Video: Inside Guantanamo
The National Geographic Channel has an interesting show coming up in April, a look at day-to-day operations Inside Guantanamo.
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The National Geographic Channel has an interesting show coming up in April, a look at day-to-day operations Inside Guantanamo.
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:46:58pm |
Looking forward to seeing this. Their imbed coverage in Afghanistan was un-biased and incredibly well-shot.
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Buster Bunny Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:47:26pm |
Its just hell with a resort complex attached.
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Lee Coller Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:48:16pm |
Ooh, I hope they show all the torture.
Forced to eat three balanced meals a day.
Forced to drink clean water.
Forced to wear clean clothes in a clean environment.
Forced to live in a tropical climate rather than that hellhole they came from.
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Lee Coller Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:49:23pm |
re: #3 Lee Coller
How can I forget the worst of all, forced to use government provided health care!
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pat Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:49:24pm |
Cover Up! That is not Gitmo, it is a Hollywood set. We want to see the torture. The humiliation of being forced to have Harry Potter read out loau and having to listen to Barry Manilow.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:49:55pm |
re: #4 NYCHardhat
The MSM is the enemy.
No they are just useful idiots. But either way I think we should both of them out of business.
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Buster Bunny Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:50:26pm |
re: #6 pat
Cover Up! That is not Gitmo, it is a Hollywood set. We want to see the torture. The humiliation of being forced to have Harry Potter read out loau and having to listen to Barry Manilow.
Barry Manlilow?
How can you be so cruel and heartless? Their ears will request sanctuary !
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Sharmuta Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:50:39pm |
These are the lovely people 0bama wants to bring to this country.
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Buster Bunny Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:51:09pm |
re: #9 Sharmuta
These are the lovely people 0bama wants to bring to this country.
Time Bombs. Ready and waiting to go.
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Buster Bunny Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:52:30pm |
re: #11 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Fanilow here.
If I must admit .. I'm a fan of Peter Allen. But shh .. that doesnt affect my sexual preference or the clothes I wear.
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:53:07pm |
But then, I'm from Illinois The Flat.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:55:53pm |
Rep. Frank Calls Justice Scalia a 'Homophobe'
The Massachusetts Democrat told a gay online news agency that he hoped the Supreme Court won't ever get to hear a challenge to the Defense of Marriage Act while Justice Scalia is on the bench.
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
So then are all the rules of respect out the window? And can we call Barney Frank a fuck in fag?
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itellu3times Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:57:03pm |
You soy un hombre sincero,
De donde cresce las palmas.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:57:16pm |
Obama said last night on 60 Minutes that he fundamentally disagreed with VP Cheney. That he couldn't reconcile what had been done to these terorrists with our American values.
Get a clue asshole. Bush and Cheney kept us safe and btw, the last time I checked - these terrorist assholes still had their heads attached to their necks.
This guy has a dangerously naive view that is going to get lots of us killed.
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rawmuse Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:57:24pm |
Obama wants to turn these bastids loose in your neighborhood.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:58:59pm |
re: #20 rawmuse
Obama wants to turn these bastids loose in your neighborhood.
Send them to Berkeley. They'll fit right in. Maybe even get tenure at the University.
/
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albusteve Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:59:16pm |
it was a mistake to ever bring these people to Cuba...I have never been comfortable with that...they should be in the ME somewhere and these issues resolved one way or another...this shit needs to end imo
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:59:45pm |
re: #20 rawmuse
Obama wants to turn these bastids loose in your neighborhood.
There are some neighborhoods, I wouldn't advise them to go to.
Casablanca-Rick
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That's Mr. President to you Mon, Mar 23, 2009 3:59:49pm |
Well now that I am President, it will now become clear to everyone that Guantanamo Bay is filled with truly dangerous people and that our service members are professional, compassionate and civilized men and women.
Now that I am President.
Got that? No change. Same prison. Same policies. But I get to bask in the success.
That is what Change is all about. Me.
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Last Mohican Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:00:02pm |
re: #19 LGoPs
Obama said last night on 60 Minutes that he fundamentally disagreed with VP Cheney. That he couldn't reconcile what had been done to these terorrists with our American values.
He's going to be really upset when he learns what we did to our enemies in World War II. We literally killed them. Lots of them. And we put many of them in prison camps, too. Like, way more then we have in Guantanamo now.
We'd better keep poor Obama away from any history books. We don't want him losing sleep at night.
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KingKenrod Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:00:06pm |
Did they show the torture basement where they keep the stabbing pillows?
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Centauri Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:00:56pm |
The sad thing is, these guys would turn around and do an attack tomorrow if released. At least a computer gone bad with a virus can be "erased" to start its life over.
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snowcrash Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:02:03pm |
Looks good, will check it out when it is on. Maybe some public sympathy will shift from the prisoners to the MPs...never mind, not going to happen.
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DistantThunder Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:02:53pm |
I've been home alone with the kids for a week. The weather is cold and blustery. The sky is gray, and I'm feeling blue. I'm tired of cooking and cleaning.
Can I go to Gitmo for a week or two?
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:03:01pm |
re: #25 Last Mohican
He's going to be really upset when he learns what we did to our enemies in World War II. We literally killed them. Lots of them. And we put many of them in prison camps, too. Like, way more then we have in Guantanamo now.
We'd better keep poor Obama away from any history books. We don't want him losing sleep at night.
And he so very much needs his beauty sleep, 'cause his job is so very harrrd.
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rawmuse Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:03:32pm |
I liked "The Dog Whisperer" but then, you can train dogs. These guys are beyond redemption.
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Desert Dog Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:03:55pm |
I think a prison in Eastern Europe somewhere would be better. Poland, perhaps? Any place that would treat these guys the way they SHOULD be treated.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:04:59pm |
re: #33 Desert Dog
I think a prison in Eastern Europe somewhere would be better. Poland, perhaps? Any place that would treat these guys the way they SHOULD be treated.
Not that we'd ever find out what they said or knew, but Russia knows how to handle sheet hearts like them.
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vagabond trader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:05:21pm |
re: #25 Last Mohican
Not to worry, judging by his blather, history is not a strong suit.
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That's Mr. President to you Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:05:44pm |
re: #20 rawmuse
Obama wants to turn these bastids loose in your neighborhood.
Hey bud - don't jump to any conclusions.
I set out a goal. And after the media start showing that Guantanamo is the exact opposite of what they thought it was, the people who worship me will be OK with keeping open a little longer. Like 8 years or so. And they won't worry about the "bad"Guantanamo because I am in charge.
If I actually let these guys go on US soil, it will be like Willy Horton times 100.
So the media is now letting folks know that Guantanamo is a good thing - not a bad one. A few more shows like this and I can check Gitmo off the "Big lies to get me elected" list.
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:06:12pm |
Where's buzz? I think he could write a brilliant song Guantanamo, to this tune.
It's fun to stay at Guantanamo Bay!
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:06:26pm |
Just watched on one of the videos which showed the librarian they hired that speaks Arabic. The library is well-maintained and stocked with books that would interest the detainees from their different languages and cultures.
He kisses each one of the Korans, and wraps them in white towels when they are distributed so no one else touches them before they get to the inmates.
Will someone tell me why the hell we needed to wait 7 years to learn the truth about this place?
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vagabond trader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:07:42pm |
Are they going to show the 2 or was it 3 inmates who were "tortured" for like 45 seconds?
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Rexatosis Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:07:42pm |
Gitmo is so harsh, remember these so-called terrorists will be distinguished Professors of Education in a mere quarter-century.///
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DistantThunder Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:07:59pm |
re: #38 astronmr20
Just watched on one of the videos which showed the librarian they hired that speaks Arabic. The library is well-maintained and stocked with books that would interest the detainees from their different languages and cultures.
He kisses each one of the Korans, and wraps them in white towels when they are distributed so no one else touches them before they get to the inmates.
Will someone tell me why the hell we needed to wait 7 years to learn the truth about this place?
Because the Democrats understand and are more committed to propaganda than the right.
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:08:04pm |
re: #30 DistantThunder
I've been home alone with the kids for a week. The weather is cold and blustery. The sky is gray, and I'm feeling blue. I'm tired of cooking and cleaning.
Can I go to Gitmo for a week or two?
If I was unemployed and they took volunteers, I'd go in a heartbeat. A chance to learn about something up-close that's been so skewed politically, change of scene, weather, etc.
Sign me up. Put me on Library duty.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:08:10pm |
re: #38 astronmr20
Just watched on one of the videos which showed the librarian they hired that speaks Arabic. The library is well-maintained and stocked with books that would interest the detainees from their different languages and cultures.
He kisses each one of the Korans, and wraps them in white towels when they are distributed so no one else touches them before they get to the inmates.
Will someone tell me why the hell we needed to wait 7 years to learn the truth about this place?
If that's the truth, I'd rather not know.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:08:12pm |
I'm just disgusted there is no plan for these guys...are we gonna keep them down there forever?...execute them?...send them to the mid east?...cut them loose in Key West?...we need a solution to this nutty situation
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:08:19pm |
re: #33 Desert Dog
I think a prison in Eastern Europe somewhere would be better. Poland, perhaps? Any place that would treat these guys the way they SHOULD be treated.
Send them to ANWR. The libtards would like it because it's a pristine wonderland and it would show our compassion to send these poor mistreated souls to such a place. And it's a Wildlife refuge which certainly is in keeping with what these scumbags really are.
And oh, by the way. it's the most inhospitable place on the fucking planet - especially if you're used to the heat of the Middle East.
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Gus Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:09:02pm |
re: #44 albusteve
I'm just disgusted there is no plan for these guys...are we gonna keep them down there forever?...execute them?...send them to the mid east?...cut them loose in Key West?...we need a solution to this nutty situation
I thought the plan all along was to bring them all to trial?
