You're on a roll, Charles!

re: #1 pink freud

You're on a roll, Charles!

That would be onion roll.

re: #2 solomonpanting

That would be onion roll.

More like a hoagie roll...

re: #3 talon_262

Kaiser.

sub, grinder, hero, hoagie, Italian sandwich, po' boy, wedge, zep, torpedo

Now I must go eat...

just say no to violence (is everything better yet?)

That sheepdog is filthy!

Yep, control our minds, dreams so that we don't have anything left of our own.

I have The Onion book "Our Dumb Century". Its my coffee table book. You can keep your pretentious $100 art books.

[Link: store.theonion.com...]

I never dream about violence. OK, I think about it when awake but never in my dreams.

re: #5 solomonpanting

sub, grinder, hero, hoagie, Italian sandwich, po' boy, wedge, zep, torpedo

Now I must go eat...

Muffalleta

re: #11 pink freud

Muffalleta

Now yer talkin'.

re: #11 pink freud

Muffalleta

Yikes!
An entire muffaletta?

re: #9 sbvft contributor

I have The Onion book "Our Dumb Century". Its my coffee table book. You can keep your pretentious $100 art books.

[Link: store.theonion.com...]

My coffee table books are about World War Two Cruisers and Destroyers.

I love the actors. These guys are really good.

OT
Woohoo, former First Lady Barbara Bush sounds good & healthy, says she's in love with George H.W. Bush all these years later.

Talking about importance of reading & family literacy at the Bush Library down in Texas.

Never realized what a lovely sounding voice she has.

(With Greta Van Susteren on Fox)

Very clever but for scariness it's got nothing on the Obama nightmare.

But then, you know how it goes. Your brain shows those little rating boxes in the corner, and you can never remember what they mean...

i often have dreams that i try to hit my kids (now grown) and my hubby (of 41 yrs), but --my slaps are not registering--no force behind them and i get frustrated. what does this mean? i also have many frustrating dreams- like i am trying to pack a suitcase--and all my stuff doest fit--or--im trying to dial a phone number and cant do it--very anxiety ridden--is ther ANY hope for me?

Is that Nancy person Prez Michelle's twin sister?

whee, the threads are flying tonite.
hey! choc chip cookies are in the oven...who wants some
(gotta bring your own milk)

The voices in my head tell me that was cool. Really cool.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

I'm off to bed Another day of negotiations tomorrow with the potentially clinically insane.

See y'all later!

re: #19 mikeymom

i often have dreams that i try to hit my kids (now grown) and my hubby (of 41 yrs), but --my slaps are not registering--no force behind them and i get frustrated. what does this mean? i also have many frustrating dreams- like i am trying to pack a suitcase--and all my stuff doest fit--or--im trying to dial a phone number and cant do it--very anxiety ridden--is ther ANY hope for me?

Calling sister midnight... what can I do about my dreams?!

re: #22 Racer X

The voices in my head tell me that was cool. Really cool.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

You understand yours? mine speak in latin, I have no clue.

re: #21 rain of lead

whee, the threads are flying tonite.
hey! choc chip cookies are in the oven...who wants some
(gotta bring your own milk)

me me me me me ..Can i have just one?

re: #13 reine.de.tout

ooof. Unless you have Shamu's stomach, you cannot eat one (a real one) in one sitting.

re: #26 HoosierHoops

me me me me me ..Can i have just one?

yep, there is the buzzer now. bbiab with warm cookies :)

re: #14 Dark_Falcon

My coffee table books are about World War Two Cruisers and Destroyers.

Lileks' Interior Desecrations: Hideous Homes from the Horrible 70's

I see I'm not the only Bowie / Iggy fan here... :^)

...speaking of which

Happy to see Maxine Waters has something useful to do.

re: #26 HoosierHoops

me me me me me ..Can i have just one?

BTW, HH - did you get the piece? Did you read it? Are you going to comment? Should I send you the rewrite?

Oh lord.

Another Onion thread?

Can't we give it a rest?

/

(Have the anti-lizardoids complained about Onion threads yet?)

re: #29 niffl

I took a look. It looks like a nutjob suffering from secondary stage ODS, with accompanying delusions.

re: #31 Zimriel

I see I'm not the only Bowie / Iggy fan here... :^)

...speaking of which

[Video]

You couldn't possibly be!

re: #29 niffl

What is your connection to this blog?

re: #19 mikeymom

i often have dreams that i try to hit my kids (now grown) and my hubby (of 41 yrs), but --my slaps are not registering--no force behind them and i get frustrated. what does this mean? i also have many frustrating dreams- like i am trying to pack a suitcase--and all my stuff doest fit--or--im trying to dial a phone number and cant do it--very anxiety ridden--is ther ANY hope for me?

You actually remember your dreams?

re: #29 niffl

Uh, if the DHS even did "shut down" that blog why would the blog still be up?

You don't actually believe this do you?

re: #35 Dark_Falcon

What a way to avoid posting for a few weeks.

re: #36 Dianna

You couldn't possibly be!

LOL, why do you say that?

re: #29 niffl

Ah, you fucking prick. I READ YOUR COMMENTS.

re: #26 HoosierHoops

me me me me me ..Can i have just one?

hey HH
here is your cookie, naw take two they smell really good!

re: #14 Dark_Falcon

My coffee table books are about World War Two Cruisers and Destroyers.

How to Identify and Avoid Poisonous Mushrooms by the late Dr. M. J. Dyson

re: #29 niffl

Uh, yeah. Pull the other one.

re: #29 niffl

Also, if he does get arrested, I am sure that Dr. Savage and the Thomas More Law Center will start a legal defense fund for him.

re: #41 Zimriel

LOL, why do you say that?

