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1 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:27:45pm

Kinda lonely here.

2 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:28:24pm

Neat. I like it.

3 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:30:18pm

I’ll do one last effort to stay awake. But the tunes make it worthwhile.

4 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:31:31pm

re: #3 callahan23

I’ll do one last effort to stay awake. But the tunes make it worthwhile.

Sitting on a porcupine works too.

5 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:31:49pm

re: #3 callahan23

Nice guitar work, huh? My musical talents extend to playing the radio, but it’s fun watching someone very competent work, no matter the job.

6 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:32:57pm

re: #3 callahan23

I’ll do one last effort to stay awake. But the tunes make it worthwhile.

You did it, yay.

7 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:33:19pm

re: #5 irongrampa

Nice guitar work, huh? My musical talents extend to playing the radio, but it’s fun watching someone very competent work, no matter the job.

I knew a guy that was outstanding in his field!…………………………………………He was a farmer.

8 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:33:29pm

re: #6 DEZes

You did it, yay.

;-D

9 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:33:42pm

I think “Bright Size Life” was his first ECM album (with Jaco Pastorius and Bob Moses). What a coincidence—I heard the song “Jaco” today from the same album.

10 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:34:31pm

In my next life, I want to be musically inclined. And tall and thin.

11 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:35:40pm

I thought Lone Jack was a car theft prevention system.

12 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:36:09pm

re: #11 LGoPs

That would be Lo-Jack.

13 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:36:31pm

re: #10 ArmyWife

In my next life, I want to be musically inclined. And tall and thin.

I wanna be a rock star.

14 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:36:40pm

re: #4 DEZes

Sitting on a porcupine works too.

are you needling him?

15 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:36:50pm

re: #11 LGoPs

I thought Lone Jack was a car theft prevention system.

re: #12 irongrampa

That would be Lo-Jack.

Billy Jack.

16 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:37:07pm

re: #14 LGoPs

are you needling him?

Just being a little prick.

17 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:37:14pm

re: #6 DEZes

You did it, yay.

Have a look at the Top 10 Comments Sharmuta has got 4 comments in a row. Awesome babe.

18 albusteve  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:37:18pm

re: #13 DEZes

I wanna be a rock star.

then you are automatically disqualified….

19 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:37:32pm

re: #12 irongrampa

That would be Lo-Jack.

Hit me in the head with a Club….
/ :)

20 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:37:48pm

re: #14 LGoPs

must you point this out?

21 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:38:04pm

re: #17 callahan23

… Awesome babe.

Oops did I just say that. Well, she is that.

22 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:38:29pm

re: #20 ArmyWife

must you point this out?

if I didn’t I’d be on pins and needles for the rest of the thread……

23 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:39:08pm

re: #18 albusteve

then you are automatically disqualified….

No American Idol for me.

24 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:39:19pm

re: #22 LGoPs

You now have the puns sown up.

25 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:39:30pm

re: #22 LGoPs

if I didn’t I’d be on pins and needles for the rest of the thread……

Sew you’re okay now?

26 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:39:52pm

re: #22 LGoPs

if I didn’t I’d be on pins and needles for the rest of the thread……

is that sew?

27 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:40:00pm

re: #15 VegasRick

Billy Jack.

These people dont know Jack.

28 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:40:05pm

re: #25 VegasRick

Sew you’re okay now?

Just stringing you along……..

29 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:40:34pm

re: #26 brookly red

is that sew?

Will it help cushion the blow?

30 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:41:23pm

re: #29 DEZes

Will it help cushion the blow?

well it should keep em in stiches

31 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:41:36pm

re: #27 DEZes

These people dont know Jack.

I think they all know Mr. Mehoff.

32 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:41:42pm

re: #26 brookly red

is that sew?

Yarn. These puns are making me sleepy.

33 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:41:56pm

re: #15 VegasRick

Billy Jack Bitch.

Name the artist.

34 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:41:56pm

re: #30 brookly red

well it should keep em in stiches

So its tailor made to fit a pattern.

35 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:42:07pm

re: #32 LGoPs

Yarn. These puns are making me sleepy.

Darn it.

36 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:42:19pm

re: #28 LGoPs

Just stringing you along……..

Compleat with more puns?

37 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:42:21pm

re: #32 LGoPs

Yarn. These puns are making me sleepy.

darn.