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:09:20pm |
re: #44 albusteve
I'm just disgusted there is no plan for these guys...are we gonna keep them down there forever?...execute them?...send them to the mid east?...cut them loose in Key West?...we need a solution to this nutty situation
EXACTLY.
Weather you are right or left, one agrees that we need a plan. Of course Obama just halted everything, so we have no idea. If there was any plan a few months ago, there is even less of one now.
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ornery elephant Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:10:54pm |
I've decided that instead of calling it Gitmo anymore, I'll just refer to it as "GetMo"
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albusteve Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:11:04pm |
re: #46 Gus 802
I thought the plan all along was to bring them all to trial?
fine...more incarceration or freedom...let's just get to it
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BignJames Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:11:07pm |
re: #47 astronmr20
everybody's got a plan 'til they get hit in the mouth.
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nikis-knight Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:11:13pm |
re: #25 Last Mohican
He's going to be really upset when he learns what we did to our enemies in World War II. We literally killed them. Lots of them. And we put many of them in prison camps, too. Like, way more then we have in Guantanamo now.
We'd better keep poor Obama away from any history books. We don't want him losing sleep at night.
I don't think he'd read it, unless it was by or about him.
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Cathypop Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:11:23pm |
Those people have some serious patience. My mouth would get me into trouble immediately.
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:11:26pm |
Does National Geographic have any bias?
It's the first place I read about Sheik Mahmoud, the guy that was killed on 9-10-01. IIRC, it had the photograph of that beautiful Afghan young woman, the one with the startling greenish/bluish eyes. A few years later, they tracked her down. She'd aged quite a bit but, those eyes were still startling.
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:12:12pm |
Don't we all feel pity for the poor terrorists man-made disaster makers?
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Sharmuta Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:12:15pm |
It's not surprising the left would want to release these fine fellows. They're hardened killers. The left loves releasing from prisons all sorts of similar hardened assholes who will do nothing but repeat their crimes over and over again from rapists to molesters to killers.
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vagabond trader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:12:22pm |
re: #44 albusteve
We have released quite a few of them and The Obama ordered a moratorium on all tribunals.
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alegrias Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:13:01pm |
re: #45 LGoPs
Send them to ANWR. The libtards would like it because it's a pristine wonderland and it would show our compassion to send these poor mistreated souls to such a place. And it's a Wildlife refuge which certainly is in keeping with what these scumbags really are.
And oh, by the way. it's the most inhospitable place on the fucking planet - especially if you're used to the heat of the Middle East.
* * * *
As if liberals would let these poor jihadis suffer under Sarah Palin's influence! For the love of Allah, anything but exposing jihadists to Sarah Palin's people.
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nikis-knight Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:13:02pm |
re: #38 astronmr20
Just watched on one of the videos which showed the librarian they hired that speaks Arabic. The library is well-maintained and stocked with books that would interest the detainees from their different languages and cultures.
He kisses each one of the Korans, and wraps them in white towels when they are distributed so no one else touches them before they get to the inmates.
Will someone tell me why the hell we needed to wait 7 years to learn the truth about this place?
Giving these guys Korans is like givng meth addicts meth, only, you know, more dangerous to everyone else.
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Gus Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:13:20pm |
re: #49 albusteve
fine...more incarceration or freedom...let's just get to it
Yeah. Odds are they'll go to a Supermax next. Then to trial. Doing that is a waste of money. The better option would have been to keep them at Gitmo and do whatever they have to do from there. Reshuffling all of the prisoners is going to be a nightmare.
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Last Mohican Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:13:20pm |
re: #38 astronmr20
Just watched on one of the videos which showed the librarian they hired that speaks Arabic. The library is well-maintained and stocked with books that would interest the detainees from their different languages and cultures.
He kisses each one of the Korans, and wraps them in white towels when they are distributed so no one else touches them before they get to the inmates.
WTF? I want the part of my taxes that paid for those towels returned to me immediately.
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lincolntf Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:13:27pm |
re: #53 MandyManners
It's heavy into Global Warming/eco-babble, etc. But it's still a worthwhile subscription.
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:14:02pm |
re: #38 astronmr20
Just watched on one of the videos which showed the librarian they hired that speaks Arabic. The library is well-maintained and stocked with books that would interest the detainees from their different languages and cultures.
He kisses each one of the Korans, and wraps them in white towels when they are distributed so no one else touches them before they get to the inmates.
Will someone tell me why the hell we needed to wait 7 years to learn the truth about this place?
Oh, come on, I'm sure we did the same thing with copies of Mein Kampf for Nazi POWs back in '45, didn't we?
//
Ridiculous.
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:14:10pm |
re: #55 Occasional Reader
Don't we all feel pity for the poor
terroristsman-made disaster makers?
How else will our language be eviscerated in the years to come?
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livefreeor die Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:14:21pm |
re: #44 albusteve
I'm just disgusted there is no plan for these guys...are we gonna keep them down there forever?...execute them?...send them to the mid east?...cut them loose in Key West?...we need a solution to this nutty situation
Given the maturity level of our POTUS, expect a wacky reality show starring the GITMO residents.
/sort of
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:14:35pm |
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albusteve Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:14:47pm |
re: #57 vagabond trader
We have released quite a few of them and The Obama ordered a moratorium on all tribunals.
I know that...so what's next?...pissing around don't get it...if BO want's to shut this facility down Americans should DEMAND to know what he has in mind...chicken shit MSM...I hate the MSM with a passion
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:15:09pm |
re: #62 lincolntf
It's heavy into Global Warming/eco-babble, etc. But it's still a worthwhile subscription.
I get it for The Kid. I remember reading it when I was a child. We'd giggle about the photographs of those naked folks from South America.
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Joan Not of Arc Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:15:13pm |
The guards cannot touch the Koran because- apparently- their hands are too filthy. Female guards are not looked at because the detainees are emotionally retarded. The detainees are fed, clothed and housed. The guards must wear face masks so as not to be met with filth that may be thrown at them.
How many American prisoners were treated so well? I'm sure one could count on one's hands to find the answer.
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:15:31pm |
re: #53 MandyManners
Does National Geographic have any bias?
It's the first place I read about Sheik Mahmoud, the guy that was killed on 9-10-01. IIRC, it had the photograph of that beautiful Afghan young woman, the one with the startling greenish/bluish eyes. A few years later, they tracked her down. She'd aged quite a bit but, those eyes were still startling.
Yes and no. It depends on the producer. They generally seem to get both sides, but the good thing about their series is they truly take their time shooting and let the cameras and microphones do the talking, rather than the editing.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:15:31pm |
re: #60 Gus 802
Yeah. Odds are they'll go to a Supermax next. Then to trial. Doing that is a waste of money. The better option would have been to keep them at Gitmo and do whatever they have to do from there. Reshuffling all of the prisoners is going to be a nightmare.
all posturing by our lunatic prez
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snowcrash Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:15:40pm |
Wonder how 911 wannabe Moussaoui (sp?) is liking Supermax? Bet he would prefer Gitmo if given his choice.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:16:01pm |
re: #69 MandyManners
I get it for The Kid. I remember reading it when I was a child. We'd giggle about the photographs of those naked folks from South America.
"giggle"--is that what you called where you grew up?
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lincolntf Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:16:15pm |
If anyone's interested, ESPN CLASSIC is doing a very well-produced retrospective on Curt Schilling right now. To be followed by "The Bloody Sock Game".
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jemima Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:16:18pm |
re: #60 Gus 802
Yeah. Odds are they'll go to a Supermax next. Then to trial. Doing that is a waste of money. The better option would have been to keep them at Gitmo and do whatever they have to do from there. Reshuffling all of the prisoners is going to be a nightmare.
You're worried about that piddling amount of money when 44 is talking trillions going down the drain? Saving the harvest mouse? Stable fly removal in the MidWest?
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ornery elephant Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:16:23pm |
re: #67 DEZes
Pretty busy...but good busy. Good seeing ya DEZ - Have a good week, my friend (whoops, did that sound like McCain?) haha
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:16:33pm |
I can't load the video. But I do hope it shows how the poor Gitmo detainees suffered horribly in the early years in those open-air cages, exposed to the cruel Cuban winter.
/remember that one, kids?
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:16:52pm |
re: #69 MandyManners
I get it for The Kid. I remember reading it when I was a child. We'd giggle about the photographs of those naked folks from South America.
Be careful, OR is here. /
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:17:03pm |
re: #57 vagabond trader
We have released quite a few of them and The Obama ordered a moratorium on all tribunals.
Releasing ones that go on to kill makes Obama look compassionate but weak.
When it happened to Bush, the media painted him out as incompetent. He didn't get any compassion or due process points. Only negatives.
So Obama can actually stop the due process these guys were getting (albeit slow) and win. He keeps them hanging while he "studies" the issue to death and does nothing. No one will call him on it. So Obama is actually depriving these detainees of the due process that Bush was giving them and he is seen as being more compassionate without the risk of any of these guys being released and returning to the battlefield.
All the product of a blind, partisan and unprincipled media.
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:17:08pm |
re: #78 Occasional Reader
I can't load the video. But I do hope it shows how the poor Gitmo detainees suffered horribly in the early years in those open-air cages, exposed to the cruel Cuban winter.
/remember that one, kids?
Go to the Nat geo site. There are two more videos up on there and are all worth the watch.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:17:12pm |
re: #77 ornery elephant
Pretty busy...but good busy. Good seeing ya DEZ - Have a good week, my friend (whoops, did that sound like McCain?) haha
Heh, see in the lounge soon.
