It's telling that they would even think that this is true.

What did I tell you Kosh?

Congratulation Arianna!

Is she the one with the red face or blue balls?

This is typical LLL mindset. It really is a mental disease.

Faux racist fake video?

I think Puffington should apologize even for having a blog

And to think, their fanbase loves to refer to Fox as "Faux News". Irony, party of two, your table is ready.

re: #7 Diamond Bullet

And to think, their fanbase loves to refer to Fox as "Faux News". Irony, party of two, your table is ready.

I think the term in psychiatry is "projection".

re: #1 MandyManners

It's telling that they would even think that this is true.

as long as they think it's true, that's good enough for them...

/helluva a way to run a railroad

re: #3 jorline

Congratulation Arianna!

Is she the one with the red face or blue balls?

Red face. Spencer has the blue balls.

Yes.

Excellent! It's nice to see HuffPo eat a little crow. Now if we could just work on the Daily Kos...?!?

re: #10 Creeping Eruption

Red face. Spencer has the blue balls.

she would cover her red face with metric ton of make up

re: #10 Creeping Eruption

Red face. Spencer has the blue balls.

lol

Huffpo = standards? Who knew?

Arianna Huffington and "Blue Balls".

I just can't keep from cracking up on that one. Although the original video was better.

"Would you say that again for me?"
...
"No"

Tell me again why HuffPo has a White House correspondent? Oh, that right, they hate Bush.

Huffpofool: "So what? He's still a racist!"

re: #18 efuseakay

Huffpofool: "So what? He's still a racist!"

Fake but Accurate?

re: #12 Amer-I-Can

Excellent! It's nice to see HuffPo eat a little crow. Now if we could just work on the Daily Kos...?!?

and the Farsi translation of the word "Kos" is ?

It's always a scream when Zsa Zsa Huffington eats crow.

re: #17 tyree

All the standards you need to rub aura's with the Bamster.

re: #10 Creeping Eruption

Red face. Spencer has the blue balls.

...and a chapped ass!

Arianna and Robert would make a cute couple...prom picture soon.

re: #23 jorline

...and a chapped ass!

Arianna and Robert would make a cute couple...prom picture soon.

LOL "Chapped ass" That cracks me up. I used to know a guy who would exclaim "That really chaps my ass" whenever he saw something that bugged him.

re: #23 jorline

...and a chapped ass!

Arianna and Robert would make a cute couple...prom picture soon.

Green Acres High School.

So the huffpo looks like a horses ass on a story about monkey scrotum.

re: #20 brookly red

and the Farsi translation of the word "Kos" is ?

I give up... and I couldn't even think of a good snark to throw in... I'm losing my touch, must be Friday.

re: #26 bulwrk

So the huffpo looks like a horses ass on a story about monkey scrotum.

Horse's ass? Are we talking about Kerry now?

I don't care about the hue of their balls (or lack thereof) , but the blueness of this economy...

re: #10 Creeping Eruption

Red face. Spencer has the blue balls.

More like no balls. African monkeys have blue balls.

Huffington doesn't need to create fake racists.
She can turn in any direction and find them amongst her friends and staff

re: #29 Wasta

I don't care about the hue of their balls (or lack thereof) , but the blueness of this economy...

At last check the Dow is down another 200. Thank you, President Interference!

No wonder why her ex husband prefers dudes now

So the huffpo looks like a horses ass on a story about monkey scrotum..

RACISM! Shame on you for comparing Horses to Monkeys!
/s

Now that they've been busted for a fake story they REALLY fit in with the MSM at BH0's press conferences.

/

I know it is early to go OT, but
Obama Reportedly Picks Israel Hater to Lead National Intelligence Council

Sources tell The Cable that Chas W. Freeman, Jr., the former U.S. ambassador to Saudi Arabia, will become chairman of the National Intelligence Council, the intelligence community's primary big-think shop and the lead body in producing national intelligence estimates.

For those who are not familiar with the former Ambassador, he is a terrorist apologist and a master of bashing Israel. Freeman is a believer of the false premise that all Muslim terrorism stems from Israel's battle with the Palestinians:

Principal among these is the brutal oppression of the Palestinians by an Israeli occupation that is about to mark its fortieth anniversary and shows no sign of ending.
For its part, Israel no longer even pretends to seek peace with the Palestinians; it strives instead to pacify them.

I'm sure this asshole would blame Israel if Iran nuked NYC.
I was giving 0bama the benefit of the doubt, and wondering if he was just naive, but this shows his agenda is quite anti-Israel.

re: #30 Erik The Red

More like no balls. African monkeys have blue balls.

Like This

re: #37 Kosh's Shadow

I was giving 0bama the benefit of the doubt, and wondering if he was just naive,

Why people have given him any benefit of the doubt is beyond me. His record speaks for itself.

re: #27 Amer-I-Can

I give up... and I couldn't even think of a good snark to throw in... I'm losing my touch, must be Friday.

Kos; a derogatory term for female genitalia, or a prostitute (female).
I am just putting that out there, do what you will.

re: #38 Erik The Red

Like This

Funny, I had an ex-girlfriend who worked with African Monkeys. Not quite a satisfying relationship. Its all coming together now.

re: #38 Erik The Red

Like This

lol...those are frozen nuts in a sack!

Arianna, your such a fool, dahhhling.

I cannot help remember the debates between her and Arnold. Of all the possible mispronunciations of the word "focus", she used the the worst one during a gubernatorial debate. It's still funny.

re: #39 MandyManners

Why people have given him any benefit of the doubt is beyond me. His record speaks for itself.

What record? :)

re: #38 Erik The Red

Like This

I'll never figure out why I clicked on that link.

It just amazes me that people are so eager for a scandal, that they will jump on just about anything that remotely looks like a scandal without fact checking it.

