It’s both easy and fun!

I demand to see your birth certificate, Charles! How do we know you’re real? ;-)

Nirth Guys Are Easy?

I had to hear Lou Dobbs’ Nirthing while I was eating my dinner at a restaurant I’d gone to pitch phone sales to tonight. I almost drove me crazy. Why does he keep pursuing this dead end?!

Good evening all. I just want to say, ‘Elections have Consequences!!!’
Um, what was the topic here?
/h

30 blocked accounts so far tonight.

re: #6 Charles

One or two’ll make me sad. The others? Not so much.

I just might get over it.

Bah video says:

“In Canada, Comedy Central videos are available on the Comedy Network”

I also see Alan Keyes in this clip. Man is that guy a tool. I ashamed to have voted for him back in 2004. I should have left the Senate race blank (to have voted for the D would have been to vote for Obama).

Wait a minute!!

Tug jobs are only a dollar?

The Born (Bourne) Identity bit was clever!

re: #6 Charles

30 blocked accounts so far tonight.

Like flies to the bug zapper. Did you boot any of the stealth dingers?

re: #6 Charles

30 blocked accounts so far tonight.

Good grief!
Who would have thought?

re: #10 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wait a minute!!

Tug jobs are only a dollar?

Link?

re: #14 Racer X

S’what I’m sayin!

I have a dollar!

re: #6 Charles

30 blocked accounts so far tonight.

One blocked account is a tragedy, 30 blocked accounts is a statistic //

re: #6 Charles

30 blocked accounts so far tonight.

The night of the living, not so living…

I want to see a Hawaii Five 0 mock up of a nirth certifikit investigation.

Steve and Danno can look into where this guy was born.

Then when the “find the truth” Steve can be overlooking a bluff talking into his car radio instructing Danno to make the arrest.

Danno goes and is arresting Obama just as Steve enters the room and says “Book him Danno!”

The action would have to invlove a high speed chase down the only 5 mile stretch of freeway that existed in Hawaii at the time.

Yep - Steve and Danno briinging down “the one” - a nirther’s wet dream.

re: #7 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

One or two’ll make me sad. The others? Not so much.

I just might get over it.

Really ? Who got stoopid ?

Looks like I shall be a drive-by post. G’nite, all.
/falls off chair into bed

She debunked it on his show while filling in for him…

And he comes back and picks up right where he left off.

TOTAL COMEDY!

/I do hate it when I have to agree with that Comedy Central clown though…

re: #8 allan5oh

Bah video says:

“In Canada, Comedy Central videos are available on the Comedy Network”

Even the Terrance & Philip Show?

So many trolls have been brained by the ban stick today that I can’t roast them all. Could anyone volunteer to help me put could troll carcasses in the deep freezer until we get around to grilling them? :D

There once was an Orly nirther
A crusading certificate birther
her eyelashes fluttered
she stammered and stuttered
Orly Taitz the new age Flat Earther

Well, that’s enough Jon Stewart for me.

Maybe I’ll go watch something funny, like Al Franken on C-SPAN.

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

S’what I’m sayin!

I have a dollar!

I don’t need sex.

Lately he’s been too smug to watch. But his riffs on Lou Dobbs were quite good.

The recap on the “conspiracy” was well-played, too.

I am going to bed.

My head might flippin’ explode tonight.

But, I’m going to bed.

I work for idiots.

re: #26 Racer X

I don’t need sex.

I’ll take a threesome.

At least I’m getting something out of it.

OK…so stop me if any of you lizards have heard this before:

Three mayors and five rabbis walk into a Jersey City bathroom stall…

//

re: #21 ArchangelMichael

She debunked it on his show while filling in for him…

And he comes back and picks up right where he left off.

TOTAL COMEDY!

/I do hate it when I have to agree with that Comedy Central clown though…

Give credit where due.

I liked it when he called Hawaii, Alaska, and Pennsylvania fringe states.

Nirtho, Nirthari, Nirthavi

I nirth, You nirth, They nirth

from the Latin for “to beat a dead horse”

re: #23 Dark_Falcon

Lotta longtime posters got hit today. Nothing to joke about, methinks.

re: #33 experiencedtraveller

Lotta longtime posters got hit today. Nothing to joke about, methinks.

who besides nevergiveup?

I recently had vermin decide to domicile in my garage. I tried all kinds of traps,baits, etc. to get rid of them.

Finally got ‘em with a few Tomcat Glue Traps.

30! Excellent. The Tomcat traps advertise they incorporate an anesthetic so as not to make one feel too cruel. I suspect Charles vermin were pre-anesthetized though.

re: #34 Shug

who besides nevergiveup?

I’m not a list maker my friend. But today was not a pretty day.

And with that I’ll sign off. Edmund Blunden is calling.

re: #36 experiencedtraveller

I’m not a list maker my friend. But today was not a pretty day.

And with that I’ll sign off. Edmund Blunden is calling.