38 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:43:06pm

re: #33 callahan23

Tip: FBV would know.

39 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:43:11pm

re: #33 callahan23

Name the artist.

Van Gogh?
/

40 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:43:18pm

seams we have done this one before…

41 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:43:47pm

re: #35 DEZes

Darn it.

re: #37 brookly red

darn.

you awl think alike……

42 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:43:55pm

re: #38 callahan23

Tip: FBV would know.

Elvis Parsley!

43 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:44:18pm

re: #41 LGoPs

you awl think alike……

cut from the same pattern

44 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:44:27pm

I saw Metheny in the 80s. I can’t remember a thing about it so it musta’ been some very potent pot.

45 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:44:28pm

re: #42 VegasRick

Elvis Parsley!

Not there yet.

46 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:44:31pm

re: #41 LGoPs

you awl think alike……

Knot All of us!

47 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:44:38pm

re: #41 LGoPs

you awl think alike……

Button up!

48 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:44:47pm

re: #42 VegasRick

Ron Paul!

(what was the question?)

49 justdanny  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:44:59pm

Driving thru the city of Tehran July 1st
Just posted

50 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:45:19pm

re: #46 VegasRick

Knot All of us!

Fraid so.

51 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:45:28pm

re: #48 ArmyWife

Ron Paul!

(what was the question?)

The C) answer to all questions!

52 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:45:53pm

re: #43 brookly red

cut from the same pattern

Are you a man of the cloth?

53 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:46:18pm

re: #48 ArmyWife

Ron Paul!

(what was the question?)

Who was the performer who wrote and sang ‘Billy Jack Bitch’?

54 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:47:44pm

re: #47 DEZes

Button up!

Zip it.
:)

55 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:47:53pm

re: #52 LGoPs

Are you a man of the cloth?

no, I just string along.

56 albusteve  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:48:28pm

to me the guitar is the stuff of myth…very easy to play yet extremely difficult to master…it is very democratic in that regard…if I only knew half of the mystery of the fret board and those strings I would be a genius…you can by a reasonable guitar for a couple hundred bucks or spend fortunes on the one you just have to own…they have a simple street cred as well as Carnegie Hall pomp and ritz….the guitar is an awsome instrument…you can play it or it can play you…there is a deep reverence in there in that you can make sounds that you simply cannot live without after it reverberates through your body…a guitar may be like a sensual woman or a fast, powerful sports car…it can express feelings that words never could…guitars are very cool in my world…

57 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:48:30pm

re: #54 LGoPs

Zip it.
:)

if it suits you.

58 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:48:35pm

re: #55 brookly red

no, I just string along.

You make it seam so easy.

59 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:49:19pm

re: #57 DEZes

if it suits you.

in my leisure time……

60 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:49:24pm

recycled puns

61 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:49:41pm

U.S. Marines Launch Major Operation in Afghanistan


Thousands of U.S. Marines descended upon the volatile Helmand River valley in helicopters and armored convoys early Thursday morning, mounting an operation that represents the first large-scale test of the U.S. military’s new counter-insurgency strategy in Afghanistan.

The operation will involve about 4,000 troops from the 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade, which was dispatched to Afghanistan earlier this year by President Obama to combat a growing Taliban insurgency in Helmand and other southern provinces. The Marines, along with an Army brigade that is scheduled to arrive later this summer, plan to push into pockets of the country where NATO forces have not had a presence. In many of those areas, the Taliban have evicted local police and government officials, and taken power.

Once Marine units arrive in their designated towns and villages, they have been instructed to build and live in small outposts among the local population. The brigade’s commander, Brig. Gen. Lawrence D. Nicholson, said his Marines will focus their efforts on protecting civilians from the Taliban, and on restoring Afghan government services, instead of a series of hunt-and-kill missions against the insurgents.

62 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:49:51pm

re: #58 Who Watches the Watchmen?

You make it seam so easy.

just talking off the cuff…

63 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:50:00pm

re: #60 DEZes

recycled puns

Repundant?

64 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:50:36pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

Godspeed.

65 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:50:58pm

re: #62 brookly red

just talking off the cuff…

Lets not hem and haw about it.

66 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:51:07pm

re: #63 VegasRick

Repundant?

That’s very inseamly of you.

