1 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:19:29pm

Calming. Thanks.

2 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:19:36pm

Beatific.

3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:20:02pm

re: #2 FurryOldGuyJeans

heh

4 MandyManners  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:20:20pm

Charles, why do you hate atheists?

5 brookly red  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:20:23pm

nice lighting...

6 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:20:28pm
7 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:20:36pm

re: #3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

heh

It seemed appropriate. ;)

8 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:20:37pm

Just call me Angel of the Morning
Angel
Just brush my teeth before you leave me
Darling

-misheard lyrics

9 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:21:05pm

One word, and a typo.

10 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:21:27pm

...but I thought Charles hated angels and Christians?


//

11 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:22:00pm

re: #7 FurryOldGuyJeans

It seemed appropriate. ;)

B-E-A-T-I-F-I-C?

12 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:22:05pm

My fav "Angel" singing: "Angel"

13 Peacekeeper  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:22:05pm

Looks like a fairy.

14 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:22:18pm

Don't blink.

15 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:22:26pm

re: #6 buzzsawmonkey

Interesting that the wings are designed on the butterfly rather than the bird model.

Maybe she's a hooker angel?

(Hookers in Lima, Peru are sometimes called "polillas" (moths), because of their propensity to hover around lampposts after dark)

16 ThinkRight  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:22:38pm

Racist !
And where do Angel's fit into evolution ?
/
I like Angels and Ferries

17 wrenchwench  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:22:44pm

Is she held up by a bolt?

18 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:22:49pm

re: #6 buzzsawmonkey

Interesting that the wings are designed on the butterfly rather than the bird model.

Because it's a Fairy, not an Angel.

19 lawhawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:00pm

re: #10 astronmr20

...but I thought Charles hated angels and Christians?

//

Fine. Angels and Demons it is. /

20 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:01pm

That looks like a morning picture..Bright light and shadows..light and darkness..
Very nice

21 trailortrash  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:03pm
22 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:08pm

re: #11 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

B-E-A-T-I-F-I-C?

Yes, Beatific.

23 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:14pm
24 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:17pm

re: #18 Ben Hur

Because it's a Fairy, not an Angel.


NTTAWWT

25 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:22pm

re: #11 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

B-E-A-T-I-F-I-C?

Which is exactly what you meant. I'm feelin' so dumb. Thought it was spelled Beautific.

Schmuck. That's me!

26 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:35pm

re: #18 Ben Hur

Because it's a Fairy, not an Angel.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

27 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:23:52pm

re: #24 Ben Hur

NTTAWWT

i was too slow!

28 Diamond Bullet  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:24:23pm

re: #6 buzzsawmonkey

Interesting that the wings are designed on the butterfly rather than the bird model.

Must be a transitional form.

29 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:24:23pm

re: #18 Ben Hur

Because it's a Fairy, not an Angel.

Yep, that's a fairy.

30 Russkilitlover  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:24:27pm

re: #6 buzzsawmonkey

Interesting that the wings are designed on the butterfly rather than the bird model.

More of a faerie than an angel.

31 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:24:40pm
32 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:24:48pm

re: #18 Ben Hur

Because it's a Fairy, not an Angel.

I'm voting for Fairy, too.

33 Salem  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:25:25pm

I guess I can just appreciate it as art.

34 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:25:28pm

re: #32 Occasional Reader

I'm voting for Fairy, too.

How wonderfully open-minded of you!

/

35 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:25:31pm

re: #29 OldLineTexan

Yep, that's a fairy.


And Texans can spot a Fairy a mile away.

36 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:25:31pm

re: #25 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Which is exactly what you meant. I'm feelin' so dumb. Thought it was spelled Beautific.

Schmuck. That's me!

You are not dumb, nor a schmuck. :)

37 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:25:33pm

re: #24 Ben Hur

NTTAWWT

In case here's my favorite "fairy" song

38 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:25:38pm

They only move when you are not looking.

39 Peacekeeper  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:25:56pm

re: #32 Occasional Reader

I'm voting for Fairy, too.


When is Charles going to admit the truth?

40 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:26:17pm

re: #33 Salem

I guess I can just appreciate it as art.

It's nicer than my lawn gnome.

Little bastard is cranky.
/

41 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:26:59pm

re: #40 OldLineTexan

It's nicer than my lawn gnome.

Little bastard is cranky.
/

Lawn Gnomes are EEEEEEEVIL!

42 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:27:02pm

re: #35 Ben Hur

And Texans can spot a Fairy a mile away.

It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference anymore.

Not
That
It
Matters
To Me

NTIMT!

43 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:27:08pm

re: #31 buzzsawmonkey

Stop making fun of this young lady. She happens to be very well educated, having attended Fairy-Dickinson University.

44 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:27:19pm

Dow down 275 with a little over a half hour left.

45 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:27:36pm
46 Steve  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:27:57pm

re: #31 buzzsawmonkey

Since she has insect wings, you can still strike a bee attitude.

bee-attitudes by Rg Gregory
in the shadow
of the flower
is the sting

the bee driven by need
uses its painful gift
to keep its sense of beauty
in proportion

it does its job with
a thoughtless dedication
its honeyed world
excites no inner space

bees are not poets
who wade through words
with too much brain
around their ankles

each itching bee-part
is attuned
to a cosmic web
each buzz miraculous

flowers put powder
on their private parts
to call the bees in
it seems a good game

much fumbling and the bee
goes home to mother
rewards ripple outwards
to many dripping tongues

bees hate anything
that gets in the way
the bee-world is exclusive
aliens - keep out

bees live on a knife-edge
between honey
and a ripped-out sting
violation propels them

in the shadow
of the nectar
is the horror

47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:27:58pm

re: #44 subsailor68

C'mon. Just a 6K rally. All I'm looking for.

48 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:03pm

re: #43 Occasional Reader

Stop making fun of this young lady. She happens to be very well educated, having attended Fairy-Dickinson University.

Well, truth be told, she is actually still a "he"....the operation has not taken place yet....

49 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:04pm

re: #36 FurryOldGuyJeans

You are not dumb, nor a schmuck. :)

But as punishment, you are getting anchovies on your next pizza.

/

50 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:19pm
51 DaddyG  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:23pm

re: #44 subsailor68

Dow down 275 with a little over a half hour left.

Any Hope for pocket Change?

52 notutopia  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:29pm

Serene...
Beautiful shadows blending to light.
Great timing on this shot Charles!

53 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:37pm

re: #45 buzzsawmonkey

Since you have a lawn gnome, tell me--what would you think of lawn gnomes designed to look like Osama Bin Laden?

Like I need to give anyone ANOTHER reason to shoot up my house in a drive-by.

Bad, bad idea!

54 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:52pm

re: #49 OldLineTexan

But as punishment, you are getting anchovies on your next pizza.

/

I'll eat it!

55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:55pm

re: #49 OldLineTexan

Can't I get liver?

56 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:28:59pm

re: #49 OldLineTexan

But as punishment, you are getting anchovies on your next pizza.

