UN Springs Into Action, Does Nothing

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Susan Rice, our ambassador to the UN, says the most appropriate response to North Korea’s missile launch is to appeal to the UN Security Council.

Good luck with that: UN Security Council Adjourns Without Response to North Korea Rocket Launch.

The U.N. Security Council met in emergency session on Sunday afternoon to discuss concerns over North Korea’s launch of a long-range rocket. But the closed-door consultations did not produce a clear and unified response.

Diplomats say the council was unified in its deep concern over the launch, but that it could not immediately agree what form its response should take.

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102 comments

Sharmuta Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:25:36pm

The UN is worthless.

DEZes Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:25:45pm

Hey can top the UN.
I will do twice as much!

Killian Bundy Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:26:07pm

Diplomats say the council was unified in its deep concern over the launch, but that it could not immediately agree what form its response should take.

/this will make TOTUS very sad

Lee Coller Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:26:36pm

What! Not even a strongly worded letter?

zombie Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:27:09pm

re: #1 Sharmuta

The UN is worthless.

I wouldn't go that far.

The U.N. is detrimental. "Worthless" is granting them way too much credit.

[deleted] Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:27:12pm

Opinionated Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:27:17pm

The World loves Obama!

And he fails miserably in just seconds.

Aviator Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:27:40pm

I just wish congress would do as little with Obama's requests.

Last Mohican Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:28:19pm

Susan Rice, our ambassador to the UN, says the most appropriate response to North Korea’s missile launch is to appeal to the UN Security Council.

At home, when her kids misbehave, she believes the most appropriate response is to appeal to the doorknob.

Her approach is about as effective at home as it is at the UN.

Killian Bundy Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:28:29pm

The U.N. Security Council met in emergency session on Sunday afternoon to discuss concerns over North Korea’s launch of a long-range rocket. But the closed-door consultations did not produce a clear and unified response.

/did Rice try pouting?

DEZes Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:28:48pm

re: #2 DEZes

Hey, I can top the UN.
I will do twice as much!

PIMF.

zombie Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:28:58pm

The U.N. is neither clenching nor unclenching its fist.

Instead, it's sitting in the corner playing "Here's the church, and here's the steeple; look inside and see all the people!" while is rocks back and forth and drools.

brookly red Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:29:06pm

The UN, & the NYT are on my top 10 list of things in NYC that have got to go... please feel free to fill in the other 8...

gregg Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:29:26pm

I've figured out how Obama plans to achieve a nuclear free world. Countries like North Korea, Iran and Russia will launch their nuclear weapons at the U.S. and Europe and the end result is no remaining nukes.

screaming_eagle Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:29:54pm

They didn't even send a letter?

zombie Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:30:03pm

while is rocks back and forth = while it rocks back and forth

PIMF

jdog29 Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:30:12pm

America's enemies are licking their chops.

Gella Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:30:47pm

what happen to UN? they didn't know anything about North Korea before today?

little boomer Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:30:51pm

Security Council-funny, I don't feel very secure.

pink freud Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:30:52pm

re: #13 brookly red

The UN, & the NYT are on my top 10 list of things in NYC that have got to go... please feel free to fill in the other 8...

Chuckie Schumer.

Killian Bundy Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:30:59pm

re: #17 jdog29

America's enemies are licking their chops.

/when they can stop laughing

DEZes Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:31:23pm

re: #17 jdog29

America's enemies are licking their chops.

Their locking and loading as well.

Joan Not of Arc Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:31:38pm

It's good to know that North Korea can blackmail people every year.
Nice use of the stones there, UN and Mr. Obama.
If North Korea was so inclined- and I believe they are- it could shell Seoul (if the US disappears literally or morally). What will the grand UN do then? Head back to Busan? Nice. Really.

sattv4u2 Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:31:39pm

UN Springs Into Action, Does Nothing

Then goes to lunch at Tavern On The Green at the expense of the UN (read USA)

brookly red Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:31:41pm

re: #20 pink freud

Chuckie Schumer.

check.