67 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:51:27pm

re: #64 ArmyWife

Godspeed.

Amen, bless our troops.

68 wee fury  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:51:42pm

At best, I play with intense mediocrity — clarinet, trumpet, guitar, drums and piano — After many years and much frustration, I have come to the conclusion that my one true calling in the music world … is a music appreciator. My heartfelt respect to all musicians, everywhere.

69 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:52:11pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

U.S. Marines Launch Major Operation in Afghanistan

I hope they took enough Miranda cards with them.
/

70 centaur  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:52:12pm

I’ve been telling myself for, oh, nearly 25 years now, that if I just practice really, really hard, I could play like Metheny too. It’s just that I haven’t sat down to practice really, really hard yet.

71 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:52:49pm

re: #66 LGoPs

That’s very inseamly of you.

I can be a Knit wit sometimes.

72 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:53:26pm

re: #64 ArmyWife

Truly.

I wore the uniform with PRIDE,yet when I see these young men and women serving today, I feel humbled.

It would be an immeasurable honor to wear it again with those people.

73 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:53:54pm

re: #71 VegasRick

I can be a Knit wit sometimes.

And I weave when I drink.

74 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:54:05pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

U.S. Marines Launch Major Operation in Afghanistan

Related: Poll: Pakistanis view Taliban as threat to country

More than 80 percent of Pakistanis view the Taliban and al-Qaida as a critical threat to the country, an opinion poll released Wednesday said, marking a turn in public opinion that stands to bolster the army’s ongoing offensive against militants close to the Afghan border.

Hopefully, this will turn the tide for not just the Afghanis, but Pakistanis too. It wasn’t until the Iraqis turned on the “insurgents” that Iraq became more stable.

75 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:54:23pm

3 Reasons To Stop Obsessing Over Obama’s Birth Certificate

[Link: townhall.com…]

This is for certain stalkers. You know who you are.

76 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:54:35pm

re: #73 DEZes

And I weave when I drink.

Don’t drink and drive.
;-)

77 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:54:45pm

re: #60 DEZes

recycled puns

Pleat and RePleat.

78 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:54:55pm

re: #74 Sharmuta

Hopefully, this will turn the tide for not just the Afghanis, but Pakistanis too. It wasn’t until the Iraqis turned on the “insurgents” that Iraq became more stable.

Your trying to own the top 10.
You go girl.

79 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:55:11pm

re: #73 DEZes

And I weave when I drink.

I hear sometimes you can act like a loom…..
:)

80 Crimsonfisted  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:55:20pm

Open thread enough? OK, I have been pondering this for a while. I HAD to write down what I thought was happening in Pelosi’s sekret lair crafting bills in the dark. I think it’s funny. I just posted it, and I haven;t written anything in a long long long while.
/OT off

81 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:56:13pm

re: #76 callahan23

Don’t drink and drive.
;-)

Bad things can happen and loom over you.

82 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:56:39pm

re: #73 DEZes

And I weave when I drink.

Got kicked out of a bar once, told the guy “I’ll weave when I want too!”

83 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:56:50pm

re: #79 LGoPs

I hear sometimes you can act like a loom…..
:)

Beat me too it.

84 albusteve  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:57:48pm

re: #68 wee fury

At best, I play with intense mediocrity — clarinet, trumpet, guitar, drums and piano — After many years and much frustration, I have come to the conclusion that my one true calling in the music world … is a music appreciator. My heartfelt respect to all musicians, everywhere.

and further it takes years of intense practice to be as good as Charles…good enough to support other renowned artists, travel and perform before big appreciative audiences, make MONEY, and get your name up on gigs that will last forever is a remarkable feat that has less to do with luck and more to do with patience, talent and focus…and after that invent a landmark gig like LGF in a totally different realm of talent!….wow

85 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:57:53pm

re: #83 DEZes

Beat me too it.

Darn.

86 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:58:21pm

Hey Evening Lizards!

I’ve been in and out all day. What’s happened?

87 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:58:34pm

re: #79 LGoPs

I hear sometimes you can act like a loom…..
:)

every one has some bad patches…

88 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:59:31pm

re: #87 brookly red

every one has some bad patches…

We are hard pressed to iron them out at times.

89 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 4:59:37pm

re: #10 ArmyWife

In my next life, I want to be musically inclined. And tall and thin.

