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I can prove now, for instance, that two human hands exist. How? By holding up my two hands, and saying, as I make a certain gesture with the right hand, “Here is one hand,” and adding, as I make a certain gesture with the left, “and here is another.” And if, by doing this, I have proved ipso facto the existence of external things, you will all see that I can also do it now in numbers of other ways: there is no need to multiply examples.

George Edward Moore

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1 godfrey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:41:22pm

I nostri preghieri, Italia!

2 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:42:04pm

re: #1 godfrey

I nostri preghieri, Italia!

I hope that means 'There's more than $50,000 coming if you need it"

3 Desert Dog  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:43:53pm

ispo facto is a cool expression

Here's one for our dear El Presidente:
facta non verba

4 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:43:56pm

Fifteen minutes to Beck, 15 minutes to Beck!

/on tap for today: FEMA detention camps

5 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:44:03pm

Don't forget about the LGF Cookbook Volume 2. Recipes are now being collected. If you'd like to contribute, click on reine.de.tout's nic.

6 FightingBack  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:44:11pm

A certain gesture.

7 godfrey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:44:15pm

re: #2 sattv4u2

Ci saranno piu' di 50,000 dollari, se avete bisogno!

8 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:44:47pm

I'll have to monitor this closely to make sure my annual vacation does not coincide with the Obamas.

Barack Obama Martha's Vineyard bound?

Following in the footsteps of another recent first family, we're told President Barack Obama is planning to vacation on Martha's Vineyard this summer. Word is the Obamas have rented a house in the East Chop neighborhood of Oak Bluffs for the last two weeks of August. Coincidentally, Bill and Hillary Clinton, who vacationed at the opposite end of Martha's Vineyard during Bill's presidency, will be on the island at the same time. Obama's visit would be a boon to the local economy since the president travels with a huge retinue of Secret Service, aides, and reporters. "I think this is one of the most exciting things that will happen this year," said Fred Mascolo, owner of Trader Fred's in Edgartown and a principal of Jane Brown Real Estate Associates. "When Obama said he would fix the economy, I didn't think it would be this soon."

Will Cindy Sheehan camp out to protest the ongoing combat operations in Iraq?

9 DaddyG  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:45:07pm

Woo Hoo - I'm over 2000 posts!

When do I get my official Lizard Decoder Ring?

10 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:46:01pm

Featherweights: Detroit police halt pillow fight

Police in Detroit have ruffled some feathers after they cracked down on an organized pillow fight at a downtown park.

The Detroit News reports that police at Campus Martius Park prevented the feathery fight Saturday by disarming pillow-toting participants.

/bastards

11 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:46:08pm

re: #2 sattv4u2

I hope that means 'There's more than $50,000 coming if you need it"

If this is true it would not surprise me in the least.

The Obamas were downright stingy before he made a run for the Senate.

12 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:46:15pm

re: #8 loppyd

I'll have to monitor this closely to make sure my annual vacation does not coincide with the Obamas.

Barack Obama Martha's Vineyard bound?

Will Cindy Sheehan camp out to protest the ongoing combat operations in Iraq?

Can she swim?

13 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:46:35pm
I can prove now, for instance, that two human hands exist. How? By holding up my two hands, and saying, as I make a certain gesture with the right hand, “Here is one hand,” and adding, as I make a certain gesture with the left, “and here is another.”

Of course, you could (in principle) be hallucinating, or dreaming.

14 razorbacker  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:46:43pm

re: #9 DaddyG

Woo Hoo - I'm over 2000 posts!

When do I get my official Lizard Decoder Ring?

Pssst! It says, "Drink more Ovaltine."

That is all.

15 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:46:55pm

re: #9 DaddyG

Woo Hoo - I'm over 2000 posts!

When do I get my official Lizard Decoder Ring?

Only another 8,000 to go

16 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:47:00pm

re: #9 DaddyG

Woo Hoo - I'm over 2000 posts!

When do I get my official Lizard Decoder Ring?

Here it is.

DRINK MORE OVALTINE

17 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:47:38pm

re: #9 DaddyG

Woo Hoo - I'm over 2000 posts!

When do I get my official Lizard Decoder Ring?

We get shwag for posting milestones? Is that like the days-sober pins that AA hands out?

18 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:47:43pm

re: #16 Occasional Reader

Here it is.

DRINK MORE OVALTINE

hmm,,, mine says PAUL IS DEAD ,,, but then again, i'm wearing it backwards!

19 DaddyG  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:48:06pm

O.K. but Ovaltine tastes like ground up multi-vitamins mixed with cocoa powder.

20 mich-again  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:48:11pm
there is no need to multiply examples.

Once is enough with certain hand gestures.

21 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:48:11pm

re: #10 Killian Bundy

Featherweights: Detroit police halt pillow fight


/bastards

Didn't something similar happen in San Francisco? An organized street pillow fight was staged - feathers everywhere - and then it rained... A pillow fight is all fun and games until you have to clean up the mess.

22 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:48:19pm

re: #12 Nevergiveup

Can she swim?

Photo-op: Barry, Teddy and Dodd on Chappy.

23 LudwigVanQuixote  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:48:35pm

Sea ice in the polar regions is dangerously low.

[Link: nsidc.org...]

[Link: www.nasa.gov...]

Every year we gain ice back during winter, however it is less and less and thinner. If we loose the caps it will be devestating. This is a fact.

24 DaddyG  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:48:49pm

re: #18 sattv4u2

hmm,,, mine says PAUL IS DEAD ,,, but then again, i'm wearing it backwards!


Brilliant! I would ding you again if I could.

25 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:48:55pm

Good afternoon for a nap ... raining and cold here ... some music to nap ... or have an early cocktail ...

26 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:00pm

If anyone needs a good laugh today, here's a comment posted by a nirther on the Dallas Morning News site, under a story about Gates' announcement regarding the defense budget.

Posted by edgarfred %P% 13 minutes ago

eat me, you must be a relative of Obamer to spout the garbage you do, if he was born in Hawaii howcome he has not released a copy of his birth certificate, according to what I have read the Dumcrap governor there has sealed the records and they are not fors publication. The early years of his life as has been well published he was raised Muslim in Kenya and attended muslim schools, if he is such a christian why did he bow the the Muslim leader of Saudia Arabia. Facts are Facts and there for anyone with a half a working brain to read and understand and since you are probably an illegal muslim you are unable to do neither, you only believe and understand what someone tells you to do. In fact you are probably the leader of the Dallas chapter of ACORN with you ignorant attitude.

27 Learned Mother of Zion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:05pm

re: #19 DaddyG

O.K. but Ovaltine tastes like ground up multi-vitamins mixed with cocoa powder.

Times are tough, people can only afford poor vanilla Ovaltine.

28 godfrey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:09pm

re: #19 DaddyG

And your point is? We have to live on something.

29 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:16pm

re: #15 sattv4u2

Sattv! You're comin' up on 15K!

30 debutaunt  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:16pm

re: #19 DaddyG

O.K. but Ovaltine tastes like ground up multi-vitamins mixed with cocoa powder.

Nice marketing skills!

31 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:19pm

re: #19 DaddyG

O.K. but Ovaltine tastes like ground up multi-vitamins mixed with cocoa powder.

That was a fun as drinks got in my house growing up.

32 DaddyG  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:34pm

re: #22 loppyd

Photo-op: Barry, Teddy and Dodd on Chappy.

No intern or bank account is safe.

33 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:54pm

re: #10 Killian Bundy

Featherweights: Detroit police halt pillow fight

/bastards

Didn't some other city recently have a problem with that? The feathers were clogging storm drains and decorative fountains and wound up costing a lot of money to clean up?

34 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:54pm

re: #12 Nevergiveup

Can she swim?

I don't know, but I damn sure don't want to see her in a swimsuit.

35 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:49:55pm

MN, better wake up and smell the Sharia...
[Link: www.powerlineblog.com...]

36 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:50:07pm

re: #29 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sattv! You're comin' up on 15K!

I am ? I'm afraid to look. My KARMA is prolly in the negs!

37 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:50:35pm

re: #36 sattv4u2

I am ? I'm afraid to look. My KARMA is prolly in the negs!

+5743

38 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:50:44pm
39 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:51:04pm

re: #12 Nevergiveup

Of course... all sea cows can swim...

40 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:51:04pm

re: #27 Alouette

Times are tough, people can only afford poor vanilla Ovaltine.

Bitter ,, and clinging to it's guns and it's religion

41 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:51:09pm

re: #19 DaddyG

O.K. but Ovaltine tastes like ground up multi-vitamins mixed with cocoa powder.

What a coincidence, it is ground up multi-vitamins mixed with cocoa powder.

42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:51:50pm

re: #31 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Do you remember drinking "Tang" cause the Astronauts drank it? I drank it for years, liked it best a little crunchy.

43 kansas  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:00pm

Why does this global warming keep freezing my flowers in April?

44 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:07pm

Reminder:

San Diego Lizard meet on April 25th, email me for details

45 razorbacker  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:09pm

re: #38 buzzsawmonkey

What with the epidemic of obesity among American youth, you can drink in an overabundance of oval teens at any mall these days.

Get with the program, buzzsawmonkey. Once Mr. Swift's modest proposal becomes effective, you'll be happy about all those tender, juicy youngsters.

46 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:18pm

re: #41 CyanSnowHawk

Even worse... malted milk powder mixed with milk choc and sprayed with vitamins.
Yecch.

47 jester6  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:27pm

re: #8 loppyd

I'll have to monitor this closely to make sure my annual vacation does not coincide with the Obamas.

Barack Obama Martha's Vineyard bound?

Will Cindy Sheehan camp out to protest the ongoing combat operations in Iraq?

Something tells me the liberal open minded folks in Martha's vineyard will be suprisingly intolerant of Obama protesters. They'll make those knuckle dragging Texans look down right hospitable by comparison.

48 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:30pm

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you remember drinking "Tang" cause the Astronauts drank it? I drank it for years, liked it best a little crunchy.

You can use it to clean dishwashers - no kidding.

49 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:31pm

re: #23 LudwigVanQuixote

Sea ice in the polar regions is dangerously low.

[Link: nsidc.org...]

[Link: www.nasa.gov...]

Every year we gain ice back during winter, however it is less and less and thinner. If we loose the caps it will be devestating. This is a fact.

So in the WINTER ,,, the there's more ice ,, and in the SUMMER ,, theres less ,,,


Damn ,,, I wish there was a pattern there we could work with!

50 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:34pm

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you remember drinking "Tang" cause the Astronauts drank it? I drank it for years, liked it best a little crunchy.

Do you remember Food Sticks - again an astronaut thing.

51 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:34pm

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you remember drinking "Tang" cause the Astronauts drank it? I drank it for years, liked it best a little crunchy.

You mean the drink, or the powder?

52 mich-again  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:52:41pm

re: #23 LudwigVanQuixote

Is that an effect of the net warming of the whole planet or are disruptions in ocean currents changing the way heat is distributed around the globe. Antarctica could be melting while Northern Europe is starting to freeze over.

53 Opinionated  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:53:04pm

On the subject of Obama failing:

John Bolton:

So far, therefore, the missile launch is an unambiguous win for North Korea. (Although not orbiting a satellite, all three rocket stages apparently fired, achieving Pyongyang's longest missile flight yet.) But the negative repercussions will extend far beyond Northeast Asia.

Iran has carefully scrutinized the Obama administration's every action, and Tehran's only conclusion can be: It is past time to torque up the pressure on this new crowd in Washington. Not only is Iran's back now covered by its friends Russia, China and others on the U.N. Security Council, but it sees an American president so ready to bend his knee for public favor in Europe that the mullahs' wish list for U.S. concessions will grow by the minute.

Israel must also be carefully considering how the U.S. watched North Korea rip through "the international community." The most important lesson the new government headed by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu should draw is: Look out for No. 1. If Israel isn't prepared to protect itself, including using military force, against Iran's nuclear weapons program, it certainly shouldn't be holding its breath for Mr. Obama to do anything.

Russia and China must also be relishing this outcome. They will have faced down Mr. Obama in his first real crisis, having provided Security Council cover for a criminal regime, and emerged unscathed. They will conclude that achieving their large agendas with the new administration can't be too hard. That conclusion may be unfair to the new American president; but it will surely color how Moscow and Beijing structure their policies and their diplomacy until proven otherwise. That alone is bad news for Washington and its allies.

[Link: online.wsj.com...]

Who knew Joe Biden was a prophet?

54 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:53:05pm

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you remember drinking "Tang" cause the Astronauts drank it? I drank it for years, liked it best a little crunchy.

I prefer not to chew my liguids!

55 DaddyG  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:53:18pm

re: #38 buzzsawmonkey

What with the epidemic of obesity among American youth, you can drink in an overabundance of oval teens at any mall these days.

I was going to counter pun with a remark about Hersheys kisses but can't think of a think that won't sound racist.

/

56 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:53:27pm

re: #54 sattv4u2

I prefer not to chew my liguids LIQUIDS ,,,!


PIMF

57 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:53:31pm

re: #41 CyanSnowHawk

What a coincidence, it is ground up multi-vitamins mixed with cocoa powder.

I really liked Ovaltine.

58 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:53:54pm

re: #51 Ward Cleaver

You mean the drink, or the powder?

One of the best sight gags from Married With Children was when Al made the kids a "Tang-wich"

59 DaddyG  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:54:02pm

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you remember drinking "Tang" cause the Astronauts drank it? I drank it for years, liked it best a little crunchy.

Tang made me pee like a racehorse.

60 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:54:06pm

re: #46 tradewind

Even worse... malted milk powder mixed with milk choc and sprayed with vitamins.
Yecch.

"sprayed with vitamins"?

That sounds like a bad euphemism. Or would that be "sprayed with protein"?

61 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:54:46pm

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do you remember drinking "Tang" cause the Astronauts drank it?

Hey, this is the only astronaut I know of who actually got "tang" in space.

/sorry

62 DaddyG  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:54:56pm

re: #50 Russkilitlover

Do you remember Food Sticks - again an astronaut thing.

I loved those. Like soft tootsie rolls (with crushed up vitamins).

63 bullskin  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:54:59pm
64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:55:06pm

re: #58 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I remember that.

65 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:55:09pm

re: #59 DaddyG

Tang made me pee like a racehorse.

you were only supposed to have a GLASS ,,, not a TROUGH

66 mich-again  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:55:10pm

re: #57 Russkilitlover

I really liked Ovaltine.

We used to call a kid down the block Ovaltine. Had something to do with the shape of his melon. Don't remember his real name.

67 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:55:20pm

re: #50 Russkilitlover

Do you remember Food Sticks - again an astronaut thing.

I remember BEGGING my mom to get us those. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

68 jester6  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:55:27pm

re: #61 Occasional Reader

hmmm

69 jester6  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:56:18pm

re: #61 Occasional Reader

I didn't know tang came in a green flavor.

70 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:56:19pm

re: #59 DaddyG

Tang made me pee like a racehorse.

What were you doing in a starting gate with a jockey on your back?

71 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:56:21pm

re: #66 mich-again

We used to call a kid down the block Ovaltine. Had something to do with the shape of his melon. Don't remember his real name.


Swiss Miss !?!?!

72 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:56:27pm

re: #38 buzzsawmonkey

What with the epidemic of obesity among American youth, you can drink in an overabundance of oval teens at any mall these days.

And if they're all on drugs, we could also speak of their addled essence.

73 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:56:45pm

re: #67 Occasional Reader

I remember BEGGING my mom to get us those. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

I still but those packs of freeze-dried Astronaut Ice Cream whenever I'm in an airplane museum. They're just too odd to pass up.

74 mich-again  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:57:08pm

re: #63 bullskin

I thought you were talking about these ropers.

75 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:57:56pm

re: #62 DaddyG

re: #67 Occasional Reader

All of a sudden I'm jonesin for some rich chocolately Ovaltine and a peanut butter Food Stick.

76 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:58:08pm
77 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:58:44pm

re: #57 Russkilitlover

I really liked Ovaltine.

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

78 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:58:48pm

re: #69 jester6

I didn't know tang came in a green flavor.

"Soylent Green Tang is people!"

79 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:58:48pm

re: #74 mich-again

I thought you were talking about these ropers.

One of the oddest moments in my recent movie watching was seeing Ronald Reagan & Norman Fell on screen together in The Killers. Just a surreal pop-culture collision.

80 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:59:15pm
81 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 1:59:46pm

re: #74 mich-again

I thought you were talking about these ropers.

And to think Norman Fell used to hang with the rat pack. Must have used up all his cool in the 60s.

82 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:00:03pm

re: #80 buzzsawmonkey

What about Steve Roper?

Or Grim Reaper?
Image: grim-reaper-colored-katie-alfonsi.jpg

83 mich-again  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:00:09pm

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I loved that stuff when I was a kid. Orange sugar water jammed with vitamins. Nowadays they call it Sunny D. Not quite as tasty as Tang.

84 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:00:36pm

re: #83 mich-again

I loved that stuff when I was a kid. Orange sugar water jammed with vitamins. Nowadays they call it Sunny D. Not quite as tasty as Tang.

at least Sunny D isn't gritty!

85 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:01:11pm

re: #83 mich-again

I loved that stuff when I was a kid. Orange sugar water jammed with vitamins. Nowadays they call it Sunny D. Not quite as tasty as Tang.

And not even a chance of getting Tang dust up your snoot!

86 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:01:32pm

re: #81 CyanSnowHawk

And to think Norman Fell used to hang with the rat pack. Must have used up all his cool in the 60s.

Did someone pick him up !?!?!

badda BING!

87 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:01:33pm

re: #83 mich-again

I loved that stuff when I was a kid. Orange sugar water jammed with vitamins. Nowadays they call it Sunny D. Not quite as tasty as Tang.

88 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:01:50pm

re: #83 mich-again

I loved that stuff when I was a kid. Orange sugar water jammed with vitamins. Nowadays they call it Sunny D. Not quite as tasty as Tang.

Still better than purple stuff

89 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:01:50pm

re: #47 jester6

Something tells me the liberal open minded folks in Martha's vineyard will be suprisingly intolerant of Obama protesters. They'll make those knuckle dragging Texans look down right hospitable by comparison.

I'd probably get arrested for wearing my NOBAMA t-shirt.

90 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:02:01pm

re: #85 OldLineTexan

And not even a chance of getting Tang dust up your snoot!

Orange u glad Tang is hard to find these days...
/

91 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:02:17pm

re: #70 CyanSnowHawk

What were you doing in a starting gate with a jockey on your back?

He was young and needed the money.

92 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:02:25pm

re: #84 sattv4u2

Crunchy! not gritty!

93 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:02:31pm

AP headline: Bad economy holds highway deaths to 1960s levels

BAD ECONOMY IS RIPPING US ...! ... ... uh ... oh, never mind

/slinking away in embarrassment

94 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:02:36pm

re: #83 mich-again

Not quite as tasty as Tang.

I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

95 razorbacker  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:02:41pm

Apropos of nothing whatsoever:

What in the world could have possibly happened to cause Raytheon stock to jump 7.5% today?

Hmmm. What could it be?

96 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:03:03pm

re: #91 ConservatismNow!

He was young and needed the money.

Police Squad!

One of my favorite lines.

97 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:03:07pm

re: #94 Occasional Reader

I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.

yes you do. It's crowded now that you're here too!

98 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:03:46pm

Hi Guys. Earlier we we talking about black people and lowering standards for marriage. I wanted to reccommend a mini-series called The Wedding in which Halle Berry plays a Marthas Vineyard socialite about to marry a white man. Take a look at this scene at 4:01

The Wedding

99 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:04:00pm

Ovaltine is a gateway beverage. It leads to smoothies and lattes!

100 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:04:07pm

re: #95 razorbacker

Apropos of nothing whatsoever:

What in the world could have possibly happened to cause Raytheon stock to jump 7.5% today?

Hmmm. What could it be?

Is that a Frank question?

101 So?  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:04:39pm

Did we just get the finger?

102 filetandrelease  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:04:44pm

re: #94 Occasional Reader

I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.


LOL

103 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:05:15pm

A blast from the past...:)

How many Lizards remember:

BOSCO CHOCOLATE DRINK


104 KenJen  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:05:21pm

re: #59 DaddyG

Tang made me pee like a racehorse.

I think Tang was used in the 2006 plot to blow up a transatlantic plane.

105 HDrepub  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:05:21pm

re: #95 razorbacker

Apropos of nothing whatsoever:

What in the world could have possibly happened to cause Raytheon stock to jump 7.5% today?

Hmmm. What could it be?

North Korea launched a missile over the weekend, and Obama said he will go ahead with the European missile defense system?

106 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:05:24pm

re: #100 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Is that a Frank question?

Frank is full of Blarney...

107 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:05:44pm

re: #103 Dustyvet

A blast from the past...:)

How many Lizards remember:

BOSCO CHOCOLATE DRINK

[Video]

ME! I loved Bosco!

108 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:06:05pm

re: #103 Dustyvet

OMG!

109 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:06:13pm

re: #107 loppyd

ME! I loved Bosco!

It was George Costanza's ATM password.

110 So?  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:06:16pm

re: #102 filetandrelease

LOL

I didn't see the P-word in front of Tang.

111 razorbacker  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:06:22pm

re: #105 HDrepub

North Korea launched a missile over the weekend, and Obama said he will go ahead with the European missile defense system?

Nah! That cain't be it. The world loves us now.

112 DaddyG  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:06:37pm

Straight Hershey's syrup for me thank you.

(I gave up everything else to become a Mormon - at least leave me the chocolate!)

Ta Ta for now!

113 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:06:58pm

re: #98 Afrocity

Hi Guys. Earlier we we talking about black people and lowering standards for marriage. I wanted to reccommend a mini-series called The Wedding in which Halle Berry plays a Marthas Vineyard socialite about to marry a white man. Take a look at this scene at 4:01

The Wedding

Marrying Halle Berry counts as raising one's standards IMHO.

114 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:07:15pm

re: #107 loppyd

ME! I loved Bosco!

My Grandparents named their Dachshund Bosco. He was a great dog.

115 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:07:20pm

re: #106 LGoPs

Frank is full of Blarney...

Or is it some other guy?

116 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:07:31pm

re: #95 razorbacker

Apropos of nothing whatsoever:

What in the world could have possibly happened to cause Raytheon stock to jump 7.5% today?

Hmmm. What could it be?

IBM backing out of buying Sun?

117 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:07:48pm

re: #99 Sharmuta

Ovaltine is a gateway beverage. It leads to smoothies and lattes!

When I was younger, so much younger than today, I recall that there was a fellow lived in my dorm whose breakfast consisted of equal parts:

Dry Ovaltine Powder
Instant Coffee
Crushed Frosted Flakes (or generic equivalent)

This, he'd mix with hot water till it made a sort of thinnish paste, and down the hatch it went. He attested to its many virtues and other fine qualities, but we always sort of thought him an odd one.

I did try this mixture, and can report it is quite tolerable in small amounts - probably no more than two or so coffee mugs full. Quite filling, and, overall, a tolerable way to get one's vitamins and carbs with a bit of a caffeine kick as well.

118 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:07:50pm

re: #114 CyanSnowHawk

My Grandparents named their Dachshund Bosco. He was a great dog.

Awww. That's a cute name for a pooch.

119 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:07:55pm

re: #113 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Marrying Halle Berry counts as raising one's standards IMHO.

As good ol' J.R. would call it "outkicking your coverage."

120 mikalm  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:08:17pm
121 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:08:19pm

re: #103 Dustyvet

A blast from the past...:)

How many Lizards remember:

BOSCO CHOCOLATE DRINK

Youtube Video

I'm old ,, I do

122 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:08:21pm

re: #103 Dustyvet

A blast from the past...:)

How many Lizards remember:

BOSCO CHOCOLATE DRINK

Youtube Video

Oh, yeah! Another classic! Kids today got nuttin'

123 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:08:56pm

re: #105 HDrepub

North Korea launched a missile over the weekend, and Obama said he will go ahead with the European missile defense system?

Not exactly. He said he will only go ahead with "proven" technology?

124 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:08:56pm

re: #113 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Marrying Halle Berry counts as raising one's standards IMHO.

My mother met Halle Berry's high school English teacher once. Does that count?

125 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:09:00pm

re: #116 victor_yugo

Unless I'm utterly mistaken, wouldn't have a thing to do with Raytheon or Raytheon's LOBs.

126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:09:03pm

re: #113 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Marrying Halle Berry counts as raising one's standards IMHO.

Ya think?!?

127 razorbacker  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:09:07pm

re: #116 victor_yugo

IBM backing out of buying Sun?

I'm just going to chalk it up to one of those random happenings you hear so much about.

128 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:09:47pm

re: #113 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Marrying Halle Berry counts as raising one's standards IMHO.

and lowering hers !

129 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:07pm

re: #116 victor_yugo

IBM backing out of buying Sun?