Last Mohican Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:32:15pm

re: #15 screaming_eagle

They didn't even send a letter?

No, that might have increased tensions. From the article:

Chinese Ambassador, Zhang Yesui said "Our position is that all countries concerned should show restraint and refrain from taking actions that might lead to increased tensions."

Gella Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:32:16pm

perfect quote
If the heads of state had chosen a “Mr. Congeniality,” Obama would have won in a cakewalk.
[Link: foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com...]

Spare O'Lake Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:00pm

But the international MSM simply adores him.

jones Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:15pm

How many billion do we waste on this a year?

freedombilly Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:23pm

That is one of Charles' best headlines ever.

Last Mohican Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:36pm

I have an idea. Maybe we can convince the UN that North Korea is secretly run by Jews.

[deleted] Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:39pm

Gella Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:40pm

re: #28 Spare O'Lake

But the international MSM simply adores him.

its MSM, is there anything to expect from them?

jcm Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:45pm

Hey! They proposed a embargo on luxury goods.

That would have show 'em a thing or two!

Sharmuta Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:54pm

My boss got a parking ticket yesterday. I told him it was too bad he wasn't a UN diplomat, and he asked me what I meant. It's surprising how many folks don't realize what a sham the UN is.

1 down, countless millions to go.

Opinionated Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:33:57pm

re: #17 jdog29

America's enemies are licking their chops.

When they look at Obama they imagine that they can at will eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

pink freud Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:34:01pm

re: #25 brookly red

$10.00 a pack cigarettes.

Caroline Kennedy.

reine.de.tout Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:34:18pm

Diplomats say the council was unified in its deep concern over the launch, but that it could not immediately agree what form its response should take.

Good grief!

If it wasn't so sad that this expensive group of people can't figure out what to do, that statement would be hilariously funny.

razorbacker Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:34:42pm

Not even so much as a strongly worded letter?

Tsk.

Oh well, we'll always have Paris.

Gella Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:35:13pm

btw US owes UN a lot of money

Spare O'Lake Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:35:33pm

re: #31 Last Mohican

I have an idea. Maybe we can convince the UN that North Korea is secretly run by Jews.

Bin Ya Min

zombie Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:35:33pm

Meanwhile, over at Vanity Fair, Henry Rollins is on a roll:

"I have been reading material at conservative sites and the content contributors can’t seem to get over the fact that Britain is in love with president Obama and his wife, Michelle. There are stupid cartoons of Ms. Obama wanting to “fist bump” with Queen Elizabeth, assorted whining about the fuss P.M. Gordon Brown made over the president and the first lady. I think it really gets to these frustrated sub-literates that millions of people all over the world love Barack Obama. They remember clearly the last several years when their born-again Texan went abroad and how well all that went. Perhaps some of these mouth-breathers are reading this screed now. Hey, knuckle-dragger! Isn’t it a downer that president Obama will be received exceedingly well all over the world and perhaps help the entire planet become a more peaceful and prosperous sphere?"

Remember the days when Vanity Fair was a respectable publication?

Racer X Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:35:45pm

Iowahawk

One Afternoon In a Secret Corner of the Internet

Private chat room. LMAO!

The Other Les Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:35:50pm

re: #39 razorbacker

Not even so much as a strongly worded letter?

Tsk.

Oh well, we'll always have Paris.

It's not like Jim Morrison is actually buried there.

/////!

brookly red Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:35:57pm

re: #40 Gella

btw US owes UN a lot of money

F'em

Opinionated Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:36:09pm

Diplomats say the council was unified in its deep concern over the launch, but that it could not immediately agree what form its response should take.

They'll meet again tomorrow and agree to condemn Israel.

GoIllini Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:36:12pm

Chinese Ambassador, Zhang Yesui said "Our position is that all countries concerned should show restraint and refrain from taking actions that might lead to increased tensions."

Oh no! Not increased tensions! Heck with that, I say, "Get the comfy chair!"