I heard years aog that Woody Allen wants to come back, in his next life, as Warren Beatty’s finger tips.

Which doesnt surprise me in the least.

90 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:00:08pm

re: #81 DEZes

Bad things can happen and loom over you.

How do you guys come up withs purls?

91 Crimsonfisted  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:00:21pm

re: #89 A Kiwi Infidel

re: #10 ArmyWife


I heard years aog that Woody Allen wants to come back, in his next life, as Warren Beatty’s finger tips.

Which doesnt surprise me in the least.


ew. I need brain bleach for that.

92 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:00:26pm

re: #86 ggt

Hey Evening Lizards!

I’ve been in and out all day. What’s happened?

Do you know who wrote and sang “Billy Jack Bitch”?

93 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:00:29pm

I gotta go. Be nice my friends.
See y’all down the road.
I love you (Lizardim} - mostly.

94 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:00:29pm

Woody Allen is the only one that wants him to come back.

95 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:00:45pm

re: #86 ggt

Hey Evening Lizards!

I’ve been in and out all day. What’s happened?


No one famous has died today.

So the press are refocussing on fallanderous politicions

96 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:00:48pm

re: #89 A Kiwi Infidel

I heard years aog that Woody Allen wants to come back, in his next life, as Warren Beatty’s finger tips.

Which doesnt surprise me in the least.

Please don’t mention Woody Allen without a mind bleach warning.

eweeech!

:)

97 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:00:54pm

re: #93 callahan23

I gotta go. Be nice my friends.
See y’all down the road.
I love you (Lizardim} - mostly.

Take care buddy.

98 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:01:03pm

re: #92 VegasRick

Do you know who wrote and sang “Billy Jack Bitch”?

give

99 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:01:10pm

re: #49 justdanny

Thanks for posting that.

100 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:01:25pm

re: #95 A Kiwi Infidel

No one famous has died today.

So the press are refocussing on fallanderous politicions

Karl Maldin.

101 Clemente  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:01:25pm

Thread’s spun and dyed. RIP

102 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:01:26pm

re: #90 ggt

How do you guys come up withs purls?

its embroidered on the mind…

103 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:02:00pm

re: #96 ggt

Please don’t mention Woody Allen without a mind bleach warning.

eweeech!

:)

Sorry about that.

And did I say aog? Doh!

104 callahan23  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:02:14pm

re: #93 callahan23

By the way the answer to my question from above : re: #33 callahan23
is ‘Prince’.

105 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:02:14pm

re: #69 LGoPs

I hope they took enough Miranda cards with them.
/

Which reminds me, Michael Yon, has been dispatching from Afghanistan and I haven’t been reading.

106 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:02:22pm

re: #90 ggt

How do you guys come up withs purls?

Seashells by the seashore.

107 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:02:45pm

re: #102 brookly red

its embroidered on the mind…

ah! I thought it would be woven in the warped minds.

108 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:02:50pm

re: #93 callahan23

See you, sir. Take care.

109 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:02:56pm

re: #98 ggt

give

I was hoping you would know, Callahan asked, never answered and now he’s gone! WE’RE ALL DOOMED!

110 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:03:07pm

re: #92 VegasRick

It isn’t Ron Paul. That is the only hint I’m giving.

111 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:03:52pm

re: #104 callahan23

By the way the answer to my question from above : re: #33 callahan23
is ‘Prince’.

and I’m not point out the answer is in this post, either.

112 jcm  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:04:06pm

re: #95 A Kiwi Infidel

No one famous has died today.

So the press are refocussing on fallanderous politicions

Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden dies at the age of 97

113 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:04:10pm

Off to lunch with wifey-dear and a walk up the Ave

BBIAW

114 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:04:20pm

re: #107 ggt

ah! I thought it would be woven in the warped minds.

tis a tightly kint group you know…

115 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:04:38pm

re: #109 VegasRick

I was hoping you would know, Callahan asked, never answered and now he’s gone! WE’RE ALL DOOMED!

Now YOU tell me!

116 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:05:28pm

re: #114 brookly red

tis a tightly kint group you know…

Is it possible to weave a cloth so tightly that even water can’t get thru?

117 Crimsonfisted  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:05:36pm

re: #114 brookly red

re: #107 ggt


tis a tightly kint group you know…

Except for the French knots - they are usually a bit standoffish.