They want to buy the Sun!?! Those greedy bastards! Enough is enough!
/

130 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:23pm

re: #125 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Unless I'm utterly mistaken, wouldn't have a thing to do with Raytheon or Raytheon's LOBs.

Unless Raytheon is eyeing Sun Microsystems.

131 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:29pm

re: #122 Russkilitlover

Oh, yeah! Another classic! Kids today got nuttin'

WHat? Did they stop making Cel-Ray, the only celery-flavored soft-drink?

132 Gitarzan  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:30pm

re: #114 CyanSnowHawk

My Grandparents named their Dachshund Bosco. He was a great dog.

A dog named Bosco makes me think of One Crazy Summer... ;-P

133 filetandrelease  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:35pm

re: #110 So?

I didn't see the P-word in front of Tang.


So?

134 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:37pm

re: #120 mikalm

Hey, look who just slithered out from under his rock!

Does this guy ever do anything other than compare the government to Nazi Germany? Talk about a one trick pony.

135 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:40pm

re: #113 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Marrying Halle Berry counts as raising one's standards IMHO.

Speak for yourself, loser!

///

136 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:46pm

re: #107 loppyd

ME! I loved Bosco!

OK, do you remember PDQ Chocolate drink crystals...also came in Egg Nog flavor?...:)

137 NelsFree  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:47pm

re: #8 loppyd
CoincidentallyAmazingly, Bill and Hillary Clinton, who vacationed at the opposite ends of Martha's Vineyard during Bill's presidency, will be on the island at the same time.
/Helping Journos get it right, mostly...

138 razorbacker  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:50pm

re: #129 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

They want to buy the Sun!?! Those greedy bastards! Enough is enough!
/

Can you imagine the page 3 girls if that happens? Horror. The horror.

139 eschew_obfuscation  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:54pm

re: #120 mikalm

Hey, look who just slithered out from under his rock!

Yep...killing joos and killing muslims is morally equivalent ... why didn't I see that before?
///

140 babes  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:55pm

I work in DC. Street scenes in DC are fun to watch. Today, along with the usual mixture of small packs of tourists, school groups, working schlubs, and parades of tour buses were two dweebs with clipboards from the ACLU.

In the 10 or 15 minutes I was there, they approached approximately 40 people with: "Hi, I'm from the ACLU'. ALL, save one, brush them off and didn't even acknowledge them. The one that did stop, listened to the ACLU pitch to sign a petition and walked off.

BWAH!

141 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:10:59pm

re: #132 talon_262

A dog named Bosco makes me think of One Crazy Summer... ;-P

makes me think of George's password?

142 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:11:24pm

re: #103 Dustyvet


The Bosco I remember was a liquid in a sqeeze bottle.

143 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:11:29pm

re: #77 Dustyvet

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine



A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

144 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:11:39pm

re: #129 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

They want to buy the Sun!?! Those greedy bastards! Enough is enough!
/

"Since time immemorial, man has dreamed of blotting out the Sun..."

-Montgomery Burns

145 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:11:46pm

re: #142 Russkilitlover

The Bosco I remember was a liquid in a sqeeze bottle.

Are you sure that wasn't iodine?

146 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:11:52pm

re: #124 victor_yugo

My mother met Halle Berry's high school English teacher once. Does that count?

I knew a guy that used to live next door to a lady that had a motor home that she took to California and it broke down and was fixed by a place that fixed a flat tire for the people that at one time lived in the same zip code as John Wayne!

147 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:12:11pm

re: #141 Nevergiveup

makes me think of George's password?


Beat ya. See 109. :)

148 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:12:18pm

re: #136 Dustyvet

OK, do you remember PDQ Chocolate drink crystals...also came in Egg Nog flavor?...:)

yup

149 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:12:35pm

re: #131 Guanxi88

WHat? Did they stop making Cel-Ray, the only celery-flavored soft-drink?

Which makes as much sense as clam-flavored tomato juice.

150 razorbacker  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:12:37pm

re: #146 sattv4u2

I knew a guy that used to live next door to a lady that had a motor home that she took to California and it broke down and was fixed by a place that fixed a flat tire for the people that at one time lived in the same zip code as John Wayne!

Can I shake your hand?

Be a big plus for me, you betcha.

151 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:12:50pm

re: #147 loppyd

Beat ya. See 109. :)

I turn my head for one minute. Boston sucks!
/

152 NelsFree  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:13:10pm

re: #146 sattv4u2
...and Kevin Bacon!

153 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:13:18pm

re: #128 sattv4u2

and lowering hers !

Women do lower their standards, or most of us would never have gotten married.
That is one thing that I have on my wife, I have better taste.

154 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:13:27pm

re: #146 sattv4u2

I met a man who met Andy Griffith.

155 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:13:27pm

re: #152 NelsFree

...and Kevin Bacon and eggs!

156 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:13:30pm

re: #130 victor_yugo

Unless Raytheon is eyeing Sun Microsystems.

Haven't followed Raytheon lately, but in the late 90's (when it bought the Hughes and TI defense groups) it divested damned near all its non-defense lines of business.

157 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:13:49pm

re: #154 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I met a man who met Andy Griffith.

dead or alive?

158 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:14:04pm

re: #95 razorbacker

Apropos of nothing whatsoever:

What in the world could have possibly happened to cause Raytheon stock to jump 7.5% today?

Hmmm. What could it be?

All the defense stocks were up today.

/probably just because of clarity in the details of the defense budget being released and an increase in F-35 spending

159 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:14:22pm

All this talk of Bosco and Ovaltine makes me feel real glad I always bought the pre-mixed chocolate milk at the grocery store.

160 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:14:43pm

re: #139 eschew_obfuscation

Yep...killing joos and killing muslims is morally equivalent ... why didn't I see that before?
///

Ted Rall is a worthless sack of shit

161 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:14:59pm

re: #151 Nevergiveup

I turn my head for one minute. Boston sucks!
/

Don't mess with the Hub.

162 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:15:00pm

re: #154 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I met a man who met Andy Griffith.

I tried to pick up Cameron Diaz's stand-in.

163 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:15:09pm

I really want some chocolate milk right now.

164 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:15:15pm

re: #159 Honorary Yooper

All this talk of Bosco and Ovaltine makes me feel real glad I always bought the pre-mixed chocolate milk sort of like a dairy product at the grocery store.

FTFY

165 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:15:26pm

re: #134 CyanSnowHawk

Does this guy ever do anything other than compare the government to Nazi Germany?

Yes, he draws poorly-scrawled cartoons that make fun of the widows of terrorism victims. That counts for something, right?

166 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:15:33pm
167 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:15:43pm

re: #160 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ted Rall is a worthless sack of shit

Rotating title nominee!

168 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:15:48pm

I'm watching the Orioles play the Yankees in Camden Yards. That is a beautiful ballpark. Oh Yanks up 1-0.

169 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:15:57pm

By the way, the "Silk" chocolate milk is very good.

170 razorbacker  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:02pm

Gotta fix the wife-woman some supper.

*She only has X number of movements left in her knees. I don't want them wasted on piddling things like fixing supper.*

171 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:05pm

re: #153 opnion

Women do lower their standards, or most of us would never have gotten married.
That is one thing that I have on my wife, I have better taste.

She married the kind of man who would say a sweet thing like that...she's a very smart woman.

172 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:05pm

re: #162 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I tried to pick up Cameron Diaz's stand-in.

how high off the ground did you get her?

173 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:18pm

re: #149 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Which makes as much sense as clam-flavored tomato juice.

Cel-Ray's quite nice, truth be told, but it's not the sort of thing one drinks without a meal.

Clamato, though, is just revolting in its contents, but ingenious in its composition; talk about using everything but the squeal, these guys even use the waste-water from clam processing!

174 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:18pm

re: #162 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I tried to pick up Cameron Diaz's stand-in.

I met Dick Van Dyke and his family at a Christmas tree farm once.

175 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:20pm

re: #152 NelsFree

...and Kevin Bacon!

Ha! My Kevin Bacon number is 5!

Frightening that I know that.

176 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:22pm

re: #149 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Which makes as much sense as clam-flavored tomato juice.

What else would you drink to accompany Khlav Kalash? (Mountain Dew just isn't the same.)

177 Poli_wog  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:22pm

Your text to link...Video that purports to show Taliban flogging a Pakistani teenage girl has been posted on the Web, shown on Pakistani TV and sparked national protest — but she now says it never happened.

178 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:24pm

re: #166 buzzsawmonkey

Cameron Diaz wasn't available?

She was filming, her stand-in was in line ahead of me at the coffee shop

179 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:38pm

re: #126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ya think?!?

Do you guys ever quit?/

180 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:16:41pm

re: #168 Nevergiveup

Your in Camden Yards?

181 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:00pm

re: #162 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I tried to pick up Cameron Diaz's stand-in.

You were trying to LEGALIZE RAPE ! ! !, weren't you?

182 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:04pm

re: #166 buzzsawmonkey

Cameron Diaz wasn't available?


Nope..unavailable t the time..Need her Cell?
/

183 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:08pm

re: #177 Poli_wog

Your text to link...Video that purports to show Taliban flogging a Pakistani teenage girl has been posted on the Web, shown on Pakistani TV and sparked national protest — but she now says it never happened.

Yeah, right.

184 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:14pm

re: #60 CyanSnowHawk

That would be sprayed w/ liquid vitamins, the same way that the processed cereal manufacturers (Kellog, etc) do today to ' fortify ' their cereals with the RDAs that they show on the labels.
Not the healthiest way to get them, btw...

185 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:20pm

re: #171 scottishbuzzsaw

She married the kind of man who would say a sweet thing like that...she's a very smart woman.

Well, thank you for that, but I did marry up.

186 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:22pm

re: #164 sattv4u2

Um, no, it is milk. Made by Dean's, Prairie Farms, or Kemps. Purely chocolate mixed with milk. You're thinking of drinks like Dean's Choco-riffic.

187 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:28pm

re: #163 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I really want some chocolate milk right now.

you want chocolate everything/

188 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:37pm

re: #166 buzzsawmonkey

Cameron Diaz wasn't available?

Cameron Diaz wasn't coherent. She only knows how to read a script.

189 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:44pm

re: #167 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

He doesn't even deserve the sack.

190 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:17:47pm

re: #180 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Your in Camden Yards?

No I'm in my offfice watching it on TV. Wish I was in Camden Yards.

191 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:04pm

re: #188 victor_yugo

Cameron Diaz wasn't coherent. She only knows how to read a script.

Just like Barry!

192 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:08pm

re: #186 Honorary Yooper

Um, no, it is milk. Made by Dean's, Prairie Farms, or Kemps. Purely chocolate mixed with milk. You're thinking of drinks like Dean's Choco-riffic.

Thats where you're wrong!

193 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:16pm

re: #169 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

By the way, the "Silk" chocolate milk soy product is very good.

FIFY. Soy products are not, and never will be milk.

194 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:17pm

re: #180 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You're in Camden Yards?

Damn my grammer...

195 kansas  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:19pm

re: #188 victor_yugo

Cameron Diaz wasn't coherent. She only knows how to read a script.

Wow. She could be President.

196 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:26pm

re: #191 loppyd

Just like Barry!

But not Berry.

197 NelsFree  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:30pm

re: #155 sattv4u2

"I'd reply to your comment, but I don't have hands!"
/Dog in the Beggin Strips commercial

198 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:36pm

re: #181 Occasional Reader

You were trying to LEGALIZE RAPE ! ! !, weren't you?

No matter how dumb that she is , There was something about Mary.

199 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:38pm

re: #186 Honorary Yooper

Um, no, it is milk. Made by Dean's, Prairie Farms, or Kemps. Purely chocolate mixed with milk. You're thinking of drinks like Dean's Choco-riffic.

OR OBERWEIS!

200 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:39pm

re: #187 Afrocity

hubba...

201 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:43pm

AAAUGH it's come full circle!

202 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:51pm

I once sat next to Douglas Bader's nephew on an airplane flight.

/I dare anyone to come up with a more obscure one than that !

203 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:54pm

re: #194 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Damn my grammer...

Out Out dam grammer!

204 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:18:58pm
205 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:14pm

re: #200 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

hubba...

hubba too...

206 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:24pm

re: #202 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I once sat next to Douglas Bader's nephew on an airplane flight.

/I dare anyone to come up with a more obscure one than that !

If I knew who that was?

207 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:25pm

re: #192 sattv4u2

Thats where you're wrong!

Um, no, that's where I'm right. Go to the grocery store next time and look at the ingredients label.

208 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:32pm

I was at my parent's house when Rikki Rocket from Posion showed up to talk about some motorcycle parts with my Dad.

209 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:34pm

re: #191 loppyd

Just like Barry!

You mean Barry Bonds, right?

210 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:38pm

re: #191 loppyd

Just like Barry!

They're sisters.

211 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:50pm

re: #195 kansas

For sure. They've got that weed and a little blow thing in common.

212 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:51pm

re: #202 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I once sat next to Douglas Bader's nephew on an airplane flight.

/I dare anyone to come up with a more obscure one than that !

K ,, I was sitting next to YOU as YOU were sitting nect to Douglas Bader's nephew

213 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:19:56pm

re: #202 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I once sat next to Douglas Bader's nephew on an airplane flight.

/I dare anyone to come up with a more obscure one than that !

I have met both Steve Wozniak and Jack Tramiel. I even rode Woz's Segway.

214 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:07pm

re: #199 Afrocity

OR OBERWEIS!

Mmmm. Now that's milk. A bit pricey, but always excellent.

215 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:10pm

re: #166 buzzsawmonkey

Cameron Diaz wasn't available?

My daughter looks like Cameron Diaz. Good for her that she got her looks from her mother...

216 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:11pm

re: #196 victor_yugo

But not Berry.



She's got Obama Fevah.

217 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:11pm

re: #176 Occasional Reader

What else would you drink to accompany Khlav Kalash? (Mountain Dew just isn't the same.)

I always thought that KSM looked like the Khlav Kalash guy

218 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:17pm

re: #177 Poli_wog

Your text to link...Video that purports to show Taliban flogging a Pakistani teenage girl has been posted on the Web, shown on Pakistani TV and sparked national protest — but she now says it never happened.

She'd be killed if she said otherwise.

219 Zimriel  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:26pm

re: #120 mikalm

Hey, look who just slithered out from under his rock!

Oh God, him again.

Rall is right about poppy production; we should be using Afghanistan (and Kurdistan) to grow our legal medical opiates, instead of Turkey. Screw the Turks.

But Rall is relaying some major lies here:

'My Paul-on-the-road-to-Damascus moment came while watching Afghan villagers sobbing outside a house being searched by U.S. troops. "The Russians never violated our homes," an old man told me. As in many societies descended from nomads, Afghan culture dictates that a man's home is truly his castle. "Even when they came to kill you, the Taliban knocked on the door and waited for you come out. They didn't touch your wife or daughter. They never came inside. Never."'

Yeah, because Russians and Communists are so into that due-process thing. Hah! And I expect that all the Uzbeks and Arabs and Chechens among the Taliban's allies didn't give much of a shit about Afghan civil rights, either. Look what they did to the Hazara.

To sum up, Rall is still a slimeball and still needs to STFU. But you knew that already.

220 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:28pm

re: #208 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I was at my parent's house when Rikki Rocket from Posion showed up to talk about some motorcycle parts with my Dad.

Drew Barrymore hit me in the balls with her umbrella once when she was a little kid.

221 mikalm  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:46pm

re: #189 tradewind

He doesn't even deserve the sack.

Like the joke: Q) What's the difference between T*d R*ll, and a sack of sh!t? A) The sack!

Seriously -- I consider him possibly the vilest and most degenerate person working in the MSM, which is saying something.

222 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:49pm

re: #207 Honorary Yooper

Um, no, that's where I'm right. Go to the grocery store next time and look at the ingredients label.

No ,, I mean you would be wrong saying "you're thinking" ((hence the highlight of those 2 words)

gggeeezzz ,,, when ya gotta splain the self depricating joke,,,

223 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:56pm

re: #214 Honorary Yooper

Mmmm. Now that's milk. A bit pricey, but always excellent.

Try the Frozen Yogurt.

224 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:20:58pm

re: #120 mikalm

Hey, look who just slithered out from under his rock!

Is that some sort of joke?

225 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:11pm

re: #220 Nevergiveup

Drew Barrymore hit me in the balls with her umbrella once when she was a little kid.

And that's the truth

226 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:15pm

re: #194 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Damn my grammer...

Yore spelling is baad to...
:)

227 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:19pm

re: #169 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

By the way, the "Silk" chocolate milk is very good.

That's not milk.

228 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:19pm

re: #190 Nevergiveup

No I'm in my offfice watching it on TV. Wish I was in Camden Yards.

Went to a game there once...it is a beautiful place to watch a game.

229 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:26pm

re: #181 Occasional Reader

You were trying to LEGALIZE RAPE ! ! !, weren't you?

The very fact that a woman as dumb as a bag of mice can play any role at all is a testament to what a fine actress Cameron Diaz is.

230 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:33pm

re: #220 Nevergiveup

Drew Barrymore hit me in the balls with her umbrella once when she was a little kid.

LOL LOL

Not at your pain, of course.

231 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:35pm

re: #215 LGoPs

My daughter looks like Cameron Diaz. Good for her that she got her looks from her mother...

Is she coming to the next lizard meetup?

WHAT? I didn't write that.

232 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:43pm

re: #223 opnion

Try the Frozen Yogurt.

Think I'll do that. Had their ice cream many times.

233 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:56pm

re: #202 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I once sat next to Douglas Bader's nephew on an airplane flight.

/I dare anyone to come up with a more obscure one than that !


How crowded does it get with two in the Cockpit of a Spitfire eh?...:)

234 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:21:57pm

re: #220 Nevergiveup

Drew Barrymore hit me in the balls with her umbrella once when she was a little kid.

I think we have a winner!

235 so.cal.swede  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:22:05pm

re: #40 sattv4u2

Bitter ,, and clinging to it's guns and it's religion

pretty good post/karma rating =)

236 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:22:11pm

re: #214 Honorary Yooper

Mmmm. Now that's milk. A bit pricey, but always excellent.

Somehow that glass bottle makes it worth it and taste better. Good lemonade too. Or Peterson's Ice Cream in Oak Park, IL.

237 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:22:15pm

re: #231 Occasional Reader

Is she coming to the next lizard meetup?

WHAT? I didn't write that.

If it's in Chicago I'll see if she can make it...
:)

238 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:22:22pm

re: #221 mikalm

Like the joke: Q) What's the difference between T*d R*ll, and a sack of sh!t? A) The sack!

Seriously -- I consider him possibly the vilest and most degenerate person working in the MSM, which is saying something.

And a horrible artist too.

239 KenJen  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:22:34pm

re: #202 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I once sat next to Douglas Bader's nephew on an airplane flight.

/I dare anyone to come up with a more obscure one than that !

I know the guy who played one of the terrorists in Passanger 57 with Wesley Snipes. He is also the same guy who shot Jake on Melrose Place.

240 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:22:35pm

re: #221 mikalm

It's a tossup between Rall and Scheer.

241 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:22:53pm

re: #220 Nevergiveup

Drew Barrymore hit me in the balls with her umbrella once when she was a little kid.

She wants another shot at you now that she's an adult!

242 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:08pm

re: #230 loppyd

LOL LOL

Not at your pain, of course.

It was in a restaurant in NYC. She was playing around with a friend near the bathrooms and playing with her umbrella and hit me by mistake.

243 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:12pm

The "Silk" chocolate liquid product is very tasty.

How's that?

244 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:29pm

re: #193 Honorary Yooper

FIFY. Soy products are not, and never will be milk.

And white chocolate is an insult to chocolate!

245 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:35pm

re: #206 Nevergiveup

If I knew who that was?

Precisely. Only a hardcore airplane buff would.

Douglas Bader
A WWII RAF ace, who had lost both legs between the wars.

246 Learned Mother of Zion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:40pm

re: #160 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ted Rall is a worthless sack of shit

A sack of shit can fertilize a garden.

247 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:42pm

re: #220 Nevergiveup

Drew Barrymore hit me in the balls with her umbrella once when she was a little kid.

I got drunk at David Brudnoy's (late of WBZ, in Boston) studio (off his gin) and bummed cigarettes from one of his guests, who had written a book about legal prostitution in Nevada.

248 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:48pm

re: #227 Ben Hur

It's got that icky soybean aftertaste...
Just saying...

249 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:48pm

re: #241 sattv4u2

She wants another shot at you now that she's an adult!

She was cuter then.

250 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:23:54pm

re: #242 Nevergiveup

It was in a restaurant in NYC. She was playing around with a friend near the bathrooms and playing with her umbrella and hit me by mistake.

Was it the metal point on the end?

251 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:07pm

I went Christmas shopping with Elle McPherson once.

252 filetandrelease  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:21pm

re: #234 Occasional Reader
Hey, I got drunk with Lauran Bacall a couple of times.

253 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:22pm

re: #231 Occasional Reader

Is she coming to the next lizard meetup?

WHAT? I didn't write that.

I wouldn't let you guys near my pleasantly plump cousin w/ three kids/

254 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:28pm

re: #249 Nevergiveup

She was cuter then.

from what I hear, so were your balls!

255 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:34pm

re: #247 Guanxi88

I got drunk at David Brudnoy's (late of WBZ, in Boston) studio (off his gin) and bummed cigarettes from one of his guests, who had written a book about legal prostitution in Nevada.

That is very, very cool.

256 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:37pm

re: #212 sattv4u2

K ,, I was sitting next to YOU as YOU were sitting nect to Douglas Bader's nephew

LOL!
*rimshot*

257 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:38pm

re: #162 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I tried to pick up Cameron Diaz's stand-in.

The one who did the window boob shot in Mary?

258 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:39pm

re: #251 Occasional Reader

I went Christmas shopping with Elle McPherson once.

I crashed John F'ing Kerry Christmas Party in 1998.

259 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:42pm

re: #245 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Precisely. Only a hardcore airplane buff would.

Douglas Bader
A WWII RAF ace, who had lost both legs between the wars.

Wow- I should have known that. Inspirational for sure.

260 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:43pm

re: #251 Occasional Reader

I went Christmas shopping with Elle McPherson once.


Well... okay, I followed her down Fifth Avenue and into Bergdorf Goodman. Whatever.

261 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:24:51pm

re: #249 Nevergiveup

She was cuter then.

But not legal.

262 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:25:13pm

re: #251 Occasional Reader

I went Christmas shopping with Elle McPherson once.

Was that the time that Tom Brady and I ran into you two?

263 KenJen  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:25:18pm

re: #243 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The "Silk" chocolate liquid product is very tasty.

How's that?

I've heard that it makes men grow boobs. Or moobs as I like to call them.

264 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:25:26pm

Oh gosh... Ben Stein is commencement speaker for Liberty University. I wonder how many Jew's have been the commencement speaker at Liberty.

Helped himself with the movie about the "subject that shall not be named".

265 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:25:27pm

re: #213 victor_yugo

I have met both Steve Wozniak and Jack Tramiel. I even rode Woz's Segway.

Not obscure enough.

266 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:25:37pm

re: #250 loppyd

Was it the metal point on the end?

Oh yeah, but I survived.

267 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:25:44pm

re: #67 Occasional Reader

I remember BEGGING my mom to get us those. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

We used to get the almost-expired sticks from the pilot survival kits that were thrown out. Mmmm, Korean War era Chick-O-Stix.

/

268 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:25:48pm

re: #260 Occasional Reader

Well... okay, I followed her down Fifth Avenue and into Bergdorf Goodman. Whatever.

And she's now got a restraining order against you?

269 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:25:53pm

re: #251 Occasional Reader

I went Christmas shopping with Elle McPherson once.

You know she has never called me...

270 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:02pm

re: #253 Afrocity

I wouldn't let you guys near my pleasantly plump cousin w/ three kids/

You are wise, indeed.

271 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:18pm

re: #255 loppyd

That is very, very cool.

Yeah, he used to do the show from a studio in his townhouse on Comm ave. New a guy who knew a guy who got me the chance to meet Bruds and sit in on the show.

Brudnoy was a civilized host, both on the radio and in person: you could drink as much as you wanted, provided you didn't get sloppy, and could smoke anything legal, provided you didn't get ashes or burn-marks on his stuff.

272 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:25pm

re: #266 Nevergiveup

Oh yeah, but I survived.

yikes.

I kicked a neighbor in the boys when we were kids. He punched my in the face in return.

Those were the days...

273 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:28pm

re: #269 LGoPs

You know she has never called me...

Yes she has. She's called you many things!

274 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:30pm

re: #251 Occasional Reader

I went Christmas shopping with Elle McPherson once.

I dated (famous guy name) once

275 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:32pm

re: #268 scottishbuzzsaw

And she's now got a restraining order against you?

That's just her way of teasing.

276 JHW  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:34pm

I ran smack into Richard Nixon when I was a kid and got him to say "Oomph".

