FrontPage Unloads on the Nirthers

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Finally, some responsible writing from a conservative source on the ridiculous and mind-bendingly stupid “birth certificate” conspiracy theory: Barack Obama: Born in Hawaii.

It is time for folks to stop being played by the Obama campaign and drop this counter productive ‘phony birth certificate’ nonsense.

But they won’t, of course.

(Hat tip: JammieWearingFool.)

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196 comments
1 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:06:36am

A fanatic is someone who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

2 turn  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:07:00am

are you listening Pam?

3 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:07:11am

Tea Party protestors believe Obama not US-born

4 Russkilitlover  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:07:12am

Why, oh, why won’t this stupid canard just go away?

5 yesandno  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:07:15am

Hope it isn’t just for today…….

6 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:07:15am

That ought to get them some good emails.

7 simonml  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:07:43am

I don’t argue he was born here. I just argue that he’s a terrible POTUS.

Can I keep complaining?

8 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:07:50am

re: #3 Killgore Trout

Tea Party protestors believe Obama not US-born


[Video]

Friggin’ tea party kooks.

9 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:08:45am
Obama benefits from creating an opposition which seems to be standing by the side of the road impotently pointing to a piece of paper as if it could stop 63 million voters from anointing their ‘chosen one’. Birth certificate lawsuit plaintiff Phil Berg is a Democrat and whether he understands it or not, he has done great work on behalf of his party.


Conservatives who spread this crap are suckers!

10 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:09:15am

re: #8 Ward Cleaver

Yeah, I’ve had it with the Tea Party stuff.

11 Silhouette  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:09:28am

Come on Charles, you missed a golden opportunity today to agree with the birth certificate people.

12 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:10:03am

re: #2 turn

are you listening Pam?

Of course not. She’s still enamored with the eurofascists. Pam’s got her fingers in her ears saying “la la la la, I can’t hear you.”

13 zato  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:10:09am

Barry’s born in the U.S. alright. Its not his birthplace but his many views and opinions that seem to be un-American.

14 redc1c4  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:11:18am

Ear Leader wasn’t born: he was inflicted.

15 Bubblehead II  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:11:24am

Dang! A Nirther thread and I need to go and get ready to recover my truck from the side of Hwy 93.

Some of you may remember when I signed off yesterday morning I snarked that I was going to jump into my gas guzzling, carbon spewing pickup truck and head to work?

Well on the way home last night, I lost the rear U-Joint on the drive shaft. Do you have any idea how much vibration a drive shaft makes just before it falls off?

Not to mention the noise it makes as it hits the pavement at 70 mph and then slams back up into the bottom of the truck.

/ Should have seen it coming. All the signs were there if I had just paid attention.

No offense AC

L8R

16 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:11:28am

re: #7 simonml

I don’t argue he was born here. I just argue that he’s a terrible POTUS.

Can I keep complaining?

Oh, definately. Just keep it to Obama’s political actions, hypocrisy, and we’ll do just fine.

17 sattv4u2  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:11:37am

I said it before, i’ll say it again.

I don’t want to see Obamas Birth Certif.

I want to see his grades in economics classes!

18 redc1c4  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:12:14am

re: #17 sattv4u2

I said it before, i’ll say it again.

I don’t want to see Obamas Birth Certif.

I want to see his grades in economics classes!

i’d be happy to see *any* of his course w*rk…….

19 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:12:27am

re: #10 Killgore Trout

Yeah, I’ve had it with the Tea Party stuff.

It started out as a good idea (at least in theory), but has become a kook and crank magnet.

20 VioletTiger  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:12:31am

Truly the energizer bunnies of kookiness. Can’t they just go away?

21 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:12:52am

re: #1 Ward Cleaver

A fanatic is someone who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

You’ve been in a lot of creationist threads lately, I see. ;-)

22 redc1c4  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:12:53am

re: #15 Bubblehead II

Dang! A Nirther thread and I need to go and get ready to recover my truck from the side of Hwy 93.

Some of you may remember when I signed off yesterday morning I snarked that I was going to jump into my gas guzzling, carbon spewing pickup truck and head to work?

Well on the way home last night, I lost the rear U-Joint on the drive shaft. Do you have any idea how much vibration a drive shaft makes just before it falls off?

Not to mention the noise it makes as it hits the pavement at 70 mph and then slams back up into the bottom of the truck.

/ Should have seen it coming. All the signs were there if I had just paid attention.

No offense AC

L8R

at least it wasn’t the front u-joint, so you didn’t get the pole vault effect. %-)

23 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:13:23am

Sad thing is, by walking backwards they think they’re moving forward.

24 simonml  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:13:28am

re: #16 Honorary Yooper

Oh, definately. Just keep it to Obama’s political actions, hypocrisy, and we’ll do just fine.

Just let me know if I start developing ODS. I don’t want to end up in a padded room somewhere just b/c of “that guy.”

25 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:13:58am

re: #15 Bubblehead II

Now that really bites. I wish you luck and hope it’s not too much to get it repaired.

26 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:14:08am

re: #15 Bubblehead II

Dang! A Nirther thread and I need to go and get ready to recover my truck from the side of Hwy 93.

Some of you may remember when I signed off yesterday morning I snarked that I was going to jump into my gas guzzling, carbon spewing pickup truck and head to work?

Well on the way home last night, I lost the rear U-Joint on the drive shaft. Do you have any idea how much vibration a drive shaft makes just before it falls off?

Not to mention the noise it makes as it hits the pavement at 70 mph and then slams back up into the bottom of the truck.

/ Should have seen it coming. All the signs were there if I had just paid attention.

No offense AC

L8R

Uh, you’re supposed to replace the u-joints before the driveshaft falls out. You get plenty of warning, what with the squeaking and all.

27 ozymandias  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:14:25am

his attorney general just dropped all charges against “former” senator ted stevens based on prosecutorial misconduct so ya know, there must be something about his team that is fair. i mean, that’s big, real big. would i like to see his birth certificate? sure. is he the president? definitely. will this ever go away? some day.

28 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:14:48am

re: #24 simonml

Just let me know if I start developing ODS. I don’t want to end up in a padded room somewhere just b/c of “that guy.”

It’s not ODS if it’s about what he does as president. Only if we do as the left did for eight years and make shit up, is it then ODS.

29 VegasRick  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:14:59am

re: #3 Killgore Trout

Tea Party protestors believe Obama not US-born



The guy doing the interviews is a leftish doucebag. I’m not so sure I want to run with any of those folks.

30 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:15:03am

Speaking of nuts: Pamela has an thread up today based on a John Bolton article about the impending world government.

31 Pastorius  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:15:17am

As I recall, this is the second time Front Page has unloaded on Nirthers.

32 firebreather  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:15:18am

Speaking of kooks and cranks, I’m still waiting for the 1st media story about how major levees have failed in the Midwest, endangering thousands of poor white folk while a black president looks on with studied indifference.

33 yesandno  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:16:26am

Still amazes me that we know little of his years in school, college. Like he never had friends that remember him, professors or grad students that taught him, any indication he had a life past his birth in Hawaii…

Now that is strange….

34 Mike in Georgia  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:16:26am

He doesn’t need a birth certificate. He descended from the
heavens.
/O lover.

35 J.D.  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:16:28am

re: #32 firebreather

I hope you aren’t holding your breath.

36 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:16:55am

re: #3 Killgore Trout

Tea Party protestors believe Obama not US-born

[Video]

The inmates have taken over the asylum.

37 albusteve  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:17:44am

re: #33 yesandno

Still amazes me that we know little of his years in school, college. Like he never had friends that remember him, professors or grad students that taught him, any indication he had a life past his birth in Hawaii…

Now that is strange….

no one will ask him…I hate the MSM

38 rumcrook  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:18:08am

there are plenty o things the New Boss/president is doing that should scare the crap out of the rational voting john q public, enough so that a dead issue that makes them look like the real nuts when spouted should and could be discarded.

heres what the taliban say about the president.

Taliban insurgents rejected on Wednesday a U.S. offer of “honorable reconciliation” as a “lunatic idea”

not that im inclined to agree with taliban but…..

the boss is turning out to be every bit the radical everyone poopooed his being prior to taking office.