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:17:41pm |
re: #71 astronmr20
Yes and no. It depends on the producer. They generally seem to get both sides, but the good thing about their series is they truly take their time shooting and let the cameras and microphones do the talking, rather than the editing.
Perhaps part of the reason is that they're not constrained by pressures to make it "exciting" and to compete with American Idol and Lost.
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:18:01pm |
re: #48 ornery elephant
I've decided that instead of calling it Gitmo anymore, I'll just refer to it as "GetMo"
Hey you! good seeing you!
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Last Mohican Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:18:21pm |
National Geographic's promotional blurb for this is a little weird:
For the first time, National Geographic exclusively captures day-to-day life in the most famous prison in the world, exploring the ongoing daily struggle between the guard force of dedicated young military personnel and the equally dedicated detainees, many of whom are still in legal limbo after being held years.
"Equally dedicated detainees"?
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:18:25pm |
re: #65 MandyManners
How else will our language be eviscerated in the years to come?
Well, by British government lexicon, of course, these guys haven't committed "terrorism", rather "anti-Islamic activity".
Of course, they're Islamic.
Therefore, they are the real victims here.
And we owe them compensation, I think?
Pardon me, my brain is oozing out of my ears.
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:18:38pm |
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:18:46pm |
re: #78 Occasional Reader
I can't load the video. But I do hope it shows how the poor Gitmo detainees suffered horribly in the early years in those open-air cages, exposed to the cruel Cuban winter.
/remember that one, kids?
And we were culturally insensitive enough to make them play soccer with actual soccer balls for heaven's sake. Knowing full well that in their homeland, they play with the head of a goat. Heartless Americans.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:18:56pm |
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:19:03pm |
re: #73 snowcrash
Wonder how 911 wannabe Moussaoui (sp?) is liking Supermax? Bet he would prefer Gitmo if given his choice.
Twenty-three hours a day.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:19:38pm |
Levin: U.S., Russia should unite against Iran
[Link: www.navytimes.com...]
Hey Carl, how's the weather in "Fantasy Land" down there in Orlando?
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:19:38pm |
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:19:52pm |
re: #69 MandyManners
I get it for The Kid. I remember reading it when I was a child. We'd giggle about the photographs of those naked folks from South America.
Mandy, that was the SI Swimsuit Issue, you fool!
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:20:12pm |
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reine.de.tout Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:20:13pm |
Code Pink and friends finally divulge the truth of what they want:
“Jail the rich, bail out the poor, stop the foreclosures, stop the war."
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:20:17pm |
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:20:34pm |
re: #80 karmic_inquisitor
Releasing ones that go on to kill makes Obama look compassionate but weak.
When it happened to Bush, the media painted him out as incompetent. He didn't get any compassion or due process points. Only negatives.
So Obama can actually stop the due process these guys were getting (albeit slow) and win. He keeps them hanging while he "studies" the issue to death and does nothing. No one will call him on it. So Obama is actually depriving these detainees of the due process that Bush was giving them and he is seen as being more compassionate without the risk of any of these guys being released and returning to the battlefield.
All the product of a blind, partisan and unprincipled media.
Hey!. Get out of my head. You aren't actually reading my mind are you?
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albusteve Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:20:51pm |
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:20:52pm |
re: #89 LGoPs
I thought that was polo...and it was with a whole goat's carcass...
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:21:39pm |
re: #87 Occasional Reader
Well, by British government lexicon, of course, these guys haven't committed "terrorism", rather "anti-Islamic activity".
Of course, they're Islamic.
Therefore, they are the real victims here.
And we owe them compensation, I think?
Pardon me, my brain is oozing out of my ears.
Well, stuff it back in right quick.
Are you telling me that the bombings of those busses are called "anti-Islamic activity"?
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livefreeor die Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:21:40pm |
re: #70 Joan Not of Arc
The guards cannot touch the Koran because- apparently- their hands are too filthy. Female guards are not looked at because the detainees are emotionally retarded. The detainees are fed, clothed and housed. The guards must wear face masks so as not to be met with filth that may be thrown at them.
How many American prisoners were treated so well? I'm sure one could count on one's hands to find the answer.
I think they need some roommates. Like Charles Manson, the BTK guy, anyone with cannibalistic tendencies, big gay serial killers, etc.
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Cathypop Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:22:28pm |
re: #97 reine.de.tout
Code Pink and friends finally divulge the truth of what they want:
“Jail the rich, bail out the poor, stop the foreclosures, stop the war."
A bunch of worthless, moronic pieces of shit. And a waste of oxygen!
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:22:39pm |
re: #95 Occasional Reader
Mandy, that was the SI Swimsuit Issue, you fool!
The Amazon Edition? Their boobies sagged to their knees.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:22:50pm |
Report: Russian navy to rely on tactical nukes
[Link: www.navytimes.com...]
Burtsev said the navy will also build six new nuclear submarines carrying intercontinental ballistic missiles. The first sub in the series, the Yuri Dolgoruky, already has been built and is undergoing tests.
And Obama your countering this how exactly?
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:23:41pm |
re: #105 MandyManners
The Amazon Edition? Their boobies sagged to their knees.
Pass the mind bleach please.
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:23:42pm |
re: #83 MandyManners
Perhaps part of the reason is that they're not constrained by pressures to make it "exciting" and to compete with American Idol and Lost.
That is indeed part of it. Nat. Geo is also generally a subscription-based medium. Still, after all these years, their photography and attention to detail is the best.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:23:52pm |
re: #97 reine.de.tout
Code Pink and friends finally divulge the truth of what they want:
“Jail the rich, bail out the poor, stop the foreclosures, stop the war."
Target-rich envoronment...
Wonder what some of the 401(k) and investment portfolios of the Code Pinkos that drove their Volvol station wagons to the protest look like.
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:23:55pm |
re: #105 MandyManners
The Amazon Edition? Their boobies sagged to their knees.
Oooh, that requires a quart dose of brain bleach.
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:23:55pm |
re: #106 Nevergiveup
Report: Russian navy to rely on tactical nukes
[Link: www.navytimes.com...]
Burtsev said the navy will also build six new nuclear submarines carrying intercontinental ballistic missiles. The first sub in the series, the Yuri Dolgoruky, already has been built and is undergoing tests.
And Obama your countering this how exactly?
Letterman has a spot open on Wednesday...
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:24:27pm |
re: #106 Nevergiveup
Report: Russian navy to rely on tactical nukes
[Link: www.navytimes.com...]
Burtsev said the navy will also build six new nuclear submarines carrying intercontinental ballistic missiles. The first sub in the series, the Yuri Dolgoruky, already has been built and is undergoing tests.
And Obama your countering this how exactly?
By sheathing our sword and hoping the rest of the world does the same.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:24:53pm |
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vagabond trader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:25:56pm |
re: #113 astronmr20
Listen, The Obama is a good Christian man. He's simply following scripture by beating swords into plowshares or some such.
//
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Cathypop Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:25:57pm |
re: #109 astronmr20
That is indeed part of it. Nat. Geo is also generally a subscription-based medium. Still, after all these years, their photography and attention to detail is the best.
Nat. Geo. photography is spectacular but the articles have been dumded down to the iq of a 3 year old.
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livefreeor die Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:26:05pm |
re: #106 Nevergiveup
Report: Russian navy to rely on tactical nukes
[Link: www.navytimes.com...]
Burtsev said the navy will also build six new nuclear submarines carrying intercontinental ballistic missiles. The first sub in the series, the Yuri Dolgoruky, already has been built and is undergoing tests.
And Obama your countering this how exactly?
Shhh. Don't bother him. He's hiding under the bed going "La-la-la-la" with his ears covered.
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:26:44pm |
re: #115 vagabond trader
Listen, The Obama is a good Christian man. He's simply following scripture by beating swords into plowshares or some such.
//
Into wind turbines.
/
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nikis-knight Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:27:29pm |
re: #103 livefreeor die
I think they need some roommates. Like Charles Manson, the BTK guy, anyone with cannibalistic tendencies, big gay serial killers, etc.
You're probably being sarcastice, but I'd like to say that I'm not a fan of "prison justice" at all, for terrorist or rapists or whatever. I think prisons should be human, and we as a society should have the spine to administer the appropriate punishment without relying on pschyopaths to do it for us. If these men deserve death, let them have it, quickly and without fanfare. If not, or if we can't be sure, let them be kept with the bare minimum of amenmities and incidental cruelty until such time as we can be reasonably sure they will not take up arms against us.
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Russkilitlover Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:27:51pm |
China Unclenching Fistful of Dollars
In other news...China seems nervous that they are holding worthless paper.
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:28:11pm |
re: #114 DEZes
It comes in quarts?
Certainly not in warts. /
I was referring to not be in need of a full dose of brain bleach. Just a smallish shot of it.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:28:19pm |
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nikis-knight Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:28:41pm |
re: #119 nikis-knight
My 'e' for humane migrated up to "sarcastic" for some reason... PIMF
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:29:33pm |
re: #121 callahan23
Certainly not in warts. /
I was referring to not be in need of a full dose of brain bleach. Just a smallish shot of it.
My joke went badly. :(
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reine.de.tout Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:29:59pm |
re: #110 Fenway_Nation
Target-rich envoronment...
Wonder what some of the 401(k) and investment portfolios of the Code Pinkos that drove their Volvol station wagons to the protest look like.
As it says in the article - if the rich are jailed, would they not then be unemployed? Who will then be paying the taxes that will "fix" everything?
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vagabond trader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:30:30pm |
re: #126 reine.de.tout
I fear we are about to find out.
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MandyManners Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:31:13pm |
Time to feed the critters and myself. bbiab
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:32:08pm |
re: #124 Sharmuta
See- now that's more like a rotating title.