277 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:37pm

re: #254 sattv4u2

from what I hear, so were your balls!

I want to know how you and Beer Drinking Victory Monkey know that?

278 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:26:39pm

re: #213 victor_yugo

I have met both Steve Wozniak and Jack Tramiel. I even rode Woz's Segway.

I am certain Woz's Segway riding is far better than his dancing.

279 Learned Mother of Zion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:27:01pm

re: #263 KenJen

I've heard that it makes men grow boobs. Or moobs as I like to call them.

And then they have to wear a mansierre? Or a bro as I like to call them.

280 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:27:14pm

re: #258 Guanxi88

I crashed John F'ing Kerry Christmas Party in 1998.

He probbly thought you were Ghengis Khan...

281 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:27:29pm

re: #271 Guanxi88

Yeah, he used to do the show from a studio in his townhouse on Comm ave. New a guy who knew a guy who got me the chance to meet Bruds and sit in on the show.

Brudnoy was a civilized host, both on the radio and in person: you could drink as much as you wanted, provided you didn't get sloppy, and could smoke anything legal, provided you didn't get ashes or burn-marks on his stuff.

His coverage on election night 2004 kept me sane.

282 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:27:30pm

re: #268 scottishbuzzsaw

And she's now got a restraining order against you?

Now that I think of it, no, she doesn't.

Which means... she's totally into me!

283 mikalm  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:27:40pm

I shook hands with Bo Diddley before one of his concerts in L.A.

284 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:27:46pm

re: #277 Nevergiveup

I want to know how you and Beer Drinking Victory Monkey know that?

You placed your internet camera on top of your CPU on the floor instead of on top of the monitor on the desk!

285 Learned Mother of Zion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:27:51pm

I don't know any celebrities, but my son has met Vlad Putin and George W. Bush.

286 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:27:53pm

While I was doing security work in Minnesota, I did an executive protection detail for Pat Robertson of the 700 club.

287 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:02pm

re: #278 Honorary Yooper

I am certain Woz's Segway riding is far better than his dancing.

Yeah, but it was all just in fun, like most of his ventures these days.

288 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:13pm

re: #274 Afrocity

I dated (famous guy name) once

Fawkes?
Ritchie?
Pearce?

289 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:18pm

re: #274 Afrocity

I dated (famous guy name) once

I'm sure you did.

290 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:26pm

BBIAB

291 filetandrelease  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:33pm

re: #283 mikalm

I shook hands with Bo Diddley before one of his concerts in L.A.


You know Diddley!?

292 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:35pm

re: #246 Alouette

A sack of shit can fertilize a garden.

So could Ted if used properly

293 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:45pm

I once startled the hell out of Bjork.

294 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:45pm

re: #285 Alouette

I don't know any celebrities, but my son has met Vlad Putin and George W. Bush.

I have hosted Putin and Laura Bush

295 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:49pm

re: #258 Guanxi88

I crashed John F'ing Kerry Christmas Party in 1998.

At his Louisburg Square manse?

296 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:28:51pm

re: #259 Nevergiveup

Wow- I should have known that. Inspirational for sure.

Reach for the Sky -- movie and book

297 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:29:08pm

re: #283 mikalm

I shook hands with Bo Diddley before one of his concerts in L.A.

Ok. You=awesome.

298 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:29:09pm

re: #269 LGoPs

Maybe sometime we will have a ' which celebs are most polite/ rudest/best-worst- looking without makeup' thread, and I'll clean up. My kids are a little weary of my 'guess who I had on my flight back when ' stories.

299 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:29:16pm

re: #274 Afrocity

I dated (famous guy name) once

OK I don't want to know who, just was he any good?

300 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:29:32pm

re: #276 JHW

I ran smack into Richard Nixon when I was a kid and got him to say "Oomph".

I nearly ran smack into Madeleine Albright while jogging in Manhattan once. (I'd much rather run smack into Elle McPherson, but we can't always choose these things.)

301 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:29:34pm

re: #283 mikalm

I shook hands with Bo Diddley before one of his concerts in L.A.

Met with Maynard from Tool backstage after one of his shows, nice guy

302 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:29:35pm

re: #286 Dustyvet

While I was doing security work in Minnesota, I did an executive protection detail for Pat Robertson of the 700 club.

A man of faith needs a bodyguard?

DOES ... NOT ... COMPUTE ... ERROR ... ERROR ... MUST STERILIZE ...

303 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:29:45pm

re: #293 Sharmuta

I once startled the hell out of Bjork.

Hey Sharm! I thought of you this weekend. I played "It's so quiet" and thought my beautiful Sharm!

304 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:29:47pm

re: #293 Sharmuta

I once startled the hell out of Bjork.

Shar ... Bjork has startled the hell out of me many times ... I like some of her stuff ...

305 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:00pm

re: #285 Alouette

I don't know any celebrities, but my son has met Vlad Putin and George W. Bush.

I shook George W. Bush's hand at a rally...

I wish I could have talked to him.

306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:08pm

re: #299 Nevergiveup

OK I don't want to know who, just was he any good?

She said once! What kind of girl do you think she is!

/

307 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:09pm

My daughter was at a party last week with Claire Dane - guess who the DJ was - - - no, shit, it was Moby - The Moby!

308 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:14pm

{Afro}

309 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:18pm

I've oft been mistaken for a well known movie character...

310 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:20pm

re: #302 victor_yugo

A man of faith needs a bodyguard?

DOES ... NOT ... COMPUTE ... ERROR ... ERROR ... MUST STERILIZE ...

Yup three of them...:)

311 Lincolntf  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:25pm

Hi all. Anyone else reveling in the newly minted baseball season?

312 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:29pm

I was in the elevator at Yankee stadium with Mayor Rudy once.

313 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:35pm

re: #280 LGoPs

He probbly thought you were Ghengis Khan...

Well, from the way I acted before I was invited to go elsewhere, I'm sure my presence is seared, seared, into his memory.

Had you been there, you'd have noticed a slim(ish) guy, in dark charcoal suiting by Brooks Brothers, pouring drinks down his throat as fast as possibly, pausing in between rounds to add a finger-sandwich to the cargo.

314 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:41pm

re: #276 JHW

I ran smack into Richard Nixon when I was a kid and got him to say "Oomph".

I literally ran into Bozo the Clown at Logan airport when I was kid...did I mention clowns terrify me?

315 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:47pm

My company sold some items to a "G. Nash" of California not long ago. He paid for them, but never bothered to have them delivered to him. After a while, they're just taking up space, so I called Mr. Nash & politely but firmly asked him to please pick up his purchases. It was only after I got off the phone that I realized it was Graham Nash of Crosby, Stills & Nash!

316 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:51pm

re: #294 Afrocity

I have hosted Putin and Laura Bush

Impressive. Though I liked the "cute little girl from E.T. smacked me in the balls" story more for sheer fun.

317 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:54pm

re: #299 Nevergiveup

OK I don't want to know who, just was he any good?

No. Noodle Roni would have been better. (shudder, still brings back bad memories)

318 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:30:58pm

re: #309 LGoPs

Shrek?
(JK)

319 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:09pm

re: #311 Lincolntf

Hi all. Anyone else reveling in the newly minted baseball season?

But of course. I even endured Joe Morgan last night!

320 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:15pm

re: #311 Lincolntf

Hi all. Anyone else reveling in the newly minted baseball season?

Yeah but Baltimore just went ahead of the Yankees 3-1

321 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:21pm

re: #309 LGoPs

I've oft been mistaken for a well known movie character...

Jack Elam?

/running like hell!

322 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:21pm

re: #293 Sharmuta

I once startled the hell out of Bjork.

Kiki Stockhammer threw a door open in my face at a tradeshow once. This was back in the days when she was spokeswoman for Play, Inc.

323 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:22pm

re: #318 tradewind

Shrek?
(JK)

Close...

324 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:35pm

re: #314 scottishbuzzsaw

I literally ran into Bozo the Clown at Logan airport when I was kid...did I mention clowns terrify me?

Me too. Clowns are the devil.

325 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:41pm

re: #313 Guanxi88

Well, from the way I acted before I was invited to go elsewhere, I'm sure my presence is seared, seared, into his memory.

Had you been there, you'd have noticed a slim(ish) guy, in dark charcoal suiting by Brooks Brothers, pouring drinks down his throat as fast as possibly, pausing in between rounds to add a finger-sandwich to the cargo.

Please tell this old Vietnam Veteran that you at least bit the son of bitch...:)

326 mikalm  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:44pm

Back in my L.A. punk-rock days, Darby Crash hit me up for drugs (no, I didn't have or distribute any!)

327 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:31:45pm

re: #310 Dustyvet

Yup three of them...:)

Bad pun! No cookie!

328 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:09pm

re: #307 jamgarr

My daughter was at a party last week with Claire Dane - guess who the DJ was - - - no, shit, it was Moby - The Moby!

Which leads us back to soy milk - didn't he say that he feeds his boy soy milk in the hopes that it'll turn him gay?

329 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:09pm

re: #323 LGoPs

Got to be Mikey, then.

330 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:13pm

I met Jodi Foster...

331 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:20pm
332 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:26pm

re: #320 Nevergiveup

Yeah but Baltimore just went ahead of the Yankees 3-1

Okay stupid question. Is the new stadium open yet?

333 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:31pm

re: #319 loppyd

But of course. I even endured Joe Morgan last night!

G-D when is ESPN gonna dump him? But he hates the Yankees so why do you hate him?

334 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:38pm

re: #329 tradewind

Got to be Mikey, then.

Nah. Jabba the Hut...
:)

335 JHW  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:44pm

re: #314 scottishbuzzsaw

Ha! Nowadays though I wish it'd been Jimmy I'd run into, with a full head of kid-steam going. I'd have made him forget that rabbit!

336 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:49pm

re: #295 loppyd

At his Louisburg Square manse?

NO, this one was at the Four Seasons; I used to sort of wander around there sometimes after taking on a suitable supply of fuel to see how the better half lived. And there he was, and there I was, and so, in I went (ballroom type of thing, on the second floor. when you climbed to the top of the stairs, Aujor D'hui was on your left, the ballrooms on your right).

337 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:51pm

re: #320 Nevergiveup

Yeah but Baltimore just went ahead of the Yankees 3-1

what inning?

338 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:32:59pm

re: #328 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Which leads us back to soy milk - didn't he say that he feeds his boy soy milk in the hopes that it'll turn him gay?

BDVM ... you are kidding ... right ... please tell me you are ... is Moby gay? ...

339 gregg  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:09pm

It's a little known fact that the predominant language spoken in states 51 through 57 is Austrian.

/ I'm just kidding.

340 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:15pm

re: #334 LGoPs

Hell's bells, those two aren't even in the same universe!
:)

341 mikalm  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:16pm

At a conference on drug abuse, I fielded a call from Betty Ford to one of her underlings.

342 Lincolntf  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:18pm

re: #320 Nevergiveup

Sounds good to me. My team (I'll give you one guess) got rained out. I ended up with an inordinate number of Yankees on my fantasy team, so I will be quasi-rooting for them some of the time.

343 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:22pm

re: #317 Afrocity

No. Noodle Roni would have been better. (shudder, still brings back bad memories)

Okay, you just beat out the "smacked me in the balls" story and pulled into a clear lead...

344 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:25pm

re: #333 Nevergiveup

G-D when is ESPN gonna dump him? But he hates the Yankees so why do you hate him?

Because he is a fool and a tool and listening to him makes me want to kill someone?

345 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:30pm

I shot some smack with Jerry.

346 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:31pm

re: #330 loppyd

I met Jodi Foster...

You didn't shoot Reagan did ya?

347 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:47pm

re: #338 JacksonTn

BDVM ... you are kidding ... right ... please tell me you are ... is Moby gay? ...

No I don't think Moby is gay. I saw him at TeaNY and he was with someone- a woman.

348 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:50pm

re: #328 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Which leads us back to soy milk - didn't he say that he feeds his boy soy milk in the hopes that it'll turn him gay?


wouldn't surprise me

349 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:33:50pm

re: #332 Afrocity

Okay stupid question. Is the new stadium open yet?

Yes- home opener is the 16th

350 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:00pm

re: #325 Dustyvet

Please tell this old Vietnam Veteran that you at least bit the son of bitch...:)

No, but I ate his food, drank his booze, and generally made a boor of myself til I was gently encouraged to leave.

351 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:06pm

Just kidding.

352 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:08pm

re: #345 Ben Hur

I shot some smack with Jerry.

BH ... Brown or Garcia ...

353 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:09pm

re: #345 Ben Hur

So you're really the other Ben...

354 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:12pm

re: #337 loppyd

what inning?

5 or 6th I think

355 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:24pm

re: #347 Afrocity

No I don't think Moby is gay. I saw him at TeaNY and he was with someone- a woman.

Got to do the Dundee check to make sure

356 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:24pm

I sold Bono some beer. OK- it was his manager. But Bono drank the beer I sold.

357 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:40pm

re: #330 loppyd

I met Jodi Foster...

I rescued her once from a bunch of lowdown pimps, in a bloody gun battle.

No, wait... that was a movie. Never mind.

358 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:34:50pm

re: #338 JacksonTn

BDVM ... you are kidding ... right ... please tell me you are ... is Moby gay? ...

No, but I do recall him saying that the high estrogen content in soy products could make his kid catch a case of gayness

359 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:00pm

re: #342 Lincolntf

Sounds good to me. My team (I'll give you one guess) got rained out. I ended up with an inordinate number of Yankees on my fantasy team, so I will be quasi-rooting for them some of the time.

Well both Boston and the White Sox got rained out but I'll go with the Red Sox

360 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:02pm

re: #350 Guanxi88

No, but I ate his food, drank his booze, and generally made a boor of myself til I was gently encouraged to leave.

I would have been taken away in handcuffs...:)

361 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:02pm

re: #345 Ben Hur

I shot some smack with Jerry.

I smoked pot with certain members of Nirvana.

362 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:12pm

Stood in line behind David Byrne at a Store 24 in Beantown (he was buying 2 packs of Marlboro Lights and a Boston Globe).

363 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:18pm

re: #358 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

No, but I do recall him saying that the high estrogen content in soy products could make his kid catch a case of gayness

He should just play his CDs for the kid

364 mikalm  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:20pm

re: #347 Afrocity

No I don't think Moby is gay. I saw him at TeaNY and he was with someone- a woman.

He's str8 or bisexual. The "gay kid" comment was just metrosexual freak-out-the-hicks posturing.

365 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:26pm

Met Jessie Owens and Gordy Howe once.

366 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:32pm

re: #361 MandyManners

Mandy, you were almost famous.

367 snowcrash  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:34pm

FYI Glen Beck is doing the FEMA camps now.

368 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:36pm

re: #321 pre-Boomer Marine brat

MWAH!

Good afternoon, Lizards!

369 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:37pm

re: #338 JacksonTn

BDVM ... you are kidding ... right ... please tell me you are ... is Moby gay? ...

He's a vegan. Many vegans raise their children as vegans.

370 filetandrelease  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:39pm

Paul Tibbits was over for dinner a while back.

371 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:35:40pm

re: #354 Nevergiveup

5 or 6th I think

Actually bottom 4th

372 KenJen  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:01pm

re: #324 loppyd

Me too. Clowns are the devil.

Barbara Streisand singing Send in the Clowns gives me nightmares.

373 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:04pm

One of my best friends from childhood got a Lincoln given to her by Elvis.

374 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:14pm

I talked to Sarah McLaughlin once. We talked about David Letterman.

375 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:19pm

re: #361 MandyManners

I smoked pot with certain members of Nirvana.

I know two women whom Wil Wheaton tried to pick up at sci-fi conventions with the promise of free weed backstage.

376 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:21pm

re: #361 MandyManners

I smoked pot with certain members of Nirvana.

I am officially jealous.

377 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:21pm

re: #372 KenJen

Barbara Streisand singing Send in the Clowns gives me nightmares.

378 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:25pm

re: #370 filetandrelease

Paul Tibbits was over for dinner a while back.

I think you talked about that a while back didn't ya? I was impressed.

379 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:33pm

re: #373 MandyManners

One of my best friends from childhood got a Lincoln given to her by Elvis.

Is that what he called it?

380 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:37pm

re: #271 Guanxi88

Yeah, he used to do the show from a studio in his townhouse on Comm ave. New a guy who knew a guy who got me the chance to meet Bruds and sit in on the show.

Brudnoy was a civilized host, both on the radio and in person: you could drink as much as you wanted, provided you didn't get sloppy, and could smoke anything legal, provided you didn't get ashes or burn-marks on his stuff.

His was the only talk show I listened to. Got on once or twice, too, on the phone.
I do remember him and Dave Barry, I believe, getting quite drunk on the air.

381 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:49pm

re: #365 jamgarr

Met Jessie Owens and Gordy Howe once.

I worked with a doctor who used to run with Jessie Owens.

382 Mike in Georgia  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:51pm

I met Linda Vaughn(Miss Hurst Golden Shifter) once. One of the
guys I was with asked her if those were real. She showed us.

383 mikalm  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:57pm

re: #345 Ben Hur

I shot some smack with Jerry.

I smoked weed with both his daughter Annabelle, and Bill Kreutzmann's son.

384 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:36:57pm

Paul Simon tried to pick me up on an airplane coming from New York once a gazillion years ago ... man is he ever short and he did a comb over even then ... creepy ...

385 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:37:08pm

re: #336 Guanxi88

NO, this one was at the Four Seasons; I used to sort of wander around there sometimes after taking on a suitable supply of fuel to see how the better half lived. And there he was, and there I was, and so, in I went (ballroom type of thing, on the second floor. when you climbed to the top of the stairs, Aujor D'hui was on your left, the ballrooms on your right).

That is funny!

Did you see his freakishly large head?

386 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:37:15pm

re: #367 snowcrash

FYI Glen Beck is doing the FEMA camps now.

He seems to be debunking them.

387 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:37:28pm

I sat next to Jake Bucy over on Catalina Island last year. I was deeply hurt and disappointed that he didn't seem to recognize me...
/

388 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:37:39pm

re: #380 Kosh's Shadow

His was the only talk show I listened to. Got on once or twice, too, on the phone.
I do remember him and Dave Barry, I believe, getting quite drunk on the air.

Good times, indeed.

389 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:37:48pm

re: #385 loppyd

That is funny!

Did you see his freakishly large head?

The Space Station can see it ,,, WITHOUT a telescope!

390 Dianna  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:37:49pm

I admit that I don't know anyone famous.

Though I may have smacked Eddie Veder. Not sure, it was dark and I'd been drinking.

But he sure deserved it.

391 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:37:55pm

Sarah McLaughlin is really nice, BTW.

392 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:37:57pm

re: #373 MandyManners

One of my best friends from childhood got a Lincoln given to her by Elvis.

Mandy it wasn't your friend that died at 14 was it?

393 JHW  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:02pm

re: #361 MandyManners

I smoked pot with certain members of Nirvana.

That whole gang comes from a very close town to me. Down on its luck and trying to make a buck from Kurt Cobain tourism, concrete statues of him and other assorted schlock.

394 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:03pm

re: #379 Ben Hur

Is that what he called it?

We were kids.

395 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:11pm

re: #374 Sharmuta

I talked to Sarah McLaughlin once. We talked about David Letterman.

Love her voice.

396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:20pm

re: #372 KenJen

Barbara Streisand singing Send in the Clowns gives me nightmares.

Best tee shirt I ever saw. Inverted pyramid in text... simply said...

Can't sleep; clowns'll eat me.

over and over in descending font size...

397 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:20pm

re: #383 mikalm

I smoked weed with both his daughter Annabelle, and Bill Kreutzmann's son.


That is kick ass.

398 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:30pm

re: #381 scottishbuzzsaw

I worked with a doctor who used to run with Jessie Owens.

Remember the kid who played Oliver? He's a Doctor in London...:)

399 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:31pm

re: #392 Afrocity

Mandy it wasn't your friend that died at 14 was it?

No.

400 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:33pm

re: #362 Guanxi88

Stood in line behind David Byrne at a Store 24 in Beantown (he was buying 2 packs of Marlboro Lights and a Boston Globe).

I met Robin Williams at Perry's Deli on 3rd street in Napa..
Perry's is the best Deli in the world

401 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:37pm

re: #381 scottishbuzzsaw

I worked with a doctor who used to run with Jessie Owens.


Not for long, I bet

402 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:46pm

re: #357 Occasional Reader

I rescued her once from a bunch of lowdown pimps, in a bloody gun battle.

No, wait... that was a movie. Never mind.

I recommended that she purchase some beach plum jelly...

403 mikalm  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:49pm

re: #375 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I know two women whom Wil Wheaton tried to pick up at sci-fi conventions with the promise of free weed backstage.

Way back in the early-90s BBS days, I performed an online "wedding" between Wil and an Iranian-American girl who liked quoting Rumi. I believe it may have been the first (nonbinding) cyberspace nuptials ceremony in history.

404 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:51pm

re: #390 Dianna

I admit that I don't know anyone famous.

Though I may have smacked Eddie Veder. Not sure, it was dark and I'd been drinking.

But he sure deserved it.

I almost got run over in a parking lot by Weird Al.

405 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:52pm

I met Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, and Mike Nelson.

406 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:54pm

re: #391 Sharmuta

Sarah McLaughlin is really nice, BTW.

If she's as nice as her voice, she's a peach.

407 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:38:56pm

re: #368 goddessoftheclassroom

MWAH!

Good afternoon, Lizards!

Cats laying together with dogs?! Armageddon has surely come for us!

408 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:00pm

re: #390 Dianna

Up ding because that guy drives me nuts. I hope you did smack him! heehee

409 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:16pm

re: #390 Dianna

I admit that I don't know anyone famous.

Though I may have smacked Eddie Veder. Not sure, it was dark and I'd been drinking.

But he sure deserved it.

I used to lust after him...

410 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:20pm

re: #394 MandyManners

We were kids.


Ah. THAT Elvis.

Sorry.

411 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:28pm

re: #404 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I almost got run over in a parking lot by Weird Al.

OK, you win!

412 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:29pm

re: #405 Occasional Reader

I met Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, and Mike Nelson.

I saw Mel Gibson in a movie once...

413 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:38pm

re: #381 scottishbuzzsaw

I worked with a doctor who used to run with behind Jessie Owens.


Probably fixed that for ya!

414 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:51pm

I bowed and kissed the ring of the King of Saudi Arabia once.

/ducks

415 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:52pm

re: #396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

over and over in descending font size...

lol, I had that shirt

416 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:52pm

re: #396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Best commercial candidate has to be the e-trader baby who hired a clown and ' forgot about the creep factor'... I laughed til I cried...

417 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:54pm

re: #404 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I almost got run over in a parking lot by Weird Al.

Dude, I would have gotten an autograph

418 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:58pm

re: #405 Occasional Reader

I met Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, and Mike Nelson.

But not TV's Frank?

419 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:39:59pm

re: #368 goddessoftheclassroom

MWAH!

Good afternoon, Lizards!

GET AWAY FROM ME !

420 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:05pm

Oh, this is hilarious.

421 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:16pm

re: #405 Occasional Reader

I met Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, and Mike Nelson.

Really? Sweet (if true).

I know a guy who did guest spots on the bowling show Comedy Central used to run.

422 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:19pm

Yoko Ono walked her dog with me in Central Park.
I sat next to Chris Mathews at a dinner
I side struck Ethan Hawk in Borders on 63rd and broadway
Stood in line with Julliane Moore.

But when you live in NYC that stuff is common.

423 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:20pm

re: #398 Dustyvet

Remember the kid who played Oliver? He's a Doctor in London...:)

I did not know that!

424 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:21pm

re: #405 Occasional Reader

I met Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, and Mike Nelson.

SONOFABITCH!

//

425 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:30pm

re: #400 HoosierHoops

I met Robin Williams at Perry's Deli on 3rd street in Napa..
Perry's is the best Deli in the world

I met him at a Playoff or Series game at Yankee Stadium more than once. I thought he was an unfriendly bastard. Not to me, since I didn't give a rat's ass, but to some people who did come up to him.

426 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:31pm

re: #375 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I know two women whom Wil Wheaton tried to pick up at sci-fi conventions with the promise of free weed backstage.

I had drinks with Gordon Dickson. Very nice guy. And very knowledgeable.
Also Jerry Pournelle. He loves ouzo, or did back in around 1977.
And we played one of our audio comedy pieces for Rich Sternbach (science fiction artist and technical consultant for Star Trek: The Next Generation, although that was to come later)

This was all from being a big shot in a college science fiction society that ran a yearly convention.

427 Dianna  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:35pm

re: #409 loppyd

I used to lust after him...

I'm sorry to read that.

It's odd, I rather liked Pearl Jam's first album, until I saw a picture of the band, and realized that Eddie looked a heck of a lot like a guy I smacked in a club in the 80's.

