The Door Opens

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Registration is open for a limited time.

Read all the rules before you register, and commit them to memory. The short version:

  • Don’t register with a proxy.
  • Don’t register with a throwaway email address.
  • Don’t register more than one account at a time.
  • Don’t be a jerk.
  • Don’t be a troll.
  • Do play nice.

And then everything will be groovy.

UPDATE at 3/16/09 7:04:21 pm:

Now closed. Hatchling rate: 73 per hour.

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1066 comments
1 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:07:14pm

Welcome, hatchlings!

2 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:07:59pm

Youtube Video

Don’t be shy now!

;-)

3 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:08:01pm

Quick! Release the hounds!

4 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:08:16pm

Let the fun and games begin … :)

5 livefreeor die  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:08:22pm

Welcome.
Please make sure the ice does not water down my rum and cola.

6 Racer X  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:08:29pm

…and to those of you who voted for Obama:

You owe us all an apology!

7 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:08:34pm

re: #3 rwmofo

Quick! Release the hounds!

Yes, Mr. Burns. :D

8 CapeCoddah  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:08:35pm

Welcome hatchlings!

9 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:09:18pm
10 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:10:38pm

Welcome newbies..don’t t be shy!

11 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:10:43pm

re: #9 Iron Fist

Fresh meat!

Hah! See #2

12 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:10:47pm

Keep an eye on that guy who looks like Begala.

13 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:11:03pm

“The Door Opens”

that’s ok, it’s stopped raining here….but make sure the screen door is closed.
’ Mosquitoes are a drag.

14 jaunte  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:11:12pm

Welcome, newlizards. Your assignment is to pass along your favorite depression-era recipe to reine de tout.

15 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:11:14pm

Hellloooooooooooooo Speak up!

16 Xplodeit  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:11:40pm

Welcome Hatchlings. Where are you (State , city)?

17 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:11:45pm

Come on down!

18 Boxy_brown  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:12:03pm

re: #6 Racer X


…and to those of you who voted for Obama:

You owe us all an apology!

And about 2 trillion dollars and counting.

19 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:12:13pm

Must still be getting their little lizard lungs to work.

20 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:12:16pm

It’s a kinda shy bunch today.

21 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:12:41pm

re: #14 jaunte

Welcome, newlizards. Your assignment is to pass along your favorite depression-era recipe to reine de tout.

We have a full section on armadillo and turnip casserole, so don’t bother with any more of that one.

22 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:12:43pm

Hurry up! Catching an open registration here is harder than finding an honest person in the Obama administration.

23 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:12:51pm

There is no room for shy here.

24 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:13:02pm

re: #20 rwmofo

They’re usually pretty shy. They won’t show up till about comment #50 or so.

25 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:13:05pm

re: #19 UberInfidel67

Must still be getting their little lizard lungs to work.

..or picking shell bits out of lil belly buttons…

26 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:13:44pm

re: #25 Wishing
Yeah, that too. I forgot about that part ; )

27 SpaceJesus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:13:44pm

if you have any questions about the finer points of contemporary politics, ethics or littlegreenfootballs in general, you need only ask me nicely, and I will bestow my wisdom to you new people.

28 Beller0ph1  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:04pm

And a jolly welcome to all the new hatchlings. Play nice with the other lizards! Act like humans and we’ll all get along fine. How’s that for a dichotomy?

29 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:05pm
30 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:20pm

What he means to say is that he can teach you to be an asshole.

31 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:22pm

*groan*

32 Spare O'Lake  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:26pm
33 HelloDare  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:30pm

Newbies. Please wipe your feet before entering. Thank you.

34 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:38pm

The hatchlings who brought beer can get in the VIP line.

35 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:48pm

re: #22 Emerald

Hurry up! Catching an open registration here is harder than finding an honest person in the Obama administration.

Don’t know if it’s that hard … I mean can you even find one in the current administration.

36 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:52pm

re: #29 Iron Fist
Mine is running fine. Might just be you.

37 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:55pm

As with all hatchlings, beware of circling seagulls on your run for the safety of the sea, (and the troll club)

38 aviw17  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:14:58pm

you have NO IDEA how long i’ve been waiting to catch the open door…

39 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:15:00pm

re: #16 Xplodeit

Welcome Hatchlings. Where are you (State , city)?

HI!

Utter, Confusion.

40 Racer X  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:15:11pm

re: #24 Killgore Trout

They’re usually pretty shy. They won’t show up till about comment #50 or so.

I got five bucks on #72.

41 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:15:13pm
42 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:15:30pm

re: #38 aviw17

you have NO IDEA how long i’ve been waiting to catch the open door…

Got one!

43 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:15:55pm

It’s your time to graduate from lurking to posting. Welcome.

44 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:15:59pm
45 motionview  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:03pm

Charles,

You always give a count of how many hatchlings you are letting in. I’m a little curious as to how many people get the heave-ho per month?

46 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:10pm

re: #27 spacejesus

if you have any questions about the finer points of contemporary politics, ethics or littlegreenfootballs in general, you need only ask me nicely, and I will bestow my wisdom to you new people.

Don’t pay attention to this troll. We’re still fattening him up before feasting on his gamey buttocks.

BTW, did anyone send the troll recipe to reine?

47 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:15pm

re: #38 aviw17

Welcome!

48 Racer X  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:19pm

re: #38 aviw17

Welcome!

Now fetch me a beer.

49 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:22pm

re: #38 aviw17
Welcome! So what’s on your mind tonite?

50 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:35pm

re: #40 Racer X

I got five bucks on #72.

Ok I’ll take 175.

51 HoosierHoops  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:39pm

re: #43 midwestgak

It’s your time to graduate from lurking to posting. Welcome.

Good evening! hope you are well…

52 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:41pm

re: #44 Iron Fist
I live to serve. lol

53 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:16:42pm

re: #42 rwmofo

Got one!


Leave it, its mine! {smack}

54 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:17:01pm

re: #46 Kosh’s Shadow

Don’t pay attention to this troll. We’re still fattening him up before feasting on his gamey buttocks.

BTW, did anyone send the troll recipe to reine?

Just put a little hot sauce on him it.

55 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:17:03pm

re: #40 Racer X

I got five bucks on #72.

Ooh, too bad doc.

/

#38

56 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:17:04pm

re: #38 aviw17

you have NO IDEA how long i’ve been waiting to catch the open door…


Oh, and welcome……….

57 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:17:29pm

re: #51 HoosierHoops
Good evening to you too H2

58 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:17:34pm

re: #35 Mirage

Don’t know if it’s that hard … I mean can you even find one in the current administration.


I meant to have an “almost” in my comment. It took me ages to catch an open registration, but I did get in. I don’t think they’ll have an honest Obama official.

59 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:17:38pm

Hi!
*looking around for new faces*

60 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:18:02pm

re: #55 OldLineTexan

Ooh, too bad doc.

/

#38

oops…my 175 is for the wipe-out.

61 bcgirl  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:18:20pm

Hello to all new and old! new sign i saw on the side of the road here in the biggest little city in the world “Welcome to Socialism” so far it is still there! newbies, welcome in from the paraelle unibamaverse

62 Timbre  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:18:38pm

Go Binghamton Bearcats! Win the NCAA Tourney!

63 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:18:51pm

I have to go, BBIAW

64 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:18:53pm

Hello all hatchlings! Welcome!

If by any chance any of you are here to do the Lord’s work in promoting intelligent design, there is a lovely thread downstairs!

////////

Seriously though, I lurked for about three years before I finally was able to sign in. I am glad you were all of you were on when this was open.

65 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:18:59pm

re: #58 Emerald

I meant to have an “almost” in my comment. It took me ages to catch an open registration, but I did get in. I don’t think they’ll have an honest Obama official.

I have to admit I’d be curious to see if anyone can name one … any takers?

66 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:19:15pm

re: #62 Timbre
Tiiiimmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

/just wanted to say that.

67 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:19:15pm

re: #38 aviw17

you have NO IDEA how long i’ve been waiting to catch the open door…

Welcome newbie.

68 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:19:39pm

re: #65 Mirage

I have to admit I’d be curious to see if anyone can name one … any takers?

Well, there is Robert Gates.

69 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:20:02pm

re: #62 Timbre

Go Binghamton Bearcats! Win the NCAA Tourney!

I’m cheering for Farmer’s University of Central Kansas!

Good old FU!

/Froth, O mighty wombats, froth!

70 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:20:03pm

Quick question. You only have 3 seconds to get the right answer.

In a single elimination tournament with 64 teams how many total games are played.

Easy. 63. One loser per game.

71 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:20:28pm

re: #51 HoosierHoops

Good evening! hope you are well…

Hey {Hoosier}. Good to see you! I am well.

72 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:20:41pm

re: #68 Dark_Falcon
He is a left over. The O-man didn’t use his mad skillz and appoint him. He don’t count

73 aviw17  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:20:46pm

the problem was that i use google reader so it only updates when i refresh it. i should have changed to a streaming rss reader i suppose. no joke i’ve read every article on this site for atleast a year and a half and never caught the door before it ‘slams shut’.
I’m finally IN!

74 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:21:23pm

re: #58 Emerald

I meant to have an “almost” in my comment. It took me ages to catch an open registration, but I did get in. I don’t think they’ll have an honest Obama official.

Usually when Biden is saying stupid stuff—which is about as often as Michael Moore going back for seconds—he’s actually being honest.

75 UberInfidel67  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:21:33pm

re: #73 aviw17
Patience young one….patience.

76 HelloDare  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:21:38pm

re: #70 Mich-again

Quick question. You only have 3 seconds to get the right answer.

In a single elimination tournament with 64 teams how many total games are played.

Easy. 63. One loser per game.

You forgot about the game to determine who came in 3rd and 4th.

77 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:21:41pm

re: #73 aviw17

Congratulations!

78 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:22:15pm

re: #73 aviw17

the problem was that i use google reader so it only updates when i refresh it. i should have changed to a streaming rss reader i suppose. no joke i’ve read every article on this site for atleast a year and a half and never caught the door before it ‘slams shut’.
I’m finally IN!

you didn’t really say that did you?

79 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:22:15pm

re: #73 aviw17

the problem was that i use google reader so it only updates when i refresh it. i should have changed to a streaming rss reader i suppose. no joke i’ve read every article on this site for atleast a year and a half and never caught the door before it ‘slams shut’.
I’m finally IN!

That is dedication! We are all glad you made it!
Now, would you mind fetching us all refreshments please. I am on Cafe latte, please.

80 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:22:16pm

re: #65 Mirage

I have to admit I’d be curious to see if anyone can name one … any takers?

Well, 0 himself told us stright up what he wanted to do… (spits) does that count?

81 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:22:38pm

re: #76 HelloDare

You forgot about the game to determine who came in 3rd and 4th.

That wouldn’t be a single elimination tournament.

82 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:22:50pm

re: #68 Dark_Falcon

Well, there is Robert Gates.

I’d have to say he’s a holdover from the previous administration so doesn’t count.

83 jamgarr  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:23:05pm

Welcome … welcome, come into the light.

84 Dar ul Harbarian  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:23:16pm

On Drudge:

Pelosi asks Holder to bend the law to support her hometown propagandists newspaper.


In a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder, released by Pelosi’s office late Monday, the San Francisco Democrat asked the department to weigh the public benefit of saving The Chronicle and other papers from closure against the agency’s antitrust mission to guard against anti-competitive behavior.

85 AlexRogan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:23:27pm

re: #41 Iron Fist

Yeah, hatchlings, remember that Spacejesus is a Master debator. Something like that…

I thought SpaceJesus (among others) just engaged in mental masturbation…

/just sayin’ ;-P

86 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:23:54pm

It’s been 18 minutes. There’s gotta be more than one.

87 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:24:05pm

re: #82 Mirage

I’d have to say he’s a holdover from the previous administration so doesn’t count.

Fair enough.

88 Alcove-One  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:24:23pm

I’m in! Thanks Charles!

89 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:24:25pm

if I could register again my first post would be….”what a fucking dump!…I’m here to kick ass and take names!…where are your women!”….something like that

90 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:24:46pm

re: #80 brookly red

Well, 0 himself told us stright up what he wanted to do… (spits) does that count?

He did, but still dissembles on a daily basis so can’t really count him.

91 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:24:48pm

re: #81 Mich-again


re: #76 HelloDare

You forgot about the game to determine who came in 3rd and 4th.

That wouldn’t be a single elimination tournament.

Oh no - not another single elimination tournament thread! This is gonna get ugly…
/

92 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:24:58pm

re: #88 Alcove-One

I’m in! Thanks Charles!

Welcome aboard. Read all the instructions, be mindful of your elders, all will be fine.

93 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:25:11pm

re: #85 talon_262

I thought SpaceJesus (among others) just engaged in mental masturbation…

/just sayin’ ;-P

Just onanistic rhetorical tendencies.

94 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:25:28pm

re: #88 Alcove-One

I’m in! Thanks Charles!

Welcome. First round is on you. I need a Ginger Ale.

95 HoosierHoops  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:25:54pm

re: #57 UberInfidel67

Good evening to you too H2

Hi…Sombody asked upthread about how many lizards get the boot per month..
Maybe there is like a class 5 banning..The one where the lizard cry’s and says i can’t take it any more charles..and pleads for the End..cracks me up..
Then there is the class 4 banning..somewhere around the thousands of sockputtet’s of thecutestguy.
class 3: The I want to ride a nuclear missle to {insert country here} and blow everybody up
Class 2.. Anything bad said about any race at any time..ever!

96 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:25:58pm

re: #86 rwmofo

It’s probably intimidating, with all the threats of being eaten and demands for refreshments.

(I like iced tea, no lemon, extra ice.)

97 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:26:05pm

re: #88 Alcove-One

I’m in! Thanks Charles!

Did you bring beer or pizza? There’s a bonus for bringing both.

98 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:26:07pm

re: #84 Dar ul Harbarian

On Drudge:

Pelosi asks Holder to bend the law to support her hometown propagandists newspaper.

I saw that. Another potential bailout this time for a failing newspaper that should go under adhering to free market rules. Now we have Pelosi talking about providing Federal life support for a newspaper in her own district. They’re hopeless.

99 Alcove-One  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:26:38pm

Hachling is hatching.

100 aviw17  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:27:26pm

I’m from melbourne, australia by the way. I was recently, and could be again in the near future, living in Vienna and Israel. I’m guessing there’s quiet a few people here from australia right?

101 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:27:50pm

re: #91 Killer Tomato

Oh no - not another single elimination tournament thread!

Yeah I got yer # 1 seed right heah!

102 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:28:22pm

re: #100 aviw17

I’m from melbourne, australia by the way. I was recently, and could be again in the near future, living in Vienna and Israel. I’m guessing there’s quiet a few people here from australia right?

Do you currently have Fosters in the fridge?

103 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:28:35pm

re: #100 aviw17

I’m from melbourne, australia by the way. I was recently, and could be again in the near future, living in Vienna and Israel. I’m guessing there’s quiet a few people here from australia right?

We got a few from down under, both Kiwi’s and Aussie’s!

104 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:28:40pm

I’M Viking09!…you cant STOP me, you can only hope to CONTAIN ME!

105 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:00pm

re: #89 albusteve

if I could register again my first post would be….”what a fucking dump!…I’m here to kick ass and take names!…where are your women!”….something like that

….”so, you’d like to kick the wimmin’s ass first, eh tough guy?”

/and that’s what I would have posted back atcha!

106 Charles Johnson  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:01pm

Lizard influx currently at 34…

107 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:03pm
108 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:07pm

re: #102 rwmofo

Do you currently have Fosters in the fridge?

If you do, I’m thirsty!

109 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:23pm

re: #102 rwmofo

I picked one up just before. A big old can of Fosters.

110 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:27pm

re: #102 rwmofo

Do you currently have Fosters in the fridge?

Foster’s is Australian for Budweiser.

111 bcgirl  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:31pm

hey now the newly unemployed and soon to be homless will need thost newspapers to use as blankets and fire logs and to build shelters from, princess pelosie is just connectinwith her base
///only sort of

re: #98 Gus 802

I saw that. Another potential bailout this time for a failing newspaper that should go under adhering to free market rules. Now we have Pelosi talking about providing Federal life support for a newspaper in her own district. They’re hopeless.

112 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:41pm

Who likes the Dixie Chicks?

113 jaunte  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:29:49pm

Don’t worry about saying something smart; just look at this. You’re bound to do better.

114 Daddy-O  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:30:03pm

Woo-HOO!

115 Vinnieg  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:30:14pm

I’m in! Finally caught one.

116 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:30:24pm

re: #109 Gus 802


A big old can of Fosters.

I’ve seen them in the cooler at the party store. Foster’s Larger. No doubt its larger. Its like a 2 pint can!

117 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:30:40pm

re: #114 Daddy-O

Woo-HOO!

…and?

118 HelloDare  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:30:46pm

re: #81 Mich-again

Isn’t March Madness a single elimination tournament? You didn’t say how many games are played to determine #1. You said “In a single elimination tournament with 64 teams how many total games are played.”

In the specific case of MM, an extra game is played. It’s part of the tournament.

Just being a stickler and a jerk. Interesting quiz. Thanks.

119 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:30:47pm

re: #111 bcgirl

hey now the newly unemployed and soon to be homless will need thost newspapers to use as blankets and fire logs and to build shelters from, princess pelosie is just connectinwith her base
///only sort of

Oh yeah. I forgot about the other uses for newspapers besides using them to start “romantic fires.” //

120 Spare O'Lake  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:30:48pm

re: #112 rwmofo

Who likes the Dixie Chicks?

Who.

121 Van Helsing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:05pm

re: #110 OldLineTexan

Foster’s is Australian for Budweiser.

Better than Bud, but not the best Australia has to offer. I’m fond of Cooper’s Ale.

122 WriterMom  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:11pm

re: #108 jcm

Did you see the all Persian radio station I posted for you and Winston today?

123 HoosierHoops  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:16pm

re: #115 Vinnieg

I’m in! Finally caught one.

great! Welcome!
Whats kick’n chick’n?

124 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:18pm

re: #112 rwmofo

Who likes the Dixie Chicks?

I used to. Still have the first two or three albums. Why?

I assume they’re all happy and shit now.

125 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:35pm

re: #110 OldLineTexan

Foster’s is Australian for Budweiser.

I am a loyal fan of the mighty Bud. I’ve been buying the oats for those Clydesdales for years.

126 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:41pm

re: #114 Daddy-O

re: #115 Vinnieg

Welcome!

127 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:45pm

re: #112 rwmofo

Who likes the Dixie Chicks?

I like mocking them.

128 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:46pm

re: #112 rwmofo

Who likes the Dixie Chicks?

down ding for entrapment, 5 yards, repeat first down.

129 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:31:50pm

re: #105 IslandLibertarian

….”so, you’d like to kick the wimmin’s ass first, eh tough guy?”

/and that’s what I would have posted back atcha!

somebody should post….
I’M STUD100!…and I’m callin you OUT! CHARLES!…heh

130 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:32:14pm

Hello citizens.

Despite the fact that I am tired, I have decided to allocate some of my valuable time to post here.

This is yet another effort by me to reach out to those who did not support me in the general election. While not supporting me represents a serious lack of judgment on your part, I was in the helicopter this morning and realized that I should help correct your errant thinking on all of these distractions you obsess over - like these paranoid delusions that this country might be “attacked” by “terrorists” or that the Zionist Entity Israel is somehow threatened by Iran.

So I will give some of my considerable talents (probably in vain) to convince some of you to stop clinging to your Bibles and guns and realize that I know what is best for you.

131 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:32:29pm

re: #112 rwmofo

Who likes the Dixie Chicks?

The Dixie Chicks

132 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:32:41pm
133 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:32:57pm

re: #116 Mich-again

I’ve seen them in the cooler at the party store. Foster’s Larger. No doubt its larger. Its like a 2 pint can!

You mean Lager? I got the green can - Fosters Premium.

134 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:33:21pm

re: #129 albusteve

somebody should post….
I’M STUD100!…and I’m callin you OUT! CHARLES!…heh

Registration’s still open - you got time.
We’ll wait here.
*humming and filing nails*

135 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:33:39pm

re: #128 brookly red

down ding for entrapment, 5 yards, repeat first down.

I didn’t see you in our secret meeting last week. Shhh.

136 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:33:41pm

re: #130 That’s Mr. President to you

Pretty funny.

137 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:33:50pm

re: #131 midwestgak

The Dixie Chicks

heh…the record with ‘Earl Must Die’ is really excellent

138 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:33:57pm
139 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:34:02pm

Welcome probies!

140 HelloDare  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:34:17pm

re: #130 That’s Mr. President to you

Hello citizens.

Despite the fact that I am tired, I have decided to allocate some of my valuable time to post here.

This is yet another effort by me to reach out to those who did not support me in the general election. While not supporting me represents a serious lack of judgment on your part, I was in the helicopter this morning and realized that I should help correct your errant thinking on all of these distractions you obsess over - like these paranoid delusions that this country might be “attacked” by “terrorists” or that the Zionist Entity Israel is somehow threatened by Iran.

So I will give some of my considerable talents (probably in vain) to convince some of you to stop clinging to your Bibles and guns and realize that I know what is best for you.

Hey, how’s the new puppy?

141 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:34:21pm

re: #132 Iron Fist

Who?

Who?

142 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:34:25pm

re: #139 pingjockey

Welcome probies!

Greenhorns

143 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:34:38pm

re: #134 Killer Tomato

Registration’s still open - you got time.
We’ll wait here.
*humming and filing nails*

I was just feeling rowdy for a minute….

144 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:34:46pm

re: #118 HelloDare

In the specific case of MM, an extra game is played. It’s part of the tournament.

Then that would be a 65 team tournament and there wold be 64 games each with one loser and only 1 team left unbeaten.

My point was not every problem involving numbers is a math problem. Sometimes logic is enough.

145 DJGOLDY90  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:34:52pm

FINALLY… I’ve been waiting to drop knowledge on this site for a long time now!

I would like to give you all a preemptive, “you’re welcome”

146 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:34:53pm

re: #130 That’s Mr. President to you

Hello citizens.

Despite the fact that I am tired, I have decided to allocate some of my valuable time to post here.

This is yet another effort by me to reach out to those who did not support me in the general election. While not supporting me represents a serious lack of judgment on your part, I was in the helicopter this morning and realized that I should help correct your errant thinking on all of these distractions you obsess over - like these paranoid delusions that this country might be “attacked” by “terrorists” or that the Zionist Entity Israel is somehow threatened by Iran.

So I will give some of my considerable talents (probably in vain) to convince some of you to stop clinging to your Bibles and guns and realize that I know what is best for you.

so you forgot to bring beer, didn’t you?

147 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:35:02pm

re: #130 That’s Mr. President to you

Hello citizens.

Despite the fact that I am tired, I have decided to allocate some of my valuable time to post here.

This is yet another effort by me to reach out to those who did not support me in the general election. While not supporting me represents a serious lack of judgment on your part, I was in the helicopter this morning and realized that I should help correct your errant thinking on all of these distractions you obsess over - like these paranoid delusions that this country might be “attacked” by “terrorists” or that the Zionist Entity Israel is somehow threatened by Iran.

So I will give some of my considerable talents (probably in vain) to convince some of you to stop clinging to your Bibles and guns and realize that I know what is best for you.

Nice Obama impression. Still you’ve got add some “Uh”s to get it perfect. Also, you might try having a teleprompter as an avatar.

148 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:35:04pm

I remember Fosters Lager coming in quart cans and you had to use a church key to open them. 1976!

149 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:35:11pm

re: #132 Iron Fist

Who?

Look over at first base.

150 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:35:25pm

re: #130 That’s Mr. President to you

A sock got through the lint filter!

How many sessions did you and Ayers attended at Prof. Cloward’s home?

151 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:35:29pm

re: #145 DJGOLDY90

Oh?

152 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:35:31pm

re: #130 That’s Mr. President to you

OK. Not bad for #1.

153 HoosierHoops  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:35:34pm

re: #137 albusteve

heh…the record with ‘Earl Must Die’ is really excellent

Why do woman insist on singing that song at Karoke?
/especially in large groups.?
//

154 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:01pm

re: #146 brookly red

so you forgot to bring beer, didn’t you?

Did you remember the Bball?

155 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:02pm

re: #149 Emerald
Whats on second?

156 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:19pm
157 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:19pm

re: #133 Gus 802

You mean Lager? I got the green can - Fosters Premium.

Lager? I thought it said Larger. /

158 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:28pm
159 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:39pm

re: #153 HoosierHoops

Why do woman insist on singing that song at Karoke?
/especially in large groups.?
//

I don’t know…when I’m with large groups of women I never leave the bunkhouse

160 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:49pm

re: #133 Gus 802

You mean Lager? I got the green can - Fosters Premium.

I like the Bitters.

161 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:49pm

Some toes are starting to dip in the water. See? It wasn’t so bad was it?

162 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:49pm

re: #137 albusteve

heh…the record with ‘Earl Must Die’ is really excellent

I hate to admit it, but I like that song. Eaaaaaaarrrrrrl!

Before anyone down dings me, I do not, and never have, owned/purchased their recordings.

163 oc livin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:36:59pm

re: #73 aviw17

3+ years here. Now waiting for a new subject to discuss in addition to read

164 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:37:18pm

re: #146 brookly red

so you forgot to bring beer, didn’t you?

Probably brought a bunch of arugula.
Damn newbies.

165 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:37:20pm

re: #140 HelloDare

Hey, how’s the new puppy?

It was delicious.

166 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:37:23pm

Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C’mon in.

167 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:37:37pm

re: #148 pingjockey

I remember Fosters Lager coming in quart cans and you had to use a church key to open them. 1976!

I think that you can still find them that way sometimes.

Does anyone here like the Belgian beers? Anyone like a good Chimay?

168 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:37:47pm

re: #154 Wishing

Did you remember the Bball?

the who?

169 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:00pm

re: #74 rwmofo

Usually when Biden is saying stupid stuff—which is about as often as Michael Moore going back for seconds—he’s actually being honest.

That’s true. It’s probably why Biden will be the most hidden VP in history.

I always wondered why BO picked such a bumbling fool for a VP. Then I decided it was a security decision. He thinks he’ll never get impeached if Biden is the alternative.

170 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:04pm

re: #140 HelloDare

Hey, how’s the new puppy?

The puppy was allowed into the Oval Office one time and it took the opportunity to crap all over the carpet with the Presidential Seal. So it has been banished and I signed an executive order ordering it to be re-educated.

I think it has been shipped off to Columbia University. Or Berkeley. Not sure which.

171 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:05pm

re: #160 OldLineTexan

I like the Bitters.

I like Fat Tire, couple of other ones whose name fails me now.

172 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:14pm

re: #153 HoosierHoops

Why do woman insist on singing that song at Karoke?
/especially in large groups.?
//


I think it is related to why they laugh in movies when a guy takes a nut shot.

173 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:16pm
174 jamgarr  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:17pm

re: #166 Bloodnok

Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C’mon in.

Lily, Lily, Lily, Legs, Lily

175 Maximu§  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:21pm

Welcome aboard New Lizards…..

176 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:22pm

re: #168 brookly red

the who?

We got a live band tonight?

177 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:40pm

re: #110 OldLineTexan

Foster’s is Australian for Budweiser.

I thought it was Australian for “Kangaroo piss we pawn off on the Yanks because they can’t tell anything cold and yellow from beer”.

178 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:44pm

re: #156 taxfreekiller

[Link: www.hotair.com…]

Obama and his screw the wounded American fighting men .

Obama is going to end up with only his Lt. Kerry freaks and William Ayers support, less than 20% is were this commie blow hard arrogant unAmerican is headed.

He is after a twofer, out to ruin private ins companies, and out to low dog America and its fighting men.

Screw him and the commie democrat mule he road in on backasswards.

That’s the spirit.

179 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:45pm

re: #158 Iron Fist

Hey, man, but it is your life, after all.

Come out and play!

Ive been spanked before and there is no doubt in my mind Charles would do it again…no match there

180 Kobalt  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:46pm

This is good; we need all the help we can muster

181 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:47pm

re: #171 Gus 802

I like Fat Tire, couple of other ones whose name fails me now.

Are You Worthy?

182 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:38:59pm

re: #168 brookly red

the who?

(basketball, silly!)

183 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:39:29pm
184 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:39:37pm

re: #130 That’s Mr. President to you

Mistah Pwesident… is it twoo what zey say about you?

185 HoosierHoops  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:39:38pm

re: #176 Killer Tomato

We got a live band tonight?

10 dollar cover charge..

186 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:39:44pm

re: #181 jcm

Are You Worthy?

Nice name: Arrogant Bastard Ale. Don’t think I’ve ever seen those.

187 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:39:53pm

re: #155 pingjockey

Whats on second?

I don’t know

188 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:40:37pm

re: #150 jcm

A sock got through the lint filter!

That’s funny! Thanks for the giggle.

