Speaking for the great white father in Washington and all the American people, let me say we respect you savages for your native ability to instantly adapt and survive in whatever Godforsaken wilderness we move you to.
— Firesign Theatre
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:09:57pm |
A HA … a new god-forsaken wilderness!
| 3 |
The Other Les Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:10:02pm |
The way things are going a godforsaken wilderness sounds pretty good.
| 4 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:10:53pm |
re: #1 Ward Cleaver
What are the odds on the weather staying like today thru September?
| 5 |
Ward Cleaver Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:11:07pm |
“The all-plastic braking system has raised eyebrows among surviving consumers.”
- i’m jackie stupid
| 6 |
brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:11:46pm |
HA! according to 0’s economics I paid for this comment back in 2016…
| 7 |
Ward Cleaver Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:12:06pm |
re: #4 pre-Boomer Marine brat
What are the odds on the weather staying like today thru September?
Somewhat more than 50-50 (it’s sunny and in the 60s here, was rainy the last few days).
| 8 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:12:56pm |
re: #7 Ward Cleaver
Somewhat more than 50-50 (it’s sunny and in the 60s here, was rainy the last few days).
gonna be 75 in ABQ aaaaall week….heh
| 9 |
Ward Cleaver Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:13:32pm |
Is there someplace where I can listen to the Firesign Theatre online?
| 10 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:13:48pm |
Sigh- another day of Drive thru happiness…//
| 11 |
simonml Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:13:50pm |
Speaking for the great white ebony father in Washington and all the American people, let me say we respect you savages for your native ability to instantly adapt and survive in whatever Godforsaken wilderness we move you to.
— Firesign Theatre
FIXED!
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:13:51pm |
Yeah, the rain was nice, but it’s “sunny and in the 60s” that I’m taking about. I’m enjoying it while I can.
| 13 |
redc1c4 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:14:07pm |
re: #3 The Other Les
The way things are going a godforsaken wilderness sounds pretty good.
too bad you won’t be able to buy any ammo to protect yourself in it…
Ear Leader has decided to restrict your supply
/linked to this story in the last thread
| 14 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:14:09pm |
re: #9 Ward Cleaver
Is there someplace where I can listen to the Firesign Theatre online?
how would we know?…we’re all bozos on this blog!
| 15 |
Empire1 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:14:12pm |
re: #3 The Other Les
The way things are going a godforsaken wilderness sounds pretty good.
Yes, it certainly does!
| 16 |
midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:15:16pm |
There are still many fields grown in Illinois every year.
| 17 |
simonml Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:16:29pm |
re: #16 midwestgak
There are still many fields grown in Illinois every year.
There’s a reason its called the Prairie State
| 18 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:16:58pm |
re: #16 midwestgak
There are still many fields grown in Illinois every year.
shitload of reefer there boys
| 19 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:17:12pm |
Anybody watch Beck today? Still doing his Howard Beale schtick?
| 21 |
opnion Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:18:17pm |
Just read a Letter to the Editor. The writer is really compalaing about the negative letters about Obama. He say’s that BHO is not being given a chance & no more iof those letters should be published, you know cause Obama is just cleaning up after Bush.
Hmmm, how much time did the Left give Bush? Actually none, they got on him about the Florida recount before he was actuallly declared the winner.
Then they went into “Selected not Elected”& it went down hill from there.
| 22 |
sattv4u2 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:18:25pm |
re: #9 Ward Cleaver
Is there someplace where I can listen to the Firesign Theatre online?
[Link: www.firesigntheatre.com…]
| 23 |
brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:19:05pm |
re: #9 Ward Cleaver
Is there someplace where I can listen to the Firesign Theatre online?
Sure, but I will need you credit card number first…
| 24 |
Ojoe Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:19:16pm |
re: #14 albusteve
My favorite is “Everything you know is wrong.”
| 25 |
sattv4u2 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:19:35pm |
re: #23 brookly red
Sure, but I will need you credit card number first…
He gets 2 ShamWows with that order also, no?
| 26 |
opnion Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:19:41pm |
re: #19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Anybody watch Beck today? Still doing his Howard Beale schtick?
He needs to man up & quit getting weepy on the air.
| 27 |
Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:19:53pm |
re: #22 sattv4u2
[Link: www.firesigntheatre.com…]
Is there someplace where I can listen to the Firesign Theatre online?
Really would have been funny if the URL would have been FiresignTheatreOnline.com
| 29 |
sattv4u2 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:20:21pm |
re: #27 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Really would have been funny if the URL would have been FiresignTheatreOnline.com
I treid that, it suggested the other!
| 30 |
rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:20:31pm |
Since tomorrow is St. Patrick’s day, here’s something to start off the festivities.
An Irish man is driving down to New York
and gets stopped for speeding.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the man’s breath
and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the man.
The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The man looks at the bottle and says,
“Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
| 31 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:21:13pm |
| 32 |
screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:22:00pm |
How about We the American People move Washington DC right out into the Atlantic.
| 33 |
brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:22:16pm |
re: #25 sattv4u2
He gets 2 ShamWows with that order also, no?
yeah, yeah what ever… you can even enter to win a dwarf & pliers set.
| 34 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:23:31pm |
re: #33 brookly red
yeah, yeah what ever… you can even enter to win a dwarf & pliers set.
just leave my beloved snuggi out of it…
| 35 |
jjmckay1216 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:23:55pm |
re: #21 opnion
Just read a Letter to the Editor. The writer is really compalaing about the negative letters about Obama. He say’s that BHO is not being given a chance & no more iof those letters should be published, you know cause Obama is just cleaning up after Bush.
Hmmm, how much time did the Left give Bush? Actually none, they got on him about the Florida recount before he was actuallly declared the winner.
Then they went into “Selected not Elected”& it went down hill from there.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
| 37 |
brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:24:22pm |
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sattv4u2 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:25:06pm |
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
“Hey, girls,” says the brunette one day, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss.
She quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.
In the morning, the brunette says: “That was fun, we should do it again sometime.”
“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught.”
| 39 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:25:16pm |
Billy Mays- ICan Health Care Commercial - For more funny movies, click here
Hope this works- this always makes me cringe…
| 40 |
wrenchwench Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:25:18pm |
Here are the latest instructions from Ear Leader*:
Organizing for America
Xxxxx —The current debate in Washington over President Obama’s budget has made one thing clear — ensuring our long-term prosperity won’t come without a fight.
Partisan voices and special interests are showing real resistance to President Obama’s call for making the necessary reforms and investments in energy, health care, and education. That’s why we need to bring the conversation back into homes and communities across America.
Last week, thousands of you pledged your support for the President’s economic plan and encouraged your friends and family to join you in a national display of support. Now I need you to take the next step.
This weekend, supporters like you are organizing Pledge Project Canvasses to talk to people in their communities about this plan and mobilize support in neighborhoods across the country.
Host or attend a Pledge Project Canvass in your neighborhood this weekend.
It’s absolutely crucial that Americans hear from you about this plan — we can’t leave this important debate up to a Washington establishment that doesn’t welcome change.
It’s up to you to show Washington that Americans are demanding this new direction and won’t stand on the sidelines while our country’s future is at stake.
On these canvasses, you’ll join fellow supporters in your community to:
* Talk with people about the President’s plan
* Ask them to sign their names to the pledge
* Provide information on how to contact and urge their elected representatives to support the planHost or attend a canvass this weekend:
[link disabled]
Nothing is more powerful than having people hear from ordinary Americans about the vision President Obama has laid out for our country. Join us this weekend.
Thanks,
Mitch
Mitch Stewart
Director
Organizing for America
* did you coin that, redc1c4? I love it!
| 41 |
simonml Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:25:23pm |
re: #34 DisturbedEma
just leave my beloved snuggi out of it…
I hate to break it to you, but a Snuggie™ is just a backwards robe.
| 42 |
Ojoe Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:25:28pm |
Firesign Theater ran a guy named “Papoon” for president under the slogan “not insane”.
| 43 |
Walter L. Newton Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:26:01pm |
re: #4 pre-Boomer Marine brat
What are the odds on the weather staying like today thru September?
I hope not. We didn’t have enough winter here along the foothills. I want more winter first. March is one of our snowiest months and we have only had a few dustings so far.
| 45 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:26:36pm |
re: #37 brookly red
Hey, I’m worken here…
:) my snuggi lets you keep your hands free to handle the important life things like the remote, and the phone, and allows you to hug your kids without freezing your ass off because you listened to what dear leaer said and turned your thermostat down…even if he did not…
| 46 |
rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:27:39pm |
re: #40 wrenchwench
Here are the latest instructions from Ear Leader*:
Thank goodness my neighbors out here in the boonies are all conservative.
| 47 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:27:50pm |
re: #41 simonml
I hate to break it to you, but a Snuggie™ is just a backwards robe.
la la la la not listening…la la la
| 48 |
Ojoe Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:27:59pm |
re: #44 buzzsawmonkey
He was virtual, before that was, & I think he drank nothing really. LOL. I still have a campaign button, “Papoon for president. Not Insane”
| 49 |
Kragar Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:28:53pm |
re: #48 Ojoe
He was virtual, before that was, & I think he drank nothing really. LOL. I still have a campaign button, “Papoon for president. Not Insane”
Cthulhu for President. Why settle for the lesser evil?
| 50 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:29:10pm |
re: #46 rightymouse
Thank goodness my neighbors out here in the boonies are all conservative.
heh…I surrounded by gun toten, flag wavin democrats out here…one thing tho they are not happy with BO
| 51 |
midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:29:21pm |
re: #48 Ojoe
He was virtual, before that was, & I think he drank nothing really. LOL. I still have a campaign button, “Papoon for president. Not Insane”
| 52 |
Burl Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:29:46pm |
This memo brought you by the department of redundancy department.
