Gordon

Sooo cute!

You know, his mother wouldn't need one of those snot-sucker thingies.

Yes, I know, gross, but it's just my practical experience speaking here.

Zachery...?

re: #1 Shug

I should ding you down for that!

The eyes have it.

What a doll!

re: #5 Sharmuta

I should ding you down for that!

I agree

Adam

Darwin

/ I kid, I kid!

re: #7 Shug

OK- I did- but with love...

sharm I was kidding

I want to call him Bobo.

Markos

Imnotapet.

Winner will be chosen by the Zoo’s silverback gorilla, the baby’s father.

Interesting...

re: #8 USBeast

Adam

Too Biblical...:)

/s

Bam-Bam!

Ernest (Borgnine)

He should be called Phillip E. Johnson, jr.

Cutezilla

Andy

(He has the same hairline as Judge Andrew Napolitano)

Cousin Brad.

I think this pic is also an invitation for a caption contest.

[insert top ten politically incorrect names here]

Darwin

Magilla!

Stimulus?

Or Grape Ape.

Harun Yahya seems to fit.

His name should be "Stimulus"!

Caption...

He you, Di, piss off!

re: #18 Gus 802

Ernest (Borgnine)

I see the resemblance.

Good night folks.

/I think that'd make a splendid name.

Apetimus Prime

re: #15 J.D.

Winner will be chosen by the Zoo’s silverback gorilla, the baby’s father.

Interesting...

Well, what are his parents' names?

How about Stimulus K(eynesian) Payback?

How awesome would it be to have a job where you take care of baby wild animals? I am so jealous.

Pugsley

What a face ...I will call him ...Sammy ...

just cuz I want to name every cute animal after my left for doggie heaven best buddy ...Sammy ...Boston Terriers are the funniest dogs! ...

It has to be a "distinguished name of African origin". Philip, then. One of my good bud's in the BDF.

I would name him Beauregard, french for "Beautiful Gaze".

Then I'd call him Bobo for short.

Sorry to go OT so soon...

OT:

Please read this speech... simply inspiring.

It is by Jason Kenney, Canadian Minister of Immigration, who recently got into a spat with the Canadian Arab Federation over the Middle East, and as a result is pulling government funding from their organization.

Brave man, taking a brave stance.

Freddie Mac!

Name:
Orion

Caption:
Baby - "My leg is tingly"
Girl - "Why is my leg getting warm"

Looks like he'd go by the Name, Phil Shannon.

Little Papa!

re: #37 itellu3times

Well, what are his parents' names?

How about Stimulus K(eynesian) Payback?

As long as it's "of African origin", and the dad likes it, works for me!

re: #26 Shanimal1918

George Dubya

Hey Phil, are you really that stupid?

re: #39 MandyManners

It is the San Francisco zoo, that could be what they decide.

I'd name him Mr. Smartypants.

re: #26 Shanimal1918

That's about as funny as naming him Barack or Obama or whatever. You're either obtuse, or...

re: #51 Walter L. Newton

Hey Phil, are you really that stupid?

all good moonbats ought to know that Chimpy McBushler was not a gorilla.

/

Kong...it can be no other way...the little Kongster

Travis?

The Kid's asleep again so I can get to bed which is a marvelous idea before I rip someone a new one.

See you Lizards in the a.m..

re: #57 albusteve

Kong...it can be no other way...the little Kongster

Little Joe Young...:)

Algorilla?

Mighty Joe Young

re: #58 NYCHardhat

Travis?

Dammit, I was writing that...

re: #42 rightwinger3

It has to be a "distinguished name of African origin". Philip, then. One of my good bud's in the BDF.

OBI: African Igbo name meaning "heart."

re: #60 Dustyvet

Little Joe Young...:)

Beat me to it.

Taylor...

re: #57 albusteve

Kong...it can be no other way...the little Kongster

I can't help but agree. Good call.

re: #60 Dustyvet

Little Joe Young...:)

if you ever get a chance visit the zoo in Columbus Ohio...just an awsome collection of these guys...world class

re: #62 coquimbojoe

Travis the Chimp.

Sorry for the Downding, but the tragedy with Travis the chimp is a little to recent in my memory.

Pelosi

since he's so hairy

Hairy Belafonte?

re: #65 Silvergirl

OBI: African Igbo name meaning "heart."