/

I fling anchovies as well as I do boogers. ;)

57 Salem  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:29:01pm

re: #40 OldLineTexan

It's nicer than my lawn gnome.

Little bastard is cranky.
/

I'd like to get some stone gargoyles but they'd look kind of out of place in front of my ramshackle house.

58 Shr_Nfr  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:29:12pm

She is sort of smiling. She must not have looked at her 401(k) value today. S&P down 4.1% at the moment.

59 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:29:27pm

re: #47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

C'mon. Just a 6K rally. All I'm looking for.

Phew, it's only down 268 now. I think your 6K rally's begun!

60 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:29:28pm

re: #53 OldLineTexan

Like I need to give anyone ANOTHER reason to shoot up my house in a drive-by.

Bad, bad idea!

Your house got shot up in a drive-by?

61 hellosnackbar  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:29:28pm

So serene;she must be a muslim apostate angel after leaving an angry Allah
and finding peace.

62 brookly red  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:29:41pm

re: #49 OldLineTexan

But as punishment, you are getting anchovies on your next pizza.

/

Anchovies? I'll eat that for you...

63 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:29:53pm

re: #43 Occasional Reader

Stop making fun of this young lady. She happens to be very well educated, having attended Fairy-Dickinson University.

And if you piss her off enough, she'll whip out her Sykes-Fairybarn commando knife.

64 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:30:07pm

re: #6 buzzsawmonkey

Interesting that the wings are designed on the butterfly rather than the bird model.

that's because she's part elf.

65 Steve  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:30:09pm

Would like to see this in B & W also.

66 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:30:13pm
67 Salem  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:30:19pm

re: #60 astronmr20

Your house got shot up in a drive-by?

Yours hasn't?

68 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:30:41pm

re: #67 Salem

Not lately.

69 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:30:52pm

re: #57 Salem

I'd like to get some stone gargoyles but they'd look kind of out of place in front of my ramshackle house.

Class warfarer you. I have only a ramshackle hut!/

70 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:31:03pm

re: #66 buzzsawmonkey

I'd reckon there is some incarnation of such, yes.

71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:31:09pm

People really like anchovies? Really?

Tried them once, years ago. One more step toward vegetarianism that they took me.

72 96RoadKing  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:31:09pm

re: #45 buzzsawmonkey

Since you have a lawn gnome, tell me--what would you think of lawn gnomes designed to look like Osama Bin Laden?

Too great a chance for damage done by drive by's...

You'd have to pick up all that debris (chunks of concrete, spent casings, collateral damage...)

73 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:31:25pm

re: #50 buzzsawmonkey

I assume, then, that her name is Emily.

Nope. She did fairly well on her SATs, and so was admitted to Fairleigh Dickinson University. Had she done very well on her SATs, she'd have made it into Vereigh Dickinson.

74 debutaunt  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:31:33pm

re: #25 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Which is exactly what you meant. I'm feelin' so dumb. Thought it was spelled Beautific.

Schmuck. That's me!

Oh calm down and have another burger.

75 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:31:36pm

re: #66 buzzsawmonkey

Are there faerie furries?

I do believe they call them Hippy Chicks.

76 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:31:58pm

Good Afternoon.
We had a visit today from the financial rep who has invested rollovers on my and two of my co-workers old 401(k)'s in the Standford Group. Gotta feel sorry for the poor guy. None of our money was in the bogus CD's on the banking side but he did have other investors who were. If anybody needs an angel it's him.

77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:32:18pm

re: #75 CyanSnowHawk

Hippy? or Hippie?

78 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:32:27pm

re: #64 nyc redneck

that's because she's part elf.

You're probably right. I don't see anything hobit about her.

79 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:32:30pm

re: #71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

People really like anchovies? Really?

Tried them once, years ago. One more step toward vegetarianism that they took me.

Well, they sort of have to be on something.. crackers, pizza, etc.

80 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:32:49pm
81 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:32:52pm

re: #71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

People really like anchovies? Really?

Tried them once, years ago. One more step toward vegetarianism that they took me.

Im vegetarian, cows only eat grass you know.

82 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:33:14pm

re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hippy? or Hippie?

whoops. Hippie.

83 brookly red  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:33:20pm

re: #71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

People really like anchovies? Really?

Tried them once, years ago. One more step toward vegetarianism that they took me.

whole, fresh & grilled... the canned ones are just for pizza.

84 DaddyG  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:33:27pm

re: #41 FurryOldGuyJeans

Lawn Gnomes are EEEEEEEVIL!

http://www.thenaughtygnome.com/

85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:33:37pm

re: #82 CyanSnowHawk

Double checked this time.

86 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:33:41pm

re: #79 astronmr20

Well, they sort of have to be on something.. crackers, pizza, etc.

I like the taste of anchovies, it's just the texture that's so gross.

87 MandyManners  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:33:47pm

re: #40 OldLineTexan

It's nicer than my lawn gnome.

Little bastard is cranky.
/

You don't know the half of it.

88 Salem  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:33:51pm

re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hippy? or Hippie?

Both are accepted, grammatically speaking.

89 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:34:00pm

re: #53 OldLineTexan

Like I need to give anyone ANOTHER reason to shoot up my house in a drive-by.

Bad, bad idea!

I also did not buy the Osama action figure.

Or the Barack Obama action figure.

For different reasons, of course.

90 Peacekeeper  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:34:02pm

She's a fairy, AND she is stoned

91 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:34:19pm

re: #86 redstateredneck

I like the taste of anchovies, it's just the texture that's so gross.

Then may I suggest anchovy paste instead?

92 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:34:28pm

re: #71 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

People really like anchovies? Really?

Tried them once, years ago. One more step toward vegetarianism that they took me.

Good afternoon Veggie..I watching the craziest show..Something about Hillbillies..and watching the whole segment about snake handlers ..Just total creeps me out..Watching people playing with rattlesnakes...Gak!

93 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:34:53pm

re: #87 MandyManners

You don't know the half of it.

/sniff

Our lawn kitteh wuz kilt by a dog.

94 Josephine  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:34:58pm

This photo made me smile. Lovely!

95 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:35:15pm

re: #80 buzzsawmonkey

"Hippie Chix" sounds like a snack food.

That's the last thing you want when you've seen one in a bikini.

96 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:35:15pm
97 wolfie  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:35:18pm

re: #57 Salem

I'd like to get some stone gargoyles but they'd look kind of out of place in front of my ramshackle house.

Don't let that stop you! We got a house down the road loaded with them.
Gothic Appalachian! He's even got gargoyles on the trailer he has parked on the lot next door.

98 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:35:24pm

re: #83 brookly red

whole, fresh & grilled... the canned ones are just for pizza.

I married a filipina, her food preferences have me trying one disgusting thing after another. Anchovies are tame compared to some of the stuff that has ended up on my dinner plate.....

99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:35:51pm

re: #92 HoosierHoops

Thems is mah people. Mah kinfokes!

