I review the job performance of the current President:

FAIL

President's Job Review so far-

A) FAIL
B) EPIC FAIL
C) GO AWAY ALREADY
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

/I choose D)

The crawl: "Republicans accuse Department of Interior of politicizing whatever it is Department of Interior does..."

Economic Quarantine Zone. LOL

re: #3 Charles

Interior design?

lol

re: #5 Fenway_Nation

Matching rugs to drapes?

My productivity sucks because I'm too angry at his latest B.S. to get any work done.

Inspirational posters- lol

I hate those things.

"The old president never gave a shit what we did".
Lol

re: #10 Sharmuta

I hate those things.

Try Demotivators. My personal favorite depicts an order of french fries with the caption "Potential: Not everyone gets to grow up to be an astronaut."

ATTN: Baseball fans
Catch of the day

Money quote: we preferred the last president because quote "he didn't give a s--- what we did."

Conservatism in a nutshell!

Apparently porkulus has been creating or "sustaining" jobs at a rate of $92,000 per job.

[Link: money.cnn.com...]

The White House says the figure is in line with its projection that the $787 billion recovery act has created or saved 150,000 jobs in the administration's first 100 days. The 150,000 number, which includes direct and indirect positions, is an estimate based on the amount of stimulus funds spent. Each $92,000 of stimulus funds spent translates into one job, according to the White House formula.

These figures are from people trying to defend porkulus. At that price, I can only assume Obama is personally flying over in an extremely low 747 to confirm each individual job has been saved.

re: #11 Killgore TroutLOL, that was funny.

re: #15 Diamond Bullet

Apparently porkulus has been creating or "sustaining" jobs at a rate of $92,000 per job.

[Link: money.cnn.com...]

These figures are from people trying to defend porkulus. At that price, I can only assume Obama is personally flying over in an extremely low 747 to confirm each individual job has been saved.

My husband would happily accept $92K per year directly, no middleman.

re: #13 Killgore Trout

They say "in Japan" on the website... but that must be in error. Not only is the TV language Chinese, but so are the advertisements and the spectators.

I'm so upset at the prospect of cap & trade passing that I've taken the unprecedented step of watching CSPAN...

re: #12 doppelganglander

Try Demotivators. My personal favorite depicts an order of french fries with the caption "Potential: Not everyone gets to grow up to be an astronaut."

I like this one:

CLUELESSNESS
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

re: #12 doppelganglander

Try Demotivators. My personal favorite depicts an order of french fries with the caption "Potential: Not everyone gets to grow up to be an astronaut."

This one is the best and on topic:

GOVERNMENT
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

re: #10 Sharmuta

I hate those things.

You should like these then: Demotivational Posters

re: #12 doppelganglander

Try Demotivators. My personal favorite depicts an order of french fries with the caption "Potential: Not everyone gets to grow up to be an astronaut."

Here's my favorite
Government
If you think the problems we create are bad
Just wait until you see our solutions.

Late again...

re: #21 Sharmuta

This one is the best and on topic:

GOVERNMENT
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

How about this:

VISION
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?

The interviews wont be easy for Lizards, Obama, He hates us.

re: #21 Sharmuta

re: #23 Kosh's Shadow

GMTA. Less than 30 seconds. But then, I linked to the poster.

All the cross-posting is too funny. We love our Demotivators!

o is not qualified to hold job performance reviews of anyone's work ethic.
he has never had a real job.

Maybe this has been posted already today, but I just saw it... it's a great protest video from Iran: Beat it!

re: #29 buzzsawmonkey

Aren't the Demotivators the sworn enemy of the Transformers?

That reminds me - I asked my daughter about any bee imagery in the film and she said she did not notice anything like what you described.

Ugh, really nasty: posters on an alleged "religious" blog rejoicing over the death of Michael Jackson

He was eccentric and considered a freak by many, but he was enormously talented and his death at a relatively young age is a tragedy. Condolences for his fans and family.

re: #18 freetoken

Nice catch. That does sound like Chinese. Maybe Korean? I don't think the Chinese play baseball. Also the chick has those noise makers that the Japanese use at games. The way she covers her mouth when laughing is also very Japanese.

re: #29 buzzsawmonkey

Aren't the Demotivators the sworn enemy of the Transformers?

The Transformers are Gobots; their enemies are the Decepticons, otherwise known as Obamabots.

/

I love the new T. Social Networking: Unlocking the awesome potential of behavioral disorders.

re: #26 DEZes

He gave me a bonus. I'll put in a good word for you.

re: #30 nyc redneck

Fact: by the time Obama ends his first term, he will have held down his longest fulltime job.

re: #30 nyc redneck

o is not qualified to hold job performance reviews of anyone's work ethic.
he has never had a real job.

...and this is different than most people who have reviewed my performance in the past how? /

STUPIDITY
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

LOL

re: #36 buzzsawmonkey

Thank you. You may have saved me two hours of agony.

No problem. You might want to ask a couple of others who have seen the movie, since it's possible she missed something.

re: #38 Killgore Trout

He gave me a bonus. I'll put in a good word for you.