Journalism, we hardly knew ye.

re: #37 Kosh's Shadow

I know it is early to go OT, but
Obama Reportedly Picks Israel Hater to Lead National Intelligence Council

I'm sure this asshole would blame Israel if Iran nuked NYC.
I was giving 0bama the benefit of the doubt, and wondering if he was just naive, but this shows his agenda is quite anti-Israel.

* * *
Nice of you to be so open minded. Did you miss candidate Obama's coterie of antisemitic best friends & supporters, from Rev. Wright to Khalid Rashidi or Rashid Khalidi the Palestinian spokesperson and Columbia U professor and antisemitic Edward Said chair?

re: #42 jorline

lol...those are frozen nuts in a sack!

What that you say? You have a frozen nut sack?///

That pseudo-apology was so weak, trying to pawn it off on TV Newser.

Johnny $ so owns the HuffPost.

NObama will probably give them the first question at the next press conference.

re: #46 MandyManners

I'll never figure out why I clicked on that link.

MM look at the time. You should know where and what I am doing on a Friday Night.

re: #28 Wyatt Earp

Horse's ass? Are we talking about Kerry now?

No it can be argued something useful comes out of a horses ass.

re: #44 calcajun

I cannot help remember the debates between her and Arnold. Of all the possible mispronunciations of the word "focus", she used the the worst one during a gubernatorial debate. It's still funny.

Mrs. Hawk still cracks up at Ford Focus commercials because of that.

re: #48 alegrias

* * *
Nice of you to be so open minded. Did you miss candidate Obama's coterie of antisemitic best friends & supporters, from Rev. Wright to Khalid Rashidi or Rashid Khalidi the Palestinian spokesperson and Columbia U professor and antisemitic Edward Said chair?

I was really trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, especially after he appointed Rahm Immanuel as chief of staff. But it didn't take long for me to get completely disillusioned.
I think he will surpass Carter as being the worst president for Israel.

In my mind, however, Attorney General Holder and blue scrotum are inextricably linked. /

How will Obama respond to this?

From Press TV:

'US no longer a military threat to Iran'

IAEA Chief Mohamed ElBaradei says US President Barack Obama has shelved plans to use military action against Iran's nuclear drive.

"I believe that the threat of waging war as a means to curb Iran's nuclear activities is no longer an option," the IAEA director general said on Friday.

ElBaradei, who was speaking in a follow-up to a recently-published report on Tehran's nuclear issue, said that Bush-era plans of striking Iran's nuclear infrastructure no longer exist, even as a last resort.

re: #57 Cattt

In my mind, however, Attorney General Holder and blue scrotum are inextricably linked. /

Coward!
///

re: #59 NJDhockeyfan

How will Obama respond to this?

From Press TV:

'US no longer a military threat to Iran'

The President of the United States does not need to respond to that hack.

re: #57 Cattt

In my mind, however, Attorney General Holder and blue scrotum are inextricably linked. /

Maybe this Picture is more appropriate.

re: #59 NJDhockeyfan

How will Obama respond to this?

From Press TV:

'US no longer a military threat to Iran'

By giving Iran the GPS coordinates of Dimona?
Or did we already do that?
/

re: #59 NJDhockeyfan

I don't know how Obama will react, but I know how Ahmadinejad will... he'll be dialing up his techies at Natanz and demanding to know just when all those nuclear weapons will be ready...

re: #56 Kosh's Shadow

I was really trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, especially after he appointed Rahm Immanuel as chief of staff. But it didn't take long for me to get completely disillusioned.
I think he will surpass Carter as being the worst president for Israel.

THats Better...

I think it's pretty funny... when HuffPo finds it necessary to write a headline to the effect that Eric Holder is Not a Monkey with a Bright Blue Scrotum, isn't it kind of like admitting Eric Holder Really is a Monkey with a Bright Blue Scrotum?

re: #59 NJDhockeyfan

How will Obama respond to this?

From Press TV:

'US no longer a military threat to Iran'

Let's generate some revenue and sell them the bloody nukes. It will be a lot simpler than the current song and dance.
///

re: #62 Erik The Red

Maybe this Picture is more appropriate.

Is that photo-shopped? Are they really blue?

re: #63 Kosh's Shadow

With the CEP of an Iranian missile, they could fire one at Dimona and just as likely hit the Med. Or Cairo. Or Gaza City. Any of which would still be blamed on Israel.

re: #69 lawhawk

With the CEP of an Iranian missile, they could fire one at Dimona and just as likely hit the Med. Or Cairo. Or Gaza City. Any of which would still be blamed on Israel.

They'll go for the most accurate delivery system available.

re: #61 Creeping Eruption

The President of the United States does not need to respond to that hack.

not while his fist is clenched. . .

re: #69 lawhawk

With the CEP of an Iranian missile, they could fire one at Dimona and just as likely hit the Med. Or Cairo. Or Gaza City. Any of which would still be blamed on Israel.

Sad but true

Hey all, still unemployed, but doing ok. . .:)

You all oook?

re: #59 NJDhockeyfan

Nice comment at that link:

Iranian
Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:58:03 GMT
The Anglo-Americans have, are and will always be a threat to not only Iran but the world! Death to the Anglo-American NWO! Death to Nazi Britain!

Punk.

re: #73 DisturbedEma

Hey all, still unemployed, but doing ok. . .:)

You all oook?

Oooops, sorry too early for off topic, my bad. . .

re: #68 MandyManners

Is that photo-shopped? Are they really blue?

Not photo shopped. I have these fuckers in my yard and house on a daily basis. My youngest is shit scared of them.

Doctoring video, no honor in that.

Plus, 8th Commandment, dudes.

re: #69 lawhawk

With the CEP of an Iranian missile, they could fire one at Dimona and just as likely hit the Med. Or Cairo. Or Gaza City. Any of which would still be blamed on Israel.