189 yochanan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:40:44pm

re: #29 Iron Fist

Is LGF acting squirrel, or is it just this computer that I’m on?

leaving iron fist a few nuts for his squirls

190 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:40:45pm

re: #185 HoosierHoops

10 dollar cover charge..

Hey, That’s Mr. President to you - got change?

191 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:40:50pm

re: #150 jcm

A sock got through the lint filter!

How many sessions did you and Ayers attended at Prof. Cloward’s home?

I do not respond to distractions. But we all went to a “guy on my street” convention last year in New Orleans. Got with my bud Nagin and Brad Pitt and got drunk on Hurricanes and Jagermeister shots, which proves that I am a regular guy.

192 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:40:53pm

re: #176 Killer Tomato

We got a live band tonight?

heard something upstream bout som dixie chicks…

193 Kobalt  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:40:54pm

re: #187 Emerald

I don’t know

but who’s the first base man

194 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:40:59pm

re: #187 Emerald
He’s on third.

195 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:03pm

re: #180 Kobalt

This is good; we need all the help we can muster

You’re avatar, Orange Free State?

196 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:09pm

re: #170 That’s Mr. President to you

The puppy was allowed into the Oval Office one time and it took the opportunity to crap all over the carpet with the Presidential Seal. So it has been banished and I signed an executive order ordering it to be re-educated.

I think it has been shipped off to Columbia University. Or Berkeley. Not sure which.

I hear that Sarah Olsen is getting out of prison. Have you started making arrangements for her getting out party?

197 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:11pm

re: #194 pingjockey

He’s on third.

Who’s on third?

198 DJGOLDY90  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:18pm

new icon test, sorry… I want to see how awesome it looks

199 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:18pm

re: #187 Emerald

I don’t know

Third base

200 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:28pm

re: #177 Kosh’s Shadow

I thought it was Australian for “Kangaroo piss we pawn off on the Yanks because they can’t tell anything cold and yellow from beer”.


How is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Because they are both F*ing close to water!

/////

actually there are a bunch of really good microbrews that aren’t so micro anymore. I’ll put a magic hat up to anyone.

201 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:35pm

Watching 3:10 To Yuma.

Important safety tip: When being fired upon by angry Apaches near your camp at night, don’t cluster around the firelight. Bad idea.

202 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:44pm

re: #186 Gus 802

Nice name: Arrogant Bastard Ale. Don’t think I’ve ever seen those.

Pint bottles, in the individual bottle section.
Dark, and bitter.

203 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:46pm

re: #164 Killer Tomato

Probably brought a bunch of arugula.
Damn newbies.

My favorite cousins named arugala

204 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:48pm

re: #184 Occasional Reader

Mistah Pwesident… is it twoo what zey say about you?


I think you got his arm!

205 hiddenlizard  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:52pm

testing testing 1 2 3

206 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:54pm

my ex wife loves the Dixie Chicks…I had to listen to them one time from ABQ to Telluride nonstop….265 miles

207 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:55pm

re: #155 pingjockey

Whats on second?

I don’t know is on third.

208 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:56pm

re: #197 Gus 802
Who’s on first!

209 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:57pm

re: #197 Gus 802

Who’s on third?

No, who’s on first.

210 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:41:59pm

re: #130 That’s Mr. President to you

nope.
i’ll NEVER be able to call you potus.
sorry o.
you haven’t earned it.
anyway, you should stick around here, YOU might learn something.
:D

211 Kobalt  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:06pm

re: #195 jcm

You’re avatar, Orange Free State?

I have no idea what it is really. Reminds me of orange creamsicles.

212 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:08pm

re: #191 That’s Mr. President to you

I do not respond to distractions. But we all went to a “guy on my street” convention last year in New Orleans. Got with my bud Nagin and Brad Pitt and got drunk on Hurricanes and Jagermeister shots, which proves that I am a regular guy.

Horseshit. You have to go duck hunting, too.

213 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:11pm

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

Good point. When the 0 gives a speech why don’t they just drag his teleprompter out and spare us his annoying voice?

214 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:14pm
215 The Shadow Do  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:15pm

re: #145 DJGOLDY90

FINALLY… I’ve been waiting to drop knowledge on this site for a long time now!

I would like to give you all a preemptive, “you’re welcome”

I’d be thinkin’ twice about makin’ droppings in Charles house.

Come on in, just show some manners.

216 HoosierHoops  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:21pm

re: #190 Killer Tomato

Hey, That’s Mr. President to you - got change?

I not only have change..but I got some hope to go with that..
/

217 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:23pm

I’m in!

First from lightening, thunder quill, enlightening,
The stone right laws by ten dimensions laid.
True commandments and declared freedoms,
The blood warriors’ gift, a high price paid.
Watch your Founders’ nation pass away.

We the people, living, moving,
Melding in chromatic orb to one,
Assured the hate wright, right hate fail well
Under goddess liberty’s watchful Sun.
Watch your Forefathers’ nation pass away.

Elephants with donkeys gorging,
Wallowing in selfsame treasure trough.
Their main course, the hard earned wages,
Prime flesh cut from naive sloths.
Watch your Father’s nation pass away.

By millions, billions, advancing trillions
Grow the vulgar links of debtor chain.
Lost in paper, dog-eared, mark-eared,
Drunk policy swine they must remain.
Watch your Mother’s nation pass away.

Moneymongers feeding, knowing
Power drives each hundredth’s porkish whims.
Called in, snowed in, most agreed on
The specter of their gluttish sins.
Watch your Own nation pass away.

The leading Zero led by his queen,
None see beyond sore twinkling eyes.
From reigning temples they subdue us,
Decreeing changeless, hopeless tyrannies.
Watch your Chidren’s nation pass away.

The lunar percent, greater, lesser, missionary,
Lost in lies and things mundane.
Smoke grassfire, communistic, conceals
Red growing candy-cancer bureaucracy.
Watch your Grandchildren’s nation pass away.

Pistacia vera dehiscence mirroring
Knowledge spreading, tiny, green game like spheres.
The thoughtful sequence, buzz of letters spearing,
Chart electric, by a most wise lizard One.
This Army will not watch their nation pass away.

It’s your home, your sacred region,
A divine gift of Providence.
Those oath defacing deserve replacing,
Nothing here is happenstance.
Don’t watch your Own nation pass away.
Don’t let your Own nation pass away.

-Kreuzueber Halbmond, with dimensional inspiration from a Three-eyed Man of yore.




218 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:29pm

re: #146 brookly red

so you forgot to bring beer, didn’t you?

I don’t drink beer unless I am trying to woo stupid blue collar types. Hillary does the same thing, but I pull it off better.

I love being me.

219 yochanan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:32pm

re: #167 LudwigVanQuixote

I think that you can still find them that way sometimes.

Does anyone here like the Belgian beers? Anyone like a good Chimay?

220 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:38pm

re: #202 jcm

Pint bottles, in the individual bottle section.
Dark, and bitter.

And good if you like hop monsters

221 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:43pm

re: #201 Occasional Reader

Watching 3:10 To Yuma.

Important safety tip: When being fired upon by angry Apaches near your camp at night, don’t cluster around the firelight. Bad idea.

good movie…I liked it alot

222 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:55pm

re: #195 jcm

You’re avatar, Orange Free State?

I had an OVS marked ‘95 Mauser once.

223 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:56pm
224 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:42:59pm

re: #202 jcm

Pint bottles, in the individual bottle section.
Dark, and bitter.

Sounds good. Now I’m tempted to go back and exchange the Fosters!

//

225 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:10pm

re: #182 Wishing

(basketball, silly!)

yes it is, isn’t it?

226 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:12pm

re: #209 Mirage

No, who’s on first.

Why?

//getting confused with so many people playing along

227 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:12pm
228 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:26pm

re: #203 Radicchio ad Absurdum

My favorite cousins named arugala

We sentient veggies need to stick together.

229 Cygnus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:28pm

re: #106 Charles

Lizard influx currently at 34…

Slow night here. Oh well, it may make it easier to pick out the trolls. I haven’t had gamey buttocks for quite a while.

230 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:29pm

re: #220 LudwigVanQuixote

And good if you like hop monsters

Hop Devil is good.

231 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:32pm

re: #205 hiddenlizard

testing testing 1 2 3

OK, now see if you can count a little higher.

232 wiffersnapper  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:39pm

noobies :D

233 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:41pm

re: #193 Kobalt

but who’s the first base man

That would be the famous chemist Dmitry Mendeleev.

234 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:57pm

re: #153 HoosierHoops

Why do woman insist on singing that song at Karoke?
/especially in large groups.?
//

They are they same ones who the Bobbit case was funny.

235 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:43:57pm

re: #214 Iron Fist

I don’t care who says it, I don’t believe that Obama is gay. Although being married to Michelle might be enough to make me wonder. A radiant example of femininity she is not

do you think she could take you in a fair fight?….jus askin

236 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:44:08pm

re: #229 Cygnus
Try the ID thread.

237 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:44:37pm

re: #226 Emerald

Why?

//getting confused with so many people playing along

Left field

238 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:44:46pm

re: #95 HoosierHoops

Hi…Sombody asked upthread about how many lizards get the boot per month..
Maybe there is like a class 5 banning..The one where the lizard cry’s and says i can’t take it any more charles..and pleads for the End..cracks me up..

The model “LGF suicide note”, for me, ran something like: “You will ALL be creationists one great day and I will be praying for you LOL”. I didn’t know it was possible to pack so much resentment, will-to-power, irrationality, deceit and passive-aggression into so short a comment. I don’t know if it got deleted or not; I just know it made me feel like I had tiny bugs crawling over my skin.

So, hatchlings: please don’t do that.

239 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:00pm

re: #213 BatGuano

Good point. When the 0 gives a speech why don’t they just drag his teleprompter out and spare us his annoying voice?

That would deprive us of the joy his mighty voice.

/sarc

240 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:16pm

re: #196 Dark_Falcon

I hear that Sarah Olsen is getting out of prison. Have you started making arrangements for her getting out party?

We were planning the standard cocktail party with Kobe beef, but we learned she is a vegan. So I directed staff with an email form my blackberry which read “Find some really f***ing expensive vegetables - fast!”

She is a very important guest - not some putz like the prime minister of the UK.

241 Cygnus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:27pm

re: #141 Wishing

Who?

Who’s on first?

242 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:32pm

re: #202 jcm

Pint bottles, in the individual bottle section.
Dark, and bitter.

OK, I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the West.

/

243 HelloDare  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:32pm

re: #217 Kreuzueber Halbmond

I’m in!

First from lightening, thunder quill, enlightening,
The stone right laws by ten dimensions laid.
True commandments and declared freedoms,
The blood warriors’ gift, a high price paid.
Watch your Founders’ nation pass away.

We the people, living, moving,
Melding in chromatic orb to one,
Assured the hate wright, right hate fail well
Under goddess liberty’s watchful Sun.
Watch your Forefathers’ nation pass away.

Elephants with donkeys gorging,
Wallowing in selfsame treasure trough.
Their main course, the hard earned wages,
Prime flesh cut from naive sloths.
Watch your Father’s nation pass away.

By millions, billions, advancing trillions
Grow the vulgar links of debtor chain.
Lost in paper, dog-eared, mark-eared,
Drunk policy swine they must remain.
Watch your Mother’s nation pass away.

Moneymongers feeding, knowing
Power drives each hundredth’s porkish whims.
Called in, snowed in, most agreed on
The specter of their gluttish sins.
Watch your Own nation pass away.

The leading Zero led by his queen,
None see beyond sore twinkling eyes.
From reigning temples they subdue us,
Decreeing changeless, hopeless tyrannies.
Watch your Chidren’s nation pass away.

The lunar percent, greater, lesser, missionary,
Lost in lies and things mundane.
Smoke grassfire, communistic, conceals
Red growing candy-cancer bureaucracy.
Watch your Grandchildren’s nation pass away.

Pistacia vera dehiscence mirroring
Knowledge spreading, tiny, green game like spheres.
The thoughtful sequence, buzz of letters spearing,
Chart electric, by a most wise lizard One.
This Army will not watch their nation pass away.

It’s your home, your sacred region,
A divine gift of Providence.
Those oath defacing deserve replacing,
Nothing here is happenstance.
Don’t watch your Own nation pass away.
Don’t let your Own nation pass away.

-Kreuzueber Halbmond, with dimensional inspiration from a Three-eyed Man of yore.

Say what?

244 bcgirl  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:34pm

re: #213 BatGuano

Good point. When the 0 gives a speech why don’t they just drag his teleprompter out and spare us his annoying voice?


yes, that would be nice and no pictures of him nose in the sky,with his head cocked to one side and his hands waving either.

245 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:35pm

re: #211 Kobalt

I have no idea what it is really. Reminds me of orange creamsicles.

In that case, Kemper Orange Soda and Breyers Natural Vanilla.

Orange Cream float to die for.

246 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:37pm

I have no use for the Dixie Chicks. I couldn’t tell you the name of even one of their songs. I really can’t stand modern country music. Give me some Hank Williams or Merle Haggard or Johnny Cash and I’d be cool all night. But not the classic rock songs redone over and over with twangy lyrics, lap guitar solos, and bimbo’s line dancing in the video. y-y-yawwwwn.

247 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:45pm

re: #237 Mirage
IIRC, today, tomorrow and yesterday are the outfield, but I haven’t seen that skit in ages.

248 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:45:54pm

re: #200 LudwigVanQuixote

How is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Because they are both F*ing close to water!

That joke definitely is out of date.

249 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:46:02pm

re: #205 hiddenlizard

testing testing 1 2 3

Roger, hidden. Over.

250 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:46:19pm

re: #206 albusteve

my ex wife loves the Dixie Chicks…I had to listen to them one time from ABQ to Telluride nonstop….265 miles

I had a girlfriend a few years ago who liked country music (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I had to go to an Alabama concert with her, well, because. At least I got “rhymes with paid.”

251 Bobblehead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:46:48pm

I do so love the word groovy.

252 Kobalt  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:00pm

I guess it is the orange free state…! Is that bad?
Speak any afrikkans? hu chandit boykey?

253 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:05pm

re: #251 Bobblehead

I do so love the word groovy.

groovy!

254 Yankee Division Son  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:13pm

Welcome hatchlings

255 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:17pm

re: #251 Bobblehead

I do so love the word groovy.

Are you Austin Powers?

256 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:19pm

re: #240 That’s Mr. President to you

We were planning the standard cocktail party with Kobe beef, but we learned she is a vegan. So I directed staff with an email form my blackberry which read “Find some really f***ing expensive vegetables - fast!”

She is a very important guest - not some putz like the prime minister of the UK.

LOL!

257 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:19pm

re: #221 albusteve

good movie…I liked it alot

Ending is a little improbable.

Man, I like the street howitzer “Dan” has, though.

258 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:33pm
259 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:33pm

re: #246 Mich-again

I have no use for the Dixie Chicks. I couldn’t tell you the name of even one of their songs. I really can’t stand modern country music. Give me some Hank Williams or Merle Haggard or Johnny Cash and I’d be cool all night. But not the classic rock songs redone over and over with twangy lyrics, lap guitar solos, and bimbo’s line dancing in the video. y-y-yawwwwn.

The Chicks weren’t actually like that. Some pretty “classical” country/honky-tonk tunes, lots of fiddle.

260 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:34pm

re: #246 Mich-again

I have no use for the Dixie Chicks. I couldn’t tell you the name of even one of their songs. I really can’t stand modern country music. Give me some Hank Williams or Merle Haggard or Johnny Cash and I’d be cool all night. But not the classic rock songs redone over and over with twangy lyrics, lap guitar solos, and bimbo’s line dancing in the video. y-y-yawwwwn.

There will only ever be one Johnny Cash.

261 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:35pm

re: #251 Bobblehead
Tubular man!

262 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:50pm

re: #212 OldLineTexan

Horseshit. You have to go duck hunting, too.

Let me write that down - what did you say? Duck Hunting?

Can you describe what clothes I should wear and where I should do this? Do duck hunters vote. Do they have money?

TIA.

263 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:47:52pm

re: #247 pingjockey

IIRC, today, tomorrow and yesterday are the outfield, but I haven’t seen that skit in ages.

Today’s the catcher, tomorrow’s pitching. Why’s the left fielder and because is center field.

264 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:48:10pm

re: #252 Kobalt

I guess it is the orange free state…! Is that bad?
Speak any afrikkans? hu chandit boykey?

Not necessarily, just curious.

265 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:48:11pm
266 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:48:12pm
267 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:48:19pm

re: #218 That’s Mr. President to you

I don’t drink beer unless I am trying to woo stupid blue collar types. Hillary does the same thing, but I pull it off better.

I love being me.

I don’t care if you freakin drink it, did you BRING it ?

268 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:48:19pm

re: #250 rwmofo

I had a girlfriend a few years ago who liked country music (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I had to go to an Alabama concert with her, well, because. At least I got “rhymes with paid.”

well see..it wasn’t about the music was it?

269 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:48:36pm

re: #263 Mirage
Ah! Couldn’t remember the battery!

270 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:48:36pm

re: #247 pingjockey

IIRC, today, tomorrow and yesterday are the outfield, but I haven’t seen that skit in ages.

Yeah, it’s been a long time, but I think it goes:
Because plays center field, tomorrow pitches, the catcher is today and I don’t remember the short stop.

And I mean I don’t remember. That’s not his name. Dang, this joke gets confusing even talking about it.

271 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:49:09pm

re: #258 Iron Fist

Only if her look turns me to stone. Besides, I haven’t been in a fair fight since I learned that you could stab someone with a pencil. That would have been in middle school, I believe. Early in middle school. People really didn’t like where I went with that little discovery :-)

Now I collected all the lost pencils, and sold them at a premium just before a test.

272 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:49:16pm

re: #270 Emerald

Yeah, it’s been a long time, but I think it goes:
Because plays center field, tomorrow pitches, the catcher is today and I don’t remember the short stop.

And I mean I don’t remember. That’s not his name. Dang, this joke gets confusing even talking about it.

I don’t give a darn is the shortstop :)

273 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:49:25pm

re: #262 That’s Mr. President to you

Let me write that down - what did you say? Duck Hunting?

Can you describe what clothes I should wear and where I should do this? Do duck hunters vote. Do they have money?

TIA.

Two words: John Kerry. The man is a duck-huntin’ fool!

274 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:05pm

re: #147 Dark_Falcon

Nice Obama impression. Still you’ve got add some “Uh”s to get it perfect. Also, you might try having a teleprompter as an avatar.

I need Charles to support animated gifs so that the teleprompter can go up and down as I approach and leave the room.

So I just went with the halo.

275 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:11pm

Just popped up on Digg……
Michael Ruse on Darwinism
An interesting commentary on the debate.

276 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:13pm

re: #273 OldLineTexan

Two words: John Kerry. The man is a duck-huntin’ fool!

He even knows how to “git im a huntin’ license!”

277 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:18pm

re: #270 Emerald
Got to go to Universal Studios while in the navy. They had two guys who looked like Abbot and Costello doing that skit. Very cool. They didn’t miss a beat.

278 Bobblehead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:26pm

re: #246 Mich-again

I have no use for the Dixie Chicks. I couldn’t tell you the name of even one of their songs. I really can’t stand modern country music. Give me some Hank Williams or Merle Haggard or Johnny Cash and I’d be cool all night. But not the classic rock songs redone over and over with twangy lyrics, lap guitar solos, and bimbo’s line dancing in the video. y-y-yawwwwn.

The Dixie Chicks’ career is but a shadow of its former self. It suffered from a case of big stupid mouth disease.

279 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:28pm

re: #200 LudwigVanQuixote

How is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Because they are both F*ing close to water!

/////

actually there are a bunch of really good microbrews that aren’t so micro anymore. I’ll put a magic hat up to anyone.

Yes, Sam Adams started the trend, and there are a lot of good American beers now. They all add up to maybe what Bud makes in a week, but they make up for that in quality.

280 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:38pm

re: #265 Iron Fist

Fuck that shit. Give me the Ring!

Ahh, you saw it, did you not? I see the One’s power over you grows … there is much danger … the road is long …

281 Bobblehead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:48pm

re: #253 LudwigVanQuixote

groovy!

Far out!

282 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:50:56pm

re: #257 Occasional Reader

Ending is a little improbable.

Man, I like the street howitzer “Dan” has, though.

I just like the shooting and the scenery and sets…I don’t read too much into the plots once they get out of control…Dan was a badass

283 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:51:02pm

re: #184 Occasional Reader

Mistah Pwesident… is it twoo what zey say about you?

Yes - I am wonderful in every way.

284 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:51:10pm

re: #272 Mirage

I don’t give a darn is the shortstop :)

Who?

285 Attaboid  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:51:17pm

re: #211 Kobalt

I have no idea what it is really. Reminds me of orange creamsicles.

Maybe some kind of pill?

286 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:51:22pm

re: #273 OldLineTexan

Two words: John Kerry. The man is a duck-huntin’ fool!

so if you saw him from the blind, would ya? tell us true.

287 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:51:37pm

re: #284 Emerald

Who?

First base!

288 bcgirl  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:51:37pm

re: #266 taxfreekiller

What tfk thinks is, that this Obama thinks we the people will not stand up to him and his commie thugs.

Hide and watch Dear Leader:


me thinks tkf is correct as usual, interesting times we live in.

289 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:51:38pm

re: #267 brookly red

I don’t care if you freakin drink it, did you BRING it ?

The One has deigned to speak to you. How dare you shout at Him! Off to reeducation camp with you!

290 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:51:56pm
291 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:52:10pm

re: #283 That’s Mr. President to you

Yes - I am wonderful in every way.

Well, the last guy that picked my wallet did 5-10 after he recuperated.

292 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:52:19pm

re: #290 Iron Fist
Bwahahahahahaha!

293 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:52:23pm

re: #275 Killgore Trout
The full program can be viewed here….
Michael Ruse on Darwinism

294 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:52:33pm

re: #190 Killer Tomato

Hey, That’s Mr. President to you - got change credit card?

FTFY.

/ American Generational Express - don’t leave Chicago without it.

295 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:52:40pm

I’m in, I’m in! Woot! Drinks are on me.

Where do I sign up for my zionist check?

296 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:53:05pm

re: #289 Dark_Falcon

The One has deigned to speak to you. How dare you shout at Him! Off to reeducation camp with you!

not again!

297 Jetpilot1101  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:53:17pm

Goodnight Lizards elders and newbies alike. I was hoping for a good old fashioned creationist meltdown this evening but alas, I cannot stay for the fun.

Night all.

298 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:53:22pm

re: #295 Pvt Bin Jammin

I’m in, I’m in! Woot! Drinks are on me.

Where do I sign up for my zionist check?

You don’t look so new.

299 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:53:33pm

re: #290 Iron Fist

Fist…

*tsk, tsk*

300 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:53:52pm

re: #273 OldLineTexan

Two words: John Kerry. The man is a duck-huntin’ fool!

Thanks. He told me that he wants to go snow boarding soon, and that I should bring the Secret Service detail.

Can’t wait.

301 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:54:01pm

re: #295 Pvt Bin Jammin

I’m in, I’m in! Woot! Drinks are on me.

Where do I sign up for my zionist check?

You have EARN it, report to level 5 for assignment 5AM.

302 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:54:06pm

re: #260 Zimriel

There will only ever be one Johnny Cash.

Would he even make it in today’s Country Music business. He didn’t have the voice made for karaoke.

303 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:54:40pm

In case we’ve confused anyone with the running “Who?” gag:
Who’s on First

304 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:54:49pm

re: #294 That’s Mr. President to you

you are cracking me up.
i didn’t know you had such a sense of humor.
(or is all this on the promptor?)
do you have a prepared speech for the 3 a.m. call?
btw

305 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:54:51pm

re: #298 rwmofo

Shhh. :-)

306 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:55:05pm

re: #297 Jetpilot1101
G’nite.

307 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:55:15pm

re: #278 Bobblehead

The Dixie Chicks’ career is but a shadow of its former self. It suffered from a case of big stupid mouth disease.

(AP) The Dixie Chicks are drawing criticism from country music fans for remarks singer Natalie Maines made about President George W. Bush during a recent performance in London.

Maines told the audience earlier this week, “Just so you know, we’re ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas.”

308 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:55:39pm

re: #281 Bobblehead

Far out!

Hey man.

309 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:55:44pm

re: #301 jcm

You have EARN it, report to level 5 for assignment 5AM.

5:00 AM? Hopefully there will be left over fruitcup.

310 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:55:47pm
311 HoosierHoops  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:55:57pm

re: #238 Zimriel

I think the once a month melt down of someone pleading..CHARLES! Delete my account! I can’t take it any more..And stomps out in a fit..Those posts are classic..Also ..Maybe Charles could program a gadget for your desktop that would display nuclear lizard meltdowns information in real time..
**********************************
Warning the following Lizard is about to melt down in 21 hours 4 minutes.and 15 seconds…{insert name}
*********************************
Maybe a Global email Dlist…
At least we all know when to show up with the snacks..
/

312 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:56:02pm

That was weird. The link to the previous thread just disappeared for a second. It’s back now..

313 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:56:30pm

i don’t like the dixie chicks at all.
are they still ashamed of their country?
btw.
i bet wab likes them.

314 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:56:31pm

re: #310 MandyManners

FCBBHO, YOU SUCK!

How was the nap?

315 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:56:40pm

re: #290 Iron Fist

And keep it about six inches away from your shoulder when you pull the trigger. Trust me on this :-)

Shoulder? No, no… to be really accurate, you should hold it right up in front of your face.

316 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:56:40pm

re: #214 Iron Fist

I don’t care who says it, I don’t believe that Obama is gay. Although being married to Michelle might be enough to make me wonder. A radiant example of femininity she is not

More like Frau Brucher….

nei…ei…ei…eigh…

317 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:56:41pm

Why is comment 312 blank?

318 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:56:52pm

re: #295 Pvt Bin Jammin

I could’ve sworn I’ve seen you here before…

319 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:57:37pm

re: #310 MandyManners

FCBBHO, YOU SUCK!

Mandy! I shocked! Show some manners dear girl.

That’s MISTER FCBBHO, YOU SUCK!

320 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:57:51pm

re: #318 Killer Tomato

I could’ve sworn I’ve seen you here before…

I’m guessing botox.

321 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:58:10pm

re: #313 nyc redneck

i don’t like the dixie chicks at all.
are they still ashamed of their country?
btw.
i bet wab likes them.

I judge their music by that standard…they’re politics suck, they are spoiled idiots otherwise…droolers

322 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:58:14pm

re: #318 Killer Tomato

No doubt it was my sockpuppet.

323 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:58:35pm
324 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:59:22pm

re: #315 Occasional Reader

Shoulder? No, no… to be really accurate, you should hold it right up in front of your face.

slugs up at the forehead, buck somewhat lower, around the mouth area

325 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:59:31pm

re: #317 Mich-again

Why is comment 312 blank?

Weird, it’s blank for me too. Latest Firefox here.

326 pingjockey  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:59:32pm

Night folks. My stomach thinks my throats been cut. Dinner time.

327 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:59:41pm

re: #290 Iron Fist

One thing you just have to understand about a shotgun. To be effective you need to aim it sidways.

And keep it about six inches away from your shoulder when you pull the trigger. Trust me on this :-)

Interesting. During the much admired transition, I spoke to Dick Cheney (OK - I allowed him to address me) and he recommended a similar shooting posture. He told me that the most sophisticated shotgun operators use the shotgun almost as if it were a blow tube for blowing darts. He showed me by using an umbrella as a substitute and claimed that “a great, rugged man from American literary history” had used such a posture once and was famous for it.

An interesting fact about Hemingway - something that I hadn’t learned at Columbia.

I am eager to try this stance.

328 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:59:49pm

re: #317 Mich-again

Why is comment 312 blank?

Hmm, weird…

329 Bobblehead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 6:59:52pm

re: #308 midwestgak

Hey man.

Outta sight!

330 Emerald  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:00:02pm

re: #277 pingjockey

Got to go to Universal Studios while in the navy. They had two guys who looked like Abbot and Costello doing that skit. Very cool. They didn’t miss a beat.

Lucky guy! It’s a classic, from an age where profanity wasn’t a requirement for a comedy routine.

331 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:00:30pm

re: #323 taxfreekiller

79% support tfk and the minutemen now

[Link: www.rasmussenreports.com…]

Obama is a Pacific salmon, he is way upstream now, wearing thin and
not swimming that good any longer.

Facts, truth, honor, real Americans are hard to swim upstream against.

Well he still has some meat on him. It is time for Dark_Falcon to swoop down and snach him. He will make a fine dinner for this bird of prey. ;)

332 livefreeor die  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:00:41pm

re: #84 Dar ul Harbarian

On Drudge:

Pelosi asks Holder to bend the law to support her hometown propagandists newspaper.

Yet again these days, life is imitating “Atlas Shrugged”.

333 VioletTiger  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:00:49pm

Good evening lizards old and new.
The hatchlings are very quiet tonight.