He gonna bonus all.

/don't worry

I laughed but now I feel bad. Making fun of Obama is unpatriotic.

re: #21 Sharmuta

This one is the best and on topic:

GOVERNMENT
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

They also have a bit of Hope and Change over there.

re: #42 doppelganglander

No problem. You might want to ask a couple of others who have seen the movie, since it's possible she missed something.

What bee imagery? The black and yellow new-style Camaro in the first movie was referred to as "bumblebee".

re: #44 HelloDare

I laughed but now I feel bad. Making fun of Obama is unpatriotic.

No sarc tag?

We all get a bonus. Bonus tax bill.

re: #47 DEZes

No sarc tag?

///

re: #43 OldLineTexan

He gonna bonus all.

/don't worry

Damn good point.

re: #49 HelloDare

/// ///

Careful with those ... too many rogers the comment boxes.

;)

re: #46 OldLineTexan

What bee imagery? The black and yellow new-style Camaro in the first movie was referred to as "bumblebee".

buzzsawmonkey asked specifically about items bearing the image of a bee, such as antenna toppers and air fresheners, in the new movie. Did you see it?

Glad I am not the only one that sees this officious, ignorant ass is a nightmare.

re: #51 buzzsawmonkey

So was the old Camaro which preceded it in the other film.

I was asking about whether any images resembling the bee used on the air freshener that appeared on the old Camaro appeared in the new movie.

I will keep an eye out for ya.

/parent of a nine year old boy, and it's summer

OT, but is anyone going to see The Stoning of Soraya M. this weekend? It's not opening until July here, but I've heard it is an incredible film.

Its Friday Lizards, WOOT.
Are any hatchlings on duty to serve adult refreshments?

re: #41 Sharmuta

STUPIDITY
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

LOL

Fess up...you were my coach right? :)

re: #53 doppelganglander

buzzsawmonkey asked specifically about items bearing the image of a bee, such as antenna toppers and air fresheners, in the new movie. Did you see it?

This weekend, if things go to plan.

Here's a Demotivator for Obama
The secret of success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
"It's all Bush's fault"

re: #44 HelloDare

I laughed but now I feel bad. Making fun of Obama is unpatriotic.

Don't feel too bad. 0 don't give a fuck what you (or I) think.

OK...let it be known that I want to kick Waxman square in his smug little face through the TV screen...

Does anyone really think BO will go away in four years? I think he's going to try to set himself up as POTUS for life. He's got that dictator mentality and rules don't seem to apply to him. But I'm probably just being paranoid. I need another beer.

re: #57 DEZes

Its Friday Lizards, WOOT.
Are any hatchlings on duty to serve adult refreshments?

Hi..My name is the Hoopster..I'll be your waiter tonight...
What may I get you to drink tonight?

re: #45 Slumbering Behemoth

They also have a bit of Hope and Change over there.

Change was especially good given what we might get with Cap and Trade and Obamacare.

re: #64 code red 21

NURSE! I need a sarc tag, an ODS vaccine, and a pint of stout STAT!

/

re: #1 zombie

I review the job performance of the current President:

EPIC FAIL

FTFY

re: #56 capitalist piglet

OT, but is anyone going to see The Stoning of Soraya M. this weekend? It's not opening until July here, but I've heard it is an incredible film.

I read about it at NRO. Am going to wait until it's on DVD so I can watch at home. Otherwise I may embarrass myself in the theater.

re: #56 capitalist piglet

OT, but is anyone going to see The Stoning of Soraya M. this weekend? It's not opening until July here, but I've heard it is an incredible film.

I've read about it but I can't bear to go see things like that. Over at NRO, there was an excellent post about it in The Corner by an Iranian woman living in the U.S. I posted it to my Facebook in hopes others would be moved to see it.

re: #65 HoosierHoops

Hi..My name is the Hoopster..I'll be your waiter tonight...
What may I get you to drink tonight?

Your not a hatchling, are they slacking?
Oh Makers over ice will do nice.

re: #5 Fenway_Nation

Interior design?

Think of the colors!

re: #63 Fenway_Nation

OK...let it be known that I want to kick Waxman square in his smug little face through the TV screen...

Your foot would get stuck in his nostril.

re: #47 DEZes

No sarc tag?

It's implied.

re: #63 Fenway_Nation
If you are angry instead of disheartened you haven't been watching long enough.

I wish some team would have picked Obama in the NBA draft. At least there he could could fail miserably and not damage the country.

re: #73 VegasRick

Your foot would get stuck in his nostril.

Waxman: You Thought "Long Pork" Was A Cannibal Joke

re: #73 VegasRick

That would further impair his ability to read his own legislation that he never bothered to read in the first place...

re: #73 VegasRick

Your foot would get stuck in his nostril.

Oooo, boogers!

re: #60 Kosh's Shadow

Demotivatore poster:

Scapegoat:

Remember, if you screw up, you can always blame it on Bush.

re: #64 code red 21

Won't he have to declare Marshall Law first, just like Bush had?

/intentional

Here's the question Obama eventually gets around to asking everyone in their performance review.

