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1 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 12:57:07pm

Eats, shoots and leaves.
/old joke

2 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 12:58:28pm

Are we there yet? Hunh, hunh? Are we, Mom?

3 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 12:58:41pm

Cute as a button, with claws that can seriously injure.

4 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:00:04pm

That koala's too cute to bear...

5 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:00:23pm
6 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:01:16pm

Two threads ago we were talking about beer. Now we're talking about bear. I see a pattern developing here...

7 bj  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:01:53pm

Absolutely adorable!! (Better way to start the day than with rather, Charles & Crew.)

8 _RememberTonyC  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:02:10pm

The NY Times reports that David "Big Papi" Ortiz did steroids in 2003 ... bummer for Red Sox fans.

9 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:02:11pm

I'll see your cute koala and raise you a flying shark.

10 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:03:16pm

re: #6 LGoPs

Two threads ago we were talking about beer. Now we're talking about bear. I see a pattern developing here...

Not to spoil the ending or anything, but will this turn into breast at some point?

11 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:04:32pm

There are wonderous things in nature & that picture is exhibit one.

12 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:04:46pm

The Enquirer headline reads:

Aussie natives found captive in Tokyo 60 years after Pacific war ends!

13 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:04:52pm

re: #9 CyanSnowHawk

I'll see your cute koala and raise you a flying shark.

Between them and amphibious tigers, we're pretty much screwed.

14 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:04:57pm

re: #9 CyanSnowHawk

I'll see your cute koala and raise you a flying shark.

I'll see your flying shark and raise you a dog rooster

15 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:05:07pm

Cute overload!

16 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:05:38pm

re: #10 CyanSnowHawk

Not to spoil the ending or anything, but will this turn into breast at some point?

Now you have done it. The Lizard Pun army is really going to nurse that comment.

17 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:06:18pm

re: #15 VioletTiger

Cute overload!

Well, this is Cute Overload.

18 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:06:19pm

re: #9 CyanSnowHawk

I'll see your cute koala and raise you a flying shark.

I'll raise the bar: Shark vs. Plane.

Ok, maybe I won't raise the bar...

19 ErnieG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:06:45pm

Awww. They're cute and all, but they're also nasty, smelly, and disagreeable.

20 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:06:56pm

Why not to wear a baby seal hat when looking at polar bears:

21 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:07:28pm

re: #19 ErnieG

Awww. They're cute and all, but they're also nasty, smelly, and disagreeable.

Like Hippie chicks?

22 Danny  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:07:54pm

Oz got koalas and we got possums. Nature can be so cruel...

23 razorbacker  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:08:45pm

I like how they've photoshopped out those drop bears' fangs.

24 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:09:24pm

OT: I finally found a site that has all the episodes of The Office (British version) online for free.

25 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:09:49pm

re: #16 DaddyG

Now you have done it. The Lizard Pun army is really going to nurse that comment.

DG, a comment like that simply lacs tate.

26 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:10:02pm

re: #23 razorbacker

I like how they've photoshopped out those drop bears' fangs.

They're retractable. Its when they dislocate their mandible that you've got to be careful.

27 JustABill  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:10:13pm

re: #16 DaddyG

Now you have done it. The Lizard Pun army is really going to nurse that comment.

Yep, were going to milk that one for all its worth...

28 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:10:34pm

re: #25 turn

DG, a comment like that simply lacs tate.

That brings back some mammaries.

29 ErnieG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:11:04pm

re: #22 Danny

Oz got koalas and we got possums. Nature can be so cruel...

Actually, Oz has possums, too, but they're not the same as our opossums.

I read somewhere that of the ten most venomous creatures in the world, twelve are found in Australia.

30 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:11:33pm

re: #28 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

That brings back some mammaries.

Gotta get back to work. Later bra.

31 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:11:41pm

re: #22 Danny

Oz got koalas and we got possums. Nature can be so cruel...

OTOH, Australia is a burning redneck filled hellhole, so I guess it balances out.

/Runs from angry aussie mob

32 Danny  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:12:36pm

re: #31 Jimmah

OTOH, Australia is a burning redneck filled hellhole, so I guess it balances out.

/Runs from angry aussie mob

And Tennessee isn't?

//runs from myself!

33 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:12:43pm

re: #1 Killgore Trout

Eats, shoots and leaves.
/old joke

That's a great book, Killgore.

34 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:13:07pm

re: #28 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

That brings back some mammaries.

Maybe you just bumped your head and it came back to you. How about your wife, did she knock ers?

35 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:13:15pm

re: #30 CyanSnowHawk

Gotta get back to work. Later bra.


Lord, just got here. It's gonna be hard to stay abreast of this thread.

36 Eowyn2  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:13:15pm

re: #2 EmmmieG

Are we there yet? Hunh, hunh? Are we, Mom?

Look mom, a gumdrop tree. Can we stop, can we, pllleeeaaasssee mom.

37 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:13:49pm

re: #8 _RememberTonyC

The NY Times reports that David "Big Papi" Ortiz did steroids in 2003 ... bummer for Red Sox fans.

The rules about steroid use are incomprehensible.

38 ErnieG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:13:53pm

re: #31 Jimmah

OTOH, Australia is a burning redneck bogan filled hellhole, so I guess it balances out.

/Runs from angry aussie mob

There. Fixed it.

39 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:14:18pm

re: #35 redstateredneck

Lord, just got here. It's gonna be hard to stay abreast of this thread.

Naw, any boob could follow it.

40 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:14:39pm

re: #20 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Why not to wear a baby seal hat when looking at polar bears:


It would have been a lot more funny if they made her swim in the tank with the hat on.

41 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:14:42pm

My daughter was looking at a website last night that featured pics of cute animals in casts. Kind of weirod.

42 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:14:51pm

re: #34 turn

Maybe you just bumped your head and it came back to you. How about your wife, did she knock ers?

Must we keep going tit for tat with these puns?

43 davinvalkri  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:15:37pm

re: #1 Killgore Trout

Eats, shoots and leaves.
/old joke

That's pandas. Koalas couldn't shoot anything if they tried.

44 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:15:42pm

re: #28 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

That brings back some mammaries.

You guys are a couple of boobs.
///

45 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:16:01pm

re: #42 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Must we keep going tit for tat with these puns?

Yes, but just to make sure eveyone undestands them let's keep the nipple, ok?

46 razorbacker  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:16:17pm

As the titular head of the booby patrol, I demand satisfaction.

Soft, pillow-like satisfaction.

47 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:16:36pm

re: #45 turn

them you boob ... no no not you Luke. ha.

48 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:17:17pm

Cute.
Almost as cute as the baby elephant.

There's just something about elephants...

49 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:17:21pm

I am udderly confused.

50 Eowyn2  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:17:31pm

re: #6 LGoPs

Two threads ago we were talking about beer. Now we're talking about bear. I see a pattern developing here...


do we go to
hear or rear?

51 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:17:45pm

re: #32 Danny

And Tennessee isn't?

//runs from myself!

LOL

52 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:18:15pm

Can't stand the cute... overloaded... too much cuteness... :)

53 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:18:30pm

re: #48 J.D.

Cute.
Almost as cute as the baby elephant.

There's just something about elephants...

Why do I have this sudden urge to do origami with those ears?

54 Eowyn2  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:18:46pm

re: #35 redstateredneck

Lord, just got here. It's gonna be hard to stay abreast of this thread.

probably just under the wire before it clasps shut

55 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:18:47pm

re: #24 Killgore Trout

OT: I finally found a site that has all the episodes of The Office (British version) online for free.

That site has a lot of good stuff - good find.

56 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:19:00pm

re: #48 J.D.

Cute.
Almost as cute as the baby elephant.

There's just something about elephants...

Have you read Water for Elephants?

57 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:19:22pm

re: #49 redstateredneck

I am udderly confused.

I know, this pun thing is just a big rackit.

58 Lincolntf  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:19:31pm

re: #8 _RememberTonyC

Yup. I'm getting texts from MA friends with predictions on who's next. Nomar? Trot? Schilling? Pedro? It really sucks. There is not a single player "type" that hasn't been busted, so there's no way to guess intelligently. Pitchers, hitters, big, small, young, old, fast, slow...they've all been busted.

59 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:20:21pm

re: #22 Danny

Oz got koalas and we got possums. Nature can be so cruel...

Yeah but Possums have the distinct advantage of committing suicide on a regular basis so we can have stew without wasting the bullets.

Besides they also have those nifty purple bifurcated phalli.

60 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:20:27pm

re: #57 turn

I know, this pun thing is just a big rackit.

Of corset, you would be the one to complain about it

61 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:20:49pm

re: #53 vxbush

Why do I have this sudden urge to do origami with those ears?

Aren't they so cute?

re: #56 debutaunt

Have you read Water for Elephants?

I have not. Is it good?

62 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:21:11pm

re: #49 redstateredneck

I am udderly confused.

I need a jug of beer.

Hi Lizardia!

63 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:21:14pm

Bill Simmons says the best movie of the decade is Almost Famous.
Anybody seen it?

64 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:21:18pm

re: #54 Eowyn2

probably just under the wire before it clasps shut

Get down and give me ten push up for that bra pun.

65 Pianobuff  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:21:31pm

Am I just missing the humor in this, or is this plain nuts?

That Oven Feelin’ - Roseanne Barr Turns Up The Heat

66 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:21:32pm

re: #61 J.D.

I have not. Is it good?

It's terrific!

67 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:21:34pm

I'm trying to come up with an original boob pun. My memory is sagging and I'm coming up dry. This sucks.

68 Danny  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:21:37pm

re: #59 DaddyG

Damn, can't argue with that.

69 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:22:09pm

re: #62 callahan23

I need a jug of beer.

Hi Lizardia!

Howdy Stud! Give me 30 minutes to get out of here and I'll join you in that beer.

70 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:22:36pm

re: #63 HoosierHoops

Bill Simmons says the best movie of the decade is Almost Famous.
Anybody seen it?

Seen it.
I wouldn't have thought it was the best movie of the decade, but it was better than a lot of stuff I've seen.

71 Van Helsing  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:22:48pm

re: #67 DaddyG

I'm trying to come up with an original boob pun. My memory is sagging and I'm coming up dry. This sucks.

I think you got that one in under the wire.

72 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:23:40pm

re: #68 Danny

Damn, can't argue with beat that.

FIFY

73 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:23:47pm

re: #69 HoosierHoops

Howdy Stud! Give me 30 minutes to get out of here and I'll join you in that beer.

Done deal ,I'll hold my order to the waiter then.
How it kicking today?

74 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:24:04pm

re: #65 Pianobuff

Am I just missing the humor in this, or is this plain nuts?

That Oven Feelin’ - Roseanne Barr Turns Up The Heat

I think she's trying to recreate what Mel Brooks did to Hitler in Springtime, but it's seriously falling flat.

75 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:24:28pm

re: #67 DaddyG

I'm trying to come up with an original boob pun. My memory mammary is sagging and I'm coming up dry. This sucks.

76 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:24:49pm

re: #60 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Of corset, you would be the one to complain about it

Yeah that complaining gets me in trouble sometimes, this room I'm in right now is padded if that tells you anything.