I love it, except all I can think of is "obi wan"

Well, hell, we're watching the Oscars, and they just did the segment showing all the folks who passed way in the last year. When they got to Charlton Heston? Silence. For Paul Newman? Huge cheers.

I think I will enter Beauregard. Just look at those eyes on him!

I don't know why, but I Yahoo! searched it:

Rwanda names 30 gorilla babies

re: #72 Mich-again

Hairy Belafonte?

only if he can do a reasonable calypso...maybe

How about Honco?

Wow, lots of deletions for such an innocent thread.

re: #74 Ward Cleaver

Well, hell, we're watching the Oscars, and they just did the segment showing all the folks who passed way in the last year. When they got to Charlton Heston? Silence. For Paul Newman? Huge cheers.

speaking of Planet of the Apes. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! ...

LC Hoghead

Lancelot Link!

re: #79 CynicalConservative

Wow, lots of deletions for such an innocent thread.

what with the recent NY Post Cartoon flap , people should be very careful not to say anything that will be taken out of context

For those who are too tense. Panora

re: #82 Mich-again

Lancelot Link!

He was a chimp.

re: #74 Ward Cleaver

Well, hell, we're watching the Oscars, and they just did the segment showing all the folks who passed way in the last year. When they got to Charlton Heston? Silence. For Paul Newman? Huge cheers.

Hollywood is a black hole

re: #77 albusteve

only if he can do a reasonable calypso...maybe

re: #83 Shug

what with the recent NY Post Cartoon flap , people should be very careful not to say anything that will be taken out of context

Sigh...

I posted an interesting interview with Geert on the previous thread. I didn't want to stink up this nice happy fun thread but I see people are stinking it up anyways.

re: #70 songbird

Sorry for the Downding, but the tragedy with Travis the chimp is a little to recent in my memory.

And the Post cartoon was tasteless and stupid.

I entered a name in the contest!

the nose - Waxman maybe

I think I quoted someone who Charles decided to boink. I'm sorry.

re: #83 Shug

what with the recent NY Post Cartoon flap , people should be very careful not to say anything that will be taken out of context

In this day and time, EVERYTHING is taken out of context! You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone somewhere that will be "offended" and needs their "group" protected!

re: #92 gbrtng

the nose - Waxman maybe

Hmmm... I see what you mean.

re: #85 USBeast

He was a chimp.

Details, details...

OK, Shug- I took my downding away cuz I loves ya.

re: #79 CynicalConservative

Wow, lots of deletions for such an innocent thread.

I can imagine why. My suggestion would probably also merit a deletion, so I'll be nice.

re: #82 Mich-again

Lancelot Link!

and his lesser known cousin, Lanceaboil!

re: #84 CynicalConservative

For those who are too tense. Panora

My favorite internet radio!

re: #97 Sharmuta

OK, Shug- I took my downding away cuz I loves ya.

Awww.

re: #93 Walter L. Newton

I think I quoted someone who Charles decided to boink. I'm sorry.

Eh, happens from time to time. I take it the twit had something rather disgusting to say.

What a cutie-patootie!

re: #89 Killgore Trout

I posted an interesting interview with Geert on the previous thread. I didn't want to stink up this nice happy fun thread but I see people are stinking it up anyways.

Almost looked like Hot Air in that last thread.

Shippo! "Seven treasures"...just because that is such a cute baby. He is a true little treasure.

re: #92 gbrtng

Come on, the little guy is actually cute! How could you think of something that ugly!

re: #89 Killgore Trout

You stink!

re: #96 Mich-again

Details, details...

Ah, the devil is in the details.

re: #100 songbird

My favorite internet radio!

I'm as hooked on Pandora as I am on LGF.

Shamelessly ripping off two other ideas: Kute Kong.

re: #93 Walter L. Newton

I think I quoted someone who Charles decided to boink.

Eh?

Anyway, as long as we're coming up with names, I suggest the following:
Clyde.

re: #100 songbird

My favorite internet radio!

Last.fm is good too.

re: #103 Claire

What a cutie-patootie!

You can't see it's butt. How can you say that?

re: #94 sattv4u2

In this day and time, EVERYTHING is taken out of context! You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone somewhere that will be "offended" and needs their "group" protected!