428 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:36pm

Jeremy Roenick stole my friend's Sharpie.

429 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:53pm

Accident a mile from my house. Four dead.

Sigh.

430 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:40:56pm

re: #419 pre-Boomer Marine brat

GET AWAY FROM ME !

Fine.

431 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:41:04pm

I met a friend of mine for lunch up in LA, she was working for an agency at that time for musicians and actors.

While she was showing me around the office, in walks Jimmy Page. She introduced me to him. I think I responded articulately with something like

bhjfjsutjsbgbshg...hee hee hee...mpfmnnshp...giggle, giggle, snort!

432 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:41:21pm

re: #418 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

But not TV's Frank?

Actually, come to think of it... yes. He sort of wandered by and said hello.

(Best Brains studio tour, circa 1993)

433 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:41:25pm

re: #406 MandyManners

If she's as nice as her voice, she's a peach.

She's really down to earth- nice lady.

434 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:41:48pm

re: #405 Occasional Reader

I met Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, and Mike Nelson.


I met cambot

435 Dianna  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:42:03pm

re: #426 Kosh's Shadow

I had drinks with Gordon Dickson. Very nice guy. And very knowledgeable.
Also Jerry Pournelle. He loves ouzo, or did back in around 1977.
And we played one of our audio comedy pieces for Rich Sternbach (science fiction artist and technical consultant for Star Trek: The Next Generation, although that was to come later)

This was all from being a big shot in a college science fiction society that ran a yearly convention.

I was working a convention (as a temp) and Jerry Pournelle was just awful.

436 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:42:05pm

My gran met the Oak Ridge Boys. One of them sat on her desk.

437 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:42:06pm

re: #404 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I almost got run over in a parking lot by Weird Al.

"Frank, they aren't here to see you. Weird Al Yankovich is on that plane."
The Naked Gun

438 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:42:06pm

re: #431 Russkilitlover

I met a friend of mine for lunch up in LA, she was working for an agency at that time for musicians and actors.

While she was showing me around the office, in walks Jimmy Page. She introduced me to him. I think I responded articulately with something like

bhjfjsutjsbgbshg...hee hee hee...mpfmnnshp...giggle, giggle, snort!

439 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:42:07pm

re: #422 Afrocity

Was it the Winston Churchill installation dinner? My husband took the boys up to Norfolk or some place like that for some ship being christened, and C. Matthews was the keynote speaker at the dinner. This was when he was still sane...

440 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:42:33pm

re: #385 loppyd

That is funny!

Did you see his freakishly large head?

Like an orange on a toothpick. Hey, Senator! Why the long face?

Good times.

The great thing to remember, if you ever mean to try to crash the upper-crust's parties, is that you have to look like you belong. Doesn't mean you have to look rich or famous, just means you have to carry yourself a certain way. Act like you've been there before, as they say.

Clothes are the big give-away; you want a good, solid outfit (sportscoat and dress trousers - a suit is a dead give-away; suits are for business), nothing fancy, nothing elaborate, a good shirt, quiet, conservative tie, and (this is key) good shoes. None of your stuff should be obviously new; new clothes, especially a good outfit with all the trimmings, marks you as a climber.

Look clean-cut, but with soft hands, and you're ready to go. It helps, too, if the staff in the place know you. I was on very good terms with the bar-tender (Heili, or something like that), and from spending so much time there, got to be "familiar" to the staff. A nod from me got a nod and a smile back from them, and that was usually enough to get me in most places.

441 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:42:47pm

re: #425 Nevergiveup

I met him at a Playoff or Series game at Yankee Stadium more than once. I thought he was an unfriendly bastard. Not to me, since I didn't give a rat's ass, but to some people who did come up to him.

Might explain why he cut the line at Perry's Deli..
After all he is Celebrity and has a house in the Valley.

442 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:09pm

re: #417 ConservatismNow!

Dude, I would have gotten an autograph

I had run back to the car to put my jacket in it and was running when a car almost hit me. I stopped short, he stopped, I waved him on, he kept going and I said "Was that Weird Al? Nah, couldn't be." An hour later, the Special Announcer for the show we went to see stepped on stage and it was Weird Al.

443 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:09pm

re: #422 Afrocity

But when you live in NYC that stuff is common.

I had absolutely terrible celebrity-fu when I lived in Manhattan. Apart from my brief Elle stalking story, I got practically nothin'.

444 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:18pm

I met Merv Griffin and Zsa Zsa.

445 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:18pm

re: #423 scottishbuzzsaw

I did not know that!

After his film career, Lester took his A Levels at the age of 28 and became an osteopath, studying at the British School of Osteopathy.

446 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:22pm

re: #389 sattv4u2

The Space Station can see it ,,, WITHOUT a telescope!



Maybe they loaned him his special space suit?

447 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:25pm

I met Goose Gossage in the bathroom at Mickey Mantle's Restaurant. Real nice guy. He said hello to me, but didn't offer to shake my hand since we were both peeing.

448 reine.de.tout  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:42pm

Too funny to keep to myself.
Hope ya'll enjoy. It does NOT involve a bow of any sort.

449 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:44pm

re: #236 Afrocity

Somehow that glass bottle makes it worth it and taste better. Good lemonade too. Or Peterson's Ice Cream in Oak Park, IL.

Unfortunately Peterson's Ice Cream on Chicago Ave is closed... Try The Brown Cow Ice Cream Parlor in Forest Park.

450 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:45pm

Barney Frank gave me a home mortgage when I had bad credit and really needed to buy a $1,000,000 home./

451 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:43:58pm

re: #430 goddessoftheclassroom

Fine.

Okay

(btw, that was a roflmao)

452 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:44:01pm

re: #447 Nevergiveup

I peed beside Peyton Manning once.

453 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:44:06pm

re: #441 HoosierHoops

Might explain why he cut the line at Perry's Deli..
After all he is Celebrity and has a house in the Valley.

Cut in line? ... okay ... that is where I draw the line ... nothing gets me more p*ssed off than when anybody ... anybody cuts in line ... I hate that ...

454 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:44:25pm

re: #439 tradewind

Was it the Winston Churchill installation dinner? My husband took the boys up to Norfolk or some place like that for some ship being christened, and C. Matthews was the keynote speaker at the dinner. This was when he was still sane...

No it was a charity thing in Manhattan.

455 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:44:29pm

re: #444 Ben Hur

I met Merv Griffin

"You! Merv Griffin!"

-Steve Martin, The Man With Two Brains

456 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:44:30pm

re: #398 Dustyvet

Remember the kid who played Oliver? He's a Doctor in London...:)

The guy who played Frank N. Furter's invention now runs an antique shop and refuses to discuss the movie.

457 filetandrelease  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:44:47pm

re: #361 MandyManners
I had a similar situation at a dinner party with Ronnie Van Zant, Rossington and Collins.

458 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:44:49pm

re: #436 Sharmuta

My gran met the Oak Ridge Boys. One of them sat on her desk.

About 20 years ago, my next door neighbor and childhood friend was dying of cancer. She loved the Oak Ridge Boys. I don't know how they heard of it, but they came to visit her at her house when they were in the area on tour.

They have my eternal respect and admiration.

459 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:44:56pm

re: #452 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I peed beside Peyton Manning once.

Did they throw you out of the bar after that?

460 wiffersnapper  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:01pm

For all this time I thought I had two left feet. Moore proves otherwise!

461 Emerald  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:03pm

Hot water rules! The furnace died Friday, and they just finished installing the new one. Off to take another hot shower...

462 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:11pm

re: #443 Occasional Reader

I had absolutely terrible celebrity-fu when I lived in Manhattan. Apart from my brief Elle stalking story, I got practically nothin'.


I have fantasic fu.

Been in clubs next to Marky Mark, Leo DiCaprio (when he looked like a teenaged girl) Prince, Scoot Baio (YEAH!) and a few others.

463 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:30pm

re: #440 Guanxi88

Quiet conservative tie?
Not any more... you want one in hot pink or lime green covered with labs or lacrosse sticks from Vineyard Vines.
Also, dressing down might work for a cocktail party, but I wouldn't try crashing a black-tie dinner in khakis and a sports coat...

464 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:32pm

re: #404 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I almost got run over in a parking lot by Weird Al.

Stevie Wonder almost did that to me in one of the hallways at a NAMM convention. How the hell his entourage parted around me and brought me suddenly face to face with him is something I will never know. I'm am so glad I realized who it was before I said, "Watch where you're going".

465 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:32pm

re: #449 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Unfortunately Peterson's Ice Cream on Chicago Ave is closed... Try The Brown Cow Ice Cream Parlor in Forest Park.

You sure? I thought only the restaurant closed.

466 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:32pm

re: #458 goddessoftheclassroom

About 20 years ago, my next door neighbor and childhood friend was dying of cancer. She loved the Oak Ridge Boys. I don't know how they heard of it, but they came to visit her at her house when they were in the area on tour.

They have my eternal respect and admiration.

They are a class act.

467 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:47pm

re: #441 HoosierHoops

Might explain why he cut the line at Perry's Deli..
After all he is Celebrity and has a house in the Valley.

Yup that is how he acted. And also, which I was disappointed in, his friend Billy Crystal.

468 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:45:51pm

You have not met me, yet.

469 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:02pm

re: #443 Occasional Reader

I had absolutely terrible celebrity-fu when I lived in Manhattan. Apart from my brief Elle stalking story, I got practically nothin'.

Restraining orders suck, don't they?

470 filetandrelease  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:06pm

re: #378 Nevergiveup

I think you talked about that a while back didn't ya? I was impressed.


He dated my Dads cousin. A very interesting man, with no regrets.

471 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:07pm

re: #461 Emerald

Hot water rules! The furnace died Friday, and they just finished installing the new one. Off to take another hot shower...

Enjoy! (Will we hear singing?)

472 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:11pm

re: #427 Dianna

I'm sorry to read that.

It's odd, I rather liked Pearl Jam's first album, until I saw a picture of the band, and realized that Eddie looked a heck of a lot like a guy I smacked in a club in the 80's.

I said used to!

They exploded onto the scene when I was in college. Saw them live upwards of a dozen times. Gave up on them when they got so political.

473 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:14pm

re: #451 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Okay

(btw, that was a roflmao)

hee! hee! hee!

474 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:15pm

re: #435 Dianna

I was working a convention (as a temp) and Jerry Pournelle was just awful.


What was he like? I found him to think he knew everything, but didn't. However, he did come up to our apartment when a friend said he had some ouzo, and had a more relaxed time than his talks.

The guest the first year I ran the convention was Ben Bova.
At that time, I went to a bigger regional convention, Boskone, and met Asimov, for a few seconds.

475 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:16pm

re: #464 CyanSnowHawk

Stevie Wonder almost did that to me in one of the hallways at a NAMM convention. How the hell his entourage parted around me and brought me suddenly face to face with him is something I will never know. I'm am so glad I realized who it was before I said, "Watch where you're going".

Or worse, "what, are you blind or something?!"

476 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:23pm

re: #459 Guanxi88

Peyton Manning was a groomsmen in my cousin's wedding. What a nice guy.

477 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:23pm

re: #451 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Okay

(btw, that was a roflmao)

Not to interject myself in the cats and dogs war, but... Hah!

478 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:35pm

All right. I'll admit it. I've never, ever met anyone famous.
*Sigh*

479 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:35pm

re: #452 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I peed beside Peyton Manning once.

My dad peed next to Robert Parish.

480 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:46:53pm

re: #462 Ben Hur

I have fantasic fu.

Been in clubs next to Marky Mark, Leo DiCaprio (when he looked like a teenaged girl) Prince, Scoot Baio (YEAH!) and a few others.

Ah! One more; I briefly chatted with Dr. Ruth Westheimer at a party once. (Thought about hitting on her, just so I could say I did it; thought better of it.)

481 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:47:07pm

re: #456 victor_yugo

The guy who played Frank N. Furter's invention now runs an antique shop and refuses to discuss the movie.

Freddy of Freddy and the Dreamers ended up as a house painter in Manchester UK.

482 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:47:12pm

re: #470 filetandrelease

He dated my Dads cousin. A very interesting man, with no regrets.

Good for him

483 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:47:13pm

re: #453 JacksonTn

Cut in line? ... okay ... that is where I draw the line ... nothing gets me more p*ssed off than when anybody ... anybody cuts in line ... I hate that ...

A guy is in line in Heaven's cafeteria. Man walks in wearing scrubs, cuts into line. The guy starts to complain, someone says, "Shhh. That's God. Sometimes he likes to play doctor.

484 Pigtown Water Dog  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:47:17pm

I once yelled at William Hurt because I thought he was the linen rental delivery guy, and he was late. Once we got that straightened out, we had a nice chat about Bradbury and Bradbury wallpaper.

485 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:47:26pm

re: #462 Ben Hur

I have fantasic fu.

Been in clubs next to Marky Mark, Leo DiCaprio (when he looked like a teenaged girl) Prince, Scoot Baio (YEAH!) and a few others.

Last Tuesday?

486 pink freud  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:47:41pm

re: #448 reine.de.tout

Too funny to keep to myself.
Hope ya'll enjoy. It does NOT involve a bow of any sort.

Hahaha!

/you can just feel the love

487 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:47:56pm

re: #469 MandyManners

Restraining orders suck, don't they?

I dated a Miss World contestant once. So there.

488 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:05pm

Are we doing celebrity encounters? I've met Alex Trebek.

489 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:10pm

re: #478 LGoPs

That you knew of. I swear, the six degrees thing is really right on. It's weird...

490 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:15pm

re: #463 tradewind

Quiet conservative tie?
Not any more... you want one in hot pink or lime green covered with labs or lacrosse sticks from Vineyard Vines.
Also, dressing down might work for a cocktail party, but I wouldn't try crashing a black-tie dinner in khakis and a sports coat...

Ha!
The BF will be sporting a Vineyard Vines tie at our wedding.

491 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:16pm

re: #480 Occasional Reader

Ah! One more; I briefly chatted with Dr. Ruth Westheimer at a party once. (Thought about hitting on her, just so I could say I did it; thought better of it.)

So did you get any pointers?

492 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:37pm

My Merv story is great.

Lied my ass to him.

Ended up meeting President and Nancy Reagan from afar.

493 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:40pm

re: #463 tradewind

Quiet conservative tie?
Not any more... you want one in hot pink or lime green covered with labs or lacrosse sticks from Vineyard Vines.
Also, dressing down might work for a cocktail party, but I wouldn't try crashing a black-tie dinner in khakis and a sports coat...

The quiet tie is essential to the imposture. In my own case, it was one I picked up in Harvard Square some years earlier, a sort of silver-filigree on grey and green background (difficult to describe, but imagin staring at a mono-chrome print of indian calico, but through a silver filigree, and in the dark).

And, no, this wasn't some formal event. Khakis with sport coat marks you as a frat-boy at best; wool, old top, wool all around; although a cashmere-silk blend might work as well.

494 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:40pm

I would give anything to meet

Michael Franks
John McCain
Sarah Palin
Sean Hannity
Daniel Craig

495 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:46pm

re: #488 doppelganglander

Are we doing celebrity encounters? I've met Alex Trebek.

What was he like?

496 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:48pm

re: #490 loppyd

See?
:)

497 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:49pm

re: #452 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I peed beside Peyton Manning once.


The guy next to me at the urinals once said he was Drew Pearson - or maybe just through pissin'

498 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:48:55pm

And in the "Washington is Hollywood for ugly people" Dept.; Mark Shields used to show up frequently at a local sandwich place at lunchtime. He seems odd.

499 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:49:10pm

re: #473 goddessoftheclassroom

hee! hee! hee!

*crickets*

500 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:49:11pm

re: #480 Occasional Reader

Ah! One more; I briefly chatted with Dr. Ruth Westheimer at a party once. (Thought about hitting on her, just so I could say I did it; thought better of it.)

She would have said you were lousy in bed anyway/

501 Dianna  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:49:18pm

re: #474 Kosh's Shadow

What was he like? I found him to think he knew everything, but didn't. However, he did come up to our apartment when a friend said he had some ouzo, and had a more relaxed time than his talks.

The guest the first year I ran the convention was Ben Bova.
At that time, I went to a bigger regional convention, Boskone, and met Asimov, for a few seconds.

His credentials had gotten screwed up, which wasn't our fault - we were temps. He landed on one of the kids, a 19 year old boy, and informed him that he was the most famous writer at the convention, and we were idiots.

Since absolutely nothing intimidates me, I put the kid out of the way and waded into the situation, up to and including telling him to back the hell off. He was short, loud and hectoring. He thought all together too well of himself, and thought nothing of bullying a bunch of innocent temps.

I've never forgiven him for it.

502 KenJen  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:49:19pm

Like OMG I totally forgot. I used to play with Jennifer Aniston when I was little. She lived a few doors down from my cousins.

503 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:49:19pm
504 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:49:27pm

re: #452 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I peed beside Peyton Manning once.

Can I touch your...hand?

505 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:49:32pm

re: #488 doppelganglander

Are we doing celebrity encounters? I've met Alex Trebek.

Oh you poor thing! ;>)

506 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:49:36pm

re: #494 Afrocity

I would give anything to meet
...Daniel Craig

If you meet me, I look almost exactly like him.

/

507 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:50:00pm

re: #495 loppyd

What was he like?

Only speaks when it's in the form of a question...:)

508 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:50:09pm

re: #487 Occasional Reader

I dated a Miss World contestant once. So there.

You dated Rupaul?

509 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:50:17pm

re: #477 ConservatismNow!

Not to interject myself in the cats and dogs war, but... Hah!

ROFLMAO!

510 jaunte  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:50:21pm

Chris Noth cut in front of me in the lunch line at craft services, (Rough Riders tv movie). He saved 20 seconds.

511 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:50:29pm

re: #26 Ward Cleaver

Hawaii has a Republican Governor, last time I checked.

512 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:01pm

My Mom dated Frankie Avalon when they were in high school.

513 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:02pm

I also met Rick Springfield. He took a shine to my friend who looked like a supermodel when we were 14.

My mom told everyone I had met Bruce Springsteen.

514 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:13pm

My Friend had season tickets in the fancy section of Yankee Stadium and the fancy Restaurant. So that is where I saw most of my famous people. Basically the only one I ever struck up a conversation with were Phil Rizutto in the Elavator. He was so nice to my 2 daughters, and to Ari Fleisher after he quite being the President's Press Secretary. We talked about how it was to be Jewish and Republicans.

515 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:16pm

re: #487 Occasional Reader

I dated a Miss World contestant once. So there.

For all you know I am a former Miss World.

Neener.

516 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:29pm

re: #508 Afrocity

You dated Rupaul?

Nope. Miss [certain Latin American country]. That was lots of fun.

517 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:36pm

re: #492 Ben Hur

My Merv story is great.

Lied my ass to him.

Ended up meeting President and Nancy Reagan from afar.

A classmate of mine has a picture of the day he met Ronald Reagan. My classmate was working security detail at his California ranch, and Reagan just came out one day to meet everyone and shake their hands.

518 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:36pm

re: #495 loppyd

What was he like?

Very nice.

519 reine.de.tout  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:37pm

Celebrities . . .

Let's see . . .
Britney Spears has been known to shop at the mall that's about a mile from my house.

And,
Back when jimmy swaggart was having his first scandal, I worked with a man who could have been swaggart's twin. The looks we got from other drivers when we would ride together to events or meetings were priceless.

And that's about it for me, celebrity-wise.

520 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:37pm

re: #510 jaunte

Chris Noth cut in front of me in the lunch line at craft services, (Rough Riders tv movie). He saved 20 seconds.

Well he is Mr. Big after all...

521 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:51:57pm

re: #512 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

My Mom dated Frankie Avalon when they were in high school.

Wow! That's a good one.

522 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:02pm

re: #511 rawmuse

Hawaii has a Republican Governor, last time I checked.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

523 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:08pm

re: #512 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

My Mom dated Frankie Avalon when they were in high school.

My mom slept with Don Cornelius of Soul Train...No he is not my dad...(I think)

524 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:14pm

I sooo almost went out with Tai Collins once. She was the best friend of one of my friends. We met...Googly eyes...started dating the friend though.

525 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:18pm

re: #505 scottishbuzzsaw

Oh you poor thing! ;>)

I see that wink!

526 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:21pm

John Prine came into a dive bar I used to work at

527 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:28pm

re: #504 MandyManners

Can I touch your...hand?

Careful...

528 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:31pm

re: #509 pre-Boomer Marine brat

ROFLMAO!

529 jaunte  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:35pm

re: #520 loppyd

Well he is Mr. Big after all...

He's shorter than me. :-)

530 filetandrelease  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:40pm

re: #482 Nevergiveup

Good for him


My thoughts exactly. He wore a great burden like a fine silk suite. My Dad flew the hump in WWII, some where they became casual acquaintances.

531 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:52:55pm

re: #510 jaunte

Chris Noth cut in front of me in the lunch line at craft services, (Rough Riders tv movie). He saved 20 seconds.

20 seconds here ,,, 20 seconds there ,, pretty soon you're talking real minutes !

532 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:02pm

re: #515 MandyManners

For all you know I am a former Miss World.

Miss Anthropy?

/ducks

533 Dianna  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:06pm

re: #526 jamgarr

John Prine came into a dive bar I used to work at

Oooh!

534 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:22pm

re: #502 KenJen

Like OMG I totally forgot. I used to play with Jennifer Aniston when I was little. She lived a few doors down from my cousins.

Was there a Greek church in town?

535 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:27pm

re: #469 MandyManners

One day, Fester, you'll meet that special kind of woman--one that won't press charges! -Gomez Aadams

536 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:29pm

re: #493 Guanxi88

I think maybe there's a generation gap there. My Dad's ties are all pretty quiet and rep-striped... well, they were. We started updating him a few years ago.
The pants, shirts and coats and shoes haven't changed much at all, but ties are the one area that men can kick out the jams a little. Just grab a yearbook from a good prep school and look at the senior pics.
/Within limits. I'm not talking about tropical scenes or hula girls/.

537 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:31pm

re: #478 LGoPs

All right. I'll admit it. I've never, ever met anyone famous.
*Sigh*

How about famous people you met that were assholes?
When I was 14 me and a friend snuck back stage at a Canned Heat Concert..Our Hero's...After the Concert they walked backstage in the waiting room or whatever they call it.. And Bob Hite ( The Bear ) threw a bag of pot to me and told me to start rolling joints..
I turned to my friend..You know how to roll? ah no Hoopster..And if you smoke any I'll tell your mom..
Those guys when we were 14 were my hero's..Stopped listening to them.

538 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:33pm

re: #523 Afrocity

My mom slept with Don Cornelius of Soul Train...No he is not my dad...(I think)

WOW!

539 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:41pm

re: #524 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I sooo almost went out with Tai Collins once. She was the best friend of one of my friends. We met...Googly eyes...started dating the friend though.

See meat does the body good.

540 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:44pm

re: #480 Occasional Reader

Ah! One more; I briefly chatted with Dr. Ruth Westheimer at a party once. (Thought about hitting on her, just so I could say I did it; thought better of it.)

Dude, I've met her soo many times. She's big in my Cabal circle in NY.

One of the last times I met her, my wife and I were trying to get pregnant.

I was drunk at dinner.

We started speaking with her - I had to sit down on a chair and was STILL much taller than her.

I asked her if there was anything physically or nutritionally we could do to effect the sex of the baby.

She said that the only thing she's ever heard is that if the woman orgasms first, then you will have boys.

I said, "Great! I guess we're having male triplets!"

There was an awkward silence (that I'm very used to with my type of humor) - then she and others got it, she made some pfffttt! noise and walked away smiling.

True story.

541 Kragar  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:53:52pm

re: #515 MandyManners

For all you know I am a former Miss World.

Neener.

Which World?

/ducking

542 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:54:02pm

re: #515 MandyManners

For all you know I am a former Miss World.

Self deleted...

543 reine.de.tout  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:54:16pm

re: #5 Sharmuta

Don't forget about the LGF Cookbook Volume 2. Recipes are now being collected. If you'd like to contribute, click on reine.de.tout's nic.

Yikes!
And here I am, late, with my nic.
Everybody, click away.
But be warned - e-mail addys will change sometime this week, so re-check the cookbook if you need to wait to send anything in.

544 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:54:17pm

re: #516 Occasional Reader

Nope. Miss [certain Latin American country]. That was lots of fun.

Does her last name rhyme with FEMA?

545 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:54:23pm

re: #461 Emerald

Hot water rules! The furnace died Friday, and they just finished installing the new one. Off to take another hot shower...

Sigh. Another denizen of the Bates Motel meets their fate.

546 jaunte  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:54:40pm

I married Miss Congeniality.
/luckily

547 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:54:43pm

re: #534 victor_yugo

Her Dad was a huge movie producer... he must have been in Hollywood.