I am a huge Bowie fan. Sometimes, I like Iggy. But mostly, I love Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

The cop knelt and kissed the feet of the priest,
And the queer threw up at the sight of that.

Thanks for the laugh. And I was actually able to view this at work. Go figure.

/no Youtube or social networking sites, mp3 streaming...
//at least I still have a radio

re: #47 Dianna

I am a huge Bowie fan. Sometimes, I like Iggy. But mostly, I love Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

The cop knelt and kissed the feet of the priest,
And the queer threw up at the sight of that.

Do you remember a guy that's been in such an early song?
I've heard a rumour from Ground Control - Oh no, don't say it's true

re: #30 Dianna

Lileks' Interior Desecrations: Hideous Homes from the Horrible 70's

Wonderful choice. I have that book (as well as the even funnier, IMHO, The Gallery of Regrettable Food.

But we don't have a coffee table, per se.

DR. SAVAGE?

This is pretty funny, but they still haven't topped the Obama followers post-election loss of purpose.

I did like the blood spitting. That was my biggest laugh. What's wrong with me?

re: #50 Occasional Reader

Wonderful choice. I have that book (as well as the even funnier, IMHO, The Gallery of Regrettable Food.

But we don't have a coffee table, per se.

They had a booklet on the worst album covers at a watering hole close to where I work. Amazing stuff in that one. Millie Jackson is a genius.

re: #49 Zimriel

Do you remember a guy that's been in such an early song?
I've heard a rumour from Ground Control - Oh no, don't say it's true

They got a message from the action man -
"I'm happy, hope you're happy, too."

From "Low."

One of my all-time favorite songs.

Time and again I tell myself,
I'll stay clean tonight.

re: #29 niffl

Your second post and you're trying to get us riled up about a fake DHS takedown of a blog no one's ever heard of? Sod off, swampy...

re: #50 Occasional Reader

Wonderful choice. I have that book (as well as the even funnier, IMHO, The Gallery of Regrettable Food.

But we don't have a coffee table, per se.

I hand off Interior Desecrations to anyone old enough to remember the 70's. It makes for a perfectly wonderful evening.

re: #51 MandyManners

DR. SAVAGE?

Like I said Mandy, those two are nuts suffering from second stage ODS.

re: #47 Dianna

No more big wheels
Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes

I killed the thread!

My mama says, to get things done,
You better not mess with Major Tom...

Did I ever tell you that I ran into a 20-something who didn't know who Neil Armstrong was, but believed in Major Tom?

re: #58 Dark_Falcon

A boy and his sock.

re: #13 reine.de.tout

Yikes!
An entire muffaletta?

(sorry Reine, I got caught up on the torture video thread with a few of the regulars)

Yes, a whole muffalleta! There's a place here that makes the best I have ever had. They make their own olive salad (yuuummm) and I can work up a ferocious craving for one. They're HUGE though, but I can save half for the next day. Magnifique!

re: #37 MandyManners

What is your connection to this blog?

Seems like all the "comments" at that blog are from niffl

re: #60 Dianna

Did I ever tell you that I ran into a 20-something

Here's to you Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
whoa whoa whoa...

re: #59 Occasional Reader

I didn't know you were a Boing Boing fan?

re: #63 reine.de.tout

Seems like all the "comments" at that blog are from niffl

I think it's his blog and he's just talking to himself...

re: #64 Occasional Reader

At this rate, we're gonna be each others' fan clubs!

re: #66 talon_262

I think it's his blog and he's just talking to himself...

Yep, that's the impression I had.

re: #60 Dianna

I killed the thread!

My mama says, to get things done,
You better not mess with Major Tom...

Did I ever tell you that I ran into a 20-something who didn't know who Neil Armstrong was, but believed in Major Tom?

*Sigh* When I worked at the museum we had a school group visit. In a school district that was 70% African-American, one of the teachers didn't know who Jackie Robinson was.

re: #29 niffl

This is just a gimmick to get hits for a sucky blog. Believe me DHS does not give a shit for this stupid blog.

re: #63 reine.de.tout

Seems like all the "comments" at that blog are from niffl

Nifl should go back home... and quit spreading his fog of tricks

re: #66 talon_262

I think it's his blog and he's just talking to himself...

Well, he has to amuse himself somehow!

No, I don't think masturbation is a public activity.

/

It just occurred to me, but if they're going to investigate "torture" does that include the rendition programs?

/what about all those bad people Billy Jeff sent to places like Egypt for real torture?

re: #62 pink freud

(sorry Reine, I got caught up on the torture video thread with a few of the regulars)

Yes, a whole muffalleta! There's a place here that makes the best I have ever had. They make their own olive salad (yuuummm) and I can work up a ferocious craving for one. They're HUGE though, but I can save half for the next day. Magnifique!

I can eat a quarter at a time.
So they last me 4 days.

re: #19 mikeymom

Your dream means that you feel frustrated in your attempts to control and influence the world you find about you. It is, most likely, not about your kids or your husband; they are merely that aspect of the world that is most dear to you. You see important stuff going wrong in the world and you know you could do a better job of fixing it, but you are not in charge and feel that if you did take a stand no one would listen and value your opinion.

You have two options:
1. Run for office
2. Be ready for this dream. When it happens say to your husband, or kids "I can't even hit you, but see how far I can kick this cat!" Lo and behold a cat will appear at your feet and you will be able to boot it over the next door neighbour's roof. Of course, with this option, you'll then have to deal with the guilt of this, but you won't feel frustrated, at any rate.