Pilamaya, pilamaya very much.
| 55 |
DaddyG Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:30:40pm |
Hey! I can post from my blackberry now. The commute just got more interesting. (Don’t panic I ride the bus)
| 56 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:30:44pm |
| 58 |
wrenchwench Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:32:04pm |
re: #55 DaddyG
Hey! I can post from my blackberry now. The commute just got more interesting. (Don’t panic I ride the bus)
Bozo.
| 59 |
brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:32:40pm |
re: #45 DisturbedEma
:) my snuggi lets you keep your hands free to handle the important life things like the remote, and the phone, and allows you to hug your kids without freezing your ass off because you listened to what dear leaer said and turned your thermostat down…even if he did not…
Well, is it not just like the dear freakin leader to stick his nose into a honest small business? Now about the credit card number?
| 60 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:32:47pm |
| 61 |
rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:33:09pm |
One more to get in the mood for St. Patrick’s day.
Several Irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer
and watching the brothel across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel,
and one of them said, “Aye, ‘tis a shame to see a man
of the cloth goin’ bad.”
Then they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel,
and the other Irishman said, “Aye, ‘tis a shame to
see one of the Lord’s chosen ones falling’ victim to temptation.”
Then they saw a Catholic priest enter the brothel,
and one of the Irishmen said, “What a terrible pity…
one of the girls must be quite ill..”
| 63 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:34:27pm |
re: #60 albusteve
read it…can’t stand the sight of that asshole….really becoming repugnant…
and the way he acts like he is the ONLY one who said it…ever…or that now because HE said it, it is true…grrrrrrr
| 65 |
Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:35:13pm |
re: #34 DisturbedEma
just leave my beloved snuggi out of it…
Lou Piniella’s Constant Snuggie Wearing Really Starting to Freak People Out
[Link: www.thecubsbrickyard.com…]
| 66 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:35:39pm |
re: #63 DisturbedEma
and the way he acts like he is the ONLY one who said it…ever…or that now because HE said it, it is true…grrrrrrr
and people suck it up like a slurpee…sometimes I wanna scream
| 68 |
UFO TOFU Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:36:23pm |
re: #60 albusteve
read it…can’t stand the sight of that asshole….really becoming repugnant…
Dude, let me pour you a drink; it’s going to be a long four years.
| 69 |
Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:36:57pm |
re: #47 DisturbedEma
la la la la not listening…la la la
Pop culture embraces the Snuggie
[Link: www.tucsoncitizen.com…]
| 70 |
screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:37:00pm |
re: #67 buzzsawmonkey
Isn’t a snuggie a cuddly straitjacket?
Buy 4 and they send you your own padded room?
| 71 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:37:03pm |
re: #67 buzzsawmonkey
Isn’t a snuggie a cuddly straitjacket?
yes, keeps me from losing my temper when reading about dear leader’s latest…
| 72 |
CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:37:33pm |
re: #67 buzzsawmonkey
Isn’t a snuggie a cuddly straitjacket?
Fetish wear is not cuddly!
What’s next, Hello Kitty latex wear?
| 73 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:38:06pm |
re: #68 UFO TOFU
Dude, let me pour you a drink; it’s going to be a long four years.
I’m hoping for a gargantuan mental breakdown or whatever….wheel the SOB out in a straightjacket….I want to witness HISTORY
| 74 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:38:24pm |
re: #66 albusteve
and people suck it up like a slurpee…sometimes I wanna scream
EEEEEEEEK, sometimes I just have to…especially after work…has it just always been that people think they can treat me like shit because I am at the drive thru? Were people always this bad?
| 75 |
brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:38:30pm |
re: #62 DisturbedEma
Look were are talkin quality here… do you wanna drive your kids over some unsafe asphalt or something?
| 76 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:38:55pm |
re: #72 CyanSnowHawk
Fetish wear is not cuddly!
What’s next, Hello Kitty latex wear?
hmmmm, an investment opportunity…
| 77 |
opnion Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:39:04pm |
I see that the Obama’s are now making their girls wait until after Spring Break to get a dog. That actually would be the perfect time get the dog since the kids would be out of school.
I bet it is because the Obama’s are just stressed and need a vacation.
You know the pressure form the 20 minute Oval Office meetings with the British PM , the Brazillian President & all of the Wednesday Night dinner parties.
| 79 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:39:38pm |
re: #75 brookly red
Look were are talkin quality here… do you wanna drive your kids over some unsafe asphalt or something?
the roads are replaced every year around here- whether they need it or not…
| 80 |
CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:40:13pm |
re: #69 Dustyvet
Pop culture embraces the Snuggie
[Link: www.tucsoncitizen.com…]
That reminds me, last Friday on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, he gave Snuggies to his audience, and the whole cast, crew, and guests were wearing them.
| 81 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:40:53pm |
re: #75 brookly red
Look were are talkin quality here… do you wanna drive your kids over some unsafe asphalt or something?
AND the unions here are locked up tight, no one will be getting in new, this will just spread the wealth to the same people in this town- ChiHellgo
| 82 |
brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:41:00pm |
re: #72 CyanSnowHawk
Fetish wear is not cuddly!
What’s next, Hello Kitty latex wear?
Well I am not sure if we make that in your size, but hey wouldn’t you rather buy American?
| 83 |
DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:41:44pm |
re: #80 CyanSnowHawk
That reminds me, last Friday on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, he gave Snuggies to his audience, and the whole cast, crew, and guests were wearing them.
huff- at least I got in on the ground floor…
| 84 |
Kragar Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:41:44pm |
re: #72 CyanSnowHawk
Fetish wear is not cuddly!
What’s next, Hello Kitty latex wear?
Well, there was this one place in Shinagawa….
| 85 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:41:54pm |
re: #74 DisturbedEma
EEEEEEEEK, sometimes I just have to…especially after work…has it just always been that people think they can treat me like shit because I am at the drive thru? Were people always this bad?
when they ever were to me they got it right back in their face…I will not tolerate rudeness…NM has the nicest people anywhere and most are very openly friendly…
| 86 |
Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:42:36pm |
“I’ve gained 20 pounds since I started using my Snuggie,”
| 87 |
CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:42:53pm |
re: #76 DisturbedEma
hmmmm, an investment opportunity…
That might work actually, the Japanese have some strange cultural weirdness, but I was hard pressed to come up with an example and Hello Kitty seemed cuddly enough.
| 88 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:43:25pm |
re: #78 buzzsawmonkey
You’re taking this much too harshly. He’s not going to get us all killed.
no…I’m starting to get wild eyed about this…this….our first mulatto president
| 89 |
Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:44:08pm |
The Fort Avenue Snuggie bar crawl recap
[Link: citythatbreeds.com…]
| 90 |
Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:44:58pm |
Wow….it’s not often I’m around on a midday open thread. This is so much different than the LNDT/LNJT in that I’m in a public place and I think having a 32oz Rum & Coke would be frowned upon….
| 91 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:44:59pm |
re: #77 opnion
I see that the Obama’s are now making their girls wait until after Spring Break to get a dog. That actually would be the perfect time get the dog since the kids would be out of school.
I bet it is because the Obama’s are just stressed and need a vacation.
You know the pressure form the 20 minute Oval Office meetings with the British PM , the Brazillian President & all of the Wednesday Night dinner parties.
skipping the Gridiron Dinner will give him an extra evening with the little brats
| 93 |
midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:45:44pm |
re: #80 CyanSnowHawk
That reminds me, last Friday on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, he gave Snuggies to his audience, and the whole cast, crew, and guests were wearing them.
Oh wait, you said Snuggie.
| 94 |
rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:45:51pm |
re: #89 Dustyvet
The Fort Avenue Snuggie bar crawl recap
[Link: citythatbreeds.com…]
That pic makes me proud to be a non-snuggie owner.
| 95 |
Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:46:16pm |
I am trying to intelligently design a recipe for Aztec chocolate chip cookies. I’ll let you know how things turn out.
| 96 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:46:17pm |
re: #90 Fenway_Nation
Wow….it’s not often I’m around on a midday open thread. This is so much different than the LNDT/LNJT in that I’m in a public place and I think having a 32oz Rum & Coke would be frowned upon….
not at all…and keep your hocky mask handy
| 97 |
UFO TOFU Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:46:24pm |
re: #89 Dustyvet
From that site:
RANDOM HILARIOUS STUFF THAT HAPPENED:
1. The arrival of Mr. Zink in his “SnugWow” - a Snuggie wrapped in Shamwows. We used him to mop up many spills.
| 98 |
brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:46:48pm |
re: #81 DisturbedEma
AND the unions here are locked up tight, no one will be getting in new, this will just spread the wealth to the same people in this town- ChiHellgo
Ahhhh, security… what more can yous ask form the governmint?
| 99 |
Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:46:58pm |
| 100 |
Emerald Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:47:18pm |
| 101 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:47:20pm |
| 102 |
Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:47:38pm |
re: #89 Dustyvet
The Fort Avenue Snuggie bar crawl recap
[Link: citythatbreeds.com…]
So it’s like a medical gown and is open in the back. I didn’t know that. So those idiots at the football game in the commercial would have been freezing their asses off.
| 103 |
opnion Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:48:08pm |
re: #91 albusteve
skipping the Gridiron Dinner will give him an extra evening with the little brats
He & his wife are torturing these kids over the dog. Just get the dog!