334 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:00:53pm

re: #310 MandyManners

FCBBHO, YOU SUCK!

Mandy, I’m somewhat embarrassed to admit, I don’t know what the FCB part stands for.

I can guess, of course. But I don’t know for sure.

Does it rhyme with… plucking mommy dastard?

335 HelloDare  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:00:59pm

re: #275 Killgore Trout

Just popped up on Digg……
Michael Ruse on Darwinism
An interesting commentary on the debate.

I think you can take Philip Johnson at his word.

“Our strategy has been to change the subject a bit so that we can get the issue of intelligent design, which really means the reality of God, before the academic world and into the schools.”

I really don’t get the bit about Hillary and the pant suit.

336 VioletTiger  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:16pm

re: #328 Wishing

Hmm, weird…

I can see it?

337 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:25pm

re: #290 Iron Fist

One thing you just have to understand about a shotgun. To be effective you need to aim it sidways.

And keep it about six inches away from your shoulder when you pull the trigger. Trust me on this :-)

Of course you are supposed to fire both barrels of a double-barrel shotgun at the same time….why else would they make it that way?

338 Van Helsing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:26pm

re: #273 OldLineTexan

Two words: John Kerry. The man is a duck-huntin’ fool!

Half right.

339 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:35pm

re: #323 taxfreekiller

Obama is a Pacific salmon, he is way upstream now, wearing thin and not swimming that good any longer.

I saw a blip of him on TV today and he had a bad case of the blue lips going. Some days they look normal. Then some days they are very bluish like he’s lacking Oxygen or something. Its kind of creepy.

340 DJGOLDY90  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:38pm

re: #151 carefulnow

mental block right now, so nothing clever… but you’ll see

341 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:40pm

re: #310 MandyManners

FCBBHO, YOU SUCK!

and you wonder why they wouldn’t let you into the debates :)

342 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:43pm

re: #334 Occasional Reader

Mandy, I’m somewhat embarrassed to admit, I don’t know what the FCB part stands for.

I can guess, of course. But I don’t know for sure.

Does it rhyme with… plucking mommy dastard?

Yep it does.

343 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:46pm

Magglio Ordonez (the Hugo Chavez-loving Major Leaguer) is on deck in the WBC.

If you’re not gonna tune in, please mentally boo his sorry Communist ass.

344 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:50pm

re: #327 That’s Mr. President to you

Interesting. During the much admired transition, I spoke to Dick Cheney (OK - I allowed him to address me) and he recommended a similar shooting posture. He told me that the most sophisticated shotgun operators use the shotgun almost as if it were a blow tube for blowing darts. He showed me by using an umbrella as a substitute and claimed that “a great, rugged man from American literary history” had used such a posture once and was famous for it.

An interesting fact about Hemingway - something that I hadn’t learned at Columbia.

I am eager to try this stance.

Why don’t you hang around here just a little longer before you try that. We can give you a few more ideas to cycle through first.

345 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:01:51pm

re: #312 Fat Jolly Penguin

That was weird. The link to the previous thread just disappeared for a second. It’s back now..

Yeah, I can’t see it either!
oops

346 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:02:11pm

re: #327 That’s Mr. President to you

Interesting. During the much admired transition, I spoke to Dick Cheney (OK - I allowed him to address me) and he recommended a similar shooting posture. He told me that the most sophisticated shotgun operators use the shotgun almost as if it were a blow tube for blowing darts. He showed me by using an umbrella as a substitute and claimed that “a great, rugged man from American literary history” had used such a posture once and was famous for it.

An interesting fact about Hemingway - something that I hadn’t learned at Columbia.

I am eager to try this stance.

This fellow is cracking me up.

Aisha is that you?

347 OldLineTexan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:02:12pm

re: #286 brookly red

so if you saw him from the blind, would ya? tell us true.

Too stringy and old.

348 AlexRogan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:02:20pm

re: #184 Occasional Reader

Mistah Pwesident… is it twoo what zey say about you?

IT’S TWOO, IT’S TWOO!

349 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:02:22pm

re: #310 MandyManners

FCBBHO, YOU SUCK!

Who is this “FCB” and why has he decided to appropriate my initials to supplement his?

This is distressing.

350 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:02:42pm
351 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:03:01pm

re: #327 That’s Mr. President to you

o,
could you tell us how you feel abt. hillary.
was it your idea to set her up to look like such an idiot w/ the
re-set button?

352 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:03:10pm

re: #318 Killer Tomato

I could’ve sworn I’ve seen you here before…

Kreuzueber Halbmond has definitely been here before; he’s gotten a few hat-tips from Charles. Kreuzueber, is all well?

353 DJGOLDY90  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:03:17pm

re: #215 The Shadow Do

don’t worry, I’m one of the good guys…

354 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:03:18pm

re: #343 Lincolntf

Magglio Ordonez (the Hugo Chavez-loving Major Leaguer) is on deck in the WBC.

If you’re not gonna tune in, please mentally boo his sorry Communist ass.

Boo.

I say we resdistribute Ordonez’ salary in accordance with Hugo’s “Bolivarian” principles.

355 Neo Con since 9-11  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:03:36pm

Are we taking bets on who the socky is? $5 bucks says Walter.

356 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:03:55pm

Ordonez just grounded out like a little bitch.

Hoo-Wah!

357 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:04:03pm

re: #349 That’s Mr. President to you

Who is this “FCB” and why has he decided to appropriate my initials to supplement his?

This is distressing.

you sound confused…initials?

358 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:04:29pm

Amazing! The Dip keeps on with this, even Patty Murray is against it!
The American Legion Strongly Opposed to President’s Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for Treatment
news.yahoo.com

359 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:04:55pm

re: #349 That’s Mr. President to you

Who is this “FCB” and why has he decided to appropriate my initials to supplement his?

This is distressing.

She is saying you are a f&^ing commie bastard, sir. I have tried to talk her out of using the f-word but I cannot. Mandy says what she thinks. And sadly, she’s not from Chicago and can’t be bribed.

360 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:05:22pm

re: #349 That’s Mr. President to you

Who is this “FCB” and why has he decided to appropriate my initials to supplement his?

This is distressing.

We’re not kool-aid drinkers under your spell we know how you were raised, who you associate with and how you’ve chosen to govern.

If the shoe fits…….

361 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:05:28pm

re: #347 OldLineTexan

Too stringy and old.

what if he was with Nancy?

362 midwestgak  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:05:30pm

re: #329 Bobblehead

Outta sight!

It’s the age of Aquarius.

363 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:05:46pm

re: #343 Lincolntf

Magglio Ordonez (the Hugo Chavez-loving Major Leaguer) is on deck in the WBC.

If you’re not gonna tune in, please mentally boo his sorry Communist ass.

The Tigers have a half dozen Venezuelans on the roster. But I’ll guess that because of their tax bracket status none of them are too anxious to relocate back there.

364 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:01pm

re: #335 HelloDare

I think he’s got the general idea right; It’s much more about a cultural conflict than a scientific/theological one. I also think he’s a little bit off on some of his points but it’s still interesting.

365 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:01pm

re: #359 Dark_Falcon

She is saying you are a f&^ing commie bastard, sir. I have tried to talk her out of using the f-word but I cannot. Mandy says what she thinks. And sadly, she’s not from Chicago and can’t be bribed.

It will be MFCBBHO soon enough…..

366 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:26pm

re: #311 HoosierHoops

I think the once a month melt down of someone pleading..CHARLES! Delete my account! I can’t take it any more..And stomps out in a fit..Those posts are classic..Also ..Maybe Charles could program a gadget for your desktop that would display nuclear lizard meltdowns information in real time..
**********************************
Warning the following Lizard is about to melt down in 21 hours 4 minutes.and 15 seconds…{insert name}
*********************************
Maybe a Global email Dlist…
At least we all know when to show up with the snacks..
/

marshmellows, graham crackers and hershey’s chocolate would be great during a meltdown :D

367 jamgarr  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:33pm

Try not to get picked up by the fuzz.

368 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:36pm

re: #365 jcm

It will be MFCBBHO soon enough…..

GDMFCBBHO is reserved for year 3.

369 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:36pm

re: #355 Neo Con since 9-11

Are we taking bets on who the socky is? $5 bucks says Walter.

oh no,
it’s O. i know it is.
really.

370 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:38pm

re: #349 That’s Mr. President to you

Who is this “FCB” and why has he decided to appropriate my initials to supplement his?

This is distressing.

Relax! It stands for “Fabulously Cool ‘Bama”. Really!

371 stevieray  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:44pm

re: #217 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Beautiful!

372 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:06:58pm

The door just closed.

Which hatchling has the wittiest moniker?

373 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:07:27pm

re: #363 Mich-again

Ordonez went out of his way to shoot a TV commercial endorsing Hugo’s “President for Life” bid.
Magglio is dead to me.

374 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:07:35pm

re: #267 brookly red

I don’t care if you freakin drink it, did you BRING it ?

I brought stimulus. Beer is a depressant.

But I’ll tell you what - you give me a case of beer and I will redistribute it.

I would like to say “I will pay you back” but I won’t. Your grandchildren will pay you back.

K?

375 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:07:36pm

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

376 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:07:42pm

re: #372 rwmofo

The door just closed.

Which hatchling has the wittiest moniker?

I think the one with the moniker “Lewinsky”.

377 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:08:28pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

Portman

378 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:08:31pm

re: #372 rwmofo

The door just closed.

Which hatchling has the wittiest moniker?

That’s Mr. President to you. He came in and is giving us our own Obama impersonator to interact with. He’s provided us with a lot of fun.

379 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:08:58pm

re: #378 Dark_Falcon

That’s Mr. President to you. He came in and is giving us our own Obama impersonator to interact with. He’s provided us with a lot of fun.

So has the real thing.

380 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:03pm

re: #351 nyc redneck

o,
could you tell us how you feel abt. hillary.
was it your idea to set her up to look like such an idiot w/ the
re-set button?

;)

Rahm thought it up. Amazing how that guy can turn on his own like that. Makes me love him all the more.

381 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:06pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

Then Johannsen

382 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:14pm

re: #374 That’s Mr. President to you

I brought stimulus. Beer is a depressant.

But I’ll tell you what - you give me a case of beer and I will redistribute it.

I would like to say “I will pay you back” but I won’t. Your grandchildren will pay you back.

K?

how bout some dvds?

383 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:20pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

What’s the question, who’s the most liberal?

384 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:32pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

SJ. I still see a child when I look at NP.

385 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:40pm

re: #325 Pvt Bin Jammin

Weird, it’s blank for me too. Latest Firefox here.

Never upgrade: Upgrade always means some feature you always loved doesn’t work anymore.

386 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:42pm

re: #349 That’s Mr. President to you

Who is this “FCB” and why has he decided to appropriate my initials to supplement his?

This is distressing.

Think of it as an auspicious title and don’t worry about it. :D

387 LEGION  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:45pm

Shame about actor Ron Silver passing from cancer. I liked his conservative political activism in the movie Faren-HYPE 911.

388 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:09:52pm

re: #381 Radicchio ad Absurdum

Then Johannsen

You’ve spoiled your ballot, dude, and voided your vote.

And no, Minnesota Rules do NOT apply here.

389 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:10:28pm

re: #378 Dark_Falcon

That’s Mr. President to you. He came in and is giving us our own Obama impersonator to interact with. He’s provided us with a lot of fun.

This guy’s an impersonator? Seems authentic to me.

390 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:10:32pm
391 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:10:32pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Neither. :)

392 purple  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:10:42pm

Hello Hatchlings- I am from the brood that hatched just days before you. I’m glad to have a batch of younger siblings to beat up on! Welcome!

393 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:10:53pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

I’ll go with Portman. She’s a good actress who hasn’t let Hollywood make her crazy. Brains, beauty, and talent are a very good combination.

394 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:10:54pm

re: #380 That’s Mr. President to you

;)

Rahm thought it up. Amazing how that guy can turn on his own like that. Makes me love him all the more.

me too.
i just love little short tuff guys w/ napoleon complexes.

395 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:01pm

re: #373 Lincolntf

Ordonez went out of his way to shoot a TV commercial endorsing Hugo’s “President for Life” bid.
Magglio is dead to me.

Funny, whe ol’ Maggs needed some really tricky knee surgery, he didn’t go to Venezuela to get it done, gee…I wonder why?

396 Bobblehead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:01pm

re: #362 midwestgak

It’s the age of Aquarius.

You know I always felt stupid mouthing that slang back in my 1960’s college days. Now I love it.

397 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:01pm

re: #359 Dark_Falcon

She is saying you are a f&^ing commie bastard, sir. I have tried to talk her out of using the f-word but I cannot. Mandy says what she thinks. And sadly, she’s not from Chicago and can’t be bribed.

Is there such a person?

I intend to find out!

398 HoosierHoops  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:03pm

re: #366 Mirage

marshmellows, graham crackers and hershey’s chocolate would be great during a meltdown :D

The Lizard Cookbook is always great to have on hand…
The troll dishes are to die for..
/

399 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:08pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

How about “both at the same time”

400 Mirage  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:18pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

I vote “Yes” since “Both” is not acceptable :D

401 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:25pm

re: #346 Bloodnok

This fellow is cracking me up.

Aisha is that you?

I was thinking FBV.

402 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:41pm

re: #368 Bloodnok

GDMFCBBHO is reserved for year 3.

LOL!

403 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:11:57pm

So far, it’s one (valid) ballot for Natalie, one for Scarlett.

Polling is still very much open.

404 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:12:20pm

re: #352 Zimriel

Well, all is.

405 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:12:24pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

First one, then the other… that’s not both is it?

406 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:12:38pm

re: #385 BatGuano

Never upgrade: Upgrade always means some feature you always loved doesn’t work anymore.

You’ve got a point there. Guess I should not have it set on automatic updates.

We were just playing a little joke, though.

407 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:12:44pm

re: #382 brookly red

how bout some dvds?

Excellent idea.

I noticed a set on sale at Amazon - “Best of the Keystone Cops”

Somehow I feel viscerally attracted to that one.

408 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:12:54pm

re: #397 That’s Mr. President to you

Is there such a person?

I intend to find out!

have you lurked long?…or at all?

409 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:13:04pm

re: #403 Occasional Reader

Polling is still very much open.

Yes, but is the bar?

410 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:13:22pm

re: #403 Occasional Reader

Polling is still very much open.

In that case Johanssen … pole-dancing

411 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:13:24pm

re: #405 jcm

First one, then the other… that’s not both is it?

Sweet jebus… do NONE of you guys know how to vote?!

No wonder McCain lost.

412 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:13:38pm

re: #397 That’s Mr. President to you

Is there such a person?

I intend to find out!

Chicago history says there is. There was even a Mayor of Chicago once named Charles Dever who could not be bribed. Of course, he only served one term before Big Bill Thompson got the office back. Chicago has never seen corruption as a real problem.

413 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:13:38pm

re: #275 Killgore Trout

Just popped up on Digg……
Michael Ruse on Darwinism
An interesting commentary on the debate.

Interesting but chaotic to the point of incomprehensibility. I agree with him that, for creationists, evolution is a rallying banner for cultural issues more than a scientific theory. But he segues into Hillary Clinton in a pantsuit (huh?) and talks about younger people saying “I agree with you on abortion, what about global warming” (for? against? with whom are they agreeing?).

And toward the end he opines that Obama is a symbol of the possibility to bridge cultural gaps between evangelicals and evolutionists. That reveals him as entirely ignorant of American sociology. Obama is a symbol, a symptom I should say, of the electorate’s capacity for self-delusion.

414 VioletTiger  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:13:38pm

re: #392 purple

Hello Hatchlings- I am from the brood that hatched just days before you. I’m glad to have a batch of younger siblings to beat up on! Welcome!

Another purple person!

415 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:13:42pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

I think either would be a “quick poll”.

/I am SO sorry….

416 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:14:12pm

re: #411 Occasional Reader

Sweet jebus… do NONE of you guys know how to vote?!

No wonder McCain lost.

Maybe it is not the voting that is the problem, but the poll …?

417 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:14:18pm

re: #403 Occasional Reader

So far, it’s one (valid) ballot for Natalie, one for Scarlett.

Polling is still very much open.

I’ll break the tie and end it….ah…ah…what was the question again?

418 livefreeor die  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:14:28pm

re: #407 That’s Mr. President to you

Excellent idea.

I noticed a set on sale at Amazon - “Best of the Keystone Cops”

Somehow I feel viscerally attracted to that one.

Mr. President,
What attracted you to your wife? Was it love at first sight? How do you keep the magic in your relationship?

419 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:14:48pm

re: #411 Occasional Reader

Sweet jebus… do NONE of you guys know how to vote?!

No wonder McCain lost.

I’m voting Seattle Style, which is sorta’ like Chicago but more friendly like.

420 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:15:03pm

You know, I really wish that history had turned so that I might answer a certain question with:
“Barack Obama? Barack Obama? HMMMMMM? Isn’t that a character from “Star Wars”?”

421 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:15:15pm

re: #397 That’s Mr. President to you

I think you should resign.

422 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:15:21pm

The correct answer is: Natalie Portman.

Thank you for your attention.

423 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:15:33pm

re: #267 brookly red

He only drinks if someone else is buying: Captain Spaulding

424 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:15:35pm
425 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:15:41pm

re: #418 livefreeor die

Mr. President,
What attracted you to your wife? Was it love at first sight? How do you keep the magic in your relationship?

Youtube Video

426 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:15:46pm

re: #407 That’s Mr. President to you

Excellent idea.

I noticed a set on sale at Amazon - “Best of the Keystone Cops”

Somehow I feel viscerally attracted to that one.

Gee thanks… all that Bush guy ever gave me was a tax cut.

427 Bobblehead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:15:52pm

I’m voting for Scarlett, only because she was so good in The Girl With the Pearl Earring

428 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:16:19pm

re: #416 Radicchio ad Absurdum

Maybe it is not the voting that is the problem, but the poll …?

Okay, fine. Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johannsen, or Janet Reno?

429 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:16:49pm

re: #427 Bobblehead

I’m voting for Scarlett, only because she was so good in The Girl With the Pearl Earring

My favorite was The Girl with the Pearl Necklace

She filmed that a few years before she got big

430 sattv4u2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:17:06pm

re: #427 Bobblehead

I’m voting for Scarlett, only because she was so good in The Girl With the Pearl Earring

Not to mention Gone With The Wind !

what ? different Scarlett, you say !?!?!?

431 Van Helsing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:17:28pm

re: #418 livefreeor die

Mr. President,
What attracted you to your wife? Was it love at first sight? How do you keep the magic in your relationship?

You’re a reporter for Newsweek?
Who’d a thunk it…

432 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:17:34pm

re: #357 albusteve

you sound confused…initials?

I am never confused.

I am always the smartest person in the room.

Well - except for that Patraeus guy - he scares the shit out of me. I guess one other thing scares the shit out of me - a recurring dream in which my ears don’t stop growing. Then they turn into teleprompters. Whichever way I turn I can’t read them. That scares me too, but it isn’t a dude, so it doesn’t count.

433 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:17:36pm
434 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:17:39pm

re: #428 Occasional Reader

Okay, fine. Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johannsen, or Janet Reno?

well that narrows it down!…wtf?

435 sattv4u2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:17:58pm

re: #428 Occasional Reader

Okay, fine. Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johannsen, or Janet Reno?

Madelaine Albright! Yowza!

436 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:04pm

re: #433 MandyManners

That’s what she said.

437 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:29pm

re: #432 That’s Mr. President to you

I am never confused.

I am always the smartest person in the room.

Well - except for that Patraeus guy - he scares the shit out of me. I guess one other thing scares the shit out of me - a recurring dream in which my ears don’t stop growing. Then they turn into teleprompters. Whichever way I turn I can’t read them. That scares me too, but it isn’t a dude, so it doesn’t count.

what are your initials you referred to?

438 Racer X  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:30pm
439 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:31pm

re: #433 MandyManners

Wow. You Lizards are fast tonight.

If I had a dollar….

440 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:31pm
441 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:34pm

that was pretty funny, but I am late to the party as usual.

442 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:37pm

re: #429 Radicchio ad Absurdum

My favorite was The Girl with the Pearl Necklace

She filmed that a few years before she got big

Bad Radicchio! Bad, bad Radicchio!

443 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:41pm

re: #420 IslandLibertarian

You know, I really wish that history had turned so that I might answer a certain question with:
“Barack Obama? Barack Obama? HMMMMMM? Isn’t that a character from “Star Wars”?”

That’s actually how it worked. Obama is from the future. He wanted to rob our children without them knowing it. So he got in his De Lorean, transported to now and pulled it off. He’ll be gone in 4-8 years and our kids won’t know what hit them until they get to the future.

444 livefreeor die  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:18:46pm

re: #425 jcm

Crap-where is my brain bleach?

445 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:19:41pm

re: #440 MandyManners

DOH!

446 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:20:14pm

re: #442 Occasional Reader

Bad Radicchio! Bad, bad Radicchio!

Yer just pissed that I beat you to it.

447 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:20:17pm

re: #421 Sharmuta

I think you should resign.

I am resigned to the fact that there are some people who just can’t bring themselves to worship me. When confronted with such distressing thoughts, I turn to the many preachings of Rev. Jeremiah Wright, which I have one DVD. I am a man of faith, after all.

448 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:20:50pm

Scarlett and Natalie are both bat shit crazy libs, which is really too bad. Perhaps with age they will wise up. Right…..
Scarlett has nice breasts though! :)

449 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:20:56pm

re: #444 livefreeor die

Yeah, pass me some. Fisting as a sign of affection?

450 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:21:24pm

re: #432 That’s Mr. President to you

I am never confused.

I am always the smartest person in the room.

Well - except for that Patraeus guy - he scares the shit out of me. I guess one other thing scares the shit out of me - a recurring dream in which my ears don’t stop growing. Then they turn into teleprompters. Whichever way I turn I can’t read them. That scares me too, but it isn’t a dude, so it doesn’t count.

It’s cool. Then you’ll have a place to hide your bong - and stuff.

451 phoenixgirl  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:21:26pm

re: #449 carefulnow

that was just gross

452 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:21:36pm

re: #440 MandyManners

There’s a dirty joke in there about a necklace but I ain’t gonna’ make it.

Youtube Video

453 Bobblehead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:21:47pm

re: #440 MandyManners

There’s a dirty joke in there about a necklace but I ain’t gonna’ make it.

You’re showing uncommon restraint tonight.

How is young Mr. Manners? Looking forward to spring break and the visit from Mr. Easter Bunny?

454 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:21:51pm

re: #437 albusteve

what are your initials you referred to?

FCBBHO which I now chose to mean “Finely Charismatic Being”

455 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:21:53pm

re: #447 That’s Mr. President to you

I am resigned to the fact that there are some people who just can’t bring themselves to worship me. When confronted with such distressing thoughts, I turn to the many preachings of Rev. Jeremiah Wright, which I have one DVD. I am a man of faith, after all.

now, about that birth certificate thingy?

456 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:22:05pm

re: #451 phoenixgirl

Did you look at the you tube link?

457 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:22:22pm

Interesting red banner Drudge has up.

Looks as if the American Legion actually met with him regarding that issue of charging them for service related care.

458 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:22:23pm

re: #438 Racer X

Suzanna Gratia-Hupp: What the Second Amendment is REALLY For

It’s a shame I can’t upding that more than once. That should be required viewing for every member of congress.

459 phoenixgirl  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:22:49pm

re: #456 carefulnow

no

460 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:23:07pm

re: #444 livefreeor die

Crap-where is my brain bleach?

You asked………
;-P

461 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:23:22pm

re: #459 phoenixgirl

Well, trust me - don’t!

462 livefreeor die  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:24:03pm

re: #460 jcm

You asked………
;-P

I asked Mr. President.
Notice how he avoided questions about his magical marriage.

463 phoenixgirl  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:24:22pm

re: #461 carefulnow

i won’t!

464 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:24:24pm

re: #450 rwmofo

It’s cool. Then you’ll have a place to hide your bong - and stuff.

There you go, bud. Come on down to Camp David some weekend.

I started a “garden” in the forest there - the Secret Service freaked.

Got American stuff growing there - started with plants from Maui and Humbolt. Looking to get hooked up with some of that shit from the Smokey Mountains.

465 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:24:26pm

re: #447 That’s Mr. President to you

Ever read the tale of The Fish and the Fisherman?

466 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:24:58pm

re: #425 jcm



You are a bad bad man.

467 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:24:58pm
468 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:24:59pm

re: #457 formercorpsman

Interesting red banner Drudge has up.

Looks as if the American Legion actually met with him regarding that issue of charging them for service related care.

Yeah, I mentioned it earlier…the way no one reacted, I thought it had been commented on before on this thread, but I sure couldn’t find it…
Stuff like this might, just might open some people’s eyes…I can dream, can’t I?

469 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:25:04pm

re: #454 That’s Mr. President to you

FCBBHO which I now chose to mean “Finely Charismatic Being”

So was Mao…. he had a special tastes in his selection of females….

470 AlexRogan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:25:08pm

re: #448 ziggyelman

Scarlett and Natalie are both bat shit crazy libs, which is really too bad. Perhaps with age they will wise up. Right…..
Scarlett has nice breasts though! :)

Who cares about what their politics are, especially when you get them in the sack and put a ball gag on them?

/

471 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:26:07pm

re: #455 brookly red

I’m guessing that since Daddy was absent, Mommy was willing to fill out whatever forms guaranteed her the most cash assistance.

If it had served their purposes at the time, Barry would be an Eskimo Jew displaced from Gaza.

472 livefreeor die  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:26:36pm

re: #468 ziggyelman

Yeah, I mentioned it earlier…the way no one reacted, I thought it had been commented on before on this thread, but I sure couldn’t find it…
Stuff like this might, just might open some people’s eyes…I can dream, can’t I?

There was some discussion of it on the previous thread. I’ll repeat what I said there-it’s a disgrace that Obama is the Commander-in-Chief and treating our military this way.

473 Racer X  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:27:00pm

re: #468 ziggyelman

Yeah, I mentioned it earlier…the way no one reacted, I thought it had been commented on before on this thread, but I sure couldn’t find it…
Stuff like this might, just might open some people’s eyes…I can dream, can’t I?

I still say it is a ploy by Obama to get people riled up against it - then slide in his Socialist health care.

474 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:27:02pm

re: #464 That’s Mr. President to you

There you go, bud. Come on down to Camp David some weekend.

I started a “garden” in the forest there - the Secret Service freaked.

Got American stuff growing there - started with plants from Maui and Humbolt. Looking to get hooked up with some of that shit from the Smokey Mountains.

Mr. President, if I can make an observation. Isn’t it weird how everyone acts like you are in amazing shape, when your arms are skinny? Looks like you just had some pec implants. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….But Bush worked out like a fiend, and folks act like you are the first fit Prez…weird, eh what?

475 MJ  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:27:03pm

From the Department of Wishful Thinking, this announcement from the State Department:

U.S. Welcomes Agreement on Gaza Weapons Smuggling

Robert Wood

Acting Department Spokesman, Office of the Spokesman

Bureau of Public Affairs

Washington, DC

March 16, 2009


The Department of State welcomes the March 13 agreement in London by representatives of nine countries (Canada, Denmark, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, the United Kingdom, and the United States) on a program of action in response to concerns over continued smuggling of weapons into Gaza. This initiative will strengthen the international community’s ability to support a durable cease-fire. The Program of Action provides a comprehensive platform for enhanced cooperation and coordination in the areas of information and intelligence sharing; diplomatic engagement; and military and law enforcement activities.


The initiative should be seen in the context of relevant UN Security Council resolutions as well as counterterrorism and non-proliferation regimes. Countries will meet on a regular basis to review common efforts.


Working with our partners, the United States is committed to move forward quickly with the new mechanism to seek to block arms shipments to Gaza, which constitute a threat to regional peace and security and put innocent lives of Israelis and Palestinians at risk.


state.gov

476 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:27:08pm
477 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:27:12pm

re: #424 taxfreekiller

[Link: www.rasmussenreports.com…]

79% is not good, “That’s Mr. President to You.”

not all polls should be used or allowed to be used by the msm

Border?

There’s a border?

478 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:27:22pm

re: #471 Lincolntf

I’m guessing that since Daddy was absent, Mommy was willing to fill out whatever forms guaranteed her the most cash assistance.

If it had served their purposes at the time, Barry would be an Eskimo Jew displaced from Gaza.

hush, I wanna here it from the man.

479 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:27:29pm

re: #466 LudwigVanQuixote

You are a bad bad man.

Who? Me? I’m just relaying information out in the media…….
*innocent look*

480 revobob  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:28:02pm

re: #435 sattv4u2

Madelaine Albright! Yowza!

Helen Thomas gotta be in there to be fair!

481 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:28:22pm

re: #480 revobob

Helen Thomas gotta be in there to be fair!

Donna Shalala

482 livefreeor die  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:28:39pm

re: #477 That’s Mr. President to you

Border?

