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1 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:03:31pm

Thanks for the thread, Charles!

2 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:03:36pm

He is not that good with this teleprompter.

3 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:03:51pm

Ok it only took 3 minutes before my head is hurting.

4 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:04:08pm

re: #1 Pianobuff

Thanks for the thread, Charles!

Yep. Should be fun!
*barf

5 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:04:31pm

here it comes…

6 mbruce  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:04:48pm

Life is too short to watch that moron lie, besides he gives me gas

7 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:04:52pm

re: #5 HoosierHoops

here it comes…

Get the KY!

8 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:05:03pm

I’m drinking and watching Spongebob Squarepants.

9 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:05:08pm

Unemployment from 7.6 to 9.5
We’ve lost 2.6 million jobs.

Thanks for pulling the economy back from the brink.

10 Randall Gross  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:05:32pm

I hear the unicorns are winded and lame now, and that rainbow’s fading fast

11 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:05:34pm

B.S.

12 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:05:51pm

And predictably, he starts the speech by complaining about how he “inherited” this mess and offering excuses for why his overly optimistic predictions about the stimulus bill haven’t come true.

13 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:06:08pm

Is he lying yet?

14 huckfunn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:06:13pm

There were no less than 5 lies in the first minute. I’ve lost count.

15 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:06:21pm

re: #13 iceman1960

Is he lying yet?

When did he ever stop?

16 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:06:24pm

He’s thrashing the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.

17 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:06:29pm

Keep your current coverage, DRINK

18 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:06:31pm

re: #7 VegasRick

Get the KY!

I knew it was coming. I just wish he’d stop mixing in Sand to the KY…
I’m sure this isn’t a warm and fuzzy feeling…

19 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:06:57pm

re: #13 iceman1960

Is he lying yet?

Yes. He’s been at it for about 5 minutes.

20 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:06:59pm

WHO THE FUCK IS GOINGB TO PAY FOR IT?

21 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:01pm

Inherited! DRINK!

22 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:02pm

Someone ask him if he read what Congress put in the Bill. The devil is in the details.

23 samk  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:07pm

I want government subsidized cable TV so I can change the channel to Spongebob, too!

24 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:12pm

“…If you get too sick…”

I hope I don’t get sick with what you’re proposing…

25 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:14pm

How many times will we hear “inherited” tonight?

26 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:30pm

This is painful to watch

27 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:33pm

Is his Aunt still living here, illegally, at public housing?

28 Zoltan  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:35pm

Is this health care reform or a means to save social security and Medicare? Ration and deny health care and have us old folks die off sooner.

29 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:44pm

re: #25 jaunte

How many times will we hear “inherited” tonight?

more times than I can count.

30 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:51pm

Don’t get too sick, is the plan.

31 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:51pm

Sorry, Chairman, but there aren’t enough rich people left to pay for this abomination.

32 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:07:57pm

Slow the prompter down

33 charlesincharge  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:12pm

Who is the bigger liar, POTUS or TOTUS?

34 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:28pm

“Best care, not the most expensive care…”

Shorthand for shitty health care. Great! Who can argue with that?

35 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:28pm

Broad agreement! (lie) Drink!

36 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:29pm

I know what will pay for the healthcare plan. The ham that moved from budget into the stimulus.

37 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:38pm

He’s a GODDAMN LIAR! Tax cuts don’t cost anything! It’s my money you dickhead! Not yours or blinkys, or the swimmer, of jon fucking kary. Goddamn robbers!

38 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:38pm

I Call “Shenannigans” - a/k/a “BS” -

He is blaming it all on GWB.

-S-

39 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:51pm

How far we’ve already come? Shouldn’t it be how far we’ve already gone??

40 wahabicorridor  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:53pm

“We’re now seeing broad agreement thanks to the work that’s been done in the last few days”

WTF? What did he threaten the Blue Dogs with?

41 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:54pm

When is he going to utter a sentence that’s true?

/how did it ever come to this?

42 huckfunn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:56pm

ITS NOT MY FAULT

43 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:08:58pm

re: #17 avanti

Keep your current coverage, DRINK

At this rate I’m looking at blood alcohol poisoning.

44 [deleted]  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:04pm
45 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:05pm

“let me be clear!”

46 Ojoe  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:10pm

If you fixed the economy Mr. President, health insurance would not be a problem.

47 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:22pm

If you and congress have such great cover can we get the same cover?

48 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:23pm

Time for the victim stories

49 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:26pm

Strawman time: “this is about breaking me!”

what a fuckhead (that’s French)

50 itellu3times  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:29pm

Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

51 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:37pm

Broad agreement? I thought that markup sessions have been cancelled for the last two days!

52 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:37pm

And yet, you won’t be sacrificing that coverage or Congress’ coverage to join this program. Ooops.

53 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:09:57pm

Politics? No never..never…

54 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:01pm

The REAL Question is -

Will Congress accept Obama-“Care” for themselves. The answer is NYET!

-S-

55 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:05pm

I miss G.W.B.

56 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:13pm

We’ll do it this year, DRINK

57 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:13pm

re: #50 itellu3times

Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Then don’t do it anymore.

58 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:14pm

re: #47 Erik The Red

If you and congress have such great cover can we get the same cover?

That is the question that needs to be said!

59 wahabicorridor  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:14pm

“It’s not about me, I have great coverage”

The rest of you rubes are fucked.

60 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:17pm

“We cannot afford to wait any longer to get this done…”
- Chicken L. Obama

61 wiffersnapper  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:21pm

Too bad you can’t speed his voice up like Rush does now. Would make this thing much more comical than it already is.

62 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:22pm

re: #50 itellu3times

Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.

63 Ojoe  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:22pm

re: #44 taxfreekiller

Extreme Danger.

No kidding tfk

64 [deleted]  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:23pm
65 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:26pm

He’s got a Keith Oleberdouche orangeish color this evening.

Oh… not about me. I’ve got great insurance.

Well, asswipe, offer it to all of us!
!

66 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:32pm

We’re now in the United Way portion of his comments.

67 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:33pm

re: #50 itellu3times

Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

So don’t do it!

68 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:38pm

Softball question number 1.

69 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:38pm

re: #23 samk

I want government subsidized cable TV so I can change the channel to Spongebob, too!

What the fuck is that supposed to mean ?

70 samk  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:42pm

Oh, man. He almost made it without having to look at his cue card.

71 wahabicorridor  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:55pm

“before we talk how to pay for it…”

DRINK

72 huckfunn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:10:59pm

re: #65 Abu Bin Squid

He looks like Chester Cheeto

73 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:06pm

What about the research dollars that are going to evaporate when there are ZERO dollars to develop treatment for the future?

74 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:18pm

Good question.

…I guess he’s not going to answer it.

75 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:19pm

We won’t hear the words “tort reform.”

76 itellu3times  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:20pm

re: #51 Pianobuff

Broad agreement? I thought that markup sessions have been cancelled for the last two days!

The house voted for health 433-1, 1 abstaining.

A similar vote is expected opposing sickness.

77 Ojoe  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:34pm

Do you suffer from acid indigestion?

You do?

Well, stop drinking acid.

78 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:50pm

re: #64 taxfreekiller

avanti

I for one do not think your smart ass prick shit is worth any more than this full time fraud on TV.

Thanks for sharing TFK.

79 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:54pm

re: #72 huckfunn

LOL! I thought I recognized him.

80 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:56pm

How to pay for it? Surely you jest…

81 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:11:59pm

re: #75 jaunte

We won’t hear the words “tort reform.”

And you won’t, so long as the majority of politicians are themselves lawyers or get funded primarily by law firms.

82 Zoltan  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:06pm

Calling on the reporters that they gave the questions beforehand

83 wahabicorridor  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:06pm

“We’re spending about $6000 more than other countries where people are just as healthy”

Try cancer survival rates in the UK

84 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:07pm

“Let’s wait on how we’re going to pay for this.”

Let the rich people worry about that. Not my problem.

85 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:08pm

Healthcare is just like car sales.

86 mbruce  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:09pm

Hey, leeches are free.
Who’s the Dentist here?
( Thenk you Steve Martin)

87 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:13pm

We spend $6K more than other advanced countries.

Your point is, Mr. P?

88 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:20pm

re: #71 wahabicorridor

“before we talk how to pay for it…”

DRINK

BRB, need another beer I guess.

89 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:25pm

Filibuster time, long drawn out answers.

90 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:41pm

“Under questioning by members of the Senate Budget Committee, CBO director Douglas Elmendorf said bills crafted by House leaders and the Senate health committee do not propose ‘the sort of fundamental changes that would be necessary to reduce the trajectory of federal health spending by a significant amount.’ ‘On the contrary,’ Elmendorf said, ‘the legislation significantly expands the federal responsibility for health care costs.’” (Lori Montgomery, “CBO Chief Criticizes Democrats’ Health Reform Measures,” The Washington Post, 7/16/09)

91 itellu3times  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:51pm

re: #57 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Then don’t do it anymore.

I think that’s in the bill, and projected savings are eleventy brazillian dollars over 400 years.

92 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:12:54pm

re: #85 jaunte

Healthcare is just like car sales.

Car Salesman In Chief

93 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:01pm

Unless it’s a Yugo!

94 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:13pm

I went to the Doctor to get a prostrate exam using Obama’s plan.
I asked the Doc how things looked. He said “Son it doesn’t look good at all.”
I said “Hey Doc can I get a second opinion”
The Doc said “Don’t worry Son I used two fingers.”

95 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:23pm

re: #91 itellu3times

I think that’s in the bill, and projected savings are eleventy brazillian dollars over 400 years.

“Oh, that’s horrible…how many is ‘a brazillian’?”

96 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:35pm

re: #59 wahabicorridor

“It’s not about me, I have great coverage”

The rest of you rubes are fucked.

Take it a Step Further -

Back in more prosperous days, the “Big 3” outsourced production to Canada to avoid paying HEALTH INSURANCE. aMAZING AS i TYPE THIS HE IS USING A “Car Deal” as the example.