What are you reading of his?

re: #32 Gearhead

Nirtho, Nirthari, Nirthavi

I nirth, You nirth, They nirth

from the Latin for “to beat a dead horse”

Maybe we need a cartoon called the Nirths. Like the smurfs. But instead of blue they can be red and they use “Nirth” as an interchangable verb.

Q: How are things?
A: Things are Nirthy!

OK…

Scary Spice is neither Scary nor Spicy.

Discuss.

re: #38 karmic_inquisitor

Heh. Nirthette…Papa Nirth…

re: #38 karmic_inquisitor

Maybe we need a cartoon called the Nirths. Like the smurfs. But instead of blue they can be red and they use “Nirth” as an interchangable verb.

Q: How are things?
A: Things are Nirthy!

Not bad.

re: #40 Gearhead

Handy Nirth, Jokey Nirth, conspiracy Nirth…

Walter Cronkite Jon Stewart, the most trusted newscaster in America.

The world has ended.

The Nirther is the same Troofer.

Different guy.

Same asshole.

re: #42 Fenway_Nation

Handy Nirth, Jokey Nirth, conspiracy Nirth…

Kookie Nirth

re: #26 Racer X

I don’t need sex.

That reminds me of a shirt I saw a couple of days ago. Beautiful, tall, very well endowed woman, wearing a tank top that said:

I LOVE SEX
in the city (this was in pretty small print.)

I guess she meant the tv show.

re: #38 karmic_inquisitor

Maybe we need a cartoon called the Nirths. Like the smurfs. But instead of blue they can be red and they use “Nirth” as an interchangable verb.

Q: How are things?
A: Things are Nirthy!

And we can make them tiny little creatures who attack a normal-sized Obama, only to be caught and dropped back into their fever swamp by Obama’s dog Bo.

Mocking Nirthers is easy. Agreed. Shutting down FCBBHO’s socialist policies with an entrenched liberal majority, not so easy.

re: #48 Russkilitlover

Mocking Nirthers is easy. Agreed. Shutting down FCBBHO’s socialist policies with an entrenched liberal majority, not so easy.

Humor derived from the former helps morale in pursuing the latter.

re: #42 Fenway_Nation

Greetings, Nirthlings. Take me to your leader.

re: #45 VioletTiger

Kookie Nirth

Flaky Nirth.

re: #48 Russkilitlover

Mocking Nirthers is easy. Agreed. Shutting down FCBBHO’s socialist policies with an entrenched liberal majority, not so easy.

But before we can defeat Obama, we need to clean house so that we will be acceptable to the voters.

re: #44 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The Nirther is the same Troofer.

Different guy.

Same asshole.

I thought you were going to bed?

re: #50 Gearhead

Greetings, Nirthlings. Take me to your leader.

Their leader has no nirth certifikit either.

re: #50 Gearhead

Greetings, Nirthlings. Take me to your leader Nirtherder.

re: #55 SasquatchOnSteroids

Nirth Herder.

Idiot !

Obama doesn’t regret ‘acted stupidly’ remark about Henry Gates Jr. arrest

Of course not!

[Link: www.nydailynews.com…]

re: #38 karmic_inquisitor

Maybe we need a cartoon called the Nirths. Like the smurfs. But instead of blue they can be red and they use “Nirth” as an interchangable verb.

Q: How are things?
A: Things are Nirthy!

If you start connecting Nirths with Smurfs, Sharmuta will change her avatar!

re: #56 SasquatchOnSteroids

Bruce Willis stars in Nirth Hard…

re: #55 SasquatchOnSteroids

“You’re nothing but a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking… NIRTHERDER!”

Solo, Nirther: “Who’s scruffy looking?”

re: #42 Fenway_Nation

Two most frightening words in the world:
Texas Rangers

/couldn’t help myself

re: #57 Mad Al-Jaffee

Obama doesn’t regret ‘acted stupidly’ remark about Henry Gates Jr. arrest

Of course not!

[Link: www.nydailynews.com…]

He won.

Nirth long, and prosper.

May the Nirth be with you.

Klaatu Barada Nirthto.

(Hey, Charles was right. It is easy…)

I think I should stop.

Obama inherited those cops from Bush

re: #61 The Shadow Do

I’ve been innoculated against frighteneing words and phrases ever since ‘President Barak Hussein 0bama’ entered the vernacular.

re: #64 quiet man

Obama inherited those cops from Bush

Failed policies of the last eight years months?

re: #65 Fenway_Nation

I’ve been innoculated against frighteneing words and phrases ever since ‘President Barak Hussein 0bama’ entered the vernacular.

*shudder*

re: #56 SasquatchOnSteroids

Nirth Herder.

Idiot !

Who’re you callin’ scruffy?
—Han Solo

Nirth of a Nation

Geena Davis in Nirth Girls are cheesy

re: #23 Dark_Falcon

So many trolls have been brained by the ban stick today that I can’t roast them all. Could anyone volunteer to help me put could troll carcasses in the deep freezer until we get around to grilling them? :D

I’ll back my Jeep up to the back door. I know a place on the other side of town that will store them until tomorrow, no questions asked.