There’s a border?

Mr. President,
How do you plan to fight terrorism?

483 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:28:48pm
484 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:28:48pm

re: #481 Radicchio ad Absurdum

Donna Shalala

Joy Behar

485 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:28:57pm

re: #467 taxfreekiller

Fox News keeps that dumb ass Mike Huckabee on another month, tfk is done with them too.

I can live with out ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, adding FNN is no real step,
they got the silly ass of late, to bad, if they want in the “ugh” club, fine with me.

I’m with you there. Huckabee makes me lunge for the remote. I…don’t…get…it.

Honestly I’m done with Hannity as well. I actually miss Colmes hanging slow curve-balls for the conservative guests. Watching AC getting smacked around was mildly entertaining.

486 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:29:04pm

re: #477 That’s Mr. President to you

Border?

There’s a border?

Don’t worry. We all know there is no border or boundary to your power and wisdom.

/sarc

487 stevieray  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:29:13pm

re: #477 That’s Mr. President to you

Border?

There’s a border?

A hegemonic creation of the patriarchy, a relic of colonialism.

488 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:29:17pm

re: #482 livefreeor die

Mr. President,
How do you plan to fight terrorism?

This is like a “2000 Year Old Man” skit.

489 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:29:18pm

re: #482 livefreeor die

Mr. President,
How do you plan to fight terrorism?

The pen is mightier than the sword?

490 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:29:21pm

re: #465 Sharmuta

Ever read the tale of The Fish and the Fisherman?

“Head in the air.
Tail in the sea.
Fish!
Fish!
Speak to me!
….that one?

491 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:29:27pm

re: #483 taxfreekiller

Obama is a dumb ass, then he poked my U.S. fighting men in the eye,
not nice to piss off , mean old Apache cowboy types some say.

Tea Parties.
Vote Registration drives.
Join the R party.
Work on the blue dog Democrats.
””“”Picket the dam ACORN offices.”“”“””
Stir shit up.

If no one is an ACORN office can I occupy it?

492 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:29:33pm

re: #468 ziggyelman

There was a thread on this IIRC, a couple of days ago.

A number of different opinions espoused. It seems to me still, some kind of back-handed gesture to qualify universal health-care because quite a few democrat office holders had responded unfavorably to the idea .

I still can’t wrap my brain around it politically. From the moment an administration gets in, they are looking at running the second election 4 years down the road.

Actually having something like this come to fruition under your watch, despite what the ends are would almost in the Willie Horton file to me.

493 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:29:41pm

re: #477 That’s Mr. President to you

Border?

There’s a border?

so your net persona is a BO rip off?….does this last forever?

494 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:30:00pm
495 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:30:03pm

re: #485 rwmofo

No more Fox in my house, either.

496 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:30:28pm

re: #483 taxfreekiller

Obama is a dumb ass, then he poked my U.S. fighting men in the eye,
not nice to piss off , mean old Apache cowboy types some say.

Tea Parties.
Vote Registration drives.
Join the R party.
Work on the blue dog Democrats.
””“”Picket the dam ACORN offices.”“”“””
Stir shit up.

Sounds good to me!

497 livefreeor die  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:30:39pm

re: #494 taxfreekiller

Hell ya,,,, HOLD SOME TEA PARTIES ON THE PUBLIC SIDE WALKS IN FRONT OF THE DAM ‘“ACORN” OFFICES.

Action Drill.

I love this idea. Multiple updings!

498 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:30:50pm

re: #467 taxfreekiller

Fox News keeps that dumb ass Mike Huckabee on another month, tfk is done with them too.

I can live with out ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, adding FNN is no real step,
they got the silly ass of late, to bad, if they want in the “ugh” club, fine with me.

Just dump them now, tfk. It’s not so bad. Pretty easy, really.

499 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:31:05pm

re: #465 Sharmuta

Ever read the tale of The Fish and the Fisherman?

Nah.

But I was doing bong hits in a L.A. hotel at the 2000 convention and got really stoned and started to rummage around for something to read. Found a book in the night stand with “Gideon” printed on it, opened it in the middle and started to read it.

Anyway, I tripped good! The dude in this Gideon book could walk on water and turn a few fish and loaves into a shitload and I said “Hey - I could do that!”

The rest is history.

500 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:31:19pm

re: #493 albusteve

so your net persona is a BO rip off?….does this last forever?

It’s already old.

501 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:31:50pm

re: #484 Gus 802

Joy Behar

At least you can imagine Behar being not hideous back in the day…can’t with any of the other “women”

502 rwmofo  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:32:03pm

re: #425 jcm

Crap. I just watched this. Hide the kids.

503 rightwinger3  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:32:06pm

Has everybody read the spinoff link that Taqyia2me posted?

504 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:32:08pm
505 lawhawk  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:32:17pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

First one, then the other. Have to comparison test.

But if all else fails, Natalie. Someone has to set her straight on her politics. /

506 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:32:28pm

Meanwhile, south of the border…

A long-simmering trade dispute boiled over into sanctions on Monday after Mexico said it would raise tariffs on $2.4 billion of US exports in retaliation for ending a pilot programme to allow Mexican trucks on American roads.
The sanctions, which Mexican officials say are set to be imposed later this week, will be one of the largest acts of retaliation against US exports. US goods exports to Mexico totalled $151.5 billion last year.


Mexico to impose sanctions on US exports

507 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:32:32pm

re: #454 That’s Mr. President to you

o,
do you think you could just spread the lib wealth around,
since they seem to really love the idea and we do NOT?

whoa, i’m feeling faint… just that YOU are here.
oh no… someone , catch meeeeeeeeee.

508 oc livin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:32:37pm

re: #477 That’s Mr. President to you

Borders are just social constructs designed by “anti-immigrant” groups.

509 revobob  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:32:51pm

re: #500 pink freud

It’s already old.

Not as old as the original!

510 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:33:01pm

re: #474 ziggyelman

Mr. President, if I can make an observation. Isn’t it weird how everyone acts like you are in amazing shape, when your arms are skinny? Looks like you just had some pec implants. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….But Bush worked out like a fiend, and folks act like you are the first fit Prez…weird, eh what?

Confession - Michelle uses her toned arms to kick my ass. Regularly.

511 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:33:01pm

re: #494 taxfreekiller

Hell ya,,,, HOLD SOME TEA PARTIES ON THE PUBLIC SIDE WALKS IN FRONT OF THE DAM ‘“ACORN” OFFICES.

Action Drill.

/Catch a fire, the table is turning…

512 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:33:08pm
513 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:33:21pm

re: #509 revobob

Not as old as the original!

Ain’t that the truth.

514 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:33:34pm

re: #509 revobob

Not as old as the original!

yes it is

515 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:34:14pm

re: #507 nyc redneck

o,
do you think you could just spread the lib wealth around,
since they seem to really love the idea and we do NOT?

whoa, i’m feeling faint… just that YOU are here.
oh no… someone , catch meeeeeeeeee.

You haven’t asked Him where your unicorn is. And you have been waiting so patiently…

516 Bobblehead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:34:15pm

re: #509 revobob

Not as old as the original!

Hoo boy, you can say that again.

517 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:34:21pm

re: #499 That’s Mr. President to you

The rest is history.

you just jumped the shark……….

518 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:34:36pm

Please pardon what may seem like chiding - but I really think that the family life and family members of politicians should be off limits - unless they too are directly involved in politics.

Everyone here knows that I am not the biggest fan of Obama, but there is something very inappropriate making such personal attacks. Honestly, I come from a place where insulting a man’s wife is asking for an ass-whupping. It’s honestly just against my guy code to do it. And honestly, even if their marriage was bad, gloating over it is just mean.

I know there are some who will disagree with me here - and you may be right, but I really do not get the same vibe off of Michelle Obama that I get off of Hillary.

519 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:34:50pm

re: #504 taxfreekiller

Hell ya,

“Our Tax Money” is paying the f’n rent for ACORN, we have our rights to move in and do over nights on cots and eat all the snaks.

can you cook?..I’m in

520 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:35:37pm

Well -

As usual, everyone wants to talk to me. But I am tired.

Gotta go body surf the mattress.

(That is cool Hawaiian dude talk for “go to sleep”).

521 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:35:52pm

re: #499 That’s Mr. President to you

The correct 0bamaAnswer™ was: “I can’t come here and hang out and have you guys, you know, asking me questions and grilling me. That’s really going to harsh the mellow of just popping in to say hi.”

522 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:36:23pm

re: #510 That’s Mr. President to you

Confession - Michelle uses her toned arms to kick my ass. Regularly.

We believe you

523 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:36:37pm
524 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:36:38pm

re: #520 That’s Mr. President to you

Well -

As usual, everyone wants to talk to me. But I am tired.

Gotta go body surf the mattress.

(That is cool Hawaiian dude talk for “go to sleep”).

stay away as long as you want

525 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:36:55pm

re: #510 That’s Mr. President to you

Confession - Michelle uses her toned arms to kick my ass. Regularly.

ya know, I have been pushing this stupid button for almost an hour now and Iran is still there… I think your full of crap!

526 VioletTiger  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:37:03pm

re: #510 That’s Mr. President to you

Confession - Michelle uses her toned arms to kick my ass. Regularly.


We suspected that.

527 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:37:25pm

re: #501 ziggyelman

At least you can imagine Behar being not hideous back in the day…can’t with any of the other “women”

I’ll still take Cote De Pablo.

528 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:37:33pm

re: #517 IslandLibertarian


The rest is history.

you just jumped the shark……….

And now he will praise himself again. Jumping sharks is hard.

529 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:37:34pm

re: #488 Bloodnok

This is like a “2000 Year Old Man” skit.

Saran Wrap!

530 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:38:05pm

re: #510 That’s Mr. President to you

Confession - Michelle uses her toned arms to kick my ass. Regularly.

you are P. whipped? by your wife? And you are a dem? That sure is surprising! ;)

531 AlexRogan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:38:36pm

re: #482 livefreeor die

Mr. President,
How do you plan to fight terrorism?

Hey, hey…lay off the Prez for a minute! I’m sure he’s still tired and wants to eat a waffle or to before resuming his taxing chat session here…

;-P

532 Syrah  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:38:42pm

Am I too late?

Did I miss feeding time again?

533 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:38:45pm

re: #524 albusteve

stay away as long as you want

Shtick gets old pretty quick doesn’t it.

534 itellu3times  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:38:45pm

re: #506 Killer Tomato

Meanwhile, south of the border…

Mexico to impose sanctions on US exports

Aren’t most of those “exports” components for Mexican assembly for reimport back to the US?

535 revobob  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:38:54pm

re: #518 LudwigVanQuixote

Please pardon what may seem like chiding - but I really think that the family life and family members of politicians should be off limits - unless they too are directly involved in politics.

Everyone here knows that I am not the biggest fan of Obama, but there is something very inappropriate making such personal attacks. Honestly, I come from a place where insulting a man’s wife is asking for an ass-whupping. It’s honestly just against my guy code to do it. And honestly, even if their marriage was bad, gloating over it is just mean.

I know there are some who will disagree with me here - and you may be right, but I really do not get the same vibe off of Michelle Obama that I get off of Hillary.


OK- point taken, and I agree that we shouldn’t descend to the level of our opponents. I do think that if a spouse takes on a highly visible role (as I believe Michelle is) then a certain amount of um, uh, contructive commentary may not be completely inappropriate.

536 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:39:03pm

hey o, where’s my g.d. unicorn ?
you know i put in for a white one w/ a pink mane and tail.
one that flies so i can soar above central park.
damn it.

re: #515 Bloodnok

thanks for reminding me.

537 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:39:38pm
538 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:40:10pm

re: #533 Gus 802

Shtick gets old pretty quick doesn’t it.

yes…

539 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:40:10pm

re: #310 MandyManners

FCBBHO, YOU SUCK!

Sorry, Mr. President. Mandy’s fist appears to be fully clenched.

540 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:40:16pm

re: #534 itellu3times

Aren’t most of those “exports” components for Mexican assembly for reimport back to the US?

Entirely possible I suppose - this is what I got from it.

Mexico said it would increase tariffs on 90 industrial and agricultural goods, likely to include politically sensitive farm products, after Congress last week killed a pilot programme allowing a limited number of Mexican trucks on American highways.
541 carefulnow  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:40:20pm

re: #521 Sharmuta

Damn! I thought there was a funny ObamaAnswer site. Sort of like a Magic 8 Ball.

(Don’t down ding me for a Magic 8 Ball being black and thinkin’ I’m racist, now.)

542 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:40:29pm

re: #503 rightwinger3

Has everybody read the spinoff link that Taqyia2me posted?

It’s a drudge headline as well….After the trial balloon a few days ago, I thought for sure the story was dead….wrong!

543 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:41:28pm

re: #534 itellu3times

Aren’t most of those “exports” components for Mexican assembly for reimport back to the US?

Many of them are. I doubt that Mexico sees itself as having a choice. This is the only way that they can get Obama’s attention. It probably won’t work either: The Dems are doing this to gain Teamsters support, not because of any safety issue.

544 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:41:47pm

re: #529 Occasional Reader

Saran Wrap!

You can put 3 olives in it and make a little one.

545 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:41:51pm
546 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:42:06pm

re: #527 Gus 802

I’ll still take Cote De Pablo.

Don’t know her, but wouldn’t mind knowing her!

547 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:42:34pm

re: #545 MandyManners

Why not protest in front of ACORN offices all across the nation?!

That would clearly be racist!

548 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:42:35pm

re: #546 ziggyelman

Don’t know her, but wouldn’t mind knowing her!

She plays Ziva on NCIS.

549 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:42:39pm

re: #536 nyc redneck

hey o, where’s my g.d. unicorn ?
you know i put in for a white one w/ a pink mane and tail.
one that flies so i can soar above central park.
damn it.

The unicorn thing is kind of like TARP. You think you want it, but once you get it and start living with the fine print, it’s a bit of a bitch. I can hardly sleep with all the rainbows this thing keeps farting.

550 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:42:47pm

re: #535 revobob

OK- point taken, and I agree that we shouldn’t descend to the level of our opponents. I do think that if a spouse takes on a highly visible role (as I believe Michelle is) then a certain amount of um, uh, contructive commentary may not be completely inappropriate.


Constructive criticism sure. However, from day one, Hillary was into the mix politically in other words, fair game. I am just not seeing that from Michelle. If and when she corsses that line ok.

I wouldn’t be happy about saying mean things about Laura Bush or Martha Washington either.

551 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:42:55pm

Brazilian Candid Camera….
Risque…..
Liveleak Video

552 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:42:59pm

After tea, tee off..

553 lawhawk  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:43:26pm

re: #512 MandyManners

Well, he could be right - if he were comparing Obama to Vogons.

554 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:44:08pm

re: #545 MandyManners

Why not protest in front of ACORN offices all across the nation?!

I have a feeling that wouldn’t end well at all.

555 sjm_888  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:44:20pm

Each and every day, Barry Hussian Obama just tears everything about this country to shreds. Look at the damage this guy has done and it’s not been a hundred days yet. It is amazing.

556 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:45:04pm
557 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:45:09pm
558 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:45:33pm

re: #375 Occasional Reader

Okay, guys, quick poll:

Natalie Portman, or Scarlett Johannsen?

(Note: “Both” is not a valid answer)

Portman. My husband says both, simultaneously, and when told that was not an option said “Whatever.”

559 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:45:58pm

re: #556 Iron Fist

Dude, you made me laugh out loud. It’s not been a particularly plesant day, so thanks. I needed that :-)

now, i wish i would have voted for him.
lol
;)

560 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:45:59pm
561 AlexRogan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:46:03pm

re: #506 Killer Tomato

Meanwhile, south of the border…


Mexico to impose sanctions on US exports

F**k the Federales….I’d rather export less to Mexico than have the possibility of poorly-trained and -vetted Mexican drivers driving poorly-maintained equipment running willy-nilly throughout the US. It’s not like we don’t already have our own problem drivers and trucks to worry about…

562 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:46:07pm

Everybody’s pretty chatty tonight. Fast moving thread.

563 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:46:27pm

re: #560 Iron Fist

Pardon me if you’ve already answered it, but why the 888?

It’s toll free.

564 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:46:34pm

re: #550 LudwigVanQuixote

Constructive criticism sure. However, from day one, Hillary was into the mix politically in other words, fair game. I am just not seeing that from Michelle. If and when she corsses that line ok.

I wouldn’t be happy about saying mean things about Laura Bush or Martha Washington either.

Michelle possesses an arrogance that invites unkind reaction. Even Hillary did not incur disdain the way Michelle does.

565 Racer X  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:47:53pm

Goldilocks & the three bears

A far more accurate account in the Bears’ house of the events on that fateful morning…

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. “Who’s been eating my porridge?!?” he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, “For God’s sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cats’ litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

And now that you’ve decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I’m only going to say this once….

I HAVEN’T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET”.

566 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:48:04pm

re: #561 talon_262

F**k the Federales….I’d rather export less to Mexico than have the possibility of poorly-trained and -vetted Mexican drivers driving poorly-maintained equipment running willy-nilly throughout the US. It’s not like we don’t already have our own problem drivers and trucks to worry about…

I say we should let them bring in all the trucks they want. Fill them with their citizens who don’t belong here, and then leave.

567 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:48:37pm

re: #564 pink freud

Michelle has been an outspoken political activist forever.
She’s fair game.

568 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:48:48pm

SEATTLE P-I, 1863-2009

The Seattle Post-Intelligencer will roll off the presses for the last time Tuesday.

The Hearst Corp. announced Monday that it would stop publishing the 146-year old newspaper, Seattle’s oldest business, and cease delivery to more than 117,600 weekday readers.

The company, however, said it would maintain seattlepi.com, making it the nation’s largest daily newspaper to shift to an entirely digital news product.

569 sjm_888  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:49:18pm

re: #560 Iron Fist

They were the numbers on the license plate of my first car (79 Camaro, 350, 4 spd) I bought back in 1981. :>

570 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:49:42pm

re: #372 rwmofo

The door just closed.

Which hatchling has the wittiest moniker?

I want to know which moniker has the wittiest hatchling.

571 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:49:44pm

re: #535 revobob

OK- point taken, and I agree that we shouldn’t descend to the level of our opponents. I do think that if a spouse takes on a highly visible role (as I believe Michelle is) then a certain amount of um, uh, contructive commentary may not be completely inappropriate.

I despise Michelle.

She took advantage of affirmative-action at Princeton, and got her diploma by writing about woe-is-me how uncomfortable it felt being an affirmative-action graduate. She then got a $100k patronage job at University of Chicago, and tripled even that queenly salary when hubby got into the Senate.

She deserves, at the very least, public humiliation. What she really deserves is a fine and a stint in a Cook County jail, for cheating the universities and workplaces through which her career went.

572 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:49:47pm
573 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:49:50pm
574 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:50:04pm

re: #569 sjm_888

They were the numbers on the license plate of my first car (79 Camaro, 350, 4 spd) I bought back in 1981. :>

And you survived!
Amazing!

;-)

575 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:50:13pm

re: #564 pink freud

Michelle possesses an arrogance that invites unkind reaction. Even Hillary did not incur disdain the way Michelle does.

Of course not. The Clintons can actually pretend to listen to people. The Obamas can’t, they just look like they’re enduring the other side spouting off before they go with what they’d already said they were going to do.

576 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:50:18pm

re: #527 Gus 802

I’ll still take Cote De Pablo.

Well, yes.

577 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:50:18pm

re: #566 Killer Tomato

I say we should let them bring in all the trucks they want. Fill them with their citizens who don’t belong here, and then leave.

what are you running for … i gotta vote for you.

578 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:50:24pm

re: #571 Zimriel

Nice.

579 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:50:30pm

re: #572 Iron Fist

I had forgotten that. Probably. What I was concerned about (so as I don’t sound like a total nut) is that “88” is neo-Nazi/skinhead slang for “Heil Hitler”. 8 is the letter “H”. I presume they think they are being clever with this little circumlocution, and, I guess, for them they are. One can’t expect much from them.

Ah. I had forgotten that,

580 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:50:37pm

re: #569 sjm_888

They were the numbers on the license plate of my first car (79 Camaro, 350, 4 spd) I bought back in 1981. :>

Bet you wish you still had that sucker!

581 burntjohn  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:50:46pm

re: #554 Killer Tomato

A little anarchy is not such a bad thing.

582 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:51:18pm

re: #581 burntjohn

A little anarchy is not such a bad thing.

Yeah, but who’s gonna’ organize it?

//

583 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:51:22pm

re: #567 Lincolntf

Michelle has been an outspoken political activist forever.
She’s fair game.

She disgraces the office of the First Lady.
She exudes the same lack of class and integrity as her husband.
She appears to an opportunistic sleaze ala 0.

They make a great match.

584 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:51:25pm

re: #571 Zimriel

I despise Michelle.

She took advantage of affirmative-action at Princeton, and got her diploma by writing about woe-is-me how uncomfortable it felt being an affirmative-action graduate. She then got a $100k patronage job at University of Chicago, and tripled even that queenly salary when hubby got into the Senate.

She deserves, at the very least, public humiliation. What she really deserves is a fine and a stint in a Cook County jail, for cheating the universities and workplaces through which her career went.

ha!….indeed, put the wench in chains….I’m sick to death of this bullshit

585 sjm_888  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:51:40pm

re: #574 jcm

It was a magnet for all things good, and bad.

586 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:51:54pm

re: #562 Killgore Trout

Everybody’s pretty chatty tonight.

chatty chatty bang bang.

587 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:52:14pm

re: #568 jcm

SEATTLE P-I, 1863-2009

good riddance. The paper turned into a leftie screed mill. Its staff have only themselves to blame for their paper’s downfall.

588 rain of lead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:52:22pm

re: #440 MandyManners
Hey Mandy!
did you see the upgraded clue-by-four another lizard offerd last nite?
the logic nail and lasersight were awesome :)

589 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:52:24pm

re: #548 Gus 802

She plays Ziva on NCIS.

And even though the ‘Israeli’ plot lines on NCIS are pretty full of holes, she is so gorgeous that I don’t even care.

590 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:52:41pm

re: #548 Gus 802

She plays Ziva on NCIS.

Ahh….watched that show when my Mom was still alive…

591 burntjohn  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:52:41pm

re: #573 taxfreekiller

Lets burn effigies of Obama!

592 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:52:44pm
593 sjm_888  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:52:52pm

re: #580 ziggyelman

Oh yeah.

594 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:53:03pm

re: #564 pink freud

Michelle possesses an arrogance that invites unkind reaction. Even Hillary did not incur disdain the way Michelle does.

Really, I despise Hillary. I think assuming I wasn’t bright enough to know that the Aif Force wouldn’t land her on a runway that was under sniper fire was pretty arrogant. I have a rather long list for Hillary.

I honestly don’t see that kind of nonsense with M. Obama. At best she rates media personage whom I don’t really follow.

595 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:53:06pm

re: #564 pink freud

Michelle possesses an arrogance that invites unkind reaction. Even Hillary did not incur disdain the way Michelle does.

hey pink,
i couldn’t agree more.
wab was involved in campaigning for o.
putting herself out there in such a reprehensible way.
she is a bitter angry hateful person who, i bet, is still not proud of her country.
that chip on her shoulder precludes such thinking.
she has made herself a target of disdain.

596 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:53:16pm

re: #591 burntjohn

Lets burn effigies of Obama!

paper mache only

597 see bs  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:53:36pm

Welcome to the party pal….
(ala Die Hard)

598 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:53:39pm

re: #583 pink freud

First Lady is not an Office, but I hear ya.
We’re dealing with a Philly cokehead and his Baby Mama, we can’t expect class.

599 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:53:40pm
600 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:53:53pm

re: #585 sjm_888

It was a magnet for all things good, and bad.

I had a chance to buy a ‘76 Mustang Mach1 in ‘78 when I was in the Air Force. Insurance would have been more than than payments. I ended up with a slant 6 Plymouth.

601 revobob  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:53:56pm

Ludwig- I think I’m going to stick to my theseis here- for me her comments about being ashamed of America were the over-the-top impetus. It still blows my mind that people voted for ‘them’ after that comment!

602 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:12pm
603 JohnAdams  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:13pm

re: #580 ziggyelman

Bet you wish you still had that sucker!

Or how about the updated version, 2010 Chevy Camaro Black

604 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:17pm

re: #592 taxfreekiller

no cognito
no avanti

things move

Did they get the stick?

605 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:26pm

Smell somethin’?

606 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:31pm

re: #564 pink freud

Michelle possesses an arrogance that invites unkind reaction. Even Hillary did not incur disdain the way Michelle does.

I don’t know about disdain, but raw, screaming hostility, yes. People were horrible about Hillary.

607 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:32pm

re: #600 jcm

I ended up with a slant 6 Plymouth.

Volare!

608 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:36pm

re: #589 SanFranciscoZionist

And even though the ‘Israeli’ plot lines on NCIS are pretty full of holes, she is so gorgeous that I don’t even care.

Is it? She is gorgeous and I like the moxy she plays her with. NCIS is one of the few shows I like the action and the dynamics between the main characters and the humor.

609 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:38pm

re: #597 see bs

Welcome to the party pal….
(ala Die Hard)

Yippey ki yi yay, Motherfucker!

610 lawhawk  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:54:55pm

re: #568 jcm

SEATTLE P-I, 1863-2009

And how long before it disappears into the ether because it doesn’t have a business plan on how to actually make money? It’s now nothing more than a glorified blog with paid staffers (for the moment, that is). It’s let go most of the reporters and editorial staff. I can’t say I’m sorry to see the Dumb as a Post-Intelligencer go, primarily because they treated the consumer with such disdain. They chose to alienate 50%+ of the population with their partisan drivel spread throughout their paper beyond the editorial page, and then they complain that bloggers are the cause for their dismal business performance.

Funny thing is that bloggers are a prime audience for media outlets and instead of treating them as the enemy, they should be working to improve the product.

Of course, they have the bottom line to deal with, and a paper product that can’t compete with craigslist for classified or online services for real estate or ad space isn’t going to last long. And being solely online means that they will not have any potential advantages over the online entities like craigslist either. They will be pushing content created by others - a mere aggregator, and those are a dime a dozen. Heck, many blogs now have news widgets that give them the ability to push news and weather and all kinds of items to their readers.

Hearst has huge problems still, and they aren’t going to be solved by presiding over the online only venture.

611 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:02pm

re: #605 Bloodnok

Smell somethin’?

not anymore…but I did there for a bit

612 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:20pm

re: #603 JohnAdams

Or how about the updated version, 2010 Chevy Camaro Black

I’m partial to this updated car…..

613 JohnAdams  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:21pm

re: #584 albusteve

ha!….indeed, put the wench in chains….I’m sick to death of this bullshit

Duck!

614 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:21pm

re: #592 taxfreekiller

no cognito
no avanti

things move

and of course you can explaine your where abouts tonite…

615 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:30pm

re: #590 ziggyelman

Ahh….watched that show when my Mom was still alive…

Sorry to hear that. Good show. Started from JAG.

616 burntjohn  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:31pm

re: #596 albusteve

Stuff it with the NY Times

617 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:38pm

re: #603 JohnAdams

Or how about the updated version, 2010 Chevy Camaro Black

Sweet ride. Think GM will be able to stay in business long enough to make it?

618 revobob  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:40pm

re: #601 revobob

Ludwig- I think I’m going to stick to my theseis here- for me her comments about being ashamed of America were the over-the-top impetus. It still blows my mind that people voted for ‘them’ after that comment!


PIMF- theseis = thesis just a minotaur error.

619 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:54pm

re: #594 LudwigVanQuixote

Really, I despise Hillary. I think assuming I wasn’t bright enough to know that the Aif Force wouldn’t land her on a runway that was under sniper fire was pretty arrogant. I have a rather long list for Hillary.

I honestly don’t see that kind of nonsense with M. Obama. At best she rates media personage whom I don’t really follow.

she is a hateful racist.

620 Syrah  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:55:54pm

re: #568 jcm

SEATTLE P-I, 1863-2009

Another one bites the dust.

Seattle is now a one paper town. For now.

It will be interesting to see how the Online PI will do.

621 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:56:01pm

re: #594 LudwigVanQuixote

Really, I despise Hillary. I think assuming I wasn’t bright enough to know that the Aif Force wouldn’t land her on a runway that was under sniper fire was pretty arrogant. I have a rather long list for Hillary.

I honestly don’t see that kind of nonsense with M. Obama. At best she rates media personage whom I don’t really follow.

I have to say, I always disliked Hillary. Michelle, except for that idiotic comment about never being proud of her country til her hubby started doing well in the polls…while that pissed me off, she just hasn’t said the sheer volume of stupid things Hillary did…and to think I ended up thinking Hillary was still better than Obama as Prez…what a world we live in.

622 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:56:03pm
623 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:56:06pm

re: #607 Mich-again

Volare!

*hangs head in embarrassment*

That engine was a champ, going strong till the body fell off.

