I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

I guess I feel “un-christian” for wanting to fight the islamists… Hope Jimmy doesn’t hate me…

re: #1 debutaunt

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

What a great number one.

I have a question for everyone, and I honestly don’t know, so please don’t get mad at me. Whats wrong with Ron Paul?

The good news is that I am finally done with a big project that has sustained me since January. The bad news is that I am finally done with a big project that has sustained me since January.

…open thread?…

“War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.”

— John Stewart Mills

Sent this quote to a moonbat neighbor who believes in never fighting. Boy was she mad….

re: #4 planes86

I have a question for everyone, and I honestly don’t know, so please don’t get mad at me. Whats wrong with Ron Paul?

Abducted by aliens and anal probed would be my guess.

I posted a love note at al GRUAD regarding their “special reporting” on the alleged war crimes by Israel in Gaza:

How do you know the facts do not support this report?

In 1941, over the space of just a few months, Hitler’s SS killed over a million civilians in Russia using little more than a few hundred soldiers with standard infantry weapons. It follows that had Israel focused even 10 soldiers to commit war crimes, in 21 days, with even minimal planning, at least ten thousands Palestinian civilians would be dead.

This is without resorting to cutting edge weaponry like drones, planes, tanks and artillery. You cannot have it both ways, accusing Israel of a vile war crime because she has precision weapons and then not note the absence of tremendous casualties when the very same weapons are not abused.

1200 dead from the fighting is nothing to celebrate but, if Israel’s estimates that well over 3/4 of the casualties were Hamas (they do not wear uniforms, soldiers have to guess. It is also established fact that Hamas men habitually use ambulances to transfer fighters about and their leaders hid in Shifa hospital throughout the war) one must state the obvious: Israel did everything she could to minimize casualties, if it were otherwise there would have been 45,000 dead.

Then add the fact that Hamas, like Hezbollah, has specially trained liars to fabricate false claims of war crimes against Israel, then all you need are journalists willing to swallow their horse manure without question. Let us just stipulate the obvious, the Guardian has an unlimited supply of such useful idiots.

The goal is to have the press make the accusation, the facts are never born out. How is it possible for an army so disciplined to fight a war for three weeks inflicting 1200 dead using the most powerful convention weapons in the world today and simultaneously lack all semblance of fire discipline with regard to ambulances and hospitals? Guardian readers trust the razor sharp eyes that can ALWAYS see a Jewish atrocity where none exists to keep them on a steady diet of hatred of Israel and delegitimization of of the Jewish state (will you ever apologize to Israel for calling the 2002 battle of Jenin a massacre?) .

How nice you partially blame Hamas’ outrageous conduct as the war crimes they are. You still leave out the one key fact- Hamas’ rockets precipitated the war. No rockets, no war. Then you leave out the other obvious truth: if maniacs who believed the UK had no right to exist, fired rockets from Slough into London, your reporting of the matter would be much different.

But this is the Guardian, what more can one expect?

Here is my prediction: there may be an investigation but the claims will be disproven or prove to be false.

Openchange!

re: #2 MikeAlv77

I guess I feel “un-christian” for wanting to fight the islamists… Hope Jimmy doesn’t hate me…

I think Jimmy Carter hates everyone. Except his peeps the Pali’s.

re: #8 sheepdippeddog

Huh?

Tuesday….Afternoon….I’m just beginning to see….Now I’m on my way

Whew!

Jimmy Carter sucks.

Chinese government has just announced that it has blocked You Tube from all of China. FOX

Pat Condell is back.
Islamist Dickhead

re: #4 planes86

Hot Air has video of RP and student troofers.

re: #4 planes86

I have a question for everyone, and I honestly don’t know, so please don’t get mad at me. Whats wrong with Ron Paul?

A better question, and easier to answer, would be the corollary one of “What’s RIGHT with Ron Paul?”

re: #4 planes86

I have a question for everyone, and I honestly don’t know, so please don’t get mad at me. Whats wrong with Ron Paul?

For starters- he took money from neo-nazis and refused to give it back when called out on it.

Commies are such funsucks

re: #4 planes86

I have a question for everyone, and I honestly don’t know, so please don’t get mad at me. Whats wrong with Ron Paul?

He can sound quite sane about things at times, but then he goes off the deep end and the crazy comes out.

re: #18 midwestgak

Chinese government has just announced that it has blocked You Tube from all of China. FOX

I wonder how effective China’s censoring of the Internet really is?

Getting ready for the Return of the Obama to the airwaves tonight… VERY exciting!

Ugh…

re: #9 Erik The Red

Abducted by aliens and anal probed would be my guess.

LOL!

For all the leftists who keep telling us gun control is a really, really good idea:

Judge spares builder who kidnapped burglar after police told him: ‘We can’t come for two days’

TWO DAYS!

(The only good news is that the judge turned out to be a good guy.)

re: #28 unreconstructed rebel

I wonder how effective China’s censoring of the Internet really is?