But I’ll need someone to pick them up before the weekend, no questions asked, if you noam sayin’.

re: #61 The Shadow Do

Two most frightening words in the world:
Texas RangersChuck Norris.

/couldn’t help myself

FTFY

/i don’t often do that.

re: #66 ArchangelMichael

And they are only the beginning

like that big ant movie with the little girl

re: #51 SasquatchOnSteroids

Flaky Nirth.

Obamgramel!

re: #60 ArchangelMichael

Oops. You have it correct.

The Day the Nirth Stood Still

Happy Nirth Day Mr. President…

w/apologies to Marylin Monroe

Police are busy tonight in S. Minneapolis. Killian, are you hearing anything on the scanner?

I should get a scanner.

re: #76 Fenway_Nation

Happy Nirth Day Mr. President…

w/apologies to Marylin Monroe

Nirthday Cake (also eated by elephant seal…sigh)

re: #77 Noam Sayin’
Scanners are fun when the shit hits the fan…

re: #43 solomonpanting

Walter Cronkite Jon Stewart, the most trusted newscaster in America.

The world has ended.

Among approximately 9,400 voters, 44 percent of people around the country voted Stewart as most trusted. NBC’s Brian Williams came in second with 29 percent of the vote, ABC’s Charlie Gibson got 19 percent and CBS’ Katie Couric got 7 percent

I’d vote for Jon Stewart over Katie Couric.

Obama was born in Hawaii. It’s what happened afterwards that’s the problem!

re: #77 Noam Sayin’

Police are busy tonight in S. Minneapolis. Killian, are you hearing anything on the scanner?

I should get a scanner.

You can find websites that give you scanner feeds from actual scanners in peoples homes, they have them connected to the internet and stream like a radio station.

It’s a good as having your own scanner, at no extra cost.

You’re the Nirthday,
You’re the Nirthday,
You’re the Nirthday, boy or girl

For those of the Hebrew persuasion, there’s Nirthright Israel.

Nirthquake

re: #80 Silvergirl

Makes sense..they all know he is a comedian

re: #80 Silvergirl

I’d vote for Jon Stewart over Katie Couric.

I don’t think he’s her type.
;)

One day. One day you’re gonna poke my cage just a little too hard.

Journey to the Center of the Nirth

Yesterday it was my nirthday
I hung one more year on the line
I should be depressed
My life’s a mess
But I’m Having A Good Time.

re: #83 Mad Al-Jaffee

You’re the Nirthday,
You’re the Nirthday,
You’re the Nirthday, boy or girl

I just finished listening to a Jerry Murad CD. Have you ever listened to some of the harmonica bands from the 30-40-50-60’s?

Nirthin’ From Nirthin’ Leaves Nirthin’
But You Gotta Have Somethin’
For The Presidency
—
Cue the 5th Beatle…

Anagram time…

Nirther Bill of Rights = Foreign Birth Thrills

re: #89 Fenway_Nation

Journey to the Center of the Nirth

Nirth in the Balance

re: #78 VioletTiger

Nirthday Cake (also eated by elephant seal…sigh)

Those seals are huge. It would need to be a big cake.

My Love is of a nirth as rare
As ‘tis for object strange and high:
It was begotten by despair
Upon Impossibility.

— Andrew Marvell

Nirth by Nirthwest

Fleeing from the Obamatyranny, the last Paleoconstar Ronpaulia leads a rag-tag fleet on a lonely quest, a shining conspiracy… known as NIRTH.

re: #91 Walter L. Newton

I just finished listening to a Jerry Murad CD. Have you ever listened to some of the harmonica bands from the 30-40-50-60’s?

I have a Harmonicats cd and some Don Les cassettes, but I don’t listen to them much. I love the great chromatic players, but I’m mainly a diatonic blues guy.

anirthaclyto

Due nirth

Nirth of a Nation

Ooo, that’ll leave a (nirth)mark.

Nirth! To Alaska
Go nirth, the rush is on!

/

re: #71 Noam Sayin’

FTFY

/i don’t often do that.

We won’t get through them in one day. We’ll need to store some of them for at least 3 days. See if the can hold space open till Monday. We’ve got a lot of hungry lizards here so we should have all the troll consumed by that time. :D

Did we already do Battlefield Nirth for the Scientologist lizards?

re: #82 Walter L. Newton

You can find websites that give you scanner feeds from actual scanners in peoples homes, they have them connected to the internet and stream like a radio station.

It’s a good as having your own scanner, at no extra cost.

Would you happen to know where I could find such a site?

Or at least, how to look for one?

OT and Very Sick:

Sex Assault Charges Filed Against 4 Arizona Boys Under 14

How do monsters this young happen?

Die ANirther Day

re: #108 SasquatchOnSteroids

A Nirther 48 hours

Nirthing good can come from this.