Let's not make it easy for them.

re: #100 songbird

My favorite internet radio!

Nic is blue. Got about 50 stations at this point if you want a search name. Very eclectic selection, pretty much anything but country/western.

Alfie. The little fart looks like an Alfie.

re: #107 Racer X

That's a fascist lie!

re: #93 Walter L. Newton

I think I quoted someone who Charles decided to boink. I'm sorry.

That must mean something different in Colorado than it does here.

I think.

re: #115 Shug

Let's not make it easy for them.

after 55 years of not being PC, I ain't startin' now!

// (well ,, kinda)

re: #87 Dustyvet

[Video]

just awsome...I was a huge Muppets fan!

Okay deleted.

/well then I'll just go with Travis

Tim (the enchanter, whoops I mean the gorilla)

Ricky-Bobby

nahh, we need a cool African male name like Mbogo or something.

Hairy Potter

The baby gorilla is cute now, but he'll be over 500 lb of fearsomeness when he's full grown.

His name shall be "Terminator"!

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 125!

Being from Chicago, there's only one Gorilla that mattered:

Bushman

[Link: www.time.com...]

And he's still there, though in a glass case:

[Link: www.fieldmuseum.org...]

re: #125 ratherdashing

nahh, we need a cool African male name like Mbogo or something.

Yes! With consonants totally at odds with the one next to it!

re: #128 sattv4u2

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 125!

Only if the name is Kenyan.

Ben, in honor of Ben Stien and his wonderful movie. s/

re: #127 songbird

The baby gorilla is cute now, but he'll be over 500 lb of fearsomeness when he's full grown.

His name shall be "Terminator"!

exactly...PooButt won't work a few years from now

The name was derived from the Greek word Gorillai (a "tribe of hairy women")

No comment?

Well.

OK.

Should I?

Yep.

Rosie O'Donald.

Darwin.

re: #128 sattv4u2

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 125!

What am I missing, about that name?...

re: #136 Cognito

What am I missing, about that name?...

Same here.

re: #134 Walter L. Newton

The name was derived from the Greek word Gorillai (a "tribe of hairy women")

No comment?

Well.

OK.

Should I?

Yep.

Rosie O'Donald.

it's a male...keep up

There was a cool gorilla in the Milwaukee Zoo when I was growing up, named Samson. He used to stroll up to the glass, spend a few minutes checking you out, then BAM! He'd smack the glass with his fist so hard you were sure he'd break it.

He was awesome.

re: #128 sattv4u2

It's a real African name. Means "buffalo".

re: #136 Cognito

What am I missing, about that name?...

lets see ,,, equating a gorilla with an African Male, perhaps!?!?!

Modest Joe Young

Well, I got some good news, and some bad news this evening.

The good news is that my Kindle 2 shipped today. Hoofaa!

The bad news is that Amazon shipped it via USPS, which means
I probably won't get it 'til next week. Damn.

re: #137 Ward Cleaver

re: #140 Killgore Trout

see my 141

Dr. Zaius

re: #143 Sosigado

Well, I got some good news, and some bad news this evening.

The good news is that my Kindle 2 shipped today. Hoofaa!

The bad news is that Amazon shipped it via USPS, which means
I probably won't get it 'til next week. Damn.

Free Super Saver shipping?

re: #139 capitalist pigletI think I remember Samson- mid-sixties, right about the time they opened the new zoo?

There was a cool gorilla in the Milwaukee Zoo when I was growing up, named Samson. He used to stroll up to the glass, spend a few minutes checking you out, then BAM! He'd smack the glass with his fist so hard you were sure he'd break it.

He was awesome.

re: #141 sattv4u2

lets see ,,, equating a gorilla with an African Male, perhaps!?!?!

What?

Oh, come off it.

Would you get angry if someone named his English bulldog Winston?

re: #145 Timbre

Dr. Zaius

Or Roddie McDowell?

re: #141 sattv4u2

lets see ,,, equating a gorilla with an African Male, perhaps!?!?!

But gorillas ARE African. All pandas get Chinese names. Hello?

re: #139 capitalist piglet

There was a cool gorilla in the Milwaukee Zoo when I was growing up, named Samson. He used to stroll up to the glass, spend a few minutes checking you out, then BAM! He'd smack the glass with his fist so hard you were sure he'd break it.