100 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:36:23pm

re: #96 buzzsawmonkey

I notice the figure includes three sets of hands. Is he running for Hindu deity now?

it comes complete with two faces as well

101 MandyManners  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:36:26pm

re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hippy? or Hippie?

You be the judge.

102 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:36:34pm

re: #60 astronmr20

Your house got shot up in a drive-by?

Not this one.

103 notutopia  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:36:35pm

re: #92 HoosierHoops
You need to go to this just once...
[Link: gosw.about.com...]

104 snowcrash  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:36:40pm

re: #98 Desert Dog
But do you get lumpia? yummy.

105 wolfie  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:36:57pm

re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You ever notice the outside sign at Towers Mall in Roanoke where "WEIGHTWATCHERS" is right next to "A LITTLE BIT HIPPY?"

It would still be funny, even if they'd spelled it HIPPIE.

106 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:37:08pm
107 DaddyG  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:37:10pm

re: #96 buzzsawmonkey

I notice the figure includes three sets of hands. Is he running for Hindu deity now?


They got the two face thing right.

/

108 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:37:16pm

re: #98 Desert Dog

I married a filipina, her food preferences have me trying one disgusting thing after another. Anchovies are tame compared to some of the stuff that has ended up on my dinner plate.....

Homemade balute eggs?

109 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:37:17pm

BGU invention would help deny rogue states nuclear weapons

Ben-Gurion University of the Negev engineers have developed a practical technique to "denature" plutonium created in large nuclear reactors and make it unsuitable for a dozen countries that are building reactors - mostly Arab or Islamic states - to produce nuclear arms.

However, it will probably not be a significant deterrent against Iran, which has invested in other options as well, such as centrifuges and small reactors designed for plutonium production.

Russia claims it is supplying Iran with what it needs to build a reactor - including nuclear fuel - for "peaceful purposes" including power production, but does not want that "bandit" country to develop nuclear weapons.

The Beersheba researchers, headed by Prof. Yigal Ronen, think their work could help "de-claw" some countries if nuclear fuel producers - the US, Russia, Germany, France and Japan - agree to put the denaturing additive they have proven effective into all plutonium.

However, the BGU nuclear engineer told The Jerusalem Post on Monday that Iran had two other options - the centrifuges like those Iraq had, and small plutonium reactors.

"Our work could solve only one part of the problem. The reality is more complicated, and denaturing is not relevant for Iran's other options. Iran would be able to continue to threaten the world with the other two options if the world doesn't stop it," he explained.

"When you purchase a nuclear reactor from one of the five countries, it also provides the nuclear fuel for the reactor. Thus if the five agree to insert the additive into fuel for countries now developing nuclear power - such as Bahrain, Egypt, Kuwait, Libya, Malaysia, Namibia, Qatar, Oman, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Yemen - they will have to use it for peaceful purposes rather than warfare," said Ronen.

Ronen, who worked on the project with Dr. Eugene Shwageraus and master's student Leonid Golyand, was told last month that in May he would receive an honorary doctorate from the Russian Academy of Sciences - the highest honor awarded in Russia to foreign scientists - for his "outstanding scientific achievements."

Jews.

Driving people nuts for 4000 years.

110 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:37:52pm

re: #104 snowcrash

But do you get lumpia? yummy.

lumpia is very tasty.....most of the food she prepares is awesome....just sometimes, it is scary looking

111 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:37:53pm
112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:38:04pm

re: #105 wolfie

They're very sweet people.

Mostly Harmless.

113 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:38:24pm

"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"

114 Wishing  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:38:28pm

A great pick-me-up:

Validation

115 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:38:34pm

re: #108 OldLineTexan

Homemade balute eggs?

I've had balut, so, I do not have to try it again....

116 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:38:41pm

re: #96 buzzsawmonkey

I notice the figure includes three sets of hands. Is he running for Hindu deity now?

Obama, Destroyer of Economies

/no, I think he's there

117 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:38:45pm

re: #109 Ben Hur

Thus if the five agree to insert the additive into fuel for countries now developing nuclear power - such as Bahrain, Egypt, Kuwait, Libya, Malaysia, Namibia, Qatar, Oman, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Yemen - they will have to use it for peaceful purposes rather than warfare,

Uhhh....WTF and why?

118 DaddyG  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:38:52pm

re: #111 buzzsawmonkey

One isn't Ray Milland? Or at least Rahm Emmanuel?

The thrid arm belongs to Soros - guess where it fits?

119 Muadib  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:38:53pm

re: #6 buzzsawmonkey

Interesting that the wings are designed on the butterfly rather than the bird model.

The bird model might appear too.... Hawkish.

120 yma o hyd  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:39:06pm

re: #109 Ben Hur

BGU invention would help deny rogue states nuclear weapons

Jews.

Driving people nuts for 4000 years.

May they drive people nuts for the next 4000 years!

121 brookly red  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:39:11pm

re: #98 Desert Dog

I married a filipina, her food preferences have me trying one disgusting thing after another. Anchovies are tame compared to some of the stuff that has ended up on my dinner plate.....

well if it don't work out give her my #... grilled milkfish & puset rings are AOK w/me :) really, try the grilled milkfish.

122 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:39:22pm

re: #98 Desert Dog

I married a filipina, her food preferences have me trying one disgusting thing after another. Anchovies are tame compared to some of the stuff that has ended up on my dinner plate.....

What I want to know is, how can the culture that gave us Lumpia, also try to give us Balut?

Warning: The Balut link is not for weak stomachs.

123 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:39:26pm

re: #96 buzzsawmonkey

I notice the figure includes three sets of hands. Is he running for Hindu deity now?

One goes for your wallet.

Misdirection. He haz it.

124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:39:27pm

re: #92 HoosierHoops

The only thing on the History Channel that Billy Ray Cyrus could narrate.

125 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:39:35pm

re: #120 yma o hyd

Hey up me ducky!

126 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:40:09pm

re: #122 CyanSnowHawk

What I want to know is, how can the culture that gave us Lumpia, also try to give us Balut?

Warning: The Balut link is not for weak stomachs.

Rotten Egg of Power?

127 wolfie  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:40:11pm

re: #112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Weight-watchers or hippies? :)

128 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:40:19pm

re: #105 wolfie

You ever notice the outside sign at Towers Mall in Roanoke where "WEIGHTWATCHERS" is right next to "A LITTLE BIT HIPPY?"

It would still be funny, even if they'd spelled it HIPPIE.

Some years ago, in my hometown, for a while the Such-and-Such County Alcoholism Counseling Center was located, literally, right next to a liquor store.

Failblog did not yet exist, alas.

129 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:40:34pm

I believe in Angels.

130 fish  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:40:34pm

re: #77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hippy? or Hippie?

Can't it be both?

131 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:40:43pm

re: #126 Ben Hur

Rotten Egg of Power?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I could self-ding.

132 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:40:49pm

re: #122 CyanSnowHawk

What I want to know is, how can the culture that gave us Lumpia, also try to give us Balut?

