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1 NonNativeTexan  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:39:53pm

We operate on a consensus here.

2 Lincolntf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:40:47pm

Now that's funny.

3 HelloDare  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:40:48pm

It's all because of sunspots.

4 gmsc  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:41:58pm

Worried about your economic situation? Try the new debt elimination program called Don't Buy Stuff You Cannot Afford!

/But where do I get this "saved money"?

5 Lincolntf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:42:01pm

"They tricked us," complained exiled Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. "They said they were only coming by to chillax with some OG kush and talk about the stimulus bill and shit."

Heh.

6 chicago blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:43:12pm

I love Iowahawk. I can't decide if this or "Tayle of the Asshatte" is funnier.

7 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:43:20pm

0bama speaks, the market goes down.
He says how he is saving the economy, the market goes down faster.
Why doesn't he STFU?

Maybe because he's a narcissistic asshole with delusions of godhood?
And he sees himself surrounded by the angels of the MFMSM singing his praises?

Will the country really survive four years of him?

8 oronpam  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:43:25pm

Surprised they haven't blamed the markets going down on global warming yet/

9 Occasional Reader  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:43:35pm
Stock Market Yo-Yo Watch

Buy International Cellos Amalgamated!

10 HelloDare  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:44:08pm

When is Iowahawk going to compile all his pieces into a book?

11 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:44:30pm

re: #8 oronpam

Nuh-uh, it's all those hair rays!

/Just because it's tradition...

12 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:45:04pm

My daughter got accepted to nursing school!

13 redheadredstate  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:45:07pm

re: #7 Kosh's Shadow

0bama speaks, the market goes down.
He says how he is saving the economy, the market goes down faster.
Why doesn't he STFU?

Maybe because he's a narcissistic asshole with delusions of godhood?
And he sees himself surrounded by the angels of the MFMSM singing his praises?

Will the country really survive four years of him?

Four years hell, how will we survive four months?

14 solomonpanting  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:45:11pm
Market leaders included Apple ($116.05, +32%), Amalgamated Pachouli & Incense ($23.15, +53%), Keffiya Mart ($17.66, +49%), and Bongs.com ($41.10, +72%). The short list of losers included student loan guarantor Sallie Mae ($1.78, -78%) and General Deodorant ($0.83, -96%).

Now that's funny.

15 gmsc  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:45:36pm

re: #12 Alouette

My daughter got accepted to nursing school!

Congratulations!

16 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:45:54pm

re: #12 Alouette

Yeah!
*raising bottle of Perrier - sorry I don't have champagne on me*

17 brookly red  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:46:36pm

Do we still have a DOJ? cause if we do they are MIA.

18 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:46:45pm
19 AMER1CAN  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:46:58pm

Buy oil. It's historically low and is getting ready to rebound.

/free advice

20 redheadredstate  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:47:03pm

re: #17 brookly red

Do we still have a DOJ? cause if we do they are MIA.

And we are all FU'd

21 HelloDare  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:47:35pm

re: #12 Alouette

My daughter got accepted to nursing school!

Congratulations. Let's hope there will still be private medical care in the future.

22 Jetpilot1101  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:48:01pm

The markets love specifics, something the Obama administration lacks in great numbers. Until the market see either a specific plan, not just platitudes, they will continue to oscillate like a drunken sailor with the trend heading into the gutter. Wall Street doesn't like the democrat plan nor should they. Excess government spending is as damaging, if not more, then excess Wall Street spending. If he keeps opening his trap, the markets will continue to plummet.

23 brookly red  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:51:07pm

re: #21 HelloDare

Congratulations. Let's hope there will still be private medical care in the future.

Of course there will be, we won't have acess to it, but it will be there.

24 twincitiesgirl  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:51:31pm

Bongs.com? I'll put my money here, sounds like a growth industry to me....at least until 2012.

25 Occasional Reader  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:51:35pm

re: #17 brookly red

Do we still have a DOJ? cause if we do they are MIA.

New priorities. They are focusing on our "cowardly" refusal to talk about race.

(I guess I somehow missed it when we stopped blathering on about race. Was there some sort of 48-hour "bombing pause"?)

26 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:51:48pm

re: #14 solomonpanting

*remembering Fight Club and the bit with the soap*

You know, it would be funny to make incense, sell it to moonbats on college campuses, and use the funds for things like war chests for the GOP or whatever 3rd party we hatch. We could call it "Smell of Victory"...

27 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:52:04pm

Jindal or Rendell... who rocked the dress? Looks like the same one to me....
(scroll to very top of page if you land in the middle)
[Link: boards.fashionism.org...]

28 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:53:15pm

re: #26 Chicago Blonde

In this economy? Nah, call it a 'whiff of woe-is-me'....

29 P. Aaron  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:53:56pm

The stock market rally is attributed to the oratorical skills to the big 'O'

30 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:55:01pm

re: #12 Alouette

My daughter got accepted to nursing school!

A noble and valuable vocation.

31 Dianna  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:55:37pm

re: #12 Alouette

My daughter got accepted to nursing school!

Congratulations!

32 gmsc  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:56:10pm

re: #19 AMER1CAN

Buy oil. It's historically low and is getting ready to rebound.

/free advice

...and worth every penny.
;)

33 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:56:14pm

re: #28 tradewind

Or...COMMON SCENTS!
-Patriot Patchouli
-Market Free-Fall Freesia
-Capitalist Cherry

34 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:56:20pm

I am scrolling through the O's speech. There are some real pearlers in there.

Here is one:

And that's why I've asked Vice President Biden to lead a tough, unprecedented oversight effort, because nobody messes with Joe.

35 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:57:00pm

re: #18 taxfreekiller

Democrats think your a bunch of Yo-yo's.

Put two and two together with an ACORN and the 2010 vote.

[Link: www.ice.gov...]


From the article:

The six men charged in the case, including one Salvadoran and five Mexican nationals, are all in the United States illegally. The lone woman defendant is a U.S. citizen.


Hey - with citizens like this, who needs enemies?

36 dentate  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:57:43pm

re: #34 A Kiwi Infidel

I am scrolling through the O's speech. There are some real pearlers in there.

Here is one:

Apparently that was in the script, too, not spontaneous.

37 n in wi  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:57:46pm

re: #34 A Kiwi Infidel

I am scrolling through the O's speech. There are some real pearlers in there.

Here is one:


Joe is no Dick

38 Urban Scorpion  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:57:47pm

You know, I was wondering what could possibly be the issue and it finally came to me while listening to the radio.

Prostate Health

Just like America as a whole, Wall Street and Investors as a whole are, on average, getting older. Certain health issues crop up in an older male dominated workforce.

Chris Matthews has already noted that he gets a tingle in his leg when Obama speaks. Perhaps the tingle is aggravating the health issues of the increasingly elderly Wall Street workforce.

Obama speaks then they excuse themselves and miss out on the huge wave of investors that wish to buy due to their renewed hope and optimism on the economy. The only people left in the room are Republicans, since they are immune to the leg tingle, and Republicans want the economy to collapse (to make Obama look bad) so they force their investors at gunpoint with their evil should-be-controlled guns to sell. This way every time Obama speaks the markets fall.

It explains everything!

39 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:58:01pm

I figure three more shots of Tequila and I will be about as unclenched as I can get!

40 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:58:27pm

re: #39 HillJack

Share the love?

