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(Warning: slightly racy dinosaur humor.)
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gmsc Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:45:07pm |
OK – now we get the usual post-open-registration evolution thread!
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Emerald Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:45:31pm |
LOL! What's sad, though, is that ONN broadcasts have more research and care than most MSM broadcasts.
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iLikeCandy Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:50:41pm |
I'm sitting here at 0 comments with the dumbest dinosaur sex joke in the world in my message thingie. Nope. Not gonna do it.
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screaming_eagle Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:51:22pm |
LMAO. Quick tell Congress we need a new law.
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iLikeCandy Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:52:19pm |
The baby tricerotops was cute. If I'd been around then, I would have chosen it for a pet.
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ArmyWife Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:52:50pm |
Dear Dr. Vaughn absolutely looked the part! That was the funniest part of the whole thing for me.
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Racer X Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:53:02pm |
I once knew a lesbian dinosaur - she was a Liketolickapus.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:55:50pm |
Funny, but...I can't figure out how they actually reproduced. Budding, maybe?
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jcm Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:56:22pm |
re: #11 EmmmieG
Funny, but...I can't figure out how they actually reproduced. Budding, maybe?
It went extinct.........
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:57:52pm |
Why do I get the feeling that no little boys will have a small plastic model of this dinosaur on their bedroom floor? Ever?
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jcm Fri, Mar 20, 2009 5:59:32pm |
re: #13 EmmmieG
Why do I get the feeling that no little boys will have a small plastic model of this dinosaur on their bedroom floor? Ever?
If they do.... get them into treatment....
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HelloDare Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:00:45pm |
re: #11 EmmmieG
Funny, but...I can't figure out how they actually reproduced. Budding, maybe?
Parthenogenesis.
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VioletTiger Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:01:33pm |
re: #13 EmmmieG
Why do I get the feeling that no little boys will have a small plastic model of this dinosaur on their bedroom floor? Ever?
It's a dorkasaurus. The other dinos will beat the crap out of it./
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lifeofthemind Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:01:56pm |
Related to the Lechesaurous dodi that mated by making a sandwich with the help of the Tedakennaceaus pontifex rex.
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calvin coolidge Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:03:36pm |
New movie coming out -- Jurassic Pervert
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MJ Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:06:37pm |
Rare reptile hatchling found on New Zealand
WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A hatchling of a rare reptile with lineage dating back to the dinosaur age has been found in the wild on the New Zealand mainland for the first time in about 200 years, a wildlife official said Thursday.
The baby tuatara was discovered by staff during routine maintenance work at the Karori Wildlife Sanctuary in the capital, Wellington, conservation manager Raewyn Empson said.
"We are all absolutely thrilled with this discovery," Empson said. "It means we have successfully re-established a breeding population back on the mainland, which is a massive breakthrough for New Zealand conservation."
Tuatara are the last lizard-like descendants of a reptile species that walked the Earth with the dinosaurs 225 million years ago, zoologists say.
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]
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VioletTiger Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:06:45pm |
re: #18 snowcrash
Ancient lecherous creatures are not extinct!
They evolved into that really creepy guy who lived behind us while I was growing up.
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Kosh's Shadow Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:06:56pm |
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Killgore Trout Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:08:43pm |
Robotic dinosaur for kids.....
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Killgore Trout Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:09:43pm |
re: #24 Killgore Trout
Only $300. Not bad.
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Racer X Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:10:24pm |
A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas. A sign in front of a restaurant reads:
HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer
'Lord almighty' he says to himself, 'my three favorite things!'
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lifeofthemind Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:12:15pm |
Dinosaurs
Image: ReidPelosiFrank.jpg
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pat Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:13:13pm |
That Dino is not extinct. It can be found in Congress.
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Kosh's Shadow Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:13:34pm |
Anyone else watching the Battlestar Galactica finale?
This version has been a lot better than the old one, Bonanza Galactica.
"Has Little Joe come back from shooting Cylons in the north forty?"
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HelloDare Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:15:08pm |
It's 6:15 in CA. I'm wondering what stupid thing Obama is doing right now.
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doppelganglander Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:15:28pm |
re: #30 Kosh's Shadow
Anyone else watching the Battlestar Galactica finale?
This version has been a lot better than the old one, Bonanza Galactica.
"Has Little Joe come back from shooting Cylons in the north forty?"
Not me, but the husband and daughter are glued to it.