How so?
it was aimed at lord of the rings, only the word pints was used.
Like I Said, kinda lame. but thanks kind lady.
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:32:45pm |
re: #126 reine.de.tout
As it says in the article - if the rich are jailed, would they not then be unemployed? Who will then be paying the taxes that will "fix" everything?
Question: Are there already achievers who decided to call it quits and went the way of john Galt?
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:33:08pm |
re: #129 DEZes
How so?
it was aimed at lord of the rings, only the word pints was used.
Like I Said, kinda lame. but thanks kind lady.
I'm kicking myself for not noticing the LOTR connection...
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:33:49pm |
Poll held among American Jews reveals that Yisrael Beiteinu chairman is not held in high esteem within community, some 60% of whom oppose views he expressed during elections. Some 75% support decreased financial aid to Israel should Jewish state be party to put skids under signing agreement with Palestinians
[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]
I absolutely, without any hesitation, promise that 90% ( and I may be under estimating ) have no freak en idea who Lieberman is! And the other 10% think he is the Senator from Connecticut. They can wipe my ass with that poll!
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:34:20pm |
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:34:21pm |
re: #129 DEZes
How so?
it was aimed at lord of the rings, only the word pints was used.
Like I Said, kinda lame. but thanks kind lady.
Paling! I got it. How could I have missed it?
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reine.de.tout Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:35:06pm |
re: #130 callahan23
Question: Are there already achievers who decided to call it quits and went the way of john Galt?
There are achievers who are trying to figure out how to reduce their incomes to $249,999 a year!
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jaunte Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:35:21pm |
re: #130 callahan23
Question: Are there already achievers who decided to call it quits and went the way of john Galt?
I have some friends who built a very successful business in California, who are moving to New Zealand this year.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:35:26pm |
re: #101 Fenway_Nation
I thought that was polo...and it was with a whole goat's carcass...
You're right, it is. I was just using some sarcastic license...
:)
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Right mind left Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:36:16pm |
OT Did anyone see what they are doing to the VA vets? This is pretty horrific. Is this what -0- will have happen if they don't use their own insurance?!?!?!?! Talk about literal punishments...
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]
Sorry, it's gross, but true!
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:36:19pm |
re: #137 jaunte
I have some friends who built a very successful business in California, who are moving to New Zealand this year.
Two parter-
A) What kind of businesses?
and
B) Are they hiring?
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:36:39pm |
re: #137 jaunte
I have some friends who built a very successful business in California, who are moving to New Zealand this year.
Disconcerting isn't it?
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jaunte Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:37:13pm |
re: #133 Iron Fist
You've got to give me something to work with here...
The face shields... that's like 'mental torture' because the detainees can't throw feces in the guards faces.
/
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livefreeor die Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:37:38pm |
re: #136 reine.de.tout
There are achievers who are trying to figure out how to reduce their incomes to $249,999 a year!
I have met several couples who are working with their accountants on a John Galt approach.
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Sharmuta Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:37:42pm |
re: #133 Iron Fist
OT- I asked realwest to pass on to you my email address so you and I could discuss the potential for drinks. But after this morning, I'd also like you to have it so you have a friend who understands your feelings today should you ever want a sympathetic ear. If you haven't received that information- give realwest a nudge.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:37:49pm |
JONATHON PORRITT, one of Gordon Brown’s leading green advisers, is to warn that Britain must drastically reduce its population if it is to build a sustainable society.
[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]
So long, it's been good to know ya!
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:38:13pm |
re: #137 jaunte
I have some friends who built a very successful business in California, who are moving to New Zealand this year.
At least the people there are more genuine.
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jaunte Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:38:22pm |
re: #140 Fenway_Nation
Advertising...
I'm pretty sure they've decided to take the money they made and retire.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:39:00pm |
re: #139 Right mind left
OT Did anyone see what they are doing to the VA vets? This is pretty horrific. Is this what -0- will have happen if they don't use their own insurance?!?!?!?! Talk about literal punishments...
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]
Sorry, it's gross, but true!
As inept as Hussein Dolt is, I don't quite see him signing off on something like that. I think the whole 'use private insurance for service-related injuries' idea was untenable from the get-go, but he decided to put it out there anyways so that once he abandoned it, he could try and garner support for some of his marginally less bad ideas...
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BakaRanger Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:39:00pm |
This guy named Jor-El has a plan for permanent re-location of the Gitmo prisoners, something called the "Phantom Zone". Stay tuned...
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:40:21pm |
re: #129 DEZes
How so?
it was aimed at lord of the rings, only the word pints was used.
Like I Said, kinda lame. but thanks kind lady.
I got what you meant. I have finely tuned Tolkein radar...
:)
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Right mind left Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:40:32pm |
re: #149 Fenway_Nation
As inept as Hussein Dolt is, I don't quite see him signing off on something like that. I think the whole 'use private insurance for service-related injuries' idea was untenable from the get-go, but he decided to put it out there anyways so that once he abandoned it, he could try and garner support for some of his marginally less bad ideas...
Yes, but it really drives home the joys of universal healthcare. These are VA facilities...
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Sheepdogess Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:41:25pm |
re: #33 Desert Dog
I think a prison in Eastern Europe somewhere would be better. Poland, perhaps? Any place that would treat these guys the way they SHOULD be treated.
I think Anwar would be a better place for a prison. No bars, no guards, just drop em a crate of food every month or so. Maybe some firewood and vasaline... to keep there skin soft from the extreme cold.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:41:26pm |
re: #151 LGoPs
I got what you meant. I have finely tuned Tolkein radar...
:)
And harry feet? ;)
How does today find you?
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vagabond trader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:41:52pm |
re: #139 Right mind left
Sadly, this does happen at hospitals and not only at the VA . The stories I could tell.
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Right mind left Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:43:20pm |
re: #155 vagabond trader
Oh I can imagine. Unfortunate. I was just stunned at the numbers!
Sadly, this does happen at hospitals and not only at the VA . The stories I could tell.
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:43:28pm |
re: #153 Sheepdogess
I think Anwar would be a better place for a prison. No bars, no guards, just drop em a crate of food every month or so. Maybe some firewood and vasaline... to keep there skin soft from the extreme cold.
Yeah, right to keep their skin soft from the extreme cold. ;-)
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:43:46pm |
re: #154 DEZes
And harry feet? ;)
How does today find you?
Very well, thanks my friend. And yourself?
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debutaunt Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:43:52pm |
re: #139 Right mind left
OT Did anyone see what they are doing to the VA vets? This is pretty horrific. Is this what -0- will have happen if they don't use their own insurance?!?!?!?! Talk about literal punishments...
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]
Sorry, it's gross, but true!
What a disgrace!
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:44:28pm |
re: #146 astronmr20
I was there in the late 90s and some of the youth hostels actually had citicizenship applications sitting on the bookshelves. Didn't think too much of it at the time- nice place with generally awesome, gregarious people, but I found the lack of a 2nd Amendemnt and (I think) and oath of alliegence to the Queen a little off-putting. Plus I think the Greens had more pull back then...
re: #147 jaunte
I was visiting my parents last week- my maternal unit is a big HGTV fan and one episode showed a couple house-hunting on New Zealand's North Island.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:44:49pm |
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:44:51pm |
re: #145 Nevergiveup
JONATHON PORRITT, one of Gordon Brown’s leading green advisers, is to warn that Britain must drastically reduce its population if it is to build a sustainable society.
[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]
So long, it's been good to know ya!
But remember, it's only scary American conservatives who sound like dictators.
Perhaps my favorite part of the article:
Britain’s population is expected to grow from 61m now to 71m by 2031. Some politicians support a reduction.
Phil Woolas, the immigration minister, said: “You can’t have sustainability with an increase in population.”
No irony there, no sir!
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Emerald Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:45:59pm |
re: #56 Sharmuta
It's not surprising the left would want to release these fine fellows. They're hardened killers. The left loves releasing from prisons all sorts of similar hardened assholes who will do nothing but repeat their crimes over and over again from rapists to molesters to killers.
Ah, yes. The "These people are monsters because we sent them to prison, not the other way around" philosophy.
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Timbre Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:46:43pm |
Why are Navy Com Techs being used as correctional officers?
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:47:42pm |
re: #164 Occasional Reader
That's the same kind of people that were progressive and supported eugenics a few decades ago.
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:48:34pm |
re: #166 Timbre
Why are Navy Com Techs being used as correctional officers?
Getting ready for Obama's new no boat Navy?
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:50:43pm |
re: #163 DEZes
Happy as pig in ... um
I'm fine. thanks.
Actually, with the awareness that the ongoing unpleasantness // with Islam has brought all of us, the saying 'happy as a pig in shit Saudi Arabia' would be appropriate since that would mean having a long life, untroubled by worries about being butchered.
That's a stupid thought, now that I think of it, but since I went to the trouble of typing it, I'll unleash it on the world...
:)
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vagabond trader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:51:26pm |
re: #169 Nevergiveup
Gad, he hasn't even started on the military cuts yet. I'm fairly certain he'd be quite pleased to reduce our navy to rusting hulks much like the Russian navy post USSR.
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MJ Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:52:02pm |
Quiet Muslim-Only Town in N.Y. Founded by Alleged Terrorist
HANCOCK, N.Y. — If you didn't know where to look, you'd probably never find Islamberg, a private Muslim community in the woods of the western Catskills, 150 miles northwest of New York City.
The town, sitting on a quiet dirt road past a gate marked with No Trespassing signs, is home to an estimated 100 residents. There are small houses and other buildings visible from the outside, but it is what can't be seen from beyond the gate that has some watchers worried.