118 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:06:09pm

re: #111 ArmyWife

and I’m not point out the answer is in this post, either.

Prince - 5’ 2” smarmy little shit.
Nor Luap - 5’ 2” smarmy little shit.
* IT IS RP!

119 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:06:18pm

Developed a horrible sinus infection on vacation and am not on my second antibiotic.

Now, I learned WERE DOOMED.

120 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:06:27pm

re: #116 ggt

Is it possible to weave a cloth so tightly that even water can’t get thru?

depends

121 Crimsonfisted  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:06:39pm

re: #116 ggt

re: #114 brookly red


Is it possible to weave a cloth so tightly that even water can’t get thru?

Why would anyone want to? Just askin’

122 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:06:56pm

re: #117 Crimsonfisted

Except for the French knots - they are usually a bit standoffish.

Sometimes I think they are a few slips shy of a knot.

123 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:07:11pm

re: #121 Crimsonfisted

Why would anyone want to? Just askin’

One never knows.

124 jcm  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:07:13pm

re: #120 brookly red

depends

NASA so nice.

125 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:07:14pm

re: #121 Crimsonfisted

Why would anyone want to? Just askin’

He hates osmosis.

126 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:07:50pm

re: #118 VegasRick

you have something against people 5’2? hmmpphhh. ;)

127 albusteve  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:07:51pm

guitar….
encore

128 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:08:03pm

re: #121 Crimsonfisted

Why would anyone want to? Just askin’

just for the pun of it…

129 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:08:30pm

re: #126 ArmyWife

you have something against people 5’2? hmmpphhh. ;)

short shit. ;)

130 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:08:49pm

re: #129 DEZes

short shit. ;)

TMI!

131 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:08:59pm

re: #129 DEZes

short shit. ;)

LOL!

132 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:09:47pm

re: #131 VegasRick

LOL!

I gotta go, incoming……..

133 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:10:06pm

re: #126 ArmyWife

you have something against people 5’2? hmmpphhh. ;)

Only the “smarmy little shit” guys.
*think dinnerjacket

134 jcm  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:10:49pm

NY Democrats sitting through the Pledge of Allegiance

135 [deleted]  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:10:53pm
136 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:11:10pm

re: #126 ArmyWife

you have something against people 5’2? hmmpphhh. ;)

Hell noes.
My grandmother was 4’10”.
I followed her home one time after she had her car fixed to make sure it was OK.
Could see completely through her entire windshield.

Awesome.

137 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:11:19pm

re: #135 buzzsawmonkey

Everyone loves the Wizard of Osmosis.

Even in reverse.

138 Crimsonfisted  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:12:35pm

re: #135 buzzsawmonkey

re: #125 DEZes


Everyone loves the Wizard of Osmosis.

Lions and tigers and bears OH MY!

Dolphins, and penguins, and whales OH MY!

139 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:12:55pm

re: #133 VegasRick

Only the “smarmy little shit” guys.
*think dinnerjacket

/I hope he gets accosted by a love sick camel…

140 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:13:04pm

re: #138 Crimsonfisted

Lions and tigers and bears OH MY!

Dolphins, and penguins, and whales OH MY!

Sea Kitahs.

141 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:13:06pm

re: #136 SasquatchOnSteroids

Mr. Armywife is 6’3. He still loves me because all he sees is the top of my head.

/don’t go there

142 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:13:31pm

re: #140 DEZes

and now pond kitties! In my backyard.

143 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:13:41pm

re: #139 brookly red

/I hope he gets accosted by a love sick camel…

Camels spit.

144 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:14:08pm

re: #142 ArmyWife

and now pond kitties! In my backyard.

I was waiting for you to kill me.

145 [deleted]  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:14:24pm
146 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:14:48pm

I love Grandma Osmosis’ water paintings.

147 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:14:48pm

re: #135 buzzsawmonkey

Everyone loves the Wizard of Osmosis.

I am thinking of O’s-mosis, where the money keeps seaping outta my paycheck…

148 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:15:12pm

re: #144 DEZes

Naw! You called me that with the utmost in love and affection.

149 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:15:14pm

re: #145 buzzsawmonkey

Always make sure to keep the coypus out of the koi pool.