41 aggieann  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:59:44pm

re: #37 n in wi

Joe is no Dick

Cheney, at any rate.

42 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:59:50pm

re: #40 Chicago Blonde

As much as you want! I hate to drink alone! Unless that is the only alternative of course.

43 n in wi  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:59:52pm

re: #38 Urban Scorpion

Yeah,just like Republicans forced all those people to get loans they couldn't repay.

44 Lincolntf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:00:13pm

re: #34 A Kiwi Infidel

Obama thinks that because everyone who sees Biden quickly heads in the opposite direction. He's a yammering noodge.

45 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:00:24pm

re: #42 HillJack

Thank you! :)

46 gmsc  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:01:38pm

Saving for Greatness
(From a brochure published by the World Financial Group)

Your savings, believe it or not, affect the way you stand, the way you walk, the tone of your voice -- in short, your physical well-being and self-confidence. A man without savings is always running. He must. He must take the first job offered, or nearly so. He sits nervously on life’s chairs because any small emergency throws him into the hands of others.

Without savings, a man must be too grateful. Gratitude is a fine thing in its place. But a constant state of gratitude is a horrible place in which to live. A man with savings can walk tall. He may appraise opportunities in a relaxed way, have time for judicious estimates and not be rushed by economic necessity.

A man with savings can afford to resign from his job if his principles so dictate -- and for this reason he will never need to do so. A man who can afford to quit is much more useful to his company and therefore more readily promoted. He can afford to give his company the benefit of his most candid judgments.

A man with savings can afford the wonderful privilege of being generous in family or neighborhood emergencies. He can take the level stare of any man ... friend, stranger or enemy. That ability shapes his personality and character.

The ability to save has nothing to do with the size of income. Many high-income people spend it all. They are on a treadmill, darting through life like minnows.

The dean of American bankers, J.P. Morgan, once advised a young broker: "Take waste out of your spending; you’ll drive the haste out of your life."

If you do not need money for college, a home or retirement, then save for self-confidence. The state of your savings does have a lot to do with how tall you walk.

47 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:01:42pm

Do you feel that warm fuzzy secure feeling, that all is well?

And tonight I am grateful that this Congress delivered and pleased to say that the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act is now law.

48 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:01:47pm

re: #45 Chicago Blonde

You are more than welcome!

49 yochanan  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:02:05pm

re: #9 Occasional Reader

Buy International Cellos Amalgamated!

if it is a yo yo watch time to buy duncan yo yo co.


he really got the nyu moonbats down i heard the u-tube of it a total hoot.

50 itellu3times  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:02:19pm

A lot of stocks were actually up today.

Intermediate indicators are still weak, I'm still looking for at least mid-6ks on the Dow, but as yet undetermined what happens after that.

Never, ever seen market uncertainty at these levels for this long.

Serious chance that it could - go up! Unless nukes start popping in the Persian Gulf, then, I wouldn't think the market would be happy.

51 Diamond Bullet  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:02:23pm

I wonder what the carbon footprint is of printing 787 billion dollars. Granted, much of it may be distributed as little electronic 1s and 0s, but at some point some of it must turn into "real" money. That could be a lot of trees and inks wasted. I'm hoping Obama just prints a single $787 billion bill, like in the Simpsons episode with the trillion dollar bill. Then the democratic governors of various states can have death matches over it (before it's stolen by Castro).

52 Urban Scorpion  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:02:42pm

re: #43 n in wi

You saw it too, didn't you?! It was all a magnificent trap!

53 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:02:43pm

re: #47 A Kiwi Infidel

Do you feel that warm fuzzy secure feeling, that all is well?

I will in about twenty minutes.

54 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:03:00pm

re: #46 gmsc

I wish everyone got the memo...

55 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:03:34pm

I just unclenched my mouse, and discovered that I need to buy another one.

/picking plastic out of my palm

56 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:03:47pm

I notice that Geert invoked Pat Condell in his speech in New York today. I seriously doubt Pat would endorse Geert's plan to ban the Quran, criminalize Islam and enshrine Christianity in the EU constitution.

57 n in wi  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:03:54pm

re: #52 Urban Scorpion

You saw it too, didn't you?! It was all a magnificent trap!

Orchestrated by none other than the magnificent bastard Rove

58 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:04:16pm

The porn industry's hit a new bottom...
(headline is misleading... read the story)
[Link: www.nydailynews.com...]

59 Dainn  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:04:22pm

re: #12 Alouette

My daughter got accepted to nursing school!

Gratz! I hope she has more fun in it than I did!

60 gmsc  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:04:34pm

re: #54 Chicago Blonde

I wish everyone got the memo...

I don't think the publisher would object to you and everyone else sending the memo around!

61 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:04:38pm

re: #56 Killgore Trout

It's also easy to see why Ayaan Hirsi Ali doesn't endorse Geert; She could be deported under his plan.

62 brookly red  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:04:51pm

re: #51 Diamond Bullet

I wonder what the carbon footprint is of printing 787 billion dollars. Granted, much of it may be distributed as little electronic 1s and 0s, but at some point some of it must turn into "real" money. That could be a lot of trees and inks wasted. I'm hoping Obama just prints a single $787 billion bill, like in the Simpsons episode with the trillion dollar bill. Then the democratic governors of various states can have death matches over it (before it's stolen by Castro).

It CAN'T turn into "real" money, that is the freakin problem.

63 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:04:55pm

Oop. Ack. 'Homegrown Jihad' Documentary Trailer - CBS News

Officials describe the film to CBS News as "sensationalistic" and without any real foundation. According to one official, it is strictly designed to upset and inflame people and does not present a true picture of any so-called “homegrown Jihad” danger. No current intelligence exists to suggest any threat connected with this group, which officials describe as “wannabes” and not terrorists.

The Department of Homeland Security and the FBI are aware of the movie and have no plans at this time to issue any new alerts or bulletins.

64 yochanan  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:05:05pm

re: #50 itellu3times

A lot of stocks were actually up today.

Intermediate indicators are still weak, I'm still looking for at least mid-6ks on the Dow, but as yet undetermined what happens after that.

Never, ever seen market uncertainty at these levels for this long.

Serious chance that it could - go up! Unless nukes start popping in the Persian Gulf, then, I wouldn't think the market would be happy.

IT MIGHT MATTER WHO GOT HIT BY SAID NUKES IF IRAN NO LONGER EXISTED THAT MIGHT BE SEEN AS A PLUS.

not that i am advocating that or anything.

65 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:05:14pm

re: #58 tradewind

The porn industry's hit a new bottom...
(headline is misleading... read the story)
[Link: www.nydailynews.com...]

Oh what possibilities!

66 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:05:15pm

"Prosperity is just around the corner."

— Hoover, 1932

67 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:05:17pm

re: #58 tradewind

The porn industry's hit a new bottom...
(headline is misleading... read the story)
[Link: www.nydailynews.com...]

Its called sado-masochism

68 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:05:21pm

re: #33 Chicago Blonde

There's just something about patchouli...
it bugs. I can't be in the same room.

69 n in wi  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:05:52pm

Any one notice that the most passionate Obama gets is when he is damning the rich?
He gets noticeably angry when talking about "greedy CEOs" or bankers.

70 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:06:01pm

re: #66 Ojoe

"Prosperity is just around the corner."

— Hoover, 1932


Are we there yet? Are we?