He’s the nation’s obnoxious clown, but he’s right on the money this time.

People got banxored today? What did I miss? I haven’t read much of the comments lately, I’ve been busy…

re: #104 Dark_Falcon

We won’t get through them in one day. We’ll need to store some of them for at least 3 days. See if the can hold space open till Monday. We’ve got a lot of hungry lizards here so we should have all the troll consumed by that time. :D

Hey, man. I bought us a day. I say we feast tomorrow night. In any case, I’ll need someone who doesn’t ask questions to go to the, er, uh… “icehouses” by 4:00 tomorrow afternoon.

These trolls are starting to stink on ice.

re: #99 Mad Al-Jaffee

I have a Harmonicats cd and some Don Les cassettes, but I don’t listen to them much. I love the great chromatic players, but I’m mainly a diatonic blues guy.

We had a Harmonicats LP in the house when I was a kid. I loved it.

The Day the Nirth stood still.

re: #110 Mad Al-Jaffee

Much Ado About Nirthing?

re: #106 Noam Sayin’

Would you happen to know where I could find such a site?

Or at least, how to look for one?

Radio Reference

From Pvt Binjammin, I think.

Young Nirth Creationists

Next time Orly Taitz is on Fox we can call it the ORLY Factor.

re: #107 Dark_Falcon

OT and Very Sick:

Sex Assault Charges Filed Against 4 Arizona Boys Under 14

How do monsters this young happen?

Police said the girl’s parents criticized her after the violence, blaming her for bringing shame on the family. All five children are refugees from the West African nation of Liberia.

Say Wha…?

Harmonicats!

Good evening y’all - how is everyone today?

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nirthing.

re: #115 Fenway_Nation

Much Ado About Nirthing?

Nirthing to be done

(Beckett, I think)

Nirth by Nirthwest.

re: #106 Noam Sayin’

Would you happen to know where I could find such a site?

Or at least, how to look for one?

Google “police scanner online,” you’ll have a bunch of them.

re: #109 Fenway_Nation

A Nirther 48 hours

I wish it would only have lasted that long.
*sigh*

For those railroad-ey inclined who want to listen to some radio chatter, there’s

www.railroadradio.net

/might include some railroad’s Police Departments.

re: #122 ArchangelMichael

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nirthing.

William Faulknirth titled his best-known novel after that quote!

/

I feel the nirth move under my feet…

re: #121 realwest

Evening Real, how you doin’ tonight?

re: #124 Tarkus289

Nirth by Nirthwest.

Gearhead beat ya at #97

:-)

re: #120 Silvergirl

I know that song, but I don’t play it on the chromatic. I play the Fabulous Thunderbirds version. It’s one of those songs that all decent blues harp players should know. Haven’t played it live in years. I should get may band to learn it. We could do a pretty interesting arrangement with the horns.

Canadian friends can watch it here:

[Link: watch.thecomedynetwork.ca…]

It must be All or Nirthing for these kooks.

re: #127 Fenway_Nation

For those railroad-ey inclined who want to listen to some radio chatter, there’s

www.railroadradio.net

/might include some railroad’s Police Departments.

No way … I tuned in once and heard “Y’all hold my beer and watch this shit.”

/not doing that again

re: #121 realwest

Good evening y’all - how is everyone today?

Real !
How are you doing this evening ?

re: #121 realwest

Good evening y’all - how is everyone today?

heya real

re: #135 OldLineTexan

Hey…at least they were awake!

re: #130 sngnsgt
Hey, I’m doing ok - permanent crown went in really easy and now it’s just my gum by that crown that hurts.
Otherwise I’m doing fine, thanks

How’s about yourself?

Unfortunately CBBHO is the President and there’s nirthing you can do about it!

re: #123 Mad Al-Jaffee

Nirthing to be done

(Beckett, I think)

Nirthin’ from nirthin’ leeeaves nirthin’

/

re: #141 OldLineTexan

Nirthin’ from nirthin’ leeeaves nirthin’

/

Waiting for Nirther

re: #138 Fenway_Nation

Hey…at least they were awake!

And not texting … obviously cream of the crop.

re: #136 SasquatchOnSteroids Hey there Sasquatch! I’m doing ok I reckon. How are you doing?

re: #137 OldLineTexan
Howdy OLT - I’m ok, how’s about yourself?

re: #141 OldLineTexan

Nirthin’ from nirthin’ leeeaves nirthin’

/

The cover by Nirth, Wind, & Fire was funk-y!

re: #145 realwest

Howdy OLT - I’m ok, how’s about yourself?

You stay up too late for me!

re: #121 realwest

Good evening y’all - how is everyone today?

Doing fine here.

re: #144 realwest

Hey there Sasquatch! I’m doing ok I reckon. How are you doing?

Good, my friend. He give you some good horse-sized pills for that pain ?
I can help you count them.