Who Watches the Watchmen? Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:36:16pm

re: #40 Gella

btw US owes UN a lot of money

We'll deduct it from the parking fines they owe us.

[deleted] Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:36:16pm

jdog29 Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:37:11pm

Not doing anything is doing a lot.
They didn't condemn the action.
They didn't start the process for add'tl sanctions.

Quick, somebody send over a teleprompter or something. Shouldn't we be reaching out to these guys, you know the moderate North Koreans.

Now if you e.mail that technology over to Iran we're gonna put you double secret probation.

Bloodnok Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:37:36pm

I'm sure China was fair and impartial in their assessment.
/

screaming_eagle Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:37:38pm

re: #40 Gella

btw US owes UN a lot of money

btw, the UN needs to get the fuck out of NY

Gella Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:38:31pm

re: #48 Who Watches the Watchmen?

We'll deduct it from the parking fines they owe us.

and food bill

Spare O'Lake Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:38:40pm

Ne Tan Ya Hu

[deleted] Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:38:41pm

David Simon Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:38:58pm

So let's see: North Korea developed one or two nukes under Clinton, but abandoned their nuclear program after that due to the deft negotiating skills of Albright and the rest of the Clinton team. It was the galling lack of diplomacy under the Bush adminstration that caused them to restart the program and proliferate.

What's the narrative now, leftists?

burntjohn Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:39:07pm

The sound of crickets chirping might be the best response the UN could give the world.
How confident would anybody feel about them encouraging a military action?

Henchman Ghazi-808 Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:39:30pm

re: #42 zombie

Wow. I remember the days when I respected Henry Rollins. Pretty much when he was on stage, but not as a writer.

TedStriker Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:39:43pm

re: #42 zombie

Meanwhile, over at Vanity Fair, Henry Rollins is on a roll:

"I have been reading material at conservative sites and the content contributors can’t seem to get over the fact that Britain is in love with president Obama and his wife, Michelle. There are stupid cartoons of Ms. Obama wanting to “fist bump” with Queen Elizabeth, assorted whining about the fuss P.M. Gordon Brown made over the president and the first lady. I think it really gets to these frustrated sub-literates that millions of people all over the world love Barack Obama. They remember clearly the last several years when their born-again Texan went abroad and how well all that went. Perhaps some of these mouth-breathers are reading this screed now. Hey, knuckle-dragger! Isn’t it a downer that president Obama will be received exceedingly well all over the world and perhaps help the entire planet become a more peaceful and prosperous sphere?"

Remember the days when Vanity Fair was a respectable publication?

F**k Henry Rollins...

Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:40:05pm

We need a League of Democracies. The United Nations is in the toilet, clogging it even.

[deleted] Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:41:03pm

Spare O'Lake Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:41:31pm

re: #60 Slumbering Behemoth

We need a League of Democracies. The United Nations is in the toilet, clogging it even.

A League of Our Own

mfarmer1 Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:41:57pm

re: #43 Racer X

Iowahawk

Private chat room. LMAO!

ERIC ALTERMAN: I french kissed Rachel Goldman at Trotsky youth camp in 6th grade

HAHAHA! Iowahawk rules.

sneezey Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:42:24pm

I miss John Bolton.

Kosh's Shadow Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:42:26pm

re: #40 Gella

btw US owes UN a lot of money

For what we get from it, why do we pay them anything?

Kosh's Shadow Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:43:28pm

re: #64 sneezey

I miss John Bolton.

Multiple updings.
Boy, Rudy as Prez, and Bolton as SecState.
A dream administration, instead of the nightmare we have now.

Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:45:22pm

re: #62 Spare O'Lake

THERE'S NO CRYING IN INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS!

/is that the film?

David Simon Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:47:23pm

re: #42 zombie

From your link:

Isn’t it a downer that president Obama will be received exceedingly well all over the world and perhaps help the entire planet become a more peaceful and prosperous sphere? I know, gets in the way of all the disaster you had planned.