It’s not like tehy’ll actually take care of it, they have people.
Would that dog be a national hero or what if it bit michelle in that ample bootay? Gtrrrrr, good dog.
| 104 |
Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:48:09pm |
| 105 |
Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:48:21pm |
re: #96 albusteve
Hockey Goalie mask or catcher’s mask? It’s getting hard to tell the difference between the two these days.
/Someone was up late watching the WBC tripleheader
| 106 |
Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:49:01pm |
re: #103 opnion
He & his wife are torturing these kids over the dog. Just get the dog!
It’s not like tehy’ll actually take care of it, they have people.
Would that dog be a national hero or what if it bit michelle in that ample bootay? Gtrrrrr, good dog.
At least one presidential “photo op” dog has ended up living out his/her/its life at Camp David, which would actually not be a bad place for a dog to live.
| 107 |
deWildcats Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:49:09pm |
Give me immortality or give me death - I may have to buy that T-shirt
| 108 |
CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:49:09pm |
| 109 |
Killian Bundy Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:49:28pm |
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
MICHAEL Jackson will achieve his dream of immortality by being stuffed with plastic by Dr Death.
The King Of Pop, who calls himself Peter Pan, has had a string of cosmetic surgery ops to try to defy the ageing process.
But he is now preparing to strike the ultimate blow against death and decay by having his whole body “plastinated” by controversial doctor Gunther von Hagens.
/freaky is as freaky does
| 110 |
screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:49:33pm |
re: #102 Bloodnok
So it’s like a medical gown and is open in the back. I didn’t know that. So those idiots at the football game in the commercial would have been freezing their asses off.
Yep, means they were not smart enough to wear a coat.
| 112 |
rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:49:41pm |
re: #104 Dustyvet
Beware of the Snuggie monks!
That’s exactly what the guy in the orange/red(?) snuggie on TV looks like.
I’d probably trip and knock myself out wearing one of those silly things.
| 113 |
IslandLibertarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:49:42pm |
| 114 |
opnion Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:49:51pm |
re: #106 EmmmieG
At least one presidential “photo op” dog has ended up living out his/her/its life at Camp David, which would actually not be a bad place for a dog to live.
Probably a great place for a dog.
| 115 |
albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:50:07pm |
re: #105 Fenway_Nation
HockeyGoalie mask or catcher’s mask? It’s getting hard to tell the difference between the two these days./Someone was up late watching the WBC tripleheader
well I usually end up getting slapped around by somebody…but in my heart I know I don’t drive a Studabaker
| 117 |
CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:50:27pm |
re: #109 Killian Bundy
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
/freaky is as freaky does
He does know he has to be dead first, right?
| 120 |
Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:51:11pm |
re: #109 Killian Bundy
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
MICHAEL Jackson will achieve his dream of immortality by being stuffed with plastic by Dr Death.
Just that quote on its own gives a totally different impression…
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AuntAcid Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:51:16pm |
re: #71 DisturbedEma
yes, keeps me from losing my temper when reading about dear leader’s latest…
better that it limits collateral damage when you finally explode
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:51:55pm |
re: #117 CyanSnowHawk
More importantly, Doctor Death really knows how to tell if Michael is dead or not, right?
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:51:56pm |
re: #109 Killian Bundy
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
/freaky is as freaky does
Well once upon a time, Roy Rogers wanted to be stuffed and mounted on Trigger after his death.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:52:00pm |
re: #119 ArmyWife
Hi everyone! What’s shakin’?
Four cheeks and a couple of chins! How’s it goin’ wifey?
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:52:59pm |
re: #123 ArmyWife
More importantly, Doctor Death really knows how to tell if Michael is dead or not, right?
his skin will turn a pale grey
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:53:05pm |
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brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:53:46pm |
re: #113 IslandLibertarian
Not sure where this is made………….
Hello, please to make my day!
Why that is union made in the USA! the custom paint job, for that I can not speak…
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:53:53pm |
re: #125 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Good! Lot’s of houses lined up to see this weekend! A few new construction, a few established on a golf course and 1 on a lake.
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Killian Bundy Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:54:02pm |
Iraqi fan shoots, kills soccer player attempting tying goal in close game south of Baghdad
Police say an Iraqi soccer player has been shot dead just as he was about to kick what could have been the tying goal in a weekend game south of Baghdad.
Police Maj. Muthanna Khalid says a striker from the Buhairat amateur team was facing only the goalie during a Sunday match in Hillah when a supporter of the rival Sinjar club shot him in the head in the final minute of play.
/saved the shutout
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:54:02pm |
re: #109 Killian Bundy
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
/freaky is as freaky does
What a “Thriller.”
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:54:20pm |
re: #127 albusteve
This is what I was afraid of. It is that color now. Oh this could turn out very badly, I’m afraid.
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Russkilitlover Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:54:35pm |
re: #109 Killian Bundy
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
/freaky is as freaky does
Just saw the Body Works show at the SD Nat’l History Museum yesterday. It was absolutely, fascinating. Beautiful presentation, extremely informative, meticulous, and overall well done. Lots of families with kids in attendance.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:54:37pm |
re: #124 Dustyvet
Well once upon a time, Roy Rogers wanted to be stuffed and mounted on Trigger after his death.
they got Bullet too and Clara Belle….Gabby got away
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brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:54:52pm |
re: #120 Bloodnok
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
MICHAEL Jackson will achieve his dream of immortality by being stuffed with plastic by Dr Death.
Just that quote on its own gives a totally different impression…
Wahhh the last 15% ?
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:54:59pm |
re: #109 Killian Bundy
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
/freaky is as freaky does
I though his face was already plastic.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:55:28pm |
re: #130 ArmyWife
Cool! Some very nice areas.
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CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:55:44pm |
re: #130 ArmyWife
Good! Lot’s of houses lined up to see this weekend! A few new construction, a few established on a golf course and 1 on a lake.
Just one question. How come the main method of roofing next to golf courses is Spanish Tile? Tile which breaks easily when struck by a hard object, like for instance, a golf ball.
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:55:58pm |
re: #131 Killian Bundy
That’s one way to make sure you win…
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:56:05pm |
re: #109 Killian Bundy
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
/freaky is as freaky does
Wouldn’t it be cheaper if he went to a good psychiatrist and was locked up for a while doped up on neuroleptics, preferably in a padded cell?
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:56:11pm |
re: #133 ArmyWife
This is what I was afraid of. It is that color now. Oh this could turn out very badly, I’m afraid.
at least it will finally be over…I’m not feeling generous right now
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godfrey Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:56:25pm |
cause this is Filler!
Filler night
that (somethin somethin etc)
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:56:28pm |
re: #135 albusteve
they got Bullet too and Clara Belle….Gabby got away
We tried to stuff a jeep once in the Army…The Military Police where not happy about it.:)
/S
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:56:38pm |
I went for a hike today and I saw three dear, a chipmunk, a squirrel, and a lizard. If I hadn’t been watching my feet so much, I’d have seen the jackrabbit too.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:57:38pm |
re: #145 Dustyvet
We tried to stuff a jeep once in the Army…The Military Police where not happy about it.:)
/S
stuffed shirts eh?
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:57:46pm |
re: #142 rightymouse
Wouldn’t it be cheaper if he went to a good psychiatrist and was locked up for a while doped up on neuroleptics, preferably in a padded cell?
He couldn’t do his concert tour then. Many of the dates solt out in a matter of hours. He may a freak, but he’ll make more money this year than most of the lizard combined. Nice work if you can get it.
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:57:57pm |
re: #146 wrenchwench
I went for a hike today and I saw three dear, a chipmunk, a squirrel, and a lizard. If I hadn’t been watching my feet so much, I’d have seen the jackrabbit too.
I waved. You said nothing. *Harumph*
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:58:25pm |
re: #140 CyanSnowHawk
ummm..I’ve not seen spanish tile roofing on the houses I am looking at in VA. I will go with metal, however, should I ever be in need of replacing a roof. Had that in Texas, LOVED the sound of the rain on it, and it was really insulating.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:58:38pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:58:50pm |
re: #146 wrenchwench
I went for a hike today and I saw three dear, a chipmunk, a squirrel, and a lizard. If I hadn’t been watching my feet so much, I’d have seen the jackrabbit too.
Three dear what? Oh, deer. Sorry.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:59:03pm |
re: #146 wrenchwench
I went for a hike today and I saw three dear, a chipmunk, a squirrel, and a lizard. If I hadn’t been watching my feet so much, I’d have seen the jackrabbit too.
you can’t be living in NM then…there is no living creature except humans here
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IslandLibertarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:59:14pm |
Michael Jackson is not the first.
“HEWOOOOOO-HOO!”
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CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:59:37pm |
re: #146 wrenchwench
I went for a hike today and I saw three dear, a chipmunk, a squirrel, and a lizard. If I hadn’t been watching my feet so much, I’d have seen the jackrabbit too.
Was Dear Leader one of them?
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:59:42pm |
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steve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 3:59:52pm |
I would rather have a god-forsaken wilderness that a god-forsaken government.
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:00:53pm |
re: #155 albusteve
you can’t be living in NM then…there is no living creature except humans here
You must not get out much. We saw a bunch of javalina tracks, too.
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brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:00:59pm |
re: #142 rightymouse
Wouldn’t it be cheaper if he went to a good psychiatrist and was locked up for a while doped up on neuroleptics, preferably in a padded cell?
and exactly what do you have against a free market anyway?
