Ahmadinejad Translated
Let’s put Iranian thug-in-chief Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s latest statements through the LGF/Acme Super Duper Translatronic Device to find out what he really meant:
Ahmadinejad: “The Iranian people would welcome a hand extended to it if the hand is truly based on honesty.”
Translatronic Device: “The Holocaust was a lie! Jews secretly rule the world!”
Ahmadinejad: “Yet, if it has an honest appearance but is dishonest by nature, the Iranian people would give the same response that it gave to George Bush. Therefore the change should be in action, not in words.”
Translatronic Device: “By action, I mean Death to Israel!”
Ahmadinejad: “We favor dialogue with other countries but it has to be based on justice, respect and national security of our and other nations.”
Translatronic Device: “Bow to us or we’ll nuke you! Death to America!”
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