He was awesome.

have you seen the mighty Bushman in Chicago?

re: #148 Cognito

What?

Oh, come off it.

Would you get angry if someone named his English bulldog Winston?

I wouldn't,, but I'm not British!

re: #139 capitalist piglet

There was a cool gorilla in the Milwaukee Zoo when I was growing up, named Samson. He used to stroll up to the glass, spend a few minutes checking you out, then BAM! He'd smack the glass with his fist so hard you were sure he'd break it.

He was awesome.

I remember seeing Samson when I was a kid, visiting cousins in Milwaukee. They kept him drugged up, and he just laid on a table for all to see the drugged up gorilla.

Yeah, that was fun.

re: #147 revobob

I think I remember Samson- mid-sixties, right about the time they opened the new zoo?

I just looked him up. He was there from 1950 to 1981, they say. I'll read a little more and correct that if it's wrong - it's on a blog.

re: #140 Killgore Trout

It's a real African name. Means "buffalo".

Oh, well I guess "buffalo" won't work for a gorilla. But, you get the idea. Do you think the San Fran Zoo will do it? Will they name a gorilla an African name, even though it's entirely appropriate?

OT: Still waiting for Best Picture, but so far . . .

Director
WINNER: Danny Boyle, "Slumdog Millionaire"

Adapted screenplay
WINNER: "Slumdog Millionaire," screenplay by Simon Beaufoy

Cinematography
WINNER: "Slumdog Millionaire," Anthony Dod Mantle

Film editing
WINNER: "Slumdog Millionaire," Chris Dickens

Original score
WINNER: "Slumdog Millionaire," A.R. Rahman

Original song
WINNER: "Jai Ho" from "Slumdog Millionaire," music by A.R. Rahman, lyrics by Gulzar

Sound mixing
WINNER: "Slumdog Millionaire," Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke and Resul Pookutty

Clean up in aisle #148. (hehehehehe)

re: #146 Ward Cleaver

I dunno about Super Saver. All I know is that whenever something gets shipped to me via USPS, it takes forever.

re: #151 albusteve

have you seen the mighty Bushman in Chicago? Thought they'd all gone to Springfield or DC?

Youtube Video

re: #141 sattv4u2

lets see ,,, equating a gorilla with an African Male, perhaps!?!?!

Yep. Imagine giving a male animal indigenous to Africa an African male name.

re: #153 Noam Sayin'

I remember seeing Samson when I was a kid, visiting cousins in Milwaukee. They kept him drugged up, and he just laid on a table for all to see the drugged up gorilla.

Yeah, that was fun.

Wow. I saw him several times, but never like that. He took a couple pretty good smacks at me - I guess I showed up at the right time.

re: #157 Walter L. Newton

Clean up in aisle #148. (hehehehehe)

Maisey, is that you?

I wanted to suggest Biko, in honor of Steven Biko, but I didn't want anyone to think I was being a big bigot or something.

re: #160 solomonpanting

Yep. Imagine giving a male animal indigenous to Africa an African male name.

I thought this nation was all about glorifying diversity and multiculturalism!

re: #145 Timbre

Dr. Zaius

In that vein, there's always Cornelius.

re: #163 Noam Sayin'

How about Bilko, for Sgt. Bilko.

re: #159 revobob

he was at the Field Museum when I was a kid

re: #163 Noam Sayin'

I wanted to suggest Biko, in honor of Steven Biko, but I didn't want anyone to think I was being a big bigot or something.

Have a good friend who is black, who has an African Grey parrot named Biko.

re: #162 CynicalConservative

Maisey, is that you?

Maisey is sitting on her perch, head turned around and tucked into her wing, and sleeping.

Trivia question. Do you know why bird sleep like that?

re: #155 ratherdashing

Oh, well I guess "buffalo" won't work for a gorilla. But, you get the idea. Do you think the San Fran Zoo will do it? Will they name a gorilla an African name, even though it's entirely appropriate?

It's part of the contest rules. A name submitted that's not African isn't eligible for the grand prize.

re: #164 songbird

I thought this nation was all about glorifying diversity and multiculturalism!

Okay. Ling-Ling!