What would you say You do here?

re: #64 code red 21

Kos like talk not permitted. No more dwinks for you.

re: #61 VegasRick

Good think they didn't make fun of Palin. She'd have them shut down.

re: #79 Ward Cleaver

Oooo, boogers!

Those caves are big enough to hide the Millenium Falcon. I expect to see Imperial Star Destroyers orbiting his head everytime I see him.

re: #84 Killgore Trout

Good think they didn't make fun of Palin. She'd have them shut down.

Based upon...?

re: #84 Killgore Trout

Good think they didn't make fun of Palin. She'd have them shut down.

Yes, she has destroyed all her enemies, and rules as The White Queen.

/holy shit, did I go through the back of a wardrobe?

re: #86 solomonpanting

Based upon...?

Paranoia will destroy ya.

re: #71 DEZes

Your not a hatchling, are they slacking?
Oh Makers over ice will do nice.

Hatchling never get it right.Rookies...
Makers Mark coming up for my Hoosier Buddy

I'm kinda partial to this one for the current administration and their handling of the economy: Arrogance

re: #85 OldLineTexan

Those caves are big enough to hide the Millenium Falcon. I expect to see Imperial Star Destroyers orbiting his head everytime I see him.

Is that your grandson in your avatar? He's cute.

/and the pup is, too

re: #83 unrealizedviewpoint

Kos like talk not permitted. No more dwinks for you.

I said I was paranoid didn't I? What do you want it's Friday. Besides I still have one beer left.
//

I'm out. Take care!

re: #70 doppelganglander

I've read about it but I can't bear to go see things like that. Over at NRO, there was an excellent post about it in The Corner by an Iranian woman living in the U.S. I posted it to my Facebook in hopes others would be moved to see it.

Wow. Thank you for that link.

I'm going to go see it when it comes to Seattle. Michael Medved gave it four stars...pretty rare.

I just discovered that the iTunes store has Onion videos as podcasts, for free. If you subscribe you get your own copies, downloaded automatically as soon as they're released. Here's the link:

[Link: itunes.apple.com...]

re: #91 Ward Cleaver

Is that your grandson in your avatar? He's cute.

/and the pup is, too

That's my son, and one of the poodles.

I will have to get a grandson avatar - he now has two teeth.

re: #64 code red 21

Does anyone really think BO will go away in four years? I think he's going to try to set himself up as POTUS for life. He's got that dictator mentality and rules don't seem to apply to him. But I'm probably just being paranoid. I need another beer.

Michelle will run for President. Hey, at least she's a citizen. ///

re: #95 Charles

I just discovered that the iTunes store has Onion videos as podcasts, for free. If you subscribe you get your own copies, downloaded automatically as soon as they're released. Here's the link:

[Link: itunes.apple.com...]

Now we just need to get them on CrackBerry.

Speaking of, how about a mobile version of LGF?

re: #89 HoosierHoops

Hatchling never get it right.Rookies...
Makers Mark coming up for my Hoosier Buddy

Ah, thats the ticket. ;)

re: #95 Charles

I just discovered that the iTunes store has Onion videos as podcasts, for free. If you subscribe you get your own copies, downloaded automatically as soon as they're released. Here's the link:

[Link: itunes.apple.com...]

Lefty I wants free stuff! Cool junk for my iPod.

My boss is Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (got this explanation from a co-worker). The good news is I've been meeting with Dr. Jekyll for a while now.

re: #96 OldLineTexan

That's my son, and one of the poodles.

I will have to get a grandson avatar - he now has two teeth.

Sorry if I aged you. My mom used to get that with my kid brother. "Is that your grandson?"

/whack!

re: #98 Ward Cleaver

Now we just need to get them on CrackBerry.

Speaking of, how about a mobile version of LGF?

Amen - I have a long bus ride.

re: #99 DEZes

Ah, thats the ticket. ;)

Morgan Fairchild?

re: #104 Ward Cleaver

Morgan Fairchild?

You have my full attention.

re: #102 Ward Cleaver

No worries, mate. The poor kid's dad is old.

/

re: #104 Ward Cleaver

Morgan Fairchild?

Who I have seen naked.

/

re: #88 OldLineTexan

Paranoia will destroy ya.

Yeah. Just thinking back to the number of times Pali has called for the reinstatement of the fairness doctrine has me concerned.

re: #95 Charles

That was a pretty fancy link.

re: #103 DaddyG

You can get LGF on your iPhone.

re: #86 solomonpanting

Based upon...?

Based upon nothing. Governor Palin has handled the attacks against her children with more strength and grace than the average person musters under the best of circumstances, and to my knowledge, she has never called for anyone to be "shut down" - nor has she resorted to schoolyard bullshit, like flipping someone off while pretending to scratch her nose.

I like that Wickedosity tee shirt at Demotivators. I may actually have to get one.

There is a black helicopter hovering outside my office window. Should I worry?

re: #105 DEZes

You have my full attention.

What's at attention?

/heh

re: #103 DaddyG

Amen - I have a long bus ride.

Do you ride first class, coach, Obama supporter (in), or Obama political liability (under)?

