The Rick Warren Experience

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Religion • Sat Apr 11, 2009 at 6:46 pm PDT • Views: 233

Fox News is promoting Rick Warren like crazy tonight.

It’s all part of the big cleanup.

Rick Warren’s not a progressive Jerry Falwell. Really. He’s not. Pay no attention to those men behind the curtain.

God talks to Rick every day. And God told Rick that evolution stinks.

Do you believe Creation happened in the way Genesis describes it?

WARREN: If you’re asking me do I believe in evolution, the answer is no, I don’t. I believe that God, at a moment, created man. I do believe Genesis is literal, but I do also know metaphorical terms are used. Did God come down and blow in man’s nose? If you believe in God, you don’t have a problem accepting miracles. So if God wants to do it that way, it’s fine with me.

HARRIS: I’m doing my Ph.D. in neuroscience; I’m very close to the literature on evolutionary biology. And the basic point is that evolution by natural selection is random genetic mutation over millions of years in the context of environmental pressure that selects for fitness.

WARREN: Who’s doing the selecting?

HARRIS: The environment. You don’t have to invoke an intelligent designer to explain the complexity we see.

WARREN: Sam makes all kinds of assertions based on his presuppositions. I’m willing to admit my presuppositions: there are clues to God. I talk to God every day. He talks to me.

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1 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:47:23pm

Bookseller ... Bookseller ... that is all ... whatever will sell a book ...

2 freedombilly  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:47:59pm

God talks to me every day and tells me the Yankees suck. Why is Fox News not reporting this?

3 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:49:28pm

Repost, applicable:

Warren waver on Prop 8 stuns leaders

"When it came time to rally support for California’s Proposition 8, Pastor Rick Warren’s message was loud and clear: “Now let me say this really clearly: We support Proposition 8," the evangelical leader said via video message to his 22,000-member church the week before the anti-gay marriage measure went into effect in November. But now Warren may have changed his mind about gay marriage. In an interview with Larry King, Warren said he "never once even gave an endorsement” of the proposition, and that he was just “a pastor talking to his people” who, all of a sudden, was turned into the “poster boy for anti-gay marriage." “I wrote to all my gay friends—the leaders that I knew—and actually apologized to them,” Warren said. Leaders of the evangelical community and members of Warren’s church are bewildered at his turnaround on the issue. “He is being politically correct instead of biblically courageous,” one pastor said."

4 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:50:09pm
If you’re asking me do I believe in evolution, the answer is no, I don’t. I believe that God, at a moment, created man. I do believe Genesis is literal, but I do also know metaphorical terms are used. Did God come down and blow in man’s nose? If you believe in God, you don’t have a problem accepting miracles. So if God wants to do it that way, it’s fine with me.

Uh, Rick? What if he used evolution? Would you still be "fine" with that?

5 funky chicken  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:50:59pm

Remember Rick Warren went to Syria and pronounced it a wonderful place for religious minorities. He had Obama to his megachurch for a big AIDS confab a couple of years ago.

The guy is about nothing more than promoting Rick Warren and his Christian self-help psychobabble books.

He slithered in to fill Ted Haggard's place after he disgraced himself and had to be cut loose from the Bush "evangelical czar" outreach position.

Bush threw Franklin Graham overboard after 9/11/01 because Graham spoke the truth about Islam, which Graham has decades of experience with. Bush preferred Ted Haggard and then Rick Warren. That's about all I need to know about Rick Warren, and, frankly, about GW Bush.

6 Charles Johnson  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:52:15pm

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

7 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:52:16pm

Ironically, I see a google ad for gnmagazine dot org.

8 Bloodnok  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:52:44pm

re: #3 pink freud

Wow. Image cleanup indeed.

9 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:52:55pm

Warren reminds me of Jesse Jackson. A tool, always catching just the right angle for the most profit.

10 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:53:07pm

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

Where will that leave Huckabee? Under the bus?

11 cronus  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:53:46pm

This is clearly unfair. All Sam Harris has to contest Warren's opposition to evolution is a mountain of unrefutted empirically tested scientific evidence.

12 Bloodnok  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:54:03pm

re: #7 Sharmuta

Ironically, I see a google ad for gnmagazine dot org.

I see an ad for "Redefining Christianity" and "The Purpose Driven Life". No foolin'. I do.

13 Bob Dillon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:54:57pm

Wheee ...!

14 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:55:03pm

Actually- I see a whole google widget full of creationist ads:

Come experience Ken Ham at CHEA's XXV Annual Homeschool Convention

Ken Ham- uh... NO THANKS!

15 Charles Johnson  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:56:48pm

Google ads are driven by keywords.

The keywords in this case being "Rick Warren."

People who pay for these ads pick the keywords they want to target.

You're seeing the fundamentalist money at work. It's fascinating.

16 alegrias  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:56:56pm

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

* * * *
Nah, Warren's too fat and bearded.

Warren can't compete in any shape, way or form, with Charlton Heston at his peak as Moses the Deliverer, over on ABC's annual Charlton Hestonathon, "The Ten Commandments".

17 Bloodnok  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:56:56pm

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

I will not have my party's candidate run around in a Hawaiian shirt.

18 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:57:23pm

and the GOP suicide pact marches on

19 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:57:44pm

re: #9 pink freud

Warren reminds me of Jesse Jackson. A tool, always catching just the right angle for the most profit.

Absolutely agree with you. It's clear to me the purpose driving his life is $$$.

20 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:57:57pm

kooks to the left of me, preachers to the right, here I am stck in the middle with Joos.

21 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:58:37pm

re: #15 Charles

Those Google ads are driven by keywords.

The keywords in this case being "Rick Warren."

People who pay for these ads pick the keywords they want to target.

You're seeing the fundamentalist money at work. It's fascinating.

Take their money, Charles. It's karmic.

22 alegrias  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 6:59:40pm

re: #18 Shug

and the GOP suicide pact marches on

* * * *
Sorry, but that's not fair to the rest of us who aren't drinking whatever Koolaid you thing some are taking.

23 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:01:44pm

re: #22 alegrias

* * * *
Sorry, but that's not fair to the rest of us who aren't drinking whatever Koolaid you thing some are taking.


so the rest of you go out and get a sane individual as the nominee.
as I see it, the powers that be in the republican party are Hell bent on destroying the party with their new earth creationist bullshit

24 Bloodnok  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:02:06pm

re: #19 Sharmuta

Absolutely agree with you. It's clear to me the purpose driving his life is $$$.

He's more interested in living the Chauffeur Driven Life.

25 Jimash  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:02:24pm

Rick Warren hmmm... ICK.

26 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:03:31pm

I'm just amazed at the stunning display of theological hypocrisy that some of these folks show- that God can do miracles, God can do anything(!) but evolution isn't one of them. Well- if God can't use evolution, how am I supposed to think He can do miracles?

27 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:03:40pm

re: #21 Sharmuta

Well Google gets the money, and then pays Charles if anyone clicks it - not sure what his conversion rate is going to be on Rick Warren ads on this site - hah

28 JammieWearingFool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:04:31pm

Warren is a clown and a shameless huckster.

29 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:05:01pm

re: #27 rhino2

Well Google gets the money, and then pays Charles if anyone clicks it - not sure what his conversion rate is going to be on Rick Warren ads on this site - hah

Should we click some for research purposes? Could provide some giggles.

30 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:05:34pm

The United Nations force in southern Lebanon is on its way to "disintegrating," senior defense officials warned on Saturday, after Poland announced it was withdrawing its troops from the peacekeeping force.

Polish Defense Minister Bogdan Klich announced on Friday during a visit to Lebanon that the 500 Polish soldiers currently assigned to UNIFIL would return home by the end of the year.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Are the USA and Great Britain the only 2 countries in the Free World with a Military force over 2,500 people? I think if you don't contribute to the continued freedom of the Western World, you authta just shut the F.. Up. And this is not aimed at Poland which by and large does more than the others.

31 Bloodnok  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:05:40pm

re: #28 JammieWearingFool

Warren is a clown and a shameless huckster.

And with Pink Freud's #3 he's also a bald-faced liar.

32 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:05:56pm

re: #26 Sharmuta

I'm just amazed at the stunning display of theological hypocrisy that some of these folks show- that God can do miracles, God can do anything(!) but evolution isn't one of them. Well- if God can't use evolution, how am I supposed to think He can do miracles?

They demean the wonder of God's creations, as well as the gift of intelligence God has given us.

33 JammieWearingFool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:06:00pm

re: #15 Charles

Google ads are driven by keywords.

The keywords in this case being "Rick Warren."

People who pay for these ads pick the keywords they want to target.

You're seeing the fundamentalist money at work. It's fascinating.

Must be my avatar, as I often see NY Giants ads.

34 BlueCanuck  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:06:05pm

re: #15 Charles

heh. Yeah. One google ad I see at the top says, "Evolution or Creation? Is evolution just a theory? You can prove creation,..."

35 Egregious Philbin  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:06:45pm

I've noticed Warren all over the damned place this week.

Eh...another famewhore for christ.

$$$ will be accepted.

36 cronus  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:08:25pm
I do believe Genesis is literal, but I do also know metaphorical terms are used.

Isn't it interesting that apparently only Rick Warren is privileged enough to know what what was intended metaphorically and what was meant to be taken literally in the bible.

37 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:09:01pm

re: #29 Sharmuta

Couldn't hurt!

38 BlueCanuck  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:09:04pm

re: #29 Sharmuta

Should we click some for research purposes? Could provide some giggles.

Well here's the site I saw when I clicked on the ad. Good News Magazine.

39 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:09:36pm

Rick Warren, author of "The Profit-Driven Life."

40 SpaceJesus  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:11:01pm

I would have no problem with these people if they weren't tacking their crazy shit onto the same platform as small government. They're dragging good ideas through the mud with their bullshit. SpaceJesus is moving to Samoa.

41 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:11:30pm

Ha! This oughta be a real interesting panel:

Pastor Rick Warren to be guest on ABC's "This Week" on Easter

"The Rev. Rick Warren, pastor of Saddleback Church, will be the headliner guest on ABC's "This Week" this weekend. The ABC program airs at 11 a.m. on WFTV-Channel 9. A round-table discussion brings together George Will, economist Paul Krugman of The New York Times, Ruth Marcus of The Washington Post and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich."

I can already smell the thread ...

42 quickjustice  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:12:11pm

Warren's a good buddy of Obama's and McCain's, correct?

43 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:12:59pm

re: #38 BlueCanuck

Well here's the site I saw when I clicked on the ad. Good News Magazine.

There's some Darwinism too! Oxford Round Table

44 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:13:23pm

Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true? And if your answer is yes, are you then saying that the influence of Judeo-Christianity is irrelevant?

45 quickjustice  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:13:41pm

re: #6 Charles

If Huckabee couldn't pull it off, neither can Warren. Huckabee is a really slick Baptist preacher, but his support was regional.

46 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:13:53pm

I don't know but the word "Huckster" keeps coming to mind?

47 cronus  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:14:13pm

re: #26 Sharmuta

I'm just amazed at the stunning display of theological hypocrisy that some of these folks show- that God can do miracles, God can do anything(!) but evolution isn't one of them. Well- if God can't use evolution, how am I supposed to think He can do miracles?

Rick Warren types don't want a God capable of creating the incredible cosmos that our science is revealing more everyday. An entity capable of doing that is worthy of being called God. They don't want a God, they want a magician.

48 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:14:19pm

re: #42 quickjustice

Warren's a good buddy of Obama's and McCain's, correct?

There are no good buddies in politics, only strange bedfellows.

49 Charles Johnson  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:14:20pm

re: #44 countrygurl

Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true? And if your answer is yes, are you then saying that the influence of Judeo-Christianity is irrelevant?

Wanna try that again?

50 quickjustice  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:15:38pm

re: #44 countrygurl

Excuse me?

51 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:15:50pm

re: #49 Charles

Wanna try that again?

Good- I thought i was going senile and couldn't make sense of an English sentence anymore?

52 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:15:51pm

re: #44 countrygurl

Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true? And if your answer is yes, are you then saying that the influence of Judeo-Christianity is irrelevant?

Say what?

53 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:16:02pm

re: #40 spacejesus

I would have no problem with these people if they weren't tacking their crazy shit onto the same platform as small government.

Boy- I wish you stuck more to comments like this, because you're right. Smaller government (real conservatism) has nothing to do with promoting religious beliefs. These people are not in the correct party. I don't think the democrats are for them either, but based on what Thanos found out about the Dominionists running the (so-called) Constitution Party, maybe that's where they should go.

54 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:16:20pm

Try what, Charles?

55 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:17:11pm

re: #54 countrygurl

Try what, Charles?

Making sense. That would be good.

56 quickjustice  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:17:17pm

re: #54 countrygurl

Please clarify your earlier thought for me. I'm a little dense, and didn't understand you.

57 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:17:24pm

sleeper

58 Ringo the Gringo  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:18:09pm

I really don't care what Rick Warren believes anymore than I care about the spiritual beliefs of a Navajo or a Hindu. So long as his beliefs are not taught in public school science classrooms, he can believe whatever he wants.

59 BlueCanuck  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:18:19pm

re: #57 Shug

Possibly, could be just a lurker though.

60 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:18:31pm

re: #44 countrygurl

Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true? And if your answer is yes, are you then saying that the influence of Judeo-Christianity is irrelevant?

Uh- those who don't believe in evolution say it's can't be true because the Bible is literal.

61 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:18:42pm

North Korea Is In Trouble Now...Security Council Agrees On A Strongly Worded Letter
—DrewM.

In yet another display of Obama's awesomely awesome diplomatic prowess, the UN Security Council has reached an agreement on how to respond to last week's missile launch by North Kora.

The US said it wanted a tough resolution (for what little that's worth) but not even Obama's bowing and scraping tour of Europe could get Russia and China to go for that. All the US and Japan got was a "Presidential Statement".

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

And this Ace has right!

62 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:18:43pm

re: #54 countrygurl

Try what, Charles?

Can you restate that question?

Pretend I'm dense. OK don't pretend.

63 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:18:51pm

Ok, I'll ask one question at a time:
Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true?

64 Ringo the Gringo  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:19:29pm

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

I hope not...I really hope not.

65 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:19:50pm

re: #63 countrygurl

Ok, I'll ask one question at a time:
Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true?

what?

66 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:20:06pm

re: #63 countrygurl

Ok, I'll ask one question at a time:
Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true?

Ugh try one phase at a time?

67 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:20:15pm

re: #63 countrygurl

Ok, I'll ask one question at a time:
Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true?

That did not help.

/Maybe I'm dense

68 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:20:16pm

re: #63 countrygurl

Your question makes no sense. Those who disagree with evolution do so because they think that if evolution is true then none of the Christian faith is.

69 quickjustice  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:20:53pm

re: #63 countrygurl

I support the theory of evolution. I'm also a Christian. I see no inconsistency in the two positions.

70 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:20:55pm

re: #67 rhino2

That did not help.

/Maybe I'm dense

If you are, I 'm right there with ya?

71 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:20:55pm

That's a very sleepy sleeper

72 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:21:24pm

She has her question bass ackwards.

Here at LGF, many of us accept evolution and God, countrygurl.

73 MPH  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:21:43pm

You know what else God told Rick Warren?

Go get us some of that sweet sweet faith based initiative cash!

And Rick Warren obeyed the Lord.

74 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:22:21pm

re: #63 countrygurl

Ok, I'll ask one question at a time:
Are you folks who disagree with evolution


Muslims?

saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true?


Yes?

75 mich-again  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:22:45pm

re: #63 countrygurl

Ok, I'll ask one question at a time:
Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true?

You twisted me in a circle trying to read that.

76 Kronocide  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:23:17pm

I talk to Rick Warren every day. He tells me NY style is real pizza and Chicago isn't.

77 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:23:31pm

re: #74 Racer X

You figured it out! Makes sense now.

78 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:23:34pm

Racer X -- sometimes I think I'm really dense! I'm just trying to understand what I really believe, not trying to cause any trouble, really just asking for opinions about what it means to reject evolution, while holding onto the believe of Christ as the redeemer. I thought since it was Easter it would be an appropriate topic, but maybe not.

79 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:23:35pm

re: #63 countrygurl

Ok, I'll ask one question at a time:
Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true?

Okay, let's see if I can rephrase your question so I can understand it.

Are people who believe in evolution saying that none of Christian faith is true?

If this is what you're asking, tap once.

80 shiek al beif salami  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:24:16pm

re: #73 MPH

The practice of the government giving money to NGOs in general, and faith-based NGOs in particular, is wrong at so many levels.

81 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:24:22pm

re: #76 BigPapa

I talk to Rick Warren every day. He tells me NY style is real pizza and Chicago isn't.

LOL
good one!
*that was really funny*

82 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:24:48pm

re: #78 countrygurl

Rejecting evolution means rejecting reality.

83 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:25:01pm

re: #63 countrygurl

Ok, I'll ask one question at a time:
Are you folks who disagree with evolution saying that since evolution can't be true, none of the Christian faith is true?

Is English your second language? Most of us here believe in evolution. Many of us also believe in God. Creationists are the ones who believe evolution and Christianity are incompatible.

84 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:25:46pm

re: #78 countrygurl

Racer X -- sometimes I think I'm really dense! I'm just trying to understand what I really believe, not trying to cause any trouble, really just asking for opinions about what it means to reject evolution, while holding onto the believe of Christ as the redeemer. I thought since it was Easter it would be an appropriate topic, but maybe not.

Amazed.

85 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:26:27pm

re: #78 countrygurl

Racer X -- sometimes I think I'm really dense! I'm just trying to understand what I really believe, not trying to cause any trouble, really just asking for opinions about what it means to reject evolution, while holding onto the believe of Christ as the redeemer. I thought since it was Easter it would be an appropriate topic, but maybe not.

Furthermore- you can have BOTH Jesus and evolution. It's called Theistic evolution, and billions of Christians around the world subscribe to it.

86 Ringo the Gringo  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:26:42pm

Listening to Mozart's unfinished Mass in C Minor on the radio right now...Absolutely beautiful.

87 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:26:43pm

re: #78 countrygurl

Racer X -- sometimes I think I'm really dense! I'm just trying to understand what I really believe, not trying to cause any trouble, really just asking for opinions about what it means to reject evolution, while holding onto the believe of Christ as the redeemer. I thought since it was Easter it would be an appropriate topic, but maybe not.

OK gotcha.

I sum it up like this:

God created everything a long time ago. We have been evolving ever since.

God certainly has the capacity to put evolution in motion knowing full well EXACTLY what will happen along the way. He does not need to intervene at every juncture. He knows what the outcome will be.

All powerful / All knowing.

88 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:27:07pm

OMG - i see now, what an idiot i am! I meant, the opposite of what asked.

Are those you reject CREATIONISM also rejecting the Christian faith.

What an idiot, guess I really am a "sleeper"

89 Summer Seale  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:27:27pm

I'm wondering if four years of Obama is going to make this nation more evangelical or less.

The religious conservatives sure are piping up more loudly now than they were during Bush's time. Or, to paraphrase Glenn Beck, at least it feels that way, doesn't it?

90 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:27:28pm

Not sure what Easter has to do with evolution, except that people who reject evolution probably still believe in The Easter Bunny

91 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:28:00pm

I think I'll give up my lizard status, obviously not worthy...

92 formercorpsman  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:28:41pm

re: #88 countrygurl

Perhaps ESL for a semester.

93 BlueCanuck  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:28:42pm

re: #88 countrygurl

Nope, just because some of us are Evolutionists doesn't mean we are atheists.

94 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:28:47pm

re: #87 Racer X

OK gotcha.

I sum it up like this:

God created everything a long time ago. We have been evolving ever since.

God certainly has the capacity to put evolution in motion knowing full well EXACTLY what will happen along the way. He does not need to intervene at every juncture. He knows what the outcome will be.

All powerful / All knowing.

Can he give me the winner in the 5th at Belmont on Monday?

95 Ringo the Gringo  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:28:58pm

re: #88 countrygurl

OMG - i see now, what an idiot i am! I meant, the opposite of what asked.

Are those you reject CREATIONISM also rejecting the Christian faith.

What an idiot, guess I really am a "sleeper"

I believe in evolution and I do not reject the Christian faith.

96 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:29:29pm

re: #91 countrygurl

I think I'll give up my lizard status, obviously not worthy...

Belief in God does not preclude belief in evolution. Belief in evolution does not preclude belief in God


Lao Stinky

97 Salamantis  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:29:44pm

re: #88 countrygurl

OMG - i see now, what an idiot i am! I meant, the opposite of what asked.

Are those you reject CREATIONISM also rejecting the Christian faith.

What an idiot, guess I really am a "sleeper"

No. Creatonism and Christianity are not the same thing. Just ask the Pope. Or 1.6 billion evolution-accepting Roman Catholics.

98 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:29:48pm

re: #88 countrygurl

OMG - i see now, what an idiot i am! I meant, the opposite of what asked.

Are those you reject CREATIONISM also rejecting the Christian faith.

What an idiot, guess I really am a "sleeper"

Stay off the moonshine and ya'll be ok. We still love ya.

99 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:30:36pm

somebody help me and Uberinfidel ... in the last thread ... we are trying to blue our nics ... we are failing badly ...

100 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:30:49pm

re: #94 Nevergiveup

Can he give me the winner in the 5th at Belmont on Monday?

He could. But he won't. He gave that info to the guy who really needed it.

101 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:30:56pm

well, i did serve a purpose today, ya'll got a good laff at my expense, but I can take it

102 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:31:07pm

re: #88 countrygurl

OMG - i see now, what an idiot i am! I meant, the opposite of what asked.

Are those you reject CREATIONISM also rejecting the Christian faith.

Absolutely not! The Catholic Church, for one, accepts evolution. They're hardly rejecting Christianity.

103 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:31:13pm

re: #88 countrygurl

OMG - i see now, what an idiot i am! I meant, the opposite of what asked.

Are those you reject CREATIONISM also rejecting the Christian faith.

What an idiot, guess I really am a "sleeper"

Not an idiot, maybe you're just sleep-posting.

The answer for me is no. I have no problem reconciling my faith with evolution.

104 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:31:30pm

re: #88 countrygurl

OMG - i see now, what an idiot i am! I meant, the opposite of what asked.

Are those you reject CREATIONISM also rejecting the Christian faith.

What an idiot, guess I really am a "sleeper"

No, my dear, most of us who reject Creationism do not reject the Christian faith. The Catholic Church recognizes the reality of evolution as do many other Christians.

105 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:31:45pm

re: #99 JacksonTn

somebody help me and Uberinfidel ... in the last thread ... we are trying to blue our nics ... we are failing badly ...

*hands Jackson a blue Crayon*

106 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:31:57pm

re: #99 JacksonTn

somebody help me and Uberinfidel ... in the last thread ... we are trying to blue our nics ... we are failing badly ...

Just put in your email address and click show email in the box below friend

107 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:32:05pm

Belief in evolution goes very nicely with a belief in God

See:
God gave me a brain and I am using it.

108 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:32:36pm

re: #106 HoosierHoops

Just put in your email address and click show email in the box below friend

put it in where? ..

109 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:32:36pm

re: #101 countrygurl

Are you genuinely curious? I have a book I could recommend for you about an Evangelical and scientist discussing evolution. Perhaps that would help you?

110 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:33:20pm

What is the name of the book, Sharmuta?

111 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:33:52pm

re: #108 JacksonTn

put it in where? ..

The box that says email..right below us...that little box right there

112 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:35:06pm

re: #111 HoosierHoops

The box that says email..right below us...that little box right there

um ... will everybody see my email then? ... or can they just send me email? ... I don't want everybody to see my email address ... I am an idiot ... help ...

113 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:35:13pm

re: #110 countrygurl

Saving Darwin: How to Be a Christian and Believe in Evolution

Plus it's on sale! Just $6.99. I recommend it for others interested in evolution- there's a nice history of the creationist movement too.

114 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:35:45pm

so there is more than one idiot out tonight!

115 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:36:05pm

Just in time for Easter.

/lovely

116 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:36:22pm

re: #114 countrygurl

so there is more than one idiot out tonight!

ha ha ha ... why yes ... of course ...

117 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:36:42pm

Jackson, if you blue your nic then yes, anyone logged in will be able to click on it and see it.

118 Ojoe  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:36:57pm
I’m willing to admit my presuppositions: there are clues to God. I talk to God every day. He talks to me.

It is very foolish to say these things on a national news show, in the USA, these days.

119 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:37:14pm

Thanks, Sharmuta, I'll order on amzon now

120 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:37:17pm

If I figure out how a magician does a magic trick, it does not make the magician less of a magician. If a child of God learns how God created His Creation it does not diminish God. It just makes that child smarter. Could any parent wish for less?

121 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:37:19pm

re: #112 JacksonTn

um ... will everybody see my email then? ... or can they just send me email? ... I don't want everybody to see my email address ... I am an idiot ... help ...

yup...everybody sees your email..
The good thing is we will send you links to penis enhancers and viagra deals in Canada...what's not to like? :)

122 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:37:22pm

re: #114 countrygurl

Don't be hard on yourself. You have questions, and it's nothing to beat yourself over in having made a mistake.

123 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:37:38pm

re: #117 pink freud

Jackson, if you blue your nic then yes, anyone logged in will be able to click on it and see it.

okay thanks ... then that is not an option for me ... cuz it is my business email ... what is that thing where you can send an email and you have to put in that backwards code thing ...

124 yochanan  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:37:49pm

evolution/i.d. is not a issue i intend to fall on my sword over. when all the issues i care about are settled (i.e. after the Messiah has come and we have world peace) then i will feel i have time to debate this issue. until then I have many other more pressing issues to deal with.

to me the whole politicization of science is wrong who ever is doing it the right or left. the far right on this issue and the left on global warming.

125 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:38:24pm

I ( temporarily ) retract my " sleeper" statement until further notice

126 surly  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:38:39pm

countrygirl,

Probably the best defence of belief and of evolution is Ken Miller's "Finding Darwin's God". You should be able to get it from your library. It kind of relies on a God of the gaps argument in the end, but it's still good.

127 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:38:49pm

Warren seems to be a more eloquent speaker than I would have expected, but I doubt that he has known many atheists as he suggests he has, and it is clear where his rationality stops when he says atheists just don't want to have a boss.

Why do so many, not all, believers feel that they would not know how to function without instruction?

However when he has the last word and makes Pascal's Wager be his foundation, I lost the temptation to accord him any intellectual respect.

128 Bloodnok  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:38:50pm

re: #119 countrygurl

Thanks, Sharmuta, I'll order on amzon now

Make sure to use the LGF Amazon link Sharm provided! :)

129 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:38:52pm

re: #119 countrygurl

Thanks, Sharmuta, I'll order on amzon now

It's a little book- not difficult to understand. Mr. Giberson had originally gone into science to prove creationism, and came to discover evolution was true, but he maintains his faith. You can have both.

130 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:38:55pm

re: #123 JacksonTn

okay thanks ... then that is not an option for me ... cuz it is my business email ... what is that thing where you can send an email and you have to put in that backwards code thing ...