77 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:24:56pm

re: #65 Pianobuff

Am I just missing the humor in this, or is this plain nuts?

That Oven Feelin’ - Roseanne Barr Turns Up The Heat

The death throes of a washed up comedienne trying to get any press she can. I have a pretty sick sense of humor but there is no excuse for that.

78 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:24:58pm

re: #70 J.D.

Seen it.
I wouldn't have thought it was the best movie of the decade, but it was better than a lot of stuff I've seen.


Thanks..You never know about Bill..He could tell you it's the best then when you rent it, It's really the worst..

79 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:25:55pm
80 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:26:09pm

re: #73 callahan23

Done deal ,I'll hold my order to the waiter then.
How it kicking today?

Almost out of here..Next week I'm on vacation again so I figure Friday will be the longest day of the summer...

81 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:26:38pm
82 Lincolntf  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:26:41pm

re: #77 DaddyG

"...collection of essays on menopause, celebrity, pharmaceuticals and Jewish life in Mormon Utah..."

Can you say Pulitzer?

83 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:27:16pm

re: #58 Lincolntf

Yup. I'm getting texts from MA friends with predictions on who's next. Nomar? Trot? Schilling? Pedro? It really sucks. There is not a single player "type" that hasn't been busted, so there's no way to guess intelligently. Pitchers, hitters, big, small, young, old, fast, slow...they've all been busted.

Here is what a true baseball man and Hall of Famer looks like.
[Link: www.newsday.com...]
He is right. The record books are rapidly becoming worthless. Those players that do juice up taint the whole game.

84 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:27:42pm

Who here remembers loppyd's talking bra?

85 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:27:46pm

re: #63 HoosierHoops

Bill Simmons says the best movie of the decade is Almost Famous.
Anybody seen it?

Never seen it. I can tell you the worst movie of the decade. I rented Wanted a few days ago. Have yet to get thru it. It stars Angelina Jolie and some other people. Its about a secret society of basket weavers who are assassins. Really bad.

86 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:28:08pm

re: #67 DaddyG

I'm trying to come up with an original boob pun. My memory is sagging and I'm coming up dry. This sucks.

Pinch yourself, that will perk things up. Cold water works too, but that's not nearly as fun imo. oh wait ... that was weird turn. ha

87 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:28:17pm

re: #40 Truck Monkey

It would have been a lot more funny if they made her swim in the tank with the hat on.

Upding for pure sicko imagination.

88 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:28:24pm

re: #84 redstateredneck

Who here remembers loppyd's talking bra?

I do!!

89 Eowyn2  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:28:30pm

re: #65 Pianobuff

Am I just missing the humor in this, or is this plain nuts?

That Oven Feelin’ - Roseanne Barr Turns Up The Heat

No humor in that at all. But then, I never did think she was funny.

90 The Other Les  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:29:11pm

Ayn Rand's Thought of the Day:

"Do not use foreign words in narrative to show your erudition. Phonies like to stud their conversation with foreign words. If you do that in narrative, you, the author, will sound like a phony."

-- Ayn Rand, The Art of Fiction.

Ralph Puke of the comedy team of Puke and Snot used to make fun of such phonies by using foreign words, of specifically French origin, in an attempt to seduce a female member of the audience, and catastrophically failing in the process.

I strongly suspect that Rand is also commenting on a bad habit of the late conservative author William F. Buckley, Jr. I personally found it very annoying when Buckley used a foreign word or phrase, without translating it, in the articles that he wrote for National Review. If someone is speaking to their fellow citizens then they should use the common language of their nation.

I understand that there are some Leftists who also indulge in this bad habit.

91 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:29:21pm

re: #85 KenJen

Never seen it. I can tell you the worst movie of the decade. I rented Wanted a few days ago. Have yet to get thru it. It stars Angelina Jolie and some other people. Its about a secret society of basket weavers who are assassins. Really bad.


Did you ever see Girl interupted with angelina?
/Hi Jen..Hope you are well

92 saylorfam  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:29:27pm

re: #65 Pianobuff

I saw this earlier. She is truly over the deep end as it is so offensive. I am not a jew and it is disgusting to me.

93 Throbert McGee  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:29:34pm

Any native Dutch speakers in the lizardarium?

I could use some Dutch-Googlin' help with locating and translating online "primary documents" related to this: A Dutch chapter in AIDS Prevention that almost nobody's heard of.

Although this chapter began in 1985 and ended by the early '90s (for reasons entirely rooted in "queer" ideology and PC non-judgmentalism), I believe this story is absolutely essentially to tell today -- because it is very much entwined with such current problems as the rapidly collapsing taboo against "barebacking" among gay/bi men. (The medical consequences of which are subsidized by YOUR tax dollars.)

/whistle-blowin' time

94 Eowyn2  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:30:00pm

re: #63 HoosierHoops

Bill Simmons says the best movie of the decade is Almost Famous.
Anybody seen it?


Almost went to it

95 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:30:01pm

re: #84 redstateredneck

Who here remembers loppyd's talking bra?

wtf? What did it say?

96 Lincolntf  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:30:16pm

re: #20 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

"When I was a kid, we did it without the glass..."

97 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:30:36pm

re: #84 redstateredneck

Who here remembers loppyd's talking bra?

Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! I do! I do!

(btw...where is Loppy anyway?)

98 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:30:48pm

re: #86 turn

Pinch yourself, that will perk things up. Cold water works too, but that's not nearly as fun imo. oh wait ... that was weird turn. ha

Better ice those puns.

99 Eowyn2  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:31:04pm

re: #90 The Other Les

Ayn Rand's Thought of the Day:

"Do not use foreign words in narrative to show your erudition. Phonies like to stud their conversation with foreign words. If you do that in narrative, you, the author, will sound like a phony."

-- Ayn Rand, The Art of Fiction.

Ralph Puke of the comedy team of Puke and Snot used to make fun of such phonies by using foreign words, of specifically French origin, in an attempt to seduce a female member of the audience, and catastrophically failing in the process.

I strongly suspect that Rand is also commenting on a bad habit of the late conservative author William F. Buckley, Jr. I personally found it very annoying when Buckley used a foreign word or phrase, without translating it, in the articles that he wrote for National Review. If someone is speaking to their fellow citizens then they should use the common language of their nation.

I understand that there are some Leftists who also indulge in this bad habit.


see vu play?

100 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:31:06pm

re: #91 HoosierHoops

Did you ever see Girl interupted with angelina?
/Hi Jen..Hope you are well

I'm fine and dandy. Saw parts of it. I'm not a big fan of hers. She always looks pissed off.

101 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:31:15pm

re: #90 The Other Les

Ayn Rand's Thought of the Day:

"Do not use foreign words in narrative to show your erudition. Phonies like to stud their conversation with foreign words. If you do that in narrative, you, the author, will sound like a phony."

-- Ayn Rand, The Art of Fiction.

Ralph Puke of the comedy team of Puke and Snot used to make fun of such phonies by using foreign words, of specifically French origin, in an attempt to seduce a female member of the audience, and catastrophically failing in the process.

I strongly suspect that Rand is also commenting on a bad habit of the late conservative author William F. Buckley, Jr. I personally found it very annoying when Buckley used a foreign word or phrase, without translating it, in the articles that he wrote for National Review. If someone is speaking to their fellow citizens then they should use the common language of their nation.

I understand that there are some Leftists who also indulge in this bad habit.

Umberto Eco does this constantly, although it's more in the way of simile and metaphor and idiom than foreign words. I read his works and it all comes across as, "Ah, look how smart I am, how knowledgeable. Read me and learn."

Bah.

102 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:31:44pm

Great news watch:

Once again, taxpayers confirm that taxing the bejeebus out of the rich will result in lower tax revenues.

The new report from the Division of Budget shows trends combining to create a $2.1 billion deficit just three months after the budget was adopted for the current fiscal year. It also projects a four-year shortfall of $13 billion more than previously forecast.

``Although the budget enacted in April took substantial action to close a combined $20.1 billion budget gap, the fact remains that revenues have continued to fall, and this will force us to make further difficult choices,'' Gov. David Paterson said.

Paterson plans to present a revised budget to the Legislature in September, and said he wants to focus on spending cuts.

State Budget Director Robert Megna said the recovery would be slow and would lag behind the national recovery by months.

The report indicates the state recession will end sometime in the second half of 2010, a bit later than previously believed.

Job losses in the state are expected to continue into next year and the unemployment rate to peak at 9.1 percent in the spring of 2010. Since August, New York has lost 236,000 jobs. The state unemployment rate last month stood at 8.7 percent.

The state's solution? To raise those taxes even further. Unemployment is expected to continue rising and recovery not coming until second half of 2010. That's not some talking heads on MSNBC or CNBC or Fox. That's the NYS OMB coming up with that cheery picture.

We now return to our regularly scheduled beer goggle.

103 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:32:31pm

re: #100 KenJen

I'm fine and dandy. Saw parts of it. I'm not a big fan of hers. She always looks pissed off.


I thought it was the only movie she actually acted in...

104 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:33:13pm

re: #84 redstateredneck

Who here remembers loppyd's talking bra?

I also remember when mama Winger got hungry so she decided to poop in a pizza.

105 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:33:20pm

re: #97 eschew_obfuscation

Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! I do! I do!

(btw...where is Loppy anyway?)

Loppyd is blocked I am afraid.

106 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:33:43pm

re: #101 vxbush

Umberto Eco does this constantly, although it's more in the way of simile and metaphor and idiom than foreign words. I read his works and it all comes across as, "Ah, look how smart I am, how knowledgeable. Read me and learn."

Bah.

And when people complain that conservatives don't like intellectuals (not true as a blanket statement by the way), this kind of thing is why.

107 doppelganglander  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:34:06pm

re: #55 Jimmah

That site has a lot of good stuff - good find.

I wonder if that site would work for callahan23. He's blocked from Hulu and other sites because of his location.

108 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:34:32pm

re: #98 DaddyG

Better ice those puns.

Yeah, like rub them out. I might still squeeze one in even if I risk getting a licken. ok I need a different pun subject, I've gone too far with this one.

109 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:34:41pm

re: #105 callahan23

Loppyd is blocked I am afraid.

Wow... she always seemed pretty rational.. I'll have to do some searching and see what happened.

110 The Other Les  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:35:16pm

re: #99 Eowyn2

see vu play?

Sprechen sie Lizard?

111 doppelganglander  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:35:36pm

re: #62 callahan23

I need a jug of beer.

Hi Lizardia!

There you are! I was just talking about you. Wondering if you can watch the videos at this site:

[Link: tvshack.net...]

112 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:35:38pm

re: #107 doppelganglander

I wonder if that site would work for callahan23. He's blocked from Hulu and other sites because of his location.

Almost certainly. I can't view Hulu because of my location either but I can view this site ok.

113 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:35:55pm

re: #107 doppelganglander

I wonder if that site would work for callahan23. He's blocked from Hulu and other sites because of his location.

Thanks, I bookmarked it already.