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lawhawk Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:15:53pm |
re: #32 HelloDare
Getting political advice from President Roslin on BSG? /
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albusteve Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:16:39pm |
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albusteve Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:18:01pm |
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Racer X Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:18:20pm |
Spookfish Uses Mirrors for Eyes
Odd looking? That’s an understatement. But the barrelye, better known as the spookfish, just got its claim to fame. What makes this skinny, sea creature so special? Just look into its eyes. Literally. The spookfish is the first vertebrate discovered to use mirrors for eyes. Instead of using lenses to focus light and create images, the spookfish utilizes reflective mirrors
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rawmuse Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:19:24pm |
That is some funny stuff. Even the synth news tracks.
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Dark_Falcon Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:19:40pm |
re: #29 pat
That Dino is not extinct. It can be found in Congress.
Yes, its modern subspecies is known as Kennedyus Chapqquidus .
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VioletTiger Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:19:46pm |
re: #32 HelloDare
It's 6:15 in CA. I'm wondering what stupid thing Obama is doing right now.
He's off the clock by now. It's past five in DC. Time for some Chablis and brie.
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Racer X Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:21:02pm |
A little Aussie humour...
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand , walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.'
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar.'
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Empire1 Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:22:28pm |
re: #30 Kosh's Shadow
I'm trying, but since I didn't watch the entire series, it isn't making a whole lot of sense. So I'll probably go sack out shortly.
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rawmuse Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:24:18pm |
Installed system OSX 10.5 today. Like it a lot.
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albusteve Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:25:37pm |
Harry Reid want stim money for multi billion dollar casino operators...holy wow...they are on food stamps
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Kosh's Shadow Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:26:02pm |
re: #34 lawhawk
Getting political advice from President Roslin on BSG? /
She'd be better than the 0.
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TedStriker Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:26:58pm |
re: #46 Kosh's Shadow
She'd be better than the 0.
Almost anyone would be better than Dear Leader right now....
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bnichols10 Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:27:02pm |
Watch the scrolling news banner at the bottom of the screen - best line: "Census Bureau report finds that 90% of the nation will be assholes by 2025".
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A Man for all Seasons Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:27:25pm |
re: #44 rawmuse
Installed system OSX 10.5 today. Like it a lot.
Gee..and some people still say operating systems written in pure C is rock solid..Where do that get that idea?
/
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HelloDare Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:28:13pm |
re: #38 Racer X
Spookfish Uses Mirrors for Eyes
Odd looking? That’s an understatement. But the barrelye, better known as the spookfish, just got its claim to fame. What makes this skinny, sea creature so special? Just look into its eyes. Literally. The spookfish is the first vertebrate discovered to use mirrors for eyes. Instead of using lenses to focus light and create images, the spookfish utilizes reflective mirrors
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albusteve Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:28:36pm |
News Flash!
Steve Wynn seen panhandling outside the Belagio
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rawmuse Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:30:00pm |
re: #49 HoosierHoops
UNIX, no? I don't know a lot about programming.
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TedStriker Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:32:30pm |
I like how they got Bobbie Battista (formerly of CNN) to do their newscasts...a real newscaster doing fake news.
/I'd say it's ironic, but it's just mimicking how the MFMSM really works nowadays...
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jcm Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:33:07pm |
re: #44 rawmuse
Installed system OSX 10.5 today. Like it a lot.
Installed Vista 64 bit on my MacBook Pro today.......
Not to bad......
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Emerald Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:33:28pm |
re: #32 HelloDare
It's 6:15 in CA. I'm wondering what stupid thing Obama is doing right now.
Are you sure you really want to know?
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Gort Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:33:36pm |
Feathers fly over new dinosaur find
The discovery of a petite, plant-eating dinosaur with primitive plumage could mean that the dinosaur from which all others evolved had feather-like protrusions, according to the latest study.
/Pillow Fight! Feathers were flying as the faculative co-ed bipeds frolicked!
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Mich-again Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:33:47pm |
re: #55 talon_262
I like how they got Bobbie Battista (formerly of CNN) to do their newscasts...a real newscaster doing fake news.
I thought you said she was from CNN?
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HelloDare Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:34:33pm |
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rawmuse Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:34:42pm |
re: #56 jcm
Installed Vista 64 bit on my MacBook Pro today.......
Not to bad......
Does that require a hard drive partition? Can you run both OS at the same time?
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Dark_Falcon Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:35:20pm |
re: #58 Gort
Feathers fly over new dinosaur find
/Pillow Fight! Feathers were flying as the faculative co-ed bipeds frolicked!
This I'm going to read. The evolution of feathers is my favorite evolution cluebat. I love using it on creationists!
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TedStriker Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:35:28pm |
re: #59 Mich-again
I thought you said she was from CNN?
In this case, real newscaster is a relative thing....
;-P
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jcm Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:39:18pm |
re: #61 rawmuse
Does that require a hard drive partition? Can you run both OS at the same time?
