We Got Mail!
Lots of hate mail today, which is always a treat! It was difficult to pick the worst, but because I care so much, dear readers, I’ve selected two winners from among the 17 admirers who shared their thoughts today. (Four letter words left intact for added spiciness.)
First, we have a very angry creationist, writing from Richmond, British Columbia. He first used the LGF contact form back in February to send this closely reasoned argument:
Boy, you’re one fucking moron. If you think creationism is going to sink our chances then why don’t you leave the Republican Party and find out. And btw anybody who uses Google search numbers to argue that Palin’s ‘creationism’ affected the election is someone looking for a reason to expel once again the religious nuts of the party. I’ll tell you what. You and Barnett can join the Democrats while we take all the religious Hispanics. Oh and go fuck yourself.
Today, our Canadian correspondent followed up with another, even creepier anti-evolution missive:
Little boy: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Charles Johnson: Because you creationists touch yourselves at night.
Now I command you to believe in Darwin!
Little boy: Don’t you mean analyze and decide for myself?
Charles Johnson: Infidel!
Hard to argue with that!
Our second winner writes from Seattle, Washington (is there something in the water in the Pacific Northwest?), with a note that consists of pure, context-free vitriol. I have no idea what set this one off:
Hey Nazi boy, you should consider checking into a good nut farm for
awhile. You’re a freak man! Seek some help before it’s too late.
Yes, it’s the dreaded Signatureless Signoff! I do appreciate the polite salutation, though.