Jackson, you can enter ANY email in that box that you choose, it doesn't have to be your work email.

The backwards thing pertains to the same blu'd nick system.

131 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:39:19pm

re: #117 pink freud

Jackson, if you blue your nic then yes, anyone logged in will be able to click on it and see it.

Pink ... you emailed me before ... or did I email you? ... how did that work? ... anyway ... UberInfidel ... you gonna have to blue your nic ... man, I need a different email address ...

132 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:40:02pm

Speaking of Evolution:

A volcano erupting in the Galapagos Islands could harm unique wildlife, Ecuador officials said Saturday.

The Galapagos National Park said La Cumbre volcano began spewing lava, gas and smoke on uninhabited Fernandina Island on Saturday after four years of inactivity.

The park said in a statement the eruption was not a threat to people living on nearby Isabela Island, but that lava flowing to the sea would likely affect marine and terrestrial iguanas, wolves and other fauna.

The Galapagos are home to unique animal and plant species that became the basis for Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

133 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:40:27pm
134 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:40:28pm

Rick Warren is bad.

/all his parishioners should be ashamed of themselves

135 Bloodnok  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:40:36pm

re: #123 JacksonTn

okay thanks ... then that is not an option for me ... cuz it is my business email ... what is that thing where you can send an email and you have to put in that backwards code thing ...

Non Lizards won't be able to see it. And as for me, I promise I won't look.

136 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:40:38pm

re: #130 pink freud

Jackson, you can enter ANY email in that box that you choose, it doesn't have to be your work email.

The backwards thing pertains to the same blu'd nick system.

You mean I can put in a gmail account in that box? ... cuz didn't you have to have a legit email to register? ...

137 astronmr20  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:40:56pm

re: #15 Charles

Google ads are driven by keywords.

The keywords in this case being "Rick Warren."

People who pay for these ads pick the keywords they want to target.

You're seeing the fundamentalist money at work. It's fascinating.

Oh noes! Teh fundiez!

/

138 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:41:14pm

re: #132 Nevergiveup

Speaking of Evolution:

A volcano erupting in the Galapagos Islands could harm unique wildlife, Ecuador officials said Saturday.

The Galapagos National Park said La Cumbre volcano began spewing lava, gas and smoke on uninhabited Fernandina Island on Saturday after four years of inactivity.

The park said in a statement the eruption was not a threat to people living on nearby Isabela Island, but that lava flowing to the sea would likely affect marine and terrestrial iguanas, wolves and other fauna.

The Galapagos are home to unique animal and plant species that became the basis for Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

SAVE THE WILDLIFE!
STOP PLATE TECTONICS!

139 yochanan  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:41:15pm

re: #132 Nevergiveup

if mother earth kills um off it is all part of evolution isn't it?

140 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:42:09pm

re: #124 yochanan


to me the whole politicization of science is wrong who ever is doing it the right or left. the far right on this issue and the left on global warming.

What were the scientific political issues of the left or right before, say, global warming came on the scene the past few years?

141 mich-again  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:42:40pm

The question is, can a creationist believe in Global Warming?

Genesis 8:22 “As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease.”

142 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:42:45pm

re: #131 JacksonTn

Pink ... you emailed me before ... or did I email you? ... how did that work? ... anyway ... UberInfidel ... you gonna have to blue your nic ... man, I need a different email address ...

We're in big trouble if we're counting on my memory!

Create a gmail addy. Enter that one in the box for uber. That should work (I hope ...Charles? is this correct?)

Or, ask uber to blue her nick for you, and you email her.

143 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:43:07pm

re: #139 yochanan

if mother earth kills um off it is all part of evolution isn't it?

What if Mom is getting senile?

144 Learned Mother of Zion  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:43:25pm

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

I just threw up in my mouth.

145 UncleRancher  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:43:32pm

I believe the quantum leap is the smallest thing that ever happens. People mistakenly attribute that process to big things.

146 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:43:34pm

re: #138 jcm

SAVE THE WILDLIFE!
STOP PLATE TECTONICS!

NOTIFY THE UN!
/

147 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:43:41pm

re: #142 pink freud

We're in big trouble if we're counting on my memory!

Create a gmail addy. Enter that one in the box for uber. That should work (I hope ...Charles? is this correct?)

Or, ask uber to blue her nick for you, and you email her.

Just tried the gmail address ... defaulted back to my legit email ... I give up for tonight ... sigh ...

148 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:44:16pm

re: #140 Naso Tang

What were the scientific political issues of the left or right before, say, global warming came on the scene the past few years?

Evolution has been an issue for years, it seems to me.
fluoride in drinking water,
pesticide use,
air and water pollution
ALAR!,

149 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:44:54pm

re: #143 Nevergiveup

What if Mom is getting senile?

You talkin' about me?!?!?

150 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:45:33pm

Once a year I watch the 10 commandments..
You know what is cool..An adopted kid becomes a prince of Egypt..
Boinks the Queen of Egypt..Gets cast out and gets rescued by 7 hot sisters..
Moses has it made..
/I'm kidding lizards

151 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:45:34pm

re: #144 Alouette

I just threw up in my mouth.

You, too?

152 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:45:35pm

re: #141 mich-again

The question is, can a creationist believe in Global Warming?


Genesis 8:22 “As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease.

I note that there are no actual temperatures given there.

153 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:45:42pm

Don't attend church.

/it sucks

154 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:45:46pm

re: #136 JacksonTn

Gmail is legit...so long as you don't put a fake gmail address in there.

155 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:45:56pm

FBI Begins Building Criminal Case Against Somali Pirates

WASHINGTON — FBI agents planned to interview the crew of a U.S. cargo ship Saturday as the bureau began building a criminal case against Somali pirates who attacked the ship and took the captain hostage

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Isn't this like de-evolution? Or back to the Future?

156 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:46:03pm

re: #147 JacksonTn

Just tried the gmail address ... defaulted back to my legit email ... I give up for tonight ... sigh ...

Jackson -
if you have an e-mail other than the one you used to register,
and you want people to use it,
put it in your profile information, and when people click your avatar, they will see it.
For an example, click my avatar (not my nic, my avatar).

157 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:46:21pm

re: #147 JacksonTn

Just tried the gmail address ... defaulted back to my legit email ... I give up for tonight ... sigh ...

Try entering your gmail, but do NOT click the "show email" box.

158 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:46:23pm

re: #146 USBeast

NOTIFY THE UN!
/

A strongly word letter to the Continental Plates!

159 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:46:34pm

re: #149 NY Nana

You talkin' about me?!?!?

Heaven forbid!

160 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:46:41pm

not everyone across the pond loves our new prez ...

[Link: blogs.telegraph.co.uk...]

161 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:47:08pm

re: #147 JacksonTn

Jackson, I left a message for you on the last thread.

162 UncleRancher  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:47:18pm

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

163 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:47:18pm

re: #155 Nevergiveup
It is total bullshit. No goddamn criminal case. Find them and exterminate the vermin.

164 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:47:40pm

re: #141 mich-again

Great new avatar!

165 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:47:52pm

re: #154 rhino2

Gmail is legit...so long as you don't put a fake gmail address in there.

that ain't working ... I tried it with a gmail and then checked show email and it defaults to my account email ... I am giving up on it for tonight ... it is making my head spin ... which does not take much ...

166 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:47:52pm

re: #95 Ringo the Gringo

I believe in evolution and I do not reject the Christian faith.

Ditto that here.

167 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:47:54pm

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

What's wrong with Huckabee?

168 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:47:58pm

re: #158 jcm

A strongly word letter to the Continental Plates!

Do you mean the every day plates or the fine china plates? ;)

169 Aye Pod  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:48:02pm

re: #4 Sharmuta

Uh, Rick? What if he used evolution? Would you still be "fine" with that?

Yeah, but God actually talks to him every day and tells him that evolution is wrong. You never hear anyone saying God told them evolution is true. I guess that seals it.//

170 HDrepub  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:48:14pm

Rick Warren ='s Al Gore in preacher's clothes.
Never trust a man who says he talks to God and God talks back to him. He is either delusional or a liar, your choice.

171 UncleRancher  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:48:34pm

re: #163 pingjockey

Right. Mark target and fire for effect.

172 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:48:41pm

re: #167 Naso Tang
You forgot the sarcasm tag!

173 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:49:09pm

re: #138 jcm

SAVE THE WILDLIFE!
STOP PLATE TECTONICS!

Did you know the largest contributor of CO2 is the ocean? You know what that means:

BAN THE OCEAN!

174 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:50:16pm

re: #169 Jimmah

Yeah, but God actually talks to him every day and tells him that evolution is wrong. You never hear anyone saying God told them evolution is true. I guess that seals it.//

I've been hesitant to say this, but God talks to me too.

He told me he's punking Rick.

175 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:51:14pm

re: #156 reine.de.tout

Jackson -
if you have an e-mail other than the one you used to register,
and you want people to use it,
put it in your profile information, and when people click your avatar, they will see it.
For an example, click my avatar (not my nic, my avatar).

That is why you are ... la Reine ...THANKS! now I am going to make a good gmail address ... I will do it tomorrow ...

176 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:51:22pm

How does one add an avatar to replace the little green football that shows up when you post?

177 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:51:24pm

God also says to give me chocolate.

178 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:51:40pm

re: #159 Nevergiveup

Heaven forbid!

Hmmm, there are some days when...whoops, forgot what I was going to say! ;)

179 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:51:49pm

re: #177 Sharmuta

God also says to give me chocolate.

The kind that doesn't have any calories.

180 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:51:59pm

re: #173 Sharmuta

Did you know the largest contributor of CO2 is the ocean? You know what that means:

BAN THE OCEAN!

and dihydrogenmonoxide.

181 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:52:08pm

re: #177 Sharmuta
Mwahaha! I think that applies to every female on the planet!

182 jelo  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:52:12pm

Does bho go to church? I have not seen the quintessential photo of him walking out with bible prop in hand.

183 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:52:12pm

re: #163 pingjockey

It is total bullshit. No goddamn criminal case. Find them and exterminate the vermin.

Assuming nobody gets killed, they will be fed and taken care of in a US prison for some years, and if/when they are eventually released the loonies will say it is cruel and unusual punishment to send them back to a place like Somalia, so they will be put on welfare in the USA.

Go figure...

184 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:52:15pm

re: #176 countrygurl

How does one add an avatar to replace the little green football that shows up when you post?

Log in to "My Account" in the log in area in the upper left. There you'll find a link describing how to upload avatars.

185 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:52:16pm

Israeli Jets Scramble After Delta Flight Activates Hijack Alert by Mistake

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

I guess that's one way to go?

186 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:52:20pm

re: #177 Sharmuta

God also says to give me chocolate.

White or dark? I'm on hold here..

187 Charles Johnson  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:52:25pm

Meanwhile, in the Sinn Fein-Hamas thread, we have people defending the IRA against the accusation that they were "religious extremists."

Bad craziness on the rise.

188 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:52:38pm

re: #176 countrygurl

How does one add an avatar to replace the little green football that shows up when you post?

go into your account and upload something ... it has to be ... um I am not sure of size ... but it is not very big ...

189 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:53:02pm

re: #186 HoosierHoops

White or dark? I'm on hold here..

White chocolate is only good for coffee.

190 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:53:07pm

re: #176 countrygurl

How does one add an avatar to replace the little green football that shows up when you post?

Upper left - go to your account, sign in and there will be instructions.

191 UncleRancher  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:53:13pm

re: #176 countrygurl

How does one add an avatar to replace the little green football that shows up when you post?

Pick a picture in .jpg format, make it a small one, and upload into your profile.

192 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:53:19pm

re: #180 USBeast

and dihydrogenmonoxide.

One of my favorite episodes of Bullshit!

193 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:53:35pm

Thanks, Sharmuta (again).

194 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:54:21pm

re: #187 Charles

Meanwhile, in the Sinn Fein-Hamas thread, we have people defending the IRA against the accusation that they were "religious extremists."

Bad craziness on the rise.

Pretty sick to defend the IRA. Especially after meeting with hamas. WTF was that person thinking?! The IRA are baby killers.

195 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:54:43pm

re: #192 rhino2

One of my favorite episodes of Bullshit!

Water you talkin' about?

196 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:54:46pm

re: #193 countrygurl

Thanks, Sharmuta (again).

Don't let anyone tell ya I'm a meanie. ;)

197 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:54:58pm

re: #175 JacksonTn

That is why you are ... la Reine ...THANKS! now I am going to make a good gmail address ... I will do it tomorrow ...

Just make sure it's easier to spell than reine.de.tout.
LOL.

198 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:54:59pm

re: #182 jelo

Does bho go to church? I have not seen the quintessential photo of him walking out with bible prop in hand.

There was an article about this on Fox News this evening. A spokesperson claimed 0 is going to church in the morning but would say where. I hardly think it matters since I don't believe he has any true religious convictions, other than his own divinity.

199 mich-again  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:55:09pm

re: #164 NY Nana

Well thanks! Gotta switch up the avatar every so often.

200 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:56:04pm

re: #192 rhino2

One of my favorite episodes of Bullshit!

The whole garden hose / bottle water bit is an absolute classic.

201 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:56:19pm

re: #197 reine.de.tout

Just make sure it's easier to spell than reine.de.tout.
LOL.

That's still way easier than doppelganglander.

202 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:56:19pm

re: #174 Sharmuta

. He told me he's punking Rick.

You mean this one?

203 holden mcgroyn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:56:54pm

'scuse me fer askin' (I live in Hawaii and don't watch TV much), but what's the deal with Hugh Hewitt gushing all over Rick Warren? I get about 30 minutes of H2 on the radio on the ride home from work and he seems a reasonably bright fellow--how'd he fall so hard for this boob?

204 Etaoin Shrdlu  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:57:39pm

I'm an atheist creationist. I mean, if He can create the entire freakin' universe in 6 days, it's surely no big stretch for Him to do it without actually existing.

/?

205 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:57:45pm

re: #195 USBeast

Ah, just assumed you had seen it based on your dihydrogenmonoxide comment.

It's a great episode - here the clip I was referring to.

206 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:58:06pm

re: #172 pingjockey

You forgot the sarcasm tag!

I thought I was old enough not to need it. Ditto for the readers who count.

:D

207 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:58:07pm

Book: Way to crucifixion began in Armenian Quarter parking lot

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

an Israeli archaeologist now claims that the accepted location of the Antonia Fortress north of the Temple Mount is mistaken

According to Dr. Shimon Gibson of Jerusalem's Albright Institute, the site where Jesus was tried by Pontius Pilate and condemned to death is located near the Old City's western wall, next to the so-called Tower of David

However, Professor Meir Ben-Dov, a senior archaeologist who has excavated in Jerusalem's Western Wall Tunnel, calls Gibson's arguments "utter nonsense."

See what happens when you put 2 Jews in the same room?

208 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:58:08pm

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

Oh come on. This is getting ridiculous; everywhere you look, things are intellectually going to pot. Maybe those funny theories about 2012 being the end of the world will come true in some sense or another.
But that means I'll have wasted my time in college! Awww...

209 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:58:27pm

re: #194 Sharmuta
What thread is that? Didn't see a terrorist thread?

210 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:59:43pm

re: #209 pingjockey

What thread is that? Didn't see a terrorist thread?

There was an IRA thread last night. Gerry Adams *spit* met with hamas. If the Troubles return... I can't even say.

211 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:59:52pm

re: #205 rhino2

Ah, just assumed you had seen it based on your dihydrogenmonoxide comment.

It's a great episode - here the clip I was referring to.

Yeah, I've seen it. It's hilarious and really needs a wider audience.

212 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:59:54pm

re: #206 Naso Tang
Ah, some of these threads it's hard (for me sometimes) to tell when someone is kidding or not! My bad.

213 BlueCanuck  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 7:59:56pm

re: #207 Nevergiveup

See what happens when you put 2 Jews in the same room?

Are you sure? I only heard two opinions, not three or five. :)

214 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:00:07pm

re: #167 Naso Tang

What's wrong with Huckabee?

Too much to put in one post.

215 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:00:28pm

re: #210 Sharmuta
Ah ha. That there is a frackin' mess waiting to happen.

216 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:00:33pm

re: #210 Sharmuta

There was an IRA thread last night. Gerry Adams *spit* met with hamas. If the Troubles return... I can't even say.

05:12 Real IRA threaten to take campaign to mainland Britain (Reuters)

217 Pawn of the Oppressor  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:00:39pm

"Whaddya mean I don't believe in God? I talk to him every day... And what do you mean I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke? HUH?"

/peace sells, but who's buying?

218 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:00:42pm

can you seemy new avatar? I am techie-challenged HAHAHA no suprise to the lizared army i am sure THANKS for the help, ya'll

219 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:01:05pm

re: #218 countrygurl

Yes! Congrats.

220 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:01:15pm

re: #218 countrygurl

can you seemy new avatar? I am techie-challenged HAHAHA no suprise to the lizared army i am sure THANKS for the help, ya'll

It looks fine. Nice choice, too.

221 CynicalConservative  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:01:22pm

re: #218 countrygurl

can you seemy new avatar? I am techie-challenged HAHAHA no suprise to the lizared army i am sure THANKS for the help, ya'll

Yes, we can see it. Nice.

222 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:01:34pm

re: #212 pingjockey

Ah, some of these threads it's hard (for me sometimes) to tell when someone is kidding or not! My bad.

Keeps one awake, but I'm glad you noticed.

223 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:01:48pm

re: #218 countrygurl
Well done!

224 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:01:48pm

re: #213 BlueCanuck

Are you sure? I only heard two opinions, not three or five. :)

historian Josephus Flavius "attests like a thousand witnesses that the Antonia Fortress was located at the corner of the Temple Mount, not anywhere else

Josephus makes 3?

225 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:01:49pm

re: #218 countrygurl

can you seemy new avatar? I am techie-challenged HAHAHA no suprise to the lizared army i am sure THANKS for the help, ya'll

It's a flight of F-15s launching missiles with a semi-transparent Rosie the Riveter in the background, right?
If yes, then I see it.

226 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:02:39pm

re: #199 mich-again

Well thanks! Gotta switch up the avatar every so often.

I'm sticking with mine, with Hussein in office...he scares the sh*t out of me.

227 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:02:44pm

re: #222 Naso Tang
You are welcome. The thing is, some fools on the right think he's a viable candidate!

228 Captain Faris  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:02:46pm

I'm relatively sure that RW meant that he "prays" every day and that God's Word (the Bible) is how God speaks to all men. But he's not the first celebrity or activist who phrased something in a misleading way; nor is he the first one to contradict himself.

I'm also relatively certain that the world would be a better place without centralized religious movements. I've spent over 35 years opposing organized religion because the Bible itself is opposed to it.

Of course, the same can be said about organized political parties. Our constitution itself condemns practices that all political parties carry out. We could have drawn our President's names out of a hat (of all registered voters) and had better average leadership than what we've experienced for over 200 years. Especially this last election.

Just say "No!" to demagoguery. (And turn off the TV for crying out loud.) We can make RW and others irrelevant faster by ignoring them.

229 UncleRancher  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:02:57pm

re: #218 countrygurl

can you seemy new avatar? I am techie-challenged HAHAHA no suprise to the lizared army i am sure THANKS for the help, ya'll

Thumbs UP!

230 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:02:59pm

re: #211 USBeast

I agree, required watching in high school maybe?

/one can dream

231 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:03:10pm

re: #218 countrygurl

can you seemy new avatar? I am techie-challenged HAHAHA no suprise to the lizared army i am sure THANKS for the help, ya'll

Cute. Was that your grandmother?

232 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:03:24pm

re: #210 Sharmuta

There was an IRA thread last night. Gerry Adams *spit* met with hamas. If the Troubles return... I can't even say.

Funny, I remember seeing some articles not too long ago that Sinn Fein was putting down the armalites and joining the democratic discourse. Haven't seen anything about this. Damn selective reporting.

233 UncleRancher  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:04:27pm

re: #218 countrygurl

can you seemy new avatar? I am techie-challenged HAHAHA no suprise to the lizared army i am sure THANKS for the help, ya'll

Yoou are a quick study!

234 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:05:16pm

re: #230 rhino2

I agree, required watching in high school maybe?

/one can dream

My kids have seen it. Education begins at home.

235 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:05:19pm

re: #228 Captain Faris

So what did you say to earn all those nasty downs? I don't recall contributing.

236 Ringo the Gringo  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:05:37pm

Speaking of bad craziness; I happened upon a "tea party" today, right in my own neighborhood. It was a small bunch, barely 25 people, lined up along the intersection of Laurel Canyon and Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley...Of course I made the wife pull over and let me out to take some pictures. It was bad...Half of the signs were about Obama's birth certificate. There were Paulians and conspiracy theorists too, and at least one "truther".

I'll try to get the pictures up as soon a I can.

237 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:05:50pm

re: #218 countrygurl

can you seemy new avatar? I am techie-challenged HAHAHA no suprise to the lizared army i am sure THANKS for the help, ya'll

LOVE IT!

238 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:06:07pm

Naso Tang -- my mother was an original Rosie the Riverter, for real, in San Diego. She raised two Marines and one rebel girl.

239 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:06:33pm

re: #213 BlueCanuck

Ever go into the Sobey's in Thornhill, at Clark & Hilda, where they have the biggest kosher section that I have ever seen? ;)

240 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:06:36pm

re: #236 Ringo the Gringo
All the loonies in one place?! Dayum!

241 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:07:39pm

re: #238 countrygurl

Naso Tang -- my mother was an original Rosie the Riverter, for real, in San Diego. She raised two Marines and one rebel girl.

She did her duty for God and Country.

242 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:07:41pm

re: #240 pingjockey

All the loonies in one place?! Dayum!

Need some close air support, ASAP, in contact!

243 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:08:08pm

re: #236 Ringo the Gringo

Speaking of bad craziness; I happened upon a "tea party" today, right in my own neighborhood. It was a small bunch, barely 25 people, lined up along the intersection of Laurel Canyon and Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley...Of course I made the wife pull over and let me out to take some pictures. It was bad...Half of the signs were about Obama's birth certificate. There were Paulians and conspiracy theorists too, and at least one "truther".

I'll try to get the pictures up as soon a I can.

...Crap. This does not bode well for anybody of a conservative--or really any--bent. What is it about 2009 that seems to be making people go crazy?

244 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:09:33pm

re: #242 jcm
You know that is just terrible. The idea of the Tea Party is great and of course with free speech we can't exclude the damn lunatic fringe. So of course the whole Tea Party movement will be tarred with the lunatic brush.

245 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:09:45pm

re: #236 Ringo the Gringo

Speaking of bad craziness; I happened upon a "tea party" today, right in my own neighborhood. It was a small bunch, barely 25 people, lined up along the intersection of Laurel Canyon and Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley...Of course I made the wife pull over and let me out to take some pictures. It was bad...Half of the signs were about Obama's birth certificate. There were Paulians and conspiracy theorists too, and at least one "truther".

I'll try to get the pictures up as soon a I can.

Please do! Let us know when it's up.

246 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:10:12pm

Why they should be called ballistic vests, and not bulletproof vests.
Possible Darwin Award here, I say possible because the subject may have lived.
But I doubt it.

247 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:10:52pm

re: #40 spacejesus

I would have no problem with these people if they weren't tacking their crazy shit onto the same platform as small government. They're dragging good ideas through the mud with their bullshit. SpaceJesus is moving to Samoa.

I'll help you pack.

248 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:11:19pm

re: #244 pingjockey

You know that is just terrible. The idea of the Tea Party is great and of course with free speech we can't exclude the damn lunatic fringe. So of course the whole Tea Party movement will be tarred with the lunatic brush.

Yep, a good idea run completely off the rails.

249 Ringo the Gringo  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:12:07pm

re: #245 Sharmuta

Please do! Let us know when it's up.

It'll have to wait until tomorrow night, but I'll post it in the spinoff links as soon as it's up...I'll email it to Charles too.

250 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:12:38pm

re: #249 Ringo the Gringo

I look forward to it.

251 Pawn of the Oppressor  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:12:55pm

re: #243 davinvalkri

...Crap. This does not bode well for anybody of a conservative--or really any--bent. What is it about 2009 that seems to be making people go crazy?

Imploded economy, sixteen plus years of clueless leadership, a failed education system, mind-bending decadence, a total erosion of basic human values, and the lunatics in charge of the asylum... All at once?

Most people I know are just hunkering down and buying what they need to ensure that they can get out of the way when it all comes crashing down.

Gaugin had it right. I'm going to pack it in, move to the tropics, and phone in my existential questions to the rest of you.

/

252 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:12:58pm

re: #58 Ringo the Gringo

I really don't care what Rick Warren believes anymore than I care about the spiritual beliefs of a Navajo or a Hindu. So long as his beliefs are not taught in public school science classrooms, he can believe whatever he wants.

One step further: the First Amendment protects his right to believe whatever he wants and to practice his faith according to his beliefs.

I wouldn't vote for him for any public office, any more that I would vote for Pat Robertson. But his right to believe and worship as he wishes is as Constitutionally "sacred" as mine -- or, if it isn't, then none of ours -- ANY of ours -- is.

By the way: I am more inclined to believe that Rick Warren is part of a Democrat Party strategy to peel off Evangelical/Fundamentalist support that to think he's part of the GOP pandering (more, again) to the Religious Right.

253 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:13:15pm

Ethical questions over harvesting dead son's sperm

[Link: apnews.myway.com...]

Evans had to go to court to get permission to harvest his sperm. On Tuesday, a Travis County probate judge granted her wish - ordering the county Medical Examiner's Office to keep her son's body chilled to at least 39.2 degrees and allow access so an expert could take the specimen.Missy Evans said she is unsure when she'll be ready to seek a surrogate to carry her son's child. But she added that she has no second thoughts about the plan.

OK. Any Volunteers out there?

254 yochanan  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:13:45pm

well i miss the lizard lounge

but i was off line for 3 days because of passover aswell.

255 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:13:56pm

Nevergiveup - yes she did. She left Arkansas in 1943 on a bus with $5 in her pocket and a flier advertising for workers in the factory.

256 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:14:07pm

re: #139 yochanan

if mother earth kills um off it is all part of evolution isn't it?

Nope. A separate and different natural process.

257 Randall Gross  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:14:37pm

re: #15 Charles

Google ads are driven by keywords.

The keywords in this case being "Rick Warren."

People who pay for these ads pick the keywords they want to target.

You're seeing the fundamentalist money at work. It's fascinating.

I turned off ad blocker for kicks and got all anti evo ads ... interesting.

258 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:15:03pm

re: #253 Nevergiveup

Ethical questions over harvesting dead son's sperm

[Link: apnews.myway.com...]

Evans had to go to court to get permission to harvest his sperm. On Tuesday, a Travis County probate judge granted her wish - ordering the county Medical Examiner's Office to keep her son's body chilled to at least 39.2 degrees and allow access so an expert could take the specimen.Missy Evans said she is unsure when she'll be ready to seek a surrogate to carry her son's child. But she added that she has no second thoughts about the plan.

OK. Any Volunteers out there?

I think the whole idea is just disgusting.