/words to live by

Thats coypus interuptus.

150 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:15:18pm

re: #139 brookly red

/I hope he gets accosted by a love sick camel…

I hope he gets puked on by a sick camel…..

151 Crimsonfisted  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:15:30pm

re: #143 DEZes

re: #139 brookly red


Camels spit.

Birds Swallow.

152 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:15:32pm

re: #148 ArmyWife

Naw! You called me that with the utmost in love and affection.

True. ;)

153 legalpad  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:15:52pm

re: #133 VegasRick

Only the “smarmy little shit” guys.
*think dinnerjacket

Kim Jong-Il

154 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:16:37pm

re: #145 buzzsawmonkey

I think they are bass, though - it’s a real pond, not a koi pond. Now, are frogs heretofore known as Sea Puppies, or in my case, Pond Puppies?

155 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:16:41pm

re: #151 Crimsonfisted

Birds Swallow.

cheep shot!

156 albusteve  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:17:17pm

fewer and fewer democrats seem to love their country…their seat in govt is far more important to them

157 jcm  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:17:24pm

DIY inflight entertainment gone too far…..

Man who stripped naked on L.A.-bound jet held by FBI

158 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:18:10pm

re: #156 albusteve

power corrupts and all.

159 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:19:10pm

re: #134 jcm

This fucking legislature is the living definition of dysfunctional. Makes me ashamed to admit residence here.

160 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:20:03pm

re: #157 jcm

DIY inflight entertainment gone too far…..

Man who stripped naked on L.A.-bound jet held by FBI

wasn’t Warren Moon, was it ?

161 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:20:33pm

re: #159 irongrampa

I’m ashamed of Congress, but not my country. We have a lot to be proud of, even now. We will get through this, we aren’t quitters. We’ve never been quitters, we are Americans.

162 LGoPs  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:21:18pm

re: #151 Crimsonfisted

Birds Swallow.

Democrats Suck.

163 jcm  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:21:30pm

re: #161 ArmyWife

NY State I think irongrampa is referring to.

164 albusteve  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:21:50pm

re: #158 ArmyWife

power corrupts and all.

after my family, this crazy, whacky country means the world to me…I just hate it when people trash it…we have so much for so many people around the world…I have issues

165 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:22:01pm

re: #162 LGoPs

Democrats Suck.

Barney Fwank blows the hardest.

166 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:22:02pm

re: #163 jcm

oops. Well, grandstand wasted. Nevermind. hehe. I’ll be over here in the corner if you need me.

167 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:22:08pm

re: #162 LGoPs

Democrats Suck.

Like I was gonna argue.

168 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:22:35pm

re: #161 ArmyWife
Was referring to the state I live in—nothing could EVER make me ashamed of my country.

169 legalpad  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:22:44pm

re: #161 ArmyWife

I’m ashamed of Congress, but not my country. We have a lot to be proud of, even now. We will get through this, we aren’t quitters. We’ve never been quitters, we are Americans.

It’s not just Mr. Army who thinks you’re beautiful. In the purest sense.

170 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:23:22pm

re: #168 irongrampa

got it, I’ll read for comprehension next time. Really sorry for assuming!

171 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:23:55pm

re: #159 irongrampa

This fucking legislature is the living definition of dysfunctional. Makes me ashamed to admit residence here.

well if they don’t function they don’t F things up…

172 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:24:15pm

re: #169 legalpad

Thanks, even though it was misplaced (sorry again IG).

173 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:24:16pm

Not all Democrats suck. Seriously.

I married one, I should know.

//

174 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:24:39pm
175 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:24:56pm

re: #173 SasquatchOnSteroids

Not all Democrats suck. Seriously.

I married one, I should know.

//

And theres Hillary.
ZINGGGGggg

176 Crimsonfisted  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:25:53pm

Good night all. Mr Fisted is not feeling well and we both need the rest.

177 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:26:17pm

Rest well.

178 freetoken  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:26:42pm

Not yet discussed here (ttbomk), though Charles probably is aware of this, recent polls on evolution (yes, more polls):

God or Darwin? The world in evolution beliefs

The results show that only 33% of the American populace agree that there is scientific evidence for evolution. It was commissioned in the UK but covered several countries.