624 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:56:09pm
625 That's Mr. President to you  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:56:12pm

re: #531 talon_262

Hey, hey…lay off the Prez for a minute! I’m sure he’s still tired and wants to eat a waffle or to before resuming his taxing chat session here…

;-P

You know - I was about to fall asleep, and you post the word “taxing” which sets off my blackberry because I had an IT guy program it to search the ‘net looking for new ways to tax rich/red state people.

False alarm.

Back to bed.

CYA.

626 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:56:42pm

re: #622 Iron Fist

[Snoopy Happy Dance]

Where’s the grave? I gotta take a leak…

heh…heathen

627 sjm_888  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:57:01pm

re: #603 JohnAdams

Let’s hope GM sticks around long enough to have thousands roll off the line. Thanks for that picture.

628 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:57:06pm

re: #594 LudwigVanQuixote

Really, I despise Hillary. I think assuming I wasn’t bright enough to know that the Aif Force wouldn’t land her on a runway that was under sniper fire was pretty arrogant. I have a rather long list for Hillary.

I honestly don’t see that kind of nonsense with M. Obama. At best she rates media personage whom I don’t really follow.

My comment goes beyond Hillary’s silly claims. I am talking visceral human disgust that doesn’t need any specific justification (not that isn’t any). It has nothing to do with “nonsense”. It has to do with trying to put pearls and lipstick on a pig. The pig is still a pig.

629 RightMinded  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:57:36pm

re: #572 Iron Fist

I had forgotten that. Probably. What I was concerned about (so as I don’t sound like a total nut) is that “88” is neo-Nazi/skinhead slang for “Heil Hitler”. 8 is the letter “H”. I presume they think they are being clever with this little circumlocution, and, I guess, for them they are. One can’t expect much from them.

Wow, I did not know that.

It amazes me the things you can learn here just by reading the threads! Lots of knowledgeable peeps here.

630 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:57:53pm

re: #584 albusteve

ha!….indeed, put the wench in chains….I’m sick to death of this bullshit

My experience of “diversity officers” in the workplace is that they are all shakedown artists who do not work for the workplace, but for the ACORN Left.

I have seen them jeopardise safety because they would not allow statistics to be kept over where incidents took place.

I have been to seminars where they told the class that the melting-pot ideal is racist; that it causes a loss of an individual’s culture; that America (and not the specific workplace, where) is instead a “salad bowl”. God help you if you are biracial or multiethnic.

A workplace with a “diversity” department is notable for the air of fear and mistrust between co-workers, and a stark division between workers and management.

“Diversity officers” are no better than Stasi agents. That was Michelle’s job. That is who she is. That is whom Barack married.

No mercy.

631 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:57:59pm

re: #600 jcm

I had a chance to buy a ‘76 Mustang Mach1 in ‘78 when I was in the Air Force. Insurance would have been more than than payments. I ended up with a slant 6 Plymouth.

Which had no power, but bet you couldn’t kill that engine, could ya?

632 JohnAdams  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:58:08pm

re: #612 jcm

I’m partial to this updated car…..

Another great retro-muscle car. I’m seeing more Challenger’s on the street.

633 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:58:40pm

re: #612 jcm


Now we are talking. I love all of the old muscle, but I have always loved the Mopars.

I had a 68 Charger, and my first true love, 67 GTX.

634 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 7:59:04pm

re: #623 jcm

That engine was a champ, going strong till the body fell off.

I had a Maverick like that. The rust holes made it look like Bonnie and Clyde’s car.

635 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:00:10pm

re: #633 formercorpsman

Now we are talking. I love all of the old muscle, but I have always loved the Mopars.

I had a 68 Charger, and my first true love, 67 GTX.

whoa bro…67 GTX is no small thing

636 sjm_888  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:00:12pm

re: #629 RightMinded

I didn’t know that either. In my application, it really means ate-ate-ate!

637 Wishing  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:00:32pm

Good night all…

638 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:00:35pm

re: #631 ziggyelman

Which had no power, but bet you couldn’t kill that engine, could ya?

Nope, good mileage put 200k on the motor, replaced the throwout bearing a couple of times, rebuilt the differential and new axle bearings, the body rotted off. That thing saw me through some lean years.

639 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:01:17pm

re: #635 albusteve

Yeah, tell me about it.

Man I loved that car. Professionally built 440, mother of pearl interior, original exhaust tips.

Monster.

640 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:01:21pm

re: #630 Zimriel

My experience of “diversity officers” in the workplace is that they are all shakedown artists who do not work for the workplace, but for the ACORN Left.

I have seen them jeopardise safety because they would not allow statistics to be kept over where incidents took place.

I have been to seminars where they told the class that the melting-pot ideal is racist; that it causes a loss of an individual’s culture; that America (and not the specific workplace, where) is instead a “salad bowl”. God help you if you are biracial or multiethnic.

A workplace with a “diversity” department is notable for the air of fear and mistrust between co-workers, and a stark division between workers and management.

“Diversity officers” are no better than Stasi agents. That was Michelle’s job. That is who she is. That is whom Barack married.

No mercy.

Ten years ago I was required to attend a “workplace diversity” luncheon where non-kosher food was served! I ate irony for lunch.

641 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:01:21pm

re: #608 Gus 802

Is it? She is gorgeous and I like the moxy she plays her with. NCIS is one of the few shows I like the action and the dynamics between the main characters and the humor.

Well, the idea that Mossad would have an agent on loan to NCIS is a pretty wild one, and the backstory with Ari, whose name they can’t pronounce correctly, even his sister, is ludicrous.

But I love NCIS, and as I said, do not care.

I wish Gibbs would date another redhead, though.

642 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:01:22pm

here she is…stand back


collectormotors.com

643 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:01:28pm

re: #571 Zimriel

I despise Michelle.

She took advantage of affirmative-action at Princeton, and got her diploma by writing about woe-is-me how uncomfortable it felt being an affirmative-action graduate. She then got a $100k patronage job at University of Chicago, and tripled even that queenly salary when hubby got into the Senate.

She deserves, at the very least, public humiliation. What she really deserves is a fine and a stint in a Cook County jail, for cheating the universities and workplaces through which her career went.

How can you be so certain she took advantage of affirmative action to get into Princeton? That assumes that she was not qualified on her own to get in. I have never seen her highschool transcript or application.

If she wrote an essay about the woes of affirmative action, then perhaps having people assume that she must not have been qualified because of affirmative action is actually a valid complaint.

As to the 100,000k a year patronage job - show me a politically connected family in the past century that hasn’t used that to their advantage. I’m not saying that it is right, but I am not prepared to suddenly assume that she desrves jail time either.

644 JohnAdams  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:01:30pm

re: #617 Dark_Falcon

Sweet ride. Think GM will be able to stay in business long enough to make it?

I think so. I believe there is a bit of “don’t let a good crisis go to waste” going on here too. The Big 3 are using this very real crisis as a way to scare the unions and bond-holders into making concessions. A lot of pent-up market demand building up for when/if this economy loosens up.

645 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:02:13pm

re: #638 jcm

Nope, good mileage put 200k on the motor, replaced the throwout bearing a couple of times, rebuilt the differential and new axle bearings, the body rotted off. That thing saw me through some lean years.

I said no power, but like most anything, you can make them run with some tweaks…there’s a guy in the North Georgia Mopar club that takes them down the strip….

646 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:02:24pm

re: #629 RightMinded

That’s what those ‘Support Local 81’ t-shirts are about.
8=H
1=A
Hells Angels

647 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:02:32pm

re: #520 That’s Mr. President to you

Who was that masked man?

648 sjm_888  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:02:54pm

re: #642 albusteve

Didn’t Jack Bauer drive off into the night in one of those tonight?

649 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:03:00pm

re: #639 formercorpsman

Yeah, tell me about it.

Man I loved that car. Professionally built 440, mother of pearl interior, original exhaust tips.

Monster.

those go for up to 60-80 grand now….more

650 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:03:57pm

re: #647 BatGuano

Who was that masked man?

who cares…not me

651 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:04:02pm

re: #642 albusteve

here she is…stand back

[Link: www.collectormotors.com…]

For the ‘60’s I’m partial to this beast.

652 AlexRogan  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:04:04pm

re: #518 LudwigVanQuixote

Please pardon what may seem like chiding - but I really think that the family life and family members of politicians should be off limits - unless they too are directly involved in politics.

Everyone here knows that I am not the biggest fan of Obama, but there is something very inappropriate making such personal attacks. Honestly, I come from a place where insulting a man’s wife is asking for an ass-whupping. It’s honestly just against my guy code to do it. And honestly, even if their marriage was bad, gloating over it is just mean.

I know there are some who will disagree with me here - and you may be right, but I really do not get the same vibe off of Michelle Obama that I get off of Hillary.

Oh, I think that WAB is just as ambitious, opportunistic, and manipulative as Her Thighness and will endeavor to use her new bully pulpit as First Lady soon enough, mark my words.

Hell, just remember what she said and did during the election…that’s should be a clue that she’s not going to be anywhere near as classy in the First Lady position as Laura Bush.

653 RightMinded  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:04:41pm

re: #646 Killer Tomato

That’s what those ‘Support Local 81’ t-shirts are about.
8=H
1=A
Hells Angels


Obviously, I am not that observant! I’ve never seen a t-shirt with that on it. And I live in a pretty large city. I need to look around once in a while!

654 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:05:14pm

re: #643 LudwigVanQuixote

How can you be so certain she took advantage of affirmative action to get into Princeton? That assumes that she was not qualified on her own to get in. I have never seen her highschool transcript or application.


Read her Princeton thesis here and then you decide.

655 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:05:14pm

re: #641 SanFranciscoZionist

Gibbs could use another love interest. Sometimes I think it would be funny to see them match Ziva and DiNozo. Instead there’s just that sexual tension.

656 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:05:15pm

re: #630 Zimriel


I have been to seminars where they told the class that the melting-pot ideal is racist; that it causes a loss of an individual’s culture; that America (and not the specific workplace, where) is instead a “salad bowl”. God help you if you are biracial or multiethnic.

I did a teaching credential. I will not trouble you with the stories of seminars and workshops I have been in. I will say, though, that the model I have always favored is ‘stew pot’. There are chunks that stay potato or carrot or beef, but there’s also a richly flavorful gravy that holds bits from all the elements in the stew, and makes the stew so delicious.

Mmmm. Stew…

657 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:05:35pm

re: #632 JohnAdams

Another great retro-muscle car. I’m seeing more Challenger’s on the street.

She’s a beauty all right. The new Challenger has done well, and the older ones are still seen at times. Not for no reason does Michael Weston drive one on Burn Notice.

658 Killer Tomato  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:05:42pm

re: #653 RightMinded

Hang out at a Bike Week sometime - you can’t miss them.

659 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:05:54pm

re: #621 ziggyelman

I have to say, I always disliked Hillary. Michelle, except for that idiotic comment about never being proud of her country til her hubby started doing well in the polls…while that pissed me off, she just hasn’t said the sheer volume of stupid things Hillary did…and to think I ended up thinking Hillary was still better than Obama as Prez…what a world we live in.

I used to dislike her. I got used to her as Senator. When I realised whom she was up against in last year’s primaries, I really hoped she’d win. I was considering a vote for her against McCain actually…

660 JohnAdams  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:06:01pm

re: #645 ziggyelman

I said no power, but like most anything, you can make them run with some tweaks…there’s a guy in the North Georgia Mopar club that takes them down the strip….

This is what’s so sad about what has happened with Detroit. Ya’ think in 30 years people will be waxing nostalgic about their 2006 Camry?

661 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:06:05pm

re: #651 jcm

For the ‘60’s I’m partial to this beast.

I love the full size cars! All I drive. Cheaper to own, which is good, since I are poor! ;)

662 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:06:19pm
663 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:06:30pm

re: #651 jcm

For the ‘60’s I’m partial to this beast.

figured as much….you probably get all the chicks too….there is no justice

664 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:06:52pm

re: #656 SanFranciscoZionist

I did a teaching credential. I will not trouble you with the stories of seminars and workshops I have been in. I will say, though, that the model I have always favored is ‘stew pot’. There are chunks that stay potato or carrot or beef, but there’s also a richly flavorful gravy that holds bits from all the elements in the stew, and makes the stew so delicious.

Mmmm. Stew…

I do not like comparisons of human beings to “melting pot” “salad” or “stew.”

How about “Soylent White,” “Soylent Brown,” “Soylent Black”?

665 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:07:40pm

re: #619 nyc redneck

she is a hateful racist.


I am well aware of Rev Wright - who is a hateful racist. It is not clear to me how much of being involved with him was B. Obama being a cowardly politician and trying to curry favor with his angry base in Chicago and how much was stuff that Michelle is actually in to.

I am saying I do not know this and it is unfair to assume it. If it is true - and you may be correct and have the ten dozen links to back it up - I may be wrong - you may be right - but even if it is correct, rooting that their marriage goes south is still not something a mensch would do.

666 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:08:00pm

re: #646 Killer Tomato

That’s what those ‘Support Local 81’ t-shirts are about.
8=H
1=A
Hells Angels

Around here the T-shirts just say Support your local Outlaws. No code.

667 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:08:01pm

re: #649 albusteve

Yeah, I know. My dad was in that group of drag racers from the early 60’s. He bought in 63, a Fury with a 426 Max Wedge specifically for racing, and then the exact same car with a 318 poly for towing.

It breaks my heart to say it, but I flipped the GTX 6 times through a corn field in the mid 80’s. Lucky to be alive on that one.

Just to exemplify how right you are, even without a straight piece of metal on the car, someone bought it for the title, exhaust tips, and markings to convert a Belvedere into a GTX.

668 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:08:02pm

re: #657 Dark_Falcon

She’s a beauty all right. The new Challenger has done well, and the older ones are still seen at times. Not for no reason does Michael Weston drive one on Burn Notice.

the new Challenger is a flat out kick ass car….

669 notutopia  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:08:18pm

I’m late…
Welcome to all the new hatchlings!
Some really funny stuff up thread.

670 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:08:29pm

re: #660 JohnAdams

This is what’s so sad about what has happened with Detroit. Ya’ think in 30 years people will be waxing nostalgic about their 2006 Camry?

Exactly! Only select rice rockets will have any fans…and they all look alike….exactly alike.

671 JohnAdams  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:09:51pm

re: #670 ziggyelman

Exactly! Only select rice rockets will have any fans…and they all look alike….exactly alike.

My buddy calls the Honda Civic “an appliance.” Hard to argue with him.

672 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:10:04pm

re: #666 Mich-again

Around here the T-shirts just say Support your local Outlaws. No code.

congrats… you got the 666 post for that.

673 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:10:16pm

re: #640 Alouette

Ten years ago I was required to attend a “workplace diversity” luncheon where non-kosher food was served! I ate irony for lunch.

My favorite was the multicultural workshop where we:

1. Ate trayf food,
2. Were required to engage in cross-gender hugging and touching,
3. When we played the ‘identity’ game, Pakistan was defined as ‘Middle Eastern’
and 4. We were told repeatedly how important it was to understand the cultures of others.

All I could think was that an Orthodox Jew or observant Muslim would be SOL at this fricking event. I evaded the bologna sandwiches but hugged dutifully. Have you ever been back to back, arms locked, with a fifteen year old boy and had the event organizer tell you to ‘shake your booty’? All I could think was, there are people in prison for stuff like this.

674 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:10:55pm
675 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:10:59pm

re: #672 brookly red

congrats… you got the 666 post for that.

Oh, that’s perfect. The Outlaws would be proud.

676 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:11:01pm

re: #654 pink freud

Read her Princeton thesis here and then you decide.


That is not her thesis. That is also not her application. The assertion was that she only got in to Princeton because of affirmative action.

677 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:11:38pm

re: #652 talon_262

Oh, I think that WAB is just as ambitious, opportunistic, and manipulative as Her Thighness and will endeavor to use her new bully pulpit as First Lady soon enough, mark my words.

Hell, just remember what she said and did during the election…that’s should be a clue that she’s not going to be anywhere near as classy in the First Lady position as Laura Bush.

Laura is a tough act to follow.

678 JohnAdams  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:11:44pm

re: #673 SanFranciscoZionist

My favorite was the multicultural workshop where we:

1. Ate trayf food,
2. Were required to engage in cross-gender hugging and touching,
3. When we played the ‘identity’ game, Pakistan was defined as ‘Middle Eastern’
and 4. We were told repeatedly how important it was to understand the cultures of others.

All I could think was that an Orthodox Jew or observant Muslim would be SOL at this fricking event. I evaded the bologna sandwiches but hugged dutifully. Have you ever been back to back, arms locked, with a fifteen year old boy and had the event organizer tell you to ‘shake your booty’? All I could think was, there are people in prison for stuff like this.

As Dirty Harry once said: “Personnel is for assholes.”

679 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:12:06pm

re: #663 albusteve

figured as much….you probably get all the chicks too….there is no justice

If money were no object….
1935 Auburn 851SC

680 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:12:55pm

re: #655 Gus 802

Gibbs could use another love interest. Sometimes I think it would be funny to see them match Ziva and DiNozo. Instead there’s just that sexual tension.

They’d be a good match in many ways. I just don’t see it lasting, and it would be so very awkward once it was over.

Sigh. I always thought he and Kate might end up together.

681 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:12:56pm

re: #667 formercorpsman

Yeah, I know. My dad was in that group of drag racers from the early 60’s. He bought in 63, a Fury with a 426 Max Wedge specifically for racing, and then the exact same car with a 318 poly for towing.

It breaks my heart to say it, but I flipped the GTX 6 times through a corn field in the mid 80’s. Lucky to be alive on that one.

Just to exemplify how right you are, even without a straight piece of metal on the car, someone bought it for the title, exhaust tips, and markings to convert a Belvedere into a GTX.

there you have it…stuff like that is priceless now…SS Chevelles 100k etc…glad you survived the roll over…end for end you would not be posting amigo

682 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:13:16pm

re: #643 LudwigVanQuixote

How can you be so certain she took advantage of affirmative action to get into Princeton? That assumes that she was not qualified on her own to get in. I have never seen her highschool transcript or application.

Newsweek:

“For Michelle, Craig’s easy success was intimidating. “She was disappointed in herself,” her mother tells NEWSWEEK. “She used to have a little bit of trouble with tests, so she did whatever she had to, to make up for that. I’m sure it was psychological because she was hardworking and she had a brother who could pass a test just by carrying a book under his arm. When you are around someone like that, even if you are OK, you want to be as good or better.”

“She did well in school (she skipped second grade), but she was not at the top of her class. She didn’t get the attention of the school’s college counselors, who helped the brightest students find spots at prestigious universities. “Princeton, the Ivy Leagues swoop up kids” like Craig, Michelle says. “A black kid from the South Side of Chicago that plays basketball and is smart. He was getting in everywhere. But I knew him, and I knew his study habits, and I was, like, ‘I can do that too’.” Some of her teachers told her she didn’t have the grades or test scores to make it to the Ivies. But she applied to Princeton and was accepted.”

I don’t “know” she was an AA beneficiary; but it’s pretty clear that this was someone who, if she’d been Asian, would have been laughed out of the admissions office.

As to the 100,000k a year patronage job - show me a politically connected family in the past century that hasn’t used that to their advantage. I’m not saying that it is right, but I am not prepared to suddenly assume that she desrves jail time either.

Everybody does it, so political corruption is ok?

I’m filing that comment under “defining deviancy down”, subheading “from people who should know better”.

683 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:13:20pm

re: #665 LudwigVanQuixote

I am well aware of Rev Wright - who is a hateful racist. It is not clear to me how much of being involved with him was B. Obama being a cowardly politician and trying to curry favor with his angry base in Chicago and how much was stuff that Michelle is actually in to.

I am saying I do not know this and it is unfair to assume it. If it is true - and you may be correct and have the ten dozen links to back it up - I may be wrong - you may be right - but even if it is correct, rooting that their marriage goes south is still not something a mensch would do.

what are you talking abt? the marriage go south. that’s their problem.
it never occurred to me.

wab thru her belligerence and condescension since she has been observed on the national stage has been such a negative anti-american complaining crass buffoon.
she has no grace, style or elegance and is a terrible first lady.
low class, not well spoken, thankless and quite frankly an embarrassment.
they have muzzled her because she is a liability.

684 RightMinded  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:13:40pm

re: #658 Killer Tomato

I’ll have to keep my eyes open.

I guess I’ve lead a pretty sheltered life. When I was a kid, my parents dragged us to “van-ins” on the weekends in the summer. That was about as counter-culture (?) as we got.

685 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:13:41pm

Show Michelle some respect. We are the President!

686 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:13:44pm
687 brennk2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:13:52pm

Anyone happen to note that over at the Kids site they are complaining that Kay Bailey Hutchinson has decided not to resign from the Senate while she runs for Gov of Texas? Do they not recall their 3 Senators from last fall? Quick recap - One was from Illinois, one from New York and the other from Delaware.

688 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:14:05pm

re: #676 LudwigVanQuixote

That is not her thesis. That is also not her application. The assertion was that she only got in to Princeton because of affirmative action.

That is a myth. You have to have the grades to get into any school, especially Princeton. As someone who attend IVY we get pretty sick of people assuming we got in on affirmative action. That is why I want to see affirmative action done away with. Ivy is full of legacy idiots as well.

689 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:14:07pm

re: #673 SanFranciscoZionist

My favorite was the multicultural workshop where we:

1. Ate trayf food,
2. Were required to engage in cross-gender hugging and touching,
3. When we played the ‘identity’ game, Pakistan was defined as ‘Middle Eastern’
and 4. We were told repeatedly how important it was to understand the cultures of others.

All I could think was that an Orthodox Jew or observant Muslim would be SOL at this fricking event. I evaded the bologna sandwiches but hugged dutifully. Have you ever been back to back, arms locked, with a fifteen year old boy and had the event organizer tell you to ‘shake your booty’? All I could think was, there are people in prison for stuff like this.

That’s sexual harrassment. Wasn’t that covered in your seminar? You should have made a complaint. You could have sued for mucho dinero.

690 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:14:22pm

re: #686 Iron Fist

Abu Grabass

Ha.

691 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:14:26pm

re: #674 Iron Fist

See, I never got into cars when I was a kid. A car was for going from point A to point B. It’s not like you could shoot anybody with it. I’ve mellowed somewhat from those days. But I still put the money in the Hog instead of the car, especially if you see what I spend on bike insurance.

shoot somebody with a car?….hey!…I’m on your side

692 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:14:33pm

re: #642 albusteve

WOW! One of those lives down the block! Sounds nice, when driving by!

693 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:14:57pm

re: #674 Iron Fist

Yeah, no doubt. I keep toying with the idea of getting one now.

No more muscle for me though. Before the kids came, my next project after the military was a 77 Club Cab Power Wagon off frame restoration.

I physically took the truck apart down to the frame myself, but once the first kid came, that project eventually got hauled out of the garage on a flat bed.

Now I got 3 bays filled with nothing but toys. NOT MY OWN, mind you.

Now, the autos are for point A to point B.

694 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:14:58pm

I was in a car dealership in Poplar Bluff, MO and chatting with the salesman about this and that and expressed admiration regarding the late ’60s Mopar ragtop on the sales floor. I belonged to the business owner since new.

Beautiful ride with flawless paint. Salesman says, “Yeah, it looks good on the outside, but not on closer inspection.” He popped the trunk and there were these huge slashes on the inside like someone had taken an ax to the body, and the ax-work had been covered by a Bondo-expert.

“What happened here?”

Boss’ first wife found the car parked in front of the boss’ girlfriend’s house and took an ax to it. Under that flawless paint were, to hear the salesman tell it, almost 300 ax-slashes into the body.

I was pretty impressed. I’ve used an ax, and you swing that bad boy 300 times quick, and you’ve had yourself a cardio workout for sure.

695 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:15:19pm

Opinions: Front strap checkering on an M1911. Good? Bad? Indifferent?

696 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:16:34pm
697 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:17:00pm

re: #695 Occasional Reader

Opinions: Front strap checkering on an M1911. Good? Bad? Indifferent?

Portman …with front strap checkering … packing an M1911

698 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:17:16pm

re: #681 albusteve

I actually did watch my life flash in front of my eyes in that one. Almost like a slide projector.

What the hell, I might as well admit it, I wrecked the Charger as well.

Before you ask, no, no alcohol was involved. Just Ricky Bobby on my part.

699 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:17:50pm

re: #692 Floral Giraffe

WOW! One of those lives down the block! Sounds nice, when driving by!

any 67GTX is a museum piece…your’re lucky…go check it out up close, jus sayin

700 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:18:23pm

re: #674 Iron Fist

See, I never got into cars when I was a kid. A car was for going from point A to point B. It’s not like you could shoot anybody with it. I’ve mellowed somewhat from those days. But I still put the money in the Hog instead of the car, especially if you see what I spend on bike insurance.

/well, you shoot em from it & can also drag em indefinitely… sometimes I think your anger stifles you creativity… breath, breath. Ommmmmm

701 notutopia  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:18:34pm

re: #695 Occasional Reader

Do your palms sweat? If so, checkering helps grip.
But, you can achieve the same with a good set of rubber grip panels.

702 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:18:55pm

re: #699 albusteve

Would I be correct if I think I saw a GTX (all original and in mint condition) that sold at auction for over 500,000?

703 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:18:56pm

re: #688 afrocity

That is a myth. You have to have the grades to get into any school, especially Princeton. As someone who attend IVY we get pretty sick of people assuming we got in on affirmative action. That is why I want to see affirmative action done away with. Ivy is full of legacy idiots as well.

That’s why I provided the Newsweek quote which backs up my contention: not that all black people at Ivy are there because of AA, but that Michelle most probably was. I should have linked to that earlier and I apologise for letting that slip.

704 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:18:58pm

re: #686 Iron Fist

Damn, man, was this after Abu Grabass? Sounds to me like the fucker tortured you. You might want to contact your UN representative.

Well, the ACLU was called to the school later in the year, although not about the workshop.

Not kidding.

705 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:19:08pm

re: #679 jcm

If money were no object….
1935 Auburn 851SC

Funny to see one for sale in the UK!
beautiful, beautiful cars! One cold day in January, I saw a guy driving a 1930(?) Auburn, top down and everything! Just happened to run into him before he left a bank. He had just driven it in a parade that day downtown(Atlanta) Wish I had a camera with me that day, you never see true classics at cruises around here…

706 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:19:29pm

re: #695 Occasional Reader

Opinions: Front strap checkering on an M1911. Good? Bad? Indifferent?

good idea, helps with gripping the weapon.

707 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:19:50pm
708 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:20:30pm
709 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:20:44pm

re: #689 Alouette

That’s sexual harrassment. Wasn’t that covered in your seminar? You should have made a complaint. You could have sued for mucho dinero.

It was a new job. If I had been smart enough to realize what the year was going to bring, I might have done just that. Although I don’t think I could have gotten that much dinero, since they didn’t have any.

Live and learn.

710 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:20:50pm

re: #702 Gus 802

Would not surprise me in the least. It was the first year of the GTX brand, and the only year for that particular body style.

Then 68-70 were the same body, and early 71 on was the same.

711 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:21:54pm

re: #710 formercorpsman

Maybe it was a Roadrunner. All of the sheet metal numbers matched.

712 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:22:31pm

re: #705 ziggyelman

Funny to see one for sale in the UK!
beautiful, beautiful cars! One cold day in January, I saw a guy driving a 1930(?) Auburn, top down and everything! Just happened to run into him before he left a bank. He had just driven it in a parade that day downtown(Atlanta) Wish I had a camera with me that day, you never see true classics at cruises around here…

In ‘82 I was up in a Western WA logging town doing some work, this old retired logger invited me in to his house for a cup of coffee. He had a nice collection of die cast classic cars. I commented on it, and he asked me if I’d like to see something.

Out in the garage under a tarp, a ‘35 Auburn 851SC, Burgundy with white leather interior. He asked me if I thought he could get $20,000 for it.

He had worked the California oil fields in the 30’s and bought it off of a hollywood star who’d fallen on hard times.

713 brennk2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:22:41pm

re: #707 Iron Fist

Well that may be but their hypocrisy is astounding. Actually it may just be plain ignorance.

714 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:22:58pm

re: #676 LudwigVanQuixote

That is not her thesis. That is also not her application. The assertion was that she only got in to Princeton because of affirmative action.

Her thesis is linked in four parts at the end of paragraph one. Here’s part one.

If you would take the time to read the thesis and if you have any experience with college level writing, it would be difficult to reach any other conclusion than that she was not admitted based on intellectual prowess. The thesis is wooden, dull, and racist, and could have been written by any racially disgruntled high schooler.

She has the “po po me” mentality down pat. Not a scholarly work by any stretch of the imagination.

715 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:23:02pm

re: #711 Gus 802

That is what everyone looks for.

Numbers matching, I think the phrase is. I have been out of the loop for a little while.

The superbirds also brought major cash.