259 Aye Pod  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:15:48pm

re: #194 Sharmuta

Pretty sick to defend the IRA. Especially after meeting with hamas. WTF was that person thinking?! The IRA are baby killers.

That 'Kiernan' comment was the one that pissed me off. Deliberately targeting and blowing up innocent civilians makes you a terrorist scumbag no matter how legitimate the original grievance. They may not be obsessed with theology but the IRA are clearly nationalist extremists for whom religion is a means of identifying their enemies.

260 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:15:54pm

re: #258 doppelganglander

I think the whole idea is just disgusting.

Kinda up Madonna's alley don't ya think?

261 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:16:10pm

re: #255 countrygurl
That took guts. Sounds like my mom and grandparents. Moved from Izard Co. Arkansas in 1940 to work up here in Wa. state in the apple orchards.

262 Boxy_brown  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:16:37pm

re: #246 rawmuse

Why they should be called ballistic vests, and not bulletproof vests.
Possible Darwin Award here, I say possible because the subject may have lived.
But I doubt it.

I can't believe that idiot did that. I cannot believe that idiot did that. Did I mention that I can't believe that idiot did that?

263 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:17:01pm

re: #260 Nevergiveup

Kinda up Madonna's alley don't ya think?

Octomom's probably got an opening.

264 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:17:05pm

Off to play a bit of Killzone then head to bed, night all!

265 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:17:46pm

re: #260 Nevergiveup

Kinda up Madonna's alley don't ya think?

If she can't buy a baby in Malawi, this might be the next best thing. She can pay her personal assistant to carry the pregnancy.

266 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:17:56pm

re: #251 Pawn of the Oppressor

Imploded economy, sixteen plus years of clueless leadership, a failed education system, mind-bending decadence, a total erosion of basic human values, and the lunatics in charge of the asylum... All at once?

Most people I know are just hunkering down and buying what they need to ensure that they can get out of the way when it all comes crashing down.

Gaugin had it right. I'm going to pack it in, move to the tropics, and phone in my existential questions to the rest of you.

/

All right, but other than that...
Pff. Who am I kidding. But how do we know the tropics are going to be safe if and/or when it all comes crashing down?
And of course, what happens if somehow it doesn't come crashing down?

267 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:18:06pm

re: #263 pink freud

Octomom's probably got an opening.

That you could drive a truck through.

268 BlueCanuck  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:19:25pm

re: #239 NY Nana

LOL, a little out of my way. :)

269 Aye Pod  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:19:40pm

Nite all :)

270 Randall Gross  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:19:59pm

I posted a great vid on this topic earlier, a short lecture by Eugenie Scott on why neither ID nor Atheism belong in science class, it sounds counter-intuitive, but it's really the only rational way.

[Link: noblesseoblige.org...]

271 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:20:25pm

re: #259 Jimmah

That 'Kiernan' comment was the one that pissed me off. Deliberately targeting and blowing up innocent civilians makes you a terrorist scumbag no matter how legitimate the original grievance. They may not be obsessed with theology but the IRA are clearly nationalist extremists for whom religion is a means of identifying their enemies.

Let us not forget that in their prime, the main source of funding for the IRA came from the US Irish communities. Just for their charity work, mind you. /

272 BlueCanuck  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:20:38pm

re: #262 Boxy_brown

Ever see that video where the law enforcement officer literally shot himself in the foot in front of a bunch of school kids?

/priceless.

273 axegrinder  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:20:40pm

re: #263 pink freud

Octomom's probably got an opening.

Yeah, a really big gaping one.

274 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:20:47pm

re: #246 rawmuse
That is quite probably the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone anywhere do. Remember, I spent 20 years in the navy and grew up out here in the wilds of eastern Wa. state, so I have seen some damn stupid things!

275 Bobblehead  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:21:05pm

OT..Day by Day "The Wrath of Can"

276 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:21:05pm

re: #246 rawmuse

Why they should be called ballistic vests, and not bulletproof vests.
Possible Darwin Award here, I say possible because the subject may have lived.
But I doubt it.

They are called ballistic vests, by folks who know what they are and what they can do and not do. One popular maker is called "Last Chance" for a reason.

MORONS.

277 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:21:12pm

re: #248 jcm

Yep, a good idea run completely off the rails.

You're right. It has run off the rails because of poor planning and unbridled optimism. It was a reaction to the madness of the Left and did not account for the lunacy of the the so-called Right. What is needed is a party with a clear purpose, stated in no uncertain terms, based on the Constitution with no religious agenda.

278 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:21:48pm

Any Lizards attending the Tea Party in Sacramento next week?

279 avanti  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:22:37pm

A bit late, but instructions on how to do a tea party from the fair and balanced Fox. Not much of a mention of the nirthers and the like, but watch out for ACORN.


Fox news

280 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:22:44pm

re: #277 USBeast

You're right. It has run off the rails because of poor planning and unbridled optimism. It was a reaction to the madness of the Left and did not account for the lunacy of the the so-called Right. What is needed is a party with a clear purpose, stated in no uncertain terms, based on the Constitution with no religious agenda.

There's only one solution!

I declare myself dictator for life!

///

281 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:22:57pm

re: #277 USBeast
The "common sense" party? "use your head for something besides a hat rack" party(nah, too long).

282 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:23:00pm

re: #274 pingjockey

That is quite probably the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone anywhere do. Remember, I spent 20 years in the navy and grew up out here in the wilds of eastern Wa. state, so I have seen some damn stupid things!

I just qualified on the 9mm. His chest was about the size of the target.

283 Boxy_brown  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:23:06pm

re: #272 BlueCanuck

Ever see that video where the law enforcement officer literally shot himself in the foot in front of a bunch of school kids?

/priceless.

Yes I did, the best part was when he tried to carry on with his little lecture with his leg bleeding and the children wanting out of the classroom.

284 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:23:12pm

re: #259 Jimmah

I didn't appreciate seeing that I'm anti-Catholic if I don't support the IRA. Is there a clause in Catholic Bibles that I'm missing? Thou shall not murder unless it's a Protestant in Norther Ireland?

285 mich-again  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:23:14pm

re: #270 Thanos

Atheism can be a lack of belief in God or a belief in lack of God. The latter point of view does not belong in science class because it is just that, a belief.

286 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:24:25pm

re: #282 Nevergiveup
That sounds about right. What a buncha idiots. Darwin award nominees for sure.

287 mich-again  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:25:34pm

re: #286 pingjockey

Darwin award nominees for sure.

Only one. The guy who wore the vest.

288 doppelganglander  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:25:39pm

Kind of tangentially related to trying to differentiate the Nirthers and other crazies from actual, sane conservatives -- Slate has an article about Richard Poplawski, the creep that killed 3 cops in Pittsburgh. It's surprisingly fair and confines itself to actual facts.

Surprise, surprise -- he was a big Alex Jones fan.

289 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:26:14pm

re: #280 jcm

There's only one solution!

I declare myself dictator for life!

///

And I declare myself dictator for the Saturday Evening Post.
/

290 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:26:30pm

re: #287 mich-again
Well the dude doing the shootin' ain't very bright either. Bright enough not to be the target though!

291 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:27:18pm

Iraq, Turkey and US step up intel-sharing on PKK
Published: 04.11.09, 23:54 / Israel News
Iraq's national security minister Shirwan al-Waili said on Saturday that Iraq, Turkey and the United States had agreed to step up intelligence sharing to help combat Kurdish rebels.

Waili said the three countries had formed a special committee to examine how best to rein in the separatist Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK), which has launched attacks on Turkey from its hideouts in the mountains of northern Iraq. (AF

Someday someone has to explain to me why we are helping Turkey so anything?

292 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:27:47pm

re: #289 USBeast
You both lose. I'm declaring myself Emperor of the Known Universe. So there!

293 Boxy_brown  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:28:05pm

re: #279 avanti

A bit late, but instructions on how to do a tea party from the fair and balanced Fox. Not much of a mention of the nirthers and the like, but watch out for ACORN.

Fox news

Watch out for Acorn...they might try to occupy your house while you are at the tea party.

294 Randall Gross  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:28:21pm

re: #291 Nevergiveup

Iraq, Turkey and US step up intel-sharing on PKK
Published: 04.11.09, 23:54 / Israel News
Iraq's national security minister Shirwan al-Waili said on Saturday that Iraq, Turkey and the United States had agreed to step up intelligence sharing to help combat Kurdish rebels.

Waili said the three countries had formed a special committee to examine how best to rein in the separatist Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK), which has launched attacks on Turkey from its hideouts in the mountains of northern Iraq. (AF

Someday someone has to explain to me why we are helping Turkey so anything?

Really wish we would stop calling PKK rebels, they are terrorists.

295 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:28:28pm

Saying a person is anti-Catholic because they don't support the IRA is like saying a person can't be a Christian if they accept evolution.

296 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:28:47pm

re: #292 pingjockey

You both lose. I'm declaring myself Emperor of the Known Universe. So there!

Hey, what about God-Emperor of Humanity?
/any Warhammer 40,000 players in the crowd?

297 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:28:51pm

re: #293 Boxy_brown
That would be a very bad idea, in a long list of bad ideas those fools have.

298 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:29:43pm

re: #279 avanti

A bit late, but instructions on how to do a tea party from the fair and balanced Fox. Not much of a mention of the nirthers and the like, but watch out for ACORN.

Fox news

Let ACORN come! We are right, and should not be afraid to say to their faces.

299 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:31:18pm

re: #293 Boxy_brown

Watch out for Acorn...they might try to occupy your house while you are at the tea party.

I've got a bathroom torn up, lots of concealed spaces to be filled...
///

300 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:31:40pm

re: #295 Sharmuta

Saying a person is anti-Catholic because they don't support the IRA is like saying a person can't be a Christian if they accept evolution.

I totally agree!

301 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:31:49pm

re: #290 pingjockey

Of course we have the lady in Germany who jumped in to the polar bear enclosure today.

Stupid is on the loose!

302 Boxy_brown  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:31:54pm

re: #297 pingjockey

That would be a very bad idea, in a long list of bad ideas those fools have.

Oh yeah... They don't want to do that with people who believe in the 2nd amendment.

303 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:32:23pm

re: #298 Dark_Falcon

Let ACORN come! We are right, and should not be afraid to say to their faces.

Again...anyone going to the Sacramento Tea Party? I would love to meet other Lizards there.

304 Boxy_brown  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:32:28pm

re: #299 jcm

Lots of Acorns in the crawl space...

305 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:32:31pm

re: #290 pingjockey

Well the dude doing the shootin' ain't very bright either. Bright enough not to be the target though!

I don't know. I've seen people do dumbass things on Jerry Springer, just to get attention (only while surfing past very fast, of course), so I wonder if this wasn't staged just to get attention on YouTube.

On the other hand I also wonder if there aren't laws against shooting someone deliberately regardless of intent. Stupid they may be, but I also guess they have experience with the law...

306 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:33:06pm

re: #281 pingjockey

The "common sense" party? "use your head for something besides a hat rack" party(nah, too long).

You're right. Coming up with a sane solution to the current political madness is going to be long, hard slog. I would, however, rather fail to achieve it than fail to attempt it.

307 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:33:28pm

re: #301 rawmuse
Have the terroists got to water supplies and put idiot juice in the water?

308 mich-again  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:34:04pm

Mock the Acornholios. Mock them till they cry. Especially the fugly ones.

309 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:35:17pm

re: #278 kiwiviv

Any Lizards attending the Tea Party in Sacramento next week?

Kilgore Trout said he would meet you there.
look for the guy in the Pope hat. /

310 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:35:29pm

re: #306 USBeast
Damn right. I have no idea what happened to the conservatives I voted with who elected RWR. We are still here, but seem to have been overrun by people who are totally driven by their view of religion and/or abortion.

311 Salem  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:35:47pm

Easter Shmeaster. Is teaching children to eat food they find on the ground really a good idea? "It's okay honey, they're presents from an immortal omni-present anthropomorphic hare!"

312 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:36:23pm

re: #309 rawmuse
That there was funny!

313 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:36:34pm

re: #303 kiwiviv

Again...anyone going to the Sacramento Tea Party? I would love to meet other Lizards there.

I live near Chicago, so I won't be attending a Tea Party. The one around here has Alan Keyes as a speaker. I know I've been bringing that up for days, but it still irks me. Barack Obama crushed Keyes to win his US Senate seat in 2004. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to give Keyes a platform here in Illinois. My own advice would be to remove him from the program and put in a good 2010 gubernatorial hopeful.

314 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:36:56pm

re: #309 rawmuse

Kilgore Trout said he would meet you there.
look for the guy in the Pope hat. /

Great - I will look forward to it!

315 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:37:04pm

All the kings horses and all the kings men.

/it won’t be long now before the pirate terrorists start demanding a satellite TV upgrade for their brand new 63′ houseboat, or they’ll kill Captain Phillips

316 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:38:23pm

re: #292 pingjockey

You both lose. I'm declaring myself Emperor of the Known Universe. So there!

I have no idea why you'd like to take on that job, but, if it melts you butter, have at it.

317 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:38:39pm

Uh oh, no he's done it. Heston just whacked Vincent Price!

318 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:38:45pm

re: #311 Salem

Easter Shmeaster. Is teaching children to eat food they find on the ground really a good idea? "It's okay honey, they're presents from an immortal omni-present anthropomorphic hare!"

/you're missing the point of Easter Sunday

319 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:40:51pm

re: #316 USBeast
First, the baseball season is gonna get cut back, there's no damn reason to be playing baseball on Halloween. There will be an NFL rookie salary cap. Haven't played a down with the big boys and you're making 40 million, no way. All chocolate for women will have zero calories. How's that to start?

320 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:41:12pm

re: #311 Salem

Easter Shmeaster. Is teaching children to eat food they find on the ground really a good idea? "It's okay honey, they're presents from an immortal omni-present anthropomorphic hare!"

A hare that lays colored eggs!

321 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:41:14pm

re: #268 BlueCanuck

LOL, a little out of my way. :)

We used to stay downtown, right in Toronto, but found the kosher restaurants and supermarkets in Thornhill had so many things that we never see here, in NY, even in Brooklyn, where my daughter and her family live! I miss going to Toronto once or twice a year so much. It has been 4 years, and I am not too disabled to travel. Sobey's kosher section is unlike any I have ever seen. It is a part of the supermarket, but they close the kosher section on the Sabbath and all Jewish holy days. The shopping center it is in has a number of Jewish shops and also at least 2 kosher restaurants, including a kosher pizzeria that has been there for years.

322 Learned Mother of Zion  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:43:17pm

re: #321 NY Nana

We used to stay downtown, right in Toronto, but found the kosher restaurants and supermarkets in Thornhill had so many things that we never see here, in NY, even in Brooklyn, where my daughter and her family live! I miss going to Toronto once or twice a year so much. It has been 4 years, and I am not too disabled to travel. Sobey's kosher section is unlike any I have ever seen. It is a part of the supermarket, but they close the kosher section on the Sabbath and all Jewish holy days. The shopping center it is in has a number of Jewish shops and also at least 2 kosher restaurants, including a kosher pizzeria that has been there for years.

When I go to Toronto, I stay in the Bathurst/Lawrence/Wilson area, that's kind of like the Canadian Fairfax.

323 yochanan  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:43:44pm

re: #301 rawmuse

Of course we have the lady in Germany who jumped in to the polar bear enclosure today.

Stupid is on the loose!

icebear chow?

324 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:44:28pm

re: #319 pingjockey

First, the baseball season is gonna get cut back, there's no damn reason to be playing baseball on Halloween. There will be an NFL rookie salary cap. Haven't played a down with the big boys and you're making 40 million, no way. All chocolate for women will have zero calories. How's that to start?

Uh, why?
You sound vaguely like something from an anime...
Like this one.

325 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:44:57pm

re: #187 Charles

Meanwhile, in the Sinn Fein-Hamas thread, we have people defending the IRA against the accusation that they were "religious extremists."

Bad craziness on the rise.

[cross-posted from that thread]

Sinn Fein and the IRA have as much to do with Catholic extremism as the PLO and Fatah in the 1970s had to do with Islamic extremism.

Catholicism in Northern Ireland is a rough indicator of one's ancestry as Irish Irish, and Protestantism is a rough indicator of Scots Irish descent. The radicals among the Irish Irish of Northern Ireland have hated the Scots Irish since the latter were brought over to colonize Ireland for the British crown. The IRA killed Orangemen because they deemed them "invaders" with "no right to the land," on exactly the same basis on which the PLO and various secular terror groups attacked Israelis.

And, in fact, in the 1970s the PLO and the IRA had extensive connections and gave each other mutual support, as in this mural: PLO-IRA One Struggle.

Sinn Fein embracing Hamas has much more to do with their reflexive hatred of Israel going back decades and their view that Hamas, not Fatah, currently represents the active segment of the valiant struggle to destroy the invader state. Not everyone who supports religious extremist murderers is a religious extremist: sometimes they're secular opportunists taking advantage of the religious extremists' willingness to murder a common enemy, and sometimes they're political extremists who feel the religious extremists are acting in a way that reinforces their political ideology.

And the kicker in this is that if the IRA represented a religious agenda, it might be possible to defuse it through an appeal to shared Christian values between Catholics and Protestants -- but as they represent an agenda of ethnic cleansing and giving back to the Scots Irish the oppression that the Irish Irish suffered under British rule, religious arguments have had and will have no effect on them.

326 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:46:04pm

re: #324 davinvalkri
Hahaha!

327 Ringo the Gringo  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:46:05pm

re: #303 kiwiviv

Again...anyone going to the Sacramento Tea Party? I would love to meet other Lizards there.

By all means go, and take a camera with you. Document what you see and get back to us.

The small tea party I witnessed today was not pretty...In fact, it was as nutty as any moonbat event I've been to, only smaller - thank goodness.

328 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:47:01pm

Congress includes a bone for the litigation industry.

Climate bill could trigger lawsuit landslide

Self-proclaimed victims of global warming or those who "expect to suffer" from it - from beachfront property owners to asthmatics - for the first time would be able to sue the federal government or private businesses over greenhouse gas emissions under a little-noticed provision slipped into the House climate bill.
329 J.S.  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:47:01pm

Rick Warren was also on CNN...I've forgotten why...What was it?...i'm drawing a blank...

330 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:47:11pm

re: #319 pingjockey

First, the baseball season is gonna get cut back, there's no damn reason to be playing baseball on Halloween. There will be an NFL rookie salary cap. Haven't played a down with the big boys and you're making 40 million, no way. All chocolate for women will have zero calories. How's that to start?

I have no problem with your sports judgements.

Ladies, eviscerate him at your will.

331 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:47:58pm

re: #328 jcm

Congress includes a bone for the litigation industry.

Climate bill could trigger lawsuit landslide

I hate lawyers.

332 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:48:07pm

re: #323 yochanan

icebear chow?

The bear did take a rather nasty bite out of her somewhat abundant posterior, did you see that?

Mmm, gamey.

333 CommonCents  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:48:15pm

re: #271 Naso Tang

Let us not forget that in their prime, the main source of funding for the IRA came from the US Irish communities. Just for their charity work, mind you. /

Are you trying to pick up Obama's lack of self-criticism today?

334 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:48:38pm

re: #328 jcm

Congress includes a bone for the litigation industry.

Climate bill could trigger lawsuit landslide

Then let's sue the government for all the hot gas they're spitting into the Foggy Bottom area! HAHAH!

335 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:49:08pm

re: #331 Nevergiveup

I hate lawyers.

I've always thought there is a fundamental conflict between practicing law, then making law, or vice versa.

336 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:49:17pm

anybody doing the tea party thing on the 15th?

337 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:49:36pm

re: #330 USBeast
You misread. It means our better halves can eat choclate and not have to worry about asking "does this make me look fat?" and let's us men off the hook for having to lie with our answer to that question.

338 Randall Gross  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:49:49pm

re: #325 stuiec

Hamas, not Fatah, currently represents the active segment of the valiant struggle to destroy the invader state.

?

339 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:50:02pm

re: #331 Nevergiveup

I hate lawyers.

/gee, I don't hate dentists amd I've had my share

340 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:50:30pm

Kilgore Trout, this one's for you

and anybody else who wants a bit of a laugh

341 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:50:40pm

re: #336 Shug

anybody doing the tea party thing on the 15th?

Nope.

342 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:50:48pm

The Military History Channel has a show on right now about the Navy Seals. Maybe they know something we don't? Were is that twilight zone music when you need it.

343 J.S.  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:51:03pm

re: #336 Shug

hmmm...probably won't be happenin' here in Edmonton...

344 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:51:31pm

re: #341 Sharmuta

Nope.

Me neither. I'm taking the lad to the Tigers-White Sox game. I think that's a better use of a Sunny Wednesday afternoon

345 Salem  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:51:41pm

re: #328 jcm

Congress includes a bone for the litigation industry.

Climate bill could trigger lawsuit landslide

Sued for some made-up crime that never actually happened. Right out of Kafka, practically.

346 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:52:00pm

re: #339 Killian Bundy

/gee, I don't hate dentists amd I've had my share

See that's the difference between you and me. I know Dentists and I hate them also.

347 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:52:01pm

re: #322 Alouette

When I go to Toronto, I stay in the Bathurst/Lawrence/Wilson area, that's kind of like the Canadian Fairfax.

I know the area well...one day be adventurous and go to the Sobeys...try it, you'll like it! ;) Bet you will want to go back. Another place I love is on Bathurst...Grodzinski's Bakery. We used to go to the original one, in London, UK, and they have at least one on Bathurst.

348 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:52:20pm

re: #337 pingjockey

You misread. It means our better halves can eat choclate and not have to worry about asking "does this make me look fat?" and let's us men off the hook for having to lie with our answer to that question.

Why not just answer honestly? I say if a man can't give a straight answer to a woman without getting the verbal or mental equivalent of a armor piercing slap, it's just another sign of a mad mad world.

349 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:52:22pm

re: #344 Shug

You're such a great Dad. Shug Jr and Mrs Shug are lucky to have you.

350 CommonCents  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:52:35pm

re: #328 jcm

Congress includes a bone for the litigation industry.

Climate bill could trigger lawsuit landslide

Just another sign of how much our Congress critters suck.

351 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:53:03pm

Stealth Creationist Dinger Alert.

352 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:53:05pm

aww. thanks sharm

353 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:53:35pm

re: #336 Shug

anybody doing the tea party thing on the 15th?

Rumor has it the Presidential Pup is being delivered Tuesday, so factor in a 24 hour or so news cycle and the whole Tea Party thing may be completely overshadowed as far as MSM coverage.

354 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:53:44pm

re: #345 Salem

Sued for some made-up crime that never actually happened. Right out of Kafka, practically.

Lot of Kafka going around lately.

355 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:53:49pm

'svwindshadow'... This one ever make a comment?

356 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:53:54pm

re: #348 davinvalkri
Heh! The thing is I do answer honestly and we have no issues with it. Of course my fashion sense is continously savaged.

357 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:54:08pm

THE TWO OFFERINGS

The day was Easter, like a dying God in pain,
The organ groaned aloud;
The while the sunlight, chastened by the window's stain,
Fell on a motley crowd;

On lord and peasant, prince and pariah, who bore,
As down the aisle they trod,
As they had prospered, each according to his store,
An Easter gift to God.

Among them walked a lordly prince of lineage fair,
With lip of scornful curl,
Who laid upon the Altar with a lofty air,
A priceless Indian pearl.

There also came a woman, in whose face were seen
Shame, Sin and Sorrow blent;
A woman of the town, a second Magdalen,
A harlot penitent,

Who seemed the figure of incarnate sin and vice,
As down the aisle she reeled,
And laid upon the Altar, beside the pearl of price,
A Lily of the field.

The priest blessed him who gave the pearl, said mass an hour,
That God his soul might save;
But, with contemptuous hand, swept to the ground the flower
The outcast harlot gave.

His piety was praised by bishop, lord and churl;
'Twas God alone could tell,
That while he unto Him gave nothing but the pearl,
She gave her heart as well.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow?

358 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:54:29pm

re: #351 Sharmuta

Stealth Creationist Dinger Alert.

Shields Up!

359 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:54:38pm

re: #328 jcm

Congress includes a bone for the litigation industry.

Climate bill could trigger lawsuit landslide

OK. I can't handle temperatures over 75. I'm going to sue everyone to pay for my air conditioners, power, and the carbon credits to pay for the power.
/no, I'm not. But I'm going to be paying through the nose for all the litigation now.

360 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:54:45pm

re: #355 Sharmuta
Not that I remember!

361 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:55:05pm

re: #351 Sharmuta

Stealth Creationist Dinger Alert.

Come out 'svwindshadow'. Come out and face us.

362 JacksonTn  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:55:11pm

I think Rick Warren's wife just entered the thread and she is pissed ... she is downdinging any unkind posts towards her husband ... because she wants all the money his books can get ... so all you Lizards stop with the bad mouthing of poor Ricky ... (Rick's wife is an idiot) ...

Good Night Lizards ...

363 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:55:38pm

re: #361 Dark_Falcon

Come out 'svwindshadow'. Come out and face us.

Dinging everyone in this thread down.

364 yochanan  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:55:49pm

re: #332 rawmuse

The bear did take a rather nasty bite out of her somewhat abundant posterior, did you see that?

Mmm, gamey.

icebear must have thought it tasted like blubber

365 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:56:35pm

re: #361 Dark_Falcon

Come out 'svwindshadow'. Come out and face us.

We don't bite...much...I don't think so at least...I can speak for myself...sorta...

366 yochanan  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:58:01pm

re: #347 NY Nana

I know the area well...one day be adventurous and go to the Sobeys...try it, you'll like it! ;) Bet you will want to go back. Another place I love is on Bathurst...Grodzinski's Bakery. We used to go to the original one, in London, UK, and they have at least one on Bathurst.

shame on you NY NANA it's passover.
lol just kidding

367 Randall Gross  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:58:02pm

re: #357 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Mary Baker Eddy thinks so, I'm not sure that scholars agree.

368 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:58:21pm

svwindshadow

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369 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:58:38pm

re: #351 Sharmuta

/Oh, no, say it ain't so!

What a bunch of cowardly as*holes. They really ought to get a life.

370 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:58:53pm

Where's my goddamn clue bat? throws things around, digs in closet...Ah Ha! Now where's that phantom down dinger!?

371 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:59:26pm

Shug- you can heat up the sleeper grill again. This one's a go.

372 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:59:29pm

re: #363 Sharmuta

Dinging everyone in this thread down.

Charles, would you be so kind as to tell the downdinger to fish or cut bait (i.e. post or leave)?

373 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:59:37pm

re: #333 CommonCents

Are you trying to pick up Obama's lack of self-criticism today?

Lost me there, but it's late.

374 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 8:59:56pm

re: #337 pingjockey

You misread. It means our better halves can eat choclate and not have to worry about asking "does this make me look fat?" and let's us men off the hook for having to lie with our answer to that question.

What?...as in What?! Our better halves will eat chocolate and do not worry about asking "does this make me look fat?". "Us men" will never be off the hook and will suffer for any lie, or any truth, we tell.