Warning: The Balut link is not for weak stomachs.

I think balut was inherited from the Chinese....Lumpia is deep fried heaven

133 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:41:01pm

re: #110 Desert Dog

lumpia is very tasty.....most of the food she prepares is awesome....just sometimes, it is scary looking

Well, I can tell ya that the stewards on the boat saved my life. The new cook was awful, and the stewards would make chicken (or pork) adobo. It was absolutely delicious! (Still have the recipe somewhere.)

134 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:41:07pm

She looks content. Guess who's never content?

Poll Finds U.S. Muslims Thriving, but Not Content

A Gallup poll of Muslims in the United States has found that they are far more likely than people in Muslim countries to see themselves as thriving.

And yet, within the United States, Muslims are the least content religious group, when compared with Jews, Mormons, Protestants and Roman Catholics.

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

135 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:41:18pm

re: #103 notutopia

You need to go to this just once...
[Link: gosw.about.com...]

SNAKES! I hate snakes!

136 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:41:24pm

re: #127 wolfie

Weight-watchers or hippies? :)

Oh. The Hippies. They are true blue nice hippies.

137 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:41:51pm

re: #131 Ben Hur

Ding whore.

138 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:42:02pm

re: #124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The only thing on the History Channel that Billy Ray Cyrus could narrate.

Don't be mean to billy ray.. LOL

139 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:42:10pm
140 wolfie  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:42:23pm

re: #128 Occasional Reader

:O !

141 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:42:40pm

re: #137 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ding whore.


For that one, yes!

142 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:42:46pm

re: #98 Desert Dog

I married a filipina, her food preferences have me trying one disgusting thing after another. Anchovies are tame compared to some of the stuff that has ended up on my dinner plate.....

Dinuguan and Balut! ;)

143 Abu Lahab  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:42:47pm

Will they ever have this in Afghanistan?
Just my Monday wishful thinking.

144 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:42:48pm

re: #129 Sharmuta

I believe in Angels.

And I most definitely do not. (Aside from the Harley-riding kind, and the California baseball-playing kind, and best of all, the Victoria's Secret lingerie-modeling kind.)

145 brookly red  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:42:56pm

re: #131 Ben Hur

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I could self-ding.

well, self-dinging would be just that after all...

146 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:43:11pm
147 Max Darkside  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:43:16pm

May it fly above, look down and guide us back to prosperity

148 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:43:19pm

re: #133 subsailor68

Well, I can tell ya that the stewards on the boat saved my life. The new cook was awful, and the stewards would make chicken (or pork) adobo. It was absolutely delicious! (Still have the recipe somewhere.)

adobo, caldareda, pancit, lumpia, milk fish, talapia.....it is all good.

I love to cook too, but I am more of a grill guy....she is the chef and am i the guy that chops up stuff and does the dishes afterwards

149 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:43:22pm

re: #138 HoosierHoops

Don't be mean to billy ray.. LOL

You mean the aging rock-star-looking dad who pimps out his daughter?

150 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:43:42pm

re: #144 Occasional Reader

And I most definitely do not. (Aside from the Harley-riding kind, and the California baseball-playing kind, and best of all, the Victoria's Secret lingerie-modeling kind.)

pssst, the wings are fake on those ...

151 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:43:47pm

C'mon.

Look at that Balut thing.

Doesn't the pic look like a Rotten Egg of Power?!?!?!

152 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:43:49pm

re: #143 Abu Lahab

Will they ever have this in Afghanistan?
Just my Monday wishful thinking.

They'll probably have some of that too.

153 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:44:12pm

re: #136 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oops. I think your 6K rally just ended. It's down 300 now.

Crap.

154 debutaunt  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:44:26pm

re: #129 Sharmuta

I believe in Angels.

I believe in you.

155 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:44:32pm

re: #151 Ben Hur

C'mon.

Look at that Balut thing.

Doesn't the pic look like a Rotten Egg of Power?!?!?!

OK, is there a 12-step program for ding whoring?

/

156 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:44:36pm

re: #142 FurryOldGuyJeans

Dinuguan and Balut! ;)

Dinuguan looks horrid, but, don't knock it till you try it....blood stew...it is actually good.

157 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:44:36pm

I've seen this many times Hoops. I have a good friend who has been in prison for bootlegging. Whiskey.

Really.

158 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:44:41pm

re: #153 subsailor68

Oops. I think your 6K rally just ended. It's down 300 now.

Crap.

Looks like a last-minute anti-rally happening.


Things are moving alright.

159 chicagodudewhotrades  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:44:47pm

Dow down 304 at 6762.......

160 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:45:00pm

Dow down over 4%, 6500 anyone?

161 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:45:13pm

re: #157 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I've seen this many times Hoops. I have a good friend who has been in prison for bootlegging. Whiskey.

Really.

The ATF needs to go away.

162 yma o hyd  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:45:14pm

re: #129 Sharmuta

I believe in Angels.

There ye go:


163 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:45:23pm

re: #148 Desert Dog

adobo, caldareda, pancit, lumpia, milk fish, talapia.....it is all good.

I love to cook too, but I am more of a grill guy....she is the chef and am i the guy that chops up stuff and does the dishes afterwards

Sounds about like our house. And yep, those are all very good!

164 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:45:28pm

re: #156 Desert Dog

Dinuguan looks horrid, but, don't knock it till you try it....blood stew...it is actually good.

I have, it stinks.

165 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:45:39pm

re: #154 debutaunt

You're a Sweetie!

166 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:45:53pm

I've seen lots of nasty-looking Filipino food, but lots of yummy-looking Filipinas.

167 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:46:02pm
168 Salem  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:46:29pm

Aren't angels those terrible entities that used to go around wreaking holy vengeance and destruction?

169 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:46:31pm

re: #160 FurryOldGuyJeans

Dow down over 4%, 6500 anyone?

I joked about that this morning.
Not so funny now.

170 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:46:42pm

DOW is down over 300.

When oh when will a network news anchor begin the program by mentioning that since Obama has been President the market is down 30%?

171 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:46:58pm

re: #167 buzzsawmonkey

Alcohol, tobacco and firearms. What could possibly go wrong?

It's that they are trying to control these things that's wrong.

172 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:47:18pm

"Angels" are actually extraterrestrial real estate agents, surveying the Earth for takeover once they've managed to induce us to kill ourselves off.


/hat tip: "James Tiptree, Jr."

173 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:47:26pm
174 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:47:31pm

re: #149 astronmr20

You mean the aging rock-star-looking dad who pimps out his daughter?

Whoa whoa whoa...That was over the line my friend..
He is not pimping out his little girl..She has talent and has made millions of dollars in the music industry..She has a pretty good head on her shoulders..
She is a natural for TV for teenyboppers and we should not begrudge her for being successful.

175 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:47:33pm

re: #164 FurryOldGuyJeans

I have, it stinks.

If you ever come to Phoenix, my asawa will whip up a batch that you will like, I am sure of that....even the kids will eat that one....she tells them it's "Chocolate Soup"

176 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:47:41pm

re: #170 Opinionated

DOW is down over 300.