Rod Blagorillavich

Twinkles.

re: #167 albusteve
So was I once or twice, but I was OUTSIDE the cage...

Cleanup on aisle #193!

_{(I just know I'm about to post something insensitive)}

/

re: #161 capitalist piglet

Wow. I saw him several times, but never like that. He took a couple pretty good smacks at me - I guess I showed up at the right time.

I think the reason they started drugging him is that he got too aggressive, smacking the window all the time.

re: #156 Silvergirl

All those awards for Slumdog... while I thought it to be a fine movie, I didn't find it to be better than the rest of the top movies of the year.

re: #172 Shug

Rod Blagorillavich

good one...

re: #145 Timbre

Dr. Zaius

Since he's a gorilla and not an Orangutan, probably General Ursus would be more appropriate.

re: #153 Noam Sayin'

I remember seeing Samson when I was a kid, visiting cousins in Milwaukee. They kept him drugged up, and he just laid on a table for all to see the drugged up gorilla.

Yeah, that was fun.

From that blog I was reading about him:

At his peak, Samson weighed 652 pounds (the average weight for an adult male gorilla is 400-450 lbs). And he was grouchy. He sat on his throne ( which was actually a scale ) glowering at the slack-jawed yokels like a hirsute Archie Bunker, and was famous for rushing at the glass and pounding on it. I saw him do this many times, and it was impressive to say the least.

Signed,
Slack-Jawed Yokel

re: #163 Noam Sayin'

Biko

- Peter Gabriel

re: #175 Racer X

Cleanup on aisle #193!

_{(I just know I'm about to post something insensitive)}

/

A cleanup for a mess that hasn't happened is called a prenup

re: #170 Silvergirl

It's part of the contest rules. A name submitted that's not African isn't eligible for the grand prize.

Well there you go!

re: #172 Shug

Rod Blagorillavich

How about just "Gorrilavich"?

re: #169 Walter L. Newton

Maisey is sitting on her perch, head turned around and tucked into her wing, and sleeping.

Trivia question. Do you know why bird sleep like that?

Umm, because they're smarter than us? I honestly have no idea and would appreciate your answer.

re: #169 Walter L. Newton

Maisey is sitting on her perch, head turned around and tucked into her wing, and sleeping.

Trivia question. Do you know why bird sleep like that?

It's like wearing a hat, right?

Keep 'em warm.

re: #172 Shug

Rod Blagorillavich

EXCELLENT. But who has more hair?

Will it take a village to raise that gorilla?

I have the winning name, but am too lazy to fill out the form.

Oogie

He looks like a Jamie to me.

re: #184 Racer X

How about just "Gorrilavich"?

Too Russian...:)

/s

re: #153 Noam Sayin'

I remember seeing Samson when I was a kid, visiting cousins in Milwaukee...

Samson had cousins in Milwaukee? I thought he was an only gorilla?

Short People
Got
No reason to live

Cleanup on aisle 397. _{seriously pre-emptive}

re: #168 dentate

Have a good friend who is black, who has an African Grey parrot named Biko.

At one time I wanted a basenji for a pet, and figured I'd name him Biko.

Since it is San Francisco, they should call him "Mighty Joe Montana" or "Mighty Steve Young".

re: #189 So?

I have the winning name, but am too lazy to fill out the form.

Oogie

Do you mean Ogee? as in Magilla Gorilla?

re: #185 CynicalConservative

Umm, because they're smarter than us? I honestly have no idea and would appreciate your answer.

re: #186 Cognito

It's like wearing a hat, right?

Keep 'em warm.

Keeps a center of balance over their legs while they are sleeping. It's a balancing trick.

re: #171 Ward Cleaver

Okay. Ling-Ling!

I get sick of Multiculturalism sometimes. It is right and good to learn about different cultures, but when you put all cultures on the same level and say there is no difference between cultures except for their respective practices, you do a disservice to learners. Every culture gets pushed down to the least common denominator. Imagine telling kids that there is nothing wrong with various cultures and that they are equally valuable! it denigrates our American culture and values!

/No sarc intended. Songbird's on the soapbox tonight!

re: #180 capitalist piglet

Signed,
Slack-Jawed Yokel

Memory may be playing tricks, but I think he may have been involved in some Samsonite luggae commercials way back then- throwing a suitcase around, jumping on it, and it never sprung open.