And underestimating the enemy is now good because?

re: #77 Erik The Red

Not photo shopped. I have these fuckers in my yard and house on a daily basis. My youngest is shit scared of them.

In the house?

re: #77 Erik The Red

Not photo shopped. I have these fuckers in my yard and house on a daily basis. My youngest is shit scared of them.

In your yard? Where do you live?

re: #70 jcm

They'll go for the most accurate delivery system available.

I think those guys were here last month delivering my freaking sample bottles. No wonder some of them were broken.

re: #66 Kenneth

I think it's pretty funny... when HuffPo finds it necessary to write a headline to the effect that Eric Holder is Not a Monkey with a Bright Blue Scrotum, isn't it kind of like admitting Eric Holder Really is a Monkey with a Bright Blue Scrotum?

At the very least, it might lead one to ponder whether the liklihood of the attorney general being a monkey with a bright blue scrotum is even an issue worth a Huffpost. Oh, I guess it IS. Snicker.

Is Blue Balls a reference to the Stimulus package?
It gets everyone worked up, then nothing happens?

re: #35 taxfreekiller

Lucinda Williams' father is a prof here at the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville, and she is in town quite a bit.

She and her dad did a joint appearance a couple of years back.

re: #70 jcm

They'll go for the most accurate delivery system available.

ROFLMAO!

re: #85 jcm

Is Blue Balls a reference to the Stimulus package?
It gets everyone worked up, then nothing happens?

No, the Stimulus is more like a huge, steaming, turd.

Lets not forget, The Huffington Post is now a serious media outlet. Our President even calls on their reporter at official press conferences!

BAAARRRFFF!

A little Peter Gabriel seems fitting this afternoon.

re: #77 Erik The Red

Not photo shopped. I have these fuckers in my yard and house on a daily basis. My youngest is shit scared of them.

Ah, were the heck are you? All I have are birds, squirrels and a few stray cats.

re: #85 jcm

Is Blue Balls a reference to the Stimulus package?
It gets everyone worked up, then nothing happens?

Oh, no... we do most assuredly get screwed.

re: #90 sattv4u2

Lets not forget, The Huffington Post is now a serious media outlet. Our President even calls on their reporter at official press conferences!

BAAARRRFFF!

That's because the people of the cartoon 5th dimension recognize each others reality.

re: #77 Erik The Red

Not photo shopped. I have these fuckers in my yard and house on a daily basis. My youngest is shit scared of them.

We used to have foxes in our front yard sometimes (looking for unclaimed cats for breakfast, probably) when we lived in the country. No blue scrotum monkeys in Maryland - at least not running around the countryside. :D

re: #91 MandyManners

A little Peter Gabriel seems fitting this afternoon.

/or maybe not

re: #92 VioletTiger

Ah, were the heck are you? All I have are birds, squirrels and a few stray cats.

We have bunnies...lots of bunnies.

re: #81 MandyManners

In the house?

re: #82 monkeytime

In your yard? Where do you live?

Yes in the house. If we leave the widows/doors open(no screens) and fruit on the table/counter the shits will come in and steal. They are scared of male and adult females but will stand tall against kids.

I live in Durban S Africa. Monkey(hehe)

re: #83 Honorary Yooper

I think those guys were here last month delivering my freaking sample bottles. No wonder some of them were broken.

I had one of these delivered a few months ago. They dropped it off the truck. $250,000.

re: #92 VioletTiger

Ah, were the heck are you? All I have are birds, squirrels and a few stray cats.

Me too, but then there is this: Goat breaks into home.

I'm betting the monkey's pelotas were the result of someones clenched fist.

Reading "bright blue scrotum" so many times makes me thing of "The Scrotum" song by Asylum Street Spankers. I would post a YouTube video, but I can't since I'm at work.

re: #86 Iron Fist

All I'm saying is that the monkey would make a better Attorney General...

Racist//

re: #21 Wyatt Earp

It's always a scream when Zsa Zsa Huffington eats crow.

does she 'spit or swallow' crow?

re: #91 MandyManners

I could go for the Archangel Gabriel at this point.

BBL.

To "work" (promotion); no projects at the moment.

Bottom line (snicker):

Any time you have to post a retraction with the words "blue scrotum" in them, you are going to be mocked.

The real fun on this HuffPo topic is reading the comments. As Charles has noted before, it's unfair to hold the blog responsible for foolishness that the readers do, but still, it is fun.

The gist? It can be distilled to, "If I want it to be true, it is true."

re: #96 Killian Bundy

/or maybe not

Huffpo's the monkey in all this.

re: #74 Kenneth

Nice comment at that link:

Punk.

Is that comment from Press TV or Huffpo?

re: #37 Kosh's Shadow

I know it is early to go OT, but
Obama Reportedly Picks Israel Hater to Lead National Intelligence Council

I'm sure this asshole would blame Israel if Iran nuked NYC.
I was giving 0bama the benefit of the doubt, and wondering if he was just naive, but this shows his agenda is quite anti-Israel.

Keep in mind that the National Intelligence Council was responsible for that phony NIE Report on the Iranian nuclear weapons program.

Liars lied? Say it isn't so!

re: #99 jcm

I had one of these delivered a few months ago. They dropped it off the truck. $250,000.

Damn! Espresso machines are sure getting complicated and expensive

re: #98 Erik The Red

Yes in the house. If we leave the widows/doors open(no screens) and fruit on the table/counter the shits will come in and steal. They are scared of male and adult females but will stand tall against kids.

I live in Durban S Africa. Monkey(hehe)

Awesome! :>)

re: #98 Erik The Red

but will stand tall against kids

Exhibitionists!

re: #79 brookly red

And underestimating the enemy is now good because?

Who said anything about underestimating the enemy? It's a reasonable accounting based on my tracking of Iranian missile tech and nuclear weapons developments. They've got quite a bit of problems in figuring out how to get their long range missiles to work, let alone mating them to a nuclear warhead. That's not underestimating them.