When oh when will a network news anchor begin the program by mentioning that since Obama has been President the market is down 30%?

Just saw a text blurb on CNBC that said just that. It vanished right quick.

177 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:47:45pm

re: #167 buzzsawmonkey

Alcohol, tobacco and firearms. What could possibly go wrong?

They need to come back as a chain of convenience stores.

178 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:47:47pm

The world is going to hell in a handcart and I just heard our local KCAL9 (CBS affiliate) is planning a special on Rodney King for Thursday night at 10:00 PM.

179 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:47:48pm

re: #167 buzzsawmonkey

Alcohol, tobacco and firearms. What could possibly go wrong?

wrong.

Should be a store.

180 snowcrash  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:48:07pm

Since the thread is open, I want to post my new favorite Obama fact check site from the St. Petersburg Times. They compiled 500 promises Obama made during his campaign and then track progress. Easy to navigate with different ways to browse. The Obameter is funny too.

181 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:48:46pm
182 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:48:46pm

re: #144 Occasional Reader

And I most definitely do not. (Aside from the Harley-riding kind, and the California baseball-playing kind, and best of all, the Victoria's Secret lingerie-modeling kind.)

And I don't believe in Victoria's Secret. Seems to me that the Secret's rather well exposed and readily available to the public. Some "secret".

183 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:48:49pm

re: #174 HoosierHoops

Whoa whoa whoa...That was over the line my friend..
He is not pimping out his little girl..She has talent and has made millions of dollars in the music industry..She has a pretty good head on her shoulders..
She is a natural for TV for teenyboppers and we should not begrudge her for being successful.

And they are actually not such bad role models at that.

184 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:48:52pm

re: #159 chicagodudewhotrades

Dow down 304 at 6762.......

I just drew a DOW chart starting at the great depression, if you try to draw trendlines to today, the results are scary.

185 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:00pm

Penn's Co-Star - Imbecile on Politics

Maria Conchita Alonso, who co-starred with Sean Penn way back in 1988's "Colors," went off on Penn in a way we've rarely seen -- basically saying he's a moron when it comes to politics -- especially his support of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. The Cuban born actress was raised in Venezuela and says Chavez is a "killer."

Hap! I'm being kidnapped by Ben Richards!

186 Shr_Nfr  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:03pm

re: #160 FurryOldGuyJeans

That would be only a decline equal to today's decline. You will probably see it at some point. Anybody on margin who is not short is probably getting a one ring margin call.

187 Nevergiveup  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:15pm

re: #178 Pvt Bin Jammin

The world is going to hell in a handcart and I just heard our local KCAL9 (CBS affiliate) is planning a special on Rodney King for Thursday night at 10:00 PM.

Is he in or out of prison?

188 wolfie  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:32pm

re: #168 Salem

I believe you're thinking of CHILDREN.

189 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:35pm

OT: If anyone has not had a chance to read the American Thinker article in the spin-off links, the strategy of the manufactured crisis, please do.

Obviously, we all come here, and all have the background of knowledge regarding some interests behind the scenes, but taking the time to read the consolidation of it, is pretty huge.

Seriously, take time to read if nothing more than to reacquaint yourself with it.

190 Kragar  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:46pm

Another day's worth of pointless concalls, yay

191 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:46pm

re: #167 buzzsawmonkey

Alcohol, tobacco and firearms. What could possibly go wrong?

I've already sent in my résumé to the Obama team to be named head of the newly-formed Bureau of Fast Cars, Loose Women, and Rock n' Roll.

192 twincitiesgirl  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:52pm

I want one of those for when my in laws visit.

/just kidding

193 brookly red  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:49:56pm

re: #167 buzzsawmonkey

Alcohol, tobacco and firearms. What could possibly go wrong?

aren't they alcohol, tobacco, firearms & explosives now?

194 vxbush  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:50:21pm

Hey, this seems a good thread to post:

My coworker who was stabbed made it to work today. He seems fine. The story was rather interesting though on how and why he got stabbed:

He and this ex-girlfriend split up on Wednesday last week, and he had asked her to allow him to come over and get his stuff at the apartment. She said sure, just give me an hour to get a drink and hang out with some friends, and then I'll be the apartment.

So an hour later he calls to make sure it's still okay, and it is. He goes over with a friend, and she shows up, completely smashing drunk. She is upset that he brought a friend with him, and she's yelling, "You didn't say anyone was coming along!" So she tells him she can't do it right now, he has to leave, etc. Fine.

He left and he and his friend went over to the friend's place to hang out. Not five minutes later she calls back and says, "Well, I did promise I would let you get your stuff, so I'll let you come back over." So he heads back over. Alone.

She has gotten his stuff together and bagged it up, and he really appreciated that. But as he's trying to take the bags down to his car she won't let him out of the room. They argue, she's blocking the door, and then she grabs him by his dog tags and is trying to keep him in the room. He didn't want to fight her, but she has military training and martial arts training. So he pushes her back and away, and finally she seems to leave him alone. She leaves the room, and he goes back to getting his stuff.

Then she came back, a minute later, with this 6" curved blade and starts fighting with him again. He blocked her arms but she did get one shot in with the blade around to the back of his shoulder. He didn't think it had punctured the skin because he had his heavy coat on and a hoody sweatshirt. He pushed her off again, and then she immediately changed her tune: "Get out of here. I don't ever want to see you again" and all sorts of swearing.

But as soon as he got outside the apartment (and did not get any more of his stuff!) he realized he couldn't stand back up after bending over to pick up a bag. He drove over to his friend's house and said, as soon as he got in, "Call the police, call an ambulance, call my mother, the effin' b***h just stabbed me."

He let me see the place where the stab would was, and it was fairly small; just an inch in size. It's just that the blade went deep enough to get his lung. Four stitches.

There is one good thing out of this: the gal did not try to lie her way out of it. Her story and his story are almost identical with just a few small details different. She very clearly told the police that my friend was not attacking her.

195 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:50:27pm

re: #180 snowcrash

Since the thread is open, I want to post my new favorite Obama fact check site from the St. Petersburg Times. They compiled 500 promises Obama made during his campaign and then track progress. Easy to navigate with different ways to browse. The Obameter is funny too.

All politicians over-promise, but Obama is the all time champion. I cannot recall another politician promising to part the oceans and heal the earth. Even Clinton did not go that far......NOW, the question is, will he get called on any of that? I doubt he will....not from his adoring public or the MSM

196 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:50:40pm

re: #182 Sharmuta

And I don't believe in Victoria's Secret. Seems to me that the Secret's rather well exposed and readily available to the public. Some "secret".

The best secrets are hidden in plain sight.

And you have to admit, those models sure do put a lot in plain sight.

197 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:50:44pm

Billy Ray just said "isolated". I thought he said "oscillated'. Thought, what the fuck?

198 brookly red  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:50:54pm

re: #177 CyanSnowHawk

They need to come back as a chain of convenience stores.

yeah been there... Wah Wah Boom Boom.