114 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:36:11pm

re: #104 Killgore Trout

I also remember when mama Winger got hungry so she decided to poop in a pizza.

Now that's a story I would love to hear.

115 ErnieG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:36:22pm

Following the pun thread, here are a pair of cute boobies.

116 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:36:28pm

re: #104 Killgore Trout

I also remember when mama Winger got hungry so she decided to poop in a pizza.

Oh, shit! I'm crying now.

117 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:36:46pm

re: #63 HoosierHoops

Bill Simmons says the best movie of the decade is Almost Famous.
Anybody seen it?

Love it! Love it! Love it!

"I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"

If you grew up in the 70's it's extree spaychel.

118 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:36:59pm

re: #108 turn

Yeah, like rub them out. I might still squeeze one in even if I risk getting a licken. ok I need a different pun subject, I've gone too far with this one.

...all the way past your knees.

119 jcm  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:37:27pm

re: #102 lawhawk

Great news watch:

Once again, taxpayers confirm that taxing the bejeebus out of the rich will result in lower tax revenues.

The state's solution? To raise those taxes even further. Unemployment is expected to continue rising and recovery not coming until second half of 2010. That's not some talking heads on MSNBC or CNBC or Fox. That's the NYS OMB coming up with that cheery picture.

We now return to our regularly scheduled beer goggle.


Laffering our way to bankruptcy.

120 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:38:05pm

re: #84 redstateredneck

Who here remembers loppyd's talking bra?

Where is that bunny? Haven't seen her for a while.

121 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:38:11pm

re: #119 jcm

Laffering our way to bankruptcy.

You threw me for a curve with that one.

122 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:38:47pm

re: #117 Russkilitlover

Love it! Love it! Love it!

"I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"

If you grew up in the 70's it's extree spaychel.

I grajeated from high school in '71. I reckon I was still growing up.

123 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:39:38pm

re: #117 Russkilitlover

Love it! Love it! Love it!

"I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"

If you grew up in the 70's it's extree spaychel.

My brother was in the running to star in that.

124 Erik The Red  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:40:14pm

re: #103 HoosierHoops

I thought it was the only movie she actually acted in...

Hey 2H. I don't care if she can act or not. I think she is HOT.

125 jcm  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:40:16pm

re: #115 ErnieG

Following the pun thread, here are a pair of cute boobies.

A pair of real boobs.

126 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:40:19pm

re: #118 DaddyG

...all the way past your knees.

That means I'm in BIG trouble.

127 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:41:13pm

re: #125 jcm

A pair of real boobs.

Double D's.

128 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:41:57pm

re: #105 callahan23

Loppyd is blocked I am afraid.

Happened?

129 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:42:38pm

re: #128 J.D.

Happened?

Would people find it useful to have a date for when an account was blocked on that person's account page?

130 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:42:52pm

re: #123 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My brother was in the running to star in that.

Cool. I don't remember the actor's name offhand, but he was terrific. All of them were. Kate Hudson was a true Band Aid.

131 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:43:13pm

re: #129 vxbush

Would people find it useful to have a date for when an account was blocked on that person's account page?

You could go back and search the threads to find out what went down.

132 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:43:46pm

re: #130 Russkilitlover

Cool. I don't remember the actor's name offhand, but he was terrific. All of them were. Kate Hudson was a true Band Aid.

Not a groupie, a Band Aid.

133 Neutral President  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:43:56pm

re: #129 vxbush

Would people find it useful to have a date for when an account was blocked on that person's account page?

I think that might fall under the "not really anyone's business but Charles" category.

134 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:44:07pm

The thread has slowed. Would this have anything to do with Lizards suddenly googling Kate Hudson pictures? (Personally I'd rather Bing her.)

135 AreaMan  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:44:24pm

But does the little fella have a Birth Certificate?

136 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:44:36pm

re: #131 redstateredneck

You could go back and search the threads to find out what went down.

Shoot. I'll miss her. She was fun.

137 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:44:49pm

re: #131 redstateredneck

You could go back and search the threads to find out what went down.

Not necessarily; you might see a lot of "Deleted" comments, and still be left rather clueless.

138 vxbush  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:45:14pm

re: #133 ArchangelMichael

I think that might fall under the "not really anyone's business but Charles" category.

True, but I have to admit to a certain amount of curiosity about such things.

139 jcm  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:45:25pm

re: #134 DaddyG

The thread has slowed. Would this have anything to do with Lizards suddenly googling Kate Hudson pictures? (Personally I'd rather Bing her.)

Dogpile on Kate?

140 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:45:26pm

re: #135 AreaMan

But does the little fella have a Birth Certificate?

Aren't they marsupials? What would you use for the date I wonder?

141 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:45:47pm

re: #137 vxbush

Not necessarily; you might see a lot of "Deleted" comments, and still be left rather clueless.

True.

142 doppelganglander  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:46:10pm

re: #123 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My brother was in the running to star in that.

Neat. Is he still pursuing an acting career? (I'll understand if you'd rather not give identifying details.)

143 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:46:12pm

re: #138 vxbush

True, but I have to admit to a certain amount of curiosity about such things.

Enquiring

Minds! ! !

144 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:46:30pm

re: #143 redstateredneck

Minds! ! !

That was supposed to be italics, not quotes!

145 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:46:36pm

re: #105 callahan23

Loppyd is blocked I am afraid.

Wow. What did she do?

146 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:46:55pm

Just saw that Loppy has her own blog. Just google.

147 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:47:13pm

re: #143 redstateredneck

Minds! ! !

I'll finish it. "Want to know."

148 DaddyG  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:47:30pm

re: #139 jcm

Dogpile on Kate?


Yahoo!

(I'll line 'em up you knock 'em down.)

149 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:48:16pm

re: #50 Eowyn2

do we go to
hear or rear?

I was thinking more like ...bare
/

150 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:48:22pm

re: #129 vxbush

Would people find it useful to have a date for when an account was blocked on that person's account page?

I went back and read the last thread she posted on and I may have come up with something. Maybe.

151 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:48:50pm

re: #147 midwestgak

I'll finish it. "Want to know."

Thanks, I need all the help I can get!

152 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:49:00pm

re: #63 HoosierHoops

Bill Simmons says the best movie of the decade is Almost Famous.
Anybody seen it?

Hoops, somehow I missed that post but had to go upthread to up ding ya. I LOVE that movie! I've watched it like three or four times. The last time I watched it I realized one of those band aids (not kate) was the actress in Finding Forrester who befriended Jamal in school.

153 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:49:44pm

re: #128 J.D.

Happened?

Probably on this thread of June 11, 2009.
These are her latest entries.
Haven't been there myself.

154 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:50:07pm

re: #63 HoosierHoops

Bill Simmons says the best movie of the decade is Almost Famous.
Anybody seen it?

Great movie & a fun watch.

155 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:50:12pm

re: #152 turn

Hoops, somehow I missed that post but had to go upthread to up ding ya. I LOVE that movie! I've watched it like three or four times. The last time I watched it I realized one of those band aids (not kate) was the actress in Finding Forrester who befriended Jamal in school.

"Oh, sure! "Don't worry about me, I'm just THE LEAD SINGER!"

*chases after bus after being left behind*

Love the movie - I've watched it often.

156 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:50:15pm

re: #123 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My brother was in the running to star in that.

wow Kragar, that's impressive. Well then you're quite an actor too :.)

157 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:51:32pm

re: #130 Russkilitlover

Cool. I don't remember the actor's name offhand, but he was terrific. All of them were. Kate Hudson was a true Band Aid.

Penny Lane

158 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:51:46pm

re: #153 callahan23

Probably on this thread of June 11, 2009.
These are her latest entries.
Haven't been there myself.

Thanks.
I checked already.
Hmmm

159 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:52:38pm

re: #142 doppelganglander

Neat. Is he still pursuing an acting career? (I'll understand if you'd rather not give identifying details.)

Has a degree from UCLA film school, works as a writer and involved in some projects, currently unemployed

160 Leonidas Hoplite  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:52:50pm

Does koala taste good?

161 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:53:15pm

re: #153 callahan23

Probably on this thread of June 11, 2009.
These are her latest entries.
Haven't been there myself.

I remember now . I got in trouble on that thread myself. It's where I received my first downdings and ended up in the bottom ten for awhile. Bad day.

162 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:53:29pm

re: #155 Russkilitlover

"Oh, sure! "Don't worry about me, I'm just THE LEAD SINGER!"

*chases after bus after being left behind*

Love the movie - I've watched it often.

My favorite scene is where they plane was about to crash. Well I LOVE her.

163 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:54:18pm

re: #161 KenJen

I remember now . I got in trouble on that thread myself. It's where I received my first downdings and ended up in the bottom ten for awhile. Bad day.

How many downdings got you to the bottom 10?

164 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:54:33pm

re: #153 callahan23

Probably on this thread of June 11, 2009.
These are her latest entries.
Haven't been there myself.

That was a spectacular flaming meltdown.

165 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:54:40pm

re: #157 opnion

Penny Lane

is in my ears and in my eyes.

166 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:55:40pm

re: #163 J.D.

How many downdings got you to the bottom 10?

Can't remember. Try to forget. Over 10 I think.

167 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:56:18pm
168 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:56:45pm

re: #166 KenJen

Can't remember. Try to forget. Over 10 I think.

Depends on the competition

169 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:56:51pm

re: #167 MikeySDCA

Koalas live on eucalyptus leaves, so koala meat tastes like a very strong cough drop.

Clever.

170 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:56:56pm

re: #164 Alouette

That was a spectacular flaming meltdown.

Oh, dear.

Then let's not talk about it.

171 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:57:19pm

I think I'll watch "Almost Famous" tonight. It should be an instant play on Netflix. Haven't seen it in a while.

172 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:57:49pm

re: #165 midwestgak

is in my ears and in my eyes.

It was a great name for the groupie that Kate Hudson played.
Almost Famous is a really good flick.

173 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:57:49pm

re: #160 Leonidas Hoplite

Does koala taste good?

Quite pandalike.

174 redstateredneck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:58:08pm

re: #170 Dianna

re: #164 Alouette

That was a spectacular flaming meltdown.

Oh, dear.

Then let's not talk about it.


Never mind...did not know all that.

175 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:58:26pm

re: #168 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Depends on the competition

Yeah. I was actually thankful for Spacejesus and the like. I didn't stay there long.

176 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 1:59:45pm

Isn't the Rose Garden Beer bash about now?

177 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:00:13pm

re: #175 KenJen

Yeah. I was actually thankful for Spacejesus and the like. I didn't stay there long.

I think spacejesus wears his downdings as a badge of honor.

178 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:00:36pm
179 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:00:48pm

re: #176 opnion

Isn't the Rose Garden Beer bash about now?

Coming up soon. Got your toga on yet? Toga! Toga! Toga!

180 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:00:59pm

re: #176 opnion

Isn't the Rose Garden Beer bash about now?

I never promised you that.///

181 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:01:12pm

re: #176 opnion

Isn't the Rose Garden Beer bash about now?

Is it 6:30 on the east coast yet? My computer's clock is off, if so.