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:01:03pm |
re: #155 albusteve
you can’t be living in NM then…there is no living creature except humans here
You call that living?
/ducks
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:01:53pm |
re: #149 Dark_Falcon
He couldn’t do his concert tour then. Many of the dates solt out in a matter of hours. He may a freak, but he’ll make more money this year than most of the lizard combined. Nice work if you can get it.
He also owes a ton of money.
And he’s mentally ill. At least that’s what his behaviors exhibit.
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redc1c4 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:02:05pm |
re: #40 wrenchwench
yes: it’s all mine. a LNDT inspiration….
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UncleRancher Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:02:25pm |
re: #131 Killian Bundy
Iraqi fan shoots, kills soccer player attempting tying goal in close game south of Baghdad
/saved the shutout
More Iraqis are turning out for sports events now that security is improving.
What security?
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:02:34pm |
News item: Woman shot by an arrow on the streest of NYC
[Link: www.foxnews.com…]
must…resist…jokes…about…naked…cowboy…
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:02:52pm |
re: #164 rightymouse
He also owes a ton of money.
And he’s mentally ill. At least that’s what his behaviors exhibit.
He’s upper class, so he’s allowed to be eccentric.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:03:08pm |
re: #126 buzzsawmonkey
Dale Evans was relieved.
When Roy made that comment while being interviewed with Dale Evens, her comment was “Isn’t going to happen”
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:03:25pm |
re: #145 Dustyvet
My cousin drove a tank off post. The MPs really weren’t happy. My Daddy (a COL) had to step in - he wasn’t happy either, though.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:03:26pm |
Opening scene in “The Last Boy Scout”. Nuff said.
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alegrias Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:03:52pm |
Instead of worrying about prospective White House dogs, what about all those poor black children in DC Obama’s sending back to the pound—those shitty public schools, worst in the nation but most expensive?
About 2,000 mostly black kids got to excape to decent charter schools using vouchers worth $7,500 versus nearly $24,000 public schools charge to line their teachers union’s pockets.
Sending poor kids back into educational ghettos is NOT CHANGE in DC.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:04:05pm |
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redc1c4 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:04:14pm |
re: #68 UFO TOFU
Dude, let me pour you a drink; it’s going to be a long four years.
just take the cap off and hand him the bottle: more efficient.
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CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:04:18pm |
re: #152 ArmyWife
ummm..I’ve not seen spanish tile roofing on the houses I am looking at in VA. I will go with metal, however, should I ever be in need of replacing a roof. Had that in Texas, LOVED the sound of the rain on it, and it was really insulating.
Living in SoCal, every golf course I see is surrounded by homes with red Spanish tile roofs. Mrs. Hawk was an insurance adjuster when we met, and had loads of fun explaining to homeowners that each hit was a claim, with its own deductible. They couldn’t wait until they had ten broken roof tiles and then make a single damage claim. Many unhappy homeowners.
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:04:53pm |
After the hike we stopped to pick up my friend’s 7 yr. old from school. Turns out her classroom has a pet frog named Obama.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:05:24pm |
re: #160 wrenchwench
You must not get out much. We saw a bunch of javalina tracks, too.
I get out all the time…it is very frustrating that I don’t see more game….I have seen just a few elk up north….quite a few antelope and some deer…I would love to see some javalia…I heard a lion one nite down near the Sacramentos…that was pretty cool….got the Stoeger out just in case he tried to mug me
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Emerald Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:05:26pm |
re: #109 Killian Bundy
JACKSON TO HAVE BODY STUFFED BY DOCTOR DEATH
/freaky is as freaky does
Will Jackson get a discount rate since he’s at least halfway there already?
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:05:56pm |
re: #162 brookly red
and exactly what do you have against a free market anyway?
I don’t having anything against the free market. The man needs help.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:06:11pm |
re: #170 ArmyWife
My cousin drove a tank off post. The MPs really weren’t happy. My Daddy (a COL) had to step in - he wasn’t happy either, though.
While I was an MP with the Minnesota National Guard, we had an M-113 APC taken from the Motor Pool and driven through a security fence at Camp Ripley Minnesota.
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redc1c4 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:06:23pm |
re: #90 Fenway_Nation
Wow….it’s not often I’m around on a midday open thread. This is so much different than the LNDT/LNJT in that I’m in a public place and I think having a 32oz Rum & Coke would be frowned upon….
i’ll drink it!
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:06:44pm |
re: #177 wrenchwench
Oh that makes me giggle. I don’t know why. I do have a BIG huge frog that lives in my garden pond by my deck that I want to relo with me (he’s lived with us 6 years, I made him a house. I HATE frogs, they scare me, but I’ve taken a liking to this guy). I think he shall be named Obama, too. Or Obama II.
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Emerald Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:07:11pm |
re: #111 midwestgak
Thanks Emerald. I needed a good laugh.
The very first time I saw the commercial, I thought the group on the bleachers looked like a cult, so I really enjoyed that parody when a friend sent it to me.
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:07:35pm |
re: #178 buzzsawmonkey
Michael Jackson is “upper class?” In what world? He was rich, for a while, but that’s not the same thing.
I know. I thought about that term when I wrote it. I wanted to say “he’s rich” but I know that’s not really the case anymore. So I went with “Upper class” considering his lifestyle and social circle. I guess I don’t know what to call it. I guess “famous” will have to do.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:08:02pm |
re: #185 ArmyWife
Oh that makes me giggle. I don’t know why. I do have a BIG huge frog that lives in my garden pond by my deck that I want to relo with me (he’s lived with us 6 years, I made him a house. I HATE frogs, they scare me, but I’ve taken a liking to this guy). I think he shall be named Obama, too. Or Obama II.
avoid man eating frogs at all costs and DO NOT build a house for them
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:08:02pm |
re: #179 albusteve
Well, I am in a more remote county. We have an average of 7 people per square mile.
got the Stoeger out just in case he tried to mug me
You sound like a city boy.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:08:06pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:08:08pm |
re: #177 wrenchwench
After the hike we stopped to pick up my friend’s 7 yr. old from school. Turns out her classroom has a pet frog named Obama.
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alegrias Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:08:13pm |
re: #181 godfrey
alegrias
Stop harshing our Obuzz.
* * *
Relax you pot smoking dope:
Remember, DC public schools are DRUG FREE & GUN free zones. Also, LEARNING-free but full of union apparatchiks who voted democrat.
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godfrey Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:08:17pm |
Is there an “upper class” in the US? It’s such a menagerie. “Upper income bracket” is more apt.
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redc1c4 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:08:21pm |
re: #124 Dustyvet
Well once upon a time, Roy Rogers wanted to be stuffed and mounted on Trigger after his death.
what’s the difference between Dale Evans and Trigger?
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:09:16pm |
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:09:23pm |
re: #190 wrenchwench
Well, I am in a more remote county. We have an average of 7 people per square mile.
You sound like a city boy.
what?…..Albuquerque is no city….maybe a town
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:09:42pm |
re: #189 albusteve
They are all man eating frogs, along with their evil, more evolved mafia cousins the Toads.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:09:58pm |
re: #195 redc1c4
what’s the difference between Dale Evans and Trigger?
No idea…:) waiting for your punch line…:)
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godfrey Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:10:08pm |
re: #193 alegrias
Whew for a minute there dude you were making sense!
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Aviator Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:10:22pm |
re: #124 Dustyvet
Well once upon a time, Roy Rogers wanted to be stuffed and mounted on Trigger after his death.
What does MJ want to mounted on?
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:11:08pm |
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CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:11:22pm |
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avanti Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:11:55pm |
re: #201 Aviator
What does MJ want to mounted on?
Not sure, but he showed up Walmart today because he heard boys pants were half off.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:12:18pm |
re: #198 ArmyWife
They are all man eating frogs, along with their evil, more evolved mafia cousins the Toads.
I was just thinking toads
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:12:32pm |
re: #201 Aviator
What does MJ want to mounted on?
What did Trigger say to Roy when they met in heaven?
“Well… that’s what happens when your best friend stuffs you and puts you on display instead of springing for a cemetery plot!”
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:12:33pm |
Man gets trapped in dog food silo in Lower Valley
EL PASO, Tx. - A 49-year-old man was trapped in a silo filled with dog food for about 30 minutes Monday morning, El Paso Fire Department officials said.
Eight fire units responded to the scene about 11:20 a.m. The man became trapped up to his shoulders while conducting maintenance on the silo in the 400 block of Inglewood in the Lower Valley, officials said.
The man was an employee for Pets Barn. Pets Barn employees tried to pull him out, but when were not able to, they called the Fire Department. A hole was cut on the side of the silo to allow some of the dog food to drain out.
The man was evaluated at the scene by fire medical personnel but he did not want to be transported to the hospital.
No injuries were reported.
Heh.
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redc1c4 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:12:45pm |
re: #199 Dustyvet
No idea…:) waiting for your punch line…:)
one was mounted, then stuffed.
the other was stuffed, then mounted.
/white smoke
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:12:52pm |
re: #198 ArmyWife
They are all man eating frogs, along with their evil, more evolved mafia cousins the Toads.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:13:29pm |
re: #208 redc1c4
one was mounted, then stuffed.
the other was stuffed, then mounted./white smoke
What was Roy Rogers best subject in school?
Triggernomitry..
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:13:43pm |
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redc1c4 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:15:03pm |
re: #210 Dustyvet
What was Roy Rogers best subject in school?