71 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:06:16pm
72 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:06:50pm

re: #48 HillJack

All seriousness - my anesthetic is chocolate. I've been hitting the Almond Roca tin in my pantry pretty hard.

/Guys, as long as I'm around, chocolate makers may not be a bad investment...

73 reine.de.tout  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:06:58pm

re: #12 Alouette

My daughter got accepted to nursing school!

Wonderful!

74 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:07:19pm

re: #63 Charles

it is strictly designed to upset and inflame people

Suicide bombers tend to do that to people.

75 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:07:36pm

re: #60 gmsc

Oh I'll share, believe me. :)

76 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:07:37pm
77 Lincolntf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:07:41pm

re: #68 tradewind

Me either.

78 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:07:45pm

re: #70 A Kiwi Infidel

No work in my design office ...

A year out that means no construction jobs.

79 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:07:54pm

re: #63 Charles

What's with CBS these days? I think they were the original MSM source for the bogus Phoenix kidnapping story.

80 Occasional Reader  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:07:55pm

re: #63 Charles

Oop. Ack.

Bill the Cat!

81 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:08:01pm

re: #63 Charles

Nothing to see here, move along....
This from the same bunch of wusses that refused to show the victims nosediving out of the WTC in flames because it might ' inflame'.

82 IslandLibertarian  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:08:07pm

"The markets closed solidly in negative territory, giving back a chunk of Tuesday's huge gains......."
........which had still left the market at a ten year low.

If I expressed my true feelings, I'm sure I'd be banned from LGF.
So I'll just say this:
"0" (pronounced zero) is destroying America.

83 Harry Tuttle  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:08:23pm

re: #63 Charles

Oop. Ack. 'Homegrown Jihad' Documentary Trailer - CBS News

They are just seeing this?

Would you rather be shot by a wannabee jihadi or a real one?

84 reine.de.tout  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:08:26pm

re: #72 Chicago Blonde

All seriousness - my anesthetic is chocolate. I've been hitting the Almond Roca tin in my pantry pretty hard.

/Guys, as long as I'm around, chocolate makers may not be a bad investment...

Chocolate bits - I call 'em my "stresstabs".

85 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:08:54pm

re: #72 Chicago Blonde

Chocolate just winds me up. That's the last thing I need right now. I actually caught myself yelling at the television during the Non-Screw Up The Union address.

86 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:09:09pm

re: #19 AMER1CAN

Buy oil. It's historically low and is getting ready to rebound.

/free advice

I'm going short on Hope.

87 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:09:14pm

re: #83 Harry Tuttle

It's a bogus story.

88 Occasional Reader  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:09:22pm

re: #63 Charles

... which officials describe as “wannabes” and not terrorists

Erm, why do I not find that reassuring?

89 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:09:46pm

re: #86 SasquatchOnSteroids

Don't blame you, We're being short changed.

90 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:09:49pm

re: #73 reine.de.tout

Wonderful!

I'm deathly afraid of asking Alouette; "When is your daughter's baby due?"

/heh

91 OldLineTexan  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:10:19pm

re: #88 Occasional Reader

Erm, why do I not find that reassuring?

The wannabees bring notes from their doctor excusing them from suicide bombings due to illness.

/

92 FrogMarch  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:10:26pm

Obama is bad for my bank account.

93 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:10:43pm

re: #88 Occasional Reader

Remember how officials first described the shoe bomber? A bumbling wacko? Harmless?
Until they realized he wasn't.

94 Urban Scorpion  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:10:45pm

re: #57 n in wi

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone! Officially, Rove is just a pundit now. He'd have to accelerate his evil schemes should his latest plans be traced to him.

95 Fat Jolly Penguin  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:10:49pm

Saw that yesterday. I LOL'd.

Off to work now...

96 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:11:23pm

re: #71 taxfreekiller

Lies by a President co-signed by a Democrat Congress do not get into earnings reports.

They will get notice in little red books sold in Berkly Calif..

And Little Blue Books sold at all proper bookstores. Did you get yours yet?

97 Lizard by the Bay  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:11:51pm

re: #58 tradewind

Whichever male porn star draws the short straw had better tie a rope around his waist and have a strong bloke on the other end before going in.

98 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:12:01pm

re: #85 HillJack


I just dug my claws into my sofa pillow...

99 rawmuse  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:12:05pm

re: #69 n in wi

Any one notice that the most passionate Obama gets is when he is damning the rich?
He gets noticeably angry when talking about "greedy CEOs" or bankers.

There will be none left at this rate.

100 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:12:11pm

re: #75 Chicago Blonde

Oh I'll share, believe me. :)

Well maybe just a little piece. You know, I don't want to be rude!

101 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:12:35pm

re: #97 Lizard by the Bay

(That image now being erased from my hard drive)...

102 brookly red  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:13:00pm

re: #93 tradewind

Remember how officials first described the shoe bomber? A bumbling wacko? Harmless?
Until they realized he wasn't.

Kinda like someone else we know?

103 yochanan  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:13:07pm

re: #84 reine.de.tout

Chocolate bits - I call 'em my "stresstabs".

in the u.k. chocolate bits might be a kind of hooker

104 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:13:12pm

re: #78 Ojoe

No work in my design office ...

A year out that means no construction jobs.

Australia is looking to rebuild 2000 home incinerated, the authorities also recognise the need to address possible design faults that make the modern home more at rsik of destruction in these high risk areas. Possibilities? Opportunity?

105 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:13:12pm

re: #79 Killgore Trout

What's with CBS these days? I think they were the original MSM source for the bogus Phoenix kidnapping story.

It's the Christian Action Network documentary.

106 n in wi  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:13:32pm

re: #99 rawmuse

There will be none left at this rate.


That may be exactly what Obama wants.

107 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:13:53pm
108 solomonpanting  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:13:56pm

re: #26 Chicago Blonde

*remembering Fight Club and the bit with the soap*

You know, it would be funny to make incense, sell it to moonbats on college campuses, and use the funds for things like war chests for the GOP or whatever 3rd party we hatch. We could call it "Smell of Victory"...

And for the moonbats in sandals: "The Agony of Da Feet."

109 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:14:03pm

re: #102 brookly red

So many possibilities there, you'll have to be more specific.

110 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:14:47pm

re: #100 HillJack

I was referring to GMSC's cool post @ #46, and here...
*hands over Almond and Cashew Roca pieces*
Good literature deserves good snack food.

111 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:15:10pm

re: #105 Charles

Oh... so that's why it was shiite-CANned.
Of course.

112 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:15:28pm

re: #104 A Kiwi Infidel

Use foam core wire reinforced shotcrete (both sides) panels.
Tri-D panels

113 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:15:53pm

re: #105 Charles

I'll take the Feds word over the Christian Action Network's on this one. It just seems like CBS is getting bitten by some bogus stories these days.

114 yochanan  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:16:02pm

re: #105 Charles

It's the Christian Action Network documentary.

of course it is sensationalist but it might also have some truth in it as well.

115 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:16:34pm

re: #108 solomonpanting

*Smacks head on desk*

116 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:16:36pm
117 Charles Johnson  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:16:39pm

I'm very skeptical about this documentary too. I think in this case CBS is right.

118 n in wi  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:16:50pm

This is from an article on Drudge talking about torture has increased at Gitmo since Obama took office

"Several of my clients have had toilet paper pepper-sprayed while they have had hemorrhoids," Ghappour said.