716 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:23:18pm
717 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:23:31pm

re: #702 Gus 802

Would I be correct if I think I saw a GTX (all original and in mint condition) that sold at auction for over 500,000?

not likely…but some of these cars had limited ed motors that will raise the price dramatically…all original counts for a lot…ID tags etc…I’d have to look it up but 500k seems unlikely…anything is possible tho…hese guys are loaded and relentless….one of 40 cars can really run up the price…I dunno

718 mcgregorforever  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:24:25pm

Hey Guys

Been visiting LGF since my 2nd year of university back in 2004, just caught the window to register tonight.

This is a great site, I found it via a mistaken google search for zombie stuff (not the photojournalist, but the kind that eat brains) Found the photojournalist, and couldn’t believe the stuff he/she photographed. Looked into it a bit and found that the stuff I had been force fed during my highschool life was put forward by the likes of Code Pink and ANSWER. Then I found this site, been coming every day, looking to register, always missed the window.

Anyways, That’s why this is my first post, look to join in many more discussions

Cheers From Canada

719 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:24:29pm

re: #709 SanFranciscoZionist

It was a new job. If I had been smart enough to realize what the year was going to bring, I might have done just that. Although I don’t think I could have gotten that much dinero, since they didn’t have any.

Live and learn.

When I think of all the useless crap I had to sit through at Ford and GM when I could have been doing actual work, and multiply all those hours by all the other workers who had to endure the same shit, I’m not surprised that the auto companies are going down like the Titanic.

720 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:24:39pm

Something I learned today.

Did you know that the guy who did the voice of Tigger on the Winnie the Pooh movies and Gargamel on The Smurfs also had the first patent on an artificial heart?

Paul Winchell

721 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:24:43pm

re: #708 MandyManners

Humanity is SLAW.

Now were talkin’ my language. Good night folks

722 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:25:21pm

re: #717 albusteve

Right. I’m trying to see if I can find it again. I found a 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner that sold for 106,000.

Youtube Video

723 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:25:27pm

re: #717 albusteve

Steve, It could be urban legend, but I remember hearing of 66 hemi coronet ragtop. special order that someone still had in their possession.

Some auction house was putting it over the million mark.

My dad has all of the Mopar magazines coming in every month.

724 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:25:35pm

re: #712 jcm

In ‘82 I was up in a Western WA logging town doing some work, this old retired logger invited me in to his house for a cup of coffee. He had a nice collection of die cast classic cars. I commented on it, and he asked me if I’d like to see something.

Out in the garage under a tarp, a ‘35 Auburn 851SC, Burgundy with white leather interior. He asked me if I thought he could get $20,000 for it.

He had worked the California oil fields in the 30’s and bought it off of a hollywood star who’d fallen on hard times.


Oh man! Lets build a time machine and offer him 15K in cash! ;)
You will have to cough up most of the 15 K, but I will be glad to split whatever we make at Barrett-Jackson, or Kruse. I’m not greedy.

725 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:25:38pm

re: #687 brennk2

Anyone happen to note that over at the Kids site they are complaining that Kay Bailey Hutchinson has decided not to resign from the Senate while she runs for Gov of Texas? Do they not recall their 3 Senators from last fall? Quick recap - One was from Illinois, one from New York and the other from Delaware.

There are two sets of rules.

726 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:25:56pm
727 RightMinded  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:26:02pm

re: #718 mcgregorforever

Welcome!

728 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:26:10pm

re: #718 mcgregorforever

ight :)

729 brennk2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:26:42pm

re: #718 mcgregorforever

Welcome - I just managed to get registered yesterday after a delay nearly, though not quite, as long as yours.

730 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:27:17pm

re: #722 Gus 802

Crazy stuff man.

My Dad also had in 1970, and original road runner 440 six pack, with that shark hood scoop.

731 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:27:57pm

re: #710 formercorpsman

Would not surprise me in the least. It was the first year of the GTX brand, and the only year for that particular body style.

Then 68-70 were the same body, and early 71 on was the same.

I’m not saying it can’t happen…the muscle car world is very unpredictable…short block 327 iron alone costs several thousand…original factory Hemis are priceless…and so it goes

732 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:28:02pm

re: #724 ziggyelman

Oh man! Lets build a time machine and offer him 15K in cash! ;)
You will have to cough up most of the 15 K, but I will be glad to split whatever we make at Barrett-Jackson, or Kruse. I’m not greedy.

I thought hard about had come up with the scratch, but I could never take advantage of someone like that.

733 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:28:10pm

re: #730 formercorpsman

Crazy stuff man.

My Dad also had in 1970, and original road runner 440 six pack, with that shark hood scoop.

Makes you wish you had bought one back then just for an investment. Would have to be stored in a garage with some decent climate control depending on the climate.

734 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:28:13pm

re: #718 mcgregorforever

Hey Guys

Been visiting LGF since my 2nd year of university back in 2004, just caught the window to register tonight.

This is a great site, I found it via a mistaken google search for zombie stuff (not the photojournalist, but the kind that eat brains) Found the photojournalist, and couldn’t believe the stuff he/she photographed. Looked into it a bit and found that the stuff I had been force fed during my highschool life was put forward by the likes of Code Pink and ANSWER. Then I found this site, been coming every day, looking to register, always missed the window.

Anyways, That’s why this is my first post, look to join in many more discussions

Cheers From Canada

Code pink suxs. It should = Pepto Bismol

735 brennk2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:28:45pm

re: #725 pink freud


I keep trying to tell the cops that when they get me for speeding. No luck yet.

736 oc livin  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:29:01pm

re: #729 brennk2

Welcome - I just managed to get registered yesterday after a delay nearly, though not quite, as long as yours.

Seems like a lot of us are this way. Been waiting since Your text to link…

737 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:29:14pm

Has the topic of obama making vets liable for health costs been discussed yet?

This, to me, has to be the absolutely biggest fu that obama has yet to make.

Unbelievable…. all for the sake of a mere 510-million… the very last 510-million the government should be trying to save. The ignorance wafting out of D.C. is truly stupefying….

738 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:29:34pm

re: #734 afrocity

Code pink suxs. It should = Pepto Bismol

pepto dismal ;)

739 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:29:36pm

re: #722 Gus 802

Right. I’m trying to see if I can find it again. I found a 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner that sold for 106,000.


[Video]

100k is becoming typical

740 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:29:36pm

re: #718 mcgregorforever

Hey Guys


Anyways, That’s why this is my first post, look to join in many more discussions

Cheers From Canada

Welcome, from America. :-)

741 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:29:46pm

re: #696 Iron Fist

June 20 Colgate and Cornell Dearborn Heights LGF Meetup in the background of a biker block party. Your kind of peeps.

742 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:30:07pm

Medea Benjamin is a tiny toothpick of a woman, with the intellectual equivalence of one too.

743 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:30:07pm

re: #733 Gus 802

Yeah, I cringe thinking about what we all might be mandated to drive once OMC becomes reality.

744 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:30:24pm

re: #723 formercorpsman

Steve, It could be urban legend, but I remember hearing of 66 hemi coronet ragtop. special order that someone still had in their possession.

Some auction house was putting it over the million mark.

My dad has all of the Mopar magazines coming in every month.

convertables skyrocket in price

745 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:30:27pm

re: #699 albusteve

I’m lucky to live in an area where there are lots of cool old cars. Mostly driven by the original owners. There’s a VERY nice ‘66? Lincoln with suicide doors, too!

746 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:31:13pm

what an arrogant f’ng jerk our president is.

747 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:31:18pm

re: #744 albusteve

It is insane when you think about it.

Those cars sold for just a couple thousand dollars brand new.

748 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:31:38pm

re: #720 razorbacker

Something I learned today.

Did you know that the guy who did the voice of Tigger on the Winnie the Pooh movies and Gargamel on The Smurfs also had the first patent on an artificial heart?

Paul Winchell

Gargamel is my real dad.

749 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:31:42pm

re: #735 brennk2

I keep trying to tell the cops that when they get me for speeding. No luck yet.

Were you wearing your short skirt and red pumps?

750 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:31:45pm

re: #743 formercorpsman

Yeah, I cringe thinking about what we all might be mandated to drive once OMC becomes reality.

I can’t wait for my flying car. Its mandated for 2012 I hear.

751 sattv4u2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:31:47pm

re: #733 Gus 802

re: #743 formercorpsman

Yeah, I cringe thinking about what we all might be mandated to drive once OMC becomes reality.


Thats why I bought new (and my dream used car) just recently. I figure any change they make, whatever you have wioll have to be grandfathered in!
(I hope I hope I hope I hope)

752 brennk2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:31:59pm

re: #745 Floral Giraffe

You are lucky. All of our snow has melted these last 2-days but looking at the road with all the salt residue you’d think there was still snow on the ground. Salt+Car=Little pile of rust.

753 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:32:16pm

re: #720 razorbacker

Something I learned today.

Did you know that the guy who did the voice of Tigger on the Winnie the Pooh movies and Gargamel on The Smurfs also had the first patent on an artificial heart?

Paul Winchell

He also voiced Dick Dastardly, who I hear is being considered for a spot in the Treasury Department.

754 Radicchio ad Absurdum  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:32:37pm

re: #745 Floral Giraffe

There’s a VERY nice ‘66? Lincoln with suicide doors, too!

When I was about 7 years old, I ran into my neighbors beautiful forest green Lincoln on my bike. The gouge it left crossed over both doors. That was when I first learned of suicide doors. Great car - about 38 feet long.

755 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:32:56pm

re: #753 Dark_Falcon

He also voiced Dick Dastardly, who I hear is being considered for a spot in the Treasury Department.

I bet Dick Dastardly is up to date on his taxes…….

756 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:33:01pm

re: #730 formercorpsman

Crazy stuff man.

My Dad also had in 1970, and original road runner 440 six pack, with that shark hood scoop.

there is an orange 68 RR somewhere in my neighborhood…I see it all the time…very rare…lots of vintage cars out here

757 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:33:38pm

re: #681 albusteve

My dad was a mechanic and Chevy lover most of his life (although I was almost born in a Hudson Hornet) and his first new car was a 1964 Chevy Malibu with a 327. He dragged it at Fremont drag strip in California and Bee Line in Arizona. He tweaked the 4bbl carb and put on slicks. His best time was 13:89 through the quarter. 10 years later I dragged my Mazda RX-2 on grudge night at Fremont.

758 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:33:43pm
759 brennk2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:34:00pm

re: #749 pink freud

Can’t say I was. If I had been I think we’d have been talking a whole different set of rules. Name’s Keith by the way so I think you see my point.

760 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:34:03pm

re: #734 afrocity

Code pink suxs. It should = Pepto Bismol

Not really, afrocity. Pepto Bismol keeps you from throwing up, Code Pink makes you throw up.

761 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:34:06pm

re: #742 Sharmuta

Medea Benjamin is a tiny toothpick of a woman, with the intellectual equivalence of one too.

But she exhibits such grace and class.

Classy Medea

762 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:34:10pm

re: #752 brennk2

Salt+Car=Little pile of rust.

Not so much these days.

763 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:34:20pm

re: #753 Dark_Falcon

He also voiced Dick Dastardly, who I hear is being considered for a spot in the Treasury Department.

And directed a soap commercial starring a wacky family of 3 boys, 3 girls (the youngest one in curls) their parents and an irritating housekeeper.

764 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:34:20pm

I think was the one I saw. Was late when I saw it the first time.

1970 Triple Black Cuda

videos.streetfire.net

$650,000!

765 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:34:49pm

A luthier’s nightmare…..
Pogo girl
Liveleak Video

766 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:34:53pm

re: #750 Mich-again

Yeah, with a single horn. Located on the hood.

767 sattv4u2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:35:20pm

re: #758 MandyManners

How many have looked into WAB’s history?

I’m more worried about her immediate future and what harm she can do!

768 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:35:29pm

re: #295 Pvt Bin Jammin

Welcome, Newbie!

769 The Other Les  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:35:31pm

THOUGHT FOR TONIGHT

If I attend a tea party (Probably the one at the MN state capitol on tax day) I think I’ll make a sign that references both Ayn Rand and Wang Chung:

EVERYBODY SHRUG TONIGHT

What are your questions on this concept?

770 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:35:47pm

re: #759 brennk2

LOL!

771 formercorpsman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:36:15pm

re: #756 albusteve

And don’t you go back to age 18 when you see one?

I even have my boys pointing them out to me.

I love what it represents, that part of Americana.

772 ziggyelman  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:36:17pm

re: #732 jcm

I thought hard about had come up with the scratch, but I could never take advantage of someone like that.

I hear you! I would likely tell him today, oh it could go for 10X 20X more on ebay, I’ll list it for you.

773 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:36:45pm

re: #761 afrocity

But she exhibits such grace and class.

Classy Medea

That’s how I like to see lefties: in cuffs.

774 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:37:05pm

re: #765 Killgore Trout

And in the house!

775 Racer X  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:37:29pm

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are “the seven Dwarfs” they get ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.

“Dopey my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?”

Dopey asks, “Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.”

In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.

Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back to face the Pope.

“Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?”

The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, “No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe.”

This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, “Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?”

The Pope answers, “I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.”

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:


“Dopey screwed a penguin!”
“Dopey screwed a penguin!”

776 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:37:56pm

re: #714 pink freud

Her thesis is linked in four parts at the end of paragraph one. Here’s part one.

If you would take the time to read the thesis and if you have any experience with college level writing, it would be difficult to reach any other conclusion than that she was not admitted based on intellectual prowess. The thesis is wooden, dull, and racist, and could have been written by any racially disgruntled high schooler.

She has the “po po me” mentality down pat. Not a scholarly work by any stretch of the imagination.


Given that I teach at a major university, I have some experience with academic writing. I will give it a read. However - even if it is everything you say it is, even if I hate every word of it, she should only be attacked on points of policy if and when she insinuates herself into it. It could be that she is a more ferocious Hillary in the making - maybe so - but she isn’t yet. And right now she is being made a target because it is a cheap way to attack Obama himself.

Attacking a man through his wife is just not cool.

777 Dancing along the light of day  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:22pm

re: #757 BatGuano

I always wanted a Sunbeam Tiger. Big block, small car :D

778 Vicious Babushka  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:23pm

re: #761 afrocity

But she exhibits such grace and class.

Classy Medea

The pink crown she always wears is symbolic of the “cool girl’s” birthday parties she was never invited to.

779 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:25pm

re: #708 MandyManners

Humanity is SLAW.

That’s very COLE of you!

780 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:26pm

re: #769 The Other Les

THOUGHT FOR TONIGHT

If I attend a tea party (Probably the one at the MN state capitol on tax day) I think I’ll make a sign that references both Ayn Rand and Wang Chung:

EVERYBODY SHRUG TONIGHT

What are your questions on this concept?

shruging is kinda passive at this point.

781 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:26pm

re: #757 BatGuano

My dad was a mechanic and Chevy lover most of his life (although I was almost born in a Hudson Hornet) and his first new car was a 1964 Chevy Malibu with a 327. He dragged it at Fremont drag strip in California and Bee Line in Arizona. He tweaked the 4bbl carb and put on slicks. His best time was 13:89 through the quarter. 10 years later I dragged my Mazda RX-2 on grudge night at Fremont.

like the Stones say…’it’s a gas’….my family has raced for 40 yrs…current hero is my nephew, he runs a 1970 Maverick with a 351 in the mid tens and that is flat out smokin

782 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:39pm

re: #766 formercorpsman

Yeah, with a single horn. Located on the hood.

You got me there! I had to think about that for a minute.

783 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:40pm

re: #774 Sharmuta

Heh. I didn’t even think of that.

784 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:46pm

Anyway my friends, I have to go, my lady demands my attention…

Be well!

785 Occasional Reader  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:38:53pm

Boa noite.

786 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:39:15pm

re: #769 The Other Les

THOUGHT FOR TONIGHT

If I attend a tea party (Probably the one at the MN state capitol on tax day) I think I’ll make a sign that references both Ayn Rand and Wang Chung:

EVERYBODY SHRUG TONIGHT

What are your questions on this concept?

Here’s the vid:

Youtube Video

787 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:39:36pm

Gadzooks.

1970 Plymouth Hemi Cuda
Barrett-Jackson
Lot #1309
$2,160,000

788 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:39:50pm

re: #769 The Other Les

Do it.
I was just informed that there’ll be a Tax Day Tea Party in a city about a half-hour away from me. I’m not really into “demonstrating”, but I think I might actually go.
Somebody has to stand up to the yammering A-holes running our Government.

789 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:39:52pm

Looking at Drudge, I also see that he’s reporting on the leader of the American Legion meeting with Obama and being less than pleased with the Obamanation’s plans to force wounded service personnel to rely on private insurance.

I know, saw it here several days ago. But LGF doesn’t have the eyeballs that Drudge does.

I’ll bet it gets hot tomorrow.

790 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:40:44pm

re: #776 LudwigVanQuixote

Given that I teach at a major university, I have some experience with academic writing. I will give it a read. However - even if it is everything you say it is, even if I hate every word of it, she should only be attacked on points of policy if and when she insinuates herself into it. It could be that she is a more ferocious Hillary in the making - maybe so - but she isn’t yet. And right now she is being made a target because it is a cheap way to attack Obama himself.

Attacking a man through his wife is just not cool.

why does it matter how she got in anyway? That happened ages ago. Why is it about her? He is the one who did not have the grades to get into Harvard Law School. Who funded his education? Soros? Did he meet Bill Ayers at Columbia?

791 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:40:48pm

re: #783 Killgore Trout

I have to wonder wtf those parents are thinking.

792 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:41:17pm

re: #771 formercorpsman

And don’t you go back to age 18 when you see one?

I even have my boys pointing them out to me.

I love what it represents, that part of Americana.

oh yeah….every old car impresses me….there is a bad ass little 66 Nova SS 396/375 parked up the street every day…bright red and in perfect condition…the guy drives it every day…wow…ooohh RAH

793 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:41:45pm

re: #777 Floral Giraffe

I always wanted a Sunbeam Tiger. Big block, small car :D

Yes. The Dolly Parton school of automotive engineering.

794 LEGION  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:42:06pm

re: #568 jcm

Awwww- So the Seattle PI is not totally dead? Shucks Rats Dang it.

795 Maximu§  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:42:50pm

re: #757 BatGuano

I showed my little boy your tag and he LOL, he wanted me to remind you BatGuano is short for Bat Poop.

Yeah, we’re Ace Ventura fans also.

796 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:42:56pm

re: #758 MandyManners

re: #726 MandyManners

How many have looked into WAB’s history?

I’ve read it Mandy, and well …I guess what surprises me the most is that if I didn’t know who that bio was referring to I would come away from my reading of it with an entirely different image of the person to whom it may belong than that of the real owner.

Reading that one would imagine style, grace, class …an elegant composure, a gentlewoman, a person with a sense of justice and fairness, of equality and fair play, someone with an altruistic streak, self composure, and compassion.

Instead, we got WAB.

(I suspect airbrushing.)

797 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:43:08pm

re: #789 razorbacker


“It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”

Wow. I was almost sure that this was a statement from some VA department head looking for funding instead of a real plan from Obama. Frankly, I’m a little shocked.

798 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:43:31pm
799 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:43:40pm

re: #777 Floral Giraffe

I always wanted a Sunbeam Tiger. Big block, small car :D

Me too! Early episodes of Get Smart he drives a Sunbeam Tiger. Later episodes he drives Karmann Ghia. How the might are fallen. :)

800 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:45:12pm

re: #781 albusteve

351 Cleveland, Classic mill.

801 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:45:28pm
802 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:45:37pm

re: #758 MandyManners

Aside from the First Lady part, I know a lot of people with basically that bio.

803 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:45:38pm
804 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:46:12pm

re: #797 Killgore Trout

Wow. I was almost sure that this was a statement from some VA department head looking for funding instead of a real plan from Obama. Frankly, I’m a little shocked.

If the administration really does move forward to this it will blow up in their faces. Vets know how to organize and I can see them organizing a very large and meaningful march on Washington. As bad as things are enough of the public will stand with them to make this a very bad mistake for Obama.

805 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:46:29pm

re: #795 Maximu§

I showed my little boy your tag and he LOL, he wanted me to remind you BatGuano is short for Bat Poop.

Yeah, we’re Ace Ventura fans also.

lol, Smart boy. I love Ace Ventura, too.

806 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:46:41pm

re: #797 Killgore Trout

Addendum…..
Those who theorized that this move is a precursor to a broader socialized medicine plan were probably correct. In Obama’s mind forcing veterans to get additional insurance isn’t a problem since he’s planning on the government becoming the insurer anyways. Amazing. I stand corrected.

807 rawmuse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:47:43pm

re: #803 Iron Fist

Hogue grips to my 1911 was a great addition. Much easier on the recoil. I can shoot a couple hundred rounds and still have use of my shooting hand the next day.

808 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:47:52pm

Listening to Rush and he made a great point about the ‘blocking of the AIG bonuses’. If the 0 finds a way to block or go get the monies, then a precedent will have been made that the government can decide and go after (without taxing) anyone’s income they feel is not in line with what they believe to be the value of your job.

809 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:47:55pm

re: #803 Iron Fist

I see in the local paper that Wilson Combat is swamped with new orders and is looking for help, including someone to test-fire the weapons.

I think I’ll drive over this week and see if they might have a spot for razorbacker.

810 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:47:59pm
811 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:48:10pm

re: #804 Bloodnok

I agree that this might end up being very bad PR for Obama but we’re stuck with him for at least 4 years. He might not back off on this.

812 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:48:33pm

re: #806 Killgore Trout

Addendum…..
Those who theorized that this move is a precursor to a broader socialized medicine plan were probably correct. In Obama’s mind forcing veterans to get additional insurance isn’t a problem since he’s planning on the government becoming the insurer anyways. Amazing. I stand corrected.

respect Comrade Killgorski…

813 brookly red  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:48:50pm

re: #801 MandyManners

Good gravy.

Give WAB a pass?

nawwww, not a freakin chance…

814 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:49:33pm

re: #787 Gus 802

Gadzooks.

1970 Plymouth Hemi Cuda
Barrett-Jackson
Lot #1309
$2,160,000

GAWD, can you imagine getting in fender bender and telling the other driver what he just hit?

815 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:49:41pm
816 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:49:50pm

re: #776 LudwigVanQuixote
Fair enough. FTR, my wholly negative view of the woman is a compilation of her arrogance and snobbish attitude, her remark about “being proud of her country for the first time”, her indoctrinating her children into that nest of snakes led by the Rev. Wright, and her racist views.

I have yet to attack her husband through her, nor have I attacked her on policy. I despise her fully on her own merits. The same goes for her husband.

817 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:50:08pm

re: #811 Killgore Trout

I agree that this might end up being very bad PR for Obama but we’re stuck with him for at least 4 years. He might not back off on this.

818 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:50:12pm

re: #807 rawmuse

{rawmuse}

long time no see

819 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:50:33pm

re: #817 Bloodnok

Dang. Everybody gets a round on me….

820 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:50:36pm

re: #816 pink freud

Fair enough. FTR, my wholly negative view of the woman is a compilation of her arrogance and snobbish attitude, her remark about “being proud of her country for the first time”, her indoctrinating her children into that nest of snakes led by the Rev. Wright, and her racist views.

I have yet to attack her husband through her, nor have I attacked her on policy. I despise her fully on her own merits. The same goes for her husband.

And that is just the right way to see it.

821 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:50:55pm

Also from drudge….
While I’m filling out applications for low paying part time jobs Obama will have an all day party tomorrow…..
St. Patty’s Day parties at W.H.

822 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:51:12pm

re: #790 afrocity

why does it matter how she got in anyway? That happened ages ago. Why is it about her? He is the one who did not have the grades to get into Harvard Law School. Who funded his education? Soros? Did he meet Bill Ayers at Columbia?

Not only did he met Ayers, BHO hasn’t release his Columbia transcripts. Did he have any classes with Cloward or Pivens? Did he have any extracurricular associations with those two?

823 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:51:18pm

the only aspect of health care that should be considered by the US government is that for our veterans. Obama, as usual, has everything upside down.

824 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:51:20pm
825 albusteve  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:51:29pm

re: #814 jcm

GAWD, can you imagine getting in fender bender and telling the other driver what he just hit?

un fucking believable….

826 dentate  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:51:29pm

re: #808 newsjunkie_ky

Listening to Rush and he made a great point about the ‘blocking of the AIG bonuses’. If the 0 finds a way to block or go get the monies, then a precedent will have been made that the government can decide and go after (without taxing) anyone’s income they feel is not in line with what they believe to be the value of your job.

Well, we know who the government thinks is doing a good job.

827 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:51:45pm

re: #817 Bloodnok

reminds me of President Clinton with Gays in the military. rubs people the wrong way when a new administration picks a fight with the military.

828 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:52:40pm

re: #821 Killgore Trout

just keepin it green bra’…. just keepin’ green…… arm outstretched…. pointing out into the crowd as the left knee bounces slightly…..

829 Gearhead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:52:42pm

re: #819 Bloodnok

Dang. Everybody gets a round on me….

Sterling Big-mouth for me.

830 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:52:49pm

re: #814 jcm

GAWD, can you imagine getting in fender bender and telling the other driver what he just hit?

Would have to rent a semi and pack it in cotton. I think this might be the video.

Barrett-Jackson: Rare Cuda

$2,000,000
1970 Plymouth Hemi Cuda 2 Door Conv.
Vitamin C Orange

831 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:53:15pm

re: #822 jcm

Is he on the “down low’?

832 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:53:25pm

re: #798 MandyManners

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING!

/Yipes! My ears are ringing, damn it!

At least you didn’t call me a ding-a-ling.;)

833 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:53:26pm

Is the MSM turning on Obama? His traditional halo is now a teleprompter.

834 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:53:31pm
835 Gearhead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:53:37pm

re: #821 Killgore Trout

Also from drudge….
While I’m filling out applications for low paying part time jobs Obama will have an all day party tomorrow…..

You left out “…again.”

836 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:53:59pm

re: #808 newsjunkie_ky

Listening to Rush and he made a great point about the ‘blocking of the AIG bonuses’. If the 0 finds a way to block or go get the monies, then a precedent will have been made that the government can decide and go after (without taxing) anyone’s income they feel is not in line with what they believe to be the value of your job.

Private contracts, unless a criminal activity occurs then the judiciary gets involved, has long been outside the realm of government. The executive branch becoming involved in setting aside contracts is a huge, huge expansion of government.

837 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:53:59pm

re: #833 Killgore Trout

Is the MSM turning on Obama? His traditional halo is now a teleprompter.

That’s an avatar-in-waiting.

838 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:54:32pm

re: #820 Dark_Falcon

And that is just the right way to see it.

She is anti American, nuff said.

839 dentate  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:55:13pm

re: #833 Killgore Trout

Is the MSM turning on Obama? His traditional halo is now a teleprompter.

No doubt he uses it to read bedtime stories to the kids.

840 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:55:17pm

re: #833 Killgore Trout

Is the MSM turning on Obama? His traditional halo is now a teleprompter.

Nice. A picture is worth a thousand words and that picture shows Obama with the thing he depends on as much as lying.

841 rawmuse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:55:18pm

re: #818 afrocity

{rawmuse}

long time no see

Been busy making money, while I may. :)

842 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:55:22pm
843 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:55:34pm

re: #836 jcm

Private contracts, unless a criminal activity occurs then the judiciary gets involved, has long been outside the realm of government. The executive branch becoming involved in setting aside contracts is a huge, huge expansion of government.

It would be a disaster.

844 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:55:39pm

Obama: Yeah, We Might Try And Get Insurance Companies To Cough Up Money For Treatment Of Vets


“It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”


rpc.blogrolling.com

845 jorline  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:55:40pm

Good evening all.

Drive by joke.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

846 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:56:23pm

re: #839 dentate

awesome

847 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:56:39pm
848 Killgore Trout  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:56:43pm

re: #837 Bloodnok

Heh.

849 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:57:00pm

re: #820 Dark_Falcon

And that is just the right way to see it.

Academic pish posh disgusts me also. Call a spade a spade, acknowledge what is for what it is, not what it is seen as through the constantly shifting sands of relativism. The ivory towers are teeming with people who can’t get along in the real damn world, yet they presume to lecture the rest of us on how we should think and what is “right”.

850 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:57:12pm

re: #836 jcm

Private contracts, unless a criminal activity occurs then the judiciary gets involved, has long been outside the realm of government. The executive branch becoming involved in setting aside contracts is a huge, huge expansion of government.

No such thing as a free lunch.

I wonder if all of these companies that fed at the Trough of Government now realize it was the equivalent of selling their souls to the devil?

851 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:57:14pm

re: #757 BatGuano

In ‘78 I bought a new RX-3SP. Put just over 250,000 miles on it and then sold it to a collector for $500 less than I paid for it new.

We both thought we’d made a good deal.