Good since Google is willing to participate.

Obama’s new nick name…spare change

Great news, we’re getting a 12 dollar federal tax refund. Any suggestions what we should do with this windfall?

re: #30 tfc3rid

Getting ready for the Return of the Obama to the airwaves tonight… VERY exciting!

Ugh…

The markets tremble at that prospect.

re: #2 MikeAlv77

I guess I feel “un-christian” for wanting to fight the islamists… Hope Jimmy doesn’t hate me…

* * * *
Hate you?
Carter despises you (and me)—
Jimmy’s never forgiven us for tossing him out of office!

re: #15 ChefJeff

Tuesday….Afternoon….I’m just beginning to see….Now I’m on my way

Now I’m craving a big fat doobie.

re: #8 sheepdippeddog

Get off my website.

re: #28 unreconstructed rebel

I wonder how effective China’s censoring of the Internet really is?

Don’t really know about such things, but it seems it would be as easy as shutting down a server or two.

Here are plenty of LGF articles to read about what is wrong with ron paul

This is really turning out to be one of those days.

re: #39 MandyManners

Ron Paul is my guess.

That quack is still getting attention?

re: #35 zzzzzzzzzz…..

Obama’s new nick name…spare change

Hide it under your mattress.

I’m betting this has already been shared here but I just saw it for the first time. Don’t know if the posts are funny — but the concept is.

Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog

Reflections from the hard drive of the machine that enables the voice of the Leader of the Free World

Wolf nipple chips!

Get ‘em while they’re hot!

re: #36 vagabond trader

Great news, we’re getting a 12 dollar federal tax refund. Any suggestions what we should do with this windfall?

I’m going to buy a big cheesburger since with Gov’t healthcare I don’t need take personal responsibility anymore…

re: #23 NYCHardhat

What the hell does that mean?

I’ll take a guess! I think it means that somebody likes to exercise their right to be a bigot, and they’re mad at Charles because he doesn’t tolerate it.

re: #39 MandyManners

Ron Paul is my guess.

I prefer to have definitive proof, assuming is not something I like to do.

re: #36 vagabond trader

Great news, we’re getting a 12 dollar federal tax refund. Any suggestions what we should do with this windfall?

Add that to the $13 bucks per paycheck that is coming to stimulate you and you are GOLDEN!

re: #42 Charles

Get off my website.

Another one bites the dust. Why do people do that?

Some diversion…..

Here is a site with live webcams of Tauranga (thats toe-wrong-a ) City. You can click on the webcam, then click on the “start control” and after the second count reaches 0 you can move the camera and zoom in and out. You have about 1 minute to enjoy the sights. Tauranga now, the sun has just come up.

re: #44 Sharmuta

Thank you, i will look through them.

I never thought of that silly “search” feature.

In response to Jimmah from the last thread:

If the people raise a great howl against my barbarity and cruelty, I will answer that war is war, and not popularity seeking.

William Tecumseh Sherman

re: #38 FurryOldGuyJeans

The markets tremble at that prospect.

They certinaly are…

Ron Paul’s Old Newsletter Revealed

Ron Paul supported the PLO terrorists (1985)
Ron Paul: Israel bought Jesse Helms (1985)
Ron Paul: Traitor had direct line to President Reagan (1992, refers to commie business collaborator Armand Hammer)
RON PAUL ON DEFENSE SPENDING (1992, sounds like Ramsey Clark)
Ron Paul: Clinton didn’t cut defense enough (1993)
Ron Paul: US “military is mowing civilians down in the streets” (1993, refers to Somalia)
RON PAUL ACCUSED U.S. TROOPS OF WAR CRIMES IN DESERT STORM (1991, this one repeats Ramsey Clark’s allegations almost verbatim)

All with links so you can read this insanity for yourself

re: #56 planes86

It’s not “silly”.

re: #53 tfc3rid

Add that to the $13 bucks per paycheck that is coming to stimulate you and you are GOLDEN!

I was stimulated last payday but it didn’t last very long.

re: #54 redstateredneck

Another one bites the dust. Why do people do that?

Obamaitus entitlement.

re: #47 KenJen

Hide it under your mattress.

Meant to re #36. Something’s wrong with me today.

re: #53 tfc3rid

I was thinking the same. Maybe buy a pile of Citibank and parlay it into a retirement nestegg. lol.

re: #60 MandyManners

Did you ever find out who jacked your nic at ace? What was the out come of your email?

re: #63 NYCHardhat

Obamaitus entitlement.

That shit don’t fly around here.

I wonder when all of this “stimulation” and “tingly feelings up my leg” will ever stop…I cannot take it anymore……

re: #65 MandyManners

I sometimes wanna’ screech, “MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOOPPPPPP”.

Susan Powter never made more sense to me. Stop the Insanity.

re: #53 tfc3rid

Add that to the $13 bucks per paycheck that is coming to stimulate you and you are GOLDEN!