Signed Bug Eyed Rube

re: #198 Walter L. Newton

Keeps a center of balance over their legs while they are sleeping. It's a balancing trick.

Cool, thanks!

re: #148 Cognito

The only name for an English Bulldog is UGA!

re: #197 dentate

Do you mean Ogee? as in Magilla Gorilla?

NO!

Best Actress
WINNER: Kate Winslet, "The Reader"

re: #195 Noam Sayin'

At one time I wanted a basenji for a pet, and figured I'd name him Biko.

Right, Noam, but it's the beak--biko that makes it work. Not the same for a dog.

re: #188 Cicero05

Will it take a village to raise that gorilla?

No but it might take a Gorilla to raze a village!

re: #188 Cicero05

Will it take a village to raise that gorilla?

probably...I am partial to great apes...born in captivity means scores of thousands of dollars to allow him to just live...it's a very close run thing...maybe he will be happy as years go by

The gorilla's eyes look like 2 O's

OO

So

OOGIE!

Diane Nancy Feinswine Pelosi, Jr.

re: #151 albusteve

have you seen the mighty Bushman in Chicago?

Well, Chicago (or more specifically Lincoln Park Zoo) actually has had three famous gorillas. Bushman was the first, even more famous than he was Sindbad. The last of them was Otto, who became famous due to a film about his relocation to the then-new Great Ape House called Otto: Zoo Gorilla. Otto was still alive when I lived in Lincoln Park as a boy and I often saw him at the zoo.

Hey gang, I'm just in, ... WTF happened up there, beginning with #26?

Holy cow. Is that really Anthony Hopkins?

That fellow has lost some weight...

re: #196 stevieray

Since it is San Francisco, they should call him "Mighty Joe Montana" or "Mighty Steve Young".

JERRY!

They're about to announce Best Actor.

re: #204 Silvergirl

Best Actress
WINNER: Kate Winslet, "The Reader"

Just saw the movie last night, she deserves it. Great performance.

Gorillaneedunicorntoo!

Hard Right- why are you dinging down every comment I made in this thread?

re: #210 Dark_Falcon

Well, Chicago (or more specifically Lincoln Park Zoo) actually has had three famous gorillas. Bushman was the first, even more famous than he was Sindbad Sampson. The last of them was Otto, who became famous due to a film about his relocation to the then-new Great Ape House called Otto: Zoo Gorilla. Otto was still alive when I lived in Lincoln Park as a boy and I often saw him at the zoo.

Oops. Sorry I got my names mixed up.

Did anyone ever find a net site to watch the awards? Well, I guess they are just about over.

This whole thread is nothing more than a hanging curve ball that should be layed off of.

re: #209 FlightERDoc

Diane Nancy Feinswine Pelosi, Jr.

1. It's a male

2. What you want to give the little guy a complex?

/S

I voted for Kong earlier and, if that's the consensus, I will support it.
If I may be permitted to offer an alternative I would like to suggest "Bob" as in Bob Hope. His species is in dire peril and every baby Gorilla born in the care of his human relatives needs some hope.

And it's Spicoli.

Boo, Sean Penn, BOOO!

Wow, Sean Penn.

Sean Penn for "Milk".

re: #198 Walter L. Newton

Keeps a center of balance over their legs while they are sleeping. It's a balancing trick.

Walter, I was always fascinated by the fact that parrots, like people, are right or left handed. I had an African Grey for many years--tragically, he was abducted when some work was being done inside our home, and I never saw him again. But he was a lefty when he used his claw to eat, and I know other people whose birds were righties. Never paid attention to which foot he curled up when he slept. Does the head go on the side opposite the curled up foot, then, as a counterweight?

re: #210 Dark_Falcon

Well, Chicago (or more specifically Lincoln Park Zoo) actually has had three famous gorillas. Bushman was the first, even more famous than he was Sindbad. The last of them was Otto, who became famous due to a film about his relocation to the then-new Great Ape House called Otto: Zoo Gorilla. Otto was still alive when I lived in Lincoln Park as a boy and I often saw him at the zoo.

I only saw Bushman stuffed...it was a very reverent experience for a young boy...I stared into his eyes and understood Tarzan at that moment

Guess I won't get an answer.

re: #206 songbird

No but it might take a Gorilla to raze a village!

ba-dum-bump!

re: #220 So?