Something tells me he cackles incessantly at religious conservatives without the slightest hint of irony.

barry the baptist Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:47:27pm

US out of UN.

UN out of US.

Jim in Virginia Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:47:32pm

I haven’t seen any news since this morning but I’m sure that in this new era of HopenChange that the UN Security Council voted unanimously to impose strict and effective economic sanctions on North Korea; that Lil Kim responded to Lord Obama’s concerns by agreeing to halt his weapons program and allow unlimited inspections; and that the UN Blue Helmets have already arrived in Pyongyang to check out the nuclear program and comfort the starving children. Especially to comfort the children.
Funny, Charles is usually more on top of the news than this.
////

jordash1212 Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:51:17pm

Surprise!

The Other Les Sun, Apr 5, 2009 5:56:56pm

re: #42 zombie

Well Vanity Fair was never really on my reading list. And I will admit that English was not my favorite subject in high school. But I can say that I've more published articles on legal and moral issues in print (in an obscure political publication under a pseudonym) than Die Grosse Null even bothered to contribute while he was president of the Harvard Law Review.

So in my case the name-calling engaged in by Rollins has no basis in reality. Furthermore I actually read, on my own initiative, actual military and political history, not the fantasies of frustrated Marxists with delusions of mental and moral superiority.

I recognize as a fact of reality that as long as someone wishes to impose his will on another, or take something from another person by force, there will be violence. And as long as there are groups or nations that seek to impose their will on other groups or nations by force, there will be wars.

If Die Grosse Null were to actually carry out the policies that he advocates the result would not be peace, love, and happy chocolates on a national or worldwide scale, but more violence. With the possibility of Second Civil War or a Third World War.

Henry Rollins belief in his own mental and moral superiority is simply an illusion. Unfortunately it is an illusion that does not require the misuse of drugs to create.

[deleted] Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:00:46pm

jaunte Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:01:57pm

re: #42 zombie

"millions of people all over the world love Barack Obama"

Henry Rollins and the other people who think this is a) true, or b) significant in international relations, are simply wrong. Obamaluv™ is as useful as Linus' blanket.

The Other Les Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:02:00pm

re: #68 David Simon

From your link:

Something tells me he cackles incessantly at religious conservatives without the slightest hint of irony.

One of the things Rand wrote into Atlas Shrugged was the habit of the bad guys treating adulation as value. As if applause was a substitute for an argument.

So what if some other people love The Zero? Reality is still real, and facts are still facts. No amount of love and applause is going to change that.

The Other Les Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:02:46pm

re: #74 jaunte

Henry Rollins and the other people who think this is a) true, or b) significant in international relations, are simply wrong. Obamaluv™ is as useful as Linus' blanket.

Linus' blanket could help him stay warm.

jaunte Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:03:57pm

re: #76 The Other Les

(It's a drawing...) :-)

The Other Les Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:04:32pm

re: #69 barry the baptist

US out of UN.

UN out of US.

I've been saying both for years.

My mother believes that the UN has valid authority.

(One of the reasons I joined the Army was to get away from her for awhile.)

[deleted] Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:05:09pm

Claire Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:05:22pm

re: #72 The Other Les

Die Grosse Null

I'm re-reading John Galt's speech in Atlas Shrugged. I had forgotten her references to "zero" and find it very funny and ironic given Obama's nickname. Actually the whole thing is so topical right now it's giving me the heebie-jeebies.

jorline Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:06:40pm

re: #13 brookly red

The UN, & the NYT are on my top 10 list of things in NYC that have got to go... please feel free to fill in the other 8...

Exile Schumer...they already got rid of Hillary.