They could still attempt to bring a nuke in by ground - using shipping containers or the like, or they could use dirty bombs to irradiate areas and use the hysteria of such an attack to render localities uninhabitable.

Still, what is worrisome is that Obama will gut US missile defense capabilities, opening up the opportunity for a rogue regime like Iran to fire at US interests around the world, and we wont be able to stop it. Of course, Obama is doing his best to insure that Iran will continue towards developing nuclear weapons the way he keeps talking the words of appeasement and genuflection.

re: #61 Creeping Eruption

Let's just hope he doesn't.

I hate every monkey that I see
From chimpanz A to chimpanzee
You'll never make a monkey out of me...

-Troy McClure

re: #113 Creeping Eruption

Damn! Espresso machines are sure getting complicated and expensive

It makes espresso too? Damn, I'm going to have to read the manuals again.

re: #115 redstateredneck

Exhibitionists!

ROTFLMAO. Pervert.

re: #102 Mad Al-Jaffee

Reading "bright blue scrotum" so many times makes me thing of "The Scrotum" song by Asylum Street Spankers. I would post a YouTube video, but I can't since I'm at work.

I just had to Google that.

re: #99 jcm

I had one of these delivered a few months ago. They dropped it off the truck. $250,000.

/WAFER PROBING IS EVIL!

re: #118 Mad Al-Jaffee

I hate every monkey that I see
From chimpanz A to chimpanzee
You'll never make a monkey out of me...

-Troy McClure

Rock me, Dr Zeas!

re: #116 lawhawk

Who said anything about underestimating the enemy? It's a reasonable accounting based on my tracking of Iranian missile tech and nuclear weapons developments. They've got quite a bit of problems in figuring out how to get their long range missiles to work, let alone mating them to a nuclear warhead. That's not underestimating them.

They could still attempt to bring a nuke in by ground - using shipping containers or the like, or they could use dirty bombs to irradiate areas and use the hysteria of such an attack to render localities uninhabitable.

Still, what is worrisome is that Obama will gut US missile defense capabilities, opening up the opportunity for a rogue regime like Iran to fire at US interests around the world, and we wont be able to stop it. Of course, Obama is doing his best to insure that Iran will continue towards developing nuclear weapons the way he keeps talking the words of appeasement and genuflection.

You left out the domestic EMP threat because?

re: #124 Guanxi88

That's "Zaius".

re: #69 lawhawk

With the CEP of an Iranian missile, they could fire one at Dimona and just as likely hit the Med. Or Cairo. Or Gaza City. Any of which would still be blamed on Israel.

...or the Temple Mount

Speaking of Monkees...

re: #116 lawhawk

Who said anything about underestimating the enemy? It's a reasonable accounting based on my tracking of Iranian missile tech and nuclear weapons developments. They've got quite a bit of problems in figuring out how to get their long range missiles to work, let alone mating them to a nuclear warhead. That's not underestimating them.

They could still attempt to bring a nuke in by ground - using shipping containers or the like, or they could use dirty bombs to irradiate areas and use the hysteria of such an attack to render localities uninhabitable.

Still, what is worrisome is that Obama will gut US missile defense capabilities, opening up the opportunity for a rogue regime like Iran to fire at US interests around the world, and we wont be able to stop it. Of course, Obama is doing his best to insure that Iran will continue towards developing nuclear weapons the way he keeps talking the words of appeasement and genuflection.

Hell it took us what? 30 years to get the CEP under a klick. While a Iranian nuke is close, actually making a useful nuke missile is whole other ball game.

re: #128 Sharmuta

That's "Zaius".

Thank you, Sharm. Duly noted, and a great premise: Planet of the Apes as a musical.

re: #99 jcm

I had one of these delivered a few months ago. They dropped it off the truck. $250,000.

Damn, that's pricey. Who was it? FuckUps or Oops (FedEx or UPS)?

FuckUps managed to make more work for me one week. The jerks left my samples on the dock at Memphis all damn weekend long. Had to redo them. All 14 of them.

re: #130 MandyManners

Speaking of Monkees...

My eldest sister had all of their records...there was no escape!

re: #126 Iron Fist

Heey, man, I'm on the poor, oppressed monkey's side. Free the monkey!

OK

re: #100 Creeping Eruption
Fortunately, only the stray cats managed to infiltrate here.

re: #134 scottishbuzzsaw

My eldest sister had all of their records...there was no escape!

I adored the Monkees.

Santelli responds to the WH lame response to Santelli's CBOT comments yesterday.

The last line is an instant classic.

re: #37 Kosh's Shadow

I know it is early to go OT, but
Obama Reportedly Picks Israel Hater to Lead National Intelligence Council

I'm sure this asshole would blame Israel if Iran nuked NYC.
I was giving 0bama the benefit of the doubt, and wondering if he was just naive, but this shows his agenda is quite anti-Israel.

I hope all those Jews who voted for 0bama are freaking happy now!

re: #98 Erik The Red

Yes in the house. If we leave the widows/doors open(no screens) and fruit on the table/counter the shits will come in and steal. They are scared of male and adult females but will stand tall against kids.

I live in Durban S Africa. Monkey(hehe)

So, if the blue scrotum monkey had escaped the zoo in your hood, he could have blended right in. :D

re: #126 Iron Fist

Heey, man, I'm on the poor, oppressed monkey's side. Free the monkey!

Brother you are not poor. Lets talk about hard wear and ammo///

Here's some good news...

Russia 'halts' sale of advanced anti-aircraft missiles to Iran

MOSCOW: Russia has frozen the sale of the state-of-the-art S-300 anti-aircraft missiles to Iran, the Russian newspaper Kommersant reported Wednesday. Iranian Defense Minister Mostafa Mohammad Najjar was reportedly informed of the decision by his Russian counterpart Anatoly Serdyukov on his visit to Moscow Wednesday.