More effective than water boarding, I bet

119 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:16:55pm

re: #112 Ojoe

Tri D panels

? did not work before ?

120 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:17:18pm

re: #110 Chicago Blonde

Thank you, and that is a fantastic post!

121 kansas  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:17:18pm

re: #7 Kosh's Shadow

0bama speaks, the market goes down.
He says how he is saving the economy, the market goes down faster.
Why doesn't he STFU?

My theory is that it is his intent to do this. As far as the country surviving four years of him. IF we do, it will be in spite of him.

122 Mirage  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:18:19pm

re: #34 A Kiwi Infidel

I am scrolling through the O's speech. There are some real pearlers in there.

Here is one:

Joe makes a big enough mess all on his own.

123 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:18:21pm

re: #68 tradewind

I'm a nag champa girl myself.

/I have a dog, 2 cats and Mr. Blonde. Sometimes it's necessary...

124 kansas  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:18:41pm

re: #118 n in wi

This is from an article on Drudge talking about torture has increased at Gitmo since Obama took office

"Several of my clients have had toilet paper pepper-sprayed while they have had hemorrhoids," Ghappour said.

More effective than water boarding, I bet

His clients use toilet paper? Seriously, I heard they did not.

125 solomonpanting  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:18:44pm

re: #115 Chicago Blonde

*Smacks head on desk*

Careful now. Don't hoit yourself, please.

126 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:19:09pm
127 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:19:26pm

re: #120 HillJack

I'm glad GMSC found that. Honestly, if I were a school admin I'd give every graduating senior a copy of that...

128 Ceemack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:19:34pm

re: #58 tradewind

The porn industry's hit a new bottom...
(headline is misleading... read the story)
[Link: www.nydailynews.com...]


"Holy stretch marks, Batman!"

129 Lincolntf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:19:42pm

re: #114 yochanan

Yup.
For every hundred "militias" made up of (relatively harmless) beer swigging loudmouths, it seems there's always one Tim McVeigh who actually acts. Can't hurt to keep an eye on the people who are "pretending" to be at war with America.

130 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:19:47pm

re: #125 solomonpanting

It's OK, after last night's speech I'm kinda numb.

131 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:20:56pm

re: #127 Chicago Blonde

I'm glad GMSC found that. Honestly, if I were a school admin I'd give every graduating senior a copy of that...

A great idea! My daughter graduates this year so with the authors permission I will give her a copy.

132 rawmuse  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:21:08pm

Obama speaks, the market listens, and SELLS!

133 UFO TOFU  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:21:11pm

re: #119 Ojoe

That looks interesting.

134 opnion  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:21:48pm

re: #69 n in wi

Any one notice that the most passionate Obama gets is when he is damning the rich?
He gets noticeably angry when talking about "greedy CEOs" or bankers.

I have noticed that. Could be , because the only Boards that he has sat on are non-profit foundations. I am sure he thinks that he was shut out of Fortune 500 boards because of race. Bet that it never occured to him that it's because he is a dick with ears.

135 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:22:08pm

re: #118 n in wi

Hell's bells.... they swiped that one right out of the Deke house at Ole Miss.

136 DistantThunder  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:22:55pm

I just watched a data miner on Glenn Beck's show. He's a researcher and said we have the unusual collapse of the equity markets, the real estate markets, and the commodity markets. He said we will hit the worst of this in 2012. That will be the bottom with 20% unemployment.

Since our past was all built on credit, prosperity isn't coming back until well after 2012.

137 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:23:05pm

re: #128 Ceemack

I can't even imagine.

138 redc1c4  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:23:09pm

re: #118 n in wi

This is from an article on Drudge talking about torture has increased at Gitmo since Obama took office

"Several of my clients have had toilet paper pepper-sprayed while they have had hemorrhoids," Ghappour said.

More effective than water boarding, I bet

wanna guess why they have hemorrhoids?

DA, DT

139 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:23:12pm

re: #133 UFO TOFU

They work well in passive solar houses.

140 screaming_eagle  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:23:28pm

re: #92 FrogMarch

Obama is bad for my bank account.

What's a bank account? Sounds like a antique. Is it worth money?

141 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:23:32pm
142 gmsc  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:23:48pm

re: #66 Ojoe

"Prosperity is just around the corner."

— Hoover, 1932

"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work ... After eight years of this Administration we have just as much unemployment as when we started ... And an enormous debt to boot!"

— Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Secretary of the Treasury Henry Morgenthau, commenting on the failures of the New Deal after two terms of FDR

143 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:23:49pm

re: #136 DistantThunder

If we hit twenty percent unemployment, I'm heading for the farm to get some crops in now.

144 Killer Tomato  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:23:56pm

time to go home!
yippee!
later -

145 Aviator  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:24:03pm

re: #58 tradewind

The porn industry's hit a new bottom...
(headline is misleading... read the story)
[Link: www.nydailynews.com...]

Here she is without clothes.

146 Killian Bundy  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:24:12pm

re: #128 Ceemack

"Holy stretch marks, Batman!"

/no [expletive deleted]

147 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:24:15pm

re: #132 rawmuse

Obama speaks, the market listens, and SELLS!

Revive the EF Hutton commercials to BH Obama.

148 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:24:22pm

re: #136 DistantThunder

Well fry my hide.

149 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:25:11pm

re: #145 Aviator

That's insulting to the sow. At least she has a faucet for each piglet.

150 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:25:20pm

re: #142 gmsc

Yep.

151 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:26:02pm

Gotta go! Thanks for the un-clenching! Man, that just doesn't sound right.

152 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:26:04pm

re: #136 DistantThunder

You think he's accurate or is it more gloom and doom?

153 DEZes  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:26:05pm

re: #146 Killian Bundy

/no [expletive deleted]

I have to go gouge my eyes out now!

154 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:26:21pm

re: #151 HillJack

'Bye Hilljack!

155 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:26:34pm
156 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:26:39pm

re: #79 Killgore Trout

What's with CBS these days? I think they were the original MSM source for the bogus Phoenix kidnapping story.

I have been unable to find "official" statistics that I can link to, but I see the same figure everywhere for the number of kidnappings reported in Phoenix last year. Would you accept UPI as a source?

PHOENIX, Feb. 15 (UPI) -- Police in Phoenix, Ariz., say they are tackling the almost-daily occurrence of home invasions and kidnappings in the Arizona capital.

Officials said the high number of home invasions and kidnappings has earned the city the title of "kidnap-for-ransom capital" of the United States, The Arizona Republic reported Sunday.

In 2008, there were 369 reported kidnappings and 337 home invasions, which marked a 5 percent increase compared to the year before.

Phoenix police developed a task force in September to reduce the number of incidents.

Police Lt. Lauri Burgett, the lead investigator assigned to the Phoenix-led home invasion and kidnapping task force, said many of the extortion cases are linked to illegal drug trade.

"It's about profit," Burgett said. "It's been a secret society in a lot of ways because so much of it goes unreported."

She said since September, the task force has dismantled more than 20 extortion cells, the newspaper reported.

157 solomonpanting  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:26:48pm

re: #130 Chicago Blonde

It's OK, after last night's speech I'm kinda numb.

Some are numb.
Some are dumb.
Some are numb from what the future holds.
Some are dumb wanting Obama's Five Year Plan to unfold.
Some are numb at the vastness of the sums.
Some are dumb for their support of Dem bums.