199 Abu Lahab  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:50:59pm

re: #129 Sharmuta

I believe in Angels.

We trust in plumed procession
For such the angels go -
Rank after Rank, with even feet -
And uniforms of Snow.
Emily.D

200 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:51:04pm

re: #181 buzzsawmonkey

LOL

He's from my hood, sad to say. Most of the locals don't give a d*mn about him. He was always a trouble maker, and apparently still is.

201 Nevergiveup  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:51:15pm

re: #192 twincitiesgirl

I want one of those for when my in laws visit.

/just kidding

I got 2 college age daughters. Am I going to be the dreaded in laws one day?

202 Russkilitlover  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:51:54pm

re: #170 Opinionated

DOW is down over 300.

When oh when will a network news anchor begin the program by mentioning that since Obama has been President the market is down 30%?

That is stunning! Especially when DOW down 20% is considered a crash.

203 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:51:59pm

Look at the bright side, if the market continues to fall we won't have any wealth left for Obama to spread to his supporters.

204 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:52:21pm

re: #187 Nevergiveup

Probably out right now. A lot of the police agencies don't want to mess with him so he gets a free pass much of the time.

205 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:52:32pm

re: #201 Nevergiveup

You can be the in-laws or the out-laws.

206 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:52:42pm

re: #194 vxbush

Damn!

207 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:52:49pm

re: #185 Ben Hur

Penn's Co-Star - Imbecile on Politics


Hap! I'm being kidnapped by Ben Richards!

Maria Conchita Alonso was certainly a honey back in the day.

(The word "conchita" can also be employed if a Spanish-speaking person ever asks you who is accompanying Tarzan.)

208 jorline  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:53:08pm

SlumDog Millionaires.

Egyptian president to open Gaza donors' conference

Mubarak will give a speech at the opening session of the Gaza donor's conference, calling for international efforts to raise funds for the rebuilding of Gaza battered by Israel's 22-day onslaught.

Representatives of more than 70 countries and regions as well as international organization gathered at the Egyptian resort to attend the meeting.

UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, Arab League Secretary General Amr Moussa, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas are expected to address the inaugural session.

According to UN reports, more than 14,000 homes, 68 government buildings, and 31 offices of nongovernmental organizations were destroyed during the recent Israeli attacks against Gaza.

Hillary better not spend any of our money...NONE!

209 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:53:11pm

re: #194 vxbush
Lord, what a story. Glad he's okay.

210 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:53:20pm

re: #201 Nevergiveup

I got 2 college age daughters. Am I going to be the dreaded in laws one day?

Yep.

I'm one already.

/

211 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:53:35pm

re: #189 formercorpsman

OT: If anyone has not had a chance to read the American Thinker article in the spin-off links, the strategy of the manufactured crisis, please do.

Obviously, we all come here, and all have the background of knowledge regarding some interests behind the scenes, but taking the time to read the consolidation of it, is pretty huge.

Seriously, take time to read if nothing more than to reacquaint yourself with it.


Where?

I don't see it.

212 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:53:46pm

re: #205 WriterMom

You can be the in-laws or the out-laws.

In the South, you can be the "Oh, Laws!"

213 chicagodudewhotrades  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:01pm

re: #184 Opinionated

i gonna have to do that too

214 Nevergiveup  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:04pm

when is this officially Obama's economy?

215 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:08pm

re: #202 Russkilitlover

That is stunning! Especially when DOW down 20% is considered a crash.

Everyone is so pissed at Bernie Madoff. Obama has made so much more wealth disappear.

216 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:31pm

re: #202 Russkilitlover

That is stunning! Especially when DOW down 20% is considered a crash.

This is no longer a crash. It is a long slow train wreck and the caboose hasn't even slowed down yet.

217 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:32pm

re: #194 vxbush

Criminy.

There are too many nuts in this world.

218 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:33pm

re: #214 Nevergiveup

when is this officially Obama's economy?

Duh, when it goes UP!

/

219 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:34pm

re: #45 buzzsawmonkey

Since you have a lawn gnome, tell me--what would you think of lawn gnomes designed to look like Osama Bin Laden?

I think I wouldn't want to have Bin Laden on my lawn.

220 Kragar  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:40pm

re: #214 Nevergiveup

when is this officially Obama's economy?

Jan 20th 2009

221 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:54:46pm

DOW 6766 with five minutes to go.

222 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:55:03pm

CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS!

Any gentiles wishing to donate blood for delightful Jewish Purim hamentaschen (children's blood best, adults will be accepted as well), please send me an e-mail.

///

223 yma o hyd  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:55:19pm

re: #194 vxbush

I'm so glad you co-worker will be ok.

As for his girlfriend - its a sad fact that more and more females are now using violence when they're drunk, be it in personal situations like that between your co-worker and his girlfriend, or when out in groups.

Trend of the times, sadly.

224 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:55:24pm

hahahaha

225 DaddyG  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:55:33pm

Who is the comedian who does the bit on crazy inlaws? Paraphrase: "If your significant others relatives are all lunatics and you think you are getting the good one (bwahahahaha) you just got yourself a time release capsule of crazy."

226 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:55:46pm

re: #214 Nevergiveup

when is this officially Obama's economy?

No earlier than 20 January 2017. Until then it is all Bush all the time.

227 snowcrash  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:56:10pm

re: #211 Ben Hur
It is under "politics" in the top rated link list and was submitted by kafir lover.

228 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:56:26pm

re: #222 WriterMom

CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS!

Any gentiles wishing to donate blood for delightful Jewish Purim hamentaschen (children's blood best, adults will be accepted as well), please send me an e-mail.

///

As a Vulcan, my blood is green, so that might not go over well. Unless you guys are planning some sort of March 17 "Shamrock" hamentaschen product tie-in.

229 TheMatrix31  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:56:33pm

re: #226 FurryOldGuyJeans

No earlier than 20 January 2017. Until then it is all Bush all the time.

2017 :(

230 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:56:37pm

re: #222 WriterMom

CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS!

Any gentiles wishing to donate blood for delightful Jewish Purim hamentaschen (children's blood best, adults will be accepted as well), please send me an e-mail.

///

Got mine already!

231 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:56:45pm

re: #226 FurryOldGuyJeans

No earlier than 20 January 2017. Until then it is all Bush all the time.

0bama presidency ends in 1420 days

232 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:56:45pm

re: #226 FurryOldGuyJeans

No earlier than 20 January 2017. Until then it is all Bush all the time.

Yeah, once you get married that slows way the hell down.

233 Kragar  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:56:48pm

Truman's motto "The buck stops here."

Barry's motto "Who the buck are you?"

234 twincitiesgirl  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:57:12pm

re: #201 Nevergiveup

I got 2 college age daughters. Am I going to be the dreaded in laws one day?

It all depends on you. I was referring to a certain sister-in-law on my husband's side of the family.

/keeping lips sealed tightly.....