Given how badly my computer's behaving today, this is an honest question.

182 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:01:46pm

re: #176 opnion

Isn't the Rose Garden Beer bash about now?

Shoot, and I got no invite. /

183 doppelganglander  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:02:17pm

re: #159 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Has a degree from UCLA film school, works as a writer and involved in some projects, currently unemployed

It's a very tough field. My daughter wants to work in television but she's willing to learn something practical as well. Good luck to him.

184 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:02:20pm

re: #181 Dianna

Is it 6:30 on the east coast yet? My computer's clock is off, if so.

Given how badly my computer's behaving today, this is an honest question.

Nope. Still only 5.

185 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:02:45pm

re: #181 Dianna

Is it 6:30 on the east coast yet? My computer's clock is off, if so.

Given how badly my computer's behaving today, this is an honest question.

No, it's just after five. Is 6:30 the time?

186 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:02:56pm

re: #181 Dianna

Is it 6:30 on the east coast yet? My computer's clock is off, if so.

Given how badly my computer's behaving today, this is an honest question.

I go by Lizard time.

187 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:03:55pm

re: #186 debutaunt

I go by Lizard time.

I wish I could. Wake up at sun, sleep at dark. Winter would rock, but summer... not so much.

188 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:03:55pm
189 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:04:20pm

re: #166 KenJen

Can't remember. Try to forget. Over 10 I think.

Bad feeling in such a situation. Clenches the stomach. Godawful

190 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:04:52pm

re: #178 buzzsawmonkey

Obama promised them a Rose Garden? Well, I never!

There's gotta be a little rain sometimes. And I beg your pardon./

191 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:05:14pm

re: #182 callahan23

Shoot, and I got no invite. /

You can come to my house. I have a kegerator full of Miller Lite.

192 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:05:23pm

re: #182 callahan23

Shoot, and I got no invite. /

I think that mine got lost in the mail. Serious question, does anybody know if Obama is going to feed these people?
Probably a hamburger for the blue collar cop, while the ever so refined Barry & Skippy dine on Beef Wellington.

193 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:05:27pm

re: #179 KenJen

Coming up soon. Got your toga on yet? Toga! Toga! Toga!

Anybody got a guitar to smash?

194 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:05:48pm
195 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:06:31pm

re: #193 Ward Cleaver

Anybody got a guitar to smash?

They plan to have a wandering minstrel at the kegger, so just listen for "I gave my love a cherry" and you should be all set.

196 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:06:51pm

re: #188 MikeySDCA

It's at 6:00 et, now is 5:03 et.

I'll bet that the cable news stations are counting down.

197 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:07:10pm

re: #173 debutaunt

Quite pandalike.


Not nearly as good as Eagle Breast!
Much better than Spotted Owl...
*kidding* of course

198 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:07:50pm

re: #185 opnion

No, it's just after five. Is 6:30 the time?

I thought so?

199 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:07:57pm

re: #196 opnion

I'll bet that the cable news stations are counting down.

Apology-driven beer-o-rama.

200 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:08:24pm
201 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:08:27pm

re: #189 callahan23

Bad feeling in such a situation. Clenches the stomach. Godawful

It really did. I did the snoopy dance when I finally dropped out of the bottom ten.

202 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:08:34pm

re: #198 Dianna

I thought so?

Do you know if this is a photo op?

203 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:08:38pm

re: #182 callahan23
It'd be fun to showup already drunker than shit!
Then again...

204 VegasRick  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:08:57pm

re: #199 debutaunt

Apology-driven beer-o-rama.

"Teachable moment"
*bullshit

205 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:09:17pm

re: #181 Dianna

Is it 6:30 on the east coast yet? My computer's clock is off, if so.

Given how badly my computer's behaving today, this is an honest question.

They have these cool things called watches... ;}

206 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:09:21pm

re: #196 opnion

I'll bet that the cable news stations are counting down.

Were you kidding? Because you would be correct.

MSNBC, of course.

207 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:09:21pm

re: #191 KenJen

You can come to my house. I have a kegerator full of Miller Lite.

Well thanks, I might actually when I'd be over in the States. Oh I so wish I could have meet-ups with lots of you.

208 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:10:42pm

re: #199 debutaunt

Apology-driven beer-o-rama.

If I was Crowley, I would ask Obama to play catch & keep lengthening the distance, just for kicks.

209 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:10:48pm

re: #207 callahan23

Well thanks, I might actually when I'd be over in the States. Oh I so wish I could have meet-ups with lots of you.

I hope we have enough beer in this country!

210 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:10:58pm

re: #202 opnion

Do you know if this is a photo op?

No. If it is, I'd walk. But that's me.

211 Rancher  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:11:19pm

re: #102 lawhawk

Great news watch:

Once again, taxpayers confirm that taxing the bejeebus out of the rich will result in lower tax revenues.


It's the "luxury tax kills the yacht industry" story all over again.

A Joint Economic Committee study later found that 330 jobs in the jewelry industry and 7,600 jobs in the yacht industry were lost thanks to the luxury tax. Perhaps the greatest irony was that in 1991 the federal government paid out over $7 million more in unemployment benefits to those workers than it collected in luxury tax revenues.

"As rates rise above 50 percent, entrepreneurs have a greater incentive to shuffle and hide existing wealth than to create new wealth." George Gilder

212 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:11:43pm

re: #205 Russkilitlover

They have these cool things called watches... ;}

LOL!

I kill watches. No clue as to why, but I also set off metal detectors.

213 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:11:43pm

re: #204 VegasRick

"Teachable moment"
*bullshit

The cop should probably be the teacher, does anybody think he will be?

214 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:12:30pm

re: #210 Dianna

No. If it is, I'd walk. But that's me.

It's impossible to imagine all three will walk away feeling happy.

215 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:12:33pm

re: #204 VegasRick

"Teachable moment"
*bullshit

I'm afraid that this cop is going to play a prop in Obama's self-aggrandizing stunt. I do hope that I am wrong.

216 Erik The Red  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:13:20pm

re: #207 callahan23

Well thanks, I might actually when I'd be over in the States. Oh I so wish I could have meet-ups with lots of you.

Hey Cal23 I will be your tour guide for Orlando. :)

217 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:13:36pm

re: #211 Rancher

Rancher!
Your absolutly right!!
I hid my wealth after a twelve pack two years ago!
Still haven't found it!!
But! Used yacht sale will go up right??

218 Bear  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:13:47pm

re: #215 opnion

I agree. Fear he is being used.

219 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:13:55pm

re: #212 Dianna

LOL!

I kill watches. No clue as to why, but I also set off metal detectors.

I knew someone who couldn't wear watches. Whenever she put on a working watch, it stopped functioning. It was really odd.

Is that what happens to you?

220 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:14:44pm

re: #212 Dianna

LOL!

I kill watches. No clue as to why, but I also set off metal detectors.

I call my watches 'bracelets" because that's all their good for. I never get new batteries. But I wear them all the time. People ask me the time and I always disappoint them.

221 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:14:51pm

re: #215 opnion

I'm afraid that this cop is going to play a prop in Obama's self-aggrandizing stunt. I do hope that I am wrong.

I expect Obama to try to look like he's above it all and play the conciliator between two foes. Throw gasoline on the fire, then show up with a squirt gun and pretend he put it out.

222 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:15:42pm

re: #215 opnion

I'm afraid that this cop is going to play a prop in Obama's self-aggrandizing stunt. I do hope that I am wrong.

Obama will spin it to his advantage, the press will gleefully report his racial "peace brokering", and the cop will go back to work. I will eat a mouse pad if I'm wrong.

223 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:15:48pm

re: #220 Russkilitlover

"Their"...s/b "they're" Good grief!

224 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:15:49pm

re: #216 Erik The Red

Hey Cal23 I will be your tour guide for Orlando. :)

Thanks Erik. Been there once, as a fifteen year old W.Disney World, Space Center 'n all. I even liked the climate.

225 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:16:42pm

re: #210 Dianna

No. If it is, I'd walk. But that's me.

That should have been settled before Crwley agreed to show up.
I hope tht Barry doesn't just masginalize him in his selfserving teachable
moment.

226 Russkilitlover  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:16:54pm

re: #212 Dianna

LOL!

I kill watches. No clue as to why, but I also set off metal detectors.

It's your magnetic personality.

227 J.D.  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:17:02pm
228 KenJen  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:17:12pm

Have a good evening everyone. Going home to play with the doggies. Check out my new avatar. Debuted it a few days ago. That's my Little Henry. Cute, isn't he?

229 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:17:17pm

re: #222 capitalist piglet

He's got the ABC Studio right done the hall...
How F"ing convenient is that??

230 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:17:31pm

re: #222 capitalist piglet

Obama will spin it to his advantage, the press will gleefully report his racial "peace brokering", and the cop will go back to work. I will eat a mouse pad if I'm wrong.

The concept of reverse-racial-stereotyping probably won't enter into anything.

231 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:17:34pm

re: #219 capitalist piglet

I knew someone who couldn't wear watches. Whenever she put on a working watch, it stopped functioning. It was really odd.

Is that what happens to you?

Yes. Before cell phones became easily portable, I used a pocket watch, and carried it in my coat.

I finally gave up, and I even carry my beloved Palm Treo in my purse, well away from my body.

232 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:18:58pm

re: #218 Bear

I agree. Fear he is being used.

I hope not, but I think so.

233 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:19:19pm

re: #228 KenJen

Have a good evening everyone. Going home to play with the doggies. Check out my new avatar. Debuted it a few days ago. That's my Little Henry. Cute, isn't he?

Cute as can get! C' ya.

234 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:19:29pm

re: #222 capitalist piglet

Obama will spin it to his advantage, the press will gleefully report his racial "peace brokering", and the cop will go back to work. I will eat a mouse pad if I'm wrong.

Do mouse pads come in flavors?

Not because I think you're wrong, exactly, but if you have to eat one, I'd like to think it won't taste too awful.

I'm betting Obama blows it, or (weak alternative) that Gates blows up.

235 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:19:34pm

re: #200 buzzsawmonkey

To tone its flab
I walk the lab.
To keep him trim
I’ll let him swim.

I went back this morning to find out how that nirther thread ended and updinged ya buzz.

236 VegasRick  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:20:07pm

re: #225 opnion

That should have been settled before Crwley agreed to show up.
I hope tht Barry doesn't just masginalize him in his selfserving teachable
moment.

You know he will, it's all about him. I am absolutely sick of this asshole.

237 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:20:22pm

re: #231 Dianna

Yes. Before cell phones became easily portable, I used a pocket watch, and carried it in my coat.

I finally gave up, and I even carry my beloved Palm Treo in my purse, well away from my body.

I used to know where every external clock was located on El Camino on the Peninsula.

238 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:20:28pm

re: #231 Dianna

Yes. Before cell phones became easily portable, I used a pocket watch, and carried it in my coat.

I finally gave up, and I even carry my beloved Palm Treo in my purse, well away from my body.

Good evening Diana..
Everytime I walk into a room all the clocks start spinning backwards..
It can be really embarrassing...Except when I go to the pub..They love me there..It's never closing time..
*wink*

239 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:21:08pm

re: #227 J.D.