-S-

97 huckfunn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:42pm

re: #95 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

YIKES.

98 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:43pm

re: #92 The Shadow Do

Some have said that undercoating is a worthless expense.
Let me be clear. I disagree.

99 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:47pm

“I think my idea is the best one.” What else is new! lol

100 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:52pm

re: #89 Tarkus289

Filibuster time, long drawn out answers.

Wow, that’s just what I thought just now while he is talking. He’s giving six answers already to one question and not a single one is a direct answer to the question.

101 Miss Trixie  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:56pm

Wow. You folks have a real boob in the White House.

Unbelievable.

*shakes head*

102 samk  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:59pm

re: #69 SasquatchOnSteroids

What the fuck is that supposed to mean ?


That I can’t afford cable TV and I wish the government would give it to me so that I can watch Spongebob instead of Obama. It would do a lot more good for me since I almost never go to a doctor (2x in the past 17 years) and watching Obama gives me headaches.

103 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:13:59pm

Someone mentioned to slow the TOTUS down. When he (doesn’t)answers he stumbles and stammers. His voice gets louder when he hears a little Rahm-prep in his ear. Puppet.

104 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:14:00pm

SOAK THE RICH!

/trust magic to pay for the rest

105 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:14:11pm

Good deal for the money we’re spending…

How about we spend our own money—efficiently!!!

106 wahabicorridor  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:14:20pm

The remaining one third…

limit deductions

oh, jeez, this guy is lying thru his teeth. What did I expect.

I’m off to get a straw for the bottle of wine. See you guys tomorrow

107 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:14:20pm

Here is a question for Obama:

Can you think of one thing you could say or do that would make me think you are something other than a lying weasely politician who is apparently hopelessly out of his depth on all matters, foreign and domestic?

Not holding my breath

108 VegasRick  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:14:39pm

“Let’s just vote for it and then I’ll figure out how to completely fuck you guys”
*TOTUS revolt!

109 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:14:45pm

Before I go to bed tonight I’m going to fall to my knees and thank the Lord that I work for a great Japanese Company…I think alot of American Companies in the next couple of years just dump their people on the Gov’t payroll for healthcare…

110 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:01pm

44’s new name is Robin From The Hood. Take from the rich and successful and give to the poor and lazy.

111 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:02pm

What was the question again?

112 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:02pm

every time I watch BO I’m reminded of my bad ass right upper cut, followed by my left hook

113 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:06pm

re: #107 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You will have to wait until the next press conference, he is only taking two questions tonight.

114 charlesincharge  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:13pm

When will Ted Kennedy start his “death with dignity” re-education. He is over 65 and has a terminal illness. It’s what he wants for us.

115 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:15pm

Let’s piece this thing together. It’s just that important.

116 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:15pm

One committment 1/3 on back of families…

Huh? Sound like redistribution of wealth to me.

117 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:25pm

re: #99 snowcrash

“I think my idea is the best one.” What else is new! lol

“We won.”

118 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:32pm

Yeah, Barry…about some of those ideas…

“House Democrats have lots of potential targets for higher taxes as they aim to expand health care coverage to reach the roughly 50 million that experts say are uninsured. Also under consideration are higher alcohol taxes, increases to the Medicare payroll tax and a value-added tax, a sort of national sales tax, of up to 1.5 percent or more … The [other] tax options include: increasing the price of soda and other sugary drinks by 10 cents a can, applying a potential 2 percent income tax increase to single taxpayers earning more than $200,000 a year and households earning more than $250,000, a new employer payroll tax could target 3 percent of employers’ health care expenditures, taxing employer-provided health insurance benefits above certain levels … House Democrats planned to unveil a draft of their sweeping health care bill Friday … The draft, being released at a news conference … was not expected to mention the potentially unpopular tax options.” (Erica Werner, “House Eyes New Taxes As Senators Pare Health Bill,” The Associated Press, 6/19/09)

119 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:40pm

Would you buy insurance from this guy?

120 AmericanMe  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:44pm

“I’m the President.”

We f’en know this already! Geez!

121 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:47pm

“And, I hope, some Republicans.”

Namely, the ones who’re willing to whore themselves out in hopes of gaining my favor.

122 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:49pm

Change!

123 itellu3times  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:15:49pm

re: #107 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Not holding my breath

I think that’s in the bill too, saving hundreds of lives every year that would otherwise die of asphixiation.

124 Miss Trixie  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:05pm

The arrogance dripping off this boob is nauseating.

Blech.

125 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:05pm

Is that your job?
NO, no, no, no.

He said “I’m the president.”

Change! Status quo. Best care anywhere isn’t enough for this turd.

126 lincolntf  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:08pm

Is he still answering that SAME question? Cripes.

127 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:13pm

All he does is state the problem. Never any real solutions.

128 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:16pm

re: #117 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

“We won.”


He won…We lost

129 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:18pm

re: #102 samk

That I can’t afford cable TV and I wish the government would give it to me so that I can watch Spongebob instead of Obama. It would do a lot more good for me since I almost never go to a doctor (2x in the past 17 years) and watching Obama gives me headaches.

So don’t watch Obama.

You are cured.

It works for me.

130 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:29pm

What the hell is he rambling on about?

131 huckfunn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:36pm

re: #119 MadHamster

NOPE!

132 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:45pm

He is so intent on talking as long and as much as he can, he’s starting to stutter and stammer, because he can’t even remember the thoughts he started with 6 minutes ago.

Does he realize how stupid this makes him sound?

133 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:46pm

All this thrashing around with softball questions… pathetic

134 itellu3times  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:52pm

Do unicorns even get sick?

Will horn damage be covered under the government plans?

135 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:57pm

This is the first time in a long long time I have listened to him give a speech …

Is it just me or is he talking in circles … I do not think he is getting one single thought across to the voters … he has over rehearsed or something … really anyone else not getting what he is saying? …

136 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:16:59pm

that would mean money in people’s pockets…that we would then take from them

137 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:03pm

re: #127 Chekote

All he does is state the problem. Never any real solutions.

He doesn’t have any solutions that I’m interested in on this topic.

138 AmericanMe  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:09pm

At tis rate, I’m thinking three questions will be asked!

139 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:11pm

re: #130 Tarkus289

What the hell is he rambling on about?

Hopey McChangey-ness

140 Ojoe  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:13pm

re: #124 Miss Trixie

Sometimes to me he looks like photos I have seen of Mussolini ≈

141 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:15pm

This isn’t an answer, this is just another part of his speech.

142 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:19pm

re: #130 Tarkus289

What the hell is he rambling on about?

He’s doing his usual bit: Answering the question he wants to answer, rather than the one asked.

143 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:26pm

“any other country on earth”…what a commie puke

144 mwfbjf  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:31pm

five minutes into the answer for the question and still hasnt address the question. What a bore he is

145 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:46pm

And he is off. Meandering about to the point that everybody forgets the question.

146 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:55pm

(We have to take your spending out of healthcare, so we can divert it to taxes).

147 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:17:55pm

they’re not skeptical…they’re intelligent

148 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:00pm

re: #132 Walter L. Newton

He is so intent on talking as long and as much as he can, he’s starting to stutter and stammer, because he can’t even remember the thoughts he started with 6 minutes ago.

Does he realize how stupid this makes him sound?

no

149 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:02pm

Hey O just give em a breathalizer.

150 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:05pm

re: #20 Erik The Red

WHO THE FUCK IS GOINGB TO PAY FOR IT?

You! …And only you! ;p

151 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:05pm

AVANTI… could you please explain what your man is saying?

152 lincolntf  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:07pm

He is such a chump. Can’t watch any more. Back to the game.

153 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:07pm

Money in people’s pockets…right!!!

154 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:16pm

Dennis Miller isn going to bash Sen Boxer on O’Reilly after.

This is not a paid ad.

Why the RUSH?

155 jcbunga  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:27pm

“Let me be clear.”

He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

What next…”I am NOT left-handed” ???

156 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:27pm

what’s the rush Barry?

157 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:30pm

I’m counting on you guys to keep me informed, I can’t watch.

/it sounds really bad so far

158 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:32pm

Ha, why the rush? nice simple question. Maybe a 12 min answer.

159 BatGuano  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:35pm

re: #112 albusteve

every time I watch BO I’m reminded of my bad ass right upper cut, followed by my left hook

Classis Joe louis combo. “open ‘em up with a right uppercut, deliver the knockout drops with the left hook”- Chappie Blackburn.

160 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:38pm

re: #37 pingjockey

He’s a GODDAMN LIAR! Tax cuts don’t cost anything! It’s my money you dickhead! Not yours or blinkys, or the swimmer, of jon fucking kary. Goddamn robbers!

1,000,000 updings! See? Оба́ма’s inflation is already kicking in!

161 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:40pm

Work in teams, too many tests…sound like he wants Tort Reform.

162 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:45pm

Not liking what we see out of Washington.

Including a $800 Billion stimulus that you rushed through that won’t stimulate a damn thing.

163 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:18:58pm

He’s sounding like that random Obama Speech Generator that someone here linked to recently.

164 Miss Trixie  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:01pm

$6000? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Is he pulling numbers out of his a**?

Inept and weak.

165 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:10pm

Then send them a check from your bank account! Rush, rush, rush…

166 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:28pm

sob story time. bullshit x 100,000,000,000,000,000

167 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:28pm

The cadence has slowed quite a bit.

168 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:35pm

re: #151 Walter L. Newton

AVANTI… could you please explain what your man is saying?

He using the questions as a way to get as many talking points out as possible.

169 wrenchwench  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:36pm

I had a customer in here last week, who was leaving soon to visit her 102 year old grandmother, who just had a knee replaced. This customer is a big fan of Obama, so I bit my tongue about the possibility of such knee replacements in the future.