548 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:54:57pm

re: #535 calcajun

One day, Fester, you'll meet that special kind of woman--one that won't press charges! -Gomez Aadams

And speaking of t.v. monster familes, pretty much EVERYONE who lived in Manhattan in the 90s has seen "Grampa" Munster... he owned a bar on the upper east side, and used to hang out in front of it to drum up business.

549 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:54:59pm

The daughter was a backup dancer for Neil Young

550 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:05pm
I can prove now, for instance, that two human hands exist. How? By holding up my two hands, and saying, as I make a certain gesture with the right hand, “Here is one hand,” and adding, as I make a certain gesture with the left, “and here is another.” And if, by doing this, I have proved ipso facto the existence of external things, you will all see that I can also do it now in numbers of other ways: there is no need to multiply examples.

— George Edward Moore

I'm sorry, but that's not very convincing "proof." All sorts of visual trickery is possible, nowadays, so for all I know what I'm seeing is sleight-of-hand or an android or computer graphics or whatever.

More fundamentally, as Bishop George Berkeley noted (the man after whom Berkeley California is named, btw),

As a young man, Berkeley theorized that individuals cannot know if an object is; they can only know if an object is perceived by a mind. He stated that individuals cannot think or talk about an object's being, but rather think or talk about an object's being perceived by someone. That is, individuals cannot know any "real" object or matter "behind" the object as they perceive it, which "causes" their perceptions. He thus concluded that all that individuals know about an object is their perception of it.

In other words: for all we know, "it's all in our heads." Each of us could in fact be just brains floating in outer space, being bombarded with all sorts of subtle stimuli which give us the illusion of having bodies, having memories of any moment prior to "now," of there being physical things which we see, feel, hear, taste and smell.

551 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:07pm

re: #444 Ben Hur

I met Merv Griffin and Zsa Zsa.

I met Jonathan Winters a long time ago in O'Hare airport.

552 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:08pm

re: #532 Occasional Reader

Miss Anthropy?

/ducks

Miss De Meaner...

553 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:24pm

re: #517 victor_yugo

A classmate of mine has a picture of the day he met Ronald Reagan. My classmate was working security detail at his California ranch, and Reagan just came out one day to meet everyone and shake their hands.

I can see it like it was yesterday.

I will never forget it.

554 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:36pm

re: #532 Occasional Reader

Miss Anthropy?

/ducks

Ms Andry.

555 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:44pm
556 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:44pm

re: #550 zombie

In other words: for all we know, "it's all in our heads." Each of us could in fact be just brains floating in outer space, being bombarded with all sorts of subtle stimuli which give us the illusion of having bodies, having memories of any moment prior to "now," of there being physical things which we see, feel, hear, taste and smell.

Can I buy some pot from you?

557 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:47pm

re: #535 calcajun

One day, Fester, you'll meet that special kind of woman--one that won't press charges! -Gomez Aadams

Calcajun ... I LOVED THAT SHOW - I was even Cousin It for Halloween one year (mama made the best costumes for me every year) ...

558 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:50pm

This thread is turning very Lizard Lounge-ish/

559 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:55:59pm

re: #544 MandyManners

Does her last name rhyme with FEMA?

Nope.

560 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:56:20pm

re: #549 jamgarr

The daughter was a backup dancer for Neil Young


Neil Young had backup dancers?!

561 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:56:48pm

re: #501 Dianna

His credentials had gotten screwed up, which wasn't our fault - we were temps. He landed on one of the kids, a 19 year old boy, and informed him that he was the most famous writer at the convention, and we were idiots.

Since absolutely nothing intimidates me, I put the kid out of the way and waded into the situation, up to and including telling him to back the hell off. He was short, loud and hectoring. He thought all together too well of himself, and thought nothing of bullying a bunch of innocent temps.

I've never forgiven him for it.

I can believe it; he did have a big ego, much bigger than his writing deserves.

BTW, a few days ago, some lizards were mentioning reviewing drafts of your writing. I entered my email address, if you still are looking for people to read it.

Also, some basic info on submitting stories seems to be missing from places I look, like whether pages should be numbered, have headers, etc.
I think at least one of my stories did get read, since it got a real response from an assistant editor at Fantasy and Science Fiction, not just a form letter. But I want to submit it elsewhere, and maybe look more professional.

If you have any answers, best to email, or reply much later, as I will be away from LGF until somthing like 9PM Eastern tonight.
But you can send your writing to me for review, if you want, using the safe email.

562 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:56:54pm

re: #540 Ben Hur

Dude, I've met her soo many times. She's big in my Cabal circle in NY.

One of the last times I met her, my wife and I were trying to get pregnant.

I was drunk at dinner.

We started speaking with her - I had to sit down on a chair and was STILL much taller than her.

I asked her if there was anything physically or nutritionally we could do to effect the sex of the baby.

She said that the only thing she's ever heard is that if the woman orgasms first, then you will have boys.

I said, "Great! I guess we're having male triplets!"

There was an awkward silence (that I'm very used to with my type of humor) - then she and others got it, she made some pfffttt! noise and walked away smiling.

True story.

I'm laughing hysterically.

563 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:10pm

Have to head out; back much later tonight

564 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:21pm

re: #560 Occasional Reader

Was wondering the same thing. Doing the "Lindy" to "After the Gold Rush"?

565 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:27pm

re: #548 Occasional Reader

And speaking of t.v. monster familes, pretty much EVERYONE who lived in Manhattan in the 90s has seen "Grampa" Munster... he owned a bar on the upper east side, and used to hang out in front of it to drum up business.

Al Lewis?

566 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:30pm

re: #532 Occasional Reader

Miss Anthropy?

/ducks


Miss Underestimate?

567 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:42pm

re: #563 Kosh's Shadow

Have to head out; back much later tonight

Careful out there, Kosh. It's nasty!

568 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:48pm

re: #543 reine.de.tout

Yikes!
And here I am, late, with my nic.
Everybody, click away.
But be warned - e-mail addys will change sometime this week, so re-check the cookbook if you need to wait to send anything in.

How about this one, reine?

569 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:54pm

Oh, I have one. I was on a date at a susi bar on the UWS and Alec Baldwin came in with his daughter Ireland. I got up to use the restroom and he looked at me like he was attracted. It made my millennium (though he must have been desperate, but still.)

570 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:54pm

re: #543 reine.de.tout

When are they due by?

571 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:56pm

re: #566 ConservatismNow!

Miss Underestimate?

Miss Take

572 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:57:56pm

re: #556 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Can I buy some pot from you?

Wait a month or two until it's legalized. Then I'm opening Zombie's Mar-I-Wanna! Supermart.

573 jamgarr  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:58:12pm

re: #560 Occasional Reader

Neil Young had backup dancers?!


Not usually, but he did for his Greendale tour.

574 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:58:23pm

re: #540 Ben Hur

my wife and I were trying to get pregnant

Weird competition. I bet your wife won.

575 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:58:42pm

re: #556 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Can I buy some pot from you?

I've already stolen her...er...his Cheetos.

576 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:58:45pm

I "met" (stood next to and listened to) Ilan Ramon when I was at TAU.

577 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:58:58pm

re: #574 Occasional Reader

Weird competition. I bet your wife won.

That is what we like to call a sucker's bet...

578 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:59:00pm

re: #574 Occasional Reader

Weird competition. I bet your wife won.

You really are a card you know.

579 reine.de.tout  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:59:27pm

re: #568 pre-Boomer Marine brat

How about this one, reine?

Jus rong on so many lvlz, as it says!

580 ArchangelMichael  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:59:29pm

re: #569 Afrocity

Oh, I have one. I was on a date at a susi bar on the UWS and Alec Baldwin came in with his daughter Ireland.

Was that before or after he cussed her out on the phone and the whole world got to hear it?

581 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:59:30pm

thanks all for making the number of my karma roughly equal to the number of my comments!

582 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:59:51pm

Good night, Lizards.

583 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 2:59:52pm

re: #558 Afrocity

This thread is turning very Lizard Lounge-ish/

Think so? I never had an issue in the lounge...didn't visit often..
But used it a few times to chat with a few lizards that pissed me off...
all 2 of them..LOL

584 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:04pm

re: #569 Afrocity

Oh, I have one. I was on a date at a susi bar on the UWS and Alec Baldwin came in with his daughter Ireland. I got up to use the restroom and he looked at me like he was attracted. It made my millennium (though he must have been desperate, but still.)

That's a good one. I hate the way he yelled at his daughter on that phone message, but I love him on 30 Rock. And back in the day, he was the hotness. As my daughter said the first time she saw one of his movies from the '80s, "Now I know why in Clueless, the cute guys were called Baldwins!"

585 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:07pm

re: #577 loppyd

That is what we like to call a sucker's bet...

I am not touching that one. This is still a PG thread.

586 reine.de.tout  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:17pm

re: #570 ConservatismNow!

When are they due by?

No deadline - yet.
So you have some time to collect a few.
But probably a couple of months. When I set a deadline, I'll let everyone know.

587 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:24pm

re: #569 Afrocity

Oh, I have one. I was on a date at a susi bar on the UWS and Alec Baldwin came in with his daughter Ireland. I got up to use the restroom and he looked at me like he was attracted. It made my millennium (though he must have been desperate, but still.)

He's a bit of a moonbat (well, ok, a LOT of a moonbat), but dang! does he nail the Dems for cocking up the economy.

588 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:26pm

re: #552 LGoPs

Miss De Meaner...

Miss Calculation?

589 HDrepub  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:37pm

Met Johnny Majors in an odd place once. The Tennessee State Library and Archives in Nashville, TN.
Had a chance to shake Al Gore's hand once. I declined.

590 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:37pm

Meredith Viera said I looked pretty good on national TV once.

My wife was a contestant on Millionaire and had told her during one of the commercial breaks that she considered me to be her "Blond Viking God" and Meredith just had to work that into one of the discussion segments.

591 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:57pm

re: #580 ArchangelMichael

Was that before or after he cussed her out on the phone and the whole world got to hear it?

That was right before it happened. I mean it happened like the next week. He was much fatter in person.

592 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:00:59pm

re: #576 Ben Hur

I "met" (stood next to and listened to) Ilan Ramon when I was at TAU.

Had he already been picked to fly on the shuttle

593 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:01:26pm

re: #575 MandyManners

I've already stolen her...er...his Cheetos.

Mandy I posted this for you on the thread below:

Jake Tapper Isn’t Letting Go
Keeping the White House accountable.


What we can say for certain is that Tapper isn’t afraid to go against the grain of the liberal consensus in pursuit of a story. Whether he was pointing out that Barack Obama was a “one-man gaffe machine,” factchecking Obama on the surge, or chiding him for blaming any and all mistakes on his staff, no mainstream journalist was tougher on Obama during the campaign. Considering the fact that much of the media gave Obama the kid-glove treatment, Tapper’s reporting was essential.

Read it all when you can...

594 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:01:27pm

re: #590 CyanSnowHawk

Meredith Viera said I looked pretty good on national TV once.

My wife was a contestant on Millionaire and had told her during one of the commercial breaks that she considered me to be her "Blond Viking God" and Meredith just had to work that into one of the discussion segments.

How did your wife do on the show?

595 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:01:37pm

re: #585 calcajun

I am not touching that one. This is still a PG thread.

Hey calacjun I've missed you.

596 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:01:41pm

Almost forgot: I met Rita Rudner after one of her concerts. She was apologizing profusely for not being able to speak well (she had a bad chest cold), but I told her we had no trouble hearing her.

597 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:01:48pm

re: #565 MandyManners

Al Lewis?

Yes, I think that's the name.

DC sightings; well, of course I've seen Clinton and Bush (but not yet Obama) through thick bulletproof glass as the motorcade zoomed by. Saw Joe Lieberman having drinks with his entourage at a Georgetown restaurant. Um... I saw Hugo Chavez, who was actually wearing a decent suit (for once). Saw McCain from a distance.

598 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:02:11pm

re: #574 Occasional Reader

That's funny.

599 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:02:20pm

re: #579 reine.de.tout

Jus rong on so many lvlz, as it says!

*grin*

/i figgered the recipe was a dog!

600 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:02:30pm

re: #582 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Good night, Lizards.

Later Monkey!

601 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:02:38pm

re: #536 tradewind

I think maybe there's a generation gap there. My Dad's ties are all pretty quiet and rep-striped... well, they were. We started updating him a few years ago.
The pants, shirts and coats and shoes haven't changed much at all, but ties are the one area that men can kick out the jams a little. Just grab a yearbook from a good prep school and look at the senior pics.
/Within limits. I'm not talking about tropical scenes or hula girls/.

Cripes! So it's come to that, has it? Even the quiet, but unusual, has become passe. We're doomed! Doomed, I tells ya!

Seriously, though, there are some fashion trends that look foolish on certain people. Take me- My face, etc., is so bland and kinda gaunt, my hair so thin, and the rest of me just as it is, that the last thing I need is to attract attention to myself. You pick the quiet tie, the decent outfit, and you go with it. Conspicuously inconspicuous consumption is the mark of class, and so the jacket must be top-shelf stuff all-around ( I had a Russian lady who was a gifted tailor, to boot, and so, for a few bucks at the right time, I could avail myself of a few jackets from really good fabric - the occasional bolt of cashmere and lambswool suiting fabric came her way). The trousers, well, I got 'em at Filene's, but who didn't?

Point is, the clothes were quiet but high-quality; folks who knew the rag-trade used to ask me where I got a certain jacket (or my top-coat, a beautiful charcoal number in cashmere), as they were interested to meet the tailor or designer. And so Lyudmila would have new customers.

602 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:02:44pm

re: #581 rawmuse

thanks all for making the number of my karma roughly equal to the number of my comments!

You are on track for election to the Lizard Hall of Fame...
Nice raw

603 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:02:52pm

re: #577 loppyd

That is what we like to call a sucker's bet...

That's not how you get pregnant!

604 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:02:58pm

re: #589 HDrepub

Met Johnny Majors in an odd place once. The Tennessee State Library and Archives in Nashville, TN.
Had a chance to shake Al Gore's hand once. I declined.

YOU MET JOHNNY MAJORS?

605 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:01pm

The only celebrities I've met recently are Barack Obama and Joe Biden, both of whose hands I shook in the course of zombi-fying in the last several months.

606 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:09pm

Ok, I have one. I got drunk one night with Bill Veck. I know a lot of people are saying Bill Who?.But he is a Chicago icon.

607 FlakMusic  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:21pm

re: #565 MandyManners

Al Lewis?

I ate at his Italian restaurant. He'd park himself in a chair and hold court, rising occasionally to go from table to table saying, "bon appetite...enjoy."

He was...well...colorful...

608 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:32pm

re: #499 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*crickets*

Really? Well, here's this!

609 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:33pm

re: #583 HoosierHoops

I meant that in a fun drink a beer way.

610 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:33pm

Not to get serious, but seriously,
WTF with this ' new global regime' thing? Why do we need it? I don't like the sound of it...
I heard him say it with my own ears. What does he mean?
He=BHO.

611 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:43pm

re: #595 Afrocity

Thanks--been real busy the last two months. Just one thing after the next.

612 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:49pm

re: #578 Afrocity

You really are a card you know.

"Now, shuffle along, and I'll deal with you later."

613 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:52pm

re: #606 opnion

Ok, I have one. I got drunk one night with Bill Veck. I know a lot of people are saying Bill Who?.But he is a Chicago icon.

Before or after he had his leg amputated?

614 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:03:57pm

re: #592 Nevergiveup

Had he already been picked to fly on the shuttle

Yes.

He was in a blue flight suit. Or jump suit. I don't know what it's called.

It was for an event at the university.

615 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:01pm

You know, I've been on Charles Johnson's blog a few times.

616 HDrepub  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:21pm

re: #604 MandyManners

YOU MET JOHNNY MAJORS?

Yes and he seemed to be sober too, :)

617 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:22pm

re: #603 Ben Hur

That's not how you get pregnant!

Like I said--we're still trying to keep this PG thread.

618 DEZes  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:23pm

re: #568 pre-Boomer Marine brat

How about this one, reine?

Is that from the cook book 'One Hundred and One ways to Wok your Dog'?

619 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:29pm

re: #568 pre-Boomer Marine brat

How about this one, reine?

LOL!

620 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:33pm

re: #610 tradewind

Not to get serious, but seriously,
WTF with this ' new global regime' thing? Why do we need it? I don't like the sound of it...
I heard him say it with my own ears. What does he mean?
He=BHO.

um ... that is when the Chicago Mob takes over the world ... rapture follows ...

621 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:34pm

re: #581 rawmuse

thanks all for making the number of my karma roughly equal to the number of my comments!

Aw, now I have to downding you just to be an ass/

622 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:34pm

re: #593 loppyd

Read it all when you can...

Thanks!

623 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:39pm

re: #601 Guanxi88

I loved BOS layovers just so I could go fight the hordes at Filene's basement. Down South, we had nothing like that in the eighties...

624 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:04:42pm

re: #597 Occasional Reader

Yes, I think that's the name.

DC sightings; well, of course I've seen Clinton and Bush (but not yet Obama) through thick bulletproof glass as the motorcade zoomed by. Saw Joe Lieberman having drinks with his entourage at a Georgetown restaurant. Um... I saw Hugo Chavez, who was actually wearing a decent suit (for once). Saw McCain from a distance.

Ronald Reagan waved at me once.

625 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:05:02pm

re: #606 opnion

Ok, I have one. I got drunk one night with Bill Veck. I know a lot of people are saying Bill Who?.But he is a Chicago icon.

Ok..NOW I'M JEALOUS!

626 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:05:29pm

re: #624 Soona'

Ronald Reagan waved at me once.

Reagan led my country once.

627 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:05:50pm

re: #597 Occasional Reader


DC sightings; well, of course I've seen Clinton and Bush (but not yet Obama) through thick bulletproof glass as the motorcade zoomed by. Saw Joe Lieberman having drinks with his entourage at a Georgetown restaurant. Um... I saw Hugo Chavez, who was actually wearing a decent suit (for once). Saw McCain from a distance.

Also: Shook Jesse Jackson's hand once, back when I was young and liberal (so I didn't ask him, "how's that whole race-hustling thing going?").

628 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:06:01pm

re: #624 Soona'

Ronald Reagan waved at me once.

Me too. There I was, sitting at home, just minding my own business. Reagan was doing a State of the Union. When it was over, he looked right into the camera, gave ME the double thumbs up thne waved!

629 Ben Hur  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:06:05pm

BBL

630 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:06:07pm

re: #620 JacksonTn

The Chicago Mob doesn't scare me much, but I don't want any part of any global regime thing writing laws that I'll just have to break...

631 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:06:26pm

re: #623 tradewind

I loved BOS layovers just so I could go fight the hordes at Filene's basement. Down South, we had nothing like that in the eighties...

That area is a pit now.

632 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:06:42pm
633 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:07:02pm
634 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:07:36pm

re: #608 goddessoftheclassroom

Really? Well, here's this!

LOL!

I've got to run (out for the evening) ... so I'll leave you with this

MWAH!

635 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:07:37pm

re: #589 HDrepub

I've been to the Tennessee Library and Archives, but Majors was loitering in the hallways when I was there. And Gore's an old classmate of mine. (I'm sure that'll impress the lizard community! ;-)

636 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:07:43pm

re: #622 MandyManners

Thanks!

Anytime. The Jakester deserves our support!

637 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:07:46pm

re: #630 tradewind

The Chicago Mob doesn't scare me much, but I don't want any part of any global regime thing writing laws that I'll just have to break...

tradewind ... wanted to thank you for posting that Jackie Greene song a week or so ago ... I bought two of his albums after hearing that song ... I really like him ... I had never heard of him before ...

638 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:08:04pm

re: #624 Soona'

Ronald Reagan waved at me once.

My daughter met Joe Lieberman, Justice Clarence Thomas, the late William F. Buckley, and President Bush (with whom she got a picture). She's met Jonah Goldberg twice and he autographed her copy of "Liberal Fascism."

639 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:08:04pm

re: #627 Occasional Reader

Also: Shook Jesse Jackson's hand once, back when I was young and liberal (so I didn't ask him, "how's that whole race-hustling thing going?").

Jesse Jackson spoke at my college. His empty rhetoric is what opened my eyes to the vacuity of modern liberalism.

It's gotten so bad there, I told the alumni office to strike my name from their records. I'll never set foot there again.

640 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:08:16pm

re: #613 sattv4u2

Before or after he had his leg amputated?

He had the wooden leg on, & he was using a hole that he drilled in it for an ash tray. I kid you not.
Veck was a hero of mine & i had more fun drinking & talking to him that night.

641 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:08:49pm

re: #632 Iron Fist

Damn, that was you?

Seriously, I met Gore back when he was a Senator at a little townhall meeting out in the middle of nowhere, Tennessee. There were maybe 25 people there, maybe less. And one guy did make a big point of refusing to shake Gore's hand. I, myself, remained courteous. Had I known then what I know now (in more ways than one) I might would have taken his hand off at the shoulder.

As it was, he didn't strike me as being the sharpest knife in the drawer. I've never understood why people thought he was so bright. He failed law school and dropped out of divinity school. He was named Gore, so he basically inherited his Daddy's seat in the Senate (and didn't Gore Senior filibuster one of the Civil Rights bills? Or do I have him mixed up with somebody else?)

I think you're right on that one.

642 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:08:53pm

Between this shake and this shake, I blessed poor Barack with my holy touch; and shortly after this moment I blessed poor Joe Biden as well.

Then I cured a coupla lepers and raised the dead. All in a day's work.

643 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:09:08pm

re: #640 opnion

He had the wooden leg on, & he was using a hole that he drilled in it for an ash tray. I kid you not.
Veck was a hero of mine & i had more fun drinking & talking to him that night.

Thats why I asked. I had heard about the "ash tray" and wanted verification

644 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:09:26pm

re: #618 DEZes

Is that from the cook book 'One Hundred and One ways to Wok your Dog'?

Could be, but it'd be a shellfish thing to do.

/my parting shot ... I've gotta get out of here ... :D

645 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:09:33pm

re: #632 Iron Fist

Damn, that was you?

Seriously, I met Gore back when he was a Senator at a little townhall meeting out in the middle of nowhere, Tennessee. There were maybe 25 people there, maybe less. And one guy did make a big point of refusing to shake Gore's hand. I, myself, remained courteous. Had I known then what I know now (in more ways than one) I might would have taken his hand off at the shoulder.

As it was, he didn't strike me as being the sharpest knife in the drawer. I've never understood why people thought he was so bright. He failed law school and dropped out of divinity school. He was named Gore, so he basically inherited his Daddy's seat in the Senate (and didn't Gore Senior filibuster one of the Civil Rights bills? Or do I have him mixed up with somebody else?)

Nope, same guy. I think Al Jr. got where he is solely because of the family name and being a good-looking guy in his youth.

646 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:09:44pm

For all you Boston Fan's --Yankees and CC getting hosed but good in Baltimore : 5-1 base loaded 1 out bottom of the fifith.

647 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:09:49pm

re: #639 victor_yugo

Jesse Jackson spoke at my college. His empty rhetoric is what opened my eyes to the vacuity of modern liberalism.

It's gotten so bad there, I told the alumni office to strike my name from their records. I'll never set foot there again.

My family was a regular at Jackson's Chicago home for dinner in the 70's. We attended PUSH. Then he tried to come on to me during the Clinton campaign. I was not surprised when his affair came out.

648 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:09:51pm

re: #632 Iron Fist

You are right. His father voted AGAINST the Civil Rights Act.

649 Salem  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:09:51pm

I saw Reagan when he came to town back when I was in high school.

650 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:09:57pm
651 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:10:07pm

On a more serious note...

One of the three police officers killed in Pittsburgh was from my home town. He was 29 just two days before he died, and he leaves a widow and two young daughters.

If you have a Facebook page, here is something for your consideration.

652 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:10:21pm
"We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over so many centuries to shape the world for the better, including my own country," Obama said.


BHO in Turkey. Now I feel all better...

653 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:10:36pm

re: #646 Nevergiveup

For all you Boston Fan's --Yankees and CC getting hosed but good in Baltimore : 5-1 base loaded 1 out bottom of the fifith.

I won't gloat. It's way too early in the season for that.

654 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:10:41pm

re: #644 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Could be, but it'd be a shellfish thing to do.

/my parting shot ... I've gotta get out of here ... :D

Oh taking a wok eh...:)

655 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:10:51pm

I'm gone for the night.
{goddess}
Everyone have a good evening.

656 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:10:56pm

re: #642 zombie

Between this shake and this shake,

Can I get some fries with that shake, baby?

(I assume of course you are fully comfortable that your post runs no risk of "blowing your cover", right?)

657 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:10:57pm
658 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:11:07pm

re: #625 HoosierHoops

Ok..NOW I'M JEALOUS!