/

re: #131 Silvergirl

He wins…

re: #92 Dar ul Harb

In the background of the 1975 Billy Preston video the word “Elected” is spray painted on the wall.

And the lyrics refer to “a soldier in the War on Poverty” (i.e. a “community organizer”).

/ Coincidence? *ominous chord*

Play us out Billy…

—-

Nirthin’ From Nirthin’ Leaves Nirthin’
And Like Lou Dobbs Just Said On T.V.
Nirthin’ From Nirthin’ Is Nirthin’
But You Gotta Have Somethin’
For A Dumbass Conspiracy

Drive on, it don’t mean nirthing
My children love me but they don’t understand
Drive on, it don’t mean nirthing, it don’t mean nirthing
Drive on

re: #139 realwest

Once that pain goes away, you’ll be fine. I received a “Favorable decision” in my Epilepsy disability case, so in other words, I won!

re: #147 OldLineTexan
No choice - got my med’s timing to think of! Besides which, aren’t you in a time zone that’s at least an hour earlier than mine?!

re: #112 Noam Sayin’

Hey, man. I bought us a day. I say we feast tomorrow night. In any case, I’ll need someone who doesn’t ask questions to go to the, er, uh… “icehouses” by 4:00 tomorrow afternoon.

These trolls are starting to stink on ice.

I’ll get that done, I know a guy. Just make sure your man knows the password: Elephant Seal.

Myself, I’m a big believer in nirth control…

re: #154 realwest

No choice - got my med’s timing to think of! Besides which, aren’t you in a time zone that’s at least an hour earlier than mine?!

Central, only 11pm here … but tomorrow’s a “school day”.

;)

re: #148 legalpad
I’m glad to hear that legalpad! Anything new and exciting going on or just the same ole, same ole?

re: #156 MrPaulRevere

Myself, I’m a big believer in nirth control…

Remember, nirthing lasts forever

re: #151 Dar ul Harb

Man, looks like a posted a retread. Good one, though!

/

OT but a sad story that makes my blood boil.

8 Year old girl sexually assaulted, family dont want her anymore.

Firstly, that the family of this little girl refuse to comfort and support her because of the “shame she has brought on the family”

Secondly, because once again, the female gets the blame. Holy Crap Batman! She could hardly be accused of being “incovered meat” dammit! As well, the gutless bastards who did this were from her own country and clearly have learned from their elders that women, even girls, are nothing chattels. I wonder if CAIR would like to comment?

re: #149 SasquatchOnSteroids Nah, don’t need any more pain pills! I take enough now to put down a pinto and I’m afreared the oncologist is gonna want me on enough to put down a horse the size of Secretariat!

Conspiracy kooks and neonazis producing a new crypto-racist film: Nirth of a Nation.

re: #141 OldLineTexan

Nirthin’ from nirthin’ leeeaves nirthin’

/

re: #160 OldLineTexan

Man, looks like a posted a retread. Good one, though!

/

Glad you liked it.

re: #163 ArchangelMichael

Already taken upthread brother.

re: #153 sngnsgt
Hey! That’s OUTSTANDING NEWS! Do you know how far back they’re gonna go with the award? And, uh, we are talking social security disability insurance, right?

re: #163 ArchangelMichael

Conspiracy kooks and neonazis producing a new crypto-racist film: Nirth of a Nation.

Discovery Institute knockoff:

Nirth of Creation

re: #165 MrPaulRevere

Damn way back… oh well.

re: #157 OldLineTexan
Man, how do you like senior citizen adult ed, anyway?!

re: #169 realwest

Man, how do you like senior citizen adult ed, anyway?!

I’m hoping to stay in until I’m 70 or so … I need the cash!

From the New Devil’s Dictionary:

Pravdaism: When a media outlet deliberately lies on the behalf of a political faction instead of reporting the facts.

Glenn Reynolds at Instapundit has two photos online that show many thousands of people participating in a anti-Zelaya march.

The French branch of the MSM is reporting only that “hundreds” of people took part in the march.

Maybe we should call this Cronkitism?

There are more things in heaven and nirth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

re: #158 realwest

I’m glad to hear that legalpad! Anything new and exciting going on or just the same ole, same ole?

A little doctoring, a lot of work.

re: #166 realwest

Back to late 2005, early 2006 on the award. I have SSI, and SSD insurance.

Nirth Angel

re: #161 A Kiwi Infidel
Man that is one ugly damn story - a suggestion to you - print it out and send it to CAIR (and the FBI) and see if they have anything at all to say about it.
Her Parents ought to be doing jail time - HARD TIME and I don’t care if that makes me culturally insensitive.

There has to be more to this… Keeping this crap going for so long there must be:

Money for Nirthin

Not of this Nirth

~Satrianirther

re: #107 Dark_Falcon

re: #161 A Kiwi Infidel

GMTA

It’s pretty amazing that 40 years ago we went from the Nirth to the Moon.

re: #176 realwest

Man that is one ugly damn story - a suggestion to you - print it out and send it to CAIR (and the FBI) and see if they have anything at all to say about it.
Her Parents ought to be doing jail time - HARD TIME and I don’t care if that makes me culturally insensitive.