852 yesandno  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:57:31pm

re: #718 mcgregorforever

Hey Guys

Been visiting LGF since my 2nd year of university back in 2004, just caught the window to register tonight.

This is a great site, I found it via a mistaken google search for zombie stuff (not the photojournalist, but the kind that eat brains) Found the photojournalist, and couldn’t believe the stuff he/she photographed. Looked into it a bit and found that the stuff I had been force fed during my highschool life was put forward by the likes of Code Pink and ANSWER. Then I found this site, been coming every day, looking to register, always missed the window.

Anyways, That’s why this is my first post, look to join in many more discussions

Cheers From Canada

Any fan of Zombie is welcome here! Enjoy your stay…..

853 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:57:36pm

re: #844 Dustyvet

Obama: Yeah, We Might Try And Get Insurance Companies To Cough Up Money For Treatment Of Vets

“It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”

[Link: rpc.blogrolling.com…]

The idea that we are spending trillions on pork and stimulus and pinch pennies with $540 million for vets will not fly -even with most of (but not all of) the left.

854 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:57:39pm

re: #821 Killgore Trout

Also from drudge….
While I’m filling out applications for low paying part time jobs Obama will have an all day party tomorrow…..
St. Patty’s Day parties at W.H.

Thank goodness there isn’t serious international developments for our new President to worry about. I wouldn’t want his good time interrupted.

855 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:57:52pm

re: #808 newsjunkie_ky

Listening to Rush and he made a great point about the ‘blocking of the AIG bonuses’. If the 0 finds a way to block or go get the monies, then a precedent will have been made that the government can decide and go after (without taxing) anyone’s income they feel is not in line with what they believe to be the value of your job.

taxprof.typepad.com

Use the Tax Code to Reclaim the AIG Bonuses

Larry Summers claims that nothing can be done about the AIG bonuses. As a former Secretary of the Treasury, he should know better.
Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner should direct the Commissioner of Internal Revenue to challenge the AIG bonuses as unreasonable compensation under the Internal Revenue Code. Finding the AIG bonuses to be unreasonable compensation would render them nondeductible for federal tax purposes, and would strengthen potential shareholder derivative suits to recapture The Great AIG Giveaway. …

If the AIG bonuses are determined to be unreasonable compensation, AIG would be unable to deduct such compensation for federal income tax purposes. The American taxpayers would thereby recoup some of the money they advanced to keep AIG solvent, money which wound up instead in the pockets of AIG’s managers. Even if AIG does not owe any federal income tax this year, challenging the bonuses as unreasonable compensation prevents AIG from carrying the deduction forward for use as Net Operating Losses (NOLs) to offset future corporate earnings and thereby reduce AIG’s future income taxes.

Determining these bonuses to be unreasonable compensation will also benefit AIG’s shareholders. Corporate law allows a shareholder to bring a derivative action against the board of a corporation for recovery of excessive executive compensation. These shareholder claims will be buttressed by an IRS determination that the AIG bonuses are unreasonable.

856 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:57:59pm

….and let us not forget Bella Pelosi….. willing to rearrange whatever laws it may take to save the Hearst Corporation from their self indulgence…..

What a nation of losers we have become!?

Time to clean house in Washington…..

857 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:58:01pm

re: #842 MandyManners

{Mandy}

858 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:58:29pm

re: #831 afrocity

Is he on the “down low’?

Cloward & Pivens where radical professors at Columbia when Obama attended. When Obama and others talk about “using the crisis” and having to act now to avoid catastrophe, it’s straight out of the Coward - Piven Strategy.

859 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:58:47pm

re: #833 Killgore Trout

Is the MSM turning on Obama? His traditional halo is now a teleprompter.

The Torygraph today ran a pic of his “first 100 days” with the circular presidential seal offset from the centre of his skull. It was as if the halo was rolling off his head.

Admittedly, that’s the Torygraph, not really the MSM…

860 nyc redneck  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:59:31pm

why is it if he is so brilliant and learned, he is never let out w/ out the
prompter.
he doesn’t speak. he doesn’t convey his thoughts. he doesn’t interact.
he only reads words .
words that other people have written.

doesn’t anyone who voted for him think that is the least bit odd?

861 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 8:59:57pm
862 Gearhead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:00:02pm

re: #839 dentate

No doubt he uses it to read bedtime stories to the kids.

“Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a…uh…umm…a great fall.

863 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:00:22pm

re: #860 nyc redneck

George Bush man….. George Bush……

864 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:00:26pm

re: #860 nyc redneck

I think it’s odd that anyone voted for him.

Does that count?

865 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:00:29pm

re: #850 Desert Dog

No such thing as a free lunch.

I wonder if all of these companies that fed at the Trough of Government now realize it was the equivalent of selling their souls to the devil?

I was just praying one of the Big Three would tell congress to take this stimulus and shove it.

There was an article I caught in passing and it showed how many of the CEO’s, economists involved in all this attended a small set of very liberal schools.

866 lifeofthemind  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:00:50pm

Evening, just posted a spin off link to a Washington Times Editorial that may overstate the case in the title it uses “Guns on a plane Obama secretly ends program that let pilots carry guns” but this is serious. The Federal Flight Deck Officer program and the hardened cockpit door are the two things that really protect us from another 9-11.
washingtontimes.com

867 rawmuse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:00:53pm

re: #855 Bobibutu

If they government did not want the people working for AIG to get paid, they could have just let them go bankrupt. Instead, they bailed them out, with NO strings attached, then bitched about how they used the money.

Typical.

BTW I requested some tax forms for the IRS last Dec. (1099 forms). The deadline for issuing those forms is Feb. 1, IIRC.

Today, they arrived.

868 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:01:25pm

re: #858 jcm

Cloward & Pivens where radical professors at Columbia when Obama attended. When Obama and others talk about “using the crisis” and having to act now to avoid catastrophe, it’s straight out of the Coward - Piven Strategy.

Always a good thing to mention. Obama’s actions lead me to believe that he can’t be simply failing, he’s trying to mess up the country.

869 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:01:26pm

re: #853 Bloodnok

The idea that we are spending trillions on pork and stimulus and pinch pennies with $540 million for vets will not fly -even with most of (but not all of) the left.

ourvoice.legion.org

870 sattv4u2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:01:27pm

re: #860 nyc redneck

doesn’t anyone who voted for him think that is the least bit odd?

FTFY

871 Sharmuta  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:01:29pm

re: #860 nyc redneck

America elected a sock puppet.

872 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:02:16pm

re: #865 jcm

I guarantee if one of the Big Three did this, I would go out and buy their new car tomorrow……

my two cents…..

873 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:02:18pm

re: #858 jcm

Cloward & Pivens where radical professors at Columbia when Obama attended. When Obama and others talk about “using the crisis” and having to act now to avoid catastrophe, it’s straight out of the Coward - Piven Strategy.


When I was at Harvard we had lots of stories about him.

874 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:02:21pm
875 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:02:22pm

Good evening y’all - sorry I’m a little “tardy” tonight but I’m not feeling so good.
Oh and welcome aboard LGF to all our new hatchlings!

876 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:02:23pm

re: #856 WindHorse

….and let us not forget Bella Pelosi….. willing to rearrange whatever laws it may take to save the Hearst Corporation from their self indulgence…..

What a nation of losers we have become!?

Time to clean house in Washington…..

Anyone else notice that the loudest squawking coming from Washington about all of this TARP and Porkulus spending are the most egregious spenders and shady members in that gilded building? Barney Frank has the nerve to sit there with a straight face and call out these executives? He is lucky he’s not in jail for all he’s done.

877 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:02:39pm

re: #871 Sharmuta

lambchop

878 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:02:51pm

re: #866 lifeofthemind

Only anti-gun extremists and terrorist recruits are worried about armed pilots. So why is the Obama administration catering to this tiny lobby at the expense of public safety?


Because it makes no sense.
I’m beginning to think that’s the criteria by which he operates.

879 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:02:57pm

re: #872 WindHorse

I guarantee if one of the Big Three did this, I would go out and buy their new car tomorrow……

my two cents…..

I don’t think that Ford has taken any money, yet.

FWIW.

880 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:03:06pm

re: #875 realwest

Good evening y’all - sorry I’m a little “tardy” tonight but I’m not feeling so good.
Oh and welcome aboard LGF to all our new hatchlings!

Feel better real west

881 Maximu§  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:03:35pm

re: #850 Desert Dog

No such thing as a free lunch.

I wonder if all of these companies that fed at the Trough of Government now realize it was the equivalent of selling their souls to the devil?

As a child, my Mom told me“its easy to let the Devil in your house, but not so easy to get rid of him”..

882 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:04:29pm

re: #875 {realwest}
Fancy seeing you here at this hour.
I’m sorry to hear you’re not feeling so great.

883 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:04:51pm

/Anyone want to contribute to a fund for OJ, who was the ‘victim of an injustice’?

It was just set up by the brother of one of poor OJ’s ex-girlfriends. *Sob* *Sob*

884 Lincolntf  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:05:06pm

Good night all.
I just rocked out to Zep’s “Black Dog”. If you have the means, I highly recommend it.

885 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:05:14pm

re: #879 razorbacker

A Ford? A Ford?

Alright, I’ll go buy a Ford then…..

886 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:05:28pm

re: #885 WindHorse

have to be a Mustang……

887 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:05:43pm

re: #865 jcm

I was just praying one of the Big Three would tell congress to take this stimulus and shove it.

There was an article I caught in passing and it showed how many of the CEO’s, economists involved in all this attended a small set of very liberal schools.

They made them grovel and beg…..told them to drive, not fly. The only thing they did not make them do is bark like a dog. And, now that they have the cash from the SugarDaddies on the Hill…they are finding out that there are little strings attached to every $.

The blind leading the blinder….we are all screwed if this practice continues…..BROKE and screwed…even worse.

888 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:05:44pm

re: #868 Dark_Falcon

Always a good thing to mention. Obama’s actions lead me to believe that he can’t be simply failing, he’s trying to mess up the country.

I outlined a bunch of stuff in this post.

889 lifeofthemind  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:06:04pm

re: #875 realwest

Good evening y’all - sorry I’m a little “tardy” tonight but I’m not feeling so good.
Oh and welcome aboard LGF to all our new hatchlings!

Strength and good health to you.

890 dentate  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:06:09pm

re: #873 afrocity

When I was at Harvard we had lots of stories about him.

AAHHH, yes. Harvard, my alma mater. Sent me a postcard last week—wish I could show you the image, so you would believe this:

“Harvard and Radcliffe Class of 1979, Fortieth Annual Report! Don’t Miss OUt!”

I sent a scanned image back to the class report office, inquiring as to whether math has changed, I have lost track of ten years of my life, or we’ve opened a time tunnel to the future and the only thing coming back to me is Harvard’s requests for donations. Things have definitely gone downhill since I left.

891 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:06:16pm

re: #869 Dustyvet
Hey Dusty. From your link:

“It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan,” said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. “He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it.”

[emphasis realwest]
I never did like Obama - and this “attitude” he apparently copped at that meeting seals it for me: I hate the motherfucker.

892 sattv4u2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:06:20pm

re: #883 NY Nana

/Anyone want to contribute to a fund for OJ, who was the ‘victim of an injustice’?

It was just set up by the brother of one of poor OJ’s ex-girlfriends. *Sob* *Sob*

If he can guess which golf course i’ll be on Saturday, and meets me there, I’ll kick in a buck (after I spit on either it or him ,,, or both)

893 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:06:26pm

VFW Against VA Collection Increase Proposal

Washington, March 4, 2009 - The national commander of the Veterans of Foreign Wars of the U.S. wants the Obama administration to kill a controversial budget proposal that would bill veterans with private health insurance for the care they receive for their service-connected disabilities and wounds.

“It is unconscionable to pass along the costs of war to wounded and disabled veterans,” said the VFW’s Glen M. Gardner Jr., a Vietnam veteran from Round Rock, Texas. “This is one policy proposal that the VFW will work hard to defeat because it breaks a sacred trust that veterans have with their government.”

The administration proposed Thursday that the Department of Veterans Affairs would receive $55.9 billion in discretionary funding in fiscal year 2010, an amount that exceeds the current year budget by $5.5 billion.


vfw.org

894 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:07:00pm

re: #872 WindHorse

I guarantee if one of the Big Three did this, I would go out and buy their new car tomorrow……

my two cents…..

They would have left that circus with some dignity at least

895 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:07:17pm

Was fully and absolutely lit before St. Patty’s day.

That make me Scottish? I hope so.

Going to bed before I am deleted.

Happy Frackin’ St Paddy’s Day you Martha Faukers! You Ice-holes!

896 sattv4u2  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:07:26pm

re: #890 dentate

Harvard and Radcliffe Class of 1979, Fortieth Annual Report!

They were counting on the mail being much much slower!

897 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:07:45pm

re: #868 Dark_Falcon

Always a good thing to mention. Obama’s actions lead me to believe that he can’t be simply failing, he’s trying to mess up the country.

Succeeding, DF, succeeding.

898 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:07:46pm

re: #880 afrocity
Hey thanks afrocity - I think it’s just fatigue and stress.
I’m hoping for either some good laughs (preferably) or a good fight out here tonight so I can dissipate some of the stress!

899 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:07:57pm

re: #867 rawmuse

Yeah - they bitch about private industry giving bonuses - but it’s OK for 3/4 of the bureaucrats at the trough to get annual bonuses.

Government services to tax payers is so overwhelmed with no accountability or leadership it’s no longer funny.

900 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:08:20pm

re: #883 NY Nana

/Anyone want to contribute to a fund for OJ, who was the ‘victim of an injustice’?

It was just set up by the brother of one of poor OJ’s ex-girlfriends. *Sob* *Sob*

What the? The OJ Simpson phenomenon never seems to end. The guy’s located in North Dakota.

901 lifeofthemind  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:08:33pm

I still want to see his college transcripts

902 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:08:35pm

“Spit it out, ya wee bastard!”

903 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:08:53pm

re: #898 realwest

Hey thanks afrocity - I think it’s just fatigue and stress.
I’m hoping for either some good laughs (preferably) or a good fight out here tonight so I can dissipate some of the stress!

The Military Police want to see your hall pass…:)

904 Gearhead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:08:56pm

re: #885 WindHorse

A Ford? A Ford?

Alright, I’ll go buy a Ford then…..

The new Taurus they have in the works ain’t bad.

905 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:08:59pm

re: #883 NY Nana

my heart bleeds

906 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:09:30pm

re: #873 afrocity

When I was at Harvard we had lots of stories about him.

“Him” is a husband-wife team.

907 newsjunkie_ky  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:09:41pm

re: #836 jcm

Private contracts, unless a criminal activity occurs then the judiciary gets involved, has long been outside the realm of government. The executive branch becoming involved in setting aside contracts is a huge, huge expansion of government.


Just another brick in the socialist wall.

908 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:10:04pm

re: #890 dentate

AAHHH, yes. Harvard, my alma mater. Sent me a postcard last week—wish I could show you the image, so you would believe this:

“Harvard and Radcliffe Class of 1979, Fortieth Annual Report! Don’t Miss OUt!”

I sent a scanned image back to the class report office, inquiring as to whether math has changed, I have lost track of ten years of my life, or we’ve opened a time tunnel to the future and the only thing coming back to me is Harvard’s requests for donations. Things have definitely gone downhill since I left.

Columbia sucked worse IMHO. If I had my druthers I would have went to Berkeley. The best thing about Harvard was the rare book collection which is why I am what I am today. People but too much investment in Ivy League. It is just a school.

909 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:10:04pm

re: #904 Gearhead

The new Taurus they have in the works ain’t bad.

I saw a Taurus Friday. Looked a lot like the Ford 500.

910 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:10:18pm

re: #860 nyc redneck

It’s much more telling when he does not have his teleprompter…the Manchurian Candidate.

911 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:10:26pm

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O’Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, “O’Brian, come ‘ere. I ‘ave a request for ye.” Shawn walked to his friend’s bedside and kneels.

“Shawny ole boy, we’ve been friends all our lives, and now I’m leaving ‘ere. I ‘ave one last request fir ye to do.”

O’Brian burst into tears, “Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It’s done.”

“Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I’ll be able to enjoy it for all eternity.”

O’Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend’s request, he asked, “Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?”

912 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:10:31pm

re: #891 realwest
Hey Dusty - good luck to him with that - see my #891; he doesn’t give a damn about veterans and has precious little use for the active duty military.
Just one military crisis and he may change his tune, but he revealed his true and total lack of character about us today.

913 lifeofthemind  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:10:34pm

re: #873 afrocity

When I was at Harvard we had lots of stories about him.

re: #890 dentate

AAHHH, yes. Harvard, my alma mater.

You both went to that diploma mill? *shudders and cleans the screen

914 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:10:45pm

re: #851 razorbacker

In ‘78 I bought a new RX-3SP. Put just over 250,000 miles on it and then sold it to a collector for $500 less than I paid for it new.

We both thought we’d made a good deal.

I think you both made out. The SP was a sporty version of the RX-3. I never had one but I would like to have one now. I haa d side business of rebuilding rotary engine Mazdas and selling them. That is how how I met my first wife.She bought an RX-2 I put in the paper and kept coming back for more service.

915 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:10:52pm

re: #904 Gearhead

I’ve owned Fords before (not so long ago). If Ford doesn’t take the payola, I’ll buy a Ford.

Meanwhile… Barney Fwank…. “A Fig to you…..muaaahhh.”

916 yesandno  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:11:07pm

re: #875 realwest

Good evening y’all - sorry I’m a little “tardy” tonight but I’m not feeling so good.
Oh and welcome aboard LGF to all our new hatchlings!

Perhaps the better weather due tomorrow in your neck of the woods will do wonders in making you feel better!

Hope you feel better soon!

917 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:11:13pm

re: #892 sattv4u2

If he can guess which golf course i’ll be on Saturday, and meets me there, I’ll kick in a buck (after I spit on either it or him ,,, or both)

I’ll let Dennis Miller give my answer about OJ: “You’re a punk, OJ! A bad man. Go to hell.”

918 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:11:35pm

re: #891 realwest

Hey Dusty. From your link:

[emphasis realwest]
I never did like Obama - and this “attitude” he apparently copped at that meeting seals it for me: I hate the motherfucker.

Ooooh - so harsh! C’mon RW - it’s an elitist thing that we just don’t understand.

///

919 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:11:47pm

re: #901 lifeofthemind

I still want to see his college transcripts

Go over to Columbia admissions office and offer the person at the counter a rent stabalized apartment. I bet they will let you see them.

920 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:12:11pm
921 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:12:57pm
922 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:13:13pm

re: #915 WindHorse

I’ve owned Fords before (not so long ago). If Ford doesn’t take the payola, I’ll buy a Ford.

Meanwhile… Barney Fwank…. “A Fig to you…..muaaahhh.”

I use Ford Cargo Vans E250’s…..they run like champs, best van you can buy for delivering. One made it to 300,000 with the same engine. The two I have now both have well over 200,000 and run great. Chevy and Dodge vans just do not last as long….cheaply made

923 lifeofthemind  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:13:14pm

re: #919 afrocity

Go over to Columbia admissions office and offer the person at the counter a rent stabalized apartment. I bet they will let you see them.

I will live with a woman for love but I will not live with a man for money.

924 Gearhead  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:13:18pm

re: #909 razorbacker

I saw a Taurus Friday. Looked a lot like the Ford 500.

I think the Taurus may be a little smaller. What I’ve seen in the car magazines looks much better (in my opinion) - and they’re bringing back the SHO, albeit one not as aggressive as the original.

925 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:13:20pm

re: #914 BatGuano

Maybe. The only sporty I could see was a front and rear spoiler, a louvered shade over the back window, and some gaudy tape stripes.

But for ‘78, it was a quick little car.

926 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:13:20pm

re: #912 realwest

Hey Dusty - good luck to him with that - see my #891; he doesn’t give a damn about veterans and has precious little use for the active duty military.
Just one military crisis and he may change his tune, but he revealed his true and total lack of character about us today.

Yuppers…

927 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:13:32pm
928 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:14:12pm

re: #921 MandyManners

[Link: www.foxnews.com…]

Leftist Ex-CNN Reporter Wins El Salvador Presidency!

The Communist News Network makes history.

929 outsidephilly  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:14:20pm

re: #875 realwest

Good evening y’all - sorry I’m a little “tardy” tonight but I’m not feeling so good.
Oh and welcome aboard LGF to all our new hatchlings!

((real))
This is a drive-by
I’m sorry you’re not feeling so well tonight, here’s my most snuggly hug to, hopefully, help the lousy feeling go away. SIGH

930 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:14:25pm
931 Mich-again  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:14:55pm

My car has over 101,000 miles on it, had it 5 years now, no rust, starts first try every time, everything still works, 31 mpg combined, and all I ever did for it was change the oil when it was due and get tires and brakes once. Everything else is original. A Chevy made in Kansas. My best car ever.

932 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:15:16pm

re: #913 lifeofthemind

You both went to that diploma mill? *shudders and cleans the screen

Yes, sorry to disappoint. Didn’t want tax payers feeding my 7 illegitimate kids and baby’s daddy Leroy.

933 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:15:22pm

re: #928 Gus 802

Leftist Ex-CNN Reporter Wins El Salvador Presidency!

The Communist News Network makes history.

Maybe he’ll take Jackhole McCafferty with him?

934 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:15:44pm

re: #882 J.D. Hey there {J.D.} I’m almost always out here at this hour! And thanks but I think it’s just stress and fatigue - tried to work on mom’s taxes tonight - not fun. And now I read from Dustyvet’s comments that the earlier reports about Obama screwing veterans on health care was true; he IS gonna screw wounded and disabled veterans. So I’m kinda getting cranked up again, but in a GOOD way!
How are you doing?!

935 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:15:44pm

re: #893 Dustyvet

Speaking of the VA, I had a question to throw out there.

My husband is out of work, and has a gap of several years in his resume. Hoping to mend the gap, or at least get him out of the house, I suggested volunteering.

Since hubby hates poor people, rich people, young people, old people, environmentalists, politicians and most forms of religion, we weren’t sure where to start. After examining our charitable giving record, such as it is, I determined that the only two groups in American society he has willingly given his own money to are dogs and soldiers.

(“Also kittens,” hubby adds, “when they’re cute little baby kittens. When they turn into cats they become evil.”)

Anyway, we were wondering if there were veteran’s orgs out there that need volunteers. Ideally, he’d like to do paperwork, data entry, dull office stuff. He is not, as you may have gathered, a people person.

We sent a form request to the VA’s website, but they haven’t got back to us yet. Does anyone know anyone to call, or have an idea? SF or the East Bay would be fine.

Just throwing it out there.

936 outsidephilly  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:15:55pm

re: #898 realwest

Hey thanks afrocity - I think it’s just fatigue and stress.
I’m hoping for either some good laughs (preferably) or a good fight out here tonight so I can dissipate some of the stress!


Yeah, maybe Dusty Vet or Erik will share a joke or two, or three, to bring a smile to your cute face … . .

937 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:16:01pm

re: #925 razorbacker

Maybe. The only sporty I could see was a front and rear spoiler, a louvered shade over the back window, and some gaudy tape stripes.

But for ‘78, it was a quick little car.

Absolutely right. It was all tacked on. The RX-3 had 5 hp less than the RX-2 due to a more restrictive exhaust. But they were all fun cars and would blow the doors off every car in their class.

938 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:16:10pm

re: #933 Desert Dog

Maybe he’ll take Jackhole McCafferty with him?

He can be el presidente’s Secretary of Defense.

939 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:16:27pm

re: #889 lifeofthemind
Thank you very much.

940 lifeofthemind  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:16:32pm

re: #932 afrocity

Yes, sorry to disappoint. Didn’t want tax payers feeding my 7 illegitimate kids and baby’s daddy Leroy.

Well, everybody needs a hobby.

941 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:16:34pm

re: #930 Iron Fist

Night, folks. I may be back later if I can’t sleep.

Don’t think about the economy or you” ll be back.

942 dentate  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:17:09pm

re: #908 afrocity

You are right about that, and I speak with some authority on the subject…I was there for quite a few years, overlapping with the Obamas, though not at the same school. Houghton was a treasure that I only saw once or twice, though I understand the Necronomicon was actually in Widener, and I never did manage to find it…wait a minute…you don’t think…

943 razorbacker  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:17:13pm

I’m turning in, too.

Y’all play nice. If you can’t manage that, kindly sawdust any fresh blood pools and upright the knocked-over bottles so as to minimize spillage.

944 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:17:37pm

re: #940 lifeofthemind

Well, everybody needs a hobby.

and the sun’s gotta shine on a dog’s ass sometime.

945 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:17:39pm

re: #938 Gus 802

He can be el presidente’s Secretary of Defense.

I was thinking more like “Minister of Swamp Draining” or “Secretary of Sewers”

946 outsidephilly  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:17:52pm

g’night folks - see y’all tomorrow!

947 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:18:40pm

re: #928 Gus 802

Leftist Ex-CNN Reporter Wins El Salvador Presidency!

The Communist News Network makes history.

Well at least no Obama has a foreign leader he will welcome with enthusiasm: A Commie who used to be an MSM reporter. Screw em both (with a railroad spike).

948 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:18:48pm

re: #935 SanFranciscoZionist

Speaking of the VA, I had a question to throw out there.

My husband is out of work, and has a gap of several years in his resume. Hoping to mend the gap, or at least get him out of the house, I suggested volunteering.

Since hubby hates poor people, rich people, young people, old people, environmentalists, politicians and most forms of religion, we weren’t sure where to start. After examining our charitable giving record, such as it is, I determined that the only two groups in American society he has willingly given his own money to are dogs and soldiers.

(“Also kittens,” hubby adds, “when they’re cute little baby kittens. When they turn into cats they become evil.”)

Anyway, we were wondering if there were veteran’s orgs out there that need volunteers. Ideally, he’d like to do paperwork, data entry, dull office stuff. He is not, as you may have gathered, a people person.

We sent a form request to the VA’s website, but they haven’t got back to us yet. Does anyone know anyone to call, or have an idea? SF or the East Bay would be fine.

Just throwing it out there.

Contact your local VA hospital, and speak with the Volunteer Department. They have all sorts of volunteer jobs open.

949 BatGuano  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:19:04pm

re: #943 razorbacker

Good night Razorback, I am glad you had the experience of enjoying a fun Mazda rotary.

950 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:19:37pm

re: #932 afrocity

Yes, sorry to disappoint. Didn’t want tax payers feeding my 7 illegitimate kids and baby’s daddy Leroy.

Leroy? You went out with Leroy too?

/OK, I’m losing it.

951 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:19:44pm

re: #945 Desert Dog

I was thinking more like “Minister of Swamp Draining” or “Secretary of Sewers”

Don’t think they have sewers in El Salvador. Well, maybe an open trench of sorts. So it will have to be Minister of Swamp Draining for old Jack.

952 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:20:05pm

re: #935 SanFranciscoZionist

charitynavigator.org

A search by radius from your home zip will bring up charities in your area and their ratings. Pick a few that ring his bell and go see them.

953 rawmuse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:20:06pm

re: #935 SanFranciscoZionist

I volunteer at the VA out on Clement St. They call it Fort Miley. Mostly I drive vets around who need a lift. Or I just sit and listen to their stories.

954 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:20:09pm

re: #935 SanFranciscoZionistHey, I really hate to say this but “veterans” and “SF or the East Bay ” don’t really compute for me a whole lot!
But he could certainly check to see if there are American Legion or VFW posts out there who could use some free help - they’re in the phone book - if they exist in SF or the East Bay.
And FWLIW, please tell him I at least thank him for wanting to help us out.

955 lifeofthemind  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:20:11pm

re: #935 SanFranciscoZionist

I’d google for the VFW or American Legion or AmVets in your area, also check to see if there is a VA hospital nearby (but since that is gov’t it may not have office type volunteers)

956 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:20:13pm

re: #942 dentate

You are right about that, and I speak with some authority on the subject…I was there for quite a few years, overlapping with the Obamas, though not at the same school. Houghton was a treasure that I only saw once or twice, though I understand the Necronomicon was actually in Widener, and I never did manage to find it…wait a minute…you don’t think…

Ah, Houghton. I worked there as an intern in rare books. Beinecke too. I miss the Emily Dickinson room. Pusey is great too.

957 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:21:01pm

re: #916 yesandno
Thanks a lot. I do appreciate it.

958 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:21:07pm

re: #947 Dark_Falcon

Well at least no Obama has a foreign leader he will welcome with enthusiasm: A Commie who used to be an MSM reporter. Screw em both (with a railroad spike).

No doubt. A lot of MSM hacks have signed up for the Obama White House Cult.

959 Timbre  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:21:24pm
In order to keep up with our growth, AIG emphasizes the importance of providing ongoing learning and development opportunities. After all, it’s our people’s knowledge, talent and ambition that keep us competitive.

Our programs can give you the power to achieve your goals, enhance the quality of your career, and ensure that your future is as financially and professionally rewarding as it can be.

Sounds like a plan!