/

re: #114 DaddyG

There is a black helicopter hovering outside my office window. Should I worry?

Call Glenn Beck; he'll know what to do.

re: #98 Ward Cleaver

Now we just need to get them on CrackBerry.

Speaking of, how about a mobile version of LGF?

On my old crackberry 7520 i could blog here...Which really comes in handy when you end up out to dinner with a bunch of dorks.. I just pretend I'm working.
But on new World edition BB I can only see the left side of the page...
I need to talk to the BB Admin next week and get the patch...

The video is obviously an exaggeration. Barack isn't that much of a micro-manager. Rahm Emanuel will conduct the interviews.

re: #114 DaddyG

There is a black helicopter hovering outside my office window. Should I worry?

No have a drink it works for me.

re: #111 Kenneth

You can get LGF on your iPhone.

I expect I will get my first I-phone just after my free unicorn arrives in the mail.

re: #84 Killgore Trout

Good think they didn't make fun of Palin. She'd have them shut down.

What? No Luap Nor shout - out?

re: #115 Ward Cleaver

What's at attention?

/heh

I hate it when that happens.

House minority leader is using leader privs to read the 300 page 3am ammendment to the cap & tax bill on the floor. Majority whiner Waxman challenged the leader privs and was boo'd and proceduraly shut down. Would be funny if it wasn't so serious.

Swedish broadcaster SVT says the Iranian Embassy outside Stockholm is being attacked by demonstrators. The report says about 150 people are trying to storm the embassy building. It was not immediately clear if anyone was hurt.

re: #109 solomonpanting

Yeah. Just thinking back to the number of times Pali has called for the reinstatement of the fairness doctrine has me concerned.

She is the one of the gravests threats known to this country, right behind sagging lacrosse event attendance and the continuing decline in the quality of low-fat cottage cheese.

/

The representative from Ohio (Boehner?) pointed out that there's actually provisions anticipating massive job losses written into the bill, specifically regarding unemployment benefits...

"My constituents don't want unemployment- they want jobs!"

Enough applause in the House to make me think it was some blue-dog dems clapping as well as republicans.

re: #114 DaddyG

There is a black helicopter hovering outside my office window. Should I worry?

I used to live in the flight path between the White House and Camp David. Lots of fancy copter traffic.

re: #114 DaddyG

...that depends on how well armed you are.

///

re: #114 DaddyG

There is a black helicopter hovering outside my office window. Should I worry?

Pack your bags, the reeducation camp is a 2 week minimum.

This is making me re-think my bid for Presidency. After all, as an HR Professional these things just might come true... ;)

re: #117 Ward Cleaver

Eat your census form and they'll go away.

re: #118 HoosierHoops

On my old crackberry 7520 i could blog here...Which really comes in handy when you end up out to dinner with a bunch of dorks.. I just pretend I'm working.
But on new World edition BB I can only see the left side of the page...
I need to talk to the BB Admin next week and get the patch...

I can pull up pages on my 8900 (EDGE), but it takes awhile.

re: #126 OldLineTexan

She is the one of the gravests threats known to this country, right behind sagging lacrosse event attendance and the continuing decline in the quality of low-fat cottage cheese.

/

And not nearly as smart as Joe "J-O-B-S" Biden.

re: #132 Killgore Trout

Eat your census form and they'll go away.

BUUURP!

In Viet Nam the families were told the re-education camp was 2 weeks. It turned out to be 15 years for many. Reactionaries.

re: #120 code red 21

No have a drink it works for me.

Oops, I gave that up 22 years ago. Still waiting for Guiness Extra Stout N.A.

re: #130 DEZes

Pack your bags, the reeducation camp is a 2 week minimum.

Bring clean underwear and some cologne. Teh chix are hawt and wild!

/This one time, at re-education camp, ...

re: #126 OldLineTexan

She is the one of the gravests threats known to this country, right behind sagging lacrosse event attendance and the continuing decline in the quality of low-fat cottage cheese.

/

Cottage cheese and fruit...

re: #130 DEZes

Pack your bags, the reeducation camp is a 2 week minimum.

Joy Camp!

re: #132 Killgore Trout

Eat your census form and they'll go away.

97 immigrants living at my house. Gimme my check!

re: #132 Killgore Trout

Eat your census form and they'll go away.

Holistic medicine! Smart and economical!

re: #132 Killgore Trout

No, no, no. That's been proven false (it was on M. Bachman's blog, you may have missed it). You have to line the census form in foil and tape it to your window.

re: #137 DaddyG

Oops, I gave that up 22 years ago. Still waiting for Guiness Extra Stout N.A.

We call it "water".

:(

I have routinely ignored most censud questions. Except race. I am different every time.

re: #122 VegasRick

Whenever radio guys diss Ron Paul his followers call the station constantly. Remember how pissed they were at LGF during the primaries?

re: #138 OldLineTexan

Bring clean underwear and some cologne. Teh chix are hawt and wild!

/This one time, at re-education camp, ...

A flute, hmmm.

re: #137 DaddyG

Oops, I gave that up 22 years ago. Still waiting for Guiness Extra Stout N.A.