170 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:37pm

If III don’t do something soon…
The rookie is preaching about D.C.
What balls this guy has.
*spit*

171 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:47pm

re: #96 Dr. Shalit

Reply to Self -

Revise and Extend -

We are not in any WAY, SHAPE or FORM discussing “Health Care” in the language of English. We are discussing INSURANCE. Health care is something most folks take care of themselves, by diet, exercise and habits. I practice 2 of the 3. My “habits” suck - let the truth be known - I drink too much coffee, smoke too many cigarettes, and drink too much alcohol. Maybe that combination keeps me healthy - at least mentally.

-S-

172 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:19:56pm

And they made fun of Bush?

173 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:04pm

Fixed economy? I agree that it’s being neutered.

174 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:21pm

but I will sign a bill that will take the US over a cliff.

175 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:29pm

he’s still campaigning. the great pontificator w/ worthless platitudes.
yes he can. his parasitic constituents and hard core leftists love it.
the cost of doing nothing and it must be done now,
he is liar.

176 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:32pm

Back to the anecdotes, is he. How about the woman who’s mother needed treatment and you suggested that she just use painkillers.

177 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:33pm

“I won’t sign a bill that adds to our deficit.”

Incredible.

178 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:35pm

re: #173 calcajun

Fixed economy? I agree that it’s being neutered.

And emasculated, for that matter.

179 Ojoe  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:36pm

re: #168 avanti

Kind of disrespectful don’t you think? It would be civil to answer directly and stop when you have answered.

180 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:41pm

“I won’t sign a bill that doesn’t tax people that make $50,000 per year enough!”

181 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:43pm

Well this bill won’t work. So Obama should not sign anything.

182 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:43pm

Yes you will sign the damn thing. You signed the damned stimulus bill, so we all know that’s a frackin’ lie.

183 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:47pm

Some intest unhappy, try 45% of the country…for starters…

184 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:49pm

Yeah, cleaning up fraud and inefficiency is going to offset the $43 trillion in unfunded healthcare mandates we’re already on the hook for. How can he stand there and spew this [expletive deleted] with a straight face?

/make no mistake, you’re going to get less care of lower quality and you’re going to have to wait a lot longer for it, unless the government decides you’re not worthy of any care at all

185 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:20:55pm

re: #169 wrenchwench

Good move.

186 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:03pm

Ah, the stars are alined… that’s the ticket. next week we ask a fortune teller to advise us about Iran.

187 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:08pm

re: #157 pink freud

I’m counting on you guys to keep me informed, I can’t watch.

/it sounds really bad so far

Me, neither. Squidward just pulled out his reef blower on these Spongebob
reruns me and mini-me are watching. Way more entertaining than being told I’m fooked by Sunshine.

188 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:25pm

I hope somebody asks about how he plans of killing the elderly and converting them into Soylent Green

189 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:30pm

Important to get this right, but we need to rush this through…logic missing?

190 lincolntf  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:31pm

re: #177 jaunte

Why does he even bother? Nobody believes him.

191 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:34pm

Translation… I’m gonna ration and I’m gonna ration BIGTIME!!!

192 wrenchwench  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:35pm

re: #168 avanti

He using the questions as a way to get as many much talking points out as possible.

FTFY

193 solomonpanting  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:45pm

re: #177 jaunte

“I won’t sign a bill that adds to our deficit.”

Incredible.

“But that trick never works, Bullwinkle.”

194 mwfbjf  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:45pm

this man doesnt know what hes talking about except he likes to just ramble on and on.

195 Miss Trixie  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:53pm

re: #172 iceman1960

And they made fun of Bush?

Upschwingading!

196 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:55pm

he’s lying through his teeth…he assumes he knows how DC works…he is in the pocket of trial lawyers…the guy is a fraud

197 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:21:56pm

I hope someone asks him to end this press conference early.

198 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:01pm

Ever seen a kid lying when they’ve broken something? You’re looking at it right now.

199 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:04pm

“Diligent and honest. ” What a bunch of sh*t.

200 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:18pm

re: #190 lincolntf

Why does he even bother? Nobody believes him.

I think all too many people do believe him. That’s the problem.

201 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:21pm

Again— at the end of the Obama Health Care flow-chart is a gas chamber.

He is going to kill the poor and make a new poor out of the middle class.

202 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:23pm

re: #189 Wasta

Important to get this right, but we need to rush this through…logic missing?

LOGIC? Bwahahahahaha! These are DEMS!

203 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:27pm

re: #168 avanti

He using the questions as a way to get as many talking points out as possible.

I didn’t ask you what his method is, I want you to explain the answers.

I don’t understand his answer to “why the rush.” Did you understand the answer, explain your understanding.

204 retief_99  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:34pm

Will he name the country that has better health care than the US?

205 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:38pm

A panel will reduce healthcare inflation?

206 cavallino_rampante  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:39pm

So we’re setting false deadlines? Wonderful tactic there, BO.

207 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:42pm

re: #179 Ojoe

Kind of disrespectful don’t you think? It would be civil to answer directly and stop when you have answered.

He has a only a certain amount of time, he has to milk it to his advantage in getting his agenda to pass.

208 Charles Johnson  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:22:44pm

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

209 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:05pm

There’s not 47 million uninsured.

210 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:18pm

re: #198 iceman1960

Ever seen a kid lying when they’ve broken something? You’re looking at it right now.

It’s an ugly thing in a grown man.

211 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:22pm

The truth is…does that mean otherwise he lies?

212 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:22pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

The same thing that happened to his campaign promise to televise the health care debate on C-SPAN: In the garbage disposal.

213 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:25pm

re: #177 jaunte

“I won’t sign a bill that adds to our deficit.”

Incredible.

The best way to counter all these bills is to add a amendment that allocates 300 million for F-22s. Yes, I admit it’s childish.

214 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:26pm

I want to cover every one…except for those who didn’t vote for me…or won’t vote for me in the future.

215 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:26pm

re: #208 Charles

He didn’t realize how bad Bush left things.

/sarcasm

216 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:27pm

re: #193 solomonpanting

Upding for one of my alltime favorite cartoons!

217 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:33pm

Prre: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

Promises that was when he was running for office… He’s CIC now.

218 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:47pm

OK— I am not watching (need to keep my lunch down). But if he is sounding as flat as people are making him sound, then this is possibly where the gild comes off the lilly and the will be some breaking in the MSM ranks. Maybe.

219 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:48pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

That will be in the form of a tax credit applied to snake oil purchases

220 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:49pm

F-Chuck Todd
47 milloin again!
Wants number of uninsured.

He’s chopping liberty right now. Amazing shit.

221 jcbunga  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:52pm

The pre-eminent speaker of our time…this jackass is a joke

222 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:23:54pm

Once the milk of “free healthcare” is squeezed from the tit of the government cow it can never be put back.

If his plan becomes reality, politicians and Presidents will be tinkering with it and tweaking it, and raising taxes to pay for it…forever.

223 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:05pm

It’s such a fallacy. Everyone who needs healthcare can go to the hospital and get healthcare. The hospital cannot turn anyone away because they can’t pay. There are people that are without health insurance.

224 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:16pm

The truth is??? Lacking!

225 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:31pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

Hey he was only off by about -$5000

226 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:32pm

DIRE STRAITS!
2pts

227 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:33pm

boy is he blinking a lot

228 retief_99  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:41pm

In my 66 years I have never seen a President break so many campaign promises in so little time.

229 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:45pm

he says he is not going to sign a bill that doesn’t work. LOL
he is going to sign any power grab he can get.
this is not abt a good bill for health care.
it is abt. o not getting slapped down, his ego can’t take it.
he doesn’t want his presidency ruined.

230 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:45pm

We already have an acute medical professional shortage.

/WHERE ARE ALL THE EXTRA DOCTORS AND NURSES GOING TO COME FROM?

231 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:54pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

HERETIC! Unbeliever! How dare you employ logic//

232 Randall Gross  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:24:55pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

Exactly. That’s the nut of the issue.

233 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:25:01pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

If you posted at the HuffPo…

234 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:25:03pm

re: #226 albusteve

DIRE STRAITS!
2pts

Well, this bill certainly is “Money for Nothin’.”

235 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:25:09pm

Want it but can’t afford it…hmmm

I’d like a beach front property in Hawaii, but I can’t afford it…Not fair.

236 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:25:25pm

re: #157 pink freud

I’m counting on you guys to keep me informed, I can’t watch.

/it sounds really bad so far

You and me, both. Obama talks Unicorn pharts…I don’t get it.

237 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:25:27pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

It goes into the same category as these:
“I was only following orders.”
“The Check is in the mail.”
No offense, Lizards: “I promise not to come in your mouth.”

238 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:25:28pm

re: #221 jcbunga

The pre-eminent speaker of our time…this jackass is a joke

I thought it was Bose? Maybe JBL. Certainly not BHO.

239 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:25:47pm

re: #230 Killian Bundy

We already have an acute medical professional shortage.

/WHERE ARE ALL THE EXTRA DOCTORS AND NURSES GOING TO COME FROM?

Its easy to have enough when you lower the standards.

240 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:25:56pm
redesign certain aspects of healthcare

/code for rationing

241 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:00pm

This mandate to purchase insurance is going to lead to more subsidies. People will wail that they don’t have the money. I hope they stop this bill and the GOP gets its act together so that in 2010 it can win enough seat to put a break on Obama’s agenda. Am I asking too much?

242 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:01pm

Ooh I like this question. You have 60 in the House. Why blame the Repubs. Love it.

243 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:03pm

re: #203 Walter L. Newton

I didn’t ask you what his method is, I want you to explain the answers.

I don’t understand his answer to “why the rush.” Did you understand the answer, explain your understanding.

If you don’t set a end date for congress, they’ll piss around forever. Had Kennedy said ” I want to go to the moon someday”, we’d never had made it.
He’ll let it slide a few weeks if push comes to shove and he’s close.

244 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:04pm

re: #228 retief_99

In my 66 years I have never seen a President break so many campaign promises in so little time.

Whaddya expect: he is a Demo☭rat!