Hoops I promise you the guy was even more colorful that you might imagine.
I told hiim that I met him at the Ballpark when I was a 13 yeaer old usher.
He was such a nice guy, that he threw his arm around me & said, "I remember you:"

659 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:11:30pm

re: #638 doppelganglander

My daughter met Joe Lieberman, Justice Clarence Thomas, the late William F. Buckley, and President Bush (with whom she got a picture). She's met Jonah Goldberg twice and he autographed her copy of "Liberal Fascism."

She gets my vote for coolest list.

660 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:11:39pm

My folks gave a mass-murderer a car-ride once; we didn't know a the time that this guy, known to our family as kinda goofy but otherwise harmless, was in fact snuffing his relatives and hiding their bodies all over their property.

661 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:11:53pm

re: #647 Afrocity

My family was a regular at Jackson's Chicago home for dinner in the 70's. We attended PUSH. Then he tried to come on to me during the Clinton campaign. I was not surprised when his affair came out.

That must have been so upsetting for a variety of reasons. I'm truly sorry.

662 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:12:05pm

re: #637 JacksonTn

Oh, glad you like it too. I looked him up after I heard the song on the television show, Life... one of my favorites that will probably get the axe.

663 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:12:18pm

re: #651 goddessoftheclassroom

On a more serious note...

One of the three police officers killed in Pittsburgh was from my home town. He was 29 just two days before he died, and he leaves a widow and two young daughters.

If you have a Facebook page, here is something for your consideration.

That's a shame. My wife was picking my younger daughter up from College at Binghamton when that shooting occurred. I was incommunicado and didn't know about it till much later.

664 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:12:20pm

re: #660 Guanxi88

My folks gave a mass-murderer a car-ride once; we didn't know a the time that this guy, known to our family as kinda goofy but otherwise harmless, was in fact snuffing his relatives and hiding their bodies all over their property.

OMG. That is SO creepy.

665 reloadingisnotahobby  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:12:30pm

I guess being picked up and teased by Nixon as a baby isn't to impressive...
Hey ..I didn't spitup on him!
Drank several beers with Sammy Hagar!
Very cool dude!

666 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:12:33pm

re: #660 Guanxi88

My folks gave a mass-murderer a car-ride once;

Yeesh. "If you give this man a ride/sweet family will die."

667 HDrepub  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:12:49pm

re: #632 Iron Fist

Damn, that was you?

Seriously, I met Gore back when he was a Senator at a little townhall meeting out in the middle of nowhere, Tennessee. There were maybe 25 people there, maybe less. And one guy did make a big point of refusing to shake Gore's hand. I, myself, remained courteous. Had I known then what I know now (in more ways than one) I might would have taken his hand off at the shoulder.

As it was, he didn't strike me as being the sharpest knife in the drawer. I've never understood why people thought he was so bright. He failed law school and dropped out of divinity school. He was named Gore, so he basically inherited his Daddy's seat in the Senate (and didn't Gore Senior filibuster one of the Civil Rights bills? Or do I have him mixed up with somebody else?)

Gore came to my work place when he was Senator, and I found something I needed to check on when he stopped at my work station so I didn't have to shake his hand. I would have probably gotten in trouble had I rudely declined, which was my first thought.

668 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:13:05pm

re: #644 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Could be, but it'd be a shellfish thing to do.

/my parting shot ... I've gotta get out of here ... :D

Clamming up, eh?

669 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:13:16pm
670 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:13:21pm

re: #647 Afrocity

My family was a regular at Jackson's Chicago home for dinner in the 70's. We attended PUSH. Then he tried to come on to me during the Clinton campaign. I was not surprised when his affair came out.

Well, if he came on to you, he has better taste than Slick Willie...

671 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:13:31pm

re: #458 goddessoftheclassroom

When Obama stopped over in Germany, he failed to visit the wounded U.S. soldiers in the local military hospital. Too much of a hassle. They noticed.

672 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:13:41pm

re: #659 loppyd

She gets my vote for coolest list.

Indeed. Oh, and I forgot Mitt Romney! As you might guess from that list, her career plans include reforming the GOP and making it a winning party again.

673 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:13:42pm

re: #643 sattv4u2

Thats why I asked. I had heard about the "ash tray" and wanted verification

Absolutey true. There was a lot of talk some years back about fiming a movie about Veck with Bill Murray in the lead. For some reason, they dropped the idea.

674 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:13:45pm

re: #626 Guanxi88

Reagan led my country once.

That particular night he spoke as the former president at the Olympic Festival celebation in Norman, OK in 1991/2. I was married at the time, and after his speech, I turned to my wife and said that our nation will be missing him very much some day. I was right for once.

675 Dianna  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:13:52pm

re: #660 Guanxi88

My folks gave a mass-murderer a car-ride once; we didn't know a the time that this guy, known to our family as kinda goofy but otherwise harmless, was in fact snuffing his relatives and hiding their bodies all over their property.

OK, that earns an "eeep!" from me.

676 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:14:05pm

re: #660 Guanxi88

My folks gave a mass-murderer a car-ride once; we didn't know a the time that this guy, known to our family as kinda goofy but otherwise harmless, was in fact snuffing his relatives and hiding their bodies all over their property.

About 3 years ago I interviewed the guy (Pardo) who murdered 9 people in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve. He lasted less than 2 weeks with us...

677 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:14:38pm
678 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:14:50pm

re: #656 Occasional Reader

Can I get some fries with that shake, baby?

(I assume of course you are fully comfortable that your post runs no risk of "blowing your cover", right?)

Very comfortable. Everybody thought I was that woman (forget her name) who recorded the "bitter clingers" speech moments later; and even though I featured the clearest mp3 of the snippet on my post, I wasn't actually the one who recorded it.

679 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:15:04pm

re: #672 doppelganglander

Indeed. Oh, and I forgot Mitt Romney! As you might guess from that list, her career plans include reforming the GOP and making it a winning party again.

Give her my thanks!

680 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:15:04pm

re: #664 goddessoftheclassroom

OMG. That is SO creepy.

re: #666 Occasional Reader

Yeesh. "If you give this man a ride/sweet family will die."

No, he only did in his relatives. He was remembered by those who knew him as being sort of "slow" and such; was always walking around town, in all kinds of weather, picking up cans and such for recycling. It's raining hard one day, and so the folks, who knew him since he's a kid, have him climb in for the ride back to his place.

681 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:15:20pm

re: #594 doppelganglander

How did your wife do on the show?

Missed the $16k question. They taped before the syndicated version started showing on TV, Oct. '02 IIRC, and we had no idea that the questions were going to be much more difficult than the Regis version of the game. Got hit with a hard science question after using all of her lifelines on earlier questions and picked the wrong answer.

What color light has the shortest wavelength?
A) Yellow
B) Green
C) Red
D) Violet

I'm an engineer and was proud when she ruled out Yellow and Green. Then crushed when she picked Red.

682 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:16:09pm

re: #494 Afrocity

If you want to meet Hannity, attend the Congress of Racial Equality (CORE) Martin Luther King, Jr. day dinner in NYC. Hannity always shows up, and that's where I met him. CORE is an organization of black conservatives.

683 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:16:14pm

nobody ever got a rise out of Ed Sullivan

684 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:16:16pm

I Really Have To Move To Texas
—DrewM.

George Bush gets cheered throwing out the first pitch for the Texas Rangers.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

Good arm.

685 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:16:40pm

re: #683 albusteve

nobody ever got a rise out of Ed Sullivan

And nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole.

686 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:16:41pm

Fourre: #683 albusteve

Jackie Mason did, didn't he?

687 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:16:54pm

Had an egg-salad sandwich once with Umberto Eco.

688 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:16:59pm

re: #671 quickjustice

When Obama stopped over in Germany, he failed to visit the wounded U.S. soldiers in the local military hospital. Too much of a hassle. They noticed.

You know, I never did think much of the late Princess of Wales, but I do admit she was sincere in her concern for children, and she visited hundreds in need.

The president does not strike me as someone who does anything that is either 1) not a political help or 2) is an inconvenience to him.

689 avanti  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:17:07pm

re: #168 Nevergiveup

I'm watching the Orioles play the Yankees in Camden Yards. That is a beautiful ballpark. Oh Yanks up 1-0.

The park will take your breath away in person, very old school and pretty.

690 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:17:10pm

re: #678 zombie

Very comfortable. Everybody thought I was that woman (forget her name) who recorded the "bitter clingers" speech moments later; and even though I featured the clearest mp3 of the snippet on my post, I wasn't actually the one who recorded it.


This absolutely CONFIRMS my operating theory that you are either:

1) A woman
2) More than one person, or
3) A man

691 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:17:12pm
692 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:17:24pm

Four people killed in a car crash just up the street from my neighborhood. All in the same family.

693 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:17:48pm

re: #692 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Four people killed in a car crash just up the street from my neighborhood. All in the same family.

Were is that?

694 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:17:54pm

re: #685 zombie

And nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole.

Jonathan Richmond and the Modern Lovers! Yeah! Hell Yeah!

Dodge Vega-matic
Government Center
Roadrunner
New England.

695 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:18:01pm

re: #678 zombie

I think disguising your gender was a great idea, Zombie! Who would have thought you'd go to an Obama event in drag?

696 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:18:07pm

re: #673 opnion

Absolutey true. There was a lot of talk some years back about fiming a movie about Veck with Bill Murray in the lead. For some reason, they dropped the idea.

didn't Veeck hire a midget because he was unhappy with the strike zone?

697 sattv4u2  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:18:13pm

re: #687 Guanxi88

Had an egg-salad sandwich once with Umberto Eco.

WOW ,,, how was it?


(((ummm,, the sandwich ,, not Umberto)))

698 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:18:14pm

re: #680 Guanxi88

No, he only did in his relatives. He was remembered by those who knew him as being sort of "slow" and such; was always walking around town, in all kinds of weather, picking up cans and such for recycling. It's raining hard one day, and so the folks, who knew him since he's a kid, have him climb in for the ride back to his place.

I understand, and it speaks volumes of your parents' compassion and kindness, but it is still creepy!

699 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:18:17pm

re: #686 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Four

Jackie Mason did, didn't he?

Reminds me! I saw him, too, walking through a Manhattan street fair, accompanied by a stunning black woman who was about five inches taller than he was.

700 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:18:44pm
701 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:18:46pm

re: #681 CyanSnowHawk

Missed the $16k question. They taped before the syndicated version started showing on TV, Oct. '02 IIRC, and we had no idea that the questions were going to be much more difficult than the Regis version of the game. Got hit with a hard science question after using all of her lifelines on earlier questions and picked the wrong answer.

What color light has the shortest wavelength?
A) Yellow
B) Green
C) Red
D) Violet

That's a tough break. I was a lifeline once. The answer was the Saturday Night Massacre. I actually barely knew the contestant; she won $25K, I think, and sent me a nice t-shirt and thank you note.
I'm an engineer and was proud when she ruled out Yellow and Green. Then crushed when she picked Red.

702 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:04pm

re: #685 zombie

And nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole.

not and live to tell about it

703 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:05pm

re: #465 Afrocity

Both are closed. :(

704 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:09pm

re: #686 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Four

Jackie Mason did, didn't he?

If he didn't, at yeast he tried. That's what he was born and bread for...

705 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:11pm

re: #689 avanti

The park will take your breath away in person, very old school and pretty.

*sniff* You're making me nostalgic even though it's been DECADES since I've lived near Baltimore!

706 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:16pm

re: #692 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Four people killed in a car crash just up the street from my neighborhood. All in the same family.

Gah. Very sorry to hear it, FBV.

707 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:19pm

re: #664 goddessoftheclassroom

OMG. That is SO creepy.

Okay, I know I sound full of it but my brother played cards with John Wayne Gacy. He lived about 9 blocks from us in Chicago.

Like I said when you live in cities you see a lot of stuff.

708 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:32pm

Being in this biz we call "show", I am fortunate to have worked with many celebs and politicians, and still do, but it is slowing down a bit.

The one I admire most was Reagan.

But it was Bill Clinton who was personally responsible for me changing my voter card to (R).

"Good Lord", I thought to myself, "what hath the People wrought?"

709 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:39pm
710 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:43pm

Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers:

Nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole

711 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:19:47pm

re: #692 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Four people killed in a car crash just up the street from my neighborhood. All in the same family.

How awful.

712 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:20:04pm

re: #682 quickjustice

thanks!

713 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:20:16pm

re: #686 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Four

Jackie Mason did, didn't he?

yes, he was Ed's lawyer

714 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:20:24pm

re: #678 zombie

Very comfortable. Everybody thought I was that woman (forget her name) who recorded the "bitter clingers" speech moments later; and even though I featured the clearest mp3 of the snippet on my post, I wasn't actually the one who recorded it.

I'm sad for you..You do so much good reporting and posting..You stand on the wall against extremists and show true bravery in it's onslaught.
Yet...You must go to such deep cover that it would be dangerous for you to even reveal if you are a man or a women.
I always want to up ding you just for your bravery and dedication and work.

715 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:20:25pm

re: #679 scottishbuzzsaw

Give her my thanks!

Well, her intentions are good, but she needs to get hired somewhere first! She's available to start work in June, if any of you power brokers are looking for a bright young protege.

716 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:20:36pm

re: #693 Nevergiveup

Were is that?

Roanoke, VA

717 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:21:15pm

re: #707 Afrocity

Okay, I know I sound full of it but my brother played cards with John Wayne Gacy. He lived about 9 blocks from us in Chicago.

Like I said when you live in cities you see a lot of stuff.

Yikes. Did Gacy offer him a job?

718 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:21:22pm

re: #697 sattv4u2

WOW ,,, how was it?

(((ummm,, the sandwich ,, not Umberto)))

Not bad; he was there for a conference, hosted and chaired by my teacher. Honestly, I thought the whole thing was rather nice, even homey, in its way. He and my teacher, sitting down over egg-salad and (coffee for Eco, decaf Earl Grey for my professor) and they were doing what? Gossiping about people they knew from here and there. You'd have no idea that I was sitting down to a cheap lunch (it was at the Tasty, in Harvard Square) with two of the greatest minds if the century if you'd been passing by, and they talked like my relatives.

(And ECO won't discuss Foucault's Pendulum; not at all, and he made a point to make sure I understood that before we all started eating.)

719 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:21:27pm

re: #668 MandyManners

Clamming up, eh?

Get thee behind me, crustacean! With friends like that, who needs anemones?

720 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:21:27pm

re: #683 albusteve

nobody ever got a rise out of Ed Sullivan

He had trouble with Jackie Mason. Mason was on his show & someone held up one finger to indicate that he had one minute left.
Jackie says , "I gotta go they're giving me the finger."
Mason swpore that he had bno vulgar intent, but it took Ed Sullivan years to forgive him.

721 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:21:56pm

re: #716 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Roanoke, VA

Holy crap, I have family there. Have you got a link?

722 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:22:09pm

re: #707 Afrocity

Okay, I know I sound full of it but my brother played cards with John Wayne Gacy. He lived about 9 blocks from us in Chicago.

Like I said when you live in cities you see a lot of stuff.

Didn't Gacy work as a clown? *shudder*

723 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:22:16pm

another embarrassing obama moment, in turkey

"we don't consider ourselves a christian nation"

i mean - WTF?

724 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:22:16pm
725 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:22:26pm

re: #704 LGoPs

Wasn't the "finger" thing on Ed Sullivan?

726 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:22:49pm

re: #722 scottishbuzzsaw

Didn't Gacy work as a clown? *shudder*

Talk about underestimating the creepiness.

727 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:22:55pm

re: #718 Guanxi88

(And ECO won't discuss Foucault's Pendulum; not at all, and he made a point to make sure I understood that before we all started eating.)

You should have said, "dude, 'fess up, you TOTALLY ripped that off from The Da Vinci Code, didn't you?"

Would have made for a great story.

728 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:23:09pm

re: #723 buzzdroid

another embarrassing obama moment, in turkey

"we don't consider ourselves a christian nation"


[Video]i mean - WTF?

We elected him. QED.

729 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:23:18pm

re: #716 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Roanoke, VA

Wow. I was in Roanoke last year for Reserve Duty. I had a good time.

730 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:23:23pm

re: #720 opnion

He had trouble with Jackie Mason. Mason was on his show & someone held up one finger to indicate that he had one minute left.
Jackie says , "I gotta go they're giving me the finger."
Mason swpore that he had bno vulgar intent, but it took Ed Sullivan years to forgive him.

Ed didn't dig the Stones either...what a fussy old fart

731 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:23:23pm

re: #681 CyanSnowHawk

Missed the $16k question. They taped before the syndicated version started showing on TV, Oct. '02 IIRC, and we had no idea that the questions were going to be much more difficult than the Regis version of the game. Got hit with a hard science question after using all of her lifelines on earlier questions and picked the wrong answer.

What color light has the shortest wavelength?
A) Yellow
B) Green
C) Red
D) Violet

I'm an engineer and was proud when she ruled out Yellow and Green. Then crushed when she picked Red.

Over the years I've realized what a great education I've had. I admit I was an eager learner, but I had some really great teachers.

Miss Hanley, if you're a Lizard, and you taught 7th grade science at a Maryland middle school in 1976-1977, you were one of the best. You were tough and I don't think you ever smiled, but boy, you were a great teacher.

732 Dianna  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:23:33pm

I'm out.

Take care, lizards!

733 LGoPs  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:23:38pm

re: #725 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wasn't the "finger" thing on Ed Sullivan?

Somebody up thread said so...

734 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:23:55pm

re: #721 doppelganglander

Holy crap, I have family there. Have you got a link?

Information still sketchy. Roanoke.com is where I am getting my news on it.

735 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:23:58pm

re: #722 scottishbuzzsaw

Didn't Gacy work as a clown? *shudder*

Worse: As a clown, at childrens' parties.

Gah, and double Gah.

736 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:14pm

re: #714 HoosierHoops

I'm sad for you..You do so much good reporting and posting..You stand on the wall against extremists and show true bravery in it's onslaught.
Yet...You must go to such deep cover that it would be dangerous for you to even reveal if you are a man or a women.
I always want to up ding you just for your bravery and dedication and work.

Aw shucks...now you're making me blush! (Through my translucent/pale/cinnamon/dusky skin.) And it's embarrassing for a wo/man to blush. Isn't it!

737 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:14pm

re: #728 victor_yugo

We elected him. QED.

VY ... I proudly say ... I am not part of the "We" who elected Obama ... what does QED mean? ...

738 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:17pm

re: #672 doppelganglander

Indeed. Oh, and I forgot Mitt Romney! As you might guess from that list, her career plans include reforming the GOP and making it a winning party again.

That seals the deal.

Good for her. It's my dream to do what she is doing.

739 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:19pm

re: #726 calcajun

Talk about underestimating the creepiness.

Sorry, it was in reference to something upthread.

740 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:26pm

re: #735 Occasional Reader

Worse: As a clown, at childrens' parties.

Gah, and double Gah.

taste like chicken

741 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:30pm

re: #731 goddessoftheclassroom

Over the years I've realized what a great education I've had. I admit I was an eager learner, but I had some really great teachers.

Miss Hanley, if you're a Lizard, and you taught 7th grade science at a Maryland middle school in 1976-1977, you were one of the best. You were tough and I don't think you ever smiled, but boy, you were a great teacher.

She would probably be very gratified to see that you've become a dedicated teacher yourself.

742 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:39pm

re: #730 albusteve

Ed didn't dig the Stones either...what a fussy old fart

Some people here don't either. fussy old farts.

743 Afrocity  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:45pm

re: #717 doppelganglander

Yikes. Did Gacy offer him a job?

Yes, actually some locksmith odd jobs. Not anything tha required him to get on his knees.

744 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:50pm

re: #723 buzzdroid

another embarrassing obama moment, in turkey

"we don't consider ourselves a christian nation"


[Video]i mean - WTF?

I all candor, he is right; we are NOT a Christian nation and we were never meant to be. Neither are we a secular nation. We are a nation with no state-sponsored/official religion. There is a big difference.

745 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:24:51pm

re: #696 albusteve

didn't Veeck hire a midget because he was unhappy with the strike zone?

Yes he did when he owned the St. Louis Browns (Maybe Cleveland)
The guys name was Eddie Gadel. He of course drew a walk.
The ump let it stand, but said no more.

746 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:25:04pm
747 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:25:12pm

Video: Beloved ex-president gets rousing ovation at baseball game

His approval rating’s somehow gotten worse since he left office, but no matter: In Texas he can do no wrong. Dubya’s used to that, though. Did you know that his job approval at the start of his first term was the most polarized by party in modern history? Oh, wait — I mean second-most polarized.

[Link: rpc.blogrolling.com...]

748 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:25:18pm

re: #742 ConservatismNow!

Some people here don't either. fussy old farts.

yes I know well...THEY know who they are!

749 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:25:21pm

re: #735 Occasional Reader

Worse: As a clown, at childrens' parties.

Gah, and double Gah.

Which means, there's probably a Lizard who was one of the kids at a party where he put on his show...

750 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:25:42pm

re: #723 buzzdroid

WTF?


Secular society, separation of church and state, etc. It's the foundation and the key to the success of the Western world.

751 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:26:03pm

re: #735 Occasional Reader

Worse: As a clown, at childrens' parties.

Gah, and double Gah.

What other kind of clown is there? Nobody say a Congressman.

752 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:26:11pm

re: #741 doppelganglander

You're very kind.

How are things going?

753 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:26:27pm

re: #743 Afrocity

Yes, actually some locksmith odd jobs. Not anything tha required him to get on his knees.

Extra yikes. Nearly all the boys and young men Gacy killed worked for him, usually some sort of odd job. He was finally caught because the last young man he killed had told his mother he was going to do a job for Gacy, establishing that Gacy was the last person to see him alive.

754 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:26:46pm

re: #739 scottishbuzzsaw

No problem. I know--I was referring to the newer E-Trade commercials where the baby makes a mint in on-line trading and hires a clown with his "extra coin" My quote is the ad's tag line.

755 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:26:50pm

Just showed a stat...Yankees are barely over .500 on opening day...

756 swamprat  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:27:01pm

This just in;
Megahed has been rearrrested by immigration officials. His dad seems to be smiling as he declares that he is disappointed in America. Voiceover says that poor dad stated his son was "abducted".

WTF?
Why the smile?

757 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:27:12pm

re: #745 opnion

Yes he did when he owned the St. Louis Browns (Maybe Cleveland)
The guys name was Eddie Gadel. He of course drew a walk.
The ump let it stand, but said no more.

he was good for the game...a lunatic innovator and genuine character...pro sports need the occasional guy like him

758 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:27:20pm

re: #744 calcajun

I all candor, he is right; we are NOT a Christian nation and we were never meant to be. Neither are we a secular nation. We are a nation with no state-sponsored/official religion. There is a big difference.

indeed you are. but you are a nation founded on Judaeo-Christian values.
and values do mean something.

759 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:27:20pm

re: #752 goddessoftheclassroom

You're very kind.

How are things going?

Pretty well, thanks. My sister and my friend are both doing about the same for now. I appreciate you keeping them on the prayer list.

760 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:27:44pm

re: #730 albusteve

Ed didn't dig the Stones either...what a fussy old fart

I didn't know that. He was however very cool with Elvis.

761 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:27:45pm

re: #754 calcajun

No problem. I know--I was referring to the newer E-Trade commercials where the baby makes a mint in on-line trading and hires a clown with his "extra coin" My quote is the ad's tag line.

Oh! I love those...linky?

762 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:27:51pm

re: #727 Occasional Reader

You should have said, "dude, 'fess up, you TOTALLY ripped that off from The Da Vinci Code, didn't you?"

Would have made for a great story.

This was before the Da Vinci Code.

763 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:27:55pm

re: #748 albusteve

yes I know well...THEY know who they are!

Here's a funny thing about me. I was born 20 years too late. All my musical tastes stopped being popular when Clinton became President.

764 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:28:01pm

Hamas wants to smuggle long-range rockets in one piece

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Yup, that truce was a grand idea?

765 Dustyvet  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:28:12pm

re: #726 calcajun

Talk about underestimating the creepiness.

Image: john-wayne-gacy.jpg

Roslyn Carter


Image: roslyncarterjohnwaynegacy.jpg

766 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:28:24pm

re: #737 JacksonTn

VY ... I proudly say ... I am not part of the "We" who elected Obama ... what does QED mean? ...

Neither am I, but our votes don't count when ACORN is doing the counting.

QED = "QVOD ERAT DEMOSTRATVM". It basically means, "we've already proven that." It's the final step in a mathematical proof by reduction, when you end up at the starting point of another completed proof.

767 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:28:34pm

re: #763 ConservatismNow!

Porn music made a huge comeback!

768 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:28:46pm

Speaking of people I'd like to meet.

Via Hot Air

Video: Beloved ex-president gets rousing ovation at baseball game

And it was a strike.

769 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:28:49pm

re: #738 loppyd

That seals the deal.

Good for her. It's my dream to do what she is doing.

I'll bet you'd be awesome. I hope you get involved; the party (and the country) need you!