Quite concur.

Perhaps the nirthers need a theme song. Would money for nirthing do?

re: #155 Dark_Falcon

I’ll get that done, I know a guy. Just make sure your man knows the password: Elephant Seal.

I thought it was, “The Peeper is here to see the Mooner.”

/old Bob Newhart Show reference.

re: #182 MrPaulRevere

Beat you to that one.

re: #174 sngnsgt

Back to late 2005, early 2006 on the award. I have SSI, and SSD insurance.

OK, now I’m confused - is the award you just won from SSDI?

Jeffrey Donovan has the tightest butt on television.

re: #18 karmic_inquisitor

This task would fall to McGarrett’s son Chris.

re: #184 ArchangelMichael

You sure did, kudo’s.

re: #173 legalpad
A little doctoring? Could you elucidate just a touch?

Whatever happened to those Tennessee lawmakers who sued FCBBHO over his birth certificate?

re: #186 MandyManners

Jeffrey Donovan has the tightest butt on television.

Says who ?

Clay Aiken ?

///

re: #190 MandyManners

Whatever happened to those Tennessee lawmakers who sued FCBBHO over his birth certificate?

They were greeted with nirth, wind and fire.

re: #191 SasquatchOnSteroids

Says who ?

Clay Aiken ?

///

Nope, Chris Mattehews in an unguarded moment!

Obama: ‘Victory’ Not Necessarily Goal in Afghanistan

MORAN: I want to shift gears here. Afghanistan — this has been the deadliest month for American and NATO troops in Afghanistan ever.

Define victory in Afghanistan, or maybe that’s not the right word.

OBAMA: I’m always worried about using the word “victory” because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.

re: #186 MandyManners

Jeffrey Donovan has the tightest butt on television.

I really enjoy the show too = )…better half likes fiona (not that she’s cute, but the whole chicks with guns thing…he likes it)

re: #183 Noam Sayin’
HEY NOAM! How are you tonight my friend?

re: #193 realwest

Nope, Chris Mattehews in an unguarded moment!

Ha !

re: #194 huckfunn
“OBAMA: I’m always worried about using the word “victory” because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.”
And what is it exactly that bothers you about that notion Mr. President? The fact that America suffered a sneak attack and then WAS involved in WWII and WON?

re: #189 realwest

A little doctoring? Could you elucidate just a touch?

Urologist check-up. A follow-up from before. He said we could watch it or biopsy. I told him that I was pro-biopsy. Scheduled for August 10th with a follow-up a week later.

re: #190 MandyManners

Whatever happened to those Tennessee lawmakers who sued FCBBHO over his birth certificate?

From 2/15.

Nirthing is easy…

re: #198 realwest

“OBAMA: I’m always worried about using the word “victory” because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.”
And what is it exactly that bothers you about that notion Mr. President? The fact that America suffered a sneak attack and then WAS involved in WWII and WON?

What bothers him is that we didn’t reach out to the Japanese with an unclenched fist and ask what we could apologize to them for.

re: #199 legalpad
OY! Could y’all drop me an e-mail at your convenience?

re: #196 realwest

HEY NOAM! How are you tonight my friend?

Doing okay, buddy. Listening to Mpls police scanner online right now. Lot of activity recently. Racer and Walter helped me track down live scanner feeds.

Thanks guys, got it bookmarked.

Real, I owe you an email. Sometime this weekend, but I’ll be traveling a bit.

re: #185 realwest

From what I understand, I won both if that makes sense. I’d still love to go bach to work though.

re: #202 ArchangelMichael

What bothers him is that we didn’t reach out to the Japanese with an unclenched fist and ask what we could apologize to them for.

Yeah, that’s what bothers me. Although, to be completely fair, WWII was before “his time” and therefore doesn’t count.

re: #204 Noam Sayin’
Well whenever you can e-mail me I’d surely appreciate it.
Where is it that your traveling to?

re: #203 realwest

OY! Could y’all drop me an e-mail at your convenience?

Sure. You’re mighty nice to inquire. I will e-mail, but I am not concerned. Perspective, you know.

re: #198 realwest

Guess what, Mr. Prez?… Hirohito didn’t surrender to MacArthur.

Time to play “Find the Emperor”.

Here is how we play - I like a photograph of a famous event, and you spot the Emperor.

Ready kids?

Go.

Come on - find him. What? You can’t? Huh?

He should be there. Because our fucking smarter-than-everyone-else president just said:

I’m always worried about using the word “victory” because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.

Imbecile. Born in America, but a pretentious imbecile.

re: #209 MikeySDCA

What perhaps should bother us all about this ahistorical president is that Hirohito didn’t sign the surrender.

Just so, the man is smart, calculating and politically astute.

And ignorant beyond belief.

re: #206 realwest

Yeah, that’s what bothers me. Although, to be completely fair, WWII was before “his time” and therefore doesn’t count.