245 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:09pm

Politics, nooo

246 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:09pm

So this is what hope and change looks like

247 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:12pm

“Misinformation”

ROFLMAO!!!

248 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:12pm

Waiting for a real question.

Or a real answer for that matter.

Attention America, is this entertaining? No? I thought not. Are you pissed that this is interrupting your regular programming? Yes? Uh huh, thought so.

249 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:16pm

Not blaming republicans? … wasn’t the first part of this speech about republicans? … rewind …

250 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:19pm

Oh, you lying sack of shit! You’ve been blaming the Republicans every other hour.

251 jcbunga  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:22pm

re: #230 Killian Bundy

We already have an acute medical professional shortage.

/WHERE ARE ALL THE EXTRA DOCTORS AND NURSES GOING TO COME FROM?

Exactly, and the Baby Boomers have already begun retiring…we’ve entered a 30-year period of more retirees and fewer working.

252 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:33pm

re: #230 Killian Bundy

We already have an acute medical professional shortage.

/WHERE ARE ALL THE EXTRA DOCTORS AND NURSES GOING TO COME FROM?

“Affordable healthcare” doesn’t necessarily require doctors and nurses.

253 Randall Gross  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:40pm

re: #233 Abu Bin Squid

If you posted at the HuffPo…

Actually Huffpo resurrected and retooled the Misery Index into the Real Misery Index, and it’s not looking good for the O and the promises he made.

254 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:41pm

Sure… all the money is going to be found through inefficiency reduction.

Sounds like TQM to me.

Any Malcolm Baldridge consultants out there? There may be employment opportunities for you.

255 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:42pm

re: #213 Idle Drifter

The best way to counter all these bills is to add a amendment that allocates 300 million for F-22s. Yes, I admit it’s childish.

300 million would not pay for one plane.

256 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:26:56pm

re: #250 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Oh, you lying sack of shit! You’ve been blaming the Republicans every other hour.

IMPOSSIBLE! He said we’re in the post-partisan age.

257 huckfunn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:02pm

“Waterloo Bridge” with Vivian Leigh and Robert Taylor are on TCM right now. How appropriate.

258 solomonpanting  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:06pm

Is there any mention of tort reform?

259 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:11pm

Good lord this man is floundering big time

260 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:13pm

Third person alert!!!

261 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:26pm

re: #256 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

IMPOSSIBLE! He said we’re in the post-partisan age.

Somebody forgot to get the memo to the White House.

262 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:29pm

Advanced diabetes…

News for you pal, my wife’s friend’s mother in CANADA had to have both her legs amputated becuase of the waiting line for her diabetes treatments or lack thereof. Don’t sell this bull on us!

263 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:30pm

re: #239 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Its easy to have enough when you lower the standards.

Why would they want to go into that field when under this plan it won’t pay enough for them to pay for their education let alone the American dream?

264 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:33pm

“If they have a good idea we’ll take it.”

As long as the rich pay for it.

265 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:27:46pm

re: #258 solomonpanting

Is there any mention of tort reform?

I wish there was, that could win some votes IMHO.

266 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:05pm

re: #256 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

IMPOSSIBLE! He said we’re in the post-partisan age.

Now that the GOP is to be hunted to extinction.

267 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:08pm

re: #257 huckfunn

“Waterloo Bridge” with Vivian Leigh and Robert Taylor are on TCM right now. How appropriate.

Ted Turner has a sense of humor! Who knew?

268 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:10pm

re: #253 Thanos

Just trying to brainstorm ideas to get Charles a press invite.

269 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:14pm

re: #255 avanti

270 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:17pm
Is there any mention of tort reform?

You are joking right?

271 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:28pm

Not that I like him…but boy it’d be kinda fun if Michael Savage was there and asked a question.

272 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:34pm

he blew of the Blue Dogs…stupid x 2

273 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:52pm

OK -

NOW let’s solve the INSURANCE PROBLEM. If it takes a TAX - so be it. Let Government Care be Catastrophic Care. The other half of the problem was potentially solved by GWB - “Health Savings Accounts” - a REAL accomplishment, unmatched by the current incumbent.

-S-

274 solomonpanting  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:54pm

re: #270 Chekote

You are joking right?

Just wanted to see if anyone’s paying attention.

275 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:28:55pm

re: #268 Abu Bin Squid

Just trying to brainstorm ideas to get Charles a press invite.

/he’d have to blog at HuffPo

276 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:04pm

re: #259 iceman1960

I can only hope. If he falls flat on his face as badly as I expect, he’ll be overdrawn on his political capital.

277 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:07pm

Give up paying for things that don’t make you healthier.

278 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:11pm

You’ve got supermajorities Dear Leader. Why don’t you just be honest and tell the American public that you’re just going to shove it up our ass. It would save a lot of time.

279 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:13pm

Whose pockets are you going to get those additional dollars?

280 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:18pm

he is not putting out any information. just propaganda. and even that is gibberish.

281 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:26pm

a bonafied lunatic…historical dood

282 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:28pm

Fine $350 billion, ya happy now?

283 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:35pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

Charles -

SMELLS like “Cow-Pies” to me. That is all.

-S-

284 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:40pm

re: #272 albusteve

he blew of the Blue Dogs…stupid x 2

If he did that, Nancy P will have some problems on her hands. Sweet.

285 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:44pm

re: #259 iceman1960

Good lord this man is floundering big time

Please do not compare this man to Kent Dorfman!

286 Randall Gross  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:29:58pm

Obama: Long on strategy, short on delivery.

287 jim in virginia  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:03pm

O looks and sounds very awkward and uncomfortable.
And stupid. “Stop paying for things that don’t make you healthier?”
Is it time to break out the cardigan sweater?

288 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:08pm

Crisis!
We must act now!
No time to lose!
The window of opportunity is closing!
No time to read the bill!
I don’t know what’s in the bill!
We must pass it now BECAUSE I WON!

289 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:08pm

Does Teddys brain surgery make him healthier, or just prolonging his end of life care? Sure.

290 keithgabryelski  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:11pm

re: #223 Dahveed

It’s such a fallacy. Everyone who needs healthcare can go to the hospital and get healthcare. The hospital cannot turn anyone away because they can’t pay. There are people that are without health insurance.

THAT is a fallacy, it’s called a strawman:

The problem isn’t that a hospital will not take care of emergencies.

The problems stem from having to pay health bills that they can’t afford (and go bankrupt because of the costs).

There are additional problems associated with what happens when you have money, get cancer, don’t have insurance. You can’t get treatment, they are not required to give you chemo.

291 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:17pm

re: #280 nyc redneck

he is not putting out any information. just propaganda. and even that is gibberish.

nycrn … he sounds absolutely like he is to stoned … he is making no sense at all … it is almost embarrassing …

292 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:21pm

re: #276 calcajun

I can only hope. If he falls flat on his face as badly as I expect, he’ll be overdrawn on his political capital.

Overdrawn. An apt term for this man.

Upding !

293 samk  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:21pm

“Why do we want to pay for things that don’t work?” Bwahahahahaha!

294 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:22pm

Professorial. Not in a good way.

295 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:23pm

re: #263 calcajun

Why would they want to go into that field when under this plan it won’t pay enough for them to pay for their education let alone the American dream?

How much could a 4 month class to cover basic medical procedures cost? They can always just refer to the Federal manual for the prescribed treatment guidelines. Plus they can hook up their buddies with free prescriptions to make some extra money on the side. Sounds like a sweet deal.

/

296 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:28pm

How about giving up paying for things that don’t make sense…

Where in DC should we start?

297 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:34pm

Why don’t we want to pay for things that don’t work. Hey O didn’t we just do that?

298 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:39pm

Stop paying for things that don’t make you healthier?

This guy thinks he can run everything. What a test case he’ll be for generations to come.

I,,, I,,, I,,,what doesn’t work? He never backs up his statements with facts.

Oh… red pill, blue pills.

299 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:39pm

Ya take the Blue pill

Ya Take the Red pill

300 retief_99  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:45pm

Who decides what we have to give up? People are dieing in Canada and England because of the deciders.

301 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:50pm

re: #291 JacksonTn

nycrn … he sounds absolutely like he is to stoned … he is making no sense at all … it is almost embarrassing …

FTFY

302 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:53pm

“The American people are going to have to give up paying for things they don’t need.”

Oh, good. Then who decides what’s necessary? Do I send my requests for service to you Mr. P.? Or did you delegate those decisions to Mr. Biden?

303 jim in virginia  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:30:56pm

Blue pill and red pill.
One pill makes you larger…

304 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:00pm

re: #282 Idle Drifter

Fine $350 billion, ya happy now?

Cheap Skate! Ya need a Trillion to sit at this table…:)

305 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:04pm

As long as you stay healthy…this guy’s plan works like a charm.

306 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:10pm

As Col. Potter would say…”This whole speech and answers are meadow muffins”!

307 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:13pm

Geez, now we’re going to have Matrix healthcare.

/it would be cheaper

308 gquaresma  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:16pm

The Hamburglar speaks clearer then this guy.

309 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:17pm

“Why would we want to pay for things that don’t work?” - BHO

That is Obama.

310 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:26pm

You’re not discriminating consumers, so I’ll take the decisions out of your hands…

311 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:27pm

Half Price for what makes you well - guess he wants to join the Wal-Mart Board of Directors after his retirement.

-S-

312 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:31pm

re: #285 Macker

Please do not compare this man to Kent Dorfman!


[Video]

Well, like Kent, 51% of the country fucked up and trusted him.

313 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:33pm

Pay for things that don’t work? Who’d wanna pay for it?

So he’s shutting DC down?

314 fish  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:38pm

Obama: “Why would we want to pay for something that doesn’t work?”
Me: “I agree. Can we stop paying for you now?”

315 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:47pm

The BLUE PILL!!! Argggh. How fitting.

316 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:55pm

re: #114 charlesincharge

When will Ted Kennedy start his “death with dignity” re-education. He is over 65 and has a terminal illness. It’s what he wants for us.