Triggernomitry..
speaking of which, i have to go see if i can get my math homew*rk puzzled out before HRH gets home….
catch everyone on the LNDT!
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brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:15:06pm |
re: #182 rightymouse
I don’t having anything against the free market. The man needs help.
help to be what?
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:15:08pm |
re: #211 albusteve
that is the worst…frog legs are awful
Never ate them. Anyone know what they taste like? Please don’t say they taste like chicken./
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:15:11pm |
re: #210 Dustyvet
What was Roy Rogers best subject in school?
Triggernomitry..
Are you just horsing around, or are we going to be saddled with another pun thread?
/blanket condemnation
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:16:08pm |
re: #215 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Are you just horsing around, or are we going to be saddled with another pun thread?
/blanket condemnation
Are you trying to stirrup some controversy?
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:16:14pm |
re: #215 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Are you just horsing around, or are we going to be saddled with another pun thread?
/blanket condemnation
/heh … trying to stirrup trouble
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:16:14pm |
re: #215 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Are you just horsing around, or are we going to be saddled with another pun thread?
/blanket condemnation
Don’t be a nag./
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:16:21pm |
re: #168 Bloodnok
He’s upper class, so he’s allowed to be eccentric.
Celebrity, perhaps.
And a sad freak show, eccentricities aside.
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:16:33pm |
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:16:35pm |
re: #215 pre-Boomer Marine brat
not very neighborly of you.
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brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:16:36pm |
re: #214 midwestgak
Never ate them. Anyone know what they taste like? Please don’t say they taste like chicken./
well yeah,
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:16:38pm |
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Spare O'Lake Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:17:02pm |
re: #189 albusteve
avoid man eating frogs at all costs and DO NOT build a house for them
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:17:23pm |
re: #215 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Are you just horsing around, or are we going to be saddled with another pun thread?
/blanket condemnation
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:17:26pm |
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:17:31pm |
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:18:05pm |
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:18:22pm |
re: #214 midwestgak
Never ate them. Anyone know what they taste like? Please don’t say they taste like chicken./
they have the strongest ‘fishy’ flavor of any food…so strong it repulses me
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:18:43pm |
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:18:49pm |
re: #214 midwestgak
Never ate them. Anyone know what they taste like? Please don’t say they taste like chicken./
But that’s exactly what they taste like. Fried, that is.
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:19:20pm |
re: #230 Bloodnok
now you are just trying to spur on controversy.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:19:36pm |
Froggy love daddy? Daddy love froggy.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:19:41pm |
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brookly red Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:19:52pm |
salmon, potatos w/no e, and string beans… every one has their price.
bbiab
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:20:20pm |
re: #232 ArmyWife
now you are just trying to spur on controversy.
Wait until FBV throws his girth into the fray!
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:20:55pm |
re: #226 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Did I just paint myself into a corner?
Hay, maybe I would. Wouldn’t be the first time I punned until I was horse, but I ain’t what I used to be. These puns are not my best and they may leave you colt.
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:20:58pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:21:23pm |
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:21:32pm |
re: #236 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Wait until FBV throws his girth into the fray!
I remember hearing about one horse that would only race in the dark - it was a real night mare. Be careful when making jokes about a race horse - you never know when they’ll take a fence.
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:21:58pm |
re: #233 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Froggy love daddy? Daddy love froggy.
I thought you were a vegetarian?
/frogs are yucky
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:22:09pm |
re: #232 ArmyWife
now you are just trying to spur on controversy.
I have to leave now. Please leave a message with my Secretariat 9 AM.
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:22:13pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:22:19pm |
re: #231 Soona’
But that’s exactly what they taste like. Fried, that is.
If you’ve eaten turtle, what does that taste like?
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:22:21pm |
re: #237 Dustyvet
Hay, maybe I would. Wouldn’t be the first time I punned until I was horse, but I ain’t what I used to be. These puns are not my best and they may leave you colt.
Mare inconvenience. Nothing to worry about.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:22:46pm |
re: #245 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Mare inconvenience. Nothing to worry about.
As long as someone doesn’t stirrup any trouble, I say we roan with it. Wouldn’t want to rein in the fun.
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Spare O'Lake Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:22:53pm |
re: #217 pre-Boomer Marine brat
/heh … trying to stirrup trouble
These puns are the mane reason I get aggravated around here.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:23:04pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:23:42pm |
re: #240 Dustyvet
I remember hearing about one horse that would only race in the dark - it was a real night mare. Be careful when making jokes about a race horse - you never know when they’ll take a fence.
The only way I take a fence is at the proper gait.
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:23:58pm |
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:24:14pm |
re: #243 Soona’
That’s what it tasted like to me. Almost the same texture too.
exact same looks and texture…I’ve eaten them in fine resturants and bopped my own and grilled em….fuckin yuck…way to fishy for me….a matter of taste I guess
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:24:36pm |
re: #248 Spare O’Lake
These puns are the mane reason I get aggravated around here.
you whinny some, you lose some. here’s hoping this doesn’t provoke the neigh-sayers.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:25:16pm |
re: #244 midwestgak
If you’ve eaten turtle, what does that taste like?
turtle is very tasty…excellent
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:25:19pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:25:22pm |
re: #254 Dustyvet
you whinny some, you lose some. here’s hoping this doesn’t provoke the neigh-sayers.
Yes, I’ve herd that there are some of those here.
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:25:37pm |
re: #248 Spare O’Lake
Sometimes peoples wit will stifle the less brave creatativity.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:25:53pm |
re: #254 Dustyvet
you whinny some, you lose some. here’s hoping this doesn’t provoke the neigh-sayers.
I’ll still be their palomino
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WhiteRasta Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:26:12pm |
While I don’t take any pleasure in someone losing their job, I’m relieved I don’t have to work with this psycho bastard ever again.
Good riddance, asshole.
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:26:16pm |
re: #254 Dustyvet
you whinny some, you lose some. here’s hoping this doesn’t provoke the neigh-sayers.
…or the neighbors.
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:26:21pm |
re: #254 Dustyvet
you whinny some, you lose some. here’s hoping this doesn’t provoke the neigh-sayers.
Wise man say the fruit will only fall from the tree when the appaloosa.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:26:32pm |
A White House aide tells POLITICO44 that Obama (O’Bama?) will be hosting a big St. Patrick’s day bash at the White House …
… Tuesday night. On the guest list: Irish American lawmakers and other Irish Americans.
Just think how money the Obama is saving now that Ted is on the wagon?
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steve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:26:51pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:27:02pm |
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:27:11pm |
re: #259 albusteve
I’ll still be their palomino
I hoof seen some in the group bucking the trend and showing unbridled delight in punning until they’re un-stable. I commend you all on a stallion-t effort!
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:27:26pm |
re: #264 Nevergiveup
A White House aide tells POLITICO44 that Obama (O’Bama?) will be hosting a big St. Patrick’s day bash at the White House …
… Tuesday night. On the guest list: Irish American lawmakers and other Irish Americans.
Just think how money the Obama is saving now that Ted is on the wagon?
Tomorrow, will he be “O’Bama”?
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:27:39pm |
re: #256 midwestgak
I ate opossum once and then immediately fell asleep./
Anyway, everyone just thought you were asleep.
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:27:42pm |
re: #263 Bloodnok
Wise man say the fruit will only fall from the tree when the appaloosa.
Bay no attention to it.
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:27:43pm |
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Killgore Trout Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:27:58pm |
Still looking for a part time job. Duck herding looks like fun…..
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:28:02pm |
re: #270 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Tomorrow, will he be “O’Bama”?
Maybe, but for the rest of us it will still be O’Shit!
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:28:15pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:28:39pm |
re: #263 Bloodnok
Wise man say the fruit will only fall from the tree when the appaloosa.
heh … I’ve been wracking by brain trying to come with something to use that in!
up-ding!
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:29:01pm |
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Spare O'Lake Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:29:03pm |
re: #254 Dustyvet
you whinny some, you lose some. here’s hoping this doesn’t provoke the neigh-sayers.
I think some gallup thread may have started this silliness.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:29:04pm |
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:29:50pm |
re: #281 Spare O’Lake
I think some gallup thread may have started this silliness.
I can’t make heads or tails of this thread anymore. Whinny you guys gonna stop?
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:30:07pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:30:13pm |
re: #260 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Don’t come unglued.
If that’s meant to be part of the horse thread, Render should have posted it.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:30:31pm |
re: #283 Dustyvet
I can’t make heads or tails of this thread anymore. Whinny you guys gonna stop?
when they jump in the pinto and ride away
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:30:38pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:31:18pm |
re: #283 Dustyvet
I can’t make heads or tails of this thread anymore. Whinny you guys gonna stop?
You stud, you.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:31:19pm |
re: #285 pre-Boomer Marine brat
If that’s meant to be part of the horse thread, Render should have posted it.
Maybe you’re pasture prime. Maybe you’re pasture prime.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:31:20pm |
re: #283 Dustyvet
I can’t make heads or tails of this thread anymore. Whinny you guys gonna stop?
All that glitters is not geld.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:31:34pm |
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:31:40pm |
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:31:56pm |
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:32:45pm |
re: #290 Dustyvet
Maybe you’re pasture prime. Maybe you’re pasture prime.
Have you ever heard of Turettes syndrome?/
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:33:12pm |
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:33:14pm |
Did you hear the one about the baby seal who walks into a club?