I hope this helps.
IOAD

re: #67 Dianna

At this rate, we're gonna be each others' fan clubs!

Can everybody spare a little change? We'll all just chip in and by him a Mr. Microphone!

I think it's official. The DHS report has reached pandemic proportions on the paranoia front.

If the DHS is read this now. ;-) I suggest they add "fear of the DHS" to their next set of profiled groups.

re: #60 Dianna

I killed the thread!

My mama says, to get things done,
You better not mess with Major Tom...

Did I ever tell you that I ran into a 20-something who didn't know who Neil Armstrong was, but believed in Major Tom?

Well.

re: #60 Dianna

I killed the thread!

My mama says, to get things done,
You better not mess with Major Tom...

Did I ever tell you that I ran into a 20-something who didn't know who Neil Armstrong was, but believed in Major Tom?

Neil Armstrong? Didn't he sing "What a Wonderful World?"

//

re: #76 SteveC

Can everybody spare a little change? We'll all just chip in and by him a Mr. Microphone!

I don't know if OR can sing, though. Before too much whiskey and too many cigarettes, I wasn't bad. These days...well.

Marianne Faithful sounds better than I do.

re: #72 Dianna

Well, he has to amuse himself somehow!

No, I don't think masturbation is a public activity.

/

They usually lock people up for that and throw away the key, I've heard...

/

re: #75 Investigations of a Dog

2. Be ready for this dream. When it happens say to your husband, or kids "I can't even hit you, but see how far I can kick this cat!" Lo and behold a cat will appear at your feet and you will be able to boot it over the next door neighbour's roof. Of course, with this option, you'll then have to deal with the guilt of this, but you won't feel frustrated, at any rate.

I hope this helps.
IOAD

Does it have to be a cat? How about a pekingese, or a shih tzu?

/yip yip yip

re: #65 Dianna

I didn't know you were a Boing Boing fan?

Boing Boing?

re: #63 reine.de.tout

Seems like all the "comments" at that blog are from niffl

Precisely.

re: #78 MandyManners

I have seen an ad where some very annoying female voice covers Schilling's Major Tom.

The kid actually said, "Well, there's, like, three songs about Major Tom!"

I didn't quite fall to my knees and begin banging my head on the sidewalk, but I was tempted.

re: #80 Dianna

I don't know if OR can sing

If Tom Waits can "sing", than so can I.

re: #83 Occasional Reader

Boing Boing?

That line's from a song by Boing Boing.

Where were you during the 80's?

re: #87 Dianna

That line's from a song by Boing Boing.

Where were you during the 80's?

What?!

No, it's from a song by David Bowie. "Diamond Dogs".

re: #87 Dianna

That line's from a song by Boing Boing.

Where were you during the 80's?

In grade school...

;-P

re: #78 MandyManners

Well.

Thank you for that! Ground control gives you an upding.

I've heard a few Schilling songs - that one and Different Story - but I never knew they were in German originally.

re: #86 Occasional Reader

If Tom Waits can "sing", than so can I.

Good point.

re: #64 Occasional Reader

Here's to you Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
whoa whoa whoa...

re: #77 Gus 802

I think it's official. The DHS report has reached pandemic proportions on the paranoia front.

If the DHS is read this now. ;-) I suggest they add "fear of the DHS" to their next set of profiled groups.

"LRZD-FM on the air, with the Head Lizard himself, C.J., sitting behind the microphone. This one is going out to the overnight crew at the DHS, keeping American bowels impacted, compacted, and distracted. Here's Rockwell with 'Somebody's Watching Me!'"

re: #86 Occasional Reader

If Tom Waits can "sing", than so can I.

Tom Waits and Leonard Cohen and Neil Young can all sing. I will grant you that in each case, there are moods where I can't stand to listen.

They say there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord,
But you don't really care for music, do ya?
Well it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
The minor fall and the major lift,
The baffled king composing Hallelujah.

DHS haz eated blogger!

re: #88 Occasional Reader

What?!

No, it's from a song by David Bowie. "Diamond Dogs".

Um.

I think, from all those years ago, that it was quoted. Though given some of the things I was doing in the 80's, I could easily be wrong.

re: #93 SteveC

"LRZD-FM on the air, with the Head Lizard himself, C.J., sitting behind the microphone. This one is going out to the overnight crew at the DHS, keeping American bowels impacted, compacted, and distracted. Here's Rockwell with 'Somebody's Watching Me!'"

We can start a support call center for those suffering from DHS DS.

1-800-DHS-HELP

Hope for the cure.

//

Chick Corea & Hiromi Uehara - summertime

re: #89 talon_262

In grade school...

;-P

College. Having all too good a time.

re: #91 BignJames

Good point.

Ahem?

Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did,
I got what I paid for now.
See ya tomorrow, hey, Frank, can I borrow
A couple of bucks from you,
To go Waltzing Mathilda...

Is Different Story/ World of Lust & Crime about Van Helsing? There's a lot of that sort of imagery in the video

re: #95 Killgore Trout

DHS haz eated blogger!

Where did he go?

It's a slow night. How about you all go hunt down some avatars?
=)

re: #96 Dianna

Um.

I think, from all those years ago, that it was quoted.

If David Bowie quoted an 80s band in Diamond Dogs (released 1974), he's even more talented than I thought.

re: #102 Racer X

Where did he go?

Been eated. DHS dun it.

re: #100 Dianna

He's a great writer...singer?...not so much.

re: #105 Killgore Trout

Been eated. DHS dun it.