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:52:11pm |
re: #168 buzzsawmonkey
Of course, Abbott got into an altercation with a waiter in an East Village restaurant and stabbed the poor kid to death.
You're still upset about that trifling incident?! Philistine.
/
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lawhawk Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:52:12pm |
re: #164 Occasional Reader
Drastically reduce population? They're talking about cutting it in half. These are neo-Luddites who have drank the Ehrlichian kool-aid. Take the eco-leftist nonsense about COx as a pollutant, the overt desire to control emissions, and you start down a path that doesn't end well for liberty and freedom from tyranny.
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lawhawk Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:52:57pm |
re: #170 taxfreekiller
[Link: www.marklevinfan.com...] is another good source for all things Levin.
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:53:24pm |
re: #175 lawhawk
Drastically reduce population? They're talking about cutting it in half. These are neo-Luddites who have drank the Ehrlichian kool-aid. Take the eco-leftist nonsense about COx as a pollutant, the overt desire to control emissions, and you start down a path that doesn't end well for liberty and freedom from tyranny.
The Gaia-worshippers are truly insane.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:53:25pm |
Monkeys in a zoo
Toss their poo
The primates at Gitmo.
fling theirs too.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:53:29pm |
re: #168 buzzsawmonkey
Norman Mailer getting Jack Henry Abbott sprung comes to mind.
Of course, Abbott got into an altercation with a waiter in an East Village restaurant and stabbed the poor kid to death.
Didn't Truman Capote have a not-so-hetero man-crush on the killers of the Clutter family?
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:53:44pm |
re: #175 lawhawk
and you start down a path that doesn't end well for liberty and freedom from tyranny.
As I've said before: With the Left, the problem always boils down to "inconvenient people". Always.
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livefreeor die Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:54:28pm |
BBL. I'm on an antibiotic that I have to take four times a day on an empty stomach. I have little windows when I can actually eat and right now is one of them!
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Nevergiveup Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:54:40pm |
re: #173 MJ
Quiet Muslim-Only Town in N.Y. Founded by Alleged Terrorist
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
It's been there for quite a few years. I sure hope the relevant "authorities" are keeping an eye on them. Is that still legal in Obama's America?
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:54:41pm |
re: #171 LGoPs
Actually, with the awareness that the ongoing unpleasantness // with Islam has brought all of us, the saying 'happy as a pig in
shitSaudi Arabia' would be appropriate since that would mean having a long life, untroubled by worries about being butchered.That's a stupid thought, now that I think of it, but since I went to the trouble of typing it, I'll unleash it on the world...
:)
It brought a smile to my face.
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Timbre Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:55:01pm |
re: #178 DEZes
Monkeys in a zoo
Toss their poo
The primates at Gitmo.
fling theirs too.
But only with their left hand...
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:55:05pm |
re: #145 Nevergiveup
JONATHON PORRITT, one of Gordon Brown’s leading green advisers, is to warn that Britain must drastically reduce its population if it is to build a sustainable society.
[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]
So long, it's been good to know ya!
Didn't Hitler try something along those lines about 60 years ago...or is my history cloudy?
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:55:37pm |
re: #179 Fenway_Nation
on the killers of the Clutter family?
Uh, hellooo? "Killers"? That was a bold work of performance art, symbolizing the empty, shattered promise of the so-called "American dream".
Sheesh, am I surrounded by Philistines on this thread?
/
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Emerald Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:55:40pm |
re: #168 buzzsawmonkey
Norman Mailer getting Jack Henry Abbott sprung comes to mind.
And Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins named their kid after the killer. That tells you a lot about them...
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:55:52pm |
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:57:03pm |
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MJ Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:57:07pm |
re: #182 Nevergiveup
It's been there for quite a few years. I sure hope the relevant "authorities" are keeping an eye on them. Is that still legal in Obama's America?
"Gilani has told his followers that "Zionist plotters" plan to rule the world, and he encourates them to leave America's cities and avoid the "decadence of a godless society." Gilani is the man American reporter Daniel Pearl was trying to interview in Pakistan when he was kidnapped and beheaded. The Sheikh was taken into custody and later released by Pakistani authorities; he denies any involvement in Pearl's murder."
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Sharmuta Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:57:28pm |
re: #165 Emerald
Ah, yes. The "These people are monsters because we sent them to prison, not the other way around" philosophy.
OK- you are now my second favorite Newbie.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:57:43pm |
re: #178 DEZes
Monkeys in a zoo
Toss their poo
The primates at Gitmo.
fling theirs too.
LOL...that was good.
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callahan23 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:57:52pm |
re: #189 Emerald
And Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins named their kid after the killer. That tells you a lot about them...
Don't kid me on that!
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 4:59:58pm |
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:01:33pm |
re: #189 Emerald
And Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins named their kid after the killer. That tells you a lot about them...
Value the sick and twisted, Moonbat 101.
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debutaunt Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:01:49pm |
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:02:09pm |
re: #189 Emerald
And Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins named their kid after the killer. That tells you a lot about them...
You have gotta be kiddng me? I despise both of them but this is beneath despicable. Wouldn't that constitute some manner of child abuse? Like those parents recently in the news that named their kid after Hitler IIRC?
Hitler's more notable but the intent would be the same - to glorify evil.
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:02:22pm |
Video:Inside Guantanamo
Is code pink gonna be pissed when they find out it's not a how-to-waterboard show?
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lawhawk Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:02:43pm |
re: #180 Occasional Reader
As I've said before: With the Left, the problem always boils down to "inconvenient people". Always.
That's the real inconvenient truth.
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:02:58pm |
re: #173 MJ
Quiet Muslim-Only Town in N.Y. Founded by Alleged Terrorist
[Link: www.foxnews.com...]
From that article:
...That has not dispelled the worries of some watchdogs. Robert Spencer, director of Jihad Watch, says the group is making a concerted public relations effort to present a benign face and hide its violent past."I think we need to be very much on guard about every member of these compounds," he said. Though Spencer admits there is nothing inherently wrong with living in isolation, he stressed that "they're not at all open to visitors, they're not at all open to scrutiny and there's an abundance of evidence of sinister goings-on."
Spencer offered no evidence to back his misgivings, but suggested political correctness may be hampering investigations. He says the group's connection to Sheikh Gilani is reason enough to be concerned that they're planning for "something on a larger scale and longer term," to "further the causes of the global Islamic Jihad", something MOA has repeatedly denied and scoffed at in the past...
Too bad his credibility is shot to hell.
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:03:20pm |
re: #201 Iron Fist
but immigration is where our population increase is coming from. I suspect the same is true of Britain
Much MORE true in Britain. The native British birth rate is well below replacement rate; here in the US, it's about par with replacement rate.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:04:25pm |
re: #209 buzzsawmonkey
Wiki entry says the waiter pointed out the restroom was for customers only.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:04:49pm |
re: #208 Occasional Reader
Much MORE true in Britain. The native British birth rate is well below replacement rate; here in the US, it's about par with replacement rate.
Don't look at me; I've done my part.
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:06:14pm |
re: #211 Fenway_Nation
Wiki entry says the waiter pointed out the restroom was for customers only.
Oppression!
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:06:17pm |
re: #213 buzzsawmonkey
I saw. That sounds right; all I remembered is that it was over something utterly trivial.
Maybe Sarandon and Robbins can do another anti death-penalty movie.
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:06:46pm |
re: #210 taxfreekiller
On Obama and H1B visas,
he and his met with the ones from India , they advised the ones of India that there would be no reduction in the high tech H1B visa's, "unless unemployment gets much higher".that says to this Apache, that 8% and 10% unemployment of Americans is just fine with this no good commie loon.
spit
He is spreading the wealth internationally.
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Ben Hur Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:06:46pm |
Just like the show the Nazis put on for the Red Cross.
All that's missing is a string quartet.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:07:21pm |
re: #216 Fenway_Nation
Maybe Sarandon and Robbins can do another anti death-penalty movie.
I may go watch Team America, Sarandon gets some at the end.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:08:13pm |
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:08:52pm |
Actually, would it be wrong for me to wish for a loved one of Sarandon or Robbins to be violently murdered and then maybe I can name a cat or dog after the killer?
/Yes- it would be. Besides...I wouldn't anything bad to happen to Sarandon's conservative mom...
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hous bin pharteen Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:08:57pm |
According to that asshole who made the movie "Sicko",, in the movie he portays "Gitmo" as a resort.
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:11:09pm |
re: #221 Sharmuta
And fox news is going with him.
At least Fox pointed out that he "offered no evidence to back his misgivings."