960 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:21:29pm

Now they want them to commit Hari Kari?

Iowa Senator Says AIG Executives Should ‘Resign or Commit Suicide’

Same to you Senator

961 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:21:48pm

re: #940 lifeofthemind

Well, everybody needs a hobby.

In this case, is the hobby feeding Afrocity’s imaginary children, or having them? If feeding, I make a pretty good tamale pie.

962 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:21:52pm

re: #918 Bobibutu
Hey my friend - oh I understand Obama quite well, thank you very much (and yeah, I saw the sarc tags!)!

963 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:22:07pm

re: #950 SanFranciscoZionist

Leroy? You went out with Leroy too?

/OK, I’m losing it.

Yeah, well it is expected you know ;-)

964 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:22:28pm

re: #951 Gus 802

Don’t think they have sewers in El Salvador. Well, maybe an open trench of sorts. So it will have to be Minister of Swamp Draining for old Jack.

Perhaps they could tie the open sewers and swamps together? That would fit old Jack’s temperament anyway.

965 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:22:31pm

re: #935 SanFranciscoZionist

also,
outside of the VA but within helping Soldiers, you can look at the USO (local air port), Red Cross (they provide notification services to Soldiers), homes for our troops

966 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:23:07pm

re: #948 Dustyvet

Volunteer Assignments

We’ve listed some of the ways you can volunteer below. However, if you have special skills to offer, please call us so we can discuss how you can best use your talents to help our patients.

Volunteer Van Drivers
Help pick-up outpatients receiving chemotherapy, dialysis, radiation therapy, and other outpatient appointments. To fill this role, you must have a current drivers license and automobile insurance and pass a physical exam.
Information Desk Volunteer
Help patients and visitors with information and clinic locations. Provide assistance with pushing patients in wheelchairs to their scheduled appointments. Hours: 8:00 a.m. - 12:00 noon, or 12:00 noon - 4:00 p.m.
Parking Lot Golf Cart Drivers
Help outpatients in our large parking areas with access to the medical center. To fill this role, you must have a current drivers license. Hours: 8:00 a.m. - 12:00 noon, or 12:00 noon - 3:30 p.m.
Volunteer Office Assistant
Help different medical or administrative offices in the medical center. Duties include filing, answering phones, and greeting and directing patients. Hours: 8:00 a.m. - 12:00 noon, or 12:00 noon - 4:00 p.m.
Hospitality Beverage Cart
Deliver beverages to outpatient clinics and waiting areas. Hours: 8:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m., or 1:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m.
Comfort Article Coordinator
Assist and support nursing staff on inpatient units providing comfort articles and special attention to patients as needed. Open hours.
Magazine / Book Cart
Sort donated magazines and books, and take the cart to designated waiting areas. Open hours.
Mail Room Assistant
Complete mail room projects and deliver mail to medical center departments. Open hours.
Research Assistant Volunteer
Help with database entry, complex filing in highly regulated environment. Open hours.
Volunteer Massage Aide
Under the supervision of the Wellness Coordinator, licensed massage therapist volunteer giving light touch massage to veterans. Open hours.
Patient Library Volunteer
Help with errands, delivering and picking up papers, magazines and photocopying. Hours: Mondays 8:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m.
Recreation Therapy Volunteer
Assist Recreation Therapy in variety of tasks such as helping with social games with patients, assisting with arts and crafts, and helping with organization of supplies and equipment. Open hours.
Physical Therapy Aide Volunteer
Assisting Physical Therapy with a variety of non-clinical tasks. Monday - Saturday 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.
Respiratory Therapy Aide/Assistant
Assisting Respiratory Therapy with a variety of non-clinical tasks. Open hours.
Computer Lab Monitor
Monitor and assist veterans in Computer Lab. Open hours.

San Francisco VAMC

967 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:23:24pm

Thank you for all suggestions, everyone!

968 WindHorse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:23:33pm

it’s funny…. likely the biggest voice against that evil AIG will be the very pukes that voted for zero the hero.

969 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:24:44pm

re: #960 Desert Dog

Now they want them to commit Hari Kari?

Iowa Senator Says AIG Executives Should ‘Resign or Commit Suicide’

Same to you Senator

Uh oh. He’s a Republican. Going to hear about this tomorrow in the Democratic national news. And he used the example of “Japanese” suicide. Here come the crying liberal groups!

970 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:24:56pm

re: #936 outsidephilly My cute face huh? Hmmm - assuming you’re a female, I do have other areas of interest that might well relieve my stress!
:)
OTOH, YOU could tell us a joke or three!

971 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:25:05pm

re: #966 Dustyvet

Wow, Dusty! Kudos to you!

972 swamprat  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:25:23pm

re: #964 Desert Dog

Perhaps they could tie the open sewers and swamps together? That would fit old Jack’s temperament anyway.

I don’t like that idea.

/swamprat

973 rawmuse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:25:36pm

re: #967 SanFranciscoZionist

Thank you for all suggestions, everyone!

If ever you feel down in the dumps, volunteer someplace like a hospital or an animal shelter. It will make you count your blessings.

974 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:25:47pm
975 Bloodnok  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:26:11pm

re: #974 MandyManners

bye.

Good night Mandy!

976 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:26:18pm

re: #974 MandyManners

‘Nite Mandy. Sleep well.

977 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:26:19pm

re: #970 realwest

Now I am jealous.

978 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:26:27pm

re: #953 rawmuse

I volunteer at the VA out on Clement St. They call it Fort Miley. Mostly I drive vets around who need a lift. Or I just sit and listen to their stories.

I think I know where you mean. Way out toward Ocean Beach?

979 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:26:31pm
re: #217 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Beautiful!

You are too kind. -:-)

980 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:26:44pm

re: #974 MandyManners

Night Mandy
{mandy}

981 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:27:03pm

It’s late and I need extra sleep to shake my illness. Goodnight all.

982 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:27:34pm

re: #954 realwest

RW - then you would be amazed at the number of Vets here. From WWII to present. Oakland and the East Bay were the supply points and West Coast personnel discharge point for the effort in WWII. Massive!

983 The Shadow Do  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:27:44pm

For those still trying to digest the lump in the stomach reality of it. “Change” was not a slogan, but a promise. America’s first punk president is a hard charging believer who will continue to confidently deliver, through the modern miracle of the teleprompter, his vision of ‘justice’ in America - in complete harmony with the Pelosi Congress.

And there is no meaningful opposition. Republicans in Congress are completely ineffectual if not intimidated. Milquetoast McConnell and Michael (spine not of) Steele? Without leadership, without spokes folks who can make a counter argument, the ‘fun’ has only begun.

Middle America is going to have to entrench and try to hold. This is seldom successful in war, and politics is just an extension thereof.

/bummed and going to bed.

984 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:27:52pm

re: #981 Dark_Falcon

Goodnight, DF! Sweet dreams, see you tomorrow. :-)

985 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:27:54pm

re: #969 Gus 802

Uh oh. He’s a Republican. Going to hear about this tomorrow in the Democratic national news. And he used the example of “Japanese” suicide. Here come the crying liberal groups!

It’s hard to believe any Senator would say that. It’s depressing a Republican one did. It’s pathetic they way they are all falling over themselves now to be the most outraged.

What did they expect? They rammed that first Tarp with virtually no debate or thought to HOW it would be spent. The Obama Spendapolooza bill was not much better.

“Hey guys, these companies have been mismanaged and screwed by our policies….let’s give them a couple of TRILLON and see what happens!”

986 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:28:12pm

re: #954 realwest

Hey, I really hate to say this but “veterans” and “SF or the East Bay ” don’t really compute for me a whole lot!
But he could certainly check to see if there are American Legion or VFW posts out there who could use some free help - they’re in the phone book - if they exist in SF or the East Bay.
And FWLIW, please tell him I at least thank him for wanting to help us out.

Will do—and really, we do have vets!

987 Desert Dog  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:28:40pm

re: #972 swamprat

I don’t like that idea.

/swamprat

I am sure your swamp is a nice place ;-)

988 rawmuse  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:28:42pm

re: #978 SanFranciscoZionist

I think I know where you mean. Way out toward Ocean Beach?

Yep. And a more beautiful setting for a hospital you will not find on this earth.

989 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:28:46pm

re: #983 The Shadow Do

Goodnight, shadowdo. Try not to worry too much.

990 dentate  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:29:10pm

re: #956 afrocity

Ah, Houghton. I worked there as an intern in rare books. Beinecke too. I miss the Emily Dickinson room. Pusey is great too.

Pusey was a hole in the ground under construction when I arrived. The library I saw most as an undergrad was Hilles, as I lived in Currier House, but Yenching was my second home as an undergrad.

991 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:29:13pm

re: #967 SanFranciscoZionist

Thank you for all suggestions, everyone!

sanfrancisco.va.gov

992 Gus  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:29:35pm

re: #985 Desert Dog

True, as far as I know limiting any executive bonuses wasn’t part of the TARP I agreement. They can’t complain now.

993 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:29:42pm

re: #991 Dustyvet

I know there are a lot of military down here in Monterey

994 itellu3times  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:29:53pm

re: #924 Gearhead

I think the Taurus may be a little smaller. What I’ve seen in the car magazines looks much better (in my opinion) - and they’re bringing back the SHO, albeit one not as aggressive as the original.

It is the Ford 500, they renamed it.

995 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:30:01pm

re: #960 Desert Dog

Now they want them to commit Hari Kari?

Iowa Senator Says AIG Executives Should ‘Resign or Commit Suicide’

Same to you Senator

Well, you remember back in the 80s everyone was convinced we had to adopt Japanese business culture to survive, and all the yuppies were reading “The Way of the Samurai in the Three-Piece Suit” or some damn thing…this is just the next step.

996 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:30:16pm

re: #960 Desert Dog
Hey Desert Dog - Grassley is a number one idiot - first he makes that stupid suggestion (my suggestion: If any exec’s take that bonus, they’ll be fired) about people killing themselves and he manages to insult the Japanese at the same time.
People like him are an embarrassment to our party (or at least mine) and our country.

997 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:30:17pm

Can you name that Party?

King County assessor struggled with alcohol, say friends, former staffers

The hidden side of Noble’s life finally intruded into the public spotlight when the news broke that Noble, 58, had been arrested Jan. 18, after allegedly making a drunken U-turn on Interstate 5, driving his car headlong into an oncoming car, injuring two women and himself.

[snip]

While some Democratic and Republican party leaders have called for his resignation,…

[snip]

“I know him pretty well,” said King County Democratic Party Chairwoman Susan Sheary. “It’s mind-boggling to me. He is so quiet, so reserved, such a gentleman.

[snip]

“Plenty of elected officials have overcome a simple DUI issue, but this case is so severe that it’s likely a career-ending problem,” said Democratic political consultant Christian Sinderman.


That’s all the hints you get as too which party….

998 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:30:21pm

re: #993 mrshankly01

I know there are a lot of military down here in Monterey

We all over the place…:)

999 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:30:28pm

re: #995 SanFranciscoZionist

hahaha

1000 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:30:40pm

re: #934 realwest

Is there anything he isn’t screwing up?

It doesn’t pay to start raving this time of the night, but in a way it’s good to get it off your chest.

I’m good. Started taking blood pressure medicine today since mine’s a little up there, but other than that no real complaints.

My son found out today that he “matched” and I’m going to L.A. Wednesday to attend Match Day Thursday and find out where he’ll be.
I’m so excited!

1001 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:31:01pm

re: #998 Dustyvet

yea, we can be persistent

1002 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:32:13pm

re: #963 afrocity

Yeah, well it is expected you know ;-)

Well, for us white girls too, except in our case it lasts for a whole semester in our sophomore year of college, and forever after we bring him up to prove we’re not racists.

Leroy makes out like a bandit on this deal, doesn’t he?

/I’m being horrible now

1003 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:32:14pm

Did everyone jump to the new thread?

1004 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:32:20pm

re: #1001 mrshankly01

yea, we can be persistent

Where I am, I get to annoy the Navy Base next door to the VA Hospital…:)

1005 itellu3times  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:32:35pm

re: #960 Desert Dog

Now they want them to commit Hari Kari?

Iowa Senator Says AIG Executives Should ‘Resign or Commit Suicide’

This is more like it.

All this talk about legalities and bonuses … folks, losing $150,000,000,000 trumps law, and (must I explain it?) deserves NO bonus.

The chutzpah of paying or accepting bonuses under the circumstances, is beyond belief.

1006 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:33:14pm

re: #990 dentate

I should go back to Boston. I have not been there in some years now. I miss Cambridge. There was a bar called the Plow and the Stars and a place called Grendels. I had good times there.

1007 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:33:37pm

re: #1004 Dustyvet

I am Army, but I am going to a Navy school, great fun

1008 pink freud  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:34:36pm

re: #1000 J.D.

Residency training? Congrats!

1009 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:34:58pm

re: #993 mrshankly01

I know there are a lot of military down here in Monterey

Ft. Ord may be closed however all the service schools in the area are alive and well.

1010 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:35:13pm

re: #892 sattv4u2

If he can guess which golf course i’ll be on Saturday, and meets me there, I’ll kick in a buck (after I spit on either it or him ,,, or both)

/Use Monopoly money.

What really bothers me is that if someone is a ‘celebrity’ of any kind, they can literally get away with murder.

Somehow they are held to a different standard. Look at the scandals re re growth hormone, etc., and how fans still adore the users. If it was their kid? They would be livid.

A hero? Some ordinary Joe or Joan, who is serving in the Military. A really good school teacher, a cop, a fireman, a volunteer.

Being a New Yorker? To me, those who were involved on a date that seems to be nearly forgotten: 9/11/01, where countless heroes rescued people, and never even mentioned it; those who were First Responders, who also lost their lives, etc., and President Bush, who came to Ground One, dressed in everyday clothing, to talk to the First Responders…and a real First Lady, Laura Bush, who quietly went to elementary schools that were near Ground Zero to read to the kids, and comfort them.

And our everlasting thanks go to the fire brigades, etc., from all over, and the Bobbies from the UK who came to NYC to help. They are true heroes.

And there are those who are despicable, who claimed that either they, or a parent, or friend were there to help, and lied to draw attention.

I can never forget…some of our kids and daughter in a daughter in law and future son in law were in the city, or on their way to work. They are not the same people they were on 9/10/01…very different priorities.

Sorry for the rant, but the cult of celebrity makes me furious. We really need to find a different sort of hero…like my son in law’s Mum, who has cancer, and who’s leg was amputated last Wednesday. She is still medicated, and now in a rehab center, then back home this week, then back to the center. I only wish our government with their incredible medical coverage could find out what it is like to have something this life-altering happen, and be discharged only 2 days after an amputation….then maybe all of us would have better coverage.

And she was in a very good medical center in Philly, and also the rehab center, a new one, is where she will have to be in and put of.

We are all on Medicare…the grandparents, that is. Feh.

OJ deserved the death penalty, damn it.I wonder how those poor kids are growing up and what they will do with their lives.

1011 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:35:52pm

re: #977 afrocity Jealous?
Now why on earth would you be jealous - you have some jokes or something else to relieve my stress in mind?!
:)

1012 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:36:01pm

re: #1009 Bobibutu

true, i’m at one of them. before I got here, I had no idea.

1013 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:36:28pm

re: #1009 Bobibutu

sometimes, there is more military than Columbus, GA

1014 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:36:54pm

re: #1011 realwest

Jealous?
Now why on earth would you be jealous - you have some jokes or something else to relieve my stress in mind?!
:)


Care for a lowfat Ham and Lima Beans…:)

1015 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:37:40pm

re: #982 BobibutuAnd they stayed there? You’re correct, I would be surprised by that. Any chance they are in Pelosi’s district? ( a guy can dream can’t he?!).

1016 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:38:11pm

re: #1014 Dustyvet

Care for a lowfat Ham and Lima Beans…:)

Realwest is playing both ends against the middle.

1017 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:39:09pm

re: #1008 pink freud

Residency training? Congrats!

Yes!
Thanks!
He chose the specialty with the longest residency.

That’s my boy!

1018 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:39:31pm

re: #1016 afrocity

Realwest is playing both ends against the middle.

Oh…well he hates Ham and Lima Beans…;)

1019 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:39:45pm

re: #1000 J.D.
Uh, sorry J.D. - he matched what?!

1020 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:41:05pm

re: #1019 realwest

A residency program. He’s [almost] a doctor.
I like visiting L.A. from time to time, but if he was a little closer, that would be so very nice.

1021 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:41:24pm

re: #1012 mrshankly01

true, i’m at one of them. before I got here, I had no idea.

An acquaintance of mine taught Arabic there for years - up into his late 70s.

Kind of like SKorea is the “best kept secret in the Orient” - so is Monterey. Enjoy!

1022 irish rose  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:41:26pm

Good evening, all.

Spent the evening making some good Irish brown bread, and my house smells a little corner of heaven. The Irish stew is in the crockpot and ready to go.

The ghillies are cleaned, oiled, buffed and have a set of fresh laces for ceili dancing. The instruments are cleaned, oiled, properly tuned and ready to put in 12 plus hours of play, with the all-day hooley starting at 10am this morning.

St. Patricks Day has arrived!

And Spring will be here in just four days… we made it through another winter, folks.

1023 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:41:28pm

re: #1018 Dustyvet

Oh…well he hates Ham and Lima Beans…;)

and I hate Realwest when he’s consumed beans./

1024 stevieray  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:42:06pm

re: #935 SanFranciscoZionist

How does your husband feel about plants? They are pretty quiet… they keep their opinions to themselves.

He could try the Strybing… dig in the dirt for a while.

1025 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:42:20pm

About 4000 years ago, it was the accepted practice in Babylonia that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calender was lunar based, this period was called the “honey month” or what we know to day as the “Honey moon”

Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender used to yell at themto mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. From where we get “mind your own P’s and Q’s”.

After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. The “Berserk” means “bear shirt” in norse, and eventually to the meaning of wild battles.

Way down in 1740, the Admiral Veron of the British fleet decided to water down the navy’s rum, which naturally, the sailors weren’t pleased with. They nicknamed the Admiral Old Grog, after the still stiff grogram coats he used to wear. The term grog soon began to mean the watered down drink itself. When you are drunk on this this grog, you are “groggy”, a word still in use.

Long ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim of their beer mugs or ceremic/glass cups. The whistle was used to order services. Thus we get the phrase, “wet your whistle”.

1026 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:42:21pm

re: #1014 Dustyvet Uh, thanks Dusty but I’ll pass on that tonight. And every other night. And day. LOL!
Still can’t give those suckers away, can ya?!

1027 afrocity  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:43:12pm

re: #1022 irish rose

Good evening, all.

Spent the evening making some good Irish brown bread, and my house smells a little corner of heaven. The Irish stew is in the crockpot and ready to go.

The ghillies are cleaned, oiled, buffed and have a set of fresh laces for ceili dancing. The instruments are cleaned, oiled, properly tuned and ready to put in 12 plus hours of play, with the all-day hooley starting at 10am this morning.

St. Patricks Day has arrived!

And Spring will be here in just four days… we made it through another winter, folks.

Bless my sheppard’s pie and have a leprechaun sit on me brown bottom/

1028 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:43:59pm

re: #1016 afrocity LOL! No actually I’m just flirting with any lizardettes who feel like flirting!
And who knows, maybe a real friendship will develop!

1029 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:44:46pm

re: #1026 realwest

Uh, thanks Dusty but I’ll pass on that tonight. And every other night. And day. LOL!
Still can’t give those suckers away, can ya?!

My Ham and Lima Beans are under loved…:)

1030 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:44:53pm

re: #1021 Bobibutu

Thanks. It has been awesome. The beaches are wonderful (we are east coast people)

1031 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:45:01pm

re: #1015 realwest

And they stayed there? You’re correct, I would be surprised by that. Any chance they are in Pelosi’s district? ( a guy can dream can’t he?!).

Huge % stuck around. The SF Bay Area is a very desirable place to live … that’s the problem.

Most settled in the suburbs where the COL was and is lower. Madam Queens district is towards the high end of the spectrum.

1032 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:45:01pm

re: #1020 J.D. WHOA! That is SO cool - you must be really proud! What’s his specialty gonna be?

1033 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:46:41pm

night everyone.

1034 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:46:57pm

re: #982 Bobibutu

RW - then you would be amazed at the number of Vets here. From WWII to present. Oakland and the East Bay were the supply points and West Coast personnel discharge point for the effort in WWII. Massive!

My grandparents had a last drink together at the Mark Hopkins hotel before he shipped out the Pacific. And my grandma worked at the Richmond shipyards with her best friend, before they got bored and headed for San Diego to take jobs for the Army there.

1035 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:47:04pm

re: #1022 irish rose

Good evening, all.

Spent the evening making some good Irish brown bread, and my house smells a little corner of heaven. The Irish stew is in the crockpot and ready to go.

The ghillies are cleaned, oiled, buffed and have a set of fresh laces for ceili dancing. The instruments are cleaned, oiled, properly tuned and ready to put in 12 plus hours of play, with the all-day hooley starting at 10am this morning.

St. Patricks Day has arrived!

And Spring will be here in just four days… we made it through another winter, folks.

Do you know how EVIL it is to TORTURE us all like that?

/// ;-)

Sound like good food, good fun!

1036 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:47:49pm

re: #1025 Dustyvet Excellent Dusty! But I heard a different version of P’s and Q’s - in days of old you’d run up an account that would be written on a chalkboard and once one had imbibed enough, some serving wenches or owners would fiddle with that, hence the “mind your P’s and Q’s”!

1037 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:49:31pm

re: #1030 mrshankly01

Thanks. It has been awesome. The beaches are wonderful (we are east coast people)

If you can bust loose over a weekend - drive down to the Big Sur area and wander around.

1038 SanFranciscoZionist  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:50:11pm

re: #1024 stevieray

How does your husband feel about plants? They are pretty quiet… they keep their opinions to themselves.

He could try the Strybing… dig in the dirt for a while.

Now there’s an idea…

1039 mrshankly01  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:51:27pm

re: #1037 Bobibutu

already planning a big camping weekend down at the federal reserve next to big sur. they allow dogs.

1040 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:51:55pm

re: #1034 SanFranciscoZionist

nps.gov

1041 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:52:12pm

Notre Dame Irish Dance Team 2008 Dance Fest


Youtube Video

1042 J.D.  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:52:24pm

re: #1032 realwest

I AM so proud!
He plans to become a pediatric neurosurgeon.
He’s really quite a guy… not that I’m biased or anything…
;-)

1043 Syrah  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:55:23pm

Goodnight Lizards.

It will be an early and long day for me tomorrow.

I will be escorting a gaggle of our employees over to the new facilities. It will be like herding cats. I am bound to lose one or two on along the way.

Play nice.

1044 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:56:34pm

I got kicked out of Irish Dancing when I was a kid, I kept moving my arms…:(

1045 NY Nana's sockpuppet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:57:09pm

re: #871 Sharmuta

America elected a sock puppet.

Hey, there, just one little minute! On behalf of the Sockpuppets Club of LGF™, I protest!

I am talking only about those of us who are obvious sockpuppets, BTW! ;)

1046 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:58:01pm

re: #1043 Syrah
Good night Syrah - sleep well!

1047 realwest  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:59:21pm

re: #1044 Dustyvet
Ay laddie, that’s were us Scots have it over ya (well and in making GREAT whiskey!) we can move our arms to put around the lassies while we’re dancing!

1048 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:59:37pm

re: #867 rawmuse

Ha! Just got a response from the SSA - I hold their feet to the fire!

Thank you for contacting the Social Security Administration.


We are aware that the language in our Password Request Code notices does not agree with the instructions on our Web site. We are in the process of modifying our notices.

We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you and appreciate you taking the time to write to us.

———————

What a bunch of crap … but it probably requires an act of congress to change one word.

1049 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 9:59:40pm

re: #1045 NY Nana’s sockpuppet

Hey, there, just one little minute! On behalf of the Sockpuppets Club of LGF™, I protest!

I am talking only about those of us who are obvious sockpuppets, BTW! ;)

You are a sockpuppet?
Who knew!

/;-)

1050 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:00:22pm

re: #1047 realwest

Ay laddie, that’s were us Scots have it over ya (well and in making GREAT whiskey!) we can move our arms to put around the lassies while we’re dancing!

And here I thought you where welsh…:)

1051 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:00:46pm

re: #1048 Bobibutu

Ha! Just got a response from the SSA - I hold their feet to the fire!

Thank you for contacting the Social Security Administration.

We are aware that the language in our Password Request Code notices does not agree with the instructions on our Web site. We are in the process of modifying our notices.

We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you and appreciate you taking the time to write to us.

———————

What a bunch of crap … but it probably requires an act of congress to change one word.

Took longer to develop, write and approve the apology than it would take to fix it.

1052 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:02:46pm

re: #1049 jcm

You are a sockpuppet?
Who knew!

Moi? Have a sockpuppet?!?!? I will get that little rascal and [delete] the brat!

1053 Dustyvet  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:03:48pm

re: #1052 NY Nana

Moi? Have a sockpuppet?!?!? I will get that little rascal and [delete] the brat!

But, but, but, it was cute wee sock puppet…little button eyes….:)

1054 Bob Dillon  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:03:58pm

re: #1051 jcm

Took longer to develop, write and approve the apology than it would take to fix it.

Right!

1055 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:05:09pm
1056 Irish Rose  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:06:04pm

All caught up on my reading and off to bed, morning comes early.
Night, folks.

1057 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:06:57pm

re: #1043 Syrah

G’nite, Syrah. They are lucky to have you as the cat herder!

Youtube Video

1058 NY Nana  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:10:03pm

re: #1053 Dustyvet

The little rascal always seems to go online when he is supposed to be asleep! No fuzzy cotton stuff out of the dryer for his special treat today. Harrumph.

1059 [deleted]  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:16:47pm
1060 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:20:39pm

re: #688 afrocity

That is a myth. You have to have the grades to get into any school, especially Princeton. As someone who attend IVY we get pretty sick of people assuming we got in on affirmative action. That is why I want to see affirmative action done away with. Ivy is full of legacy idiots as well.

Hold on. I am arguing that it is unfair and wrong to assume she only got in because of affirmative action. I was arguing against that claim.

1061 jcm  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:22:31pm

re: #1059 Iron Fist

It’s been a couple of months now, but we saw a guy who had taken a right turn onto some railroad tracks. He’d made it fifty or sixty feet on down the line an got stuck. We did the good citizen thing and stopped to help. I was uncomfortable with it, you know. Alone, at night, and no gun are three reasons to stay in the car and go on. Call the cops and let them take care of it.

We ultimately did, but that was one time I was glad to see John Law pull around. Let them worry if it’s some crackhead that decides he wants to boost his first degree felony grand theft auto, for some additional kidnapping and eventual murder.

Something similar happened to my most recent ex’s grandmother. She barely survived. Dude choked her out and left her for dead.

Too long on the Fire Department. I always stop, however that long on with FD I’ve got a pretty good nose for those that need help, and those that got plans.

1062 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:24:20pm

re: #790 afrocity

why does it matter how she got in anyway? That happened ages ago. Why is it about her? He is the one who did not have the grades to get into Harvard Law School. Who funded his education? Soros? Did he meet Bill Ayers at Columbia?


Please scroll up on the thread. I am arguing the opposite of what you think! I do not believe that she got in becuase of affirmative action! I am arguing it is wrong to say that!

1063 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 10:37:00pm

re: #810 MandyManners

BTW, you’re not the only one here who has experience with academic writing.

I never claimed I was the only one with that experience. Geeze Mandy…

I’m really glad you posted that bio of her. It presents an image that is markedly different then the assertions that she was some sort of reject who was only accepted out of some sort of “race pity.”

My objections on this thread are to the tenor and the meaness directed at her. Look, if she says something bad about policy so be it. Have at her, I will join in.

However, joking about her arms and her marriage and assuming that she has no talent and only got anywhere except by “white guilt” is just wrong. It is really remarkably insulting. It smacks of racism. It is just plain mean.

1064 Zimriel  Mon, Mar 16, 2009 11:19:39pm

re: #1063 LudwigVanQuixote

assuming that she has no talent and only got anywhere except by “white guilt” is just wrong. It is really remarkably insulting. It smacks of racism. It is just plain mean.

Waa, waa, waa.

I think the documentation served up in this discussion has demonstrated that however “insulting”, “racist”, and “mean” you take it to be… it’s still true.

1065 MarineMomSue  Tue, Mar 17, 2009 12:32:43am

re: #1017 J.D.

Great news, J.D.
Congrats to him for his hard work and accomplishment… but also to you for raising a fine young man who will contribute mightily to our country. You have reason to be proud.

1066 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Mar 17, 2009 7:12:46am

re: #1064 Zimriel

Waa, waa, waa.

I think the documentation served up in this discussion has demonstrated that however “insulting”, “racist”, and “mean” you take it to be… it’s still true.

Zim, we agree most of the time. On this, we will have to agree to disagree.


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