God Said, Don't

Politics | Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 5:34:02 pm PDT

Joe the Plumber had a chat with the Almighty, and the word came down from on high: “Don’t run for office, Joe.”

Asked if he has plans to run for public office, he replied, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”

He continued, “I believe he’s gotten me on this grassroots movement. If I can encourage leaders to step up, that’s what I would like to do. That’s a heavy role. That’s something I don’t know if I am prepared to do yet.”