Since Glenn “Punk” Beck spewed insults at me on his Fox News show today, I’ve received almost two dozen hate mails from his fans. Here’s one, from someone who thinks he’s being clever by using a proxy IP address. I’m leaving all the nastiness intact, so you can savor it like a fine stinky Camembert:

Hello Charles,

I’m reading posts by your drooling, sycophants and wondering. Do you actually believe this shit? Do you actually have such a low opinion of yourself that you NEED this on a daily basis?

“Beck can’t hold a candle to Charles.” (ohhhhh I think I came in my pants.)

“Charles i have to say, you are a hero holding the line aginst crazyness”.. translation>> (oh my… I just love fascists like you Charles…if everyone could just be like you and me the world would be perfect.) I see your knuckle dragging enablers also are not so smart…i.e. not smart enough to use a spell checker before posting.

Opps, geez I found something that doesn’t tow your fascist line.

“I haven’t been on this site in a while, but I don’t get the anti-Beck vitriol. What is that all about?” Better ban his guy quick he doesn’t think like you and the other tools on your blog.

Anyway, I’ve had enough of your excrement for today so I will move on. Besides more than a few minutes reading posts by you and your slobbering imbeciles…well I think I may have thrown up a little in my mouth…. woof.. what a horrible taste that leaves.

Have a smiley faced day you enema bag.

M.D.

It’s always a special treat when these morons bash people for not using a spell checker, while their own emails contain numerous spelling and grammatical errors.