Chinless Opthalmologist Gets into the Spirit of Hope and Change

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Middle East • Sun Apr 12, 2009 at 10:48 am PDT • Views: 242

You mean there are people who actually believe that chinless Syrian dictator Bashar Assad has suddenly become a “peacemaker?” Bashar Assad the peacemaker? Think again.

In the last two or three years, a number of old arguments regarding Syria have again become fashionable. One of them is that peace with Syria is not only “there to be had”, but that it may lead to drastic changes in Syrian behavior, in turn altering regional dynamics for the better. However, in several recent interviews, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has made statements that paint a very different picture.

In his comments, Assad clarified exactly what he meant by “peace” with Israel, and it bore no resemblance to the rosy scenarios painted by the “peace processors.” In fact, the president raised serious questions about the value of any such deal altogether.

In a recent interview with the Emirati newspaper Al-Khaleej, Assad made a remarkable – and indeed unprecedented – comment about what his concept of “peace” with Israel was. “A peace agreement,” he said, “is a piece of paper you sign. This does not mean trade and normal relations, or borders, or otherwise.”

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1 zombie  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:49:38am

Why oh why won't you unclench, Mr. Chinless?

2 Nevergiveup  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:50:36am

A piece of paper that means shit: Hum--see George Mitchell.

3 [deleted]  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:51:01am
4 Sharmuta  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:51:12am

I blame Nancy Pelosi for some of this nonsense. She legitimized this asshole.

5 zombie  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:52:14am
“A peace agreement,” he said, “is a piece of paper you sign...”

This is the main difference between western culture and Arab culture.

We honor contracts. They don't, as a cultural norm.

To them, "interpersonal taqqiya" is standard oeprating procedure.

6 reine.de.tout  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:52:34am

re: #3 buzzsawmonkey

So Syria's concept of "peace" is akin to Egypt's. Let's hope Israel learned her lesson the first time around.

And perhaps akin to Avanti's concept, also?
He never said what actions Israel could take that he would consider "peace-making efforts".

7 Nevergiveup  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:52:57am

re: #4 Sharmuta

I blame Nancy Pelosi for some of this nonsense. She legitimized this asshole.

Nah, well partly, but there is blame all around for that, including a few Israeli "Leaders".

8 sattv4u2  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:53:11am

Official: US sea captain freed in swift firefight

WASHINGTON (AP) - The U.S. Navy has rescued the American sea captain held by Somali pirates.
A senior U.S. intelligence official said hostage Richard Phillips was not hurt in what appeared to be a swift firefight off the Somali coast on Sunday. Phillips was safely transported to a Navy warship nearby.

The official said three pirates were killed and one was injured.
[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

It IS a HAPPY EASTER after all!

9 jcm  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:53:24am

Same old liberal line, feed the leopard hoping it will change its spots.

10 zombie  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:54:05am

re: #8 sattv4u2

Official: US sea captain freed in swift firefight

WASHINGTON (AP) - The U.S. Navy has rescued the American sea captain held by Somali pirates.
A senior U.S. intelligence official said hostage Richard Phillips was not hurt in what appeared to be a swift firefight off the Somali coast on Sunday. Phillips was safely transported to a Navy warship nearby.

The official said three pirates were killed and one was injured.
[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

It IS a HAPPY EASTER after all!

Wonderful!

11 Sharmuta  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:54:13am

re: #3 buzzsawmonkey

So Syria's concept of "peace" is akin to Egypt's. Let's hope Israel learned her lesson the first time around.

Thankfully- I think Netenyahu has.

12 loppyd  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:54:46am

re: #8 sattv4u2

Official: US sea captain freed in swift firefight

WASHINGTON (AP) - The U.S. Navy has rescued the American sea captain held by Somali pirates.
A senior U.S. intelligence official said hostage Richard Phillips was not hurt in what appeared to be a swift firefight off the Somali coast on Sunday. Phillips was safely transported to a Navy warship nearby.

The official said three pirates were killed and one was injured.
[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

It IS a HAPPY EASTER after all!

Wooo Hooo!

Just saw this scroll across the screen while watching Masters pre-show.

Thinking someone reasonable got Obama's ear and told him this has to end and end now?

13 Nevergiveup  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:54:50am

I bet there is alot of celebrating going on The USS Bainbridge, Boxer and any other ship in the Area.

14 Erik The Red  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:55:19am

Any peace deal that is signed by the Arab nations is only useful in wiping your ass with.

15 6pat6  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:55:24am

That has been the Arab view of "peace" since 1947. Their actions speak loud and clear. I'm surprised it's taken this long for one of those ME idjits to say this in a news outlet that is open to the West. They say this among themselves all day long, and to everyone in the West, for those that listen. Problem is, Western governments do not listen, and do not learn.

Princess Pelosi embraces these fools. So does BHO, and nearly every other US politician, Lefty or otherwise.

"can't we just all get along?" Meh.

16 Sharmuta  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:56:01am

The syrian regime is nothing more than a sock puppet of tehran and a ruiner of Lebanon. Anyone who wants to deal fairly with these thugs is only helping our enemy and oppressing the Lebanese people.

17 Kronocide  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:56:02am

re: #1 zombie

Argh! Foiled by Zombie again in the "Race to Unclench" comment game.

18 kynna  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:57:12am

I can't stand that ANYONE thinks they can trust this guy.

19 6pat6  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:57:15am

re: #14 Erik The Red

Any peace deal that is signed by the Arab nations is only useful in wiping your ass with.

Yeah, but they use their left hand to do that, no paper. Somehow, that is fitting.