Russia said the delivery of the systems would be delayed at least until the upcoming meeting between President Dmitry Medvedev and his US counterpart, Barack Obama. Kommersant cited Russia's wish to prevent hindering dialogue with the new US administration.

Military diplomatic sources were quoted by Kommersant as saying that the issue had been the focus of Najjar's visit.

Israel Radio quoted Moscow sources as saying that apart form the gesture to the Americans, Russia also wanted to avoid ruining a $100 million drone purchase from Israel.

"Extinct" Bird Seen, Eaten

JP: Spurgeon, the Philippine quail that cook prepared last night was delicious. Do you know whether she has any more?

Spurgeon: Unfortunately, she does not, sir. It is apparently no longer available.

JP: Mm. Pity. Well, then, ask her to prepare the ivory-billed woodpecker, will you?

Spurgeon: Very good, sir.

Of course I've ripped it off. But from where? *Pssst. Pacoenterprises*

re: #35 taxfreekiller

OT

Lucinda Williams was great last night at the House of Blues in Dallas.

She was sober, sound great, the place packed, she had new back up.

She said one time new lead guitar guy, younger guy from New York City,

drummer in a cowboy hat from San Fran Calif.

bass guy was young and from Phoenix

second lead guitar/keyboard was from Washington State, Seattle I think,

Lucinda she is from Houston Tx.

more like rock, more like AC-DC at times, drummer had an AC-DC T-shirt on.

great music, high energy,
Luciana writes great lyrics and the band puts up good work..

worth the time and money this if you get a chance

I used to see Lucinda Williams play for free at a club in LA called the Palomino (now long gone). She used to play on Tuesday nights along with people like Dave Alvin, John Doe, and a bunch of other alternative country artists. This was back in the late 1980's and early 90's. She was always great. I knew that she would one day be famous.

I saw her again in NY City a few years ago and she was drunk and slurring. She went on a number of anti-Bush rants. Told the crowd that she was a socialist, and then complained that she couldn't keep playing after midnight because of the "damn Teamsters Union". She was so obnoxious that even some New Yorkers started booing her.

re: #98 Erik The Red

Yes in the house. If we leave the widows/doors open(no screens) and fruit on the table/counter the shits will come in and steal. They are scared of male and adult females but will stand tall against kids.

I live in Durban S Africa. Monkey(hehe)

Sounds like fun. All we have around here are coyotes, deer, skunks, raccoons, squirrels, foxes, and beavers. It's the skunks that are the worst though. Bastards either let loose in the neighborhood, or commit suicide crossing a busy street, again letting their scent glands loose. Either way stinks real bad.

re: #141 Cattt

So, if the blue scrotum monkey had escaped the zoo in your hood, he could have blended right in. :D

Shit my yard is "The Hood"

re: #143 NJDhockeyfan

Here's some good news...

Russia 'halts' sale of advanced anti-aircraft missiles to Iran

Hmmm, what dooo they know?

re: #133 Honorary Yooper

Damn, that's pricey. Who was it? FuckUps or Oops (FedEx or UPS)?

FuckUps managed to make more work for me one week. The jerks left my samples on the dock at Memphis all damn weekend long. Had to redo them. All 14 of them.

Too heavy, a freight forwarding company. What pisses me off is when we built the building we are in I sat in meetings and said we need a loading dock for this type of equipment I was vetoed.

re: #138 redstateredneck

I adored the Monkees.

/how now brown cow

re: #146 Honorary Yooper

Sounds like fun. All we have around here are coyotes, deer, skunks, raccoons, squirrels, foxes, and beavers. It's the skunks that are the worst though. Bastards either let loose in the neighborhood, or commit suicide crossing a busy street, again letting their scent glands loose. Either way stinks real bad.

What - no snakes?

re: #91 MandyManners

RACIST!

Oh, that would be Spank the Monkey. never mind...///

re: #146 Honorary Yooper

Sounds like fun. All we have around here are coyotes, deer, skunks, raccoons, squirrels, foxes, and beavers. It's the skunks that are the worst though. Bastards either let loose in the neighborhood, or commit suicide crossing a busy street, again letting their scent glands loose. Either way stinks real bad.

OK. If you never mention a skunk again I will not bitch about monkeys.

YOU WIN

re: #147 Erik The Red

Shit my yard is "The Hood"

Maybe you should check their passports - you might have an escaped American in there. :D

re: #152 calcajun

RACIST!

Oh, that would be Spank the Monkey. never mind...///

It took sometime before the thread went into the gutter. Well done///

Can we send a chimp to eat Christopher Dodd's face off?

/he really needs to STFU!

Huffpo (or their anonymous contributor) was deflecting attention from the real issue.
The problems the country will have with Eric Holder are not about the color of any part of him, but about the content of his character.

OT
Market closed down about 100. 77 more days of this and my balls will be blue.

re: #125 brookly red

I left it out? Really now? How would they get the nuclear weapon into range for an EMP?

They still have to get the weapon into sufficient size to transmit it to a location.

If it's by missile, that requires a successful missile launch - not assured.
Or it requires them to smuggle the weapon into range of where they want to cause the damage. That's not a sure thing either.

An EMP threat is a possibility, but one that is remote. Besides, if Iran's intentions remain annihilation and genocide of Israel, an EMP isn't what they're going to do with their limited supply of nuclear materials. They'll be using it to destroy Israel and turn Tel Aviv, Jersualem, and all the rest into rubble. Besides, much of the military gear of the US and Israel is hardened against EMP blast, so they would be able to defend, civilian gear far less so (if at all). But as I again note, Iran's intentions aren't merely to damage Israel, but to destroy it.

re: #151 Cattt

What - no snakes?