*rimshot*
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WhiteRasta Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:33:35pm |
re: #266 ArmyWife
I have worked with this raving psycho, lunatic for the last couple of years and they finally fired him today.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:33:37pm |
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:33:52pm |
re: #297 midwestgak
Have you ever heard of Turettes syndrome?/
if you have it you quickly fall asleep after eating possum
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:33:57pm |
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:34:09pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
Kucinich needs to get laid.
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:34:24pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
I guess Kucinich gave up investigating UFO’s.
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steve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:34:38pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
I’ll take mine in a size 9 with 1 diamond and 2 rubies.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:34:51pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
Tin foil hats…get your tin foil hats…
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:34:57pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
Wouldn’t they have taken out Kucinich?
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:34:59pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
While Soldiers, Sailors, and Marines are fighting in G-D forsaken places all over the Globe, that is what our Politicians and Media are wasting their time on?
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:35:03pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
I wish he would go on an extended UFO cruise.
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:35:13pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:35:30pm |
re: #290 Dustyvet
Maybe you’re pasture prime. Maybe you’re pasture prime.
If you keep Arabian like that, you’re gonna get Morgan you bargained for!
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:35:35pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
Kucinich needs a dose of anti-psychotics and some time in a quiet, padded room.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:35:54pm |
re: #300 WhiteRasta
I have worked with this raving psycho, lunatic for the last couple of years and they finally fired him today.
Yeah? Like all around raving?
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:35:58pm |
Dang, there has been an explosion at a business in Pasadena. Am listening to the police scanner now. Two casualties and I believe it was at a diaper service. Nothing on the news yet.
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:36:04pm |
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CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:36:13pm |
re: #296 ArmyWife
Speaking of crazy people:
Kucinich wants House to investigate assassination rings
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich wants the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate allegations by investigative reporter Seymour Hersh that the White House operated an ‘executive assassination ring’ during the presidency of George W. Bush.
Can someone just tell him it’s a movie?
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:36:22pm |
re: #313 Dark_Falcon
Kucinich needs a dose of anti-psychotics and some time in a quiet, padded room.
Wrapped in wet sheets…
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:36:30pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:36:49pm |
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:37:02pm |
re: #316 Dark_Falcon
EWWWW!
What about Maxine? Or hell, why be hetro only- many many MANY nut jobs to choose from…
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:37:18pm |
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:37:29pm |
re: #300 WhiteRasta
I know you don’t want anyone to lose their job, but sometimes people raise their hands to be let go.
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WhiteRasta Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:37:46pm |
re: #314 DisturbedEma
Buggy-eyed, flecks of foam at the corners of his mouth, carpet-biting, eyes rolling up in his head kinda guy.
And he’d go off at the drop of a hat.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:37:48pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:37:59pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:38:02pm |
re: #315 Pvt Bin Jammin
Dang, there has been an explosion at a business in Pasadena. Am listening to the police scanner now. Two casualties and I believe it was at a diaper service. Nothing on the news yet.
Having changed my share of diapers, I’d say there’s nothing surprising about that.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:38:07pm |
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:38:17pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:38:59pm |
re: #328 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Was busy trying to word-smith that. Therefore, I am impressed.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:39:14pm |
North Carolina, Pittsburgh, Louisville and Connecticut share a No. 1 seeding in the NCAA tournament. Their graduation rates have less in common.
[Link: sports.espn.go.com…]
The numbers ranged from 86 percent at North Carolina to 33 percent at UConn
Go UNC!
Seven teams had a 100 percent graduation rate: Binghamton, Florida State, Marquette, Robert Morris, Utah State, Wake Forest and Western Kentucky.
My daughter goes to Binghamton.
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:39:42pm |
re: #308 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Which is proof positive their little theory here is fundamentally flawed. We may be “evil rethuglicans” but we wish harm on no one. A concept so foreign to these kooks because wishing harm is what they do best.
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:39:46pm |
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:39:52pm |
re: #321 DisturbedEma
What about Maxine? Or hell, why be hetro only- many many MANY nut jobs to choose from…
The problem would be any children resulting from such a hookup. They’d be so crazy they’d be born wearing a straightjacket.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:39:59pm |
re: #324 WhiteRasta
Buggy-eyed, flecks of foam at the corners of his mouth, carpet-biting, eyes rolling up in his head kinda guy.
And he’d go off at the drop of a hat.
shudder- yeah, we had one of those as well- he had a tick- if you ever saw Harry Potter and the GOF- the tongue flick and the eye twitch- he fell in love with one of the mail room gals- poor little thing was so freaked out- a kid, and he was pushing 50…he was retired, with full pension…
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:40:34pm |
re: #333 Nevergiveup
I seem to remember Arkansas at like 18% a few years back….
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:40:50pm |
re: #328 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Having changed my share of diapers, I’d say there’s nothing surprising about that.
All that methane, perhaps.. though I really doubt it.
They just found some kind of a tank that blew across the street and a few feet further.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:40:50pm |
re: #330 Lizard by the Bay
Strangely, that’s not worse…
Oh, HELL no- I could not imagine the…no, I am NOT gonna go there!
| 341 |
Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:40:55pm |
re: #334 ArmyWife
Which is proof positive their little theory here is fundamentally flawed. We may be “evil rethuglicans” but we wish harm on no one. A concept so foreign to these kooks because wishing harm is what they do best.
Well…..almost no one.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:41:06pm |
re: #332 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Was busy trying to word-smith that. Therefore, I am impressed.
My ex and I used cloth diapers.
A diaper pail is a prime candidate to be a Superfund site.
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Aviator Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:41:12pm |
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:41:19pm |
re: #338 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I seem to remember Arkansas at like 18% a few years back….
Remind me now ain’t that Bill Clinton’s State?
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:41:31pm |
re: #335 screaming_eagle
Ha. See, I wasn’t the one that mentioned Mr Fwank.
Elmer, is that you? (Not original, I know, but it’s still funny each time I picture it.
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:41:39pm |
re: #304 Soona’
His wife is beautiful. This is one of those big mysteries in life.
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goddessoftheclassroom Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:41:42pm |
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:41:49pm |
re: #336 Dark_Falcon
The problem would be any children resulting from such a hookup. They’d be so crazy they’d be born wearing a straightjacket.
ok, back to Pelosi and her dried shriveled botoxed eggs…for you FBV, all you baby:)
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:42:14pm |
re: #345 midwestgak
Ha. See, I wasn’t the one that mentioned Mr Fwank.
Elmer, is that you? (Not original, I know, but it’s still funny each time I picture it.
These days he sounds more like Sylvester.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:42:17pm |
re: #333 Nevergiveup
Thanks for that link.
Hey! Somebody make sure Hoosier sees this. He’ll be interested.
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WhiteRasta Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:42:23pm |
re: #337 DisturbedEma
The list of people who flat-out refused to work with him kept getting longer and longer.
They gave him all the rope needed for him to be able to hang himself….
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:42:33pm |
re: #346 ArmyWife
His wife is beautiful. This is one of those big mysteries in life.
[Link: www.walkblackforest.org…]
looks like she’s made outa fiberglass….
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ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:42:33pm |
re: #341 Soona’
No one but frogs and toads. They should all die. Except the one in my back yard. He lives. The rest? Goners.
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:42:50pm |
re: #340 DisturbedEma
Oh, HELL no- I could not imagine the…no, I am NOT gonna go there!
I didn’t say it was better, I’m just saying, considering Pelosi, it just doesn’t manage to rise the the level of worse. I mean, once you get to the “visions of hell” level of visual unpleasantness, there are few real differences.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:43:20pm |
re: #339 Pvt Bin Jammin
All that methane, perhaps.. though I really doubt it.
They just found some kind of a tank that blew across the street and a few feet further.
Could have been a problem with a compressed gas tank’s valve/regulator.
Didn’t have to be anything inherently explosive.
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CyanSnowHawk Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:43:45pm |
re: #342 pre-Boomer Marine brat
My ex and I used cloth diapers.
A diaper pail is a prime candidate to be a Superfund site.
I use cloth diapers, bought just before my son was born.
They do a great job of cleaning windows. Never were worth a damn at their intended purpose. Always used Huggies for that.
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:43:51pm |
re: #346 ArmyWife
His wife is beautiful. This is one of those big mysteries in life.
[Link: www.walkblackforest.org…]
W-W-WOW!
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:43:59pm |
re: #351 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Thanks for that link.
Hey! Somebody make sure Hoosier sees this. He’ll be interested.
I’m here Bro..Back in a few
| 361 |
rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:44:08pm |
re: #304 Soona’
Kucinich needs to get laid.
He has a nice looking wife. Of course, she is much taller than him.
/never mind…
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:44:17pm |
re: #348 DisturbedEma
ok, back to Pelosi and her dried shriveled botoxed eggs…for you FBV, all you baby:)
*hands to mouth, running to toilet*
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:44:43pm |
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unreconstructed rebel Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:44:44pm |
What an appropriate quote for the times we are living in.
Godforsaken wilderness, indeed.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:45:02pm |
re: #355 Lizard by the Bay
I didn’t say it was better, I’m just saying, considering Pelosi, it just doesn’t manage to rise the the level of worse. I mean, once you get to the “visions of hell” level of visual unpleasantness, there are few real differences.
Call me Mulder, Nanc…let me hear you wail like a Romulan…oh 2 to beam up…
sorry, you are sort of right, but for me any way you do it, ewww
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:45:06pm |
re: #350 Bloodnok
These days he sounds more like Sylvester.