39 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:18:09am

re: #4 Russkilitlover

Why, oh, why won’t this stupid canard just go away?

*sigh* Probably for the same reason 9/11 Troofers never went away. Craziness abounds and some people have more then their fair share of it.

40 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:18:23am

re: #29 VegasRick

The guy doing the interviews is a leftish doucebag.


I know. But nobody on the right is going to expose this nuttiness. The Tea Party protests are being organized by Paulians. Racists and White Power groups are infiltrating. Nobody on the right is going to expose it.

41 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:18:42am

re: #3 Killgore Trout

Tea Party protestors believe Obama not US-born

All Tea Party protestors?

42 firebreather  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:18:54am

The vaunted racial “healer” in the Oval Office goes characteristically mute when 4 officers of law enforcement (3 white, 1 Asian) are gunned down by an African-American rapist-murderer— who is then widely celebrated in the city of Oakland.

Where is the Teaching Moment from Obama or Holder or the media at large? Cowards & hypocrites, all.

43 VegasRick  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:19:48am

re: #41 MandyManners

All Tea Party protestors?

Like I said, leftist douchebag.

44 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:20:18am

re: #21 Honorary Yooper

You’ve been in a lot of creationist threads lately, I see. ;-)

That’s a quote from the late father of legendary sportscaster, horse racing aficionado, and creator of a college football playoff system idea using the bowl games, Norm Hitzges.

45 rawmuse  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:20:32am

You go, David. I admire Mr. Horowitz very much.

46 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:20:41am

re: #9 Killgore Trout

Conservatives who spread this crap are suckers!

Don’t forget the four Tennessee lawmakers Charles posted about a few weeks ago: Casada, Nicely and two others whose names I cannot recall.

47 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:20:58am

Thanks for the HT, Charles.

I would say this story would put an end to this drivel, but like 9/11 troofers, they’ll never give it up.

48 Lincolntf  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:21:25am

re: #40 Killgore Trout

How many of the protests have you attended? There’s one up at the U. of Virginia that I may attend on April 15th. It’s a long drive but I like the campus and need something from their bookstore, so I might make the effort. I can assure you that if there are any Nazis there, I’ll forget all about Obama/Congress and blast them instead. I assume that would be true of 99% of the attendees.

49 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:21:25am

re: #34 Mike in Georgia

He doesn’t need a birth certificate. He descended from the
heavens.
/O lover.

(accompanied by choir singing, “AHHHHHH”)

50 jaunte  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:22:01am

Backing out of a blind alley would require some humility.
Not much of that in politics.

51 simonml  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:22:04am

re: #42 firebreather

The vaunted racial “healer” in the Oval Office goes characteristically mute when 4 officers of law enforcement (3 white, 1 Asian) are gunned down by an African-American rapist-murderer— who is then widely celebrated in the city of Oakland.

Where is the Teaching Moment from Obama or Holder or the media at large? Cowards & hypocrites, all.

You’re just a coward about race.

/sarc for sure

52 firebreather  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:22:17am

re: #35 J.D.

The delicious irony is that untold tens of thousands of sneering liberals who went to college to study journalism and change the world & speak truth to power…will find that there is no work for them in the print media, as the industry is dying.

Good luck to them repaying their student loans or thanking daddy for putting them through the Columbia School of Journalism.

53 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:22:29am

re: #38 rumcrook

there are plenty o things the New Boss/president is doing that should scare the crap out of the rational voting john q public, enough so that a dead issue that makes them look like the real nuts when spouted should and could be discarded.

heres what the taliban say about the president.

Taliban insurgents rejected on Wednesday a U.S. offer of “honorable reconciliation” as a “lunatic idea”

not that im inclined to agree with taliban but…..

the boss is turning out to be every bit the radical everyone poopooed his being prior to taking office.

How dare they call our messiah a lunatic!

/must i?

54 VegasRick  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:22:32am

re: #49 Ward Cleaver

(accompanied by choir us singing, “AHHHHHH” SHIT!)

55 Russkilitlover  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:23:06am

re: #41 MandyManners

All Tea Party protestors?

As seen so often in ALL liberal protest scenes (including the ones right now in London), the kooks, anti-establishment types, the unemployed, professional protesters, etc. all come out of the woodwork for the leftist protests. Real crazy shit. But the message of the protest stays the same in the media and they are given full blown coverage.

OTOH, some crazies infiltrate any conservative protest and the entire protest is written off, mocked, disgarded, and ignored.

56 irongrampa  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:23:09am

Don’t honestly understand why Obama didn’t simply produce his b/c at the outset and defang the whole thing.

He didn’t need the controversy to show that his opposition was untracked, the race card, imho, was a much better ploy.

57 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:23:10am

re: #22 redc1c4

at least it wasn’t the front u-joint, so you didn’t get the pole vault effect. %-)

Mythbusters did a show on this. IIRC, they did everything they could to hit the pothole just right, and never got much of an effect, much less flipping the car.

58 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:23:19am

re: #52 firebreather

The delicious irony is that untold tens of thousands of sneering liberals who went to college to study journalism and change the world & speak truth to power…will find that there is no work for them in the print media, as the industry is dying.

Good luck to them repaying their student loans or thanking daddy for putting them through the Columbia School of Journalism.

They could go to work at Starbucks, but they’re not hiring, either.

59 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:23:32am

re: #46 MandyManners

Don’t forget the four Tennessee lawmakers Charles posted about a few weeks ago: Casada, Nicely and two others whose names I cannot recall.

[Link: blogs.tennessean.com…]

60 Kenneth  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:23:44am

re: #36 Charles

The inmates have taken over the asylum.

This is a similar thing as happened to the Democrats when the anti-war leftists took over. Sensible people have jobs, while professional activists have too much time on their hands.

61 albusteve  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:23:51am

re: #53 Ward Cleaver

How dare they call our messiah a lunatic!

/must i?


they aren’t the only ones

[Link: www.americanthinker.com…]

62 alegrias  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:23:54am

Nirthers and others wasting time & energy chasing fumes, had a chance to vote against Obama’s candidate yesterday in New York’s house election.

Imagine if the tea party people had pooled energy & resources to get out the vote in upstate New York.

Could’a had a REAL victory that would have made WORLD headlines, instead of sipping chai & spitting tea leaves amongst themselves.

VOTING could have been powerful—yesterday. Squabbling, not so useful.

63 yma o hyd  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:24:07am

re: #30 Killgore Trout

Speaking of nuts: Pamela has an thread up today based on a John Bolton article about the impending world government.

While Pam is certainly to be classified as nutz, the article by John Bolton,here … is a review-cum-critique of a report, quoting from the link:

‘One noteworthy offering is a short report with a distinguished provenance entitled A Plan for Action,1 which features a revealingly immodest subtitle: A New Era of International Cooperation for a Changed World: 2009, 2010, and Beyond.’

and:
‘In presentation and tone, A Plan for Action is determinedly uncontroversial; indeed, it looks and reads more like a corporate brochure than a foreign-policy paper. The text is the work of three academics—Bruce Jones of NYU, Carlos Pascual of the Brookings Institution, and Stephen John Stedman of Stanford. Its findings and recommendations, they claim, rose from a series of meetings with foreign-policy eminences here and abroad, including former Secretaries of State of both parties as well as defense officials from the Clinton and first Bush administrations. The participation of these notables is what gives A Plan for Action its bona fides, though one should doubt how much the document actually reflects their ideas. There is no question, however, that the ideas advanced in A Plan for Action have become mainstays in the liberal vision of the future of American foreign policy.’
(My emphasis)

A nut writing and/or quoting a bona fide writer doesn’t make the writer of that review a nut himself.

64 yesandno  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:24:09am

re: #49 Ward Cleaver

(accompanied by choir singing, “AHHHHHHOHHHHHH”)

FTFY

65 Perplexed  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:24:09am

500 protesters were run out of the Iowa hearing on tax increases. Sounds like a ground swell movement against our out of control government. Funny thing is that when liberals do what those tax protesters did, that nothing happens.