375 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:00:21pm

re: #371 Sharmuta

Shug- you can heat up the sleeper grill again. This one's a go.

I'll get the sodas and chips. Any requests?

376 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:00:26pm

re: #210 Sharmuta

There was an IRA thread last night. Gerry Adams *spit* met with hamas. If the Troubles return... I can't even say.

A high-school friend of mine went to live in Northern Ireland with his parents, during the Troubles of the 1970s.

His take on it: it was a turf war between nominally Catholic gangs, and nominally Protestant gangs. They drew their support almost exclusively from the welfare class, and the heavily unionized working classes. You had a few educated demagogues milking the whole thing for their own benefit.

Much more a Bloods vs Crips affair, than a clash religious zealotries. The leaders might wrap themselves in whatever flag appealed to them, but that was more for the sake of claiming respectability in the outside world.

377 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:00:35pm

re: #374 USBeast

What?...as in What?! Our better halves will eat chocolate and do not worry about asking "does this make me look fat?". "Us men" will never be off the hook and will suffer for any lie, or any truth, we tell.

And wouldn't zero-calorie chocolate taste like dog crap, anyway?

378 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:01:00pm

Good evening y'all - how is everyone doing tonight?

379 Nevergiveup  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:01:29pm

Last update - 05:38 12/04/2009

Descendant sheds light on Herzl's modest patron

Kreminski, a rich factory owner from Vienna, was Herzl's patron. He was the first manager of the Jewish National Fund, which was created at the First Zionist Congress, and personally funded the JNF's activities for years. No less importantly, he also covered the entire expenses of the Herzl family.

"The Herzl's were never wanting for money," John Kreminski, the grandson of Johan said. "My grandfather was a very close friend of Herzl and for years remained in touch with Mrs. Herzl. He also covered their expenses after Herzl died."

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

I never knew this story.

380 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:01:39pm

re: #368 Sharmuta

svwindshadow

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Chickenshit cowards can only click a mouse, not smart enough for a keyboard.

381 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:02:15pm

re: #377 davinvalkri

And wouldn't zero-calorie chocolate taste like dog crap, anyway?

Wouldn't know. Never ate any.

382 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:02:48pm

re: #374 USBeast
You forgot, when I'm emperor of the known universe that shit will stop...and if you believe that, well, I've got this bridge...

383 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:03:18pm

re: #378 realwest

Good evening y'all - how is everyone doing tonight?

Good evening real, and everyone else.
It's cold here. Will be a cold Easter as well.

384 Killer Tomato  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:03:34pm

Evening, all.

385 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:03:51pm

re: #378 realwest

Good evening y'all - how is everyone doing tonight?

I'm alright. My sales are up this month and I'm actually on track to make quota. If I don't I'm fired, so its good that I am.

386 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:04:11pm

re: #367 Thanos

At any rate, it's a righteous poem.

387 yochanan  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:04:34pm

good nite my lizards

388 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:04:59pm

re: #378 realwest

Good evening y'all - how is everyone doing tonight?

Good evening Real.How was your birthday party today?

389 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:05:08pm

re: #378 realwest
Evening RW. Had a very pleasant day. Big egg hunt, nice brunch, all that really good stuff. How're y'all doing?

390 USBeast  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:05:18pm

re: #382 pingjockey

You forgot, when I'm emperor of the known universe that shit will stop...and if you believe that, well, I've got this bridge...

...which I will gladly trade you for some lovely beach front property...

391 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:05:19pm

re: #378 realwest

Good evening y'all - how is everyone doing tonight?

/just about birthdayed out

392 Cato the Elder  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:05:27pm

Happy Pesach and Easter, to those who celebrate.

Almost four hundred posts and no deletions/meltdowns yet? Must be something soothing in the water tonight.

393 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:05:29pm

re: #380 jcm

Chickenshit cowards can only click a mouse, not smart enough for a keyboard.


So he or she registered to downding comments, but is too chicken shit to post. Nice.

394 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:05:54pm

re: #390 USBeast
Then we can sue...somebody.

395 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:06:36pm

re: #47 cronus

Rick Warren types don't want a God capable of creating the incredible cosmos that our science is revealing more everyday. An entity capable of doing that is worthy of being called God. They don't want a God, they want a magician.

Perhaps, but more likely they don't want a god that is smarter than they are, just more powerful and mysterious.

And with that last word, I bid you all goodnight.

396 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:06:41pm

re: #393 VioletTiger
We seem to have a fair share of those.

397 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:06:42pm

re: #394 pingjockey

Then we can sue...somebody.

As long as it can be blamed on climate change!

398 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:07:13pm

re: #389 pingjockey

Evening RW. Had a very pleasant day. Big egg hunt, nice brunch, all that really good stuff. How're y'all doing?

Were the eggs good eggs?
We're doing brunch with the whole family after church tomorrow. I don't have to cook---yeah.

399 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:07:21pm

re: #338 Thanos

?

For Gerry Adams, who has believed for forty years that the PLO and the IRA shared "one struggle," hatred of Israel dies hard. He may have given up on driving the British out of Ulster, but he hasn't given up on the dream of driving the Jews into the sea. So naturally, he's going to align with whatever group of terrorist murderers currently is best positioned to fulfill that dream.

Sorry if the /sarc aspect of 'valiant struggle' didn't come through.

400 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:07:28pm

re: #397 jcm
I blame...Algoreacle!

401 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:07:31pm
402 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:07:33pm

re: #389 pingjockey

Evening RW. Had a very pleasant day. Big egg hunt, nice brunch, all that really good stuff. How're y'all doing?

And there wasn't any "hunt" for the adults?

403 solomonpanting  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:08:24pm

re: #364 yochanan

icebear must have thought it tasted like blubber

Tasted like sour kraut.

She was German, right?

404 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:08:49pm

re: #392 Cato the Elder

Happy Pesach and Easter, to those who celebrate.

Almost four hundred posts and no deletions/meltdowns yet? Must be something soothing in the water tonight.

מאי אלוהים להעניק לך ולמשפחתך שלום ושמחה החג הזה
-The Hoopster

405 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:09:16pm

re: #402 Macker
Brilliant!

406 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:09:17pm

re: #400 pingjockey

I blame...Algoreacle!

We need to come up with a case!

407 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:09:29pm
408 Randall Gross  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:09:43pm

re: #399 stuiec

k, Sarc or not was what I was wondering about...

409 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:10:18pm

re: #311 Salem

Easter Shmeaster. Is teaching children to eat food they find on the ground really a good idea? "It's okay honey, they're presents from an immortal omni-present anthropomorphic hare!"

Truffle training. First, the candy you find on the ground, then you build up to the stinky fungus you find buried UNDER the ground.

410 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:11:15pm

re: #407 Shug
WTF is a diggbat?

411 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:11:38pm

re: #336 Shug

anybody doing the tea party thing on the 15th?

I am going to the Sacramento Tea Party - where will you be?

412 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:11:41pm

re: #409 stuiec

Truffle training. First, the candy you find on the ground, then you build up to the stinky fungus you find buried UNDER the ground.

Don't they train pigs for that?

413 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:11:45pm

re: #366 yochanan

shame on you NY NANA it's passover.
lol just kidding

ROTFL!

Don't tell anyone, but I love the hand made Shmurah matzo. One of my daughters in law was teasing me at the Seders. Chag Pesach Sameach to you and your family!

414 Salem  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:11:51pm

re: #320 jcm

A hare that lays colored eggs!

Not just any colored eggs, the ones the kids colored themselves the night before. And the parents aren't the least bit concerned about a nocturnal intruder who steals their eggs, does something unspeakable with them and then gives leaves them lying about on the ground. Easter traditions obviously come from a time when children were delighted at the prospect of feasting on mis-handled hard-boiled eggs.

415 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:12:02pm

re: #406 jcm
Al Gore is a case...a head case!

416 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:12:17pm

re: #410 pingjockey

WTF is a diggbat?

From the posted link, someone who isn't getting much love from anyone ... :-(

417 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:13:03pm

re: #416 pink freud
Well I went to the link, but have no idea what digg is?

418 jaunte  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:13:36pm

Happy Pesach, Happy Easter everyone.

419 davinvalkri  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:14:47pm

re: #417 pingjockey

Well I went to the link, but have no idea what digg is?

Some kind of internet guide site--some people put up link, and other people rate the link up or down depending on how good it is or how much they liked it. In theory. In practice, the sites that get high "digg counts" tend to be liberal crazyish.

420 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:14:49pm

Rick Warren would understand Christianity better if he took the time to understand human origins better.

421 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:14:53pm

re: #332 rawmuse

The bear did take a rather nasty bite out of her somewhat abundant posterior, did you see that?

Mmm, gamey.

Yummy! Tastes just like seal!

422 jaunte  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:15:19pm

re: #177 Sharmuta

God also says to give me chocolate.

Image: oh_snap_chocolate_bunny_easter_card-p1375243380226618287l0u_325.jpg

423 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:15:27pm

re: #419 davinvalkri
Ah, thank you.

424 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:15:39pm

re: #417 pingjockey

Well I went to the link, but have no idea what digg is?

Most of the blog sites give readers and opportunity to "digg" their stories, rate them up, as it were (or down) ...My digg knowledge is limited, I checked out their site way back at its inception but not since. It seems about on the same lines as facebook or myspace --- deeply dependent on stranger - blogosphere popularity (another concept that fails me).

425 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:15:43pm

re: #417 pingjockey

Well I went to the link, but have no idea what digg is?


Digg is where you can post links to articles from the news, from blogs, even from places like lol cat. Then others with Digg accounts can upding (digg) or downding (bury) the article. Digging the article makes it visible to more people, hence the word gets out.

426 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:15:53pm

re: #401 Racer X

Conservative bloggers go to war

From your link:

Other than that, Donald Douglas and others should stop going after Johnson (and people like Rick Moran who seems to agree more than disagree with Johnson these days). He is one of the leading conservative members of the blogosphere. He’s anti-Islamic extremism, anti-terrorism, pro-tolerance, anti-hate, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, pro-conservative values, economic and social freedom. He belongs in the conservative movement, and he was right to warn the so-called “anti-Jihad” and the “conservative” blogospheres against the dangers of racist movements, both in the U.S. and Europe.

That's nice, but I doubt the die-hard Charles haters will listen.

427 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:16:03pm

re: #420 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Rick Warren is sick and unable to show up on the Huckabee show tonight

428 pingjockey  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:16:25pm

Good night folks. Except to you pissant dingbat downdingers. Go piss up up rope.

429 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:16:46pm

re: #418 jaunte

Happy Pesach, Happy Easter everyone.

Happy Easter to you mate!

430 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:17:09pm

re: #376 Alberta Oil Peon
Good evening! About 10 years or so ago, the History Channel or the Discovery Channel, had a history of Ireland on it and it STARTED with the division of Ireland into the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland and then sorta worked it's way backwards.
A Roman Catholic priest said that there would NEVER be peace with the "Prots" because in 1687 (rough guess on my part) the Prots had done such and such to the Catholics. Then they had a guy named Reverend Paisley on - a Protestant minister, who said well the Catholics had done such and such to the Protestants in 1686 and that because of that there would never be peace between the Protestants and the Pope-worshipers.
I remember thinking - geez, guys, you are citing things that happened some 400 years or so ago as the reason to continue your hatred and killing of each other today!
Then they showed something like 20 very young girls, ages about 8-11 or so, walking through the Protestant section of a town to get to school and a huge group of Protestant "Adults" were screaming swear words at 'em (I remember because the show was on a reputable cable channel!) and spitting on them as a group of British cops escorted the young girls to school. And I despaired. It WAS religiously based (or at least if you were a Prot in a Catholic part of town, you had to beware for your life, and of course vice-versa). I don't know much about the Crips and Bloods, but I think they fight more over territory in which to sell drugs than anything else.
Those Catholics and Protestants that they showed on that history of Ireland were virtually pathological in their hatred for anyone of the other faith.

431 Salamantis  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:17:16pm

re: #368 Sharmuta

svwindshadow

Karma: 0
Registered since: Sep 23, 2008 at 11:29 am
(Logged in)
No. of comments posted: 0
No. of links posted: 0

Not much meat on that troll's bones.

432 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:17:17pm

Hey Night Honcos! It was OK today in Near Iowa. Nothing to write home about.

So, isn't there a place they take people who think G-d talks to them everyday. Did Warren say how G-d talks to him --does he call, email or does he hear Him thru the earphones to his iPod?

How are you-all and what are we talking about?

433 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:17:31pm

re: #428 pingjockey

Good night folks. Except to you pissant dingbat downdingers. Go piss up up rope.

Night Ping!

434 jaunte  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:17:38pm

re: #429 kiwiviv

Happy Easter!

435 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:18:27pm

re: #418 jaunte

And a very happy Easter to you and your family, and to all the Lizards who celebrate it.

436 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:18:49pm

re: #383 VioletTiger
Good evening VioletTiger - it's getting cold here but tomorrow it's supposed to be sunny and highs near 70!
I hope you're well tonight?

437 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:18:51pm

re: #432 ggt

Hey Night Honcos! It was OK today in Near Iowa. Nothing to write home about.

So, isn't there a place they take people who think G-d talks to them everyday. Did Warren say how G-d talks to him --does he call, email or does he hear Him thru the earphones to his iPod?

How are you-all and what are we talking about?

What? You mean... God doesn't talk to you? That's odd!

438 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:19:08pm

re: #431 Salamantis

Not much meat on that troll's bones.

We are having BBQ again. Twice in two days? Does Dark Falcon have his propriety spice blend ready?

439 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:19:45pm

re: #437 kiwiviv

What? You mean... God doesn't talk to you? That's odd!

Well, let's just say, I interpret signs.

440 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:19:55pm

re: #427 kiwiviv

Mind cramps?

441 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:20:18pm

re: #385 Dark_Falcon
Hello my friend - good Lord "If I don't I'm fired" for not making your quota for ONE MONTH?!
What is it you sell - maybe I can afford to buy one and help you make that quota!

442 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:20:32pm
443 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:21:10pm

re: #430 realwest

Very true, RW. I am more than a little familiar with the Troubles.
And, I hope you had a good birthday!

444 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:21:35pm

re: #388 HoosierHoops
Hey Hoops! I had a very nice birthday, thanks - no party but it's just as well, I probably woulda napped during it! LOL!

445 JohnAdams  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:21:45pm

Masters final round tomorrow. Who ya like?

I like Furyk.

446 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:21:53pm

re: #442 Racer X

The Navy now has the newest F-15!

Pop that sucker next to life boat!

//

447 jaunte  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:22:11pm

re: #444 realwest

Hey, happy birthday realwest!

448 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:22:25pm

schweinshadow..

449 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:22:36pm

question: what is the "karma" on the our profile? Is it related to the dings on the comments?

450 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:22:54pm

re: #389 pingjockey Hey ping! Egg hunt? Isn't that supposed to be tomorrow?
Well anyway, I'm glad you had a great day anyway!

451 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:23:17pm

re: #449 countrygurl

Yes- it's the net total of the up and down dings.

452 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:23:23pm

re: #436 realwest

Good evening VioletTiger - it's getting cold here but tomorrow it's supposed to be sunny and highs near 70!
I hope you're well tonight?

Thanks, real. I'm well. It's been a very busy weekend. Just unwinding finally.

453 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:23:37pm

re: #445 JohnAdams

Masters final round tomorrow. Who ya like?

I like Furyk.


Kenny Perry

454 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:23:46pm

re: #391 Killian Bundy
Hey there my fellow birthday boy! I know what you mean! LOL!

455 JohnAdams  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:23:51pm

re: #444 realwest

HBD, realwest. Order of the Grand Lizards medal coming your way.

456 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:04pm

re: #17 Bloodnok

I will not have my party's candidate run around in a Hawaiian shirt.

even if it's me?

/disappointed

457 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:04pm

re: #449 countrygurl

question: what is the "karma" on the our profile? Is it related to the dings on the comments?

You really are from the country aren't you.

/

458 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:07pm

re: #449 countrygurl

question: what is the "karma" on the our profile? Is it related to the dings on the comments?

In a word, yes.

459 yochanan  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:16pm

re: #413 NY Nana

ROTFL!

Don't tell anyone, but I love the hand made Shmurah matzo. One of my daughters in law was teasing me at the Seders. Chag Pesach Sameach to you and your family!


passover is the only jewish chag other than Yom Kippur that i lose weight on

460 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:22pm

REALWEST, It's your birthday?

I'm glad you made it to another! Here is your cake. , I hope you like chocolate.

461 Archimedes  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:26pm

Why evolution doesn't work:

:~D

462 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:36pm

re: #444 realwest

Hey Hoops! I had a very nice birthday, thanks - no party but it's just as well, I probably woulda napped during it! LOL!

So did you get a Sham Way?...:)

463 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:41pm

I just hung up with a friend from High School..
His last words..which kindof shocked me was..I love you dude.
Poor dude is getting a divorce..You know the pain is extreme..My heart is literally broken for my friends..As I posted earlier..2 dear friends in one week.
What are the chances? one in a million? To be honest with you..I'm taking a little break here..I'm in the Den alone..and I've got fucking got tears in my eyes...I'll break the news to my wife in the morning..Easter Morning..
Maybe wait till Monday morning whadda think? everything sucks Monday morning..bye.
Tears...

464 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:24:58pm

re: #444 realwest

Did you have cake?
If so, can we have some?;)

465 Cato the Elder  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:25:08pm

re: #404 HoosierHoops

מאי אלוהים להעניק לך ולמשפח&# x05EA;ך שלום ושמחה החג הזה
-The Hoopster

ושלום עליך ועל המשפחה שלך

--Cato

466 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:26:01pm

re: #461 Archimedes

Is this a joke?

467 solomonpanting  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:26:02pm

re: #259 Jimmah

That 'Kiernan' comment was the one that pissed me off. Deliberately targeting and blowing up innocent civilians makes you a terrorist scumbag no matter how legitimate the original grievance. They may not be obsessed with theology but the IRA are clearly nationalist extremists for whom religion is a means of identifying their enemies.

And now we are presented with this:

Real IRA threaten to take campaign to Britain

468 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:26:23pm

re: #460 ggt

How about some Pavlova for the big birthday cake:

[Link: www.joyofbaking.com...]

469 JohnAdams  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:26:55pm

re: #463 HoosierHoops

It's a cold world at times. You light a little fire and get back at it.

470 Archimedes  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:27:05pm

re: #466 Sharmuta

Is this a joke?

Shhh ...

471 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:27:15pm

re: #426 Sharmuta

That's nice, but I doubt the die-hard Charles haters will listen.

I attribute it to the sort of jealousy that causes them to go spare.

472 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:27:21pm
I talk to God every day. He talks to me.

Yeah, lots of people talk to God. Sure, there are many that believe He talks back to them.

Most in the former group are pretty cool people. Many in the latter group, well... some can be cool, but most aren't necessarily "all there".
/

473 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:27:33pm

re: #442 Racer X

Dinged you down 'cause that video c'est la merde.

474 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:27:38pm

re: #465 Cato the Elder

ושלום עליך ועל המשפחה שלך

--Cato

You are very kind...

475 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:27:47pm

re: #470 Archimedes

It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

476 ArchangelMichael  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:27:50pm

re: #426 Sharmuta

I disagree with his assertion that Glenn Beck is not harming anyone with his nonsense though. Also, go to a libertarian blog and make either of these claims: "Glenn Beck is a libertarian" or "Libertarians tend to vote Republican" and you will be flame-blasted off the site in about 5 minutes after half the regulars there have aneurysms.

477 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:27:53pm

Kreuzueber Halbmond -- yes, I'm from the country. I do read LGF every day but I don't have a lot of extra time to sit and converse and enjoy the good fellowship here. I try to keep informed, I post a few articles that I think might be of interest. But I am not interested in "dinging" anyone's comments up or down. I did ding up Sharmuta today though, for helping me out.

478 [deleted]  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:28:09pm
479 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:28:14pm

I finished Thomas Sowells memoirs today. Lizards, I cannot recommend it enough. Very readable (although I listened). And, well, sanity makes me feel good.

His experiences in Academia are very telling. Any suspicions you may have had are probably true.

480 rin  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:28:26pm

re: #431 Salamantis

hey sala, what's the definition of troll? i've been called a troll for having a different opinion.

481 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:28:41pm

re: #461 Archimedes

Why evolution doesn't work:

[Video]

:~D

He convinced me!

///

482 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:29:00pm

re: #468 kiwiviv

How about some Pavlova for the big birthday cake:

[Link: www.joyofbaking.com...]

If Realwest would like, it's his birthday. His choice.

483 Archimedes  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:29:08pm

re: #475 Sharmuta

It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

You have to watch the whole thing. The guy is a natural born comedian.

484 Learned Mother of Zion  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:29:08pm

re: #368 Sharmuta

svwindshadow

Karma: 0
Registered since: Sep 23, 2008 at 11:29 am
(Logged in)
No. of comments posted: 0
No. of links posted: 0

I think a user's profile should also show the number of up and down dings.

485 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:29:29pm

re: #477 countrygurl

Well- thank you for the ding. I gave you one or two for being polite.

486 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:29:37pm

re: #418 jaunte
Hello juante - the same to you my friend!

487 kansas  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:30:20pm

re: #461 Archimedes

Why evolution doesn't work:

:~D

That was painful.

488 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:30:30pm

re: #463 HoosierHoops

So sorry, HH ...

489 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:30:34pm

re: #483 Archimedes

You have to watch the whole thing. The guy is a natural born comedian.

I couldn't handle more than a few minutes of that. It was so bad- I'm half tempted to listen to some Morrisey just to remind myself what really, really bad is.

490 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:30:37pm

re: #466 Sharmuta

Is this a joke?

It's pretty funny actually. 'giraffes are stupid...giraffes don't have wings, why don't monkeys give birth to humans...

491 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:30:46pm

re: #480 rin

hey sala, what's the definition of troll? i've been called a troll for having a different opinion.

troll - Unwelcome, offensive, stupid or abusive commenter on a blog, chat room, user group or BBS. Common Internet slang dating back to the early days of the Web in the '90s and BBSs in the '80s.

492 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:31:19pm

re: #442 Racer X
Uh, sorry Racer X - no video = says something like this video is no longer available.

493 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:31:22pm

re: #478 Iron Fist

I hate it when God talks to me through my dog. It is most disconcerting...

Yes, I know.

Even more disconcerting when I realize that it is my choice to have the dog and therefore have G-d talk to me thru him. Still, it's better than having to hear Him thru the Cat. Couldn't trust the Cat they way I trust the Dog.

494 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:31:23pm

re: #475 Sharmuta

It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Did you see the link at #246?
It truly plumbs the depths...

495 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:31:23pm

it seems to me that Rick never mastered the "speaking in tongues" portion of his training...

i've overheard G*d talking to him on a daily basis, since the message doesn't seem to be getting through, and the big guy is getting pretty annoyed, so i'll pass it on in plain english:

"Take your medications as prescribed and quit being a self righteous asshole, 'cause you're making me look bad!"

/end of message

496 JohnAdams  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:31:31pm

re: #489 Sharmuta

I couldn't handle more than a few minutes of that. It was so bad- I'm half tempted to listen to some Morrisey just to remind myself what really, really bad is.

Step away from the ledge...

497 Archimedes  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:31:33pm

re: #489 Sharmuta

I couldn't handle more than a few minutes of that. It was so bad- I'm half tempted to listen to some Morrisey just to remind myself what really, really bad is.

He has a very dry humor. Pure satire, really well done.

498 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:31:36pm

wow - 70,000 dings Sharmuta! That's amazing

499 Shug  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:31:55pm

Well folks, as Samuel Pepys used to say...
"what's burning"?


g'nite all. weet dreams

and


Happy Easter to all who celebrate it

500 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:32:00pm

re: #482 ggt

If Realwest would like, it's his birthday. His choice.

For sure...but it is pretty hard to vote against a Pavlova! If we are sharing, then we could place several birthday selections "out there."

501 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:32:04pm

re: #441 realwest

Hello my friend - good Lord "If I don't I'm fired" for not making your quota for ONE MONTH?!
What is it you sell - maybe I can afford to buy one and help you make that quota!

Actually, its more complicated than that. I and much of my store missed quota last month, and orders had come down to get rid of people who missed quota. My manager fought for us and got me another month. The good news is that I have done much better this month. The bad news is that I'm working a good bit of overtime that I should be paid for, but won't be paid for. I'm not exempt, but the company doesn't pay overtime and non-sales time is so bad this week that I have to work without pay for several hours just so I can sell.

502 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:32:12pm

re: #463 HoosierHoops

{HH}

503 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:32:24pm

re: #443 rawmuse I did have a happy birthday, thanks! How is it you're familar with the "Troubles" (btw, how did that name come about?)?

504 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:32:26pm

re: #457 Kreuzueber Halbmond

That is just plain nasty, IMHO.

When you were a newbie, did you already know everything?

The LGF I started posting on pre-registration has evolved so much, and Charles has given us so many new things that make posting so great over these years...we all have to learn them, and for someone who is not yet familiar, it is far better to help them than to disparage them.

505 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:32:27pm

re: #467 solomonpanting

And now we are presented with this:

Real IRA threaten to take campaign to Britain

Real SAS plan to take campaign to the "real ira"

/news we'd like to hear about, after the fact.

506 jaunte  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:32:36pm

re: #498 countrygurl

We would give her chocolate, but she has to settle for dings.

507 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:32:59pm

re: #494 rawmuse

Did you see the link at #246?
It truly plumbs the depths...

Wow- had to stop that one right away. Can't deal with shootings tonight. I'm feeling the need for a movie, actually.

508 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:33:05pm

re: #467 solomonpanting

And now we are presented with this:

Real IRA threaten to take campaign to Britain

Bad, evil, sick.

509 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:33:26pm

re: #498 countrygurl

wow - 70,000 dings Sharmuta! That's amazing

You what they say about Smurette!

*running like hell*

510 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:33:38pm

Frisk FAIL!

LMAO!

511 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:33:44pm

re: #500 kiwiviv

For sure...but it is pretty hard to vote against a Pavlova! If we are sharing, then we could place several birthday selections "out there."

Well, I think RW should have as many cakes as Lizards would like to give.

512 kiwiviv  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:34:15pm

re: #511 ggt

Well, I think RW should have as many cakes as Lizards would like to give.

Agreed!

513 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:34:16pm

OT but can any computer saavy lizard out there tell me why my system is running so slow.
When I bring up my task manager it shows that iexplore.exe is using between 60 to 98%.
I have nothing running but footballs...

514 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:34:21pm

re: #475 Sharmuta

It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

you were obviously never in the military... %-)

/white smoke

515 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:34:51pm

re: #447 jaunte
Hey thanks juante!

516 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:34:57pm

What happened to afrocity?

517 tjexcite  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:35:28pm

With those who see evolution and Christianity working together. What are most creationists goal? Is it about simple control.

Why don't they go the line of if you don't seek them out then there is nothing they can do to help. More room in heaven for them.

518 Racer X  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:35:49pm

re: #498 countrygurl

wow - 70,000 dings Sharmuta! That's amazing

Yeah, she really is a "ding Sharmuta".