In town, just garter snakes. You might see larger ones in the fields, but few poisonous ones.

re: #138 redstateredneck

I adored the Monkees.

I preferred:

this is a perfect example why i'm reluctant to believe anything the left tells me.
look at the lying msm. deceptive, manipulative.
nothing abt. truth and honesty.
i know what i believe and what makes sense to me.
and i know what their motive is in distorting reality.
it is so easy to produce fake everything today . ie. false military records abt. pres. bush and all the doctored war photos coming out of the m.e.,
the left will do anything to prevail.
i instinctively discount them.

re: #150 Killian Bundy

HAHA! Never seen that one, I don't think. Of course, I did not have a crush on Davy like all the other girls. I liked Peter. I don't know why.

OT -- So now John Kerry is Obama Christ Superstar's mailman?

Inflatable Giant Monkey Scrotum: It’s Just So Wrong!

re: #162 scottishbuzzsaw

I preferred:

Well, yeah. Monkees were junior high. I moved on to drugs and Santana, Led Zeppelin, etc.

re: #167 Kenneth

Inflatable Giant Monkey Scrotum: It’s Just So Wrong!

That should be up at Fail blog.

Not a picture of Eric Holder's blue scrotum.

Aside from the fact that the cartoon had nothing to do with Obama, The real racists are those who see nothing wrong with portraying a President as a chimpanzee if he's white but scream blue murder if he's black.

What was it MLK said about a dream he had?

re: #167 Kenneth

Inflatable Giant Monkey Scrotum: It’s Just So Wrong!

I'm with the first poster there. It's more vagina-esque.

Someone click on Kenneth's link at #171; I'm afraid to.

I was reading the comments at Huffington and some one commented that everyone believed it because it was sooo like 'Faux' news. Idiots. By the way, a lot of people break up words w_i_th under_lines

re: #175 UFO TOFU

Someone click on Kenneth's link at #171; I'm afraid to.

JABS

re: #171 Kenneth

Not a picture of Eric Holder's blue scrotum.

I remember a high school trip to the St. Louis zoo where my best friend and I spent hours in the monkey house looking at the blue balled monkeys.

(just another blue scrotum)

re: #160 lawhawk

I left it out? Really now? How would they get the nuclear weapon into range for an EMP?

I don't know... how do they get tons cocaine in? just asking...

re: #168 redstateredneck

Well, yeah. Monkees were junior high. I moved on to drugs and Santana, Led Zeppelin, etc.

Did you like:

re: #138 redstateredneck

I adored the Monkees.

I was a second generation Monkees fan (the 1986 comeback). Although I quickly scrapped 'em when I discovered The Beatles I still have a soft spot for them. How bizarre that I can say I only got into The Beatles because of The Monkees.

re: #181 scottishbuzzsaw

Did you like:

Oh, yeah. A lot.

re: #179 Wishing

Okay, thanks.

More great topic headlines at HuffPo

Obama To Mayors: Don't Screw Up The Stimulus

Hint...don't play follow the leader!

Funeral Protester Banned From UK... "Impeach Obama" Stickers Selling

At this rate Obama will surpass GWB...approval ratings lower than Carter's and in six months.

re: #182 Bloodnok

How bizarre that I can say I only got into The Beatles because of The Monkees.

Definition of a gateway drug if I ever heard one.

When all else fails, the left cries racism.

They must be pretty desperate to pull out that card this early.

re: #181 scottishbuzzsaw

Did you like:

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I saw Tull when I was in 8th Grade. Rockin' show

There is now a drudge link to this. Portfolio is having a tough time keeping up.

Senator Christopher J. Dodd of Connecticut, chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, told Bloomberg Television on Friday that a short-term nationalization might be necessary.

“I don’t welcome that at all, but I could see how it’s possible it may happen,” Mr. Dodd said. “I’m concerned that we may end up having to do that, at least for a short time.”

/seriously, he should lose a finger every time he gets on the TV and spouts [expletive deleted] like this, just in case you were wondering why the markets tanked again today

re: #161 Honorary Yooper

In town, just garter snakes. You might see larger ones in the fields, but few poisonous ones.

Most common here are black snakes. They can get REALLY big, but you leave them alone, they go away. One day, we were sitting on the porch when a black snake about 7 feet long slithered through the front yard. They also can stop traffic if they cross the road. :D

I also spent about half an hour disentangling one from a bit of mesh he'd got stuck in (he played dead until I finished and moved away, then took off for the woods).

We did find a small rattler under the deck once. Actually, the girls from next door found it. My ex put it in a bucket, and they all trooped off and let it go in the woods.

Comparing high U.S. public officials to gorillas, baboons, or other simians has long and venerable history in this country:

[Link: www.abilitymagazine.com...]

"Jan Jacobi, in her article "Lincoln Handled Stress the Old Fashioned Way", creates the following scenario: "Picture this. You've just become president of the United States, the most inexperienced man in history elected to that high office; upon your election, one-third of your constituents head for the door calling you a "baboon" or a "gorilla." You face the prospect of a long and bloody war that will claim 680,088 lives. You will have to fire six generals before you finally find one, a quasi-alcoholic, who will pursue the enemy effectively. Given one military disaster after another, you will stay up most of the night reading books on strategy; that's not the worst thing imaginable since you won't be able to sleep anyway. You will be vilified by both extremes; your favorite child will die, and, as a result, your wife will temporarily go bananas. You'll suffer from occasional bouts of melancholia, and you'll be constipated half the time. Without Deepak Chopra or prozac to help him through, how did Lincoln cope?"

And of course, comparing President George W. Bush to a chimpanzee was a favorite bloodsport of the left. So a cartoon in the N.Y. Post (shades of the Mohammed cartoons!) depicting a chimpanzee shot by the police, and a phony story put up on Huff comparing Eric Holder to a simian's genitalia, are arousing outrage on the left as alleged slanders of black politicians? You're in power, guys! Get used to it!

re: #178 redstateredneck

I remember a high school trip to the St. Louis zoo where my best friend and I spent hours in the monkey house looking at the blue balled monkeys.