66 opinionated  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:24:28am

Never underestimate the lunatic fringe conspiracy types.

If it is proved that he was born in Hawaii, they will begin to argue that Hawaii was never legitimately made a part of the United States.

Still this is a half cocked conspiracy, real solid lunatic conspiracies must somewhere have Jews involved.

67 opnion  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:24:31am

Come on, the guy was born in a manger in Bethlehem over 2,000 years ago.

68 Bubblehead II  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:24:42am

re: #22 redc1c4

Myth Busters debunked that one. Worst case scenario would have been a trashed differential and or busted axels.

re: #25 Honorary Yooper

Same here, didn’t look too bad, but I didn’t like the idea of laying on the side of the highway inspecting the damage. Will know more when I get it home.

re: #26 Ward Cleaver

That was why I made the sarcastic remark about how I should have seen it coming. I was just hoping that they would hold out until it warmed up and I could change them.

Procrastination will bite you in the ass every chance it gets.

69 firebreather  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:25:48am

re: #58 Ward Cleaver


They can still hang out at Starbucks with their copies of The Motocycle Diaries, their little berets, and their copy of the NY Times.

70 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:26:03am

re: #55 Russkilitlover

As seen so often in ALL liberal protest scenes (including the ones right now in London), the kooks, anti-establishment types, the unemployed, professional protesters, etc. all come out of the woodwork for the leftist protests. Real crazy shit. But the message of the protest stays the same in the media and they are given full blown coverage.

OTOH, some crazies infiltrate any conservative protest and the entire protest is written off, mocked, disgarded, and ignored.

To me, the double standard is ridiculous. Why must we be held to a higher standard than the Left when it comes to the fact that there are nuts EVERYWHERE? It’s not as if legitimate protesters can kick them off the piece of public land on which the protest takes place.

However, why can’t the normal folks confront them repeatedly, make them feel as welcome as a hooker at a Southern Baptist picnic?

71 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:26:40am

re: #41 MandyManners

All Tea Party protestors?

I haven’t taken a survey so I don’t know. If someone intends to implicate all of something they usually use the word “all”. To presume “all” when the words isn’t used is a fallacy.

72 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:26:43am

re: #57 Honorary Yooper

Mythbusters did a show on this. IIRC, they did everything they could to hit the pothole just right, and never got much of an effect, much less flipping the car.

Several years ago, a lady in a Mercedes-Benz was killed on Loop 820 in Fort Worth, when a driveshaft fell out of a dump truck (u-joint gave up), and went through her windshield.

73 opnion  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:26:53am

re: #42 firebreather

The vaunted racial “healer” in the Oval Office goes characteristically mute when 4 officers of law enforcement (3 white, 1 Asian) are gunned down by an African-American rapist-murderer— who is then widely celebrated in the city of Oakland.

Where is the Teaching Moment from Obama or Holder or the media at large? Cowards & hypocrites, all.

I would just write it off to, we elected a racist.

74 itellu3times  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:27:00am

re: #4 Russkilitlover

Why, oh, why won’t this stupid canard just go away?

Aflac?

75 kansas  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:27:33am

OT, but are you shitting me?

The White House announced today that GM and Chrysler must cease participation in NASCAR at the end of the 2009 season if they hope to receive any additional financial aid from the government. Companies around the globe—Honda and Audi, to name two—have drawn down racing operations, and NASCAR itself has already felt the pinch in the form of reduced team spending. A complete withdrawal from America’s premier racing series is expected to save more than $250 million between GM and Chrysler, a substantial amount considering the drastic measures being implemented elsewhere.

Tell em fuck themselves and declare bankruptcy, right now!

76 filetandrelease  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:27:39am

The Republican party is Doomed! Doomed I tell you.

With this and other fringe crap nibbling away at the grand ol’ party’s integrity and a platform guaranteed to alienate a rather large percentage of the voting block, I think I will just leave off the sarc tag.

77 Kenneth  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:27:52am

Obama Team Tried to Stop Israel’s Gaza Offensive Before Inauguration


Despite Barack Obama’s persistent pledges as president-elect that he would not meddle in foreign affairs while President Bush was in office, a new report in The New Yorker claims that his transition team worked to persuade Israel to end its offensive in the Gaza Strip before Inauguration Day.

The article also quoted a former intelligence official as saying former Vice President Dick Cheney started “getting messages from the Israelis about pressure from Obama” before Jan. 20.

In response, Cheney reportedly portrayed Obama as “pro-Palestinian” in conversations with the Israelis.

Cheney’s then-adviser on national security disputed the story, saying an alleged conversation about the issue between Cheney and national security adviser-to-be Jim Jones “never, ever happened.”

“It is a complete fabrication from beginning to end,” former Cheney adviser John Hannah said in an e-mail to FOXNews.com.

But he did not dispute the specific claim that the Obama transition team was involving itself in Israeli affairs.

In the magazine article, Seymour Hersh reported that Obama’s team worked to persuade Israel to stop bombing Gaza and withdraw its ground troops.

Hersh said Jones talked to Obama about the best way to deal with the Israelis going forward.

Hannah disputed all the claims about Cheney’s involvement.

“The statements that Mr. Hersh claims were made by Vice President Cheney during the Gaza crisis simply never happened. They are outright falsehoods, manufactured out of whole cloth by Mr. Hersh’s anonymous sources,”
he said in the e-mail.

78 Killgore Trout  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:27:56am

re: #63 yma o hyd

I saw Bolton of Glenn Beck discussing the same stuff. I think he’s a nut.

79 Lincolntf  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:27:59am

re: #75 kansas

Check your calendar.

80 kansas  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:28:12am

re: #70 MandyManners

However, why can’t the normal folks confront them repeatedly, make them feel as welcome as a hooker at a Southern Baptist picnic?

Uh, they have jobs?

81 lawhawk  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:28:29am

Charles,

They’ve taken over the asylum on both sides of the aisle. Just as the left constantly claimed Bush was a fascist who was going to throw all those who opposed his policies in prison and was about to engage in the New World Order (or other such blatherings), we’re seeing something similar from the far right.

Of course, that hides the fact that there were serious problems with Bush Administration policy just as surely as there are problems with Obama’s policies.

The noise from these Nirthers and other kooks makes the ability to criticize and prevent Obama from taking policy choices that we oppose all the more difficult. The noise drowns out the good with the bad. And that’s not good for the rest of us.

82 simonml  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:28:52am

re: #75 kansas

OT, but are you shitting me?

The White House announced today that GM and Chrysler must cease participation in NASCAR at the end of the 2009 season if they hope to receive any additional financial aid from the government. Companies around the globe—Honda and Audi, to name two—have drawn down racing operations, and NASCAR itself has already felt the pinch in the form of reduced team spending. A complete withdrawal from America’s premier racing series is expected to save more than $250 million between GM and Chrysler, a substantial amount considering the drastic measures being implemented elsewhere.

Tell em fuck themselves and declare bankruptcy, right now!

I think its an April Fool’s joke.

83 J.D.  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:29:00am

re: #52 firebreather

I hate that for ‘em.

Check out the banner here.

Oh, and this is good:

…Office workers looked down from upper-storey windows and waved cash at the demonstrators as the protest made its way down Old Broad Street.

The gesture was met with jeers and angry shouts from demonstrators. …

84 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:29:04am

re: #72 Ward Cleaver

Several years ago, a lady in a Mercedes-Benz was killed on Loop 820 in Fort Worth, when a driveshaft fell out of a dump truck (u-joint gave up), and went through her windshield.

Wow. Different issue altogether though. They did manage to get the driveshaft to go into the trunk of the car.

85 alegrias  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:29:16am

BUDGET news—low budget, small government budget that is:

Hottie House Republican from Wisconsin, Paul Ryan, says they are releasing an alternative budget plan today. Maybe with numbers for you number crunchers!

Proposing many reforms to crappy flabby programs. Tackle entitlements.

Go to
housebudgetcommitteerepublicans website he says.

This is not the 19 page document agenda released last week.

86 Perplexed  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:30:26am

re: #82 simonml

I think its an April Fool’s joke.