Did anyone ever find a net site to watch the awards? Well, I guess they are just about over.

Were they NOT on TV?

re: #209 FlightERDoc

Diane Nancy Feinswine Pelosi, Jr.

C'mon, let's not go apeshit.

and the Oscar goes to the stooge of Chavez

re: #224 USBeast

I voted for Kong earlier and, if that's the consensus, I will support it.
If I may be permitted to offer an alternative I would like to suggest "Bob" as in Bob Hope. His species is in dire peril and every baby Gorilla born in the care of his human relatives needs some hope.

And as a young primate, probably some "change" too...

re: #232 Sharmuta

Guess I won't get an answer.

What was your question?

re: #179 ArchangelMichael

Since he's a gorilla and not an Orangutan, probably General Ursus would be more appropriate.

Or Urko.

re: #232 Sharmuta

Guess I won't get an answer.

42?

F Sean Penn - Hugo Chavez a$$-licking commie.

*spit*

re: #232 Sharmuta

Guess I won't get an answer.

did you expect one?

re: #215 Ward Cleaver

They're about to announce Best Actor.

Sean Penn

You Commie Homo sons-of guns.

One out of two ain't bad.

re: #240 Desert Dog

It wouldn't surprise me if he already has.

re: #231 Walter L. Newton

Samson had cousins in Milwaukee? I thought he was an only gorilla? Answer my question :)

I didn't think it needed answering; figured you were working a rhetorical comedic seam.

I was visiting cousins in Milwaukee, Mr. Smartypants.

re: #243 Sharmuta

That's not a very appropriate name for the gorilla.

He'll get teased by the other gorillas with a name like that

re: #241 Walter L. Newton

#218.

re: #219 Dark_Falcon

Oops. Sorry I got my names mixed up.

And now I truly am an idiot. Sinbad was right, I misread the posts and corrected myself without paying attention.

FAIL

re: #251 Sharmuta

#218.

I don't think you'll get an answer.

I don't mind Penn in this context. Acting is his context. It's when he steps outside it -- hanging with Venezuelan despots, for instance -- that I really can't stand him.

re: #251 Sharmuta

#218.

Got nuked on previous thread.

re: #234 Walter L. Newton

Were they NOT on TV?

I asked earlier because I don't have a TV. Thought I could watch it on the net. But couldn't find a site, unless you installed their super deluxe krypton player which I was not willing to do. Oh well...

Shame on Sean Penn for thinking he speaks for anyone.

re: #253 Walter L. Newton

I won't!

Fred Phelps and his crew must've been there.

Quick...start the music!

re: #249 Noam Sayin'

I didn't think it needed answering; figured you were working a rhetorical comedic seam.

I was visiting cousins in Milwaukee, Mr. Smartypants.

If I was such a Smartypants, I wouldn't have ripped my comedic seam.

Courageous artists?

Sean, why not make a movie critical of radical Islam

Spicoli fellating Obama.

Sean Penn, Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara in a motorcade.

re: #250 Desert Dog

He'll get teased by the other gorillas with a name like that

And he wouldn't be allowed to play in any gorilla games...

/s

re: #151 albusteve

have you seen the mighty Bushman in Chicago?

Youtube Video

I've not seen him! I'll check out the vid.

When sleep overtakes
Blogging must be put aside
Rest pursues Lizards

Good night

I never watch the Oscars, tuned in to see if Mickey Rourke would win, and I will never watch anything Oscar-related again.

re: #263 Shug

Courageous artists?

Sean, why not make a movie critical of radical Islam

Right.
There was a courageous artist. His name was Theo Van Gogh.
The Academy didn't see fit to even mention his name the year he was killed.

re: #259 Sharmuta

I won't!

(((you)))

re: #5 Sharmuta

I should ding you down for that!

I made your "Balsamic Chicken" for dinner, and it was awesome. Our guest licked his plate clean (well, he scraped the plate clean with his knife and fork, was too polite to lick it).

I will upding every comment that you make on this thread.

re: #247 jorline

Sean Penn

You Commie Homo sons-of guns.

One out of two ain't bad.

homo-LOVING sons of guns, mind you