158 redc1c4  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:26:52pm

re: #136 DistantThunder

I just watched a data miner on Glenn Beck's show. He's a researcher and said we have the unusual collapse of the equity markets, the real estate markets, and the commodity markets. He said we will hit the worst of this in 2012. That will be the bottom with 20% unemployment.

Since our past was all built on credit, prosperity isn't coming back until well after 2012.

an article you might find interesting here.

159 tradewind  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:27:02pm

re: #146 Killian Bundy

When I read that she had had plastic surgery to look more like her heroine, Angelina Jolie, it all made sense.
Then I started to worry about what kind of plastic surgeon would actually fall for that....and who paid for it?

160 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:27:17pm

re: #146 Killian Bundy

/no [expletive deleted]

FerTheLoveOfGod !

Her clothes must have stretch marks.

ACK!

161 itellu3times  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:28:19pm

re: #64 yochanan

Even nukes that hit people we wouldn't much miss would probably upset the oil business for some time, like maybe ten thousand years.

162 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:28:21pm

re: #155 buzzsawmonkey

The only silver lining to that is that it won't help Obama's re-election chances. But if the Republicans can't muster something better than a hatchling, even that won't make a difference.

FDR was re-elected with worse results.
As long as the MSM is the 0's choir, we're not getting anyone else in office.

163 HillJack  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:28:54pm

re: #154 Chicago Blonde

Thanks for the Chocolate! See you around.

164 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:29:05pm
165 dentate  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:29:44pm

re: #163 HillJack

Thanks for the Chocolate! See you around.

Inevitably.

166 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:30:05pm
167 solomonpanting  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:30:37pm

re: #142 gmsc

"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work ... After eight years of this Administration we have just as much unemployment as when we started ... And an enormous debt to boot!"

— Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Secretary of the Treasury Henry Morgenthau, commenting on the failures of the New Deal after two terms of FDR


Communist apologists state there's nothing wrong with communism. The problem is it was never implemented properly.
Massive government spending apologists state there's nothing wrong with enormous spending. The problem is there's never been an adequate amount of spending.

168 brookly red  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:31:43pm

re: #161 itellu3times

Even nukes that hit people we wouldn't much miss would probably upset the oil business for some time, like maybe ten thousand years.

drill here, drill now/

169 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:31:59pm

re: #157 solomonpanting

Oh man...I'm having a Dr. Seuss flashback now...

Would you, could you, pay the toll?
Would you, could you, sell your soul?
Would you sign on the bottom line?
If you default, it'll still be fine...

170 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:32:28pm

re: #164 buzzsawmonkey

OK, that makes it Scotch time.

I TRIED to give the 0 the benefit of the doubt, but every time he does something, it is so wrong.
He certainly fits the definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
At least Clinton would change his mind when things didn't work.
Maybe because Clinton wanted power; he wasn't tied to any ideology. Anything that kept him in office and made him look good was good.

The 0ne is a Marxist.

171 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:33:08pm

re: #169 Chicago Blonde

Obam I am
Obam I am
I do not like
That Obam I am

172 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:33:46pm

re: #167 solomonpanting

Communist apologists state there's nothing wrong with communism. The problem is it was never implemented properly.
Massive government spending apologists state there's nothing wrong with enormous spending. The problem is there's never been an adequate amount of spending.

And I say that the fact that Communism has never been implemented "properly" indicates that the theory is fundamentally flawed; it cannot be implemented as intended because people just don't work that way.

173 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:34:09pm

BBL

174 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:34:26pm

re: #158 redc1c4

So it's not just more of Glenn's hand-wringing from Saturday night. Thanks for posting that.

175 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:36:18pm

re: #132 rawmuse

Obama speaks, the market listens, and SELLS!

The markets love him as much as they loved FDR, and for the same reasons.

176 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:37:34pm

Boxer Seeks to Ratify U.N. Treaty That May Erode U.S. Rights

Because of the Supremacy Clause in Article VI of the Constitution, all treaties are rendered "the supreme law of the land," superseding preexisting state and federal statutes. Any rights or laws established by the U.N. convention could then be argued to hold sway in the United States.

Critics say the treaty, which creates "the right of the child to freedom of thought, conscience and religion" and outlaws the "arbitrary or unlawful interference with his or her privacy," intrudes on the family and strips parents of the power to raise their children without government interference.

"To the extent that an outside body, a group of unaccountable so-called experts in Switzerland have a say over how children in America should be raised, educated and disciplined -- that is an erosion of American sovereignty," said Steven Groves, a fellow at the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank.

Parental rights groups are similarly stirred; they see in the U.N. convention a threat that the government will meddle with even the simplest freedoms to raise their children as they see fit.

"Whether you ground your kids for smoking marijuana, whether you take them to church, whether you let them go to junior prom, all of those things . . . will be the government's decision," said Michael Farris, president of ParentalRights.org. "It will affect every parent who's told their children to do the dishes."

We're so screwed and the libs are loving it. When is the madness going to end?

177 LGoPs  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:37:49pm

re: #172 Kosh's Shadow

And I say that the fact that Communism has never been implemented "properly" indicates that the theory is fundamentally flawed; it cannot be implemented as intended because people just don't work that way.

That's the key point. On paper Marx's manifesto is beautiful. But it disregards human nature and thus will never succeed. Even the Soviets understood that somewhat in that they attempted to create a new Soviet man. And killed millions trying and still didn't get there.
Capitalism has many warts but it's essential brilliance is that it acknowledges and harnesses human nature. It understands that man works most diligently in his own interest. Leftists call it greed, but call it what you want, it is the engine that drives production.

178 solomonpanting  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:38:08pm

re: #172 Kosh's Shadow

it cannot be implemented as intended because people just don't work that way.

And you have the deaths of over 100 million to support your point.

179 UFO TOFU  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:38:26pm

re: #158 redc1c4

You see clearly that ideas like buy and hold make no sense when you look at things over several decades. You see clearly that diversification does not really work when measured in terms of decades.


Crap, I was just getting ready to do my 08 IRAs.

180 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:38:58pm
181 Pookykoala  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:39:02pm

Did anyone else see Obama's mini speech today just as the stock market was closing. He said he is going to regulate the banking industry even more tightly with more restrictive regulations. It was a quick, four minute blurb, and he was standing there with Dodd, Frank, and some others. I think the Dow will plummet again tomorrow. Every time he speaks, the market goes down, down, down......And, he is even closer to nationalizing the banking system.

182 A Man for all Seasons  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:39:22pm

re: #176 jorline

Boxer Seeks to Ratify U.N. Treaty That May Erode U.S. Rights

We're so screwed and the libs are loving it. When is the madness going to end?

Hi Jorline! Hope today finds you well

183 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:39:33pm

re: #176 jorline

My G-d. It sounds like something from The Onion.

184 Killgore Trout  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:39:43pm

re: #156 wrenchwench

I'l accept that Phoenix maybe the kidnapping capital of the US. The original story a few days ago was saying that Phoenix was the #2 city in the world for kidnapping. I still suspect local police are inflating the numbers to get some of Chairman Obama's free stimulus money.

185 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:39:55pm
186 Lizard by the Bay  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:40:12pm

re: #176 jorline

We're so screwed and the libs are loving it. When is the madness going to end?