Sadly, it isn’t a joke.

87 itellu3times  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:30:46am

re: #15 Bubblehead II

Well on the way home last night, I lost the rear U-Joint on the drive shaft. Do you have any idea how much vibration a drive shaft makes just before it falls off?

I know what it’s like when the same thing happens to a 1981 Alfa Romeo, but fortunately it stays drivable. I took it to the dealer, he diagnosed it, and then asked, “um, do you want us to fix it?” Sì, per piacere.

88 albusteve  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:31:01am

re: #72 Ward Cleaver

Several years ago, a lady in a Mercedes-Benz was killed on Loop 820 in Fort Worth, when a driveshaft fell out of a dump truck (u-joint gave up), and went through her windshield.

that’s never happened to me…but at the drags many years ago I saw Farmer Arnie Beswick pop a front U joint and his whole rear end flew out from under his Tempest….wheels and axle and drive shaft bounced right over the wall and into the crowd with the driveshaft curled around the axel….unreal

89 Silhouette  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:31:16am

re: #75 kansas

OT, but are you shitting me?

The White House announced today that GM and Chrysler must cease participation in NASCAR at the end of the 2009 season if they hope to receive any additional financial aid from the government.

So the great non-“wasteful” plan of the government includes elimination of advertising?!

Because nothing is as wasteful and unlikely to stimulate business as advertising, I suppose.

/I’ve been trying to post like a LLL this morning in honor of April 1st, but I had to drop character for this one.

90 funky chicken  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:31:34am

re: #15 Bubblehead II

Dang! A Nirther thread and I need to go and get ready to recover my truck from the side of Hwy 93.

Some of you may remember when I signed off yesterday morning I snarked that I was going to jump into my gas guzzling, carbon spewing pickup truck and head to work?

Well on the way home last night, I lost the rear U-Joint on the drive shaft. Do you have any idea how much vibration a drive shaft makes just before it falls off?

Not to mention the noise it makes as it hits the pavement at 70 mph and then slams back up into the bottom of the truck.

/ Should have seen it coming. All the signs were there if I had just paid attention.

No offense AC

L8R

What signs are those, if you don’t mind my asking?

91 redc1c4  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:31:55am

re: #57 Honorary Yooper

Mythbusters did a show on this. IIRC, they did everything they could to hit the pothole just right, and never got much of an effect, much less flipping the car.

they’re the media…. you can’t believe them.

/white smoke

92 redc1c4  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:33:08am

re: #90 funky chicken

What signs are those, if you don’t mind my asking?

if they aren’t lubed, they will squeak…… and you will usually get a “thunk” when you put the vehicle in gear from the free play in the joint as it gets looser from the wear.

93 yma o hyd  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:33:23am

re: #78 Killgore Trout

I saw Bolton of Glenn Beck discussing the same stuff. I think he’s a nut.

I watched that video, which you kindly provided, and while I’ll refrain from saying what I think of Beck, John Bolton did definitely come over as a nut.
Believe you me - I was watching very keenly because of your previous comments and because I am always willing to question my assumptions.
But Bolton is no nut.
Sorry.

94 Perplexed  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:33:28am

re: #90 funky chicken

What signs are those, if you don’t mind my asking?

Strange noises coming from under your vehicle. Vibrations when in motion. Loud clunking noises when shifting gears.

95 simonml  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:33:45am

re: #86 Perplexed

Sadly, it isn’t a joke.

It says at the top of the article that its a joke.

[Link: www.caranddriver.com…]

96 kansas  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:33:49am

re: #79 Lincolntf

Check your calendar.

If it’s a joke I’m gonna feel better all day.

97 Bubblehead II  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:35:23am

re: #90 funky chicken

Drive shaft going *THUNK* when you put it into gear and increasing vibration as you pick up speed are the two main indications your U-Joints are giving up the ghost.

Like I said, I knew they were going, but just hate working on a vehicle in the cold

98 yma o hyd  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:36:01am

re: #93 yma o hyd

I watched that video, which you kindly provided, and while I’ll refrain from saying what I think of Beck, John Bolton did definitely come over as a nut.
Believe you me - I was watching very keenly because of your previous comments and because I am always willing to question my assumptions.
But Bolton is no nut.
Sorry.

PIMF - aarrgghh!
That should have been ‘John Bolton definitely did not come over as a nut.’

Thats what happens when one watches TV at the same time as typing :-(

99 CapeCoddah  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:36:57am

Great article. Dead on.

100 Perplexed  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:37:15am

re: #95 simonml

Willing to wait for 48 hrs. Heard about it yesterday and it wasn’t April 1.

101 Lincolntf  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:37:39am

re: #96 kansas

It has to be. Doesn’t it?
Hell, if Obama had waited until today for his bizarre power grab at GM, I would have thought that was a gag.
With this Administration, it’s increasingly hard to tell farce from fact.

102 Opinionated  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:37:45am

re: #78 Killgore Trout

I saw Bolton ………. I think he’s a nut.

That’s nuts.

103 Perplexed  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:39:17am

re: #101 Lincolntf

It has to be. Doesn’t it?
Hell, if Obama had waited until today for his bizarre power grab at GM, I would have thought that was a gag.
With this Administration, it’s increasingly hard to tell farce from fact.

They can hide a whole lot of crap under the guise of it being a farce and untrue, especially when the media suck up to him.

104 kansas  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:39:29am

re: #101 Lincolntf

It has to be. Doesn’t it?
Hell, if Obama had waited until today for his bizarre power grab at GM, I would have thought that was a gag.
With this Administration, it’s increasingly hard to tell farce from fact.

Well Asshole’s approval rating is still 60%.

105 MJ  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:40:16am

re: #77 Kenneth

Obama Team Tried to Stop Israel’s Gaza Offensive Before Inauguration

Seymour Hersh, as you know, is a conspiracist of the Left.
Every conspiracy this guy invents somehow has Jews in the mix.

106 jcm  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:41:34am

Workers arrested in Bellingham work-site raid freed

In an unusual move, a group of illegal immigrants arrested in a work-site raid at a Bellingham engine plant last month have been released from detention, without bond, and given permission to work legally, while a post-raid investigation continues.
107 Lincolntf  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:41:55am

re: #104 kansas

I think most people (who don’t live for politics, or even pay attention) would feel foolish judging Obama poorly this early in his Admin. That approval number (whether high or low) doesn’t mean much to me.

108 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:42:52am

re: #71 Killgore Trout

I haven’t taken a survey so I don’t know. If someone intends to implicate all of something they usually use the word “all”. To presume “all” when the words isn’t used is a fallacy.

I didn’t presume. I asked.

109 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:44:25am

re: #80 kansas

Uh, they have jobs?

I’m not buying that excuse for all protests since some can be held on Saturdays and Sundays.

110 joker23  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:47:11am
It is time for folks to stop being played by the Obama campaign

There’s a website that I frequently visit. When it comes to discussing anything not political, it is a wealth of information. When it comes to politics, it’s a complete left wing circle jerk. Say anything that doesn’t tow the party line and risk a ban.

Any time a story comes up about the birth certificate, they all giggle like school girls (apologies to school girls). The common theory over there is basically that Obama will not release his birth certificate specifically to make the conspiracy theorists look bad. They are all in awe if his “coolness” in ignoring the whole thing. While I don’t obsess over it, I still do wonder what the point is in not releasing it. Maybe they are right and he’s doing it to make them all look bad…

111 medaura18586  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:48:46am

I applaud the effort, though I’m not entirely sold on the motivation. This post clearly made it to FrontPage because David Horowitz is taking a stand against Obama Derangement Syndrome.

As Charles said, good for David! But please excuse my skepticism as I juxtapose a couple of excerpts, one from the piece linked at above, and the other from a Salon piece by the same Horowitz:

Exhibit # 1:

I have been watching an interesting phenomenon on the Right, which is beginning to cause me concern. I am referring to the over-the-top hysteria in response to the first months in office of our new president, which distinctly reminds me of the “Bush Is Hitler” crowd on the Left.