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:11:47pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:11:56pm |
Just got this in my e-mail, the title alone made me laugh:
UNITED NATION LOTTERY AWARD
PUBLIC RELATIONS DEPARTMENT
What kind of lottery would the U.N. be running? Pick the right numbers and you get a shot at crapping on Israel? Or having your kid raped by official lottery commissioners? No thanks. The rest:
PRIZE AWARD
This is to inform you of the results of the draws of our New Year
Celebration aniversary of the UNITED NATION AWARD LOTTERY (UNLA LOTTERY)
held on the 15th of March 2009 in the United Kingdom is out. We are
pleased to notify you, as a Winner in this Program and you have been
awarded with a cash prize of 900,000.00 (Nine Hundred Thousand Great
British Pounds) The selection process was carried out through random
computer balloting from an online database of World Wide Web sites of over
250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. And
your email address was selected among the 10 Lucky Winners in this
Program.Your Draw Code Number is [REDACTED] and your Reference Number is
[REDACTED] To begin the processing of your prize claims you are to
contact your fiduciary agent accredited to your own claims.You are to make contact with the Claims Office with the information below:
Rev Micah Abrahams
Email : [REDACTED]
Tel : [REDACTED]
Fax : [REDACTED]Your Full Names
Country
Nationality
Occupation
Age
Marital Status
Draw Code Number
Phone/Fax NumbersYou are to contact the Claims Officer immediately with your Draw Code and
Reference Numbers. (IMPORTANT NOTICE) *Winners are advised to keep their
winning details/information from the public, to avoid fraudulent claims
pending the final transfer/claim by Winner.Method Of Receiving Prize
1: Online Bank Transfer
2:Issuing A Cashier Check In Your Name (This will Be Couriered To You
Throug A Courier Firm )*All Staff of the UNLA Group are not to partake in this Promotional
Exercise Accept our hearty congratulations !Regards,
Mrs Cecilia Bricks
Secretary to United Nation
Holy crap! This is from the U.N. Secretary herself, it must be legit. This last bit is the best part:
CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE: This email message, including any attachments, is
intended only for the use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain
information that is privileged, confidential and prohibited from
unauthorized disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended
recipient of this message, any dissemination, di stribution or copying of
this message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message in
error, please notify the
sender by reply email and destroy all copies of the original message.
Yeah, right. People trading pirated software on the interwebs used to use a nearly identical disclaimer attached to their files. I supposed they stopped using it when they found their butts in jail and found out such disclaimers don't mean shit in the real world.
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Ward Cleaver Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:12:30pm |
We finally get to see inside Gitmo, after W leaves office. Freaking MSM.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:12:34pm |
re: #223 Fenway_Nation
Actually, would it be wrong for me to wish for a loved one of Sarandon or Robbins to be violently murdered and then maybe I can name a cat or dog after the killer?
/Yes- it would be. Besides...I wouldn't anything bad to happen to Sarandon's conservative mom...
Yeah, but you could name other things after them. There's a sewage treatment plant on my way to work that I'm going to start calling the Robbins Sarandon Memorial Waterworks...
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:12:37pm |
re: #227 karmic_inquisitor
He needs to face justice in the peenal system.
I guess that makes him Public Enemy Number One.
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:13:15pm |
re: #227 karmic_inquisitor
He needs to face justice in the peenal system.
Oh, shit. Here come the pun whizzes.
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Fenway_Nation Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:13:21pm |
Ho ho...from the Jack Abbot wiki entry:
On the morning of July 18, 1981, just six weeks after getting out of prison, Jack Abbott went to a small cafe called the Binibon in Manhattan. He argued with 22-year-old Richard Adan, son-in-law of the restaurant's owner. Adan, a budding actor and playwright, told him that the restroom was for staff use only. The short-tempered Abbott stabbed Adan in the chest, killing him.
The very next day, unaware of Abbott's crime, the New York Times ran a positive review of In the Belly of the Beast.
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Sharmuta Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:13:53pm |
re: #226 wrenchwench
True- but its kind of meaningless to report his misgivings then, imo. It's as if he's provided nothing more than filler. Actually- that notion gives me a chuckle.
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:13:57pm |
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jaunte Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:14:08pm |
re: #228 Slumbering Behemoth
I've heard of Ms. Bricks. I understand she's built like a house.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:14:08pm |
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:14:29pm |
re: #232 wrenchwench
Oh, shit. Here come the pun whizzes.
This material pours out in a kind of stream of consciousness.
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:14:43pm |
re: #225 buzzsawmonkey
Oh, but urine trouble.
Not if Charles doesn't get pissed off...then one could get pelted with a Stone or 2...urethra in or out, ya know...:>))
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astronmr20 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:14:55pm |
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:15:08pm |
re: #225 buzzsawmonkey
Oh, but urine trouble.
According to urinalysis. According to myanalysis I'm ok...
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:15:14pm |
re: #240 Pietr
Not if Charles doesn't get pissed off...then one could get pelted with a Stone or 2...urethra in or out, ya know...:>))
Or someone could slash their tires.
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lawhawk Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:15:25pm |
re: #236 jaunte
Just watch for that junk in the trunk. Or the attic.
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:15:52pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:16:15pm |
re: #236 jaunte
I've heard of Ms. Bricks. I understand she's built like a house.
And after reading her email, I have a pretty good idea just what kind.
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:16:20pm |
re: #231 Bloodnok
I guess that makes him Public Enemy Number One.
I'd tell you who Public Enemy Number Two is, but I'm no stool pigeon.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:16:51pm |
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:17:45pm |
re: #247 Occasional Reader
I'd tell you who Public Enemy Number Two is, but I'm no stool pigeon.
Maybe we need to soften you up, But I gotta run.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:18:55pm |
re: #235 HoosierHoops
Use a pun..Go to prison..
/It's the law
Puns don't commit themselves. Punsters do. Pun-ish the punster...
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:18:58pm |
re: #247 Occasional Reader
I'd tell you who Public Enemy Number Two is, but I'm no stool pigeon.
Oh Shit-tell me you didn't go there...look out Peeps, don't step in it...
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:19:12pm |
re: #247 Occasional Reader
I'd tell you who Public Enemy Number Two is, but I'm no stool pigeon.
Because of LGF I am becoming effluent in puns.
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Spare O'Lake Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:20:23pm |
You folks really toilet these puns, doncha?
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:20:24pm |
re: #251 DEZes
Maybe we need to soften you up
You can try all the roughage stuff on me you want; I'm made of firmer moral fiber than the likes of you.
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jaunte Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:21:03pm |
re: #259 Occasional Reader
We should steer this thread in a bran new direction.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:21:17pm |
re: #259 Occasional Reader
You can try all the roughage stuff on me you want; I'm made of firmer moral fiber than the likes of you.
Ah crap.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:21:22pm |
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Occasional Reader Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:22:37pm |
Well, I've got to trot off (really). Later.
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:22:41pm |
re: #259 Occasional Reader
You can try all the roughage stuff on me you want; I'm made of firmer moral fiber than the likes of you.
I sneezed in the woods the other day and "Made-a-moose-ill".
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Emerald Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:23:01pm |
re: #194 Sharmuta
OK- you are now my second favorite Newbie.
Aww, shucks! Who's number one so I know who to go after compete against?
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:23:04pm |
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karmic_inquisitor Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:23:06pm |
This pun thread is bigger torture than being read Hairy Potty at Gitmo.
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Emerald Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:23:35pm |
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:24:17pm |
re: #263 LGoPs
You have some gall...
Time to catheterize some of this, enema-minute...Crap, I got the tubes tied...look out below...
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wrenchwench Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:24:48pm |
The puns will stop if it depends on me because I've gotta log out.
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screaming_eagle Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:24:52pm |
re: #268 karmic_inquisitor
This pun thread is bigger torture than being read Hairy Potty at Gitmo.
Coran in the crapper?
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:24:56pm |
re: #264 Occasional Reader
Well, I've got to trot off (really). Later.
Put some Pepto in your steptoe.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:25:00pm |
re: #268 karmic_inquisitor
This pun thread is bigger torture than being read Hairy Potty at Gitmo.
Wait till the Sword and the Stone is read, or would you rather pass.
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:26:10pm |
re: #253 LGoPs
Puns don't commit themselves. Punsters do. Pun-ish the punster...
If I were a punster..
I pun in the morning
I'd pun in the evening
all over this land
I'd pun out Footballs I'd pun out Freedom..
I pun out love between my brothers and my sisters..
all over this land..
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:26:11pm |
re: #274 DEZes
Wait till the Sword and the Stone is read, or would you rather pass.
Are you kidn'ey?
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:27:00pm |
re: #270 Pietr
Time to catheterize some of this, enema-minute...Crap, I got the tubes tied...look out below...
This is like a Pun Tourniquet of Champions...
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:27:13pm |
This Stone, You Shall not Pass...(likewise that Lasagna you just ate)...wee, wee wee, all the way home.
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abolitionist Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:28:02pm |
OT: Obama names Wolin as deputy Treasury secretary
Posted 2009/03/23 at 7:42 pm EDT
WASHINGTON, Mar. 23, 2009 (Reuters) — President Barack Obama moved to fill three of the four most senior Treasury Department positions on Monday, including announcing his intent to nominate former department counsel Neal Wolin as deputy Treasury secretary.
[snip]
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Racer X Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:28:18pm |
re: #279 Pietr
This Stone, You Shall not Pass...(likewise that Lasagna you just ate)...wee, wee wee, all the way home.
Urine trouble now!
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Emerald Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:28:24pm |
re: #204 LGoPs
You have gotta be kiddng me? I despise both of them but this is beneath despicable. Wouldn't that constitute some manner of child abuse? Like those parents recently in the news that named their kid after Hitler IIRC?
Hitler's more notable but the intent would be the same - to glorify evil.
Nope, they have a son Jack Henry. Sarandon was one of the moonbats trying to get Abbott out of prison.
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Spare O'Lake Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:28:30pm |
Finally, the frequency seems to be decreasing.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:28:36pm |
I'm watching a movie.
"My uncle was born in America"
"Oh, really"
"But, he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter Presidency".
No "googling". What's the movie?
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:29:05pm |
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Learned Mother of Zion Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:29:47pm |
re: #179 Fenway_Nation
Didn't Truman Capote have a not-so-hetero man-crush on the killers of the Clutter family?
Yes, but he couldn't prevent them from being righteously executed.
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Emerald Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:31:28pm |
re: #284 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I don't know, but it sounds like a fun one to watch.
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:32:35pm |
As I said b4, Urethra in, or your out...No pissing around; Shit, or get off the pot...
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:33:31pm |
re: #288 Pietr
As I said b4, Urethra in, or your out...No pissing around; Shit, or get off the pot...
Can we beat around the bush?