First date?

re: #178 redstateredneck

I remember a high school trip to the St. Louis zoo where my best friend and I spent hours in the monkey house looking at the blue balled monkeys.

Who got blue balls//

re: #183 redstateredneck

Oh, yeah. A lot.

I still get goosebumps with this group:

re: #172 Toosmoky

Aside from the fact that the cartoon had nothing to do with Obama, The real racists are those who see nothing wrong with portraying a President as a chimpanzee if he's white but scream blue murder if he's black.

What was it MLK said about a dream he had?

I did a Google image search typed in President Bush chimpanzee and got 104,000 hits.

re: #176 Kaymad

I was reading the comments at Huffington and some one commented that everyone believed it because it was sooo like 'Faux' news. Idiots. By the way, a lot of people break up words w_i_th under_lines

Oops, must have deleted part of my comment. I wanted to know why some people throw in those underlines

re: #194 Kenneth

First date?

The monkey noticed us watching him and started touching himself. It was pretty creepy for a couple of high school girls.

re: #196 scottishbuzzsaw

They were one of the best performing bands I've ever seen. Keith Emerson destroyed his piano at the end of the show at The Swing. I just love live music!

re: #166 Alaska Kim

OT -- So now John Kerry is Obama Christ Superstar's mailman?

He's entrusted with the da'wa letter.
They want a muzzein to call to prayer from the Washington Mosque Monument, or they'll blow up the nukes hidden in major cities.
/I hope not, but I do think they would like to hear the call to prayer from there.

re: #183 redstateredneck

Oh, yeah. A lot.

I had a huge crush on Davy Jones when I was in junior high. But my first big crush was Popeye, when I was about four years old and caught him on TV. After that, I ate a lot of spinach.

re: #194 Kenneth

First date?

*wipes off keyboard* Hot tea through the nose is unpleasant.

re: #199 redstateredneck

It was pretty creepy for a couple of high school girls.

Yet you stayed for hours?

re: #201 Kosh's Shadow

I do think they would like to hear the call to prayer from there.

Thats what cell phones are for. /

re: #195 Erik The Red

re: #196 scottishbuzzsaw

Nice.

Hindu group makes cola from cow urine

Moo.

Deception - the leftist way.

re: #200 UFO TOFU

They were one of the best performing bands I've ever seen. Keith Emerson destroyed his piano at the end of the show at The Swing. I just love live music!

I never saw them perform live, but my husband did and would agree with you.

re: #193 quickjustice

Yep.

Heat. Kitchen. Don't like - get out of kitchen.

re: #202 Cattt

I had a huge crush on Davy Jones when I was in junior high. But my first big crush was Popeye, when I was about four years old and caught him on TV. After that, I ate a lot of spinach.

My first crush was Perry Como. Lord, how I loved that man. I named my teddy bear Perry.

re: #199 redstateredneck

The monkey noticed us watching him and started touching himself. It was pretty creepy for a couple of high school girls.

One of the amazing things about the LGF Face Book page is you get to know the people behind the nic. Until we became friends I thought you were a guy. LOL

re: #199 redstateredneck

Don't feel flattered. Monkeys do that all the time.

re: #204 UFO TOFU

Yet you stayed for hours?

Creepy in a fascinating sort of way.
:D

re: #208 Ben Hur

Hindu group makes cola from cow urine

Moo.

Cowca Cola

Oh, and regarding the Chimp political cartoon...

Obama didn't write the Spending Bill.

It was outsourced to Congress.

re: #213 redstateredneck

My first crush was Perry Como. Lord, how I loved that man. I named my teddy bear Perry.

Your first crush could charm the socks off the bad guys. Mine could beat them all up. They would have made a good team. :D

re: #180 brookly red

Yes, they could smuggle it, and it's something I noted in 116 above:

They could still attempt to bring a nuke in by ground - using shipping containers or the like, or they could use dirty bombs to irradiate areas and use the hysteria of such an attack to render localities uninhabitable.

At the moment, they haven't even got a working nuclear weapon to use as an EMP. That time is fast approaching, but Obama is taking the military option off the table.

re: #208 Ben Hur

Hindu group makes cola from cow urine

Moo.

Cow Water...the real thing or the pause that refreshes?

re: #215 Kenneth

Don't feel flattered. Monkeys do that all the time.

Oh man, I'm rolling here. Shit, employees looking at me...
Damn that's funny.

re: #211 taxfreekiller

ti_sekam_ti_drah_rof_samabo_letni_syug_ot_daer

makes it hard for me to read, too!

re: #208 Ben Hur

Hindu group makes cola from cow urine

Moo.

Big deal Coors has been making beer with the stuff for a long time.

re: #214 Erik The Red

One of the amazing things about the LGF Face Book page is you get to know the people behind the nic. Until we became friends I thought you were a guy. LOL

yeah, a lot of people do because of the nic--
redstateredneckwoman was just too long.

re: #211 taxfreekiller

ti_sekam_ti_drah_rof_samabo_letni_syug_ot_daer

I daer you duod dna raelc!

re: #215 Kenneth

Don't feel flattered. Monkeys do that all the time.

All these years I thought it was me. That explains a lot.
He didn't call...he didn't write...

re: #217 Kosh's Shadow

Cowca Cola

I thought that was called Coors?

re: #219 Cattt

Your first crush could charm the socks off the bad guys. Mine could beat them all up. They would have made a good team. :D

Popeye and Perry...gotta love it!

re: #228 redstateredneck

LOL!

re: #208 Ben Hur

Hindu group makes cola from cow urine

Moo.

Isn't there already a soft drink called Squirt?