* ***
Obama says there’s money to be made re-investing in his Bad Asset Relief Fund (BARF).

re: #36 vagabond trader

Great news, we’re getting a 12 dollar federal tax refund. Any suggestions what we should do with this windfall?

donate it to the NRA-ILA.

or buy ammo.

re: #45 Charles

Wonder if it’s a new moon. It sounds kinda nutty, but it really used to pan out that way when I worked at the nervous hospital.

re: #66 vagabond trader

I was thinking the same. Maybe buy a pile of Citibank and parlay it into a retirement nestegg. lol.

Hey, no joke I bought 200 shares of Citi at .98 Windfall profits man… Windfall…

re: #36 vagabond trader

Great news, we’re getting a 12 dollar federal tax refund. Any suggestions what we should do with this windfall?

Buy some volcano insurance

I missed a Troll-B-Gone. What was the subject?

re: #69 MandyManners

Charles gave him the stick.

Still doesn’t answer the question of whom the stickee was referring to, but gives me enough of a proof that an answer is now not forthcoming. ;)

re: #73 MandyManners

Blithering idiocy.

It’s like walking into someone’s house and shouting out a big fuck you.

Ok, what’s this chip on the shoulder beef all about?

re: #75 vagabond trader

Wonder if it’s a new moon. It sounds kinda nutty, but it really used to pan out that way when I worked at the nervous hospital.

That’s just looney.

/

re: #79 Occasional Reader

I missed a Troll-B-Gone. What was the subject?

open thread?

re: #78 MandyManners

Takes more than $13.00 to stimulate me.

Michelle says you should be grateful…

.. still following the laughable thread over at JW today, where Spencer is giving a token “admonishment” to his commentators. If they post anything genocidal or violent, he says, he’s going to “remove it” (if he “sees it”).

All the pocket halos are coming out now, of course.

I wonder what the reaction would be if someone were to mention the fact that Spencer has been seeing and ignoring hateful, genocidal, violence-inciting comments for literally months and months on end now?

Why the change of heart, Mr. Spencer?
Could it be that your vile “commentators” are starting to cut into your flow of income?

Candidate Obama vs. President Obama: Change We Can Believe In?

Youtube Video

re: #80 FurryOldGuyJeans

Stickee was referring to Ron Paul.

re: #72 alegrias

* ***
Obama says there’s money to be made re-investing in his Bad Asset Relief Fund (BARF).

Great time to pick up undervalued assets if you happen to still have the jing. No help for the rest of us.

re: #81 redstateredneck

It’s like walking into someone’s house and shouting out a big fuck you.

Had to upding ya on that one. Just made me laugh out loud for some reason.

:-)

re: #76 tfc3rid

What’s it at now?

re: #42 Charles

26 and 37 quote #8

re: #54 redstateredneck

Another one bites the dust. Why do people do that?

Suicide by insult.

wow, all these deletions. Somebody needs to Unclench Their Fist

re: #4 planes86

I have a question for everyone, and I honestly don’t know, so please don’t get mad at me. Whats wrong with Ron Paul?

…and me without my popcorn.

//

re: #72 alegrias

* ***
Obama says there’s money to be made re-investing in his Bad Asset Relief Fund (BARF).

I cant help feeling this is like a dealer offering me a tablet on the street corner, for free, telling me if I take it all my problems will go away.

re: #92 vagabond trader

What’s it at now?

3.01 as of a few mins ago…

re: #49 Ben Hur

Wolf nipple chips!

Get ‘em while they’re hot!

Got any nuts?

re: #36 vagabond trader

Great news, we’re getting a 12 dollar federal tax refund. Any suggestions what we should do with this windfall?

Buy stock in Citibank? /okay, it would probably be about 4 shares, not counting the brokerage fees, but it’s still something. At worst, you could end up with a memory of owning what used to be one of the biggest banks on the planet.

re: #79 Occasional Reader

I missed a Troll-B-Gone. What was the subject?

Ron Paul!

re: #91 subsailor68

I really hope I never come off like that, and am afraid sometimes I do.

re: #89 MandyManners

I’ve decided to just let it go. I only have so much outrage to go around.

Some restraint 2M you are getting soft///

re: #81 redstateredneck

It’s like walking into someone’s house and shouting out a big fuck you as he walks out with all your furniture.

fixed

re: #94 capitalist piglet

Suicide by insult.

Why bother to sign up….

re: #45 Charles

This is really turning out to be one of those days.

here boss, have some fruitcup!

re: #4 planes86

I have a question for everyone, and I honestly don’t know, so please don’t get mad at me. Whats wrong with Ron Paul?

Ron Paulians

re: #36 vagabond trader

Great news, we’re getting a 12 dollar federal tax refund. Any suggestions what we should do with this windfall?

/a donation to the children’s uniform fund, perhaps?

re: #95 jjmckay1216

wow, all these deletions. Somebody needs to Unclench Their Fist

Only one true delete, the others were smeared by the blowback.

re: #81 redstateredneck

It’s like walking into someone’s house and shouting out a big fuck you.

i do that all the time…..