Kuft him.

re: #90 Zimriel

Thank you for that! Ground control gives you an upding.

I've heard a few Schilling songs - that one and Different Story - but I never knew they were in German originally.

That song about the luft balloons got my attention.

So did

re: #105 Killgore Trout

Been eated. DHS dun it.

I'm still waiting for Stinky to serve up its gamey buttocks.

re: #105 Killgore Trout

Maybe the link should be sent to someone who would take it more seriously.

Let's see, to commemorate Earth Day Obama drives his 747 and entourage all the way to Iowa and back.

/how green is that?

Clueless Republican leadership springs into action...
House GOP: Napolitano must go

Favorite cartoon -

Speed Racer
or
Tom Slick?

/discuss

I miss MAD.

re: #97 Gus 802

Hope for the cure.

You mentioned The Cure?

I don't care if Monday's blue,
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday's too,
Thursday, I don't care about you,
It's Friday I'm in love.

I can't listen to videos, but the rest of you can! Youtube Video target="_blank">Friday I'm in Love

re: #111 Killian Bundy

Let's see, to commemorate Earth Day Obama drives his 747 and entourage all the way to Iowa and back.

/how green is that?

He isn't the Emperor, he is the Exempt-or

re: #111 Killian Bundy

Let's see, to commemorate Earth Day Obama drives his 747 and entourage all the way to Iowa and back.

/how green is that?

He's the First Flip-Flopping Fucker.

re: #104 Occasional Reader

If David Bowie quoted an 80s band in Diamond Dogs (released 1974), he's even more talented than I thought.

Boing Boing got started ages before I encountered them. British punk/new wave.

re: #106 BignJames

He's a great writer...singer?...not so much.

Ol 55

Obama.

/seemed like a good idea at the time

re: #101 Zimriel

Is Different Story/ World of Lust & Crime about Van Helsing? There's a lot of that sort of imagery in the video

The comics, or the dreadful movie?

re: #119 BignJames

Ol 55

Oooh, yes. I love that song.

re: #112 Killgore Trout

Clueless Republican leadership springs into action...
House GOP: Napolitano must go

Ugh.

More bad PR.

re: #115 Dianna

You mentioned The Cure?

I don't care if Monday's blue,
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday's too,
Thursday, I don't care about you,
It's Friday I'm in love.

Until a few weeks ago I thought the last line of that song was "This is the Laura Ingraham Show, we'll be right back!"

re: #113 Racer X

Favorite cartoon -

Speed Racer
or
Tom Slick?

/discuss

Tom Slick...and the thunderboltgreaseslapper

re: #114 MandyManners

I miss MAD.

Which version of that acronym?

re: #38 Dianna

sorry for the late reply-phone call-yes the frustrating anxiety dreams i remember

Oh noes. Niffle haz been eated now too.

re: #112 Killgore Trout

Hey Killgore. Got our atlas pasta maker in the other day.
The wife made some up, we served it with olive oil, fresh basil, a little salt and pepper. Excellent. I never had fresh pasta before,
it's great. Thanks for the suggestion.

re: #111 Killian Bundy

Let's see, to commemorate Earth Day Obama drives his 747 and entourage all the way to Iowa and back.

/how green is that?

Wonder if AF One can make it under am interstate under pass without having to fold it's wings...:)

/S

re: #60 Dianna

I killed the thread!

My mama says, to get things done,
You better not mess with Major Tom...

Did I ever tell you that I ran into a 20-something who didn't know who Neil Armstrong was, but believed in Major Tom?

Ground control to Major Tom, tell Neil to get back in the lander.

re: #126 Dianna

Which version of that acronym?

Mutually Assured Destruction.

re: #132 MandyManners

Mutually Assured Destruction.

OK.

re: #129 NonNativeTexan

Glad you enjoyed it. It's a little bit of work but it's worth it.

I see the media and congressional prosecution of the Bush Administration has begun. Just as I surmised. We are not so different than Iran after all. Obama is scum. Pitiful scum. This is a reaction to the criticism of his bow and jive hand hand shake.

re: #118 Dianna

re: #104 Occasional Reader

Boing Boing got started ages before I encountered them. British punk/new wave.

My dear, the lyrics can be definitely tied to Bowie from 1974. If you can find an earlier Oingo Boingo citation, I cede the point. But I believe you are mistaken.

re: #136 Occasional Reader

My dear, the lyrics can be definitely tied to Bowie from 1974. If you can find an earlier Oingo BoingoBoing Boing citation, I cede the point. But I believe you are mistaken.

Correction.

re: #123 Gus 802

Yeah, pretty bad. I was hoping at least the politicians might stay sane the base went nuts. They seem to be following the crowd.

re: #128 Killgore Trout

Oh noes. Niffle haz been eated now too.

Whut duz Napolitano haz on mee!

re: #134 Killgore Trout

Glad you enjoyed it. It's a little bit of work but it's worth it.

It's a lot of fun though. We are going to Central Market this
weekend and check out different kinds of flour.

re: #121 Dianna

The comics, or the dreadful movie?

The legend... I haven't bothered with the comics or the movie. And "A Different Story" was an '80s song that I got to watch a LOT when I was a kid. (In the late 1980s, Houston had an MTV-like public access channel which did music videos. Most of them sucked. But they did introduce me to Schilling and a-Ha, which for whatever reason didn't get radio play then.)

re: #135 pat

I see the media and congressional prosecution of the Bush Administration has begun. Just as I surmised. We are not so different than Iran after all. Obama is scum. Pitiful scum. This is a reaction to the criticism of his bow and jive hand hand shake.