Bawny’s been working really hard to sound the way he does.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:45:49pm |
re: #362 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
*hands to mouth, running to toilet*
Sorry…I just love you and your sassy sense of humor!
| 368 |
Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:45:53pm |
Obama: Yeah, We Might Try And Get Insurance Companies To Cough Up Money For Treatment Of Vets
[Link: ace.mu.nu…]
It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”
“despicable case of breaking the faith with those who have served”
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:45:53pm |
re: #356 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Could have been a problem with a compressed gas tank’s valve/regulator.
Didn’t have to be anything inherently explosive.
Could be. What a shame. I don’t think foul play is expected. They said no thanks to the bomb squad.
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:45:59pm |
re: #342 pre-Boomer Marine brat
A diaper pail is a prime candidate to be a Superfund site.
You owe me a new keyboard AND monitor. Bwahahahahahaha!
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:46:09pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:46:24pm |
The five lowest rates were at Cal State Northridge (8 percent), Maryland (10 percent), Portland State (17 percent), Arizona (20 percent) and Clemson (29 percent).
How are these schools allowed to compete?
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:46:43pm |
re: #366 Soona’
Bawny’s been working really hard to sound the way he does.
Yeh , He doesn’t wike wewarding bwad behawior.
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:47:02pm |
re: #353 albusteve
looks like she’s made outa fiberglass….
I’m a big believer in “better living through plastics”.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:47:17pm |
re: #372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
How are these schools allowed to compete?
AH, they WON. This is America after all?
/
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:47:19pm |
re: #372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
How are these schools allowed to compete?
NCAA is not about education bro….it’s about profit
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unreconstructed rebel Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:47:26pm |
re: #372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
How are these schools allowed to compete?
It’s called the teachers’ union.
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InfidelTexan Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:47:27pm |
I used to watch this play for a buck at the Rome Inn in Austin back in ‘74 or so:
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:47:32pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:47:45pm |
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:48:24pm |
re: #374 Soona’
I’m a big believer in “better living through plastics”.
cool…you should check out what the Japanese have in store for you!…
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InfidelTexan Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:49:04pm |
re: #378 InfidelTexan
I used to watch this guy play for a buck at the Rome Inn in Austin back in ‘74 or so:
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:49:05pm |
re: #368 Nevergiveup
Obama: Yeah, We Might Try And Get Insurance Companies To Cough Up Money For Treatment Of Vets
[Link: ace.mu.nu…]
It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”
“despicable case of breaking the faith with those who have served”
Congrads to your Daughter’s College playing Duke Thursday at Greensboro.
I hope Duke folds like a lawn chair..Whoops! Did I say that?
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:49:11pm |
re: #360 ploome hineni
Don’t post links to Jihadwatch. That’s Robert Spencer’s site, and me should be giving that asshole any traffic. Also, Charles doesn’t like it.
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:49:17pm |
So, a baby seal goes into a bar. The Barman says “What’ll it be?”.
The seal replies, “Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks.”
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alegrias Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:49:47pm |
Pelosi shouldn’t be flying in Military planes now that Bush’s Wars are over.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:50:11pm |
re: #386 HoosierHoops
Congrads to your Daughter’s College playing Duke Thursday at Greensboro.
I hope Duke folds like a lawn chair..Whoops! Did I say that?
Thanks but it would be one of the biggest upsets of all time. Still they are all excited up there.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:50:35pm |
re: #357 CyanSnowHawk
I use cloth diapers, bought just before my son was born.
They do a great job of cleaning windows. Never were worth a damn at their intended purpose. Always used Huggies for that.
Cloth is less expensive, and besides … now, at my age, I’m fully trained for the onset of incontinence.
/just waiting for the cat-calls to begin … :D
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:50:45pm |
re: #380 ArmyWife
This one is funny.
[Link: blog.washingtonpost.com…]
a little…little?
She’s also the perfect dance partner.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:50:45pm |
re: #389 alegrias
Pelosi shouldn’t be flying in Military planes now that Bush’s Wars are over.
agreed…she should be in a jail cell somewhere…thinking Ft Leavenworth
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:51:01pm |
re: #389 alegrias
Pelosi shouldn’t be flying in Military planes now that Bush’s Wars are over.
yeah, let her requisition a unicorn like the rest of us…
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:52:01pm |
re: #386 HoosierHoops
Hoosier…I was surprised that MD only graduates 10%. I expected more from Gary Williams.
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:52:20pm |
re: #392 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Cloth is less expensive, and besides … now, at my age, I’m fully trained for the onset of incontinence.
/just waiting for the cat-calls to begin … :D
OMG LOL
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:52:27pm |
re: #372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
How are these schools allowed to compete?
For the bigger schools that rate can be deceptive as a lot of players go pro after 2-3 years. It’s not necessarily reflective of the students themselves.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:52:35pm |
UN expert: N. Korea commits widespread torture
[Link: www.ynetnews.com…]
And how much of OUR money did they use to figure that one out?
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:53:08pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:53:21pm |
re: #388 Lizard by the Bay
So, a baby seal goes into a bar. The Barman says “What’ll it be?”.
The seal replies, “Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks.”
A dog walks into a bar and demands service. He becomes unruley and creates a stir. The bartender pulls out a gun and shots the dog in the foot.
A few months later the same dog walks into the bar and demands, “I wanna talk to the man who shot my paw.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:53:43pm |
re: #392 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Cloth is less expensive, and besides … now, at my age, I’m fully trained for the onset of incontinence.
/just waiting for the cat-calls to begin … :D
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:53:55pm |
re: #391 Nevergiveup
Thanks but it would be one of the biggest upsets of all time. Still they are all excited up there.
maybe..But a number 15 beats a #2 every year or so…I’m cheering Binghamton on Thursday and talking you guys up..
Forget Duke..Those guys need to be brought down a peg! whoops I said it again!
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Dark_Falcon Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:54:03pm |
re: #387 Dark_Falcon
Don’t post links to Jihadwatch. That’s Robert Spencer’s site, and we should not be giving that asshole any traffic. Also, Charles doesn’t like it.
PIMF
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:54:29pm |
re: #388 Lizard by the Bay
So, a baby seal goes into a bar. The Barman says “What’ll it be?”.
The seal replies, “Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks.”
Are we gonna get pelted with these?
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:54:37pm |
re: #401 midwestgak
A dog walks into a bar and demands service. He becomes unruley and creates a stir. The bartender pulls out a gun and shots the dog in the foot.
A few months later the same dog walks into the bar and demands, “I wanna talk to the man who shot my paw.
shoots, shoots the dog. seesh.
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goddessoftheclassroom Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:54:40pm |
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unreconstructed rebel Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:54:40pm |
re: #389 alegrias
Pelosi shouldn’t be flying in Military planes now that Bush’s Wars are over.
Too bad the kami-kaze crowd wasn’t flyin’ for us when she was aboard.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:54:41pm |
re: #398 Bloodnok
For the bigger schools that rate can be deceptive as a lot of players go pro after 2-3 years. It’s not necessarily reflective of the students themselves.
Still you tend to see kids still spent 4 years at certain schools, like Duke or UNC.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:54:56pm |
re: #398 Bloodnok
I do not think so. I think a bunch become academically ineligible and just wash out. Very few players (statistically irrelevant) go pro early and leave.
I could be wrong.
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monkeytime Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:56:11pm |
re: #361 rightymouse
He has a nice looking wife. Of course, she is much taller than him.
/never mind…
maybe she’s a dude.
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:56:47pm |
Finally found some news in re the explosion but details are sketchy:
[Link: www.ask.com…]
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:57:38pm |
A man was standing next to his broken snowmobile when a passing Eskimo offered to help him. The Eskimo looked at the engine, then looked at the man and proclaimed, “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.” The man began to furiously scrub his mustache and shouted back, “No, no, I swear it’s just ice!”
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Jetpilot1101 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:58:01pm |
OT: If this has been posted before, I apologize but this is near and dear to my heart. It looks like Obama is going to go ahead with a plan to charge veterans for care. I am not allowed to write what I really think of our president but I think you can all figure it out.
F him.
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:58:06pm |
re: #396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Hoosier…I was surprised that MD only graduates 10%. I expected more from Gary Williams.
Md has put a lot of kids in the pro’s..here..Europe..every where..
If my kid has a chance for a multimillion dollar contract and doesn’t take it? I’m flushing his head down a sink…Those kids aren’t dumb..neither are their parents…You take the money…
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:58:17pm |
re: #411 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I do not think so. I think a bunch become academically ineligible and just wash out. Very few players (statistically irrelevant) go pro early and leave.
I could be wrong.
That’s a good point about the Academically Ineligible players.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:58:29pm |
re: #414 Lizard by the Bay
A man was standing next to his broken snowmobile when a passing Eskimo offered to help him. The Eskimo looked at the engine, then looked at the man and proclaimed, “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.” The man began to furiously scrub his mustache and shouted back, “No, no, I swear it’s just ice!”
that.was.AWESOME!
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:59:00pm |
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 4:59:06pm |
re: #408 goddessoftheclassroom
LOL!
I want one o’ those!
BTW, was thinking about emailing — how’s the “situation” going?
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:00:38pm |
re: #415 Jetpilot1101
OT: If this has been posted before, I apologize but this is near and dear to my heart. It looks like Obama is going to go ahead with a plan to charge veterans for care. I am not allowed to write what I really think of our president but I think you can all figure it out.
F him.
As long as your not wearing your uniform, go ahead and tell us.