The libs will only be done when they have destroyed everything (getting back at Daddy). Then, when they're starving, they'll be desperate to have the adults in charge for a little while, at least until they can hate them all over again for being "right" instead of "fair", and the shit starts all over again.

187 jamgarr  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:40:13pm

re: #176 jorline

"To the extent that an outside body, a group of unaccountable so-called experts in Switzerland have a say over how children in America should be raised, educated and disciplined -- that is an erosion of American sovereignty," said Steven Groves, a fellow at the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank.

No shit Sherlock

188 redc1c4  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:41:20pm

something that occurred to me yesterday talking with the old GF:

if they are cutting back on withholding as part of the stimulus, the infamous $13 a week" plan, doesn't that just mean that your refund next year will be that much smaller, or you might end up owing more that you would otherwise?

189 DEZes  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:41:26pm

Obama boasted and the markets toasted.

190 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:41:28pm
191 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:42:02pm

re: #166 taxfreekiller

Thanks, I've been looking at your links. Terminology is part of the problem. But all the news articles use the same number, and some of them say the number is from the Phoenix police department, but their website says they don't separate out kidnappings. They lump them in with "other crimes." If I can't access the same information as the news media, I might become skeptical.

:)

192 Occasional Reader  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:42:02pm

re: #136 DistantThunder

I just watched a data miner on Glenn Beck's show.

Here, take some of this.

193 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:42:42pm

re: #183 Chicago Blonde

My G-d. It sounds like something from The Onion.

No joke here...Boxer has her "Big Girls Panties" on now.

194 screaming_eagle  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:44:05pm

re: #193 jorline

No joke here...Boxer has her "Big Girls Panties" on now.

She no longer wears Under-roos?

195 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:44:20pm

re: #193 jorline

No joke here...Boxer has her "Big Girls Panties" on now.

Gark!

196 redc1c4  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:44:47pm

re: #171 Ojoe

Obam I am
Obam I am
I do not like
That Obam I am

i do not like that little man
i do not like his stupid plan
his wife is mean and he's fool
and anyone who voted for him is just a stool

197 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:44:50pm

re: #182 HoosierHoops

Hi Jorline! Hope today finds you well

Hey, Hoopster. All is well here and you?

198 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:45:01pm

That's it!
I'm starting a Goat Farm!
The market is great in Nevada and Cali!( for meat)
Then... When the country goes down the drain the Muslims
can ...you know...do what ....ah.."THEY "do ...and then
eat them! It's a win win!

199 Mirage  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:45:13pm

re: #69 n in wi

Any one notice that the most passionate Obama gets is when he is damning the rich?
He gets noticeably angry when talking about "greedy CEOs" or bankers.

Doesn't he qualify as a money grubbing rich guy?

200 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:45:14pm

re: #193 jorline

I'm honestly baffled as to how people can come up with crap like that. But since I just want to live my life in peace and let others live theirs, I never will understand it.

Do they come with a misery quotient they want to inflict on us?

201 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:45:32pm

re: #173 Ojoe

BBL


When you do, Ojoe, linky no work.

202 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:45:38pm
203 DEZes  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:45:40pm

re: #195 A Kiwi Infidel

Gark!

Are those the octomoms maternity panties?

204 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:45:47pm

re: #195 A Kiwi Infidel

Gark!

lmao...may be a tight squeeze.

205 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:45:53pm
206 screaming_eagle  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:46:35pm

re: #199 Mirage

Doesn't he qualify as a money grubbing rich guy?

But he cares !


vomit.

207 A Man for all Seasons  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:46:38pm

re: #197 jorline

Hey, Hoopster. All is well here and you?

Doing great here...weather is starting to warm up..Spring is almost here!

208 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:47:20pm
209 pingjockey  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:47:31pm

re: #182 HoosierHoops
She's a Goddamned moron.

210 Dianna  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:47:53pm

re: #176 jorline

Boxer Seeks to Ratify U.N. Treaty That May Erode U.S. Rights

We're so screwed and the libs are loving it. When is the madness going to end?

I will point out that this treaty has done nothing for the children who most need help. Not one blessed thing.

211 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:48:08pm

re: #200 Chicago Blonde

I'm honestly baffled as to how people can come up with crap like that. But since I just want to live my life in peace and let others live theirs, I never will understand it.

Do they come with a misery quotient they want to inflict on us?

We are one with the world now...peace.
/

The dopers from my youth now run the country.

212 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:48:44pm

re: #207 HoosierHoops

Hey HoosierHoops! Spring, glorious spring...when a young cat's fancy turns to open windows. Opened ours for the first time and the sill promptly filled with cat.

213 pingjockey  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:49:31pm

re: #211 jorline
Either the dopers or an asylum is missing a large part of its population.

214 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:49:44pm

If the US ratifies some of the UN's "Human Rights" treaties, there goes freedom of religion. Only Muslims will have rights; the rest of us will be dhimmies.
I want Yom Kippur off but my Dubai-owned company doesn't want to give it to me? Gone, and no recourse. (Right now, this isn't the case; Mass actually protects the right to take religious holidays off, and my company is owned by venture capitalists.)

215 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:50:01pm

re: #207 HoosierHoops

Doing great here...weather is starting to warm up..Spring is almost here!

It's 81 degrees right now..I would like a lengthy spring at least.

216 n in wi  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:50:24pm

re: #210 Dianna

I will point out that this treatyU.N. has done nothing for the children who most need help. Not one blessed thing.

FTFY

217 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:50:40pm

re: #211 jorline

Therein lies the problem. If they actually could run something we wouldn't be in this mess...

218 BatGuano  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:51:03pm

Where do the those who voted for Obama get their news?

219 BignJames  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:51:06pm

Kush? Wazzit?

220 solomonpanting  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:51:46pm

re: #176 jorline

"Children deserve basic human rights ... and the convention protects children's rights by setting some standards here so that the most vulnerable people of society will be protected," Boxer said.

This obviously pertains only to males in Muslim countries.

221 A Man for all Seasons  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:52:03pm

re: #212 Chicago Blonde

Hey HoosierHoops! Spring, glorious spring...when a young cat's fancy turns to open windows. Opened ours for the first time and the sill promptly filled with cat.

Hey Chicago..We are starting to plan a lizard meet up in Chicago this summer..
I'll keep you posted.. Regards

222 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:52:27pm

re: #221 HoosierHoops

Good deal, thanks!

223 Mirage  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:52:44pm

The US should never ratify any treaty the UN spits out ... it's an organization of thugs.

224 LGoPs  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:53:03pm

re: #200 Chicago Blonde

I'm honestly baffled as to how people can come up with crap like that. But since I just want to live my life in peace and let others live theirs, I never will understand it.

Do they come with a misery quotient they want to inflict on us?

Leftists are totalitarians...one of the scariest words in the dictionary. Basically, they are driven to be totally in control of your life. Of course when it comes to their own lives, well that's another matter. They're all hyopcritical bastards.

There used to be a revolutionary era flag that said "Don't tread on me". Translated to modern times it means "Don't fuck with me".....
We need to get in the libtards faces with that flag.

225 A Man for all Seasons  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:54:59pm

re: #215 jorline

It's 81 degrees right now..I would like a lengthy spring at least.

You're killing me!