235 Dianna  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:57:13pm

re: #172 Occasional Reader

"Angels" are actually extraterrestrial real estate agents, surveying the Earth for takeover once they've managed to induce us to kill ourselves off.

/hat tip: "James Tiptree, Jr."

"The Screw-Fly Solution."

236 DaddyG  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:57:22pm

re: #233 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Truman's motto "The buck stops here."

Barry's motto "Who the buck are you?"


Buck Up Sucka

237 astronmr20  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:57:29pm

re: #174 HoosierHoops

Whoa whoa whoa...That was over the line my friend..
He is not pimping out his little girl..She has talent and has made millions of dollars in the music industry..She has a pretty good head on her shoulders..
She is a natural for TV for teenyboppers and we should not begrudge her for being successful.

I don't begrudge her at all. But I do think her Dad is insane. Would you let your 15 year-old daughter date a 20 year-old?

If you think the Vanity Fair photos were un-intentional, you're nuts.

238 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:57:51pm
239 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:58:08pm

re: #230 Ben Hur

You are way, way too weird!

240 redstateredneck  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:58:11pm

re: #237 astronmr20

Would you let your 15 year-old daughter date a 20 year-old?


hell, no.

241 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:58:13pm

re: #229 TheMatrix31

FDR kept getting elected despite the economy. I expect nothing less from the Grifter in Chief.

242 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:58:19pm

re: #233 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Truman's motto "The buck stops here."

Barry's motto "Who the buck are you?"

I think it's:
"The buck doesn't even get here. It's Bush's fault."

243 Ben Hur  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:58:26pm

re: #227 snowcrash

It is under "politics" in the top rated link list and was submitted by kafir lover.


Thank you!

244 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:58:35pm

re: #225 DaddyG

Who is the comedian who does the bit on crazy inlaws? Paraphrase: "If your significant others relatives are all lunatics and you think you are getting the good one (bwahahahaha) you just got yourself a time release capsule of crazy."

Sounds like one of the guys on the Blue Collar Comedy tour.

245 DaddyG  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:58:45pm

re: #238 taxfreekiller
I was thinking about sending my resume to Obama but I don't owe any back taxes.

246 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:59:01pm

re: #228 Occasional Reader

Vulcan? Did you convert or something?

247 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:59:04pm

re: #98 Desert Dog

I married a filipina, her food preferences have me trying one disgusting thing after another. Anchovies are tame compared to some of the stuff that has ended up on my dinner plate.....

I'm jealous. Once had a student tell me, after winter break, that he spent Christmas with his grandparents and was forced to eat homemade Filipino food 'because there was nothing else to eat'. I told him that he had come to the wrong person for sympathy.

248 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:59:10pm

re: #211 Ben Hur

Sorry about that Ben.

[Link: www.americanthinker.com...]

249 Nevergiveup  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:59:23pm

re: #245 DaddyG

I was thinking about sending my resume to Obama but I don't owe any back taxes.

I know someone at the IRS. That can be arranged if your interested?
/

250 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:59:24pm

re: #244 CyanSnowHawk

Sounds like one of the guys on the Blue Collar Comedy tour.

Ron White.

251 TheMatrix31  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:59:45pm

re: #241 FurryOldGuyJeans

FDR kept getting elected despite the economy. I expect nothing less from the Grifter in Chief.

Thank God for term limits.

252 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 12:59:48pm

To do list:
Buy guns and ammo.
To consider list:
Sell...............

253 Shr_Nfr  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:20pm

WSj headline: Ron Kirk, Obama's pick for trade representative, owes $10,000 in back taxes, a Senate panel says.

He will fit in nicely.

254 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:23pm

re: #231 Harry Tuttle

0bama presidency ends in 1420 days

FDR kept getting elected despite the dismal economy. I won't count O out in 2012 until after the election, and even then have a jaundiced eye on look-out until after the Congressional certification.

255 Nevergiveup  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:26pm

re: #250 CyanSnowHawk

Ron White.

Used to play left field for the Yankees right?

256 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:40pm

OMG. Closed down 299.32. Well, at least it didn't close down 300.

/

257 vxbush  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:43pm

re: #223 yma o hyd

I'm so glad you co-worker will be ok.

As for his girlfriend - its a sad fact that more and more females are now using violence when they're drunk, be it in personal situations like that between your co-worker and his girlfriend, or when out in groups.

Trend of the times, sadly.

That's my impression as well....

258 Gus  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:46pm

The DOW has closed:

6,762.42
-300.51 (-4.25%)
Mar 2 - Close

259 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:48pm

re: #247 SanFranciscoZionist

It's tasty stuff, for sure. Most Asian cuisine is pretty darn good.

260 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:50pm

re: #237 astronmr20

I thought the Vanity Fair pictures were slutty and stupid and I lost all respect that I had for the entire family. The show was entertaining for kids-but I thought that was disgusting. Total, massive pimp-out.

261 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:53pm
262 debutaunt  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:00:57pm

re: #207 Occasional Reader

Maria Conchita Alonso was certainly a honey back in the day.

(The word "conchita" can also be employed if a Spanish-speaking person ever asks you who is accompanying Tarzan.)

You hate Chita!

263 Nevergiveup  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:01:16pm

re: #256 subsailor68

OMG. Closed down 299.32. Well, at least it didn't close down 300.

/

I got down 299.95

264 Gus  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:01:18pm

6,763.06
-299.87 (-4.25%)
Mar 2 - Close

265 DaddyG  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:01:20pm

re: #244 CyanSnowHawk

Sounds like one of the guys on the Blue Collar Comedy tour.


Nope. Skinny guy - did a special on Comedy Network about love.

266 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:01:24pm

re: #244 CyanSnowHawk

Sounds like one of the guys on the Blue Collar Comedy tour.

"I bought her 6 pairs of them edible underbritches...I ate 2 of 'em in the car on the way to her house."

267 Shr_Nfr  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:01:27pm

re: #238 taxfreekiller

Sorry, you beat me to it. Too much going on today.

268 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:01:33pm

re: #258 Gus 802

The DOW has closed:

6,762.42
-300.51 (-4.25%)
Mar 2 - Close

Just think what it would have been if Obama had held a press conference

269 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:01:40pm

re: #256 subsailor68

It did.

270 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:02:07pm

re: #269 Opinionated

Now it didn't. Still some final trades left.

271 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:02:39pm

re: #255 Nevergiveup

Used to play left field for the Yankees right?

Here's the BCCT.

272 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:02:50pm

re: #254 FurryOldGuyJeans

FDR kept getting elected despite the dismal economy. I won't count O out in 2012 until after the election, and even then have a jaundiced eye on look-out until after the Congressional certification.

True but until another election is in the can the number is 1420.

273 Russkilitlover  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:02:55pm

re: #256 subsailor68

re: #258 Gus 802

All right, folks, which is it?

274 Gus  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:03:01pm

re: #268 Desert Dog

Just think what it would have been if Obama had held a press conference

Probably -400? Or double.

Hope! Change!