I have recently received commentaries that claim that “Obama’s speeches are unlike any political speech we have heard in American history” and “never has a politician in this land had such a quasi-religious impact on so many people” and “Obama is a narcissist,” which leads the author to then compare Obama to David Koresh, Charles Manson, Stalin and Saddam Hussein. Excuse me while I blow my nose.

Exhibit # 2:

The resulting intellectual environment has been described by literary critic Harold Bloom as “Stalinism without Stalin.” (“All of the traits of the Stalinists in the 1930s and 1940s are being repeated in the universities in the 1990s,” Bloom observed.) One faculty advisor to the College Republicans at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, Calif., put it another way in a letter to the Wall Street Journal: “Republican faculty members operate on a ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ basis to the best of our ability. At official faculty meetings, Democratic fund-raising requests, political buttons, bumper stickers and petitions are very publicly circulated, putting non-tenured faculty in a very difficult position.”

This situation is now being challenged in a suit brought against the University of California at Berkeley’s Graduate School of Journalism by Michael Savage, a top-rated — and outspokenly conservative — radio talk show host in the Bay Area. Savage also has a Ph.D., two master’s degrees and 18 published works to his credit. Last year, Savage applied for the dean’s job at the journalism school, which was advertised in the New York Times. Despite his qualifications, Savage says he was quickly informed by the chairman of the search committee, sociology professor Troy Duster, that he would not even be interviewed for the job. Duster happens to be an old acquaintance of mine, a Berkeley radical who, clearly, has not had significant second thoughts.

The candidate actually selected for the deanship was Orville Schell, another old radical friend.

Schell was what I used to call a Gucci Marxist; his chief credential for the Berkeley deanship seems to be that he has similar politics as Duster and the faculty powers who control journalism school appointments. Savage believes that the placement of the advertisement in the New York Times was little more than a sham to cover a decision already made to hire a political comrade for the position.

Savage decided to fight. He turned to the Individual Rights Foundation (a public interest law group I created) for help. The legal director of the IRF, Patrick Manshardt, filed suit against the University of California Regents and also against Duster — both as an individual and in his capacity as chairman of the journalism school’s search committee.

112 medaura18586  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:54:25am

re: #111 medaura18586

Horowitz is himself guilty of promoting the hysterical coloratura of right-wing rhetoric: e.g., Stalinism without Stalin, “don’t ask don’t tell” referring to Republicans in academia, Gucci Marxist, etc. He also openly associates himself with Pamela Geller, a central node of the Obama-craziness network. Geller introduced Horowitz at his event in the CPAC recently, and the two of them along with Robert Spencer were the only people involved in an event featuring Geert Wilders.

It’s easy to talk the talk without naming names, but for Horowitz to take such a stance without openly repudiating Geller, who originated the term “nirther” in the first place, is just rich.

113 alexknyc  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:55:29am

re: #106 jcm

Workers arrested in Bellingham work-site raid freed

How long do you figure this type of move will remain “unusual?”

114 phoenixgirl  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 8:56:28am

re: #98 yma o hyd

PIMF - aarrgghh!
That should have been ‘John Bolton definitely did not come over as a nut.’

Thats what happens when one watches TV at the same time as typing :-(

i listened to it, bolton is no nut.

115 [deleted]  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:01:28am
116 THX-42  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:02:39am

One doesn’t have to be a “nirther” to ask why it’s unreasonable to expect to see relevant documentation on the applicants for the most important job in this country. Before I hire even the lowliest stock clerk, I expect to see a complete and accurate resume, and particularly on those items that pertain to the specific requirements for the position. And furthermore, if that applicant is later found to have misrepresented any of that information, that is grounds for immediate dismissal. Why the sqeamishness in enforcing similar standards for the highest office in the land?

Furthermore, the pejorative term “nirther” is obviously intended to ridicule anyone who continues to request to see previously unprovided documentation by Obama. I’m not in the least intimidated by the intended peer pressure. The request is reasonable. The resolution is quite simple.

117 [deleted]  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:05:54am
118 medaura18586  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:06:32am

re: #111 medaura18586

Oh, and Horowitz endorsed, and helped fund and manage raving lunatic Michael Savage’s “anti-discrimination” lawsuit against a university that rightfully had no interest in hiring him as head of their journalism department.

119 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:09:27am

re: #116 THX-42

Furthermore, the pejorative term “nirther” is obviously intended to ridicule anyone who continues to request to see previously unprovided documentation by Obama.

True dat.

120 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:12:11am

re: #116 THX-42

I’m not in the least intimidated by the intended peer pressure. The request is reasonable. The resolution is quite simple.

Well, don’t let me stop you from continuing to waste your time with a loony conspiracy theory.

121 Achilles Tang  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:18:57am

re: #116 THX-42


Furthermore, the pejorative term “nirther” is obviously intended to ridicule anyone who continues to request to see previously unprovided documentation by Obama. I’m not in the least intimidated by the intended peer pressure. The request is reasonable. The resolution is quite simple.

The resolution is simple, true; but the problem you have is that you are incapable of understanding it.

122 Achilles Tang  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:23:17am

re: #115 Iron Fist


There is a lot of money backing the ANSWER/Peace hippy movement. I’d like to find out who it is. I don’t think that they have the best interests of the United States in mind.

No doubt there is money, but different causes have different types of people. Obviously that is true, but what I mean is that some causes require genuine sacrifice, some are just for fun by people who have nothing better to do.

123 THX-42  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:25:03am

re: #120 Charles

Well, don’t let me stop you from continuing to waste your time with a loony conspiracy theory.

Charles, the issue for me isn’t any conspiracy theory, it’s whether we as citizens have a right to expect that basic documentation about a candidate for President of the United States will be provided. In this case, whether it’s his birth certificate, his school grades, his writings, or anything else of significance, they haven’t been.

You apparently aren’t bothered by that. Some of us are. I’m curious as to why you feel it’s necessary to try to belittle those of us who disagree.

124 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:30:04am

re: #123 THX-42

I’m curious as to why you feel it’s necessary to try to belittle those of us who disagree.

Because this is crazy. The issue has been completely settled, over and over. My patience with this right-wing version of Trooferism is utterly exhausted.

125 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:34:00am

re: #106 jcm

Workers arrested in Bellingham work-site raid freed

The raid was done just to find any undocumented Democrat voters.

126 quickjustice  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:35:02am

Apart from the utter lack of any credible evidence to support this wacky conspiracy theory, it has absolutely no political traction at all. None. And with the economy in shambles, no sensible person who opposes Obama’s leftist policies will waste one second on this crap.

127 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:37:55am

re: #116 THX-42

The documentation HAS been released, by the State of Hawaii. But why let facts get in the way of your counter-productive conspiracy theory. I am sure if you dig deep enough it will finally be revealed that O was involved in the JFK/RFK/Lincoln/MLK assassinations as well as being an 8th dimension alien infiltrator.

128 nonic  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:42:49am

re: #123 THX-42

whether we as citizens have a right to expect that basic documentation about a candidate for President of the United States will be provided

Apparently (sorry, no links right here, right now) a fair number of states are legislating that candidates must provide all documentation to be eligible for the ballot — IN THE FUTURE. Obama is the first and will be the last to get away with his utterly arrogant dismissiveness of the voters’ simple, legitimate request.

129 THX-42  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:43:58am

re: #124 Charles

Because this is crazy. The issue has been completely settled, over and over. My patience with this right-wing version of Trooferism is utterly exhausted.

Charles, I regret that you’re jumping to the conclusion that anyone who questions the lack of provided documentation is automatically a right-winger or Troofer or conspiracy theorist. I happen to be an immigrant from a country that was taken over by communists. I am now a proud US citizen. The issue of confirmation that the leaders we select are who they say they are is not just a minor nicety to me and others like me. I believe that it is imperative that the protections defined by the founders of this country be followed if we are to remain free.

130 medaura18586  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:47:36am

re: #129 THX-42

Please just let it go! Don’t you have any more important points of contention regarding Obama’s presidency?

Enough is enough!