To be fair Die Grosse Null would have to work hard to elevate himself to the status of idiot.

re: #204 Noam Sayin’

Doing okay, buddy. Listening to Mpls police scanner online right now. Lot of activity recently. Racer and Walter helped me track down live scanner feeds.

Thanks guys, got it bookmarked.

Yep, listening to fire/police scanner in my area is quite fascinating!

re: #105 Fenway_Nation

Did we already do Battlefield Nirth for the Scientologist lizards?

Lol. How apropos.

There’s more than one?

re: #185 realwest

My award letter says the claimant has been disabled under section 1614(a)(3) (A) of the Social Security act since July 18, 2005

re: #211 karmic_inquisitor

Bad linkage - here is the photo …

Image: ac02719.jpg

No. Emperor. There.

Hey Barry - he was the fucking Emperor. A living deity. He didn’t do things like meet Generals to sign a surrender.

Nirthstar Galactica!

(Hi, Lizards!)

re: #198 realwest

“OBAMA: I’m always worried about using the word “victory” because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.”
And what is it exactly that bothers you about that notion Mr. President? The fact that America suffered a sneak attack and then WAS involved in WWII and WON?

Knowing this motherfucker, next time he goes to Japan, he’ll apologize for us having dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

re: #212 The Shadow Do

Gee; I wonder what he’d look like with a bone in his nose.

re: #205 sngnsgt
Boy do I hear you on going back to work. I got medically retired LONG before my brain was ready to retire. Or my finances.
I don’t know how you could be getting ‘em from both SSDI and SSI?
When I got my award for SSDI they said they would take 3-4 months to get me a check (which would be a lump sum payment from the date of the award) because they hadda make sure that I wasn’t already receiving SSI!
I politely - but firmly - asked to speak to a supervisor and when I got ahold of one, I said “isn’t social security computerized yet?” and she said “Why yes, of course we are, why do you ask?” And I said “because I don’t understand why SSDI can’t check SSI’s computers using my SSN and name to find out if I’m getting SSI or not …I can’t afford to wait 3-4 months.” She said she’d look into it.
Two weeks later I had the check.
Just sayin…

re: #222 realwest

My award letter says the claimant has been disabled under section 1614(a)(3) (A) of the Social Security act since July 18, 2005

re: #194 huckfunn

Obama: ‘Victory’ Not Necessarily Goal in Afghanistan

Hey, let’s play a little game, called “post the entire quote without the headline.”

MORAN: I want to shift gears here. Afghanistan — this has been the deadliest month for American and NATO troops in Afghanistan ever.

Define victory in Afghanistan, or maybe that’s not the right word.

OBAMA: I’m always worried about using the word “victory” because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.

You know, we’re not dealing with nation states at this point. We’re concerned with al-Qaeda and the Taliban, al-Qaeda’s allies. So when you have a non-state actor, a shadowy operation like al-Qaeda, our goal is to make sure they can’t attack the United States.

Now I think that’s going to require constant vigilance. But with respect to Afghanistan, what that means is — or Pakistan, for that matter. What that means is that they cannot set up permanent bases and train people from which to launch attacks. And we are confident that if we are assisting the Afghan people and improving their security situation, stabilizing their government, providing help on economic development so they have alternatives to the heroin trade that is now flourishing.

If on the Pakistani side, we are helping to stabilize the northwest provinces and giving them assistance and providing people a good livelihood. Those things will continue to contract the ability of al-Qaeda to operate. And that is absolutely critical.

So where does he say that there is no such thing as “victory”? Funny, this reads to me like, unbelievably, he understands that un-shittifying Afghanistan is a multi-decade project without a clean resolution. This is, by the way, exactly what Michael Yon has said lately.

Improve the country, deny territory to the jihadists - funny, that sounds exactly like George W. Bush.

I’m no Obama fan by any stretch of the imagination but a lot of times I think people are really grasping at straws looking for reasons to hate him. People need to un-Fox their thinking.

re: #212 The Shadow Do
Um, with respect, he’s graduated from Columbia College and Harvard Law School so he can’t be IGNORANT, though there’s another word that would fit your coment!

re: #217 karmic_inquisitor

Bad linkage - here is the photo …

[Link: www.history.navy.mil…]

No. Emperor. There.

Hey Barry - he was the fucking Emperor. A living deity. He didn’t do things like meet Generals to sign a surrender.

If you ask Joe Biden, he’ll probably tell you the Emperor watched the surrender on C-SPAN.

re: #222 realwest

The Decision cover page says, “Period of Disability, Disability insurance benefits, and Supplemental Security Income”

re: #224 Pawn of the Oppressor

I was going to upding that before the Fox hatred, because I think that’s exactly what Obama was trying (poorly) to relay. I think it shows a “clue” on his part.