519 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:35:51pm

re: #513 LGoPs

Can you scan for spyware? That can slow things down quite a bit.

520 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:36:06pm

re: #514 redc1c4

you were obviously never in the military... %-)

/white smoke

Nope- I wasn't. But I'm not a bad shot with a gun. Just based on rawmuse's description of the video, I'm not sure I'm up to watching that tonight.

521 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:36:16pm

re: #343 J.S.

hmmm...probably won't be happenin' here in Edmonton...

We might need to hold one in Edmonton, if that doofus Stelmach decides to implement a provincial sales tax.

522 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:36:28pm

re: #516 ggt

What happened to afrocity?

What do you mean? Is she gone or you just haven't seen her in a while?

523 rin  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:36:28pm

re: #491 jcm

jcm, yeah i know. i just popped in & am a little knee-jerk about people labeling others "troll" because they haven't been here since the beginning of time or posted a whole lot. it's like some people labeling others "racist" at the drop of a hat.

524 axegrinder  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:36:35pm

re: #466 Sharmuta

Is this a joke?

Clearly. Is it just me or do other people have a problem taking seriously people in such dire need of a haircut? The lisp adds character to his explanation.

525 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:36:36pm

re: #503 realwest

Well, I am of Irish lineage, been to Ireland half a dozen times, and my nic is a combination of my initials and the "muse" is for the creative instincts that I rely upon to keep me fed and clothed.
My real name is very Irish.

526 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:37:22pm

re: #516 ggt

What happened to afrocity?

She hasn't been around for a few days. Somebody mentioned that she set up a blog of her own though.

527 rin  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:37:27pm

wow, comments are a lot faster since the last time i hung out here...

528 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:37:38pm

re: #516 ggt

What happened to afrocity?

She decided to focus on her own blog.

529 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:37:41pm

re: #522 LGoPs

What do you mean? Is she gone or you just haven't seen her in a while?

haven't seen her in a while. thought she was getting in trouble a couple of nights ago. She she settle down?

530 funky chicken  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:37:48pm

re: #1 JacksonTn

Huh. Same lurker downdinged you and me. Must be a Rick Warren fan about.

pathetic

531 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:38:13pm

re: #519 VioletTiger

Can you scan for spyware? That can slow things down quite a bit.

I'll try. This is my wife's system and I'm not as familiar with it as my system at work...

532 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:38:26pm

re: #520 Sharmuta

Nope- I wasn't. But I'm not a bad shot with a gun. Just based on rawmuse's description of the video, I'm not sure I'm up to watching that tonight.

i was referring to stupid people saying or ordering stupid things...

at times the mind boggles, but i learned to find humor in the idiocy, and where possible, make the results so bad that the idiot would actually pay for being that dumb.

533 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:38:40pm

re: #528 Sharmuta

She decided to focus on her own blog.

Probably a good thing. She seems to have a lot to sort out.

534 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:38:57pm

re: #513 LGoPs

OT but can any computer saavy lizard out there tell me why my system is running so slow.
When I bring up my task manager it shows that iexplore.exe is using between 60 to 98%.
I have nothing running but footballs...

Do you know how to bring up the task manager?

ctrl-alt-del click the task manager button.

In task manager click the process tab.

In the CPU header header click the arrow so the busiest process come to the top.

Tell us what process is the most active.

535 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:38:59pm

re: #463 HoosierHoops

If everyone had a friend like you? It would be a better world.

536 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:39:15pm

re: #498 countrygurl

Um- thanks. I get a little overwhelmed by the support the Lizards give me, and that's all I can really say about my karma. Lizards rock.

537 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:39:31pm

re: #513 LGoPs

OT but can any computer saavy lizard out there tell me why my system is running so slow.
When I bring up my task manager it shows that iexplore.exe is using between 60 to 98%.
I have nothing running but footballs...

Hey you! composing myself..
Go to this link and download this program.
[Link: www.google.com...]
If you still has issues..email me..my nic is blue..

538 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:40:05pm

re: #478 Iron Fist

I hate it when God talks to me through my dog. It is most disconcerting...

Could be worse.

539 So What  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:40:10pm

All this talk between Rick Warren, God and others here, Has any one asked "Blinky" God wants me to be rich Joel Osteen his opinion on what god thinks and has told him on this subject and or any other religious thinking? Meanwhile while I await answers on Osteens version of what god says(if known) pass the plate...If not known still pass the plate.

540 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:40:14pm

I just happy I have positive Karma. Somehow it makes me feel better.

541 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:40:41pm

re: #536 Sharmuta

Um- thanks. I get a little overwhelmed by the support the Lizards give me, and that's all I can really say about my karma. Lizards rock.

you do a pretty good j*b yourownself...

542 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:40:43pm

re: #537 HoosierHoops

Hey you! composing myself..
Go to this link and download this program.
[Link: www.google.com...]
If you still has issues..email me..my nic is blue..

Now it's blue..jeez

543 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:40:52pm

re: #477 countrygurl

I dinged you up for your nice reply. BTW, that little slash at the bottom of my reply to you denoted sarcasm. I'm sort of a country person, too.

544 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:41:08pm
530 funky chicken
4/11/09 9:37:48 pm reply quote 0downupfavoritereport
re: #1 JacksonTn
Huh. Same lurker downdinged you and me. Must be a Rick Warren fan about.
pathetic

How can you tell that a specific person has dinged you?

545 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:41:08pm

re: #498 countrygurl

wow - 70,000 dings Sharmuta! That's amazing

At this rate I'll reach her by the year 2056. Wait...I'll be dead by then...
:)

546 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:41:10pm

re: #513 LGoPs

Do you run spybot?

547 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:41:52pm

re: #536 Sharmuta

Um- thanks. I get a little overwhelmed by the support the Lizards give me, and that's all I can really say about my karma. Lizards rock.

It's the blue, can't resist the blue...

548 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:41:56pm

re: #545 LGoPs

At this rate I'll reach her by the year 2056. Wait...I'll be dead by then...
:)

I'll be 109...:)

549 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:42:00pm

re: #122 Sharmuta

That's a true Lizard helping a lizard, IMHO...
Hooray!
(See, we're not just mean!)

550 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:42:02pm

re: #544 countrygurl

How can you tell that a specific person has dinged you?

Just click the number, and a window pops up with the names.

551 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:42:09pm

re: #538 Slumbering Behemoth

Could be worse.

Geesh! I intrepret G-d talking to me thru my dog when my dog looks up at me with those all trusting eyes and wags his tail. It's as if He is saying, "Really, what's so bad about your life? No matter what, I'm here."

552 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:42:19pm

re: #455 JohnAdams
"Order of the Grand Lizards medal coming your way."
No doubt C.O.D.! LOL! Thank you!

I'd just like to thank the assemblage of lizards and of course the Grand Lizard for this vote of confidence in me. I'd also like to thank my manager, my Mom (waives to Mom -mimes "I WON!") and my most recent former wife without whom (and her divorce lawyer) I wouldn't have been able to be out here as much as I am.
I'd also like to thank...What? [covers mike with hand, you mean this isn't something like a Grammy or some such?! Oh, geez, how embarrassing]...you all. Very much.

553 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:42:24pm

re: #500 kiwiviv

For sure...but it is pretty hard to vote against a Pavlova! If we are sharing, then we could place several birthday selections "out there."

Or a Kornikova.
I vote Kornikova.
/Anna

554 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:42:41pm

re: #544 countrygurl

How can you tell that a specific person has dinged you?

Click on the number of dings. It will show the totals of positive and negative ratings and who left either one.

555 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:43:08pm

Of course, the cat is not sitting on the arm of the recliner next to me, purring.

556 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:43:09pm

re: #544 countrygurl

How can you tell that a specific person has dinged you?

that's post by post... click on the number and it will tell you who gave or took karma for that particular post

557 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:43:24pm

re: #546 pink freud

Do you run spybot?

I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know...
This is my wife's computer and I'm pretty dumb.
Get pretty pleased with myself when I successfully turn the thing on and get into e-mail...
*red-faced*

558 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:43:41pm

re: #540 ggt

I regret that I have bit one ding up to give you!

559 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:43:44pm

re: #546 pink freud

Do you run spybot?

Hi pink! Hope today finds you well..The best program today on the Internet that is free with FREE updates is here..I wish I had stock in the company..
It just rocks for Windows
[Link: www.google.com...]

560 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:44:24pm

svwindshadow
This user is blocked.
Karma: 0
Registered since: Sep 23, 2008 at 11:29 am
No. of comments posted: 0
No. of links posted: 0

Alas, svwindshadow- we hardly knew ye.

561 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:44:36pm

re: #537 HoosierHoops

Thanks...
:)

562 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:44:41pm

re: #504 NY Nana

That is just plain nasty, IMHO.

When you were a newbie, did you already know everything?

The LGF I started posting on pre-registration has evolved so much, and Charles has given us so many new things that make posting so great over these years...we all have to learn them, and for someone who is not yet familiar, it is far better to help them than to disparage them.

I'm sorry it came across like that. I did leave a sarc tag. I'm not really that mean.

563 [deleted]  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:44:46pm
564 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:44:57pm

"Of course, the cat is not now sitting on the arm of the recliner next to me, purring."

PIMF

And now he is flicking his tail in front of the laptop screen.

How should I interpret that?

565 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:45:08pm

re: #460 ggt Hey ggt! Thank you - and thanks for that cake...um...what's all the stuff around and on top of it?!

566 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:45:09pm

re: #558 NY Nana

I regret that I have bit one ding up to give you!

'tanks.

567 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:45:13pm

re: #560 Sharmuta

What it do...e-mail Charles some crap?

568 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:45:30pm

re: #567 Macker

Stealth downdinger.

569 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:45:33pm

re: #559 HoosierHoops

Hi pink! Hope today finds you well..The best program today on the Internet that is free with FREE updates is here..I wish I had stock in the company..
It just rocks for Windows
[Link: www.google.com...]

I agree. That was the only thing that got rid of the Vundo trojan I had. I think it may have been you who recommended it to me IIRC.

570 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:45:47pm

re: #560 Sharmuta

svwindshadow
This user is blocked.
Karma: 0
Registered since: Sep 23, 2008 at 11:29 am
No. of comments posted: 0
No. of links posted: 0

Alas, svwindshadow- we hardly knew ye.

I was wondering what happened. I had gone through and updinged some comments he/she/it had downdinged just as a personal comment on the practice of downdinging without explaining oneself or engaging in debate. It stopped, so Stinky's hammer must have fallen.

571 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:45:58pm

re: #557 LGoPs

I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know...
This is my wife's computer and I'm pretty dumb.
Get pretty pleased with myself when I successfully turn the thing on and get into e-mail...
*red-faced*

Free virus scan. We use McAfee at work and my home Windows installs.

Adware for spybots and ad crap.

572 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:45:58pm

re: #489 Sharmuta

Morrisey? Crank it!

573 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:46:05pm

re: #560 Sharmuta

svwindshadow
This user is blocked.
Karma: 0
Registered since: Sep 23, 2008 at 11:29 am
No. of comments posted: 0
No. of links posted: 0

Alas, svwindshadow- we hardly knew ye.

registered from a known bad location?

Stinky vs. the sock puppet cartel

/always bet on Stinky

574 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:46:39pm

re: #462 Dustyvet NO! And I'm actually pretty upset about that, too!
Musta been a foul-up again at the VA!

575 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:46:40pm

re: #513 LGoPs

OT but can any computer saavy lizard out there tell me why my system is running so slow.
When I bring up my task manager it shows that iexplore.exe is using between 60 to 98%.
I have nothing running but footballs...

Your computer is running so slow because IE is using 60-98% CPU...

How long's it been since you deleted your cache?
(top o' browser> Tools> Internet options> on general tab look for all options to delete history/cookies, etc.

576 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:46:57pm

re: #565 realwest

Hey ggt! Thank you - and thanks for that cake...um...what's all the stuff around and on top of it?!

hmm, I" think it is dark and white chocolate shavings that are curled --to to give an edible decorative effect. enjoy!

577 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:46:58pm

re: #573 redc1c4

Yay Stinky!

578 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:47:09pm

re: #557 LGoPs

I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know...
This is my wife's computer and I'm pretty dumb.
Get pretty pleased with myself when I successfully turn the thing on and get into e-mail...
*red-faced*

See jcm's post [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

that's a great starting point

579 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:47:10pm

re: #572 Slumbering Behemoth

Morrisey? Crank it!

with the speakers cut out, of course... %-)

580 funky chicken  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:47:11pm

re: #236 Ringo the Gringo

Speaking of bad craziness; I happened upon a "tea party" today, right in my own neighborhood. It was a small bunch, barely 25 people, lined up along the intersection of Laurel Canyon and Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley...Of course I made the wife pull over and let me out to take some pictures. It was bad...Half of the signs were about Obama's birth certificate. There were Paulians and conspiracy theorists too, and at least one "truther".

I'll try to get the pictures up as soon a I can.

Ugh.

581 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:47:20pm

re: #572 Slumbering Behemoth

Morrisey? Crank it!

Awesome!

582 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:47:54pm

re: #579 redc1c4

Sleepy B would never link me to Morrisey. He likes me more than that.

583 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:48:16pm

re: #430 realwest

Good evening! About 10 years or so ago, the History Channel or the Discovery Channel, had a history of Ireland on it and it STARTED with the division of Ireland into the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland and then sorta worked it's way backwards.
A Roman Catholic priest said that there would NEVER be peace with the "Prots" because in 1687 (rough guess on my part) the Prots had done such and such to the Catholics. Then they had a guy named Reverend Paisley on - a Protestant minister, who said well the Catholics had done such and such to the Protestants in 1686 and that because of that there would never be peace between the Protestants and the Pope-worshipers.
I remember thinking - geez, guys, you are citing things that happened some 400 years or so ago as the reason to continue your hatred and killing of each other today!
Then they showed something like 20 very young girls, ages about 8-11 or so, walking through the Protestant section of a town to get to school and a huge group of Protestant "Adults" were screaming swear words at 'em (I remember because the show was on a reputable cable channel!) and spitting on them as a group of British cops escorted the young girls to school. And I despaired. It WAS religiously based (or at least if you were a Prot in a Catholic part of town, you had to beware for your life, and of course vice-versa). I don't know much about the Crips and Bloods, but I think they fight more over territory in which to sell drugs than anything else.
Those Catholics and Protestants that they showed on that history of Ireland were virtually pathological in their hatred for anyone of the other faith.

That's why I said "nominally" Catholic/Protestant, RW. You've got a tribe of Catholic thugs, and a tribe of Protestant thugs, all drawn from the welfare classes. Most of those thugs couldn't give you a cogent explanation of the doctrinal differences between Catholicism and Protestantism to save their life. It's a tribal dispute. And both gangs of thugs live off the proceeds of crime, mostly crimes perpetrated against their own people.

Well-off, and well-educated Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland get along just fine.

584 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:48:22pm

re: #559 HoosierHoops

Hi pink! Hope today finds you well..The best program today on the Internet that is free with FREE updates is here..I wish I had stock in the company..
It just rocks for Windows
[Link: www.google.com...]

I've thought about installing it, HH, but I am running Spybot and AVG and feel that I have things covered between the two. Would you recommend adding the Malware also?

585 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:48:38pm

re: #459 yochanan

passover is the only jewish chag other than Yom Kippur that i lose weight on

I always gain weight at Passover -- we somehow become obsessed with desserts.

586 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:48:51pm

re: #464 VioletTiger
Sorry VioletTiger - there's (burp, excuse me!) none left!

587 JohnAdams  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:49:29pm

re: #552 realwest

Just keep posting, real. You are a treasure. The big wide world is a comfy little room when you do.

588 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:49:35pm

re: #583 Alberta Oil Peon

'twas ever thus.

589 funky chicken  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:49:43pm

re: #23 Shug

so the rest of you go out and get a sane individual as the nominee.
as I see it, the powers that be in the republican party are Hell bent on destroying the party with their new earth creationist bullshit

Yep. That's why I am looking for Blue Dog Democrats. They are the only ones who can actually influence what happens for the next 3+ years, IMHO. If Obama loses them, he's in a world of hurt.

They are the ones I'm going to focus my letter and email writing toward, etc.

590 So What  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:49:47pm

When post 666 comes up will it have a message from Satan?

591 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:49:52pm

re: #412 davinvalkri

Don't they train pigs for that?

To FIND them -- but you still have to train the little children to EAT what was found in the dirt.

592 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:49:54pm

re: #551 ggt

I did not read that particular link in depth, so maybe it's not in there, but I believe Berkowitz claimed that a demon/satan was talking to him through his neighbor's dog. Thus my "it could be worse".

I could be remembering it wrong.

593 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:50:08pm

re: #574 realwest

NO! And I'm actually pretty upset about that, too!
Musta been a foul-up again at the VA!

Realwest from your NYC have you ever heard of a guy named Larry Scott?

Runs a website called Veterans Watch Dog?

594 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:50:12pm

re: #569 VioletTiger

I agree. That was the only thing that got rid of the Vundo trojan I had. I think it may have been you who recommended it to me IIRC.

Good Evening..
Hope you are well tonight..

595 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:50:36pm

re: #391 Killian Bundy
Hey Killian! Happy Birthday again! Hey y'all - did ya know that Killian and I share the same birthday? It's Killians Birthday too!

596 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:50:48pm

re: #584 pink freud

I've thought about installing it, HH, but I am running Spybot and AVG and feel that I have things covered between the two. Would you recommend adding the Malware also?

You weren't asking me, but--- malwarebytes.com "mbam.exe" is one of the finest tools around for conficker/downadup control.

597 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:50:51pm

re: #582 Sharmuta

Sleepy B would never link me to Morrisey. He likes me more than that.

i stand corrected... i rarely hit links because 2H6 is sleeping just down the hall, and although she tolerates my late night sessions, she, for some reason, gets cranky when they involve lound music/noise/etc...

/i can't imagine why... %-)

598 [deleted]  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:50:53pm
599 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:51:02pm

re: #590 So What

When post 666 comes up will it have a message from Satan?

You have to stand on your head and read it backwards.

600 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:51:07pm

re: #584 pink freud

I've thought about installing it, HH, but I am running Spybot and AVG and feel that I have things covered between the two. Would you recommend adding the Malware also?

I would. I run Trend Micro, Counterspy and Malware. They all pickup different things but the Malware software seems to be extra good at deleting problem registry keys.

601 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:51:19pm

re: #595 realwest

One B flat chord, coming up, followed by cymbal crash!

602 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:52:18pm

Wow - that dingy thing is pretty interesting. I guess we can say that Sharmuta (bless her little lizard heart) is really a dingy chick!

603 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:52:21pm

re: #597 redc1c4

i stand corrected... i rarely hit links because 2H6 is sleeping just down the hall, and although she tolerates my late night sessions, she, for some reason, gets cranky when they involve lound music/noise/etc...

/i can't imagine why... %-)

Total mystery, that. :p

604 funky chicken  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:52:23pm

re: #27 rhino2

Well Google gets the money, and then pays Charles if anyone clicks it - not sure what his conversion rate is going to be on Rick Warren ads on this site - hah

LOL, yep. I suppose we should click away?

605 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:52:26pm

re: #596 Capitalist Tool

You weren't asking me, but--- malwarebytes.com "mbam.exe" is one of the finest tools around for conficker/downadup control.

I welcome your input. Thanks ...time to install, then.

606 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:53:11pm

re: #594 HoosierHoops

Good Evening..
Hope you are well tonight..

I am, thanks, and you? Any hoops to watch these days?

607 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:53:33pm

re: #548 Dustyvet

I'll be 109...:)

You kid, you! I would be 118!

608 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:53:53pm

re: #564 ggt

"Of course, the cat is not now sitting on the arm of the recliner next to me, purring."

PIMF

And now he is flicking his tail in front of the laptop screen.

How should I interpret that?

It's your first warning, to stop looking at the laptop and pet the cat instead.

If you fail to heed this warning, s/he will soon be curled up on your keyboard.

609 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:54:05pm

re: #595 realwest

Hey Killian! Happy Birthday again! Hey y'all - did ya know that Killian and I share the same birthday? It's Killians Birthday too!

he wasn't born: he was inflicted.

/white smoke

610 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:54:20pm

re: #607 NY Nana

You kid, you! I would be 118!

Awww, (Nana)...:)

611 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:54:24pm

FBI Begins Building Criminal Case Against Somali Pirates

FBI agents planned to interview the crew of a U.S. cargo ship Saturday as the bureau began building a criminal case against Somali pirates who attacked the ship and took the captain hostage.

The Maersk Alabama arrived safely in Kenya on Saturday, three days after Somali pirates stormed the ship, failed to hijack it, and fled in a lifeboat with the captain.

"The FBI has informed us that this ship is a crime scene," John Reinhart, president of Maersk Shipping Line said Saturday, explaining why crew members cannot immediately leave the ship.

/thank God these people weren't around in WWII, Iwo Jima, crime scene

612 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:54:25pm

re: #605 pink freud

I welcome your input. Thanks ...time to install, then.

dl to your machine- rename "mbam.exe' to something else- run it, let it complete, rename it to mbam.exe and run it again, you're good to go.

613 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:54:51pm

re: #602 countrygurl

The dinger has pulled you in. It's a bit addicting. Take Alberta Oil Peon, for example. He had his dinger turned off until littleoldlady's birthday Fruitcup, and now I've spotted him a few times handing out more dings. You could say the power of the Dinger compels you.

614 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:55:16pm

re: #571 jcm

Free virus scan. We use McAfee at work and my home Windows installs.

Adware for spybots and ad crap.

Thanks. we run mcAfee too. Hoops gave me a download link that i'm running right now...

615 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:55:37pm

re: #459 yochanan

passover is the only jewish chag other than Yom Kippur that i lose weight on

Show off! ;)

616 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:55:44pm

re: #614 LGoPs

Thanks. we run mcAfee too. Hoops gave me a download link that i'm running right now...

Hoops know his shit.

617 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:55:47pm

re: #581 Sharmuta

re: #582 Sharmuta

You and I are 100% simpatico on the Morrisey issue.

/bleh, there are millions of truly feminine women more manly than that douche

618 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:55:54pm

re: #612 Capitalist Tool

dl to your machine- rename "mbam.exe' to something else- run it, let it complete, rename it to mbam.exe and run it again, you're good to go.

Hmm ...I'm almost through the download ...why the suggestion to rename?

619 JohnAdams  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:56:00pm

re: #611 Killian Bundy

Ship of fools...

620 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:56:08pm

re: #617 Slumbering Behemoth

re: #582 Sharmuta

You and I are 100% simpatico on the Morrisey issue.

/bleh, there are millions of truly feminine women more manly than that douche

LMAO!

621 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:56:22pm

re: #575 Capitalist Tool

Your computer is running so slow because IE is using 60-98% CPU...

How long's it been since you deleted your cache?
(top o' browser> Tools> Internet options> on general tab look for all options to delete history/cookies, etc.

I do that pretty regularly. Thanks.

622 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:56:27pm

re: #598 Iron Fist

We've been having a similar problem on my girlfriend's machine the one I'm working on right now). There are several liuttle things that just aren't quite working the way they should. We've hypothesized that there is a memory leak in one of the plug-ins that she is using in IE (7.0.5730.11). I don't get the problem on the machine at work or at my house, so the problem has to be on her end. It is possible that LGF isn't the problem, though. We've already had to replace her wireless. That is where one of the problems definately was. There could be some other hardware glitch on this end. The box is a custom system, instead of a Dell off-the-shelf solution.

It is annoying...

Dell off the shelf would be worse.

/IMHO, of course

623 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:56:40pm

Cluade Cooper copped my clean copper clapper, so my dingers not working...:(

624 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:56:43pm

re: #596 Capitalist Tool

You weren't asking me, but--- malwarebytes.com "mbam.exe" is one of the finest tools around for conficker/downadup control.

There you go pink...Great tool
But can I say something? You would be advised to uninstall spybot..It's persistence as a running thread really slows down a computer without much benefit...

625 axegrinder  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:56:56pm

re: #611 Killian Bundy

I sure hope they get the goods on these guys. I'd hate for them to get away./

626 jaunte  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:57:05pm

re: #611 Killian Bundy

Now the Somalis can question whether the FBI has jurisdiction in the Indian Ocean.

627 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:57:10pm

re: #618 pink freud

Hmm ...I'm almost through the download ...why the suggestion to rename?

the virus may look for that name, but won't "know" to look for any other.

628 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:57:21pm

re: #608 stuiec

[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...]

629 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:57:26pm

re: #592 Slumbering Behemoth

I did not read that particular link in depth, so maybe it's not in there, but I believe Berkowitz claimed that a demon/satan was talking to him through his neighbor's dog. Thus my "it could be worse".

I could be remembering it wrong.

I got that part.

630 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:57:32pm

re: #482 ggt
Oh. My. God. That's the most incredible...gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme and I'll share a little bit.
Honest I will!

631 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:57:41pm

re: #609 redc1c4

he wasn't born: he was inflicted.

You're going to burn in hell for that remark.

/and you'll probably enjoy it

632 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:57:53pm

I wonder if Cousin Fist ever listened to that horrible Smiths song I played for him. He was unaware of the horribleness of Morrisey. Lucky!

633 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:58:08pm
634 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:58:31pm

re: #608 stuiec

It's your first warning, to stop looking at the laptop and pet the cat instead.

If you fail to heed this warning, s/he will soon be curled up on your keyboard.

Actually, he went to the couch to plan a stealth attack.

635 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:58:45pm

We could blast Morrisey songs at the pirates. I would surrender in 20 seconds or less if they did that to me.

636 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:58:50pm

re: #613 Sharmuta

The dinger has pulled you in. It's a bit addicting. Take Alberta Oil Peon, for example. He had his dinger turned off until littleoldlady's birthday Fruitcup, and now I've spotted him a few times handing out more dings. You could say the power of the Dinger compels you.

wait until someone invents a "dinger enhancement" medication... %-)

637 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:02pm

re: #630 realwest

Oh. My. God. That's the most incredible...gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme and I'll share a little bit.
Honest I will!

No young man not till you eats every last bit of your Ham and Lima Beans...:)

638 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:19pm

re: #463 HoosierHoops

{HH}

639 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:19pm

re: #628 VioletTiger

Oh - sorry, didn't see you'd posted it already. Yes, precisely!

640 Edouard  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:39pm

Good evening mis lizard amigos.

641 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:42pm

re: #626 jaunte

Now the Somalis can question whether the FBI has jurisdiction in the Indian Ocean.

They have lawyers.

/these multi-million dollar ransoms don't just negotiate themselves

642 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:45pm

re: #631 Killian Bundy

You're going to burn in hell for that remark.

/and you'll probably enjoy it

hell is other people... i'm already there.

643 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:47pm

re: #563 Iron Fist

My girlfriend is having to do something similar. Her company had been hoping to get through this without layoffs. Last week the word came down from on high, and staff were cut accordingly.

It is a sobering wake-up call (wake up and order a stiff drink...)