3 amigos get suds; she gets scorn
~Roger Simon

She is really the victim here. Unfairly slimed as a racist & she has even got threatening message.

240 Bear  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:21:18pm

OT Just watched a jaybird try to get at the humming bird feeder. Jays can be so funny.

241 SixDegrees  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:21:18pm

re: #222 capitalist piglet

Obama will spin it to his advantage, the press will gleefully report his racial "peace brokering", and the cop will go back to work. I will eat a mouse pad if I'm wrong.

The whole event is a massive spin exercise. It's designed to divert attention away from 0bama's idiotic "I don't have all the facts, but the police are stupid" comment, and channel it on to an entirely different topic. It's an attempt to talk about something - anything - else, and leave 0's prejudicial knee spasm in the dust.

I wouldn't mind seeing Gates directly address the whole "profiling" issue with Crowley. As long as Crowley then directly questions 0bama on his rush to judgment and labeling of cops as "stupid" without knowing all the facts.

But that's not going to happen.

Second choice: I'd like to see Gates show up drunk, screaming about "crackers" and throw up on a Secret Service agent before passing out and crushing a prized rose specimen on the way down. Which has as much chance of happening as my first suggested outcome.

242 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:23:19pm

re: #228 KenJen

Have a good evening everyone. Going home to play with the doggies. Check out my new avatar. Debuted it a few days ago. That's my Little Henry. Cute, isn't he?

I'll have to tell you the story of our pound puppy Ben-Ben jen, he was a troubled soul that turned out to be a really good dog.

243 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:24:41pm

Obama slipped!
No telepromter...
I think we all saw and heard what is in
his heart!
What's the old saying?
You'll always hear the truth from drunk or a child!

244 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:24:43pm

My prediction for the Beer Garden Push, Obama comes out, sounds like an ass, everyone makes a little statement which sounds painfully rehearsed and written by at least a dozen other people, they stand around awkwardly sipping beer for about 30-45 minutes before checking their watches and slipping away.

245 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:25:03pm

re: #234 Dianna

Do mouse pads come in flavors?

Not because I think you're wrong, exactly, but if you have to eat one, I'd like to think it won't taste too awful.

I'm betting Obama blows it, or (weak alternative) that Gates blows up.

I just tried a search for "chocolate mouse pad", but no luck.

I hope you're right!

246 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:25:04pm
247 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:25:48pm

re: #244 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My prediction for the Beer Garden Push, Obama comes out, sounds like an ass, everyone makes a little statement which sounds painfully rehearsed and written by at least a dozen other people, they stand around awkwardly sipping beer for about 30-45 minutes before checking their watches and slipping away.

I say they keep drinking until somebody says, "I love you guys!"

248 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:26:04pm

re: #230 debutaunt

The concept of reverse-racial-stereotyping probably won't enter into anything.

You know it's going to be heavy on Crowley's mind though. This beer stunt o's pulling is such a crock of shit.

249 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:26:22pm

re: #247 CyanSnowHawk

I say they keep drinking until somebody says, "I love you guys!"

Who the fuck let Gibbs in here?

250 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:26:47pm

re: #241 SixDegrees

The whole event is a massive spin exercise. It's designed to divert attention away from 0bama's idiotic "I don't have all the facts, but the police are stupid" comment, and channel it on to an entirely different topic. It's an attempt to talk about something - anything - else, and leave 0's prejudicial knee spasm in the dust.

I wouldn't mind seeing Gates directly address the whole "profiling" issue with Crowley. As long as Crowley then directly questions 0bama on his rush to judgment and labeling of cops as "stupid" without knowing all the facts.

But that's not going to happen.
Second choice: I'd like to see Gates show up drunk, screaming about "crackers" and throw up on a Secret Service agent before passing out and crushing a prized rose specimen on the way down. Which has as much chance of happening as my first suggested outcome.

3rd choice: Sent the Hoopster also...
I'd be..Where the hell is the White House Basketball Court?
Play ball with Obama then drink all the beer and get verbally abusive with the Secret Service.. All the media would be there when they throw me out the front door.
I'd stand before the media and declare..Now that's the way you do a public disturbance! And then pass out.
/

251 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:26:58pm

re: #247 CyanSnowHawk

In a "Group Hug"?

252 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:28:01pm

re: #244 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My prediction for the Beer Garden Push, Obama comes out, sounds like an ass, everyone makes a little statement which sounds painfully rehearsed and written by at least a dozen other people, they stand around awkwardly sipping beer for about 30-45 minutes before checking their watches and slipping away.

Wait until the papers tomorrow & the morning programs .
Obama will be made out as the great racial healer. He siezed the teachable moment & shared his wisdom with the country.

253 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:28:16pm

Now what they really need for the party is for Crow T. Robot to show up crying about Debbie.

254 VegasRick  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:28:58pm

re: #252 opnion

Wait until the papers tomorrow & the morning programs .
Obama will be made out as the great racial healer. He siezed the teachable moment & shared his wisdom with the country.

Okay, that made me puke.

255 SixDegrees  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:28:58pm

re: #250 HoosierHoops

3rd choice: Sent the Hoopster also...
I'd be..Where the hell is the White House Basketball Court?
Play ball with Obama then drink all the beer and get verbally abusive with the Secret Service.. All the media would be there when they throw me out the front door.
I'd stand before the media and declare..Now that's the way you do a public disturbance! And then pass out.
/

Let's not forget one of the most important features of such a display: public urination. Preferably on something hard to ignore; again, a Secret Service agent leaps to mind, but the beer cooler or the President's dog are also good targets.

256 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:29:15pm

re: #202 opnion

Do you know if this is a photo op?

This event has been sequestered, hidden, not discussed. No one knows about it. It has not been promoted or publicized./

I hope that answers your question.

257 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:29:31pm

re: #255 SixDegrees

Not the dog!

258 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:29:58pm

re: #252 opnion

Wait until the papers tomorrow & the morning programs .
Obama will be made out as the great racial healer. He siezed the teachable moment & shared his wisdom with the country.

And anyone who can't see the logic in that must be a racist.

259 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:30:01pm

re: #247 CyanSnowHawk

I say they keep drinking until somebody says, "I love you guys!"

I think that they should have a shooters drinking game.
Every time BHO says ah, um or er, you take a shot.
Boy ,would they be drunk.

260 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:30:16pm

re: #252 opnion

Wait until the papers tomorrow & the morning programs .
Obama will be made out as the great racial healer. He seized the teachable moment & shared his wisdom with the country, stupidly.

261 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:30:19pm

re: #257 Dianna

Beat me by ( ) That much!!

262 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:30:26pm

I bet Deval Patrick could use a beer right about now...

263 SixDegrees  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:30:49pm

re: #257 Dianna

Not the dog!

OK, not the dog. The best choice, though not public, would be the Presidential laundry hamper. But I doubt that'll be available.

264 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:31:02pm

re: #246 buzzsawmonkey

Johnny Cash walk the line n iambic pentameter. You the man buzz.

265 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:31:05pm
266 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:31:34pm

re: #259 opnion

I think that they should have a shooters drinking game.
Every time BHO says ah, um or er, you take a shot.
Boy ,would they be drunk.

At risk of alcohol poisoning, and that's not easy to do with beer.

267 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:31:39pm

re: #256 midwestgak

This event has been sequestered, hidden, not discussed. No one knows about it. It has not been promoted or publicized./

I hope that answers your question.

It does indeed , thank you. I do know that our President shuns the spotlight.

268 Desert Dog  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:31:53pm

re: #265 buzzsawmonkey

Why not? It's a Portuguese Make-Water Dog...

That is way better than an Albanian Break-Wind Dog

269 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:32:40pm

re: #266 CyanSnowHawk

At risk of alcohol poisoning, and that's not easy to do with beer.

Sure it can!!
It's expensive...Time consuming...But can be done!!

270 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:32:48pm

Having better sense than to join in drinking games, I'm feeling left out of the many ways this little soiree could go wrong.

271 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:33:23pm

re: #260 debutaunt

There is a radio station in Chicago WLS, with a lead in 'Act stupid & have beers with Obama."

272 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:33:28pm

re: #268 Desert Dog

You've met my dog??

273 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:34:06pm

New video format added to comments: Vimeo.com.

To embed a Vimeo clip in a comment, go to the page at the Vimeo website that has the video, and copy the page's URL (not the embed code!), then paste that URL directly into a comment, on its own line -- like this (spaces inserted to keep it from being converted):

http :// vimeo.com/3567841

Here's the embedded video:

274 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:34:11pm

Who wants to bet Biden shows up with a funnel?

275 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:34:26pm

re: #272 reloadingisnotahobby

You've met my dog??

I once knew a basset hound ...
Ooh, gosh!

276 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:34:30pm

re: #268 Desert Dog

That is way better than an Albanian Break-Wind Dog

Oh Mr. Farty von Schnauzer!

277 Desert Dog  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:35:00pm

re: #276 CyanSnowHawk

Oh Mr. Farty von Schnauzer!

My dog can clear a room...pretty bad

278 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:35:15pm

re: #274 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

He's in charge of the music!!
Old drinking ditties...

279 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:35:23pm

re: #267 opnion

It does indeed , thank you. I do know that our President shuns the spotlight.

heh

280 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:35:43pm
281 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:35:44pm

re: #255 SixDegrees

Let's not forget one of the most important features of such a display: public urination. Preferably on something hard to ignore; again, a Secret Service agent leaps to mind, but the beer cooler or the President's dog are also good targets.

bututtt mrreeerr selket sevirvice man..
It's a damn water dog! I thought they liked that sort of thing..

282 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:36:07pm

re: #268 Desert Dog

That is way better than an Albanian Break-Wind Dog

E_O's life lesson #14873483748884

Do not feed bull dogs a pan of bacon grease. Smells worse than a hog lot.

283 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:36:28pm

re: #278 reloadingisnotahobby

He's in charge of the music!!
Old drinking ditties...

He's going thru the 8-tracks now. "Lets see, got some Skynard, some Tull. Oh Frampton! Who doesn't like Frampton?"

284 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:36:46pm

re: #279 midwestgak

We'd all be better off if he was f'ing Vampire !!
Oh ! Wait...

285 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:37:11pm

re: #266 CyanSnowHawk

At risk of alcohol poisoning, and that's not easy to do with beer.

No, they all claim Irish blood , so I say Jamesons Whiskey.

286 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:38:27pm

re: #281 HoosierHoops

bututtt mrreeerr selket sevirvice man..
It's a damn water dog! I thought they liked that sort of thing..


Crowley shoudl show up with a "Free Bo" lapel button.

287 wrenchwench  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:38:36pm

re: #273 Charles

Does weird stuff find you, or do you go looking for it?

The video works great.

288 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:39:10pm

re: #285 opnion

No, they all claim Irish blood , so I say Jamesons Whiskey.


I had that once...strong stuff!

289 Charpete67  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:39:47pm

re: #283 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

He's going thru the 8-tracks now. "Lets see, got some Skynard, some Tull. Oh Frampton! Who doesn't like Frampton?"

