reading that one, Sal!)
heh

774 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 1:59:13pm

TradeBait's back.

775 Basho  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:07:06pm

re: #726 TradeBait

I said absolutely nothing about UFOs, quotemeister. I said scientists don't understand how the ancients accomplished those feats. Period. Talk about circular reasoning. Goodness!

I said the points come out of UFO crank literature...

Scientists DO understand those feats. UFOlogists claim, falsely, that they don't, creationists hijack the claims to boost their cause. Stupidity spreads like wildfire.

Ask anybody who has done real scientific research of the pyramids how they were built. They know how it was done. The tools are located right next to them.

776 justadot  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:18:13pm

re: #693 TradeBait

And truthfully, they are no closer today than they were when Dr. Stanley Miller conducted his famous biogenesis experiment in the 1950s.

This is silly for two reasons:

1. Biogenesis is life created from a living precursor; abiogenesis is life created from inanimate matter. Learn the terminology.

2. Miller was not trying to create life. No matter how many times this lie is repeated, it will never be true. Instead, he was trying to create some of the building blocks of life (specifically amino acids but also aliphatic amines and carboxylic acids) under conditions possible for early Earth. Why would he do this? See Miller, Stanley L.; Harold C. Urey (July 1959). "Organic Compound Synthesis on the Primitive Earth". Science 130: 245 (you're on your own to get a copy) and read his own words:

Many of our modern ideas on the origin of life stem from Oparin (1), who argued that the spontaneous generation of the first living organism might reasonably have taken place if large quantities of organic compounds had been present in the oceans of the primitive earth. Oparin further proposed that the atmosphere was reducing in character and that organic compounds might be synthesized under these conditions.

As Miller says

This experiment is important in that it induced a reexamination of Oparin's hypothesis of the reducing atmosphere (5).

He did this. J. Bada has done this. Most recently, Y. Furukawa has done this (simulating meteor impacts in Biomolecule formation by oceanic impacts on early Earth.)

You say this:

I'm just keeping my mind and my options open.

And you do this by lying about some of the most important chemistry of the 20th century?

777 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Feb 19, 2009 2:18:37pm

And now TradeBait's logged out again.
Must have decided the coast wasn't clear.

/coward


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 Frank says:

And all the rest of whom for which to whensoever of partially indeterminate bio-chemical degredation. Seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle of their foaming nocturnal parametric digital whole-wheat inter-faith geo-thermal terpsichorean ejectamenta. -- From board tape at Zappa concert, outdoors, at Blossom Music Center, Akron, Ohio, summer 1984. This quote was in the middle of a spoken section of "The Mud Club" in which a dude walks into the club with a blue Mohawk and proceeds to "work the floor, work the wall, work the monitor system. . . ." The band was having monitor feedback problems at the Blossom concert, and there are numerous references to P.A. equipment throughout this ramble. Other than that, the quote is meaningless, I guess. But great imagery!