It's time to PUSH-BACK.

re: #75 Investigations of a Dog
OHH NOES! my mikey is my lover man--i would kick a small d og tho!/

re: #135 pat

I see the media and congressional prosecution of the Bush Administration has begun. Just as I surmised. We are not so different than Iran after all. Obama is scum. Pitiful scum. This is a reaction to the criticism of his bow and jive hand hand shake.

And what would stop any new Administration from dealing with the "sins" of the previous Administration? This does not bode well at all.

re: #136 Occasional Reader

My dear, the lyrics can be definitely tied to Bowie from 1974. If you can find an earlier Oingo Boingo citation, I cede the point. But I believe you are mistaken.

More than possible. The 80's were a lot of fun, but lyrics and who quoted whom when are more than a little bit of a blur.

Particularly if I might have encountered it at the Mab. There are stories I don't relate on a public forum about those days.

re: #140 NonNativeTexan

Good semolina flour is worth a little extra money.

re: #138 Killgore Trout

Yeah, pretty bad. I was hoping at least the politicians might stay sane the base went nuts. They seem to be following the crowd.

Yeah, they might as well start inviting Ron Paul back into the inner circle.

re: #136 Occasional Reader

My dear, the lyrics can be definitely tied to Bowie from 1974. If you can find an earlier Oingo Boingo citation, I cede the point. But I believe you are mistaken.

Gerald McBoing Boing!

re: #139 Charles

Whut duz Napolitano haz on mee!

Andrew or Janet? ;-)

re: #145 Dianna

Particularly if I might have encountered it at the Mab.

The Museo de Arte de Bahia?

re: #120 Killian Bundy

Obama.

/seemed like a good idea I dunno, I was really drunk at the time

_{I was just telling him, he couldnt get into number 2. He was asking why he wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
screaming and telling him why he wasnt coming up on freely}

This just in, with the title: "creationism" ...

Why the hatred toward creationism? Haven't been to the site in a while.

It's creepy how you hate.?

re: #147 Gus 802

Yeah, they might as well start inviting Ron Paul back into the inner circle.

*Opens fresh bottle* Let it be known that I plan to intentionally violate the Iron Fist rule if that happens.

OT:

That tricksy God / Flying spaghetti monster goes and plants a hoax fossil again...

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

BiJ.

just sayin--small dog peeps are weird--was working in my frint yard tonight and a lady walking a 3 lb dog stopped to talk-was complaing about the fox that roams our neighborhood-the fox and his mate have lived here for years and has never hurt anyone--lady wants toi call animal control cause the fox "barked" at her dog--i wanted to bring my 20 lb cat out to growl at her dog too-

re: #150 Occasional Reader

The Museo de Arte de Bahia?

Mabuhe Gardens. A club in San Francisco. I think it's dead, now.

The dance floor was more exciting between bands than during them, I remember that much.

re: #29 niffl

I just joined this thread, and this is terrible! Those damned veteran-profiling, black-helicopter-flying, secret-FEMA-camp-building DHS IDOITS! They totally shut this blog down! When I click on it, all I get is a bunch of stream-of-consciousness rants full of misspellings and grammatical errors. WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THE BLOG?

re: #152 Charles

It's creepy how you hate.?

But you only hate creeps. Maybe that disturbs them?

re: #123 Gus 802

Ugh.

More bad PR.

Image: funny-pictures-cat-threatens-you-with-lawyers.jpg

re: #135 pat

I see the media and congressional prosecution of the Bush Administration has begun. Just as I surmised. We are not so different than Iran after all. Obama is scum. Pitiful scum. This is a reaction to the criticism of his bow and jive hand hand shake.

I don't even think it's Obama pushing this. I think the last eight years built up an undercurrent of hate among the Left and the Democrats, particularly in the universities and the media. They want the blood. Obama, if his Chicago career is any guide, just wants to know what the rules are so he can keep up.

Which is not to excuse Obama for his vaccilation. I've said already that he is irresponsible. But I don't think there's outright malice. (If Hillary were President now, I'd suspect malice. And Hillary isn't helping by calling Cheney a liar...)

re: #159 Dustyvet

[Link: southbytexasstate.files.wordpress.com...]

O noz! I am Libelzgus! //

re: #154 Brit in Japan

OT:

That tricksy God / Flying spaghetti monster goes and plants a hoax fossil again...

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

BiJ.

I've been touched by his noodly appendage!

re: #147 Gus 802
Instapundit links to this and says "I'd be ok with that"...
"Are Republicans turning into libertarians?"

Maybe you see a pattern there and maybe you don't. But of the roughly four different pathways the Republicans could take in the post-Obama universe -- toward Ron Paulesque libertarianism, toward Sarah Palinesque cultural populism, toward Mike Huckabeesque big-government conservatism, or toward Olympia Snowesque moderation/ good-governmentism -- the libertarian side would seem to have had the best go of things in the First 100 Days.

I have nothing against libertarianism as a philosophy but everybody's adopting the crazy elements of libertarianism and leaving the good stuff behind. It's a bummer but it looks like where things are headed.

re: #128 Killgore Trout

Oh noes. Niffle haz been eated now too.

And like an idoit [sic] I went and quoted it as I was mocking it.

Oh well.

re: #152 Charles

This just in, with the title: "creationism" ...

Just pisses me of to no end.

re: #162 Dianna

I've been touched by his noodly appendage!

oh no--not a penis thread--again!

re: #123 Gus 802

Ugh.

More bad PR.

