Rupert Murdoch may need to put Glenn Beck on suicide watch after his latest paranoid rant about ACORN:

“If I’m ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I’m not suicidal. And I’m a pretty good driver.”

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Beck says he isn’t suicidal in this clip, but on other occasions he has said something completely different. For example, in a November 2008 radio show about a teenager who committed suicide:

Do you see yourself there at all? Have you ever been there? I’ve been there.

Seriously, Rupert. Keep an eye on this guy.