But he is more better than you.

/

317 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:56pm

pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

318 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:31:58pm

re: #299 Idle Drifter

Ya take the Blue pill

Ya Take the Red pill

If I take the Red pill I can’t go back!

319 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:02pm

re: #293 samk

“Why do we want to pay for things that don’t work?” Bwahahahahaha!

I ask that every time I look at the Capital Building.

320 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:12pm

Paying for things that don’t work = the Obama legacy

321 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:18pm

re: #314 fish

Obama: “Why would we want to pay for something that doesn’t work?”
Me: “I agree. Can we stop paying for you now?”

+1000 if I had them. How is it going btw.

322 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:19pm

re: #287 jim in virginia

O looks and sounds very awkward and uncomfortable.
And stupid. “Stop paying for things that don’t make you healthier?”
Is it time to break out the cardigan sweater?

“Stop paying for things that don’t make you healthier?”

Do I as I say! Not as I do!

323 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:20pm

re: #313 Wasta

Pay for things that don’t work?

That’s called “Welfare”

324 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:34pm

it’s not my fauuulllttt!

325 BatGuano  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:37pm

He’s back to inherited again.

326 esch  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:38pm

Somebody call Cypher.

Oh wait, that’s right. He wanted to switch to the blue pill.

ZZAP

ObamaCare in action.

327 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:43pm

re: #9 Pianobuff

Unemployment from 7.6 to 9.5
We’ve lost 2.6 million jobs.

Thanks for pulling the economy back from the brink.

The answer? trillions of dollars in a fascist government power grab - also kindly know as “health care reform”.

328 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:45pm

Inherited!

329 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:47pm

Deficit and Debt…Quesie? Understatement of the year.

330 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:49pm

re: #315 Pianobuff

The BLUE PILL!!! Argggh. How fitting.

“…Don’t Cry for Me BLUE VIAGRA…” Comments?

-S-

331 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:32:51pm

Inherited! DRINK!

332 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:03pm

Inherited! DRINK!

333 cavallino_rampante  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:12pm

35 minutes in and I feel brain dead.

334 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:13pm

He actually wants us to take the Blue Pill!!! How friggin poetic.

Seriously now I’m even more scared than before. Listening to him makes me realize that he knows far less about healthcare than he does about cars.

Frightening.

335 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:18pm

re: #291 JacksonTn

nycrn … he sounds absolutely like he is to stoned … he is making no sense at all … it is almost embarrassing …

Perhaps it’s because he is

336 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:19pm

o needs to stop killing the private sector.

337 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:22pm

I have a sneaking suspicion that his sphincter is tight … he is about to lose for the first time … and he will not be able to handle it …

338 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:38pm

Back to Bush bashing.

He’s losing it. Credibility tanking. Shameless liar.

Who said do nothing? Next strawmen!

339 Mike McDaniel  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:40pm

re: #255 avanti

300 million would not pay for one plane.

No. It would pay for two F-22s…and an F/A-18F to boot.

340 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:46pm

The confusing long answer again. Trillion, the new billion.

341 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:33:49pm

re: #331 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Inherited! DRINK!

“T-P” -

SKOAL!

-S-

342 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:01pm

Bush did it!

343 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:02pm

When in doubt blame Booosh.

344 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:04pm

I gather it’s not going too well …?
///

345 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:05pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

Disappeared into thin air, like every other politician’s promise, except the promise to raise taxes on “the rich.”

“The rich” during the campaign were people who made more than $250,000 a year. By the time we’re done here, it will be people who make $25,000 a year.

346 solomonpanting  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:08pm

re: #333 cavallino_rampante

35 minutes in and I feel brain dead.

See? His plan is already working. Next, you’re off social security.

347 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:12pm

And since you entered office and passed that package, 2 million people have lost their jobs. Somehow, that seems larger than 700,000 jobs…

348 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:12pm

I can’t believe he’s taking credit for lowering the deficit from the imaginary higher one he made up.

349 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:12pm

re: #321 Erik The Red

+1000 if I had them. How is it going btw.

Haven’t you heard? Оба́ма’s inflation is kicking in! Add three zeroes to that total!

350 Right mind left  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:17pm

Campaign, campaign, lie lie…

What was the question again?

Oh sure, worried about spending and what they have done has reduced spending???

351 rightside  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:24pm

Has he brought up a victim story yet?

352 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:29pm

re: #331 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Inherited! DRINK!

Will this plan cover alchohol poisoning?

353 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:30pm

Somewhere…Keith Olbermann is watching this with his pants around his ankles and smiling

354 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:34pm

401K is not a “loss” until you actually sell your shares…mine has slowly been rebouding without your help TYVM.

355 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:39pm

Don’t need F-22’s!

356 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:51pm

re: #318 HoosierHoops

If I take the Red pill I can’t go back!

The question is do you really want to?
I ready for the red pill right now.

OH, he just mentioned the F-22! Drink!

357 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:34:58pm

re: #351 rightside

Has he brought up a victim story yet?

Unidentified family whose daughter has leukemia.

358 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:04pm

Eliminated the F-22. Great! Bet the Chinese steal it in one way shape or form.

-S-

359 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:06pm

inherited, drink!

360 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:07pm

the F22…peanuts…what a fraud

361 fish  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:09pm

re: #321 Erik The Red

Everything is as well as can be here in the Peoples Republic of Madison WI.

362 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:10pm

1.3 Trillion to 7 Trillion is good?

363 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:13pm

Inherited DRINK!

364 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:16pm

re: #352 iceman1960

Will this plan cover alchohol poisoning?

Of course, comrade. How else will we wash away our worries except with large amounts of Vodka?

365 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:24pm

I’m sure I returned “Idiocracy” to Netflix. Could I have mailed back the envelope and left the DVD in the player, and that’s what I’m watching now?

366 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:25pm

what??? is he kidding??

367 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:25pm

Something fo

the red and blue pills
368 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:29pm

Reading the comments while not watching Obamathon makes for some fine theater, I must say.

369 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:33pm

re: #143 albusteve

“any other country on earth”…what a commie puke

“mom - the other kids have it”

oy -

370 Right mind left  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:36pm

Inherited and inherited and healthcare reform won’t add, it will lower it NOW???

Do it now???

371 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:41pm

re: #353 MadHamster

Somewhere…Keith Olbermann is watching this with his pants around his ankles and smiling

Chris Matthews is saying he can’t see the tv from down there.

372 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:46pm

“if we had done nothing… . ”
omg. spending has reduced spending, in order for us to do more we need more spending,

is he drunk?

373 Randall Gross  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:49pm

Health Care Reform plan visualized

374 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:53pm

Victory eliminating the F-22, and all the jobs…

Inherited! Drink.

He’s like the lying guy on Saturday Night Live.
Yeah. That’s the ticket.

375 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:56pm

“We inherited this deficit…”

drink!

376 Truck Monkey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:57pm

Not watching it. Watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. When Nobama opens his yapper does anything worth mentioning fall out? I think that Helen Thomas will be the first journalist to fall out of line and call Zero on his bullshit. What does everyone else think?

377 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:35:59pm

Lower the deficit? Does he ever talk to the CBO?

378 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:00pm

44 is lying and making things up as he goes. $7 trillion deficit. FUCK THAT.

379 Charles Johnson  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:04pm

Nationalized health care is going to lower the deficit?

Go ahead, pull my other leg.

380 Pvt Bin Jammin  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:07pm

I can’t take this. Guess I’d better get “ginned up”.

381 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:08pm

Ginned Up…not a bad idea.

382 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:10pm

He doesn’t understand a damn thing he’s talking about.

/and yet he can’t stop

383 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:15pm

re: #351 rightside

Has he brought up a victim story yet?

Like his shill victim at the Health Care Town hall.

F’n snake oil salesman, using shills.

384 esch  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:20pm

Killing the F-22 cost me a nice job, jerk. GFY.

And we’re going to really need a buttload of those to deal with the consequences of your presidency going forward.

385 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:24pm

re: #367 pingjockey

Well crap, no vocals

386 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:25pm

re: #339 Mike McDaniel

No. It would pay for two F-22s…and an F/A-18F to boot.

You are correct, I checked:

By the time all 183 fighters have been purchased, $34 billion will have been spent on actual procurement, resulting in a total program cost of $62 billion or about $339 million per aircraft. The incremental cost for one additional F-22 is around $138 million;

387 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:36pm

re: #375 The Shadow Do

“We inherited this deficit…”

drink!

*BLOWJOB* cough *BLOWJOB*

388 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:37pm

Honestly I don’t think I’ve ever seen him look as unprepared as he does right now - other than that one townhall where he completely lost his thoughts.

389 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:44pm

re: #371 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Chris Matthews is saying he can’t see the tv from down there.

He just can’t stand up because his panties are wet.

390 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:36:54pm

Somewhere in Dallas, a 50-something year-old man and former POTUS is putting his foot through his big screen.

391 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:00pm

“we inheritied … “

i can’t stand this huckster.

392 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:02pm

re: #379 Charles

Nationalized health care is going to lower the deficit?

Go ahead, pull my other leg.

That’s not a leg he’s pulling Charles.

393 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:04pm

Water the crops with gatorade, it’s got electrolytes.

394 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:12pm

lets try this again

395 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:20pm

re: #379 Charles

Nationalized health care is going to lower the deficit?

Go ahead, pull my other leg.

You heard him. From $9 trillion to $7 trillion. We are so lucky that he is the President.

396 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:22pm

re: #382 Killian Bundy

He doesn’t understand a damn thing he’s talking about.

/and yet he can’t stop

Sounds familiar.

397 jim in virginia  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:31pm

“incentivize and empower”
DRINK!

398 retief_99  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:47pm

What priority will be assigned to health care funding in the annual budget? Remember this will be decided by POLITICIANS.

399 jaunte  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:37:51pm

Shakedown!