131 Achilles Tang  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:48:12am

re: #128 nonic

Apparently (sorry, no links right here, right now) a fair number of states are legislating that candidates must provide all documentation to be eligible for the ballot — IN THE FUTURE. Obama is the first and will be the last to get away with his utterly arrogant dismissiveness of the voters’ simple, legitimate request.


Instead of sounding like a total ass, why don’t you present your forensic evidence regarding why the evidence accepted by everyone but your kind is flawed?

If you can’t; go away.

132 nonic  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:54:45am

re: #131 Naso Tang

Instead of sounding like a total ass, why don’t you present your forensic evidence regarding why the evidence accepted by everyone but your kind is flawed?

If you can’t; go away.

Find where I said I don’t accept Obama’s qualification to be president. Not in what you quote and not anywhere else.

I said states are legislating to prevent this type of controversy in the future.

A fool calling me an “ass” is no insult. Except to himself.

133 Kenneth  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:55:49am

re: #116 THX-42

The resolution is quite simple.

On a similar note, the resolution to the “honest questions” posed by the 9-11 troofers is quite simple too. All we have to do is build two exact replicas of the Twin Towers and then video tape it while we crash planes into one pair of towers, while demolition the other pair of towers with a controlled demolition of pre-placed pyrotechnic explosives. Then compare the video tapes to the original 9-11 attacks. That should settle all doubts, right?

134 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 9:57:57am

re: #129 THX-42

Charles, I regret that you’re jumping to the conclusion that anyone who questions the lack of provided documentation is automatically a right-winger or Troofer or conspiracy theorist.

“Jumping to the conclusion.”

I love it.

Thousands and thousands of comments, dozens of posts, every single aspect argued over and over. The State of Hawaii certifies that they have the real thing in the file.

And you wonder why I compare it to Trutherism.

135 Bloodnok  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:01:03am

re: #129 THX-42

Charles, I regret that you’re jumping to the conclusion that anyone who questions the lack of provided documentation is automatically a right-winger or Troofer or conspiracy theorist. I happen to be an immigrant from a country that was taken over by communists. I am now a proud US citizen. The issue of confirmation that the leaders we select are who they say they are is not just a minor nicety to me and others like me. I believe that it is imperative that the protections defined by the founders of this country be followed if we are to remain free.

They have been followed, unless you think the elected government of Hawaii is lying.

136 quickjustice  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:05:37am

re: #133 Kenneth

Great idea, provided you agree to front the $12 billion or so it would cost for your little “experiment”! ;-)

137 Kenneth  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:11:21am

re: #136 quickjustice

No problem, what’s $12 billion these days?

But do you know what? It still would not convince the 9-11 Troofers. They would start up a “Recreation of the 9-11 Attacks” troofer movement. Paranoia is about paranoia.

138 Land Shark  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:13:20am

I’m one person who doesn’t believe there is anything to this birth certificate nonsense. I believe he was born in Hawaii. But as long as Obama refuses to release the original information like every other Presidential candidate has, it will continue to feed people looking desperately for a reason to get rid of him. I don’t know what reason he may have for not releasing this information because I can’t think of one (other than the obvious one put forth by the Nirthers which I don’t buy) , but as long as he doesn’t, this will not go away.

139 [deleted]  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:15:49am
140 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:18:13am

People who never comment, but feel free to come into LGF and issue ratings supporting Nirther crap, are now being blocked.

141 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:21:42am

re: #129 THX-42

So are you seriously stating that the State of Hawaii is actively participating in a conspiracy against the citizens and government of the United States? Hawaii has already certified what they released is what is in the state archives, and are one of the only two entities that are legally authorized to release the document in question.

But why do I bother trying to explain something to you since you won’t believe ANY evidence that is even tangentially contradictory to your belief system.

142 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:22:04am

re: #140 Charles

People who never comment, but feel free to come into LGF and issue ratings supporting Nirther crap, are now being blocked.

THANK YOU! :)

143 Land Shark  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:22:49am

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

You make a good point, and that’s a possible reason he doesn’t release it. But most conservatives don’t seem to be Nirthers. I don’t think you’re gonna see a rising tide of conservatives buying into the birth certificate thing though, it always seems to be same little group of people. If anything, I’m seeing fewer conservatives buying into it, if what I see in the conservative media is any indication. The conservative criticism of Obama is focused for the most part on his policies and spending, not the birth certificate thing.

144 Kenneth  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:23:19am

re: #140 Charles

People who never comment, but feel free to come into LGF and issue ratings supporting Nirther crap, are now being blocked.

I guess that means you “Kroshka”.

145 nonic  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:24:54am

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey


Which is precisely why he isn’t doing it; his opposition looks increasingly unhinged without his having to lift a finger. Why fight your enemies when they are defeating themselves?

I agree. It’s the old divide-and-conquer ploy, and I’ll bet it comes from Rahm Emannuel.

This whole controversy seems to have lost its connection to the basic issue. One side argues that Obama should be forthcoming with his documentation – just as any jobseeker or license applicant would be required to be. Just as future candidates will be required to be. The other side argues that to want to see basic qualifying documents makes the requester a “conspiracist” and a “nut case.” How do you bridge that kind of disconnect? Both sides play into the hands of the Dems.

It reminds me of the Clinton-Lewinsky flap. One side was saying that the man sworn to uphold the Constitution LIED UNDER OATH, and on a topic so piddling that it made one wonder (worry) what he would do if pressed about some really important issue. The other side was saying, oh, it’s only sex, it doesn’t count. But it was never about the sex – it was about the PERJURY and the concept of no man above the law. And you still can’t get people to understand that distinction.

146 Bloodnok  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:25:02am

Frankly I have a hard time believing that (and I’m sorry for even indulging this thought) if the official Certificate was made available for public viewing that Nirthers would scan it, study it, and then conclude: “Well, it seems everything is in order here. Carry on, Obama”.

There is no action that will satisfy these kooks because there is no answer they want other than his removal from office. They may say it is to preserve liberty or somesuch, but they are only looking for a golden ticket (Obama’s removal from office) in a closed candy store.

147 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:25:13am

re: #110 joker23

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

Not releasing the document is one of the most brilliant dirty politics tricks of all time.

148 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:27:56am

re: #147 FurryOldGuyJeans

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

Not releasing the document is one of the most brilliant dirty politics tricks of all time.

*PIMF* Obama not releasing the document….the sovereign State of Hawaii has already done so.

I hate it when I get distracted and don’t finish what I had intended in typing. :%P%

149 nonic  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:33:00am

re: #143 Land Shark

If anything, I’m seeing fewer conservatives buying into it, if what I see in the conservative media is any indication. The conservative criticism of Obama is focused for the most part on his policies and spending, not the birth certificate thing.

I think that’s because it’s a dead issue. Whatever the facts, it happened. It’s done. The loophole is being closed for future candidates.

At this point, it doesn’t matter if he was born on Mars. And in reality it didn’t matter before the election either, because then the only thing that was important then was electing the “first African American president.” Policies, character, experience, qualifications — all meant nothing in an election about color and charisma.

150 [deleted]  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:33:04am
151 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:33:10am

re: #145 nonic

The other side argues that to want to see basic qualifying documents makes the requester a “conspiracist” and a “nut case.”

Nonsense. “Wanting to see basic qualifying documents” does not make people nut cases — refusing to accept that the documents have been verified by multiple sources DOES.

152 Lee Coller  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:36:51am

re: #123 THX-42

Charles, the issue for me isn’t any conspiracy theory, it’s whether we as citizens have a right to expect that basic documentation about a candidate for President of the United States will be provided. In this case, whether it’s his birth certificate, his school grades, his writings, or anything else of significance, they haven’t been.

You apparently aren’t bothered by that. Some of us are. I’m curious as to why you feel it’s necessary to try to belittle those of us who disagree.

Have you ever demanded such documentation for any other candidate for President?

Didn’t think so.

153 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:40:12am

re: #152 Lee Coller

Have you ever demanded such documentation for any other candidate for President?

Didn’t think so.

But all the other candidates were so obviously citizens, so no need to ask.