The DI is crowing about there Zogby poll:

In Darwin Anniversary Year, New Zogby Poll Reveals Majority Support for Intelligent Design

but …

As one blogger points out:

[…] Draw you own conclusions. I will note that if you take the Zogby result that 51% believe in guided “development of life” and the result that 53% hold that you can believe in evolution and God, it probably means that a large proportion of the 51% (and thus the American public) are in fact theistic evolutionists, a group that is anathema to ID proponents. […]

Maybe this would make a good keypost?

179 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:26:57pm

re: #176 Crimsonfisted

I hope he feels better!

180 [deleted]  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:27:01pm
181 freetoken  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:27:21pm

re: #178 freetoken

PIMF “their”

/and I actually used “preview” twice…

182 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:27:51pm

re: #181 freetoken

sign of genius. Trust me.

183 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:27:58pm

re: #180 buzzsawmonkey

When does Pat Methane-y get outlawed as a contributor to global warming?

I think he can be retrofitted in the American Garage.

184 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:28:12pm

re: #175 DEZes

And theres Hillary.
ZINGGGGggg

Hillary sucks. How should I put this………………………..

185 albusteve  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:28:41pm

re: #184 VegasRick

Hillary sucks. How should I put this………………………..

away

186 freetoken  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:28:49pm

I also missed the quote html on the blogger’s paragraph…

/must be time to go to the gym

187 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:29:06pm

re: #178 freetoken

Not yet discussed here (ttbomk), though Charles probably is aware of this, recent polls on evolution (yes, more polls):

God or Darwin? The world in evolution beliefs

The results show that only 33% of the American populace agree that there is scientific evidence for evolution. It was commissioned in the UK but covered several countries.

The DI is crowing about there Zogby poll:

In Darwin Anniversary Year, New Zogby Poll Reveals Majority Support for Intelligent Design

but …

As one blogger points out:

[…] Draw you own conclusions. I will note that if you take the Zogby result that 51% believe in guided “development of life” and the result that 53% hold that you can believe in evolution and God, it probably means that a large proportion of the 51% (and thus the American public) are in fact theistic evolutionists, a group that is anathema to ID proponents. […]

Maybe this would make a good keypost?

I hope the poster is correct, I would hate to believe 67 percent of the US population is that bloody stupid.

188 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:30:31pm

re: #186 freetoken

I was going to go run, but it’s thundering. Oh darn.

189 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:31:12pm

re: #187 DEZes

51% voted as if they were.

190 jcm  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:31:15pm

Some one to keep an eye on in WA State.

Susan Hutchinson (R), former TV anchor, running to replace Ron “Tax to the Max out of Control Budget” Sims, now #2 at HUD.

We’ll she how she pans out.

191 Kronocide  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:31:16pm

re: #178 freetoken

Dude, God created the Big Bang, therefore, evolution. Easy!

There, everybody’s happy, ID is true (well, some form or other), the YEC’s aren’t happy but you can’t make them all happy all the time.

Peace, harmony, puppies, daisies…. la la la la.

192 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:32:12pm

re: #188 ArmyWife

I was going to go run, but it’s thundering. Oh darn.

The high here Friday was 94 and sunny.
Todays high was 72 and cloudy, its looked like rain for hours.

193 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:32:14pm

re: #170 ArmyWife

Don’t be sorry. Everyone who serves or served in ANY capacity deserves to be honored for their service, and that honor extends to the families as well. You provide the grounding for them all.

194 Kronocide  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:32:16pm

re: #187 DEZes

I hope the poster is correct, I would hate to believe 67 percent of the US population is that bloody stupid.

Um…. I’m afraid that more than 67% of the US population is stupid. The only debate is how stupid.

195 FemNaziBitch  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:32:25pm

re: #191 BigPapa

Dude, God created the Big Bang, therefore, evolution. Easy!

There, everybody’s happy, ID is true (well, some form or other), the YEC’s aren’t happy but you can’t make them all happy all the time.

Peace, harmony, puppies, daisies…. la la la la.

Unicorns! You forgot the Unicorns.

196 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:32:49pm

re: #189 ArmyWife

51% voted as if they were.

So true.

197 albusteve  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:33:12pm

re: #194 BigPapa

Um…. I’m afraid that more than 67% of the US population is stupid. The only debate is how stupid.

the 7% solution…

198 lobo91  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:33:27pm

re: #188 ArmyWife

I was going to go run, but it’s thundering. Oh darn.