Zimriel Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:08:21pm

re: #42 zombie

Meanwhile, over at Vanity Fair, Henry Rollins is on a roll:

"I have been reading material at conservative sites and the content contributors can’t seem to get over the fact that Britain is in love with president Obama and his wife, Michelle. There are stupid cartoons of Ms. Obama wanting to “fist bump” with Queen Elizabeth, assorted whining about the fuss P.M. Gordon Brown made over the president and the first lady. I think it really gets to these frustrated sub-literates that millions of people all over the world love Barack Obama. They remember clearly the last several years when their born-again Texan went abroad and how well all that went. Perhaps some of these mouth-breathers are reading this screed now. Hey, knuckle-dragger! Isn’t it a downer that president Obama will be received exceedingly well all over the world and perhaps help the entire planet become a more peaceful and prosperous sphere?"

Remember the days when Vanity Fair was a respectable publication?

Rollins starts off making a good point, that the fist-bumping comments do exist out here, and are racist and immature.

As far as it "getting" to Republican voters that Obama is loved around the world, he's completely misunderstanding what Republican voters actually worry about. (Hint: it has nothing to do with what a bunch of European sophisticates think.) He's just taking the opportunity to rub it in our face that his group won. Which is fine by me; I hadn't been buying his shitty, noisy records anyway and, I don't buy Vanity Fair either.

The Other Les Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:11:53pm

re: #80 Claire

I'm re-reading John Galt's speech in Atlas Shrugged. I had forgotten her references to "zero" and find it very funny and ironic given Obama's nickname. Actually the whole thing is so topical right now it's giving me the heebie-jeebies.

I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Dizzy Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:19:55pm

According to Gizmodo the launch 'Failed Miserably'

Stage one of the missile fell into the Sea of Japan/East Sea. The remaining stages along with the payload itself landed in the Pacific Ocean.

However, the North Koreans probably learned something from their failure. Let's hope they are prevented somehow from doing it again.

Dizzy

PSGInfinity Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:20:37pm

re: #78 The Other Les

[SNIP]
(One of the reasons I joined the Army was to get away from her for awhile.)

I've long thought that soldiers' aren't just going to an institution, they're going away from a situation. I certainly was...

bombarafat Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:34:51pm

I think instead of a strongly worded letter Obambi will make a boo-boo lip at Kim Jong.

mfarmer1 Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:41:51pm

Move aside People's Cube.

KCNA on DPRK's Successful Launch of Satellite Kwangmyongsong-2

Pyongyang, April 5 (KCNA) -- Scientists and technicians of the DPRK have succeeded in putting satellite Kwangmyongsong-2, an experimental communications satellite, into orbit by means of carrier rocket Unha-2 under the state long-term plan for the development of outer space.

Unha-2, which was launched at the Tonghae Satellite Launching Ground in Hwadae County, North Hamgyong Province at 11:20 on April 5, Juche 98 (2009), accurately put Kwangmyongsong-2 into its orbit at 11:29:02, nine minutes and two seconds after its launch.

The satellite is going round the earth along its elliptic orbit at the angle of inclination of 40.6 degrees at 490 km perigee and 1 426 km apogee. Its cycle is 104 minutes and 12 seconds.

Mounted on the satellite are necessary measuring devices and communications apparatuses.

The satellite is going round on its routine orbit.

It is sending to the earth the melodies of the immortal revolutionary paeans "Song of General Kim Il Sung" and "Song of General Kim Jong Il" and measured information at 470 MHz. By the use of the satellite the relay communications is now underway by UHF frequency band.

The satellite is of decisive significance in promoting the scientific researches into the peaceful use of outer space and solving scientific and technological problems for the launch of practical satellites in the future.

Carrier rocket Unha-2 has three stages.

The carrier rocket and the satellite developed by the indigenous wisdom and technology are the shining results gained in the efforts to develop the nation's space science and technology on a higher level.

The successful satellite launch symbolic of the leaping advance made in the nation's space science and technology was conducted against the background of the stirring period when a high-pitched drive for bringing about a fresh great revolutionary surge is under way throughout the country to open the gate to a great prosperous and powerful nation without fail by 2012, the centenary of birth of President Kim Il Sung, under the far-reaching plan of General Secretary Kim Jong Il. This is powerfully encouraging the Korean people all out in the general advance.