400 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:06pm

He keeps using the word “reform”.

This ain’t reform folks. This is change. Radical in type. Believe in it!

401 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:17pm

re: #386 avanti

By the time all 183 fighters have been purchased, $34 billion will have been spent on actual procurement, resulting in a total program cost of $62 billion or about $339 million per aircraft. The incremental cost for one additional F-22 is around $138 million;

/that’s money better spent on ham and cheese anyway

402 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:20pm

Snake Oil, get your Snake Oil…

403 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:23pm

re: #391 nyc redneck

“we inheritied … “

i can’t stand this huckster.

Grifter extraordinaire.

404 Right mind left  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:26pm

Didn’t he yank all experts from that panel and replace them with his shills??

Important changes…delivery of benefits will change exactly how???

He is using talking points that are clearly not in this bill.

405 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:33pm

re: #379 Charles

Nationalized health care is going to lower the deficit?

Go ahead, pull my other leg.

Sure it will. He means to kill as many seniors to balance Social Security, as many kids so to keep the ill-educated peons working and spending like crazy to generate tax revenue. Diabolical, isn’t it.

406 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:33pm

AARP endorsed this?

407 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:34pm

re: #372 nyc redneck

“if we had done nothing… . ”
omg. spending has reduced spending, in order for us to do more we need more spending,

is he drunk?

maybe but I am getting there

408 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:35pm

he’s talking about the senior citizens that he thinks shouldn’t be allowed to live

409 jcbunga  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:39pm

My avatar says it all, thanks to whomever created it

410 FrogMarch  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:43pm

re: #208 Charles

Is anyone going to ask him about his campaign promise that his health care plan would save every American about $2500 a year in health care costs?

What happened to that promise?

Memory Hole.
It’s going to cost at least that much - extra - per person.

411 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:54pm

Love the transparency question!!

412 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:54pm

New “Medicare Advisory Council” Would Have Broad Mandate, Little Accountability.

“That would be a remarkable shift of power on its own, but the president’s proposal doesn’t stop there. Not only would the council make recommendations on payment updates, it would also have the authority to propose other ‘Medicare reforms’ which would go into effect unless Congress could muster veto override majorities in opposition. What are ‘Medicare reforms’? From the write-up, it seems they could be just about anything. Changes in beneficiary cost-sharing. New rules for establishing qualified hospitals and doctors. Penalties for physicians who don’t follow government guidelines. Pretty much anything except for the payroll tax and premium structure. The only parameters are that the ‘reforms’ must improve the quality of medical care and the efficiency of Medicare operations.” (James C. Capretta, “On-The-Fly Audacity,” The New Atlantis’s “Diagnosis” Blog,” 7/20/09)

413 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:38:59pm

re: #392 Wasta

That’s not a leg he’s pulling Charles.

But that’s supposed to make you feel good, dammit.

414 Beach Lover  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:06pm

Oh good…hes proud of cutting denfense spending

415 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:07pm

Does Оба́ма have the balls to simply bypass Congress if they don’t pass what he wants? Think of all the czars he has under his thumb.
Please God, if he does something that stupid

416 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:15pm

Ooh transparency question!

417 jim in virginia  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:15pm

re: #390 calcajun

Somewhere in Dallas, a 50-something year-old man and former POTUS is putting his foot through his big screen.


Nope. Dubya is just laughing and laughing and laughing.
Because in six months 60% of the American people will admit they miss him.

Oh good- transparency!

418 Wasta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:22pm

If anyone knows how to waste $80 or $100B…we’ve found the experts.

419 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:25pm

re: #406 sngnsgt

Even if it didn’t, he would say it did anyway. Like Caterpillar.

420 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:29pm

Oh a transparency question!

421 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:53pm

re: #378 Erik The Red

44 is lying and making things up as he goes. $7 trillion deficit. FUCK THAT.

13 trillion and 53 trillion in unfunded mandates.

$66,000,000,000,000.00

$220,000 obligation for every American.

Not counting the operating budget.
Not counting Health Care.

I can’t afford my government.

422 Joelt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:54pm

We’re only going to pay for what works,,, so if you get cancer and you’ve only a 2 in 5 chance of being cured,,, YOU ARE S.O.L.

423 rightside  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:39:55pm

re: #406 sngnsgt

They’ll be the first ones to go.

“shovel ready”

424 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:00pm

he has no explanation abt. how he is going to pay for this.
100 million “found” dollars in savings.
wtf?

425 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:05pm

OK America, line up for the Kool-Aid!

426 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:06pm

re: #409 jcbunga

My avatar says it all, thanks to whomever created it

1,000,000 updings!

427 whtokbyu  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:07pm

Where is Tort Reform in this whole debate! If the lawyers would stop suing physicians and drug companies, wouldn’t that lower the overall costs of Health Care?

428 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:13pm

re: #290 keithgabryelski

On the homepage of Cook County Hospital’s website:

Cook County Hospital was founded in 1855 with one mission: Provide quality health care to all citizens regardless of their ability to pay.

We are a world-renowned health care facility, that is simultaneously advancing the frontiers of medicine and remaining true to our mission, despite the economic challenges of providing health care to those most in need.

Here is a hospital that takes care of people in spite of ability to pay. And I know people personally that go to the hospital with every intention not to pay because they can’t And the hospital did not turn them away for not being able to pay.

429 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:17pm

Did somebody ask about his meeting with the Congressional Budget Office guy?

430 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:21pm

Repost from the nirther thread with an addendum.

Healthcare does actually need a lot of work in this country. OF course Obama’s plan is terrible.

It is, really bad.

But what do the Republicans have to counter with in terms of ideas of their own? Not sound bites, but actual worked out plans.

So let’s be really clear about what this means.

Obama has a lot of policies and ideas that will be bad for this country and our allies.

Someone should have well wrought logical alternatives to present and argue for. The natural people to do this would be the GOP.

However, in the absence of any actual plans or ideas of their own - other than whining a lot and shouting soundbites - we see open acts of desperation.

We see them pandering to the Creationists more than ever - why because to a creationist, so long as you tag the anti Darwin line, you don’t actually have to have any policies of your own.

We see them pandering to the Nirthers. Why here is another crap flinging group that you don’t need to say anything constructive to. I mean the revolution sounds grand don’t it? Who cares if we have no plans for after…

We see them fuming all over Sotomayor and trying their damned level best to make this into a racially charged bit of scare tactics… Ohhh BOOGA BOOGA, the big bad Latina woman is coming to take your jobs and livelyhoods by making it impossible for white people to compete with affirmative action… BOOOGA BOOGA BE SCARED white Boys be scared…

Uh… Huh… so ok, you have fired a broadside “for the honor of the fleet” in her case… Do you have anything CONSTRUCTIVE to say? Ohhh, no you don’t that would mean actually having ideas that go beyond slinging mud…

We see them pandering to the folksie folks. Why, because so long as you are a cute soccer mom, you don’t need to actually know anything or have any real policies of your own. Hey, she can even run out on her elected office, true believers don’t care about things like actually doing the job you were elected to do… Sorry guys, Palin is forever on my shit list for cutting and running, even if you love her, can you agree that this shows a certain lack of sense of duty?

And who really is running the GOP these days?

What we see all over is a complete paucity of ideas. What we see is desperation. This is just great because, you know, unless someone has some actual ideas that are workable, to counter Obama with, you got bubkas.

And this is a pity. It really is. Because Obama does need to be countered on lots of things. Only the GOP, through only knowing how to cry wolf, and trip over its own feet, has made it so Obama’s real wolves won’t be noticed if someone calls a warning.

Great show losers. You deserved to be tossed out of office. After your party splits inot an isolationist party and a religious party, you will be gladly replaced by something new and more sensible - after the Lefties have run this nation into the ground.

431 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:22pm

Trasparency!

Drink!

432 Randall Gross  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:23pm

Comparing physician wait times

433 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:24pm

his Medicare answer was a dodge…puke

434 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:25pm

God bless this woman…

Sad thing is she will never ask another question of Obama in her career.

435 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:32pm

Why not just offer catastrophic health insurance? Why re invent the wheel?

436 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:33pm

re: #422 Joelt

We’re only going to pay for what works,,, so if you get cancer and you’ve only a 2 in 5 chance of being cured,,, YOU ARE S.O.L.

Correctamundo.

437 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:35pm

re: #419 Tarkus289

Even if it didn’t, he would say it did anyway. Like Caterpillar.

And the NRA? /

438 Jack Burton  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:40pm

Next month we can start talking about the “Failed Policies of the Previous 8 months”.

439 jcbunga  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:40:43pm

OK, she’s hot

440 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:02pm

re: #414 Beach Lover

Oh good…hes proud of cutting denfense spending

This guy should have been a vet— he likes cutting the balls off so many things.

441 Right mind left  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:05pm

Is he going to answer the question? He has avoided it so far…

Greater transparency??? And he doesn’t have an answer for her!!!

442 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:08pm

And, of course, we’re to take his word that he’s been more transparent than the previous administration.

Oh yeah, I believe him. Don’t you?

443 fish  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:08pm

re: #393 Alouette

Water the crops with gatorade, it’s got electrolytes.

The Thirst Mutilator

444 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:09pm

Ok…now what? We have a problem.

445 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:14pm

Now we are on the verge..

446 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:15pm

re: #426 Macker

1,000,000 updings!

1,000,000,000,000 in Obamadings.

447 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:20pm

Clinton would have hit on her. Or at least bitten his bottom lip.

448 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:22pm

Obama Promised Greater Transparency For Legislation And Deal Making.

“In cutting deals with hospitals and drug makers, President Barack Obama is giving a private inside track to special interests that’s at odds with his promise to make policy in the open… He pledged to open government and let the public and news media hold his administration accountable… ‘We’ll have the negotiations televised on C-SPAN, so that people can see who is making arguments on behalf of their constituents, and who are making arguments on behalf of the drug companies or the insurance companies,’ he said then.” (Sharon Theimer, “Promises, Promises: Do Obama Deals Break Pledge?” The Associated Press, 7/21/09)

449 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:33pm

I don’t how else to say this …

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS GUY IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES …

450 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:34pm

there is no transparency. he has been secretive and deceptive.