Sorry A Guiness N/a would be nice too...I love the foam at the top.

The rumor about Obama fixing his ears is a lie. After he wins the 2012 election, he's going to make everybody get an operation that will makes their ears stick out.

re: #134 capitalist piglet

And not nearly as smart as Joe "J-O-B-S" Biden.

"J-O-B-S, that spells MOON," Joe enthused.

"Shut up," observed Barack.

re: #145 pat

best answer for the race questionon the census form: other

re: #143 ArmyWife

Heh.

re: #145 pat

I have routinely ignored most censud questions. Except race. I am different every time.

I'm of African descent but you have to go waaay back.

re: #146 Killgore Trout

Whenever radio guys diss Ron Paul his followers call the station constantly. Remember how pissed they were at LGF during the primaries?

Wow, took you 146 comments to come up with a tie to Ron Paul; you're slipping.

re: #146 Killgore Trout

Whenever radio guys diss Ron Paul his followers call the station constantly. Remember how pissed they were at LGF during the primaries?

Yep, they are a funny bunch. RP is pretty funny too (not in the haha kind of way).

re: #133 Ward Cleaver

I can pull up pages on my 8900 (EDGE), but it takes awhile.

I'm using the Sprint 1XEV network... It's fast..I think I need some plug in to see the whole page..

I think it clear that the Census now violates Griswald v Connecticut. I am in the penumbra.

re: #151 Kenneth

best answer for the race questionon the census form: other

Human.

re: #149 HelloDare

Them ears is proof he's an alien replicant. Well, that and his Klingon wife.

re: #159 Kenneth

Them ears is proof he's an alien replicant. Well, that and his Klingon wife.

I feel sorry for their kids.

re: #153 DaddyG

I'm of African descent but you have to go waaay back.

I always write please to the sex question.

re: #159 Kenneth

Giant head on that little body. Looks like the guys from Close Encounters.

Shhh. He can hear you.

re: #153 DaddyG
Are you Sicilian? A very small portion of the population share sub saharan African DNA.

re: #159 Kenneth

Shelly may be The One's downfall. She has decided she needs a purpose (other than great arms), and is looking to make an impact in all she does. She wants her staff to work with his and make ii "seamless", you see. I think Hillary gave her that advice.

By the way, here's a look at the Phoenix April 15 Tea Party from a somewhat different perspective.

A Petri dish of right wing insanity and goofiness. That was my impression of the April 15 Tea Party that took place on the grounds of the Arizona state capitol and drew thousands in a mass fit of anti-Obama rage. Sure, not everyone there was a complete moon-howling loon. (After all, I was there.) But I would say that a good 70 to 80 percent of those present were about a nut short of a PayDay bar.

Don't get me wrong. I love me a PayDay bar. And such extreme, Glenn Beck-esque paranoia and far-right wackiness makes for perfect blog-fodder. So much so that I can't wait for the next spate of tea parties to occur on July 4 across the country, which organizers hope will be as colossal an explosion of pent-up falangist energy as the April 15 parties were. However, whether FOX News will get behind the national effort to the same degree remains to be seen. Plus, who'd rather protest than barbecue and eat ice cream on Independence Day?

Even if they're able to pull it together locally and get KFYI 550 AM on board, with cornpone hillbilly J.D. Hayworth to broadcast live again, it'd be tough to top April 15. On that date, Phoenix saw an influx of Paleolithic conservatives from deepest, darkest Gilbert and Mesa. Hausfraus and their high-school aged progeny compared Barack Obama to mass murderers such as Adolf Hitler, and to far-left revolutionaries such as V.I. Lenin. Obama's name and face were interchangeable with the hammer and sickle for these Looney Tunes.

No denunciation of our President was too far out at the jingoist jamboree, even though the Prez was elected to his national post by both the popular vote and the Electoral College. It wasn't too long ago in this country when even conservatives demanded a smidgen of respect for the POTUS. Sadly, those days are long behind us. At one point, I listened incredulously as a white, middle-class dad threatened Obama's life in front of his teenage daughter and roly-poly Arizona state Senator Thayer Verschoor. I was the only adult who challenged this imbecile on his threat -- though I have to give points to the crazy man's kid for trying to drag her daddy away as he spat his violence towards the nation's chief executive. In general, such deranged individuals were not confronted at the hootenanny, primarily because they were in the majority.

There were neo-Nazis in attendance, John Birchers, estwhile Ron Paul-ites (or "Ronulans"), middlebrows who'd read too much Ayn Rand, minutemen, nativist members of United for a Sovereign America and other anti-immigrant groups, you name it. One of those minutemen, or perhaps more properly -- minutewomen, reporting for duty was Shawna Forde, founder and leader of the group Minuteman American Defense. On June 12, Forde, 41, and two cohorts were arrested by the Pima County Sheriff's Department for their alleged role in a bloody home-invasion robbery in Arivaca that left a nine-year-old girl and her father dead.

re: #145 pat

I have routinely ignored most censud questions. Except race. I am different every time.