Claire Sun, Apr 5, 2009 6:50:03pm

re: #87 mfarmer1

Those poor people.

lawhawk Sun, Apr 5, 2009 7:06:27pm

As I noted earlier today, the Administration's solution is to go to the UN to write a harshly worded letter. Like that will keep North Korea from continuing their missile tech and nuclear weapons programs.

pittboy Sun, Apr 5, 2009 7:20:17pm

The UN is colossal waste of time, money and space.

aboo-Hoo-Hoo Sun, Apr 5, 2009 7:22:12pm

UN bites humanity.

snoozer.

ErkWit Sun, Apr 5, 2009 7:33:26pm

Furrowed Brows: Our last line of defense against a nuclear holocaust.

Curt Sun, Apr 5, 2009 7:44:05pm

re: #40 Gella

btw US owes UN a lot of money

Let them eat crap....

BLBfootballs Sun, Apr 5, 2009 8:54:33pm

No doubt the depths of the concern are simply unfathomable...

Spar Kling Sun, Apr 5, 2009 9:09:23pm

Remember that the U.N. is the only world organization that stands between helpless populations and chaotic genocide: instead it ensures that genocides are done orderly and quietly. Oh yeah, it also publishes condemnations of Israel regularly (about a third of U.N. pronouncements I believe) and provides international forum for graft and corruption, and other tricks of the trade.

-sk

sneezey Sun, Apr 5, 2009 9:44:19pm

re: #66 Kosh's Shadow

That's chance I can believe in!

wiffersnapper Sun, Apr 5, 2009 9:51:00pm

Useless Nations, doing what they do best

SixDegrees Sun, Apr 5, 2009 10:18:08pm

re: #40 Gella

btw US owes UN a lot of money

I don't think so. The US withheld a portion of their dues over UN funding of abortions for several years - even through the Clinton Administration. One of Bush's first acts as President was to push a bill through Congress that paid pack all past dues and reinstated full payment. Not that there was any quid pro quo, of course, but the feeling was that the UN had been opposing US interests for several years as a result of this laggard payments, and that bringing them up to date would make them more inclined to support the US side of things.

That didn't work out well. But as far as I know, the US doesn't owe anything at this point, and hasn't for some time.

garden18 Sun, Apr 5, 2009 10:20:36pm

Soon Mexico will be firing missiles into Texas and our response will be amnesty for illegal immirgrants.

100

SixDegrees Sun, Apr 5, 2009 10:22:10pm

re: #84 Dizzy

According to Gizmodo the launch 'Failed Miserably'

However, the North Koreans probably learned something from their failure. Let's hope they are prevented somehow from doing it again.

Dizzy

I'm starting the rumor that it hit a whale. Maybe a mother whale.

It'll make the Greenpeacer's heads spin.

Feel free to join in spreading this bit of information.

101

Pupdawg Mon, Apr 6, 2009 6:01:46am

Heads will roll now!

/maximus sarcimus

102

A.W. Mon, Apr 6, 2009 7:42:48am

Apparently liberals think this is high school. they think Kim Jung Il gives a crap about being accepted in their clique.

Btw, if all they are going to do is use empty words, could they at least be more forceful about it. Normally its all, "deeply concerned" and blah, blah, blah. How about this:

"Whereas Kim Jung Il is a major douchebag.

"Whereas he shot a rocket into space.

"Whereas he is like, "don't worry, its just a civilian rocket," and we are all like, "Bullshit on that! We know what you are up to. Just put a warhead on that and you have an ICBM." Heh, heh, get it, an "icey BM?"

"Whereas we are totally fucking pissed about the whole thing.

"So we are going to write a really, mean letter. And post some nasty things about you at Daily Kos. And totally make some photoshops, putting your head on a gay porn star's body to make you totally cry."

I mean, at least it would be colorful, if not effective.

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