/Army friends %-)

re: #103 Taqiyyotomist

I really hope I never come off like that, and am afraid sometimes I do.

I don’t think you have - not that I’ve noticed anyway.

re: #112 MandyManners

She needs to STFU and go buy some decent clothes.

and some manners, class and a bit of civility wouldn’t hurt either.

re: #106 MandyManners

And, peeing on the dining room table.

sorry, forgot that, too!

re: #13 MandyManners

Or Ruby Tuesday.

Youtube Video

re: #112 MandyManners

She needs to STFU and go buy some decent clothes.

Amen to that… She makes Hillary look elegant…

re: #108 redc1c4

here boss, have some fruitcup!

Leftover from the morning crowd? He’s the boss, got gods sake. Make him something fresh!
Geeezz!

//

re: #107 tfc3rid

Why bother to sign up….

I suppose it’s a badge of honor on the hater threads.

re: #108 redc1c4

here boss, have some fruitcup!

DON”T eat it Charles. Only lol’s is safe.////

re: #97 A Kiwi Infidel

I cant help feeling this is like a dealer offering me a tablet on the street corner, for free, telling me if I take it all my problems will go away.

* * *
Taking away all your troubles WAS his platform.
The Pusherman

re: #121 redstateredneck

I suppose it’s a badge of honor on the hater threads sites, I mean.

Lew Rockwell just linked to my post on Napolitano and Alex Jones. That’s why we suddenly have these creeps showing up.

Wow! I step away to go fix a sandwich and there’s deletion after deletion. What did I miss?

re: #121 redstateredneck

I suppose it’s a badge of honor on the hater threads.

So infantile.

re: #102 Sharmuta

Ron Paul!

What happened? Were they insulted that he was equated with Jimmy Carter in the last thread?

re: #108 redc1c4

here boss, have some fruitcup!

Not if it was on the same dining room table Mandy was talking about!

re: #112 MandyManners

She needs to STFU and go buy some decent clothes.

That wouldnt help. Like putting lipstick on a pig. (where have I heard that, before?)

re: #119 sattv4u2

Leftover from the morning crowd? He’s the boss, got gods sake. Make him something fresh!
Geeezz!

//

the ethanol component w*rks well as a preservative…… inside and out. %-)

Make a bundle!

re: #45 Charles

This is really turning out to be one of those days.

Stinky is gettin’ a workout today.

re: #125 MandyManners

Can’t buy those.

Not like she’s buying her clothes… At least, I hope not…

re: #123 alegrias

* * *
Taking away all your troubles WAS his platform.
The Pusherman

He gives the kids free samples
Because he knows full well
That today’s young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow’s clientele.
— The Old Dope Peddler, by Tom Lehrer

re: #127 Russkilitlover

Wow! I step away to go fix a sandwich and there’s deletion after deletion. What did I miss?

Well, it all started back when…..[delete}

;-)

re: #126 Charles

Lew Rockwell just linked to my post on Napolitano and Alex Jones. That’s why we suddenly have these creeps showing up.

Ah hah!

re: #126 Charles

Isn’t there some repellant that can be used… Bleach.. RAID… explosives..

re: #111 FurryOldGuyJeans

Only one true delete, the others were smeared by the blowback.

sorry i missed all that

re: #126 Charles

Lew Rockwell just linked to my post on Napolitano and Alex Jones. That’s why we suddenly have these creeps showing up.

c’mon now ,, the ones popping up here give CREEPS a bad name!

re: #122 Erik The Red

DON”T eat it Charles. Only lol’s is safe.////

that’s what *you* think…….

/the entire logistical chain is compromised, from the field to the buffet. %-)

re: #98 MandyManners

See No. 4.

I saw it, and did know from the get-go that it most likely was RP the person at #8 was referring to; just that it was not provable 100% since the comment was a stand-alone one without a quote or reply being applied. That’s all I’m saying. ;)

re: #127 Russkilitlover

Wow! I step away to go fix a sandwich and there’s deletion after deletion. What did I miss?

Same here, look at the post above you. Who is Lew anyway?

re: #133 vagabond trader

Make a bundle!

Lord knows Capital Gains taxes will probably destroy any profit I might take…

re: #126 Charles

Lew Rockwell just linked to my post on Napolitano and Alex Jones. That’s why we suddenly have these creeps showing up.

Shields up!

re: #79 Occasional Reader

I missed a Troll-B-Gone. What was the subject?

I just want to know the gist of what the guy said in #8. Obviously, it was bad.

re: #110 brookly red

Oh, I’m sure we’ll be making an involuntary donation to that little project.

re: #127 Russkilitlover

Wow! I step away to go fix a sandwich and there’s deletion after deletion. What did I miss?

you missed bringing us sandwiches!

re: #126 Charles

Lew Rockwell just linked to my post on Napolitano and Alex Jones. That’s why we suddenly have these creeps showing up.