Her hard work and extra hours paid off. She wasn't one of the ones let go. What is so frightening about all this is how rapidly everything came down when it crumbled. There was almost no one who expected this, but the CEO of my company would be one of the few who did. He's been warning us for more than a year that things weren't as good as they seemed to be. Not particularly with our company, or even our sector, but the market in general.

Hopefully it will all turnaround, but I'm afraid that I don't see a turn around in the near term. And all this flailing about by Congress and the Obama Administration can't help but make things worse. They are printing money like there was no tomorrow. Perhaps that is the problem.

Maybe there won't be.

It's not the quotas that bug me. We went from a low-pressure environment to a high-pressure in two weeks when the performance pressure came down. The major course change isn't the worst thing. Its the unpaid hours (which shouldn't happen) that really turn my crank. The problem is that I haven't figured out how to do something about that without my boss getting caught in a crossfire he doesn't deserve to be in.

644 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:47pm

re: #624 HoosierHoops

There you go pink...Great tool
But can I say something? You would be advised to uninstall spybot..It's persistence as a running thread really slows down a computer without much benefit...

Now HH, you gotta know how much I trust you to turn loose of my long-held Spybot! Well, here goes, then ...uninstalling spybot also. :-)

And you too, Capitalist ...thanks to both of you.

645 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 9:59:52pm

re: #613 Sharmuta

The dinger has pulled you in. It's a bit addicting. Take Alberta Oil Peon, for example. He had his dinger turned off until littleoldlady's birthday Fruitcup, and now I've spotted him a few times handing out more dings. You could say the power of the Dinger compels you.

Heh! You are very observant, Sharmuta.

I really do try to confine my updings to those who make a really clever or really wise comment, and the down-dings to those who make really nasty or stupid comments, and not simply to those folks with whom I agree or disagree, respectively.

646 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:00:09pm

re: #630 realwest

Oh. My. God. That's the most incredible...gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme, gimme,gimme and I'll share a little bit.
Honest I will!

You have to talk to kiwiviv about the pavlova.

Right now I'm working on Killian's cake.

647 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:00:13pm

re: #639 stuiec

Oh - sorry, didn't see you'd posted it already. Yes, precisely!

GMTA

648 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:00:19pm

re: #579 redc1c4

You have to click that link, bro. You may be pleasantly surprised.

649 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:00:55pm

re: #618 pink freud

Hmm ...I'm almost through the download ...why the suggestion to rename?

because ... there are some really clever bugs out there right now which prevent the .exe's of all major anti- bug ware from operating- you tink you get 'em but you don't- by renaming the .exe- you whack 'em... but then rename it for subsequent use.

650 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:00:55pm

re: #635 Sharmuta

We could blast Morrisey songs at the pirates. I would surrender in 20 seconds or less if they did that to me.

Ozzy at full blast..
There is no defense available

651 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:01:04pm

re: #648 Slumbering Behemoth

You have to click that link, bro. You may be pleasantly surprised.

i already was...

652 Randall Gross  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:01:05pm

Wow, Giraffes with wings, that's almost as bad as the crocoduck...

Time for me to get some sleeps, g'nite all

653 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:01:15pm

re: #627 redc1c4

the virus may look for that name, but won't "know" to look for any other.

/have i mentioned I am blonde?

makes perfect sense, thanks!

654 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:01:25pm
You could say the power of the Dinger compels you.


The dinger made me do it, officer, the dinger made me do it!

655 Ojoe  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:01:39pm

re: #203 holden mcgroyn

A lot of craziness, watch out for anyone with a God-oriented media venue.

656 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:01:46pm

re: #637 Dustyvet

No young man not till you eats every last bit of your Ham and Lima Beans...:)

I always liked the ham 'n lima beans C rats- they had more water in 'em...

657 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:01:56pm

re: #534 jcm

Do you know how to bring up the task manager?

ctrl-alt-del click the task manager button.

In task manager click the process tab.

In the CPU header header click the arrow so the busiest process come to the top.

Tell us what process is the most active.

Now it's System idle. I downloaded a malware removal executable that Hoops sent me so I think this may have helped. before, when I asked for help it was iexplore.exe that was at the top...

658 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:02:00pm

re: #498 countrygurl
Good evening! What's more amazing is that Sharmuta has MUCH higher Karma score than does CHARLES!
That means more people like Sharmuta's comments then they like Charles comments!
Holy Crap!

659 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:02:25pm

re: #654 countrygurl

The dinger made me do it, officer, the dinger made me do it!

just as long as you don't "do" Dirk Dinger...

660 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:02:43pm

re: #656 Capitalist Tool

I always liked the ham 'n lima beans C rats- they had more water in 'em...

We have a winner...:) Ding... And then there was two...:)

661 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:03:01pm

re: #656 Capitalist Tool

I always liked the ham 'n lima beans C rats- they had more water in 'em...

ham and eggs, chopped.

/yum...

662 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:03:28pm

re: #660 Dustyvet

We have a winner...:) Ding... And then there was two sick and twisted preverts...:)

FTFY!

663 So What  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:03:39pm

#646 Killian

Lawyers provided from the ACLU...

664 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:03:39pm

re: #658 realwest

All it means is I talk more. On average, his is much higher.

665 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:03:48pm

re: #634 ggt

Actually, he went to the couch to plan a stealth attack.

When you least expect it...

666 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:04:06pm

re: #662 redc1c4

FTFY!

Thweeepth...:P

667 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:04:07pm

I need to go- I don't like discussing my karma.

668 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:04:09pm

ALBERTA OIL PEON -- I really do try to confine my updings to those who make a really clever or really wise comment, and the down-dings to those who make really nasty or stupid comments, and not simply to those folks with whom I agree or disagree, respectively.

Is this eloquent description the accpeted ding ettiquette?

669 jcm  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:04:30pm

re: #657 LGoPs

Now it's System idle. I downloaded a malware removal executable that Hoops sent me so I think this may have helped. before, when I asked for help it was iexplore.exe that was at the top...

clear the cache.

Under tools IIRC I don't have a windows install running right now, so I can't pull up the menus.

670 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:04:42pm

re: #513 LGoPs Ah, well try clearing your cache internet cookies and history and re-boot.
If that doesn't spead things up, I don't know what it is, but if you have a good anti virus, anti-worm, anti-spyware and anti-male ware programs, run 'em NOW!

671 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:04:50pm

re: #663 So What

#646 Killian

Lawyers provided from the ACLU...

And spokespersons.

Pirate Spokespersons.

672 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:05:04pm

re: #632 Sharmuta

It's one of those things that once you hear it, you will never be the same. Your innocence will be lost forever, and a large part of your soul withers away and dies.

673 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:05:18pm

re: #644 pink freud

Now HH, you gotta know how much I trust you to turn loose of my long-held Spybot! Well, here goes, then ...uninstalling spybot also. :-)

And you too, Capitalist ...thanks to both of you.

You ever have an issue..email me..My nic is blue..

674 Ojoe  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:05:27pm

re: #611 Killian Bundy

Too bad ships don't have yardarms any more from which to hang pirates, perhaps that is the problem, the same as London bridge having no place upon which to fasten pikes for the heads of convicted terrorists.

I retain enough inner barbarian to know this.

Good night all.

675 JohnAdams  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:05:31pm

re: #667 Sharmuta

I need to go- I don't like discussing my karma.

Don't even peek at my karma. That would bring bad karma.

676 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:05:32pm

Here Killian, I'm in a chocolate mood, hope you are too.

Happy Birthday!

677 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:06:04pm

re: #668 countrygurl

ALBERTA OIL PEON -- I really do try to confine my updings to those who make a really clever or really wise comment, and the down-dings to those who make really nasty or stupid comments, and not simply to those folks with whom I agree or disagree, respectively.

Is this eloquent description the accpeted ding ettiquette?

well, it's his... but yeah, i'd guess it was safe to say it *generally* reflects the majority of regular lizards...

/shit: i sound like a freaking lawyer or some other asshole

678 stuiec  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:06:12pm

re: #563 Iron Fist

Two weeks ago my Silicon Valley employer cut staff -- I got caught up in the RIF with about two dozen other folks. Not a happy-making moment, but not a total surprise either.

679 VioletTiger  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:06:16pm

Good night to all. It's already Easter here--got to get to bed, church is early tomorrow.
A wonderful Easter to all those celebrating tomorrow. Don't eat too much chocolate (at least not until I get my share;)

680 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:06:16pm

re: #671 pink freud

And spokespersons.

Pirate Spokespersons.

William Penn and the Price of Pastry

William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts - Hattie and Sophia - who were skilled in the baking arts. One day, "Big Bill" was petitioned by the citizens of his town because the three bakeries in the town had, during the Revolution, raised the price of pies to the point that only the rich could afford them.

Not wanting to challenge the bakeries directly, he turned to his aunts and asked their advice. But when they had heard the story, the two old ladies were so incensed over the situation that they offered to bake 100 pies themselves, and sell them for 2 cents lower that any of the bakeries were charging.

It was a roaring success. Their pies sold out quickly, and very soon they had managed to bring down the price of all kinds of pastry in Philadelphia.

In fact, even to this very day, their acheivements are remembered as the remarkable Pie rates of Penn's aunts.

681 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:06:30pm

re: #633 stuiec

Illustrating the end stage

Thanks for the heads-up. I'm am prepared.

682 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:06:50pm

re: #670 realwest

Ah, well try clearing your cache internet cookies and history and re-boot.
If that doesn't spead things up, I don't know what it is, but if you have a good anti virus, anti-worm, anti-spyware and anti-male ware programs, run 'em NOW!

Wait! Don't run the anti-male ware program! Don't, don't!

Aaaargh! (clutches groin and collapses)

BTW, Happy Birthday, Realwest.

683 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:06:51pm

re: #671 pink freud

And spokespersons.

Pirate Spokespersons.

Press: How are your clients going to plead?

Spokesperson: Arrrgh!

etc...

684 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:06:53pm

re: #661 redc1c4

ham and eggs, chopped.

/yum...

me too. that's where i learned to like tabasco sauce on eggs. Plus it came with a consolation prize like poundcake or canned peaches...
:)

685 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:07:55pm

re: #680 Dustyvet

"BANG!"

686 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:08:03pm

re: #650 HoosierHoops

Ozzy at full blast..
There is no defense available

Of course. There is no known defense against FUCKING AWESOME!

687 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:08:13pm

re: #525 rawmuse
Ah, well then I'd guess you are well versed in the "Troubles".
Do you think they'll ever end?

688 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:08:33pm

re: #680 Dustyvet

:-)

Good evening, Dusty!

689 [deleted]  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:09:32pm
690 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:09:36pm

re: #669 jcm

clear the cache.

ref. #575

691 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:09:58pm

re: #686 Slumbering Behemoth

Of course. There is no known defense against FUCKING AWESOME!

except even better.

692 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:10:25pm

re: #562 Kreuzueber Halbmond

I'm sorry it came across like that. I did leave a sarc tag. I'm not really that mean.

No, you are not mean, and I apologize...I did not see the sarc mark.

693 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:10:44pm

re: #689 Iron Fist

Thing is that Dells usually fail in a repeatable way. This doesn't

tru dat. it just that you can't fix dells with OTS parts: you have to wait for OEM shit.

694 ggt  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:10:46pm

All right, Night Lizards! I've made a decision to get thru my pile of books and audiobooks. That means I'm leaving you for a good Who Dunnit tonite.

weet dreams all!

695 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:10:47pm

re: #650 HoosierHoops

Ozzy at full blast..
There is no defense available

Ozzy Osbourne, you betcha! But how's about...OZZY FUDD!

696 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:10:48pm

re: #649 Capitalist Tool

because ... there are some really clever bugs out there right now which prevent the .exe's of all major anti- bug ware from operating- you tink you get 'em but you don't- by renaming the .exe- you whack 'em... but then rename it for subsequent use.

The new thing is to write to the registry..Which is a simple flat file Database.
New worms convert 0 values in security.xxx entries to a 1.
This blocks antivirus updates because windows thinks..ok..It's cool..I've been updated...wrong!

697 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:11:45pm

re: #687 realwest

At the risk of sounding like a complete heathen, I think that a dose of secularism would do wonders for the Troubles. It is senseless really, much like the long standing grievances of the Middle East. Anti-British sentiments, those will take a long time to die down.

698 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:11:53pm

re: #685 redc1c4

"BANG!"

Missed me, neener, neener, neener...:)

699 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:13:25pm

re: #680 Dustyvet

Wood you have any other examples of free marquetry?

700 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:13:30pm

re: #688 pink freud

:-)

Good evening, Dusty!

Allo Pink Freud...:)

701 countrygurl  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:13:32pm

YIKES! I was having so much fun with ya'll I forgot the time -- it's after 1am here on the right coast and I've gotta go to work in the morning (restaurant) See ya'll later. Thanks for the good time.

702 axegrinder  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:13:43pm

re: #680 Dustyvet

William Penn and the Price of Pastry

William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts - Hattie and Sophia - who were skilled in the baking arts. One day, "Big Bill" was petitioned by the citizens of his town because the three bakeries in the town had, during the Revolution, raised the price of pies to the point that only the rich could afford them.

Not wanting to challenge the bakeries directly, he turned to his aunts and asked their advice. But when they had heard the story, the two old ladies were so incensed over the situation that they offered to bake 100 pies themselves, and sell them for 2 cents lower that any of the bakeries were charging.

It was a roaring success. Their pies sold out quickly, and very soon they had managed to bring down the price of all kinds of pastry in Philadelphia.

In fact, even to this very day, their acheivements are remembered as the remarkable Pie rates of Penn's aunts.

And suddenly I have the urge to put on silver buckled slippers and sing and dance...

703 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:14:18pm

re: #699 Capitalist Tool

Wood you have any other examples of free marquetry?

It's Harvest Sunday at a small village church in rural England, and the vicar is organising his annual harvest service, where people bring their home-grown plants and vegetables to the service.
But this year is different. The local village cricket team has just won their league, and the village is in celebratory mood, so the vicar decides to do something special - he will combine the normal harvest service with a cricket theme.
The day of the service arrives, and the church is filled with flowers. People are bringing in their offerings of vegetables, and in the middle of the display is a cricket wicket; a strip of turf with a set of wooden stumps at each end, and people are laying their offerings on the wicket.
Everything is going fine, until one lady comes up to the front of the church, and places a bag of frozen peas among the other vegetables, but she is stopped by the vicar, so she returns to her seat, still clutching her peas.
"What happened?" asked the lady she's sitting next to.
She shrugs her shoulders, and says:
"There's no peas for the wicket."

704 [deleted]  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:15:24pm
705 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:17:43pm

re: #704 Iron Fist

That's a hard one, that's for sure. You have to be happy you still have a job, but if you are working so many hours to earn you paycheck that it works out to be minimum wage, it hardly seems fair. I don't know what I'd do if I lost my job. I suggested to my girlfriend that if she would drive the get-away car, I'd go into the bank...

(JOKE, people :-)

errrm... your girlfriend is a woman driver

706 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:18:20pm

re: #583 Alberta Oil Peon
Well

Most of those thugs couldn't give you a cogent explanation of the doctrinal differences between Catholicism and Protestantism to save their life. It's a tribal dispute. And both gangs of thugs live off the proceeds of crime, mostly crimes perpetrated against their own people.

Well-off, and well-educated Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland get along just fine.

thank you for that. But I do have to wonder about those Older Gentlemen of the Cloth - the Priest (who's name I've forgotten and the Minister Paisley) - why do they feed that hatred and tribal atmosphere. Oh wait - I'll bet they get money for doing that, right?!

707 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:19:23pm

re: #610 Dustyvet

Awww, (Nana)...:)

Are you allowed to be up this late? ;)

708 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:19:51pm

re: #706 realwest

Well

thank you for that. But I do have to wonder about those Older Gentlemen of the Cloth - the Priest (who's name I've forgotten and the Minister Paisley) - why do they feed that hatred and tribal atmosphere. Oh wait - I'll bet they get money for doing that, right?!

Yes. Money, and power. Addictive they are.

709 hazzyday  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:20:00pm

The whole article was an interesting read. From my perspective both have errors. I understand Rick Warren and evolution. At one time he did believe in evolution. He says he let well minded people talk him out of it. YECism is a contrary emotional tact just like that which Warren attributes to Harris's belief in an emotional angry atheism. Warren is no different here. Yet he doesn't see it that way. We see plenty of emotionally angry yec'rs.

The ancient Greek myths can be interpreted as how the Greeks explained God. Then they evolved into next things. They can be perfectly valid.

Reincarnation and Heaven incompatible? I would doubt that. When I read the Bible I see it mentioned. At least how I interpret the sins of the father and the sins of the son.

Harris thinks he can be one with the universe in meditation? From my view that is God. He's not really an atheist if he believes that.

As spirituality evolves, evolution mirrors it. That's the intelligent design, not the DI ID stuff. Religions become less personified in an earth centric view. God has all qualities which contain male and female in equal proportions. Genesis is not literal, but represents the time when the animal became man and woman and realized their relationship to GoD. If we create for ourselves, it is less then if we create for God. That is only the real personal proof of God that exists. You compare yourself to Adam and Eve or Christ. You learn to choose not to sin, but also realize that is the nature of thought.

Disease, Sin, Death, misery are all the human task to be motivated to become closer to God. People who interpret these things as personal intervention by God or God purposely and personally ignoring them are in error. Both of them seemed to have an agreeable perspective on this.

I believe it's in Luke that not all who worship will go to heaven and some who disbelieve will.

99.999999 percent of people won't believe the above. So take it with a grain of salt.

710 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:20:06pm

re: #587 JohnAdams
Why thank you. I think! LOL!

711 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:20:08pm

re: #691 redc1c4

Not sure about "better", but that is pretty damn awesome.

712 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:20:34pm

So I told the Doc... I either need Viagara or Prozec.
Either one would do...

713 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:21:06pm

re: #710 realwest

Why thank you. I think! LOL!

Did you have a wonderful birthday?

714 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:21:16pm

re: #707 NY Nana

Are you allowed to be up this late? ;)

Ummm, Mum and Dad went to Chicago for the night...:)

715 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:21:39pm

re: #714 Dustyvet

Ummm, Mum and Dad went to Chicago for the night...:)

riiight

716 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:23:29pm

re: #593 Dustyvet
Name seems vaugley familiar, but I really can't place it Dusty. Don't forget though that I've been "away" from veteran's affairs -except for keeping tabs on the VA from time to time, for probably 15 years or so now.
Who is he?

717 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:23:29pm

re: #611 Killian Bundy

FBI Begins Building Criminal Case Against Somali Pirates


/thank God these people weren't around in WWII, Iwo Jima, crime scene

Now that you mention it...

My dad was hit by shrapnel from a mortar on Iwo. He lost some hearing (he was a musician), had shrapnel embedded very near his spine, and had craters all over his back. Too bad he's been gone a while; maybe he could have sued the Japanese in civil court (after they did time in the county lockup, I mean).

718 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:24:31pm

re: #714 Dustyvet

Ummm, Mum and Dad went to Chicago for the night...:)

Oh, oh! And you don't have a baby sitter looking after you? Make sure the doors are locked, please. ;)

719 Zimriel  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:24:48pm

Somewhat on topic, if I may, I offer my heartfelt congratulations to all those who received baptism, confirmation and/or first communion on this Easter Sunday. God bless and keep you in your new life in Christ.

720 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:24:49pm

re: #701 countrygurl

Anatomically speaking, you are really on the left coast. :)

721 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:25:17pm

re: #717 capitalist piglet

I recently watched a program about that battle.
Good Lord, it went on for weeks.
Soldiers on both sides went mad.
God bless your old man.

722 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:25:37pm

Heya realwest, I was reading up on some old threads and noticed you mention your a Carolinian, I had no idea, just assumed you were out west (what gave me that idea?;) ). Where are you at in the Carolinas if you don't mind my asking?

Raleigh, NC here.

723 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:25:37pm

re: #704 Iron Fist

That's a hard one, that's for sure. You have to be happy you still have a job, but if you are working so many hours to earn you paycheck that it works out to be minimum wage, it hardly seems fair. I don't know what I'd do if I lost my job. I suggested to my girlfriend that if she would drive the get-away car, I'd go into the bank...

(JOKE, people :-)

It's not that bad. Its not that many hours, but I'm an hourly employee (I get commissions as well and they are quite good) and so working hours that I'm not getting paid for rankles. Still, its what I have to do, and making quota is key to keeping my house.

724 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:26:06pm

Blue Horseshoe loves DMND.

/your mileage may vary, do your own research, and always stop loss at 7%

725 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:26:20pm

Since there was some talk of pirates and letters of marque earlier, here's a very appropriate song, performed by the late Stan Rogers.

726 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:26:25pm

I'm tired. Good night all.

727 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:27:57pm

re: #716 realwest

Name seems vaugley familiar, but I really can't place it Dusty. Don't forget though that I've been "away" from veteran's affairs -except for keeping tabs on the VA from time to time, for probably 15 years or so now.
Who is he?

I'll send you an email, he's a got a different spin on that VA story.

728 rhino2  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:28:11pm

re: #726 Dark_Falcon

Sleep well, DF.

729 rawmuse  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:29:52pm

Out of here, Lizards!
See you on Monday.

730 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:29:56pm

re: #698 Dustyvet

Missed me, neener, neener, neener...:)

that was the dispersal charge on the FAE...

/got SPF?

(witticism delayed by FF3 crash & terminal reboot)

731 HoosierHoops  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:30:30pm

re: #729 rawmuse

Out of here, Lizards!
See you on Monday.

weet dreams

732 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:31:55pm

Well folks ...fox has it up ...the new dog is named Bo

Coincidence?

/narcissism knows no bounds

733 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:32:33pm

re: #731 HoosierHoops

'Nite HH ...try not to fret too much, sleep well.

See you on the morrow.

734 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:32:39pm

re: #662 redc1c4
Amen to that one. Damn, Vietnamese kids who were STARVING would get them thrown to 'em by guys on truck convoys and throw 'em right back! LOL! - true, that!

735 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:32:55pm

re: #721 rawmuse

I recently watched a program about that battle.
Good Lord, it went on for weeks.
Soldiers on both sides went mad.
God bless your old man.

Thank you very much. My dad was a great man.

He was one of those who could talk about the experience (not all of them could, as you know), so I grew up with an awareness of how bad it was. He said he saw guys just stand straight up and start walking with their eyes glazed over. They just lost their minds.

736 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:32:58pm

re: #711 Slumbering Behemoth

Not sure about "better", but that is pretty damn awesome.

the man could play... look up his other things: you won't be disappointed.

737 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:33:21pm

re: #730 redc1c4

that was the dispersal charge on the FAE...

/got SPF?

(witticism delayed by FF3 crash & terminal reboot)

Oh want get rough eh...getting out M-109 Voo-Doo..Doll...:)

738 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:33:27pm
HARRIS: I’m doing my Ph.D. in neuroscience; I’m very close to the literature on evolutionary biology. And the basic point is that evolution by natural selection is random genetic mutation over millions of years in the context of environmental pressure that selects for fitness.

WARREN: Who’s doing the selecting?

HARRIS: The environment. You don’t have to invoke an intelligent designer to explain the complexity we see.

Warren obviously has no idea what evolution even is. He's a complete moron, at least when it comes to science.

Why in the world does anyone give even the slightest credence to the scientific "opinions" of people who have no grasp on science?

Imagine this scenario:

---

Interviewer: So, zombie, tell me: When the hockey guy with the long stick skates backwards over the blue line, can the other hockey guy with the puck skate forward over the red line?

zombie: Uh, I don't even know the first thing about hockey. I've never watched a game, and I know absolutely nothing about the rules. However, having said that, I declare: The blue line and the red line are painted sideways on the ice! The should go the other way around!

Interviewer: You mean to say that hockey, as we currently know it, is a hoax?

zombie: Yes it is, Bill -- most definitely a hoax. The lines are all wrong, the puck should be shaped like a starfish, and the whole thing is far too cold. It is the devil's game! In fact, it's not a game at all, Bill: it is a ritual invocation of Satan.

Interviewer: And you say all this, knowing absolutely nothing about hockey, by your own admission.

zombie: Yes. In fact it is because my mind has not been contaminated with the propaganda about the supposed "rules" of this satanic ritual that I can now see clearly the truth of the matter.

Interviewer: So there you have it folks: A definitive condemnation of hockey, from someone whose opinion is important!

---

That's basically what an interview with any creationist is like.

739 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:33:34pm

re: #733 pink freud

(and that is the last post I will make about the dog, for pete's sake)

740 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:33:46pm

re: #732 pink freud

Well folks ...fox has it up ...the new dog is named Bo

Coincidence?

/narcissism knows no bounds

Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.

741 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:33:52pm

re: #714 Dustyvet

Ummm, Mum and Dad went to Chicago for the night...:)

it was dark, and they were wearing sunglasses, right?

742 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:34:42pm

re: #741 redc1c4

it was dark, and they were wearing sunglasses, right?

Yeah...:)

743 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:35:07pm

re: #682 Alberta Oil Peon
Mal ware program. Shit.
Thanks Alberta Oil Peon!
Thanks a lot.

744 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:35:24pm

re: #738 zombie

Warren obviously has no idea what evolution even is. He's a complete moron, at least when it comes to science.

Why in the world does anyone give even the slightest credence to the scientific "opinions" of people who have no grasp on science?

Imagine this scenario:

---

Interviewer: So, zombie, tell me: When the hockey guy with the long stick skates backwards over the blue line, can the other hockey guy with the puck skate forward over the red line?

zombie: Uh, I don't even know the first thing about hockey. I've never watched a game, and I know absolutely nothing about the rules. However, having said that, I declare: The blue line and the red line are painted sideways on the ice! The should go the other way around!

Interviewer: You mean to say that hockey, as we currently know it, is a hoax?

zombie: Yes it is, Bill -- most definitely a hoax. The lines are all wrong, the puck should be shaped like a starfish, and the whole thing is far too cold. It is the devil's game! In fact, it's not a game at all, Bill: it is a ritual invocation of Satan.

Interviewer: And you say all this, knowing absolutely nothing about hockey, by your own admission.

zombie: Yes. In fact it is because my mind has not been contaminated with the propaganda about the supposed "rules" of this satanic ritual that I can now see clearly the truth of the matter.

Interviewer: So there you have it folks: A definitive condemnation of hockey, from someone whose opinion is important!

---

That's basically what an interview with any creationist is like.

Updinged for humor. Not to mention, truth.

745 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:35:41pm

re: #732 pink freud

Well folks ...fox has it up ...the new dog is named Bo

Coincidence?

/narcissism knows no bounds

Who else had a dog named Bo? I could offer a guess, but...

746 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:36:11pm

re: #736 redc1c4

Duly noted and bookmarked. Liking it very much so far.

747 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:36:34pm

re: #737 Dustyvet

Oh want get rough eh...getting out M-109 Voo-Doo..Doll...:)


and then you'll just be in deep Voo Doo...

/F101

748 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:36:37pm

re: #745 capitalist piglet

Who else had a dog named Bo? I could offer a guess, but...