275 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:03:01pm

re: #248 formercorpsman

Really interesting in the article (10 pages) is where they note Giuliani blaming Cloward Piven publicly for the welfare rolls in NYC.

276 imtoast  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:03:27pm

Do angels really have boobs?

277 Nevergiveup  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:03:46pm

Report: Obama Offers to Scrap Missile Shield If Russia Cooperates on Iran
President Obama wrote to Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to tell him Russia's aid in resolving the threat from Iran would make plans for a missile defense shield in Europe unnecessary, according to Russian news agencies.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Why would Russia fall for that, Obama has made it clear he is scrapping it anyway?

278 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:03:57pm

re: #270 Opinionated

Now it didn't. Still some final trades left.

Oh well. If it stays at 299.95 it hardly matters anyway.

:-(

279 Gus  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:04:03pm

re: #273 Russkilitlover

Might be some numbers still coming in.

Go here:

[Link: www.google.com...]

280 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:04:11pm

re: #273 Russkilitlover

re: #258 Gus 802

All right, folks, which is it?

-300.11

281 vxbush  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:04:21pm

re: #217 Occasional Reader

Criminy.

There are too many nuts in this world.

Well, my opinion is rather different....

I think we all have the capacity to go nuts and hurt someone, but most of us have received enough training in life skills to realize how stupid that is and how wrong it is. In my unprofessional opinion, it seems fewer people are receiving those life skills they need to realize they cannot control other people and must strive to do as little harm to others as possible, especially when things aren't going your way.

282 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:04:30pm

re: #235 Dianna

"The Screw-Fly Solution."

You have to admit, Part One of the plan seems to be on track, doesn't it?

283 Nevergiveup  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:04:37pm

re: #276 imtoast

Do angels really have boobs?

Charlie's did

284 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:04:44pm

re: #266 Harry Tuttle

"I bought her 6 pairs of them edible underbritches...I ate 2 of 'em in the car on the way to her house."

I laugh my ass off at Larry The Cable Guy.
Even more so because liberals hate him.

285 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:05:30pm
286 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:05:45pm

Looks like a market thread just opened up. Gotta go check that one out.

287 Opinionated  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:05:45pm

re: #280 Opinionated

-300.11

-299.64

288 Shr_Nfr  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:06:20pm

Final numbers:Dow 6761.81 -300.11 -4.22%
S&P 700.81 -34.20 -4.66%
NASD 1322.85 -54.99 -3.99%

289 brookly red  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:06:21pm

re: #222 WriterMom

CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS!

Any gentiles wishing to donate blood for delightful Jewish Purim hamentaschen (children's blood best, adults will be accepted as well), please send me an e-mail.

///

uhhh, actually I may need to sell mine... but I thought blood was for matzos anyway?

290 A Man for all Seasons  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:06:42pm

re: #237 astronmr20

I don't begrudge her at all. But I do think her Dad is insane. Would you let your 15 year-old daughter date a 20 year-old?

If you think the Vanity Fair photos were un-intentional, you're nuts.

Ok..I've never seen a link about her dating a 20 yr old.. I didn't agree with the photo shoot...There will be more mistakes in her Career. I see dad trying to guide his daughter..Not just pimp her out..She's on the Disney channel!
But that's not here nor there..Don't ever call me nuts again over my opinion.. K?

291 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:07:16pm
292 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:07:34pm

re: #230 Ben Hur

Get in my belly!

293 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:07:56pm

This has be a Socialist economy when people are "grateful" the Dow closed down less than 300 points.

294 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:08:45pm

re: #291 buzzsawmonkey

But he looks so much like a lawn gnome.

Gnome man is an island, entire of itself.

-John Donne

295 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:09:52pm

re: #286 subsailor68

Looks like a market thread just opened up. Gotta go check that one out.

Too depressing, I'm staying here.

296 subsailor68  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:10:26pm

re: #290 HoosierHoops

But that's not here nor there..Don't ever call me nuts again over my opinion.. K?

Why that's just plain crazy - at least in my opinion.

;-)

(ducks, covers, runs away, hides under house, keeps very, very quiet.)

297 jtisdel  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:11:11pm

re: #14 CyanSnowHawk

Don't blink.

That was my first thought too...
Creepy!

298 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:12:28pm

re: #281 vxbush

it seems fewer people are receiving those life skills they

I agree. But that makes them effectively nuts, if you understand my meaning.

299 Harry Tuttle  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:17:11pm

re: #284 CyanSnowHawk

I laugh my ass off at Larry The Cable Guy.
Even more so because liberals hate him.

I sincerely wish we had Larry as president.

And Ron White as VP:

I flew all the way from Flagstaff, Arizona to Phoenix, Arizona because my manager doesn't own a globe. We took off from the Flagstaff Airport, Hair Care and Tire Center there. The plane was really small, like a pack of gum with eight people in it, going (imitates sound of a tiny airplane) half the speed of smell. We got passed by a kite. There was a goose behind us, the pilot was screaming, "Go around! Go around!" On the way there, we lost some oil pressure in one of the engines, so we had to turn around. It's a 9-minute flight. Can't pull it off with this equipment. And they told us about it over the speaker system of the plane, which was stupid because they coulda just went (looks backward) "Hey, we lost some oil pressure." [gives a thumbs-up] Heard ya! Sure did. of course, I'd been drinking since lunch, so I was like "take it down, I don't care. Hit somethin' hard, I don't wanna limp away from this piece of shit." The guy sitting next to me is losing his mind. Apparently, he had a lot to live for. He turns to me, he says "Hey man! [gasps for air] Hey, man! Hey, man! [gasps for air] If one of these engines fails, [gasps for air] how far will the other one take us?" So I was like, "All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty handy, 'cause that's where we're headed. I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour! We're haulin ass!"

300 vxbush  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:20:15pm

re: #298 Occasional Reader

I agree. But that makes them effectively nuts, if you understand my meaning.

Ah, if that's your meaning, then yes, I concur.

301 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 1:23:18pm
302 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 2:00:34pm

I want a weeping angel for my yard.

(Those not in the know think that I want some pretty and innocent.)

303 Silvergirl  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 2:07:26pm

re: #80 buzzsawmonkey

"Hippie Chix" sounds like a snack food.

Made with Wheat, Rice, and Corn Chix? Good for the munchies.

304 Silvergirl  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 2:12:24pm

re: #45 buzzsawmonkey

Since you have a lawn gnome, tell me--what would you think of lawn gnomes designed to look like Osama Bin Laden?

You might end up under arrest. Somehow putting a black guy on your lawn would be construed to be too close to a lawn jockey, and therefore a hate crime. Count on it. Sheesh.

305 filbert23  Mon, Mar 2, 2009 3:29:33pm

beatific (adjective) definition:

1. making blissful or blessed
2. showing happiness or delight; blissful a beatific smile

306 po8crg  Tue, Mar 3, 2009 12:38:52am

Scary. Don't frighten me like that....

(has anyone else seen the Doctor Who episode "Blink")?


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