I'm just worried about them finding out that Big foot is living in my basement...
Personally... I was born a poor black child...
That's my story and I'm sticking with it...
*wink*

re: #140 Ward Cleaver

Joy Camp!

Obama's holiday camp.

And with that, I'm out until later.

You got the horse race
You got the dog race
You got the human-race
But this is a rat race, rat race

re: #167 HoosierHoops

I'm just worried about them finding out that Big foot is living in my basement...
Personally... I was born a poor black child...
That's my story and I'm sticking with it...
*wink*

Mr. Henderson?

re: #160 HelloDare

I feel sorry for their kids.

Do they already know the finer points of Klingon swearing?

re: #161 DEZes

I always write please to the sex question.

Old man walking down the street comes upon a "working girl" and she says "hey baby, how about some super sex!" The old man thinks about it and says "Okay! I'll take the soup!".

re: #167 HoosierHoops

Where is the link with the guy who says his wife is a bobcat? I think that was actually taken from a transcript of a conversation with Joe Biden.

re: #166 Charles

By the way, here's a look at the Phoenix April 15 Tea Party from a somewhat different perspective.

Picky, picky, picky. /

Too bad Obama's performance review isn't until Nov. 6, 2012.

re: #168 Kosh's Shadow

Obama's holiday camp.

And with that, I'm out until later.

Mee too. Lay-tuh!

re: #171 callahan23

Do they already know the finer points of Klingon swearing?

Ghuy'cha' - yeah!

re: #175 jcm

Too bad Obama's performance review isn't until Nov. 6, 2012.

And he will probably slide through it just fine, Peter Gibbons style unfortunately.

re: #74 Ward Cleaver

It's implied.

Imp/ied.

on the sex question i say 'what is that?'

re: #173 ArmyWife

Where is the link with the guy who says his wife is a bobcat? I think that was actually taken from a transcript of a conversation with Joe Biden.

LOL
I don't know...Nice seeing you Armywife...Hope today finds your family well...

re: #180 yochanan

on the sex question i say 'what is that?'

Long time no see.

re: #180 yochanan

on the sex question i say 'what is that?'

How about "I wish"

Is Obama grading on the curve? Because compared to him, we're all doing great.

This is pretty interesting:

The Freedom Rock

re: #166 Charles

The extremists & nuts took over the Democrats' anti-war demos back in 2003. Eventually, they got their man into the White House. I pray the same thing doesn't happen to the GOP. The last thing America needs is a Ron Paul or a Alex Jones or Glen Beck clone running for the GOP ticket in 2012 or 2016.

Stay sane. Get real.

re: #178 ArchangelMichael

And he will probably slide through it just fine, Peter Gibbons style unfortunately.

If I scored a 52% on my review I'd be very worried.

re: #183 DEZes

How about "I wish"

Only on weekends?

re: #181 HoosierHoops

Thank you! Crazy day and Ye Olde Chemical Plant. I have to go in tomorrow, but such i slife in the big city. My family comes in tomorrow, the girls will be staying. Mr. Armywife will be going back Sunday. There is someone coming to look at our house in Maryland tonight, keep your fingers crossed!

How are you?

Shawna Forde's blog about the event, in Google's cache:

[Link: 74.125.47.132...]

Secret voices of the new Iran

For reasons best not explained, I've come to know a former member of the Revolutionary Guards really well.

He's done some pretty dreadful things in his life, from attacking women in the streets for not wearing the full Islamic gear to fighting alongside Islamic revolutionaries in countries abroad.

And yet now, in the tumult that has gripped Iran since its elections last week, he's had a change of heart.

He's become a backer of Mir Hossein Mousavi, the reformist candidate who alleges fraud in the elections. He's saved up the money to send his son to a private school abroad, and he loathes President Ahmadinejad.

He's not the only one.

re: #185 sngnsgt

This is pretty interesting:

The Freedom Rock

Looks like a big tooth. Be funny if they painted it to look like one.

re: #185 sngnsgt

This is pretty interesting:

The Freedom Rock

Freedom Rock:

re: #191 Kenneth

If true, GREAT NEWS!

re: #188 VegasRick

Only on weekends?

Is it that day of the years again?

Folks, John Boehner is filibustering on the floor of the House. This is killer stuff. He's reading portions of this energy bill and it is riveting. If you are able to get C-span, this is one worth listening in on.

re: #187 jcm

If I scored a 52% on my review I'd be very worried.

Hi Birthday Boy...Congrads on your birthday here...You stud!
kind regards...You get dings all day...Even if you tell me you have Obama's nirth certificate locked up in a safe that you are going to open on live TV.. I'm still updinging you dude

re: #146 Killgore Trout

Whenever radio guys diss Ron Paul his followers call the station constantly. Remember how pissed they were at LGF during the primaries?

You know who really doesn't have a sense of humor is paulbots. Crack a joke ordering a Dead Nazi to the waitress, and they get all pissy.

I just occurred to me that it's possible that TOTUS might have the U.S. economy totally destroyed before the end of the year with Stimulus, Nationalization of Industry, Cap & Trade, Universal Health Care, and Card Check.

/what's he gonna do for the next three years?