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:00:46pm |
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goddessoftheclassroom Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:00:47pm |
re: #420 pre-Boomer Marine brat
LOL!
I want one o’ those!BTW, was thinking about emailing — how’s the “situation” going?
No new news. Thanks for asking!
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:01:00pm |
Well, I’ve exhausted my supply of seal jokes, and my sea lion ones aren’t too funny. I’m currently working on some walrus material…
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:01:06pm |
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monkeytime Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:01:36pm |
re: #415 Jetpilot1101
OT: If this has been posted before, I apologize but this is near and dear to my heart. It looks like Obama is going to go ahead with a plan to charge veterans for care. I am not allowed to write what I really think of our president but I think you can all figure it out.
F him.
I sent this to one of my military sons the other day and told him to send it to anyone of his service buddies who voted for Obama because he was for the “little guy”.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:01:56pm |
re: #426 HoosierHoops
So It’s Babies causing global warming?
Clever…:)
Well the hippies are telling us it is babies and cows causing all the trouble?
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unreconstructed rebel Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:02:02pm |
re: #415 Jetpilot1101
OT: If this has been posted before, I apologize but this is near and dear to my heart. It looks like Obama is going to go ahead with a plan to charge veterans for care. I am not allowed to write what I really think of our president but I think you can all figure it out.
That’ll teach ‘em to serve their country!
/sarc
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Ojoe Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:02:15pm |
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:02:18pm |
re: #427 monkeytime
I sent this to one of my military sons the other day and told him to send it to anyone of his service buddies who voted for Obama because he was for the “little guy”.
If he fucks with my boys when they get home…oy GEVALT!
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:02:45pm |
re: #413 Pvt Bin Jammin
Finally found some news in re the explosion but details are sketchy:
[Link: www.ask.com…]
Catering truck and severe burns would indicate propane.
The photo seems to be of a laundry truck, probably damaged in the blast.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:03:00pm |
re: #429 unreconstructed rebel
That’ll teach ‘em to serve their country!
/sarc
sigh, so true, even though you were sarc-ing it…
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:03:07pm |
re: #425 Lizard by the Bay
Well, I’ve exhausted my supply of seal jokes, and my sea lion ones aren’t too funny. I’m currently working on some walrus material…
What do Tupper Ware salesmen and sea lions have in common.
They both like tight seals.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:03:18pm |
re: #415 Jetpilot1101
OT: If this has been posted before, I apologize but this is near and dear to my heart. It looks like Obama is going to go ahead with a plan to charge veterans for care. I am not allowed to write what I really think of our president but I think you can all figure it out.
F him.
I post this just earlier:
Obama: Yeah, We Might Try And Get Insurance Companies To Cough Up Money For Treatment Of Vets
[Link: ace.mu.nu…]
It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”
“despicable case of breaking the faith with those who have served”
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Ojoe Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:03:48pm |
Now the Pasadena story says a “roach coach” exploded (catering truck).
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:03:52pm |
re: #435 Nevergiveup
hope this goes out and becomes viral…
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:03:59pm |
re: #430 Ojoe
Every time you breath out you add CO2 to the atmosphere.
Tisk tisk.
I try to do my part..I hold my breathe every chance I get..
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monkeytime Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:04:33pm |
re: #431 DisturbedEma
If he fucks with my boys when they get home…oy GEVALT!
I’m with you. If one of my boys get’s hurt over there and this is what they come home to? Hell to the no sister.
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:04:40pm |
re: #438 HoosierHoops
I try to do my part..I hold my breathe every chance I get..
been backsliding on that since dear leader was elected- not holding it on anything…
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Jetpilot1101 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:05:02pm |
re: #422 Nevergiveup
As long as your not wearing your uniform, go ahead and tell us.
Obama knows that the military doesn’t support him and he won’t get many votes from them at all. I think its his way of tossing us under the bus for having the audacity to not fall at his feet and worship him as our emperor. He can screw the military 9 ways to Sunday and it costs him very little politically. What an a—hole.
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:05:15pm |
re: #428 Nevergiveup
Well the hippies are telling us it is babies and cows causing all the trouble?
Well, the hippies do admonish us all about becoming non-breeding vegetarians. Not a stretch, really.
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:05:25pm |
re: #432 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Catering truck and severe burns would indicate propane.
The photo seems to be of a laundry truck, probably damaged in the blast.
At this point it’s hard to figure out whether it was actually caused by the catering truck or something inside the diaper place. Either way, it’s terrible. One of the injured was inside the building and one was in the alley outside, according to the scanner. They are still not letting Channel 4 in there to talk to the firemen, etc.
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pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:05:26pm |
re: #424 goddessoftheclassroom
No new news. Thanks for asking!
I’ve been thinking about it.
Sounds like someone whose soul is so involved that he can’t “let go”.
//just my ignorant opinion, based on nothing but appearances
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monkeytime Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:05:30pm |
re: #435 Nevergiveup
I post this just earlier:
Obama: Yeah, We Might Try And Get Insurance Companies To Cough Up Money For Treatment Of Vets
[Link: ace.mu.nu…]
It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”
“despicable case of breaking the faith with those who have served”
That link isn’t coming through - do you have it?
| 446 |
Ojoe Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:05:43pm |
re: #435 Nevergiveup
Now that plan is a huge insult. If true, it will backfire on the O bigtime.
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steve Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:05:46pm |
re: #423 Pvt Bin Jammin
Yep.
Hope those two burned folks make it. How horrible.
If it was a catering truck, most likely propane. Just happy that it was not in a crowd. I hope the two recover soon.
| 448 |
ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:05:58pm |
re: #415 Jetpilot1101
I was just finishing my post on this . Damn disgusting.
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UncleRancher Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:06:28pm |
re: #414 Lizard by the Bay
A man was standing next to his broken snowmobile when a passing Eskimo offered to help him. The Eskimo looked at the engine, then looked at the man and proclaimed, “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.” The man began to furiously scrub his mustache and shouted back, “No, no, I swear it’s just ice!”
| 452 |
goddessoftheclassroom Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:07:26pm |
re: #444 pre-Boomer Marine brat
I’ve been thinking about it.
Sounds like someone whose soul is so involved that he can’t “let go”.
//just my ignorant opinion, based on nothing but appearances
{pre-Boomer Marine brat}
| 453 |
ArmyWife Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:07:26pm |
re: #438 HoosierHoops
[Link: icanhascheezburger.com…]
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:07:34pm |
re: #446 Ojoe
Now that plan is a huge insult. If true, it will backfire on the O bigtime.
I think so, I can’t believe he would actually go forward with such a plan, but time will tell.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:08:37pm |
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Lizard by the Bay Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:08:48pm |
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goddessoftheclassroom Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:08:57pm |
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rightymouse Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:09:10pm |
re: #412 monkeytime
maybe she’s a dude.
Pretty sure she’s a she. But it could have been one of those ‘fast-track’ greencard to citizenship thingies.
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Soona' Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:10:03pm |
re: #454 Nevergiveup
I think so, I can’t believe he would actually go forward with such a plan, but time will tell.
If it does, it’ll be just another nail in the dem’s 2010/2012 coffin.
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:10:46pm |
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Pvt Bin Jammin Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:12:32pm |
ABC says a linen truck was being filled with natural gas:
[Link: abclocal.go.com…]
| 463 |
pre-Boomer Marine brat Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:14:11pm |
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:14:19pm |
re: #454 Nevergiveup
I think so, I can’t believe he would actually go forward with such a plan, but time will tell.
True that- but to even do this- when he is calling the system currently broken, but yet, he wants to send vets there to get care…
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DisturbedEma Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:14:55pm |
re: #460 Soona’
If it does, it’ll be just another nail in the dem’s 2010/2012 coffin.
Your mouth to G-d’s ear…
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:17:49pm |
re: #389 alegrias
Pelosi shouldn’t be flying in Military planes now that Bush’s Wars are over.
Aww come on she deserves no less then 5 “Immelmann turns” by a Military Pilot….:)
/S
| 467 |
TedStriker Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:23:10pm |
re: #197 albusteve
what?…..Albuquerque is no city….maybe a town
I’d say ABQ is a city….it’s spread out and larger than what I consider a town, plus one hell of a view with the Sandia Mountains right there.
If I ever have the chance, I’d love to live in NM, especially near the mountains. I’m a Tennessean through and through, but I’ve been to Philmont Scout Ranch in Cimarron three times since 1993 and I love it out there.
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Dustyvet Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:24:18pm |
re: #466 Dustyvet
Aww come on she deserves no less then 5 “Immelmann turns” by a Military Pilot….:)
/S
And one trip out of the aircraft in the ejection seat…
/S
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The Pulchritudinous Patriot Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:52:14pm |
Hi all! Guess what? I am now blocked from LGF at work…boo hiss..on the grounds that LGF is a policital blog.
I didn’t think to check if HuffPo or Kos is blocked, but I will tomorrow. If not, I’m gonna be pitching a hissy!
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filbert23 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 5:55:50pm |
Way back in the dim mists of time - about 450 posts ago - the question was put forth “where can I listen to Firesign Theater online”. Their website was given. I wanted to to add that YouTube has some also, including some videos.
Just thought you might like to know :)
| 472 |
mikalm Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:02:30pm |
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and asks, “Why the long face”?
| 473 |
mikalm Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:05:38pm |
A priest, a rabbi and a polar bear walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this — a joke?”
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filbert23 Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:30:59pm |
re: #249 Nevergiveup
How do you clean a turtle?
Lift up his tail and wipe his ass!
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