Oh joy. :%P%

re: #4 planes86

I have a question for everyone, and I honestly don’t know, so please don’t get mad at me. Whats wrong with Ron Paul?

Basically there a re a few things ‘wrong’.

First of all he is an isolationist. He advocates that the USA should stop spending any money or time on any other country. Money for other nations is wasted. That would include all foreign aid. It is ironic that he serves on the House Foreign Affairs Committee.

Now perhaps you agree with that notion. If so, then for you there is nothing wrong with Ron Paul. However most of us understand that the USA is not alone on this planet, and when goes on in Europe, or Asia effects here at home.

There have always been isolationist’s. Even before WW2. They were the ones that fought very hard for the USA to stay out of WW2.

Today they would be anti war in Iraq. Interestingly they would be also against any aid to African countries to help stop AIDs.

For me, that is the most harmful thing ‘wrong’ with Ron Paul.

re: #141 MikeAlv77

Stinky has been known to use Clue by C4 from time to time when the cluestick isn’t sufficient. /

Where is Zimriel? I am irate!

He accused conservative/military sf authors of contrafactual historical speculation, and named two, Weber and Ringo, of whom it is most definitely not true!

Then he had the nerve to merely rely upon Google! He hasn’t read them!

I usually do not pursue people from thread to thread, but I demand a complete retraction of this slander!

(I’m joking, at least a little)

re: #591 Zimriel

Weber did “1633”. Ringo (not the beatle) has “Watch on the Rhine”. yay Google!

He said.

No.

1633 is Eric (the red) Flint.

Ringo’s (and Kratman’s) Watch on the Rhine is a Posleen/Legacy of the Aldenata book.

You are incorrect.

re: #107 tfc3rid

Why bother to sign up….

Sometimes the basement in Grandma’s house gets lonely. Especially once you’ve completed all of the levels in Halo and surfed all the free porn sites you can find. What else is there to do?

/not really

re: #150 Honorary Yooper

I just want to know the gist of what the guy said in #8. Obviously, it was bad.

he criticized Charles….. leave it at that.

re: #150 Honorary Yooper

I just want to know the gist of what the guy said in #8. Obviously, it was bad.

He apparently insulted Charles for not liking Ron Paul.
The paultard has now been banished.

re: #126 Charles

Lew Rockwell just linked to my post on Napolitano and Alex Jones. That’s why we suddenly have these creeps showing up.

Does Google treat his site better than they treat LGF?

/maybe I don’t want to know

re: #161 MandyManners

I’m trying not to think of her innaugural outfit. Trying hard.

Oh dear God, that was atrocious…

re: #137 Kosh’s Shadow

He gives the kids free samples
Because he knows full well
That today’s young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow’s clientele.
— The Old Dope Peddler, by Tom Lehrer

* * * *
Promising free mortgages, free everything, works like a powerful drug on many people.

re: #158 DaddyG

Sometimes the basement in Grandma’s house gets lonely. Especially once you’ve completed all of the levels in Halo and surfed all the free porn sites you can find. What else is there to do?

/not really

you mean there;s an END to that list?

damn!

Evolution vs Creation

If I meet a being that has all the powers I would attribute to God,
how do I know this is God, my creator, and not some evoluted monkey two rungs up the evolutionary ladder who also might be my creator?

Is there a God test!?!

re: #107 tfc3rid

Why bother to sign up….

I’ve bumped into some of these types on another website (HotAir). There are people who carry grudges for years over being banned, and they probably just sign back up for a chance to vent their rage.

It never seems to help them get over it.

re: #44 Sharmuta

Here are plenty of LGF articles to read about what is wrong with ron paul

Handy link there, girl.

re: #156 Dianna

Where is Zimriel? I am irate!

He accused conservative/military sf authors of contrafactual historical speculation, and named two, Weber and Ringo, of whom it is most definitely not true!

Then he had the nerve to merely rely upon Google! He hasn’t read them!

I usually do not pursue people from thread to thread, but I demand a complete retraction of this slander!

(I’m joking, at least a little)

re: #591 Zimriel

He said.

No.

1633 is Eric (the red) Flint.

Ringo’s (and Kratman’s) Watch on the Rhine is a Posleen/Legacy of the Aldenata book.

You are incorrect.

Uh? Who me?

re: #137 Kosh’s Shadow

He gives the kids free samples
Because he knows full well
That today’s young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow’s clientele.
— The Old Dope Peddler, by Tom Lehrer

Showing your age. Haven’t heard that one in years. LOL

re: #150 Honorary Yooper

I just want to know the gist of what the guy said in #8. Obviously, it was bad.

Basically, he accused Charles of something that was untrue, and did so in a snotty manner. That’s a twofer, and the poster got what he deserved.

re: #160 Kosh’s Shadow

He apparently insulted Charles for not liking Ron Paul.
The paultard has now been banished.