...they'll probably have some smokes...
Image: 090728-enema.jpg

290 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:40:00pm

re: #278 reloadingisnotahobby

He's in charge of the music!!
Old drinking ditties...

Courtesy of Tom Payton who wrote verses 1 through 4 around 1977 while involved in Revolutionary War re-enacting. He was also involved in SCA, Civil War, Wicca and had friends who played rugby, so the song inevitably spread, and many, many verses have been added over the years.


When I was a young lad I used to like girls,
I'd play with their corsets and fondle their curls.
'Till one day, my lady I caught with some churl,
Now you'd never get treated that way by a moose.

Chorus
Moose, moose, I likes a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose.
I've had lots of lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

Now when I'm in mood for a very good lay,
I go to my closet and get me some hay.
I go to my window and spread it around.
'Cause moose always come when there's hay on the ground.

Chorus...

Gorillas are all right on Saturday night,
Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight.
But it's just not the same when you slam your caboose,
As the feeling you get when you humps with a moose.

Chorus

I've done it with beasties with long flowing hair,
I'd do it with snakes if their fangs were not there.
I've done it with walrus, a monkey, and goose,
But it's just not the same when you screw with a moose.

Chorus

Now that I am old and advanced in my years,
I look back on my life and shed me no tears.
As I sit in my chair with my glass of Matheus,
Playing Hide-The-Salami with Melba the Moose.

Chorus...

291 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:41:10pm

re: #283 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

He's going thru the 8-tracks now. "Lets see, got some Skynard, some Tull. Oh Frampton! Who doesn't like Frampton?"

My 21 yr old loves Frampton...He is totally old school...
Weird huh?

292 turn  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:41:40pm

re: #287 wrenchwench

Does weird stuff find you, or do you go looking for it?

The video works great.

For a buzz production it sure was stoopid. Later all, time to go walk the lab along the American (and to ponder the fate of the guy I laid off today)

293 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:42:24pm

re: #292 turn

For a buzz production it sure was stoopid. Later all, time to go walk the lab along the American (and to ponder the fate of the guy I laid off today)

O.K... What's "The American"?

294 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:43:02pm

re: #293 eschew_obfuscation

O.K... What's "The American"?

A river in Northern California.

295 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:43:04pm

re: #293 eschew_obfuscation

O.K... What's "The American"?

A river IIRC.

296 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:44:05pm

re: #294 Dianna

A river in Northern California.

Missed it by () that much.

297 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:44:27pm

re: #288 HoosierHoops

I had that once...strong stuff!

But good, is my favorite. Due to lack of availability at the store I switched to another Irish brand 'Paddy'. Soft in the taste yet strong in the kick. ;-)

298 TheMatrix31  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:44:37pm

re: #291 HoosierHoops

My 21 yr old loves Frampton...He is totally old school...
Weird huh?

I'm 21 and a classic rock whore.

299 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:44:42pm

Wonder what professor gates would have to say about that koala family?

/your mama

300 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:45:22pm

re: #292 turn

For a buzz production it sure was stoopid. Later all, time to go walk the lab along the American (and to ponder the fate of the guy I laid off today)

Yeh!!
Thanks a bunch ya ^%&^*,*&$^% !!
Sorry! I'm sure it wasn't easy!!Never is!

301 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:45:32pm

A pretty cool music video from Vimeo -- never heard of the band:

302 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:45:39pm

The Hoopster's prediction for 7pm EST. tonight
You will not see bigger smiles at the photo op...Ever...
Obama takes on the mantle of MLK and begins to heal the nation...

/ I really hope this is the end of it and we can move forward..
Big big smiles...You heard it here...T-15 min. till the summit

303 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:47:06pm

re: #302 HoosierHoops


Never underestimate the president's ability to step in it. Big time.

304 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:47:06pm

re: #302 HoosierHoops

The Hoopster's prediction for 7pm EST. tonight
You will not see bigger smiles at the photo op...Ever...
Obama takes on the mantle of MLK and begins to heal the nation...

/ I really hope this is the end of it and we can move forward..
Big big smiles...You heard it here...T-15 min. till the summit

"I had a beer", is gonna pale in comparison.

305 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:47:43pm

re: #294 Dianna

A river in Northern California.

We crashed a raft there once.. Love the American and Russian rivers...
Had a little raft as a kid and used to paddle down to Napa on the Napa River and paddle back home...

306 [deleted]  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:47:51pm
307 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:47:54pm

re: #302 HoosierHoops

Ta hell with that!
It's beer thirty here in G-ds country!
I can't watch...I'll tow up!
I'll read it about here next Monday!

308 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:48:08pm

Early Beer Garden reports have Biden circling the block in his Camaro looking for a parking place while blasting Billy Squire's "The Stroke."

309 Bobblehead  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:48:12pm

When does Barry's beer blast get started?

310 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:48:56pm

re: #294 Dianna

re: #295 CyanSnowHawk

Ahh...Thanks folks!

311 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:49:10pm

re: #309 Bobblehead

6PM EASTERN...Damn late comers!...LOL

312 Bobblehead  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:50:08pm

re: #311 reloadingisnotahobby

6PM EASTERN...Damn late comers!...LOL

Are we having a chug along thread?

313 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:51:03pm

I just turned on the news..Live Coverage!
Weee!

314 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:51:31pm

re: #288 HoosierHoops

I had that once...strong stuff!

It's really good stuff, but you are right it's strong.
Never go into an Irish pub & order Bushmills, you won't get it.

315 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:52:37pm

re: #312 Bobblehead

Are we having a chug along thread?


If they had live audio, it would be the GREATEST drinking game of all time!!! We would all be out by 6:35.

316 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:53:00pm

re: #314 opnion

It's really good stuff, but you are right it's strong.
Never go into an Irish pub & order Bushmills, you won't get it.

Somebody bought me an Irish Car bomb once...I'll do anything once..But that kicked my butt

317 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:53:23pm

re: #316 HoosierHoops

Amateur.

318 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:53:26pm

re: #301 Charles

Let's see:

Not one of them has been in the hands of a personal trainer.

Not one has encountered a stylist - or if he did, he fled screaming.

They can actually play.

Clearly, every one of them has a day job, and isn't going to give it up.

319 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:53:30pm

re: #315 Cannadian Club Akbar

If they had live audio, it would be the GREATEST drinking game of all time!!! We would all be out by 6:35.

"I know, lets do a shot every time a fight breaks out on Springer!" - famous last words

320 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:53:37pm

re: #316 HoosierHoops

Somebody bought me an Irish Car bomb once...I'll do anything once..But that kicked my butt

What is it?

321 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:54:16pm

1) Beer - check
2) Teleprompter - check
3) Helen Thomas restrained in the closet - check
4) Joe Biden told the Smokey and the Bandit car is at the Wawa in Arlington until 8PM - check.
5) Red Phone off the hook - check

Cool.
It's Healin' time.

322 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:55:02pm

re: #315 Cannadian Club Akbar

*sigh* If we have to take a shot every time the president says 'Let me be clear...' before giving a lengthy, off-topic obfuscatory diatribe, well...we're all gonna have to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

323 opnion  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:55:10pm

Later gators.

324 Rancher  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:56:07pm

re: #217 reloadingisnotahobby

Rancher!
Your absolutly right!!
I hid my wealth after a twelve pack two years ago!
Still haven't found it!!
But! Used yacht sale will go up right??

LOL. Your dog hasn't been spending wildly has he? As to used yacht sales going up, I'm afraid not. If you already had a yacht the tax increase didn't matter, in fact it was an incentive to not buy a new one. What happened is that the rich aren't stupid, they bought their yachts elsewhere.

325 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:56:12pm

re: #320 opnion

What is it?

It's like the Irish had a boilermaker and said..Oh hell lads we can outdo that shite...That's all I remember about the Irish Car bomb

326 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:56:27pm

How 'bout this. Must have beer to mouth, at least sipping for 1 minute. 15 second breathing break, then back at it 'til Zero speaks at a PODIUM. Beer only, we don't want anyone to die.

327 TheMatrix31  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:56:48pm

re: #322 Fenway_Nation

*sigh* If we have to take a shot every time the president says 'Let me be clear...' before giving a lengthy, off-topic obfuscatory diatribe, well...we're all gonna have to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.

Make no mistake!

329 Bobblehead  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:57:18pm

Is everybody ready? I've got a Corona. What's everyone else drinking?

330 Lincolntf  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:57:35pm

Just flipped to MSNBC. Sure enough, it looks like Chrissy Tingles is suspended above the White House hoping for footage of the Dear Leader distributing the hoppy Host to his unworthy guests. Lynn Sweet is opining that the problem is not Obama's or Gates' racism, it's the discussion of their racism by talk-radio personalities that's the problem.
Get a new meme, Lefties, it's the 21st century.

331 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:57:50pm

re: #329 Bobblehead

Is everybody ready? I've got a Corona. What's everyone else drinking?

At work still

332 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:57:53pm

re: #325 HoosierHoops

It's like the Irish had a boilermaker and said..Oh hell lads we can outdo that shite...That's all I remember about the Irish Car bomb

Half a draft beer, drop in a shot of Irish Whiskey, chug. Um, so I've heard...

333 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:58:01pm

re: #329 Bobblehead

Is everybody ready? I've got a Corona. What's everyone else drinking?

Water. I'm still at work.

334 wrenchwench  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:59:06pm

re: #329 Bobblehead

Is everybody ready? I've got a Corona. What's everyone else drinking?

I have Cytomax.

335 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:59:37pm

Its starting!

336 chedgeman  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:59:42pm

It's 6 PM EasternTime. Let the brew-ha-ha begin!

337 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 2:59:58pm

re: #332 Cannadian Club Akbar

You left out the insta-curdling Bailey's...

338 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:00:00pm

re: #327 TheMatrix31

Make no mistake!


The Obama quote generator.

339 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:00:02pm

re: #332 Cannadian Club Akbar

Half a draft beer, drop in a shot of Irish Whiskey, chug. Um, so I've heard...

It was a strong beer.. Can't recall...
too bad I wasn't drinking them election night...Loss of memory has it's good points sometimes

340 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:00:24pm

re: #338 VioletTiger

The Obama quote generator.

Let me be clear

341 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:00:43pm

Fosters in icy mugs here!

342 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:01:01pm

re: #340 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Let me be clear

As I've said

343 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:01:18pm

re: #329 Bobblehead

Is everybody ready? I've got a Corona. What's everyone else drinking?

I have Vitamin water and LSD.

Just kidding, I don't drink Vitamin water.

//

344 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:01:25pm

re: #340 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Let me be clear, this notion

345 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:01:46pm

Considering the picture up top:

I introduce to you The Velveteen Bunny

346 FrogMarch  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:01:47pm

This is the perfect thing to mock on SNL. but will they? I doubt it.
The Bamster is off limits at air america for late nite tv.

347 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:01:54pm

re: #339 HoosierHoops

It was a strong beer.. Can't recall...
too bad I wasn't drinking them election night...Loss of memory has it's good points sometimes

Guiness?