226 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:55:06pm

re: #224 LGoPs

True. I guess why they're so miserable. My own life is messy enough to run; you couldn't pay me enough to try to run someone else's.

And I gave up clothes shopping for Lent, but as soon as it's over...I'm getting me a Reagan shirt.

227 jamgarr  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:55:08pm

I heard today that Phil Collins, Phoebe Snow and Phil Specter are going to collaborate on a new album of Mott the Hoople covers - the working title is "All The Wrong Dudes".

228 Occasional Reader  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:55:34pm

re: #218 BatGuano

Where do the those who voted for Obama get their news?

Can you say "Jon Stewart"?

229 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:55:50pm

re: #210 Dianna

I will point out that this treaty has done nothing for the children who most need help. Not one blessed thing.

Excellent point, Dianna.
The US would be the preferred country of enforcement.

The UN has done a bang up job throughout their history of protecting people.
/

230 redc1c4  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:55:50pm

re: #223 Mirage

The US should never ratify any treaty the UN spits out ... it's an organization of thugs.

that's why the Dem's are so enamored with them: birds of a feather and all that.

231 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:56:30pm

re: #228 Occasional Reader

Can you say "Jon Stewart"?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*runs out of the room screaming*

232 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:56:51pm
233 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:56:59pm

re: #210 Dianna

I will point out that this treaty has done nothing for the children who most need help. Not one blessed thing.

Now, all you have to do is look around the world and see these girls that are having acid thrown in their face," Boxer said in January, implying that the U.S. refusal to come aboard has led to abuses elsewhere.

Yup, there is a pandemic of acid attacks on children, Boxer, in the US no less. The day you can guarantee that the US ratification of this treaty will eliminate child abuse in those countries that have a habit of dealing with their children as a matter of "honour" will be the day you might talk sense.

Holding breath.............................no I wont

234 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:57:31pm

re: #232 buzzsawmonkey

Up. Ding.

235 Soona'  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:57:42pm

re: #213 pingjockey

Either the dopers or an asylum is missing a large part of its population.

Both.

236 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:58:38pm

re: #213 pingjockey

Either the dopers or an asylum is missing a large part of its population.

They're batshit crazy, but it's the dopers.

237 Soona'  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:58:51pm

re: #224 LGoPs

Leftists are totalitarians...one of the scariest words in the dictionary. Basically, they are driven to be totally in control of your life. Of course when it comes to their own lives, well that's another matter. They're all hyopcritical bastards.

There used to be a revolutionary era flag that said "Don't tread on me". Translated to modern times it means "Don't fuck with me".....
We need to get in the libtards faces with that flag.

Does anyone know where one might aquire such a flag?

238 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:59:09pm

re: #213 pingjockey

Either the dopers or an asylum is missing a large part of its population are tenured faculty now.

FTFY

239 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:59:30pm

re: #237 Soona'

I sense a cottage industry....

240 Dragonwolf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:59:41pm

re: #22 Jetpilot1101

The markets love specifics, something the Obama administration lacks in great numbers. Until the market see either a specific plan, not just platitudes, they will continue to oscillate like a drunken sailor with the trend heading into the gutter. Wall Street doesn't like the democrat plan nor should they. Excess government spending is as damaging, if not more, then excess Wall Street spending. If he keeps opening his trap, the markets will continue to plummet.

The market saw a specific plan. It was called the Spendulous Bill. Why do you think it has been tanking so badly as of late?

241 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 2:59:45pm

re: #237 Soona'

Does anyone know where one might aquire such a flag?


Ask Ayers

242 BatGuano  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:00:41pm

re: #228 Occasional Reader

But he doesn't do news. He does left wing, moonbat anti American satire. Ah! I see what you mean.

243 LGoPs  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:01:27pm

re: #237 Soona'

Does anyone know where one might aquire such a flag?

Good question. I'd consider displaying it in front of my house........the 'tread' one, not the 'f**k' one of course.

244 Dragonwolf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:01:32pm

And how did my karma go from -4 to +4 that fast? I was kinda hoping it would stop at 0 so I could say I was president for a day ;-)

245 BignJames  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:01:42pm

re: #237 Soona'


I think it's called the Navy Jack or Gadsen Flag....GWB ordered all naval vessels to fly it for the duration of GWOT. I fly one below my US flag.

246 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:01:49pm
247 Eowyn2  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:02:14pm

I only have one problem with Iowahawk.
I keep getting sidetracked.

248 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:02:52pm

re: #244 Dragonwolf

And how did my karma go from -4 to +4 that fast? I was kinda hoping it would stop at 0 so I could say I was president for a day ;-)

Oooohhh, thats clever!

249 Aviator  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:03:08pm

re: #237 Soona'

Does anyone know where one might aquire such a flag?

Flag

250 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:03:23pm

Yesterday it was reported: Homeland Security official affirms Mexican drug cartel violence has spilled over into Texas

Ok, so now DHS confirms, 'yes' we've a wee little problem with narco(whomever?)-terrorists coming over the border. But really, that’s no biggy, right, we all knew that was bound to occur?

Wrong.

The day before Fox news reported - DHS: Chances of Home-Grown Attack 'Very Low' but it gets even better with the lede:

Hours after the FBI expressed concern over home-grown terror attacks, the Department of Homeland Security said such an attack was unlikely.

Here’s the media poop on the FBI: U.S. Cities Vulnerable To Mumbai-Type Attacks, Warns FBI

Ok, fine…the DHS & FBI will go figure it out.

Yep…quite likely with Tom Perez as our new Head of the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services. The very same

Thomas E. Perez, right, joined students in Annapolis to urge approval of a bill granting in-state tuition rates to undocumented immigrants.

The Taking of America 1-2-3.

251 solomonpanting  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:03:37pm

re: #232 buzzsawmonkey

A lot of us--even if not Catholic--are giving up an awful lot because too many idiots have Lent for the past few years.

Perhaps we'll need a Lent-Lease program for the US.

252 Aviator  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:04:27pm

re: #237 Soona'

Does anyone know where one might aquire such a flag?

Or here

253 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:05:20pm

re: #250 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

Thomas E. Perez, right, joined students in Annapolis to urge approval of a bill granting in-state tuition rates to undocumented immigrants.

Unbelievable.

254 BatGuano  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:06:34pm

re: #252 Aviator

We should all display it. It would mystify democrats.

255 mikalm  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:07:31pm

re: #226 Chicago Blonde

I gave up swearing for Lent. I enforce the ban by fining myself $1 for one of George Carlin's Seven Forbidden words, or $2 for blasphemy, and donating the proceeds to charity. Result: last Easter I ended up cutting a check for $100 to the YMCA Summer Camp fund!

256 BignJames  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:08:43pm
257 Aviator  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:09:47pm

re: #254 BatGuano

We should all display it. It would mystify democrats.

Oh, you mean like economics.

258 mikalm  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:09:56pm

re: #254 BatGuano

We should all display it. It would mystify democrats.

I'm displaying one as my avatar!

259 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:10:16pm

re: #255 mikalm

Oh man...I tried that two years ago. Can you say FAIL? :) That's so cool you did that though, and the summer camp benefited.

(I will try that again next year, this year I fear I can't afford it...)

260 BatGuano  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:12:00pm

re: #257 Aviator

Pretty much.

261 Dragonwolf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:13:18pm

re: #88 Occasional Reader

Erm, why do I not find that reassuring?