/ nirther statement

154 Bubbaman  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:42:25am

Oy, why do we pay so much attention to the Troofers, Nirthers, and other conspiracists? Enough already. Our country is being dissembled by a runaway locomotive filled with incompetent Socialists, and we’re focusing on a bunch of knuckleheads? We need to pass out some Prozac to these folks and rally the troops against the real threat; Pelosi and Obama.

155 nonic  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:43:56am

Another one of these phony controversies that drives me nuts personally is the claim now (I saw it again just today) that the Pope said “condoms cause AIDS.”

Good grief. No, he didn’t. He said, in effect, condoms alone will not solve the problem in any culture where people do not respect sex, their partners, or even their own bodies.

[Link: www.catholicnewsagency.com…]

“I would say that this problem of AIDS cannot be overcome with advertising slogans. If the soul is lacking, if Africans do not help one another, the scourge cannot be resolved by distributing condoms; quite the contrary, we risk worsening the problem. The solution can only come through a twofold commitment: firstly, the humanization of sexuality, in other words a spiritual and human renewal bringing a new way of behaving towards one another; and secondly, true friendship, above all with those who are suffering, a readiness - even through personal sacrifice - to be present with those who suffer. And these are the factors that help and bring visible progress.

“Therefore, I would say that our double effort is to renew the human person internally, to give spiritual and human strength to a way of behaving that is just towards our own body and the other person’s body; and this capacity of suffering with those who suffer, to remain present in trying situations.

156 paint-right  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:45:24am

re: #145 nonic

Maybe this is a good time too comment re this issue and the conservatives who make fools of themselves going after non starter issues like the niirth certificate and all the demonizing of Obama.

BAck in the Clinton days, I remember being apalled at the accusations against a sitting president - the Paula Jones lawsuit etc - that I felt were destructive of the dignity of the office, which I think usually supercedes the man holding the office. Because of the Jones accusations, the Lewinsky scandal was revealed but might never have been. What ultimately was the result of all that except for a huge embarassment to the nation… just wink wink, nudge nudge all around the world and having to explain to your sixth graders what the president did … he held on to the office and actually landed on his feet. And we may yet have the missus in the White House.

Same with the present “the sky is falling” hysteria about Obama. His policies and behavior are always subject to scrutiny and comment and criticism, but to demonize him as the antichrist is to invite only ridicule.

157 NY Nana  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:46:07am

I have to admit that I held onto the dream that The One would prove to not be a US citizen, so that he could not run. It took me awhile, but I now know that alas, he was born in Hawaii. I do not doubt that anymore.

But as The Leader of our country? He seems to have been brainwashed back in the USSR, and is proving to be even worse and more dangerous than I ever anticipated.

158 NY Nana  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:48:49am

re: #152 Lee Coller

A lot of people were trying to ‘prove’ that Sen. McCain was not a US citizen, as he was born in the Panama Canal Zone….to a Dad who was in the US Navy, and stationed there. Both McCain’s parents were US born, as was he.

159 axegrinder  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 10:55:50am

re: #152 Lee Coller

Have you ever demanded such documentation for any other candidate for President?

Didn’t think so.

I vaguely remember some kerfuffle over Hillary’s collage thesis. Something about it supporting communism or something similar(like this would be surprising). There was a minor brouhaha to have the school release it(apparently it’s on file somewhere) but it quickly went away. This birth certificate thing just keeps hanging on. Good fodder for the talk shows I guess.

160 nonic  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:01:02am

re: #156 paint-right

I agree with you. The problem is twofold, as I see it. First we have all this information at our fingertips. So many sources, so many speakers. So people find out things, even if sometimes they are misguided or even untrue. And then we have that bunch of whores in Washington (the Congress) who will exploit anything and anyone for another minute in front of the cameras and microphones, let alone a few votes. The AIG bonus hysteria and the 90% punitive taxation is an example.

Not to mention the media personalities who get rich off feeding the beast.

161 nonic  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:04:43am

re: #157 NY Nana

I have a dream, too, Nana.

No, I shouldn’t say it that way, because that may invite some federal thug to knock on my door.

I have this….. thought, occasionally. That maybe Obama will indeed make history by being the first president to be impeached for treason.

And, hey, who knows? It could happen.

162 NY Nana  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:07:41am

re: #159 axegrinder

She was, just as Hussein is, a member of the Saul Alinsky cult, and Shrillary’s thesis was ordered to be kept secret by the Clinton White House, as it was that damning. Here is the info.

It was hardly a minor kerfuffle.

163 NY Nana  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:11:15am

re: #161 nonic

We have the very same dream, and yes, at the rate The One is going? It may very well happen, but we must expand our dream: ‘Plugs’ Biden, Nancy Pelousy™ and Harry Reid must also be caught in something that would cause their asses to be kicked out at the same time as The One.

I have not yet given up my dream at the rate they are going.

164 Lee Coller  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:19:37am

re: #163 NY Nana

We have the very same dream, and yes, at the rate The One is going? It may very well happen, but we must expand our dream: ‘Plugs’ Biden, Nancy Pelousy™ and Harry Reid must also be caught in something that would cause their asses to be kicked out at the same time as The One.

I have not yet given up my dream at the rate they are going.

I think you mean Robert Byrd (senator pro-tem). Harry Reid is not in the line of succession.

165 Lee Coller  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:19:57am

That should be “senate president pro-tem”

166 Simply Me  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:23:30am

Hi Charles,

While I accept that our President was born in Hawaii, I do wonder what citizenship he claimed when he applied to Occidental and when he transferred to Columbia. It does seem possible to me that he listed himself as Kenyan or Indonesian. Do you also classify people who wonder about that as Nirthers?

167 nonic  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:25:34am

re: #163 NY Nana

You know I’m still using your kugel recipe! :-)

Probably our paths won’t cross again soon, so I’ll say now, I wish a most peaceful and blessed Passover to you and yours.

168 Lee Coller  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:25:40am

re: #166 Simply Me

Hi Charles,

While I accept that our President was born in Hawaii, I do wonder what citizenship he claimed when he applied to Occidental and when he transferred to Columbia. It does seem possible to me that he listed himself as Kenyan or Indonesian. Do you also classify people who wonder about that as Nirthers?

There is absolutely no evidence of this. This is typical conspiracy stuff, make up something out of the blue, than ask people to prove it is false.

169 paint-right  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 11:39:20am

re: #160 nonic
and I agree with you

170 Wishing  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:02:48pm
171 Emerald  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:15:15pm

re: #166 Simply Me

Hi Charles,

While I accept that our President was born in Hawaii, I do wonder what citizenship he claimed when he applied to Occidental and when he transferred to Columbia. It does seem possible to me that he listed himself as Kenyan or Indonesian. Do you also classify people who wonder about that as Nirthers?


Well, first off, if you agree he was born in Hawaii, the rest of your statement is meaningless. He could have claimed he descended from Heaven, was a high priestess from the ancient city of Mu or a purple alien from Mars. What he claims doesn’t change the fact he was born in Hawaii and is a natural citizen of the US. End of story.

Secondly, how do you propose to prove or disprove your allegations? You’re the one making the claims; you have to provide the proof. It’s not the job of others to provide you evidence that counters something you’re claiming as a possibility.

172 Simply Me  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:31:25pm

Of course, if his college records were to be released, they might include his SAT scores. Maybe my interest in this nationality issue is just a ruse for getting the SAT scores, since we have no legitimate right to see the SAT scores.

173 hazzyday  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:32:06pm

Rogering a thread could just as easily be nirthering a thread. LGF threads are mainly for reasonable people. Nirthism as it exists is for unreasonable people.

I agree that Obama is not transparent like a normal person and probably has an unreasonable past. Someone just has to do a clear records gap analysis on him and compare it to other politicians. no time here. I’m waiting for disgruntled Obama minions to start to put leaks into the ship.

It seems like focusing on an accurate media would be more effective then nirthing around. As long as you don’t get nifonged.

174 Hawaii69  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:35:04pm

re: #166 Simply Me

Even if both Kenya and Indonesia viewed Obama
as their own citizens, it would have no
effect on his U.S. citizenship.

Much has been made of the claim that Indonesia “did not
allow duel citizenship”. Again, the U.S. government does not care what Indonesia allows. In its eyes, a person born in the U.S. is a citizen. This is the case even if he held a passport from Indonesia.