Ah, I see. He came into Charles’s living room, squatted, shit on the rug, told Charles his decor is terrible, and proceeded to piss all over it.

What a jerk Sheepdipdog was then.

re: #126 Charles

Lew Rockwell just linked to my post on Napolitano and Alex Jones. That’s why we suddenly have these creeps showing up.

now would be a great time for an open registration: hours of fun for the lizards!

gamey buttocks for all!

/white smoke

re: #44 Sharmuta

Ron Pauli Girl

re: #167 Earick

Evolution vs Creation

If I meet a being that has all the powers I would attribute to God,
how do I know this is God, my creator, and not some evoluted monkey two rungs up the evolutionary ladder who also might be my creator?

Is there a God test!?!

For that matter, if we eveolved from apes, why are there still apes?

(stolen from a stand up comic ,, I can’t recall which one though)

re: #170 MandyManners

It’d look better on an elderly aunt.

That’s being kind Mandy…

re: #167 Earick

Evolution vs Creation

If I meet a being that has all the powers I would attribute to God,
how do I know this is God, my creator, and not some evoluted monkey two rungs up the evolutionary ladder who also might be my creator?

Is there a God test!?!

Been watching Battlestar Galactica or Reading David Brin’s “Uplift” series?

Laura Bush was class.
Michelle Obama is just crass.

re: #170 MandyManners

Reminded me of one of those swifter duster things.

re: #161 MandyManners

I’m trying not to think of her innaugural outfit. Trying hard.

at least it took your eyes off her face…… i just feel sorry for whoever had to by new drapes.

re: #169 Silvergirl

You can find the “Tag Storm” under “Tools” in the upper left sidebar, where many such links on many topics can be found.

reporting from LGF Spy … banning to commence in 3, 2 1 on old Atlas Shrug Troofer thread … where are they coming from ?

re: #182 redc1c4

at least it took your eyes off her face…… i just feel sorry for whoever had to by new drapes.

It’s like Carol Burnett’s ‘Went With the Wind’ dress…

re: #36 vagabond trader

Great news, we’re getting a 12 dollar federal tax refund. Any suggestions what we should do with this windfall?

You could donate it to the Committee Aiding Suffering Humanity. Just make the check out to CASH and send it to me. I’ll handle it from there.

re: #166 sattv4u2

you mean there;s an END to that list?

damn!

Theoretically it is a finite resource, butyou have a point.

Youtube Video

re: #185 MandyManners

The past tense is “shat”.

I shit, he shits, she shat!

re: #127 Russkilitlover

Wow! I step away to go fix a sandwich and there’s deletion after deletion. What did I miss?

I just had a delicious samich. Whole wheat bread, pan roasted turkey, cheddar, peppered bacon, lettuce, ranch and avacado with potato salad and cheddar chips on the side.

re: #187 MandyManners

I’m not a total bitch.

I never said that…

re: #156 Dianna

* * *
Zimriel kindly uncovered who exactly were those segregated racialist press organizations meeting Pres. Obama behind closed doors in the White House last week.

Farrakhan’s paper “The Final Call” was one of them.

Zimriel is a hero.

re: #181 vagabond trader

Reminded me of one of those swifter duster things.

more like an industrial accident at the drapery plant.

Good Night Lizards. See you on the LNDT. WeeT dreams

re: #188 USBeast

You’re new at the internet scam gig, aren’t you?

re: #190 sattv4u2

I shit, he shits, she shat!

No, I thought it was ‘I shit, he shits, she shit’

re: #175 redc1c4

now would be a great time for an open registration: hours of fun for the lizards!

gamey buttocks for all!

/white smoke

this gamey buttocks thing is starting to disturb me… OK, so what do you do with the rest of em anyway?

re: #179 Hengineer

‘Uplift” series!
OK, now I’m off to Amazon!

re: #167 Earick

Evolution vs Creation

If I meet a being that has all the powers I would attribute to God,
how do I know this is God, my creator, and not some evoluted monkey two rungs up the evolutionary ladder who also might be my creator?

Is there a God test!?!

No no no. All wrong. The only question you would need to ask is why does God need a starship.

re: #185 MandyManners

The past tense is “shat”.

With the sentence structure as presented, shits would be more applicable for proper usage. ;)

re: #171 Erik The Red

Uh? Who me?

Not unless you’re Eric Flint, a science fiction writer.

Wonder what this “auto” tick-box does…

re: #190 sattv4u2

I shit, he shits, she shat!

I am shitting. He talked shittily.

re: #167 Earick

Evolution vs Creation

If I meet a being that has all the powers I would attribute to God,
how do I know this is God, my creator, and not some evoluted monkey two rungs up the evolutionary ladder who also might be my creator?

Is there a God test!?!

Is there a mental masturbation test?

re: #185 MandyManners

The past tense is “shat”.

Elizabethan = shatteth

re: #195 redc1c4

more like an industrial accident at the drapery plant.

She was trampling through the warehouse
Where the drapes of wrath are stored

re: #193 MandyManners

Oh, the evening gown.