AllahPundit makes a good point about exaggerated rhetoric:

Leave it to the GOP to blow an easy lay-up like sticking up for vets by invoking hyperbolic comparisons to Red China and jailing of dissidents. Funny thing: If they did somehow succeed in getting Napolitano canned, her likely next move would be … running for Senate in Arizona, where she’d be well positioned to turn the seat blue thanks to the internecine McCain/Simcox primary bloodletting to come. Napolitano must stay!

re: #166 mikeymom

oh no--not a penis thread--again!

If the FSM makes for a penis thread, penises are in trouble.

re: #155 mikeymom

just sayin--small dog peeps are weird--was working in my frint yard tonight and a lady walking a 3 lb dog stopped to talk-was complaing about the fox that roams our neighborhood-the fox and his mate have lived here for years and has never hurt anyone--lady wants toi call animal control cause the fox "barked" at her dog--i wanted to bring my 20 lb cat out to growl at her dog too-

Got coyotes in the City limits of Seattle, a few years back media was having a field day with small animal "mutilations" until a wildlife biologist looked at the carcasses and confirmed coyote predation.

re: #139 Charles

Whut duz Napolitano haz on mee!

Ur entire blog haz been SEEZD!

re: #154 Brit in Japan

The SciAm link was posted in a previous thread. Note that if you go to the Nature article itself, while the text of the article is behind a pay-wall, the supplemental material is available for downloading (includes skeletal view, scans of the fossils, map.)

re: #160 Zimriel

I don't even think it's Obama pushing this. I think the last eight years built up an undercurrent of hate among the Left and the Democrats, particularly in the universities and the media. They want the blood. Obama, if his Chicago career is any guide, just wants to know what the rules are so he can keep up.

Which is not to excuse Obama for his vaccilation. I've said already that he is irresponsible. But I don't think there's outright malice. (If Hillary were President now, I'd suspect malice. And Hillary isn't helping by calling Cheney a liar...)

Zimriel ... you don't think Obama is responsible ... not even at least during the two years of his campaigning? ... what about this:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

I know I have posted it before but I don't want people to forget just exactly what he did and said during the whole two years ... he said it then and he meant it ... whether he finds it to his political advantage to carry it out now remains to be seen ...

In a grocery warehouse superstore today; guy had just purchased one of those huge boxes of wine. It slid off the cart and somehow ruptured. Two drowned! One other guy was able to get away but was seriously drunk.

OT -

I ran into this piece of work browsing through youtube (I have no idea the chain of videos that actually led me to this), but has anyone else actually seen this piece of work?

/That woman has too much time on her hands.

re: #163 Killgore Trout

Instapundit links to this and says "I'd be ok with that"...
"Are Republicans turning into libertarians?"

I have nothing against libertarianism as a philosophy but everybody's adopting the crazy elements of libertarianism and leaving the good stuff behind. It's a bummer but it looks like where things are headed.

They're all getting on the Bandwagon? You know I'm a bit of a libertarian. Lower case of course. Ron Paul doesn't represent sane libertarianism. I'm more in line with I see on ReasonTV to that end. He thinks it's OK to hook up with these people he's free to do that. He has to remember though that Bob Bar went on a "witch hunt" after Wiccans not to long ago.

re: #169 jcm

Got coyotes in the City limits of Seattle, a few years back media was having a field day with small animal "mutilations" until a wildlife biologist looked at the carcasses and confirmed coyote predation.

We've got 'em here in DC, too. I've seen them.
(Fortunately, they haven't discovered the ACME Corp. yet, or maybe these days they just can't get credit.)

re: #168 Dianna

If the FSM makes for a penis thread, penises are in trouble.

hee hee-watching all male lizards grabbing their packages-

re: #169 jcm

Got coyotes in the City limits of Seattle, a few years back media was having a field day with small animal "mutilations" until a wildlife biologist looked at the carcasses and confirmed coyote predation.

Image: 197622.jpg

re: #174 rhino2

There was a whole post about that.

re: #167 jaunte

Good point.

Simcox isn't going anywhere. Did you ever read about his divorce?

Evening Lizards. Sorry to go OT but I need the opinions of the community on this Pakistan problem. Does anyone else see this imminent collapse of their government and the take over by the Taliban as something that is soon in the future? And if so, don't you think that Al Qaeda will aim some of those 100 Nukes at us? And does anyone here trust the Administration to hit em first or are we in for some serious shit. My kids and grandbabies are in New York and Phoenix. I have been reluctant to sound any preparation for the worst alarms but I am beginning to worry alittle bit.

re: #139 Charles

Whut duz Napolitano haz on mee!

So you now get DHS checks in addition to the Zionist checks!

Who says you can't make money in this economy?

re: #177 mikeymom

hee hee-watching all male lizards grabbing their packages-

DHS Thread! :)

re: #172 JacksonTn

Zimriel ... you don't think Obama is responsible ... not even at least during the two years of his campaigning? ... what about this:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

I know I have posted it before but I don't want people to forget just exactly what he did and said during the whole two years ... he said it then and he meant it ... whether he finds it to his political advantage to carry it out now remains to be seen ...

Yikes. Shades of uncle Max's saying that "if someone says he wishes you harm, then you should listen"...

re: #169 jcm

Got coyotes in the City limits of Seattle, a few years back media was having a field day with small animal "mutilations" until a wildlife biologist looked at the carcasses and confirmed coyote predation.

we have coyotes around here to-in a suburban subdivision-- i love to hear them sing around 3 am--colorado-

re: #168 Dianna

If the FSM makes for a penis thread, penises are in trouble.

For some reason I suddenly thought of hentai...

/google if you dare, but beware, beware...