Show me where Fox colored the “news” in that statement.

re: #223 sngnsgt
Since July of 2005?!? WOW. Didja look up that section of the Social Security law?
Cause SSDI is tax free - I’m not sure if SSI is or not. And I’m not sure if you can collect both at the same time.
Well anyway, CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU!

re: #224 Pawn of the Oppressor

Pawn: It ain’t no game. There are over 56,000 names on the Viet Nam War Memorial and they are all there because victory was not a goal. Un-Fox has nothing to do with it. Obama is telling us he has the same strategy.

re: #227 sngnsgt

The Decision cover page says, “Period of Disability, Disability insurance benefits, and Supplemental Security Income”

Huh, that’s a new one on me. Well hell, did the award letter say how much you get each month (NO I don’t want you to say) and do they break it down by SSDI and SSI to get to a total of the two?!

re: #153 sngnsgt

Wonderful news!

re: #229 realwest

I’m not sure either, I have checked out a few SS sites to see what all is available to me, but I’m still confused. I want to work and they tell me I’m allowed to work as much as I want. But here’s the catch, I can’t get a job. ???

re: #224 Pawn of the Oppressor

So where does he say that there is no such thing as “victory”? Funny, this reads to me like, unbelievably, he understands that un-shittifying Afghanistan is a multi-decade project without a clean resolution. This is, by the way, exactly what Michael Yon has said lately.

Improve the country, deny territory to the jihadists - funny, that sounds exactly like George W. Bush.

I’m no Obama fan by any stretch of the imagination but a lot of times I think people are really grasping at straws looking for reasons to hate him. People need to un-Fox their thinking.

Pawn: Amen, and amen.

Whenever Rumsfeld, Bush, Cheney, et al were criticized for how the war was going, how long it was taking, the standard reply was, “This is a totally different kind of war than World War II…” etc., etc. I didn’t hear anybody calling them anti-American, at the time.

re: #229 realwest

I’m not sure of the nembers yet, I flew all the way back to Erie, PA for my hearing from Las Vegas, NV. My Father was moving back out here, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to stay in Erie!

re: #177 ArchangelMichael

There has to be more to this… Keeping this crap going for so long there must be:

Money for Nirthin

MONEY FOR NIRTHIN’
(with apologies to Mark Knopfler and Dire Straits)

Look at them yo-yos
Say! That’s some way to do it
Get Obama out the presidency
Oh, that ain’t workin’
But still they want to do it
Money for nirthin’
And conspiracy

Who’s up there?
What’s that? Hawaiian sekrits?
No, he got it in the papers, see?
Oh, that ain’t workin’
But still they gotta find out
Obama’s momma’s residency

Got to scour all the Kenyan locations
Indonesian nurseries
Got to get all the microfilm records
Money for nirthin’
And conspiracies

I shoulda looked in them file folders
I shoulda bought the DVDs
I’d have got the proof together
About Obama’s in-elig-i-bilities

I want my
I want my
I want my conspiracy!

re: #232 Irenicum

Thanks, it’s been a long time getting here, but at least this part of it is done!

re: #234 ShanghaiEd

Bush and Cheney had a goal of victory. And who the hell said anything about “Un-American” but you?

re: #6 Charles

30 blocked accounts so far tonight.

Over defending indefensible racism and stupidity

really, really weird

re: #224 Pawn of the Oppressor Hey, I gotta better idea -let’s put the quote in context, shall we?
Osama bin Laden, on VIDEO TAPE says HE’s the one responsible for 9/11 (y’all may remember that one) and Shiek Omar (or as the MSM shortly started to refer to him as “Blind Shiek Omar”) the head of the Taliban which governed Afghanistan at the time yes “YES, binb Laden is here and no we won’t turn him over to the Great Satan. You want him you come and get him.”
So nine weeks later the US did just that - and I don’t recall seeing or hearing about Shiek Omar since. But I’ve been hearing about the Taliban, and to the extent the Taliban was hiding bin Laden and giving him refuge then I think the destruction of the Taliban is indeed a “victory”. I don’t particularly WANT to turn over a nice new country to them so they can fuck that up and then give other terrorists places to hide, recruit, arm and train for other attacks on the US.

re: #222 realwest

Good for you! Advocating for yourself is essential.

Comedy Central links (and hulu for that matter) do not play in Canada. With Comedy Central you get referred to an affiliated Canadian site which may have the material in question but given you have no idea what the title of the file was it would be a guess work search. Withe hulu it’s supposedly a copyright issue and all it’s videos can be played from U.S. IP addresses.

I can’t believe all the problems we have with this administration and folks spend their time down this rabbit hole!

I saw the clip the other night and really enjoyed it, especially the born identity graphic! Comic gold!

You actually think Jon Stewart is funny?

Hugh Hewitt and James Lileks were making fun of the nirthers yesterday (Hewitt was questioning whether Lileks was really born in Fargo, North Dakota), and Hugh even used the word “nirthers”.

It’s lost on me. These comedians stopped being funny way back when I used to think 60 Minutes told the truth.