451 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:41pm

Oh, blame investors and banking.

Not the (D)s who created it…

452 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:41:47pm

Loans that you demanded they make in the first place.

453 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:06pm

BLAME BUSH!

454 Truck Monkey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:08pm

re: #427 whtokbyu

Where is Tort Reform in this whole debate! If the lawyers would stop suing physicians and drug companies, wouldn’t that lower the overall costs of Health Care?

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
1000 Updings!

455 Right mind left  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:14pm

Is he going to acknowledge who pushed for that bad lending>? Will he talk about the CRA? I doubt it!!! Oh that’s right it originated by Bush…duh

/

456 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:18pm

inherited… geezus drink

457 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:20pm

re: #439 jcbunga

OK, she’s hot

Good think it’s not Bill Clinton speaking, he’d have to stay behind the podium.

458 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:24pm

The rich people don’t have $43 trillion.

/math is not his strong suit

459 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:24pm

re: #434 Pianobuff

God bless this woman…

Sad thing is she will never ask another question of Obama in her career.

Did Helen Thomas call his bullshit?

460 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:44pm

re: #430 Ludwigvanquixote

You ARE a glass half-empty sortta guy, aren’t you?

461 Tarkus289  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:42:46pm

The brink has two sides dude.

462 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:05pm

re: #449 JacksonTn

I don’t how else to say this …

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS GUY IS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES …

i’m going to have a heart attack and look what he is doing to health care.
LOL

463 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:06pm

re: #446 jcm

We ain’t at that point. Yet.

464 Cheechako  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:08pm

I’m listening on the radio. Notice how he’s calling and naming the reporters but not say what MSM they are affiliated with. Sounds like it’s all pre-arranged as I do not hear reporters shouting to get his attention.

465 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:10pm

re: #459 Macker

Did Helen Thomas call his bullshit?

Macker … Helen did at least jump Gibbs butt once already …

466 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:13pm

he’s gonna pimp Goldman Sachs

467 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:14pm

re: #449 JacksonTn

I was saying I can’t believe this guy is running when the campaign first started.

468 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:18pm

re: #461 Tarkus289

The brink has two sides dude.

Too suggestive of a word for him to use. He shoulda never.

469 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:18pm

re: #446 jcm

1,000,000,000,000 in Obamadings.

Before Weimar-inflation, that was only one upding.

470 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:20pm

re: #459 Macker

Did Helen Thomas call his bullshit?

Another woman… soon to be excommunicated no doubt.

471 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:22pm

This guy has no idea how Wall Street works. NOBODY is going to make loans that they KNOW they are not going to be paid back. NOBODY.

472 shreck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:22pm

This is painfull. God what an idiot.

473 esch  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:25pm

Now that’s ‘brink’smanship.

474 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:31pm

Wait…someone is allowed to make a profit under BO?

475 Noam Sayin'  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:39pm

Did he just use the term, “Free Market System?”

476 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:43pm

re: #465 JacksonTn

Macker … Helen did at least jump Gibbs butt once already …

An image I SO did not need.

477 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:43:57pm

re: #474 MadHamster

Wait…someone is allowed to make a profit under BO?

The unions.

478 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:02pm

re: #458 Killian Bundy

The rich people don’t have $43 trillion.

/math is not his strong suit

get to work you deadbeat

479 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:04pm

Bonuses Drink!

480 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:05pm

re: #463 Macker

We ain’t at that point. Yet.

LOL! Give it 5 minutes…

481 jim in virginia  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:09pm

He inheirited all the problems but wants credit for the stabilzation in the financial system?
It’s good they are making profits again— BUT…

482 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:35pm

Unconstrained. He’s been reading Sowell.

483 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:48pm

I have said it before, but if it was going to be a Democrat, why couldn’t it have been Hillary? I wouldn’t like it, but she would be heads above this guy.

484 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:49pm

Shame! Drink!

485 Gearhead  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:51pm

I have never seen such a bunch of nervous reporters. He really has them cowed. With GWB they were so impatient, like he was cutting into their family time.

486 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:52pm

re: #472 shreck

This is painfull. God what an idiot.

Yeah I had that same thought about 400 posts ago

487 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:52pm

“Financial regulatory reform.”

Translation: Put an even bigger millstone around the market’s neck.

488 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:55pm

SHAME?

SHAME?

489 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:44:56pm

Mr. Obama, will my son have the same health care as your daughter.
Simple.

490 keithgabryelski  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:01pm

re: #428 Dahveed

On the homepage of Cook County Hospital’s website:

Here is a hospital that takes care of people in spite of ability to pay. And I know people personally that go to the hospital with every intention not to pay because they can’t And the hospital did not turn them away for not being able to pay.

again, the problem isn’t if someone can’t pay. The problem is if someone can pay but the cost of paying leads them to bankruptcy.

491 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:03pm

Banks!
Bush!
Inherited!

I haven’t seen this much shit since I mucked out a dairy barn.

492 Chekote  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:09pm

re: #487 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

YUP!

493 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:10pm

I am fascinated by the change in tone of the questions by the reporters. Much more critical and pointed.

494 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:11pm

Yeah, jump ugly on Wall street and investor’s.

/that’ll get the economy going

495 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:13pm

re: #477
Wait…someone is allowed to make a profit under BO?

The unions.

Game. Set. Match!

496 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:13pm

re: #482 HelloDare

Unconstrained. He’s been reading Sowell.

Get out! Did he really say that?

497 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:14pm

How long before we have a President Obama Speech and Answer Generator?

498 pingjockey  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:41pm

Later folks.

499 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:46pm

Will he address small business being forced to pay for insurance for their employees? … oh, that’s right we don’t matter … death to small business! …

500 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:52pm

re: #489 SasquatchOnSteroids

Mr. Obama, will my son have the same health care as your daughter.
Simple.

I won peon, now get back in line!
/ The Won

501 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:45:59pm

re: #496 Sharmuta

Get out! Did he really say that?

He used the word but not in the way that Sowell or you would applaud.

502 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:03pm

“Do you think we need to take a harder line on Wall Street?”

Obama:
“Evil Wall Street
We are all paying the price
TARP is Bush
Depression

“What we haven’t seen is change in Wall Street!”
Bonuses bad
Banks bad - “shame!”
Reduce unwarrented compensation

503 solomonpanting  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:11pm

The Obama vehicle gets 1,000 mpg on Blame Bush gasoline.

504 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:12pm

re: #493 snowcrash

I am fascinated by the change in tone of the questions by the reporters. Much more critical and pointed.

Pointed? Sigh. I guess he’ll have to fire them and get some new more agreeable reporters.

505 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:17pm

re: #443 fish

The Thirst Mutilator

Plants, like, totally crave it.

506 jcbunga  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:23pm

You could strap a generator to James Madison right now and power everything east of the Mississippi.

507 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:31pm

re: #501 HelloDare

He used the word but not in the way that Sowell or you would applaud.

Interesting- thanks!

508 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:36pm

re: #497 Idle Drifter

How long before we have a President Obama Speech and Answer Generator?

Does this count?

509 Abu Bin Squid  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:39pm

You put somethin’ in the kitty, in case you screw up..

What about your screw ups, Barry?

510 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:40pm

re: #499 JacksonTn

Will he address small business being forced to pay for insurance for their employees? … oh, that’s right we don’t matter … death to small business! …

Or CIT not getting TARP, CIT does small and medium business loans.

511 sjm_888  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:54pm

re: #483 Dahveed

I believe that too. I can’t believe this guy is that bad…

512 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:46:57pm

he rambles incoherently. he is so ignorant. it is embarrassing.

513 fish  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:07pm

OK Thats all I can take. Sober me up in time to vote next fall.

514 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:14pm

“Mr President, what do you think of the magnificent job our armed forces did to ensure the surge in Iraq was successful, contrary to your own pessimism of doom and failure?”

515 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:14pm

Oh BS it won’t be anything like congress gets

516 callahan23  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:14pm

re: #503 solomonpanting

The Obama vehicle gets 1,000 mpg on Blame Bush gasoline.

A gazillion updings if only I could.

517 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:23pm

Kremlinomics.

/coined by someone on CNBC

518 huckfunn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:25pm

That was a great question! Back to the TV to see him disemble.

519 Kragar  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:27pm

This is just depressing that this is the caliber of leadership we have in the US nowadays. I’m off to something more productive, like beer and porn.

520 jorline  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:38pm

Hey lizards…I forgot Obama Inc. was on PBONN tonight.

What’s he buying now?

521 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:47:58pm

And they say Sarah Palin rambles. God God. She’s Chaucer by comparison.

522 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:00pm

Oh yeah, this program will be just like what Congress has…but Congress won’t be part of it. Gee, I wonder why?

523 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:07pm

curveball

524 esch  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:22pm

re: #513 fish

OK Thats all I can take. Sober me up in time to vote next fall.

That’s a good idea. I think I’m going to start drinking like you…

525 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:26pm

Keep the insurance companies honest??? I’m more concerned with keeping our government honest. At least I can change insurance companies.

526 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:27pm

Insurance Companies!

527 Charles Johnson  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:35pm

Constraint! Drink!

528 Right mind left  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:35pm

Avoid the question in such a slick way, good Lord.

529 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:38pm

re: #506 jcbunga

You could strap a generator to James Madison right now and power everything east of the Mississippi.

What’s that? You want to use a strap on on James Madison?

530 jorline  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:39pm

Profits bad…equal distribution good!

531 cavallino_rampante  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:44pm

“You’re insurance company won’t be able to say they won’t cover you b/c you’re too sick” (paraphrase)

No, the government will do that for them!

532 The Shadow Do  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:48:48pm

This may be the most mind numbing event in the history of television.