Barack Obama. His initials.

749 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:37:03pm

re: #738 zombie

LET'S GO RED WINGS!

750 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:37:12pm

re: #725 Alberta Oil Peon

Since there was some talk of pirates and letters of marque earlier, here's a very appropriate song, performed by the late Stan Rogers.

Thanks so much for that!
Arrrgh

751 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:37:21pm

re: #745 capitalist piglet

Who else had a dog named Bo? I could offer a guess, but...

"Me and You and a Dog Named Boo?"

Old pop song from the '70s.

752 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:37:24pm

re: #748 pink freud

OTOH, maybe it's just me?

753 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:37:31pm

re: #697 rawmuse
That doesn't make you sound like a complete heathen
to me; actually makes pretty good sense.

754 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:37:55pm

re: #732 pink freud

I feel sorry for the dog. Did it mention that the dog is of the same lineage, or something like that, as the Kennedys?

I have never owned a dog or cat, but I really would feel much better if they had gotten the dog from a pound or shelter, and also had had the dog ready for the 2 daughters when they moved into the White House. It was cruel to make them wait like this.

755 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:38:24pm

re: #738 zombie

Warren obviously has no idea what evolution even is. He's a complete moron, at least when it comes to science.

Why in the world does anyone give even the slightest credence to the scientific "opinions" of people who have no grasp on science?

Imagine this scenario:

---

Interviewer: So, zombie, tell me: When the hockey guy with the long stick skates backwards over the blue line, can the other hockey guy with the puck skate forward over the red line?

zombie: Uh, I don't even know the first thing about hockey. I've never watched a game, and I know absolutely nothing about the rules. However, having said that, I declare: The blue line and the red line are painted sideways on the ice! The should go the other way around!

Interviewer: You mean to say that hockey, as we currently know it, is a hoax?

zombie: Yes it is, Bill -- most definitely a hoax. The lines are all wrong, the puck should be shaped like a starfish, and the whole thing is far too cold. It is the devil's game! In fact, it's not a game at all, Bill: it is a ritual invocation of Satan.

Interviewer: And you say all this, knowing absolutely nothing about hockey, by your own admission.

zombie: Yes. In fact it is because my mind has not been contaminated with the propaganda about the supposed "rules" of this satanic ritual that I can now see clearly the truth of the matter.

Interviewer: So there you have it folks: A definitive condemnation of hockey, from someone whose opinion is important!

---

That's basically what an interview with any creationist is like.

well, that's just icing on the cake...

/frosts me that i didn't think of that analogy

756 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:38:45pm

re: #751 Alberta Oil Peon

Remember it like yesterday ... :-)

757 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:38:51pm

re: #751 Alberta Oil Peon

I prefer the parody: "Me and Youse and a Dog named Booze"...

758 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:38:55pm

Happy Easter!
The troparion of the Easter


/Yes, I know is Greek Orthodox. Quit yer bitchin'

759 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:39:15pm

re: #754 NY Nana

Mary Jo Kopechne was still unavailable for comment.

760 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:39:58pm

re: #748 pink freud

Barack Obama. His initials.

Oh, good grief.

761 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:40:47pm

re: #759 Macker

I cannot ever forget that.

762 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:41:04pm

re: #713 HoosierHoops
Yep Hoops I did indeed have a wonderful birthday! Thank you for asking!

763 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:41:20pm

re: #751 Alberta Oil Peon

"Me and You and a Dog Named Boo?"

Old pop song from the '70s.

I thought she was going to say it was the name of Abraham Lincoln's dog, or MLK's - something like that.

764 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:41:25pm

Nytol.

Out.

765 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:41:57pm

re: #754 NY Nana

I feel sorry for the dog. Did it mention that the dog is of the same lineage, or something like that, as the Kennedys?

I have never owned a dog or cat, but I really would feel much better if they had gotten the dog from a pound or shelter, and also had had the dog ready for the 2 daughters when they moved into the White House. It was cruel to make them wait like this.

I am much better off not going off on my "WH dog rant". It's scripted, like every fucking thing else these people do ...for maximum impact. It is from the same lineage as Kennedy's dog. A "rehome" they are saying. (To keep it all nice and politically correct ...and within the bounds of the 'gift' rules.)

Someone bought the dog and returned it to the kennel. Now it is being 'rehomed'.

/and now I have violated my no-talk declaration

766 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:42:46pm

re: #722 rhino2Ah, suburb of Charlotte here!

767 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:43:11pm

re: #754 NY Nana

I feel sorry for the dog. Did it mention that the dog is of the same lineage, or something like that, as the Kennedys?

I have never owned a dog or cat, but I really would feel much better if they had gotten the dog from a pound or shelter, and also had had the dog ready for the 2 daughters when they moved into the White House. It was cruel to make them wait like this.

cruel is their default setting: everything they do is calculated. there isn't a spark of compassion, spirit or humanity in either of them.

768 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:43:20pm

re: #752 pink freud

OTOH, maybe it's just me?

I don't think so. I mean, there are endless choices.

769 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:43:45pm

re: #765 pink freud

I am much better off not going off on my "WH dog rant". It's scripted, like every fucking thing else these people do ...for maximum impact. It is from the same lineage as Kennedy's dog. A "rehome" they are saying. (To keep it all nice and politically correct ...and within the bounds of the 'gift' rules.)

Someone bought the dog and returned it to the kennel. Now it is being 'rehomed'.

/and now I have violated my no-talk declaration

Sounds like all the car dealers that sell "pre-owned" cars.

Folks, the Obamas got a used dog. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

770 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:44:10pm

re: #765 pink freud

I am much better off not going off on my "WH dog rant". It's scripted, like every fucking thing else these people do ...for maximum impact. It is from the same lineage as Kennedy's dog. A "rehome" they are saying. (To keep it all nice and politically correct ...and within the bounds of the 'gift' rules.)

Someone bought the dog and returned it to the kennel. Now it is being 'rehomed'.

/and now I have violated my no-talk declaration

I wonder if it's going to get paper trained on the Washington Post...:)

771 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:45:27pm

re: #751 Alberta Oil Peon

"Me and You and a Dog Named Boo?".

/you're going to burn in hell for that

772 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:45:39pm

re: #760 capitalist piglet

Oh, good grief.

Is it just me?

773 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:45:54pm

re: #769 Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like all the car dealers that sell "pre-owned" cars.

Folks, the Obamas got a used dog. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

and now the poor dog is going to get used again.

i'm sorry, but ear leader and his bitchy thing wife are scum for treating an animal this way.

774 axegrinder  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:46:07pm

re: #761 NY Nana

I cannot ever forget that.

If it wasn't for Taranto I would never have know about it. I've only heard it mentioned as 'Chappaquiddick' with no explanation until he explained it. Frequently.

775 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:46:16pm

re: #764 Capitalist Tool

'Nite CT! sleep well

776 solomonpanting  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:46:17pm

Foreign Correspondent (1940)

A New York crime reporter exposes a Nazi spy ring fronted by a peace organization.

A modern version of this movie could be made by substituting communist for Nazi.

777 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:47:10pm

re: #769 Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like all the car dealers that sell "pre-owned" cars.

Folks, the Obamas got a used dog. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Good point. Our family had a used dog for almost twenty years. We couldn't undo what was done to him by his previous owner, so we loved that dog anyway.
Mom couldn't stand the name, so she would talk to him using the names "Token" or "Tokie." Only when she got really pissed off at that dog, would she call him by his true name.

TOKE. Man, I miss that ol' mutt!

778 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:47:14pm

re: #769 Alberta Oil Peon

Sounds like all the car dealers that sell "pre-owned" cars.

Folks, the Obamas got a used dog. (not that there is anything wrong with that)

"Re-homed" is tres chic, doncha know?

779 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:47:31pm

re: #771 Killian Bundy

Why, 'cause it was the karaoke version?

780 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:47:58pm

re: #772 pink freud

Is it just me?

No, see #768.

"Me, me, all the time, me. Everything, all the time, me."

781 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:49:27pm

Sorry for cussing, Nana ...but I think I handled myself admirably, considering the topic. :-)

782 Dustyvet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:49:33pm

Hostage Standoff: Pirates Repel Sailors Attempting To Reach Captain Phillips


[Link: mypetjawa.mu.nu...]


DAMN!

783 realwest  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:49:33pm

Well you all I gotta get some sleep now! Thanks to all who wished me a Happy Birthday and especially those that offered me all sorts of goodies to eat!
:)
But I gotta go to bed now. I hope you all have a great evening/early morning and that I get to see you all down the road.

Good Night, all.

784 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:49:36pm

re: #773 redc1c4

and now the poor dog is going to get used again.

i'm sorry, but ear leader and his bitchy thing wife are scum for treating an animal this way.

Red, I agree that this whole dog adoption scenario is being scripted, and that the poor dog is simply being used as a prop. Hopefully, the girls really will take a shine to the pup, and give it the love it deserves.

My remark about accepting "used" dogs was more that it's a good thing to adopt a shelter animal, rather than hold out for a "designer dog."

785 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:50:31pm

re: #771 Killian Bundy

Killian, this is just for you. Happy Birthday!

786 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:50:42pm

re: #785 pink freud

787 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:50:56pm

re: #780 capitalist piglet

No, see #768.

"Me, me, all the time, me. Everything, all the time, me."

By the way, P/F, that's something someone I know always says as a joke, and I was using it toward Obama...it wasn't because you used the word "me" in your post. I'm sure you knew that, but I just wanted to be clear.

788 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:51:09pm

re: #779 Macker

Why, 'cause it was the karaoke version?

Karaoke version? No.

/and you're going to burn in hell for that

789 [deleted]  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:51:28pm
790 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:52:05pm

re: #771 Killian Bundy

[Video]

/you're going to burn in hell for that

Was that dancing -- or the Thorazine Shuffle?

Notice how the band "Middle of the Road" was #1 on the charts at the moment that video was made. Middle of the Road! One of my favorites. Totally forgotten now except for culture vultures like me:

Middle Of The Road doing Chirpy chirpy Cheep Cheep:

791 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:52:08pm

re: #765 pink freud

I am much better off not going off on my "WH dog rant". It's scripted, like every fucking thing else these people do ...for maximum impact. It is from the same lineage as Kennedy's dog. A "rehome" they are saying. (To keep it all nice and politically correct ...and within the bounds of the 'gift' rules.)

Someone bought the dog and returned it to the kennel. Now it is being 'rehomed'.

/and now I have violated my no-talk declaration

I thought that I had seen something like that, and at least your 'rant' is reasoned and calm compared to what I would say.

I always thought that children came first. They are not to be used as a shield, damn it. And I have a very sad feeling that the Obamas will do exactly what the Billaries did to their pets...while I will bet that President and Mrs.Bush have their 2 dogs with them, and really do care about and for them.

Hussein and Michelle only think of themselves, and I very much doubt they will be more than 'decorations' for film shoots. They are truly self-absorbed narcissists.

At least Carter the Jew hater kept his daughter, Amy, out of the limelight, the only good thing he has ever done in his life.

792 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:52:12pm

re: #783 realwest

Nite real, sleep well

793 lostlakehiker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:54:42pm

Rick Warren for president? And he has been a community organizer for how long now? Do we really need amateur hour at the white house, verse 2?

The shoemaker should stick to his last. Rick Warren has written a fine book in "purpose driven life". Part of being purposive is setting a course and steering it. Rick should not get sidetracked into pursuing a vanity presidential nomination bid. He wouldn't get anywhere with it, and if by some quirk of fate he did, he'd be blown out in the general election.

794 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:54:45pm

re: #787 capitalist piglet

By the way, P/F, that's something someone I know always says as a joke, and I was using it toward Obama...it wasn't because you used the word "me" in your post. I'm sure you knew that, but I just wanted to be clear.

You're one 'a my favorites, piglet, I attribute no ill will ever to your posts! You're a doll. :-)

/the boots had a lot to do with it, maybe?

795 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:54:55pm

re: #790 zombie

Middle Of The Road doing Chirpy chirpy Cheep Cheep

You know you're going to burn in hell for posting that.

/damn, we're going to need a bigger fire

796 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:55:39pm

re: #784 Alberta Oil Peon

Red, I agree that this whole dog adoption scenario is being scripted, and that the poor dog is simply being used as a prop. Hopefully, the girls really will take a shine to the pup, and give it the love it deserves.

My remark about accepting "used" dogs was more that it's a good thing to adopt a shelter animal, rather than hold out for a "designer dog."

i somehow doubt the girls will ever be allowed anywhere near the dog, but maybe i'm just really cynical. it's just that the parents seem very controlling of all aspects in their lives, and having a pet causes events that they can't plan.

we (my 6 and i) love animals. one of our two children is a rescue, and the only reason we don't have a dog is that anything we might get would chase off all the other animals we feed/shelter in the yard already.

797 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:56:02pm

re: #20 _RememberTonyC

kooks to the left of me, preachers to the right, here I am stck in the middle with Joos.

Just like James Joyce--you have left the Society of Jesus for the society of Jewses.

798 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:56:17pm

re: #767 redc1c4

cruel is their default setting: everything they do is calculated. there isn't a spark of compassion, spirit or humanity in either of them.

Wow! You have them nailed. Her eyes actually scare me, as they are so cruel and hard. And their daughters will suffer for it. I hope their maternal Grandmother, who they brought to the White House will take good care of them, but she is the same mother who brought up Michelle, the cold-eyed bitch.

799 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:56:39pm

re: #789 Iron Fist

Iron, if you knew half of what our children are taught in public schools ...it would make your blood boil. It started in the eighties and has flourished almost undetected.

800 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:57:06pm

re: #788 Killian Bundy

Wow, seems like you're sending a lot of people to Burn in Hell for that...

/

801 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:58:21pm

/see you in hell

802 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:58:25pm

re: #791 NY Nana

I would guess that those children have already been warped, it's inevitable.

803 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:58:54pm

re: #790 zombie

Zombie, you seem to be really plugged in to some pop music arcana. Have you ever heard of a band from Vancouver, B.C. called "High Flying Bird"? I think they actually waxed one single back around '68 or '69.

The band went extinct when their van met a locomotive at a level crossing on the Trans Canada Highway near Chilliwack. One of the members was a boyhood friend of mine.

804 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:59:03pm

re: #798 NY Nana

Sometimes I wonder if Michelle will let loose a profanity-laden tirade against this country when we least expect her to.
Oh wait a minute, she already has: الرئيس أوباما!

805 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:59:43pm

re: #795 Killian Bundy

You know you're going to burn in hell for posting that.

/damn, we're going to need a bigger fire

Well, since I'm doomed forever anyway, might as well "go the full Soley" Hell-wise:

Middle of the Road's even bigger anthem: Soley Soley:

Bring on the flames, baby!

806 axegrinder  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 10:59:50pm

re: #789 Iron Fist

It's my belief they were raised in security and safety and have never had to fight for survival or worry about their next meal or their baby's next meal. They are spoiled basically and believe that peace and love can be achieved through pacifist ways. Some political leaders use these useful idiots to advance their careers. Some of these leaders know the truth but don't care; they just want power and wealth and to Hell with everyone else.

807 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:00:45pm

re: #800 Macker

Wow, seems like you're sending a lot of people to Burn in Hell for that...

/

he's looking for company...

808 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:00:59pm

re: #797 SanFranciscoZionist

Good evening, SFZ! Nice to see you up so late. Hang in there, media mail is slow. :-) 6 days so far.

809 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:01:46pm

re: #801 Killian Bundy

[Video]

/see you in hell

Rather than going to hell for that, you're going to upding heaven!

Saccharine bubblegum power pop is what makes the world go 'round!

810 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:02:03pm

re: #805 zombie

You sure you aren't aging yourself?

811 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:03:03pm

re: #805 zombie

Middle of the Road's even bigger anthem: Soley Soley

Bring on the flames, baby!

Saved by YouTube embedding rules.

/back when groovy was a word

812 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:03:06pm

re: #798 NY Nana

You are still up? I am just checking in here for the late shift.

I don't think those sweet little girls will ever get their dog.

813 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:03:11pm

re: #771 Killian Bundy

I forgot to wish you a very happy birthday, and many, many more!

814 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:03:19pm

re: #790 zombie

Heh. That must have been before the Milli Vanilli Era of lip syncing.

815 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:04:41pm

re: #804 Macker

Ha! What I could say to her in Yiddish? [Deleted]. Those poor little girls, and the dog, too.

816 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:06:22pm

re: #809 zombie

Rather than going to hell for that, you're going to upding heaven!

Saccharine bubblegum power pop is what makes the world go 'round!

then this should shorten the rotation period...

817 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:06:34pm

re: #812 Pvt Bin Jammin

Not me, it is my sockpuppet, who stole my password! ;)

Seriously, I just am furious that they are being used like this. I think of it as a form of child abuse.

818 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:07:00pm

re: #803 Alberta Oil Peon

Zombie, you seem to be really plugged in to some pop music arcana. Have you ever heard of a band from Vancouver, B.C. called "High Flying Bird"? I think they actually waxed one single back around '68 or '69.

The band went extinct when their van met a locomotive at a level crossing on the Trans Canada Highway near Chilliwack. One of the members was a boyhood friend of mine.

High Flying Bird:

"High Flying Bird
Vancouver, British Columbia
1969 - 1973

Members

Shawn Byrne ~ Drums
Barry Cartwright ~ Drums
Charlie Bill Knowles ~ Bass
Peter McLean ~ Keyboards, Vocals
Rick McPhee ~ Vocals
Brent Shindell ~ Guitar, Vocals

The band was together from 1969 to 1973 and released two singles but no albums. They did alot of warm up spots back then for groups such as Jethro Tull, Ten Years After, Fleetwood Mac, Steve Miller and a western tour with Willy Dixon. The band had two drummers (at different times) the first was Barry Cartwright and then Shawn Byrne joined after Barry left. The band then became a four piece with Peter McLean on keyboards /vocals, Brent Shindell Guitar/Vocals, Charlie Bill Knowles, Bass and Shawn Byrne, Drums. Earlier on the band had a singer by the name of Rick McPhee."

Which one did you know?

819 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:07:27pm

re: #805 zombie

You want '70s chick singers? How about The Poppy Family.

820 Kulhwch  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:08:20pm
How would the ideal world work, in the Sam Harris view?

HARRIS: Right now, we have to change the rules to talk about God and spiritual experience and ethics. And I'm denying that that is so. You can have your spirituality. You can go into a cave and practice meditation and transform yourself, and then we can talk about why that happened and how it could be replicated. We may even want, for perfectly rational reasons, to say we want a Sabbath in this country, a genuine Sabbath. Let's realize that there's a power in contemplating the mystery of the universe, and in reminding yourself how much you love the people closest to you, and how much more you could love the people you haven't met yet. There is nothing you have to believe on insufficient evidence in order to talk about that possibility.

WARREN: Sam, do you believe human beings have a spirit?

HARRIS: There are many reasons not to believe in a naive conception of a soul that kind of floats off the brain at death and goes somewhere else. But I do not know.

WARREN: Can you have spirituality without a spirit?

HARRIS: You can feel yourself to be one with the universe.

WARREN: OK, then why can't you just take the next step? Because right now you're talking in extremely nonrational terms.

HARRIS: There's nothing irrational about it. You can close your eyes in meditation and lose the sense of your physical body, totally. Many people draw from that the metaphysical conclusion that "I'm just spirit, and I can transcend the body." That's not the only conclusion you have to draw from that experience, and I don't think it's the best conclusion.

WARREN: You're more spiritual than you think. You just don't want a boss. You don't want a God who tells you what to do.

HARRIS: I don't want to pretend to be certain about anything I'm not certain about.

Rick, last thoughts?

WARREN: I believe in both faith and reason. The more we learn about God, the more we understand how magnificent this universe is. There is no contradiction to it. When I look at history, I would disagree with Sam: Christianity has done far more good than bad. Altruism comes out of knowing there is more than this life, that there is a sovereign God, that I am not God. We're both betting. He's betting his life that he's right. I'm betting my life that Jesus was not a liar. When we die, if he's right, I've lost nothing. If I'm right, he's lost everything. I'm not willing to make that gamble.

Ah, Pascal's Waffle ... nice to see it trotted out occassionally, as moth-eaten and threadbare as any ...

}:)     [ .., the last refuge of a non-reasoning scoundrel.]

821 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:08:22pm

re: #815 NY Nana

That was Arabic.

822 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:09:31pm

re: #810 Macker

You sure you aren't aging yourself?

Hell, I didn't experience any of this music personally when it first came out; I just like old music!
On other threads, I have been known to talk about ska and rock steady (1964-67); and elsewhere about bebop and postwar jazz (1945-55). Last week me and buzzsawmonkey were reminiscing about the Boswell Sisters (1930).

I pine for eras that preceded me.

823 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:10:05pm

re: #812 Pvt Bin Jammin


I don't think those sweet little girls will ever get their dog.

Whoops! I forgot to mention that the dog will be on exhibition on the White House lawn today or Monday...can't remember and am too tired to look!

I wonder if the dog would have an urge to bite Michelle?

824 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:10:25pm

a little something for all my beloved LNDT lizards...

/white smoke

825 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:11:06pm

re: #822 zombie

Hell, I didn't experience any of this music personally when it first came out; I just like old music!
On other threads, I have been known to talk about ska and rock steady (1964-67); and elsewhere about bebop and postwar jazz (1945-55). Last week me and buzzsawmonkey were reminiscing about the Boswell Sisters (1930).

I pine for eras that preceded me.

ska rocks!... (steady %-)

826 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:11:09pm

re: #813 NY Nana

I forgot to wish you a very happy birthday, and many, many more!

Singing rodents, thanks. Many more birthdays to you and yours too.

/don't mess with Texas children

827 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:11:41pm

re: #817 NY Nana

Not me, it is my sockpuppet, who stole my password! ;)

Seriously, I just am furious that they are being used like this. I think of it as a form of child abuse.

I know what you mean. Puppies can be a big hassle but surely, if they can't handle it, they could afford to bring in some kind of professional dog handler to help them out. I wonder what the excuses are.

828 LGoPs  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:11:43pm

re: #537 HoosierHoops

Hoops, thanks for your help. I downloaded Malware and everything works smoother now. Also cleared all my internet files.

Also thanks to all the other lizards who offered help:
JCM, PinkFreud, Capitalist Tool, Realwest, Violet Tiger

:)

829 redc1c4  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:12:25pm

re: #823 NY Nana

Whoops! I forgot to mention that the dog will be on exhibition on the White House lawn today or Monday...can't remember and am too tired to look!

I wonder if the dog would have an urge to bite Michelle?

she will have the Secret Service shoot the dog for digging in her garden...

(does anyone even begin to believe that the princess would ever dig into the soil with her bare hands?)

830 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:13:34pm

re: #818 zombie

High Flying Bird:

"High Flying Bird
Vancouver, British Columbia
1969 - 1973

Members

Shawn Byrne ~ Drums
Barry Cartwright ~ Drums
Charlie Bill Knowles ~ Bass
Peter McLean ~ Keyboards, Vocals
Rick McPhee ~ Vocals
Brent Shindell ~ Guitar, Vocals

The band was together from 1969 to 1973 and released two singles but no albums. They did alot of warm up spots back then for groups such as Jethro Tull, Ten Years After, Fleetwood Mac, Steve Miller and a western tour with Willy Dixon. The band had two drummers (at different times) the first was Barry Cartwright and then Shawn Byrne joined after Barry left. The band then became a four piece with Peter McLean on keyboards /vocals, Brent Shindell Guitar/Vocals, Charlie Bill Knowles, Bass and Shawn Byrne, Drums. Earlier on the band had a singer by the name of Rick McPhee."

Which one did you know?

Wow. Just wow.

I knew Barry Cartwright, went to high school with him. Not a close friend, but I knew him, alright. Actually, the name I was looking for, Brian McManus, wasn't there, but I know he also perished in the van crash. Brian tried, quite unsuccessfully, to teach me guitar, which was his instrument. I wonder if he used a stage name? It's been so doggone long. Brian spent a few years in Salinas, CA, when his mother was living with a guy by the name of Harry Seville. Brian's father was an RCMP officer who died young.

831 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:13:41pm

re: #822 zombie

Hell, I didn't experience any of this music personally when it first came out; I just like old music!
On other threads, I have been known to talk about ska and rock steady (1964-67); and elsewhere about bebop and postwar jazz (1945-55). Last week me and buzzsawmonkey were reminiscing about the Boswell Sisters (1930).

I pine for eras that preceded me.

Sure beats the shit outa that corporate shit they spew from today's "Top 40" radio stations (think Britney Spears), doesn't it!

832 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:14:13pm

re: #823 NY Nana

Who knows? Maybe they have already tested a few and they were all biters.

833 Macker  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:14:15pm

re: #823 NY Nana

Whoops! I forgot to mention that the dog will be on exhibition on the White House lawn today or Monday...can't remember and am too tired to look!

I wonder if the dog would have an urge to bite Michelle?

Or pee on a reporter?

834 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:16:15pm

re: #814 Slumbering Behemoth

Heh. That must have been before the Milli Vanilli Era of lip syncing.

Actually, I think they were lip-synching in that video (posted above).

Little-known historical detail! ! ! :

Lip-sunching went mainstream in 1968. Prior to that, almost all televised appearances were live performances. Starting in the spring/summer of '68, many shows switched to lip-synching -- for two probable reasons: One, because studio effects on recording were becoming too sophisticated to duplicate in live shows, so the performances sounded less and less like the actual record; and second, the producers were worried about hippie bands doing something risqué during the live show, such as making a drug or sexual reference. Word came down: lip-synch, or no show.

For several years, lip-synching was the norm on TV. Later, mid-70s-ish, live performances were once again allowed.

This isn't universally true in all cases, but it was a very strong trend.

835 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:18:43pm

re: #802 pink freud

I would guess that those children have already been warped, it's inevitable.

I am glad that they have each other. They remind me of Cinderella with their mother as the wicked one.

As kids who do not get birthday or Christmas gifts from their own parents, which is deplorable at the very least, I have a feeling that they already feel that they are somehow not loved.

And considering the many countries their father lived in, and that he lost his mother, and probably did not know his father very well, it is all the more disgusting that he cannot find it in himself to give them a very secure base to grow up on.

I wonder how often he even saw them while he was on the campaign trail.

836 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:19:18pm

re: #831 Macker

Sure beats the shit outa that corporate shit they spew from today's "Top 40" radio stations (think Britney Spears), doesn't it!

You betcha!

837 garden18  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:19:21pm

re: #6 Charles

Warren would be trounced by any other candidate since Americans hate having mainstream religion thrown in their faces by political candidates. On the other hand, Americans have proven to be easily fooled by the secular, messianic cult religion of Obama-ism.

838 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:20:43pm

re: #818 zombie

Aha! I clicked on your pnwbands.com link, and it seems Brian was the original guitarist/lead singer in HFB, and then got ousted when he went off on sort of a tangent.

But I'm damn sure he was in the van wreck. Curiouser, and curiouser.