20 Sunlight  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:58:27am

I've always thought that the more Israel progresses toward setting its own borders, the better. It is the only reason I thought getting out of Leb and Gaza were a good idea, even if it has required fighting to maintain the border (and the non-attack status a border should mean). Of course, the broader issue of "Judenrein" areas is nauseating, but not strictly Israel's problem to solve in the setting of national borders (because these same areas are slated to be "Christianrein" also, so it's bigger than Israel). Israel, as the fabulous country it is, can't wait for these chinless types to give them permission to have a normal country.

21 [deleted]  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:58:49am
22 6pat6  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:59:27am

I've never been to Lebanon, but I do remember it being referred to as the "Paris of the Middle East". See what godless tyrants and petty thieves can do to such a place of beauty? And they want to do that worldwide. Always keep that in mind.

23 Sunlight  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 10:59:29am

re: #8 sattv4u2

Official: US sea captain freed in swift firefight

WASHINGTON (AP) - The U.S. Navy has rescued the American sea captain held by Somali pirates.
A senior U.S. intelligence official said hostage Richard Phillips was not hurt in what appeared to be a swift firefight off the Somali coast on Sunday. Phillips was safely transported to a Navy warship nearby.

The official said three pirates were killed and one was injured.
[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

It IS a HAPPY EASTER after all!

I knew it... the Navy was restrained. They knew just what to do.

24 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:00:55am

If it is a "Peace Like With Egypt" - Take It. It may be a Cold Peace - AND - the Egyptians do their part by and large to keep the crazies under control. If nothing else, it protects the regime there as Israel's enemies are also those of "Pharaoh Mubarak." I just question whether the same conditions exist in Syria.

-S-

25 brookly red  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:04:54am

A peace agreement,” he said, “is a piece of paper you sign. This does not mean trade and normal relations, or borders, or otherwise.”

I heard that as " this will buy us time till Iran get's nukes"...

26 Caton  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:11:57am

re: #15 6pat6

That has been the Arab view of "peace" since 1947.

Since 628, actually. Think Hudaybiyah.

27 Devil's Advocate  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:12:30am

If you want to see what Leftist Indoctrination does to students. Watch this.

28 Not Sold In Stores! Act NOW!  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:14:12am

ME peace is like unicorns. Folks never saw one live, but they like to believe. LOOK! A RAINBOW!

29 zombie  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:14:49am

re: #21 buzzsawmonkey

zombie: I was out for Passover/Shabbos, but I added a few comments to the bottom of your Zomblog thread, dead tho' it may be.

I saw them. Thanks! Though I don't quite get the thrust of the "gay cultural trivia" questions -- are they to presumably show that gayness was already a strong and accepted undercurrent in American culture prior to the "identity politics" in-your-face movement? And that fractious political divisiveness is not necessary to have "queer attitudes" be a part of the mainstream? Or...? Whatever the reason, perhaps make a comment clarifying the purpose for your trivia questions, for I fear no one will answer then, and instead see them as rhetorical questions whose point is obscure.

30 6pat6  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 11:18:47am

re: #26 Caton

Good point.

31 sprachgitter  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 12:11:40pm

is the ophthalmologist typo part of the joke i'm not getting?

32 tullyccro  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 12:47:22pm

Chinless or not, have you seen this guy's wife? Wow.

33 [deleted]  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 1:09:21pm
34 zombie  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 1:19:51pm

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

OK, I see. Yes, they try to tar us with ridiculous stereotypes of what they imagine "bigots" must be like.

35 Charles Johnson  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 1:53:02pm

re: #31 sprachgitter

is the ophthalmologist typo part of the joke i'm not getting?

Maybe, because it isn't a typo...

36 Bradley F  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 1:59:02pm

Q: What do you get when you cross Bashar Assad with Vincent "The Chin" Gigante?

A: a tall, lying anti-Semite dentist who wanders the streets of Damascus in his ratty bathrobe and tattered slippers, while mumbling to himself.

Okay... okay... that one was for the Syrian Mafia.

37 Fenboy  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 2:08:39pm

What part of "Baathist" do people not understand?

38 [deleted]  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 2:37:54pm
39 Salamantis  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 3:04:49pm

For Muslims, peace treaties are no more than temporary hudnas; eggs to be unilaterally broken as soon as they think that they can make a favorable omelet.

40 Guile  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 3:11:33pm

You must mean "ophthalmologist."

41 rightside  Sun, Apr 12, 2009 4:50:31pm

I wasn't aware that opthalmologist was an accepted alternate spelling of ophthalmologist.

Charles' dictionary concurs with us who spell it ophthalmologist.

42 Land Shark  Mon, Apr 13, 2009 8:42:58am

The problem is that the "Peace At Any Cost" crowd either doesn't pay any attention whatsoever to what Arab "leaders" say or they pretend they don't really mean it. But hey, if we sing Kumbaya together everything will be groovy. All you need is love!

43 SFGoth  Mon, Apr 13, 2009 8:51:11am

Kinda like the one Chamberlain brought back from Munich.

44 jackflash  Mon, Apr 13, 2009 1:37:26pm

re: #35 Charles
I am in fear and trembling of contradicting such an erudite assemblage, but ophthalmologist is correct, and opthalmologist is not. It's not an alternate spelling. It is quite simply the way the Greeks spelled it.
JF

45 Flavia  Mon, Apr 13, 2009 5:56:36pm

"Peace is just a piece of paper you sign (WTTE)"

IOW, the only way terrorists (& their supporters)
can be honest is ACCIDENTALLY.


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