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:33:48pm |
re: #282 Emerald
Nope, they have a son Jack Henry. Sarandon was one of the moonbats trying to get Abbott out of prison.
People like her and her moonbat boyfriend come from a different planet than I come from...
Fuck them.
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Killgore Trout Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:34:18pm |
re: #280 abolitionist
The President has named Neal Wolin to be Deputy Counsel to the President for Economic Policy and Deputy Assistant to the President. Mr. Wolin most recently served as the President and Chief Operating Officer for Property and Casualty operations of The Hartford Financial Services Group, Inc. Prior to that, Mr. Wolin worked as Executive Vice President and General Counsel to the Hartford Financial Services Group.
Another business run into the ground...
Analyst Doubts The Hartford Will Be Able To Stay Intact
The Hartford Financial Services Group, grappling with financial losses and ratings downgrades that can affect sales, is reportedly negotiating a possible sale of its life insurance and annuity operations to a major Canadian company.
The Hartford is currently in talks with Toronto-based Sun Life Financial Inc. and had separate discussions with MetLife Inc. that ended last month, Bloomberg News reported Wednesday, citing three unnamed sources.
I the talent pool really that small? Can't we find people who ran businesses that acuallt succeeded?
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:34:45pm |
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:35:26pm |
re: #290 DEZes
A Bird in hand is not as much fun as 1 in the Bush...true fact...and Bush whacking can be fun...
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:36:30pm |
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:36:50pm |
re: #288 Pietr
As I said b4, Urethra in, or your out...No pissing around; Shit, or get off the pot...
A bit off topic but...
In the Army we used to do TEWT's - Tactical Exercises Without Troops. Basically officers doing a terrain walk of wartime positions.
I called them PENIS - Practical Exercise Not Involving Soldiers.
/
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:36:52pm |
You all have some gall to let this pun sequence get bladder and bladder...
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ratherdashing Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:36:55pm |
A quick memory ... My old metal shop teacher in high school used to say:
"It's not mine, it must be urine"
We'd snicker. He was the best teacher I had in school. He was never afraid to give us life advice and talk about topics that other adults wouldn't broach with students.
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Spare O'Lake Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:37:27pm |
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:37:39pm |
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Sharmuta Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:37:42pm |
re: #298 DEZes
I'm not sure I can stomach much more of this.
So as far as puns go, you're saying we've rectum?
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:37:43pm |
re: #298 DEZes
I'm not sure I can stomach much more of this.
Come on. Show some intestinal fortitude...
:)
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:38:03pm |
re: #300 EmmmieG
You all have some gall to let this pun sequence get bladder and bladder...
You said that with tongue in cheek.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:38:13pm |
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:38:25pm |
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:38:52pm |
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:39:19pm |
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:39:35pm |
re: #304 Sharmuta
So as far as puns go, you're saying we've rectum?
Rectum-totally slew 'em...their just sewage now, ready for the toilet...
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:39:53pm |
Okay, howabout this...
"My name is Hillary. It's a German word for one who's bosoms defy gravity."
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Jetpilot1101 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:39:54pm |
OT: Just saw a TV commercial for the NY Times and I laughed my ass off.
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:40:23pm |
re: #311 Pietr
Rectum-totally slew 'em...their just sewage now, ready for the toilet...
Got to get rid of the blockage first.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:40:53pm |
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stevieray Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:40:57pm |
re: #313 Jetpilot1101
OT: Just saw a TV commercial for the NY Times and I laughed my ass off.
"Find a new ass in the New York Times."
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Racer X Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:40:59pm |
re: #313 Jetpilot1101
OT: Just saw a TV commercial for the NY Times and I laughed my ass off.
Billy Mays or the ShamWow guy?
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:41:13pm |
re: #310 Bloodnok
Huh? What did we duodenum?
Couldn't be sure without a colonoscopy-but do you give a crap?
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Learned Mother of Zion Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:41:27pm |
re: #209 buzzsawmonkey
Abbott was in a restaurant, had some argument with the waiter--a young dancer/actor, if I recall (which does not necessarily mean "gay" in NY; I think he had a girlfriend)--about what was available on the menu, or whether he could get a substitution. Something, in other words, utterly trivial--but to Abbott, who had spent most of his adult life in prison, this meant disrespect, a challenge to his manhood, whatever, and he insisted that they take it outside.
At which point, he outs with the shiv and stabs the kid, who bled out on the sidewalk in front of the restaurant.
BTW, that's a horrific story you told.
Why is it that the people who are the most indignant about "disrespect" are the ones who least deserve to be respected?
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:41:37pm |
re: #312 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Okay, howabout this...
"My name is Hillary. It's a German word for one who's bosoms defy gravity."
I dunno the movie, but if it gets any more saucy I may ask to borrow it.
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Jetpilot1101 Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:42:39pm |
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:42:48pm |
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Spare O'Lake Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:43:02pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:43:19pm |
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:43:20pm |
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:43:29pm |
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:43:53pm |
re: #318 Pietr
Couldn't be sure without a colonoscopy-but do you give a crap?
I'm stumped. Can I buy a bowel?
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:43:59pm |
Funny, the thread has gone to stomach threads...and earlier folks were talkin' about Trumen Capote
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:44:08pm |
By the way, does anybody have a pun for tonsil? My daughter's getting hers out on Friday, and it might be fun to have some puns around--she's going to be so miserable she could use a laugh.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:44:38pm |
re: #322 Sharmuta
Ask Dezes- I thought the puns were merely a trickle.
Babbling brooks and weak streams.
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:44:44pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:44:56pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:45:00pm |
The movie...
.
.
.
wait for it
.
.
.
Top Secret!
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abolitionist Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:45:02pm |
re: #293 Killgore Trout
I the talent pool really that small? Can't we find people who ran businesses that acuallt succeeded?
Good point, but why would BHO want to do that? Perhaps you are assuming too much.
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stevieray Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:45:06pm |
re: #319 Alouette
Why is it that the people who are the most indignant about "disrespect" are the ones who least deserve to be respected?
People who care about "respect" and their "street cred" do so because they have nothing else. Those things are the base-line, the zero point of human development -- essentially, the things you have left when any form of civilization is beyond your reach.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:45:12pm |
re: #331 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Funny, the thread has gone to stomach threads...and earlier folks were talkin' about Trumen Capote
Hymen. How are ya?
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Sharmuta Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:45:21pm |
re: #333 DEZes
Babbling brooks and weak streams.
I only have a tinkling of what you're talking about.
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ratherdashing Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:46:04pm |
re: #332 EmmmieG
Bill Cosby did a whole routine on tonsils that was silly.
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:46:17pm |
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Racer X Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:46:26pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:46:38pm |
re: #332 EmmmieG
By the way, does anybody have a pun for tonsil? My daughter's getting hers out on Friday, and it might be fun to have some puns around--she's going to be so miserable she could use a laugh.
I don't think deep throat would be appropriate. Although an itchy throad can always be scratched.
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:47:08pm |
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Centauri Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:47:23pm |
re: #332 EmmmieG
By the way, does anybody have a pun for tonsil? My daughter's getting hers out on Friday, and it might be fun to have some puns around--she's going to be so miserable she could use a laugh.
[Link: www.rhymezone.com...] returns this about tonsil:
tensely, tensile, tinsel, tinsley, townsel, townsell, townsley and counsel
its not that useful of a list, I'm afraid.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:47:38pm |
re: #331 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Trumen Capote?
Get it? Dammit, I'm getting crickets.
ru⋅men
the first stomach of ruminating animals, lying next to the reticulum
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:48:15pm |
re: #348 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Trumen Capote?
Get it? Dammit, I'm getting crickets.
ru⋅men
the first stomach of ruminating animals, lying next to the reticulum
ROTFLMAO...
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:48:20pm |
re: #330 LGoPs
I regret I can only ding once-and you have my full abdominal respect-I am now whizzing away with your Yellow stream of consciousness...on tha Yalu river, as documented by I.P.Daley.
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ratherdashing Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:48:46pm |
re: #345 buzzsawmonkey
"Ice cream! We're gonna eat ice cream! And we will eat it every day!"
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:48:49pm |
re: #332 EmmmieG
By the way, does anybody have a pun for tonsil? My daughter's getting hers out on Friday, and it might be fun to have some puns around--she's going to be so miserable she could use a laugh.
Are they going to have to "strep" her down?
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:49:01pm |
re: #332 EmmmieG
By the way, does anybody have a pun for tonsil? My daughter's getting hers out on Friday, and it might be fun to have some puns around--she's going to be so miserable she could use a laugh.
Just let her watch TV while she recuperates. Preferably Fox News. You know, Pharynx and balanced.
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BignJames Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:49:10pm |
re: #348 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Trumen Capote?
Get it? Dammit, I'm getting crickets.
ru⋅men
the first stomach of ruminating animals, lying next to the reticulum
Cud you 'splain that more clearly?
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:49:28pm |
re: #350 Pietr
I regret I can only ding once-and you have my full abdominal respect-I am now whizzing away with your Yellow stream of consciousness...on tha Yalu river, as documented by I.P.Daley.
You wiz-ard, you
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:49:55pm |
re: #348 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Trumen Capote?
Get it? Dammit, I'm getting crickets.
ru⋅men
the first stomach of ruminating animals, lying next to the reticulum
nice tly, glasshopper...
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:50:04pm |
re: #332 EmmmieG
Addenoid you cared-will do some epiglottal reasearch, tonsillect to me later...
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Bloodnok Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:50:39pm |
re: #353 Bloodnok
Just let her watch TV while she recuperates. Preferably Fox News. You know, Pharynx and balanced.
Yeah, I know, that pun was a little hard to swallow.