I like a president who doesn't give a shit what I am doing; it's none of his business.

Besides, good management gets the hell out the way of people doing their job. The touchy-feely type managers who know nothing about the actual processes are the bane to productivity and the greatest generators of waste.

re: #195 DEZes

Is it that day of the years again?

Half hour window!

re: #193 ArchangelMichael

No silly, not that one... /

re: #186 Kenneth

The last thing America needs is a Ron Paul or a Alex Jones or Glen Beck clone running for the GOP ticket in 2012 or 2016.

I don't think that's going to happen but the mainstreaming of their ideas has already begun. The whole neo-con thing is pretty much gone and replaced by nutty libertarian ideas. One of the national tea party sites is listing the repeal of the patriot act and FISA courts as part of its core principals. I'm still waiting to see if Paulian isolationism is going to catch on.

re: #196 pink freud
He is reading the 300 page supplement that was released at 3am and not included in the Bill given to the Congressmen. lol

re: #177 HelloDare

QI'yaH

one question: in the year 2030 when we are all riding horses again past the windmills pumping our water and supplying energy, but the disobedient earth continues to warm b/c of el nino or the sun, what laws do we pass then?

re: #206 beens21
Human sacrifice.

I gotta go watch the Repubs try to save our country. BBL

re: #204 snowcrash

He is reading the 300 page supplement that was released at 3am and not included in the Bill given to the Congressmen. lol

Scary shit.

re: #190 Charles

Lock and Load
Shawna Forde

Tea Party!
/Shhh!

re: #182 callahan23

how are the euro doing? soon we will have a euro econ here.
QI'yaH

re: #206 beens21

one question: in the year 2030 when we are all riding horses again past the windmills pumping our water and supplying energy, but the disobedient earth continues to warm b/c of el nino or the sun, what laws do we pass then?

The horse farts are destroying the planet, we must KEEL them all.

re: #196 pink freud

I"m trying to get it on the computer. Anyone having any luck?

re: #197 HoosierHoops

Hi Birthday Boy...Congrads on your birthday here...You stud!
kind regards...You get dings all day...Even if you tell me you have Obama's nirth certificate locked up in a safe that you are going to open on live TV.. I'm still updinging you dude

LOL!

Thanks, I had the nirth certifikate but was being chased by a really angry sea lion. I thought he was eating too many salmon at the locks in Seattle and told him that to his face. Well that pissed him off and he took out after me. To escape I threw the nirth certifikat to the ground. When he stopped to eat it I escaped!

Now Geraldo is pissed at me, oh, well, the little things we have to put up with in life.

I got in!

re: #206 beens21

one question: in the year 2030 when we are all riding horses again past the windmills pumping our water and supplying energy, but the disobedient earth continues to warm b/c of el nino or the sun, what laws do we pass then?

We will be very angry at the sun, and we will write a letter explaining to it just how angry we are!

re: #213 ArmyWife

I"m trying to get it on the computer. Anyone having any luck?

[Link: www.c-span.org...]

re: #213 ArmyWife

I"m trying to get it on the computer. Anyone having any luck?

[Link: www.c-span.org...]

top right. let me know if you can get it, if not I will look for you elsewhere

re: #213 ArmyWife

I"m trying to get it on the computer. Anyone having any luck?

Make sure it's on a stable platform, I'd put it on the floor myself before getting on. If you fall off it's not as far.

re: #199 Killian Bundy

I just occurred to me that it's possible that TOTUS might have the U.S. economy totally destroyed before the end of the year with Stimulus, Nationalization of Industry, Cap & Trade, Universal Health Care, and Card Check.

/what's he gonna do for the next three years?

Quit digging...hopefully.

re: #183 DEZes

How about "I wish"

lol!

I'm going to put "Have lots. Thanks, anyway".

re: #214 jcm

I gots newz 4 yu: Obamuz nirth cert got bernt in Bilding 7...it wuz a inside job!

re: #199 Killian Bundy

I just occurred to me that it's possible that TOTUS might have the U.S. economy totally destroyed before the end of the year with Stimulus, Nationalization of Industry, Cap & Trade, Universal Health Care, and Card Check.

/what's he gonna do for the next three years?

profecting COMMUNISM THE OLD FASHIONED WAY?

OT:

Surprise: Fish in acidic waters grow bigger ears

Listen up! Carbon dioxide being absorbed by the oceans is having a puzzling effect on fish — their ears get bigger.

Get ready for a whole species of fish with the President's ears.

re: #207 snowcrash

Human sacrifice.

that doesn't seem like much of a stretch, the way things are going.
certainly the earth-firsters are looking for reasons now.

re: #199 Killian Bundy

I just occurred to me that it's possible that TOTUS might have the U.S. economy totally destroyed before the end of the year with Stimulus, Nationalization of Industry, Cap & Trade, Universal Health Care, and Card Check.

/what's he gonna do for the next three years?

yes, stunning isn't it?...even simple non-intellectuals are grasping this

re: #151 Kenneth

best answer for the race questionon the census form: other

My answer to the race question would be: No, I drive very slow.