533 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:00pm

re: #497 Idle Drifter

How long before we have a President Obama Speech and Answer Generator?

For now, we still have this:

Obama quote generator

534 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:03pm

o says people will get as good care as congress gets.
then why has congress said they are NOT gong w/ the o plan?

535 samk  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:03pm

re: #520 jorline

He’s not buying, he’s selling.

536 lincolntf  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:05pm

I just turned back to Barry. He’s not answering a simple question about “will Gov’t ever deny care”. Has anyone re-asked the question from the other day pertaining to the IBD article? He must have an answer for that cooked up by now.

537 Randall Gross  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:08pm

Republican Conference, Where are the jobs?

538 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:10pm

Hey we all get the same cover as the congress critters. 44 said it so it must be true.
YEAH RIGHT

539 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:11pm

re: #527 Charles

Constraint! Drink!

Shit, this could be a 3 beer job, slow down.

540 fish  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:13pm

The government plan is going to REDUCE administrative costs? Aren’t these the same people that pay 15,000 for a toilet seat?

541 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:17pm

So, let me see if I’ve got this straight…the private system is meant to earn a profit, but we want to set up a system where the private system is not motivated by the need to make a profit…and that’s a good thing.

Pass the bong!

542 Noam Sayin'  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:22pm

There are no insurance companies making record profits right now - not on insurance, anyway. Almost none have increased their premiums, save for a few who have revised theirs slightly upward - by a few percent.

543 Killian Bundy  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:25pm
keep the insurance companies honest

/by making them compete with a government that doesn’t care how much money they lose

544 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:25pm

re: #508 Macker

Does this count?

sweet

545 Right mind left  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:28pm

The whole point is to change it all…make them healthier, make decisions FOR YOU…

Oh geez…here it comes.

546 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:33pm

re: #529 calcajun

What’s that? You want to use a strap on on James Madison?

You think that’s bad. I read “generator” as “vibrator”. LOL

/sheesh

547 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:38pm

re: #535 samk

He’s not buying, he’s selling.

Snake oil!

548 JacksonTn  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:42pm

re: #532 The Shadow Do

This may be the most mind numbing event in the history of television.

TSD …dude needs a smoke break …

549 jorline  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:43pm

re: #523 albusteve

curveball

forkball

550 iceman1960  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:44pm

oh no the sore throat victim

551 HoosierHoops  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:47pm

Snap..There it was…The fed will give the private sector a competitive edge…
Drive down costs…uh ho…

552 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:54pm

Chicago Tribune Editorial: Government-Run Health Care Will Crowd Out Private Competitors.

“But the federal government isn’t competition. It is the health care equivalent of Bigfoot, with so many Americans on its rolls that it dictates prices for doctors, drugs, and other benefits. It sets low prices, to be sure, lower than many insurers are able to match. But that just means those doctors and hospitals recoup the losses by shifting costs onto those with private insurance — amounting to an estimated $89 billion a year, one insurance exec told a Senate committee a few months ago. A new public option may start small. But it could easily crowd out private plans depending on how premiums, benefits and subsidies are structured.” (Editorial, “Hope and Experience,” The Chicago Tribune, 6/16/09)

553 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:49:54pm

re: #532 The Shadow Do

This may be the most mind numbing event in the history of television.

More than a Sid & Marty Kroft production?

554 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:01pm

Wouldn’t it be great if his ears changed color depending on how truthful he was being. Mood ears. Maybe somebody could invent some special glasses. With how he’s been treating Israel, maybe some Jewish engineer will tackle the problem. They’re coming up with stuff every day.

555 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:12pm

re: #550 iceman1960

oh no the sore throat victim

He needs a breathalyzer!

556 jcbunga  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:13pm

re: #532 The Shadow Do

This may be the most mind numbing event in the history of television.

Screw Gitmo, I’ll talk. Just make it stop.

557 esch  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:26pm

re: #550 iceman1960

oh no the sore throat victim

I think he’s thinking of Chris Matthews.

558 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:28pm

I want the health care his puppy has.

559 Erik The Red  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:36pm

re: #539 avanti

Shit, this could be a 3 beer job, slow down.

3 beers? I am already into more than a half of a 5th.

560 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:46pm

re: #546 pink freud

You think that’s bad. I read “generator” as “vibrator”. LOL

/sheesh

I think we’re getting punchy, here./

561 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:47pm

Those evil doctors are removing kid’s tonsils just to make a quick buck!

562 Pianobuff  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:47pm

Obama’s answer in short: We’re going to ration your care, and hell no I’m not signing my family up for that crap when I’ve got a good thing going.

563 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:51pm

re: #364 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Of course, comrade. How else will we wash away our worries except with large amounts of Vodka?

Ahh…

Cheap Vodka - Clorox for the Brain!

-S-

564 jcm  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:50:54pm

re: #558 HelloDare

I want the health care his puppy has.

Bo health care for you!

565 albusteve  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:15pm

he’s lying again…sore throat analogy…he cannot explain how he will reduce cost…everybody gets fantastic care

566 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:15pm

re: #556 jcbunga

Screw Gitmo, I’ll talk. Just make it stop.

Isn’t this speech a violation of the Geneva Conventions?

567 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:16pm

oh..it’s all about you, Barry.

568 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:18pm

re: #557 esch

Ewww, /bad mental picture

569 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:21pm

re: #558 HelloDare

I want the health care his puppy has.

You wanna get fixed?

570 Macker  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:23pm

re: #527 Charles

Constraint! Drink!

Will taking vicodin count?

571 Idle Drifter  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:27pm

Did he just say what I think he said about getting your kids tonsils out?

I hear whiskey works just as well!

572 pink freud  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:30pm

What he’s got no doctor can cure.

573 Randall Gross  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:33pm

re: #553 calcajun

More than a Sid & Marty Kroft production?

I’m expecting sleestaks to show up any moment

574 snowcrash  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:35pm

OMG he is saying that financial motives make MD’s take tonsils out vs. treating sore throats. Class warfare, rich doctors vs. poor person with a sore throat.

575 avanti  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:39pm

re: #559 Erik The Red

3 beers? I am already into more than a half of a 5th.

Finish it, then things will look much better.

576 jim in virginia  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:41pm

So Barry, who determines what is the “right” decision? Who decides what is best for patient care?

“It’s not about me.” DRINK.

577 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:42pm

Only a flaming narcissist would keep insisting that, “It’s not about ME.”

578 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:50pm

“I’ve got the best health care in the world”

The rest of you suckers are fucked.

579 jorline  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:51:58pm

re: #535 samk

He’s not buying, he’s selling.

He’s buying the bullshit he’s selling.

I’m not!

580 calcajun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:52:01pm

re: #573 Thanos

I’m expecting sleestaks to show up any moment

One can only hope.

581 Charles Johnson  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:52:08pm

New thread posted since this one’s filling up fast.

582 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:52:46pm

I can’t take any more.

583 SasquatchOnSteroids  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:52:49pm

re: #555 jcm

He needs a breathalyzer!

Nice recall. Wasn’t that asthma ?

584 sngnsgt  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:52:52pm

re: #561 Ringo the Gringo

Those evil doctors are removing kid’s tonsils just to make a quick buck!

I had all 5 of mine removed, at the same time. At least that’s what the bill said.

585 MadHamster  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:53:05pm

how hard did Rahm strongarm the Mayo Clinic? Prolly kneecapped a few folks over there to change their minds.

586 Dr. Shalit  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:53:24pm

Mr. President -

“…SOYLENT GREEN is PEOPLE! Channeling the Late Great Charleton Heston.

-S-

587 eon  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:54:09pm

re: #535 samk

He’s not buying, he’s selling.

More like he’s shoveling.

/Dilbert reference

cheers

eon

588 jorline  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:54:25pm

PBO shot while breaking into WH?

589 [deleted]  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:55:43pm
590 retief_99  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:57:17pm

Australia has free health care, I had to call the ambulance for myself a few days ago, home alone, extreme pain, almost losing consciousness, ambulance states.”it may be awhile, we are very busy”. Every person and company that gets an electric bill pays $20 on each bill just for ambulance service. Think about how much money that is, but they don’t have enough ambulances and personnel? Where are the politicians putting that money? Point, what are the priorities of politicains and can they be trusted.

591 jim in virginia  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 5:59:32pm

The Gates incident according to Barry. He’ s lying through his bleeping teeth. He just lost the police union support.

592 Wetfun  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 6:02:17pm

Puke

593 Lee Coller  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 6:08:40pm

re: #508 Macker

Does this count?

This is hilarious. Here’s my first attempt:

“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about division. We need to get past all the wars and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming racism. We need cookies, not famines. Cookies are our diversity. And we need to have change in division.”

594 charlesincharge  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 6:10:26pm

re: #303 jim in virginia

Blue pill and red pill.
One pill makes you larger…

The ones Obama gives you don’t do anything at all…

595 Pupdawg  Wed, Jul 22, 2009 8:00:32pm

re: #62 Walter L. Newton

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.

…but in Alabama Tuscaloosa!

596 AJayRidenour  Thu, Jul 23, 2009 6:06:00pm

We all must be prepared for the coming euthanasia that will affect all persons - from the unborn child found to have a mental or physical defect via amniocentesis (Obama: “no woman should be punished with a baby”) to the young adult found to be obese “of his own doing” to a middle aged alcoholic to your own parents if they are older than 60 (risk assessment: your parents will not give back more than they would take from the State). Unfortunately, I fear that the Catholic Church will, once again, stand alone in the fight. After we have lost our hospitals and been driven underground, the Evangelicals (who have been the only other Christians to stand shoulder to shoulder with us) will come to the table too late. Without the Catholic Church to take the heat, what can they do? This is truly Hitler-style fascism where all decisions are based on what you can contribute to the State. Unbelievable that we’ve come so far so fast. But Obama promised change and to change this nation “brick by brick and block by block”. No one dreamed it would happen so fast and with such complicity by our congress.


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