770 Emerald  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:28:58pm

re: #471 scottishbuzzsaw

Enjoy! (Will we hear singing?)

I see no reason to punish anyone here by doing that. I love music, would have loved to have been a musician, have absolutely zero musical talent. Sort of typical for me. I was the tallest kid in my class by a mile - until I joined the basketball team in sixth grade. Never grew another inch taller after that. No one believes I started out as center.

re: #545 calcajun

Sigh. Another denizen of the Bates Motel meets their fate.


For a scary villain, he's not very effective. That soundtrack of his always gives him away.

771 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:29:18pm

I tattooed Megan Fox.

/

772 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:29:21pm

re: #635 quickjustice

Correction: Majors was NOT loitering in the hallways when I was there.

773 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:29:36pm

re: #768 loppyd

Speaking of people I'd like to meet.

Via Hot Air

Video: Beloved ex-president gets rousing ovation at baseball game

And it was a strike.

Ditto, along with Laura. I'd love to be seated near either at a dinner party.

Whatever his flaws, he is a decent human being and gentleman.

774 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:29:42pm

re: #765 Dustyvet

[Link: hiroshimatelegrafen.files.wordpress.com...]

Roslyn Carter


[Link: www.debbieschlussel.com...]

Gah! Why is she shaking his hand?!

775 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:29:49pm

re: #750 Killgore Trout

Secular society, separation of church and state, etc. It's the foundation and the key to the success of the Western world.

ah - but you arent secular.

theres a big difference between strict secularism as practised in France, versus what you have in America.

anyway.. dont have the argument with me - obama seems to be claiming that America is some sort of European secular state , when it clearly isnt.

776 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:29:58pm

re: #762 Guanxi88

This was before the Da Vinci Code.

Then it would have been an even BETTER story.

777 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:30:06pm

re: #774 scottishbuzzsaw

Gah! Why is she shaking his hand?!

Because he was a Democrat of course.

778 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:30:25pm

re: #758 buzzdroid

Agreed. But the values on which we are founded owe more to the principles from the Enlightenment and the Reformation, tempered by two English revolutions of the 17th century and the tensions caused by the effect of the theology of the ruling classes during that time.

779 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:30:43pm

re: #760 opnion

I didn't know that. He was however very cool with Elvis.

"lets spend the nigh together" freaked out old Ed...he was so discusted he said he'd NEVER have those heathens on his show again...he really through a fit so the altered the lyric...good old Ed, six months later they were on his show again...ratings

780 ConservatismNow!  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:30:45pm

re: #773 goddessoftheclassroom

Ditto, along with Laura. I'd love to be seated near either at a dinner party.

Whatever his flaws, he is a decent human being and gentleman.

I'd have a hard time not ragging on him for being a South Oklahoman. :D

781 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:30:46pm

re: #771 Occasional Reader

I tattooed Megan Fox.

/

That's was you? I wanted to compliment you on the nice decorative elements of the initial "W," even though it hurt get them applied.

782 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:31:06pm

re: #726 calcajun

Talk about underestimating the creepiness.

That's where all the popular clown-creepiness ideas and jokes got started, if I'm not mistaken.

783 nyc redneck  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:31:32pm

hey, did anyone hear mark steyn subbing for rush today?
he is really getting better.

784 zombie  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:31:37pm

it hurt get them = it hurt getting them

PIMF

785 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:32:17pm

re: #779 albusteve

"lets spend the nigh together" freaked out old Ed...he was so discusted he said he'd NEVER have those heathens on his show again...he really through a fit so the altered the lyric...good old Ed, six months later they were on his show again...ratings

some bad spell fu there

786 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:32:23pm

re: #781 zombie

That's was you? I wanted to compliment you on the nice decorative elements of the initial "W," even though it hurt get them applied.

Thanks. We were both pretty wacked out on laughing gas at the time, I'm surprised my hand was that steady.

787 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:32:54pm

re: #769 doppelganglander

I'll bet you'd be awesome. I hope you get involved; the party (and the country) need you!

Thank you.

I have campaigned, but would love to get more involved in the party and not just make calls and knock on doors.

One of these days we'll trade emails and maybe your daughter can point me in the right direction.

If I do end up going to law school, I'd like to put it to use in the political arena.

788 Occasional Reader  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:33:17pm

Later.

789 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:33:18pm

re: #783 nyc redneck

hey, did anyone hear mark steyn subbing for rush today?
he is really getting better.

Love. Him.

790 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:33:21pm

re: #776 Occasional Reader

Then it would have been an even BETTER story.

I always think Eco must have hated writing Foucault's Pendulum, as all it really did was to set a whole bunch of diabolicals in motion, looking for proof that he somehow knew the REAL SECRET. I imagine their desperation was what made him issue that disclaimer.

791 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:33:27pm

re: #784 zombie

re: #784 zombie

heh...had to read it a couple of times to get it.

792 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:33:34pm

re: #788 Occasional Reader

Later.

Ciao!

793 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:33:52pm

re: #632 Iron Fist

You're right about two things about Gore, and wrong about one. First, he's not the brightest guy in the world. He was a C student at Harvard, and flunked out of Vanderbilt Divinity School (couldn't handle Latin, Greek, and Hebrew). He dropped out of law school to run for Congress in his father's old district up in Carthage. He was elected, and never went back to school. As a U.S. Senator he was relatively conservative. He veered left when he became Vice President.

794 Guanxi88  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:34:06pm

re: #782 Soona'

That's where all the popular clown-creepiness ideas and jokes got started, if I'm not mistaken.

My mother kicked a Ringling Brothers clown right in his freakish face, circa 1950; good people have always hated clowns.

795 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:34:11pm

re: #779 albusteve

"lets spend the nigh together" freaked out old Ed...he was so discusted he said he'd NEVER have those heathens on his show again...he really through a fit so the altered the lyric...good old Ed, six months later they were on his show again...ratings

That comment was agonizing to read.

796 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:34:13pm

re: #787 loppyd

Thank you.

I have campaigned, but would love to get more involved in the party and not just make calls and knock on doors.

One of these days we'll trade emails and maybe your daughter can point me in the right direction.

If I do end up going to law school, I'd like to put it to use in the political arena.


Try Community organizing..It's a fast track to the White House

797 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:34:19pm

re: #787 loppyd

Just go to the monthly BPOU meetings.

798 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:34:53pm

re: #781 zombie

Ah hah! I knew you were Megan Fox in disguise! ;-)

799 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:35:06pm

re: #795 Soona'

That comment was agonizing to read.

really awful...CHARLES!

800 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:35:09pm

re: #773 goddessoftheclassroom

Ditto, along with Laura. I'd love to be seated near either at a dinner party.

Whatever his flaws, he is a decent human being and gentleman.

And he always had our best interests at heart.

Laura strikes me as warm and engaging and a little playful. I would also love to meet her.

801 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:35:46pm

re: #757 albusteve

he was good for the game...a lunatic innovator and genuine character...pro sports need the occasional guy like him

Yes he was good for the game, the exploding scoreboard at Comiskey etc.
Maybe his greatest episode came during a White Sox day game on the fourth of July in 1976. He & his manageer Paul Richards & his General Manager put on Colonial garb & paraded around the field as the Spirit of 76, one guy with a flag, one with a fife & one with a drum & of course Veck had the wooden leg.

802 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:36:21pm
803 scottishbuzzsaw  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:36:29pm

re: #796 HoosierHoops

Try Community organizing..It's a fast track to the White House

*chortle*

804 JacksonTn  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:36:42pm

going to eat dinner ya'll ... thanks for the laughs ... one last question before I go ...

who is LEGION ... and why does he have a hard on for everybody in the Lounge Closing thread ... I cannot believe the people coming out of the woodwork today downdinging in old threads ... okay LEGION go ahead and ding this post down ...

later Lizards ...

805 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:36:48pm

I WOULD BE TERRIFIED TO EAT WITH LAURA BUSH!

Talk about decorum "FAIL!"

806 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:37:06pm

re: #801 opnion

Yes he was good for the game, the exploding scoreboard at Comiskey etc.
Maybe his greatest episode came during a White Sox day game on the fourth of July in 1976. He & his manageer Paul Richards & his General Manager put on Colonial garb & paraded around the field as the Spirit of 76, one guy with a flag, one with a fife & one with a drum & of course Veck had the wooden leg.

I saw that scoreboard go off quite a few time when I was a kid...it was a very big deal back then

807 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:37:11pm

re: #797 Sharmuta

Just found out that the husband of my hubby's banker is the head of the local GOP where I live in Ohio. Have asked to be introduced and see if I can be of assistance to them.

808 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:37:16pm
809 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:37:33pm

re: #796 HoosierHoops

Try Community organizing..It's a fast track to the White House

Or just about anything else that requires executive experience.

810 ArchangelMichael  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:37:41pm

re: #783 nyc redneck

hey, did anyone hear mark steyn subbing for rush today?
he is really getting better.

Are they finally letting him use the SuperSekrit bathroom again since he stole the keys last time?

811 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:37:44pm

re: #778 calcajun

Agreed. But the values on which we are founded owe more to the principles from the Enlightenment and the Reformation, tempered by two English revolutions of the 17th century and the tensions caused by the effect of the theology of the ruling classes during that time.

Indeed that is the case - but the modern left, as exemplified by Obama, seeks to rewrite history by imposing their leftist secularism onto that history of America and claiming it as their own. Unlike say secularist France, the political and religious spaces have always been intermingled in America - thats what you get with a free society. Obama seems to have some vision of America as being some sort of European secular state - when it isnt (except in his own head..)

812 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:39:14pm

re: #787 loppyd

Thank you.

I have campaigned, but would love to get more involved in the party and not just make calls and knock on doors.

One of these days we'll trade emails and maybe your daughter can point me in the right direction.

If I do end up going to law school, I'd like to put it to use in the political arena.

My nic is blue, email me anytime. Beware the mighty spam filter; I'll rescue you ASAP.

813 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:39:16pm

re: #807 rightymouse

Just found out that the husband of my hubby's banker is the head of the local GOP where I live in Ohio. Have asked to be introduced and see if I can be of assistance to them.

All it takes is one night a month to get more involved. It really starts at the BPOU level. (BPOU = Basic Political Organized Unit)

814 Nevergiveup  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:39:44pm

Navy to keep carrier fleet, other programs
By Philip Ewing - Staff writer
Posted : Monday Apr 6, 2009 17:08:54 EDT
The Navy will maintain its current fleet of 11 aircraft carriers until 2040, when it will drop to a fleet of 10, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Monday.

[Link: www.navytimes.com...]

Looks like the Navy came out ok so far.

815 calcajun  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:39:51pm

re: #811 buzzdroid

I've said it before--the Creationists are fighting the wrong battle, but the right war. It's not Science--it's History that is being re-written and where our future is imperiled.

816 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:40:01pm

re: #779 albusteve

"lets spend the nigh together" freaked out old Ed...he was so discusted he said he'd NEVER have those heathens on his show again...he really through a fit so the altered the lyric...good old Ed, six months later they were on his show again...ratings

Didn't he make the Doors change the lyrics about "...Get much higher"
in Light my fire?

817 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:40:08pm

re: #13 Occasional Reader

Of course, you could (in principle) be hallucinating, or dreaming.

Exactamundo, that's what Descartes said.

818 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:41:03pm

re: #813 Sharmuta

All it takes is one night a month to get more involved. It really starts at the BPOU level. (BPOU = Basic Political Organized Unit)

Not sure if he's at the county level or local/local level. Will find out.

819 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:41:10pm

re: #816 opnion

Didn't he make the Doors change the lyrics about "...Get much higher"
in Light my fire?

IIRC, he tried, but they sang that anyway.

820 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:41:12pm

re: #813 Sharmuta

All it takes is one night a month to get more involved. It really starts at the BPOU level. (BPOU = Basic Political Organized Unit)

I got on the email list for my county GOP. They have a breakfast every month with a speaker, such as a local congressman or state senator. So far I've been too shy to go.

821 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:41:37pm

re: #818 rightymouse

Whether it's local, or a little higher up the scale- go for it!

822 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:41:57pm

re: #821 Sharmuta

Whether it's local, or a little higher up the scale- go for it!


You betcha! :)

823 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:41:58pm

re: #806 albusteve

I saw that scoreboard go off quite a few time when I was a kid...it was a very big deal back then

Yeah it was. He was an innovator & put a quality ballclub on the field on a budget.

824 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:42:26pm
hey, did anyone hear mark steyn subbing for rush today?
he is really getting better.

Obama has been the gift that keeps on giving to Steyn... the gaffes, the dumbness, the love of the UN, the big government solutions, the screw ups in diplomacy ... endless . and we're not yet at the 100 day stage...

825 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:42:56pm

re: #805 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I WOULD BE TERRIFIED TO EAT WITH LAURA BUSH!

Talk about decorum "FAIL!"

Now that is one thing about which I have confidence in myself!

826 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:43:22pm

re: #820 doppelganglander

I got on the email list for my county GOP. They have a breakfast every month with a speaker, such as a local congressman or state senator. So far I've been too shy to go.

Don't be! Go- and find out where the local meetings are. The ones that are broken down to the smallest political organization, such as state house districts, or however your state breaks down the area to the most localized level.

827 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:43:29pm

re: #825 goddessoftheclassroom

Heck, Goddess, I'd be afraid to eat with you also.

828 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:43:37pm

re: #816 opnion

Didn't he make the Doors change the lyrics about "...Get much higher"
in Light my fire?

don't know...but he was very protective of his show and ironically it was most popular in the very years when social norms where blown away and all kinds of values came under siege from the press of the pop culture...Ed was living on borrowed time back then

829 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:44:22pm

re: #812 doppelganglander

My nic is blue, email me anytime. Beware the mighty spam filter; I'll rescue you ASAP.


Excellent. Will do!

830 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:44:25pm

re: #827 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Heck, Goddess, I'd be afraid to eat with you also.

I would hope not! I'd love to meet up with you at the Briar Patch for some fried okra!

831 loppyd  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:45:07pm

BF is home early!

BBL

832 opnion  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:45:12pm

re: #828 albusteve

don't know...but he was very protective of his show and ironically it was most popular in the very years when social norms where blown away and all kinds of values came under siege from the press of the pop culture...Ed was living on borrowed time back then

I could never figure out why he hosted a Variety show, but it was Ameicana.

833 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:45:24pm

re: #826 Sharmuta

Don't be! Go- and find out where the local meetings are. The ones that are broken down to the smallest political organization, such as state house districts, or however your state breaks down the area to the most localized level.

Good Call..All politics are local

834 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:45:39pm

The Onion explains AIG's bonus system, sort of.

CHICAGO—Sources in the Chicago metropolitan area confirmed Monday the existence of an extraordinary "business-man" imbued with the earning power and fiscal strength of 10 ordinary men. ... The only challenge to the business-man's dominance is reportedly his arch-nemesis, "the business-woman," whom he has kept trapped beneath a protective glass ceiling since 1973.

835 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:45:42pm

re: #815 calcajun

I've said it before--the Creationists are fighting the wrong battle, but the right war. It's not Science--it's History that is being re-written and where our future is imperiled.

damn right. rewrite history or dumb it down - and you control the future and you can reshape a nation. The left in Britain have done that in the British education system.. ( so dumbed down that most kids dont know who Churchill is..)

836 jjmckay1216  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:45:51pm

I once went dancing with Tia Carerre. That work?

837 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:46:08pm

re: #826 Sharmuta

Don't be! Go- and find out where the local meetings are. The ones that are broken down to the smallest political organization, such as state house districts, or however your state breaks down the area to the most localized level.

This is probably the most basic level around here. I met some of the people during the McCain campaign and they're nice as can be, but I am really weird about new social situations. They meet on the first Saturday of the month. I promise I will try to get up my nerve for the May breakfast.

838 nyc redneck  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:46:11pm

re: #810 ArchangelMichael

Are they finally letting him use the SuperSekrit bathroom again since he stole the keys last time?

i hope so. i missed the show where he lost the keys.
once when he was subbing he didn't have the sound working right.
he was great today.
i remember this statement, because of the behavior o is exhibiting to the world,
we are going to be seen as 'toothless as an enemy and treacherous as a friend."
to other nations.

839 Kenneth  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:46:37pm

How Obama plans to avoid the legal traps that snared Bush over Gitmo...

Decoding Obama Law
by Marc Ambinder

So while detainee issues remain flashy, I don't think the Obama administration will be challenged by too many new cases outside of the current Gitmo/Bagram population. Obama doesn't want to capture the bad guys who are out there; he wants to kill them, and he has the means and authority to do that. Whatever Obama's detainee policy will be once it's fully fleshed out, I doubt it will be strained by lots of new high profile captures.

840 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:47:35pm

re: #833 HoosierHoops

Good Call..All politics are local

One usually moves up the scale from a lower level. Most don't start working at a state level unless there's some nepotism going on.

841 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:48:28pm

re: #684 Nevergiveup

I Really Have To Move To Texas
—DrewM.

George Bush gets cheered throwing out the first pitch for the Texas Rangers.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

Good arm.

I love how he stopped to sign the ball for "Hamilton." Dead nuts center on that pitch. Also love how many people were standing and cheering. I'll bet there are even a few former Obamabots in the stands who are thinkg GWB not so bad.

842 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:48:30pm

re: #839 Kenneth

That's a unicorn of a different color!

843 victor_yugo  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:48:31pm

Okay all, I have some business to take care of before the day is too far gone. Maybe back later.

844 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:50:01pm

40 per cent of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger

THE bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show.

In the 1950s, the most common bra-cup size was a B - three sizes less than a DD.

Modern breasts are getting so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K, The Sunday Telegraph reports.

Experts blame the cleavage boost on obesity, contraceptive pills and artificial hormones.

Myer lingerie buyer Kerryn Sawyer said sales of DD-plus bras have grown from about 20 per cent of sales to 28 per cent in just five years.

Many lingerie labels such as Berlei and Triumph are now offering G cups while Fayreform, Freya and Le Mystere are producing select styles up to a size J.

Berlei brand manager Jane Edser said the company's range of bra styles, available in DD-plus, had, increased since 2005 from 75 per cent to 83 per cent, to cater for the growing market.

Bra company Eveden Australia launched a K cup into the market last year. The company's fitting specialist, Victoria Jubb, said obesity contributed significantly to the expanding chest sizes but the number of small-figured women with large breasts was on the increase.

"We're noticing a lot more girls with small backs and bigger bust sizes being fitted," she said.

Eveden's top-selling size is a 10G.

As women's chests have grown, the number of breast reductions have doubled in the past decade, said cosmetic surgeon Mark Goyen.

845 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:51:26pm

Obama - the gift that keeps on giving ( i seriously do hope somebody is keeping track of these...)

Yet more dumbness from the Obamessiah

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

"We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over so many centuries to shape the world for the better, including my own country"

Two questions?

1. How has Islam shaped the world "for the better"?

2. More importantly - how has Islam shaped the United States of America "for the better"?

Can anyone answer either two? A single example? Just one?

Hello?

Bueller... bueller?

846 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:51:39pm

For example- I could work on the Congressional District level, but mostly because the chair and deputy chair are gentleman I've worked with for years at the BPOU level. So- you have to pay some dues, but for some who did work for McCain, that will count towards that.

But it all starts with involvement.

Want to be a delegate in 2012? Start working now. Those that work within the party are those that are selected to represent.

847 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:53:03pm

re: #837 doppelganglander

This is probably the most basic level around here. I met some of the people during the McCain campaign and they're nice as can be, but I am really weird about new social situations. They meet on the first Saturday of the month. I promise I will try to get up my nerve for the May breakfast.

If you really feel self-conscience, eat before you go (everything I needed to learn about being a social success I learned from Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind). Just put a few dabs of food on your plate and rearrange them--don't actually eat. Get a cup of coffee and sip. You'll be fine! :)

848 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:53:40pm

re: #845 buzzdroid

The invented Algebra, therefore lowering my GPA. Does that count for anything?

849 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:54:11pm

re: #844 gmsc

Silicone. But then, this is Los Angeles.

850 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:54:21pm

re: #845 buzzdroid

he's cutting his own throat with this continuous blather...he is a fool and is slowly exposing himself with type of shit...imo

851 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:54:50pm

2,843 messages to go before we hit message #7 million!

852 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:54:51pm
853 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:00pm

re: #847 goddessoftheclassroom

If you really feel self-conscience, eat before you go (everything I needed to learn about being a social success I learned from Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind). Just put a few dabs of food on your plate and rearrange them--don't actually eat. Get a cup of coffee and sip. You'll be fine! :)

And Dopps? Don't think of it a a social situation so much as a work situation. You're there to do political work. Making friends is a perk.

854 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:02pm

re: #839 Kenneth

How Obama plans to avoid the legal traps that snared Bush over Gitmo...

Decoding Obama Law
by Marc Ambinder

wow. thats really friggin clever - kill the foot soldiers and get ZERO INTEL on their paymasters.

oh wait - the war on terror is over according to the Obamessiah...

855 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:18pm

re: #851 gmsc

2,843 messages to go before we hit message #7 million!

Wow! We should all talk more!

856 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:24pm

re: #847 goddessoftheclassroom

If you really feel self-conscience, eat before you go (everything I needed to learn about being a social success I learned from Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind). Just put a few dabs of food on your plate and rearrange them--don't actually eat. Get a cup of coffee and sip. You'll be fine! :)

You are so sweet, but I heard Ashley Wilkes say he likes a girl with a healthy appetite! Seriously, once I get going you'd never believe I'm shy, but making that first move is really hard for me.

857 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:38pm

re: #855 Sharmuta

Wow! We should all talk more!

I'm not sure that's possible!
;)

858 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:43pm

re: #839 Kenneth

How Obama plans to avoid the legal traps that snared Bush over Gitmo...

Decoding Obama Law
by Marc Ambinder

If that turns out to be true, in a way I'm for it. But it does eliminate the aquisition of valuble intelligence.

859 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:43pm

re: #851 gmsc

2,843 messages to go before we hit message #7 million!

be this week...gonna get some confetti

860 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:45pm

re: #853 Sharmuta

And Dopps? Don't think of it a a social situation so much as a work situation. You're there to do political work. Making friends is a perk.

VERY important point! They'll be thrilled that you joined them.

861 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:55:59pm

re: #853 Sharmuta

And Dopps? Don't think of it a a social situation so much as a work situation. You're there to do political work. Making friends is a perk.

That's very good advice. Thank you.

862 HDrepub  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:56:37pm

re: #772 quickjustice

Correction: Majors was NOT loitering in the hallways when I was there.

He was with someone and they had a box full of things. He may have been researching something in the Archives. He was telling the people at the front desk a story about how he came to be called "Drum" Majors in high school and later at UT as a player when I walked up to check in. I called him Coach and shook his hand. This was sometime around 2003 IIRC. I was there to research one of my Confederate ancestors.

863 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:56:48pm

re: #859 albusteve

be this week...gonna get some confetti

Try within 24 hours.

864 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:57:01pm

re: #845 buzzdroid

Obama - the gift that keeps on giving ( i seriously do hope somebody is keeping track of these...)

Yet more dumbness from the Obamessiah

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

"We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over so many centuries to shape the world for the better, including my own country"

Two questions?

1. How has Islam shaped the world "for the better"?

2. More importantly - how has Islam shaped the United States of America "for the better"?

Can anyone answer either two? A single example? Just one?

Hello?

Bueller... bueller?

1. Kept all that nasty science out of the madrasas.

2. Brought footbaths to the Minneapolis airport.

Next question.

865 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:57:27pm

re: #852 buzzsawmonkey

It did serve as the inspiration for the Ka'aba Scouts.

re: #858 Soona'

If that turns out to be true, in a way I'm for it. But it does eliminate the aquisition of valuble intelligence.

valuable intell thats prevented numerous attacks since 9/11

866 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:57:43pm

re: #856 doppelganglander

You are so sweet, but I heard Ashley Wilkes say he likes a girl with a healthy appetite! Seriously, once I get going you'd never believe I'm shy, but making that first move is really hard for me.

{doppelganglander}

"I don't see Mr. Ashley asking for to marry you..."

I understand completely. I can speak in front of any size group, and I love acting, but I am truly an introvert. I just know how much good you can do THEM.

867 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:57:47pm

re: #858 Soona'

If that turns out to be true, in a way I'm for it. But it does eliminate the aquisition of valuble intelligence.

The Obamanation is not about intelligence.
///

868 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:58:02pm

re: #859 albusteve

be this week...gonna get some confetti

Hmmm . . . if I can just post 810 of the next 2,000 or so messages, I might be able to simultaneous be the 7 millionth message and get my 10,000th LGF post!

869 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:58:29pm

re: #863 Sharmuta

Try within 24 hours.

maybe less actually

870 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:58:36pm

re: #868 gmsc

Hmmm . . . if I can just post 810 of the next 2,000 or so messages, I might be able to simultaneous be the 7 millionth message and get my 10,000th LGF post!