The only way to give up U.S. citizenship is to renounce
it. A 10 year old boy does not have the legal authority to renounce anything.

175 Hawaii69  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:40:30pm

re: #52 firebreather


Yeah, that’s really delicious.

What this country needs is lots and lots
of people who are out of work.

…oh…and petty people who generalize
and take pleasure in it.

176 Simply Me  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:41:08pm

re: #174 Hawaii69

See my #172. I’m not a Nirther, just a “Nosy Parker”

177 Simply Me  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:43:48pm

re: #174 Hawaii69

P.S. While it might not affect his citizenship, it would have an impact on people’s understanding of his loyalty to the country.

178 cowbellallen  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 12:53:18pm

I’m definitely not a nirther, but I don’t get how a birth announcement in a newspaper is proof. I just visited the Dallas Morning News and you can place an announcement in there for a fee.
Buy an announcement

Also, I laughed at ‘Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama’…. amusing.

179 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 1:01:43pm

re: #178 cowbellallen

I’m definitely not a nirther, but I don’t get how a birth announcement in a newspaper is proof. I just visited the Dallas Morning News and you can place an announcement in there for a fee.
Buy an announcement

Also, I laughed at ‘Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama’…. amusing.

So you think the birth announcements were planted in both major Hawaii papers in 1961, as part of a plot that would only come to fruition 47 years later?

Or maybe there’s time travel involved? Come to think of it, that WOULD explain a lot …

180 Charles Johnson  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 1:02:18pm

The torture never stops.

181 Simply Me  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 1:17:35pm

re: #178 cowbellallen

The article in Front Page linked to in this post includes this:
In addition to the birth certificate, the August 13, 1961 Honolulu Advertiser also carries an announcement of Obama’s birth. The Honolulu Star-Bulletin also carries the same announcement. Both papers printed an identical list of birth announcements supplied to them by the Hawaii State Department of Health.

So because the the birth announcements in the Hawaii newspapers were supplied by the Hawaii State Department of Health rather than paid announcements that you cite, they are a form of proof in this case.

182 Simply Me  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 1:19:31pm

Charles,
Am I correct in surmising that you have never had children?

183 Zimriel  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 1:21:23pm

Hooray for FrontPage! I was worried about them; they were linking to nirthers earlier this year.

Now if they could just quit plugging Spencer and other fascist apologists, they’ll be back where they were…

184 Zimriel  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 1:24:48pm

re: #154 Bubbaman

Oy, why do we pay so much attention to the Troofers, Nirthers, and other conspiracists? Enough already. Our country is being dissembled by a runaway locomotive filled with incompetent Socialists, and we’re focusing on a bunch of knuckleheads? We need to pass out some Prozac to these folks and rally the troops against the real threat; Pelosi and Obama.

We pay so much attention because various blogs, opinionators, and newspapers “on our side” are spreading this crap; and making us look like psychotics.

185 cowbellallen  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 1:55:17pm

re: #179 Charles

So you think the birth announcements were planted in both major Hawaii papers in 1961, as part of a plot that would only come to fruition 47 years later?

Or maybe there’s time travel involved? Come to think of it, that WOULD explain a lot …

Haha, no. I don’t think there is any reason to doubt that he was born in Hawaii, I’m only pointing out that a birth announcement isn’t legitimate proof.

The only thing I’m concerned about is that there is nobody enforcing the Constitutional requirement that someone be a natural born citizen. There’s nobody stopping Arnold Schwarzenegger from running for POTUS.

186 medaura18586  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 2:00:53pm

re: #183 Zimriel

Hooray for FrontPage! I was worried about them; they were linking to nirthers earlier this year.

Now if they could just quit plugging Spencer and other fascist apologists, they’ll be back where they were…

I think they’re merely playing both sides, like Spencer tried to do until the unsustainable middle ground crumbled under his feet. But until they jump the shark entirely, if they do, that is, I’ll applaud them where it matters.

187 Daisy22  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 3:42:38pm

re: #8 Ward Cleaver

Tea party kooks ? What in the world….

What are YOU doing to stop this O train ?

How very clever of you to mock people who feel powerless to what has occured in ONLY 70 days…

You are just so very cool…

188 freedombilly  Wed, Apr 1, 2009 6:36:11pm

Imagine if all the Nirthers put their energies into something productive, both politically and otherwise.

The world would be a better place.

189 BethesdaDog  Thu, Apr 2, 2009 1:13:41am

Damn…the whole time I thought Sun Yat Sen was really born in Hawaii. Don’t that beat all!

It still didn’t say where he was really born.

190 Wrycoder  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 11:23:15am

The doc that Hawaii released isn’t a birth certificate. It only certifies that they have one on file. If you’ve viewed it, you’ll know that it doesn’t state place of birth. If you’ve viewed an actual birth certificate from the ’60s, you’ll realize they are entirely different from the doc posted by Hawaii.

The actual certificate on file will certify hospital and doctor, if the infant is born in Hawaii. It is not necessary to have been born in Hawaii to have a birth certificate on file there. Your Hawaiian parent may have been travelling.

The state officials have never confirmed that he was born in Hawaii, only that they have verified that there is a birth certificate on file.

The announcement in the newspaper is just that - if you’ve read it, you will know it doesn’t say anything about place of birth. It would be perfectly reasonable for Ms. Obama to place such an announcement no matter where the child was born. Doing so is common.

Everyone here seems to think this is a fully proven and settled issue. I can’t understand why they believe that, given the known facts.

I don’t subscribe to the notion that concealing the birth certificate is a clever diversionary ruse. There is another reason for expending the effort and cost, IMHO.

But the issue is probably moot, since the courts don’t want to touch it.

191 dave aaa  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:00:42pm

The doc that Hawaii released isn’t a birth certificate.

Technically, that may be correct, but then no one has their actual birth certificate. All anyone ever gets is a certified copy or abstract of the vault copy certificate that the state keeps on permanent file. The document Obama has shown is the document the State of Hawaii currently issues when one requests a copy of one’s birth certificate. It meets all the requirements for a valid birth certificate and is acceptable proof of place and dae of birth for neary all US government purposes, including getting as US passport.

It is not necessary to have been born in Hawaii to have a birth certificate on file there.

The vault copy birth certificate will list place of birth as being the actual place of birth. If a person was born in Mombasa, Kenya, it will say that, not Honolulu, Hawaii.

192 Dave AAA  Fri, Apr 3, 2009 7:09:01pm

re: #179 Charles

So you think the birth announcements were planted in both major Hawaii papers in 1961, as part of a plot that would only come to fruition 47 years later?


To be fair, the announcements do not say he was born in Hawaii. If he were born overseas, his mother’s parents might well have paid to have it announced in her local paper.

That no one has proof to the contrary and that Obama has shown a birth certificate that shows he was born in Hawaii is far better proof that he is a Natural Born Citizen.

193 Wrycoder  Sat, Apr 4, 2009 12:20:46am

I don’t want to descend to arguing. However:

I was with you up to your last sentence: the cert that has been displayed doesn’t show birth location. Because of a technicality, Ms. Obama had to be on US soil during birth for Mr. Obama to be a natural born citizen. There is no question that he is a citizen. The question is whether he is ‘natural born’ under the law at that time, as required by the Constitution.

194 Wrycoder  Sat, Apr 4, 2009 12:26:35am

FWIW, a Hawaiian birth certificate looks something like this:

Image: hawaii-birth-certificate-1963.jpg

195 Dave AAA  Sat, Apr 4, 2009 11:30:13am

That’s what the long form Hawaii birth certificate looks like. They don’t seem to give those out any more. The short form is the one normally issued now and it is a valid, US State Department approved, birth certificate that does show place and date of birth.

196 Dave AAA  Sat, Apr 4, 2009 11:35:19am

Here’s the short form, just in case you haven’t seen it.

[Link: tinyurl.com…]

Do note the parts that say:

“CITY,TOWN OR LOCATION OF BIRTH”,
“ISLAND OF BIRTH” and
“COUNTY OF BIRTH”.


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