I thought you were talking about Judge Napolitano from Fox News.

re: #186 BlueCanuck

For some reason I suddenly thought of hentai...

/google if you dare, but beware, beware...

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re: #187 Mich-again

I thought you were talking about Judge Napolitano from Fox News.

You know we talkin' about Shaft!

re: #186 BlueCanuck

For some reason I suddenly thought of hentai...

/google if you dare, but beware, beware...

Unfortunately, I already know about hentai. I blame TV Tropes.

re: #187 Mich-again

I thought you were talking about Judge Napolitano from Fox News.

Somebody Tweeted her as Neopolitan the other day.

re: #178 Dustyvet

[Link: www.pollsb.com...]

ROFL!

re: #181 Capitalistincharge

You're assuming Pakistan is some monolithic entity. Even if the current government frayed, the immediate solution will be the assent of the non-Taliban military into control of whatever part of the country they could take, including the nukes (which you've probably over estimated by count.)

re: #180 Gus 802

Good point.

Simcox isn't going anywhere. Did you ever read about his divorce?

This was an interesting read: The Simcox makeover
[Link: dneiwert.blogspot.com...]

re: #185 mikeymom

we have coyotes around here to-in a suburban subdivision-- i love to hear them sing around 3 am--colorado-

Coyotes have adapted well to urban and suburban environments.

re: #166 mikeymom

oh no--not a penis thread--again!

Aww, come on-it's been weeks! The Other Ladies have been demanding one...

/white smoke...

re: #181 Capitalistincharge

Evening Lizards. Sorry to go OT but I need the opinions of the community on this Pakistan problem. Does anyone else see this imminent collapse of their government and the take over by the Taliban as something that is soon in the future? And if so, don't you think that Al Qaeda will aim some of those 100 Nukes at us? And does anyone here trust the Administration to hit em first or are we in for some serious shit. My kids and grandbabies are in New York and Phoenix. I have been reluctant to sound any preparation for the worst alarms but I am beginning to worry alittle bit.

What in the world?!

You're concerned about the launch of 100 nuclear weapons from Al-Q?

GET A GRIP.

re: #175 Gus 802

I looked into libertarianism after 9-11. There's nothing really wrong with the philosophy but it just seems most people take it too far. It's been a dumping ground for kooks for a really long time.

OT - Various companies have been calling my phone number and when I answer the phone, first there is a loud cough and then a recording from one of the companies. Anyone else suddenly receiving calls like this? I cannot figure out what that pre-recorded cough is all about.

re: #186 BlueCanuck

Oh, and just because:

A damsel with a dulcimer
in a vision once I saw.
It was an Abyssinian maid,
and on her dulcimer she played,
singing of mount Abora.

Could I revive within me
her symphony and song.
To such a deep delight 'twould win me,
that with music loud and long,
I would build that dome in air!
That sunny dome! Those caves of ice!
and all who heard should see them there!
and all should cry, Beware! Beware!
his flashing eyes! his floating hair!

Weave a circle round him thrice,
and close your eyes with holy dread;
for he on honey-dew hath fed,
and drunk the milk of Paradise.

speaking of penii--mikeydad recently had a severe drug reaction to a sulpha based drug--the skin on his member started peeling off--was quite horrifying--he jkept saying--"" look at it!" i said--after 41 yrs, i've seen enough of it! then he said--why there? if i had to have a drug reaction, why THERE? why couldn't my nose peel?

re: #194 jaunte

This was an interesting read: The Simcox makeover
[Link: dneiwert.blogspot.com...]

Thanks. Bookmarked and I'll read it later. Looks like they referenced some of the sites I looked at. It's a makeover all right. Part of it includes him now supporting the "Dream Act" if I am not mistaken. However his record stands and frankly he's doomed if he beats McCain. They'll slaughter him and that district will go blue.

IMO

re: #181 Capitalistincharge

Evening Lizards. Sorry to go OT but I need the opinions of the community on this Pakistan problem. Does anyone else see this imminent collapse of their government and the take over by the Taliban as something that is soon in the future? And if so, don't you think that Al Qaeda will aim some of those 100 Nukes at us? And does anyone here trust the Administration to hit em first or are we in for some serious shit. My kids and grandbabies are in New York and Phoenix. I have been reluctant to sound any preparation for the worst alarms but I am beginning to worry alittle bit.

I wish I had something optimistic to say.

Uh... Al-Q will probably not be able to keep those bombs in good condition long enough for an actual fission reaction to go off. So they'll most likely just lightly irradiate the ports in New York and LA.

Hezballah seem to be a more disciplined bunch and I should worry more about Iran... not that Obama's CIA is going to be much good there either.

re: #174 rhino2

Wow, she went and made an entire anti-LGF hate video! I only made it through the first minute or two, but I didn't notice myself mentioned, and frankly I'm kinda hurt.

Have you checked out all the other videos, where she tapes herself sitting around her New York apartment, ranting? She seems oddly familiar. I feel like I may have had an awful blind date with her once in the late 90's.

re: #195 jcm

Coyotes have adapted well to urban and suburban environments.

Wily Coyote Wanders Into Loop Sandwich Shop

[Link: cbs2chicago.com...]

re: #181 Capitalistincharge

Does anyone else see this imminent collapse of their government and the take over by the Taliban as something that is soon in the future? And if so, don't you think that Al Qaeda will aim some of those 100 Nukes at us?

They don't have the range. Not even in the ballpark. It'll be an interesting situation to watch but we're not in any danger.

re: #199 SummerSong

It's supposed to fool you into believing there's a real person on the line.

re: #181 Capitalistincharge

don't you think that Al Qaeda will aim some of those 100 Nukes at us?