If that happens, rush out to buy a lottery ticket!

871 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:58:37pm

re: #866 goddessoftheclassroom

Fiddle dee dee!

872 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:58:38pm

re: #853 Sharmuta

And Dopps? Don't think of it a a social situation so much as a work situation. You're there to do political work. Making friends is a perk.

Excellent point. Sit back, watch and listen.

873 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:58:58pm

re: #869 albusteve

maybe less actually

That's likely. If we all talk more, we could hit it tonight.

874 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:59:10pm

re: #871 Sharmuta

Fiddle dee dee!

I'll worry about that tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day.

875 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:59:39pm

re: #872 rightymouse

Excellent point. Sit back, watch and listen.

And then, at the right moment, strike like a lizard!

876 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 3:59:59pm

re: #855 Sharmuta

Wow! We should all talk more!

with Obama-the-gaff-machine-that-keeps-on-giving i think we'll have no shortage of material to talk about. we're not even at 100 days yet.

877 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:00:09pm

re: #873 Sharmuta

That's likely. If we all talk more, we could hit it tonight.

dunno..I ran out of stuff to say last year...but I like reading what you say!

878 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:00:26pm

re: #875 itellu3times

And then, at the right moment, strike like a lizard!

Who told you the secret plan?!

879 Russkilitlover  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:00:55pm

re: #856 doppelganglander

You are so sweet, but I heard Ashley Wilkes say he likes a girl with a healthy appetite! blockquote>

I'm not gonna have you go there an gobble like a hawg!

LOVE that scene - both in the book and in the film.

880 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:01:17pm

re: #872 rightymouse

Excellent point. Sit back, watch and listen.

Don't be afraid to ask questions though. The CD deputy chair loves me because my first meeting I asked a pointed question that hit home. He was slack jawed while the others were scribbling furious notes. I just thought it was obvious, but you never know what sort of breath of fresh air a political unit might need.

881 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:02:45pm

Well, now thanks to the NK missile, Iran's nuclear development, and 0bama's lack of a spine, this song deserves to make a comeback:

882 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:02:47pm

Funny thing is - i thought it would have been BIDEN that would have been the gaffe-machine.

I wonder how many weeks will go by before John Stewart even acknowledges the Obama-gaffe-machine-that-keeps-on-giving?

"Austrian" language John? Didnt register with you did it?

883 Kenneth  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:02:51pm

re: #845 buzzdroid

1. How has Islam shaped the world "for the better"?

2. More importantly - how has Islam shaped the United States of America "for the better"?

Can anyone answer either two? A single example? Just one?

The only significant example that I can think of is 9-11, which, at least in the minds of millions of Muslims around the world, was a "positive" contribution.

But perhaps that's not what President Obama was referring to.

884 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:03:14pm

No pressure though!

If you're more comfortable going to a few meetings and watching first- do that. But it all starts with just going to that first meeting.

885 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:03:32pm

re: #873 Sharmuta

That's likely. If we all talk more, we could hit it tonight.

If we tried to give only one word comments and reponses, we could do it in a couple of hours.

886 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:03:50pm

re: #885 Soona'

OK

887 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:03:54pm

re: #885 Soona'

If we tried to give only one word comments and reponses, we could do it in a couple of hours.

yup

888 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:04:08pm

re: #887 albusteve

yup

Agreed.

889 Kenneth  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:04:19pm

re: #858 Soona'

If that turns out to be true, in a way I'm for it. But it does eliminate the aquisition of valuble intelligence.

That is precisely the reason the Bush admin decided to capture & interrogate terrorists. Obama's decision is based upon protecting his political flank, not about protecting America.

890 brookly red  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:04:34pm

re: #885 Soona'

If we tried to give only one word comments and reponses, we could do it in a couple of hours.

snark

891 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:04:57pm

re: #889 Kenneth

That is precisely the reason the Bush admin decided to capture & interrogate terrorists. Obama's decision is based upon protecting his political flank, not about protecting America.

Excessive.

892 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:05:02pm

I really don't care if I get the seven millionth comment (I really do!).

893 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:05:03pm

re: #890 brookly red

snark

Really?

894 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:05:05pm

re: #881 gmsc

Or perhaps its fast dawning on folks that the title of this tune has certain ring of truth to it now...


895 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:05:14pm

re: #891 Sharmuta

Excessive.

That's a joke.

896 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:05:28pm

re: #892 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I really don't care if I get the seven millionth comment (I really do!).

Why?

897 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:05:55pm

re: #875 itellu3times

And then, at the right moment, strike like a lizard!

Is there any other way? lol!

898 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:06:21pm

re: #886 Sharmuta

re: #887 albusteve

Good.

899 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:06:34pm

re: #898 Soona'

re: #887 albusteve

Good.

Word.

900 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:06:54pm

re: #896 Sharmuta

Haven't you hit one of the milestones before?

901 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:07:06pm

re: #900 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Haven't you hit one of the milestones before?

No

902 Captain Amercia  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:07:08pm

DOVER AIR FORCE BASE, Delaware (CNN) — His name was Phillip A. Myers. A staff sergeant in the U.S. Air Force, he was killed in a roadside bombing in Afghanistan on Saturday. The body of Phillip Myers, 30, arrived at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware on Sunday. The body of Phillip Myers, 30, arrived at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware on Sunday.
BY: CAPTAINAMERICA
I find this profoundly pathetic. We all know the left champions the so called “Fairness Doctrine” better named the “Fascist Doctrine” and it’s Orwellian provisions for the censorship of free speech. At the same time they revel in eviscerating President Bush for his administrations policy of keeping the media away from covering the return of GI’s killed in the Global War on Terror. It’s insane to think the two occupy any space in the same universe.

While President Bush implemented this policy to protect the dignity of our fallen service members and their grieving families, the left wants the Fascist Doctrine to silence opposition, period. Remember we live in an era where lunatics from organizations like the Westboro Baptist Church and Code Pink are free to make spectacles of the funerals of deceased service members. The only reason these reporters want to cover this relatively mundane part of the transfer of soldiers remains is for political purposes. There is no empathy among these vulture journalists for the service member or their families. If there was it would have manifested itself years ago in their coverage of the war and the sacrifice these service members have made. It’s telling how the left caterwauls at the Bush policy while wishing censorship on the rest of us. Typical liberal hypocrisy.

www.firstin@wordpress.com

903 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:08:08pm

re: #880 Sharmuta

Don't be afraid to ask questions though. The CD deputy chair loves me because my first meeting I asked a pointed question that hit home. He was slack jawed while the others were scribbling furious notes. I just thought it was obvious, but you never know what sort of breath of fresh air a political unit might need.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. The biggest problem I have is to keep my mouth zipped up.

904 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:08:29pm

re: #903 rightymouse

Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. The biggest problem I have is to keep my mouth zipped up.

Ditto.

905 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:08:30pm

re: #901 Sharmuta

Someone got a couple of them... Who was that? Do you remember who?

906 nyc redneck  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:08:45pm

re: #882 buzzdroid

Funny thing is - i thought it would have been BIDEN that would have been the gaffe-machine.

I wonder how many weeks will go by before John Stewart even acknowledges the Obama-gaffe-machine-that-keeps-on-giving?

"Austrian" language John? Didnt register with you did it?

that gaf really shows he is not very worldly at all.
or educated.
tho he pretends to be.
something basic is missing in him.
so much abt. him is pretend.

907 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:09:05pm

re: #905 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Someone got a couple of them... Who was that? Do you remember who?

why?

908 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:09:25pm

re: #907 albusteve

Oh, y'all shut up!

/

909 BatGuano  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:09:42pm

Please excuse my tardiosity, but what seven millionth comment? On LGF?

910 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:09:46pm

re: #908 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, y'all shut up!

/

okay

911 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:09:53pm

re: #908 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Meanie!

912 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:09:55pm

Charles hasn't yet announced the Grand Prize for Number 7,000,000. I say we hold out until he does! At 6,999,999, we all come to a screeching halt! ;-)

913 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:10:03pm

re: #909 BatGuano

Please excuse my tardiosity, but what seven millionth comment? On LGF?

Yes

914 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:10:21pm

Ooops - my earlier estimate was off.

We still have more than 5,000 comments before we hit 7 million!

Hey, that makes it easier to get those 810 posts in!

915 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:10:29pm

re: #909 BatGuano

Please excuse my tardiosity, but what seven millionth comment? On LGF?

correctomundo

916 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:10:39pm

re: #907 albusteve

why?

When?

917 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:10:55pm

re: #914 gmsc

Ooops - my earlier estimate was off.

We still have more than 5,000 comments before we hit 7 million!

Hey, that makes it easier to get those 810 posts in!

faster!

918 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:10:55pm

(Singing): "Seven million bottles of beer on the wall, seven million bottles of beer . . ."

919 BatGuano  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:11:05pm

re: #910 albusteve

Hey, You're the One after 909!

920 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:11:09pm

re: #916 Soona'

When?

tonight

921 VioletTiger  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:11:17pm

re: #914 gmsc

Ooops - my earlier estimate was off.

We still have more than 5,000 comments before we hit 7 million!

Hey, that makes it easier to get those 810 posts in!

That's about 6 threads worth.

922 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:11:29pm

re: #915 albusteve

Thanks Fonzie!

923 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:11:32pm

re: #919 BatGuano

Hey, You're the One after 909!

number9

924 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:11:41pm

re: #918 quickjustice

(Singing): "Seven million bottles of beer on the wall, seven million bottles of beer . . ."

That made me giggle!

925 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:11:46pm

re: #914 gmsc

The math geek flubbed the math? I feel so disillusioned.

926 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:12:15pm

re: #923 albusteve

turn me on dead man...

927 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:12:40pm

re: #923 albusteve

number9

Naughty number 9!

928 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:12:43pm

re: #926 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

turn me on dead man...

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned...

929 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:12:54pm

re: #926 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

turn me on dead man...

semolina pilchard

930 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:13:02pm

re: #928 Walter L. Newton

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned...

LOL

931 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:13:43pm

re: #904 Sharmuta

Ditto.

I can relate. :)

932 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:14:00pm

re: #930 Sharmuta

LOL

Credit where due. I found that as the signature on someone's employment ad on a community forum.

933 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:14:38pm

re: #931 rightymouse

I can relate. :)

I sat through most of the meeting just watching/listening. I was actually asked for my opinion, so I gave it in the form of a pointed question.

934 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:14:59pm

re: #924 goddessoftheclassroom

(Singing): "Six Million Nine Hundred Ninety-nine thousand, Nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Six Million Nine Hundred Ninety-nine thousand, Nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer . . ."

I think I've found my life's vocation! ;)

935 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:15:03pm

re: #932 Walter L. Newton

Credit where due. I found that as the signature on someone's employment ad on a community forum.

It's funny.

936 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:15:06pm

re: #925 Sharmuta

The math geek flubbed the math? I feel so disillusioned.

I was looking at the numbers linking to the posts, such as yours above, which is numbered 6,997,247 – suggesting less than 2,800 posts.

When I looked up at the statistics on the posts, which at this writing is 6,994,192, that shows the actual number of comments.

I did the math correctly, but was supplying myself with bad initial data.

937 gringo69  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:15:19pm

Is secretary of defense Gates just another obamabot. He's on Fox News spewing about defense cuts and spending here and there. Effin spit it out and move on. Does everybody have to talk like obama, talkin not sayin anything. Susan Rice, UN ambassador? Who is this woman? She like Condi Rice's slutty sister or sumpin? Just curious, sorry.

938 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:15:54pm

re: #928 Walter L. Newton

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned...

Until then, we can put the chickens on mobius strip roads, so that they'll cross the road to get to the same side.

939 Kenneth  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:00pm

re: #895 Sharmuta

I'll have to take your word on it.

940 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:02pm

re: #936 gmsc

I was looking at the numbers linking to the posts, such as yours above, which is numbered 6,997,247 – suggesting less than 2,800 posts.

When I looked up at the statistics on the posts, which at this writing is 6,994,192, that shows the actual number of comments.

I did the math correctly, but was supplying myself with bad initial data.

do you work for the feds?

941 brookly red  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:04pm

I still don't see anything in the MSM about the plot in Turkey... that's kinda odd.

942 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:16pm

re: #936 gmsc

The official ticker is the one in the upper left sidebar under Statistics.

943 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:36pm

6,994,200 comments.

944 VioletTiger  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:47pm

re: #936 gmsc

I was looking at the numbers linking to the posts, such as yours above, which is numbered 6,997,247 – suggesting less than 2,800 posts.

When I looked up at the statistics on the posts, which at this writing is 6,994,192, that shows the actual number of comments.

I did the math correctly, but was supplying myself with bad initial data.

Is the difference the deleted posts?

945 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:51pm

the islamic world has made contributions to society and you people need to wake up, understand the greatness of that culture, and bow down in tribute.

For example ...

1. turned cell phones into lethal weapons.
2. increased world demand for shapeless black garments when many thought it was a style that went out more than 1300 years ago.
3. created homicidal talking mouses and bees.

946 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:55pm

re: #940 albusteve

do you work for the feds?

I corrected myself, which should be proof right there that I don't work for the feds.
;)

947 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:16:56pm

re: #933 Sharmuta

I sat through most of the meeting just watching/listening. I was actually asked for my opinion, so I gave it in the form of a pointed question.

I'd watch and listen too. If hubby was with me and anyone asked for my opinion, he'd say 'uhoh'.

948 gmsc  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:17:07pm

re: #942 Sharmuta

The official ticker is the one in the upper left sidebar under Statistics.

I realize that now.

949 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:17:10pm

re: #940 albusteve

Bureau of the Census for sure. I think he can statistically model his way out of the problem, however.

950 Soona'  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:17:32pm

re: #936 gmsc

I was looking at the numbers linking to the posts, such as yours above, which is numbered 6,997,247 – suggesting less than 2,800 posts.

When I looked up at the statistics on the posts, which at this writing is 6,994,192, that shows the actual number of comments.

I did the math correctly, but was supplying myself with bad initial data.

Just shut up and start posting.
//:)

951 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:17:53pm

re: #950 Soona'

Pass me another beer.

952 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:17:59pm

Dang it! If I could hit the 7th million post tonight..I could request of Charles to create a thread just for the National Championship game tonight...
I'd live blog it Lizards! But alas..
I'm really jacked up lizards..I live for tonight in sports..This is the Final game for the best College team in America..

953 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:18:08pm

re: #906 nyc redneck

and theres more. that Saudi "bow" ? Folks are missing the point with that one - it was a BIG insult to Saudi King. Obama-rookie-stumbling-and-doesnt-have-a-clue

"Kissing hands is alien to our values and morals, and is not accepted by free and noble souls," Abdullah told a delegation from Baha, in southwest Saudi Arabia, which came to the royal palace to offer congratulations on his accession. "It also leads to bowing, which is a violation of God's law. The faithful bow to no one but God."
Source:LA Times, Sept 12th 2005

The Obama Gaffe Machine.. hey John Stewart. You didnt cover THAT one either did you? Covered the meeting with the Queen - but you went ALL SILENT On the Saudi Bow...

The Daily Show - just like the rest of the MSM.

954 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:18:26pm

You cat lovers will enjoy this. My gray kitty managed to pull the Dish Network box off the bottom shelf of the TV stand so she could lie on top of it and enjoy the heat. I don't think I've seen quite that degree of planning and forethought from a cat before.

955 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:18:30pm

re: #947 rightymouse

I'd watch and listen too. If hubby was with me and anyone asked for my opinion, he'd say 'uhoh'.

LOL! Boy- I know that situation. [Oh, God! They asked for her opinion!] lol

956 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:18:49pm

re: #952 HoosierHoops

Dang it! If I could hit the 7th million post tonight..I could request of Charles to create a thread just for the National Championship game tonight...
I'd live blog it Lizards! But alas..
I'm really jacked up lizards..I live for tonight in sports..This is the Final game for the best College team in America..

Call me later, I want to talk to you.

957 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:18:59pm

re: #952 HoosierHoops

You won't believe this... I had completely forgotten about it.

958 gringo69  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:19:07pm

re: #941 brookly red

Shoe throwing is more news worthy.

959 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:19:35pm

re: #952 HoosierHoops

Dang it! If I could hit the 7th million post tonight..I could request of Charles to create a thread just for the National Championship game tonight...
I'd live blog it Lizards! But alas..
I'm really jacked up lizards..I live for tonight in sports..This is the Final game for the best College team in America..

I guess I'd better not ask who's playing. Or what sport.

960 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:19:35pm

I'm bowed out...I think the whole issue is silly

961 buzzdroid  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:19:45pm

re: #945 _RememberTonyC

Hey - dont forget that other great Islamic invention - talking rocks and trees.

You know those ones - the ones that scream out "theres a Jew behind me!"

962 quickjustice  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:20:05pm

re: #953 buzzdroid

We can be grateful it was only a bow.

963 gringo69  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:20:21pm

re: #945 _RememberTonyC

4. Caused a spike in the blow-up goat and yak market.

964 debutaunt  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:20:41pm

re: #868 gmsc

Hmmm . . . if I can just post 810 of the next 2,000 or so messages, I might be able to simultaneous be the 7 millionth message and get my 10,000th LGF post!

Free celebratory pie if that happens.

965 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:20:43pm

re: #954 doppelganglander

You cat lovers will enjoy this. My gray kitty managed to pull the Dish Network box off the bottom shelf of the TV stand so she could lie on top of it and enjoy the heat. I don't think I've seen quite that degree of planning and forethought from a cat before.

I hate to break this to you...

966 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:20:57pm

re: #952 HoosierHoops

Dang it! If I could hit the 7th million post tonight..I could request of Charles to create a thread just for the National Championship game tonight...
I'd live blog it Lizards! But alas..
I'm really jacked up lizards..I live for tonight in sports..This is the Final game for the best College team in America..

MSU has it wrapped up...get ready for it

967 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:21:24pm

re: #956 Walter L. Newton

Call me later, I want to talk to you.

Ya wanna Talk Oracle Walter? What up?

968 irongrampa  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:21:24pm

Actually, the chicken crossed to road to show the possum it COULD be done.

969 Kenneth  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:21:34pm

The Deficit Trials of 2017

970 VioletTiger  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:21:43pm

re: #952 HoosierHoops

Dang it! If I could hit the 7th million post tonight..I could request of Charles to create a thread just for the National Championship game tonight...
I'd live blog it Lizards! But alas..
I'm really jacked up lizards..I live for tonight in sports..This is the Final game for the best College team in America..

Hope you enjoy the game. Any of your picks still alive?

971 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:21:54pm

re: #963 gringo69

4. Caused a spike in the blow-up goat and yak market.

dude ... i just shot cranberry juice all over the keyboard

972 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:22:00pm

re: #962 quickjustice

We can be grateful it was only a bow.

a quick bowjob...move along please

973 _RememberTonyC  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:22:53pm

re: #961 buzzdroid

Hey - dont forget that other great Islamic invention - talking rocks and trees.

You know those ones - the ones that scream out "theres a Jew behind me!"

those wacky mohammedens ...

974 VioletTiger  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:22:59pm

re: #954 doppelganglander

You cat lovers will enjoy this. My gray kitty managed to pull the Dish Network box off the bottom shelf of the TV stand so she could lie on top of it and enjoy the heat. I don't think I've seen quite that degree of planning and forethought from a cat before.

That's quite a snarky feline.

975 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:23:09pm

re: #966 albusteve

MSU has it wrapped up...get ready for it

Are you serious? This has got to be the best story in years..
I'm with you Steve..This is a Magic night for MSU.

976 albusteve  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:24:36pm

re: #975 HoosierHoops

Are you serious? This has got to be the best story in years..
I'm with you Steve..This is a Magic night for MSU.

Detroit has little to cheer about these days...look for a raucus, rocking crowd that totally takes UNC out of their game...Laimbeer Lives!

977 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:24:48pm

re: #967 HoosierHoops

Ya wanna Talk Oracle Walter? What up?

I was kidding. Talking during your game. No way, huh?

978 doppelganglander  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:25:21pm

re: #965 goddessoftheclassroom

I hate to break this to you...

Aside from bringing me dead animals, since she is an indoor cat, she has done EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE THINGS! OMG!11!eleventy!

979 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:26:00pm

re: #955 Sharmuta

LOL! Boy- I know that situation. [Oh, God! They asked for her opinion!] lol


lol!

The funny thing is that my bluntness has served me well with my job and especially my boss. He was so sick of sychophants by the time I was hired that he didn't know quite what to make of me as I am the total opposite of a brown-noser/butt kisser. That said, I do know how to say 'isn't that lovely' when necessary and walk away.

980 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:26:27pm
981 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:26:45pm

re: #968 irongrampa

Actually, the chicken crossed to road to show the possum it COULD be done.

Is it ok to laugh? lololol!

982 BatGuano  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:28:06pm

re: #965 goddessoftheclassroom

I bookmarked it. My wife is a cat lover and we have three cats. They do all those things except bringing dead animals.

983 Zimriel  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:28:17pm

re: #723 buzzdroid

another embarrassing obama moment, in turkey

"we don't consider ourselves a christian nation"

i mean - WTF?

"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Musselmen; and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."

--"Treaty of peace and friendship between the United States of America and the Bey and Subjects of Tripoli, of Barbary", article 11, signed in 1796 under George Washington, a President of whom I believe you have heard.

The context is the same: a reassurance given to a foreign Muslim nation.

This ain't a gaffe.

984 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:29:24pm

re: #979 rightymouse

I need to master that trick. Working on it though. :)

985 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:29:39pm

re: #982 BatGuano

I bookmarked it. My wife is a cat lover and we have three cats. They do all those things except bringing dead animals.

My kittehs are indoor, too, but we get mice in the basement occasionally. Ick.

986 Pigtown Water Dog  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:29:44pm

re: #856 doppelganglander

Oh, heck, I'm even shy on the innertubes. Don't worry about being an introvert--when you say stuff, people will tend to listen, rather than wishing you'd be quiet! ;D

987 Zimriel  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:30:55pm

re: #912 quickjustice

Charles hasn't yet announced the Grand Prize for Number 7,000,000. I say we hold out until he does! At 6,999,999, we all come to a screeching halt! ;-)

#7,000,000 should be a noob saying "first"

988 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:31:07pm

re: #970 VioletTiger

Hope you enjoy the game. Any of your picks still alive?

No..In my whole life I've never picked the Winner..
This year..And I blogged it here..On the Monday after the Brackets were released I struggled with a pick on the deck doing a BBQ..Then out of the blue the most beautiful Cardinal landed by me and started singing to Led Zep Blasting outside..We flew off and i stood there stunned.. I picked the Louisville Cardinals to win tonight..Hell nothing else ever worked..
The sexy pick turned out to be Louisville and they were kicking butt and I was feeling pretty good..and doing just a little trash talking here in fun..
Then they lose
If that bird shows up again during a BBQ and starts doing a bad Karaoke ..I'm taking him down..with extreme prejudice..
/

989 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:31:54pm

re: #984 Sharmuta

I need to master that trick. Working on it though. :)


Works like a charm when the situation ain't worth it. Trust me. :)

990 HoosierHoops  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:31:55pm

re: #977 Walter L. Newton

I was kidding. Talking during your game. No way, huh?

Hey..I'll call you Tuesday..What's a good time?

991 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:35:03pm
992 rightymouse  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:35:19pm

re: #978 doppelganglander

Aside from bringing me dead animals, since she is an indoor cat, she has done EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE THINGS! OMG!11!eleventy!

You are missing the joy of finding dead chipmunks in shoes and under the covers on the bed. Then there is the joy of finding dead mice on the office chair, bloodied bathroom floor and favorite couch.

993 Mirage  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:48:49pm

10 Reasons it would rule to date a unicorn

Unicorn dating

I had to laugh.

994 HDrepub  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 4:51:06pm

re: #928 Walter L. Newton

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned...

The chickens are merely showing the armadillos the road can be crossed without becoming road kill.

995 Mirage  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 5:03:15pm

I had a chicken try to cross a four-lane road in front of my car at 6 am a couple weeks back. I'm not sure what it was thinking, but rather than get chicken goo on my bumper and under my car I slowed and stopped after which the chicken took off to the other side of the road in a flurry of feathers and squawking.

996 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 5:06:19pm

re: #691 buzzsawmonkey

Must have been part border collie.

997 tradewind  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 5:09:02pm

re: #976 albusteve

The wrong MSU. Okay, UM formerly known as MSU.
Still in mourning here for the departed Calipari.

998 Engnrman  Mon, Apr 6, 2009 6:45:33pm

Re:991

Wow. I think IronFist and I might share some common ground. 5000 degrees or so? Which is why it is a good thing I am an engineer and not a politician. I can only do my job to the best of my ability, to defeat the bastards. Anyway, I killed four threads last week, chances are, this one just got a stake through its heart. I work too late and log on too late.


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