348 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:02:17pm

re: #344 debutaunt

Failed polices of my predecessor

349 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:02:22pm

re: #344 debutaunt

Umm, ah..
(teleprompter off mode)

350 Rancher  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:02:37pm

Pelosi is blasting the insurance industry's opposition to a government run health plan. She can't understand why an industry would fear competition that doesn't have to make a profit.

351 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:03:07pm

re: #342 capitalist piglet

'...the failed policies of the last six months eight years.'

352 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:03:12pm

re: #346 FrogMarch

This is the perfect thing to mock on SNL. but will they? I doubt it.
The Bamster is off limits at air america for late nite tv.

Tha would be funny. Huge kegs. Secret service guys under the table.
Never happen.

353 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:03:29pm

re: #348 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Failed polices of my predecessor, George W. Bush and the other guy...

354 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:03:30pm

re: #329 Bobblehead

Is everybody ready? I've got a Corona. What's everyone else drinking?

Well everybody a couple threads ago just trashed Bud Light...I mean just trashed it...It's water blah blah.
So I'm afraid to say I am drinking Bud Light...
Then again.. I don't have a beer gut like so many guys...So there!
/Truth patrol adds...
It's all my wife lets me drink...

355 lobo91  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:03:46pm

re: #338 VioletTiger

The Obama quote generator.

What do you think?:

"You know, there's a lot of talk in this country about raising taxes. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old deaths. Ordinary Americans believe in kittens, they want less explosions, they just aren't sure if their leaders believe in creating jobs."

Seems pretty realistic to me...

356 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:04:01pm

re: #346 FrogMarch

'Air America' is still on the air?

357 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:04:18pm

re: #350 Rancher

Pelosi is blasting the insurance industry's opposition to a government run health plan. She can't understand why an industry would fear competition that doesn't have to make a profit.

Not only would it not have to make a profit, it has an endless supply of cash --us!

358 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:04:38pm

re: #350 Rancher

Pelosi is blasting the insurance industry's opposition to a government run health plan. She can't understand why an industry would fear competition that doesn't have to make a profit.

Apples and arugula.

359 SixDegrees  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:04:40pm

re: #329 Bobblehead

Is everybody ready? I've got a Corona. What's everyone else drinking?

As long as 0's in the White House, I'll be working on a tall, refreshing glass of Prozac.

360 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:04:49pm

re: #347 Cannadian Club Akbar

Guiness?

Not it was like a Bass Ale...that color

361 Bobblehead  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:04:53pm

re: #354 HoosierHoops

Well everybody a couple threads ago just trashed Bud Light...I mean just trashed it...It's water blah blah.
So I'm afraid to say I am drinking Bud Light...
Then again.. I don't have a beer gut like so many guys...So there!
/Truth patrol adds...
It's all my wife lets me drink...

Beer is beer. Never be afraid to admit you drink Bud Light.

362 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:04:53pm

Next time we have something as pressing as this, we need someone to put together guidelines and rules. Charles can make it a LNDT the night before.

363 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:05:06pm

re: #346 FrogMarch

This is the perfect thing to mock on SNL. but will they? I doubt it.
The Bamster is off limits at air america for late nite tv.

I'd love to see a skit where the Prez, Gates and Crowley get into a drunken fist fight.

364 Charpete67  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:05:42pm

re: #363 LGoPs

I'd love to see a skit where the Prez, Gates and Crowley get into a drunken fist fight.

I wanna know who had to pee first...

365 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:05:55pm

I just saw a sound bite of President Obama talking about the beer.
He is such an unfunny joke, such a bullshitting asshole, so full of himself with his "teachable moment" garbage.
And the MSM is in absolute drooling heat.
Yeccch!

366 FrogMarch  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:06:22pm

re: #356 Fenway_Nation

'Air America' is still on the air?

Not everywhere - but it is here in Boulder.

367 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:06:23pm

Google Earth on CNN.. I can see the picnic table! OMG I'm so excited!
/

368 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:06:24pm

re: #355 lobo91

Seems pretty realistic to me...


Good one.
I was less polite ;)


"I think it's time we had a national conversation about sadness. We need to get past all the shit and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming really deep shit. We need unicorns, not deep shit. Unicorns are our happiness. And we need to have change in sadness."

369 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:06:24pm

re: #354 HoosierHoops

Well everybody a couple threads ago just trashed Bud Light...I mean just trashed it...It's water blah blah.
So I'm afraid to say I am drinking Bud Light...
Then again.. I don't have a beer gut like so many guys...So there!
/Truth patrol adds...
It's all my wife lets me drink...

Do hunter's get deer gut?
/

370 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:06:43pm

re: #365 Spare O'Lake

I just saw a sound bite of President Obama talking about the beer.
He is such an unfunny joke, such a bullshitting asshole, so full of himself with his "teachable moment" garbage.
And the MSM is in absolute drooling heat.
Yeccch!

They got a spritzer set aside just to keep Chris Matthews at bay.

371 Ayeless in Ghazi  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:07:05pm

Video quality seems pretty good on this vimeo site.

Prodigy:Omen

372 FrogMarch  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:07:07pm

re: #363 LGoPs

I'd love to see a skit where the Prez, Gates and Crowley get into a drunken fist fight.

's'all I'm sayin. The possibilities are endless.
It will be telling if they don't touch this.

373 FrogMarch  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:07:20pm

re: #352 VioletTiger

Tha would be funny. Huge kegs. Secret service guys under the table.
Never happen.

Exactly!

374 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:07:22pm

re: #369 LGoPs

Do hunter's get deer gut?
/

Yep, and some serious Doejam.

375 calcajun  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:07:29pm

re: #363 LGoPs

I'd love to see a skit where the Prez, Gates and Crowley get into a drunken fist fight.

The should get Ted Kennedy over there and smash beer cans on their foreheads.

Or...

They should be out there like the regulars on "King of the Hill", sipping beers in their t-shirts and jeans.

376 Charpete67  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:07:45pm

re: #372 FrogMarch

's'all I'm sayin. The possibilities are endless.
It will be telling if they don't touch this.

not if it makes BHO look bad.

377 Racer X  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:07:52pm

America is looking at a $3 Trillion Dollar deficit this year.

Our national debt is running up close to $13 Trillion.

So what is important? The Beer Summit™

Because The One™ is such a rank amateur he cannot keep his foot out of his mouth.

378 wrenchwench  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:08:05pm

re: #370 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

They got a spritzer fire hose set aside just to keep Chris Matthews at bay.

FTFY

379 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:08:24pm

re: #375 calcajun

The should get Ted Kennedy over there and smash beer cans on their foreheads.

Or...

They should be out there like the regulars on "King of the Hill", sipping beers in their t-shirts and jeans.

Mom jeans?/

380 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:08:31pm

Hi Lizards, do we have any hatchlings yet, today?

381 calcajun  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:08:33pm

re: #374 SasquatchOnSteroids

Yep, and some serious Doejam.

From walking in stagnant water.

382 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:08:42pm

Gov. Deval Patrick is probably bummed out that he wasn't invited. He could use a few brewskis to help take his mind off of his approval ratings circling the drain.

383 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:08:55pm

They just won't let go of the racial profiling aspect...
oh Larry Elders is on..I like him...nice smack down

384 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:09:08pm

.What is this, the He Man Woman Haters Club? They didn't invite the 911 caller?

385 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:09:38pm

re: #380 Floral Giraffe

Hi Lizards, do we have any hatchlings yet, today?

Jumpin' Jehosaphat, somebody left the door open!

386 Buck  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:09:39pm

re: #367 HoosierHoops

Google Earth on CNN.. I can see the picnic table! OMG I'm so excited!
/

It's been moved... no longer at the picnic table. They realized that Obama would have to show favoritism and sit NEXT to one or the other if they used the picnic table.

387 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:10:05pm

I keep having this urge to say that Obama offered to pay the rent on the beer. Then I start thinking of the roses, and wish the thought would leave me alone.

388 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:10:28pm

re: #384 capitalist piglet

.What is this, the He Man Woman Haters Club? They didn't invite the 911 caller?

This is man business, the wine and cheese party is tomorrow.
///

389 wrenchwench  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:10:29pm

re: #380 Floral Giraffe

Hi Lizards, do we have any hatchlings yet, today?

We have a root vegetable on another thread.

390 yochanan  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:10:41pm

re: #9 CyanSnowHawk

I'll see your cute koala and raise you a flying shark.

did that one go to harvard law school?

391 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:10:42pm

re: #384 capitalist piglet

.What is this, the He Man Woman Haters Club? They didn't invite the 911 caller?

Of course not.

The only person to behave perfectly in the whole thing?

392 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:11:38pm

re: #389 wrenchwench

We have a root vegetable on another thread.

A radish, turnip, carrot, potato or parsnip?

393 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:11:47pm

re: #386 Buck

It's been moved... no longer at the picnic table. They realized that Obama would have to show favoritism and sit NEXT to one or the other if they used the picnic table.

I see it now.. a round table with 4 chairs

394 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:11:52pm

re: #388 CyanSnowHawk

Hey look at that, sarc tags are now limited to 3.

395 DEZes  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:12:16pm

re: #384 capitalist piglet

.What is this, the He Man Woman Haters Club? They didn't invite the 911 caller?

She has been treated very badly by the media and some blogs, No good deed goes unpunished.

And HELLO LIZARDS.

396 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:12:25pm

re: #394 CyanSnowHawk

Hey look at that, sarc tags are now limited to 3.

in a row
/// /// /// ///

397 VegasRick  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:13:11pm

re: #395 DEZes

She has been treated very badly by the media and some blogs, No good deed goes unpunished.

And HELLO LIZARDS.

Hey!

398 Spare O'Lake  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:13:44pm

re: #392 Dianna

A radish, turnip, carrot, potato or parsnip?

Beets me.

399 VegasRick  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:14:21pm

re: #398 Spare O'Lake

Beets me.

Lettuce refrain.

400 code red 21  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:14:24pm

re: #398 Spare O'Lake

Beets me.

That's corny

401 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:14:28pm

re: #398 Spare O'Lake

Beets me.

Sugar!

402 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:14:31pm

Cash For Clunkers.

What can I get for a Pelosi ?

403 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:14:39pm

re: #391 Dianna

Of course not.

The only person to behave perfectly in the whole thing?

Just like a woman, acting all correct and everything.
/

404 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:14:43pm

re: #383 HoosierHoops

What channel is this? PMSNBC was talking about 0bamacare, FOX was doing a market recap...CNN is in the middle of some commercials.

405 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:07pm

re: #401 Dianna

Sugar!

Mmmm! Food puns.

406 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:20pm

re: #395 DEZes

She has been treated very badly by the media and some blogs, No good deed goes unpunished.

And HELLO LIZARDS.

Hey DEZ...

407 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:21pm

re: #399 VegasRick

Lettuce refrain.

Do not eat the White House Bacon, LeadUs, and Tomato sandwiches.

408 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:29pm

re: #395 DEZes

She has been treated very badly by the media and some blogs, No good deed goes unpunished.

And HELLO LIZARDS.