Instapundit: Gibbs criticizing Santelli over not reading the Obama mortgage bailout plan is rich... considering that Congress didn't read the porkfest that Obama signed into law (without reading).

re: #208 Ben Hur

Hindu group makes cola from cow urine

Moo.

Somehow I doubt this will be anywhere near as popular as Coca Cola.

Good night Lizards. I am off tomorrow to a mates beach house for the weekend. Still going to work in the morning. After that out until Sunday night/Monday morning.

re: #228 redstateredneck

All these years I thought it was me. That explains a lot.
He didn't call...he didn't write...

*Must...stop...drinking...tea.*

re: #224 bulwrk

re: #229 Ward Cleaver

Y'all better not let FBV hear you dissing his drink.

Just to update you snarling simians over here, us folks on the other thread have come up with a term, one single word, that encompasses the current administration, our economy, their efforts to "fix" the economy, and the prospects for future progress and improvement.

Behold, the term that answers all:

OBUMBLE

re: #232 Bloodnok

Isn't there already a soft drink called Squirt?

LOL!

"...The new anti-Semitism involves discrimination against the right of the Jewish people to live as an equal member of the family of nations -- the denial of, and assault upon, the Jewish people's right even to live -- with Israel as the "collective Jew among the nations."

[Link: network.nationalpost.com...]

Good article.

re: #234 Honorary Yooper

Somehow I doubt this will be anywhere near as popular as Coca Cola.

At the Coke museum in Atlanta they have Coke from all over the world and some of that shit is pretty nasty tasting.

re: #235 Erik The Red

Good night Lizards. I am off tomorrow to a mates beach house for the weekend. Still going to work in the morning. After that out until Sunday night/Monday morning.

Have fun at the beach!

re: #236 scottishbuzzsaw

*Must...stop...drinking...tea.*

Tea is what you put in the reflecting pools on the Mall in Washington.

Listened to John today. He was apoplectic.

Gibson has my favorite radio show.

Do animals 'think'?

The Big Boy is pretty well convinced that I am some sort of Superior Being.

I can produce warm air from a black iron box. I can produce light by the flick of my finger. I can open the lid on the food barrel.

So he thinks I'm kinda 'all that'.

So much so that when it is raining or snowing outside he'll look out the front door, decide 'oh, hell no', run to the back door and look out to see, to his surprise, the same thing. Then he'll sit and stare intently at me with one of those 'Well don't just stand there, fix this!' looks.

I'm betting that the Obamanation is starting to feel somewhat as do I on such occasions. "Dude, what do you expect me to do? Some things are beyond my abilities."

re: #236 scottishbuzzsaw

*Must...stop...drinking...tea.*

Drink scotch so much better out the nose. Never have sinus again

re: #241 redstateredneck

At the Coke museum in Atlanta they have Coke from all over the world and some of that shit is pretty nasty tasting.

Almost as bad as New Coke?

re: #237 UFO TOFU

re: #229 Ward Cleaver

Y'all better not let FBV hear you dissing his drink.

Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!

re: #238 Guanxi88

Just to update you snarling simians over here, us folks on the other thread have come up with a term, one single word, that encompasses the current administration, our economy, their efforts to "fix" the economy, and the prospects for future progress and improvement.

Behold, the term that answers all:

OBUMBLE

Better copyright it. I think it'll catch on.

re: #246 Erik The Red

Drink scotch so much better out the nose. Never have sinus again

Excellent advice! G'night, Erik!

Bill Clinton: Obama Should Sound More Hopeful

Former President Bill Clinton gives President Barack Obama an "A" grade for his first month in office, but tells ABC News that Obama needs to put on a more positive face when speaking to the American people about the economy and must keep pressure on Republicans who try to obstruct his plans.

The "A" was for Asshat!

re: #249 redstateredneck

Better copyright it. I think it'll catch on.

Eh, it's free to all, free to all.

re: #245 razorbacker

Some things are beyond my abilities above my paygrade."

re: #247 Honorary Yooper

Almost as bad as New Coke?

Way worse.

So, I wonder if this will hurt HuffPo's place as the White House's Blog of Choice.

re: #130 MandyManners

Ah childhood in its finest moments. I wanted their GTO so bad cuz all I had was my 1959 Chevy.

Isn't this whole faux news shit getting a bit out of control?
NOBODY who walks upright is stupid enough to think they could get away with this puking pustulence of propaganda.

So my question to ms huffington is simple:

Do you frequently hire folks who cannot walk upright or are you posting this garbage to facilitate the downfall of news-blogs?

re: #190 Iron Fist

This has been up for sale for a couple of months. He's asking a bit much for it, in my opinion, but where are you going to find another one?

He needs to hold off on that for now and put it up later.

I wouldn't pay 12K for it but there are a lot of people who would.

re: #251 jorline

Bill Clinton: Obama Should Sound More Hopeful

The "A" was for Asshat!

Obama's grade inflation continues.

re: #18 efuseakay

Huffpofool: "So what? He's still a racist!"

Its easy to identify racists, their the ones with the (R) after their name..

/hopefully not necessary.

Obama Declares His Candidacy

Feb. 10, 2007

/DJIA 12,580.83 . . .

OT

But is there some sort of plan to have some Democrat fuck go on TV everytime the market tries to recover?

re: #261 Killian Bundy

Let's look just at the time since he took office. It's a downward spiral.

Here's a question for everyone.

Has anybody heard this man referred to as "Mr. Obama" by the media yet? I don't believe I've heard this once. It's been "President Obama" - even with conservative media. You rarely heard President Bush called by that title - it was nearly always "Mr. Bush". My understanding is that there is nothing improper about referring to a president this way, but I know it was no accident.

re: #35 taxfreekiller

Lucinda Williams is great. I'd love to see her live. "Rescue" is on of my favorite songs.