*shudder*

that one looked like the Michaelin Man having a wardrobe malfunction.

re: #191 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I just had a delicious samich. Whole wheat bread, pan roasted turkey, cheddar, peppered bacon, lettuce, ranch and avacado with potato salad and cheddar chips on the side.

Thank you very much. 20 inches of snow, 4 foot drift on my car and 1 tv dinner and a hot pocket left in freezer. Kragar, y know how to hit a dude when he’s down (and hungry) :)

re: #194 alegrias

And that’s just fine.

But he is inaccurately characterizing two authors whose work I know very well, and who have been guests in my home.

re: #198 tfc3rid

No, I thought it was ‘I shit, he shits, she shit’

re: #208 DaddyG

Elizabethan = shatteth

Mental State = Shattery (as in Bat Shattery)

re: #202 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Everybody needs toys!

re: #126 Charles

Lew Rockwell just linked to my post on Napolitano and Alex Jones. That’s why we suddenly have these creeps showing up.

Another “Klingon afternoon”…

re: #187 MandyManners

I’m not a total bitch.

No one is perfect.

Another busy day here, so this is a drive by post to ask, Do you know where your kids are, and what they’re doing?

60-foot penis painted on roof

re: #200 brookly red

this gamey buttocks thing is starting to disturb me… OK, so what do you do with the rest of em anyway?

by the time they’re torn to pieces, that’s all that’s left.

re: #211 jjmckay1216

Thank you very much. 20 inches of snow, 4 foot drift on my car and 1 tv dinner and a hot pocket left in freezer. Kragar, y know how to hit a dude when he’s down (and hungry) :)

Global warming is keeping food off your table.. See, Gore was right!

/

re: #211 jjmckay1216

Thank you very much. 20 inches of snow, 4 foot drift on my car and 1 tv dinner and a hot pocket left in freezer. Kragar, y know how to hit a dude when he’s down (and hungry) :)

got any beer left?

re: #179 Hengineer

Been watching Battlestar Galactica or Reading David Brin’s “Uplift” series?

upding for uplift

re: #219 redc1c4

by the time they’re torn to pieces, that’s all that’s left.

thank you for clearing that up for me…

re: #211 jjmckay1216

Thank you very much. 20 inches of snow, 4 foot drift on my car and 1 tv dinner and a hot pocket left in freezer. Kragar, y know how to hit a dude when he’s down (and hungry) :)

What are you talking about? It’s like mid 70s with a nice breeze and not a cloud in the sky. All the girl’s got their spring clothes on and the boobs are coming out to play

re: #215 Zimriel

Another “Klingon afternoon”…

Klingons!

I browsed the a Nor Luap site this morning. They’re going gaga over Alex Jones being on Fox.

re: #218 twincitiesgirl

Another busy day here, so this is a drive by post to ask, Do you know where your kids are, and what they’re doing?

60-foot penis painted on roof

It can be seen from space so the aliens from the planet PRON can home in on it

Some substantial Alex Jones support over at Hot Air.

re: #207 eschew_obfuscation

Is there a mental masturbation test?

The Cognitive Auto-Eroticism Measurement?

re: #218 twincitiesgirl

Another busy day here, so this is a drive by post to ask, Do you know where your kids are, and what they’re doing?

60-foot penis painted on roof

What a dick!

re: #224 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

What are you talking about? It’s like mid 70s with a nice breeze and not a cloud in the sky. All the girl’s got their spring clothes on and the boobs are coming out to play

Finally, we get a boob thread.

re: #223 brookly red

thank you for clearing that up for me…

no problem…..

/i made it up on the spot %-)

re: #197 vagabond trader

You’re new at the internet scam gig, aren’t you?

Scam? SCAM?! Moi? Sheeesh, ya try to help somebody….

re: #221 brookly red

got any beer left?

no! See? I’m so HOSED. And thanks mr gore

re: #179 Hengineer

Been watching Battlestar Galactica or Reading David Brin’s “Uplift” series?

I watched Battlestar, but since some lizards haven’t seen the ending, I’ll give some spoiler space

I imagined some bad endings, but not THAT bad.
“So say we all…. Nah.”

re: #170 MandyManners

It’d look better on an elderly aunt a sofa.

FTFY

;-)

re: #112 MandyManners

She needs to STFU and go buy some decent clothes.

Teehee!

re: #126 Charles

Ah, that might explain the comments over at Hot Air too.

re: #156 Dianna

Where is Zimriel? I am irate!

He accused conservative/military sf authors of contrafactual historical speculation, and named two, Weber and Ringo, of whom it is most definitely not true!

Eek! I was hanging out at the previous thread and hoped you’d respond there.

Weber co-wrote 1633 (with Flint); check Wikipedia or Amazon, his name is emblazoned at the top of the cover.