Saw her on the news this morning. Really sad, she has been threatened as well. Some people need mental help, I swear.

409 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:32pm

re: #402 SasquatchOnSteroids

A flithy corroded penny and some chewing gum that I stepped in and managed to scrpae off the bottom of my bootheel.

410 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:35pm

re: #380 Floral Giraffe

Only a few. Nobody notices when I don't announce it. Already one sock puppet attempt.

411 yochanan  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:43pm

re: #23 razorbacker

I like how they've photoshopped out those drop bears' fangs.

we need some drop bears in washington d.c. STAT

412 DEZes  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:54pm

re: #400 code red 21

That's corny

This thread is gonna be a big tassel.

413 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:15:59pm

re: #392 Dianna

A radish, turnip, carrot, potato or parsnip?

And taro, cassava, yam, sweet potato et.al.

414 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:16:13pm

re: #403 CyanSnowHawk

Just like a woman, acting all correct and everything.
/

Ever since Adam bleated, "The woman tempted me!", guys have been trying to excuse behaving badly. Most of the women try to make up for it.

///

415 DEZes  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:16:49pm

re: #406 LGoPs

Hey DEZ...

Hello, good twin.

416 Rancher  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:17:04pm

re: #357 VioletTiger

Not only would it not have to make a profit, it has an endless supply of cash --us!

Good point. It's ironic that the party who hates Walmart for driving out smaller competitors wants a government run health care plan that will do the same thing.

417 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:17:15pm

re: #400 code red 21

That's corny

Hominy times you gonna say that?

418 Digital Display  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:17:26pm

re: #404 Fenway_Nation

What channel is this? PMSNBC was talking about 0bamacare, FOX was doing a market recap...CNN is in the middle of some commercials.

CNNHD.. They had a 6 way split screen for a minute and I saw it

419 code red 21  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:17:44pm

re: #402 SasquatchOnSteroids

Cash For Clunkers.

What can I get for a Pelosi ?


You might get fifty cents if the guys desperate enough.

420 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:18:04pm

re: #409 Fenway_Nation

A flithy corroded penny and some chewing gum that I stepped in and managed to scrpae off the bottom of my bootheel.

You over paid ;)

421 JCM  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:18:22pm

I just registered a sock guess who I'm!

Wait, wait, I was supposed to log out and log in with the sock.

D'oh!

422 midwestgak  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:18:48pm

re: #380 Floral Giraffe

Hi Lizards, do we have any hatchlings yet, today?

Come out, come out, where ever you are. And welcome.

Floral Giraffe is a friend.

423 Racer X  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:18:52pm

re: #383 HoosierHoops

They just won't let go of the racial profiling aspect...
oh Larry Elders is on..I like him...nice smack down

Link?

424 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:19:05pm

re: #421 JCM

I just registered a sock guess who I'm!

Wait, wait, I was supposed to log out and log in with the sock.

D'oh!

I'll bet you'll be MCJ?

425 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:19:11pm

re: #417 LGoPs

Hominy times you gonna say that?

There is a kernel of truth there.

426 yochanan  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:19:33pm

re: #42 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Must we keep going tit for tat with these puns?

WHAT THE HELL IS A TAT?

427 VioletTiger  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:19:42pm

Oh geez, Biden is at the beer summit. Hope they brought enough beer.

428 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:19:43pm

re: #395 DEZes

Hola Honco!

429 wintercat  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:19:46pm

This was posted by inkling a few minutes ago in the links but I thought it was worth noting here too. Besides not knowing anything about the Philippines, the Narcissist in Chief also showed how much he admires...well, himself...

The brief presser also provided evidence of the One's self-professed "profound humility":
A Philippine journalist asked each leader his or her impression of the other. Arroyo called Obama "cordial, warm, and welcoming."
Obama joked, "I'm sure she thinks I'm much younger looking than she expected."
In her response, Arroyo made her answer all about Obama. No one's surprised that Obama did the same.
Your text to link...

430 DEZes  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:19:49pm

re: #408 VioletTiger

Saw her on the news this morning. Really sad, she has been threatened as well. Some people need mental help, I swear.

I read a story about her today, she has been laying low.
I am starting to think half the people in this country are deranged.
Two people look like they are breaking in, and she calls the cops.
So in the eyes of lunatics, she must be a racist, and should be hung.

431 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:19:53pm

re: #425 VioletTiger

There is a kernel of truth there.

Takes true grits to say that pardner...

432 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:11pm

re: #424 LGoPs

I'll bet you'll be MCJ?

There you go again .

433 Van Helsing  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:18pm

I missed the start of this gritty conversation.

434 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:22pm

Enough cracking wise! Don't you know this is serious? The One is having a racial healing moment!

/

435 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:28pm

re: #391 Dianna

Of course not.

The only person to behave perfectly in the whole thing?

I personally don't think Crowley was wrong, but it does kind of stink that she was vilified, when she was actually reluctant to describe the people she saw in terms of race - and then left out of this gathering.

As a high school kid in the late seventies, I was a member of my state's honors choir. There was one black student in the tenor section.

One day, he didn't show up for rehearsal at camp. Realizing one person was missing (but not having seen us before), the conductor asked the other ninety-nine people to tell him who was missing from the tenor section, and no one - not a single person - described the missing student as African-American. It was, "Well, he's six feet tall..." and other descriptors, but even though he was easily identified by race, everyone was too afraid to simply describe him as the African-American student...as though it was an insult or something.

And that was almost thirty years ago.

436 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:32pm

re: #395 DEZes
Buddy!

437 JCM  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:34pm

re: #426 yochanan

WHAT THE HELL IS A TAT?

Well there is this, then there is tat.

438 Dianna  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:41pm

re: #426 yochanan

WHAT THE HELL IS A TAT?

Well, one tats lace?

439 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:55pm

re: #427 VioletTiger

Oh geez, Biden is at the beer summit. Hope they brought enough beer.

Please tell me he didn't bring his styrofoam cooler.

440 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:20:58pm

re: #432 SasquatchOnSteroids

There you go again .

LOL...you read my mind.
:)

441 Bobblehead  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:21:10pm

re: #412 DEZes

This thread is gonna be a big tassel.

"Lend me an ear" said she in her alluringly husky whisper.

442 DEZes  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:21:37pm

re: #428 Floral Giraffe

Hola Honco!

re: #436 callahan23

Buddy!

Two fine people get a virtual hug. ;)

443 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:21:45pm

re: #434 Dianna

Enough cracking wise! Don't you know this is serious? The One is having a racial healing moment!

/

Brought to you by Budweiser, the King of Beers.

444 Van Helsing  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:21:59pm

re: #430 DEZes

I read a story about her today, she has been laying low.
I am starting to think half the people in this country are deranged.
Two people look like they are breaking in, and she calls the cops.
So in the eyes of lunatics, she must be a racist, and should be hunghanged.

Sorry, pet peeve.

445 VegasRick  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:22:00pm

re: #437 JCM

Well there is this, then there is tat.

I prefer the tit over the tat. Just how I am.

446 DEZes  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:22:22pm

re: #441 Bobblehead

"Lend me an ear" said she in her alluringly husky whisper.

Nice way to combine puns.

447 Bobblehead  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:22:50pm

re: #434 Dianna

Enough cracking wise! Don't you know this is serious? The One is having a racial healing moment!

/

No popping off now.

448 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:00pm

Beer that way --->

449 DEZes  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:03pm

re: #444 Van Helsing

Sorry, pet peeve.

Ah, no worries, thanks for fixing it.

450 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:07pm

re: #418 HoosierHoops

CNN just showed the 'extraordinary' video.

Nothing says 'This a completely sincere attempt at reconciling the two parties and not a cheap attempt at publicity or attention-whoring' like the occasional cameraman swooping in and out of the camera's view accompanied the the staccato rapid-fire clicking of hundreds of camera-shutters simulatneously clicking...

451 LGoPs  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:08pm

re: #435 capitalist piglet

I personally don't think Crowley was wrong, but it does kind of stink that she was vilified, when she was actually reluctant to describe the people she saw in terms of race - and then left out of this gathering.

As a high school kid in the late seventies, I was a member of my state's honors choir. There was one black student in the tenor section.

One day, he didn't show up for rehearsal at camp. Realizing one person was missing (but not having seen us before), the conductor asked the other ninety-nine people to tell him who was missing from the tenor section, and no one - not a single person - described the missing student as African-American. It was, "Well, he's six feet tall..." and other descriptors, but even though he was easily identified by race, everyone was too afraid to simply describe him as the African-American student...as though it was an insult or something.

And that was almost thirty years ago.

That's a pretty telling statement on the state of race relations. When one side gets tongue tied even describing another race for fear of offending someone, you know that something is seriously fucked up.

452 Kragar  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:32pm

re: #426 yochanan

WHAT THE HELL IS A TAT?

Tweety's nemesis

453 VegasRick  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:34pm

re: #439 SasquatchOnSteroids

Please tell me he didn't bring his styrofoam cooler.

I picture him with the "beer helmet"

454 callahan23  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:41pm

re: #428 Floral Giraffe

Snatched your Email.
;-)

455 yochanan  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:49pm

re: #65 Pianobuff

Am I just missing the humor in this, or is this plain nuts?

That Oven Feelin’ - Roseanne Barr Turns Up The Heat

SHE IS ONE F''' B''' which is worse anti semitic JINO or NATURI KARTI or is it the same shit?

456 JCM  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:23:54pm

re: #444 Van Helsing

Sorry, pet peeve.

457 capitalist piglet  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:26:46pm

re: #451 LGoPs

That's a pretty telling statement on the state of race relations. When one side gets tongue tied even describing another race for fear of offending someone, you know that something is seriously fucked up.

Yeah, I thought so. I sat there mute myself, of course, but that incident stayed with me more than any other experience connected to being in that choir. And this was Wisconsin, with representatives from all over the state...generally where most would assume people aren't especially over-sensitive about things like that.

458 Van Helsing  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:26:52pm

re: #456 JCM

But they was doing it for the humor!

459 Throbert McGee  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:27:50pm

re: #167 MikeySDCA

Koalas live on eucalyptus leaves, so koala meat tastes like a very strong cough drop.

Hey, if you made Filipino-style egg rolls filled with shredded koala meat, you could call 'em "Koala Lumpi-urs"!

/one for the LGF Cookbook 3rd Edition...

460 Throbert McGee  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:28:56pm

re: #426 yochanan

WHAT THE HELL IS A TAT?

Check aisle 7, next to the "panoes."

461 calcajun  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:37:37pm

re: #398 Spare O'Lake

Beets me.

Good idea! What other puns are stalking out there, I wonder!

462 calcajun  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:39:45pm

re: #444 Van Helsing

Sorry, pet peeve.

You should not keep peeves as pets. They cannot be domesticated and are happier in the wild. I know-- I freed mine years ago.

463 JEA62  Thu, Jul 30, 2009 3:50:14pm

Don't mess with her - she'll rip your freakin' face off

464 SecondComing  Fri, Jul 31, 2009 6:09:28am

The title of this thread made me think of this:

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]


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