Maybe because wanna-be bullets will kill you just as dead

262 BatGuano  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:13:52pm

re: #258 mikalm

Indeed you are! Excellent!

263 Chicago Blonde  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:14:31pm

Bye Lizards, if I don't make it back in tonight I'll see everyone tomorrow!

264 BatGuano  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:15:30pm

re: #263 Chicago Blonde

Bye, CB

265 LGoPs  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:15:33pm

re: #252 Aviator

Or here

Thanks. I just ordered one......

266 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:15:33pm

re: #250 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

I've been posting tons of links about the narco-terrorists, so I feel responsible to make this caution: I don't think it's right to conflate the narco-terrorists with the Islamo-terrorists. Sure, there's a bit of overlap in tactics, and our borders are vulnerable to both, but they aren't teaming up against us, at this point.

267 Mirage  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:16:53pm

re: #250 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

Yesterday it was reported: Homeland Security official affirms Mexican drug cartel violence has spilled over into Texas

Ok, so now DHS confirms, 'yes' we've a wee little problem with narco(whomever?)-terrorists coming over the border. But really, that’s no biggy, right, we all knew that was bound to occur?

Wrong.

The day before Fox news reported - DHS: Chances of Home-Grown Attack 'Very Low' but it gets even better with the lede:


The Taking of America 1-2-3.

Brother, does the word "illegal" mean anything to these people...

268 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:17:17pm
269 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:21:02pm

re: #201 A Kiwi Infidel

Here is a revised link:
Hadrian Tridi Systems

(foam core wire reinforced shotcrete walls)

270 winston06  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:21:23pm

Obamble is killing the US economy!

271 Shr_Nfr  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:21:56pm

As a generalized comment, the last 3 trading days of the month are dominated by cash flows in and out of funds. Those cash flows have been initiated before today in general and this is just the response to them. I have seen some pretty thin stuff get the crud knocked out of it on no news as people reduce their positions. This market is totally uncertain on what Washington is going to do. The stress test numbers today gave the banks a little bit more certainty, but that is all. GM reports tomorrow.

272 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:22:51pm

re: #270 winston06

Well it is more than that, it is the greed and stupidity of many, that is "killing" it. Obama is just not making it better; probably worse.

273 Shr_Nfr  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:23:06pm

re: #269 Ojoe

That look like Jimmy Carter in the picture. It better be disaster proof.

274 wrenchwench  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:24:16pm

re: #268 buzzsawmonkey

Except, of course, as regards the lovely poppy fields of Afghanistan.

I should be more specific: I meant the Mexican cartels when I used the term "narco-terrorists." Sorry for the sloppiness.

276 Dragonwolf  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:30:23pm

re: #176 jorline

Boxer Seeks to Ratify U.N. Treaty That May Erode U.S. Rights

We're so screwed and the libs are loving it. When is the madness going to end?

Sometime after the one-world-government is thrown off by the second American revolution.

277 jorline  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:41:44pm

re: #276 Dragonwolf

That comment could deleted, Dragonwolf.

278 Shr_Nfr  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:58:00pm

re: #275 Ojoe

Woops, my wife had just come home and I hadn't read the caption. Sorry. Check out what happened to Jimmy's Habitat for Humanity houses. They built them on top of a garbage dump and they are now falling apart. Moron can't even use a hammer straight. Given that Jimmy is advertising the stuff, I wouldn't touch it. Its likely to inflate in place and draw terrorists.

279 Fighton03  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 3:59:01pm

re: #37 n in wi

Joe had no D!ck

Fixed it for ya...

280 infidel4ever  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 4:21:18pm

re: #267 Mirage

Brother, does the word "illegal" mean anything to these people...

No. Because they think that the earth belongs to all of us, and therefore people should have the right to live anywhere they want. If that happens to be the US, well, you will just have to move over and make room for those poor souls. They have the same rights as you. Borders/nationalities are irrelevant.

Trust me. I have a friend who actually spouted that rubbish. (Green/leftist).

281 [deleted]  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 4:24:28pm
282 infidel4ever  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 4:27:33pm

re: #281 buzzsawmonkey

You forgot the coda to the bolded portion above: "UNLESS they are Israelis."

Yes. Sorry. I thought everybody knew that already...

//sarc off

283 azul93gt  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 5:03:29pm

Whenever B. Hussein discusses the econony the stock market drops. That's what I hear.

284 Ojoe  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 5:34:02pm

re: #278 Shr_Nfr

Actually the foam core concrete panels are really good. Carter is just along for a ride with a photo or two on the Tri D website.

285 winston06  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 6:05:51pm

re: #272 Ojoe

civilizations die of suicide not murder....

286 bakishamil  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 6:20:05pm

Down with idiots. Stupid dumb white hippies trying to make it a global political stage. Idiots stick with tree hugging. Stupid mofos

287 bakishamil  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 6:23:36pm

Down with idiots. Stupid dumb white hippies trying to make it to a global political stage. Idiots stick with tree hugging and smoking trees. Stupid mofos

288 mattm  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 7:07:02pm

Worst protest ever.

289 pupdawg  Thu, Feb 26, 2009 8:56:07am

The president and his truly unmerry men continue to spew-abundant gloom and doom rhetoric about the economic future of our country and her suckling citizens. They, ad nausea, go about planting pay-later seeds of American Socialism in what they see as very fertile ground. These killing fields have been freshly turned, limed and fertilized by the likes of the MSM, the masses of entitlement-minded supporters here along with many in Europe, the Middle East and enemy-populated-elsewhere abroad anxiously awaiting the 'change.' Yet, the president and the Democrats, for the cameras and mics at least, cannot seem to comprehend why the very barometer of our capitalistic financial health, the NYSE, plummets reflecting downward their onslaught of negativism disguised to further implement Socialistic 'change.' Ironic, don't you think?
These are the same people, leaders, movers and shakers within and without our government who refuse to listen as the political leader of Iran threatens Israel with nuclear annihilation at every opportunity and who continues down the path of creating the weapons to do so. Is it irony due to group stupidity or conspiratorial ignorance at its zenith among Democrats?
Hurricane Katrina and the recent Tsunami that killed so many were merely a whisper and a warm salty bath compared to the internal storms that are coming. Americans by the millions are now battening down their personal financial hatches in an unprecedented way. Jobs will vanish in record numbers with a shocking quickness. Businesses will close by the thousands. The companies who survive will do so at the kindness of a near defunct government floundering under socialism. If there are stocks they will be penny stocks. Because, when the very people who live, work, financially support, fight and die for this country, run deep and silent, the last one out needs to get the lights. This has the distinct possibility to become the greatest depression of all times in America and by symbiotic financial connections throughout the World. I'm almost convinced the president and his Democrat enablers want it this way. I pray these images change for the better and soon. If not, there will be no where to go and no escape route provided by FEMA or our local authorities. We will possibly be reduced to a nation of homeless, penniless victims looking for a proverbial National Super Dome in which to huddle and a bankrupt government to provide enough milk-filled teats to sustain us all.
Currently the stage is set with a president who wishes to destroy capitalism in America with the left posturing as the supporting cast of antagonist and we, in the peanut gallery, watch as the curtain continues to fall on us all with no protagonist in sight.
Hopefully, the history books at least will accurately report who and what destroyed America. It came from within at the very highest office with minimal assistance from without by friend and foe.
May God save the Republic!


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