Partitioned drive. I can boot into Vista, or in a VM with Parallels. In Parallels I'm having issues with some of the drivers. It runs pretty well, the Window's Experience Index score is 5.1. I've found machines with a score of less that 4.0-4.5 struggle with Vista, mainly either memory or graphics.
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DEZes Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:41:20pm |
Next up.
The Porkosaurus.
The boinkosaurus.
and the Humpalotakis.
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OldRiverGuy Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:42:58pm |
vel-O-si-Rap-tor (Velociraptor) distinguished by a long low skull with
upturned snout and a large sickle shaped claw on each hind foot. Believed
to inhabit the Cal. 8th district.
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jcm Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:43:43pm |
re: #65 DEZes
Next up.
The Porkosaurus.
The boinkosaurus.
and the Humpalotakis.
Stumulosaurus
Omnibusvorousurus
Defitbudgetrex.
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A Man for all Seasons Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:43:56pm |
re: #54 rawmuse
UNIX, no? I don't know a lot about programming.
Sorry..I was watching highlights..my English Sucks...
My point was this..Mac OS development has gone rock solid time tested C ..If you are going to write Code for a Mac..It's in C...Often in the Windows world there is such a mix of C, C++, Visual Basic, 3rd party wrappers and various general system and DLL's calls available..the controlled or secured call to the Kernel is a challenge to a Windows Sub-System..
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DEZes Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:44:49pm |
re: #67 jcm
Stumulosaurus
Omnibusvorousurus
Defitbudgetrex.
those done sound like perverted dino's oh wait........
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jcm Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:47:07pm |
re: #69 DEZes
those done sound like perverted dino's oh wait........
The come up telling you they going to help you, then rub up against you and slip away.... then you notice your wallet is gone.
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So? Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:48:35pm |
re: #53 Orangutan
the Clintonosaurus Rex. 'Bout time.
Damn you posted that while I was on the phone for 20 minutes.
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Kosh's Shadow Fri, Mar 20, 2009 6:56:06pm |
re: #73 DEZes
What about the terrordactyl?
You mean the peter-odactyl? That is a far worse predator.
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gmsc Fri, Mar 20, 2009 7:11:55pm |
re: #44 rawmuse
Installed system OSX 10.5 today. Like it a lot.
I'm very happy with it. Although my first exposure to it was when I bought my iMac last year with it pre-installed.
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robin Fri, Mar 20, 2009 7:36:57pm |
After a day of frenetic sexual activity, the Dinosore felt raped.
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Sheepdogess Fri, Mar 20, 2009 7:49:29pm |
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Gort Fri, Mar 20, 2009 7:53:27pm |
Alternate headline:
New Breed of President-Predator:
Obama plans huge pledge drive for his policies
Here's a list of the 'grassroots' Obamalinskyites:
[Link: www.rebuildandrenew.org...]
Obamaton Alinsyite Marxists, stay the hell off my property and prepare to get the door slammed in your face... if you make it that far.
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Sheepdogess Fri, Mar 20, 2009 7:59:03pm |
re: #80 Gort
Alternate headline:
New Breed of President-Predator:
Obama plans huge pledge drive for his policiesHere's a list of the 'grassroots' Obamalinskyites:
[Link: www.rebuildandrenew.org...]Obamaton Alinsyite Marxists, stay the hell off my property and prepare to get the door slammed in your face... if you make it that far.
Don't even open the door, just (((the sound of a mossberg ))) being cocked.
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lifeofthemind Fri, Mar 20, 2009 8:12:08pm |
re: #80 Gort
Congress, Democrats as they were, refused to put up with this domestic propaganda on the part of FDR. THe SCOTUS struck down the NRA and FDR was roundly condemned for attempting the court packing scheme. He had to back off.
During WW-II Congress made sure that the Office of War Information was strictly for overseas consumption. To this day government offices, like State or the old USIA, can not distribute domestically materials prepared to influence foreigners.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Fri, Mar 20, 2009 8:31:08pm |
re: #83 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
And I did the night before. Nyah nyah!
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Marvo76 Fri, Mar 20, 2009 10:27:35pm |
it looks like a cross between one of them skexxis from The dark Crystal and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons....
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Oh no...Sand People! Sat, Mar 21, 2009 12:09:58am |
I loved the, (paraphrasing: "In light of the steroids scandal many are calling into question the validity of Pro sports bloopers."
BWWAAAHAAA!
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fat.elvis Sat, Mar 21, 2009 3:25:58am |
Just when you think the Onion can't get any more brilliant.... DAMN YOU ONION!
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