Iowahawk: Please Do Not Touch the Bureaucrats

Humor | Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 10:55:28 am PDT

Iowahawk announces the opening of an exclusive new salon: Please do not touch the bureaucrats.

Music (throughout)
Motley Crue, “Girls Girls Girls”

Katherine Weymouth
Hey fellas, after a hard week lobbying down on K Street, we know what you want. When the sun goes down on the capitol dome, you want to kick off those white shoes and get comfortable with the Beltway’s hottest journalists and public policy analysts. And they’re all waiting for you at the Washington Chrome Post.

Sexy Reverb Voice
mmmm.... the Washington Chrome Post.

Katherine Weymouth
The Washington Chrome Post, home of DC’s most uninhibited panel discussions, with dozens of key government policy analysts waiting to make all your lobbying fantasies come true. Whether your tastes run to heath care, union pensions, or asphalt contracting, let the Washington Chrome Post show you the kind of full-frontal journalism that will make yours an evening to remember.

Sexy Reverb Voice
ooh.... journalism. Tee hee!