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albusteve Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:51:16pm |
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midwestgak Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:51:21pm |
re: #348 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Trumen Capote?
Get it? Dammit, I'm getting crickets.
ru⋅men
the first stomach of ruminating animals, lying next to the reticulum
Up yours./
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Spare O'Lake Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:51:27pm |
If you can't beat this one yellow me a dollar.
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jim in virginia Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:52:05pm |
I'm shocked and appalled by the sophomoroic potty humor here. Lizards used to come here to discuss important world issues. Now we've sunk to poop jokes.
We need to get this discussion back to a higher level. We need a Boob thread.
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HoosierHoops Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:52:51pm |
re: #355 midwestgak
You wiz-ard, you
I'm beginning to follow the stream of your augment..I think as it pools in my mind that finally the internal processes have begun to ferment...
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:53:46pm |
re: #363 jim in virginia
I'm shocked and appalled by the sophomoroic potty humor here. Lizards used to come here to discuss important world issues. Now we've sunk to poop jokes.
We need to get this discussion back to a higher level. We need a Boob thread.
Dont taze me bra.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:53:59pm |
Emmie...?
Tell her the story of "tonsil and Gretel".
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Gus Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:54:20pm |
OT
re: #76 jemima
You're worried about that piddling amount of money when 44 is talking trillions going down the drain? Saving the harvest mouse? Stable fly removal in the MidWest?
As a fiscal conservative I believe that any way the Federal government can save money should be taken under consideration.
The "stimulus" legislation was one of the largest pieces of pork to come out of DC in American history. That being said it should be noted that there was no inclusion of spending for harvest mouse protection. This was covered in an article by the Mercury News which explains the actual language of the bill which was misunderstood:
Then where did the $30 million figure come from, if it's not in the bill? It turns out that $30 million is the total amount that the California Coastal Conservancy, a state agency, recommended more than a month ago to numerous federal agencies, looking for lists of "shovel ready" projects as part of the stimulus bill planning.
The work also would provide increased flood protection to homes and businesses around San Francisco Bay, he said. In 2003, the Bush administration endorsed and helped fund the largest of the projects, the purchase of former Cargill salt ponds for wetlands restoration.
A search of "harvest mouse" at ReadTheStimulus dot org will result in "no results found."
Stable fly control is an earmark under the Omnibus Spending Bill. This was added by Senator Ben Nelson (D - Nebraska) $866,000 -- Stable Fly Control. Stable fly control is a concern to livestock ranchers. In addition to Nelson, other Nebraska earmarks to this bill were initiated by Senator Chuck Hagel (R - Nebraska) and Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (R - Nebraska) and can be seen here. The top three earmarks contained in the Omnibus bill for Nebraska are as follows:
$2,775,000 - Western Sarpy County and Clear Creek. Nelson (D), Hagel (R), Fortenberry (R)
$1,903,000 - Bioenergy Demonstration Project. Nelson (D), Hagel (R), Fortenberry (R)
$1,658,000 - Harlan County Lake. Nelson (D), Hagel (R)
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jim in virginia Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:55:29pm |
New thread, we can leave the potty jokes behind.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:55:50pm |
Would you believe the toilet just overflowed? See you all later...
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DEZes Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:55:58pm |
re: #368 jim in virginia
New thread, we can leave the potty jokes behind.
Yeah lets put a halter on that.
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:57:55pm |
re: #363 jim in virginia
I'm shocked and appalled by the sophomoroic potty humor here. Lizards used to come here to discuss important world issues. Now we've sunk to poop jokes.
We need to get this discussion back to a higher level. We need a Boob thread.
Tits unlikely-we get real crotch-etty when anyone attacks our potty party-but we might still hug you to our bosom...
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LGoPs Mon, Mar 23, 2009 5:58:10pm |
re: #366 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Emmie...?
Tell her the story of "tonsil and Gretel".
And for anyone getting an examination at the other end of the alimentary canal, Mother Goose stories would be appropriate.
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Pietr Mon, Mar 23, 2009 6:01:56pm |
re: #366 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Emmie...?
Tell her the story of "tonsil and Gretel".
We have a winner...:>))
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Dave Brown Mon, Mar 23, 2009 6:16:02pm |
But the Grey Lady presents these poor lil' detainees as so... impish!
Fun for the whole family!
[Link: www.nytimes.com...]
March 24, 2009
Accused Qaeda Sleeper Agent in Court
By JOHN SCHWARTZ
PEORIA, Ill. — Ali Saleh Kahlah al-Marri, accused by the government of being a sleeper agent for Al Qaeda and held as an enemy combatant for almost six years, made his first appearance Monday afternoon in the courtroom where he will be tried later this year on charges of providing aid to terrorists. He entered a plea of not guilty...Spectators in the courtroom were primed for what the Peoria Journal-Star called highest-profile trial in the city since the murder case of Richard Speck in the 1960s. The long wooden benches in the high-ceilinged courtroom was nearly filled, and not just with representatives of the press.
Erin McCarthy, a resident of nearby Pekin, was there with her 22-year-old daughter Karen, who was home for spring break from Tulane Law School. Karen McCarthy had studied the al-Marri case in her Constitutional Law class, her mother said, and “she saw on the local news that the hearing was happening here, and she said, ‘let’s go!’ ”
Mr. Marri, a diminutive man wearing a white polo shirt and slacks, a white kufi cap and leg shackles, seemed pleased, after years in solitary confinement, to be around so many people. He turned in his chair and caught the eye of Cheryl Savage, the wife of one of a member of his legal team, Andrew Savage, and smiled delightedly at her...
His answers to the judge were brief. When asked his age, Mr. Marri said, “43, I think.” When the judge said that he had been told that Mr. Marri’s English was excellent, Mr. Marri responded, “good enough.”
For Mr. Marri, it was a long road back to Peoria, where his tangled legal case began. A native of Qatar, Mr. Marri was arrested in Peoria in December 2001, having moved here with his wife and five children to attend Bradley University. The initial arrest concerned accusations of financial fraud and other charges, but government attorneys would later argue that Mr. Marri was a “sleeper agent” for Qaeda who had met with Osama Bin Laden and pledged to come to the United States as part of a broader attack plan to follow 9/11. He arrived in this country on Sept. 10, 2001...
In June 2007, a divided three-judge panel of the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit found that Mr. Marri, as a civilian, could not be detained by the military. That ruling was overturned by the full court, though a separate decision gave Mr. Marri another chance to fight the detention.
In December, the Supreme Court agreed to hear the case, and scheduled oral arguments for April. In February, as the Supreme Court hearing approached, President Obama ordered Mr. Marri’s transfer from the military back to the Department of Justice — and of the case back to Peoria, where Mr. Marri was indicted on two counts related to providing material support and resources to a terrorist organization...
After the hearing, Mr. Savage said that he had not yet seen the evidence that the government has amassed against Mr. Marri, but said his client has shown no signs of anti-American sentiment or bitterness in the five years he has known him.
“What we see is not what they tell us he was like,” he said.
Lee Smith, one of Mr. Marri’s attorneys in Peoria, said after the hearing that his client is “certainly glad to be back here — and back in the justice system.”
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FrogMarch Mon, Mar 23, 2009 6:19:35pm |
Andrew sullivan assures us most of the inmates are being tortured.
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Dr. Shalit Mon, Mar 23, 2009 8:39:21pm |
re: #5 Lee Coller
How can I forget the worst of all, forced to use government provided health care!
Lee Coller -
They are SO LUCKY that GWB was President when they were captured. Were I President of the US at the time - NOT SO MUCH - Matzot and Water are certainly Halal. Beyond that ...
-S-
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mattm Mon, Mar 23, 2009 9:33:04pm |
re: #145 Nevergiveup
JONATHON PORRITT, one of Gordon Brown’s leading green advisers, is to warn that Britain must drastically reduce its population if it is to build a sustainable society.
[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]
So long, it's been good to know ya!
So, who do they kill first?
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airkings Tue, Mar 24, 2009 5:21:38am |
I notice that the women looked very submissive and tentative in the video. There was no command presence. The terrorists will smell that weakness a mile away and take advantage of it. And why does everyone look so concerned over the poor terrorists having been in custody for years, when they would murder innocents in a heartbeat if let out? The US guards talk about hoping to be treated nicely if they were in turn prisoners somewhere, but in fact their muslim captors would simply cut their heads off. In no way do I advocate abusing the prisoners, but let's be realistic here...
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Pupdawg Tue, Mar 24, 2009 6:33:01am |
re: #19 LGoPs
Obama said last night on 60 Minutes that he fundamentally disagreed with VP Cheney. That he couldn't reconcile what had been done to these terorrists with our American values.
Get a clue asshole. Bush and Cheney kept us safe and btw, the last time I checked - these terrorist assholes still had their heads attached to their necks.
This guy has a dangerously naive view that is going to get lots of us killed.
We can only pray the great and powerful Oz...I mean, teleprompter will channel Obama wisely what to say and do in all things. One president's terrorist is another president's bailout recipient. 'Big picture' is not within Mr. T's memory, grasp, vocabulary or pay grade.
We are so screwed.
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jester6 Tue, Mar 24, 2009 6:40:28am |
If I had to go to prison and I could pick where I would pick Guantanamo.
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odorlesspaintthinner Tue, Mar 24, 2009 7:32:33am |
I like that "ghazul basah," "Keep your eyes down there's women coming." The whole idea is that men are basically rapists so women need to cover up. What an admission and what a way to go through life. Some of you will roll your eyes at this, but there is something to be said for having a culture where the Mother of God is venerated. It makes you look at women differently, and for the most part it obviates the need for the veil.
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