839 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:21:45pm

re: #827 Pvt Bin Jammin

I know what you mean. Puppies can be a big hassle but surely, if they can't handle it, they could afford to bring in some kind of professional dog handler to help them out. I wonder what the excuses are.

And the dog was owned by someone before, and returned to the posh kennel, as someone posted.

I totally agree with you, but they are so full of themselves that they feel they do not need an excuse.

840 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:21:52pm

re: #789 Iron Fist

I had to scroll up to see what you were talking about. I had surmised the Battle of Chosin, in the Korean War. I continue to be astounded that the same generation that fought Hitler and Tojo at times literaly in the smoking ruin of Europe and the Pacific war and then doubled up their bets less than a decade later to fight on the bloody ground in Korea could have possibly raised the Eternal Children that such a large percentage (majority? Could be) of so-called Boomers were to become. At what point did we begin to learn to hate ourselves? It didn't just spring up with the '60s Flower Power fully formed from the forehead of the blind, idiot god Azathoth...

Excuse me, but I digress. They didn't just spring up like mushrooms in the cowshit of the late sixties. So what happened? Where did America go wrong? When did the children of warriors rarely equalled (and never excelled) in all of history become such pussies? The generation that nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki (feats of arms unequalled in all of history) raise the generation of the Manson Family. And make no mistake, the 'sixties flower-power people weren't anti-war then any more than their children are today. In both cases, they have picked a side.

They are against America. They always have been.

What happened?

Well, I was my parents' youngest - I grew up watching my brothers go through the sixties as teens, but they didn't get caught up in the movement at all.

But part of my theory is this: If you believe David Horowitz (and I do), there were quite a few immigrants to this country in the early-to-mid 1900s who were raised to be communists - like Horowitz's parents. They actively sought the overthrow of our capitalist system. What seems to have been by design, many of them became part of the teachers unions. There was a huge network of these people teaching in the New York City schools, for example...people who marched in the streets to protest the fate of the Rosenbergs, who knew very well that they were spies. They were organized, they met regularly, and there were a LOT of them - their network was vast - this was no isolated effort.

Their anti-communist movement fueled some of the revolt by kids who were afraid to fight in a war they didn't understand. They were their teachers. They were radicals. They knew how to agitate, and they influenced and used kids.

I'm probably talking about things you already know about, but if you want to read about the roots of this, I recommend getting two books: "Radical Son", by David Horowitz, and "Destructive Generation", by Horowitz and David Collier. I think there's a relationship between that and the phenomenon of which you speak.

Then there's the coddling thing. I have to go in a minute, but I think a lot of people who grew up in the thirties suffered severely, and wanted their children to have so much more than they had - maybe that influenced some people's parenting styles. (Not mine. LOL)

I'll look to see if you've been able to volley your thoughts back tomorrow. Right now, I'm off to dream land.

Good night, I/F, and Lizard Nation.

841 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:22:35pm

re: #830 Alberta Oil Peon

Wow. Just wow.

I knew Barry Cartwright, went to high school with him. Not a close friend, but I knew him, alright. Actually, the name I was looking for, Brian McManus, wasn't there, but I know he also perished in the van crash. Brian tried, quite unsuccessfully, to teach me guitar, which was his instrument. I wonder if he used a stage name? It's been so doggone long. Brian spent a few years in Salinas, CA, when his mother was living with a guy by the name of Harry Seville. Brian's father was an RCMP officer who died young.

Ah, but Brian IS mentioned, lower down on that page! :

"High Flying Bird is, relatively speaking, one of the older existing rock groups in town, having lasted over three years and numerous personnel changes. ln the beginning, they had Brian McManus playing lead guitar, and then Brian changed his name and his thinking to Vanya Skye, and the group became known around as a working extension of the Skye Family. Bob Smith, or one of the Sun's orgasmic music hacks, picked up The Family and nearly destroyed it with a rather lengthy newspaper article. When Vanya left and started Motherhood, the original Family died, but the basic philosophy of "people living together and loving each other" -- still lingers on in the house on Fremlin Street."

842 capitalist piglet  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:23:38pm

re: #794 pink freud

You're one 'a my favorites, piglet, I attribute no ill will ever to your posts! You're a doll. :-)

/the boots had a lot to do with it, maybe?

You're one of my favorites, too! We are Sisters of the Old Gringo! Good night, my friend!

843 zombie  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:23:53pm

re: #838 Alberta Oil Peon

Aha! I clicked on your pnwbands.com link, and it seems Brian was the original guitarist/lead singer in HFB, and then got ousted when he went off on sort of a tangent.

But I'm damn sure he was in the van wreck. Curiouser, and curiouser.

Ah, I see you found it already.

That would be an interesting bit of historical investigation for you -- find out what really happened to them/him back in '73.

844 [deleted]  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:26:00pm
845 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:26:38pm

re: #842 capitalist piglet

Awww! Nite capitalistpiglet! you have some sweet dreams and I'll see you soon! :-)

846 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:27:03pm

re: #843 zombie

Ah, I see you found it already.

That would be an interesting bit of historical investigation for you -- find out what really happened to them/him back in '73.

That it would. You never know, maybe Brian is still living. I didn't go to the funeral. We had kind of drifted apart after middle school.

I expect a search of back issues of the Georgia Straight would turn something up. Maybe the next time I'm in Vancouver, I will do just that.

847 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:28:15pm

Nana, I got booted and took forever to get back online, didn't want you to think I was ignoring your last post to me. I have some really bad feeling about that whole family and I find more often than not that I am better off biting my tongue (though things do slip out when I become particularly agitated).

848 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:33:38pm

re: #844 Iron Fist

You may be crazy, Iron, but you give a shit. Your country, patriotism, mean something to you. That's the difference. Today, I see most of these kids going one of two ways ...they don't give a damn about anything other then themselves (myspace, ect ...all about *me*) ...or, they are out and out anti-American. They hate their country and they are damned proud that they do. Their contempt blows me away ...and *that* was learned in school.

Mind you, there are still kids out there that deviate from those two paths, but from all I see they are in the minority. It's VERY uncool to be patriotic.

849 NY Nana  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:38:18pm

re: #847 pink freud

No big deal! We are both on exactly the same wave length, and I do not see a happy childhood for the little girls.

I wonder if we wll see 2 Chelsea Clinton clones when they are older, along with the bitchiness of their mother.

At the same time? I would love to take them in my arms and hug them.

Growing up in the limelight is not easy, and many children of presidents have had a tough row to hoe, but these 2 sisters will get an amount of attention that may very well overwhelm them. I do not see even a hint of nurturing in Michelle. Not a hint.

I habe to say g'nite to all, as it is after 2:30 AM, and I didn't realize it!

A very, very happy Easter to all the Lizards who celebrate it!

Sweet dreams!

850 pink freud  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:40:49pm

re: #849 NY Nana

Sweet sweet dreams to you, Nana, and Happy Easter!

851 [deleted]  Sat, Apr 11, 2009 11:58:15pm
852 [deleted]  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 12:02:14am
853 Mr Spiffy  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 1:22:39am

re: #94 Nevergiveup

Can he give me the winner in the 5th at Belmont on Monday?

A man goes up to God and says "What's a million years to you?"
And God says "A second."
Then he asks God "What's a million dollars to you?"
And God says "A penny."
Finally the man asks God "Will you give me a penny?"
And God says "Yes... in a second"

854 Mr Secul  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 2:04:54am

re: #368 Sharmuta

svwindshadow

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An ode to svwindshadow

Fair warning, don't click on the link if you think that you might be offended by it. Its pretty extremely blue.

Its a rugby song (nuff said?). A gang of hairy blokes plus beer, what should you expect?

Why was he born so beautiful?

855 MJBrutus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 2:21:58am

Warren says, "I’m willing to admit my presuppositions." Is he really? I don't know the man, but would like to know if he considers his theology to be science or if it should be taught as science. I don't give a flip about what he believes or "presupposes."

856 MJBrutus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 2:25:12am

re: #20 _RememberTonyC

kooks to the left of me, preachers to the right, here I am stck in the middle with Joos.

Which makes you a good goy :-)

857 SixDegrees  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 2:25:47am

"Yessir, folks, step right up and see Lola, the living, decapitated victim of a hideous automobile accident! See the Frog Boy, and Giant Hong Kong Rats, and a gen-ewe-ine female cannibal, Zoma the Depraved! See the terrible Alligator Lady: She walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile, a leapin', screamin', creepin', crawlin' mawnster! She's eleven feet lawng and she's alahv! Listen, as true representatives of the Religious Right talk to God, pronounce science is sinful, and predict that the nation will be consumed in a Ball o' Fire!"

The New Fox News.

858 MJBrutus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 2:30:14am

re: #87 Racer X

God certainly has the capacity to put evolution in motion knowing full well EXACTLY what will happen along the way.

But mutation is random, so how could even an omniscient being know that outcome ahead of time? If such a critter did know, it wouldn't be random.

859 StillAMarine  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 3:54:22am

Never trust anyone who hears voices in their head. "Unhinged" is the watchword here.

As Robert A. Heinlein (aka Lazurus Long, once said, "God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent--it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills."

Another one, "Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proven innocent."

860 samk  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 4:14:02am

God never talks to me. It would be okay if He did. Maybe He's too busy. There's that whole omnipotent thing, though. He could probably get a message that needs to go to several people out simultaneously. Like an email CC. Except instead of email it could be Gmail. Wait a second! Perhaps this explains Google's prominence! Hope His messages aren't getting filtered out as spam!

861 SixDegrees  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 4:16:49am

re: #858 MJBrutus

But mutation is random, so how could even an omniscient being know that outcome ahead of time? If such a critter did know, it wouldn't be random.

Only true from that critter's perspective. From ours, the event could still be entirely random. "Random" does not mean "unknowable." See [Link: en.wikipedia.org...] for discussion.

Note that the next digit of an irrational number like Pi obeys pretty much every statistical test for randomness. Yet that number can be generated by a closed-form, deterministic equation, and any given digit will always have the same value.

862 Salamantis  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 5:08:55am

re: #861 SixDegrees

Only true from that critter's perspective. From ours, the event could still be entirely random. "Random" does not mean "unknowable." See [Link: en.wikipedia.org...] for discussion.

Note that the next digit of an irrational number like Pi obeys pretty much every statistical test for randomness. Yet that number can be generated by a closed-form, deterministic equation, and any given digit will always have the same value.

The best sense to make of "random", as applied to genetic mutation, is that it is not intrinsically biased towards increased fitness (on the contrary, most significant mutations are fatal). This, though, is not equivalent to the claim that all genetic changes are equally likely. In fact, the mutations that can occur are limited by the nature of what already exists - most significantly, by genes' mutation rates and by embryology. The variations available to selection are the ones that are permitted by previously evolved developmental structures and processes. Mutation is not a matter of starting from scratch; it is a blind tinkering with what is already there (spandrels).

863 Town Of Rock Ridge  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 6:03:46am

A purpose-driven interview on LK who's purpose is to drive book sales.

864 Capitalistincharge  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 6:32:37am

Good Easter Morning Lizards:) Heading off to Church in a short while. I see Rick Warren as the extreme right-wing answer to the extreme left's answer of Rev. Wright. The extremists have become the loudest voice and seem to be swaying the folks in both camps who do not have the capacity for rational thought. Sort of the "cult" mentality. Traditionalist's, like me, are able to read opposing views, thoughts, research, science and theology, and use our intellectual and faith filters to form our beliefs. We are up to reasonable debate and remain curious about the rest of the world. Radical ideology in any form is dangerous and provokes evil. I believe in God, I believe in evolution and I also believe that humanity is in trouble due to the radicalism's gaining followers in all camps.

865 luv2waltz  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 6:56:21am

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

This is my first post on LGF, and while I don't necessarily agree with a lot of what is said in many of the posts, I find it to be very educational. I consider myself part of the "religious right." However, I have always had a problem with Rick Warren because of his pandering to the left. There are many others in the "religious right" who agree with me on this. No need to think of him as being a crossover stealth candidate - it will never happen.

866 funky chicken  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 7:55:21am

re: #765 pink freud

I am much better off not going off on my "WH dog rant". It's scripted, like every fucking thing else these people do ...for maximum impact. It is from the same lineage as Kennedy's dog. A "rehome" they are saying. (To keep it all nice and politically correct ...and within the bounds of the 'gift' rules.)

Someone bought the dog and returned it to the kennel. Now it is being 'rehomed'.

/and now I have violated my no-talk declaration

MSM's worse, because they will be the ones who package the dog "story" and push it for days or maybe weeks to keep the idiot 52% distracted by the pirate and NK situations.

867 Cato the Elder  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 8:12:56am

God I get tired of seeing Ann "Orexia" Coulter's glaring eyes and skeletal face in the sidebar ads...

868 Charles Johnson  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 9:26:18am

re: #859 StillAMarine

Never trust anyone who hears voices in their head. "Unhinged" is the watchword here.

Either "unhinged" or "cynically exploiting gullible people."

869 MJBrutus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 9:33:12am

re: #862 Salamantis

The best sense to make of "random", as applied to genetic mutation, is that it is not intrinsically biased towards increased fitness

I'm sorry, but I believe that you both missed the mark a bit.

Six Degrees:

The Wikipedia article cited only says (correctly) that the appearance of randomness is subjective. So the digits of PI are predetermined but only appear to be random on discovery. If you believe that your god knows the outcome a priori then the outcome cannot be random, although it may appear to be so to mortals such as us.

Salamantis:

Mutations are indeed random according the TOE. The bias is in the staying power of such mutations. Most mutations in complex organisms that survive don't even effect the fitness of an organism. There are long stretches of unused DNA that hold such mutations. For mutations that do have a bearing on fitness, the bias is you cited is imposed by natural selection. An important mechanism of evolution is that some times those unused bits may become used due to a later mutation (think of a copy and paste error, for example) and thus may be valuable as raw material for the grist mill of evolution.

870 kiwiviv  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:00:44am

re: #859 StillAMarine

Never trust anyone who hears voices in their head. "Unhinged" is the watchword here.

As Robert A. Heinlein (aka Lazurus Long, once said, "God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent--it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills."

Another one, "Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proven innocent."


You missed one of the great "omni's"

He is omnipresent - so for all who "hear Him speak, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with hearing "voices in the head." He IS a God who speaks - through His creation, the kindness of friends and strangers, the Bible, through wisdom of many sorts, through prayer, art and other creative delights - the multitudes os ways He speaks is endless, and that is one of the greatest things about our omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent God.

871 MJBrutus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:23:18am

re: #862 Salamantis

Mutation is not a matter of starting from scratch; it is a blind tinkering with what is already there (spandrels).

Ah, a fan of Goedel, Escher Bach I see :-)

872 annak  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:33:04am

Good lord, i could really care less about evolution vs. creationism. The arguments are very interesting, i.e. paley's watchmaker, and of course, dawkins rebuttal. There is nothing wrong with studying these arguments - in a philosophy class mind you. but honestly, half devoting a blog to attacking people who believe in creationism? come on, isn't this getting a little tiresome already? isn't it getting a bit boring with all of this religion bashing? i mean, i happily consider myself among one of the philosophes, but this is starting to put me to sleep. it's so sophmoric and yes...boring!

look...if religion didn't serve a function for man then man would not have invented it in the first place. so get over it already... it's called tolerance...you might want to check that out...

annak

873 Charles Johnson  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:37:42am

re: #872 annak

There's nothing more boring in this whole world than coming into a thread with almost 900 comments and announcing to the world how bored you are. And if you hadn't been insulting about it too, you might still have an LGF account.

874 bosforus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:41:28am

When you talk to God, it's called prayer, when God speaks to you, it's called schizophrenia.

875 bosforus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:42:14am

re: #872 annak

And it's "couldn't care less". Think about it.

876 Charles Johnson  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:43:06am

re: #865 luv2waltz

This is my first post on LGF, and while I don't necessarily agree with a lot of what is said in many of the posts, I find it to be very educational. I consider myself part of the "religious right." However, I have always had a problem with Rick Warren because of his pandering to the left. There are many others in the "religious right" who agree with me on this. No need to think of him as being a crossover stealth candidate - it will never happen.

It's already happening. Rick Warren is showing up more and more on right-wing sources like Fox News and the Hugh Hewitt radio show.

This creationist is absolutely being groomed for a political career, and it's not going to be as a Democrat.

877 kiwiviv  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:47:30am

re: #874 bosforus

When you talk to God, it's called prayer, when God speaks to you, it's called schizophrenia.

That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard today

878 kiwiviv  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:52:17am

re: #874 bosforus

When you talk to God, it's called prayer, when God speaks to you, it's called schizophrenia.

How about: NOT hearing from God is STUPIDITY

It is fine with me if you don't like God or Christians, prayer or answers to prayer...whatever. Calling people names for something that brings them comfort is shameful

879 MJBrutus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:57:12am

re: #876 Charles

It's already happening. Rick Warren is showing up more and more on right-wing sources like Fox News and the Hugh Hewitt radio show.

This creationist is absolutely being groomed for a political career, and it's not going to be as a Democrat.

Color me skeptical, but I don't think that Warren intends to run for office. I think he enjoys playing the role of "Kingmaker" or what-have-you, influencing political outcomes and wielding power without the responsibilities, scrutiny and accountability that governing entails.

880 MJBrutus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 12:30:17pm

re: #869 MJBrutus

I'm sorry, but I believe that you both missed the mark a bit.
Salamantis:

Mutations are indeed random according the TOE. The bias is in the staying power of such mutations. Most mutations in complex organisms that survive don't even effect the fitness of an organism. There are long stretches of unused DNA that hold such mutations. For mutations that do have a bearing on fitness, the bias is you cited is imposed by natural selection. An important mechanism of evolution is that some times those unused bits may become used due to a later mutation (think of a copy and paste error, for example) and thus may be valuable as raw material for the grist mill of evolution.

I wanted to clarify my remarks to you Salamantis. The part of your post I took minor issue with is:

In fact, the mutations that can occur are limited by the nature of what already exists

This is true, but somewhat of a tautology, since a change cannot be made to a sequence that doesn't exist :-) My point (poorly made) was that there is no limit to what can be mutated, only on which mutations can be of benefit or even neutral in the contest for survival.

881 lightspeed  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 1:28:27pm

re: #879 MJBrutus

Color me skeptical, but I don't think that Warren intends to run for office. I think he enjoys playing the role of "Kingmaker"

I agree. I think he is trying to fill the power vacuum left by Jerry Falwell. Just as the moral majority helped sweep Reagan into office in 1980, I think Warren will be a factor in choosing the next Republican presidential candidate.

His belief in creationism doesn't bother me. I he advocates teaching it in public schools in anything but a comparative religion class, then I have a problem. Evolution is science, creationism (ID) is religion, pure and simple. Teach Darwin and Copernicus, not Genesis. Leave that to the church of your choosing.

I believe in God. I believe that God created all of nature. I believe that he set up the rules of the natural world and that he works only through those rules. It is in this that lies the paradox of faith. If everything can be explained by the laws of nature, then what proof is there of God? There is none, of course, only belief. I believe.

Why must my belief be founded on a literal interpretation of a book written thousands of years ago that was intended for people who had absolutely no understanding of anything close to science? You may believe that the Bible is the word of God, but do you really think that God would write a creation story that no one around at the time would (or could) understand? An author writes to his audience, and God's audience was a primitive people by today's standards. Like Plato's allegory of the cave, they could see only the shadows of reality and any description of their reality (i.e. the Bible) written by one who knows the true nature of reality (i.e. God) must by necessity be only a shadow of the truth in order to make any sense to them at all. If the Bible were being written today, do we really think that all the knowledge and wisdom we have gathered over the ages would be left out?

One last point. Everyone is entitled to believe whatever they want to about evolution and can teach their children accordingly. Keep the religion at home. Otherwise, why shouldn't we teach other creation stories, such as Islamic, Gnostic, Zoroastrian, etc.?

882 JohnH  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 2:28:04pm

RW will never, ever run for political office. If you think he is wildly popular among all evangelicals, then you do not know evangelicals. He might have popularity among the center-right like Hugh Hewitt, but he is not that popular in many evangelical circles.

Why would he run for office? There's nothing in it for him. He wrote one of the best-selling books of all time. He likes his gig at Saddleback, gets to do what he wants. Politics would be a step down.

RW alienated himself from a lot of evangelicals over that past few years. It really came to a head when he made the trip to Syria. He received a lot of criticism for that, even on the forum his church sponsors. People won't forget that.

883 Salamantis  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 3:07:52pm

re: #869 MJBrutus

I'm sorry, but I believe that you both missed the mark a bit.

Six Degrees:

The Wikipedia article cited only says (correctly) that the appearance of randomness is subjective. So the digits of PI are predetermined but only appear to be random on discovery. If you believe that your god knows the outcome a priori then the outcome cannot be random, although it may appear to be so to mortals such as us.

Salamantis:

Mutations are indeed random according the TOE. The bias is in the staying power of such mutations. Most mutations in complex organisms that survive don't even effect the fitness of an organism. There are long stretches of unused DNA that hold such mutations. For mutations that do have a bearing on fitness, the bias is you cited is imposed by natural selection. An important mechanism of evolution is that some times those unused bits may become used due to a later mutation (think of a copy and paste error, for example) and thus may be valuable as raw material for the grist mill of evolution.

That's why I said most significant mutations.

884 Salamantis  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 3:10:36pm

re: #872 annak

Good lord, i could really care less about evolution vs. creationism. The arguments are very interesting, i.e. paley's watchmaker, and of course, dawkins rebuttal. There is nothing wrong with studying these arguments - in a philosophy class mind you. but honestly, half devoting a blog to attacking people who believe in creationism? come on, isn't this getting a little tiresome already? isn't it getting a bit boring with all of this religion bashing? i mean, i happily consider myself among one of the philosophes, but this is starting to put me to sleep. it's so sophmoric and yes...boring!

look...if religion didn't serve a function for man then man would not have invented it in the first place. so get over it already... it's called tolerance...you might want to check that out...

annak

There's nothing more moronic or dishonest (take your pick) than someone who falselessly and gratuitously equates creationism with religion.

885 Salamantis  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 3:13:37pm

re: #880 MJBrutus

I wanted to clarify my remarks to you Salamantis. The part of your post I took minor issue with is:

In fact, the mutations that can occur are limited by the nature of what already exists

This is true, but somewhat of a tautology, since a change cannot be made to a sequence that doesn't exist :-) My point (poorly made) was that there is no limit to what can be mutated, only on which mutations can be of benefit or even neutral in the contest for survival.

My point was that the reason why birds aren't built like angels, with wings AND arms, is that it is vastly easier for arms to mutate into wings than for wings to sprout ex nihilo from the backs of forelimbed animals.

886 MJBrutus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 4:44:26pm

re: #885 Salamantis

My point was that the reason why birds aren't built like angels, with wings AND arms, is that it is vastly easier for arms to mutate into wings than for wings to sprout ex nihilo from the backs of forelimbed animals.

Very true, and well taken. I'm sorry if I tried to split hairs too thinly :-)

887 Flame Fin Tomini Tang  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 5:44:34pm

re: #873 Charles

There's nothing more boring in this whole world than coming into a thread with almost 900 comments and announcing to the world how bored you are. And if you hadn't been insulting about it too, you might still have an LGF account.

Dammit, Charles. You are online all the time, somehow, why don't you leave some meat for the rest of us, and take it over once it becomes rancid instead of the instant of infection?

888 jaunte  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 5:59:19pm

re: #872 annak

...honestly, half devoting a blog to attacking people who believe in creationism? come on, isn't this getting a little tiresome already? isn't it getting a bit boring with all of this religion bashing?

Anyone who has been honestly following the discussion about creationism here understands that the intent is not to bash religion, but to point out that religion should be kept separate from science instruction for many good reasons. Some dishonest people try to obscure that.

889 Sharmuta  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 6:04:05pm

re: #888 jaunte

What's really interesting is how folks like 'annak' probably never considered criticisms of islam to be "religion bashing", but criticize an aspect of Christianity, that most Christians don't even subscribe to, and suddenly it is religion bashing. It's not intellectually honest, if you ask me.

890 jdog29  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 6:50:21pm

Evolution v Creationism is a wedge issue among conservatives. Personally, I just want the most fiscally conservative person to be elected. Whether or not someone agrees or disagrees with me religiously has no bearing on how good of job they will do governing.

I have never understood why a person of any faith would look to "Caesar" (the government) to endorse any particular brand of religion because sooner or later someone I strongly disagree with on theological grounds will come to power and I don't want them to have the ability to set up their brand of religion either.

Now here's the hard part. Rick Warren has a tremendous amount of influence as do many pastors and ministers. I don't remember Rick Warren trying to promote creationism in the science classroom. Why would I need to paint him into an isolated corner with mockery and disrespect since I will necessarily be kicking to the curb a boatload of likeminded conservative voters. Rest assured the left knows this.

When a huge majority of people readily admit to believing in the resurrection of Jesus, why would I feel the need to mock them on what to them is a very minor tenet of their faith, creation, at the same time discouraging them from participating with their votes when IF THEY VOTE, it will ALWAYS be for the most conservative candidate. The left knows this as well and doesn't even waste its resources trying to win these voters to their side. They are just trying to curb their enthusiam to the point where less of them show up to vote at all.

I don't want to even inadvertently end up accomplishing the same goal the left is desperately and purposefully trying to achieve.

891 avspatti  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 7:23:10pm

re: #6 Charles

I think the religious right is starting to position Rick Warren for the 2012 election. He's going to be their crossover stealth candidate.

Never! Many, many people are NOT impressed with Rick Warren whose beliefs seem to change with the prevailing wind. There is absolutely no way.

(Were you serious, Charles?)

892 bosforus  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:33:04pm

re: #877 kiwiviv

That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard today

It's not my quote. I was merely posting it. I do not agree with it. Sorry it chafed you so.

893 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Mon, Apr 13, 2009 7:52:40am

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of species that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.

894 Yashmak  Mon, Apr 13, 2009 8:32:50am
WARREN: If you’re asking me do I believe in evolution, the answer is no, I don’t. I believe that God, at a moment, created man. I do believe Genesis is literal, but I do also know metaphorical terms are used.

Wow, I'm not sure how one could possibly jam more hemming & hawing into 3 sentences. First, he buys into the ridiculous notion that the theory of evolution cannot coexist with creationism (a notion the Pope himself disputes), then he tries to say he believes in literal creationism, but hedges his bets with 'I know metaphorical terms are used'.

I sure hope that he's not positioning himself either for political office OR as a 'kingmaker' as some have noted here. Last thing we need is another person like this guy helping to blunt our scientific edge by helping people to power who will work to introduce matters of faith into the science classroom, or who will work to re-define natural sciences to include the supernatural.

895 CLLRusso  Mon, Apr 13, 2009 9:13:27pm

Interesting, three whole days without a Glenn Beck bashing. And I have been watching him religiously since your first note (which I did agree with) and frankly Charles, I don't see what your problem is now. I like Glenn a lot. Today he even had a guest pass out on camera and gee he handled it like a pro. Now I am getting his newsletter!

896 Charles Johnson  Tue, Apr 14, 2009 9:19:43pm

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