Boehner is perfect for this. Reads it, then explains it. Applause and boos. Worth your time if you can get to it.

re: #223 yochanan

profecting COMMUNISM THE OLD FASHIONED WAY?

One egg at a time...

re: #211 yochanan

how are the euro doing? soon we will have a euro econ here.
QI'yaH

Oh noes, it is just because of these euro-econ and policies why I need to leave these Hu'tegh shores.

re: #222 Kenneth

I gots newz 4 yu: Obamuz nirth cert got bernt in Bilding 7...it wuz a inside job!

I blame Bush...
/When was the last time someone posted that? Hours ago? Whoops

I feel like expanding my Carbon Footprint folks... time to light the barbeque and grill some meat. Later...

re: #222 Kenneth

I gots newz 4 yu: Obamuz nirth cert got bernt in Bilding 7...it wuz a inside job!

Charles would not use a photoshop picture on nirth cirtifikate threads!

re: #224 solomonpanting

OT:

Surprise: Fish in acidic waters grow bigger ears

Get ready for a whole species of fish with the President's ears.

Hell, I didn't even know they had ears. Or lips for that matter.

No order in the house! Waxman

re: #227 LGoPs

My answer to the race question would be: No, I drive very slow.

John Force should write "Funny"

re: #231 HoosierHoops

It's the 9-11 / Nirth Cert Convergence...

...Catch the Fever!

Booo Waxman!

OMG not Pelosi.

Why are we going to shoot our economy in the face with Cap and Trade? It won't make a any significant difference since the world's biggest polluters, China and India, aren't part of it and will just use that extra economic advantage against us. Their cows will still be allowed to happily fart away to their heart's content.

/can anyone explain the logic of this to me?

re: #233 jcm

This conspiracy goes way deep... Charlz iz in on it too...

Charles Johnson was born in New York and raised in Hawaii. Obama was born in Hawaii and went to college in New York. Coincidence? I think not!

I'm thinking of setting up a tar and feathers shop somewhere close to the capitol. I'm anticipating a demand coming in the near future.
/

re: #240 Killian Bundy

Why are we going to shoot our economy in the face with Cap and Trade? It won't make a any significant difference since the world's biggest polluters, China and India, aren't part of it and will just use that extra economic advantage against us. Their cows will still be allowed to happily fart away to their heart's content.

/can anyone explain the logic of this to me?

I think you just did, actually.

Wait...you didn't actually think this was intended to do something about "global warming," did you?

re: #242 LGoPs

I'm thinking of setting up a tar and feathers shop somewhere close to the capitol. I'm anticipating a demand coming in the near future.
/

Need investors?

Vote commences. 15 minutes.

re: #244 DEZes

Need investors?

LOL...Yes. I may even make an IPO.

re: #241 Kenneth

This conspiracy goes way deep... Charlz iz in on it too...

Charles Johnson was born in New York and raised in Hawaii. Obama was born in Hawaii and went to college in New York. Coincidence? I think not!

OMG!

Then who was on the grassy knoll?

Nancy just argued against it. Let's vote FOR jobs.

"Let's vote for jobs!"

Of course, those jobs are going to be in China and India...

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, and Jobs - Nancy Pelosi

she left off the fine print - those jobs will be in China.

re: #218 pink freud

Thank you.

re: #217 DEZes

[Link: www.c-span.org...]

Thank you!

re: #249 lobo91

GMTA!

re: #242 LGoPs

I'm thinking of setting up a tar and feathers shop somewhere close to the capitol. I'm anticipating a demand coming in the near future.
/

Pitchforks and Torches right across the street!
Bring some friends by 4 get the 5th one free!

re: #251 ArmyWife

Thank you.

Welcome!

Pelosi was brief...she wants to start her 4th July recess. 15 minutes for a vote. Prelim 63 R's say Yea

re: #241 Kenneth

This conspiracy goes way deep... Charlz iz in on it too...

Charles Johnson was born in New York and raised in Hawaii. Obama was born in Hawaii and went to college in New York. Coincidence? I think not!

Plus, Charles plays the Guitar.
Obama's ears look like kettle drums.

Is anyone watching CSPAN

Move-on for the future. Pelosi.

Bill: 100% energy independence in 20 years?

Oh fuck.

re: #254 jcm

Pitchforks and Torches right across the street!
Bring some friends by 4 get the 5th one free!

How about a voodoo puppet shop in the vicinity?

re: #252 VegasRick

Thank you!

Anytime.

re: #254 jcm

Pitchforks and Torches right across the street!
Bring some friends by 4 get the 5th one free!

And we'll need some rails. Although I never figured out why you would want to sit someone on a rail to run them out of town.
*scratching my head*

re: #256 snowcrash

Pelosi was brief...she wants to start her 4th July recess. 15 minutes for a vote. Prelim 63 R's say Yea

the GOP will sell us out...bet me

re: #254 jcm

Pitchforks and Torches right across the street!
Bring some friends by 4 get the 5th one free!

I'm glad someone linked me to a site that had 7.62x51 ammo in stock.

I have a feeling it's going to come in handy...