/can't arm the warheads without the codes and guessing disables them

re: #201 mikeymom

There is absolutely nothing I can say to that. So I'm not gonna even try.

re: #181 Capitalistincharge

Evening Lizards. Sorry to go OT but I need the opinions of the community on this Pakistan problem. Does anyone else see this imminent collapse of their government and the take over by the Taliban as something that is soon in the future? And if so, don't you think that Al Qaeda will aim some of those 100 Nukes at us? And does anyone here trust the Administration to hit em first or are we in for some serious shit. My kids and grandbabies are in New York and Phoenix. I have been reluctant to sound any preparation for the worst alarms but I am beginning to worry alittle bit.

Pakistan has the Chinese M-11 (CSS-7) as its nuclear delivery system. Range 300km.

re: #202 Gus 802

He doesn't look electable, just at a quick glance.

re: #209 Dianna

maybe you could put that in your book? it was great dramA!

re: #198 Killgore Trout

I looked into libertarianism after 9-11. There's nothing really wrong with the philosophy but it just seems most people take it too far. It's been a dumping ground for kooks for a really long time.

Yeah, has been for a while it seems. A lot of one issue voters and the last round it seemed like just anti-war people and pot smokers. Nothing of my concern.

Frankly I know the GOP has its current crop of problems but I saw Romney this morning over at Hot Air and I like him more and more each day. Not saying he's perfect but there's something about him: his speaking style, what he says of course, etc.

re: #174 rhino2

OT -

I ran into this piece of work browsing through youtube (I have no idea the chain of videos that actually led me to this), but has anyone else actually
seen this piece of work? [href deleted]

/That woman has too much time on her hands.

We've seen it, and it sucks.

re: #205 Dustyvet

Wily Coyote Wanders Into Loop Sandwich Shop

[Link: cbs2chicago.com...]

Was the Roadrunner there as well?

Good night.

re: #205 Dustyvet

Wily Coyote Wanders Into Loop Sandwich Shop

[Link: cbs2chicago.com...]

Cooler Coyote!

re: #215 Dark_Falcon

Was the Roadrunner there as well?

Nope, little guy just walked in and sat in the drink cooler...

re: #211 jaunte

He doesn't look electable, just at a quick glance.

I don't think so either. His personal history is what kills his chances. That has always been a big minus in politics.

re: #207 Dianna

It's supposed to fool you into believing there's a real person on the line.

Nice of them to cough in my face, first. Sheesh.

re: #208 Killian Bundy

/can't arm the warheads without the codes and guessing disables them

Besides, if you watch the movies, you know:

1) The good guys survive, even if they are sitting on the bloomin' thing when it goes off.

2) If you're on the phone, the person on the other end will hear a high pitched whine.

3) They'll still be able to get you on your cell phone, though.

4) If you see butterflies, you won't be irradiated.

5) When James Bond defuses it, the clock will stop on 0:07.

re: #197 MandyManners

No, just one would do it I suppose. I am not going off the deep end, Mandy. Just trying to wade through some of the reports coming out on the advancement of A-Q on Islamabad. I did overstate the number of nukes by mistake. I guess it's more like 25-30 with 60 ballistic delivery systems available...I added the numbers, sorry. Just trying to learn...not losing it and needing to "get a grip".

re: #218 Dustyvet

Nope, little guy just walked in and sat in the drink cooler...

Evening, Dusty...Would you want one of these? It should be the video on the screen, just click...

Nice Pistol

re: #223 Pietr

Evening, Dusty...Would you want one of these? It should be the video on the screen, just click...

Nice Pistol

I want one...:) Thanks for the video...:)

re: #208 Killian Bundy

Thanks for that. I've been following as much as possible and realize that our gov, under Bush, was helping the Paki gov to make the nukes as secure and unattainable as possible to the terrorists. There are so many differing reports by supposed experts as to what the world could expect if Islamabad did, indeed, fall.

re: #179 freetoken

Ah sorry, I apparently missed it.

re: #221 SteveC

ROFL, maybe I should re-watch Clear & Present Danger.

re: #209 Dianna

There is absolutely nothing I can say to that. So I'm not gonna even try.

Here. Let me give it a go.

Mikey Mom: We're not interested in hearing about your husband's peeling member, m'kay?

re: #225 Capitalistincharge

Thanks for that. I've been following as much as possible and realize that our gov, under Bush, was helping the Paki gov to make the nukes as secure and unattainable as possible to the terrorists. There are so many differing reports by supposed experts as to what the world could expect if Islamabad did, indeed, fall.

/us securing/spiking the warheads would be a top priority, most likely falling to SEALs and NEST

re: #229 Killian Bundy

/us securing/spiking the warheads would be a top priority, most likely falling to SEALs and NEST

We also helped with their nuclear security arrangements, insider knowledge of the best sort.

re: #224 Dustyvet

I want one...:) Thanks for the video...:)

If you kept the link, at the bottom left, they show GI's in A'stan walking thru a huge pot field. Methinks some were a little too interested in the crop...Heh Heh.

Well, I dreamed a murder and wrote a story out of it.
Currently undergoing revisions thanks to another lizard.

Hey mikeymom - are you still out here?

re: #37 MandyManners

He? had had his connection permanently disconnected.

re: #201 mikeymom

speaking of penii--mikeydad recently had a severe drug reaction to a sulpha based drug

Yikes! Is it, um, all better now?

I miss the female anchor. Her seriousness was hilarious.

I strongly support Nancy Fitchandler for an anchor spot on MSNBC. She's excellent.