We had to shut down our exercise Tuesday night because of all the lightning. They decided it was’t safe for people to be up in the guard towers (not to mention all the role-player “detainees” who were penned up within hundreds of yards of chain link fence and concertina wire.

I’ve never seen so much rain in this area in June before.

199 freetoken  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:33:33pm

re: #191 BigPapa

Peace, harmony, puppies, daisies…..

On LGF?

200 wrenchwench  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:33:50pm

I’m not usually a fiend for drum solos, but that one was interesting. I liked it.

201 DEZes  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:33:50pm

re: #194 BigPapa

Um…. I’m afraid that more than 67% of the US population is stupid. The only debate is how stupid.

See Armywifes 189.

202 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:34:42pm

re: #200 wrenchwench

Who, where?

203 brookly red  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:34:51pm

re: #188 ArmyWife

I was going to go run, but it’s thundering. Oh darn.

my gym has treadmills with internet acess… I know it’s not the same.

204 ShanghaiEd  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:35:56pm

re: #187 DEZes

I hope the poster is correct, I would hate to believe 67 percent of the US population is that bloody stupid.

But doesn’t majority rule automatically trump the scientific method? If we can just get to 100% support for Creationism, all that troublesome contrary evidence will disappear in a puff of (holy) smoke… /

205 freetoken  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:36:59pm

The full matrix of the results is available on Google:

[Link: spreadsheets.google.com…]

Here is the great irony: Look at the column that is labeled “Know a good/fair amount”, check which country’s respondents claimed to know the most.

Now, look under the column labeled “Do not think there is scientific evidence for evolution” and see which country’s respondents gave that the most nod.

Answer: same country… you guessed it… the US.

Americans have a deep sense of arrogance, I gather?

206 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:37:09pm

re: #198 lobo91

methinks your exercise program is more robust than mine. I’m trying to fight gravity’s effects on the thighs and derriere here. Not doing a great job at it, I’m afraid! You are doing it for a more noble cause it sounds!

207 legalpad  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:37:30pm

re: #188 ArmyWife

I was going to go run, but it’s thundering. Oh darn.

You have a pretty safe running route?

208 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:37:31pm

re: #203 brookly red

equally dreadful

209 ArmyWife  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:38:08pm

re: #207 legalpad

yes, I’m in a very safe neighborhood. Thank you for being concerned, though. I appreciate it!

210 Kronocide  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:38:55pm

Seriously, I don’t care who and how many people believe in any iteration of ID, or YEC. I don’t care.

The issue is when they want to compare it to science by destroying science as proof of their theistic beliefs, and worse, teach it to children as science in public schools. At times we all think we may assume everybody else knows what we think, but it’s worth saying again, and probably with regularity.

Pat Buchannon’s column still has me riled up. He isn’t promoting his belief in ID, he’s attacking science by concluding it’s faith (since belief in Darwinism, is, after all, faith!). Charlatan, scoundrel.

211 legalpad  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:39:46pm

re: #209 ArmyWife

yes, I’m in a very safe neighborhood. Thank you for being concerned, though. I appreciate it!

I work at a University here and see relatively vulnerable targets running alone at night. Every now and then one of them makes the news. Very frustrating.

212 Kronocide  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:43:16pm

Oh wow, I gotta go see whaddup wit dis ————>

213 irongrampa  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:44:21pm

Yeah, me too.

214 wrenchwench  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:45:49pm

re: #202 sngnsgt

Who, where?

The video at the top of the post.

Sorry for going On Topic without warning!

215 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 5:51:40pm

re: #214 wrenchwench

The video at the top of the post.

Sorry for going On Topic without warning!

DOH! Didn’t look, I just awoke from my after dinner nap… z…z…z

216 John Neverbend  Wed, Jul 1, 2009 7:19:16pm

re: #205 freetoken

The full matrix of the results is available on Google:

Something is odd about the survey. Either:

1. You think there is scientific evidence for evolution.
2. You don’t think there is scientific evidence for evolution.
3. You don’t know (you “neither agree nor disagree that there is scientific evidence for evolution”).

The totals don’t add up to 100%. What could be the missing alternative? Is it that when they asked, for example, the missing 20% in the US, their answer was “fish”?


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