As for Ringo, I had the idea he did write alt-hist, but I’m apparently wrong and will take my WHACK; from you, or from anyone else whom you delegate, except for Mandy whose whacks might cause me permanent damage. :^)

re: #183 Sharmuta

Thanks.

re: #218 twincitiesgirl

Another busy day here, so this is a drive by post to ask, Do you know where your kids are, and what they’re doing?

60-foot penis painted on roof

They had to be pretty hard up to paint that up there. What’d they use, erection ladders?

re: #222 itellu3times

upding for uplift

First 2 books were great, the final trilogy was okay

re: #224 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

What are you talking about? It’s like mid 70s with a nice breeze and not a cloud in the sky. All the girl’s got their spring clothes on and the boobs are coming out to play

grrrrrrrrrrr I have a 4 foot drift out my back door. Door won’t even open

re: #233 jjmckay1216

no! See? I’m so HOSED. And thanks mr gore

now about this personal responsibiltiy thing…

re: #207 eschew_obfuscation

“Is there a mental masturbation test?”

If it were an Olympic event you would all know my name!
I would be the Gold Medalist!

re: #194 alegrias

* * *
Zimriel kindly uncovered who exactly were those segregated racialist press organizations meeting Pres. Obama behind closed doors in the White House last week.

Farrakhan’s paper “The Final Call” was one of them.

Zimriel is a hero.

Aww. *blushes* Thank you.

re: #224 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

What are you talking about? It’s like mid 70s with a nice breeze and not a cloud in the sky. All the girl’s got their spring clothes on and the boobs are coming out to play

I LOVE AMERICA!

re: #241 Honorary Yooper

They had to be pretty hard up to paint that up there. What’d they use, erection ladders?

He definitely has to have a head for heights.

re: #227 Killgore Trout

Some substantial Alex Jones support over at Hot Air.

Is this the radio host Ale Jones?

I didn’t mind the inaugural dress actually, thought it was fairly well designed in spite of the hideous goldenrod color.

The gloves though? Quite another thing.

“Snot green” just doesn’t do it for me.

re: #243 jjmckay1216

grrrrrrrrrrr I have a 4 foot drift out my back door. Door won’t even open

my pool is almost to 80*……

/ducks

re: #243 jjmckay1216

grrrrrrrrrrr I have a 4 foot drift out my back door. Door won’t even open

4 foot drifts and 60 foot dicks

I LOVE this place !

re: #238 Killgore Trout

Ah, that might explain the comments over at Hot Air too.

Got a link?

re: #251 redc1c4

my pool is almost to 80*……

/ducks

wow. where’s the love for a fellow Lizard? lol

re: #205 wiffersnapper

Wonder what this “auto” tick-box does…

It makes cookies.

re: #250 Irish Rose

I didn’t mind the inaugural dress actually, thought it was fairly well designed in spite of the hideous goldenrod color.

The gloves though? Quite another thing.

“Snot green” just doesn’t do it for me.

It was Kennedy-esque.

“Ask snot what your country can do for you…”

/

re: #245 Earick

“Is there a mental masturbation test?”

If it were an Olympic event you would all know my name!
I would be the Gold Medalist!

TMI

re: #228 DaddyG

The Cognitive Auto-Eroticism Measurement?

Oh, cool! What kind of metric does it use?

re: #213 sattv4u2

Mental State = Shattery (as in Bat Shattery)

William Shattner.

re: #191 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I just had a delicious samich. Whole wheat bread, pan roasted turkey, cheddar, peppered bacon, lettuce, ranch and avacado with potato salad and cheddar chips on the side.

Homemade chicken salad with pine nuts and dried cherries on rye bread with provolone. Me wants more……

re: #227 Killgore Trout

Some substantial Alex Jones support over at Hot Air.

WOW!

re: #218 twincitiesgirl

Another busy day here, so this is a drive by post to ask, Do you know where your kids are, and what they’re doing?

60-foot penis painted on roof

The Local Penis Shaped High School - see the picture on the upper right.

re: #255 Sharmuta

It makes cookies.

Martyr cookies?

/try ploome’s naomi’s date bars, but watch for crumbs

re: #234 Kosh’s Shadow

Next time, I’ll use something other than empty space; apparently Charles’ code compacts messages.

re: #254 jjmckay1216

wow. where’s the love for a fellow Lizard? lol

on back order, evidently….

gotta run to the gun store.

hasta y’all!

This will get your heart beating and your feet moving: Polovetsian dances all the way to the bottom.

Youtube Video

re: #182 redc1c4

at least it took your eyes off her face…… i just feel sorry for whoever had to by new drapes.

* * * *
The real crime concerning Michelle Obama’s inaugural gown was she was victimized by a designer who knew NOTHING about designing gowns for dancing.

Poor First Lady Michelle kept having to yank her dress around or hike it up to keep President Obama from stepping on her hemline and tripping both of them up.

Sorry, choosing a dress for 16 “first dances” on the basis of anything but function, on such an occasion, was dumb.

re: #240 Silvergirl

Thanks.

No prob.